Ben
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First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Ben ghosting Natalie?
How are you? I'm good. We're on the radio right now.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Ben ghosting Natalie?
No, no. I mean, I'm, I clocked that as a joke, so that didn't really.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Ben ghosting Natalie?
Well, I mean, okay, here's what it was. We had a good time. Like we had a good time. Everything was cool. She's amazing. I like her a lot, but something did happen that kind of like, I just couldn't deal with it. So that's why I ghosted her. I, all right. We were at the restaurant. The bartender there was somebody that I had dated before. And like, I don't mean just date.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Ben ghosting Natalie?
No, no. No, I'm not insane. That's like, it's like worst case scenario for that situation. I had no idea. I didn't even know she bartended. Like, I don't understand. I don't know what's going on in her life since we broke up. But we walked in and, you know, me and Natalie, it was just like, boom. And what are you supposed to do at that point? She's there. She's serving us wine.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Ben ghosting Natalie?
I can't read anybody. Like, I can't read her expression, you know. So I was just, we were kind of just both pretending like we didn't know each other, which I didn't. I guess it's the best case scenario for that, but it was awkward.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Ben ghosting Natalie?
I mean, instead of her yelling at me, you know?
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Ben ghosting Natalie?
Yeah. Well, I tried to be cool, like, you know, like I just tried to play it off, but I was... I was and I am convinced that Natalie figured it out. There's just no way she didn't, because women just know these things. They just do. They always do. And I didn't want to have to, on top of that, explain everything. I just didn't want to get into it, so I just needed a clean slate.
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Why is Ben ghosting Natalie?
I wasn't sure. I mean, I, I think she knew, but I wasn't really sure what she was getting at. You know what I mean? We did make out after, you know, cause just things happen, but I thought it was best to just, you know, act like it didn't happen and move on. Cause it was just going to be like from square one to have to deal with an ex and And then how, you know, I did or didn't handle it.
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Why is Ben ghosting Natalie?
Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I handled it the best way. I kind of, uh, I mean, I kind of panicked and, uh, just went with that decision. And then they kind of felt like once I'd gone down that path, it was hard to turn back.
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Why is Ben ghosting Natalie?
Okay. Like you're, that is not, that is not what happened. That is not what happened. I, she's the one, this person cheated on me. So it wouldn't even make sense for her to be flirting with me. It doesn't even make sense.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Ben ghosting Natalie?
How would I know the schedule of people's hours? How would I even line that up? It doesn't make any sense.
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Why is Ben ghosting Natalie?
I didn't. I didn't. I didn't know. I didn't know.
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She's on a new diet. Yeah. I specifically remember at 13, I was having Slim Fast. This may be your book. Yeah, just like my mom had a SlimFast and like I had one. Like I've spoken about my dad and OptiFast. These crash diets, they're nuts. And obesity is a thousand percent genetic and food addiction is genetic. It has to be, or unless it's learned.
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We haven't gotten there yet, but definitely figuring out like what is the right balance. I do think that just with the way that the world is going, like our children will eat less sugar because there's just less sugar in, or we're like more aware of sugar. I don't think that we were my parents were as aware of sugar when I was growing up. And I do think that sugar is the culprit.
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Like when whenever I think of why I'm so fat, it's sugar. I love candy. So like I think on that end of the spectrum, like hopefully having less sugar in your bread or having less sugar in just everyday life will help. But I don't know. I really they're going to be they're going to be fat. Like, I just know he's going to be fat. And, like, I'm down. He doesn't have to be. I don't know.
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It's going to be hard. I hope. He's at least going to be fat for a minute. I don't know how he's not. But you love, you are athletic.
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You like golf. But I was then. Actually, that's interesting. And I was skinny until 11.
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me too what changed i was skinny till 11 our ability in which i know mine was you i got to go to school by myself and then i was like i'm gonna become best friends with the guy at the bodega yeah maybe it was that maybe it was independence maybe it was i don't know my sister was chubby until 14 and then she just shed it yeah she's been skinny forever shout out maddie lucky good for her yeah we get here from ruby frank
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She underfed, we overfeed. True. Yes, that was what it was.
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It might be that. It might be the pizza is bad. Right. Because that I definitely remember. Like I remember, I don't know if it was taught or if I taught it to myself or whatever it was like, this is bad. And when I'm going to eat it, I know I'm being bad. So I'm going to fucking eat it, you know? Right. As opposed to no pizza is not bad. No pasta is not bad. Nothing is bad.
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The amount that you're consuming of it is bad, but not the actual thing itself.
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Okay, here's the first one. You're a dream. For those that are listening to audio, you should also watch on YouTube. This is a tuna salad sandwich. Oh, wow. We're going to have to rate this.
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We're going to give this a taste. Cheers to you.
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This is delicious. The bagel isn't even toasted. That's how you know that what's inside is what matters.
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Little caper, I see. Oh, look, if you can see the Nova, it is buttery. Cheers to you, my friend.
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This is fantastic. I love a caper. So underrated, so delicious. We need to put capers in more things. What is a caper? Just a salt bomb. Or what actually is a caper?
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I am, but the people need to know. You need to tell more.
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And Josh, just in case there is an unwanted sound, you've made the perfect video. We've all been there before, right? We go out to a beautiful dinner. We're outside. We're just trying to film a beautiful, uh, yeah. Wind, wind, wind is in the way. Wind is in the way. Wind is in the way. We don't want it.
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audio eraser boom takes the unwanted sounds out of the gorgeous video that you just took at night yeah nobody wants that nobody wants this we took a beautiful video we don't want to put josh we don't want to put music over our video because the audio sounds like crap we want the audio to sound the way the audio was meant to sound listen and that's what samsung can
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Wow. Really? Is Zuck going to be there? Can you imagine? BTZ. Big time Zuck. In his blue Benson Boone suit. Did you see that? Of course. With his nice chain, with his nice perm. He's fucking ill.
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If you can see them. You got to be able to see them. If you can flip and see them. You got to be able to see them.
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None of those unwanted noises and none of those unwanted people at the club. 100%.
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And you should get it. Audio eraser is compatible with common video formats accessible in gallery. Helps minimize six select sounds. Results vary. Galaxy AI features by Samsung free through 2025 and requires Samsung account login. Look, folks, one more minute. Let me chew. Let me live. I can't eat. This was such a great idea.
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It deserves the praise. Russ and Daughters is so good. God. Their fish, their knife skills. That's the key. That's the key. Good knife. Yes. Thin slice against the grain. Not too thick. This is the most delicious. Unbelievable. Russ and daughter, shout out, Josh. Thank you.
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Should we get into a story? Yeah. What do we got? Anything good?
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Got it. So interesting. So half of the four and a half percent was already LGBTQ, but now they're also identifying as bi. Sure. Interesting. Okay.
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Yeah, just, well, just gay. More people are saying that they're bi than just gay.
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So more than half of them are gay and bi or lesbian and bi. Perfect. I think is what it's saying. Gotcha. Which I find surprising. I often find that at least the arc for my friends who have come out has been, you know, I'm bi. Actually, I'm gay. Right. Like, it's like more of like, I don't know if I'm ready to just say that I'm gay because I've dated girls or whatever.
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But now after looking back on it, I realize I'm just gay. Yes. Is at least the arc that I've seen. Very interesting, Josh. Very interesting. I...
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It's kind of like smoking cigarettes, Josh. On a recent episode, I mentioned that I wish I was addicted to cigarettes. So once a month you hook up with a man?
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Different strokes for different folks. It's just not for me. I know. I would be down if it was.
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I'm too sick to have given you at all. But normally I see you. I want to give you a nice kiss on the kiss on the head. Kiss on the cheek. A big. I love that for my closest friends. A nice big hug. Big smooch.
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It's certainly not what we need to focus on. Totally. Like just, if it's not for you, it's not for you, but you don't have to worry about it. Yeah. I don't worry about, here's the real problem, Josh. The real problem with everyone is that everybody worries a little bit too much about things that do not matter to them. What do you not have any impact on their life?
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Benson Boone. Benson Boone. Okay. Tough name. That can't be his real name. Name for a star. But at the same time, he picked it. Benson Boone. I don't like it. No? I like Benson. I don't think Boone. Right. Boone?
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And if you just spent a little less time worrying about things that do not affect you, you would be significantly less stressed. Like people, I think, are walking around with incredible anxiety because they're holding so much that has nothing to do with them.
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Ever. You know, like, why are you worried about LGBTQ plus? You're not LGBTQ plus. So don't worry about it. Well, we worry for our brothers and sisters and our allies. Sure, if they need help. And people. No problem. But not every day. Not every day am I holding this burden. I'm here to help. You need me? I'm there.
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I'm not anymore. Like, I really do not worry about things. If I even get an inkling that I'm starting to worry about something, even that's far away. I'm like, shut that out, Ben. You worrying about something that's not happening for four months. It's going to cripple today and it's not going to change your decision making in four months.
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You're not going to make a decision in four months based off of what you think you're going to do today. Right. You're just going to ruin your day.
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I love that. I love that. You've got a Seneca. And don't let tomorrow's troubles ruin today's peace.
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Mel. She's crushing. She's fabulous. It's the red onion. The red onion. Thinly sliced. This is not thinly sliced. This is mandolin. For all the fucking people out there that can't get your onions thin enough, you can't use a knife to get this. Right. Mandolin. You know when you go to a deli, okay? You're ordering your big, beautiful sandwich from your New York corner deli.
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You go in your meats, you go in your cheeses, and you think to yourself, you know, they have this beautiful shredded lettuce that I cannot replicate anywhere else.
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Yes. Yes. Or like Boone. Boone is a first name, right? Boone. I think we need to throw away Boone. Just Benson. Benson. He's Benson. Like Olivia Benson.
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Oh, I'm so sad. Literally this morning, this is Claudia, by the way, in a nutshell. Thousand percent. She loves, like, if I, when I take out the garbage, when I do the dishes, when I do whatever it may be. Loves it. Loves it. That said, people said that this was called nesting. She's been doing this forever. Right. Literally this morning, she's like, hey, by the way, do you mind?
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I want to replace our carpet in the bedroom. Do you mind just removing it from under the bed before you start work today? I'm like, no. It's an impossible task.
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But if I did it, she would have loved it. They love it. By the way, they're all women, right? The New York Post was very much 50% of Americans love when study, when their significant other does the, it's like, no, 100% of women love when their male counterpart actually do something.
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Right. Because women are carrying the burden.
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Sounds terrible. Oh, trust. But when you do it, and if you were to do it, Paige loves you. She loves it. What you could also do is... Actually, no, I don't know. I was going to say like you could hide it in the garage or something, but you'll see.
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No. And if you are going to tell us a story, though, I know we say brevity is key. Give us a little bit of context. Sometimes I need a little context. That's all. Quick. How old you are? Where you're from? What's going on? I think like a quick 23, Ruby, San Jose.
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Okay. First of all, dream man comes home with pickles and iced tea. What are you complaining about? Nuts. Okay. The truth is this man, Josh, simply needs a storage unit.
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That's it. That's it. Nothing you're talking about here is, I don't think pickles are perishable. If anything, they get better over time. They're pickled. They're fine. They're good. They're built to last. They can sit in the jar, no problem. The iced tea, certainly. All right, maybe there's an expiration date, but it's tea. One year. Yeah, put it in the storage unit.
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And then he goes and pulls appropriately a pound of pickles at a time. Now that I'm thinking about it, 20 pounds of pickles. That's entirely too many pickles for an apartment. Or you move to a house, okay? Or you move to a house, but 20 pounds of pickles is a lot of pickles.
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They're delicious. They're so good. No problem. Actually, zero calories. Yeah, no, 20 pounds of pickles is nuts. That's a whole fridge of pickles.
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That's, yeah, no good. What, you didn't inspect them when you brought them into your home? You took leaky pickles?
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No good. Get a storage unit. Leave your poor wife alone.
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I don't want to talk about it, though, because the last time I mentioned that trucking and logistics is a nightmare, I got two million messages. Hey, we can help with your trucking and logistics. I don't need your help.
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Because you're not. Everybody's trucking and logistics is a problem. I don't care how good you are. You're going to fuck up. Right. Like, they fuck up. Supply chain is a thankless business. It's either done perfectly. And you don't know about it. Or you don't know about it. Or it's awful.
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Of course. They're delivered at the wrong times. You have to reschedule time. Did it shift in transit or like were cans damaged? I haven't had, like I've had some damaged cans for sure. The worst though is, the way that it works is the receiver needs a BOL. BOL. The product delivered needs to exactly match the bill of lading.
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And if it's off by even a case and you're delivering thousands of cases at a time, it's rejected because they want nothing to do with if the order was accidentally submitted incorrectly. Sure. We've had situations where the BOL was supposed to be 5000 cases of pedophilia.
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pickle 5 000 cases of lemon iced tea 5 000 cases of pink lemonade and 15 000 cases of one skew all went to the same place and it's just rejected and you're talking about going from like a vermont to california so it took you over a week to get there anyway it's a nightmare that's a ten thousand dollar trip yes yes and then you gotta say well you gotta handle that because it's your fuck up and then they say well we're not and you say okay
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That's my negotiating skills. Okay. Send it back. Fine. I'll take out my checkbook.
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I would love her. Yeah, her. I can only think about her in The Love Guru. SVU is gone for me. Mariska Hargitay. When was the last time you saw that movie?
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What a collab that was though. The Mamba Forever body armor. The golden yellow. Sick. Shout out Coke. Quickly speaking of golden yellow, you see how fit Luca is? God, you got to steal. He's looking better. He looks amazing. Yeah, Luka Doncic. And Kyrie Irving injured out for the year. The Mavs are screwed.
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Something. Have you seen Nikola Jokic's Brothers? Talking about Slovenian? Oh, my God. You don't want to fuck with them.
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No. No, no, no. They will fuck you up. Not you. Yeah. But someone. They're not fucking me up. Not me either. No, I didn't do anything. So they're not going to fuck me up. But they're going to fuck up somebody.
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It's like one of those Mike Myers movies that really deserves like a six on Rotten Tomatoes. But if you're in the right headspace and you see it for the first time, you're like, oh, this is it. Jacques Lecoq Grand played by Justin Timberlake. So good. So bad.
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Everyone involved is not ZD gate sounds lit. It does. You're nuts. Sorry. Like showing favoritism to students. You're making a pan of baked ziti to send home with a kid. How good is baked ziti? Delicious. What could be better? Oh, do I love a ziti? I'll have diarrhea for a month. Like this really, there's something about the way that the cheese is layered that just doesn't sit right with me.
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But it is fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. If I saw... First of all, I would never go into a fridge. I'm not one of those people that would ever touch something that isn't mine. That said, if I'm at a public school and this is a communal fridge and there is a tray something, I might assume that it's for everyone, you know, because it's so big. Like, why else would you have brought a tray in?
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Nobody's going to think that you're then giving it to a kid to bring home to his mom. Nobody thinks you're that strange.
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No. Yes. We completely breezed past that point.
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For sure. Should be. You should. Why not? All of a sudden, I mean, it's a lot of labor. Cheap way to get a friend. Thank you.
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Never gets thrown out. Ever. Nope. Disgusting. Disgusting. Yeah. No good. What about baking soda in there? Isn't that a thing? You open up a baking soda, you put it in, it won't smell. It absorbs.
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I'm coming. Wow. What a majestic voice. Fans in Brazil. We're global. You think these other podcasts have fans in Brazil? No. No way. We have fans in Brazil while eating Russ and Daughters. Yes. It's impossible. But it's possible because it's good.
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Can you meet? Love. Yes. I love Leonardo. He's the only thing I love about Brazil.
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I'm over it. Do you have your what do you nuts? Yeah. I do have my what do you nuts. I go to UPS. Okay? I'm carrying a big box. And there's a woman in front of me. She's checking out. She's a little more on the elderly side. Not too elderly. I'm not like making fun of the elderly. Okay? Late 60s. And she's asking him all these questions about getting her tracking number. I'm holding a big box.
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Okay. Like I want her just to move along, but whatever. She's asking her questions. When will I get my tracking? When will the box be delivered? All this stuff. How much will it be? He says, go onto your pin pad. She goes onto the pin pad. He walks her through how to go to the bottom, except she gets to her signature, right? This is the last step before the process is over.
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What do you do, Josh, when you get to a pin pad signature at a UPS or at a Starbucks or at anywhere like that? What do you do? Just a quick, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. You could write a straight line and it doesn't matter. This woman, I don't know if her name was Gloria Vanderbilt, but she wrote it as if it was that long. Like the most perfect signature I've ever seen at UPS. Nuts.
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What are you, nuts? Just scribble. Move along. We're all trying to send out packages. I don't have time for this.
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this is when what are you nuts yes 32 minutes no good i missed 20 minutes of schluff you did and those were those were prime minutes yes prime she was jealous that you were sleeping and she was awake like sorry you picked a red eye yes sorry i was having a nice schluff that's no good that's nuts that's nuts what's also nuts is we don't do every episode in person so true so much better we eat bagels we enjoy you must have loved it if you didn't love it what are you nuts
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And I don't care. Give us five stars anyways.
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You don't need frills. You need a bed. You need no traffic. You need quick. A commuter hotel. A commuter hotel.
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$3.70 a night for an airport hotel? It was hot. That's psychotic. There must be a convention. $3.70 a night for an airport hotel?
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Here we are. Oh, my God. In person. New York. There really is no replicating the magic of me being able to reach across and not touch you because I'm sick. You're on antibiotics. You're on antibiotics. But you did give me a little bit of the hand sanitizer. I would have been okay with it.
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I can't imagine there's a ballroom at the airport.
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Are you kidding me? Of course you have to do that. 110 a night? And you did that? Yeah. Yeah. By the way, I would love to know. They probably don't have a presidential suite, but I'd love to know what the most expensive room even is. I'm in it. The wheelchair suite.
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I just don't like them. The people's low. I just don't want them. I don't want to walk into the bathroom and have this metal bar.
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That's it. This podcast is over. It's fine. It's good. All right. So 110 a night, breakfast, coffee. You're in. You're locked and loaded. You get to the hotel. How many hours of sleep did you get?
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I'm going to do a little more. Give me a little bit more so that I can.
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Nice. Very good. And you got two REM cycles. It's all about the REM, Josh. This is what I've learned. I've been waking up recently, six o'clock in the morning, which I know for you is very late. Josh will text me at 4.30 in the morning. He's like, you up? I'm like, no. Well, actually, yes. But why are you? Six o'clock.
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And I realized if I'm up at six, sleeping for another hour and a half only hurts me. That's right. Only hurts me. If you can't get, I think it's like, what is it? Two to three hours. If you can't get it, don't do it. This idea of a cat nap, at least for me, 30 minutes, I'm destroyed. That like meme of like you woke up and you have no idea where you are or what year it is.
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This is Jewish holy water. It is Ash Wednesday. Thank God. A little more. A little more. And then a little touch. Just a little skin. Hot. Okay. And then I was like, what the fuck is burning? I cut my finger. And now all of the, all of the spritz is in the. That's good. You're cleaning it out. Oh my God.
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We'd love to have you. Claudia and her had a brief friendship, I remember. Brief. At least a decade ago. At least a decade ago. Went to her house, saw a picture of Larry on the wall. I think it came and ended. But Kazzy, if there's no ill will, come on. If there is ill will, keep it to yourself. Yeah.
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No, it's weird. It's definitely weird to thrift when you don't have to. It's actually fucked up. It's fucked up. I'm going to say it. There's a difference between high end thrifting. That is really like collecting, right? Like you go to like these thrift stores and you're looking for like a 1940s Chanel. Sure. Thrifting. I think that or that's vintage. Vintage is different than thrifting, right?
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They're just thinking like Goodwill. You really want to save the Goodwill stuff for the people who need Goodwill.
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I really only know the Salvation Army during Christmas. And I just like the they're ringing the bells and I'm just like, get the fuck away from me.
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That's a that's a religious sect. I think so. I think so. I don't know, though. I don't know. Speaking of religious. Happy Ash Wednesday. I don't know what it is. Do you? It is introducing Lent.
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Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I was getting a cup of coffee before this. And the guy next to me had the ash on his forehead. And the cashier goes to him. She's like, oh, you're a good Christian boy. So you were in mass today. He said nothing to her. He couldn't have said anything.
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Misreligioned. Yes, title. That's fucked up. Yeah. Nobody misreligions me. No. No, no, no.
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Speaking of Mormon, what a segue, Josh. I watched the most disturbing documentary I've ever seen last night about Mormons. Sorry. It's not about the Mormons, though. Like, it's not their fault. It just happened to be Mormon. It's like Jeffrey Epstein. It's not the Jews, but he happened to be Jewish. This woman. Oh, my God. It's called The Devil in the Family. The story of Ruby Frank.
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You know, when it touches the Jew. In person. Thank God. Thank God. You flew in red eye.
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spoiler alert if you plan on watching this maybe skip this part i don't really think i'm giving anything away this is a very googleable story googleable it's a terrible story this woman has six kids and they have a count on youtube they were early on youtube called eight passengers they were like one of the first youtube families she was filming everything that their kids were that her kids were doing and like the beginning of the doc it's just awkward she's like asking like her kids to smile like
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like be more talkative when the camera's in front of you. Like she really treats them like employees and like you get to feel like a little bit uncomfortable, but it's nothing crazy.
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And then as the as it goes on, she meets this woman who is just she's a therapist, but she's an unlicensed therapist. And she tries to take control of their house. She like tells the husband that if he watches pornography, he's going to hell and like found out that he watched porn and like put him in this like group chat with other terrible men who watch porn and have lust and the whole thing.
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Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. By the way, porn is great. Mom, don't listen. Yeah. And so push comes to shove, whatever. She ends up, this woman ends up possessed, this therapist. Her name is Mrs. Hildebrandt. And she comes to Ruby and she's like, I need your help. I'm possessed by the devil. And she moves her into her home.
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And all of a sudden, the reason that she's possessed is because the two little kids in her house are the devil. And in order to get the devil out of these children, they starve them, chain them. It's awful. Awful. Like malnourished for like nine months. Nuts. The only reason they got out is the youngest kid walked up to his neighbor, knocked on the door and was like, hi, can you call the police?
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He like weighed like nothing. He was like skin and bones. But if he never escaped and never went to the police, like Ruby Frank's diary literally wrote, I will get the devil out of them even if it means they die. Like she thought that she was doing God a service by removing the devil. And they're in jail for 30 years each. Her and the therapist. Her and the therapist. This.
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The husband isn't in jail. Well, he should be too. A thousand percent. He's in the documentary talking about how he didn't, he didn't like realize what was going on. She did kick him out for a year and this all happened during the year, but he didn't check in on his kids for an entire year. He didn't get one, one year in prison. But that begs the question, right? Fucked up.
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At one point they were making, I think she said, over $100,000 a month.
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For sure. Right. Thousand percent. And she would literally say, smile for me. I'll give you ten dollars per video. Ten dollars. What are you, nuts? Like, it's sick.
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Dance, Josh. I resent you, mom. OK, but she wasn't starving, you know? Far from it.
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I've gotten you. All right. So we're not talking about raw milk. Fine. What else can we talk about that has a Best Buy date?
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That's hard. I don't care. I just stopped caring. These are very different places.
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All that I have to say is to the great people of Jacksonville, you're lovely. It's an international airport. It's only an hour and 45 minutes from the city. There is a beach. There's just also a lot of dirt and crime and mobile homes. But the beach is lovely. And I don't know why we don't use it more. It's very close. Just saying.
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crowd loves it when you're like cat i can't i don't know what that is i'm actually i'm i'm always so impressed though when comics are able to do that not in jacksonville like it's cool in jacksonville but like when you watch the schultz stuff and he's in a different fucking country and he's making them laugh because of like random cultural references that he studied like that's genius level comedy genius
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Sorry, Ben. I'm going to need a picture of that. I'm going to need a picture of that.
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Speaking of yeshiva, you know my favorite restaurant in the world, Golan Heights. 185th and Amsterdam. This is the place. I get a call from my parents. Ben, an old family friend passed away. We're going to go pay a shiva call. Would you like to come? We'll get Golan first. I said, I'm in. I'm in. It's on the way up. I go.
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Yes, a shiva call is what you go to after somebody has passed away. They pass, you bury them. In Judaism, within 24 hours is the gold standard. And then you have a week or a little less than a week where people come in and are able to say hi to you. The body has been buried. This is not like a wake. The body is not there. This is purely...
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in service of memories and to comfort those that just lost a husband, a wife, a son, whatever it may be.
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And it's called paying a shiva. And yes, there's tons of food. Tons of food. You bring whatever you can. But yes, Josh, we stopped at Golan Heights. And this should have been my best fucking bite of the week. Because Noonies got nothing on Golan. The next time you're here, we're going to Golan. I got a laffa, for those that don't know, big fucking beautiful pita. Jewish burrito.
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It's a Jewish burrito. Jewish burrito, okay? Schnitzel. Beautiful fried chicken. We then got coleslaw. We then got thinly sliced pickles. We then got, I know it's crazy, beet salad. I love beets.
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It works. A little corn salad. And then what they got going on, Josh, is these sauces. Garlic mayo, sweet chili, barbecue sauce. wrapped up you're ready to wild dog you are a sauce wild man curry mayo and barbecue sauce in your lava yo it was fucking amazing and i'm here realizing that the reason i'm no has nothing to do with nothing to do with the creatine i had a big week
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And then he elaborates. Yeah, no, it's not from the creatine. I had a big week. But yes, of course, you could go the classic shawarma, laffa, trina, hummus, Israeli salad, onions, et cetera. But if you want to go crazy, they have these gorgeous sauces in Joshua.
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I was going to say fried. Okay, fried. And there's some sauce on the sandwich? Or this is bone dry?
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So they're claiming that it's 35 calories a nugget. I call bullshit. I'm sorry. 35 calories a nugget? No way. It's deep-fried chicken.
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Are you kidding me? Do you know how many people that were going in there looking to be healthy and then they're saying, ah, whatever, I'll get a little Chick-fil-A sauce. It doesn't matter. And then all of a sudden 200 turns into 900 and they don't even know it.
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Yes, but I have a quick question before the stories, Josh. I just want to know, why did we go away from arranged marriages? Olivia? Yes. You can't tell me with two boys, Josh, you have friends, right? They have a lovely little girl, similar age, and you're really close with them.
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How easy would that be where you get to go to dinner and you get to celebrate holidays with your friends if you just arrange for your little munchkins to marry each other? I've been thinking about this, Josh. I've been thinking about this. It's a shame that you don't have a girl. If you had a girl... then perhaps we could exchange. And then all of a sudden, how easy is that? That's all I'm saying.
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I think that we think too much about the kids. What do the kids want? Who gives a shit? What do I want? I want to be able to hang out with somebody that I like.
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Do you know how many people, Josh, sorry. Do you know how many people came up to me in Jacksonville and said BH? Really? Yeah, I swear on my life. These are not Jews, obviously. No, there are no Jews in Jacksonville. I had like a couple hundred people at a meet and greet. Everybody, Ben BH, good to see you. I'm like, BH. They're like, yeah, you told us to say BH. I'm like, oh yeah, BH.
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Is that a closed Krispy Kreme in a snowstorm in Alabama? How'd they get in?
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It's nice for sure. Great for the kid. That said, they didn't give anything to the mom. The mom's the one who in a snowstorm had to give birth in a back alley in Alabama outside of a Krispy Kreme. But the son gets free donuts every year. Something's not right, Josh. Something's not right.
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No, they're going to sign it. They signed something already. Josh, there's a non-compete. One day that kid's going to go to Dunkin Donuts, eat a Dunkin Donut, post it on social media, and he's going to get sued.
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You love the pod and you bring us this sad story. What am I supposed to do with this, Josh? I'm depressed. You have a dying father who fucked up. But he... Look, when people make mistakes like that, all I'm going to say is it sucks. It doesn't make him a bad person. I don't know him. I don't know him. All I know is that clearly the guy was in some hot water.
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If he's dying, love him and try and help your mom. But if he's dying... he's gonna die don't make his last day on earth of course you should say to him like dad you fucked up this is no good I'm gonna help mom but then transition don't harbor resentment be there for him let him pass and then be there to help your mom recover because it's terrible what he did It's terrible.
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I have to assume that there's some reason. Also, we don't know enough about the story. The mom thought that they were doing so well on their finances, but she hasn't checked to see if anybody filed a tax return in five years. She hasn't talked to the accountant. I'm not blaming her by any means. No means whatsoever. I'm just saying she sounds rather disconnected.
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And if the guy is dying, I don't know. We don't know enough of this story. But if somebody's dying, I think you forgive them. Otherwise, you'll hate yourself forever.
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That's my perspective. Like harboring resentment only hurts you. If you're trying to hurt him, it's a different story. But if it sounds like you love him and you're sad that he's dying, that's what I took from that, Josh.
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So if that's true, then you cutting that is only hurting you. Don't hurt you more.
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I honestly, I could tell the entire speak pipe, Josh, in under five seconds. You ready for this? Yeah. You ready for this? My sister, when she was 13, had a bat mitzvah, crazy big party. Isn't it crazy that she also wants a sweet 16?
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That's it. That was the entire thing. That said, love you. Thank you for calling in. We appreciate you. But like, holy mother of God.
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not that you cannot have you can have as many parties as you'd like but sweet 16s are definitely not a in my opinion you just had a blowout party you don't need two blowout parties within three years so i personally agree that if you had a big blowout bat mitzvah you can probably skip the big blowout sweet 16 but if you have means and you love to party why not to each their own josh
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As Ina Garten would call them, 12-count shrimp, Josh. 12 to a pound. Okay, 12 to a pound. Continue.
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What are the origins, Josh, of the Sweet 16? Do we know? That's a great question. Let's see. We have the internet. Why don't you use the AI feature, Josh, on that galaxy?
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Now, what about a quinceañera, Josh? The difference between a Sweet Sixteen and a quinceañera?
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That was also 16. Kinsei. Oh, I didn't even realize Kinsei. Yeah. That's nice. I agree. But it seems like you're also welcoming her into girlhood. Is that the idea? Because if that's all of these ideas, that's what a bat mitzvah is, okay? So we've come full circle here. You want a bat mitzvah? No, sweet 16. No, you did it. It's done. You're a woman.
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I guess it depends on how rich you are. Like if you're really rich, I could, Josh, you could have a quinceanera.
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One, I'm gonna go hard as fuck. But is that for you? I don't know, because I'm also the king of bartering. Like, I'm going to have the biggest fucking party. You're never going to know what I spent. You'll know what I spent. Sure. You who came, you'll never know what I spent. You're going to think I spent something insane. And I'm sure I spent a lot, but I didn't spend what you think I spent.
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And that to me is the win. I don't mind spending money, but I want it to feel like what I got was worth way more. Does that make sense?
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I just want a good deal. So if I need to spend, God willing, I can, God willing, things keep going well. If I wanted to spend a quarter of a million dollars on a bar mitzvah, then this will be a $1 million bar mitzvah.
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Is it reasonable? No, no, not at all. But I love parties. I love throwing parties. I love hosting. I love a really amazing, fun event. And I could absolutely see myself getting caught up in it. As the son of a caterer, I can just see it. And like, I love events. Like I've always loved them and I don't ever mind spending money.
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Like I'll always throw, like it's been less in past years, but like I would spend money on my birthday for my friends. Like I would like rent a room. I would like pick up a tab. Like I like that stuff. So like I envision that on like a monumental day for my son, $250,000 is an absurd amount of money. So I want to kind of adjusting for inflation.
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Maybe it won't be as crazy, but $100,000 for a million dollar wedding would be would be lovely. The performers, Josh, that's where it gets big. Like I want I want the best meatloaf cover band there is. Maybe I get Nickelback.
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And it turned into a 45 minute show. You have bar mitzvah trauma. You do.
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Unless you're owning it. I'm not saying that it's for him at all. But it is. But it's no. The whole day was the service was the luncheon was, of course, him coming out and it being his theme. Like I remember my bar mitzvah was Knicks themed because I love the Knicks. My parents found a way to get John Starks to record a nice video for me, thanking saying I did a great job on my Haftorah.
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on the fourth floor of where my dad had catered. They put like a little basketball court or whatever, and the kids played in downstairs. The parents did what they did. And I was happy as a clam. And that's obviously not nowhere near a quarter of a million dollar bar mitzvah.
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That was like, I have no idea how much, because again, they're caterers and florists and the space was free and all this stuff. But I just, the party itself is for the family. That's what I think when I think of a bar mitzvah. A wedding, the polar opposite. That's about the couple. That's about the couple and whatever the couple wants to do. Their list. It shouldn't be about the parents.
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The parents are too much. Get involved. Invite all of their friends. And it becomes nothing about the bride, which is the worst thing. But for me, bar mitzvahs are about or bat mitzvahs are about the kids going, studying, sharing with the world, feeling good about themselves. And then the parties just for everyone is the way I see it.
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Can we pause on lemon pasta, Josh? Lemon pasta, I'm sorry. Lemon pasta is it. It's it.
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then that is what we will do. Cool. I think that'd be cool. I can't imagine a world in which we raise an introvert, but if we happen to raise an introvert, then a thousand percent, it's what the kid wants. No question. I hate those scenarios where parents force their kids into doing something that they don't want to do, but I am banking on having a kid that wants to have a great party for sure.
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Don't talk enough about it. The way that the lemon cuts through the cream.
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It's completely nuts. It's nuts. Granted, we have our gorgeous billboard. I love it. You set foot in Times Square, one, you're afraid for your life, a thousand percent. It is like the craziest people, the most lights, like it's a jungle. It's nuts. If you've never been, it's crazy. You get there, there is always somebody on a megaphone talking about Jesus without question.
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The lemon zest and the lemon juice in a full fat creamy pasta. God, chef's kiss.
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Somebody is screaming, screaming at you about Jesus. You walk another foot. You are met with a Mickey Mouse. That is just the scariest Mickey you have ever seen. You're blinded. You're getting a headache. I was recently in Times Square. So I'm thinking about it. And I just have to say this being a tourist attraction. What are you nuts? There's nothing to see.
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Thanks. Thanks works too. Thanks. Best. Best if you want to be a little bit creative. Thanks, of course. No question. No question. The best. Try a best. Try a love. With love is no good. Or just love. Love is okay, but you're sending mixed signals. You're talking to a co-worker.
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Hi, Ben. Speaking of making it, Josh. Yeah, yeah. You saw our billboard. You saw this billboard. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I didn't bring it up sooner. It is so epic. When I tell you, you have no idea how big this billboard is until you actually see it. If you guys haven't seen it, you missed it because we can't afford more than a week.
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But you know, you never know. Love, Jay. Love, Jay. And you know what else I love, Josh? This podcast. Rated five stars. Otherwise, what are you, nuts? Listen to us on Apple, Spotify, wherever you get your podcasts. Watch us on YouTube. Watch our clips on Instagram and TikTok. We're cross-platform, baby. Follow us on one. You're missing out. Follow us on all. You're getting all, okay?
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You're getting all. Mondays and Thursdays, folks. We will see you next time.
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Sounds fantastic. I need that in my belly. I recently, Josh, I was in the great state of Vermont.
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I was in Middlebury, Vermont. That is where we do Spritz Society production. Did about a million cans. Just saying crazy news coming in March. Yeah, it was huge. It was huge. But in the middle of the day, Josh, I had to pop out and grab myself a bite. And I looked far and wide and I found...
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Apparently the greatest sandwich shop in Vermont happened to be in Middlebury called Noonies, N-O-O-N-I-E-S. And when I tell you, Josh, you walk in and you just know that what you're about to get is it, is it. They have the parchment paper. If you have a sandwich that's being made on parchment paper, you are in for a treat, a treat. I got long sub hoagie, they call it, okay? I went tuna.
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They gave me Havarti. Havarti is an incredibly underrated cheese. And if you're making sandwiches with Havarti, you know what you're doing. Shredded lettuce, onions, tomatoes. Josh, they had curry mayonnaise. Curry mayo. Whoa. Fantastic.
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Have you had curry mayo? Never. Josh. Olivia, have you had curry mayo?
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Okay. The two of you need to go and buy a bottle of Hellman's mayonnaise and a pack of curry. Okay? And I want to see. Curry mayonnaise? You have to like curry. But if you like curry... This is, you're in for a ride. You're in for a ride. It was an unbelievable sandwich. Everything there looked amazing. For first time curry mayo people, okay? I went crazy with the tuna. Try it on turkey.
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Have a turkey sandwich, avocado, red onion, curry mayonnaise. Tell me your life hasn't changed. Outrageous.
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Did we involve a chip? No, I could have. But like, it felt so gluttonous. I have this huge sub. I'm not then going to also grab like a Hal's or a, is Hal's soda or Hal's chips? Soda, right?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't going to go and grab a big fat bag of chips, but it definitely would have been better with a little Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar.
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No, no, you're 100% right. Am I out of pocket, as the kids might say? No, the Frito is the world's most versatile chip as well. Yes. The Frito is a vehicle to a sauce where chips typically, you can't dunk a harvest cheddar in anything. Otherwise, you're just a fatso, okay? But the Frito gives you the right to dunk.
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Yes. And Doritos. My mom loves a Frito. Loves. I remember my mom, she would buy a bag of Fritos with some clam dip. You ever have clam dip? My mom would dunk. She would kill me. She would kill me if I'm telling you this. But she would dunk her Fritos in that clam dip. Ooh, baby. She loved it.
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It's insane that she doesn't have gout. You have no idea the things that she eats from where. I also, she'd also kill me for telling the story, but I'm going to tell it anyways. She goes into a deli, Josh. This is probably, I don't know, whenever the listeria breakout was with Boar's Head. Okay. She goes into a deli. Okay. And on, there's a sign that says, but warning, there was a breakout here.
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And by afford, I mean we got it for free, but we couldn't afford more than a week anyways. What?
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They leave. If I see that there was a breakout in the deli, I'm gone. What does my mom do? Not going to happen to me. Gets herself her meats. Goes on her way. Has a terrible stomach ache. She could have died, Josh. She could have died. You don't fuck around with listeria outbreaks. What are you, nuts? She took it as a challenge.
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One week. It runs for one week. This is this ad. Well, there's two things, Josh, running at the same time. This ad in Times Square is right next to where the ball drops. Forty third and seven. We had a good guy's video with what are you not? Just what are you nuts? Vertically was running, Josh. Ten stories. The full video probably ran 30 stories. This is like a 40 story massive.
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For sure. Like a peanut butter, I'm not caring so much about a Best Buy date. That I totally agree with. You scared me. I was like, what about a yogurt date?
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Yeah, absurd. Honestly, I think the Best Buy dates are too long. You ever pick up a jug of milk, use it for two weeks, check the Best Buy date, and it's not for another three months, and you're like, what's going on here?
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I don't like this ultra pass. That's crazy. No, I don't like it. I don't want it. What do you think about raw milk, Josh? What do you think about raw?
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No, we haven't spoken about this like this. Yes, we have in this exact context. No, my memory is clear as day.
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Thursday, Friday, I'm in Jacksonville. Monday, Tuesday, I'm in Vermont. I have a busy week. I need no neurologist. I'm fine. So no, okay, no raw milk. We'll stop talking about it. No problem.
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No, I'm fine. I'm not a neglecter. I take everything. My creatine, my triseptide, my turmeric, my claritin. There's too much. You need to take a CAT scan. What? I've had it. I've had it. Oh, I can't wait to watch one day you slipping on this podcast. I'm going to call you out.
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I'll lie to you. I'll lie. You can ask. I'll lie. We're going to be good friends. Yeah. We will.
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Yeah. Great. Clip that too, please. Just send it to my wife.
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What isn't? Can we do something? Can we enjoy ourselves? How hard we work? She's in the shop, the business.
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Oh, my gosh. This is it. This is how it ends for me and Paige. Can you imagine that power couple?
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Who made that fucking outfit for you? Yeah. You look fly as fucking Deontay. I'm going to give you some of those fucking lasers.
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He goes, in the morning, a pill of Prozac and a half a pint and my fucking hands would be shaking.
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Yes. I know what you're going to say. Okay, go. Then you go. I really hope I know what it is. Does it have to do with his nether regions? Of course it does. And he would do a little scratch and sniff? Yeah, and he would say, I like the vinegar. Ew.
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Oh, there was just nothing better. The only thing better was telling your friends, like going and telling your friends. I just kissed a girl was like, oh, my God. Like the best feeling in the world. And he also just like felt normal and validated. And you're like, okay, like my cool friends have been doing this forever. And like now I get to do it too. So grown up.
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I think it's weird, but I also, and I know I've mentioned this on a past podcast, hold the neurologist, okay? I'm bringing it up again. I like arranged marriages. I want to bring them back because we don't need to force the issue now, but my dear friend has a baby girl. I have a baby boy. I really love my dear friend. I really love my dear friend's wife. I really love the family.
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I'm just saying we're not going to force anything. But it's nice to imagine that my in-laws could be my best friends. Like, imagine you have a beautiful baby girl, Josh. OK, you have a beautiful baby girl born similar timing to my beautiful baby boy. And we decide we want to push households. That's great. That is so deeply insane.
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It's wild. He will have his own choice, but it's not like, I can't say, oh, you know, Ruthie Peck, she's a nice girl. She's good. Like Ruthie Peck, she's nice.
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Totally. And it's weird. So one of my best friends has a five-year-old and a two-year-old, but the rest of them really have kids under one. It's all happening at once. And the biggest common theme is I haven't seen any of them in a year. I don't know when I'm going to see them again. And we're all totally on the same page about that, try to make time. But
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I'm very excited for like whenever we actively come out of that phase and I guess have just like little people that want to hang out with each other. But right now we're in the phase of like kids are just like still too young trying to figure it out. I don't know when I'll see you, you know.
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And so what age do you think that starts? Cause I totally agree. But what is that? Is that one and a half?
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The blob. Can you believe I just saw heavyweights came out 30 years ago, Josh.
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wow that's crazy to me and keenan thompson looks the same he looks so good he looks insanely good like he he posted that heavyweights poster i was like keenan you look identical and it's sean weiss is it goldberg from mighty ducks he's yeah yeah he's in it such an unbelievable ben stiller obviously so good did stiller direct it
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I don't know. But my friend recently ran into Stiller. He doesn't know him. He just like saw him and he's like, I loved you in Heavyweights. My favorite movie. And apparently Ben Stiller said it's mine too. I can see that. Apparently he loved Heavyweights. It's so twisted.
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That is so gross. That's the immigrant dream right there. I can't even imagine doing that as a kid.
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Mighty Ducks was so good. It's amazing. So good. Has Max seen Mighty Ducks? Has he seen, like, what's your approach to older movies? Does he want, like, have you shown him like stuff that you love to watch or is it all the new stuff?
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And I'm like, I'm just not I'm just not impressed by the stuff that's coming out for younger kids. Like, like, I feel like we used to make movies for them that were still like could still be appreciated by adults. I don't know. I feel like things have just changed. Do you agree? Yeah.
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It's that. It's what you just said. It's the God forbid anybody offends anybody about anything. And like, I think we just like no longer treat kids as like little people. Like if they watch a movie, the worst thing that used to happen was that you'd get a nightmare. Like I've said, I watched, I was in the third grade. I went to a sleepover. Somebody showed me the Terminator.
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And I didn't sleep for a month. I don't know why. Something about the Terminator, I didn't sleep for a month. But I didn't... Like, if I had watched a movie with bad words or with something complex, like, a lot of it goes over your head or you talk to your parents about it. Like, now we're just... We've sheltered our TV. Like, it's just not interesting. That's exactly what it is.
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It's not interesting anymore. Like, the movie Liar Liar is... Fucking dark. Yeah. It's so good. So good. So good. Like, I hope... I think that I will just need to show some of these older movies to him, BHBH, because my... Like, my dad to this day will talk about how much he loved watching TV with me. Like, my dad liked Drake and Josh.
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Like, it's like shows that, like, could also appeal to the parent that I just don't think exist anymore. Like, I don't know. I... I don't know. It's no longer family TV. It's like kids TV with these colors.
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Like I was reading something, reading, watching a TikTok about Cocomelon and how they put so many colors into this movie that it is like, there's a reason why kids want to watch it 250 times because it's like they're on acid. Like something like goes into their brain with the way that the colors transition and all the Disney live action, like...
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It is. It is. What's the one with the mouse?
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Yeah, look, it both stinks literally and figuratively. This is what boys do, okay? This is what boys do on sleepovers. The same thing applies to camp. One time in camp, we literally shoved 14 cheese balls in this guy's ass, okay? This is just what you do in camp. You're like, hey, let's see how many cheese balls we can fit in ***.
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What's the movie with Mr. Moon? What is the... Goodnight Moon? No, no, no. It's a kid's movie now where there's like a little mouse. His name is Mr. Moon and he runs a theater. Sing. So good.
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I love Sing. I love it. Yeah, Sing is bomb. Sing's bomb.
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Yeah. I didn't see Moana 2. Moana won also with Singh. Unbelievable. Rushes.
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ass and that's just what it was we can cut out his name but that's just it is what it is and he's happy as a clam he holds the record for how many cheese balls you can put in an ass and it's so funny somebody said this the other day like there is nothing gayer nothing than either a young boy sleepover or summer camp the things that go on so gay for heterosexuals like it's like hey who do you think is the bigger dick me or you and then two people whip out their dicks
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I need to go back to Will Ferrell. Did he skate? I only think of Blades of Glory. I wonder if he really skated. Or did he have somebody to do the stunts for him, a stuntman?
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So good. He's so good at sports too. He's good at everything. He's good at everything. I've seen him playing basketball. Like, I don't know if you follow this guy, Chris Brickley, but Chris Brickley like has like a famous gym in the city. LeBron will come through like back in the day. It was like J.R. Smith. And you'll see Bieber go into these runs and he's good. Yeah, dude. He's just...
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So this was this this was this past Sunday. Yes. It's so funny, like the way that the media and we can cut this out if you don't want to talk about it. But the way that I have been seeing nonstop, like is Justin Bieber OK? And you just saw him and he was in a hockey game and he seemed great.
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Like, I can't imagine being Justin Bieber and how every single time you wake up in the morning and maybe forgot to shave and maybe just didn't care what you were wearing and went to an event with your wife that somebody then printed an article that you are, like, addicted to drugs and have a problem. Like, it's just so, like... I almost want to say lose, lose when you're at that level.
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Gay. But it's just like straight guys doing straight guy things. We're curious. We're young. Yes.
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Like I know it's probably amazing to have the money and the fame, but to not be able to leave your house without people talking and then to hear that he's just like such a normal guy who loves sports, who's having a great Sunday. It's like almost sad.
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I think it's impossible to be him. Impossible. And very like, it's so funny. People are going to think I'm crazy for saying this, but I bet you 99 out of 100 people, if they actually lived in his life, wouldn't trade.
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It's a lot. If they actually lived in his head, it's a lot. You got to be up for it.
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You just have to be so strong mentally. Like going back to what I said before, maybe I would, you have to be so strong mentally and just not everybody can do it. That was more what I was saying. Like his life is probably unbelievable and I pray that he can handle it. But there are a lot of people that couldn't was what I meant.
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Nah. I don't think that there's a host. I was just going through my head. Like how old are these hostesses? I don't think that there is a host at a single Chili's that doesn't know who Justin Bieber is. That's right.
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Yeah, that's it. It's not a big deal. I'm not gay. I just like cheese balls in the ass. I want to go to camp tomorrow. Yeah, me too. To put cheese balls in my ass. 14? 14. 14 went in. Were these Weiss? Were these Utzes? Utz. No, the big, you know, the big tub. Utz. Fantastic. What a snack.
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Yes. He is of that level. Yes. Yeah. I think so. Like me, it's a coin flip. Not a coin flip. I would say that 50% of Chili's. I think you're at a- That's a coin flip, Ed. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. I think it's a coin flip, Josh. Ask me why in my head a coin flip went to 25 cents and I thought it was a quarter chance. Neurologist. Should we get to a story? I think it's a coin flip.
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I just like what I immediately think of is as a light eyed king. I and this is a fact. I get more migraines because more I think it's something about like the way that eyes light eyes react to sun. Like, light-eye people get more migraines. I wonder, they're thinking about the aesthetics, Josh. What about the headaches? What about the potential downsides of how you're now going to feel?
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Put in contacts. What's wrong with a colored contact? Sure. I don't like this. I don't like this one bit. I don't like this one bit. I barely like... LASIK? I barely like LASIK, exactly. I just don't like messing with the eyes.
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Yeah, I have. It would make my life so much easier. And Claudia would stop yelling at me about like putting my contacts all over the floor. Cause like at the end of the night, I just like randomly remember that I still have my contacts.
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Because that's pretty graphic, dude. Yeah, yeah, 14 in the ass. Whoa. Some of them crumbled for sure. Look, if you've ever had an Utz cheese ball, you know they don't hold well. You push, they break. Sure. But yeah, yeah, it's rough. You ever heard of the game Oaky Cookie? No.
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And it's like, I'll take them out and then I'll find them the next day on, I think I'm putting them on my water bottle on my bedside, but then they'll just end up somewhere. And like Claudia will find one under her big toe and she'll be like, fuck Ben. Like, can't you just put your contacts in the trash?
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See, I flirted with it because I think it would be good for my marriage, but I also don't want to go blind. I know it's rare. It's rare. It's rare. Yada, yada, yada. It also used to be rare to get in a plane crash. I don't know, Josh. I don't know.
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Yeah, he can find it. He can get me a good deal.
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Wow. Subtle flex. By the way, if you're sending... Dude, people are crazy. Like, what are they sending him? You think these are like... Oh, Olivia, what do you think that he's getting sent? Like these are pictures of privates, right? That's what this is.
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It also feels like product placement. Like did Shutterfly pay for that?
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Just kidding. Oh, it's terrible. That would be such a good Snickers commercial. Oh my God. Like he has a Snickers and then he doesn't shoot the CEO. Oh my God, that's so good. That's brilliant.
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You just do it with like all of these terrorists. Like you have like Osama bin Laden. He's about to like blow up his school. He has a Snickers and he doesn't want to anymore.
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oh no no i don't know i don't like the way you just said that you ever heard of the game ookie cookie olivia by her laugh i think has heard of ookie cookie but again feel free to turn off the podcast for another game i never played but in another game of legend where six straight young boys around the age of 12 all ejaculate onto a cookie this is getting cut out
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More so to maybe put under the woman, under her lower back. Is that what it is? I can't see, but I can imagine.
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We spend money on everything, Josh. Why not spend money in the bedroom? I'm in favor. Try it out. Why not?
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Ramp shaped. Whoa. Does that go from, now I'm trying to figure it out, ramp shape going up?
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I had like probably two or three jobs ago. I think this was like 2017. I was working at an agency and they got Akon to do the holiday party. And let me tell you that shit was sick. So good.
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Do you really want to cut that out? No, we can leave it. He's probably bartering. That's why he's not shelling out. He's not cheap. Not cheap. But Akon was unbelievable. I've actually seen DJ Diesel in Atlantic City. Great. He's great. Love Shaq. I believe.
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I don't understand why, as a waiter or a waitress, you will not write down my order. That's it. I'm giving you an order. This isn't I'm trying to get the correct meal. I'm not trying to test your memory or your mental capacity to remember exactly what I want and how I want it. I act. I watched this happen. I'm ordering my omelet, Josh. My omelet is spinach, mushrooms, onions and American cheese.
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Well done. Well done. Home fries, seven grain toast, a little butter and ketchup on the side. It's a lengthy order. It's not nothing, right? And she's not writing it down. So I said, just very nicely, I said, you might want to write this down. It's a little long. She's like, nah, I got it. I'm like, okay. Comes wrong. What are you nuts?
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Like, who are you trying to prove this to that you can do this job without writing it down? If you're a waiter or waitress, just write it down. It's very normal. It's like, I just, what are you nuts? Great.
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Nuts. It's enough releasing balloons. That should never happen again. Ever. Ever. We're done releasing balloons. So stupid. So stupid. It doesn't make any sense. Like you've made this up. This symbolism is completely fictitious. And you are actively the fact that we had to remove paper straws, Josh, but it's still fine to release a balloon. That's nuts. Nuts. Go for it, Ben.
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It's probably fake. It's probably with the legends of like quicksand and like, it's probably within legend. I would agree. Maybe not. I don't know.
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You're also really horny in camp. When did you play your first game of spin the bottle? You know, I was just so fat. Like I was just so happy to be included. I don't remember when.
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i it somehow the bottle never landed on me josh i don't know if it was a anti-fat man bottle but i never i was in there i was all ready to go and the bottle just never landed on me i don't think i ever got a spin they didn't give me a spin you're an observer i was an observer hell yeah what about you you're like ben what are you doing here and you go auditing
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Just making sure nobody gets in too much trouble. Taking notes. Have I ever told you the story? Ninth grade. I didn't drink in ninth grade. Did I tell you about this? All of my friends were drinking already. Like you go to a party, people are drinking. I would literally go around the party. Like a kid would be like drinking a beer and I'd say, you know, that really is not good for you.
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I'm really enjoying wearing what I call golf athleisure wear out and about. It's a nice little quarter zip. It's quilted, so it's warm, but not too warm. And today, Josh, it is 55 degrees in New York City, so we are feeling great. Quick side note, if you see me smelling my fingers, it's because there's Frank's Red Hot on it, okay?
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And then at the end of ninth grade, I fell asleep at a party and my friend like poured beer down my throat and I woke up with beer in my mouth. And that was the first time I ever drank alcohol. And how was that? I felt immediately like such a loser for going around the party, telling people to stop drinking beer because it just like tasted gross. But like nothing happened to me.
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I had like a sip of beer like these kids. It was I was I was definitely a wet blanket, but I was maybe I saved some lives.
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Yeah, totally. I got the most gorgeous selfie, Josh. You, Max, Shy, on the slopes, the beautiful Vancouver background. It was the most gorgeous selfie that I've ever seen. What's your secret? What is your secret? It was so beautiful.
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Yes, I do. And you call your therapist. Yeah. The camera lies, Josh, but not on the galaxy. Okay. You flip this thing around. You want a selfie. Mom's like, let's take a selfie. You're like, mom, I don't want to take a selfie because I'm going to look ugly. We don't need this until the galaxy. Okay. Because the galaxy, when you take that selfie, it's perfect. It's portrait mode. It's it.
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What do you mean you don't want to brag? You took it. You sent me. You were bragging.
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I made a chicken sandwich earlier, and there's still, even though I washed my hands, there's still a little Frank's Red Hot. It smells fantastic.
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Did you? Of course I used the best face feature, Josh. Okay. Look, we come from a world where we like... tinkering, all this stuff, okay? But with Samsung, it can be the real you because best face gives you the best face.
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It's perfect, especially for somebody who's indecisive. Is it this? Is it this?
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Well, by the way, it is what it is. It smells like my sandwich.
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Oh man, so many of those wretched nights. I would go to these parties though, Josh. And again, because I was just like the fat guy. I'm not getting it. I was about to say getting any ass. This is a PG show. I'm not smooching. I'm not canoodling. I'm just like there, like talking to my friends, whatever. I vividly remember senior year. I go to a party and I guess like all the seats were taken.
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My feet were hurting me. I go and I take a seat on my friend's dining room table. Snaps in half. Okay. The dining room table just snapped in half. And I remember going to school the next day. I felt so bad. He's like, it'll be $350 to fix the table. I need it now. I'm like, okay. I went to my dad. I told him it'll be $350 to fix the table. I feel really bad. Let's give him the $350.
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$350. He never gave a dollar to his parents. scumbag tangent but now in my head I'm just thinking of all of these parties but yeah your father goes can we get other quotes Can I send in my guy? Yeah. Totally.
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Yeah, instantly. His parents never came home. He made up the estimate, 350.
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Bring me 350. Also, like to fix the table. It's not 350. What is it to fix a wooden table?
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Yeah, no, it's cheaper to cheaper to buy a new table. But yeah, no. No.
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Ja, celo šolnina je draga ponovati, to je. Tako je, tako je. Ta zlastno delilko je ponovati zelo draga. Ja, ja, to ne, lej, povpom, da se v kaj naučim. Nalom, da se mi trgajo tukajh orlah. Nalom, da se ti trgajo. Ja, lej, vidim, vidim. Kako deljska pa je? Ne vem. Peti šest. Sen, sen, sen. Ne, to je pa moja tanjša, pa dvojna je, veš. Ja, ja, odzad vidim, da nekaj lukne so, no, zato. Amo mole, amo molek je.
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Ben je upazil tega. Partizansko ime. In v redu, mogoče boš na strani. To je tako kaponovat. V prvo. V prvo smo tole izvedli. Kaj si natra? One take.
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On danes upravi Slovenščini. Ne, mogoče sem to že kdaj vedel, pa sem seveda pozabil, ker sem jih zihar povedal po šestih vrčkih. Mislim. Po šestih vrčkih zihar. Ja, mislim, med tremi in šestimi, no, tako bi rekel. Prej ne. Prej boš obdelat politiko, pa vreme, pa te, ne, nujna stvari, ne. Veš, tako da, ne moraš kot takole.
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Ja, še zmer me harkal. Ja, kva smo zdaj? Zahvalili bi se za podporo. Ja, zahvalujemo se tudi, ker nas poslušate. Če bi nas radi pa zaradi tega še podprli, pa hvala za vseribepikasi. No še to mi ni šlo, čak to pa ni bilo personalno še enkrat. Pa hvala za vseribepikasi. Umem pa notpustno, da se vidi, da še nismo tam, kar stare.
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On the rise, da se digamo. Pot je po mojem bolj pomembno od cilja. Zmeri. Seveda. Tako kot je rekel Daki, kaj bi že prej omenil, ne išči poti, pot bo našla tebe. Pista ta je res znala. Gledamo, kaj smo v prejšnji epizodi gledali po poti. Adio.
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Tukaj ne, mislim, morajo. Mi ga imamo, tam ga ni, v konstruktu ga ni. Ja, ja. Mislim, kaj so pač v konstruktu. Tako da mogoče je konstrukt boljši. Daj mi konstrukt, pizda. Samo tako, kar so rekli že pri matrici, da so naredili matrico, ki je bila popolna, pa je bilo vse v najlepšem redu, pa ljudje niso varjeli.
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Ja, valno. Veš, ko oni so akord sprogramirali vse, ne, začelamo. Prijem pozabim, to, kar sprej rekel, to je en poglavja v uniji knjigi. To je to, veš. Zato ste prišli, drage poslušalke in poslušalci. To je to. Poglavja je številka štiri. Pot vas je našla. Zdaj veste.
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Ne veste. Una od Dakeva bom dal tudi v knjigo. To je kolektivna knjiga. Tiste štiri poglavi, a to pa sedem. Dakevo. Dakevo poglavi. Lahko tudi avtore napišemo. Še lepše. Seveda. Kapo dol. Seveda. Če bomo pa Cicera citirali, ali koga že, pač enkrat ga bomo najbrž... Cicero je rekel! Ne, ne vem, kaj je rekel.
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Ne, stojki, mislim, dobro, lej, pa stojki. Če ima dalje kaj na, se bomo toširali. Epikteti imo se mogli toširati z mrzovozot, ker je bil pač sužen. 30 let. A v toki to pa? Ne, on je ugotovil, da je vse en, najbrž. Mislim, ja, ali se stošira z mrzlo. Mislim, fajn je upati, da se stoširaš. Ne, mu je bilo bolj fajn, da se je, po mojem. Mislim, bolj fajn je, ampak nič pa ni narobe, če se z mrzlo.
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Produciral je pa tri sorte občutkov. Ja, zanimivo. Ja, lej. Tako je. Jaz sem se kar prepričal, da ni slabega vremena, pač da vreme pač je. Lej, jebiga, tako je. In greš tekat? Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.
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Dobrej, ja, smo že rekli Kvarnik, nismo? Nismo, smo pa hoteli. No, dajmo reči Kvarnik. U, a veš tako, da sem se spomnil, ta rekonstrukt, ne, to je tako, kaj naš sodelavca Dik pred mesti že govoril. Samo smo pozabili, smo mislili, da bomo prišli do te epizode.
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Malo prej. Ampak je, da obstaja ena rastlina, opojna kadulja, ki v bistvu naredi ena sorte to, kar je naredil vodnik 2.0 tem našim junakom. V bistvu di kako, diletacija časa. Zapravo ti spožvečeš, lej jaz ne bi promavil na vašem, moraš imeti enega šamana, ki se na to spožve. Ampak bo je tako butna ta salvija, da
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Da je kar gre, da se ti čez ostav ali se ti pa fulj raztegne, odvisno, kako te... To sem pa naspolnil, kako je rekel. Ampak da je kar hudične. Sem še upolj na internet gledal. Mislim, oporabniki glih ne pohvaljajo. Mislim, ni, da si to zaželiš. Ni prav huda rečna. Za trip si tega ne želiš. Ni dober, ne. Sam Majli, saj že si pa probala. To pa je tako, če imaš tako otroštvo. Je jemajo, če starši hoče, da si slavan.
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Preveč jim, po mojem. Ampak ja. To se kaj to reče, zanimiv je, da lahko tudi z naravnimi sredsti priješ do tega. A veš, pa narediš baterije. Karmine. Razen če potem takoj ne bom bil še ene salvije direktnega. Mislim, pač napaja se iz tvojih možganov, ki jih hranaš ti. Ja, v bistvu, ja.
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Tako da v bistvu se obesati na to, kaj imaš mnenje o sebi, je predvsem egoistično. Pa oholo. Te besede v tem podkastu pa še nismo uporabljali. Vse se strinjam. V bistvu je vse stvar percepcija. Veliko stvari smo tudi naučeni. Priučeni, naučeni, kakorkoli.
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recimo 700 let nazaj, kad še ni bilo tudi niti klasične glasbe, ne, kad so bile pač bolj te, ne, ljudske, pa se je pel ob ognjiščih, pa, ne, tudi na veselicah, ampak se je pel komade, kad se jih je znal, pač iz roda v rot, ne. Ešte nisem imel, jaz nisem mogel se identificirat s tem, da sem, ne, ljubitelj starga roka, recimo, ne.
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Ker ga že ni bilo. Ali pa ne vem, v osemsetih, ko so bile te popkulturne identitete zelo močne, ko smo se delili na metalce, na punkse, na šminkerje, na rokerje, na ono ovo. Takrat je bilo to še fulbal pomembno. Zdaj pač vsi poslušajo vse. Kadar malo interneta poslušaš.
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Od Turbo Folka do Uir Daljankoviča pa še sledej RMS pa Eurosong pa What Not, razumeš. Pač kar gre, ne. Narodnjake te, narodnjake one. Sam še džaza ne. Tako še ni na vkus pršel, ampak ajde, se bo. Ti se bolj za... Ne moreš za džaza pri dvanestih. Mislim, moraš biti res hud, da razumeš džaz pri dvanestih. Po mojem, moraš imeti ene šest let glasbene, da ti je jasno.
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Ja, no, tako da, ja, a veš, ful, ne, možgan, mislim, lahko se nas da prepričati, a veš, zato se nas pa tudi lahko da prepričati od kakšno neumnost, ne.
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A veš, ne? Zato, po posilji razmer, tudi se dogaja ekstremizacija družbe, pač gre vsi bolj ekstremno v eno ali pa v drugo stran. Čeprav, ne, mi smo se naučili že ohoho epizod nazaj, da je srednja pod ta prava, ne. Ja, res je. A veš, da tukaj bi mogli malo paziti. Tako da, ja, zajadrali smo pa tudi mi nekam, ne. Ne levo na desno, ampak v bolju. Malo smo, malo smo. Malo smo.
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Mislim, vsej, podcast imamo na slovu, imamo to prav, samo ne govorimo poveč v istih skorih. Ja, to imaš prav. In jaz bi se zdaj ob tem trenutku zijal, sva te zgubila malo. Ja, ja, I'm gone. Sorry, no, se je mogoče v drugten bolj.
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Samo imamo pa tri poglave za Krigo, kar pa ni slabo. Pa še komad, čak bom naštimo, Katar. Znači, jaz bi rekel, kar Kvarnik, Pečinov, Bešanik ali če ima še kaj od poglava. Pa lepo imajo, ker Kvarnik je na dimu. Mislim, da je konc. 34. minuta.
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Ampak jebiga, tako je. Dajte še to osmo, pa bo zahar bolj. Ne, vas to ne potlači dol, tako kot speli, ko je apeli. Še te osmo butnite. Ali pa ta tretjo, kjerikoli ste. Dajte še eno vzetno. Zaslužili ste si jo. Če zapoješ ruski voz, da bo naslednja hitrej šla.
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Zaskrbeli so te mojstri obrtije. Sej, kdaj bi bil res kakšen pevc. Jaz samo teoriji znam. Saj nekje. Pred desetimi leti še tega nisem znal. Neki pa je. Pot je. Kam pa gremo, bomo pa videli.
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Vse vemo, kam bo komad, kaj že, More cveti, pa ne na ta komad asociirati, moramo, ker ga ne omenjamo, ne omenjamo Ilona pa tega komada, ki ga bomo ukradli. Vse bo zamenen. More cveti. In potem ga samo omenjamo.
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so bile malo težje teme. Ja, pa malo manj poglavja. Pa malo manj poglavja, ja. Ja, bomo drug teden bolj lahkoti, ker smo že bolj, ne, en teden kasneje v juliju. Uf, še juliju. Ja. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še juliju. Uf, še
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Lahko nam date tudi kakšno unjo zvezdico na Apple Podcast, kar smo še zmerno 40, kar sam še dve nam bankate. Pa že en let se ne zagaljate tako, da, če se boste zdaj ful na izi, bo glih prav, da do 500 te pridemo na 42. Vse bo reno. Z vami smo bili Aljo, Peli in Zi. In, če ti ta podcast všeč, ga lahko deliš, oceniš ali podpreš. Hvala za vse ribe, pita si.
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Do mezinca. Hvala. Do mezinca. Hvala. Hvala. Hvala. Hvala. Hvala. Hvala. Škoti bodijo 1-0, takar sem na zadnje pogledal. Kva? Pista vata, da spet bo 0. A, 1-1. Pihar sem zdaj refrešil, je že 1-1. Za Švajcarce. Ne, sej ga lahko uživo, da zgleda.
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Za slučaj, ko jo ne bo. Ko bo zmanjkala tople vode, ker zahar enkrat bo upel, sicer ne za naši življenje, ampak je zelo pripravljen. Če greš v kemp, ne ponovato zmeri zmanjka. Ne, tople vode ne bo zmanjkala, če se planet se greva.
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Ja. Pa bo vsa topla. Morje že cveti, tako da, ja. Ja, lej. Ja, pa imamo tudi naslov epizode, kar je v redu. Morje že cveti. Ali morje že spet cveti. Ker to je že v dosi cvetih, stari. Morje cveti. To bi bilo zdaj lahko pesem. Ja, vse se zdo. Morje cveti. Morje cveti.
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Kje si zdaj ti? Kje imamo zdaj kitare, ki bi odšla v krab? Že vidim tato akorda. Ta komad, ta komad. Narejen, narejen. Imamo dva komada tedna. Pravi slovenski komad. Čakaj bom jaz za drug teden, bom šel kitaro iskati. Samo, da se spomenta do drugega tedna. Mogoče si mi v glas popravil.
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Ja, čeprav ta teden ne kaže. Tukaj toliko časa, to ni normalno. Zarota? Jaz umem, da so klime. Zarota? Ja, ne, klime, ja. Ja, mogo bi etno dopustili. Sam še ne morem, zato, ko imam še par epizod, dopustiti.
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Najboljše je bilo, ko sem imel skrajno desničarsko stranko. Že skoraj enkrat Benja čaka s tudi vatom na polta laufala. On je pa neko Svoboda pa to. Ne, Svoboda je v dunih ljudi. Ni se razbil, škoda. Ampak zavarjam ga. Ne, ne se razbiti. Drnav škode. Še spet pa strošek, strošek, strošek.
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200 epizod, ki bojo obdelovali več ali manj ne šeste knjige. Več ali manj ne šeste knjige. Ampak malo pa tudi. Kaj ne bojo. Tako štoparski dalas.
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To je homaž. Homaž. Calo na mzce boš gal, ker ko že je unga, boš zamenal. Ne, če je ista linija, ne moram. Naredniki, no. Naredniki, no. GPC, se boš pravil. Bom dal mol. Sam potem pa še bolj žalosten. Ja, sej, to je žalosten, da ti mora cveti, da so drinu dva jurja peze za to, da šel za deset dni v kemp, ne?
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Pod tušama, veš. Zdiha je lažji. Če bo nekaj, se skrčaš, da najbrž ni. Pa pomoči je. Sam predihati moraš. Saj neka fora je, da moraš ustno vtlino tako podaljšati, da se instrument podaljša, če hočeš sesarico peti. Ne so lahko naredim sam res glasnim kričanjem.
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Ali pa z en takim groznim falcetom, ki ga nisem poslušal. In to sem tudi zanče enkrat naredil in zdaj to je. Samopontenoto zazmer. Čeprav vse je kar dober. Zdaj si malo bolj takšen. Mogoče bom lahko snemel te, da bom vzeli skako longi, ki pa temole kavaci.
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Bar, kafe. Vlak je za vse. Vlak je za vse. Dobro se sliši. Pivovarna union. Kaj imaš za slogan? Ko z Žitkom rečeš še. Ko z Žitkom rečeš še. Zelo hledaj, da ga postavim. To je LDD. Ti bi bil ful cenejši, ki Kavaca. Ja, jaz sem pol Kavace.
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Pokličite zdaj. Afno v prvicu ima se. Samo, če začnem s tem, to je visok in pa pa ni. Baj je, da je treba, če hočeš glas šparati, z višjim glasom peti. Z višjim? Ne z nižjim. Michael Jackson se je to tako visoko pel. Nižji te bolj zrazbrazda. A res? Tega pa nisem vedel. Vsak dan nekaj novega. Ja, no, to, to, to.
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Čeprav ne nasmej samo to je LDD, imaš še nekaj drugega. To moram Pengovskega vprašati. To je LDD. Podcast, ki nikoga ne podcenjuje. Jaz sem to on je reče. A to on je reče? Mislim, zdi me, da on to niški reče. Naslednji teden bom še zmer, ne bom še zmer celi teden na Klimika, še zmer ne urlal, pa tako, da bom naslednji teden probal. Bom potipkal Pengovskega, da naredimo to.
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Da bo enkrat tako, kot je tudi bila. Na Twitterih so bile spet neke probleme. Na Twitterih so bile zvočniki. Mislim zvočniki za mikrofoni, pardon. Aja, ne, to je bilo dokno nazaj. Aja, ne, to je bilo dokno nazaj. Aja, ne, to je bilo dokno nazaj. Aja, ne, to je bilo dokno nazaj. Aja, ne, to je bilo dokno nazaj. Aja, ne, to je bilo dokno nazaj. Aja, ne, to je bilo dokno nazaj. Aja, ne, to je bilo dokno nazaj. Aja, ne, to je bilo dokno nazaj. Aja, ne, to je bilo dokno nazaj.
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Ja, ali bomo mi skočili. Minuta povej, ker je treba in treba. No, smo pa pridni, ker je taka poletna. Samo 12. Tukaj pa že dokaj nismo bili. B, B, D, A, B, Z.
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ko bi mogo, ne vem, otroko smo prepovedali vse digitaljem, tako da mora ta še zdržati, dokler mu neče, ne. Da ti novo ga kupiš, pa on tega poje prva. Na postu, kaj? O, ja. Digitalnem? Mhm. Mhm. Dobar se je potrudil, ne. Kaj se je? Dva kaj ti je bilo ne, on je pa naredil vse eno. Vsaka šola nekaj stane, ne.
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In da Zembratija sliši ta... Preden gre folk na plažo, borte poslušati, ne zdaj v 11, ki so vsi na plaži. Zembratija sliši ta umiljšti. Tako, pr šesti travarci. Takrat nas, takrat naj, takrat smo najveloj pametni. Šesta travarca, country member dela, samo bilo pa dobro.
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Mateuš je bil še takrat, Miha pa Daki pa jaz. In en popovdne smo začeli na Stravarca, kaj je bil, ne vem zakaj je bil komad, nije vodka, rakija, samo mi smo pa Stravarca pil. Kaj nisi imel vodke ali kar tako? Ne, mislim, da nam je bilo Stravarca takrat ful všeč, ker smo že štartali zno. Najboljši približek raki je bil. Smo že imeli ene tri pod sabo. Sva se že malo spoznavali v trbuhu, tako kot oni pangalaktični od Zaphoda.
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Po je pa ta pršok umetne, pa smo pa v Sakički, ko smo nazdravili, smo kenarci rekli ena runda, da je še enkrat nije vodka, rakija. In kot se je popovdne, dokler ni vse travarce zmanjkali, pa je pa šla še kupiti. No, glavno, lepo je bilo. Jokali smo.
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Nekateri so tudi jokali. Bilo je lepo, nekateri so tudi jokali. Jaz vedo se, da je bilo tako dobro. Če hočeš ne jokati, Travarica, Dana. Vsakič me stisne, ko poslišam del poročila iz ukrajinske vojne, da je Harkov umenen.
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Kaj je komada, veš, voz, evo ga, momčilo. Voz pospani, voz za Harkov, gomel, Leningrad. Veš, momčilo je še nižji. Dobro. In to, on je pa tudi po mojem tam nekje, ja. Dobro. No, gledam, me kar stisne. Malo naslabo, kar se onim v Harkovu dogaja, pa malo lepo, kako se nam je lepo dogajalo. Tako da so taki mešani počutki zdaj s tem Harkovom.
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Peace and love, bi rekel Ringo. Matr vola, dajmo to zrihtati. Mi pa moramo povedati, da smo taki, ker nas boje tako radi poslušati. Če ni tako, nam pa to povedate. Itek smo bili še vedno. Sam to lahko popravimo šele čez dve epizode. Če nam bote povedali. Če nam bote povedali. Če nam bote povedali. Če nam bote povedali.
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The National Injunction Crisis, Brought To You By the Democrats
Well, I think we are witnessing a constitutional crisis, and it's the exact opposite of the one that the left and regime media would have us believe. The crisis is that anyone of around 700 federal judges can usurp the power of the presidency, can micromanage
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Details down to whether or not to turn flights of deported terrorists around or what employees of the president are able to access which systems in the Treasury Department up to initially, by the way, the secretary of the Treasury himself, Scott Besant, and a whole slew of rulings where you have judges.
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deciding to halt policies to protect, purportedly protect, not just the people bringing in the lawsuits, and these are generally Democrat states, left-wing NGOs, and plaintiffs, but to protect and prohibit the president from enforcing his policies on anyone everywhere. And the overreach and the abuse of these judges is happening on such a scale and at a historic rate
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that this demands there be a response, first from the Supreme Court. And we can talk about the fact that Chief Justice Roberts basically said, you're not going to get that response yesterday. And if not the Supreme Court, the branch of government that created these Article III lower courts in the first place, and that's the legislative branch.
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The National Injunction Crisis, Brought To You By the Democrats
And that involves, first of all, potentially getting rid of these universal injunctions by law. And then there are more extreme remedies as well.
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The National Injunction Crisis, Brought To You By the Democrats
Well, let me say this. I reported pretty extensively at real investigations and I came in with that same perspective that you have of can't expect the legislative branch to do anything, which is a major problem, by the way, because that's where these issues ought to be hashed out anywhere.
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The National Injunction Crisis, Brought To You By the Democrats
So recently, out of the House Judiciary Committee, a bill passed that would prohibit nationwide injunctions unless you have multiple states bringing a case, calling for it. And when multiple states call for it, then you get a three-judge panel at least, not one radical in robes, to make a decision. And then it can quickly be appealed to the Supreme Court. and dealt with.
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I'm told that that's very likely gonna pass in the House. And then the question is gonna become the Senate. And notably, Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, Chuck Grassley, has said he's concerned about these universal injunctions. He told me, his office told me, they're gonna have a hearing on this issue soon.
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And Senator Mike Lee, who sits on Judiciary, has been like a hawk on this matter, also on matters of impeachment, by the way. And he's going to put forth legislation that would curtail these injunctions.
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The National Injunction Crisis, Brought To You By the Democrats
So whether or not it passes the House and then the Senate and then the president signs it, let me just say that the fact that the legislative branch is acting on this alone should cause the courts to respond. And my concern, based upon Chief Justice Roberts' outrageous, in my view, and unprecedented extraordinary statement yesterday,
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Responding to the president and others on impeaching Judge Boasberg and others is the second sentence that he writes in this three line statement is you got to let the normal, regular appellate process play out. That's how we deal with these things, not impeachment. That implies that he is willing to let cases ripen in the lower courts.
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The National Injunction Crisis, Brought To You By the Democrats
while the judiciary, the rule of law, and our constitutional order rots. So what scares me about that statement, beyond the fact he has no business opining on impeachment, which is a legislative matter and is a political remedy, not a judicial one, is he doesn't think that there's a five alarm fire, apparently. He's perfectly content to let the lower court judges
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paralyze a presidency, and let the cases make their way up through regular course and regular order. And the caveat here is that the Trump administration itself has asked the Supreme Court to answer this question. Are universal injunctions illegal? Or are they a massive overstep that's unconstitutional, unlawful, and disastrous for the country?
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That is being brought before the Supreme Court in the administration's challenge of universal injunctions halting the birthright citizenship executive order, curtailing birthright citizenship. And the responses from those who are calling for that order to be halted and who got those injunctions issued are due on April 4th. So we're going to learn within the next couple of weeks.
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Whether Chief Justice Roberts' statement implies that there's no sense of urgency here, and that means the court is not prepared to act on universal injunctions, or the court is going to step up and step in on a matter that plagued the Trump 1 presidency, is plaguing the Trump 2 presidency to an unprecedented degree, and really threatens to paralyze the entire republic.
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The National Injunction Crisis, Brought To You By the Democrats
I think that there we are best headed towards that decision. And it's worth noting that the critics of the administration, they say he's going to defy orders, et cetera. It's been remarkable. the patience and restraint that the administration has pursued thus far. So they're asking the Supreme Court to rule on universal injunctions.
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The National Injunction Crisis, Brought To You By the Democrats
At least three Supreme Court justices have called on the courts previously to rule on their legality. The Biden administration, the outgoing Biden administration called on the Supreme Court to rule on their legality. And Justice Gorsuch reiterated in January of this year that the court really needs to act on this. Justice Alito, so this makes four,
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rebuked the Supreme Court for not smacking down Judge Amir Ali, also in the D.C. district, like Judge Boasberg, for not halting his order, universal injunction, unappealable, that not only halted the administration's pause on foreign aid, but forced it to disperse foreign aid at $2 billion within 36 hours. So if you have...
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say four of nine Supreme Court justices demanding this, it has to come to a head soon. And the only way that I see Roberts being able to squeeze his way out of what's coming before him in the immediate term is him basically arguing, well, this isn't the right case to challenge justice. universal sanctions or it's not at a stage of the case where you can challenge it.
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But I think that's gonna cause an outcry from other members of the judiciary. And the Trump administration is doing other things as well. Like for example, they just issued a memorandum that demands that when they're litigating against these plaintiffs, they require as the law requires, as federal civil procedure requires,
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The National Injunction Crisis, Brought To You By the Democrats
that if you're going to call for an injunction, you have to put up an injunction bond. Judges have not been ordering that these bonds be put up. In one case I saw, a judge asked the plaintiffs to put up $100 per plaintiff as an injunction bond on an injunction that's freezing the policy for the entire country.
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So that's another fight, a lower fight, a subordinate fight, but an important one on this issue that's quickly going to work its way through the courts, I think, as well. But...
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To the point that you're asking that we even are at a place where you have to ask, should an administration ignore a lower court's ruling because it's so lawless and it does so much damage to our country and to the Constitution? That tells you where the crisis is right now.
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The only way that I see it happening, and ironically, this might be because in part of Chief Justice Roberts' statement yesterday, is that certain lower court judges overstep to such a large degree that not for the right reasons on the merits, but to protect the institution of the judiciary, Chief Justice Roberts realizes that
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that these radical jurists in robes pose a far greater threat than the people who are criticizing them and calling for there to be legislative action, including potentially impeaching them because they're acting in such a lawless way. I wouldn't put anything past the Supreme Court, but I do think that Chief Justice Roberts is as sensitive as anyone to defending the institution.
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And it could be that because of the overreaching that we're going to see as the consequence of him saying, let's let things work through regular order, that might counterintuitively actually force the issue. But the bottom line is that these are also political questions.
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And I'm sure what the left's strategy here is, is push the president as far as you possibly can, try and force him to defy a court or threaten to defy a court, and then use that as a rationale for impeachment. And then even if they're going to lose on impeachment and lose really badly, because by the way, the Democrats here are basically saying,
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We want to defend the rights of deported Tren de Aragua terrorists. We want to support the rights of all manner of bad actors, corrupt actors, people who are wasting billions of our taxpayer dollars. And that's going to be a losing political fight. But still, the energy, the resources, the time All of that would serve to sabotage and subvert the president's agenda.
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And that's why I think we've seen such restraint from the administration so far. They don't want to step into the trap of getting sucked into impeachments out of the wazoo and all manner of other attacks on the presidency. But they also don't want this momentum to stop.
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And that is precisely why Democrats have chosen the courts as the venue to execute this Lawfare 2.0 operation, because it takes it out of the hands of our representatives and makes these non-political questions even though they're being adjudicated by hyper-political and zealous actors.
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Well, in the future, I'm going to be testifying down on the Hill. I can report some further details of that. I'll let it be known via my Substack, WineGarden.Substack.com. Stay tuned as this story is fast unfolding, and there are people on the Hill whose hair is on fire, people who you would not have expected would be up in arms and willing to go to the lance that some are threatening here.
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This is fast coming to a head, so stay tuned for my further reporting, and I'll be writing about Chief Justice Roberts' statement yesterday as well, coming up soon, likely in The Federalist.
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You're absolutely right. And this is the area where the president has the most latitude because he has to. The whole purpose of the president was limited set of authorities, but to be able to have wide latitude and act vigorously where you need these decisions to be concentrated in the hands of one person.
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And we're talking about matters of war and peace here, where the courts have no earthly business micromanaging operations of deporting terrorists in this country. If you have judges that are going to be able to be generals, be secretaries of state, be secretaries of Homeland Security, head of the Office of Management and Budget, OPM and beyond, then we cease to have a country anymore.
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And that is what is at stake in this battle right now.
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rfk jr basically saying he was playing games he's gonna kill people 143 this matters it doesn't matter what you come here and say that isn't true that's not reflective of what you really believe that you haven't said over a decade after decade after decade because unlike other jobs we're confirming around this place this is a job where it is life and death
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for the kids that I used to work for in the Denver public schools and for families all over this country that are suffering from living in the richest country in the world that can't deliver basic health care and basic mental health care to them. It's too important for the games that you're playing, Mr. Kennedy. And I hope my colleagues will say to the president, I have no influence over him.
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I hope my colleagues will say to the president, out of 330 million Americans, we can do better than this.
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No One Does It Like Trump
Did you say that Lyme disease is highly likely a materially engineered bioweapon? I made sure I put in the highly likely. Did you say Lyme disease is a highly likely militarily engineered bioweapon?
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Did you say that? Okay, I want all of our colleagues to hear it, Mr. Kennedy. I want them to hear it. You said yes.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
which is the Mark Milley, Joe Biden, Pentagon special forces planning manual that involves how USAID can assist secret special forces psychological operations work. When the military, there was a scenario in this public government document that I produced, the special forces manual,
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Destroying USAID To Save America
from 2021 that goes over a scenario where the Special Forces is planning a race riot in Africa in order to create a cleavage between African workers and Chinese business interests and a Chinese government attempt to purchase a port in West Africa.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
Yes. So what I was referring to was a special forces document, a strategic vision blueprint produced in 2021 during the Biden administration control over the Pentagon, during the Mark Milley hold over the Pentagon.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
which laid out a strategic vision for how best to synchronize special forces psychological operations work with USAID and related partner groups assisting the psychological operations activity. Psychological operations is not like just some big, bad voodoo work. What it usually refers to is the fomenting of cleavages within a society being targeted by the U.S.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
foreign policy establishment in order to achieve some national security or national interest end in the country. And so it's justified by keeping us safe and by making us wealthier And what it usually refers to is a nice way of saying – ginning up and generating riots in the country and street protests. All street protest activity that's organized by special forces or civil military or –
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Destroying USAID To Save America
or any Pentagon equity usually refers to, has some component of galvanizing people to take to the streets to protest the government and create a democratic predicate for regime change. by portraying the government as being unresponsive to the people protesting, and then categorizing police crackdowns on the Pentagon or blob-sponsored protesters as a humanitarian or human rights offense.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
But in this government document, which everybody can go to right now on my X page, it's at MikeBenzCyber.com, I put the link there, and the page is 16 to 17. It's currently still up on the U.S. military's website. And what it calls for is it goes over a hypothetical scenario for how special forces could best carry out its mission during the Biden years.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
And they give the example of countering Chinese influence in Africa, which is a noble goal, genuinely, truly is. We should be working to counter Chinese influence in Africa. But there are certain bounds on the dirty tricks that I believe the US should put in terms of how it carries that work out.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
And in this, rather than creating a Truman Show out of all the institutions and population in the area where we're doing such dirty deeds, especially out in the open. So in this scenario, the U.S. military caught wind of a Chinese plan to purchase a port in West Africa, which would therefore give the Chinese access to the Atlantic Ocean and to therefore project influence against the U.S. Navy.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
And that could be a national security threat if China is buying up ports in West Africa. Totally agree. But in this scenario, they go over how the special forces would play a role in stopping this. And they give the example of what happens when the U.S. ambassador to that West African country tries to tell the African government not to build this port.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
Yeah, well, USAID is... the probably the dirtiest standalone institution in the American government because it's allowed to be and because it's the ideal place to creatively structure the absolute worst kinds of activities that you could not get away with directly either at the State Department, the Defense Department, or the CIA. And so let's just talk about what USAID is supposed to do.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
And what if the African government says, no, we want to still build it. How can the special forces still stop the production of that port? And so the special forces there laid out a plan where what they would do is they would generate race riots to, quote, inflame racial tensions.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
of the African population against the Chinese businesses in the area and against the Chinese interests in the area and get the Africans to riot and do protests in the streets as well as to quit their jobs so that they stop working for Chinese companies.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
And the special forces laid out the scenario where one of their key partners would be USAID because USAID, under the mask, under the false predicate of doing jobs fairs, would provide no-show jobs to the striking and rioting Africans so that they would be financially incentivized to quit their jobs and participate in the riots to destabilize the African country.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
And that economic destabilization of the African government would force the African government to come back to the negotiating table with the U.S. State Department where, in a sense, we would turn off the riots if they turn off the deal to buy the Chinese ports. But in that case, you have USAID as being the key partner by funding the capacity to do these riots.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
And you see USAID doing the same thing with the Maidan Square riots in 2014 that ousted Yanukovych. You saw the same thing with USAID funding the street riots against the prime minister of Bangladesh that successfully ousted her from office four months ago. You see the same thing with USAID funding the riots that successfully ousted the government of Tunisia during the Arab Spring.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
The same thing with USAID funding the riots that produced the, that ousted the government of Egypt during the Arab Spring. Time and time and time again, whether it's Western Hemisphere with Venezuela or Bolivia or
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Destroying USAID To Save America
whether that's Eastern Europe with Ukraine or Georgia, whether that's Middle East, North Africa with Tunisia and Egypt, whether that's Central Asia with Bangladesh, USAID is the primary sponsor of blob renter riots. And most disturbingly, that even comes back home because USAID has a very curious relationship with Black Lives Matter. You can look at
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Destroying USAID To Save America
Black Lives Matter having direct partnerships now with Samantha Power's USAID. These are public documents about Samantha Power's commitment to support Black Lives Matter programming. You also have USAID paying $27 million to Black Lives Matter's chief organizational structure parent group, which is called the Tide Center. USAID paid them $27 million.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
While you had USAID adjacent riot planners in 2020 who openly contemplated through a group called the Transition Integrity Project that Black Lives Matter should be capacity built in the middle of their riots to serve as a potential destabilization force to oust Trump from office if he won the 2020 election.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
That's a complicated question. And I sincerely hope the people who are at the tip of the spear in terms of White House policy really know what they're doing, because we are conducting open heart surgery on the body of the entire American empire right now. And I'm not fully sure that the folks who are doing that open heart surgery are fully understand the anatomy of the body they are operating on.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
Oftentimes, for the past several years, when I crusade on this, people hear what I'm saying and say, okay, well, we need to eliminate this entirely. This thing is so corrupt and evil, and it is corrupt and evil. The issue is it also plays a critical role in projecting U.S. influence around the world.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
And I always say, while the blob is the key antagonist, the chief villain on the other side of the story about how America can can become great again. It also does play an indispensable role in securing U.S. interests around the world. I've talked about, for example, the Milton Friedman analogy of the pencil.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
Milton Friedman has this very viral, popular video that he recorded decades ago about the power of the free market for the creation of pencils, that no one person can make a pencil, and that America...
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The reason we have pencils in America is because of the magic of the market operating to get us wood from trees in South America and graphite from mines in Argentina and gum for the pencil eraser from trees in Malaysia. Well, what happens if, for example, the Malaysian government decides that they no longer want to allow U.S. corporations or the export of gum tree products to pencils?
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Destroying USAID To Save America
So USAID is supposed to be a humanitarian NGO sponsor that makes the world a better place, but in the process advances U.S. foreign policy. So American foreign policy, you can think of that as management of the American empire, right? We have an American homeland where we live and we have an American empire where which is where we have our import export markets.
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Destroying USAID To Save America
America would be potentially without pencils unless we had some capacity to influence the internal events of Malaysia. Same thing, for example, with the graphite in a pencil. Let's just say there's a labor strike. in the country in South America with the graphite mines that we use to make pencils.
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Well, if the unions go on strike there against American corporations or South American corporations that are producing that graphite, well then no pencils. The US has perceived and potentially sincerely does need a mechanism to be able to influence the activity of those unions or influence the nationalization of natural resource policies in foreign countries.
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And that sometimes involves dirty work, infiltrating those unions, putting pressure on foreign governments. But the problem is, is this license to do dirty work has become completely unchecked, especially at USAID, where it doesn't even require a presidential finding to do this covert action. And so I did not. It was unseemly, but perhaps OK when this was being done to protect U.S. interests.
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But when USAID began to be weaponized against sitting presidents beginning in 2016, that's really when when the bets are off, because the whole purpose of having an American empire is for the benefit of the people of the American homeland. If the foreign policy establishment controls the affairs of the American homeland too, then we don't even have a democracy.
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We have a blobocracy and we have no control over our own internal affairs. We're not even setting our own foreign policy at that point.
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Number one, shut down the agency. and move it into a branch of the government that goes through the traditional oversight process. So, for example, I think this plan to shut down USAID and tuck understate is a very interesting one. I'm not sure if that's ultimately the best place for it, but as an interim matter, I think it's potentially the right move. But what's really important is it's –
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And I say this time and time again for the past week and a half since this saga has been playing out, but simply ending USAID as an organization does not end USAID as a function. If USAID grants and contracts and operational structuring remain the same, but headquarters is simply shut down and moved over to state, well, state just inherits a USAID herpes infection.
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It's where we extract critical natural resources. It's the basis of our national security and where we put our military bases. It is what makes the American homeland rich. is that we have a huge amount of influence over the course of internal events that happen throughout the rest of the world. And that is made possible in large part by USAID. That is what USAID is supposed to do.
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It simply will have the same problems that USAID had if that structuring fundamentally remains. This is the same reason there really wouldn't be much change in the CIA. if you simply shut down Langley and moved CIA to be directly under state. In fact, this was the original plan in 1948 for the CIA.
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George Kennan, who authored the National Security Council 10-2 plausible deniability doctrine, which gives the CIA its private cloak for all of its covert action work, George Kennan, three months before he penned that doctrine, initially wanted the CIA operations division to operate directly at state under what he called the Bureau of Political Warfare.
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And you can read the 1948 memo called the Inauguration of Organized Political Warfare, where he goes over that exact structure. But the fact is the CIA would still be doing CIA work. It would just be warehoused within state. And right now, USAID is about to undergo that exact process. Now, the nice thing is, is because
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Because State works very closely with the White House National Security Council, and there is a tremendous amount of constant communication and oversight between White House and State, in theory, it will be much easier to catch the malfeasance. at state than it was at USAID. But the problem is everybody in Washington is in on the take at USAID.
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This is a bigger problem than Democrats and Republicans. As I mentioned, a huge portion of the Republican Congress is directly or indirectly, whether personally or their constituents or their donors, are dependent on either USAID funding directly or USAID covert influence work to support their activities. I'll give you a great example.
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Rex Tillerson was the chairman of ExxonMobil for the first few years of the Trump administration. ExxonMobil has been a stalwart donor to the Republican party for decades. Well, you know, who was Victoria Nuland standing in front of when she made that speech that I referenced in December 2013 about all the billions of dollars USAID had pumped into the Renta riots in Ukraine in 2014?
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When she made that speech about USAID's funding of the Renta riots, she was at a sponsored event by ExxonMobil and Chevron. The literal signs for the Exxon and Chevron sponsors were behind Victoria Nuland when she said it, which is to say that it's not just the direct USAID folks in the Republican Party who are going to push back on the attempt to cut these grants while they're at state.
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It's not just going to be the Liz Cheney types. Liz Cheney worked at USAID. It's not just going to be the Bill Kristol types. Bill Kristol's a part of an organization that gets millions from USAID. But it's going to be key donors to the Republican Party who are going to want to keep these grants and contracts and covert operations flowing.
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And there's going to need to be a very difficult conversation by highly informed Trump World foreign policy leaders architects about how to make American statecraft more consistent with American norms and values in the years ahead.
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Basically make us richer, make us more safe, um, you know, make, make us have more control over the, uh, affairs in foreign countries. But at the same time, uh, be a plucky group of cherubic warriors who are making the world a better place along the way. That's sort of the idea behind it. But just to make that clear, there's no aid in USAID.
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The aid that you see visually with your eyes there is designed to fool you. It's the Agency for International Development. not aid, and international development is development of institutions, development of assets. The money goes to groups, not to people. These are not, you know, it doesn't go directly to the people that a grant will say that it serves. It goes to the groups administering it.
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which allows USAID to be the way to capacity build assets that the CIA or the State Department or the Defense Department want to pump up in order to carry out activity in a region.
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Now, the reason that I've been on a crusade for the past year and a half, two years, saying that USAID is worse than the CIA is because USAID can operate like the CIA, but without the restraints that are typically put on the CIA. So from the 1940s until the 1970s, the CIA was a totally rogue agency in the same way that USAID currently is.
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It was not until the scandals of the 1960s and the 1970s, primarily against Democrats in this country, for example, Operation Mockingbird, Operation Chaos, there was also the COINTELPRO side of FBI, Operation Midnight Climax, all these, the CIA infiltrating left-wing student groups on college campuses, co-opting left-wing thought leaders and poets and artists and musicians.
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When all this stuff broke in the 1960s and 70s, the CIA was forced to undergo a series of reforms. Chief among them was the requirement of a presidential finding wherein any covert action the CIA does has to be formally authorized by the U.S. president. Well, what happens if a rogue cell at the CIA wants to do something so dirty that the president would never approve of it?
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Well, then they can't get a presidential finding for it and they can't do it. Or what if the CIA wants to run an operation that actually targets the The president himself, the president would obviously never sign off for that.
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Well, welcome to the wild world of USAID, because what they can do is they can walk over to their partners at USAID and have USAID simply creatively structure the necessary parts to carry out what the CIA would have wanted to structure it as, But USAID can simply structure it as humanitarian work.
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For example, let's just say that the CIA wanted to fund ISIS terrorists to topple the government of Syria. And President Trump did not want to give money to ISIS. Well, so the CIA would not be able to get a presidential finding, would not be able to get Trump to sign off on that covert action if they wanted to do it anyway.
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They could simply have an informal conversation with USAID, and USAID could simply structure its humanitarian work in the region to funnel money to ISIS-K or funnel money to the Taliban. They could put, for example, military supplies, as they've gotten caught busted doing, in medical vans or in USAID public health facilities. They could...
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through a Byzantine layer of wire payments, end up funneling the money to terrorist groups because USAID amazingly, and credit John Solomon's Just the News for breaking this this week, the OIG at USAID just this week
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revealed that USAID actually does not require its contractors to go through the OFAC and anti-terrorism vetting requirements, which means that USAID contractors can freely give money to designated terrorist groups. So, I mean, what I'm trying to say here is whether— This is shocking stuff.
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Yes, yes. Now, the abroad thing is bad enough on its own, but the domestically is— is where it really borders on the criminal. I mean, and if not the criminal, at least the predicate for completely shutting down the agency and salting the earth with its remains. I mean, take, for example, how USAID hoodwinked Trump term 1.0.
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I mean, USAID systematically targeted every single aspect of Trump world during his first term, and I don't think Trump world even knew it. Um, for not just USAID declaring internally, doctrinally that populism was an attack on democracy,
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and using that as the basis to try to topple the governments of all Trump's allies in Europe and in Brazil, the right-wing populist parties and movements, for example, of Marine Le Pen, Nigel Farage, Matteo Salvini, the Vox party in Spain, the AFD party in Germany, but also to try to topple Bolsonaro's regime in Brazil, but also targeting Trump himself. USAID has mercenary media for hire.
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They spend hundreds of millions of dollars every year paying media outlets to write whirlwind surround sound news cycles to favor the blob's intended political events in the region. So one example that a classic is a real doozy, I should note, is something called the OCCRP, which you can just think of it as the Corruption Reporting Project. It's the largest
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consortium of investigative journalists in the world, hit piece journalists in the world, USAID paid this group $20 million in 2018, 2019 to write hit piece journalist investigations on the blob's targets in Ukraine. And they dug up dirt on Paul Manafort, Trump's campaign manager, at the height of Russiagate and tried to insinuate that Paul Manafort was a Russian agent.
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And they dug up dirt on Rudy Giuliani's work in Ukraine and used that as a basis to impeach Donald Trump.
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Right. So USAID has a media development program. Development in the same way that business development means soliciting donors, media development at USAID means acting as a donor to media organizations. So this is state-sponsored media. This is mercenary media for hire. When USAID's programming goals...
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want the media in a particular region to print certain news stories or to demonize certain individuals or politicians in the area. They pay media outlets to produce the dirt on them. And this ended up spiraling back at home against Trump world in a massive way.
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Because USAID paid $20 million to the OCCRP, the largest collective of investigative journalists, hit piece journalists in the world, the same group that broke the Panama Papers and suspiciously gets access to hacked documents and then is first to break them because they mysteriously obtained these hacked documents.
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Not exactly a good look when you're getting your money from a CIA cutout like USAID, but maybe that's a story for another day. But what they did is they wrote – OCCRP took that $20 million, and they wrote hit pieces on Rudy Giuliani and his work in Ukraine. And then that ended up being used as the basis for part of the Trump impeachment in 2019 –
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and Trump-Ukraine and Trump-world and Rudy in Ukraine. And so USAID is directly sponsoring the production of hit pieces to impeach the president under which USAID is nominally supposed to serve. This is the sort of thing that is insurrectionary in the ultimate. But because USAID does not require presidential findings for its work, They don't need a report.
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The president can be kept totally in the dark. All the grant administrators need to know, all oversight is told is we're supporting free and independent media in Ukraine. We're supporting free and independent media. And what they don't know is that they're working with their state-sponsored media to dig up hit pieces on their political opponents sitting in the West Wing of the White House.
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But you see this all over. USAID does the same thing. in Western Hemisphere, USAID sponsors, media that operates in Brazil in order to target Bolsonaro and his supporters, all over Eastern Europe, basically in any country with a Trump ally, Pakistan with Imran Khan, you name it. But this gets back to this Truman Show point, which is that you're seeing
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you know, these, you know, veneer of white shoe media, you know, institutionally celebrated, you know, OCCRP has gotten dozens of awards for high integrity media and breaking the most important media stories. And, you know, it's hit pieces for hire. It's like Paul Krugman getting a Pulitzer. But I mean, the whole thing's a hoax.
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Yeah, coups is a particular specialty of USAID. USAID is the arch coup monster all over the world. For example, USAID spent like $1.2 billion pumping up the Arab Spring protests and giving money to the protesters and protesting groups and the institutions sponsoring them in Egypt during the Arab Spring protests. They did the same thing in Tunisia. They did the same thing in Ukraine in 2014.
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Yeah, yeah. No, earlier, I think, right after inauguration, I was a little bit walloped by a flu. But we are... You know, sunlight is a disinfectant that evidently cleans up not just institutions, but viruses.
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Victoria Nuland bragged on tape in December 2013 that USAID and the U.S. State Department and NED collectively paid $5 billion to the very institutions that spearheaded the overthrow of the democratically elected Ukrainian government just two months after she made that speech. in February 2014 at the Maidan Square.
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And this is one of the reasons that USAID is spending tens of billions of dollars of U.S. taxpayer money to continue to pay these groups in Ukraine. You get them all on payroll, and so they'll do the dirt anyway. And a great example of this is a document that I produced about a year and a half ago, but I re-upped it this week, and everyone should read it.
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Charlie, question for you.
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Speaking of action, we got this young man, high school. Tell me, your grandma, tell me the story.
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It was a railroading of our police broad writ, as you mentioned, and it was also a railroading of America in general because this turned into the launching point for a years-long effort to characterize America as deeply and irredeemably racist.
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Well, I mean, we know for a fact that there are people who are involved in this case, medical examiners and others, who are actually the subject of death threats. If you became a public figure in the Derek Chauvin case,
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one major autopsy that was a complete documented autopsy of george floyd and it was performed as you say by the hennepin county medical examiner a guy named dr andrew baker was performed about 12 hours after he died and that autopsy found zero evidence of asphyxia it found no life-threatening injuries it found instead that floyd died of cardiopulmonary arrest meaning his heart and his lungs stopped working during quote law enforcement subdual restraints and neck compression also he had a
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milligrams per milliliter, along with a small amount of meth, as well as morphine. He also had arteriosclerotic heart disease, described as multifocal, severe hypertensive heart disease, and cardiomegaly, which is an enlarged heart. The second autopsy that was created Floyd's toxicology report. They didn't have access to his tissue samples.
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They didn't have access to his organs, at least some of his organs. And one of the two medical examiners who's brought in, Dr. Michael Bodden, who's brought in to suggest that it was the cops who actually killed him, he'd gotten an enormous number of things wrong in the past. He was a person who was hired to perform an unofficial autopsy on Michael Brown, who we mentioned earlier.
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Michael Brown, of course, was the black man who was killed in a confrontation with police officer named Officer Brown over in Ferguson, Missouri.
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And the autopsy in that particular case, Baden declared that there was no evidence of a struggle between Brown and Wilson, which was not true because the cop had claimed correctly that Michael Brown reached into the car and fired a gun in the car, which is what prompted the actual shooting of Michael Brown. And Baden got it wrong in that autopsy. He was the person who they called in.
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So you have the original autopsy, which says no asphyxia, no actual physical evidence of serious damage. And he died of cardiopulmonary arrest, which again, if you're just doing Are you going to get excited when you, this is really one of the questions, are you going to get excited when you get arrested and you have drugs on you and then you swallow some of the drugs?
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My guess is you probably will. This causes very often what they call excited delirium.
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If it spikes your blood pressure, if it spikes your heart rate, if you have massive preexisting conditions, if you're a big deal with a lot of drugs in your system and you're claiming you can't breathe before you even get on the ground, then how can you claim that it was the knee that caused the I can't breathe as opposed to all of the other circumstances that were causing all of this?
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So the charges were brought under denial of civil rights. So these charges were brought and Chauvin basically pled them out because the supposition was that these sentences were largely set to run concurrently. If it went to trial, he was one of the most highly publicized convicts in the history of the United States. If it went to trial, then he might end up with a longer sentence.
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It was basically a plea bargain that he did with the federal government on denial of civil rights. The The judge in that particular case said he didn't know why Chauvin knelt on Floyd's neck until he died, but he will be punished and that Chauvin would have to pay restitution.
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He ended up on the lower end of the expected sentence, which was between 20 and 25 years, which is why he took the plea agreement in the first place. Again, the kind of attempt to say that this is a separate charge, this is one of the problems very often in criminal law, is that you can stack a federal charge on top of a state charge.
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The idea that this was a unique violation of civil rights as opposed to simply, even if you want to make the case it was a second-degree murder, that this had to do with violation of civil rights, this is the sort of accusation that it was, in fact, racially driven, even though no evidence was presented to that real effect.
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So he would be transferred back to a state prison. There have been arguments made that I don't find particularly salutary or convincing that if you were transferred from a federal prison to a state prison, this would be worse for him. That's certainly not what we've heard from his lawyers. The reason that I say that is because he was already stabbed 21 times last year in a federal prison, actually.
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The idea here is, again, twofold. If he is transferred, if the federal charges go away, if he's pardoned on the federal charges or a sentence commuted on the federal charges, he'll be transferred back to state prison. You can, in some instances, get time chalked up against you in a way, like you serve less time in state prison, probably get five years off his sentence for serving in state prison.
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in a way that you don't with the federal charges. So just on a practical level, he will do less time in prison if the federal charge goes away than he otherwise would. He's not gonna be pardoned on the state charges, unfortunately, because again, the government of Minnesota is what the government of Minnesota is.
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Only the governor of Minnesota, the famed oddity Tim Walz, has the power to pardon him on the state charges, which of course Tim Walz will never in a million years do. But he would get time off his sentence in state prison in a way that he would not in federal prison. And again, it would, I think, create an impact it is for re-examination of his case.
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I would hope at the state level at some point in the future.
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I mean, I do think that we've adjusted to some of the hysterias. I think that we are no longer willing to accept at face value many of the narratives that are put out by the legacy media. On the other hand, I think that there is a possibility of jumping to the wrong conclusion just based on sort of
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reactivity, then legacy media will put out a piece of news and the right will immediately just say it's false immediately. And a lot of the time that's true. But I think that the main lesson we should take away from Floyd is that the social media era rewards immediate reaction and response.
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That is what the social media era, if you're the first person to comment on something in any way, you're likely to get a lot of clicks. And you're also likely to get a The lesson from the George Floyd situation should be, as it usually is, why don't we wait for the evidence to come in?
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Before we jump to a conclusion about something that is highly publicized, why don't we wait for a little more evidence to come in and determine then whether or not the thing is true? Because it turns out that at first blush, things may look one way, and it turns out that they are not that way at all.
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We've seen this over and over and over from the legacy media, ranging from elements of war to elements of domestic policy, where if you a lot more than you originally knew. I will say that I think the American people have started to do that more, particularly on racially charged cases. We've seen just too many race hoaxes like Jussie Smollett for people to now take at face value
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48 hours, 48 hours, and I'll have a lot more information. If that had been done in this particular case, if people had waited for the medical autopsy to come out, if people had actually waited before immediately running to the streets to protest by the millions about American police brutality and racism, the world would have been a much different and better place.
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So in order to truly understand what happened, you have to understand that the American crime rate had dropped steadily between 1994, which is when the crime bill was signed, the much maligned crime bill, and between 2013. The crime rate in virtually all of America's major cities went down.
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Then 2014, you get what's called the Ferguson effect, a term coined by Heather McDonald, which suggested that after the Michael Brown case,
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false case, the idea that Michael Brown was murdered by a white police officer, you saw a move toward de-policing in cities where cops said, you know, I'm not going to go into a dangerous situation in which I have to face down somebody of a different race because I might end up on tape. And if I do my job, I'm spending the rest of my life in prison.
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And that led to an increase of literally hundreds of murders over the course of the next few years. Then the crime rate seemed to even out over the course of the first it absolutely skyrocketed because all over the country, there were city councils that were withdrawing funding. Police officers understood. They knew the math.
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Police officers are human beings, as it turns out, and they know the math. If you go out and you do your job, and if you have to shoot a person who is not your race, if you're a white cop and you shoot a black person, and it turns out that it's under any disputed circumstances, or even in many cases in undisputed circumstances,
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you will become a target of such ire that you may find yourself in the dock. You're just not going to do it. If there's a situation where bad things could happen to you, or you could just sit in your cop car, you're going to sit in your cop car and not do it. And so what you see is a deep policing movement that comes not just from the top, but also from the bottom.
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And the spike in the crime rate in America's major cities was extraordinary.
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2020 2021 you saw hundreds of additional murders in america's major cities by the way disproportionately of black young people because it turns out in order to actually crack down on the kinds of crime that are most likely to cause murder in the united states namely crime that happens in america's major cities and very often includes gangs you need cops on the streets doing their jobs when you remove cops from the streets and when you tell cops that if they do their jobs they might end up in the dock you're going to get a massive increase in the crime rate that's precisely what you saw over subsequent years
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and that doesn't even include things like chas chop in seattle where entire city of seattle was basically taken over by antifa rioters or the takeover of portland completely by antifa and the wrecking of a great american city the the destruction of san francisco all of these things happened on the back of the blm moment when it turns out that the police became writ large the great villains in the american national story and it turns out that without the cops things get real bad real fast
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The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
Well, I think the reason that I'm advocating for the pardon is because Derek Chauvin is not guilty. And I think that it's very important to explode narratives like the one that you were talking about, because those narratives live on in our memory as sort of flashpoints that people draw upon as evidence of narratives that are false. was the narrative that America was inherently racist.
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So first of all, Charlie, I thought you were spectacular with Gavin Newsom, and he could not stand up to the scrutiny that you put him under. So just congratulations on that. It was a great service to the country, frankly. I mean, it's amazing to me when I hear Gavin Newsom talk about the wonders that he has wrought for the state of California.
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My family literally fled California because of people like Gavin Newsom and his awful rule in California. Crime rates went up under Gavin Newsom. Homelessness went up under Gavin Newsom. The economy went down under Gavin Newsom.
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California, there was a massive decarceration movement that happened under both Gavin Newsom and his predecessor, Jerry Brown, an attempt to basically empty out prisons in California because of quote-unquote over-incarceration and because of prison crowding.
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And so one of the things that major cities and counties in California did was they actually stopped prosecuting misdemeanors entirely because they were so afraid of actually jailing people that they said, okay, if you shoplift under a certain amount, we just won't call it a misdemeanor anymore. And so San Francisco
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Now, those allegations were never actually made a trial. There was never any allegation by prosecutors or by anyone that Derek Chauvin, quote unquote, killed George Floyd because George Floyd was black.
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and know that even if you were arrested, that you were then going to be released back into public charge pretty much the next day. And so police officers stopped actually doing any of this stuff. Again, California is a great example of what happens when a state is so governed by wokeism and dumb ideology that the state gets materially worse.
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And it's fun to watch Gavin Newsom now try to sort of fix his public profile. He understands that in 2020, 2024, if he wanted to move in the Democratic Party, he had to move way to the left And now he's recognizing that after President Trump's victory, that the Democratic Party, if it wishes to win in the future, is going to have to try to make some move toward the center.
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The problem is that he has anchored his record so hard to the left, it's very difficult to see how he can stretch beyond that back to a center that he abandoned long ago.
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And yet that was the narrative that burst out all over the country, that systemic American policing was racist, that America had to undergo a sort of racial cleansing process that allowed for $2 billion in rioting. In fact, a process that was so important that even if COVID was spreading around, you were allowed to take off your mask and shout in the streets for George Floyd, and you
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
Ben, your thoughts on that. I mean, that's 100% true. I talked about this on my show. Just a few months ago, I went to visit LA because we still have relatives out there. And we went to dinner with a couple who are still living there and did not leave the way that we did, despite my encouragement.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
And right after dinner, we watched them get carjacked, like right in, pretty much right in front of us. We walked one way with our security. They walked the other way and another car pulled up right in front of them. A bunch of guys jumped out of the car, grabbed them, stole their jewelry, took his keys and his wallet and stole all of his stuff. I mean, like right in front of him.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
And it took the cops 15 minutes to get there. And this had been in the same year that he had also been assaulted by a homeless person and his wife threatened with a knife downtown. I mean, like this is what California. Again, people vote with their feet.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
And what you've seen is that all the red areas of the country are gaining population and all the blue areas of the country are radically losing population. By the way, this is such a threat to the future of democratic rule. The 2020 census was done wrong. The census department acknowledged it was done wrong.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
If the 2020 census had been done correctly, President Trump would have been able to win reelection without winning any, any of the blue wall states. He would have won the election based on pure population in the South.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
Get Howard Lutnick out there and call a new census. Absolutely. He absolutely should because the reality is – and again, this was publicly acknowledged by Joe Biden's Commerce Department. They publicly acknowledged that the Commerce Department had done it wrong and that, again, there were seats in Congress, by the way, not just the Electoral College, in Congress that were removed.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
There were states that lost population that were overcounted in the census, like New York, New Jersey, and California. And as I say about Minnesota, all of these states lost population, but they didn't lose congressional seats or electoral votes the way that they should have in line with the census.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
So listen, if that passes constitutional muster, and we should check that with the current Solicitor General and AJ, that is something absolutely the Trump administration should do because you want to talk about equal representation. That is not equal representation.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
We all remember this. It was really a quite terrible time in American history. And it was being excused by the entire left, all of the legacy media. And in fact, if you didn't post the Black Square in favor of Black Lives Matter, you were basically non-personed in terms of sort of social media and the way that you were approached in all of these spaces.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
Now, the reality of this particular death is now known. And we know pretty much everything there is to know about it. And there are a was stabbed recently 21 times by a fellow inmate. So it's quite dangerous for him. The reason why we now know all of this is because we know from jurors that they were pressured, that they felt the pressure, that they were scared to rule in favor of Derek Chauvin.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
We now know, and we could see it at the time, the amount of public pressure that was brought in that particular case. The mayor of Minneapolis was signing settlements with the family of George Floyd on behalf of the city in the middle of the trial. The governor is Tim Walz, and Tim Walz was basically out there proclaiming the guilt of Derek Chauvin.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
Joe Biden was running for president at the time, it was 2020, and he and the rest of the Democratic regime were talking about how Derek Chauvin, how this was a key flashpoint in American history, and how this was demonstrating sort of the apex moment of all of
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
first clue that this was not true came, I think, from that, from the fact that it was deemed an incident of American racism and never did anyone ever make a claim. There were not even federal hate crime charges. There was no claim that Derek Chauvin, quote unquote, killed George Floyd because he was racist. Then you start to look more into the details of the actual death of George Floyd.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
Everything from the autopsy report, the original medical examiner autopsy report suggested that he had died, not of failure to breathe because of pressure put on him, but effectively have excited delirium, fentanyl overdose.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
The idea in the actual autopsy report suggested that he had enough fentanyl in him that if he had just found this body on a sidewalk, the medical examiner, then he would have immediately determined that he had died of a fentanyl overdose. We know from the actual tape. So there are sections of the tape that people thought they saw, the eight minutes or four minutes of the eight minute tape.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
And then there was a lot of tape before that. So if you actually look at the incident in its entirety, What you found out is that George Floyd was in a car outside of a place of business where he had passed a counterfeit bill. And the police came and arrived. There's Derek Chauvin and the rest of the members of the officers who were there. And Derek Chauvin arrested George Floyd.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
And it appears that George Floyd either ingested drugs that were on him or he was already high. The reason that he might have ingested drugs is because literally a few years before, we also have videotape of George Floyd doing exactly that. He was arrested, and the officer had to force him to spit out the drugs. They arrest him. They take him out of
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
And a crowd is already gathering because this very often happens when there's a controversial police procedure that's happening. And George Floyd is put into the back of the police vehicle. He doesn't want to get in. He's complaining. He's saying that he's scared of being in the car, that he's claustrophobic and all the rest of this kind of stuff. He gets in.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
And immediately upon entering the car, he starts shouting that he can't breathe. Before he's on the ground, right? I can't breathe became sort of the matter of the moment.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
can breathe but or that he was already having difficulty breathing based on the fact that he had a very enlarged heart that he had a lot of drugs in his system and that he was actually having a medical issue before he was actually taken out of the car by the way at his request at his request he said i don't want to be in the car and so they said okay so they took him out of the car and they put him in prone position on the ground now the minneapolis police training model includes the sort of position that derek chauvin was using this was introduced at trial
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
Derek Chauvin had been taught this by the Minneapolis Police Department. This is a normal procedure. In fact, much of the tape of him on George Floyd's quote-unquote neck, from a different angle, is him on George Floyd's shoulder. This was admitted by witnesses for the prosecution. At some of that time, he was on George Floyd's shoulder.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
At some point during that eight minutes, George Floyd went non-responsive. It seems to be unclear to Chauvin when he was non-responsive, but There is no medical evidence that, for example, there was damage to his trachea, which would cut off the air. There was no bruising on his neck.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
So the autopsy and medical report suggested, again, that at best, there is certainly reasonable doubt that he died because of the suppression technique specifically that Derek Chauvin was using. And so the entire trial was based on the supposition that simply by being put into the prone position and then Derek Chauvin being on his shoulder and then partially...
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
not with his full weight, partially on his neck to suppress him, that this led to George Floyd's death in the form of murder, not even in the form of manslaughter, not even accidental death. Second degree murder is what he was convicted of in state court. The evidence does not match up with this. And we covered this extensively at the time.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
And again, I was like everybody else when I first saw that tape. I think everybody, when they first saw the tape, they said, this is ugly, right? It looks ugly because it turns out a lot of police procedure actually looks quite ugly. And so you can find tweets from me at the time saying this looks like bad policing by Derek Chauvin.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
So first of all, bad policing is not the same as second-degree murder. That's the first thing.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
But second of all, as the evidence emerged, the medical evidence emerged, the medical examiner's original report, new evidence that was emerging about his condition, new tape that was emerging, the backstory, all of it, as that emerged, it became clear that Derek Chauvin certainly was not guilty of second-degree murder, which is what he was charged with.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
There are all sorts of questions about the charges. As you recall, he was simultaneously charged with first and second degree murder. Those are charges that are mutually exclusive, and yet they were both brought in an attempt to allow the jury to find a second degree murder if they weren't going to find a first degree murder. So there were all sorts of improprieties in the trial.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
Even if you just want to take this from a legal level, the idea that Derek Chauvin had, quote unquote, a fair, that the entire narrative, which was drawn for the entire country, that America is systemically racist, was rooted in an incident in which race was not even alleged.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
So when I started to change my opinion, and again, you can find tweets from me in May when this first broke talking about police brutality, was watching the actual trial. So when I watched the actual trial, when I read the medical examiner's report, when I was watching the defense witnesses and the prosecution witnesses, by the way, when I was watching all that go down, it occurred to me,
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
They do not have the evidence to convict this man beyond a reasonable doubt. I mean, that's just not the case. And then when after the trial, further evidence came out about the predilections of the jurors. So, for example, one of the jurors was photographed at a protest commemorating Dr. King's I Have a Dream speech during the summer of 2020. This is Coleman Hughes reporting for the Free Press.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
At that protest, two of George Floyd's family members addressed the crowd, and this juror was wearing a T-shirt with a picture of King and the words, get your knee off our necks and BLM. How is that a fair trial? In what world is that even remotely a fair trial?
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
I think that the image of Chauvin on top of Floyd became such an iconic image that it's very difficult for people to imagine that anything else happened. But there was tape both before and after the incident. There's medical examiner's reports. There's medical information about George Floyd and his prior status. And all of that makes an enormous difference. Now, the imagistic power of Chauvin
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
in the suppression position with Floyd obviously is going to have an outsized power in the public memory but that's exactly why I think it's really important for people to speak out and I think for the pardon to occur because in order for there to be a rethinking of things like this it is important to get people to even re-examine the issue there's so many things people think that they saw that they never actually saw over the course of the last 10 years I mean so many different things
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
Charlottesville speech by President Trump in which he supposedly said that neo-Nazis were very fine people. And then if you go back and actually watch the speech, he never said anything remotely like that. But that was emblazoned in people's memories because it was hit so hard and so often that many people still think that that is in fact true and that is in fact the case.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
There are still people on the left, many people, who still believe that hands up, don't shoot in the case of Michael Brown in Ferguson was true, that he held up his hands and then was shot by a police officer. And so the reality is that the way the memory works is if people show you that the tape doesn't quote unquote look good.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
What I am saying is that if you've ever done a police ride along or if you know police officers, guess what? Policing is a rough and difficult job that people who are rough and difficult. It's a tough thing to do. Policing is very, very difficult. You're in the worst situations with people at the worst moments of their lives. And what that means is none of it looks good on tape.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
I mean, honestly, like do a ride along with a cop for one night and you will see a bunch of things that would not look good on tape. Why? Because you're dealing with people who may be violent with police officers, who may be a threat, who may be high on drugs, who may not know what they're doing.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
And so simply taking an image out of context and then saying, because this image is ugly and because it exists, I'm going to ignore all other evidence. That is not the way certainly our justice system is supposed to work. And that's the real key. You don't have to believe that Derek Chauvin is quote unquote innocent in order to understand that he is not guilty. Those are not the same thing.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
The standard of justice in the United States is that you have to be proved guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. And Derek Chauvin in the public mind was not just convicted of second degree murder. He was convicted in the public mind of first degree murder. And he was also convicted of brutal American racism. Again, I come back to this point. These things were not alleged.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
And just as I think that it is very important that President Trump, for example, pardoned pro-lifers because the image in the public mind that has been created by the legacy media for decades on end is that pro-lifers are violently protesting outside abortion clinics and therefore they have to be arrested. That's not true. And so I think the pardon is important.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Case To Pardon Derek Chauvin ft. Ben Shapiro
Or the reason I think that it was important for President Trump, even if I disagree with him on some of the pardons on January 6th, to pardon nonviolent people on January 6th is because it is important to re-examine narratives if the narratives are overdrawn. trial and that the major railroading that went on here was not just a railroading of Derek Chauvin.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
Right. We've seen the numbers drop from the last month Biden administration by two thirds just through January. And now it's down by another two thirds to for February eight thousand three hundred and twenty six illegal crossings of apprehensions. All of those people have been detained and expelled or are being expelled right now. None of them are being released.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
That number, according to Mike Banks, the new chief of Border Patrol, is the lowest number in U.S. recorded history. Just to give you an idea, 8,000 may sound like a lot to the uninitiated, but in December of 2023, which was the height of the whole thing, if you include the parolees that they were letting fly in and cross in over the land ports, plus illegal immigrants, it was close to 400,000.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
So that's the night and day. I mean, that's kind of a norm, an unbelievable norm, 8,000 a day. I hope that they can maintain that. If they do, we'll have the lowest year of illegal immigration on record.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
That's right. The typical day was seven to eight thousand a day. But that ranged up to fourteen thousand a day. Very often we had nine, ten, twelve thousand a day. It was just an absolute torrent of humanity. And the reason is simply, I know you know this, but we were releasing most of them into the interior.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
And once word of that spreads, they're willing to lay down their smuggling fee money and gamble that they're going to get into. All that was ever necessary here. We didn't need some big Senate bill. Senate bill, the Lankford Senate bill. Remember the Harris campaign?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
Oh, root causes. We have to fix the root causes of immigration. We've got to do a Marshall Plan in Central America. We have to have comprehensive immigration reform that's going to take years and complex bipartisan deals and all that kind of stuff. No, all that was ever needed was a push of a button, which is follow the law as it exists.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
Detention, expulsion, deportation proceedings, no catch and release. That's all that was ever needed. It took all of one hour on inauguration day to close the southern border or to get it as close to operationally secure as I think we can ever really hope to get it. The operational secure border is zero. So if you just have 200 or 300 a day coming in, I mean, that's pretty good. Take it.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
That's a win. The issue there is that we let America think that there was some big complicated thing going on, that we're just victims. We have to just curl up in a fetal position and take the beating because that's just the way the world is. It never was that. It never was that. All that was ever needed was detention, deportation, expulsion, no catch and release, period. End of story. It's over.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
Now, having said that. and probably at the cost of my book sales, whatever it is, the truth, that we can't let off the gas because Trump, the policies that he's put in place, those policies which are in line with the law, the law requires those things, have to be maintained rigorously. You can't make exceptions. It has to be evenly applied globally.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
border length or the duration, or they will reverse. It will come back. But right now, you're seeing reverse migration. You're seeing in the Darien Gap, which I visited in August, there were thousands of people all around me moving north in the transition period when Biden was still in office. They're reversing. They're going back the other way.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
Thousands moving from Mexico back through Panama and then back around to Colombia and going home to supposedly very dangerous countries that we had to give them refuge from, sanctuary and asylum from. They're returning to those countries in large numbers. So this is really extraordinary. I want to say one other thing that we're not done. The Trump administration is just at the beginning.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
They have to hermetically close that border. They got to stop the bleeding first. Then they've got a big cleanup in the interior. We have 10, 12 million. Nobody really knows how many came in over the last four years. And that's where the Trump administration is gearing up. and infrastructure right now. And then there's the cartels. That's part of the policy and fentanyl trafficking.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
So the whole three-part program isn't over yet. It's just that the first part, the most important part maybe, is that the blood is stopped.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
Right. This is definitely lower than even the first term. The big change was to bring the Mexican military on board. They used that 25% trade tariff cudgel, sledgehammer. If you don't put out down there, Mexico, we're going to put your economy in recession inside of a month or two. with these trade tariffs.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
So they put out 10,000 troops that are turning anybody that they catch back down into Southern Mexico and even doing their own deportations from Southern Mexico to home countries. The Trump administration did that in the first, in 1.0, but they did it much later in the administration. Now they did it first. And using the cudgel of a trade sanction. So that was huge.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
And the other thing is that we're using something called 212F, which is an instant expulsion authority that's clearly spelled out in current law, the INA 212F, go Google it, look it up. There's been some litigation with it, but it allows the president to instantly expel all comers without providing asylum.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
Now, they expected there'd be some litigation, so they put in behind it, remain in Mexico, which also allows quick expulsions. You can claim asylum, but you have to wait in Mexico. You don't get released. That's a huge, that's the big thing. That has been vetted all the way to the Supreme Court from Trump 1.0. So that's ready to go, too. They've got multi-layered architecture in there.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
They put far more military personnel down there for spotting to be able to fill gaps and to hold, you know, to be in places where Border Patrol isn't. And that's making an impact. But another big impact is the fact that since they're not releasing everybody that comes to the border, they don't need Border Patrol to process them in.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
So they're out there catching illegal immigrants and detaining them instead of doing babysitting and providing baby formula and food and water while they process people into the interior. Everything's different. than the first time. They definitely learned a lot from 1.0 on how to shut that border down.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
That's correct. And that wall will be built. They're already getting it, getting things ginned up for that. That will be built, too. So all of those things are, you know, they can't be litigated. They were litigated. Almost all their policies were frozen and neutralized.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
during the beginning of Trump 1.0, as soon as the world found out that Trump wasn't actually doing the things that he promised in 1.0, they came in massive waves. We had like 900,000, almost a million family units cross in, and Trump couldn't really do anything about it because he was litigated. His hands were all tied. None of that's the case now.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
Well, the Center for Immigration Studies estimates that there's somewhere on the order of about 12 million that came in under this particular historic crisis. So those are recent arrivals. Most of them or many of them are on public welfare systems, and some of them are in sort of like a quasi-legal state of applying for different kinds of benefits.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
So there's going to be – we can't just swoop in and get everybody involved. But there are undoubtedly many millions that are completely illegal. There's at least half a million or 650,000 criminal aliens that are immediately deportable if we can lay hands on them. 1.4 million who are under final judicial orders to be removed, but that the last administration refused to ever remove anybody.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
And then you've got everybody else that haven't been – they haven't gotten in any trouble yet. They haven't been through all the appeals. There are people who are here on parole programs. So all different categories. Plenty of work to do to be able – look at it this way. It's like a – Category 9 hurricane just raked the country for four years back and forth.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
And now you've got this mammoth cleanup to do. And it's not going to be easy. It's going to be expensive. And it's going to take phases to do the mass deportations. And one of the key problems, challenges, is that the Biden administration systematically dismantled the detention...
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
deportation machine uh and there's parts laying all over you know the garage basically so you have tom homan everybody's got to come in and rebuild that infrastructure to rebuild that machine and get it tuned up so chill out it's going to happen it's just going to take a little bit of time but they've moved out 50 000 criminal aliens already in a month or month and a half
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
That's 50,000 of the worst, first worst, they said, and many more like that are coming. But eventually they will expand out as they get more detention space, more officers, more of everything. There's $175 billion left.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
That request in the budget, current budget package for this kind of work, we will need to see that if they want to get the infrastructure back to where it was before Biden wrecked it.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
It's being settled. The problem is that we call it sanctuary policy. These are sanctuary cities. I don't really like that term. The term sort of papers over what it's really at root about. At root, what sanctuary policy is about is that local police chiefs, sheriffs, prison officials,
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
won't simply call ICE, pick up the phone and call ICE and let them know when a criminal alien is about to be released so that ICE can be right there to pick them up and they don't enjoy one moment of freedom. And then we deport them. They won't do that simple thing. Well, that is mostly the category of immigrants that you're talking about there are criminals and
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
Why any mayor or police chief or sheriff anywhere in the world would be down with that to inflict those kinds of illegal aliens on their own people? I'll never understand as long as I live, but they're doing that. That makes ICE officers have to go track them down at their homes or in their workplaces or whatever. And it's an officer safety issue. It's not easy to catch them.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
You're going to find all kinds of other illegal aliens around them that aren't criminals that have to be swept up as well. It's not efficient and it's not safe. And I think what the Trump administration is endeavoring to do is to withdraw federal funding. from sanctuary jurisdictions until they play ball. And why wouldn't you want to play ball on something like that? Why wouldn't you?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
That's what I like to hear.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
Hey, Charlie. I'm also from Chicago.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
Evanston.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
And I just wanted to ask you, because I'm a big Catholic, I wanted to ask you how important do you think religion is in this day and age?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
Yeah. So I see that you really do try to push religion. You're a Christian, right? Yeah, I am a Christian.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
Yeah. Okay. Well, I just wanted to ask that and thank you for... You voting for Trump? Of course.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
All right. Quick question. Who do you have tonight? Ravens or Chiefs?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
Well, hold on.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
One, I need you to kind of inform me on something. One thing I see a lot when it comes to just the Republican media and stuff is anti-DEI legislature, especially in schools and stuff. I don't know too much about that. So before I ask my question, potentially disagree, can you just tell me...
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
Yeah, it does. OK, so like where I kind of come from, I'm a doctoral student in the School of Education. What I kind of want to look at is MENA students in higher education, how they experience MENA, Middle Eastern, North African students, how they experience acculturation and stuff, because I think it's more nuanced or not more.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
It's just it's different from how Asian-American students, black students, how they may experience. Assimilation, acculturation. I'm curious, like, is that something that individuals or your side of the political realm, are you against that kind of research, you know?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
That would be specifically my research, but no, not how they're mistreated. Okay, I misheard that. Simply like... the sociological and psychological mechanisms behind how they assimilate. Yeah, I'm not that interested in that. Okay, so you wouldn't call that DEI, like woke research?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
Medicine?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
No, no, no.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
Oh, no, no.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
Only from Iran.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
May I kind of come back? Please. So I agree with what you just said, actually. But to just reinforce why I think the work is important, at least for me, like when I read the literature and when I like see the impacts, it's simply just like give me an example. More people graduate, more people succeed in their classes, more people might persist from an undergraduate program to a graduate program.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
And like evidence shows that that kind of work and the policies that come into place from that kind of work helps with that. You got to tell me what is the work? Say that again. Sorry.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
Like the type of research that I'm talking about in terms of researching student affairs, different programs, different resources that we give to students like recreation and well-being. That would be an example of a resource.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
Cool. Thank you. All right. Thank you.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
All right.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Blow Up The Food Pyramid: Charlie at the University of Wisconsin-Madison
All right, thank you.
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Well, look, you know, the big MAGA Republican event that's taking place over the next few days in Phoenix, Arizona, is called AmFest or American Fest. And Donald Trump's going to be speaking there and Trump's family is going to be speaking there. The oligarchs are going to be speaking there.
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MAGA Mike Johnson was supposed to speak there, but MAGA Mike Johnson has now pulled out and canceled his appearance because he knows that he is now hated by MAGA. And why is he hated?
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The same reason they hated Kevin McCarthy, because at a very bare minimum, he put forward this bill that says that the government should not be shut down, turning America into kind of this cataclysmic condition right before Christmas. And that is something – and he double-crossed Elon even though – I mean Maga Mike was probably caught off guard.
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Maga Mike is probably like, dude, what are we talking about here? Like we all agreed to this. This is our Republican bill and now all of a sudden Elon Musk is like tweeting and then torching this like this is what I have to do. It goes back to what we said about Kevin McCarthy, which is –
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You may have a position that looks like it's powerful, but you have zero power to exercise if you don't have free will and you're controlled by basically social media troll accounts that Elon Musk and Donald Trump throw your way. So Mike Johnson now is getting all of these comments from – These MAGA influencers like Laura Loomer cowered.
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Savannah Hernandez, he didn't want to get booed by thousands of people. Robert Bortens, maybe he shouldn't have tried to betray the movement with his budget. Somebody felt the heat. AmFest should not invite people who suck. This isn't a new revelation when it comes to Johnson.
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Now, the interesting question, Brett and Jordy, will be, it doesn't seem like MAGA Mike Johnson's going to keep his speakership. We should do the graphic analysis. of the lettuce and MAGA Mike Johnson to see who's going to last longer.
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The question becomes is when MAGA Mike cannot get the votes necessary to become the speaker, which at this point, do you think he's going to get them? I don't think so. You need to have a speaker of the house to gavel in the new congress so you can count the electoral votes on January 6th and go through the certification of the election.
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So what happens when they fire Maga Mike Johnson, there's no speaker on January 6th and Will they be able to certify the election? Will there just be kind of total chaos that's been caused? And let me kind of let you ponder this thought right here. So Donald Trump obviously interrupted, breached,
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caused irreparable harm, was involved in an insurrection regarding the transition to President Biden, right? Didn't participate in the transition at all, didn't show up at the inauguration. By the way, I asked President Biden about that. I'll show some of those clips when we come back from our first quick break. So Trump screwed up that transition intentionally, recklessly, and maliciously.
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Now, President Biden wants to make a smooth transition to Donald Trump because President Biden believes, even though he thinks Donald Trump's a threat, and you may agree or disagree with President Biden, that's what we do in this country. We act like adults. We hand it off in a way that empowers someone to be successful. What they choose to do with it is on them.
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But Biden told me, and I'll show you the clip, President Biden said, look, Because that's what we do as American leaders. That's what the president's supposed to do. I'm carrying out my duty. But think about this. Trump now is interfering with the transition to himself by getting involved in these efforts and telling MAGA Republicans to shut down the government and to cause and create chaos
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in a smooth transition that should go smoothly to him, even though I'm sure the pro-democracy community is upset that there's a transition going to him, but it is what it is. Think about that and think about what a chaos agent he already is. And my overall philosophy and thesis here, though, is very quickly on day one,
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I think as corporate media has lost its power, as independent media like us are out there, we're showing the clips. We're telling the truth, right? We're being relentless. I think people are going to look at day one and say, wait a minute. You said you were going to stop the war against Ukraine, Russia's unlawful invasion on day one. That didn't happen. Wait a minute.
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You said that you were going to lower gas prices at the price of eggs and all these things on day one and fix inflation. Wait a minute. It's going up. Wait a minute. The latest jobs report shows that jobs are decreasing. Wait a minute. The price of other goods are not going down. Wait a minute.
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Elon Musk and all these billionaires are riding on their fancy yachts and wait a minute, you're out there doing these tax cuts for billions? Just think about this scene right here and I'll try to find the photo.
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Remember that scene where they passed those tax cuts for the billionaires and it was like all white dudes who were like kind of clapping back in 2017 when they gave that massive handout to billionaires, which lead it to $8 trillion of debt among other things. And that's kind of put us in a position where right now, just think about that scene.
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when they try to recreate it in this current environment right now where he's not able to ride on President Obama's coattails for the years that he was when he got there. Just think about what the American people are going to do when he does that. I think right away the American people are going to be absolutely pissed at this.
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Bye bye, MAGA Mike Johnson. Is MAGA Mike Johnson on the verge of losing his speakership? Is he about to be fired despite sucking up to Elon Musk and Donald Trump in Trump's private jet and at the UFC fights? They look so good in the photographs together. But now MAGA Mike Johnson tried to keep government open and not have a catastrophic shutdown.
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I think we're going to see some of the lowest approval ratings of all times. And I think once we start with these hearings of the cabinet members, people are going to be like – a lot of people aren't paying attention right now. I wish more people were. I know you are. We're out there educating people. Who – Tulsi, Hexeth, more polio? What in the world? Brett, I want you to talk about that.
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I want to take our first quick break of the show. When we come back, we're going to talk about that President Biden interview. We'll talk more about what we were just saying about the continuing resolution.
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talk economy talk holidays talk might as mighty um remind everybody patreon.com slash midas touch p-a-t-r-e-o-n dot com slash midas touch um we should do a zoom meeting where where you can all ask us questions about what it was like being at the white house and all of that i love that Patrons, we're so fortunate for you. And it helps grow this platform. Patreon.com slash Midas Touch.
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Join it now if you can. We'll be right back after our first quick break. We wanna share an important message from our sponsor, Americans United for Separation of Church and State. If you care about abortion rights, LGBTQ plus rights, rejecting school voucher schemes, and fighting censorship, then guess what? You care about the separation of church and state.
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We know what we're up against in the next four years will mean managing the onslaught of attacks from Christian nationalists and right wing extremists attempting to force us all to live by their narrow beliefs. Backed by billion dollar shadow networks, this vocal minority is pushing their anti-democratic agenda everywhere. But here's the thing, You can make a difference.
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I always get asked, Ben, what can we do to make a difference? Here's one thing. Join Americans United. They've been through this before and they will never stop fighting to make sure all of us can be who we are, not who Christian nationalists want us to become. In a country divided, they are Americans United. Join them. Join the fight, go to au.org slash Midas.
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That's the letter A, the letter U, .org slash Midas. One more time, au.org slash Midas, thank you.
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And don't you ever do that with Elon Musk and Donald Trump who have other intentions. We'll break down the mess concerning this continuing resolution debacle brought to you by the MAGA Republicans. The Midas Dutch Network. landed a big interview with President Biden in the West Wing of the White House.
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I just want to explain the framework of how a bill becomes a law, and then I'm gonna show you these Biden clips, because I think it's important, right? Remember the Schoolhouse Rocks videos? I just think there isn't like civics understanding at all right now, right? That there are two chambers in Congress, there's the House of Representatives, there's the Senate, They both have to pass a bill.
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It has to be reconciled so the language is agreed to by both. The bill then goes, once it's passed on the desk of the president, the president then signs it into law. Right now, the Democrats, for at least a short period of time, will continue to control the Senate. Chuck Schumer is the majority leader.
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On the other hand, the MAGA Republicans control the House of Representatives through MAGA Mike Johnson. And because MAGA Mike Johnson and the House blocks anything and everything, President Biden, who got all of his agenda done when he controlled all three chambers at the beginning of his presidency, has been unable to do that since the MAGA Republicans took over the House of Representatives.
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So the MAGAs have blocked everything from bipartisan immigration. immigration bills to other aspects that would help workers. All of that was being blocked. Heck, the House of Representatives is unable to even basically pass disaster relief. You have a lot of MAGA Republicans saying, why would we be given such by a bad impression of them? Because I'll do it again, though.
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When FEMA is out there doing this because they go and they can spread all of Donald Trump's conspiracy. So here's the thing. One of the most basic functions in the House of Representatives, because they have the power of the purse, is to put forward a budget, right? And to basically pass spending omnibus bills that deal with all of the major agencies and departments for the year.
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But they couldn't pass a budget under MAGA, Mike Johnson. So instead, they do these what are called CRs, continuing resolutions, which basically says, all right, Four more months, an extension. Six more months, an extension. Three more months, we need an extension. And it basically keeps the government just running without actually doing their job of passing a budget.
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And these MAGA Republicans like the student who the night before an exam goes, oh crap, I haven't even studied for this thing. They try to like scramble and put it all together kind of very quickly.
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And so that's what MAGA Mike Johnson was doing this week because they're out there, you know, focusing on, oh, we got to ban a transgender congresswoman from the bathroom and we got to get on Sean Hannity and we got to do all of these things. But they don't do their most basic job, which is to just pass the budget so that our government can actually run. They don't want to do that.
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So that's why we always get right to this point with Republicans. It's not a both sides issue. It's Republicans who run it this way. This was not the case with Democrats, at least in recent history. And then the Republicans run it. And then it's like, oh, my God, there's about to be a, you know, government shutdown, which could cause a recession.
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By now, I hope you watch that interview on the Midas Touch YouTube channel or listen to it on the Midas Touch audio podcast version. It was an incredible honor that we share with all of you the Midas Mighty. We will break down that interview. how it went down and our reflections of it. Also, the market's not a big fan of Donald Trump. Before today, there was a 10-day Dow Jones decline streak.
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Congress's approval rating is 25%, and it's run by the MAGAs. But because of gerrymandering, these people keep getting put into these positions because these districts are carved out in such ways that it's hard to not elect the people who are causing these problems to begin with.
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It was one of the things in my interview with President Biden that he talked about wanting to fix and dedicate his time and career to after he leaves the Oval Office, which is to try to focusing on making government function again. President Biden was there not to be like a disruptor, but to be a calm, confident, normalizing voice.
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And one of the things that President Biden told me is, look, what I want my legacy to be is that I kept my word and I did everything that I said that I was going to do. I didn't lie. I didn't exaggerate. I did the things I said I was going to do.
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i brought us out of the cataclysmic condition our country was in as a result of trump's mishandling or you could say malicious handling of covid i got us to a place where we brought inflation under control which was caused by donald trump adding eight trillion dollars of debt and we were able to you know uh be in a position where i'm handing over the country.
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I'm passing the baton in a good condition. That was my job as the president of all Americans, red state or blue state. That's what he said in the interview. Now, Donald Trump's out there already acting erratically and saying, I'm tariffing this, I'm tariffing that, I'm doing mass deportations, all these things that are frankly just very bad
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for the economy and the economy is reacting a certain way. Brett will talk about that part in a little bit. But let's talk about this Biden interview, shall we, Brett, Jordy, Midas, Mighty? Let me give you my thesis before showing you some of the clips right here. I thought it was important that I gave a tough
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interview, that I did the interview in a way that was fair, that I did it in a dignified way that was respectful of the Oval Office and President Biden's position, that I would push back appropriately where there were areas and questions that Americans were concerned about. But ultimately, my job
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I thought as the interviewer was to do a throwback to what journalism once was, which was me as the journalist shouldn't be the center of attention. I'm not trying to hog the limelight and be me, me, me. Look at me. Look at me. I asked that question. I did a good gotcha question.
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No, to me, it was to ask President Biden a series of insightful, difficult, controversial, but informative questions and listen. It's an important skill. Listen to what he was saying. He's the president of the United States and allow him to speak. And you could hear his plans, his philosophies without me interrupting.
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By the way, for those who watch my interview style with governors and congressmembers and senators, that's how my approach is in general. And I feel a sense of pride for the whole mightiest mighty in how I think we ultimately implemented that strategy and really did an insightful, informative, personal interview where you got to see the side of him.
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And I don't think really people got to see in the past four years because we allowed him or any of our subjects in an interview to speak and to talk and to explain their positions, not in sound bites, but from the heart. So that was my philosophy right there doing it.
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First time that's happened in 50 years since 1974. And that comes on the heels of Donald Trump going to the New York Stock Exchange and being asked the most softball of softball questions by business propagandist Jim Cramer. Sir, do you think American workers should invest in the stock market? Response by Trump.
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For me, which is what I'm about to say may sound counterintuitive because people go, Midas Touch, you're a political media company, but the politics itself actually does not interest me all that much. What interests me is people and politics as a tool to ultimately help people and improve people's lives.
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I think that's the construct within which we've approached our entire network, which is, is this benefiting or harming people's lives? Then to analyze why are people also voting against their seemingly, their self-interest and that of their family to help people who, in my view, so obviously are trying to hurt them? To me, politics is this help, hurt, neutral kind of calculus.
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i don't know i would be worried if there was a dip about what would happen to their money dude your entire campaign was accordion hands saying that you were going to make everything so much better even though the stock market's up more than 50 percent under president biden than you now you're talking about dips how it's going to be too hard to bring down prices meanwhile while the federal reserve lowered interest rates by 25 by 25 basis points
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Within all of that, I understand that there's For some people, help could be another person's hurt, so there's kind of compromises that ultimately need to happen. But that's kind of the framework that I view things out of. What became clear to me is that that's kind of how President Biden viewed things as well, that his ultimate focus was, what can I be doing to benefit the American people?
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um each and every day and when he would wake up and go to sleep that'd be the main thing on his mind there was never a single thought in his mind and perhaps this is one of the things that he reflected on was probably a regret that he had in a little bit because he was so selfless and never actually thought about bragging about the stock market under him or bragging about his accomplishments or putting his name on american recovery act checks
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His main focus was always, did I help the people? And that allowed a void to be filled, I think he recognizes, from the right wing to undercut his accomplishments and to overlay them with disinformation and to act like the ability to recover was— part of a problem when that problem was ultimately created by Donald Trump. But I'll show you those clips.
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I want to hear Brett chat more on the economy. Let's take our last quick break.
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They said that their intention to cut more of interest rates in 2025 is probably not going to happen thanks to the inflationary policies that Donald Trump is promising. Also, it is promising that Democrats look like they are punching back.
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Brett, I asked President Biden, what will you do when Donald Trump starts to take credit for your programs? Infrastructure Act projects will start to be or continue to start popping up across the country. The Medicare prescription drug price cap at $2,000 a year for seniors, that kicks in in 2025. Watch his response to this question. Let's play it.
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What are you going to do when the other guy goes out there bragging about accomplishments under you? The Medicare $2,000 cap is going to kick in in 2025. He's going to be out there saying, I did this. How is that going to make you feel when that happens?
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and finding their message calling out the oligarchy of Elon Musk and all of these Republican billionaires who are trying to plunder and pillage from we the people. We the people here at the Midas Touch Network are thrilled to fight on the front lines with you for our democracy. I'm Ben Myselish joined by Brett and Jordy. How you guys doing?
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I mean, you listen to his answer, thoughtful, detailed facts, helping out all Americans regardless whether you're a red state or blue state. There's no drama. He wasn't saying, me, me, me, me, me. I alone can fix it. I can do this. I can do that. He talked about empowering the people and I thought that was a special moment.
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I asked President Biden when history is told, what do you want your legacy to be? Watch this clip.
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When history is all told, how do you want to be remembered? What do you want your legacy to be?
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I mean, I want everybody to go and watch the full interview. It's on our YouTube channel. It's the main video on our YouTube channel. Watch it. Please share it with as many people as you can. It's one of the best ways you can help grow this platform. It's the best way.
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know look we don't have outside investors we're not run by all we have zero outside investors just think about that okay corporate media didn't get that interview we got that interview with no outside investors so you know sometimes i'll be like hey if you can join patreon.com might as touch that goes a long way because i'm competing we're competing against entities that are
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make like $15 billion a year and we're beating them. So, you know, part of me is like, all right, I got to stay scrappy and make sure that I'm growing this platform. And I don't love saying go to patreon.com slash Midas Touch, go to the Midas Touch sub stack as well. You know, check us out at MidasPlus.com. You know, look, I have to figure out creative ways to be scrappy here.
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So that's why I say all of those things. And by the way, The great thing of MidasPlus.com as well though, Ron Filipkowski, our editor-in-chief, does these daily reviews of everything that happens in the day. It's quite literally the best recap of everything. And I've heard from so many journalists who are like, that's where I get my news from. I go to MidasPlus.com. So check that out as well.
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But I digress. The point that I'm making though is share that Biden interview with everybody in your family. Whether they're MAGA people, they don't give a crap about politics, whether they're ultra into politics, whatever. Just thinking, you do me a favor and watch this 30 minutes. It's the perfect intro for people to learn about the Midas Touch Network, and that's the best way that you can help.
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Brett, let me turn to you, though, for a second, because you heard President Biden saying, look, I kept my word. I made sure that I ran this thing with dignity. I wanted to respect people with what I said. I always wanted to be honest with them. On the other hand, you have Donald Trump making all of these promises that he's going to lower prices. He's going to do all of these things.
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And now he's going back on their prices and it's having an economic impact. Brett, why don't you talk about it?
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It's why I really – so important to me to handle that interview ultimately the way it was done and that we don't just talk the talk on the show but actually walk the walk because that interview with President Biden is my overall vision, our overall vision for actually what
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reporting should look like right it was uninterrupted i didn't like uh you know go for these like gotcha moments but i pressed him on areas that i thought were were tough um i um gave him an opportunity to explain his philosophy on things and you got to hear and have a clear picture of somebody.
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Now, you may have disagreed with things, you may have agreed with things about what he said, but we got to hear him speak and going back to my philosophy before, I hate the horse race coverage of politics. I really don't want it to be like that because it treats all of this like a game. Then I think when people think that it's all a game as well,
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and they buy into the gamification of it, they don't even realize that they're stepping into the very trap that the billionaire oligarchy is setting for them by choosing a team and then focusing on screwing over the other team but thereby also screwing over themselves.
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And so I want us to look analytically and critically at these interviews and to really get a broader sense of what's going on there and how things ultimately you know, should be.
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It was the first time I left my baby girl, Ximena, since she was born and left the state. But as I was doing it, I wanted to leave. For Ximena, who's unfortunately going to be growing up the first four years of her life with the other guy, as I referred to him in the interview, in that position, or Jordi's kid, or all of your kids and grandkids out there, I want them to have this.
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And I want to remind them of these values that we had somebody in the office who represented decency, compassion, and was always putting the American people above himself. And was he perfect always? Absolutely not. But was the North Star always in the direction of the people? Absolutely. And I think that's what you leave the interview.
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Well, I think that everything we did here and how we built this community brick by brick allowed that interview to just kind of feel very natural. Even though I was the one in the room, I felt you and Jordy by my side. I felt the Midas Mighty were there with me. And then I felt we were all there together. And frankly, it's that... philosophical framework that I didn't feel nervous.
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I felt very comfortable in that moment. I felt, honestly, it's where not I should be. I felt it's where the Midas mighty should be getting answers at the highest level and creating this platform. And so I think that it was because of this journey together that actually made it all feel like it felt right. It felt like I felt that we were the right people to do it.
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I felt that there was a great deal of trust placed in us to lead with the values that we built this network on. And I was confident because I know about the values of this network. how the interview was ultimately going to go. We were always well prepared, we're always well researched, and we always executed.
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I'll tell you to show you a little bit of vulnerability after the interview as we were waiting to post it. That's when I got a little bit nervous and I was hoping that I just wanted to make sure that I made the community proud. And that's the part about me. I'm like, oh, I hope they like this. I hope that, and I knew they would, but you just never know.
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And I was like, that was the part of me probably a half hour before we released it when I started feeling a little bit of butterflies was I just hope everybody felt that I gave everything I could and I channeled the community. So that's how I felt about it. To that point, we're doing a whole other hot take about how the Republicans torpedoed their own continuing resolution.
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So I want to devote 15 more minutes to that. But I wanted to talk about these other issues here on this show because, again, I thought this show reflecting on the interview is more about that than – Republicans and Donald Trump killed their own bill. I'll do a whole hot take on that. Don't worry. Check the YouTube channel and watch that. But thank you, Midas Mighty.
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This isn't possible without you. We're grateful for you. Share more about this network with more people. Let's keep on growing it. Thank you all so very much. Jordy, I'll let you take it away.
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Jordy, that pronunciation of Bezos' last name, do you go Bezos because the billionaire oligarchy stings or that's what you're doing? You're doing that intentionally.
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Just double checking. By the way, as Carl Quintanilla points out, there's a lot of rushing, stockpiling, and scrambling going on. It seems every time you pull up the Wall Street Journal right now, you get headlines like this all of a sudden, right?
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They went from the stock market setting record highs, job reports exceeding expectations under President Biden, and now the Wall Street Journal and all of these right-wing publications that were all in on Trump. They're all publishing this now. Americans are stockpiling to get ahead of tariffs. Here's another headline. American companies are stocking up to get ahead of Trump's China tariffs.
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Here's another one. Americans rush to buy cars and appliances before Trump's new tariffs. Like y'all realize it didn't have to be this way. Like you didn't have to go into stockpile, destroy yourselves mode. You know, we could have rode this one out. a few more years with President Biden, like y'all realize that, right?
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But meanwhile, nothing is saying though, man of the people, while Americans are getting worried now and rightfully so about higher prices than Elon Musk making hundreds or what is it? Thousands of posts on the social media platform that he owns and basically amplifies himself and just other voices he agrees with.
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There he is with a samurai sword in front of a bill that would keep the government open with the headline, kill the bill. That's right. Nothing says man of the people like imposing suffering on federal employees. That trickles down to the rest of us because government shutdowns can be very costly and very expensive. In fact, Elon Musk has been saying,
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Nothing, no bills should be passed by Congress. Nothing until January 20th when Donald Trump takes office. He reiterates none. And he says that basically the government should stay just shut down until Trump takes over. That doesn't sound too efficient to me. Isn't the whole thing that Doge is supposed to be government efficiency?
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Me thinks that's subterfuge for perhaps other intentions right here. I'll talk in a little bit more detail about this whole continuing resolution fight. I'll break it down in a way that you can understand what the hell we're all talking about. But now the main thing
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that Trump and Musk seem to be asking for, or at least Donald Trump with this whole fight that they've manufactured, is to, wait for it, get rid of the debt ceiling forever so that Donald Trump can increase the debt to any level without hitting a so-called debt ceiling. Wouldn't you think that the whole concept of less debt, lower government spending, wasn't that their whole shtick that
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You'd want to lower the ceiling or take away the spending. No, that's not what they want because it's all BS. But I'll break that down in just a moment.
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Well, that's actually Elon Musk's direct statement. He said that Americans need to suffer economic hardship, at least on a temporary basis, in order for him to put forward the vision that he says everybody will benefit when his vision is enacted, but there needs to be immediate suffering. Donald Trump's
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Top trade representative is talking about immediate pain and suffering that needs to be inflicted on the American people when there is a decoupling from China. So they're talking about causing a lot of pain to the people. And the very first things that they target are programs that like help people, right?
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Like the things they target are veterans benefits and then you have all of these, I put it in quotes, thought pieces that are out there from all of these financial magazines saying these military veterans get these lavish benefits. I mean, what are you talking about? Like that double amputees can get massages? Oh, the lavish benefits. benefits that they're getting.
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People who served our country valiantly are being paid for the rest of their life because they're unable to walk or they have PTSD and they are unable to function or whatever their disability is. Their disability ratings are way too high, they argue. I mean, just think about with this continuing resolution bill, what they went back and cut and what they put back in, right?
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Republicans cut, for example, a $190 million for pediatric cancer research. from the funding bill they go that's wasteful but then when it comes to u.s outbound investment in china bans um and limitations they go no no no no put that back in we need to have the u.s outbound investment in china but let's get rid of the pediatric cancer research and
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No guarantees, Donald Trump tells Time Magazine. He was asked a similar question on Meet the Press by Kristen Welker. So are you going to lower prices? Day one, I can't guarantee you anything. I don't control that. That's outside of my control. It's hard. He goes, it's very hard to take down the price. Just let's read this answer.
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Donald Trump is uniting the world against the United States. They're like just mocking us right now. President Macron of France and Prime Minister Tusk of Poland mocking Donald Trump's handshake and posting about it. Prime Minister Tusk says handshakes with Donalds are usually quite a challenge as they mock Donald Trump's handshake. Also,
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from time magazine you all know i don't show donald trump audio or video clips let me just read it to you this is the question from time magazine to donald trump if the prices of groceries don't come down will your presidency be a failure answer i don't think so just pause there just think about that i don't think so
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that was the whole premise that everybody said why trump won the election because he guaranteed i guarantee you on day one the prices are all gonna go down and everyone said look despite all of these metrics that show president biden led one of the if not the most successful presidency in like american history the fact that he didn't overnight solve inflation caused by donald trump
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mishandling of covid trump's destruction of supply lines trump added eight trillion dollars of debt the most in american history because president biden couldn't fix all of that until like year three when biden's policies finally started to kick in people said did it matter what the stock market did it didn't matter unemployment was at record lows it didn't matter biden created 16.1 million jobs it didn't matter the infrastructure act the pact act the inflation reduction act
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The Chips Act bringing the semiconductor industry back to the United States. Record low crime. None of that matter, people said, because Biden didn't effectively manage inflation caused by Donald Trump, which Biden managed to do better than any other country in the entire world by multiples of any country under the entire world. And while Trump's plans
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Every economist who has any shred of credibility says if you tariff, if you do bloody mass deportations, if you do all of these things, it's going to increase inflation, not decrease. But people say that's why Biden didn't win. That's why Harris ultimately lost. And Trump goes, pull it back up again. Let me read it for everybody.
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Pull it up. If the prices of groceries don't come down, will your presidency be a failure? Answer, I don't think so. Look, they got them up. I'd like to bring them down. It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard. but I think they will. I think that energy is going to bring them down. I think a better supply chain is going to bring them down.
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You know, the supply chain is still broken. It's broken. You see it? You go out to the docks and you see all these containers. And I own property in California, in Palos Verdes. They're very nice. And I passed the docks. I've been doing it for 20 years. Never seen anything like it. You know, for 17 years, I saw containers, you know, they'd come off and they'd be taken away.
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Big areas, you know, you know, in that area, you know, you know, where they have the big, the big ships coming in big, the port. And I'd see this for years as I was out there inspecting property and things because they own a lot in California, in addition to just being a completely incoherent answer.
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Speaking about mocking, mocking the American people's intelligence, the MAGA Republicans, remember that informant that they talked about with all those FBI forms and that they were going to impeach President Biden based on this informant that they used? Well, that informant has now pled guilty to lying to the FBI.
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Well, look, Donald Trump's incoming press secretary, Caroline Leavitt, she said today the press has been telling her off the record, which she clearly doesn't know off the record by saying it on the record. She goes, the press has been telling her off the record how happy they are to get the access back. that they always wanted, right? Now they get to report on, oh, Don Jr.
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's ex-fiance, Kimberly Guilfoyle gets kicked to the curb. And now she gets to become the ambassador of Greece. And now he's got Bettina, a socialite girlfriend, and Donald Trump's daughter, Ivanka's father-in-law, a convicted felon who set up his own brother-in-law with a prostitute and showed it to his own sister, Charles Kushner. He becomes the ambassador of France.
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Ooh, and then you have Tiffany's father-in-law becomes the head of Middle East policy. The drama. Oh my God, everybody. Look, we don't want drama. I want stability, normalcy. I want stable leadership right here. I don't want this chaos and craziness. And it's absolutely, utterly ridiculous.
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By the way, before we go to our first commercial break, Brett, pull up this graphic right here from the stock market if we haven't. Donald Trump rung the bell today, right? So I like that. We covered Donald Trump's face with a cloud emoji right here. So just think about it. Trump goes to Wall Street. You almost wouldn't even know, right? Like it works. To ring the bell.
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Time magazine gave him person of the year, the biggest propaganda moment for him, right? So you would expect with the biggest propaganda moment, the stock market would go up. At least one of the indexes would go up, right? The Dow closed down 234, the S&P closed down $32, and the NASDAQ closed down $132. And so that was Trump at the stock market today.
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lying on all of those forms in a normal judicial system that would make the MAGA Republicans who elevated this guy criminal co-conspirators and criminal co-defendants. But we'll break that all down. But yes, they relied on quite literally someone who now admitted to lying and committing felonies with the MAGA Republicans. Well, does it shock you?
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But all of this corporate media fetishizing of authoritarianism Ooh, Barron's a ladies' man at NYU. Ooh, Donald Trump, powerful handshake. What a power move. He looked like a freaking fool. What human being shakes a freaking hand the way he shook Macron's hand? We look like clowns, and that's why they're mocking him. You know who's in an echo chamber?
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Our corporate media here, they freaking crave fascism. because they are run by their corporate overlords as well who are part of this oligarchy right here that's trying to exploit we the people that's trying to screw you over but here's the thing going back to the point i was making earlier when you start flaunting it like that
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When you start going out there, hey, billionaires, you want to dump toxic chemicals on the on the people who will give you whatever, you know, businesses to run. They need customers. If you're going to kill your customers, piss off your customers, if you're going to screw the people that needs to be called out.
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And by the way, our our equivalent of page one here on the Midas Touch Network is that Donald Trump already breaking his promises. Already saying he's not going to lower prices. Donald Trump saying that there's nothing that he can do, you know, to he doesn't have a health care plan. All of the lies should be called out powerfully, not just on day one, but right now.
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We've got a lot more to discuss. Let's take our first quick break of the show.
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I mean, right now, MAGA Republicans are refusing to pass disaster relief supplemental spending. That's how they want to stick it to Biden and the Dems by not passing disaster relief. for the hurricanes that have recently caused significant harm to areas on the East Coast.
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Thank you to our pro-democracy sponsors right there. They help fund this programming and some great products as well. So the discount code is in the description below, Brett. Great ad reads there. You know, they say when it comes to fascism, don't obey in advance. I like to just shorten that and just say, don't obey.
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But let's face it, when it comes to the corporate oligarchy here in the United States, whether it's billionaires like Jeff Bezos or whether it's billionaires like Mark Zuckerberg, it's not so much obeying as I think putting their mask off and revealing who they've always been. all along. We learned that Mark Zuckerberg is going to be giving a million dollars to Donald Trump's inauguration.
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And we just learned earlier today, before shooting this podcast, that Amazon, that Jeff Bezos, who is so excited about all the deregulation that Donald Trump's going to bring, is also giving $1 million to Donald Trump's inauguration. made it so difficult for Jeff Bezos.
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Well, look, Brett, as Americans are suffering, as these billionaires are buying up and commoditizing housing. You look at these billionaires who've bought 93,000 homes, 150,000 homes. 300,000 homes and they buy them up, they decrease the supply to increase the price, make it unaffordable for people to live the American dream.
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Housing in short supply as people are struggling to afford an education as, let's face it, prices are rising. Prices are high and voters made their voices very clear, even though it seems that they were completely hoodwinked by Donald Trump and all of the MAGA Republicans. I think the word seems is doing a lot of work there. But Brett, you know what voters and Midas Mighty are very angry about.
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You know, one of the biggest threats they worry about, of course, It's the free tax filing service by the IRS. That is a massive threat of government encroachment. So as the MAGA Republicans talk about what are on their top priorities, yes, it's attacking Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, veterans health benefits. Yeah.
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Also, they have not been able to pass a budget and we're what, another seven days away from a government shutdown unless they pass a CR, a continuing resolution since they've been unable to pass a budget, their most basic job. Also, speaking about doing your most basic job, Donald Trump's now giving all of these interviews like he did this weekend on Meet the Press.
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Don't worry about the fact that these billionaires are amassing massive net worths. MAGA Republicans Adrian Smith and Chuck Edwards, Congress members, they wrote Donald Trump a letter urging him terminate the IRS's new free tax filing service, otherwise known as Direct File, on day one through an executive order. 27 other MAGA Republicans signed on to it.
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This is after Intuit, the owner of TurboTax, lobbied for the free filing system to be eliminated, viewing it as a threat to their business model. But one of the reasons I want to even talk about this though, is it's a perfect example of where Democrats came in addressed a situation by having an IRS commissioner who made government work for the people, right?
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If you had to call the IRS for figuring things out, for most Americans, they love it. The wait time, I mean, no one loves paying taxes, let's face it, but the taxes exist. We live in a system though where people have lots of issues with the IRS. So President Biden tried to make it more efficient. The cost, The wait times for the IRS are down.
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They use modern technology to have a free tax filing system to make filing taxes easier and less stressful. But here's what the MAGA Republicans are focusing on. And just listen to their language that they use here. Dear President-elect Trump, we write to urge you to take immediate action
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including but not limited to a day one executive order to end the Internal Revenue Services unauthorized and wasteful direct file pilot program. The program's creation and ongoing expansion pose a threat The taxpayer's freedom from government overreach and its rollout and structural flaws have already come at a steep price.
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As you know, during the last tax year, the IRS rolled out its direct file pilot program in 12 states through which taxpayers file their taxes directly to the IRS instead of through a trusted accountant or reputable third party preparation service. Under the guise of offering a convenient, free-to-file alternative preparation service, the IRS asserts itself as the tax assessor
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Elector, preparer, and enforcer all in one when the program is used. This is a deeply concerning and clear conflict of interest. And it goes on and it's very long about the severe threats. This is government data. It's worse. I mean, meanwhile, the MAGA Republicans are okay with AR-15s in front of school, right? Meanwhile, the MAGA Republicans are okay taking away your healthcare.
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Meanwhile, the MAGA Republicans... are refusing right now to pass supplemental disaster relief for the recent hurricanes. It's just another way to stick it to President Biden, right? You don't pass the supplement. They view passing hurricane supplemental relief as being wasteful. The MAGA Republicans have not passed a budget. I just want you to think about
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The last three years, it hasn't been deja vu. It's been real. Remember the MAGA Republicans, since they get into power, they refused to raise the debt ceiling and President Biden had to negotiate that or else we would have been in a Great Depression. Remember the drama, even though Donald Trump had the debt ceiling raised over, MAGA Republicans refused to do it.
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Biden had to like cut a deal to do something just to keep the country alive. And then what MAGA Republicans do, what Trump always does, break the deal, don't pass the budget. Then we had to have continuing resolution after continuing resolution. We'd go to like the day where we were all about to suffer
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He gave one for Time magazine where he's like, What are you talking about? I never promised that I was going to lower prices. What are you talking about? I can't control the prices. I'm not going to guarantee anything there. I don't think prices have anything to do with my presidency at all.
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And then we'd pass some continuing resolution and then Republicans would like take a continuing resolution and divide it into like five pieces and do like a divided continuing resolution to act like things were happening. But then they would like separate the National Defense Authorization Act with another one. And then they'd all be all over the place. And then they wouldn't.
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And then here we are, Brett. We're like, what? We're 10 days away from a new government shutdown. There's been like, what, three close calls of shutdowns. the failure to raise the debt ceiling, not passing supplemental. And here's the thing, not passing disaster supplemental. But here's the thing, Brett, none of this is talked about on news.
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Like, yeah, I'm sure on New York Times page 12 that's on it. I'm sure Washington Post page eight. I'm sure it's never on cable news where they actually give this any maybe it's 2% of their coverage. But this stuff, people don't know about what Republicans are doing. So they just feel it's all screwed up, everything's messed up. And then Republicans exploit that disparity in information.
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Also, he's still going out and saying that he doesn't have a health care plan but wants to repeal Obamacare. But he's got concepts of a plan. And we should just contrast that with President Biden, who not only had plans, actual plans, not concept plans, but those plans delivered for the American people. Think about it.
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There's going to be I think kind of these key events. You do a tariff war with China and now all of a sudden the new iPhone doesn't get delivered. I know it's something so superficial like that, but kind of these are the times, right? Like an iPhone will start costing like $10,000 or something like that because the factory in China gets shut down.
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is a retaliatory act for the trade war, or we get a lot of resources from Canada, energy imported from Canada. What happens when they cut that off in retaliation? What happens when you do these bloody mass deportations and there's nobody to work the fields if Trump's going to do that on day one? What about the mere threat of doing workplace raids shuts down the productivity?
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And when inflation starts creeping up, What about when H5N1 could potentially become a more widespread contagion as RFK Jr. doesn't take the health measures because he believes that raw milk is the greatest thing since raw sliced cheese or 10-day-old sliced cheese that's rotten, and then people are getting sick You know, America is a pressure cooker right now caused by Donald Trump's policies.
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One of the big mistakes, and I don't wanna do the post-mortem thing now though, is that the Kamala Harris campaign was focused so much on turn the page, move forward, Americans were pissed. They wanted somebody to blame. And the people to blame were the Donald Trump Mar-a-Lago billionaires who were doing this to them.
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and trump and the billionaires convinced the people by enough numbers look it wasn't this is not a mandate donald trump won by less than 50 of the popular vote but he convinced the people that it was the trans people it was migrants it was george soros it was a deep state cabal and it wasn't but now that trump and these billionaires are spiking the football in our faces
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Things like capping prescription drug prices at $2,000 for Medicare patients, negotiating the price of prescription drugs to lower them, making healthcare affordable and accessible, having the government negotiate directly on behalf of Medicare. And of course, 16.1 million jobs being created, unemployment at all time low, GDP growth at all time highs.
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and 500 foot yachts wasn't enough, it's gotta be another. And they're doing it in our faces and mocking us. They're creating a situation where their lies are being exposed. We'll talk more about that. I want to show some of the international response.
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America is energy independent for the first time essentially ever. More oil is being drilled. Right now, then, when Trump was in office, border crossings are down. Right now, under President Biden, they're less than when Trump was in office as well after Trump and MAGA Republicans destroyed a bipartisan border deal and President Biden had to take measures into his own hands.
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If you were born after 1970, I think there's a very good chance that your first razor was a multi-blade razor. These razors have been the status quo for over half a century, but where has that gotten us? According to a recent study, two-thirds of men expect some irritation when they shave. They expect to be injured when they shave. It makes no sense.
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Over 2 billion plastic razors enter the landfill each year in the U.S. alone. The razor razor blade model leads to high operating costs and it's just not working. So here's where Henson shaving comes in to change the game. They've changed the shaving industry and I love them. It's not through gimmicks like subscriptions or moisturizing strips, but
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It's through groundbreaking research on the impact that shaving has on your skin, because the dirty secret about the razor industry is that even the cheapest dollar store disposable razor will likely give you a reasonably smooth shave. The trick, though, is removing the hair without any negative outcomes to your skin, for example. the irritation, razor burn, ingrown hairs, razor bumps, etc.
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So that's where Henson focuses on. It focuses on changing the paradigm away from getting a smooth shave to getting a skin friendly shave. The Henson razor works with standard dual edge blades that cost less than $0.10 each. Once you own a Henson razor, it's only about $3 to $5 per year to replace the blades. The razor itself is made of aluminum and there's no plastic.
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There's also no plastic in the Henson packaging, which I like. And the Henson razor, it gives me and it'll give you the best possible shave with incredible precision. I'm personally a huge fan of theirs, and I know you will too. So do me a favor. Say no to subscriptions. Say yes to a razor that will last you a lifetime. Visit hensonshaving.com slash Jordy. You heard that right.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
Let's talk about it all here on the Midas Touch podcast. Brett, welcome. Jordy will maybe join at the end of the episode or not. Jordy's on daddy duty on this episode.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
Look, our coverage of the Canadian House of Commons is getting a lot of attention right now. That sentence in and of itself, perhaps in other times, you'd be like, really? Coverage of the House of Commons in Canada?
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Look, I think it is, first off, we have a lot of Canadian followers and we love our Canadian followers. We love our international followers, but I know how big our Canadian followers are. And I think it is important to show how Donald Trump's bullying of Canada, one of our closest allies, is having the impact that it is.
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And so we covered, for example, a member of the NDP, the New Democratic Party, which right now I think like the third biggest party in the parliament right now. I mean, the Liberal Party is under Prime Minister Trudeau, is leading the official opposition parties, the Conservative Party.
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um and then the ndp joined up with the the liberal party there um uh to form the government that now uh is in control and which has blocked the no confidence votes that the conservatives have brought uh to the floor let me show you this is uh ndp member of parliament charlie angus He gave a speech. I'll show a small portion of it, but you could watch the full speech that I showcased.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
And by the way, I'm going to have Charlie Angus on the show for the weekend, but let's play this.
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OK, so that's from an NDP member in parliament. Let me show you kind of separately a premier from Ontario, Doug Ford. Now, Doug Ford is someone who back in 2016 said his support of Donald Trump is unwavering. Lots of people call the – The ultimate MAGA bootlegger, right?
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
Yeah. And that's been his line. Like, don't worry. They call him Maple MAGA. And they call a lot of the conservatives Maple MAGA. And while people have expressed frustration with Trudeau, lots of people I know in Canada are like, okay, but the Trudeau NDP alliance is superior to the conservatives. But the conservatives have been telling people, look,
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
We got this Trump's our guy where, you know, we, we, you know, we have a plan. So then Trump jumps in though, and starts attacking Canada and saying that, you know, you know, all of these kind of defamatory things about Canada and now the conservatives in Canada, like they look like. They've been selling a bill of goods to the people.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
So now they've had to recalibrate their message to look tough against the United States. So now what's interesting is, you know, the NDP and the Conservative Party, like as far as part as you can basically get. But now the NDP, Trudeau's Liberal Party and the Conservative Party, by and large, at both the kind of federal level and the provincial level, are all now kind of saying similar things.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
Like here, Doug Ford is like there's almost now a race in Canada. to who can be the toughest to fight back against the bullying of Canada by Trump. And so here, Doug Ford's like, we're going to cut off your energy. We should plan to cut off the energy that flows from Canada into the United States, among other things. Watch this.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
Okay. Why would you as the United States, like that's your top ally. And for Trump within America's top, I'm not saying Doug Ford, I'm saying Canada. Within Canada, if you're Trump and you're being strategic about this too, your top ally within a country that's an ally is a guy like Doug Ford or Pierre Poliev, who's the main opposition leader in parliament. These are the guys.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
And now you've alienated... them, you have President of Mexico Claudia Scheinbaum talking about retaliatory tariffs. You've got President Macron of France and Prime Minister Donald Tusk of Poland mocking Trump's handshake. These are our allies. So imagine what it's like with Vladimir Putin. Imagine President Xi.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
Imagine when you see Eric Trump going, okay, everybody, look at my new building in Jeddah. Look at my new building, everybody. This is all, I'm a smart businessman. Do we have just the Eric Trump post? What do you think MBS, MBS is saying like, oh my God, We now have a United States that just gets bought out. Just stick that Trump name on that building that we were going to build anyway.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
Kick the family $100 million, and they're just going to leave us alone, and we can pursue all of our geopolitical goals. Just think about the dynamic already from strength with NATO allies under Biden to utter weakness, friends.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
It's a really great point, Brett. It is so obvious to becoming an effective opposition party right now with all of these billionaires flaunting their wealth, spiking the football in people's faces, bragging about the skyscrapers and sweetheart deals that foreign countries are giving them.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
when they're talking about cutting people's social security and Medicare and Medicaid, and MAGA Republicans are talking about Trump austerity measures. They're out there talking about, we need to impose economic hardship And then it'll get better.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
When they start talking about the Argentinian president, Millet, who has a 52% poverty rate in Argentina, and they use that as their shiny example, or Viktor Orban, where inflation was recently like 18% in the entire GDP of Hungary. where Orban is the authoritarian leader, is less than like an American corporation. When they're doing that, I don't know.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
I mean, maybe I'm just so simple that I'm missing the whole layers of complexity here that why Democrats or just human beings who want to be leaders just can't step up and look at the American people and- Say the billionaires are coming for your health care. The billionaires are coming for your Social Security. The billionaires are coming for your Medicare.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
The billionaires are coming for your veterans benefits. The billionaires are coming for your health. The billionaires are coming for your family benefits. They're going to spare nobody in their consumption of everything that you've worked hard for. And we need to channel our frustration peacefully to make sure that we have a system of checks to make sure that
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
These billionaires don't run and conduct a rampage and pilfer over the American people. Our editor in chief, Ron Filipkowski, I think put it succinctly as he always does on MidasPlus.com, so check that out.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
Ron Filipkowski writes, we have a peculiar historical event shaping up where the oligarch billionaire class is about to fleece this country while most of their supporters are working people who are convinced that they are on their side because they hate migrants and trans people. And if you watch Fox or right wing media or corporate media, they push this message over and over and over.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
And it's because corporate media is run by corporation, which is run by billionaires. And as I've said, there is a class war And Americans aren't even aware of it because they're not in it. It's a class sneak attack by the billionaires, maybe not even a war, a sneak attack. And the billionaires are not satisfied by their billionaire status. They got to have hundreds of billions or trillions.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
They're in a race for trillions, doesn't matter. Five private jets aren't going to be 10 private jets. And they want to turn the government into billionaire welfare. It's what they want to do. And they're using a culture war as the subterfuge for the class war that they've initiated on the people. And the people are, oh, the volleyball player from San Jose State. outrageous.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
A San Jose State volleyball player. There's a transgender woman on the volleyball team. What am I going to do? The swimmer? Oh my God, there's a swimmer? I can't believe it. And people are so riled up over these things.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
Exactly. And they're freaking playing you for a fool. And they're taking away your education, which is why Donald Trump wants to get rid of the Department of Education so that you're not smart enough to see it. Why do you think they're attacking education? Why do you think they want to burn books?
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Why do you think, and by the way, they wanna corporatize it too and make you fund the private schools of their rich kids while they're at it and make you subsidize that with your tax dollars and then buy Trump's bogus Bibles
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The distinction between the separation of church and state is so Trump can sell and the Supreme Court getting rid of the lemon test, but normally had a separation of church and state, ultimately used by the Republicans so Trump can sell Bibles in Oklahoma and make a few more million bucks from the Oklahoma superintendent. Come on, people. Don't you see what's going on? But here's the thing.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
I'll leave you with this. We need a leader who just says that and not once a week on Meet the Press or twice a weekend on the weekend shows. You got to be loud every day on every freaking platform that there is. and you gotta convey it and you gotta channel it and you gotta push it every single day. It's what the people are craving right now is leadership.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
I just don't, I see exploitation in what the Republicans are doing, but I see a lack of leadership right now by Democrats. Wake up, someone rise to the top, lead, lead the people to truth, to justice, to equality. We'll do our part here at the Midas Touch Network. Thank you everybody for watching. Make sure you hit subscribe. Let's get to 4 million subscribers.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
Yeah. I mean, you literally have President Macron of France and Prime Minister Tusk of Poland, and they posted this themselves. And Donald Tusk, the Prime Minister of Poland goes, handshakes with Donalds are unusually quite a challenge. And for those who were just listening on audio, they're mocking Donald Trump's handshake. And they're like,
The MeidasTouch Podcast
Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
laughing and they're showing camaraderie against each other and showing, and Macron's like, just, just like laughing and they're, they're, they're mocking us. And they know also that one of the ways you deal with Donald Trump's bullying is is by kind of mocking him as well. They know his pathology. They know how easy it is to kind of push his buttons.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
The whole kind of sequence of events is Donald Trump went to France. President Macron invited him there to be at the opening of the Notre Dame Cathedral. Trump shows up. Trump takes a picture with Zelensky while he's there. Macron brings them together. Trump feels embarrassed by that whole situation.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
Also, Macron shook Donald Trump's hand so strong that that bothered Donald Trump as well, plus the Zelensky photo. Donald Trump thought that he was played. So Donald Trump's been on like a rampage attacking Ukraine, attacking our allies, mocking everybody in his own kind of petty way. I mean, Trump posted Bidenomics, you pay taxes, I send it to Ukraine. They send it back to Hunter.
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Hunter gives it to me. Pardon Hunter, how Bidenomics worked with a photo of President Biden. Like Not only is it all of it false, but like the most idiotic thing. What are you talking about? Send your taxes to Ukraine. It goes back to Hunter. I mean, this is at the same time that Donald Trump's son right now. I mean, by the way, Hunter worked for Burisma.
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a Ukrainian company to be a pro-democracy voice on a board to try to shift the company in a democratic direction, which was under Russian control at the request of a pro-democracy leader of Poland to join that at a time when Biden was never in office, right? I mean, people need to contextualize these things. Biden was not the VP. Biden was not the president.
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And Biden said that he was not going to run at that time. And then Biden changed his mind, decided to run after Charlottesville and said he thought he needed to be in. But Biden had no intention of ever running again. Hunter Biden previously sat on boards. He's a Yale educated lawyer. worked at the top law firms. George W. Bush had appointed Hunter to an Amtrak board.
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And it was a time where there really weren't any conflicts of interest because Joe Biden wasn't the VP and Joe Biden wasn't the president at that time, wasn't even running at that time. But contrast that to now, Eric Trump is posting, look at the deals we do with Saudi Arabia. We have massive skyscrapers that we're building. Look at the project that we built in Jeddah.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
Look at the products we did in Saudi Arabia. Look at what we're building here and there. Massive golden skyscrapers with golden toilet bowls, everybody.
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um you know and then donald trump posts any person or company investing one billion dollars or more in the united states will receive fully expedited approvals and permits including but in no way limited to all environmental approvals get ready to rock everybody and then elon musk responds to like a doge account which is like an elon musk account as well and he amplifies This is awesome.
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No environmental focus anymore. You're gonna get cancer. You're gonna get toxic diseases. What are you doing? What are you even talking about here? And I just feel sometimes we're shouting from the rooftops, not the golden skyscrapers of Donald Trump. We're shouting from our living rooms here saying what the hell is going on here? Sorry, but I digress. So Trump goes to France.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
He felt embarrassed by going to, totally. total zigzag there.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
But yeah, so when the fact that they're spiking the football, these billionaires in our face, right, it makes it even extra worse. And I think ultimately they're exposing themselves with this as well, right? They're not, perhaps you want to call it their Achilles heel or just no amount of money for them, right? is making them feel the level of importance that they want to feel.
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Trump Instantly BETRAYS His Voters…Mocked by WORLD!!!
They feel that they deserve so much respect for exploiting us all. And people hate them. So they keep posting the images of themselves to try to show us how great they are. Look at my Lamborghinis. Look at my Gulfstream jets. Look at my skyscrapers that I'm building. Look at the deal. I mean, Eric, it wasn't like you're not a savvy, sophisticated businessman.
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Saudi Arabia is freaking buying your family. They're playing. playing you, okay? MBS brag that Jared Kushner is in his pocket. They know we'll build the skyscraper, we'll put your family's freaking name on it, we'll get you $100 million, and then we'll get to do whatever we want geopolitically. And you're like, I'm a savvy businessman while Americans right now are worried. Holy shit.
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Project 2025. Wait a minute. Trump actually appointed all the Project 2025 people. Wait a minute. The first thing that Congress is talking about now is getting rid of our Social Security, getting rid of our Medicare, getting rid of Medicaid. Wait a minute. Someone like Elon Musk, who's worth $400 billion, created a Doge committee.
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And he and Vivek Ramaswamy, who's also worth $1 billion, they're on Capitol Hill meeting with millionaire Republican Congress members. And they're talking about imposing austerity measures, Trump austerity measures to inflict economic hardship.
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on we the people and they're saying we're going to take away veterans health care all of these lavish benefits that veterans are getting the wealthy veterans are out there just sucking up all of this money right now is what the mega republicans are saying they're saying nothing is off limits social security isn't off limits medicare isn't off limits and by the way then donald trump's asked basic questions you know by time magazine so are you going to lower your price you're going to get prices down no
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It was a great one for me. What a twist. So she FaceTimes Erica, and Erica is in her standard FaceTiming uniform, which is a robe and a towel in her hair. For some reason, that's the only way that Erica seems to answer FaceTimes. She's like, hey, how's it going? So first of all, I have to tell you...
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I am of the view that there is too many people I have taken to calling from the board of directors. There are too many people in the situation, and this is between you, the two of you, and your friendship together, and the rest of us need to butt the fuck out.
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All I know is I'm going to say what I have to say to Dorit and I'm not going to continue to discuss this and go down this situation anymore. And if she wants to move forward, great. And if she wants to keep on doing this, then I'm going to disengage from her and that's it. But I'm not going to talk about it anymore.
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You're really having a lot of plot twists on this episode so far. You're like, guys, I'm a stan of Kyle now. Erica, she's one of us. I think I love her. This is huge. Erica's so funny because she's like, they're talking and she goes, I will leave you with this. Who says that in a phone call? That's like what you say. That's what you say when you sign off on the news or something.
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And she's like, Kyle, I will leave you with this. If you two come to some resolution, that's between y'all. All of us weighing in is bullshit. Good night and good luck.
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Yes. Yes, indeed. Is Cosette? I have a question. I don't know if you'll know the answer to this, and I feel like I'm putting you on the spot. Is Cosette in that new place in the Valley that they took over the Sportsman Lodge and made it like the nicest mall of all time? Do you know what I'm talking about?
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
You know, it's like Coldwater Canyon in Ventura. They put up this beautiful mall.
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I have to say, you know, I've talked a lot of shit about the Valley. Like, a lot of shit. And this may be my new favorite mall in Los Angeles. It is so gorgeous. And it has, like, everything you need. And it's not even that big. It just has what you need. And it's so pretty for a mall.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
I just want to say, I just answered my own question. Cosette is, in fact, in this beautiful mall.
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Whatever I lean toward, make sure there's no carcass on it.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
So Bose arrives and she's like, hello, boo. Oh my gosh, how cute are you? And Dorita's there. She's like, oh, you always look so fly. Yeah, Bose is like, you look so fly.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
Yes, you look like you're in a loyalty program for American Airlines because you're very fly. That's what that means, right?
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
You know, it's absolutely terrible seeing what alcohol has done to him. Anyway, cheers to you and me. Let's drink these alcoholic drinks. So, Bose, because Bose is like, she's like, are you sure you don't want to start? Because I'm feeling an energy. And she goes, Well, Bose, now that you say it, I feel like I have been holding up the walls. I've been feeling like I'm just not strong enough.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
I can fight back. I am. I'm strong, but there's only so much fighting you can do, Bose.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. I'm doing well. I think you just muted yourself by accident, by the way, when you touched your microphone. So in the meantime, I'll just say blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
So we see a flashback of Dorit sharing her separation with the group, and then three weeks earlier we see Kyle's vein popping out and Dorit saying, like, you knew we were not getting along. We're separated and we're not getting along. And he goes, Erica shared with me that you guys weren't getting along. I did not know that.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
Then six weeks earlier, and we see it sort of again, where Kyle's like, you guys aren't getting long. I didn't even know that. So Dorit's like, there was a point in time. This is a year and a half ago where I was in a really bad time and a moment with PK. And there was a select few people that I trusted enough to open up to Kyle and to open up to. And Kyle was one of them.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
Who? Kyle. So bad. And then Kyle, yeah, because, you know, Dorit has this whole thing about like, I feel like we're disconnected. I'm like worried about our relationship. And Kyle's like, oh, yeah, I've had those thoughts. I think it's normal to have those thoughts. It was like this kind of generic line to say, yeah, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. You're fine. You're fine.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
Dorit's like, she was well aware. So Bo tells us, Kyle continues to lie. She's lying about the depth of her relationship with PK and what she's saying about Dorit. And she's clearly lying about the depth of her knowledge about what's going on with PK and Dorit's marriage. And if Kyle is afraid of looking bad, she's looking worse now.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
It was quite adorable. He put little googly eyes on it and everything and said, this is Mr. Barbecue Flavor. And I thought, oh, what an interesting sponsor. He had a lot of things to say.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
The sponsor, unfortunately, was Mauricio. I'm just kidding. I think you guys should separate so PK and I can go to strip clubs. Okay, great. I don't think that she should blame the sponsor either because the sponsor only knows what PK tells him or her. And so they have a totally skewed view. And it's weird that the sponsor was there for this conversation. Oh, I don't know.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
I don't know, maybe that is like in a tough conversation if you're in recovery and you're relatively new to it. Maybe it is normal to have a sponsor there. I just feel like the sponsor should be maybe there for you. Okay, I'm talking out of my ass, but I don't really care. I feel like the sponsor should be there for you. to catch you if you're struggling in that moment.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
The sponsor, I don't feel like, should be there for you to mediate your relationship with your wife.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
the sponsor should not be weighing in on this discussion. The sponsor should be there observing. So that way when afterwards, when PK is like feeling a certain sort of way, then the sponsor can say, when she said this, how did you feel? But unless the sponsor isn't actually a psychiatrist, but even then I feel like it's probably not.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
Now, maybe she meant that PK literally got like a sponsor. Like he got like a FabFitFun box. There was a representative there from FabFitFun and he said the best thing for his brand would be to have a divorce.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
I'm going to put it out for you real simply, babe. I've got a new sponsorship. Here's how I feel. I'm feeling fab. I'm feeling fit. I'm not feeling fun, babe. So, unfortunately, I've got to get the fun back. So we're going to have to separate.
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The sponsor's like, no, they're bad. From the law firm of Fab Fit and Fun. That's quiet. Tunisian law.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
You don't have to know because she invented it. It's brand new. I quit this job. I'm officially out of shit. Who the fuck have I been married to? And severe alcoholic, that's who. Sorry, I knew the answer to my question. So now we go to Garcelle's house and she's getting dressed and everything. And she's FaceTiming Sutton.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
And she's like, by the way, Sutton, random that Kyle wants to have dinner tonight. May I also add, considering that we are going to be seeing each other tomorrow, and basically, the women are all going up to Garcelle's beach house, which we've never seen before. That's tomorrow.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
But Kyle, the night before, suddenly is like, hey, Garbanz, you guys are, like, really cool, and I'm having, like, a little bit of a men-tb, so, like, let's have dinner together, huh?
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
I love that. I love that Sutton clocks this. And what's also funny is that Sutton is not on Dorit's side, so you just sort of assume that she's going to ally up with Kyle. But she's also not on Kyle's side, so I'm all in favor of this.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
You know, someone just told me, I cannot remember who said it. Maybe told both of us. I literally cannot remember, but someone told, told us, I think like, Oh, I know someone who used to work for Sutton and she was awful, more awful than you can imagine. I was like, yeah, That's why we love her. Like, you think we don't watch the show? We see the show.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
This is every single thing that I love about Sutton. I know that she's got to be a monster to work for. And that is like the best.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
Sutton did a good Erica, and she pretty much summed up. It was a good Erica both in terms of voice and content.
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I am oat milk ascendant, I think, because I'm obsessed with Blue Bottle, and I love their Ice Nola, which the default Ice Nola comes with oat milk. And I've tried it with other milks, and I was like, ugh, oat milk. But it turns out that I really have grown to enjoy the nutty flavor of oat milk. Specifically... In a coffee drink.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
I don't like it with cereal, and I definitely do not like an oat milk-based ice cream. It's just like, at that point, you're just eating ice.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
I have a question, Ronnie. And this is going to come back to the half and half. What do you think is the most romantic food you could find in your refrigerator? Butter. Why is that?
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
And I was wondering if maybe you were going to say that also, just because you were being very pro half and half right now.
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You're in a heavy cream relationship. So, okay, so Garcelle arrives. So now it's just Kyle and Garcelle are the only ones there. The producers have clearly held Erica and Sutton in the parking lots the way Kyle and Garcelle can have this conversation.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
Also, I want to point out, I believe it was like the way this restaurant is set up is that like the table, the booths are kind of like all clustered next to each other. So I think it was on Kyle's shot, the entire scene, this entire scene,
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
there's like a guy whose head is like right next to kyle's it's just right in frame and i was so distracted by it did you even notice that no it's like a big head it just keeps kind of banging into kyle's head it's like damn it it's like literally if i was podcasting with you right now and then there's someone was like over your shoulder right there the entire time i was like is anyone noticing this there's a man's head right there
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French door, I have to learn how to open.
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Yeah. Kyle, you went to Boze's house first, actually, to make your case. Also, Kyle, you sitting down being like, I just have a lot going on. No, you don't. We just saw you getting scared by the bird. You're walking around with your agave and powder bowl through your house from room to room, getting startled by birds outside. You have nothing going on.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
That's your whole storyline, is that you have an empty nest, you're alone, and you're trying to tag along to your 16-year-old daughter's lunch date. So, please stop trying to act like you're like...
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
So Kyle's like, I mean, Dorit was coming in, and then they're like, okay, you all sit in a circle, and then we're going to show it to everybody. And I'm like, what is this? What kind of interrogation is this? And Garcelle's like, who said that? Well, what kind of cult is this? That's my new thing.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
wow so beverly hills huh what'd you think of beth hills it was you know you know what i liked about it is that it took the tradition that was started with roni and it said we're going to move forward with it which is um dead birds on beaches so i mean if there's ever been a sign for the like return of lisa vanderpump it's got to be all these fucking broken birds that are like littering the beaches of north america not only that we had the bird crashing into kyle's house
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
I'm going to say that you guys are a cult, even though I've been the one who's been the leader of a clique for the past six years on this show. But whatever, you guys are the cult.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
Okay. So what happened was when you read that text at Chuck E. Cheese, again, shocking. I keep having to say this. But when you read it, you know, you said, I never said anything. I never say anything you told me and never will. And that sounds, Kyle, more like more than memes. She's like, You can't play this game with Garcelle.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
yeah kyle's like well first of all i said like obviously i've known the man for like seven years like eight years like whatever and of course i have text messages it's like but nothing about her relationship garcelle's like i don't know if her story is shifting or if i heard it wrong because all this time kyle is just really defending that it's just memes and jokes and then we see like a montage of
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
her saying memes and jokes it's actually a very funny montage because it's just her going guys all we do is send memes and jokes now a week later guys it's just memes and jokes memes and jokes memes and jokes guys just memes and jokes
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
But you know what was brilliant about it? They set it up in a way where they have no blood on their hands because Kyle says, I pride myself on being a very truthful person. And then we see a montage of Kyle grilling people and demanding them be open and honest and
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
So the fact that they set it up with that line by her, they can say, no, this Kyle, this wasn't a montage to show what a hypocrite you are. It was a montage of how open and honest you are and how you demand the same from others. So it was just so smart the way they did it.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
And then we go to the Erica divorce scene and Dorit's like, I would like to have the conversations with Erica. And Kyle's like, I mean, she's not going to like the questions, but that's like what's going to have to happen. She's going to have to answer more than she's comfortable with because you know what? We deserve to know the truth.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
So we see this beautiful montage of Kyle pressing for more information and saying, like, I don't care if it's uncomfortable. You have to give us the truth and you have to receive these questions. And then we come back and she goes, so for me to be questioned by these women that know me is extremely frustrating to me.
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Watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison King. Our way is the Amber way. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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Put your hands together for Carly Clap. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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over and over again oh that was my favorite that was literally my favorite part of the entire season was kyle and her i'm at home alone montage getting startled by a bird so funny and sometimes you just need to listen to nature you know because you know that bird was just like goodbye kyle goodbye kyle goodbye yeah um it was fun what did you think about the episode i loved it good
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Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no tricolors. Jamie, she has no less namey. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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Have a heck of a time with Rebecca. She sure is swell. It's Raquel.
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Pass the spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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She's VVIP, it's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up, it's Beth Ani.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley. Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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She's the queen bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
And I have to say, you know what? Actually, you know what I really loved about this episode is that we finally got to see Garcelle's beach house. I was like, I wonder what this house looks like. I wonder if we can finally get a tour of it. I just don't feel like I've seen it enough.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
You know what I wonder? Did she do it herself? Can I see what the tiles look like again? I don't think I've seen it so far this season at all.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
We speak out of jealousy. But it's just funny because, you know, it's like, well, if you think about it, Below Deck does this every single week. Every single new charter, they do a boat tour for the guests and they just guide us around that boat like we haven't seen it all season. And it's like, yeah, we know where the salon is. We know what the bedrooms look like.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
You know, this whole, like, I don't understand what all of this has to do with wanting to see the sun come up. Some people wait an entire life to have a life like mine, a life where you've never seen the sunrise.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
Set your fucking alarm. Wake up. Wake up an hour earlier. You'll see the sunrise. You know, it's nice, but it's not that like it happens literally every day. Yeah.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
So the moral of the story is Trixie Monocle wrote this song while having blackout curtains installed. She's like, no, I want sheer curtains. So we see Kyle. I feel like this happened a lot this episode, where we see this picture of Kyle and Mauricio and the family. Is it in my imagination? Because I watched this a few days ago, so it's a little hazy.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
But, like, I felt like there were multiple transitions in this episode where they kind of, like, sliced and diced up this photo and had it go, like, sliding across the screen. Is that just in my head?
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
She's acting like she's Miss Havisham. It's like, ma'am, you want like in the prime of your life, go out, go take a Pilates class, go read a book, go to the library, pick up a hobby, take a cooking class, go to the video store. I know they don't exist anymore, but there is one still in West LA. Go there, find a video and just do something. Like it's really not that hard. Yeah.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
Yeah, for someone whose daughters all still live at home, she really complains a lot about being an empty nester. Like, doesn't like Sophia and the other one, like Sophia and Alexia and Portia. Don't they all live at home still? Is that just me? They have live at home energy.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
I just made myself mad, and I'll tell you why. Because I don't know why it took me so many years to realize this, but we always talk about how Kyle copies her successful friends. And we all know the Kardashians, everyone starts with a K. They're like a jeweler.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
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Every Kardashian begins with K. I don't know why it took me so long to realize that Kyle was totally copying the Kardashians, but just by having all her daughters' names end with A. Alexia, Portia, Farrah, Sophia.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
That's what they have to do, guys. They couldn't just end with just two A daughters. They're like, I don't want to have just AA. Let's get to AAA.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
How about that? Listen, Kyle, you can't complain about how lonely you are, and then when the robots reach out to have a conversation with you, you shun them, okay? Beggars can't be choosers. If the robot wants to talk to you, you talk to the robot.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
so um uh so she calls portia as while she mixes agave and powder in a bowl which is like so so california so portia portia's like hi mom and she's like hey honey i was sleeping at dad's it was good i didn't have to eat agave and powder for breakfast again so i was really happy about that
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carrying a bowl and the best part is she at one point kyle goes like creeping up to her own window for i mean you could not act like like a like a baddie woman more than a baddie person it's not just it's not a female thing but you could not act like a baddie woman more than kyle walking up to that window and so it's just funny enough watching her go up to that window but then the fact that a bird came out of nowhere
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
I'm going to get her one day. The way she was just creeping up to that window, I was like, are you auditioning for the next Halloween movie? Like, why are you doing a horror movie right now to this window?
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That poor bird. Oh, God. It was a Faye Resnick bird.
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I was like, wow, it was all rot, rot iron furniture from like, with like brown and like red accents or gold. Um,
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So Kyle's like, it just feels lonely sometimes. I'm like, Kyle, you also have two sisters who live in the same city. I just feel like there's so many options for her. And I just can't feel bad for this storyline right now.
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#2707 RHOBH S1409 Part One: Meme to Me
And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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No, let me tell you something. That bird does not need help. That bird is also being really annoying, right? I don't like the bird storyline either. I love the bird storyline.
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#2777 RHOBH S1417 Part Two: Bird Brained Carnies
So then back at the resort, Erica's like, oh, we were just so silly last night, wasn't we? And Dorit says, I was just so frustrated. You know, Sutton is not consistently a beach. Susan is not consistently mean-spirited. She's not, you know, sometimes she's a decent person. Why do I have black teeth right now? Nobody knows.
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And Erica's like, you know, because the moments when she's absolutely great and you have the moments, then, you know, and then you bring it to the table. But, like, I brought my thoughts to the table and instead it turned into everyone's being mean to me. It's a pile on. This is a gang up. And then Dorit's like... That's her, yeah.
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And the pouting. My problem with Sutton is that even when she's apologising, it's performative. And I feel like it's a sucker punch coming right around the corner. A sucker punch!
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So Dorit's like, Sutton is lacking sincerity, but now it's gotten to a degree I don't trust most of the things that come out of her mouth.
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Well, it's also Dorit saying she lacks sincerity when Dorit is sitting there in like $100,000 worth of fake clothes and brands dripping off of her.
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she's in a house she's pretending to own that is owned by some other company that is now kicking her out because she's bankrupt i mean she's one of the fakest people who's ever been on the show girl you're saying this line with 10 different accents that aren't yours could you please stay away from insincerity allegations ma'am so back to the chocolatier lady who got ten thousand dollars stolen from the home goods i mean the dollar store i mean the best buy
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So we see, let's see, what do we see here? So she's like, I'm done. Sorry, I was in a different part. She's like, I'm done. And yeah, when she's like, it's just so difficult, you know, where you've got these people. And I just, I just think, look at these poor women who can never be me. That must be hard on them. And Boza's like, I don't think so. Yeah, I don't know that they're jealous of you.
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She's like, what wouldn't they be jealous of?
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you know you get nothing for nothing i'm sorry i did it uh but at the end of the day she is always going to have those two those two women's backs and so stop trying to chase it and just make your own happiness so then back to eric and to read eric is like well whatever you're going through she's going through okay fine well what made what made me angry was when miss jennifer tilly said it was coordinated and it's like oh she felt like it was coordinated really just a bunch of excuses so you should say something tonight you too all right let's do it not
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#2777 RHOBH S1417 Part Two: Bird Brained Carnies
Not at all! Okay, I'll stop, and then you come in, and then if you're going too long, I'll butt in and I'll say something, and then you say something also, and I actually wrote out some note cards, and you can just study those, and if things get really bad, we can bring in a teleprompter.
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Great! So now, they're getting ready for Carnival, and Bose has arranged for them to all have these crazy outfits, you know, big feathered showgirl outfits for Carnival. So they're putting them all on, and this part was so fucking funny, watching all these ladies put these on. The most horrific part was when Dorit's hairdresser tells her to twerk, and Dorit does it.
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I've never seen an ass clap that little.
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And this is why you never trust your hairdresser because her hairdresser was like, Oh my God. Yes. I got nailed it.
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I know. I loved how annoyed she was. Sexy oil for the bedroom? Does it make a bed? Then get it the fuck out of my face, poor person. Have some respect.
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they were not in a space that was made for the wings because they all had to like walk sideways through hallways and through doors and they were like this it was so funny when they all walked up to the dinner table and they were like how are we going to sit down but they did and then they all sat down and they just showed what the table looked like from the outside and it was just pure feathers i know like walls of crazy feathers
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Okay. So they did that. And then, um, And Jennifer, let me, I'm just fast forwarding to get. I know me too. I'm like, okay. So they get some rum punches and they're cheersing to their final night and all that. And Jennifer is complimenting Kathy on her rhinestones. And she goes, well, you need to take those feathers to the next Rockefeller ball or something.
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And Kathy goes, actually, I don't know if they approve. Like, wow.
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So Erica's like, well, everybody. So everyone's getting along. So Erica's like, well, it is the finale. We're in Feathers. Let's fucking do this. Right, bitches? Okay. I have a question.
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I heard about Dorit and I planning this thing on the boat. Who's saying it? Is it you, Jennifer Tilly? Or is it you, Garthel?
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I was like, oh, Erica, what a badass. Wow, you're really going to get somebody to confess to something horrible.
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So Jennifer Tilly's like, well, listen, if I feel bad, if it means you feel bad, Erica.
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You know, yesterday people were saying, what's going on with Sutton? And, you know, we were just sort of, here's how it appeared. That's all I meant to say.
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She goes, well, when I went to it today, it was very calm, very adult, a conversation.
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But also, this is kind of unfair, because Erica's confronting her about what happened last night and being like, how dare you say that? And then she's saying, well, Sutton didn't feel that way. Well, Erica went to see her today, and we see a clip of Erica going to visit her and saying, oh, well, your friends, Garcelle and Jennifer said that we did this to you on purpose. Is that true?
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Like, is she going to do something? Is she going to do something? So she's like, well, place cards are the best thing that can ever happen because then my options are not to sit across from someone who thinks I kick women when they're down or next to someone that obviously does not like me. So they changed seats so that Sutton doesn't have to be in awkward seating.
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And she's like, well, I can speak to what they said. And she goes, well, I'm asking you right now. Did you know that? Do you know that was being said or not? Like, what kind of mystery is this, Erica? It's so stupid. And Sutton's like, no, I didn't know that at all. So Sutton's not really standing up for her friends either.
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But Sutton should have said, yeah, my feelings were hurt by that whole thing. And I told them and they went and stood up for me.
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and i said something about how i felt so i just want you to know though we were not coordinating to try to make her feel like i was just saying my piece well she can't do it that way because that's what she does no she makes it to where she she makes it to where you're questioning something else like it's not about what she said it's about what people accused her of how she said it or it's not about the crimes tom committed it's that people questioned her you know so she's always changing the framing of it to yell at somebody else for her own
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But Sutton's not helping here either. Sutton's not standing up for her friends at all because she just wants Erica to be nice to her. So she's like, I have no idea why they would do that.
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It's important that you look at me and you hear what I'm saying. That was not a coordinated attack. And that's all. And thank you for listening.
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Yeah. So she's going to concentrating on not only being friends with Sutton this next year, which is out the window already, but,
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So that's how, that's how it's starting where Sutton needs the seats changed. Uh, so Kathy's like, oh, wow. Look, Barbie's here. Everybody. I got Barbie to smile. How's your vagina working Barbie? Hmm.
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And so we see them party at carnival and dance in their outfits and stuff. And Trixie's singing, watch me go, go, go. Watch me go, go, go. And then Kyle starts, there's fire dancers, and then it starts raining. And Kyle's like, I love the rain.
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Also, it's kind of like Los Angeles, you know, kind of a defeatist name, you know, especially if you give them a sibling name at peak.
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Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So then we see her as Bose has started her fertility journey with Keely choosing the natural route. Girl, I will eat an ice cream sandwich. If you ever get pregnant with a baby on purpose with Keely, this is not happening. I'm not buying this for two seconds and I refuse to even pretend anymore. No. And Keely finally said, I love you. So that's nice. Wow.
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A full like four months after you started trying to have children for him. Yeah. Great.
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And her wrap-up is Sutton and Dorit's remains, their relationship remains on ice. It's so chilled that Sutton actually drank it. But hey, she's getting along with her mom, so that's good.
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And this is all bullshit because she does not break up with Mo either. Kyle and Mauricio continue their stalemate over their next steps and Kyle remains open to love in her life while hopefully avoiding the paparazzi that she calls.
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Well, I'm a hell of a lot chiffer than I thought I was. I want to focus me attention not in places filled with toxic energy, not in friendships, and not in mummerage. I want peace. I want a penis. I deserve it. And I'm going to fight for it.
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So then we go to Erica's house and she's like, look at me, one of you now. Poor tiny little house eating ice cream like a poverty stricken hooker. Here we go. Watch me eat some ice cream. And then she reads on her phone. I'm August 27th, Tom Girardi. My husband was found guilty of embezzlement. And then she looks away and it's supposed to look like she's emoting.
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But she really does look like a robot with spinning beach ball in its eyes. I would never.
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They just loved him so much. And he was accomplished. And this is how his story ended. I don't know that I will ever get over that. Yeah. Oh, well, I'm so sorry, Erica.
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You thought you'd get away with it, sucka, and you did, actually. She's kind of the hero of the story because she actually got away with everything. So then Kyle comes in and she's like, wow, this place is so nice. This place is so cheap.
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I saw that headline and I immediately thought, how is Jamie Lee Curtis dealing with this? So she said to bring you a wind chime. Hope you like it.
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so erica's like terrible right before the verdict i was doing so good you know i was looking at wallpaper thinking about wallpaper talking about wallpaper and i was feeling so good about it and then the next day it was like i just i just wanted to sleep i didn't want to go back back to that dark terrible place when these walls didn't even have wallpaper on them
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I realized if these walls could talk, they'd say, please stop singing inside. And that hurt. That hurt. It hurt me deeply. But, you know, I've gone into all signs of depression. I'm eating one bite of ice cream at a time. I'm sleeping late. I'm trying to fuck cannibals in my neighborhood again. All the self-destructive things that I was doing back a couple of years ago. And it made me think, wow.
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What are times? And then she keeps looking off into space and trying to cry. But she is just ice, this chick. She is just ice. And it's hilarious that they're like, hey, let's end this season by having Erica be vulnerable.
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Yeah, I'm on the apps. I'm on Instacart because they show a picture of your shopper and I'm on TaskRabbit and I'm on DoorDash and I'm on Uber, of course, you know, so I'm just hoping that it's kind of, you know, you just kind of hope. Yeah, you never know. One of these days it'll work out. Keep on dreaming. So then I'm just looking for a man to say, the brownies aren't here.
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And I thought, oh, my God, it's happening again. It's happening. I feel like I'm being dragged down into the underneath. Oh, God. Thank you.
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So instead, I'm going to get you some Little Debbie's instead of the brownies aren't here. So I'm refunding that part of your order and just pretending the brownies aren't a necessity. Yeah.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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God damn it, sit your ass down, oh my God. So, now they start doing impersonations of each other. Kyle does a pretty good Jennifer Tilly, and Garcelle does a good- Kyle's good at imitations, in general, by the way.
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So she did a good one of Jennifer Tilly. And then Garcelle does one of Erica. Hers is just really deep. She's like, Tom's car went over a hill. It snows in Pasadena. I'm going to come for you, bitch.
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She starts going, no, ma'am. No, ma'am. No, ma'am.
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And it's both Erika and Dorit just going with their Southern accents at her. And it doesn't really work as well when you don't like the person, you know what I mean? I think it makes it less good natured. So Sutton gets mad and, you know, she looks like an idiot again, because you can't even take it in good fun, you know? So instead she's like, nobody talks like this, okay? Nobody talks like that.
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Yeah, but she can still lighten up, Sutton. Oh my God. All she had to be was like, oh, that's hilarious, girls. But instead she's like, what a terrible accent.
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She's like, they are kicking me when I'm down.
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Yeah. So now people are back in their rooms getting ready for the next day. We see Jennifer Tilly and Garcelle preparing. You know, it's like, let's get clothes on. Oh, my God. So then Jennifer Tilly's like, look at my ring. Scarparelli. Looks like a jellyfish, doesn't it? It was $9 million. It's my vacation jewelry.
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I like this line, though. She goes, I just want to be a Barbie tonight, okay? Just pretend that I don't have an IQ of 140.
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So to prove her wrong, I'm going to have a chocolate making scene where I take everything that she says and take it to Dorit. So see how this works. Yeah, precisely. So then we go to Jennifer Tilly and she's like, Oh, wow. Did you guys order some food? I mean, we've got sunscreen. Wow, this is living. I'm having such a great life. I've gotten to a place in my life where everything is fabulous.
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And Kyle's just like, I hate you. Kyle's just like... Apparently somebody doesn't have a chair to move from the living room to the dining room. I know.
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She's like, oh, are you our waiter guy? Okay, I hear piña coladas are good for the heat. So can we have some piña coladas and also the pulled pork sliders and some fish tacos, please?
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Well, my thirst trap is heading to 100,000 likes, and I really figured out what Instagram likes. Nipples!
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Yeah. So Garcelle's like, well, you know, look, this sounds weird, but in Sutton's story, you're the hero. Why? I don't know.
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Yeah, and she's like, so, Kyle, I wanted to check in with you also. You know, we're talking about Bo's calling you and seeing Mo. Does that make you want to do something? Like, I don't know, lick a vagina?
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And Jennifer's like, okay, well, I'm going to tell a story that's going to make you feel really poor.
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okay so i have had lots of friends who've been married to lots of wealthy men sutton included and they like all been the nicest people in the world and then all of a sudden the lawyers come in and they do this and that and my ex who i loved very much much the day he died and like when we got divorced we had 700 000 in the bank and he's like i'm gonna give you 250 000 and then someone said to me jennifer i think you need to get a divorce lawyer well did you end up getting more money than the 350
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I got a piece of the Simpsons. I mean, come on, I'm not buying diamonds on jockey money. The jockey money just pays for my snacks.
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Yeah. Well, I don't think she's ever going to have, I don't think she's going to get away with people not turning on her. I mean, that's just housewives role, you know, she'll do, there'll be something where she'll say something where people like, oh my God, I can't believe I ever liked her for at least six months, you know?
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So yeah, they'll be trying it with her. And we see them trying, we see them testing the waters in this very episode and it doesn't really work, but we'll see. So now Dorit and Erica are having breakfast and Erica's like, wait a minute, is that a waffle? She goes, no, definitely not.
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So Kathy is just putting creams and potions all over herself and trying to get the mirror to talk back to her as she does. So we go back to the chocolates here and they're learning how to make all of these little chocolates. And then we get to the discussion. So Buzz is like, so what are your thoughts? And it's like, well, you know, I love that Jackie Kennedy answer.
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If I told you my thoughts, it wouldn't be my thoughts anymore. Would it? She goes, oh, well. What a bitch. Jackie Kennedy was not joking around, huh?
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Yeah, Bose is still doing that thing, like, what? How can women hang out together and not get along? Okay. So then, now they all start to sit at the table, and Kathy asks for bags of ice to put under her armpits, because she's so hot. And Dorit's like, well, you know, Sutton's mind goes to, we're colluding, because that's her type of behavior. That's the kind of shit she would do.
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It's like there is a strange double standard or triple standard with these women, you know, and both didn't understand our history. So I need to explain it. And so Sutton's like, I've apologized and I'm not doing it again. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.
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Oh, really? Well, one time Taylor Armstrong threw What's-His-Bun's Vanderpump into a pool. Can Vanderpump?
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So, pretty close. Who's Gregory Peck? Am I right, guys? Am I right? So, yes, it's Gregory Peck, and I wore Isaac Mizrahi...
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If we don't have a pinata to hit, how are the kids supposed to eat candy after it's broken? Get in here. But also she's saying, you know, I wish we had known that she had all this trauma that she was reliving on this trip, because maybe that would have made that day different, which it wouldn't have. But that's a nice thought on her part.
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I love when Erica does her Wikipedia research before a scene. It's always so funny.
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Hmm. Yes, and we are also the only two Chinese-American people that were nominated also. And Eric is like, oh, you're Chinese? Yes, I'm half Chinese, and my dad was Chinese.
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Gross. Which I did not know this, by the way. And then everybody goes, isn't that funny? Isn't that funny? She's from the Valley. How hilarious.
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you've got to be kidding me oh erica you've got a real thing about the valley and let me just say as another chinese person i just don't understand it kelly dodd comes and she goes i'm black so erica i lived in the valley come on you you know it's the only place i can get consistent work
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I'm tired of it. I've had it. She's a court fitness. Have I used that one already?
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Listen, who doesn't love always, who doesn't love the valley? I mean, you're always at least five minutes away from a wiener schnitzel. So Jennifer Tilly's like, okay, everybody, does anybody want a cocktail? So they are gonna, they order stuff. And Sutton orders. Sutton doesn't want to be bugged about her alcohol side.
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Can I get some champagne in a white wine glass? Thank you. I just need a bigger. I hate a skinny glass. Thank you. Do you have a jug? Do you have a gallon jug? Just bring that over. Okay.
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And if not, I'm going to go. Oh, look at you speak like PC. Look at you speaking French. Yeah. So I was like, girl, I mean, I can't decide. Sorry. I can't decide which person I'm going to be today. According to poor rate.
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I'm sick of people acting, playing the victim card. Now, Bose, you do, you will cover this ride, right? Because I'm $10,000 down after someone stole my purse at a Big Lots.
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And they just look at her like, what? What are you talking about? And then Boze kind of looks over at her and Boze just wants to eat a pickle. You know, like Boze is like not paying attention really, but she looks over at her like, what? And Sutton goes, well, how many people do you have in you today? And she goes, how many what? How many people do you have in you today? She goes,
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How many people do I... What? I've got four eggs. Are they... Are egg houses considered people? Hey, could someone put my four egg houses on le piscine? Thank you.
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Not the only one. How many people do I have? One. Myself. I don't have voices talking to me, honey. How many do you have? So, Buzz... She didn't get the joke. She didn't get what Sutton was saying at all, which is... No, she got it. No, she got it. She was being very nice. She was basically saying like, excuse me.
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Also, it's a great way to ruin someone's zinger is if someone's like, aha, I'm going to diss you. And then you say, wait, can you say that again? I didn't hear it. And then they like lose their momentum and you're like, oh, okay. So Bose, I think Bose had full control over that situation. So Sutton's like, well, Dorit already mentioned which person are you today? So rewind 20 minutes.
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I never know which Sutton I'm going to get. And now I know.
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Oh, my God. How offensive. This is so offensive. I can see why Sutton has a fit. I've never heard anything so offensive. So Dorit goes, is that what you were referring to? That little comment I made? He goes, that's what you said. That's what you said, Dorit. That's what you said.
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So, Therese... I'm sorry, did I say Target before?
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Guys, it's my once-a-year baked potato, okay? And I just had my once-a-year hot dog. Oh, and by the way, I just want everyone to know that on Monday, after we talked so much about Sir Wieners, and this is on the heels of Erica talking about her hot dog last week, I did, after we were done podcasting, I did drive off to a roadside stand and I ate two hot dogs.
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I just want to say, this show influences me. Wow. For this network. Yeah. It was fabulous.
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Got your hot dog in there.
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I meant Walmart. I met a CVS Greens. So Dorit's like, I always say Sutton's behavior is very inconsistent. And I've been around that really nice, sweet, fun, compassionate person. And we see a flashback to two months earlier when Sutton was trying to be nice. And she's like, If you're getting divorced, I will be there with you to laugh in your face.
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Good for you. Just want to make sure I'm going to update all the zero people who cared about that.
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Your hot dog gobble. So then Andrea's like, let me just back off a bit, Sutton. She goes, you back off of me.
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So please. And I said, well, I'm going to say something to you. I'm going. I'm going to go. And I mean this sincerely. So Dorit just goes, hold on. Ding, ding, ding. Dorit's hilarious.
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Starts taking your glass. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs has an announcement to make. So Sun goes, okay, we don't need, we don't need a table announcement. Okay, I'm just talking to you. She's like, okay, everyone, Satan has something to say. Everyone, please, please let this deranged person speak. Okay, no, I came to your house, to your 4th of July party to celebrate this country.
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And I came calm and I came in peace and I waited. And as soon as Kyle got there, you came down and then you took my handbag.
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Oh, how vicious of me. Heaven forbid. A little humor. Oh, was it humorous? Well, it depends on your mood. It's humorous if you were in a good mood. Well, I wasn't. I came in in politeness. I bought you a very nice bottle of champagne. That's definitely out of your price bracket. It's called Andre. I think you would like it.
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and i cut flowers from my garden i held them for 30 minutes in your lobby now technically it wasn't flowers they were just dandelions which are actually weeds but whatever they made your lobby look nice And Grisham goes, not lobby.
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She goes, well, it looked like a lobby because I was the only one there. So, you know, you wanted to point out the vodka and the grapefruit juice. And then you put vodka in your Coca-Cola, which I thought was interesting. And then we sit down and I get a watermelon drink. And you go, aha, you're asking if there's alcohol in it? That was a jab. That was a jab.
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And everyone's just looking at her like, what is this crazy lady? Like, you have not said one offensive thing yet, except that she made you wait 30 minutes. The rest of it's like, so? She put some Coca-Cola in her, what are you mad about? And the drink goes, why was it a jab? And she's, and by the way, it's pronounced Jib. It was a Jib.
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And at least I served rosé in a rosé glass. So Sutton's like, after what happened last year and what you did to me, she's like, what did I do to you last year? You insinuated that I had a drinking problem and I am not a drunk, even though I clearly have very defined opinions on where vodka should go.
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Not on Coca-Cola, but down my throat. Then we see a flashback to the reunion where Dorit is wearing that fucking red outfit with the scarf over her head. National Geographic.
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I laughed so hard. I forgot about that. I don't know how I forgot about it, but it made me laugh so hard. And so he's like, well, wait, do you think she's an alcoholic? And she's like, I don't know.
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So we come back to present and Dorit's like, so I was the only one talking about your drinking. It's like, but Kyle was there too. But Kyle has apologized to me. She did a split and said, sorry. So Dorit's like, oh, and I didn't apologize. I didn't apologize to you. No, I thought you did. And then we get back to the reunion and she's like, I'm sorry that you have a drinking problem.
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She goes, I don't think that you have a drinking problem, Sutton. And she goes, well, I don't. Well, I don't know. I don't know. That's Doreen's big apology.
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I mean, laugh with you at something to be a sister, you know, nice friend. And then we go back to the present and she's like, but I've also been around her evil twin sister. It's like they don't even have to show a flashback for that because we all know what that's like.
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Sorry that I don't know. Sorry I can't figure out if you have a drinking problem or not. Maybe if you were sober for once, I would be able to tell the difference between you being sober and drunk. But until then, I don't know. And you thought that was an apology?
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Well, I wasn't going to let you perpetuate that myth, which is what you wanted to do. And you picked at me, and I'm sorry, you need to pick on somebody else whose wallet fits. And Garcelle goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, okay. Garcelle's like, listen, I'm always on your side, but... Calm it down over there. And Kyle's just like, no, ma'am. I cannot believe what just came out of her mouth.
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You should never poor shame someone. You should just drive in front of Kim's house and just honk and wait until she comes out and tries to get on her bicycle and you're in a Range Rover. That's fun enough, isn't it?
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What you have to do is you go to Kim's house and you give her two envelopes and say one has postage stamps, one has food stamps. You have to choose, but you only get one and just watch her reaction. That's all you do. So then Erica is, by the way, Sutton's thing didn't totally make sense. Like don't pick on, pick on someone whose wallet fits.
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I guess you're saying like pick on someone whose wallet fits your wallet. Like who's in your bracket.
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Don't pick on someone so rich. Yeah. Find someone, find another poor person of vibrant. Whose wallet fits the bill.
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So Erica's like, oh, so you think you're bigger than her? And Sutton's like, I think my wallet is.
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Most people on this show like it when someone says that there's something bigger than them, something larger than them. They're like, oh, does your wallet make me look skinny? So Dorit's like, and now we're seeing Sutton go where she's most comfortable to go. As low as you can possibly go.
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Just because she thinks her ex-husband dropped a big pocketbook in her lap, it doesn't give her license to be such a fucking C-word. She just really loves saying the C word this season. Yeah.
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Which I was like, damn. Well, guess what? My horse was my date. There, I said it. It's sick, but it brings me love.
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Erica was the biggest raggard of money, but Erica has been humbled, you know, and Sutton is still in that unhumbled place. So she's like, I just want her to back off of me. I'm tired of it. I am tired of it. I am tired of it. Well, let me know when you're done singing. I'm tired of it. I am tired of it. I am tired of it. I am tired of it.
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Yeah, look, I mean, I think she got along with Doreen or with Sutton before, because when you're trying to get along with someone and make a new friend, you should know what they're interested in and, you know, talk to them about their hobbies and stuff. And she found it with Sutton because Sutton loves divorce. She's like, you're getting a divorce. I'm going to be there every step of the way.
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so here we go i'm talking about your wallet size don't with me i don't regret it i won't regret in fact i'm proud that i said it son is just like oh i love her living in her so son's like well let me make this very clear miss it when she said missy oh my god i died
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She made it clear she didn't want me to be there. So guess what?
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I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go messy. She's like, oh, so it's justified for you. It's not okay for Coyle. She goes, I was sitting on the side of the road. Okay, I wasn't sitting on the side of the road in a bathrobe. Okay, when I stormed out, I stormed out fully clothed and in a classy way.
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I stormed out like a person with a big wallet would storm out. Kyle was just like a poor person in a bathrobe. And then we see the guy, and Kyle looks offended, and we see the flashback of Kyle like, I am leaving, I am leaving, I am leaving, and crying on that street in Hancock Park. So Sutton's like, I left because my hostess did not want me to be there.
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No, but I should have called you a fucking bitch.
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Bruce is like, and Carson goes, uh-uh, uh-uh. Everyone's just making noises.
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I'm the one who's unwelcoming. And she tells us, I'm so over Sutton's bullshit. Honestly, I don't want to be around someone who is as tacky, low, classless.
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Question, anyone? Does anyone, anyone got a mirror? Well, she needs one, because she needs a touch-up. Sutton, Sutton really needs a fucking... Sutton, first of all, don't steal my mirror line. I was setting myself up for my own punchline. Don't get to take it away from me. Sutton, excuse me. Mirror, please, to seat number three, because Sutton needs a fucking mirror that she can hold up.
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Hold on, everyone. To her face. Ha-ha. Got her.
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Well, what about you saying, I'm sorry, that was a terrible joke, I take it back, and then we're done? She goes, oh, you think that's really good? You think that's going to be done? She goes, well, I don't know, but give it a shot. She goes, okay, let me try it. Sutton, I'm so sorry, that was a terrible joke. You're a stupid cut fitness.
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I'm going to get that man by the balls. I'm going to squeeze him until money starts falling out of his ears. And she's like, I've never seen the side of you. It's my hobby.
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And they're like, great job, Dorit.
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Garcelle's like, just say my bad. Don't say anything after that. Okay, if I offended you or upset you, even in that moment, had you said, Dorit, please don't do that, it actually upsets me. I did say it. I did.
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Well, it was warranted. And then you decided that when you were going to, you're going to go up, you're going to get up and walk out. No, I did not say I was going to get up and walk out. I said, I'm going to go. So Kyle's like, um, everyone, let me ask you a question. Okay. What do you two need from each other right now? Um, so Simon goes, well, she has nothing to give me.
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I can promise you that unless it's debt.
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She's poor. That's what I'm saying right now. She is a poor, poor person. She has nothing to give me, and I don't want it. And she goes, well, I mean, do you think I'm going to sit here and keep taking this, Kyle?
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I'm, like, literally trying to intervene and say, guys, does anyone know how to close a French door? Okay, you know what? I am not dealing with somebody who actually wants to have a productive conversation, who wants to have any type of relationship, let alone a civil one. She's like, well, is there anything either of you guys can do?
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Unfortunately, when you squeeze PK by the balls, the only thing that comes out is Kewpie mayo.
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Is there anything, something that she can do to make you feel better? If I twirl my ponytail, will that make you guys feel happier?
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I think that if you guys could just agree on one thing, so... What do you both think about Mauricio putting a picture of his Dancing with the Stars picture in the office?
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If I gave you guys complimentary overstock from Kyle by Shahida, would that make you happy?
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So it's like, I think that we need space. Well, I'm good with that.
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It's all I'm going to be getting for the next five years after my house is taken away.
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So Kyle and Dorit switch spaces. And so now everyone is eating. Now some more food comes out. And Kyle's like, oh, my God, that looks amazing. And Faye's like, well, I think Dorit just doesn't want people saying that she's late all the time. Oh, yeah, that's... Except that Dorit is late all the time, every single episode for six years.
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So, um... One time I did get it to give me a Keurig-style mocha.
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Yeah, Faye's trying to be the great mediator here. She's like, yeah, Dorit doesn't want people saying she's late. And listen, I drink as much as you, Sutton. I mean, we just all have little buttons, don't we? And Erica's like, oh god, Faye, Faye! She goes, why? And Garceau's like, well, hello everybody, this is Faye. Sutton, would you like to stand up and say your name? How dare you!
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that, really. Listen, nobody wants to be put into a box because of it, period. We don't want to be judged, we don't want to be labeled. I mean, morally corrupt, how could you even? We just want to enjoy our lives, and I think that's the problem.
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And if enjoying your lives means exploiting your friend who was murdered, that's okay, because that's your pursuit of joy.
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And if anybody needs some completely unfashionable wicker baskets installed into a closet anytime soon, just give me a call.
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So the potatoes arrive. They range from price $250 to $1,000. So Jennifer is like, well, Dorit is just rah-rah. And it seems like she's got a lot going on, you know, like she's like in an emotional state, like poor Dorit. That was just throwing a bone to Sutton.
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So it's like, that's not poor Dorit. She's mean as hell. I don't want to see her. I don't want to speak to her. We're done. I don't care about her at all.
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So Kyle and Dorit are talking to the side and she's like, um, how are you? Which is my way of saying, can you ask me how I am? And Dorit's like, I didn't even get a chance to speak. She's like, yeah, she's definitely on fire today. No doubt. And I definitely did not like stoke it in the car on the way over here.
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Delicious. The worst part is when he started saying...
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Yeah, and she's kind of trying to make Dorit make peace, but Dorit's like, I will not go back out there. Could you bring that baked potato? I'm really hungry. It's been a long time since I've eaten. Oh, wait, this is fascinating. I'm really sorry you're hurt. We had another breadkin in my house today.
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Listen. Okay. I keep telling myself, don't go there. Don't go there. Oh, you're talking about oral sex with PK again? No, no. I'm saying if I go as fucking low as she does, I will eviscerate her. And I do not want to go low because I already did marry PK and that was pretty low as it was. So there's only so much a person's going to take.
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Yeah, well, maybe you guys need to, like, talk alone or something. She's like, I have no patience for her. She's like, well, she's definitely not letting you talk today. I mean, you know, Sutton, you know, it's Sutton. I mean, she just needs to cool down.
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And then she tells us, after spending time with Sutton and Augusta and hearing the stories about her dad, you know, they should just, like, kind of give her a break, basically. She's like, I now understand a lot more why Sutton's triggered by the drinking comments, you know. But she doesn't tell this to Dorit.
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She just tells this to us. Yeah, I'm not going to give any context to Dorit, but I'll just hold on to this card. Yeah.
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I'll just let Dorit flounder here.
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Yeah. Well, I just need a break from her. She's too cuckoo. She's too all over the place. And when she balances her meds, she can come to see me. Period.
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Well, that's another one with Sutton. So Carl's like, oh, yeah, she gets offended by that. I wouldn't say that. She goes, well, she gets offended by almost everything. I'm so over this woman.
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You guys should talk, just like the two of you. So now it's the next day, and everything's like, do-do-do-do-do, fun, fun, fun, and then, a boom! Oh, hello, this boom is brought to you by Garcelle Beauvais. Hello, everyone, hold on. Oh, no! No. No. And headlines appear.
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Mauricio Lomansky's mystery woman is identified as Russian-born actress who's 20 years younger than Kyle Richards' ex and is in a movie with Alec Baldwin, who will also be on TLC soon. LOL, am I right?
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Wow, Sutton, I'm FaceTiming you. Have you seen the social media? Did you see the photos of him in Greece at the airport with a girl who has no clothes on? Ha ha ha ha ha.
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He kept calling himself Nespike. So Dorit is like, I think that today is a good day for us to definitely at least hold her accountable, accountable. She's like, yes, to talk about it.
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yeah and we see the picture of mauricio kissing this young girl at the avis rented car airport so it sounds like we got a lot to unpack here we got a lot to unpack here so then we go to bozes and she's like oh my god did you see the news um was i in it no about kyle oh god what is it
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well girl and well it was a girl and it wasn't oh this isn't a friendly kiss like oh like we've been together type of kiss like homegirl's hands were all up around his neck and she goes oh it felt like a punch in the gut for kyle i'm sure it was very funny for me um so then we go over to kyle and erica calls her and erica is just giving her a look on the phone like oh
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She's like, what? What? Well, I was going to ask you how you are. She's like, well, I really don't know how I am right now, to be honest. I mean, I'm just here in the house. There's a chair stuck in the doorway. I don't know how to get it out.
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i've been crying in the mini cottage all day so kyle's like well she's like i mean i had no idea but it's like all over the internet like i don't even know which is well if you're meeting someone why are you greeting them at the airport and if you know this is gonna happen yeah obviously like when someone gets a shot of you like that like you just don't know like obviously he like didn't know his picture was being taken like obviously and like i don't think especially in europe you're expecting that to happen yeah like what
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See, like, why is it paparazzi in Greece taking a photo of Mauricio? I don't think that's something that's just going to happen on its own.
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Listen, this is what, you know, I've been saying this forever, that those two are just planning all these paparazzi shots. There's no way that anybody cares this much about Kyle and Morgan or Mauricio. I'm sorry. There's just no way. Especially out of the U.S.,
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yes and so it's obviously fishy so i loved this episode because finally somebody is on that you know and so she's not that no one else thought it it's just you know when you hear it on tv it's like oh my god i'm not as crazy as i thought so she's like he didn't do it on purpose is that what you're implying erica and she's like no i didn't say on purpose i'm just thinking yeah it can't be like
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I agree with that! So I love, both started this, like, you know what we should do. She had some trauma, and I think at this point we need to reach out to Seton and say, Seton, we still love you, you're part of the circle. And Dorit goes, you mean Yeleter? Good, I mean, let's do it. Let's confront the bitch. Why not? I'll have a good story to tell Keeley later.
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is what I'm thinking so then we go to Garcelle facetiming Sutton and Sutton's like I mean that was not an accidental paparazzi shot this was a plain photo and you know I'm being serious because I'm putting beats between each of my words and tiny little breaths also when you're as wealthy as Mauricio you're not going to Avis you have a car service so Garcelle so like the fact that they were like in front of Avis like smooching in Greece in front of Avis I think it was the baggage claim right
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I think the Avis was just the background. I don't think they were actually at the Avis. They weren't like waiting for their point of escort.
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They're like, hi, I'm here to pick up my... I'm here to pick up the keys to a 25-year-old... I will get insurance on that. Yeah. So that was not accidental.
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That was a plant photo. And she's like, well, no one's going to hire someone to take that photo. Yeah, they are. Now, I have been to the airport. And really, honestly, I think I was in the airport when Jennifer Aniston was there and there was no paparazzi. And I just passed by her and said, poor bitch.
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Maybe next time grow your wallet and you'll get a paparazzo. So Sutton says, my one thought is this. Are Kyle and Mauricio using paparazzi to tell our stories? To do a War of the Roses thing with? Like those pictures of Morgan picking her up at the airport, getting gas, walking down the street. Wait, are you saying Mo planted those photos to get back at Kyle to do that?
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Wait, let me add one more thing.
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I just, that's 100%. I think that probably it's more likely that Kyle did it because Kyle is looking, you know, Kyle needs some more, um, Feelings. What am I trying to say? Like sympathy. I think Kyle feels like she needs some more sympathy from the girls. So I think if anybody did it, it was probably Kyle. But I would believe that he did it.
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I definitely believe they both call the paps on themselves.
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I think they both call the paps on themselves. And Kyle is going to continue peddling the story that they're having the best, most amicable divorce of all time. And that's nice to think. But watch. This is it's going downhill. It's going downhill. Well, yeah.
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And also it's the same episode where Kyle was saying, I think she told her therapist, you know, I thought this is what I wanted, but now he's off living his own life. And I think it's time that I did something like, I think it's time I made a change inferring that she's going to get a divorce. Like it's finally time to get a divorce.
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And then coincidentally, then pictures show up of Mauricio with this young girl. So come on now.
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I think Kyle, but then she's also like, oh, you're going to live your best life. Well, here's here. She's not going to brag to him that she's living her best life, but she will make it.
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seen and known so um yeah it's 100 they're going after each other with uh paparazzi and uh it's fun and we benefit from it because it's hilarious so yeah good times yeah as far as the sutton versus street stuff i just they're both assholes and i love it i'm enjoying them both i'm not terribly offended by either other one of them at this point i'm just enjoying the ride
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I'm just enjoying that the show has has moved a bit out of its like the polite rut it had been in for a few seasons there towards the end of like the Lisa Rinna stint. They're not saying it's because of Lisa Rinna. I'm just saying it was around that time. And now they're just like outwardly outwardly just really saying what's on their mind. I think that's actually really good for the show.
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So, um... Well, at least somebody paid attention to me. They're having an egg party.
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Yeah, well, super fun episode. Thanks for being with us, you guys. It was a very fun two-parter. We'll be back tomorrow with some Summer House, which is also going to be wild because it's Kyle versus Paige. It's the beginning of Kyle versus Paige. So we will see you tomorrow for that.
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A lot of egg houses at this place. So we're at Caviar Caspia. I've never heard that term. Of course, me. Listen, what a surprise. Ben Mandelker doesn't know a term that has anything to do with reproduction because I'm like, vagina, scary. I'm a gay man. But I haven't heard that term egg house before. I guess is that like a follicle or something like that? I don't know. You know what?
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Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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She's our kind of mess. It's Jennifer Messer. Sip some scotch with Jessica Trach.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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Kristen the Piston Anderson. Get a bee in your bonnet with Lacey Bee. Rigging the funk, it's Leslie Plunkett. She gets an A from us, it's Lindsay Dee. Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Lino. Fresh as a daisy, it's Maisie McHenry. We love her on the rocks, it's Melissa Cox. Megan Berg, you can't have a burger without the Berg.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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I love a ya, Olivia Williamson. Tastier than Flanderson, it's Rachel Manderson.
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She sure is swell. It's Raquel.
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Yes, we canna. It's Savannah.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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And our super premium sponsors. She's VVIP.
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It's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva.
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Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neill.
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Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily sides.
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Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen. It's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know Your Worth with Jason Couric. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy.
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Always killin' it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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The Incredible Edible Matthew Sisters. She eases our woes, it's Melissa St. Rose.
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Give him hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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Who are you asking? I'm like, what the fuck? You want to talk about, you know, the history of war in America? Like, what the fuck?
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Egg house vagina. This was not the right thing to look up.
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Why'd you put vagina in there? Just put egg house.
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Okay, egg house, uterus. No, because then you wind up getting a bunch of breakfast places. Oh. Egg house, uterus. How a fertilized egg finds its home in a uterus. I think I'm just, you know what?
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Egg house hunters. So we go over to Caviar Caspia, and there's a long table, which thank God they planned this out, because it's incredible. And there's vodka bottles lined up, so they are expecting sudden, which is nice. And there's some very bad handwriting on some place cards.
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They're place cards, Kate, and they're written terribly.
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Second trip in a week. Two weeks in a row of people tripping. Okay. Hello. Everything looks great. The first time I went to Caviar Caspia was during Fashion Week. And it's the place to go in Paris. And, like, when you go there, like, you see all the supermodels and the designers and the famous people. And the food is phenomenal. And I mean caviar and everything.
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And, like, always when you go to Caviar Caspia, you're hoping someone else is going to pick up the bill. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm like, lady, you've got Simpsons money. You're picking up the bill for everyone there, okay? You're picking up my bill when I go out with you, if I ever get to live out that dream.
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Anne-Marie's like, wow. So then Erica arrives and she's like, I like this Jennifer Tilly.
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Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode.
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So Garcelle arrives next and Jennifer's like, Oh my God, I'm a people here. We have the same cat tan. Oh, you're gorgeous in blue. We both did the blue eyeliner. I love that. I love what you've done there. And then Faye Resnick shows up. I mean, wow. Wow. This is a big episode. Yeah, that's a big one.
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Morally corrupt Faye Resnick with Kathy Hilton. I'm wearing a caftan made out of lemons because I've been to Capris. Anybody? Love their lemons there.
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Lots of hugs going around and everyone's talking about, oh, I'm so glad it's not as hot as it was at July 4th and everything. And then we go over to Sutton, Kyle, and Jen, Kyle's personal assistant slash friend.
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riding in jennifer chile's caviar and cap cap i'm riding to the party in an suv and kyle's like um so i was filling jen in on what happened the other day at retreats and she was like the first one there and like son was like the first one there and like no one was there and she just had to sit there and like sat there and sat there and sat there and sat there it was like hilarious
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Yeah, for 40 minutes. It was disturbing.
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So we see a clip of that, Sutton just walking around that farmhouse like, what do I do in a style like this? It's just terrible. It's horrible.
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Are these plastic floors? Yeah. I mean, I was just, I was watching The Babysitter's Club. I was like, what's The Babysitter's Club? They're Dorit's friends. So they were like all 14. Yeah. So you want me to be nice? They're like, oh my God, 14, Sutton. Yeah, well, you want me to be nice? I'm not being nice today. This is not nice, Sutton.
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I don't know why Dorit continues to come after me. And she's like full in her full on squint mode where she's just squinting at the cameras and her little cat eyes are gleaming behind her eyes. Like she's ready to rip her new one. She's like, I mean, there's obvious reasons. There's people in our group that have a lifestyle that Dorit aspires to have.
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Unfortunately, she did not marry someone rich enough. Now, I could understand the confusion. When you marry the Pillsbury Doughboy, that man could be getting a lot of residuals. But unfortunately, he's just an actor at the end of the day.
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Unfortunately, Crescent Rolls aren't going to pay the bills. So then they go back to Caviar Caspia and everyone's drinking and enjoying things. And Faye Resnick is like, oh, I'm dying to see your jewelry. Well, are you seeing this stuff? This is wonderful. And then there's, you know, Jennifer's showing off her jewelry. This is Katagodno. This is Katagodno. This is Katagodno. This is Bulgari.
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So then we go to Bose and Dorit riding together on the way to the party. And they're like, oh my God, girl, I can't believe it. I have so much to tell you. Me too. I haven't seen you since my 4th of July party. Okay, well, I'm not going to talk today, am I? Four eggs.
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This is Bulgari. This is Forever 21, just to mix it up. And this one, I don't even know what this one is. This is just some sort of like gold thing that I just picked up somewhere just by being rich. Yeah.
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Yeah, these people are so tacky on this show. I love it. Because on one end, it's like, it is the glamorous one. Like, even the car Erica drove up in, I was like, oh, my God, they got her a really nice car on Beverly Hills to drive that thing. But they're just so tacky.
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It's so trashy. I mean, they're so rich, but so trashy.
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I love it. This one I got by raiding a pyramid in Egypt. That was wonderful that I got to do that one. I love that one. This one is from, oh, this one's from a sacred temple in remote India. So I got that one as well. It's just lovely.
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Trixie. So then Dorit and Bose arrive. Trophies. Trophies, both. And everybody comes. Everybody's here. So Dorit is not dressed in a caftan. She's wearing like some black and white splotchy dress. And it's awkward. And Garcelle's like, oh, does Chanel not make half tans? Was there nobody with a CC stamp for Dorit today?
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Don't tell Tallulah Getty or whatever her name is. Talitha Getty. Um, so Garcelle, uh, yes. So, uh, I like how Garcelle says, is that why Miss Thing isn't wearing one? Miss Thing. So, um, everyone's ordering drinks and everything. And Kyle asked for a mocktail and Dorit's like, well, I think I missed the Kaftan memo. So I was like, how did you miss that? Um, Which is actually a fair question.
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I mean, everyone's wearing a caftan. Even like the Uber drivers are wearing caftans just in case they might get invited in.
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Even Faye, who wasn't invited, is wearing a caftan. And Sutton's like, did I miss the caftan memo? Idiot.
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She's stupid. I guess poor people don't understand what caftans are.
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Yeah, exactly. So then we see a flashback to the party and everything. And so then Kathy, we see also a flashback to one week earlier and Kathy was asking Kyle about the trip to Augusta and Kyle says it was emotional. And Bo says, look- I think there was an opportunity just to say, hey, look, we need you in this sisterhood. We need you in this circle.
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I'm just not a big fan of them. So this Dior dress will have to do anyway.
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Sutton, it's important to stay hydrated. And because Sutton's drinking water, and Dorit's like, oh, is that because of our tit-a-tit? She's like, is it okay for me to drink water? Am I allowed to drink water? Aren't I allowed to have drink water? Or is that something that a poor person doesn't understand?
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Oh, are you in that mood today? She goes, no. Why'd you ask? You started it, Dorit. You started it.
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Leave me alone. She will not leave me alone. I said it five years ago when I met her and I unleashed my instant famous line, let the mouse go. Roll it, boys.
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You can now buy that on a ball gown that's $19,000 from my store. And on the back, it says, let the mouse go. Let the mouse go.
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Hashtag green line. Green line. Green line.
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Um, so yeah, she's kind of giving her shit, but I feel, I don't know. My, my friends give me so much shit every time I don't have a drink. I can't be so mad at Dorit yet. I'm sorry. I can't. I know. I see that there's all this outrage about it. I just, I just not feeling it. I think it's funny. And I think that Sutton is so defensive about drinking that she's making herself look like an alcoholic.
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I've never seen anybody that's defensive. Just be like, shut up Dorit.
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When Sutton is totally unhinged, it's just the best. And like everything sets her off. So she's like, well, I need to tell her I am not a mouse. Okay. She goes, is it okay for me to drink water? She's like, okay, but listen, I never know which Sutton I'm going to get, but now I know. So then they move over to the table because the potatoes are going to get cold. And so Jennifer.
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Well, this is revolutionary. Revolutionary. Did one of the architects from Spain organize this? So everyone's sitting down and Garcelle notices a name at the table, a seating tag, place tag, whatever, place card. And she says, Anne-Marie. And Garcelle's like, what? Who's Anne-Marie? I'm going to preload my...
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no and then we see like a flashback to america's favorite america's favorite housewife and marina marie talked about the esophagus she's like you i know everything about your esophagus because i am a doctor a medical doctor surgeon No, these are my fans. This is a non-famous Anne-Marie. They're like, oh, thank God.
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She goes, I thought for a minute there. Oh, hell no. Anne-Marie is like, and another lawsuit. I will be suing you along with the Medical American Association. This is all because of the libs. Well, guess who's not going to be showing up at your lib party anytime soon?
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I am now spearheading a new movement called MEA, which is Make America Esophagus Again.
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We have 8.5 members. So they sit down and it's awkward because Sutton and Dorit are already sniping each other. And Dorit's like, wow, what a great way to start the day. A dry drunk. Say thank you.
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Hi, Faye Resnick is here. Hello. Jennifer, that's amazing you were nominated for an Academy Award, unlike Kyle's best friend who won one.
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And if you don't join, we're going to recruit a baby doctor. So get in, bitch.
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Way to keep current, Faye. Way to keep current.
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That's Simpson's money, by the way. That's Simpson's money.
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Kyle is like, oh my God, she's my favorite one on the Golden Girls.
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Oh my God. God, I wish I would have loved to have had Elizabeth Montgomery as my mother.
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Tell her the Getty needs to relax. I'm looking at photos of her. Every photo she's dead. So I would call that pretty relaxed.
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She has a lot of photos of her flopped up against the wall. Like that's her, no wonder why she's like a caftan queen. She is like a human caftan. Every photo is her like propped up on some structure. Relax.
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Like every single thing she's leaned up against something, like she's falling down. It's like if you took like a towel and threw it against the wall, like that's, she's like, that's my pose. Even when she's holding her baby, she's just like, ah, it's babysitting me. She is the most floppy person, RIP. But look, I mean, every single photo is her flopped up against something. It's wild.
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it's like it's not even it's like every just like there's like one of her like she has a lot she has a lot of photos by like um like like like stone kind of like stone walls or structures i'm sure there's one on demand video look she's just leaning
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wait they have uh so this is wait this is very exciting because um uh streamyard has just debuted the ability to share photos and this is the best wait look at the one there wait yeah this one on the right um you can't yeah one over that one this one look at her click it she's sitting down kind of cross-legged and leaning and then her head's also leaning
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This is where Jennifer Tilly and I will diverge because I am a caviar slut and I'll eat the cheap stuff. I'll eat the expensive stuff. I love it all. I will eat the cheap arms. I love the cheap arms shit.
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Way to really tell if they get up this moment. Okay. Womp, womp. Womp the caviar onto the wall. Yeah.
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Wow. Thanks. Wow. Is this a thimble?
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I think they're... We love them.
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I don't know. I think What's-His-Face was really problematic. The guy, the white-haired guy with the ponytail, you know? Not Helmut Lang.
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I'm sorry, has Talitha Getty ever modeled any of Old Nova? Because until she has, I'm not sure if they really count. They're sleepwear, just models on the ground.
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Well, I'll get you a Starbucks, Ronnie. Don't you worry.
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If you just want the free shit, though, who cares? You get all the upside.
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Well, Jennifer Chile then says, well, I think that would be very nice.
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Suck it. Hold on one second. Most expensive caviar. Hold on. I want to just speak to my mother. Hey, mother, why aren't you proud of me being able to start my own little business? OK, as I was saying, I need a billionaire to fund this lifestyle.
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Thank you, mother. So Sutton's saying, she's like, oh, well, Jennifer, you missed Dorit's 4th of July party. You know, I was reluctant to go and you seem a bit traumatized.
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Okay, so Garcelle sits down and is like, Sutton, what are you drinking? And I said, it's the watermelon drink. It's light and refreshing, which for the record was neither light nor was it refreshing, but I was being polite because that's the way my mother raised me.
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Actually, the way my mother raised me was to say, this drink sucks, but I learned not to act like my mother, which is sort of like my mother raising me. Anywho, then she goes, Garcelle says, is there any alcohol in there? And then she goes, then we see a flashback of this incriminating moment. Yeah.
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Now, did I swerve into the door jam five times just trying to get out of the house because I was so wasted? Perhaps, but I still made my point. Waste not, want not. Know what I'm saying? I'm gungo. I am gungo.
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I'm gungo. I'm gungo. So, um, uh, by the way, I have to, I'm going to admit right now, last week when Dorit said her thing, I didn't understand what joke Dorit was trying to make. Like, it didn't make sense to me. And it was only this week that I realized Dorit was being sarcastic saying, wait, you're asking Sutton what she's drinking.
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And if there's alcohol in it, like, of course there's alcohol in it, but I didn't get that for a whole week. And so you didn't get it.
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Sutton's reaction had nothing to do with... Okay, maybe some of the groundwork was laid by the fact that she just went to Augusta.
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but her reaction was solely rooted in the fact that she waited 30 minutes without being greeted downstairs and then on top of that her bag and then was like not like when the joke was over drit still held on to it and sun felt uncomfortable about by it so it was purely sutton was just waiting for an opportunity to explode and that's and she chose this one and that's all it was
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Sutton is one of those few people who can be a total, total asshole. And when I like to say one of those few people, it's like, it's like all my favorites. I'm like one of those few people who can be an asshole. And I like it. I'm like, no, I like all, I love Sutton just being totally unhinged because it's just her. She can't control it. She, it just comes bubbling out of her.
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Like she can't, she's not producing in that moment. She just is full of emotion. And I love that.
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No. So Sutton's like, well, I understand what she's doing, and I understand her insinuation completely, and she is not that clever. So Jennifer's like, so what did you say in response? And she's like, you're such a fucking bitch, Camille. Oh, okay. So then you just left. Well, I didn't just leave. I did sort of like plunge right into the kitchen island. I mean, I was seeing all sorts of things.
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It was a lot. It was a very strong drink. But then I eventually got out of there.
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Thai-ish-wanese. Thai-ish-wanese. So Jennifer asks if Sutton's talked to Reed and she's like, no.
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It's this doll house in the backyard. And Kyle's like, why is this door open? Who went in here? And we see there's like disarray, everything. Here's a bigger question. Why do you still have this thing in your backyard? Your children are like 16. What's happening in there?
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And why are there so many printouts of memes on the walls?
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I know you've told me not to do that, babe. Honestly, I didn't know what I was more annoyed by. The fact that we're seeing another scene of Kyle running after her dogs or the fact that she had this miniature cottage. The cottage really annoyed me. Why do you have this miniature cottage? Why does this exist on your property? This doesn't make any sense. This is stupid.
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i think the kids were too old for that even when they moved in right because they haven't lived there since porsche was like a little kid they moved in there when she was a teenager it's like poor shot let's just go in there poor shot you know in a household full of stupid objects i.e the neon art in her in her foyer this is what this is probably the stupidest thing on kyle's property this stupid cottage burn it to the ground
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Good luck. Ooh, I'm so scared. Storm's like, you won't give me a doghouse, but you have a cottage for some invisible child that's going to come in here someday. Grow up.
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Storm definitely had like a melodramatic 1970s movie moment. There's like, oh yeah, like so good cigarette. She's knocking everything off the counters of the cottage.
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It would be very Kyle if like all her robbed stuff was just in the backyard in that stupid cottage that no one went into because there was never any need for anyone to go into because everyone aged out of it. Yeah, it is kind of creepy to have that back there.
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she's like, well, I just, I feel, I felt so unrelaxed. I have to take a breath. He's like, okay, take a breath. Okay. More space. How's it feeling? Well, I felt really weird in the beginning, but like, I'm getting used to it. And it's just like, it's been like really quiet lately because Porsche's in Europe and like, I don't know how to turn on the music. So it's just like really, really quiet.
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And it's really cold in here because I haven't been able to figure out how to close the French door. So cold, no music bugs coming in. It's really bad in here.
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Kyle, you just went to Augusta, Georgia. Okay. That's beautiful.
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it's called eat it that i eat it eat it i eat it but in augusta so um kyle's like i mean like this is the first summer i mean the fact that he took porsche alone i've never been away from porsche like that and then he's like gonna go and do like a guy's trip and he like goes and lives his life and just like having fun and it's just like i don't know like does kyle just not know how to book herself an airplane ticket
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she did do that now the other thing is that like what the real story here is kyle is saying okay we have to work on our images right like like a divorce is not just a divorce when you're in the public eye it's like it's also a battle of public relations and her public relations like her angle is i'm just home and i'm alone and i'm just trying to like because people think that she cheated, right?
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People think she cheated and she cheated with Morgan Wade. So she's just going to be like the healing and working on myself, doing that whole thing. And he's just like, woo, skiing, banging hot girls, going to parties, going off to the Riviera. And she's like, this isn't right because I have to do the sad thing for my public image. And he gets to do all the party stuff.
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Like I want to do the party stuff too. I'm liberated from this guy. I get to live my best lesbian life now.
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Yeah. Kyle's just like, I want to be out there. I want to party. But if I do that, everyone's going to get mad at me. So that sucks.
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Origin story. Okay. It's called Kyle Leah Perez.
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so jamie is like she said well why can't you live your best life too i can but there's like a little part of me that says like you know like i move on what happens if i move on with somebody new and then like what if he's like okay i went into my wild oats or like whatever that expression is and you know and and he wants to come back yeah
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Why would you take back someone who says, woo, I just sold my wild oats. Okay, I'm back to you. Back to the old reliable Pontiac, 1983 Pontiac. No, if someone said that, like, oh, sorry, I went and sold my wild oats. Now let's get back together. Like, yeah, well, guess what? Keep selling your wild oats.
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Go see how those wild oats grow because you just, you lost this harvest if we're going to continue our farming metaphor.
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And by the way, their icon is Archie, I believe. Their avatar is Archie. So the best is that it's like Archie is at the courthouse giving updates on what has happened.
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paul yeah you mean fuck whoever i want get my own place and still not lose all of my money in a divorce and i'm not the bad guy yeah and that's what i'm saying like don't hold out hope that he'll he like don't don't put your life on pause in in hopes that he might say okay i'm done sewing my wild oats i'm coming back to you you don't want that you don't want someone who like you want someone who wants you like do you want those oats to have been sewn those oats
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Those oats should have been growing for 20 years back when he sowed them in like 1995, you know? So you don't want them to have to go off and have a midlife crisis and be like, oh, you know what? Actually, I do like you. Like, no, don't relinquish your power that way.
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kind of at the same time they have their own independent lives too so i don't know maybe that could work but don't feel the pressure i don't think that's what she wants is telling you i don't think she wants that listen i think also like i still firmly believe that like the the root of all this was that kyle went through like really rough tragedy last year and mauricio was not available to her the way that she needed him to be available
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And that caused a rift. And I think it's probably really hard when the person that you love is not there for you when you need them the most. And then and then they go off and they just party and they have a great time. And then you start to realize like, oh, shit, like, did I ever mean anything to this person? I think that's probably what she's going through right now.
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And she should just move on, move on and like live your best life is what I'm saying to her.
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Yeah. Like in a full throttle, you know, full voice.
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She's like, went into the gun range. She like, yeah, he's like, I'm not pissed.
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#2742 RHOBH S1413 Part One: Caviar Taste on a Doritos Budget
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong. That's her doorbell. And she's like, oh, someone is here. And it's Dr. Cindy Duke. She's a fertility expert. So she comes in and Bozo's like, well, I've actually been a little nervous, but we're going to talk about it, Dr. Cindy Duke. Welcome, welcome to my talk show. Come to the Bozo's living room talk show. We're going to sit down and talk about babies.
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So she says that Dr. Cindy is a leading fertility specialist. They call her the baby doctor. She says, I think she's a magician on the nose. It's a little like our most fertility people called baby doctors.
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He's experienced. Yes. So we have, so Purple Panda Pants is at the courthouse. And you know this because they have like a little headline with everything that they post saying, Karen's sentencing, I'm at the court. So first – Yeah, that's like your tagline on Reddit. You can come up with your own tagline. My tagline is – that's my housewife's tagline. Karen sentencing, I'm at the court.
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Or maybe she just got her degree when she was really young, like 18 months.
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She's a baby doctor. Remember Boss Baby? Baby doctor. She's like, stat! So she's like, do you want to set up in my bedroom with a big good idea? And so there's this guy, this quiet man who just goes upstairs to set up something. And she basically says, well, this baby doctor brought her whole team. She brought her equipment. She brought her baby rattle.
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Because I simply need my services in my home. I mean, my nail person comes to my house. My hairstylist comes to my house. My on-staff bedazzler comes to my house. Heck, even my waxer comes to my house. So why would I not have my fertility doctor? Like, well, because I feel like you should go to a medical office, but that's okay.
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Listen, when you're rich in Los Angeles, they will bring everything to your house. That's one thing that we have learned over the years.
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You know, it also like teeters a little bit into Miss Havisham territory. Like at certain points, like you step outside the house.
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I to sort of to echo what you just said about the little hairs, there was one time where my barber had left his barbershop and so he was doing house calls instead because he didn't have a new barbershop yet. So I was like, cool, actually, this is great because I don't have to go anywhere.
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So we showed up and then like we like he cut my hair in the kitchen because there was there was hair everywhere, even with like a little blanket down. It was awful. Like some things should not be in the house. I know that a lot of people get their hair cut in their home. Like that's a thing, like especially barbers come to our homes, but it's messy. It's messy.
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Those little hairs, they find a way to get everywhere.
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#2742 RHOBH S1413 Part One: Caviar Taste on a Doritos Budget
Well, Dr. Cindy Duke, you'll meet Killy very soon. He's on his way in. Okay, uh, hello, eyes up here. Stop playing with that tower of rings over there. Okay, thank you. We're thinking about starting a family together, and you know we're both very mature. I'm 47, he's 48, and I've been pregnant twice. I've lost my first daughter, and I had complications when she was born. Preterm!
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And Leia, my living daughter, was also preterm, so I am nervous.
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Dr. Cindy's like, before we go any further, I have on my schedule here that at 1.12, a plane is supposed to be coming into the hangar. Okay. And the hangar is ready for the plane. So my mouth is open wide.
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Have any of the eggs created a PowerPoint for this experience? So Dr. Cindy is like, well, as we age and as we cross 40, which as we know is- Bored, bored, faster, faster, bored, bored, losing my interest. Okay, well, you know, eggs, okay. Pie chart, pie chart, pie chart. Old age, low eggs, not a lot of eggs, odds are low, but not zero, you're probably not pregnant.
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I don't know, what do you want me to do?
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She's like, now look over here, this dark circle is an egg house. One, two, three, four, please stop playing patty cake on my stomach. Sorry, it's just a habit.
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Now, can you please tell me about these egg houses? Are they mid-century modern? Are they colonial? I have a certain style that I'm going for.
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So she has egg houses and she's excited.
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All right, but now before we go any further, let's talk about, Keely, let's talk about our egg houses. House number one, it was a little bit over budget, but I did love the view. Egg house number two, it was close to my work, but, you know, that noise from the traffic, it was too close to the main road. And house number three, it was nice, but I didn't like the kitchen. What do you think, Keely?
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He's like, whatever you want.
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#2742 RHOBH S1413 Part One: Caviar Taste on a Doritos Budget
Why do we keep hiring these baby doctors? So now we go to Kyle, and she's getting ready with Glam for caftans and caviar. And she's like, caftans and caviar, all that's missing is the yacht! And the Glam person's like, quiet luxury, which, to be fair, they probably say that with everything. Like, guys, did you guys see the latest episode of White Lotus? Quiet luxury.
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Actually, that's an appropriate use of saying quiet luxury.
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So they're like, hey, Dorit, so what are you doing today?
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Meanwhile, over at Sutton's house, she's talking to her glam team, and she goes, well, Jennifer and I have been going to Caviar Caspia for a long, long time. And we see a photo of them going there in 2020. And she says, Caviar Caspia is best known for its twice-baked potato that has a ton of caviar on top. And then we see her with a potato.
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So one of the few ways you can get people on Beverly Hills to eat carbs is by loading caviar on top. She's like, I prefer the Osestra. but the most expensive one, but somebody like poor reet would get the cheapest one, which would be one of the red row caviar. They get on top of sushi. Sometimes, you know, not even the good sushi, like the sushi stop sushi. You know what I'm talking about?
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Oh, wow. You get the most expensive one. Wow.
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Poor Reet. Poor Reet. We'd get the cheapest one. Poor Reet. I don't mind it. I don't mind Poor Reet. I like it. Even though I, too, enjoy that sushi you wrote, I am here for the Poor Reet shading. I like a good wordplay.
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Watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison King. Our way is the Amber way. It's the Foster and the Furious. It's Amanda Foster. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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She sure is swell. It's Raquel.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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It's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neill.
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Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen. It's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know Your Worth with Jason Couric. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy.
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Always killin' it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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Give him hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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I don't know where you are in this. You'll just have to read this because I can't see.
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Yeah, go directly to jail. I personally enjoy update. I got yelled at by the judge for live tweeting. So please, please await my next live tweet.
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He's like, that's right. I do. I do have this. And I am going to Florida to golf. I'm going to be golfing in Florida. Yes. He's like, woo!
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I think that she will be out... I think she will not serve a full year. She'll be out probably in six months, if not less. Good behavior. I'm sure there'll be a very strongly worded character witness document that will be sent in from the Tally Ho. And I think that it'll be okay. Maybe she'll transition to house arrest or something like that. But I think it's all very scary.
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I mean, the truth is this, whether it's one year or just like three nights, Karen Huger in prison, I don't even see how that works. They said this on the reunion. I don't understand how Karen survives a prison situation. The food, the lack of glam, just everything. I don't see Karen. I don't see Karen being... She's coming back a changed and broken woman. That's what I see.
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So that's, you know, you better get yourself in jail. Do a crime, do a crime and then get yourself thrown in jail and then report from inside the jail, please. That's that's what a real reporter does. That's called going undercover. Karen's making the worst shanks ever.
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Hi, Ronnie, you gorgeous man. How's life with you? It's fantastic. Just enjoying another sunny day in Southern California. Enjoying this, you know, just having a nice easy day of nothing but... Oh, oh.
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Yeah, I'm just trying to adjust my mic. I'm trying to have an aspirational microphone moment where if I raise my mic up higher, I won't slouch in my chair as much because I'll have to rise up to the microphone. So don't mind me over here making tons of noise and fiddling around here like the mic is up high. I'm going to say hi.
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I'm going to have really good posture during this entire episode, because this is an episode that requires good posture. A lot's going on. It starts off with Dorit and Jagger playing basketball at their home court. And Jagger throws the ball through the hoop.
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I wonder if they're going to school with other children or are they still using that classroom in the house? Because if they're not socializing with other kids, then their primary accents are going to be PK and Dorit. So they're going to wind up sounding like they're from, you know, Lichtenstein or something.
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Like, okay, Jackie, go out and play with your biscuit ball. And then Garcelle is at some rooftop pool with someone named Stacey Mandelberg, which I was like, hey, is that my family member? And then I was like, no, it's Mandelberg, not Mandelker. And it's very like... Your old neighbors, the Mandelbergs. Mandelberg. Stacey Mandelberg from Mandelberg Films International.
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Stacey Mandelberg is like, all right, everyone, we have a new script coming in. Richard Grieco's attached. We think we can sell this one to Paramount. Go.
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Yeah, I blocked it out because it got bloody.
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flagpole car parked out front mailbox with french fries in it sounds great that's it print print i've got an idea why don't we have a shot of the sign that says hbcu so we know we're at an hbcu this is why i hire you mandelbaum it's mandelberg whatever
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It's Mandelberg. We don't mention the Mandelker name around these parts.
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Sir, it looks like a lot of patterns have been installed behind you. It's sort of like vaguely kind of like some sort of quasi-British person version of India, but sure, I'll come.
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Off we do it. We're gonna do it. We're gonna sleep with it. We're gonna be it. Come on, Paul. Come on. Give me some more verbs that we can do with it. Come on, Paul. We're running out.
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right so the audience perplexed i want mrs mandelker the potato sack race with the losing medal to understand i want pennywise the clown to get mad be like stop saying my name i'll be like it's not your name anymore it's my lyric so um we the past two weeks or so two or three weeks we have not seen anything from jennifer tilly and we've been wondering where's jennifer tilly so
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They made up for it with a super dense Jennifer Tilly episode. Lots of Jennifer Tilly. So she shows up at Caviar or Caspia, and she's looking fabulous. She's got sunglasses on. I mean, like, cannot emphasize enough how much I love Jennifer Tilly. And she's like,
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Wow. A family of mourners has just arrived. They've gathered outside the courthouse.
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That's it. How do we do that? Wait a second. What if we turn the tables over and have all the legs sticking up? No, John.
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I mean, this is... Please tell me this is not how you got cast on the show, because this does not cut it.
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Yeah, everyone knows if you're going to shade someone, you say she dresses like a small boy. Right.
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I can't. And so we see that. And Jussel's like, well, I have told him a thousand times, please say hi to Sai. And then I also say, please, let's do therapy. And also let's send our kids to the school that Tom Cruise's kids are in. And also, can we have more kids? Basically, he doesn't listen to me when I ask him questions. It's just the way it is with Parvit.
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You have to dress up literally like a piece of fried chicken and dance around until he wants to take a photo of you and put you on his Instagram page. That's the only way to get through to him.
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Not you, Ben. This is what Jessel says. And by the way, Jessel's saying this while she's dressed with her like little hat and her collar and her like mesh top. She looks like, you know, a cute little kind of like modern clueless, you know, sort of call back to her party. And I know this is a lonely. Or Kitty Maloney. That shirt has been making its rounds on Bravo.
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But she has the little hat, though. That's what differentiates it. So she has her little hat. She's like, XOXO, Gossip Girl. And she's like, may I just say, Psy was implying that Puppet is a sex tourist. Shouldn't that cancel out? And I'm like, exactly.
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So check out subscriptions on Prime Video. Some of our favorite Housewives episodes are when the cast goes on group vacations. I mean, hello, we just watched SLC go nuts in Mexico. Or what about Scary Island? Or what about Morocco? I mean, it goes on and on and on.
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Bryn put on the biggest and thickest one, and Uwe was like, nope. And it feels weird. It feels weird to even say it. Based on what Bryn was saying, it feels weird to even almost be callous, to be like, she put on a victim cloak. But I think that's why everyone's actually so upset in this episode.
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So Aaron's like, well, I just want this night to get better. LOL. Spoiler alert. It's not. Now that things have kind of calmed, maybe there's a chance. I'm like, I'm just glad on this episode, they didn't try to do two truths and a lie or never have I ever. Cause that's like, that just would have made this even worse.
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It feels nice to give my home a little TLC after all that chaos and hubbub of December.
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I have two new beautiful gray lounge chairs that I have put here into this office for podcasting needs. And they just look lovely. And I got them from Wayfair. They arrived very quickly and they were easy to put together. It was a dream.
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Honestly, it's just really convenient that Wayfair has everything our home needs. I mean, because I'm going to get a coffee table, I might get a lamp, and it's just all there on the website.
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So they're going to have a drink and everything. And Jenna and Rebecca and Raquel go into Jenna's room. And Jenna's like, yeah, we can go into like our room. It's like not a party until everyone's involved. Let's hang out in my room. It'll be like a slumber party. It'll be so fun. Like nothing could possibly go wrong this night. I think we kind of peaked with our drama.
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I think we had a breakthrough in that I'm declaring it, even though there's no tangible evidence that there was anything even approaching a breakthrough or an epiphany or any sort of understanding about anything. I just made a gag face when Jessels accused me of talking shit about her and then we're done.
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No, I'm like, can we just use our word? If you're a good defender on this point, can we use better words? She's like, I would like to erect an objection about this.
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I loved this montage of Uba being like, be quiet. Can I say something? No, be quiet. No, I need you to understand. But can I just say something? No, you say nothing. I'm like, yes. Thank you. Thank you, Uba. Not only is it well-deserved, but it's also really funny.
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Which I didn't know was a thing. I didn't notice that Jenna had a baby voice. So Jessel is basically like, well, I think we should wait until Uber is in the room before we talk about her. So then Uber comes in and she's like, hello, darling.
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Her squint latched closed. It's like when your garage door breaks. She's like, I need to call a professional right now. Can't get it open. So Sai is like, what did I do? And Sai's like, well, you can't keep calling her a whore, baby. And she's like, I did not call her a whore. And Sai's like, well, you said that she sucked dick. I swear to Allah, I did not.
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She goes, no, you said she needs a dick in her mouth. She's like, no, she said that. And do you want me to have a dick in my mouth? Rewind the fucking tape. Just listen. And so now we see the clip where Uber says, go take a nap. And Brynn's like, oh, should I suck a dick while I take a nap?
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And she had a funny and she had a funny retort. I would even add.
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Which I love. Uber's gotten the memo about being a real housewife. So Uber's like, I didn't tell you you have a dick in your mouth. You said, do you want me to put a dick in my mouth?
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Yeah, Ubu was like, you know, we see a flashback again of what Ubu said, which is, so unless maybe she slept with someone to get this job, that's a different story. So, I mean, yeah, technically she didn't, like, technically she didn't say you slept with someone, but, like, obviously she's implying it.
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Obviously it's also shade in the middle of an argument, and Brynn has definitely latched onto this, maybe for good reason, because she does have trauma in her past, but... But I don't know. This is definitely a case in my mind where Brynn has no problem casting stones.
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But then when one comes back to bounce her in the head, as inappropriate as it is, she is acting like she has never been one to say such a shady comment or a shady implication. I mean, she makes implications all the time about people. you know, like about people and the way they live their lives. And when it comes around to her, even if it is disrespectful, she's, I don't know.
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And everyone's like, oh, that's not nice, Brent. By the way, if you could model for Dress Barn, if you could model for the Penny Saver, for crying out loud, that's like a paying gig as a model. You're fortunate. So I don't think there's any shade in modeling for Dress Barn whatsoever.
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It's delusion to think that you're Naomi Campbell. You're delusional. And I'm like, please, please, producers. You don't have much time left in the season. Please, if you're given the chance, please roll the clip of Naomi Wish, Giselle Wish, because that's like my favorite line of the season. That's the best clip of the entire season. Me or me wish. Just I wish.
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That would have been a quote of the year nominee if it had come out a little bit sooner. Yeah.
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Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crap Is, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today for this rony season finale recap, it's Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie, how's it going?
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Well, isn't that what you want? So Brynn is like, yeah, she's like, they say you all think I like fuck dudes for money. And I was like, no one thinks that. We just think you're annoying. But no one thinks you fuck dudes for money.
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They're like, no, no, it's fine. She's like, you don't want to go there with me.
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A lot of people on social media are talking about the colorism at play here and how Brynn, a lot of people are accusing Brynn of accessing her blackness when it's convenient, etc. Obviously, I'm a white guy. I'm not part of this community.
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I cannot speak with authority on this, but from what I can tell on social media, people who are part of the community are really, really angry at Brynn for the things that the exact same things that you're saying. And it's just, it's really, really, really problematic that she has this stance. And, but she goes on and while actively disparaging Uba,
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Um, and you know, and she's saying how it's like really hard. Uh, Raquel starts talking about how it's just hard to understand, you know, someone needs to understand. She needs to understand that someone else understands what she's going through. And Aaron's like, you know, uh, well, I just screamed in her face. She's never going to speak to me again. No one thinks it.
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And Jenna's saying, you know, saying it's really hard to see Brynn struggle. It feels awful. And, and, I think it's unfortunate because she comes from a place where she's so sexually provocative in her language that I think people make assumptions and that's not fair. And she deserves to be treated with respect and love and care.
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Well, I mean, yes, everyone should be treated with respect and love and care. And I don't mean to do it like, well, everyone deserves it. But like. She does. I mean, in some ways, I feel very badly for Brynn. I think she's gone... I think she's had a deeply traumatic childhood and life.
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I know, it's so nice to have something uplifting and refreshing. Before we get into that... We're excited because in just like two days, we are going up to San Francisco. This Friday night, we have our first show on the Mountain Hysteria Tour. So come join us in San Francisco. The very next day, we go to San Diego for our second show.
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And as they say later in this episode, like, she... Like, I think she's kind of lost the thread a little bit here. And, like, it's... I feel bad that she... Her life has led her to this point. Because that's, like, it's a shame that anyone would have to have a life that leads them to, you know, having to...
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So then now Uba- And by the way, it's the thing that she always goes to with Uba as well. Like Uba had made this comment about like, I don't know if you've slept your way to get on here, but I got here on the show because of me. But Uba's like go-to is not slut shaming Brynn, but Brynn's go-to is always to shame Uba's work. And not only Uba, like she's actually shames other women.
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It was like, I never said she had a dick in her mouth. She said that. And Erin's like, I know, but can you listen to me for a minute? When you start saying things like, I don't know who you fuck to get this job. That's when she goes somewhere else. She goes, well, you want to know why? And she was like, you don't have to say those things, but you want to know why I'm worried?
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Because yesterday I said in a corner, I was there in a corner minding my business. And we see a flashback again of like, Uba was feeling unwell at work.
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at dinner and by the way we've kind of lost this whole thing but she she was due she talked about over the season she was due to have fibroid surgery and she was anxious about her surgery i mean it was mentioned on this she's anxious she doesn't feel well she was quiet at dinner and brynn started like basically picking on her and uba's like i've had enough i'm just gonna step on this nat
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And we're doing something really fun, which is we are going to do the Salt Lake City reunion. We're recapping that across both shows. The first half will be in San Francisco, NorCal, then SoCal. So we always, we know that. It's going to have enough content to cover two shows. So buckle up everyone next week. It's the golden crappies. It's the moment we've all been waiting for.
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Especially in this trip. And it's also like, okay, they tell Uba, you have to stop reacting. Why don't they tell Brynn, you have to stop speaking, right? Like, you're the one who, like, why are you talking so much shit all the time? You know, like, you talk so much shit, eventually someone's going to, like, someone is going to, like, snap back at you.
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And they may not say something nice because they've taken it and taken it and taken it.
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And this also speaks to the insincerity of earlier in the season where Brynn told Uba off camera, expressed some sort of concern about Uba coming off like the angry black woman. And yet Brynn is all too happy to poke and poke and poke, knowing if she knows that her friend can fly off the handle. And she's concerned that her friend may wind up looking like the quote unquote angry black woman.
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Why are you, why are you giving her an assist? Cause that's what you've been doing this whole season. And especially this, this vacation.
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Right. So, um, so then Brynn is like being silly again.
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Oh, maybe she isn't. Sorry. I thought she was being goofy again. She's like, let's tell your kids, by the way, let's tell all your kids that you guys all sucked dick for your job. And y'all, you all don't fucking get it. My kids are going to see this one day.
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So now she's worked herself up and now she's crying because now she's talking about how someday she'll have kids, but she doesn't have the kids now, but they're going to see this one day. And I'm like, well, they're going to see the whole season too, by the way. There's a lot for them to be cringing over.
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I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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And so when you hear this, you're like, oh, shit. Yeah. You know, because the thing is this, if she said, like, you know, I am triggered with these sort of comments when they come my way because I have this in my past and it's like really traumatic. It always digs up this thing.
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fully would would get it but she does she doesn't just say that she's basically saying and uba knew this and uba still decided to say it and so this is why uba is a terrible person and i'm she's basically broadcasting it to the world and And so it's horrifying. You're just like, oh, my God. Because I think if I remember correctly, she talked about her sexual assault earlier this season.
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Really excited for it. We're working on some fun stuff. I'm nervous as fuck, but it's going to be a great time. And then after that, The tour just continues. Plus, we're on Patreon. We're doing our Traders Recaps on Patreon. Patreon.com slash Watch What Crappens. We also do video there. You can watch us, not just listen. Bonus episodes, which is Traders. All the good stuff.
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And it's terrible. It's like the worst thing that someone could go through. And, you know, it also really does kind of like make a lot of what goes on in Brynn's life. Like the things that she talks about, like things make sense. And you're like, oh, gosh. So when you hear this, you're like, oh, my goodness, this is like...
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This is like really terrible what she's what she's going through right here. And it is really actually very insensitive of Uba that Uba would knowing this information would still like voluntarily hit Brynn's triggers like that.
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yeah and she tells us you know when i was going to tell my friends i didn't i didn't want it to be like that but like you know it's just out of anger to prove a point but like this is why the jeff lewis thing upset me i don't even remember what the jeff lewis thing was it was like he said something that she was getting money from somewhere else meaning probably some rich sugar daddy after her first season of bragging about dating billionaires exclusively yes
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so uh she's like it's not just an insult it's because the fact that i'm dealing with something so i don't want any like fucking low blows that aren't true but let alone about something that i'm still like wake up in the middle of night and can't breathe over so it's like really kind of gutting right and so she's just like crying and she's like i'm not okay after everything i've been through you know and they're all hugging and like raquel is like crying in the confessional she's talking about how her
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her heart is broken for her it's too common a story which she's absolutely right about and jenna's talking about like what the violation like that is the worst thing that can happen to a woman um and she just jenna saying that she just can't imagine uba would make a comment like that knowing this information and jenna says that she would have thought that this was something that was sacred and you just would never cross that line
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It was like, no, I didn't say that. So Aaron's like, maybe Uba didn't realize while she was saying it, that this is a pain point for Brian. Like when she didn't realize saying a mother dying from cancer was a pain point for me. And so Jessel's like, no, wait, hold on.
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And to Aaron's credit, I thought, like, you know, Aaron was triggered and she went off and she cried and went in and then Aaron was like, this is why I'm crying. It was like a normal and mature, you know, exchange and resolution. So Jessel has a big important announcement, which is, I'm doing COBS because this is stressful shit. I was like, you're not the only one.
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Brynn talking about performative is hilarious. So Erin is like, can you just say, I'm sorry for insinuating. And it was like, I did.
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Say, I'm sorry for saying that you suck dick to get a job. It was like, well, I'm not saying that because I didn't say that. So Brynn's like, see, there you go. So it was just like walks away. She's like, I've had enough. And Brynn's like, thanks for making it easy. And she's like, go fuck yourself.
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She will. Rebecca, you're talking to the wall right now.
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It's like, I must've had like tears of gorilla glue or something like that. Like these eyelids are not opening up. I've over squinted.
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I'm just saying we're on TV. That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying anything else.
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And so Aaron's like, this is when shit gets real. As in Abe sold another one of my Bitcoins. Like, what the fuck, man? So then Raquel's like, the whole night was just insane. And Jussel says, well, I go into Uber's room because I feel like it's important to share with her what Bryn told us. And so she does that. And then Raquel says that- Can I say something?
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So, Uba loses her mind. Because Uba's like, I did not know that. And now I'm being set up to look like the biggest asshole that's been on Bravo. So, she just starts screaming. And we can't, it's hard to even hear what she's saying. But, like, she tells us, you know, Jessel told me, like, Uba, why are you speaking to Brynn this way when you know that she was raped? And I said, what?
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I don't know that at all. Uba is like, first of all, mortified because she didn't realize this. And then she's also probably feels she probably it's probably like triggered all sorts of multiple multifaceted emotions.
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And Jussel's like, Mount Vesuvius just erupted. And I was like, I put the plug on it.
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so uba is she's she's like she's seeing red she's like i'm gonna kill this girl she said i knew she was raped she said that and she just likes she goes into her room and then raquel is saying how like uba came right up to their faces and started screaming like if you believe if you believe this and jenna was like okay calm down like apparently uba was just like livid about this and right in their faces
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And yeah, so then Aaron talks about how Brynn, there's all this commotion and I don't know what the hell's going on. And Brynn starts telling her the story about what she went through. And Brynn says, I told Uba, I said, you know, I got fucking raped three years ago. And Uba said, I will get a car and come get you. And she goes, I don't lie.
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And we heard the sort of different versions of the story over the course of the season that like there was a point where Brynn was really low and Uba got her a car and like propped her up around BravoCon. And so Brynn tells us, you know, last year before BravoCon, there was a suicide attempt with a loved one. And she was really upset. And she and Uba were really close.
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And that Uba was one of the first people that Brynn called. And she was like ranting and being like all this stuff. And she's screaming and crying. And she was saying things like, why does this keep happening to me? Like my childhood, my thing. And she was just saying, she basically went through this list of everything that had happened. And she's like, I was so hysterical.
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So I don't know if she remembered, but in my mind, she knew.
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Right. So Uba leaves because they basically take her to a hotel and Jessel goes with her. Good friend. That's a real friend right there, everyone. And Jessel is she's basically says, like, it's a really impossible situation because Brynn shared a trauma. But in the present, Uba is experiencing her own trauma. So it's not like I value one friendship over the other.
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It's literally in the moment I wanted to make sure that Uba felt supported.
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No, not quite yet, because the producer says, what happens next? So Bryn, I'm sorry, so Uba leaves everything. Everything seems to settle down. It's now 1217. And the girls basically go to Jenna's room and Brynn walks in. And the only people who are not there are Jessel and Uba. And Erin says that Brynn starts talking about her story, this like terrible thing that happened.
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Well, I guess her story about telling Uba. And Jenna says, she's like, the whole thing breaks my heart. It was like a little kid looking for someone to comfort her. And so Sai tells us that she said, Brynn, did Uba know about? What happened to you?
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And Erin is like, I will bet my life on the fact that Uba did not know. And I will tell you that, that this is not in her character. She's a lot of things, but this she did not know about. And Sai is saying, we're at a point where we just don't know what to do. She's like, we're just going to go to bed.
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But then she says, we start whispering and talking and she comes back in the room and she's like, hi guys. And basically Brynn comes back to be like, Are you guys mad at me or whatever? Because like at this point, Brynn now realizes that she's massively fucked up and she's now lost the support of all her friends.
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Yeah. And they're all kind of like shocked. And so Bryn's going to leave. And she decides she's going to leave. And the producer's like, okay. And by the way, there's also a screenshot where the producer had texted Bryn or was texting with Bryn. And the producer said, hey, just FYI,
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We have had around-the-clock security at the villa for this trip, and our female security guard will be inside the villa for tonight, which is, again, problematic as fuck. You know, like, oh, got to watch out for violent Uba. She's just going to come and invade the villa and attack Brynn. When it's like Brynn is the one who is weaponizing this horrific chapter in her life against Uba.
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Yeah. And so I was like, yeah, just have a fun, super fun day. She's like, yeah, let's just like have a fun day. Um, and Brynn's like, yeah, I can do like a 180 man. Like I'm actually like a fucking psycho in that regard. And, uh, so I was like, well, And so Brynn is like, but she's like, I just need to leave. So basically the trip ends early. So Brynn leaves and everything.
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And Jenna says, like, I get it. She just wants things to be normal. That's her coping. And, you know, that like her waking up in the morning and saying, like, the best thing for me to do right now is pretend it didn't happen. Like, that's how she gets through life.
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Yeah, no, she did not know. And then Aaron, of course, is like, now, you know, I didn't call you poor, right, Jenna, right? I might as well relitigate all the lies that Bryn told. Finally up the hook for that one.
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And Raquel's like, or that she was in on the prank. I mean, look, we have to look at it all differently. They're all like, they're all like checking up their list of arguments they can retroactively win now.
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Thanks. Yeah. It felt very much like Kaiser Soze, like the Kaiser Soze reveal. We just go through all the times where Brynn just started saying things that were kind of like at the crux of lots of controversies and, or the beginning of rumors and gossip or feuds. And she could be here, the cheese thing. And then like, it's so weird. He like wasn't wearing his ring.
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And then he was like, I don't know what's going on. Like talking about, I think Povit from that season and from that year, then Brynn talking about, couldn't think, Connecticut guy in Uba's life. She's just going through all of it. And it is it is a pretty amazing montage.
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This is kind of, like, a very, very dark and gritty, like, sort of... What's the right word? Companion piece to, like, the reality of Antise and Monica of it all, right? Like, that was, like, the high-camp, silly, low-stakes version. This is kind of the, oh... But this is the, oh, it's much sadder when it swirls around, you know, big trauma and, like, someone who has really, you know...
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been damaged in their life um through whatever childhood sadness so i don't know how to say it in a nice way i feel like i'm just making it sound terrible but um psy basically is like you know she changed the situation to work in her favor and then she says it in a way that sounds so unbelievable that people will take take a side and aaron's like i believe that the truth always comes out like with bitcoin sales and jenna is like she's like
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Yeah, last night, the conversation we had in the room when we were all together, she went on about the story. I believe her. I believe something happened. And we all believe, like you said, Ronnie, like they said, like everyone says, we all believe that Brynn is the victim of this horrific incident.
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Like we 100% believe it, but what we don't believe are the various stories she tells in her life when she spreads gossip and the disruptions she creates.
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I mean, yeah, for this cast, for sure. I mean, this, I felt like was probably one of the darkest episodes that's aired in any Real Housewives. I was like, I cannot believe this. This is wild. And there was like a lot of things going on in this episode, a lot of layers to it, that layers that I'm like, not even sure how to navigate through as a recapper, but you know, we'll stumble through it.
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You know, it's hard with people like this. And I draw a strange comparison to James Kennedy, too, where we hear the context of their lives and your heart kind of breaks for them because, you know, they've had they were they had so much pain. They had so much like trauma, so much damage in their childhood that really informs their present. And so your heart breaks.
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And then you see them doing things. And like you said, it doesn't excuse your behavior in the present. And so then we all, we get mad at them, but then you also like, part of me also feels like I'm just perpetuating a cycle, but she's perpetuating a cycle too. Like she's doing things.
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We get mad at her and it makes me feel like if the, whatever cycles going on in her life is just keeps going, you know? And it's, I just feel like it's such a, it's so sad. And I think that's why I came away from this episode. Like, Yes, it's dark. My heart breaks for the pain that she's gone through. My heart breaks also for the pain that Uba had to go through in the situation.
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Let's not forget that. But the sadness is like, this is just a sad person who is going to go through this cycle over and over and over again. Just the way we see it happening with James Kennedy, someone who's like...
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will try to maybe break out of it but they can't they just can't do it it's like it's really like it's a sad commentary on the human condition which sounds very lofty but it's true it really is
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Can we just have Rebecca Minkoff stand on screen and bump into things? Guys, not funny. Okay. I've missed out on two days of this vacation because of my squint.
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Yeah, which is what's so fucked up. And please, with my little rant about the human condition, etc., please don't confuse that to, like, we gotta help out Brynn and, like, show more compassion to her, when, like, Uba is right now the one who I think is the victim in this situation, and let's not forget that.
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Yeah. And Jenna's like, I'm sure if you had clocked it, I'm like, you know, like, I'm sure you would have circled back and been like, hey, can we talk about what you mentioned to me on the phone? Like, it wouldn't have been just like a passing comment. It would have been something that like Uber would have like stopped at and like had more of a discussion about.
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And Uba's like, yeah, the outside people, they're going to say what they're going to say. And they know things or they don't know things. As you know, the fact is there's people, there's three of you that were out there believing that I knew this. And she's trying to leverage how I said she slept with someone, how she's trying to put you against me. And they're like, yeah, we know, we know.
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You hit the gas. Hit the gas and edit later. Very, very meta. And by the way, the show finally gave me what I've wanted from this cast for two years ago, which is at last a high camp moment, which is at the very end of the show when they're all doing their main credits and they're standing and posing for the cameras and they use that as their season wrap ups.
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And Rebecca's like, there's no doubt in her mind, Uba. And Uba's basically, it's actually a really nice moment. It's so rare that you see like full redemption so quickly on these shows.
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Mm-hmm. And now this is where they're all saying, like, oh, well, you know, Brynn's not a horrible human being, blah, blah, blah. And Eren says a lot of stuff about, like, we should just mess up. So now they go... Now we have the opening credit shoot. This is so meta that now, like, we are...
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like about like the episode is now about like how are they all going to react when they shoot the opening credits on this tv show so they all are getting ready and raquel tells us that when they flew back uber was talking about how scared of what mr connecticut was going to think and how she could explain this with that and she was afraid that she was going to look crazy to him and um so she's all concerned and raquel's also spiraling because she's realizing that she can still be manipulated after all these years where she thought she had grown out of that
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I don't think Brian is a bad person. Good people do bad things too. And I think it comes from a place of pain. Oh, really? You think so? Aaron, Aaron is done with pranks, but not surprises. She surprised Abe with a baby bump and the baby's gender is a secret. They're keeping together. Their baby's baby gender is Bitcoin. It's a doge coin.
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Sai is still on her Zen journey and has even taken up meditation. She's better at taking deep breaths, but still struggles with taking bullshit.
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Yeah, I don't think so. So Jessalyn Povitt recently celebrated their 10th wedding anniversary and Povitt got her a gift. It was upon me, but it wasn't a baby girl. So then, then we have like Jenna and in talking about like, she has tenderness towards Brynn and she has tenderness towards Uba. She cares about them both and hopes that people give Brynn some grace and she didn't do it maliciously.
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And I don't know. And I hope that she didn't. And then it says, Jenna has made room in her home for Cass and her kids. Her heart is full, just like her bush. I was like, well, okay. All right. We'll just throw that right in this very serious ending. Okay, great. Right.
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And the way they would freeze the screen, it was like a profile and stylized, and the music was so intense. I was like, finally, camp. Why did it take them so long to add some camp to this gosh darn cast?
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so then um now Brynn is arriving and stuff and she's like hey she's like it's just like a weird vibe like a weird awkward vibe but like I'm like very much about like work and like this is like work and like we gotta do this shoot and like suck it up and whatever so Brynn maybe choose different words after that entire fight thank you very much so Uba I wish I had a groan sound effect groan
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It turns me or it turns Brynn or it turns both? It turns you.
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Yeah. Dummy. Brynn spent some time in France learning how to cook, but she swears she's done stirring the pot.
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They just show her like, dude, like move one pawn. And then the guy she's playing with just like sends his hand like, good game. Yeah, exactly.
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cackling hags I don't think so I don't think so I think Brynn needs to focus on herself right now and you know God bless but now we have our reunion coming up which looks like it'll be quite something Jenna wears a robe and a turban which is great and we'll see how this all shakes out I am preparing to cringe through a lot of it
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Yeah. This one, um, this was, this was, this was, this was, I, I, all season long that she's like, nothing will ever be the same. Oh, this big fight that happened in Puerto Rico, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, okay, whatever. I was like, I expected the whole thing was going to be about, you know, someone hid someone's purse or something. And then I was like, oh no, they were right.
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Nothing will be the same. And this is fucked up. And I don't even know how this cast goes forward with Brynn. I just don't know. I don't know how Bravo goes forward with Brynn. I think that's pretty much bottom of the barrel. I'm not going to say bottom of the barrel. I'm just going to say it was really, really, really troubling, I thought. And I think that Brynn is someone who has...
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she carries a lot of baggage. And I think we really saw that. And we've always seen that, but we really saw it on this episode. It was a lot.
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She's slippery. And so Brynn's like, that one's fucked up. And Aaron is like, and this is like a whole new fucked up thing we have to deal with. So Cy comes walking down the hallway and she's like, Jessel, come on through. So Jessel and Cy sit down and cause they're going to confront Aaron about the fact that Aaron God, sometimes it's so hard to speak the plots in this show.
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So Aaron told Jessel that Aaron, Cy, and Brynn were sitting together, and Cy and Brynn were talking shit about Jessel, but Aaron wasn't talking shit about Jessel. That's what Aaron told Jessel. So then Jessel told Cy, oh, Aaron said that you two were talking shit, but she wasn't talking shit. And Cy said, no, she was talking shit. So now Cy and Aaron...
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And Jocelyn are going to sit down and talk about whether or not Aaron was talking shit when she was talking with Cy and Brynn. And, of course, we know she was talking shit. Like, how are we even supposed to follow this thread? And this is what the whole season's been like.
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And by the way, Jessa winds up being kind of the hero of the episode. So it just goes to show.
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Like she's been crowded out by Aaron and Bryn. I mean, I, I really started to, you know, we've been like Bryn was very annoying last season in my book with some, a few moments of being compelling and then sort of the same story this season, but really over the past few weeks, I've started to really home in on the idea that I think that Bryn is kind of responsible for why Bryn
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so much of the season doesn't work i think she is the i think she is the the rotten the rotten the bad apple ruining the bunch here and um you know you can make an argument for aaron too but i think it really is brandon i actually think that this episode kind of kind of bears that out to be honest so um why am i why am i going on a monologue well they both do the same thing
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Yeah, so Jenna, Rebecca, and Raquel are in the hallway, and Jenna's like, wait, Cy, Jessalyn, Erin, they're all, they're like a little twister. And Rebecca's like, based on something that happened yesterday, like literally, if there's more drama, I am going to have diarrhea all over this floor.
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Yeah, I do think that Pavit owes an apology for saying bitch and bipolar. But, like, we have totally forgotten this. And I had totally forgotten until really Jessa brought it up. Because Jessa's like, hello, I mean, you said that my husband is a sex trafficker. And, like, that's not nothing.
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Also, you're going on TV and implying that he's going to Vietnam to, like... Fuck underage people or whatever. Yeah, it's like, that's very career damaging as well. So you guys both need to sit down and say... It was the heat of the moment. We got carried away. And I actually really do like you. Blah, blah, blah. Do the whole thing and go to Susan's bun afterwards and like enjoy a bowl of noodles.
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Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Hi. Good to see you as usual. Good to see you.
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I mean, is it so wrong that I said that Garcelle attacked me when she raised her voice 0.3 decibels? I don't think so. It was an attack.
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You know what, Dorit, I have been thinking about this long and hard. And what I want to say is that I'm not wearing vodka tonight. I'm actually wearing more whiskey. But anyway, well, I don't know what you just said, but here's what I've got to add to that. Okay, I said something at the caviar party and I did not feel like myself at all when I said that.
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And we see the flashback is when she said like, you know, basically like you're poor. And I sincerely apologize to you because what I should have said is you are very poor, not just regular poor. And I really did not lean in enough to how low in society you are. And I apologize for that.
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I apologize for filling you with hope when I looked you in the eyes, that I gave you the feeling that maybe rich people would also look at you in the eyes. But no, no, we don't. We don't do that. And I should never have given you that sense of aspiration.
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I'm very excited to talk about that. And then over in Atlanta, we're going to do a classic episode, one of our favorite episodes, which is going to be Real Housewives of Orange County, season 11, episode 16, Bringing Up Old Ghosts. That is a part of their Ireland trip.
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I sincerely apologize. And Erica's like, yeah, it was, it was, you know, it was just beneath you. It was beneath you. Oh, come on. You're on a real housewife. Like, honestly, I feel like it was so, this thing that she said was so like of all the things that could be said on a real housewife show for someone to say, like, what was it?
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Like, like go talk to someone while that fits or whatever, whatever that, whatever the phrase was. Yeah. Go talk to any other show on Bravo.
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Oh, goodness. So, Dorit's like, I appreciate that.
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She's like, well, Dorit, I'm sorry. And Rose is like, she's actually trying to apologize, Dorit. And I'm like, Dorit, listen, this is the closest you're going to get to a sincere apology from Sutton.
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I'm very sorry for what I said even though it was admittedly hilarious and everyone at Caviar Caspia laughed because we all knew it was true but anyway you do not need to be embarrassed by the Caviar Caspia people and what I said was low even though true but low and I shouldn't have said it into your face only 100 back
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And if memory is correct, now I haven't rewatched it, but this is, I believe, where they get Kelly drunk and then they have a big fight. in the van at the end of the night, which should be really, really good. Other places that we're going to on the tour, we are going to DC, Philadelphia, then we'll be going to Boston, Detroit, Chicago. We will then eventually go to Texas for Austin and Dallas.
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You're having a great season, and I've really grown to enjoy you on this show, but you cannot be accusing Garcelle, I mean Sutton, of saying things that you don't know what's true and what's not true when you had an entire season where you were like, well, it was snowing in Pasadena, so my son took his car out, and it turns out he was driving on a roller coaster, and he was in Roller Coaster Tycoon and went up in the loop-de-loop, and then all of a sudden, Tom, he got into his car, and they crashed.
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Yeah. I'm sorry that she is so smart that she knows exactly what Dorit's trigger is, which is calling her poor.
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Which I guess you don't have to be that smart to figure that trigger out, but still.
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I mean, it was mean. It was a mean thing to say. I keep on making excuses for it because it's like classic, you know, recapping Housewives when there's one that you like more than the others. You'll be like, honestly, it was a compliment if you think about it. No, it was horrible. It was horrible.
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but also like i guess you know when we watch other shows people say so things that are so much worse i mean it's like find someone whose wallet fits compared to like um uh you your husband has one foot on a one foot in the grave and one foot on a banana peel and you sucked your way to the top i mean like it gets a lot worse than this
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so Bo's like Dorit I think the question is is there anything that you feel accountable for that you could actually apologise to Sutton about that's where we actually need to go since you just bragged about how you take accountability and she's like well you know what the joke about the drink that I that I made you know that wholeheartedly was not to start anything or to hurt you but just to highlight to everyone in the group that you are something of an alcoholic and that's in many ways very humorous so that's all I was merely doing
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And probably, if you hadn't called me a bitch after I said that you were an alcoholic, I probably would have said, I'm so sorry, that wasn't my intention. But you called me a bitch, which meant that me calling you an alcoholic first, in retrospect, is actually allowed.
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And then we will end things unless we get some new shows, which might very well happen. But for right now we have in May, our grand finale is in Las Vegas, our very first ever Las Vegas show, which will be great. So that's all the news. Go to watch for crappins.com to get your tickets. Also go to patreon.com slash watch for crappins to catch our bonus content. We did all of traders there.
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It did. You can't build it in a day. So Bo's like, well, I appreciate the honesty and the candor. And I really think, like you said, Rome wasn't built in a day. I'll subtly correct you. But probably some bricks are being laid because I do feel like we've made some progress in making one small building in an entire empire. So yeah, you know, it only took...
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With a homely, homely lady. And I thought, oh my goodness, he's making out with his sister. But then it turns out it was not even Aida. It was a different person entirely.
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So as I sat there at the Soho house enjoying some very okay food, I was looking at Mauricio making out with a girl, and I said, never again. I will text Kyle Richards right now.
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All right. Kylo's ready to call her a little fucking bitch slut. It was a girl.
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So Garcelle's like, well, Greece, not Malibu. I mean, who knows where else? It doesn't sound like a random girl. Sounds like it's his girl. And if you were to say it's just some stranger, I would say,
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It definitely wasn't a voicemail. She was actually trying to call her husband, and then she dialed me by accident because, honestly, I got onto her phone, and I put my number under Christopher Guest's contact. But, like, whatever. It was still fun. It was still fun. We laughed about it afterwards.
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I mean, I laughed by myself because I'm like, wow, Jamie Lee Curtis knows me because I made her know me. Yeah.
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You know what? That's being a girl's girl. I invented girls and I invented being girl's girls. Bloop. So then Kathy's like, that's a girlfriend right there. I'm sorry. That's a female friend right there. That's a female friend.
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So if you want to catch up there, listen to our recaps there. We also had some really fun airport snaps where we sat in the Cincinnati airport and And we talked about all the people and things around us in the airport. And we had a great time doing that. So thanks to everyone who came to our shows this past weekend. And we look forward to seeing a bunch of you this coming weekend.
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about scissoring morgan can we get into that how does that work exactly uh uh what like we we had a pact not to mention her she who shall not be named and um she looks totally shocked and garcelle's like well we don't know what the situation is and if we're being supported in a way in that way then we can back off which is such a funny way to put it like tell us more because if she's giving you all the emotional support that you would get from a uh
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boyfriend or a spouse or a lover um then we'll know you're set and we're okay but if you're not being supported by her then that way we can go in on her as well she's just messy but she's just putting it under the guise of like actual like i want to make sure you're okay yeah i mean during this generally i agree with garcelle in general that kyle doesn't have the right to be like open and honest to everybody else but then she won't talk
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supporter and yada yada yada and it's like fuck this guy which in some ways they should because kyle is their castmate and ultimately they are friends with kyle first but i think that like there's an element that they have to really put themselves out for kyle and garcelle's like honestly i don't even like this woman she's like she's superficial she's fake everything is about her
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And, you know what, I'm sick of, like, here I am on TV, kind of, like, co-signing this group bashing of Mauricio. But the truth is, like, we don't even know what's going on on Kyle's side. And I'm kind of, like, sick of it. And so I want...
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I think it's time for Kyle to also, you know, if, if we're going to like rake some random girl over the coals and start saying like, Oh, she's, she's, she's not, this random person's not cute. She's a girl, you know, like, how about like Kyle, you talk, you know, you've got some stink on your side as well. So why don't we talk about that?
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So I don't want to hear that from Erica. Yeah, I know. At least Garcelle's roster in the 90s included Johnny Depp and all these people. And yours was Tom Girardi.
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Yeah. So we're here. We're back in St. Lucia at the Windjammer Landing Resort. And Kathy and Kyle are getting ready. And Kathy's like, well, hey, Kyle, do you ever put anything on your lips? And Kyle's like, Kathy, you're putting blush on. She's like, no, I know. Just gives it a little, you know, just makes your lips look more like cheeks. You know, I just want to have a nice cheek face.
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Well, I liked Garcelle's response. Someone asked Garcelle on Watch What Happens Live. Someone's like, what did you think about Erica saying that you peaked? And Garcelle just goes, fuck Erica. Yeah.
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Yeah, I think that doesn't seem right. And also, I just want to say one other thing about this piece. Sorry to go back a little bit. This peeking, like, oh, Erica's saying, well, maybe she peeked. Like, how sad is it that the definition for Erica of Garcelle peeking is based off of who she slept with? As like, I would argue that Garcelle is ascendant, right?
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Like this is, I think this is the most exposure. I mean, Garcelle obviously was famous in the nineties. She was on the gym and then she was in the Jamie Foxx show late nineties, early 2000s. She's been around all these years. She was coming to America back in the eighties, et cetera. Like she's been with us all the time, but I would argue her being on the show is like the,
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her most high profile gig that she's had, or the thing that has had her name on more people's mouths than ever before. And so I would say she has not even reached her peak. But for Erika, it's like, well, who your fucking represents, what your peak is. There's actually something very sad and inherent in what was just a shady comment, yes, but it really is actually a revealing shady comment.
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I'm going to say good for you on that front. I would say, you know what? You should take that. Take that coffee table. But by the way, those garage band loops powered Erica to be all the way into the background, her song, all the way in the background of Inonora.
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well maybe a nora peaks i don't know it's like wow my song got played in the strip club on the sopranos like wow it's huge honestly if i heard any one of my stupid musical tracks that i made five years ago playing the background of literally anything i would be like issuing press releases i'd be so happy
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She's like, yeah, but it's going to make your lips dry. Oh, oh, I guess that makes sense. I guess that's why my lips are always dry.
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I can't even do my favorite hobby, shopping, because I can shop anywhere. Gas station, 7-Eleven, and the paparazzi are always there. So Dorit's like, Coyle's been in this town for a very long time, and she knows how things work. And if you want to avoid being seen with Morgan, you know how to do it.
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It's been 54 years so far. Still haven't gotten a good story out of you, Kyle. Still waiting. Yeah.
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I hope you have a great story. And furthermore, I hope you dance. Are you just singing that song the other day on the show? Yes. Is that why that came to me? Yes. In the Below Deck Creek. Naturally, of course. Yes. Of course. Where it fits in the best.
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I would be furious. I have childhood trauma around this topic because when I was in kindergarten, I was cast as a tree in the production of Snow White, in the kindergarten production of Snow White. And as a tree, I was a part of an ensemble of trees and together we created a forest.
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And when Snow White is banished from the castle, she has to go running through the woods where she eventually finds famously the dwarves. And so as the trees, the direction that we were given as actors was that we could either be kind trees and say, run, Snow White, run, get to safety. Or we could be evil trees and go.
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We could be very nosy trees and say, what's the deal with Morgan Wade? Am I right? You fucking Cinderella or not? I heard they found your slipper in your place, slut. You could also be a bad jokey tree and say, is there vodka in that? Which was strange as a kindergartner to ask. You could be a really offended tree. Or you could be a gossipy tree. I just saw Maricia with a girl and she's not cute.
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So all the boys, of course, the boys were like, we'll all be evil trees. And all the girls were like, no, we want to be nice trees. We want to support Snow White. I was like, okay, so boys will be mean, girls will be nice, you know, classic. So we all, that comes the big scene and we all are lined up, right, because we're trees. And I'm like the first tree, I think like stage right.
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And so Snow White comes running through. So I'm the first tree that Snow White encounters. So I go, whoa. And then every single other tree went, run Snow White, run, even the boys. So- You were the only evil tree. I was a psychotic tree. Everyone was like, oh, that poor kid forgot his line. I was like, no, we had an agreement to all be psychotic trees, but I was the only one.
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So everyone was like a nice tree, and there's this one fucking strange tree that's literally trying to kill Snow White, and that was me. So I understood Garcelle's pain when she stood up there like a psychotic tree. and did the mwahaha to Kyle, and Sutton did not do her part, and Sutton said, run Snow White, run to Kyle. I did not appreciate that.
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Were all the other trees played by Lisa Vanderpump? There was one played by Lisa Rinna, actually.
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i mean really now how dare you insinuate that all i do is drink vodka anyway so now i will be wearing an evening gown made entirely of distilled vodka that has been uh just turned into wood i don't know what i'm talking about because i'm drunk on vodka i love vodka
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She's like, ah, I mean, we start at nine. It's like, that's so Kathy to be like, I'm not even going to pretend like I'm gonna be on time. I'm building in 30 minutes for me and all boats can wait.
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So then, um, uh, Garcelle, everyone's getting ready and everything. So they're all, they're all settling in and stuff. And Garcelle is not happy with what happened, uh, at dinner. But in the meantime, Bose is talking to Erica. She's like, so why don't we even start with something like this? I may have to go to sleep with my, my hair is too big. I'm not going to take it all, take it all off.
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And Erica's like, yeah, well, whatever. And Erica starts pulling out her, her clips and everything. And Bose is horrified. Bose is like,
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what is going on like why are you taking your hair out right now she's like this is the second time can i just say that this is only the second time in my life i've seen white women rip out tracks clipped in and just throw it on the chair next to them and the thing i love that it's a cultural thing it's just a white lady thing that they just start ripping out their hair and throwing them on the couch
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And Bose is like staring, because we see the first time she saw it was at the party at the beginning of the season where they were pulling out Kathy's clips and everything. So they're then starting to have this, as they go on with the scene, Erica is still pulling out the hair. And every time she puts her hair down on the sofa, you see Bose looking at it like, you're disgusting. You're trash.
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Yeah. And Dorit's like, you know, I think Bose wants to believe the best in people. It's one of the things I love about her. Unfortunately, I have enough experience to realize Sutton isn't sorry about the wallet comment, and she's worried about the way it made her look to all these women, and she's trying to say a face. Which is probably true.
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I'm going to say that Dorit is probably accurate on that one.
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Yeah, I mean, you can't say that you felt bad about making the joke about the booze, but then you decided you were not going to call it back because she called you a bitch. Yeah. Like, okay. So she's like, you do realize that I've been sitting for three weeks with the shit that she slung at me? She's like, yes, but then when you finally get it, acknowledging the apology is important.
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She's like, I did, I did. I acknowledged it by saying...
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So Sutton says, this is her classic warning that she's unhappy and she's about to say something shady. Well, I'm going to say this. You're like, uh-oh. She's announcing that she's going to say something. I'm not going to today. Okay, everybody? I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it.
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She's like, I moved the needle. Okay. I picked up that needle and I moved it. And that needle pierced me in the heart. I'm not apologizing again. And Griselle is pissed. She's still pissed at Sutton. And she's like, well, I don't think you should apologize. No, unless you're apologizing to me. Hint, hint. And she's like, well, I'm not. And I'm actually, I will say this.
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I did appreciate when Kyle, my new best friend, did step up and defensive me for Dorit for about three seconds. That was very special. We see a flashback of Kyle saying like, Dorit, that's not nice. She's like, I mean, the way she stood up, it's just so wonderful having a best friend. I never had someone who had my back like that.
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And it's just hearing those words for the three seconds while I sit in my cocktail. It just, it just filled me with so much love. I felt like I had a wind beneath my wings.
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You're like the bet. You're like you. You are the prize in this situation. Not Kyle. So, Garcelle's like, okay, well, when somebody says to you, you know, when you say, I'm going back to Kyle. When she said, if there's anything to tell you, I will tell you. Then we do say, and then we say, okay, I'll leave it alone.
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And Sutton's like, well, I do think it's a bit unfair to just say we want to know everything right now. And you just got to tell us. She's like, yeah, but remember we made a plan. Remember we sat there and we're like, we're going to get her on this one. Should we roll the flashback?
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Well, all of a sudden you're not doing it. When it comes to Kyle, you have, you have a blindfold on. That's not true. Why would I have a blindfold on to the most radiant and beautiful person at the table? Well, I believe it. I mean, that's how I feel. And you want me to tell you how I feel. So I'm telling you how I feel.
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Yeah, she's not always been the most amazing fan. She says, I am not protecting her because she can do everything herself. She is wonderful and she is self-reliant. I don't need to do anything for her. She says, well, for some reason, your loyalty is beyond. She's like, well, I am not protecting her and there's no loyalty. I just will do whatever Kyle wants to do. And that is my choice.
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That is not out of loyalty. And I want Kyle to do whatever she wants to do. I'm not going to protect her. That's her life. Her wonderful, glorious life that I'm so lucky to be a part of. And I am not going to babysit a grown woman because I will be a friend to the grown woman a lot. I will not do that. The curse is like, whatever.
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Yeah, quiet, Nico. Get back to bedazzling some seashells. So then we have Erica, who is standing by the edge of the pool. And everyone's doing, like, photos. Of course they are. They're all like, well, I put on the socks, so it's time to do a photo shoot. So they're all taking photos for their Instagram and everything. And Bose is like, okay, well, everyone gather in my suite.
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um so Garcelle's like all of a sudden she's taking a different stance I mean I've had sons back so many times but tonight she just left me out to dry okay I see you I see you know it reminds me of it's this is I think Garcelle was like this is the moment to land the death blow we are gonna finally get Kyle on the Morgan Wade stuff tonight it's all set up it's queued up it's ready to go and then Sutton's not there to help do it and
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bust it wide open it's like on a reality it's like on Big Brother that's one season the season six of Big Brother when there was like the friendship versus the other people and the other people were going to like the Sovereign Six they were going to finally take out the friendship and then Howie for some reason put up people from the Sovereign Six and you're like why why I know this is a very specific reference but to those who will know that who saw that season they will see it here in Sutton's actions
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It's very hard for me to think about the dulcet tones of Kyle Richards' voice when other people are talking. So please leave me alone so I can just hear her sounds. Oh, yeah, that sounds great.
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And Boze and Erica are getting their glam done. And Erica's like, well, I take sleeping pills on a trip like this. She's like, you do? She's like, I have to.
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You don't wake up? Yeah. Well, how do you wake up?
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So listen, I want to say something. I'm sorry. I got a little frustrated last night and I stormed off. I just wanted to see what it was like to be petty like Kyle Richards. She's like, oh, okay, well, I hope you enjoyed that. You know, it was our first fight. She's like, I know, I know. It was exhilarating, but also kind of sad.
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I'm like, if I'm going to fight, I want it to be against someone that's more entertaining. You know, I get that. I get that. So then, um, uh, Garcelle's saying, I just feel like we're tipping, we're tiptoeing around Morgan. You know, when I brought that up at the table, you went on full protecting mode of her and I get it. You guys are in a good place now.
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And I am, I am, so am I with her, but I felt frustrated and I just felt like you weren't listening to me. And I guess I just wanted backup since I've done it for you for so many, so many years.
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You know, this year I really wanted to have a deeper relationship with Kyle, but it's like wanting to do the butterfly in a puddle. No matter what your aspirations are, a puddle is still just a puddle. Can't get any deeper than that. So anyway, she's out with Morgan here, she's out with Morgan there, and she's on the side of the stage, and we're not allowed to say anything about it.
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So they all go to her place and Kyle and Garcelle wind up wearing the same outfit.
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You know, sometimes when somebody is just so adamant about not want to talk about it, you just have to respect it and move on. Unless it's your mother, in which case you just ask her every single day to say I love you until finally she breaks down and does it because there's a TV crew there. But that's a special occasion. Well, that's what I'm going to do.
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So Bo said she was at a restaurant and she saw Mo with a girl and called Kyle and told her, how about that? Yeah, this is the first time I've heard that he's been there. And Chris was like, yeah, but that girl, like, yeah, she's dating. Like, yeah, they're dating.
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Yeah. Yeah. Well, I just am like, you're separated. You also kind of cast the first stone. And I mean, one could say, who knows? You cast the first bone.
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bone right i mean look it sounds very much like marisa was not there for kyle when she needed him and so in some ways that is the first zone but the point is like um we all saw last season you and morgan wade and i'm not saying it's like i'm not being like oh you i'm just saying you know the point is your relationship with marisa has run its course and now you guys are starting to see other people and that's just the way it goes and if you can yeah it's just like stale outrage at this point
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Vodka. Yeah, they're all doing thirst traps. They're having a fun time with it. And now they all gather. And this is a, oh, my God. Whoa, you look great. You look great. What are you wearing? It's Valentino. Oh, my God. Fantastic. Blah, blah, blah. It's, you know, it's the whole classic Beverly Hills 10 minutes of admiring brands.
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And then they do like a little runway moment where Kyle goes stomping around the living room and Garcelle, of course, is a model and knows how to do it. So that was fun. And then they hug.
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That's such a funny observation. I never noticed that, but it's true. Like, she does butter her up.
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So they're all getting on the boat and everything, and they're all sitting at the table, and Kyle, of course, her eyes, she notices Jennifer's earrings, and she's like, her eyes, of course, are like, blink,
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she's got the terminator eyes she's got the display where it's like it zooms in on the earrings she's like um i can't get over your earrings like oh yeah the dolce and gabbana she's like i love them i want them yeah well it's altamoda so there's only one so you can't get it off you can't get it at the dolce and gabbana boutique but they're which i'm sorry i know that sounds really obnoxious
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Kyle's like, one of a kind, I can't buy them. She's spiraling.
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And the producer's like, does Kathy think that you're the help on the boat? She's like, I don't know.
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So everyone's now lazing about on the boat, sunbathing, et cetera. And, you know, Dorit hangs out with Kyle. And she's like, honestly, Kyle, oh, my gosh. If I fall into your face, I'm just saying, huh? And Kyle's like, oh, my God, by the way, I have a very good view, by the way. Like, your butt is, like, right over my head. Oh, my God. And she's like, you know, you're like a rock, Kyle.
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You have the body of a rock. She's like, really? I mean, I try, you know. That's, like, what I'm doing. I'm just going to the gym at 6 a.m., not eating mashed potatoes, sending them back.
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Right. Just the Richard sisters. Like to reach a note by now, you can never have three in the same room. One's always got to be on the outs.
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And, like, her eyes, she has these very feline eyes, and they just start to, like, lower, and Sutton's like, oh, really? This is what we're going to do? And we see, like, actually a very, very long montage of Sutton going after Erica to read Kyle. So Erica's like, you know, you pulled from a friend, and all that work is an enemy.
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No, I mean, I think that you bring up a very good point, which is that like Erica is conflating, you know, being kicking people when they're down with someone who's trying to get clarity about something.
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And, you know, when you have a show where you have like the probably the biggest star on the show, the biggest principal who champions the idea of being open and honest, open and honest, but then is very protective and is very private about when stuff happens. is happening in her life or her friend's life, her ally's lives, it feels like hypocrisy. And I think Sutton is triggered by hypocrisy.
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Most people are, but she was particularly triggered by it. And she wants to get to the bottom of it. Because I think Sutton's also like, I have been really open about everything in my life. I've been very raw on the show. And then you get to just poke at me and you get to have fights with me and you get to do all these things with me. And yet I'm not allowed to say, question you. And I've had it.
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I'm going to ask you questions. And it's uncomfortable for Erica and for Dorit and for Kyle. Um, but like, it's also, she's doing her job. Okay. It's not, it's not like she's going around like fat shaming them or something like that. I mean, you know, when sudden, when sudden, but the whole thing with the invasion and sounds like, well, I had a hard day too.
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So, yeah, everyone's like, we'll have the mashed potatoes, please. So then we have Dorit who's like, so everyone, how is your villa compared to ours? And Jennifer's like, oh, it is gorgeous. Like, it's just like yours. Yes, it's just wonderful. And Boze is like, OK, I have a question. I have a question. Can we discuss the outdoor shower, though? You said that you will not use an outdoor shower.
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Cause that there's someone who's supposed to be on a plane. It couldn't come in here. It's like, that was shitty. Yes. But the truth is, like you said, um, this is a show about being sort of putting yourself out there on TV and they're not, they're being very protective. They would get selectively protective, selectively open and honest. And son's just kind of like, you, you can't do this.
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And now you're going to make me look like the shitty person when I'm just doing the thing I'm supposed to be doing. Yeah.
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If Sutton was sincere about the apology last night, she wouldn't have had to bring it up and sell it to us one more time. I'm like, well, she would have, because if you didn't bring it up, it's like, can you believe she just thinks she can say it this one time and then everything is fine.
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So Sutton is like, here, I'm just going to emphasize that it was so important for me to bring it up that I'm going to say it again. And they're like, oh, really? Well, now we know it's fake because you had to sell it to us a second time.
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How dare you? Ramona Singer pops up, I believe the phrase you're looking for is, you don't support other women, Erica.
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So Erica's like, well, it's a true statement for me, and what I've observed for the last three years, and this is just my observation, is that it's okay for you to say things, and you can't say things like, oh, for someone like you to say that, that I mistreat women, and to imply that I would ever mistreat someone as saintly and as godly as Kyle Richards over there, absolutely not.
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Yeah. So Erica's like, I'm just pointing out a pattern in the way that you've treated people at their lowest point. And so I'm like, well, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that you cared about patterns because there were a lot of patterns in the Tom Girardi case and you involved in it. So we're going to go talk about patterns. We're going to go there.
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But anyway, I'm sorry that I asked questions about the L.A. Tom's. I'm sorry that I'm the only one here capable of reading more than three sentences in an article, and therefore it all was on my shoulders to ask questions about it. It really seems to bother you.
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So Kyle and Jimmy are like, oh my God, there's like a scene happening without us. Let's get involved. So they come in. By the way, Dorit, we haven't talked about this. Dorit is wearing like a Yosemite Sam hat. It is the most enormous beach hat. It looks like a giant tortilla chip fell on her head. I took a picture of it because it was so funny.
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I don't know if I've ever seen a beach hat that was as big as that.
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Okay, she says, Dorit says, I don't really like outdoor showers. And she's like, well, no, but I do them occasionally. I mean, even with my husband, I'm like, don't, I don't walk around naked. Or rather, it's more like, I don't want him to go to the outdoor shower. And then I'm sitting there watching that.
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Oh, come on, listen better. So Erica's like, you can feel the way you want, and I'm just telling you how I feel. She's like, well, I can feel the way I want to. Thank you for the permission, ma'am. So Erica's like, well, I just knew the other shoe was going to drop with Erica. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That was me doing my Erica Girardi impersonation, which was quite accurate, I believe.
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I just knew the other shoe was going to drop with Erica at some point, and I knew not to trust it because she did this before to me. And so now we have montages of before. All those times when Erica has butted up Sutton and then turned on her like at the reunion.
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She was such a disaster at that reunion.
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pizza party at chuck e chase well i basically everyone guess what here's the news flash i'm basically a terrible person that's what i am you said i'm unkind to women we're going through their baddest or worst point in their lives it's like well you in this group no you said women as a whole okay let me tell you something i was always nice to him i was nice to nancy reagan when i met her that one time it's like oh don't talk about women in this group i mean don't get into semantics
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Oh, and now I'm anti-Semitic. Is that what you're trying to say? Oh, wow, that's real convenient.
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I'm not even talking about Jewish people. Well, see, look at me. I'm being inclusive in this argument, and you're not. So now who's the mean one? And by the way, Kyle converted to Judaism also. And guess what? She is a wonderful person, aren't you, Kyle? Kyle, I'm your best friend. I'm your best friend, right?
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And during this time, I'm like, wow, I'm like, Garcelle is really being like quiet, you know, like normally they are been accusing Garcelle of being Sutton's mouthpiece, but Garcelle is not doing it this time. And she says, well, well, there's so many times that, you know, Kyle could step in to have Sutton's back and she doesn't. She's not doing it today. And son refused to see it.
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And I've been seeing it for years. And Garcelle's kind of like, I'm not doing this. I've jumped, like, you know, she didn't have my back last night. I'm not going to have her back this time. Let's see if her new friend Kyle will jump in. And, of course, she doesn't.
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it's that he thinks he can be naked too so i'd just rather i sleep in long johns right sleep in long johns uh well she doesn't like getting naked in front of her own husband i can't imagine being in a relationship where i'm holding anything back then might i also add woo I mean, there's this whole point of intimacy. That's the whole point of intimacy.
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Oh, come on, Dorit. If you don't think you've picked on me, that's okay. That's fine. But you have. He's like, well, you know what? That's what I said. She's like, and Sutton's like, I'm sorry. Eric is like, that's what I said. I'm getting like very stimulated because it was a really good fight. And Sutton's like, I was so handpicked by you. I was the picking.
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I was like a little kernel of corn in your beak and you're picking and picking and picking. No. Okay. Again, you actually need to speak English so I can understand.
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Maybe so. Maybe so. That did actually help quite a bit. Thank you. I was a little confused. So it's like, I can only take so much, okay? So, you know, I apologize to you, and I meant every single thing. She's like, well, you apologize for caviar caspia, but what are you, what you're not understanding is that there's more to apologize for.
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Well, that's all I am gonna apologize for, for caviar, for calling you poor at the caviar place.
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You know what? That's it. I'm not going to apologize for anything else. I am good. I am good right now.
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What's going on with you? Well, you know, today is a big day because we're talking about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. People on Twitter, they're really worked up, as they should be, because it was a really good episode. How come?
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You know what? I apologize. And I meant my apology. But I want to be on ice with you. Carcass in. Bo's like, oh, well, this is really surprising to me. I don't know this Sutton in this way. She's lashing out. She's angry. And I'm seeing a different side that I'm not sure I like. Where have you been, Bo's? That's Sutton's personality. Lashing out and angry.
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So Sutton, she has her hat. She puts on her hat. And she's just like, I'm going to go. I'm going to go. So she walks off. And Garcelle's like, normally, I would have something to say. And I really don't like to see them pile up on Sutton. And under regular circumstances, I would just say, everyone, No, but I'm not going to do that because the other night she didn't have my back.
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I'm not going to stick my neck out for her when she doesn't do it for me.
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I could be naked physically, naked emotionally, naked, naked, naked in front of Keeley, and Keeley's naked too. We're all naked and we're drinking naked juice, and guess what? The reason why we're doing that is because I invented nakedness. And furthermore...
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You know what? I came down here to console you, one very rich lady to another very rich lady. Sometimes poor people just don't understand, and you have to let poor people just be poor, and that's okay. She's like, thank you. Thank you for saying that. You know, I hate these fucking bitches. They're such a fuck. They're such fucking cut fitnesses. Such a fucking bitch. No.
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that's where we end sudden having a breakdown out of a of a boat window holding her son hat on just saying the c word over and over it was really good it was a really good uh pile on on sutton and she acted exactly how you'd expect her to act which is why she's so wonderful why she's been wonderful all along because she just can't help but be the disaster that she is so
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Yeah. So Jennifer is like, well, it's actually very funny.
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And they're like, what? And we see that she was in The Woman, which I didn't even realize. The Woman.
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They're angry at Erika. People are really angry at Erika for saying that Garcelle peaked. And they find that Erika is really hypocritical for attacking Sutton and saying that Sutton attacks women when they're at their lowest moment. when they say, what about you, Erica?
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Yes, I realize that. Kathleen Turner, wasn't that famous because Kathleen Turner originated that role in London, right? Everyone was like, oh my God, Kathleen Turner did Full Frontal on stage. Was this the same show?
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Exactly. So you got to lead with honesty. You got to be open and honest. You know, it's called the Kyle Richards method of dating.
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you know? Right. That's like from 30, remember on 30 rock where Jenna was telling everyone that she's just turned 60. So that way everyone would say, wow, amazing for 60.
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Thank you. Thank you. I am 62 years. So Kyle, Kyle has something really important to say. There's just something about this tropical air that feels so good, doesn't it? Well, thanks, Kyle. Thanks for that amazing insight on tropical air.
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Yeah, seriously. So Garcelle is, of course, watching this like,
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So Dorit's like, by the way, in all seriousness, Sutton, you know, I have thought about it a lot.
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You know, going after Lisa Vanderpump when she just lost her brother and being part of that and bullying like Lisa and Denise off the show. Come in, Erica, you came in as Yolanda's friend and then you joined the Fox Force Five to get her off the show. Like people were really pulling up everything. Ooh, I love it. Yeah, a lot of feelings. People attacking Dorit for being inauthentic.
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She's like, we're not going to put this all on me just because I started this feud, because I got angry, because you whispered something at one point at dinner, even though we were supposed to be pretending to be a sisterhood.
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That was the latest iteration of it. But it all started... Things went sour between them in Oceanside when they were sitting at that restaurant and there was some comment about... I forgot what it was. Dorit muttered something and then... Sutton did the whole thing, okay, everyone, we're gonna tie our hands together with a ribbon and we're sisterhood.
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And then that night she was like, you know what really bothered me? That she said something under her breath. I mean, we are supposed to be a sister. You're supposed to say it out front. And then on the Sprinter van, she was like, you said something under your breath and we're supposed to be a sister. That was sneaky.
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And then they started fighting and then they have been at each other's throats all season as a result of that. Oh, okay. I thought it was alcoholic thing. That was just the latest manifestation. Yeah.
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That's right. But any attempt to converse or to have a conversation with you is rejected. Rather than trying to work it out, you want to go lower. You're like PK reaching into a can of Pringles. You just want to go lower and deeper and deeper and sadder. And now you want to have an issue.
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Thank you. I know. Kyle says one sentence. One sentence because also Kyle and Dorit seem like they're good now, but they're still not great. So Kyle will still pile on. So Sutton's like, I brought it to the group because I thought it was important. It's like,
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Nobody's been you the stick. We're just going to bring up the same thing over and over again until you submit. She goes, well, I will not do that. And Kathy's like, well, we're just having a discussion. I don't know what we're talking about, though. I haven't been paying attention. So Dorit is like, every time there's a chance to take accountability, you cannot just make yourself a victim.
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It was hilarious. It's great. So great work, everyone on Twitter. In the meantime, though, before we get into our Beverly Hills recap, we are hitting the road again this weekend. Our tour, the Mounting Hysteria tour, continues to power on. So this weekend, we are going to Charlotte and Atlanta. In Charlotte, we're going to recap the Southern Charm season finale, which will continue. be great.
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You know, say, I'm an adult. I take accountability whenever I make a mistake. Which is, should we just like roll all the scenes of Garcelle having to explain to Dorit why the things she has said in the past have been either problematic or sound like they have a tin ear or whatever. And her just saying, you know, refusing to hear anything Garcelle has to say at any restaurant. Yeah. Yeah.
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So basically, Boze is like, part of me wonders, does he want to get off the train, but then is afraid he'll disappoint me by wanting to get off the train. But basically, it's just like, maybe we shouldn't have a baby. And then she tells the story about her first pregnancy. Her daughter was named Eve, and she found out she had preeclampsia, and it became a high-risk pregnancy.
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We also do Crabbins on Demand, where you can watch us on video, you can see our smiling faces, which is really fun, sort of rounds out the full Crabbins experience. And of course, in March, we are going back out on the road with the Mounting Hysteria Tour. We are going to go to Cincinnati,
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And ultimately, she lost the baby. And it was very, very traumatic. And then when she had Lael, like that entire pregnancy was very scary because every time she went to the doctor, it was like it was it was like PTSD and terror. And so she's wondering if she should do it again, to which I say, no, don't do this. Don't do this again. Get a get a get a surrogate.
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But like, don't put yourself through that. Don't put yourself through that agony and put your body through that that.
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I believe the housekeepers are the future. Well, for real, though.
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Just put bonnets on anything. Little baby bonnets on anything. Make them your children. Bring your daughter to work day.
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So then we go to Kyle's house and Kyle is like, hey Siri, how hot is it going to be today? It's like, the National Weather Service has issued an excessive warning. Daytime temperatures will hover around 94 degrees unless you live at home and alone, in which case it will be a cold 55 degrees.
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So, um, by the way, what was it that Bose said to Kathy and everybody that you told me off camera, but now I'm going to bring it up on camera because I want to start a hate campaign against her. Oh, she said you were kind of colder. And we see a flashback to the Kathy dinner where Bose was like, she was kind of cold to me. So Kyle's like, I mean, I'm the cold one now.
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Yeah, you're now, you're the iceberg. Now I'm the iceberg. Are you saying I'm kind of like the unspoken star of the hit movie Titanic? I mean, I appreciate it as a working actress. I appreciate getting another notch on my IMDb, but that is so mean. And also kind of like deserving because like, honestly, I am pretty famous.
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Yeah, it's Doreen and her sidekick in Iceberg. It doesn't totally make sense, but sure, we'll go with it.
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It is funny. The more you think about it, the funnier it gets because you think of Erica being an ice queen on some sort of like icy throne with like maybe a white fur thing and a scepter and like blue crystalline things around her. And then Kyle is an iceberg in the water like... Carl's just iceberg lettuce floating in the water. She has a little fascinator that's just a leaf of iceberg lettuce.
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because there's going to be a lot of shit to talk about, a lot of shows. So for right now, though, it's going to be about Beverly Hills.
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Don't name your daughter after something that goes on a 4th of July hot dog.
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Oh, come over here. Let's look at the bouncy castle. The house that PK still has a part of.
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Are you allowed to celebrate 4th of July while also celebrating a fake British accent? It feels like it's a mixed message there. It's a day of sorrow for me and my people. Well, some of them. We're celebrating independence from my accent. So she's like, you know. I've always made a big deal out of holidays with the kids.
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And then we see these photos, which I can't believe we've never seen photo these photos before. But family photos, first of the four of them dressed like the Addams Family and then as the Incredibles, which is funny to see PK dress as Mr. Incredible because it's just not someone I would associate with that concept. And then just the photo, the Christmas photos.
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Like I had no idea that they were low key doing these family portraits. And now I know even more why Kyle doesn't like to read because Kyle likes to be the one that takes the family portrait with her family.
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What a funny episode. Another good one. Really good one. Really, really. And let me tell you something. Kyle Richards made me laugh a few times and not laughing at her. I was laughing with her. I could not actually believe this. Yeah. I was like, wait a second. Is Kyle making me chuckle? This is weird. There you go.
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Um, and then, so Sutton arrives first. So Dorit goes upstairs to do, she wants to find a necklace. She wants to go upstairs and put on a necklace. So Sutton arrives and she walks in and it's just emptiness. Like there's no one in the, there's no one on the first floor. There's some kids running around outside and Sutton who is,
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You know, on top of the fact that she's also very, very all about manners. So the fact that there's no one there to greet her is very offensive. But then that she has to also wait is also very offensive. And she just starts muttering to herself.
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She's like, well, the idea that I would have people come to my house and I'm not there to greet them or Avi is not there to greet them and someone's just not there. I mean, a roach isn't even here to greet me. I mean, this just boggles my brain.
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It's like a showy display of discomfort. Like, well, I'm not going to sit on the couch unless I'm invited to sit on the couch. So I'll just find something that I just, I'll be here in the corner, minding my own business because clearly I'm not welcome here. So I don't want to disrupt the seating area too much.
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And now it's 1.35 p.m. And Sutton now has nothing left to do. She's like, I guess she solved Wordle. So now she needs other activities. And she's like, well, I really should study the California map. Yeah. I was like, wow, things are getting really dire down there. I'm going to study geography while I wait.
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I honestly think, like, yes, she was being a little fussy, like really leading into the manners aspect of I should be greeted. But I think that, honestly, after five minutes, I think you have every right to be extremely annoyed that you're just sitting there. I mean, you could even say after three minutes.
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If you're just sitting there in someone's house and they haven't even come down to say hello... And you're like, what do I do? I'm just going to sit here. I mean, a lot of people would just say, hey, Dorit, I'm here, or text her or whatever. So there is that aspect of it. But making someone just wait downstairs for 10 minutes, let alone 20 minutes. The horror. The horror. It's crazy.
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Not for my election. Let's be honest. You would be holding all those babies. You would have been hugging.
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I would do the same thing. Because I'm like, I don't want to go outside and make a conversation with a child or the child's mother or whatever. I'm going to sit in the air conditioning inside because it's 100 degrees out.
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Now, well, one thing, though, is that Dorit's mom, we find out in a little bit, is actually there. So was Dorit's mom upstairs? Because it seems like Sutton knows Dorit's mom. So Sutton could have gone up to Dorit's mom and started chatting with her and having small talk. But honestly, yes, she could do all these things. It's still wrong. I'm sorry.
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It's still wrong because if I go to someone's house and then I have to make 20 minutes of small talk with someone I don't really know, but I have like met passing, like I would be like, oh my God, this is so annoying. This sucks. I'm mad now.
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I can't sugarcoat it. I would be mad.
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Yeah, and then she sees that there's like this this tur this table not a turtle there's a table right in the middle of the foyer and it has all these photos of PK and Dorit and she's like I mean, what is this a shrine?
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This looks like an anniversary party and sounds like oh I didn't even see this I don't know I was even allowed to look at it cuz I had no one here to greet me to show me what I can and cannot look at in this household so I've just been sitting here on the corner of the couch and Like, listen, I still have pictures up of Mo and me also, but, like, not at a round table as you enter the home.
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Okay, like, there's, like, a shrine to PK. Seems, like, a little strange.
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I have to assume that Dorit has kept those pictures up there because she wants to keep normalcy for the children, honestly.
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So Kyle's like, um, so have you said hi yet to Dorit? She's like, to whom? And then she's like, look, look at all this emptiness. So then Dorit's still upstairs and she has now chosen her chain. And the chain she has chosen is one that says mama.
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She's like, I wish I had another chain. Yeah.
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By the way, Dorit, look how cute Sutton's bag is. Look, oh my God, it's a bag. Look, we're bringing it with the Patriot. And Sutton's like, well, we're trying to bring the red, white, and blue look. And Dorit's like, oh, I'm sorry. This is so kind of you. And she takes the bag away, like sort of jokingly like, this is mine now. Because, you know, they're all obsessed with...
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and she's like, well, I think you owe it to me. And Sutton's like smiling, like, ha, ha, ha. She goes, I most certainly do not. She's like, no, you most certainly do. And then it becomes clear that Dorit may not actually be joking. She's actually being serious and holding onto that bag way longer than it needs to be held onto.
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I mean, even though today is all about having fun, I can't ignore the tension between Sutton and I. Last time I saw Sutton, she interrupted me when I poured my heart out about Jaguar. And then we see a flashback to her saying, And so, ladies and gentlemen, my children, they asked me, are mummy and daddy getting a divorce? Well, I'm so sorry.
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This has been a lovely conversation, but we have to get back out on that 101 freeway. Okay, let's get into the Sprinter van. Well, I was in the middle of a story.
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Kids, kids asked about divorce. Didn't know what to say. Little weird. All right. Got it. Understood. Yeah.
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And she's like, whoa. Biggest nightmare for any real housewife is tripping and falling on camera. I don't know what I would have done if Garcelle had fallen over. I don't think I would have liked to have seen that.
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It is such a funny concept. When Sutton threw the tiara on the ground and Kyle had to pick it up. I mean, just saying that alone is kind of hilarious. Yeah. So, Garcelle arrives. And then we get this random shot, which was so funny. A phoenix doing a grand jeté. And then all the women are, like, clapping. I just love the random moment of ballet happening in that arabesque.
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Rondal Bershnikov. I still do many grand jetés and arabesques and... I don't do them very well, but I try to be a little dancer myself every now and then. Oh, there you go. Keep it in the bedroom. It's mainly in the kitchen while I'm cooking. Don't say gay, okay? Yeah. I have to say my lines could use work. So, uh, Garcelle is... So Garcelle's like, oh, Sutton, what are you drinking, honey?
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And she goes, oh, it's some watermelon something. Oh, is there alcohol in it? Yes. Okay, gotcha. So it seems like it's just like a little patter. Then Dorit goes, oh, didn't you ask Sutton what she's drinking? And you asked, is there alcohol in it? I mean, honestly.
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So Sun's like, Dorit has never apologized for perpetuating a rumor or a myth that I have some sort of drinking problem just because I have alcohol with every single beverage I have every single day. And then we see a montage of Dorit saying, gee, Sun is a drinker and I would not be surprised if she pours a little vodka in her coffee in the morning.
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That sometimes happens with Bravo, right? Like sometimes someone could have a villain edit for an entire season and you hate them. And then the next season comes and you're so excited to see them. I mean, remember Camille Grammar season one and then Camille Grammar season two. Season one, she was the most loathed person on Bravo. Like people hated Camille.
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This becomes a real sticking point. So he goes, well, don't start with the vodka stuff. It's not nice. And I'm going to go. I'm going to go. So Dorit's like, Sutton, I'm not looking to argue with you with what I just said. I just said, don't call me a bitch in my home for fuck's sake. Well, I'm so sick of fighting with you.
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I think the tiara somehow arrived between the living room and the cabana. Like, they clearly walked through some sort of children thing or another, and the tiara was placed. But, like, clearly, the way I read it, just because I know how I operate and I, unfortunately, am, as we've already kind of discussed, I'm much more aligned with Sutton and her emotional swings than I'd like to admit.
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This is not about the alcohol. This was her being still pissed that she waited 40 minutes before Dorit even acknowledged her. And so she was so mad about that, that just like the alcohol thing was just something that she could like grasp onto and just explode on.
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Yeah, so Garcelle's like, well, you know, she sounds a little sensitive after the coffee vodka remark. She's also, let's face it, probably drunk from her breakfast. Dorit's like, well, I'm a little sensitive, Garcelle. She's like, well, that being said, can I get a watermelon vodka on my back?
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Not on America's birthday. So, Dorit's like, are you kidding me? Garcelle and Kyle are running after her. Not even a thought. Not even a consideration from either one of them. No. Run after little crybaby. Make sure you have a drink in your hand. Well, you know, that's... That's fine and good. That's funny.
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And then season two, it was like, oh my God, Camille Grammar. I can't wait to see her. Oh my God, I can't.
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But also we just watched like five years of you guys all doing this with each other to anyone who like disrupted the Fox force five. So now you get to see what it feels like for us.
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Here you go. It's all right. I've already had six. Listen, if she's going to fucking do this shit, I'm going to go. So Garcelle's like, no, I get it. I get it. I haven't heard sudden talk like this. She's she's pissed and I think wasted. And I think it's because she wasn't getting along with Dorit, but she still wanted to take the high road. And she came in and this is how you're coming at her.
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I'm like, OK, I think Dorit was shitty for making Sutton wait. I think this thing about the booze, Dorit's reference was so subtle, so minor. I didn't even pick up on it until Garcelle made a big scene about it. I was like, I thought Dorit was asking for clarification on what Garcelle asked. Like it was such a small, if that was a dig, it was so small.
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And the fact that Sutton is like losing her mind over it. And I'm often team Sutton with these stupid little fights, but like, I'm sorry, this is too much.
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You're very sensitive. I like how Garcelle tries to start talking Sutton down. She goes, listen, it was a bad joke. You know, she's not good at jokes. She can't do jokes. She's very bad at jokes. You know, she's bad timing. Just, it's not good. It's not, she needs to go to Groundlings or something. You know, it's her. She's just trying.
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They literally were like, that word just started a bunch of shit. And it should be noted at this point, Sutton, Kyle, and Garcelle are gathered at like a little bench right by the front door. So they're all clustered right there. So Boze is like, what's going on here? So then Sutton's like, ah, it's too much. So she slinks away from the bench. She goes to hide behind the corner.
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Yeah, I think it's like the hallway to the classroom or something like that. So she's like, I'm going to stay in here.
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So everyone's packing up and to leave Augusta. So we're still, we got some like bonus Reba time essentially. And Garcelle's like, I don't like this view. It's like, it's what view? Your ass in my face. No. So then they laugh and everything.
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So Kyle's like, um, guys, can we just, like, try to hit the reset button, maybe? And Garcelle's like, it was just a really bad joke. She's like, no, and I know you're sensitive, Sutton. I know this feeling. Like, we know this feeling. And she goes, well, what she did last year, what she put me through, no, no. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I am gonna go.
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Yeah, I mean, it was such a weak drink. What's even the point of having it?
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The last thing this world needs is more kid on tiara violence. So Sudden's like, fine, I'll go pick it up. So Kyle's like, no, I'll do it, I'll do it. I need to do a squat. So they go pick up this tiara and everything. And Griselle's like, all right, listen, Sudden, would you be willing to talk to Doreen? She goes, no, no, I'm not going to talk to her.
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I'm not going to give her the satisfaction of knowing her diss about me and that watermelon drink got to me because it did not most certainly get to me whatsoever. But what if she apologizes?
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Yeah, but that being said, Sutton was the one who most recently said that you can't be storming out. I mean, Sutton's a hypocrite. Well, yeah, Sutton's a big hypocrite. She did the whole sisterhood thing. Don't storm out. And then she was the first one to betray the sisterhood and storm out. So we get it. But this shit's funny.
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This whole thing of them all clustered by that front door, and the throwing the tiara, and the back and forth, it actually, I was like, this show is starting to approach a little bit of some Salt Lake City chaos, and Beverly Hills never goes in that space. I was really, really enjoying the silliness that was happening here, this foyer fight.
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And then we go back over to Beverly Hills and Erica is like, she's getting an install with some furniture and something called Harbor comes and delivers some chairs. And she's like, ah,
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Do me a favor, don't do that. Sisterhood, remind her of that, that she's the one who's pledging the sisterhood. So Dorit then walks away. She's like, my cooler friend is here now, so I'm going to hang out with those. So Dorit then goes, I mean, she called me a bitch in my own home. I should be kicking her out. But gee, instead, she's the victim. I wasn't the one who brought this up last year.
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And then we go to a flashback of last year of Kyle, Garcelle, Dorit, Crystal, Camille, Grammar, everyone standing around Kyle's bar and talking about Sutton's drinking. And Garcelle saying, do you think there's something wrong with her? And this is your moment where Kyle says, well, I don't know. I don't know if it's your first drink or your fifth. So, yep, it was Kyle who started it.
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I mean, we knew that. But it was nice to see the validation right there.
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I think if, if someone called me an alcoholic, I would just respond with like a Sonia Morgan tagline. I would just be like, I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me. We're just burping their face, you know, keep it simple. Or just say, You know, I'm often on top, but sometimes I like being a bottom.
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The people are like, wait, okay, this has nothing to do with anything, but I'm just going to back away slowly.
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Unless, of course, there's something very big underneath the surface, the surface, the surface. Like an iceberg? I'm an iceberg.
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So this, I mean, this whole episode is kind of playing like some sort of stage farce, right? Because it's crazy. And then the door swings open and here's Erica to make her entrance. She's like, hello, everyone. Wait a second. What's everyone doing here in the foyer?
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Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens? There's so much that crappens. Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens?
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Okay, so what's going on? Tell me it quickly, because I got to get to the hot dog. And Sutton's like, well, Dorit brought up the whole vodka thing. She goes, oh, yeah, yeah, you being an alcoholic and a drunk, well, we all know that, you know?
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And she's like, well, and I do appreciate it, and I don't appreciate it, I should say, and I don't want to perpetuate the myth that I don't want to be around someone, and I don't want to be around someone who's going to do that. I can't speak straight, because I'm a little drunk right now, but you know what I'm saying.
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And at this point, I'm waiting for Jennifer Tilly to walk in. Jennifer Tilly's MIA all of a sudden, because it felt like every two seconds, someone else is walking through the door, be like, I'm here!
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So Bo's like, it's just, you know, why don't you just come into the house? And she's like, well, I am not comfortable here. She's like, yeah, she was in the house. Now she's leaving the house, apparently. She's just trying to get her to either go out the door or just come back into the porch. But we're kind of stuck in this four-year place right now.
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It's her own kind of Hansel and Gretel moment. Just leave a little trail of vodka on the gravel.
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I don't think you're really in the place, but. Yeah, Garcelle rarely has, like, a really strong hypocrite moment, but this was one of them. And Bose is like, girl, I am not Dorit's spokesperson. Sounds like it. Well, it looks rude. And all right, you know what? You want to cuddle her, then you cuddle her. So Bose is like, I am pissed that these ladies don't have any couth to at least get up.
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Hot dogs are having a moment on Bravo, I guess, between this and Southern Hospitality. Yeah, but she should be selling hot dogs. I would eat them. I would go track her down and have an Erica Jane hot dog.
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They don't have any couth to at least get up and come into the party and behave like civilized people.
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please yes because she's being coddled you're the hostess at the party and it looks rude for everybody to be over there when they could actually be over here now bows is correct although also this i mean this foyer is really like a ground zero for for issues about etiquette because yes it is rude that they're there in the foyer and they should be coming to the party but it was also rude that they were there in the foyer and the host didn't come down to greet them so i mean
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I think we can just safely say these are just all a bunch of rude people. Yeah, it's Beverly Hills. That's what's so funny about it.
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Yeah, if you hit big time while Will and Grace was still on the air, then you're not old money. And this is just some nouveau riche shit that's going down. I love it. It's amazing. It's classic. Although actually Sutton seems like she's sort of old money maybe. Oh no, she's not. I think actually her family was like middle class and then she married old money, right? But she just acts old money.
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Well, she's now doing the thing like, well, now I've ruined the whole party. I've had a tantrum. I threw a tear. I've ruined it. I'm going to go. I'm embarrassed. You haven't ruined it. You're drunk. Come on. Let's go to the back. She's like, no, I'm out. I'm gone. Go. Okay. I want to leave right now. And I've had it with Doreen. She has gone after me for years.
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I'm sorry that your businesses failed and mine have not. I'm sorry that you can't have a clean divorce and I have. I'm sorry for all of your problems, but your problems are not my problems and I do not want to be your punching bag. I am just tired of it. And this is where Sutton loses people.
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You own Sutton. You type in Sutton right now on her store in West Hollywood. Closed. Temporarily closed.
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Yeah. Um, so does GNA, but, um, uh, yeah. And honestly, like it's fine if your business doesn't succeed, but if you're going to like, actually act like you're a better person because your business has succeeded when actually your business is quote unquote, temporarily closed, then come on now. But that being said, love it.
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You go. Aileen. She's like, it's not Aileen2. It's Aileen only.
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I want to know about Shahadi. What's her name? Shahadi? Shahidi?
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Emily's so mad. So now Dorit's talking with her guests and everything. And then Garcelle gets her hot dog. I swear to God, if we mention hot dogs one more time, I'm gonna have to get a fucking hot dog after this podcast. I am like craving one so badly. So... Kyle's like, oh my God, a cheeseburger, amazing. Did I tell you that like my niece is like married to a fat burger? Yeah.
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So the kids are jumping in the pool and Kathy's like, by the way, I brought a swimsuit with me thinking that we were going to go swimming. And then Rick goes, that swimsuit is way out of line.
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In me own home. Somewhere in the hills of Encino, we heard an echo saying, I'm gone go. I'm gone go. I'm gone go. I'm gone go. The two of them are just going to say those two things over and over again. A bitch in my own home. I'm gone go.
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Somebody walks in my house and calls me a bitch. I say, those are fighting words. And would you like to be my baby? And Kathy says, well, I don't think any of us are mean girls. I mean, maybe I'm just used to it. I'm like, yeah, you kind of have like the most famous like mean girl daughter of all time. Not saying that Paris is mean, but she just sort of like is the image.
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I don't know why I'm suddenly like hedging that. I'm like, I mean, sorry, guys. Sorry. Paris is really nice, guys. So Erica is like.
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Unfortunately, Jagger is being transported to the hospital after he stepped on a tiara. It's very sad. So, big gash in that foot.
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Garcelle's like, can I get another watermelon drink, please? It was actually really good.
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That should be the name of her next album, Hate Me Later. So your hot dog should be the name of her next album. Hate Me Later.
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There's a guy dressed like Mussard dancing in the background. Look, I think it's great that y'all were there to support, but I think, again, in the spirit of sisterhood, can we all just rally around Dorit? And Garcelle's like, well, where was your spirit of sisterhood when you came over to us and called us rude? I'm like, okay, Garcelle. She was not...
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Well, I feel like every time you're telling us what to do about to read and you don't know what, you don't know about the whole situation either. She says, well, let me, let me just put things in relative terms. All right. I call things as I see them. Hashtag Goose. And she goes, well, so do we. So do we.
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And then Kyle says, by the way, son, we have like a little confession. And then Reba walks in from the outside, but no one notices that Reba's there. And son's like, what's your confession? Garcelle says, well, we were listening to your conversation with Reba. That bitch. Glad she's not here. Rest in peace.
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And then we see some of Garcelle's greatest hits as a mouthpiece, which I can't believe we went back to Diana Jenkins land with Diana. Be like, you are the new villain. And Sutton's like, I'm very sorry about being on a bad rest. Oh, your sorry is so fake. And Garcelle goes, Diana, that's kind of shitty. Oh, are you her bodyguard? I was like, oh, I forgot how awful Diana was.
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It's all like this light superficial stuff. Like I like your picture frame. It's like, yeah, thank you. Yeah. It's nice. See, we did connect. Um, so Kyle is like, just Kyle was like, I was just like really surprised to hear that. And like, just like,
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really hurt my feelings well part of the reason i asked kathy because you know the way of it is just that like that's the reason why i thought you were cold and you know i didn't want it felt like i didn't want to know you i wouldn't have asked and i feel like i've had deep conversations with almost everybody and i haven't necessarily had that with you and so that feeling for me is like oh kyle's a little distant she's a little cold like kyle is not distant she's not cold she just has a very vapid personality and you're just not going to get a deep conversation out of her that's it that's all yeah
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Yeah, shopping. She can shop anywhere, guys.
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She was sort of snappy with her too. And so Bose is like...
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Yeah, I don't think I agree. I actually I feel like we didn't really clock it at the moment because there's other stuff going on. But it's not really cool to say to someone's sister, even if you know the sister is like sort of on the outs. You can't say like, oh, your sister is cold. What you can say is I haven't really connected with your sister yet.
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I would love to know what are some good like approaches I should take with her. Like, what are the ways in? How do I crack that nut a little bit? But don't say your sister's cold. So Kyle is like. Well, I just feel like maybe I was being singled out because I'm single and I live in a house alone.
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And because of what was going on with Dorita and me, and because you got to know her first, that you have a loyalty automatically to her, which was really clear from how you came up and scolded us out there. I'm like, yeah, Kyle, but you wanted to do the same thing with Anna Maria last season. You literally brought in Anna Maria and was like, okay, go fight about the esophagus for me.
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And now she's upset that someone's using the same technique.
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So Kyle's like, Boze is like 100%. She's been totally biased against me. Of course she does not want to admit that because it would seem juvenile, but that's what happened. People don't realize how much implicit bias they have against Kyle's in this world. Kyle really suffering. We all need to take classes. I'm Kyle-ist.
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So I have to confess, I laughed. But, asterisk, I laughed because when they said, coming up, and they sort of set it up like Bose said something like, Kyle, I think you're cold. And Kyle goes, okay, Judge Judy. And I thought that was so funny. But then when it actually played out in real time, the timing was much, it was not snappy. And so I didn't laugh.
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I didn't laugh in real time, but I laughed in promo time, if that makes sense.
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Seem chatty this morning, which is, could not. See, what's great about Reba is that she can deliver a very simple line and make it so devastating. You seem chatty this morning. I was like, oh, oh. She really, she can really just like fill it with so much nuance. And sounds like this trip.
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Okay, I'm not unduly trying to Heisman you. Oh my God, like Iceberg, not Iceman. No, Heisman is a different thing. But anyway, I'm not trying to push you out. I'm being, because I'm being led by Dorit, you know.
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God, what I'll do to fuck a Heisman winner right now. So I was like, well, I feel like I've just been sharing so much with you one-on-one in the group. Like, for instance, like the other day, I bought a new bag. And the other day, I bought another bag. And then the other day, I thought I figured out how to open up my French door, but I didn't. I still can't open it up. I've been sharing a lot.
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And Andrea's like, well, I don't even know what's going on with you right now, Coyle.
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Something that everyone thinks about all the time. I can't have you like, listen, I can't with you having to back up every little thing. It's so annoying. It's actually so annoying. Oh my God.
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That is going to be the gif. So Kyle's like, Dorit does not know when to not talk. Like this is between Bose and me and we're in like a good place now. So can you just like leave it be? You don't have to be upper ass 24 seven. Oh, hold on one second. I got a phone call from Jamie Lee Curtis. Hey Jamie, what's going on? Okay. Anyway, like I was saying, don't be a people's asses.
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She's like, well, you know, from the beach, from Garza's house, did we start fresh and clean? Are we going back? Tell me now, because I need to know.
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Yeah, now they're going to go up. And also, by the way, like, whoa, don't go upstairs. This episode's so fun. I don't want to see you two bonding. And by the way, did we not mention my favorite part of the entire episode where Dorit goes, don't be a douche. That was my favorite. Don't be a bitch. Don't be an asshole.
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I actually kind of loved Bo's snapping at Kathy. It wasn't really a snap.
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It wasn't a snap, but it still was like a little bit like no one really has ever told Kathy, don't do this, even in a joking way. And I kind of like the Bo's is like, listen, crazy lady in a bucket hat.
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I think you get what I mean. So they go upstairs and Dorit shows Kyle her upstairs and her bedroom and her closet and it's messy. And this is like, oh my goodness, a messy upstairs area. This is totally showing Dorit's trauma because she's not a messy person. So Kyle...
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Well, nothing warms Kyle's heart more than seeing a friend in total disarray. She's like, wait a second. Your life kind of sucks right now. Okay, I kind of feel better about myself. Great, thanks. Thank you for doing this for me.
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Yeah, that's kind of what it was, right?
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What about Kyle? There's a dead orchid. And Kyle points it and just laughs. I can tell you're really messed up because you let this orchid die. And Dorit's like, yes, I don't ever let orchids die. Your orchid's dead. I was like, Kyle, your bedside manner could use some work.
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Another deep moment from Kyle. And then we see a footage of her like moving some clothes over on a rack and putting like, putting like a blouse where Mo's blazer used to be. There, I did it.
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Or your mom was nice to you that one time? I was about to say, I think that was the last time Reba acknowledged Sutton's presence. So Kyle's like, are you going to be happy to have the chaos gone? It's going to be sort of sad to have two working actresses out of your house, right? And Garcelle's like, yeah, are you going to cry that you're going to miss us, especially me? Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Anything that you want to, baby. Sorry. Sisters are doing it for themselves.
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Every time Kyle has a grievance, she just adds another hanger onto it. Right. So, I mean, like, it's what I ask myself every day. Like, it feels like we're a family, you know? But do you want to be back together? I mean, I just want to take this time to, you know, queerbait a lesbian somewhere and think about myself. And I don't know, I'm not doing anything with the time.
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I have stressed dreams about the Duolingo owl saying, when are you coming back? When are you coming back? And I'm like, I don't know.
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So Kyle's like, I think maybe that was just an easy way to say, like, I'm leaving for a year. I don't know. Do you want a divorce? I mean, I don't want to stay like this. I mean, a chair stuck in my French doors. Birds flying in and out because I can't close the doors. Can't move the chair. Can't turn on the TV. That remote. How do you even use a remote?
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Yeah. Kyle feels like she's in limbo and she says, I'd like to do what they're doing, like going off and doing whatever, like, you know, like getting new furniture, things like that. I just don't know how to do that. Like, I don't, to be honest, like how do you get furniture? Do you just go to a store? You sit on things like it's so strange. What do you do?
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And you can't call me a bitch in my own home because I'm living. So Dorit says, you know, for me, I haven't been able to catch my breath. Which is something that she's also said a million times this episode. Like anytime it's like, Dorit, where were you? Well, I haven't been able to catch my breath. Which is funny because you were singing that song last week.
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And Dorit's like, you don't understand. I just, would I choose to be in this situation? No. No, I wouldn't. And I think PK had lived with the thought of separating. And he had mentally ready when we separated. Whereas it kind of took me by surprise. But to be fair, everything takes me by surprise. I... I saw a peanut M&M on the counter. I go, ooh!
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And then it turns out I'd been there every single day, and every single day I come downstairs and I get surprised by it. But this one really took me by surprise. I'm just kind of digesting it all. Not the peanut M&M, but the divorce.
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So do we say, Coyle, listen, if the man wants a divorce, we're going to get a divorce. I can't stop it. But did he say divorce? Well, he's mentioned divorce, but only in a threatening way. Oh, okay.
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Did I not finish this episode? I don't remember seeing any of this or maybe got cut off because YouTube, I watched this on YouTube TV and this, no, we know I didn't watch this. I watched it on YouTube TV and it showed it. I watched this as a screener, and I don't seem to remember any of this. Did I not finish?
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And that was the episode. God, it's weird that I didn't see that. It's weird that I did not even register that last part there. Thanks, everyone, for listening and being here. Go get your tickets to our live shows at WatchWhatCrapHands.com and check out our Patreon also. And we will catch you on the next episode of Watch What Crap Hands.
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The roof will cave in on us. Oh, what I'd give to hear Garcelle's chattiness right now. But yeah, Kyle trying to make a moment out of this. Like, oh, back to my empty home of shadows and sadness. Oh, relax. Just call Faye. She'll come over. So then Sutton's really happy that everyone got to meet Reba and everything. And Sutton pulls Reba in for like a little hug.
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And she goes, OK, mother, I'm going to hold you once a year and you get to say I love you. And Reba's like, really? Now, when's that going to be? Because it's not going to happen right now.
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And they're all so happy. And Sutton is happy. And Kyle is like, oh, my God. It just reminds me that there's no one to tell me that they love me when I go back to my house that's empty.
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All alone. So Sutton's basically like, well, she said it. I have succeeded in hearing the three words. I think I've ever wanted to hear from one person. I love you. So they all do like a hug and it's like a group hug. And Reba is actually, it's actually really cute because they all hug Reba.
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And you can tell that Reba's probably like, oh, this is so trite and inappropriate and we don't need to hug. Actions, we don't need to hug to show that we like people. It's our actions that tell it. But when they come out of the hug, she has a big smile on her face. So she liked it.
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Bye. Bye-bye. Get out of here. So, back in Los Angeles, we're at Boze's house, and what's Boze... I forget Boze's... Oh, Nico. He's just sitting on the side, like, holding up a little mirror. We find out later he's actually bedazzling it, but I thought he was just looking at himself in a little mirror. I was like, oh, Nico.
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So yeah, Tina comes in, that's her cousin, and they say hi and everything, and they comment on the mirror, et cetera, and they're like 10 months apart in age, so they're very close. Even though she's not a sister, she's like a sister, et cetera. So she says, Tina and I talk so much that I think sometimes we talk telepathically.
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I can be by text, it could be by text, it could be by phone call, it could just be a mind meld, and guess what I tell her? I invented ESP, congratulations, you're using my personal network of mind...
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It just makes people feel fancy. But look, you know what? It's better than mercury. So Bose is like, well, yes.
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Better than E. coli. So I don't know why I said it like that, but it felt fun. So they're having a beverage. Okay, there's a lot of hellos here. We're going through it here. Okay, so Bose is like, okay, well, I don't know where to start. Look. So there's so much on my mind. I mean, so many things have been happening because I'm a mature woman.
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You would assume that I have to get checked out to see if I'm still viable to carry a baby and Keely's ready, right? So she's basically having some doubts about whether or not she should be carrying a baby at her age. You've got Nico.
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It's important to go to a different city to get your fertility doctor. Yeah, it's a shame that there's no fertility doctor, fertility doctors in Los Angeles, you know, but luckily.
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And we are talking Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Before we get into that, of course, come join us on Patreon where you can listen to bonus episodes. We are doing the traders as our bonus episode. these days. We just recapped it yesterday, so go listen to that.
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To be fair, it seems like there is only one fertility doctor in LA because they all seem to go to him on these shows. MJ went to him and everyone. That one guy in Beverly Hills was like, so we looked at your follicles and you can have a baby. So maybe he was booked.
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That was my favorite. That was my favorite when she said, drip, drop, sample, sample.
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I mean, there's a very simple answer. At a certain point, you're so wealthy, all you do is this. You go to the store, you get a bonnet and a rattle. You give it to Nico and say, you're my baby now. Just make Nico the baby and just tell him he's not allowed to speak English for two years. And then just enjoy it. Just make him the child. Yeah.
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I don't understand why. I don't understand why either of them were there. They're just like two pint size to be on the show.
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Yeah. She's like, I don't understand this. What is this? What's this concept of cable networks? Bravo. I don't understand this. Is this a new, is this, is this a new social media platform? It's not. Well, why am I not on? Why am I not on Tik TOK? She's like,
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Yeah. I mean, there may be something to it. There's a little bit of a side thing, but one thing we haven't really talked about at all, and there's nothing really to talk about from our perspective, I think, but like NBC, you know, NBC has sold all of their, all of their networks, except for Bravo.
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Bravo is the only one they're keeping and they're spinning off the others and they're going to go off into another franchise. I don't know where they're going to go to.
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just coming back and relaxing and having like, finally having an exhale. And, you know, I've just been sort of reading the headlines and enjoying our it's fun to get back to watching Bravo and enjoying it for enjoying it and not being stressed because you have to get ready for the crappies. So that's where I'm at mentally. How about you?
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They just created some side company called Spinco that's going to, I don't know, maybe they hope to sell them or whatever, but the whole NBC world, the whole Comcast, whatever, is spinoff, and everything is being focused on Bravo, which I think is crazy, and I wonder how that's going to impact any of the shows that we watch.
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Does that mean there'll be more money for Bravo, or is it just going to be more Baileys? Are they going to try to fold in stuff now that they got rid of... E-entertainment, are they going to try to fold in elements of that to keep the audience, some of the E-audience there?
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Yeah. Oh, well, anyway.
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Did you see there was a picture, a BTS picture of Amanda from the summer house making guacamole this week? Yes, they cut it. Can't believe they would cut Amanda's signature meal. guacamole ever since her first season on the show, she's been making guacamole. Like that's her thing. She comes on the, she arrives in the Hamptons. She takes out that bowl and she makes a classic guacamole.
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And I don't know why we're not getting more scenes of it.
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It's the 11 o'clock number.
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We did the 11 o'clock dip.
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Also known as a magazine built in the spirit of Dolores. Okay.
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You know what? Do you have some new headlines? Yeah, okay.
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So, yes. Who was fired, et cetera. So let's go through this.
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um you know sending our best out to her because jesus absolutely i mean obviously teddy has been you know like a punching bag for so many of us in the bravo universe and everything become a villain etc but i don't think anyone wishes this on anyone um so you know we just hope a very speedy and healthy and quick recovery for teddy it's so scary and um just wishing her all the best
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I can just imagine Kim D calling up. Hey, this is Kim D. Yeah, go meet me at the docks. You know, she probably meets all the reporters at the docks. It doesn't matter what dock it is. It's just a dock. She's like, I'll meet you at the docks. And she shows up in a trench coat with like a little hat. She goes, all right, here's what I got to tell you.
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They gave offers to Melissa, to Teresa, and to Dolores. Okay, go tell that to your editor. I'll be back with more information tomorrow.
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I love that this article has a photo of Rachel and John Fuda. And first of all, they look like AI renderings of themselves. And second of all, it's like, of course, they're standing in front of a sign that's like about like value meals. And it's just burgers, fries and beverages, $12.59.
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You're stuck home. Stuck home. Yeah, that's the sign on the wall. Ronnie, you're always talking about signs. Here it is. Stuck home. You're not coming back. You're stuck home.
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Bravo is going to throw Teresa in front of that camera for as long as they possibly can. There's no way that they're giving it to Melissa. Not Melissa. Speaking of Melissa, did I tell you about the Melissa sprinkle cookies?
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Well, we received a box from Melissa Gorga of her sprinkle cookies and they arrived when we were in New York. So they sat in the UPS store for a full week. So they probably were kind of like dry and stale already just from the journey. And then they had to spend another week in the UPS store.
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So, um, it comes in a, it comes in a box with, uh, like it's like see through on the top and it's got like a magnetic open, like sort of the front is like magnetic and you sort of open it up. It sort of opens up front like a jewelry box. So it made a mess all over my counter because the sprinkles got crushed in the packaging cause they weren't packaged properly.
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So all this like pink sprinkle dust like tumbled out of the box. So it was everywhere. And then the cookies are there, and I thought, you know, here's the thing. If I'm going to have a cookie, there's got to be some chocolate presence. Like, give me a chocolate chip, whatever. So I was like, I'll have a bite of these. I'll try one of these dry-ass cookies.
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So I took a bite, and sure enough, it was dry, and it was crumbly. But it tasted nice. It was like...
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you know like um they had like almost like an almond extract to it lemony and I was like yeah all right it's it's it's fine it's nice it's nice that they said it and then I've spent the week just casually eating out of that cookie box I keep on nibbling on those cookies I regret to say I think the cookies are good I can't stop eating them you got addicted huh Yeah.
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It's somehow like, I think that genre of cookie, like it being dry and crumbly is doesn't even, it doesn't even matter. It's like those cookies are made to be dry and crumbly. And so, you know, I give it a, I give it a, a, a surprising, my review is they're not so bad, but you know, I also got them for free and if I had to pay for them, maybe I'd be singing a different tune.
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And the sprinkle cookie is a strange one. It's a strange one to try to perfect, especially after so many years after it was like a thing on the show.
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Vince in the comments just says, gay. And I say, if you're trying to make us feel bad, I say, you should be so lucky. And if you're supporting us, I say, thank you.
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and i just see useless useless cookies well someone says you and bethany love them i didn't say i love them i just said that i like them and they're much better than i thought they would be and they are like you want to marry you want to marry sprinkle cookies just i don't want to i don't want to i don't want to gay gay i want to have anal sex with her sprinkler cookie
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But I they're the sort of cookie that you don't like gravitate towards them on on their own. But they are the they're they're a walking through the kitchen cookie as in you walk the kitchen and you sort of like break off a chunk of that one. And next thing you know, you've eaten like 12 of them over the course of five days.
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I'm gonna watch White Lotus. I just didn't watch it last night, because I watched SNL 50, and then I watched Potomac, and then I watched Southern Hospitality, and I even watched Married to Medicine, because I decided, you know what? I know I came back at the right time, apparently. I just was like, I feel like I should watch this because we did. We did Carlos King's podcast today, everyone.
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It's going to come out tomorrow. We had so much fun. And I thought, you know, he may want to ask a question about marriage medicine. And I've only seen the first episode and I was going to like binge it over the week. And I said, you know what? Why am I going to do this to myself? I know what the whole season is going to be. Let me just watch the latest episode. And it was a good episode.
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So that's been super fun to read. And then stuff to traders is always on my mind. So I've been talking a lot about the traders, et cetera, you know, cause that hits our Bravo universe.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
That's exciting.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
We could talk about it. By our next crappy hour, I will be current with it. It just was extenuating circumstances because there was a SNL thing. And I also, I didn't watch my Bravo stuff the day earlier because I actually watched a movie, which I never do anymore, but I watched a Nora movie. So I was spent a lot of time.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
It's like an Oscar nominated movie about a sex worker who like winds up falling in love with a Russian oligarchs child. And everyone's saying it's like,
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
That was what I was originally called. Not Anora.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
I did love the SNL 50 special. I thought it was great. And I have many questions about John Mulaney's jaw. Okay, Bravo. He changed his jaw, right?
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
He like added, like he Zac Efron'd it. And it just, it's weird to me when- It's a little, I don't know, like maybe it needs to settle in a little bit. I don't know.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
By the way, a few people have asked, what's your take on SNL with the Ryan Reynolds bit? I mean, it was a bit. I don't actually have a take on it. I think it was a funny moment of acknowledging that he's in this shit show with his wife and Justin Baldoni. So I thought it was funny.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
BumbleBear7 did not seem to enjoy it very much either. So you and BumbleBear7 are both Team White Lotus on this one, I think.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
I thought it was canceled. That's okay.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
I think technically he canceled it for certain things like the military, but it still remained a thing nationally. I don't know. Either way, shitty all around, but I'm glad that she's okay to celebrate Black History Month.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Stand by what you said. Like, why do you have to change parties? Because people disagreed with you. It's called like just living in your truth. I mean, I don't agree with you at all. And I can't believe you would actually switch parties and do this whole thing based off of such a niche, niche, niche issue that's been totally blown up to be something bigger than what it is. But could you imagine?
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
It's like, whatever. Well, she's turned out to be maybe 8.5 was too generous for Anna-Marie.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Here it comes.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Yeah, this is someone grasping for another minute on their 15 minutes, and it's failing. This is just sad and delusional now.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
It's done, Anna Marie. It's done. Let's clear the esophagus. Let's give it a nice big belly. Let's give it a little cough and get that phlegm out of the esophagus, shall we?
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
yeah what was this so i opened up this link ronnie earlier ronnie i opened up this link and i could not figure out the link to i could not understand where the nachos was coming at the headline said lisa vanderpump nachos but then it was like all what is it i don't know i didn't even read it i just i just saved it for tonight because i thought it was so funny
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
I could not find anything about nachos, but here I'm going to do a search. Nacho. Okay. Okay. So Kyle Richards says, okay. So I think it's someone for paper magazine writing about the real housewives who says, since my social media algorithm serves me an uncomfortably large amount of Bravo related content, I was fortunate enough to scroll past a few Lisa Vanderpump nachos jokes and
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
After the episode this week, it's a dead horse. Fans of the show can't stop being into dust. Thankfully, I'm here to intervene. Lisa Vanderpump would never wear this dress. That's because this dress is actually quite nice. It is a fashion rundown of the looks that are on Beverly Hills this week.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
So this person is actually, you'd think she's talking about nachos, but she's actually talking about Cal Richards, burgundy, shiny, glimmering burgundy nachos.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Okay, well, we can still talk about Lisa Vanderpump nachos. What do you think goes on a Lisa Vanderpump nacho?
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
The spicy mayo. Like a lot of it. Well, you know, but that actually sounds appealing. And I feel like she would add, there'd be like one other element that wouldn't be, like Chef Joe. The goat cheese. Oh, yes. Add the goat cheese and some sticky toffee pudding sauce on top, Joe. Everyone loves that.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Yeah, this lawsuit dropped, I think it dropped the day of her surgery or the day after it was on TMZ, because I went on to TMZ to see how her surgery went. And it was like, Teddy Mellencamp sued for racial discrimination. I was like, oh, wow. I mean, obviously not good. Also, just... Odd timing on that one.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
But yeah, someone is claiming that that Teddy worked her to the bone and like would only pay her to like basically two hundred and thirty five dollars. And I think like three hundred and twenty five.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
I'm just high on Lisa Vanderpump nachos. Sorry.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
I have the Anna Marie Wiley school of facts and figures in my approach to reading this article.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
So now Phaedra's still being- He cheated on Phaedra with the wife.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Yeah, she's moving on over to Atlanta. Kenya's out of Atlanta, so Pager just slides right on by. Not right on by, right on over to that franchise, which is bigger. But yeah, I loved how messy it was. And I was also so happy that when I tuned in, I had missed all of Dr. Simone's shitty, shitty couples therapy games. Because it's been...
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
i i just can't watch it anymore i cannot watch couples hold doing newlywed game holding up signs talking about how much sex they've had how much time do you have sex how how often do you have whoopie you know it's like oh my god like it's so but i got i came in right after that
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Also, what was so funny is. That show is classic, man. Well, I mean, the show, again, I've said it a million times. Everyone on the show is like hilarious and great. But I just find that the show itself is always the same shit. But but they also have a new they have a new couple. And there's a there's a female doctor and her husband. His name is Steve Sanders.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
And he was a wide receiver in the NFL. And I love, this guy's like big, tall, muscular guy and very, very nice and friendly. He does not seem like a big, like egotistical guy or whatever. And so they're all talking with him. Was this like the first time like Steve and his wife were on the show? I feel bad saying his wife.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Yeah, because he's the plus one, not her. So I just can't remember her name. But so they're like, oh, he plays ball and everything. And he's saying like where he played football. And then of course, Dr. Gregory, this like, he's just like this little munchkin of a guy comes out and he's like, oh, we can do a pushup contest.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
And he starts doing...
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
he's like trying to like flex like literally in front of an nfl player by doing 15 push-ups in front of him and it's just like his small dr gregory's small dick energy after all these years is it's crazy and he and then he has the balls to talk about quad getting drunk like oh she gets too drunk she gets too drunk i'm like sir last time i checked you're the one with the monk shot i have never had a stronger george jefferson energy coming off of dr gregory than in this
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Yeah. I don't blame her either. I mean, it's so heavenly is so, so, so messy. And she's like, I don't want to know. I mean, this is like, this is really messy.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Yeah. And, you know, I can understand why Phaedra's mad. She's like, look, I had a star turn on the traitors. I'm like super in demand. You brought me onto the show to help out with ratings or whatever, whatever it is you needed, needed help with. You brought me in to do that. And the very first thing you try to do is try to take me down and embarrass me.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Like I, you were not going to destroy all this goodwill. I just built up, you know, on Peacock. So I totally get it. Um, But also I have to say that guy King is like, has he been, has he been well received this season so far? Cause he's hot. And I loved the way he talked to Dr. Gregory.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
What do you think? You know, it's kind of funny about the personality part because after last season of summer house, she had a really strong season last year and we kept on saying, wow, Sierra's really come out of her shell. Like we're really finally seeing so much personality from Sierra. And then the season sort of ends and the old image of Sierra kind of like returned to my head of like, Oh,
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Well, because he's a car dealer, right? He's like exotic car. But I just love that he pulled Dr. Gregory's side and was like, listen, I don't care. You have to apologize to Quad. And he kind of laid it out so calmly. And Dr. Gregory was like, ah, And he's just like, he's like, I'm not gonna, he's like, you're gonna apologize.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
It's like, if you have something to say to Quad, you say it to me. And I was like, okay, wow.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen. It's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know Your Worth with Jason Couric. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz. It's Liz Sarthy.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Give him hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
sierra she has no personality she doesn't say anything so it's like seeing her at personality and the traitors is funny because we're like oh wow look at her she has personality all of a sudden but the truth was she actually already came out of her shell we just she has that kind of persona like an emily simpson where when you're sort of like out of sight out of mind they kind of like she's not like emily i'm just saying then we're out of sight out of mind you're like elisa
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
You know, it's just you're like, Emily's only OK, why she's on the show. And then you watch her and you're like, oh, yeah, Emily, like, does good work on this show. So I think sometimes it's hard to remember that Sierra does actually have a lot of personality. It's just that, you know, it's just not always, you know, the problem is she's not always a funny personality.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
And I think that may be why we always think of her as kind of like more.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
um yeah i mean there definitely are two audiences they're well first of all southern charm has been around a lot longer which means it's going to have a larger usually means a larger audience that's going to reach a wider demographic and also like like i do have to imagine they've attracted different people like summer house was sort of born out of you know being sloppy and drunk and messy and for so long it was like a it was a
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
redheaded stepchild on Bravo. And so, you know, I think the only people who really watched it in the beginning were people who really were drawn to that. Whereas maybe people who watch Southern charm or people who have maybe, I can imagine that, that appealing to like an older demographic that is interested in seeing, you know, the,
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Southern culture, but more so that like the people on it have always been older. Right. I mean, you had Thomas Ravenel who started at the show when he was, I think, about 75. And you have Patricia and you just have people who are just of a different generation. And so, you know, I think like it would make sense to me that it might appeal to, you know, an older group.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I think what we do see is we do see maybe a bit of a culture clash between generations with these two shows. And especially there is like a northern-southern culture clash. I mean, I think the majority of people are just like us. We're just like – we're just sitting. We're just going to watch them both and laugh at both of them.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
But I can definitely see there being a little bit of a – what Ciara is saying is that there's a bit of a cultural divide between the two shows.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
Yeah, I mean, ultimately, regardless of whether the Southern Charm audience is older or younger, people who are diehard Southern Charm people were ultimately fans of Craig first, probably, before they were fans of Paige. Like, Craig came into their lives first, whereas people who were maybe, who were Summer House first, maybe they met Paige first. I don't know. But I do think it's more like...
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
there were a lot of people who took a very long time to watch summer house and maybe never even made that, that crossover. And they probably just stayed with the summer house with, um, with Southern charm. And what they, if they're, if they're not watching, uh, summer house, what they're probably seeing is Craig, who is a fuck up, but now gets this like sweet little boy at it.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
on the show where he's like i face my life and i sew pillows and he's adorable and he has a pool now and he has his house looks cleaner but it's like it's not even that many seasons ago it's maybe about two seasons ago when he was a total disaster everything about his life was chaotic and terrible and he has been a liar all this time and i think that like maybe maybe if you're not like as beholden to summer to a southern charm uh you may be
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
more open to seeing that. But if you're like a super devotee of the show, you kind of just want to go along with what the editor is giving you.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
yeah i i'm i'm with that and i i think that like you know you've been saying that there's been so much hate for paige and i haven't actually seen it but i haven't actually followed too much of what people live on the internet and it's just like i don't understand the hate for paige i think that he is like a man baby and she's been very clear of what she wants and he's been trying to kind of like wedge her into this idea of what he wants so that way he can feel like an adult uh instead of actually being an adult
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
He is just going to do all the things that signify being an adult like Jax did and so many other guys on on this on this network. So, you know, forever team team page on this one in terms of other summer house news. I want to talk a moment about Bailey.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
craziness happening in the world I mean not the real craziness obviously we avoid that but um the bravo craziness yeah it's the usual bravo stuff I mean there's like I'm not gonna you know me I'm gonna be very respectful and I'm not gonna start crappy hour on like any sort of downer notes but there's been some downer news in the world of bravo and then but there's also been the usual petty stuff honestly I've just been really like I've just been really enjoying you know after our after the crappies were done and everything
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
bailey who made her debut on the summer house premiere last week and a lot of us were like who is this person who is this fellow muppet baby that came along with lexi i know i was confused because we watched the trailer and you know we've seen the press and the commercials and there was no there was no um there was no expectation that there's gonna be another little muppet you know on the show but here comes this girl bailey and we're so confused
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
so um someone on uh on the internet because that's the way the internet goes she broke down a whole thing a whole conspiracy theory about bailey and the rumor is according to this person this was on riccio recaps is that Bailey was supposed to be a full time cast member.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
And then she went back to the city and started telling people outside the show about what was going on with the show and then started shit talking production and everything. And then production confronted her and said, you have to stop doing this. And then she just basically dropped out and quit. And that's why we don't see anything of her.
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#2734 Crappy Hour 2/17/2025 Summer House V Southern Charm War Brews and Married 2 Med Update
And she's basically been scrubbed because people have been saying, well, she may not be like she may not be super magnetic. But like even Alex, for instance, got like his own picture on the Bravo side or the guy from season two. So what do you think, Ronnie? Do you think these these rumors sound like they have a shred of truth to them? Or is it just that she just didn't work out and they fired her?
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I know. And then Jennifer Chili is there.
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well i feel like i wasn't well i sometimes i have takes a moment like i was the past few weeks i was like practicing it but then when it came time for the podcast i was like hello i'm jennifer tilly what happened but i finally locked it in and i have to say like you're jennifer tilly is amazing and um you know yours really sounds like her though i'm just making up my own stupid thing no you really do sound you're you're jennifer tilly because her accent is crazy because it's like
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I actually am really excited to hear George Orwell's 1984 again because last time I read that was back in, I don't know, middle school or something like that. And the world has changed so much with technology and everything like that. I feel like now is the perfect time to revisit and listen to it on Audible.
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Dorit shows up dressed like a park ranger, like a haute couture park ranger. I thought she was going to give out tickets for entering Yellowstone. She was, I mean, I'm sure people would be like, how could you say that? That was LV. That was YSL. I don't care. I don't care.
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It was cute. Like, it being cute is separate from the fact that she still looked to me like a park ranger.
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I've already sent a cease and desist to Donna Brazil. Too close.
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Peanut number two. And enjoy getting your newly branded down there waxes. So... So Bo says, every year I take her, take my daughter away to a destination in the world, wherever she wants to go. But she has to first, she presents an idea. And then we see her daughter literally standing, presenting like a thesis.
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
She's like doing her oral presentation with like slides and a PowerPoint on where she's going to go. And she's like, Hmm. You have to speak up. Speak up. Okay, I'm not interested. Next slide, please.
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode.
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
So, you know, Bose is admiring Dorit's outfit and everything. And, you know, that's all nice. And then Sutton's talking to Bose. And Sutton's like, oh, wow, look. Hey, I'm going to go watch Garcelle get her tattoo. And Bose is like, ooh, Garcelle, you're getting a tattoo? What are you getting? She's like... One, one, one, one. My favorite numbers.
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
And if you say it backwards, it sort of sounds like no, no, no, no.
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I'm getting a tattoo of how I rate Kyle's performance in any movie I've seen her. One. One. One.
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Kyle, I hope you don't mind. I brought a slide projector. We're going to do a presentation for my tattoo. Just give me one moment.
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so garcelle goes up the tattoo artist is like i'm thinking about doing one one one one
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As we all know, I'm not getting 666. I'm getting 666.
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my mom would be so proud and then kyle said that pk is texting her and insinuated that pk wants to fuck her what do you think of that i feel terrible for kyle um and uh basically uh garcelle's like she's like you know i would have a problem with that my possible ex-husband is texting my girlfriend and son's like oh well kyle told me that dorit knows that they talk she's like
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I mean, come on, Clark Sutton, trying to have a scene here. Come on, let's get some momentum going on here. Can we get this feud going? Come on.
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
But I wonder if Dorit knows what that communication is like. Because Kyle tells Garcelle, or told Garcelle, oh, PK texts me. But what Kyle did not tell Garcelle is that she also initiates. And I wonder if that's what Dorit, like, I wonder if Dorit is aware of that, that Kyle's an initiator as well in the banter.
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coming soon to a television near you black girl missing part three colon that's no no no no comma that should stop
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And then Kyle Richards ran up behind Porter and stuck her fangs into her. I'm just trying to suck out our youth. Give it to me, Porter. Give it to me.
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yeah yeah exactly suppose it's like well i have a thought do we need to call a tribal council because i have a portable display for some powerpoint or if it makes you more comfortable we can merely use keynote anyway bring everyone together do we need that i worked in corporate america we can do this netflix hashtag the hashtag behind it because that's what i do i do i do my hashtag after the word
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
And we're all happy for it, too. Trust us. So Sutton's like, I feel like we are all talking behind each other's backs. I don't know where I got that sense. Probably when I was hanging out with Jennifer Tilly and Kyle talking about Dorit at her house. Anyway, I just really want us to feel free and open and honest with one another.
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If ever I need a good piece of fish, a good piece of meat, I am going to Whole Foods. It is without question the best place for me to find those sort of things.
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
Yeah, you know it's bad when your friend who has a doll drinking wine in her living room is calling you volatile. But... Erica, to her credit, Erica says it very calmly and in the tone of open and honest, like, I think you're volatile. And to prove that she's not volatile, Sutton goes, no, I'm truthful. And I'm just calling something out. I'm not.
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And then Dorit's like, please don't raise your voice, Sutton. I am not in a place where I appreciate that. And I had a strong reaction when you did it last time. So please. And to that, I'd just like to finish by saying, gee. And so, Eric.
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
And then she's like, you know, I've worked so hard to do this in the past, you know, you know, I just need to move forward. And why do I get like, why do I get and hate this word? I hate saying this word triggered, but like, why do I get so triggered by a sudden? And Dr. Jen's like, why? Well, Sutton tends to trigger you for a number of reasons. First of all, everyone triggers you.
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she's like everyone i want us all to be open and honest but if you have anything open and honest to say to me just keep it in your pie hole because i don't want to hear it yeah so um erica's like well have you thought about what you say to get them to yell and she goes oh wait hang on hang on then i will talk in this soft voice for you how's this
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Annabelle turns to Jennifer, chilling, and goes, Mommy, I'm scared.
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Please, Sutton, talk normal. Just normal voice with a slightly British accent that can't be explained. Come on.
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
She's never gonna listen. And Garcelle's like, well, we've been trying to get Dorit to shut up for years. I mean, talk about leading the charge. That's like Dorit with a credit card. No, thank you.
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I am trying to direct our year. Like, she is so pizazzed when she draws her, like, calm voice. I am calm Sutton Strack. Okay, here we go. I am going to speak in harsh tones to help you. And she goes, this is not genuine. Says the lady with a pan-European accent. This is not kind and this is not real. And only you can prevent forest fires. Don't forget. And Sutton's like, it's as real as it gets.
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He's like, is it really real? Is this the real, real?
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
Sutton threw a surprise pajama party pizza party. Sutton threw a surprise pajama party pizza party. Sutton threw a surprise pajama party pizza party. Sutton threw a surprise pajama pizza party. Ah!
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
It's like Beetlejuice. You say the phrase three times and Erica literally turns her house into Beetlejuice. It's Beetlejuice themed. Worms start coming out of her ears.
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
Second of all, I think that anytime that you get a should, your knee-jerk reaction is a fuck you. And like, don't tell me what to do. And how dare you judge me and fuck off. And I'm not paying for this therapy bill. I might as well get some fortune cookers for this sort of advice. I don't know. I think you just sort of say those things sometimes.
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
I am currently in an awful party wearing denim dressed like a park ranger, while Kyle here is dressed like she's in the 1992 Victoria's Secret catalog in the non-lingerie section.
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Really? I am being honest and open and truthful and transparent. How about that for a remix? My life sucks right now. Now Dorit's at that point where she likes to punctuate her senses by, like, she's like pecking it in with her head. She goes, my life sucks right now, and I am not in a good place at all, and I have zero tolerance for more bullshit. And it's as simple as that.
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How's that for transparent and honest and open?
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It was not about you. It's about all of us being able to talk and understand that when we're having a moment that we can still be friends afterwards, especially, especially
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You are fitness to me. Oh, damn. Oh, my God. Where did that come from?
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Good one, Kyle. I'm glad, Kyle. By the way, Camille, when you come tonight, can you please say this to Dorit? Thanks so much.
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
And then she points to Erica and Erica's like, my name is Erica. Her. She couldn't remember Erica's name.
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Yeah. And Erica's like, well, we've all gone through a lot. Which is funny because earlier this episode, Erica's like, now why doesn't anyone tell me? Why doesn't anyone apologize for what they put me through? And now she's saying to someone else, well, we've all gone through a lot. So it's funny.
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Funny how she wants to basically do what Camille's doing right now, but then she's totally dismissing Camille at the same time.
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
I think I speak for the audience when we say, what was going to get dark from Gumby and Pokey? Gumby's best friend is Pokey, right? Yeah. You know what? I'm going to get dark. Never mind.
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Guys, everyone can work on their actions and their delivery and not holding onto a grudge.
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I was like, I know Kyle Richards.
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Meanwhile, you know, cut to Kyle Richards not talking to her sister for three years.
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Oh, my goodness. That was amazing. Who knew that she had such a craving for pizza? But I guess she's human.
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She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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Have a heck of a time with Rebecca.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
Right. And so, well, I mean, because I mean, that's the thing is that like. The mommy, it's not that like, oh, this is a result of mommy issues. The mommy issues are a result of this, I would probably imagine. I don't know. I have therapy later today. Well, meaning that like, you know, it's not like,
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Give him hell, Miss Noelle. Ring that bell for Rochelle. She's the queen bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
it's like when she doesn't like to hear shoulds, I would imagine it's like, and her mom is the greatest example of that. But like, generally speaking, it's like, like on a more fundamental, I think it's just, it's more fundamental, more fundamental than just like, Oh, an issue with your mom more fundamentally as you don't like being told, told should, uh, I don't know.
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You know, I'm not a therapist. I don't even know why I'm acting like this.
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And she knows if she says it one more time, she in turn will become the mother in the relationship with her patient.
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So she's like, well, you know, this is historical for you. I mean, less about Sutton and more about your history of shoulds in this group of women. And you know, you have your own list of shoulds of what the woman should have done for you and what apparently you expect from a therapist and how much you think you should pay a therapist who actually comes to your house.
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
comes to this beautiful sanctuary that you want to paint black and white and all the things you think you should be doing and erica's like okay okay all right i got it i got it well it's interesting to hear you say that because sutton threw a surprise pajama party pizza party for kyle i played that five times laughing so hard sent through a surprise pajama party pizza party for kyle
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
She's like, I mean, I don't get a pizza party. She goes, well, maybe at some point there is a pizza party with these women where they are able to acknowledge the shit that you took and you can further acknowledge the shit that you gave that you shouldn't have, okay?
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#2659 RHOBH S1405 Part Two: Into the Lion’s Denim
I'll go over there. So now it's finally time for Kyle's Denim and Diamonds party. And it's all being set up. There's the famous mini horse, etc. Kyle's getting her glam done. Kyle is... I can't stand Kyle's outfit. I have like an irrational hatred towards Kyle's outfit for this party. She's wearing like a black cowboy hat and like a black sleeveless like vest. Well, inherent, it's a vest.
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She's wearing a black vest. And then like, is she wearing black pants too? I don't know. There's something about this look that I just could not stand on Kyle.
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She's like, sorry. My friends gave it to me. Well, I lost my pencil. And they said, it's like you divorced your pencil. And they threw me a pizza party.
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I know Kyle. We're separated. Kyle, we're separated. Yeah, you're separated because Kyle, you're just separated. I need to show up. You need to show up. That's what you need to do. It's great seeing you and looking forward to this party. Yeah. And love the diamonds and the denim. Oh, yeah. Fucking party. That's a great night.
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divorce she is competing because because camille is like she's like oh my god like isn't it so funny because because kyle's saying that marisa is often a bachelor pad having fun and she goes wow they like don't even have to deal with the day-to-day it's like a party for them you know midlife crisis fun girls blah blah blah and kyle's like um no not really with my divorce sorry my divorce is not like that i'm like yeah it's because you're the one who had the midlife crisis kyle not mauricio
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What a dream. But yeah, I still think it's hilarious that Kyle is, as you said, competing with Camille about her divorce.
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So Garcelle shows up, she's like, oh, there's a little pony look. And Kyle's like, oh yeah. Oh my God, you look gorgeous. And just, you know, there's a place over there to get tattoos and like the guy there is like, apparently very, very cute.
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And honestly, there's so much to watch on Max. From True Detective, The Last of Us, Succession, there's really so much that I would want to watch while I have my DoorDash deliver me stuff.
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I know. That's the thing, too, is like when people ask, where'd you get that tattoo? You have to say, well, I was at a I was at a diamonds and a denim and diamonds party at Colin Richards house and the tattoo artist was there. So I got the tattoo. I don't know. I feel like it kind of devalues the tattoo. I feel like there should be a story about how
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you thought about it forever and then you like had like went you know you drew up plans for what it was going to look like and then you went to the tattoo parlor or on the flip side i got wasted and went to a tattoo parlor but i just feel like the origin story is that there was a free tattoo artist at kyle richards denim and diamonds party is just like the least fascinating way to get a tattoo it totally is like where'd you get that oh it was you know kyle's party there was a a rip-off horse there uh camille tried to fight with someone you know kyle was pretty sad
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#2658 RHOBH S1405 Part One: Into the Lion’s Denim
Oh, hi, it's so nice to see you, son. Get the fuck out of my face. So that's just how I talk to my friends' kids. She's like, oh yes, well, he's going off to tennis.
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So, you know, can we talk about something else? Because I'm really mad at Sutton now instead. Well, first, I just want to say. I like Bose. Oh, yes. I think she's cool. Now, who is Bose again?
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And then Sun goes, well, you thought it.
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I'm sorry, everyone. That's my antique clock. I bought it. It cost $5 million. I just thought I'd have it. It's haunted, so we'll probably throw it off the pier later.
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So Erica is like, well, I have a lot of things to tell you about what's going on in this home, okay? You know, I'm going to be here. I would have been here for four years in November. And I'm finally, you know what? It stirred up a lot of emotions, you know? And she's like, yeah, yeah. Well, you know, I wanna make this place a sanctuary. I mean, do you know how miserable it is to come to this
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$2.3 million house with vegetation and a pool in the back. Oh God, there's a duck in the pool. I might as well be living in a cardboard box. How do I turn it into a sanctuary?
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She's like, you know, when I was walking down those flagstones to the little wrought iron gate through the hedges to come let you into this household, I thought, how can I make this a sanctuary? I don't know how I could do it.
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looking at um renderings of what her house could look like if um if she had interior design so she's like oh yeah these are the three designs i want to look oh my god look at these colors wow fuck fuck look at those window treatments
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There'll be one part Ronald McDonald here, one part Hamburglar.
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Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode.
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So, we go back to the caviar and caftans party, and Faye Resnick is like, um, do you know that Moe is trying to get PK and my husband to go to San Tropez? I mean, now he wants to drag my husband into a single lifestyle? I don't think so. Hmm.
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um so uh mauricio is like having some hummus now and cause like this is very awkward because we both know what we are both thinking which is gosh those necklaces are distracting so uh yeah that's it that's like what i'm doing sound bath samika knows it's pretty cool nothing else really happened there so uh let me just open some cabinets and close them for a little bit until hopefully you leave the room i guess you're not leaving the room you keep the kombucha like i don't even know what's up or down anymore in here
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PK and I have been separated for three months, and to that I'd like to say... And then she says, what I thought was going to be an amicable separation turned into three months of the worst kind of rollercoaster I could have imagined. Which I would love to imagine the worst rollercoaster that Dorit has imagined. What shape it would take.
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It's like, sorry, the dogs drank it. That's why they're a little hyper.
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Kyle's like, I feel like he's distracting himself so he doesn't have to deal with me. And we just see him just opening things and like looking for stuff. And like, do you have that lemon juicer? It's like, you're not even holding a lemon. I know. I just want to hear what it sounds like when you clack it open and closed.
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I want to put my hand in it to distract me from the pain that is this scene. He's like, well, it was an awkward trip because, you know, it's the first time I go without the family and I wanted to do it. You know, I wanted to go alone, you know, take advantage, see what it looks like, you know, go and go around without making decisions about what we're going to do that day.
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I was like, ooh, slam on Kyle. He's like, yeah, you know how freeing it was to go somewhere and not have a fucking to-do list.
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He's like, yeah, I just wanted to go somewhere and see what it would be like to be on vacation. And then if someone sees a bee, that it does not become an entire meltdown. That has to be dealt with for the rest of the day. Okay. All right. All right. You're not taking digs at me.
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So then he stirs his coffee. He's just like... Dung, dung, dung, dung, dung. He's like clicking the coffee cup. Click, click, click, click, click.
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I was like, okay, settle down, Katherine Keener. Click, click, click, click, click, click. It was so loud. He's like, are you trying to hypnotize Kyle away? He's like, no, I'm just trying to come to the dogs. The dogs start speaking English.
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He's like, can I please be taken out of the house? Oh my God, what happened to you? Click, click. Okay, thank God he's back to normal.
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so uh the dog's goal movie he's like please the feel-good movie of the year for that dog get out it's like i laughed i cried it was better than cats that has so many layers for me So then Moe was like, so obviously, you know, in Mykonos, I got photographed, you know, in the airport. And, you know, I would never want to do anything on purpose that would hurt you or the kids, honey.
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Just, you know, it's just, you know, when you see a hot girl, you just have to go for it, you know, and I really am sorry for you, you know, hurting you. And I never want to hurt you on purpose. She's like, yeah, I know you'd never want to do that on purpose.
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I think another reason Kyle's so suspicious is because Kyle is the woman who's getting pictures secretly taken of her. And Morgan's probably like, why are these pictures always showing up? Nobody ever follows me. And Kyle's like, it's because I'm so famous. It's like crazy. I mean, they just happen to be outside of the dry cleaners. Nuts. Nuts. I know. I know.
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This just makes me think of Ladies of London when the group went to Denmark to see Caroline Fleming's life in Denmark. And there was like a single paparazzo that was there that she clearly had called. I was just like following them around. Ladies, I'm so sorry for the paparazzi. I really am so terribly sorry for this. It's absolutely terrible that they are just following us around, plaguing us.
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I really am so sorry, everyone. What a terrible inconvenience.
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Well, you know what? The photos really did say he's moving on, you know? Like, you can live in this la-la land for as long as you want. But there was a hammer on my head saying, hello, Kyle, he's moved on. It's okay. You're both entitled to live your lives. Oh, come here, Love Bean.
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So we see a montage of it all going sour and everything over the past few months.
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So they're crying in each other's arms, which is sad because regardless of how it happened, they were together for a really long time and it really does suck.
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They're done. Donezo. So then we go, I still don't believe they're done. I don't know. I don't believe it. Part of me just doesn't believe any of this. So then we go, but you know, I never do. I told you that. I never think people are going to get divorced. It's like War of the Roses. And I'm like, surely Kathleen Turner is going to get back together with Michael Douglas.
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I would imagine it would be much scarier actually waking up under the airbag that is PK. You know, it's like you're waking up every morning like you've been in a crash. You know, at least a roller coaster you can feel free. It's just all a matter of perspective.
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I mean, they just have so much in common.
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It didn't work out. I mean, I could definitely see these two getting back together because again, they're both going through a midlife crisis. They got married when they were really young. They're kind of having a moment. The kids, kids are all grown up, so they're sort of dealing with the reality of their situation. And again, I do really think like, you know, as much as we talk about like
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this Morgan and Kyle situation, I do think that there was something, I feel like Mauricio was not emotionally available to Kyle when she was dealing with her friend's death. I really feel like that was probably something that was going on there. So I just imagine there was a lot of turmoil in that relationship.
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But I can also, I don't, I also think there is a chance that once I sort of go through this, their mutual midlife crisis, there is a chance that they could come back together. But honestly, the degree that I care about whether or not they get back together, very low. I really don't care if they get back together or not. Yeah, me too.
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So now everybody's packing to go to St. Lucia. And Avi is spinning her, sitting around on a swivel chair. And he's like, here we go, St. Lucia. And then we go to Dorit. And Dorit's like, all right, Jiggy, I need to show you a couple of options. And then we cut to Jagger and he's got his finger on his cheek like.
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And so she shows him something and he's like, oh, not mature enough.
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She's raising a monster. She's raised a monster. Look at that kid. He's like, no.
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So then Kyle is packing with her assistant friend, Jen. And Kyle's like, okay, I'm going to bring you both of my options. Whatever. Could you also bring me a cane? Because I am losing sensation in my legs. I die for these looks. I'm going to flop over. Oh, my God. I'm on the ground. And I... You know what? I don't feel anything anymore.
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The only thing I feel is just pure joy at seeing what you've made there.
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Amazing. Then we go to Jennifer Tilly's and she's putting on a hat that's all feathers and it's like a big feather wreath, I guess, on her head.
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Yeah. So server comes over and PK wants a mocktail. Do you have a phony Negroni? The server's like, I don't know what that is, but I can make that up. It is a phony Negroni after all.
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And then Erika Jayne is trying on things.
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You know, we want to be comfortable when we go and do active wear. So get me that most ugly active wear you can find. And Leia brings out some, like, jorts. And she goes, and this is even more ho. She's like, oh, that's known as regular for me. And then we go to Boza's home and Boza's packing with Nico, her adorable little assistant.
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And she's like, well, did you know that this is the only country in the world that is named after a woman? And he's like, oh my God, I love that. What's her name, Lucia? Yes.
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Esther, what do you think her name is? Jesus Christ. If you weren't so good with the glue gun, you'd be out of here.
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I'm going to have you bedazzle an atlas while I'm gone.
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So the women come to the airport. It's the Housewives airport arrival thing. And Dorit comes in a trench coat. And Kathy's like, we're not going to New York.
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Idiot. This is the only thing that Jackie would approve. So I just have to wear it till we get out of his line of sight. So then everyone's showing up. It's cool because they're like in, clearly they're in like the celebrity holding area, you know, because they go to the special entrance. But I think they all get to, I think they get to go to a special room for celebrities.
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That way they don't have to deal with the regular folk for as long as possible. So, like, they're in two different groups, because first we have one group, the Kathy and Dorit group, they fly off first, and then the rest are showing up at night. And Jennifer Tilly's like, who's the red eye?
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So they all are saying, like, oh, my God, you look great, you look great, you look great, you look great, blah, blah, blah. And Kyle's saying, like, she's just so happy to escape the paparazzi that are photographing Mauricio, and she can just enjoy herself. Yeah.
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But weren't the pops out of the country? Or were they at LAX? Weren't they at the airport in not LA? Mykonos. I thought it was in Greece. It was the Greek airport that they were at. But whatever. Kyle's going with it. It's just so hard to escape the paparazzi. And Jennifer Tilly is pulling out a small Hermes bag that's like really old and leathery and falling apart and stuff.
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Phony Negroni. So we see flashbacks of all their problems and Dorit being upset and telling Kathy that PK is not, in fact, a good father. And she's like, well, I have no idea what to expect tonight, but I'll tell you what I do expect. Two-for-one calamuris!
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Kyle's eyes are doing like, you know, like in Looney Tunes where they come out and they point around, they look around the room like little cones. She's just staring at this vintage Hermes bag. She's like... Like, saliva is pooling on the floor beneath her shoes. Erica, too, yeah.
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But I think there's something, like, when Kyle pines for something and Erica pines for something, there's, like, a difference. Erica pines, like, oh, God, I used to be rich. God, I'd love to have that. Could you please... Spare some Hermes for a papa in the street, please. Whereas Kyle's like, I need this. If I don't have this, why am I even here? Why am I even on this TV show?
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Her entire identity seems to ride on having these other things that other people have because she's so competitive. If she sees that Jennifer Tilly just casually has this super rare vintage thing that she got from a princess, Kyle's like, well, who do I know who's royal? Who can give me something? I need something. I need something right now. It's just great watching her spiral.
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I guess that's what it is. She spirals, whereas Erica just pines.
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Yeah, Erica's a girl standing outside of the store looking in at things that she could one day have. You know, she's dreaming. Whereas Kyle's like running around from clerk to clerk like, get me that or you're fired! Get me that or you're fired!
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That's a much better and more succinct way of saying what I just tried to explain. Sometimes I have to talk it through to get to where I need to get to what I'm trying to actually say.
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And she's like, call me what I want. I'm Sensible Spice. I'm still using Spice Girl references.
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Sensible Spice. That's the most Kyle Richards naming of a Spice girl of all time. Sensible Spice.
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Going back to her reunion performance where she was like, wow, what are you? Angry Spice?
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So, yeah, now they get on the plane and they fly and it's really fun.
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And they're here. They're in St. Lucia. So here we are. So they get the whole people out there and, you know, all of the people playing drums and dancing around and giving them big drinks. And we get to see their rooms and they're super pretty. And Jennifer Tilly's like, wow, how cute.
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and there are you know but it's kind of one of those things where you just want to put your down but now you have to watch a show it's like okay right yeah i'm wrapping up i'm i'm glad to um i'm glad to not be a real housewife for that because i don't i don't i don't like welcome speeches i don't like again it's like i need to use the toilet i don't want to listen to something yeah ben's like poop time can we steal drum can i poop in your steel drum
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I know you gotta steal a drum. Do you have a tishy? Cause this butt needs a bidet at the moment. So welcome to the Windjammer. So they're there. By the way, they got like monogrammed pillowcases. That was very impressive. Did you see that? I sure did.
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But I feel like my eyes are wide open for the first time in a very long time. All right, babe. So you went to the ophthalmologist today and got dilated. Congratulations. I've been telling you to do that for a while. I don't want to get cataracts. I don't want to misinterpret what you mean by your eyes are wide open. So can you elaborate? Well, I mean, the last few months, something shifted in you.
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So they got those. They love them. And then they've watched the Steel Drum Band and stuff. And so the room announcements are here. Eric and Dorit, here. Kyle and Kathy, you're in the villa together. And then Sutton, Garcelle, and Jen.
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So, yeah, so Erica goes into her room and she's like, wow, this is stunning. This is maybe Boz is giving Kathy a run for her money. And then the other people go to their villa and Jennifer's like, oh, do we have to climb stairs? Oh, to get to the villa? No, no, no, no, no. oh no, this is too much for me. So they go up the stairs and everything.
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So they go into their villa and everything, which is of course gorgeous. They've got an infinity pool. You can see the ocean. And then they all start like gallivanting outside and like taking in the views. And Kathy, when we see this like extended montage of Kathy slowly unloading an infinite number of jars and bottles onto her bathroom counter, very slowly and very deliberately.
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Putting their hair in the sink. She's like bags of hair. you know, sperm whale sperm for her face. She's got like everything in there, baby stem cells and shit. And now people start to gossip. But first, Jennifer Tilly's candy has spilled all over her suitcase.
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I'm panicking. The idea of being without my candy for the next three or four days is actually very triggering for me. Like, I know I'm going to need to eat this candy at three in the morning and after I've had one of our terrifying dinners.
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What candy was that? I didn't even recognize that. They're the shape of Mike and Ike's, but they're like solid Christmas colors instead of gelatinous looking. What are they?
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It looked like something you'd get at a rave in like 1997. Um, uh, I have no idea. Like, yeah, I think there were like, what's the one that starts with good and plenty, good and plenty.
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Oh God, I have to get it. I think there was something like that.
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I'm sure that she could find them on their good and plenty's, but good and plenty's are white and pink. Well, they've probably got multiple colored ones, right?
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Plus, you know, like how M&M's, you can go to the M&M's store. Listen, if you're rich like Jennifer Tilly, you're just like, hello, good and plenty people. Hi, this is Jennifer Tilly calling. I was wondering, could I get my own custom colors for good and plenties? I just really like the way they look.
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And it just helps me ignore the fact that Sutton's going to be waking up in the middle of the night going, ah! Anyway, thank you so much.
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Wow. Are these good? Good and Plenty's? I've never really dipped into the Good and Plenty pool. Should I? Maybe I will. I love them.
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I haven't had Good and Plenty in like 30 years. I mean, they would sort of like wind up in your Halloween haul and you're like, well, I'm done with all the Snickers and all the good stuff, so it's time to try the Good and Plenty's. Yeah.
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it's like smarties you know there's like that whole genre of these generic forgettable candies but people love them i mean good and plenty people still buy them there's they're still you know you can still get them very easily so back to sutton and garcelle and jennifer sutton's like well
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Yeah, well, I finally had that bowel movement. You eat so many Pringles that eventually things get clogged up down there.
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have I said hello to Dorit? Did anybody see that? I don't even remember if I did. And Garcelle's like, well, I didn't see it, but I wasn't with you. And she goes, well, I'm just, I'm feeling some weird vibes. Weird vibes, very weird. Gee, I can't imagine why I said, last time you saw her, you called her poor-eat. in front of the entire crew of people. Why is it awkward?
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So weird. Yeah. I know, seriously. So Sun's like, I think that she just digs at me pretty hard. And Garcelle's like, okay, well, we're back. I can see your eyes. And Sun's got like, her eyes have become very feline and she's just like, she's doing that look on her face like... Okay.
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I've, I've, I've now dealt with my mother for over two weeks and now I'm going to repurpose that fury and I'm going to, I'm going to direct her eyes.
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She's like, Oh, there's those eyes. So Garcelle's like, well, I'm getting weird vibes from Dorit. Oh, uh-oh. So then we go to Dorit's room and she's like, well, I want to enjoy the trip, you guys.
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Turns out all I needed was a bit of magnesium, babe, right? Now, look, first things start to go wrong when we spoke about the apartment, when I said I'm taking the apartment. You know, one of the significant issues in our marriage where you control issue, you know, there was with me, you know, we're separated and then you're dictating where I'm going to live.
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And Boz is like, well, how's she coming in today? She goes, oh, she's coming in like, I might have been a bad girl. Which is very Sutton, you know? Sutton rips you a new one and the next day she's like, why can't we just be friends? I don't understand. Aren't we sisters?
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Yeah. So then back in the other villa, Sutton is talking to Garcelle and Jennifer and Dorit about Dorit. And Sutton's like, well, here's the thing. I'm watching Dorit with Kyle and Dorit's acting like they're best friends again. Yeah. But the forgiveness factor is so easy between them. Well, that and, you know, they always had that. And I'm sure that they can say we have that, too.
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In fact, they did say that. She said, I have rose tinted glasses when it comes to you. So Jennifer's like, well, go figure.
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Also, they're actual friends. You're not friends with. Why would Kyle, why would you get the same forgiveness? You're not the same. You hate each other.
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Yeah. So Jennifer's like, you know, I like all the girls, but I have to say it's a clicky group and it's tough to crack. I mean, myself as a newcomer, as an Oscar nominee, it's a difficult group to crack. And that's all I'm saying. And I had some sort of weird expectation that we'd be all going to be walking along and skipping and holding hands and singing.
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And no, that didn't really quite happen between us.
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Now I'm richer than all of them combined. So Jennifer's like, so Sutton's now tearing up. She's like, what's wrong, Sutton? Did you lose your candy also? And she's like, no, it's just that it's been...
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it's just been a long time long road with these girls and the only person that truly supports me is garcelle and even kyle won't say come on this is enough it's always like you two you two it's like never drink come on it's just like too much so garcelle's like well that's the million dollar question is why does sutton continue to stand up for kyle when kyle doesn't always stand up for her i don't know i don't know like please ask that to kyle
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I mean, that's, you know, that's in the backdrop of me knowing you're in our house and I'm taking this really small apartment. Funnily enough, the house isn't being paid for and the apartment is. I mean, how fair is that? How fair is that? And I love PK acting like, oh, wow, poor me. I have to be in this tiny little apartment while you raise our children.
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They do all the time, but it's not true. Sutton doesn't always stand up for Kyle. Meanwhile, Sutton's planning with Garcelle on how to bring up Morgan stuff to Kyle. So I don't think that Sutton's always standing up for Kyle. That's not true. So she's like, I just want them to like me so much. And I just can't get them to. Those poor motherfuckers. I could buy and sell each one of those bitches.
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So then 24 hours later, we see them all fighting in the ocean. But you can't be the one who can keep it and not be able to take it.
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And that's the episode. That's all I need.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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She's our kind of mess. It's Jennifer Messer. Sip some scotch with Jessica Trach.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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I love-a-ya Olivia Williamson. Tastier than Flanderson, it's Rachel Manderson.
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She's VVIP, it's Amanda V. Can't lose when you're with Amy Baldwin.
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And I don't even fucking call them or pay for the house that you're living in, which you're about to be fucking booted out of in a couple of months due to nonpayment. Have fun with that. Poor PK.
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I also love him talking about control issues. We're the ones who saw you force Dorit to name her company Beverly Beach and name all these dresses. This one's called The Rouse. This one's called The Pringle. This one's called The Combo. I mean, you know, like, as far as we can tell, you were calling the shots in this relationship. And that's what we saw on camera.
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So she's like, but we never even had a conversation about the apartment. And he's like, well, I didn't want to have the conversation about the apartment. She goes, but that's my point. And he's like, but that's my point. Oh, touche.
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You've got more points than an actual Dorito, all right? There's been never a better time for a phony Negroni to arrive. It's getting so tense. So Dorit's like, well, we clearly have different views. Unfortunately, my view is a little bit more unpleasant than your view. But what I would like to know is what prompted that long email that knocked me off of my feet?
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God, people are really having stability issues this couple of weeks on Beverly Hills. Last week, it was the assistant who lost a feeling in her legs when she saw the pap shot. This week, Dorit gets knocked over by an email. I mean, Jesus Christ, get these people some rails in their bathroom.
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PK. So PK is like, Dorit, do we really want to start discussing only one part of that email? No, no, no. But because it was a summary of how you make me feel and what life would potentially look like if we don't resolve this. And the reason I asked you to retain a lawyer was an attempt to try to have a sensible conversation because we're not able to communicate. Okay.
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So bring in some experts so that way I don't have to listen to your voice and have listened to someone else's voice. And then we can get divorced after that. You know what I'm saying there, Dorit? But I keep telling you that we need to communicate.
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Oh, my God. He's the one telling her to get a lawyer. Get a lawyer. How stupid are you, lady? He's like, I'm going to destroy you. I still think that she's trying to save this marriage because she's the only one with the check coming in. I don't think PK has any money and think there's nothing to fight over. So she's like, why spend money on a lawyer? We can't afford a fucking lawyer.
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And the only the only reason he wants to divorce me is so he can take half of my damn money. Well, I'm still on this dog and pony show and I'm not going to give it to him. So I'll just try and win him back. I'll just keep stacking Pringles tubes in the house until the smell is so strong that he comes here from Bel Air.
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Yeah, I think that's actually a really good theory, that she doesn't want to give up her housewife's money. So these giant salads arrive, and PK's like, well, you can have one of these for the two of us, you know what I'm saying? But I'll have two. So then Dorit's like, well, the email suggested that you'd retained a lawyer, and that you were a hundred steps ahead of me.
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So then we go to Drake's Hollywood and it's time for a PK and Dorit. So I don't know much, but I can tell you this much. Drake's had a Groupon this week.
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Did you at any point want a divorce? And he's like... You can see in his eyes, he's kind of like, what part of me moving out of the house, moving into a small flat and emailing you saying, get a lawyer, says I don't want to have a divorce.
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And he's just like red faced. I mean, he looks so harried. The man looks like a bunion. I mean, he just looks like a fucking bunion sitting there. What are you fighting for? Let him go. You know?
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Yes. Dorit, you know what? Dorit needs just some fucking hot guy. Like, you know what? I could see her with like someone who looks like, and this guy's not even my type, but I could see her with someone like Eric Bonia or something like someone that kind of, or like what's his face from the last of us. Like I can see her with a guy like that. Not PK. Come on Dorit. Like cut, cut.
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Cut the ballasts and have your hot Dorit moment in Los Angeles. She deserves it for crying out loud.
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I don't think that's what she's looking for. When she was all young and fresh, she saw PK at a bar and was like, you're married with kids? Let's do this. Let's fucking do this.
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Yeah, well, she got her human s'mores, basically. So Dorit's like, so you had retained a lawyer and you were a hundred steps, like I said before, I already said all this part. It's like, look, look, the reality is we have to co-parent and we have to keep it loving and kind and we have to work on a relationship and make ourselves, we have to get back to that, you know, because guess what?
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You're my best fucking mate and I'm going to take you for everything you have in this divorce. Did I say that part out loud? Sorry, I meant to say we need to find a friendship again, so that way...
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Yeah. You know, if you're having a conversation where you're trying to reconcile and move forward with your partner who you're possibly going to divorce, of course, I'm going to go to Drake's, like a sceney nightclub. I don't get this at all. So yeah, it had to be the Groupon. So they sit down, they're talking, and she's like, how are you? She's like, a little weird.
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He's like, I don't know whether it's in our future. I don't know if I can afford it, frankly. Or I'm looking through LegalZoom. It's exhausting to read, honestly. But I've watched a lot of Law & Orders. And here's what I have to say to you. Tong-tong.
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I don't feel in my heart I want a divorce, but I'm not the one in control. And gee, truthfully, PK is calling the shots. They keep on accusing each other of being the one in control. It's some weird game they're playing. I think it's like to position themselves for this battle that they're about to go into.
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Yes, it's because they're going to both be positioning selves as the victim in this divorce. So they're trying to get on camera that they're really the victim of the other one in here. And the real victims are all the people that you don't pay, okay? Pay your bills. So then they leave. They've worked out nothing. Dorit's pissed.
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And she's trying to do this thing where she's kind of facing her back to PK, like, I'm not talking to you anymore. Well, that's what he wants. So they're in kind of a no-win situation here. but you married PK. So now let's go to Bose's house. So Bose is setting a table because tonight she's having her first ever dinner with Keely and her daughter.
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So she's setting it up and everything. And she like bonks her glass. That's the sound of crystal. And so Keely comes over and sits down for dinner and everything. And, um, You know, Lael and Keeley have really only been around each other in the company of other people. And we've never had one-on-one time. So now it's going to be the Keeley and Lael show.
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Yeah, things are moving quickly with Keeley and I. You know, we're a speed of light. Lael's back there in the caboose. So I need her to come along the journey and get to know Keeley a bit better. Don't ask for peanuts. People might be allergic. So he brings her flowers and she's so sweet. I mean, this girl is like raised right. She's a very nice girl.
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So they sit down and start eating and she just starts grilling the guy. She's like, so are you guys going to move in together before you get married and have babies? When are you going to have babies? When are you moving in? Do I have to move to San Diego? I don't want to move to San Diego. You should move here. Is there any reason you haven't moved here? Do you have a 401k?
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Mutual funds? How do you feel about bonds? Okay. Mutual funds. So she's just asking all the questions and he's basically, you know, he's, he answers nicely and everything. He's like, I just want you to be happy. And I want, you know, want you and your mom to have conversations if we're ever to move in, if we're ever to do anything, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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His answers are not very good to me because Lael's like, okay, this is a hard question. When are you going to get married and have a kid? And he's like, well, your mom embodies the essence of somebody who would instill great values. How about that? No. No. No, sir. And they're nodding like, oh, my God, this guy's so good at this.
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well he does say that like you know she asked would you would you move up here or would we have to move down there and he does say he would come up to to la so i think that is that's nice because uh not nice like not like oh what what kind what kindness but we're so used to assholes on bravo that i was shocked that it was a guy not saying like well obviously i have to move down to san diego i was like what wait a second
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There's someone who's courting someone on Bravo, who's actually like willing to make concessions for the woman. That's so shocking. So, um, yeah, so basically it's, it's a nice scene, uh, with the three of them. So now we go to Kyle's house and Kyle's with Porsche in the kitchen and Kyle's like,
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She's like, well, life's weird, isn't it? One moment you're staring down into the dark abyss of the Pringles can. The next moment you're on your own little flat, remembering the days when you had a wife who'd get pied in the face, literally, at a Pantone in Britain. It is a weird life.
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feel so tired right now the dogs woke me up so early i was like i you know i can't i can't with these dogs they woke up at five in the morning stop feeding them kombucha she's like well i had to get to the kombucha supply i'm going out of town i'm gonna be gone five days kombucha doesn't last
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So Portia's like, okay, what time do they wake you up? She's like, five in the morning, can you believe it? She's like, that's brutal. So dad comes over and Portia's like, well, I've been getting tired at like nine and waking up at eight because you're up. Like I'm still on you're up time. Bonjour, dad.
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You know, there's like a large portion of adults who are like, is that what that's called? Europe time? I thought that was being over 40 time. So Mauricio walks in. He's like, hey, how's everyone? Oh my God, the dog got so big. What? What do you mean the dog got so big? All they talk about now are the dogs. They can't talk about anything else because it's too much of a trigger issue.
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Yeah, so she's like, dad, you're hot. Like, why are you so hot, dad? He's like, oh, look, I haven't seen your baby. Sorry, it was both. He's like, oh, I haven't seen your baby. Yeah, look at you. Wow, look at you. Oh, wow, Kyle. Hello, Kyle. How are you, Kyle? She's like, oh, I'm good. How are you? I'm really like, hold on. I'm working on my forehead veins here. to cry i'm gonna cry
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Like, I don't know what this relationship is that Mauricio has with this like young skank, but like, I don't know if it's just like a passing thing or a serious thing. Cause I know how women are. Oh, really? Thanks. That's so shitty.
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Um, so Kyle's like, so how are they like, uh, shoot music videos with like basically making out with you while you're married to some other guy, like coming to your friend's Memorial and kind of making out with you, uh, on camera while you're married, that kind. I mean, come on, give me a fucking break. Stop shaming the fucking women in this. This is Mauricio.
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He's making out with someone because you started it. Cut the crap, lady.
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But now, on the other hand, Mauricio is becoming like a really embarrassing White Lotus character. He's like, oh, yeah, like, it's great. Like, I went out there and like a lot of spas and like sound healing and spiritual healing. And I got all these cool beads that I'm wearing now. And like, I only partied like five nights out of 25 nights. Like, I don't know.
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They're all White Lotus characters on this show. What'd you say?
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Aren't they all white Lotus characters on this show?
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I mean, yeah, but something about him, something about him being, he's just, he's, he is such a gay, he is such a stereotypical midlife crisis guy. Although, I mean, like, again, the crisis was, was foisted on him to some degree, but like the, just all the necklaces and the bracelets and partying and Mika knows and going to sound baths and like, dude, I don't know. It just is so ridiculous to me.
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She's like, well, I mean, it's good. Thankfully, you've leaned in and given me a kiss. And he's like, why wouldn't I, babe? She goes, well, I don't know. He goes, would you like a high five instead? Here you go. Oh, purse is gone. Where'd your purse go?
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I don't know why. We're talking about the difference between him and Kyle, who's all of a sudden like, I'm getting tattoos now and dating a young country star and DMing Kesha to hang out.
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Well, I'm not saying that it's mutually exclusive. It's not a zero-sum game just because he's with the midlife crisis, she can't. They're both going through it for sure. They're both going through it.
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just think that like his is his is just so cheesy he just is having a very cheesy midlife crisis that's just kind of like oh could you just be more original in your midlife crisis do something interesting you're like open up an ice cream shop or something down bath of meek and else come on here comes one right now
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#2760 RHOBH S1415 Part One: Love Papped
So then we go to Sutton's house and Sutton is standing in front of her cutting board, slicing a cucumber and saying, these are great cucumbers.
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I love my choice. I love my choice for right now.
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And she says, how many do I have to eat, Waylon? Pavlov has nothing on me because Waylon's her dog. So Garcelle shows up and they say hi and everything. And Garcelle's like, well, I don't know if you saw the rags. Oh, do you mean the bathing suits that Bose has sent us? No, I meant... The gossip rags. They're saying that Kathy is fashion roadkill.
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And then we see headlines that say, talk about the fashion show where Kathy was on the runway last week and got crushed into by a model.
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Butterfly kisses. So Garcelle is like, well, did you see Dorit? Did you talk to her last night? Well, I said, hello. I mean, we said, hello. Well, what else do you want from me? Okay. Okay. That's it. That's fine. Let's just put the Dorit and Sutton situation on ice. Oh, like your lunch. Hey, stop making those jokes.
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And you welcomed her after making her sit down there for 40 minutes. So Erica's like, well, I gotta say something. Okay, I gotta stop you right now. I was like, oh, here, we all know what's coming next.
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No, she's doing a great job. Yeah. Erika, like... Erica going through the ringer of this whole Tom Girardi case has actually made her a better housewife because I think that she's just given herself over to be like, oh, fuck it. I tried so hard to sort of have this whole image and I got torn to shreds anyway. So whatever. I'll just say whatever I want.
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I do think she's a better housewife. I mean, it's actually... I was thinking about this this morning for no good reason, but I was like, you know, Erica is just much more knowable now. I think she makes more sense now. I think she was super, super guarded. She's always been a guarded person, but now she's a little bit more like, oh, fuck you all, you know?
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And so, like, yeah, she has this checkered past, whatever, but it has made her... I think more emotionally accessible. Like we understand what her vibe is now. It's not just like she's quote unquote ice queen who like, you don't see anything in her life. She's just now like a little bit more, I don't know. I just think there's more layers to her now.
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Yeah, you're welcome, Erica. We got you to like, as we, as in the audience, we got you to where you are right now. So you're welcome.
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And we see a shot of Sutton confronting, I'm sorry, Sutton and Garcelle confronting Erica. I'm like, well, the difference is though, they gave you shit about your drinking because you cursed out Garcelle's 15-year-old son. So Garcelle was like, you gotta pay attention to your drinking and your medication because you just cursed out my son and that wasn't cool.
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So yeah, they had something to say about it. It wasn't cool to just come out of a vacuum. Yeah, it's not like Erica messed up a Starbucks order and they're like, well, we need to talk about your medication. This was the repercussion of something that really pissed off Garcelle.
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Just to cut to Tom's car, like twirling over and over a cliff. I know, Tom's Jaguar going down the side of the cliff. It's so funny that that's part of like the lore. Isn't that such a, it's so funny what makes it into Bravo lore. And the fact that like the story of Tom crashing over the side of a mountainside cliff in Pasadena. It's just so bizarre.
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So now back to presence. So, oh yeah. So Erica's like, listen, Kyle consistently defends that behavior. But you know what? You guys have consistently covered up for Kyle for so many years. So, you know, people wind up taking sides sometimes just in reaction to the fact that someone else already has a side, you know? It's like, oh, you guys are a clique.
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So therefore I have to be in a clique with Sutton. And because now I'm in a clique with Sutton, I am going to defend her because it's like the Jets and the Sharks. And that's just what you have to do.
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I'm trying to be on your side here. I'm going to have to ask you to finish chewing before you speak because I have cucumber all over my blouse now. So then I said to her, Dorit, I have a question for you. And I'll tell you right now, the answer ahead of time is no. But anyway, if Sutton gave you a Kelly bag, would everything be over? And actually, she said yes.
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Yeah. And again, you know, Erica has been the biggest defender of Kyle and Dorit and they've also defended her blindly, blindly. So it's just very, it's just hilarious. I would say it's rich coming from them, but obviously it's not quite rich.
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Nailed it. Yeah. You did a great job. Suck that landing. Ow. It was immersive.
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it's true but you know like when you have your favorite housewife and you just defend them even when they're wrong and you just know they're wrong but you're like but it's my favorite so I'm just gonna defend and I think whatever do you mean Ben because you're just it's more like yeah I see the flaw in my favorite but the person who is attacking my favorite is annoying me so much that I'm willing I'm willing to take the stands just because that way I don't give that person a win
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So anyway, Erika's saying, yeah, that Scarcelle's been doing this for years, and Beau's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. When we go to St. Lucia, you know I'm working on the room assignments. Oh, and you already know that the three of us are together.
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So, you know, I think everyone was expecting that that Boaz was going to say something like, oh, I'm putting you to read with Sutton so you can mend it. So she's like, no, we are going to be the cool kids.
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So, Garcelle, meanwhile, is talking. We go back there. And she's like, so, Dorit and I spoke about Kyle. Oh, did you? Finally. Good gossip. She goes, yeah. And the whole mo of it all. M-O, not M-A-U. I refuse to say M-A-U. Oh, good. Me too. I don't like that. either. You know, they were acting like besties. Besties last night, by the way, Dorit and Kyle. How disgusting.
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Set up a whole season of them feuding and then they're already buried the hatchet before we even got to our cast trip. It's just not right. Yeah, it looks like they made up.
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I don't know. For no good reason. No good reason. She's just a huge Halloween fan, maybe. Well, Dorit, obviously it feels like, you know, obviously it feels for her like, We all do. We all feel this way. And, well, she, sorry. Dorit feels for Kyle, like we all do. And it sucks to see her photos with your ex making out with some child. I mean, sorry, not a child. Teenager.
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Anyway, so, yeah, we feel bad for Kyle. And we're all so quietly laughing on the inside, let's be honest.
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Nothing? Wow. Yeah. Also, no. So she says Sutton is definitely scared of Kyle, although she says she doesn't bow down. She bows down. And I think it's interesting that we can talk about Mo and we can't talk about Morgan. We can't say, how's the concert? I didn't know you were going. How come you're not in the audience like everyone else?
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Why were you touching your vagina while she was singing that song? Well, you know what? I think the introduction to the topic is, you know, here's how you do it. Okay, here's how you do it all Augusta-like. You say, look, hey, we saw you had a great weekend in the press at Morgan's concert. Was that the lesbian-atronic festival that was happening down there?
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I love how they're like, what is the most indirect, subtle way we can confront Kyle?
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Book her a ticket at the Hotel Indigo and then say, we'll just be there with our girls and see if she connects the dots. So Sutton's like, I don't want to make her angry. Which is funny when Sutton says that because she kind of lives to make people angry. So then we go to Kyle's home and she's talking to her housekeeper in Spanish and she's asking things. She's doing white lady Spanish.
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And the lady's like, oh, por favor, güera, por favor. She's basically bossing her around about kombucha. She's like, do we need, we don't need this many kombuchas because I'm going out of town. Do you want some extra kombuchas?
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so uh bows are up there's a knock on the door the doorbell rings and kyle goes the door and of course then she of course orders her housekeeper to help with the dogs how about you help with the dogs how about you get those things trained i mean like it's been years of kyle that door opens and the pandemonium that breaks loose in that household with those dogs running crazy i'm
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Now, listen, if there's anything I'm aware of, it's the fact that dogs go berserk when the front door is open. That's like my nightmare. The worst is you ring the doorbell, you already hear the dogs barking, and I'm like, oh, God. But Kyle's dogs are more than that. Every time that front door opens, it is like they are making their prison escape. They are darting for the road.
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They are trying to get to Tarzana, okay? So it's always... It's like a sprint. It's like a gunshot goes off and they are the ones holding the batons, bonking each other on the heads because they want to go. I mean, every single time. Jeez.
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I know. Like I can't do everything. Throw the kombucha at the dogs.
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Lo siento. That was a big word for me. So Kyle's like, also, side note, I appreciate your text when that photo came out and you sent that text. Like, thank you so much for sending that text. He's like, well, look, I'm the kind of friend. I'm ready for war. It's just sort of like your dogs when that door opens up. And it took everything for me not to get into my car and drive over here.
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And then I thought to myself, do I really want to drive to Encino right now just for Kyle Richards? And I said, no. So that was about it.
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Yeah, it's not part of the relay race. We look forward to seeing you on Dancing with the Stars.
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So I think this is the perfect opportunity to get to open up to each other and get to know each other. And by that, I mean you're going to talk about yourself. And then when I realize that you're not asking me a single question, I may volunteer some information about my life. Okay, let's start this.
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I know. Kyle is like, oh, I have the floor. Okay, let me take this. So Kyle starts doing this. Well, when I first met you, I mean, Mauricio had just moved out. And Bo's like, oh, I see. Bo's is like in full therapist mode. And, well, I just feel like I'm going to get really emotional right now because...
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Yeah, I did actually feel bad for her even. I went through the exact same journey where I was just like, oh, you know, that sucks. Like you've been with someone for 25 years. I literally could not imagine if this is something that happened like with Dom. And so I'm like, oh God, that would break my heart. So I felt for her.
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But then I was also thinking like, this is so Kyle because it's like, what about all the Morgan Wade stuff, you know? So anyway, Bose is like, well, this is a real sad story, but I have sort of a funny, not really funny, maybe morbid, but here's my story, since you didn't ask.
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Something you may have known if you'd ever asked me a single question this entire season, and we're on episode 15, goddammit. Anyway, so Peter died, and Layla was four, and we'd been separated before he got sick, and I was afraid to ask him for a divorce, because, you know, he's sick.
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And then I didn't want him to be mad at me, but we were separated, and they started seeing this other bitch, and she came in there, I walked into the hospital room, and she was kissing his forehead, and I was like, everyone out, I lost my mind, get this bitch out of here.
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Damn. That sucks. Like, if you're... Man, you know, even Hawk Tua got her own name. It doesn't even make sense. But like this person can't even. What'd you say? That makes sense. I mean, it makes sense. But I'm saying like as a name, like her name is Hawk Tua. At least this girl could be known as Batonerella. Yeah, give her something. She earned it. Come on. We could do it. The lift is so low.
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But Kyle's also like, yeah, she's like, well, I still had some more points I wanted to make about Mauricio being in an airport in Mykonos, but you kind of played the, my husband died of cancer and also was seeing another woman at the same time thing. So I don't really know how to pivot back to my scene. So then she just goes back. She goes, you know, obviously I didn't love seeing that.
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Like he feels bad enough as it is. And I know he feels horrible, but like I know well enough to know that. I'm like, okay, Kyle, we'll just go right back to Mauricio in the airport.
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After Bose just told this story, you know?
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Oh yeah. I did notice that she like leaned all the way over for that. You know, she thought I'm just going to do this discreetly. I'm sure they won't put it on the show and be like, get her reaching for that. Cause she was like, wow. So, by the way, I think it's so strange that Kyle keeps on going out of her way to say, I know that Mauricio would never want to hurt me.
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And so he probably did not have any idea there was a photographer there. I can't say the same for that bitch. Yeah. Like a woman, as usual. What the fuck? Kyle's always on the men's team. Well, I mean, I think that part of it is that she is trying to protect her kids a little bit there.
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She doesn't want us to sow discord in her own family, but like, it's kind of like, just why are you even, why are you even mentioning it then? I just think it's like shady that she does. She is totally absolving Mauricio. I mean, what part of Mauricio wearing like a million beads and puka necklaces says that this guy is not going through a midlife crisis and being as petty as possible?
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I mean, yeah, I think it's totally, it's totally viable that he knew about the photographer.
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trying to hurt her children it's like oh okay all right just well i mean he wouldn't want to hurt me in any way or our girls well what when are you supposed to move on she's like well we're separated and we're not divorced and like we filed and we haven't filed for divorce so how long do you think you can do that for or will you be what i'm trying to say is it's been a long time you've been talking about this bullshit so it's either should i get off the pot you know i'm saying yeah have i mentioned cancer
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All right, go ahead. So this is going to be the first time that you see him, see each other since, since he's been in Europe. Mm-hmm.
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We were so lazy with naming Hawk Tua that at the very least we can give this aggressive relay racer some sort of fun moniker. That's what I'm saying. I'm advocating for this.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. She gets an A, it's Kelly B. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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Give him hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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Well, you know, you have her, you know, you've got you've got some people who are able to sniff out some traitors and you have someone who was married to one for a long time and still didn't even realize. So, yeah, I'd be depressed, too. Like it could have been me. But we love that Dylan Efron. And by the way, his girlfriend is a big Bravo fan, apparently.
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I read that, and one of the many articles that's going around, and she's a big Bravo fan, so we love that he supports Bravo indirectly. I guess that she told him to ally with Ciara. I think I read that fleeting headline. Of course, I couldn't really be bothered to read much more than that, because I'm like... You know, there's nothing else I really need to know.
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I just need to look at Dylan, see his abs, see his sweet smile, and try to push down and repress the knowledge that he hates showers. And then I'm fine.
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Ew, that's so nice. You know, Erika really, I feel like she shot her design load because we haven't even gone on the vacation yet, at least by at this point in the episode. And she's already wrapped up her entire storyline for the season. It's like, did someone not tell her that there's still like four more episodes to go? Yeah. So unless the show ends on vacation.
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In fact, that's probably what it is. This is going to be another season that ends on vacation, which is now becoming a more frequent thing. Because if it weren't ending on vacation, I feel like we would have had a wrap up of the design thing after vacation. But this is honestly the stupidest theory that I could be launching right now. Guys, let's stop the entire podcast debate.
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Um, yeah. So, uh, my theory is that this season will end on vacation based on the fact that they wrapped up Erica's, uh, interior design journey pre vacation. That is my theory. And if I'm wrong, then, um, I will, I will make amends to the audience.
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Great, it's like a drizzly, rainy day here in LA, which is so fun and relaxing. I went and got myself a bagel and a coffee, and I'm just having a very chill morning. What's going on with you?
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So, yeah, so Dorit comes over, makes a lot of her noises. Someone sent me an interview. It was like one of the after shows, she and Bose. Bose who also, Bose makes her adorable little noises too. She made an amazing one this episode that I rewound three times because it sounded like she was literally a video game character getting a one-up. Yeah. Yeah.
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Any little sound effects from the Bose arsenal. I know. I think I'm going to have to start recording those. Because the one from this week was sensational. She did a good Scooby-Doo one when she was talking to Kyle. She went...
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that's what that was the one because she like leaned forward um so uh no but dorit and boze were doing an after show and boze was talking and dorit was just like chiming in with her weird like dolphin noises because boze was like and then i went with keely and we went and we got mcdonald's one time and we got a happy meal and they said you looked like a happy couple and she's in the background you just hear three going
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Just the sound effects ladies together in an interview. Yeah. It's like, you know when a police car has to get through traffic, so it does like a little baby thing. Yeah.
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No, I'm saying Hanukkah is a big candle lighting holiday for my people. Oh, wow. You guys have a lot of laws. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. But actually, no, we as Jewish people on Passover, we actually open full fledged doors for Elijah to come in. So like we are definitely.
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Elijah has a real sense of propriety at the Seder and just comes in. The other thing, growing up, I had a cat named Elijah. And Elijah was an outdoor cat. And for some reason, Elijah was a she, but her name was Elijah. And of course, on Passover, the biggest gag we do every year, we open the door for Elijah, and then Elijah the cat would walk in. And everyone would go, oh, it's Elijah.
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Okay. Don't vampires have to knock before they come in?
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Which is so funny. Like you're going to literally suck someone's blood and kill them. But like suddenly you're like, but I need, I need to follow manners.
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I would like to murder you, but I do have certain lines. Like, murder is okay, but coming in uninvited, not okay.
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I brought a gift so that way you could invite me in. No? Okay.
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#2760 RHOBH S1415 Part One: Love Papped
That's all there is. She just spent a lot of money. She just spent a lot of money on that wallpaper and Martin Lawrence Ballard. Okay. Apparently.
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I really wanted to know where the coffee cake and the cookies were from. It could be where you think.
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#2760 RHOBH S1415 Part One: Love Papped
I was about to say Eric has a lot of options in her neighborhood and I was like ready to judge. I was like trying to see what the box was. I was like, you know, I want to see what bakery she's pulling from because I will have a lot to say depending on her choices. This could be a redemption moment for her, but it could also be, it could, it could go wrong real quick.
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you mean which because you know that was food for less from western okay by the way i miss you food for life i know it's gone it is oh yeah it's it's been bulldozed and it's turning into a whole big tall thing oh yeah and the mcconnell's gone too that was right there that used to be where i would reliably get at mcflurry yeah wow because you know those are usually broken
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And Dorit's like... So then we go back, flashback, and to the fashion show. And Bose was like, I have been inspired by Sutton's call for all of us to bond. So I thought we will all go to St. Lucia. So everyone cheers. And now, so now Dorit is holding up a peach. And a peach. No, she's not holding up a peach. She's holding up a one-piece bathing suit that is the color of a peach.
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But knowing her, she's probably holding up a peach. Like, I found a soccer ball. So then Erica.
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I mean, someday. Listen, I support it. I just don't know who has the vision for that because it honestly did look like the discards from the fabric after I cut some pieces out to sew something and you have all these weird shapes left over. So they're like, oh, we'll make this into a bathing suit. Sure. So Erica's like, well, that is beautiful. That color is really fucking good.
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#2760 RHOBH S1415 Part One: Love Papped
That's a fucking great color. Okay, relax, Erica. It's a peach bikini. So then Beau's like, literally for every single person. Bloop.
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And Bo says, it's going to be a fashion show out there. A real fashion show. And they're all like, oh. She goes, oh, I didn't even mean to say it that way. It just came out. And Dorit's like, oh, shit.
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Unless, of course, you're on Little House on the Prairie. I guess when you're kind of like a child celebrity, you don't have to worry about moving beds around. But that was cute for you. I guess this is sort of like the Augusta way of being like a famous person, right? Moving your bed around. I don't know. I wouldn't know. Mm-hmm.
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I don't understand the advantage. So the advantage is that he wants to have you have the upper hand. If you're cornered like any animal, you're going to strike. And he's afraid of how smart you are and how you will strike. He's calming you down, Dorit.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Isn't, but isn't, isn't, I could be totally wrong, but isn't it if you just like have a consult, like a meeting with a lawyer to see if like, maybe I should hire you or not, that that immediately like takes them off the table for someone else? I could be totally wrong.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Well, so be it, John Jansen. So Bo's like, Dorit needs to keep her eyes open. A divorce is going to come. It's going to take her by surprise. She's going to get the short end of the stick. And guess what? There won't be any chocolate sauce to dip that stick into. You can't just stand still and wait for him to do things to you. You can't be a victim.
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Yes. Wake up. I'm just saying. She's like, holy shit. I loved her. I love both. I love both yelling. Wake up at Dorit.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Let's go back to the sleepy streets of Augusta, Georgia, shall we? So Sutton facetimes Reba, and she's like, hi, do you have that Parmesan cheese? Oh, because Sutton is in the kitchen, but Reba's in her house out back. So she facetimes her to be like, do you have Parmesan cheese?
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
And Reba's like, now, see, I couldn't open up your messages about the ingredients, mainly because I saw your name attached to it. And I said, I don't want to deal with my daughter right now. I'm having a good day. So why don't you go into the kitchen and look at the ingredients and see if you need anything?
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So, by the way, Mo and Portia leave today for Europe. And because, you know, he's going to take her on that trip. And he's just like dropping her off, you know, like a guided tour with her chaperone. And then he like goes off for like four days, like Switzerland and like a meditation thing. And he goes off to meet like PK and San Tropez. And Kathy's like, okay, that's great.
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Well, I do that every weekend. So it's not so surprising to me. Have a great day. Go, you know, that's great to be all meditative and everything. Yeah. Yeah. They're going to like party and everything. Wow. Yeah.
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So then Sutton's in the kitchen with Avi and she's like, did my mother text you? He's like, no, but I've also blocked her. She's like, okay, well, she didn't get any of my ingredients. I mean, I need some, I need, there's no bread. I need all these things. He's like, well, your mom got that. She's like, gluten-free. I asked for a very specific kind of bread. Okay.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Then I, you know, I asked for a cucumber and there's no cucumber in this salad. Like then I, or I asked for something else. I'm like, look, she's just getting it all wrong. All despite me. She wants to ruin my crab cakes.
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So Garcelle is like bowed down to the kitchen and then she sees it's like tense. So she just sort of like, she just, she backs out. She's like, I'm not getting involved with this. So she just goes to the side and listen in. So Sun's like, I was very, very specific. I said, no cucumbers, no gluten-free bread. And what did she get me? Cucumbers and gluten-free bread.
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I mean, it's like, she just hates me. You know, guess what? I love crab cakes. And she tells a story about how her dad always made the best crab cakes and he gave her the recipe. And in fact-
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then and her mom loves them and like two days after he died they actually made the crab cakes for christmas eve and then she burned them i was like oh my god this story just keeps on like the burnt crab cakes on christmas eve but the fact that they haven't had the christmas eve i mean i get that you were probably no you know trying to move on but that is just can i just say that so southern to be like
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And then Sutton's like, we have to have Osberg lettuce. I was like, okay, you are totally unraveled right now, because no one is screaming that unless you're making a wedge. So then Kyle goes to check in on Garcelle, and Garcelle's like... Oh, God, son's a little stressed out. I don't know how it's going to go. Well, I told her have zero expectations.
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This is about getting it off her chest, whatever it is. I'm not even sure what this is about. But like, you know, her mom is 82 years old. I wonder if I'll ever get to meet her, by the way. I love that lady who's downstairs, though. It's not about changing people at this point.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
You should know. And then Sutton goes, John. John T. You know, kind of the most basic name you could get. Is it hard to remember, Kyle? John? You know, okay, here's the way you can remember it. His name is the same name as the generic name you give someone when you don't want to name them in a court case. John. Okay? John Doe. Okay, so Stephen... No, John.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
It was Dixie Carter, but it sort of had Eileen Davidson hair a little bit. It was so funny. I actually was like... I literally rewound it. I was like, of course Reba has this dog, like the long flat hair that like flares out at the, at the bottom. And then like, but the poofy things around the legs and everything. It was like, was this a poodle? Like it's legs crossed.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
And it was just sitting there. And you know, the poodle was just the Reba of dogs too. You know? Yeah. The poodle was like, don't forget the Parmesan this time.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
none of your business bravo woof woof bring romaine in here again and you're dead to me woman reba um uh nadine our note taker says that reba dixie is an afghan hound which uh i think that is the long hair that comes out is like the defining feature of an afghan hound i think so um uh cheryl so reba goes And she enters the kitchen. She goes, hello, I'm here. And Sutton and Avi just are silent.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
And Reba sees there's like a jar of pickled okra. She goes, oh, some pickled okra. I love pickled okra. And Avi just takes a bite of pickled okra and just kind of like stares at her. With his hands. Yeah. And Reba just stares back.
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But I think there was also that element of like, and you're not gonna offer me one. Like a lady just entered the room and said she likes pickled okra and you ate one, but you didn't offer me one. Like she was disgusted on so many levels, the hands, the mouth.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
And like, and she, and Reba just gives her, gives him a long ass dank face. Like she just was like, she's like doing that thing where she's like walking down through the kitchen, still looking at Avi like, I saw what you did. I saw my own ass.
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And she goes, oh, all right. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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that's great hey as long as we're talking about sustainability could you sustain those crab cakes a little bit more and keep an eye on them in the kitchen please she's like okay if you ever had ability to do a proper crab cake it would be wonderful if you could sustain that too fortunately you've never had that ability to sustain so that's a shame now sustainability i guess that's the word we don't use with your marriage to your ex
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
So Sutton's like, well, the past two and a half years, I've been working very hard on my new business. And we have started Sutton Greenline. And under that, I'm going to do a series of capsules. And Reba's like, what the fuck are you talking about? Greenline, capsules, none of that. She's like, it's shirts and pants. Just say it's shirts and pants, Sutton.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
No, I didn't mean, are the materials real? I meant, is this real or is this a joke? Like, this is what you're proud of? That you brought a trench coat into my house?
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
No, no, don't do that. So Reba's like, oh, so this is a jumpsuit. So good. You can look like the cable man. And Sutton's like, well, mother, it's actually a trench. And it's really cute. You know, this and put this on, you know, I just tried this on last week. It looks really good. Well, it would look awful on me. I mean, I'm very happy with my body.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
I just know that something that looks this awful on a table can't possibly look good on me as a human.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
reminds me of ground beef you know ground beef is labeled made in the u.s that's not it's made in cuba she says cuban this way i was like cuba i was like i felt offensive i'm like not totally sure why but i just felt like it wasn't right Enjoy your commie burgers from Cuba.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
So son goes, OK, well, I'm going to take these products and I don't care where they are and where they're made because I'm saving them from going to a landfill. Oh, like your marriage did. OK, mother, that's too much. OK, it's not like ground beef.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
i love that because that is just such a that's such a mom thing to say like ground beef so crystal and kyle are listening in and carson's like oh good they're talking they're making little passive aggressive swipes at each other this is going great but they're only on the clothing part
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Nope, not anymore. And so Reba's like, by the way, what time are you leaving? You know, I mean, I love having you all here, but Dixie gets very uncomfortable around homosexuals, which is odd considering the way she looks. So I just want to know when Avi's going to clear out. Sutton's like, well, our flat's at 2.30. Okay. By the way, why are there spoons in the freezer? Are we having caviar?
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Have you eaten yet, mother? You're grouchier than usual. She's like, no. She's like, okay, well, have these dip things, okay? I can't deal with your hangry self. She's like, well, I don't like stuff like that. Dips, that's for poor people.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
I know, but we are not her patients. So we come back and Sutton's like, you know, I was just like, I was just telling John Clark, I was saying, I just don't know if mom understands what I do or is proud at all. And Reba's like, Oh, you're going to try to do this to me on camera, huh?
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
No, we all know it. well, maybe I need you to say it. She's like, well, okay, I'm proud of you. To me, it's kind of like saying I love you. It's so trite and so inconsequential. People just say, oh, I love you. It's overused. That's what I was about to be like. And I'd also like you to tell me I love you. She's like, oh, okay.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
He was like, guess what? You're me. You may hate me, but you are me. So get used to it.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
One of them turned out weird. And I warned you, get sent home with him. Now you got a weird one, but that's okay. That's your choice. We are okay with the weird ones. Keep some odd business in business.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
That was so like, like the little venom that she just inserts is so good.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
And look how that turned out. Look how well-adjusted Sutton is. So Sutton is like, she's like, well, I guess if it's trapped to you, I certainly don't want to make you do anything that it's not real for you. I just wanted to let you know how I feel. She's like, well, thank you very much for telling me that. Which is her way of saying, well, go fuck yourself.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
This was, like, the Southern Gothic version of, like, the Monica and Linda scene from Salt Lake City. Oh, no, theirs was all fake. No, theirs was a... Theirs was like the trashy. Theirs was like the trashy version of this, right? But it was like very compelling to me because they have all this baggage between them.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
And now we're seeing the baggage here, but this is like that Southern, like, we don't talk about those things kind of things. And so, whereas Monica and Linda was the opposite where it was like, oh, we're going to, we actually overshare all this bullshit. So Sutton is, I just loved this.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
It was just so cold when Sutton is like, well, I just wanted you to tell him, I don't want to make you say something that you don't, you know, you don't feel comfortable saying, but I just wanted to let you know how I felt. And the mom just being like, oh, well, thanks so much for sharing that. Like, do you feel better now? Do you feel better now that you've said that? Okay, thanks.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
I mean, it's just, this story was so gutting. Like it was so gutting. I don't know. Cause I think it's something about the specificity of it. Like her describing walking by that sofa and the dad putting his hand down, then she would just slap it. It's such a specific thing that also expresses like such a relation. It's like a small gesture that expresses everything in their relationship.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Please. I love that she said I might could come. I was like, oh, gosh, just really leaning into the southern stuff. So this is like a big breakthrough. The music changes. It's like nice. It's like, hey, hey, audience, we've decided that this is a this is a nice moment because the mother gave a mild concession.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
And this is, of course, a parallel to the discussion between Bose and about Bose and Keeley about like what needs to be said, what doesn't need to be said. So this is like a really well made episode. So Sutton is like, well, where would you like to sleep, mother? Well, is the aquarium still in that one room? Because I can't sleep with the fish in there, you know? Okay, mother. Well,
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
I just want to be better. And Reba goes, well, we can do better. And she goes, I know we can. And so Sutton is like actually really touched because her mom said we can do better. She says it gives her so much hope for their relationship going forward.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
And I'm proud of Reba for not saying anything. I think they were browned. I don't think they were burned. They were on the edge. They were on the edge. Burnt. So, um, they hug and everything. And, um, so now she's like, okay, I'm gonna go get my friends. So it's like a very sitcom moment because sudden goes into the, into the foyer to call down Garcelle and Kyle and they're already there.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
So they go running, go, So runs away and she doesn't really get to hide, but Kyle goes back up the stairs and then turns around and comes down, walks down the stairs. If she was just casually walking down the stairs, it was actually one of the funniest things that Kyle ever did. The way that Kyle came down that staircase again, like, yeah, no, I was, I was already headed down. I died.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
That was the best. That may have been the best thing that Kyle Richards ever did.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
What fashion show is happening? So... So she serves the crab cake. They cook the crab cakes. And then they are like, it's happy now. It's cooking. They sit down. Crab cakes are served and everything. And Reba is smiling. Reba goes, mm, this salad is good. Which, you know, again, that was her way of saying, I love you, daughter. And I'm proud of you. Yeah.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
And like, it's like a moment of like tenderness and care and their bond. And it was like, I was, I started to cry.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
End. Sonny goes, all right, so as you are my new friend, I'm going to leave you with cleanup duty. Bye.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
wow great episode like a real tour de force like that like i literally think that bravo should submit that to the emmys for consideration it'll never get nominated because you know the emmys are like they're totally biased against our craft of the real housewives but um it was so good that i actually think they they should they should submit that one because it was like it was like kind of a great perfect hour of television that was a good one
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So then- It was just, this was, I mean, it was, it really felt like truly, like, you know, when I, I'm saying that it sounds like American theater, like it sounds like a great American play. It's like, I'm not being facetious about it. Like this is, this is people, her monologue here and her description of it is what I think actually playwrights would aspire to. Just like this raw-
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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It's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neill.
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Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen. It's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Couric. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz. It's Liz Sarthy.
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Always killing it. It's Lola Alcalani.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Give him hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
this, this rock, this raw moment with these details that are so particular, but say like volumes about, about this, about this relationship.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Reba just calls up and said, if you want my next part of my life to be fun and peaceful and not strained, get someone else to make the grits next time.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
So Sutton tells us that Reba means a lot to her, and she wants to make things right.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
They should rename the store from Sutton to Sut-off, because that's what all the fashions are like. Sut-done. So they leave and Kyle is like, that was like way more than I expected it to be. Yeah, it was, considering you had no idea who her father was or what happened to him. So of course it was a lot, like it was baseline going to be a lot more than you thought it would be.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Now, how do you know this guy again? So then we go to Hollywood and we're at Grandmaster Records, which is low-key a popular destination for Bravo shows. It's kind of like the new Mixology 101. So we have Bose arriving with Erica and Dorit. And they all sit down and everything. And Bose said, the girls need to get out and celebrate life again.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Also, I brought over some leftover caramel and chocolate sauce that my daughter wouldn't even touch.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
She's like, I had a great time. I was literally just like, wow, this table setting right here. I don't even know where to begin.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Well, I want him to say it first. I want to know what he's feeling. Well, I can hear that.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
So Erica is like, so what do you think is going on?
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
so sutton's like okay all right so they uh they go in and they they look around and it's like it's this is it's this is very sad like and she's talking about how this is gonna be a healing step for her you know and so she she also wants sudden wants to say goodbye to her father and she talks about how she misses him so much and She shows everyone her bedroom first.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Yeah, it is a little weird. On the one hand, I think it's like, oh my God, how fun. I would love it if I went to Ghana, and then Dom showed up. I'd be like, oh my God, Dom came. But the thing is, we say... but you also say like, I love you to each other. So it is weird. And also like, again, he hadn't met the kid.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
It is a little, that's a little bit of a strange move because it also forces, it forces her hand to have to like have a conversation with her daughter. And that's kind of not cool to do if you ask me. So, you know what? I decided boo.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Actually, I... Our first, my first engagement ring was actually merely just a Funyun. But since then, we've really moved on to Pringle's Box. And then finally, Eminem's rapper. So, all had diamonds, all had diamonds. Well, do you consider that you are dating for marriage? Oh, we see their beach picnic. It doesn't matter.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
So Bose is like, why not continue the conversation about the baby and the marriage in the future while we build the words together? I don't see anything wrong with that, really. I'm like, yes, but you yourself say that you love being in love and the last person that you fell in love with actually was leading a double life.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
So maybe put some, you know, let's put some regulations on this a little bit.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Okay, drop it on us. No, it could hurt you. What? What? Come on. You had a conversation with what? Who? Huh? Huh? Bose? What? Huh? I mean, PK? Huh? Oh, God, you motherfucker.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
Well, guys, I picked up the phone and we just started talking. I mean, first I realized it was a banana, so that was awkward. But then when I actually picked up the real phone, the conversation was much better.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
it was like we were friends it was just like the old days of me pk boy george hidden in a room that we said had black mold it was just the old days and bose was like that's a lie it's a lie i mean where is my lipstick now it's funny because bose recognizes the bullshit with pk but can't see that there may be some bullshit happening with keely
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
She goes, well, this is my bedroom. You know, the bed used to be over here, and I just move it from here to there, from there to there, mainly because the noise of the bed moving on the floor drove my mother nuts. So just every day, just move that bed around.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
So, Drew's like, you know, I don't want you to get confused, Erica. I mean, this was not a reconciliation.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
This was just very much, I asked him, I said, I need you to just slow down a little bit. And let's just communicate. We can't be at war and the kids be okay, PK.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
No, no, that I can guarantee because he's not that person. He's not a tricky person. It's not like he has debts from casinos or pantones he hasn't paid for.
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#2726 RHOBH S1411 Part Two: Reba McEnTerror
He's a very honest person. For instance, he threw me a pretty woman anniversary party and then tried to convince me that the song from Top Gun was part of that movie.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
reba's mean okay and i get that she's off-putting but don't with grits man are you heating them up or are you part of me is on her side i'm like don't she's not necessarily wrong here she's like look all you're doing is heating them up why are you asking so many questions why have they been in there for an hour put them in for 20 minutes to take them out that's all you have to do
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
No, no, no. She didn't say it, except she didn't say it like that. Sorry to know and you, but they were, Reba is like so angry at Avi right now. She's like just staring at Avi and she's like, well, I don't want that. I don't want to drink that. Because Avi's like, do you want a vodka lemonade? She's like, I don't want that. And Garcelle is standing next to Reba and goes, you look great.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
And she's like, well, I don't want... And you look great too, honey. Anyway, what are you going to make me drink? It was like, okay, let me give you a little like, yeah, you look wonderful. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
So then we get an, of course, a montage of Sutton being totally, totally demanding to all her friends over all the years, which of course is, you know, what we love about her. And then Garcelle says that, you know, with Reba and Sutton, they're both like a little awkward, but somehow lovable.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
It's great to be here. Great to see you also, especially to recap this episode of Beverly Hills, which...
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
i don't know i thought it was absolutely amazing i thought this was just like a phenomenal episode it was i was riveted the entire time i mean it felt like watching an old like a play you know a lady southern belle comes back home from beverly hills to deal with the death of a father and a mother who's a tough battle axe you know it was just it was it was both like i was like crying i was laughing i was cringing it really had you know everything
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Might I suggest something that you could add into your practice? It's what I call No.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Wow. Wow. And if someone reveals a inner secret, do you ever go with a classic, what?
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
I really need to hear from her patients. What is it like having Reba as your therapist?
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
it's like well i just i feel really insecure and i just feel like i can't speak up when i really want like in moments when like there's conflict i just sort of become a shell of a person well that's not my fault i can actually see how reba could be a good therapist because look you know i'm like a gen xer you hear my advice stop your crying
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
on her you can project whatever you need her to say be saying that she would be saying i can see how she could pass as a therapist for sure well she would also be i would love to see her as a therapist to like an obnoxious man like i would love to see a guy trying to go up against her and she'd be like now what made you think that you know i think that's i feel like that's what her that's the only question she would just ask over and over again i would love to see her just like just take down some awful guy but um
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
For a therapist, for me, it would be challenging. I would have a very rough time doing therapy with her.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Oh my God. I'd come home all giddy and just getting abused at therapy. So Reba and Garcelle go out to the back porch and Reba's like, do you want some ice? And Garcelle goes, no, I'm good. Being tropical. I don't really have a lot of ice. Well, you are in English. That's for sure. Congrats, English people. You just got a stray.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
On the other hand, she might look a little prettier without that hideous shirt.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Well, I'm so happy we're having this one-on-one time together. And I wanted to talk to you because Sutton and I have had intimate conversations. We see a month earlier Sutton is crying about Reba and saying that she knows that her mom loves her, but doesn't ever feel like her mom is ever proud of her. So Garcelle says...
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
You know, she's so proud of how far she's come and she would just love to hear you say you're proud and you love her too. And I feel like I can say something to that.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Ooh, it is so devastating. You just can't say those words in a southern accent and not be totally devastating. It's just...
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
And Garcelle, I think we've been watching this moment in the previews all week. So we're like, oh my God, this is so awkward. Garcelle does barely even flinches. You can see that she stiffens up a little bit like, bitch, don't try it with me. But she also is like, I'm prepared for you. You think I can't handle you? I'm not backing down. And she comes back.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
to you in a very gentle and actually a very respectful way but she does not back down and she's like you're right i don't i don't i haven't lived with you guys i haven't grown up with her i don't i don't know you're right i'm just coming as a caring friend and before you lean forward and say something else that's condescending to me i'd just like to say no no
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Yeah, I mean, truthfully, it really isn't Garcelle's place to have this conversation with the mom, but she's just like, fuck it. I'm going to do it because A, I'm on TV and B, like, what? I love my friend and her mom needs to know and I don't care if it's awkward and impolite. I'm going to do this.
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You know what? Too many walls have been built in between us. Too many dreams have been shattered around us. If I seem to give up, they'd still never win. Because deep in my heart, I know the strength is within. That's Kathy Dennis. And she's never been more wiser.
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I liked the haiku that she did once that went, tommy yes thomas thomas thomas thomas thomas thomas thomas oh i did one too many syllables yeah you it up there at the end but that was pretty good it was an extra bonus syllable bonus syllable just to kind of you know that was a haiku plus it's a haiku plus it was supersized because for 99 extra on peacock
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Anyway, so inside, so we cut away, Kyle comes down. If you shed a tear just now at the beauty of Catherine Dennis's poetry, you're not the only one. So, Kyle. I made Ronnie chuckle. I'm done. So, anyway, you guys don't know what happened in this episode. Good night, everyone. You're just so funny because I see you counting on your fingers.
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But the thing is, there was so much flexibility with the syllables because it was only one word.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
They're not even trying to get clever with that one. No, they're like, let's just quote Reba's big moment. So, God, this episode was so good. Like, this was just... This was a Sutton extravaganza. I just am so excited by this. Okay, so Sutton is, she's putting on makeup and everything. She's like, I've got to put on my makeup on. Where have I taken off my diamonds?
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Yeah. Kyle has no idea the subtext of anything happening in this episode. So, so I was like, well, Garcelle's talking to mom. It's like, so then we go back outside and Garcelle's like, I think for me, my mom being gone, that's right. Of course. Put on a little bit of the victim cloak here so you can't come at me. I miss her so much, and I wish there were things I would have said to her.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
And Reba goes, well, death is final, isn't it? You can't call your mother up and say, da-da-da-da-da-da-da. You can't call up your mother and say, I wish you were proud of me and my stupid little boutique. Congratulations, you sell a camisole somewhere. Wow.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
I've got some northerner making grits out in the kitchen. Doesn't know what he's doing. It's a stressful time for me. And now I got to care about some skort that's being sold in Beverly Hills. So Garcelle is like... She's like, no, no, no. I wish I could. I wish I could say anything. I would give anything to do that. Yes. And so I think, so sudden, I think the sudden come out.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
because now it's got to be noon right so son's like well why why do you say things like that mom she goes to show you more love to show that you've wasted four hours of time that i could could have been giving you the love that you so apparently need and um so she's like ma'am thank you for your time well thank you for wasting it this has been fun
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Cal comes out, what costs a thousand dollars? I want to buy something that costs $1,200.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
I can shop anywhere, even in Reba's backyard.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
I can shop anywhere. It's totally my personality. I know the one place Kyle can't shop though. Kyle by Alien 2. Saddle. I know. Never too late to disc that one.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Well, and also the think back earlier in the episode, she said that the Reba said that she was her dad's favorite, right? So Reba, like she both knows what it's like to be in Sun's position, but she also is now like realizing, like, I think that she, she probably in some ways misses that as well. And is definitely, I do think there's probably some jealousy there. And I think it's probably hard.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
And they're all just getting ready. Kyle comes in. She went out for a jog in the morning. She returns to the house. It's 1118. And Sutton's mother, Reba, is in the kitchen holding a blue watering can, just standing there. And Kyle comes back in and she's like panting. And she's like, And Reba's like, you've been running. She goes, I've been running. I mean, I have a boat.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Like if you are a parent and you see, like, you feel like you do everything for your child and then you see the child, there's just like,
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
has a different bond with the other parent like i actually can imagine that might be difficult i'll never know because i'm not gonna have a kid but like i'll ask my houseplants about it someday my house here's what my houseplants say if you ask them please give me some water please i'm so thirsty
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Yeah, I've got a house plant, Plantasia, and she has some beautiful new blonde highlights courtesy of being ignored. She's like, like money luck. She looks like Tina Turner now.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
But then she's also like, isn't, isn't Reba like taking one of the napkins, one of the nice napkins and like pretending to do like a bullfighting with June Carter. She's like, here you go. Run, run at it, run at it. She's like waving it. And then June just goes nuts. So she's like, oh, I love these. I love these napkins you got son. And then she immediately uses them to use it to torture the dog.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Well, I loved that Garcelle is like, they're all talking about the grits. Like, oh, these grits are good. I guess I should have said cream puff, right? I'm sorry. I just really like cocoa puffs. Cream puffs is the more standard. They could have gone the wrong way by accident.
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The way that you've been tormented in the past.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Calm down. So, um, uh, what I liked about the scene was they're eating this grits. They're all kind of having this small talk moment. Cause that way no one has to talk about anything. Reba's like, And everyone's like, Reba's saying, has anyone had the grits? And Garcelle's like, oh, these grits are good. Kyle, you didn't have any. Because Kyle's clearly probably like moving the grits around.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Because she's like, oh my God, carbs. And Kyle being put on the spot to have grits. I love that in the middle of all this, Garcelle still finds a way to be petty towards Kyle. She's like, I'm going to make you eat those grits on camera. Because if you don't eat those grits, Reba's going to notice now.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Yeah. Didn't we just order grits like last episode at that restaurant and, and the member of that restaurant that she met bows with and three is like, I'll have the grits please. And, um, it's just funny to see that there's like a grits through line happening in Beverly Hills. Oh yeah. Last place I would expect it. Uh, so really interesting observation by me. Guys, let me stop.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Stop the show. They ate grits another episode. I have an announcement. Grits, they're back.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
By the way, I have a bone to pick with your daughter. She told me to go out of the house and make a left and then go to the left on Henry. And there was no Henry.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
I think at this point now, Garcelle has won over Reba. This is the point where Reba realizes that Garcelle, like she, I think that Reba, at least maybe I'm projecting this onto it, there may be no evidence for this, but I think that Reba likes the way Garcelle held her own against her and that Garcelle understands a proper way to make grits.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
And I think that also Reba probably, on a certain level, really adored the way Garcelle humiliated Kyle about the grits just now. She's like, oh, that was good. I like this woman.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
So you know what else is just around the corner? This wooden spoon to your head. So Sutton's like, I want to go back to my childhood home. And she says, she wants to show Kyle and Garcelle where she grew up, you know, cause she loved the house, et cetera. But also like she said, we always had great memories in that house until December 23rd, 2002.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
So this is like, I mean, this is so heavy and it really does feel like, if not a Tennessee Williams play, some other like 20th century American, you know, piece of theater that we're watching unfold right now. So this is crazy. And also two days before Christmas. Oh, it's just so dark.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Oh, horrors, no. She just got like 50% more Southern in that moment. And so Garcelle is like, you don't want to go inside? And she goes, I'm definitely not going, no. Did you not hear me say horrors? So Sutton is basically saying, she now tells us that when her dad shot himself, Reba was home and she was in the kitchen and she knew that he was...
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Like he was on pills and he was on Xanax and he was self-medicating. He was just in a really rough state. And she also knew that there was a loaded gun in the house. So Sutton says that she might have, Sutton says that she personally has some penned up resentment towards her mother about, I guess she's implying that her mother should not have had the loaded gun in the house, et cetera.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
So it's just, it's dark. And you know, Reba carries that with her too. You have to imagine, right? Even though it's not Reba's fault. But you have to imagine she probably thinks about that. It's just all one big psychological morass.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
Thank you. This was really, really yummy. Wasn't it yummy, Kyle? Didn't you enjoy all the grits that you ate? Oh, wait, you still haven't touched them. I'm about to eat them right now. God, stop it.
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But yes, son's like, yeah, I'll give you a full report.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
So then now it's time to switch things up. We're going to go back to Los Angeles. We're in Erica's home, and there are painters there fulfilling Martin Lawrence Ballard's vision. And there's construction. There's things happening. So Erica FaceTimes Dorit, and she's like, there you are.
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And we see headlines again, in case someone has not been watching this show.
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
And so now we see footage of her buying a Porsche and then putting a bow on it and stuff like that.
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Look at this. It's white chocolate, and that's caramel, and these are brownies, and that's some sort of donut hole, and that's some sort of cookie stick, and this thing, I like to call it a tray. They all sit on it. Enjoy!
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#2725 RHOBH S1411 Part One: Reba McEnTerror
You're supposed to dip it first. Come on, Lael. So, her daughter Lael. Is that how you say her name again? Lael? Lael? L-A-E-L? I don't know. I think it's Lael. Lael. So, Lael. Lael. I don't know. But so she sits her down and everything.
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And she talks about how, you know, they are really close because, you know, ever since Bose's husband died, Lyle's been like, it's been the two of them, et cetera. And so, you know, Bose asking her what's going on. And let's talk about, she's got volleyball and friends and stuff.
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It seemed like it was going to go that way. The best part about Reba is that she does have kind of like the most stereotypical Southern drawl. Like it's slow, it's rounded, it's lilting. And so it just makes everything that she's saying seem more evil. Not that if you're evil, if you're from the South or if you have a Southern accent, it's just that like,
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So Lael Shubes is asking like, by the way, how long have you been dating Mr. Keeley? Oh, eight months. And she says, well, cause you told me in December, but I didn't know you were officially dating. And then you told me you were friends and you gave me that eyebrow. Like you sort of like, hmm. Like, so I didn't know exactly what you meant.
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So you were like, so one of my friends is coming over to Ghana. She's like, girl, why are you imitating me like that? That's not how I talk.
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So Bose tells us that Keeley kind of spontaneously showed up in Ghana. And so Bose had to tell her daughter, oh, by the way, there's a guy I've been dating who's coming to see us. And she was like, where? Like here in Ghana? She's like, yeah. So that's pretty intense that Keeley flew all the way across to Ghana.
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So, but she says, things, by the way, are moving for me and for Keely in a way that's surprising for all of us. And as you know, your mom is not a spring chicken. She's a summer chicken. I just invented that. We're going to brand it next. And I was like, okay. You know, at my age, it would be better for us if we wanted to have a child to do it sooner rather than later. How do you feel about that?
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There's only one right answer. And it is great. I love you, mother.
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Take your words and dip it into the chocolate sauce and then the caramel sauce. There you go.
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Do you want me to have a kid because you're afraid I'll be lonely? And she's like, well, I think our bond is changing and not in a bad way, but in an evolving way. And now I want you to share that bond with someone else. What I'm trying to say is you're too much for me, mother. Oh, oh, oh.
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Well, I'm shocked by this response. I didn't even know how she came up to this. There wasn't even a PowerPoint involved. Where is my baby that threw a tantrum when I suggested there would be another sibling? Where has she gone? So she goes, well, what about Keeley? Well, I think I did it backwards. You know, would you accept a baby? Would you accept Keeley? Ha ha ha ha ha. Accept them both.
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Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?
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So she's like, oh, yeah, okay, Wolf. That's great, Mom. Okay. So, TLDR, you don't know how to dip snacks, and you're okay with me having a baby. Got it.
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You know, it's that thing where someone sort of is smiling with a slow Southern accent where you can tell they hate you, but they're being nice to your face. And it's just like the nicer they are, the more lilty their voice becomes, the more evil the undertone is. And her voice is really lilty. So she's like, you know, Kyle, I'm very strong mentally. And I blame that on my father.
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You know, Sutton, Garcelle, and Avi are like just shaking their heads. Kyle comes in and takes the mom's side immediately.
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um this is like a scene out of like forrest gump no it's not so garcelle's it's literally nothing like forrest gump there's just a hill like i don't know it was a hill was there a famous hill scene in forrest gump so garcelle says this is the part of the trip i'm not looking forward to because it's the last place she saw her dad and i don't know what the emotions are going to be like and that scares me
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So then they pull up to this house and there's this like sweet family that's there and everything. And it's this lady and they say hello. And Sun is now getting understandably kind of spooked out and she's getting nervous and she's getting choked up. Like it's pretty intense right off the bat.
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That's all I request. Maureen's like, listen, I just watched This Is Us last night. So don't even worry about tears. They have been flowing for 24 hours.
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I was also his favorite child, so he taught me how to be very strong and independent, something clearly you never learned in your life with your 11 a.m. jogging.
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And I get you quick, bitch. I told this to my friend. I'm not a nurturer. And she laughed. Kyle goes, really? You're not a nurturer? Kyle, really? You're not?
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Well, it turned into brunch. By the way, Avi hates Reba. His disdain, his hatred for Reba is so thinly veiled. Every time they're on screen together, it's uncomfortable. It's kind of amazing.
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And then she looks to her watch as well. And she doesn't have a watch on. She goes, well, I don't have my watch, but my freckles tell me everyone here is running late. It's not my fault. We can't have breakfast.
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So Avi's like, well, okay, would you want to go get dressed and come back? Which is so insulting, by the way. And he's like, which I think he did on purpose. And she's like, why am I getting dressed? Well, we're having a proper brunch. Well, I'm fully dressed right now. As a homosexual, I thought you would have understood the value of good Southern fashion.
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It just keeps looking at the stoop like, please fall. It also makes you realize what Sutton's childhood was like. Because you know the way that Reba combs that dog's hair is the way she would comb Sutton's hair. All right, Sutton, now you lay here. I'm going to make you pretty. I'm just going to comb your hair. Now stop moving so much.
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So Garcelle comes down the staircase, and so she says hi to everyone and everything, and Avi is checking on grits, because he doesn't want to burn them, and they're just making some chit-chat, just general chit-chat about arriving. So anyway, Garcelle... They're still saying hi. Okay. She doesn't want to mess up. She wants to have a conversation with Reba.
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That's basically the gist of this moment.
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Sutton's like, well, she's very interesting, I suppose.
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this really must speak to how tough big kathy was because if kyle is like dealing with reba and be like she's such a sweetheart it's like oh man your baseline is so skewed right now but um uh but also like i would you know reba is much nicer to kyle which is notable she's she's much friendlier she's much more open which has all sorts of layers of implications you know so uh because it's like in some way she can get an advocate out of kyle and then also there's just like it like you know
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of course, she's just going to be nicer to Kyle, like the white, pretty lady who comes in and, you know, Reba's like, oh, hi there. I mean, that's what the internet was pretty much all saying over the past week. Yeah.
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What I do get the sense of is that Reba, over the course of the episode, gets an appreciation of how much of an idiot Kyle is. Because I don't think that Reba likes to deal with idiots. I think she starts to realize that Garcelle is the smart one, and she starts to realize that Kyle is actually the dumb one.
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Yeah. So Kyle, of course, does not pick up on any of this. And she's like, whoa, wow, your mom's so great. And I understand more about her just in the little conversation that I had, which is I think Kyle's way of bragging. Like I made a breakthrough with your mom. And so son's like, well, what did you learn? Oh, well, she had a very tough dad and he taught her to be strong.
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And she told me that she's not a nurturer. And so I was like, she said that you got that out of her. Well, I mean, she's aware of that. Like, you know, and how long was it? By the way, how long was your dad not well for? She's like, well, I noticed it when I was like 25 or 26. But Sutton is the like reeling that her mom just like made a had a moment of self-awareness right in front of Kyle.
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But that like clearly Sutton could never pry out of her own mother.
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Kyle, we know this. Even I knew that, Kyle. And then she's like, what was going on with him? I'm like, Kyle, can't you read between the lines? So Sutton is like, Sutton's like, talks about how he was in a depressive state and they want to put him on drugs. And then he was on sleeping pills. And he just was, he was on those drugs. And Kyle goes,
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No, Kyle. For erectile dysfunction. For erectile dysfunction.
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Jesus. Kyle is so useless in these situations. It's actually kind of hilarious. Like, it actually makes me like Kyle more because she plays the role of Rose Nyland. So then Sutton is like, you know, talks about how he had chronic depression and then he was on pills to regulate everything and we see all these...
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photos and we see young Sutton it's like very like it this is sad to watch right because we know the tragic end and she talks about how he'd be on and off them for years and he would self-medicate with alcohol and talk a lot about like suicidal ideations and but he never went to therapy so he had this disjointed treatment of just like pills but no therapy which is really not a wise you know way to go forward
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Thanks for your toxic positivity. So it just goes, yeah.
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She was just like, yeah. And then we cut to Reba. I mean, this is all fascinating, right? Because we see Reba is this hardened woman who's went through this massive trauma. And like, she's just like, just cold and stoned, ossified and just like locked down. And now she's just mean. And so Reba's like, she's just hectoring Avi about his making the grits. And she's like,
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How many minutes have the grits been in there? An hour? And he's like, could you tell me? I mean, can I take it out? I mean, does that look good to you? I mean, you're the grit screen around here, bitch. And she's like, oh, well, all you're doing is heating up. You do realize that, right? You stupid homosexual idiot.
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I don't know. Well, TBD on him. I also thought he was like a little cheesy, but who knows? Who knows? I mean, the thing is this, it's not such a wild prediction that these like, I think almost every single guy who's come on to these shows to romance is a lady has wind up being scum.
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Excuse me. So then we go over to the Pally house, and Dorit steps out of her SUV, and then... She arrives and then Erica arrives after her. And Erica's like, well, is it just me or do I feel like I'm in a lounge? Like, why do I feel this way? And she's like, I know it does. Dorit has no idea what Erica's talking about. It totally feels like a lounge, even though it's clearly a restaurant.
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That's pretty amazing. And so then the server comes over and Dorit does the classic. I'll do a Belvedere, club soda, short glass, three lemons squeezed in really well. And let's be wild. Carcass in. Ella's whole cup salad. In the drink, please. I'm a new woman now.
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I think she just means wedges. She should articulate that, though, because three whole lemons, you have a different cocktail at that point. At that point, you're just having lemon. You like a lemon, a lemon Belvedere.
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So then Erica's, they toast to Phoenix's ballet. And Dorit's like, so when it comes to the kids, I told you this a million times. And even though I'm so hurt and angry, I can literally compartmentalize my feelings for my children. And Erica goes, well, for the moment, you took the words right out of my mouth.
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But I also like all she says is for the moment. You took the words right out of my mouth.
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Cock is out after all. So Dorit says, when I talk about PK and I getting toxic, he would speak to me in a very aggressive, disrespectful way. And I would do the same, but in a different accent.
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Bathroomama. I don't know what language that's from, but I think it's somewhere vaguely near Tajikistan.
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I don't want to live like that anymore. So she says, I'm not at a place yet where I know I am totally done with him.
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He's such an alcoholic that he... He's just an alcoholic. I don't really have an end to that.
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By the way, speaking of really intense moments, I mean, last night... Oh, yeah, you were on fire last night. You dropped that C word. And we get a flashback to, like, what feels like ten weeks ago on this show, because it was off for three weeks, of Dorit yelling at Camille, You're a total cut fitness to me, and you know why. And then Camille's like...
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Oh, yeah, well, you call me a fucking cut fitness the first night I bought my, um, um, I forget what I bought. Mauricio, can you help me out?
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Yeah. Oh, God, it was so good, you saying the C word. Well, I have been too forgiving for too long, and I allowed people to mistake my kindness for weakness. Oh, I just think they've mistaken your kindness for stupidity, but that's okay.
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Which, by the way, I actually, it's harsh, but I think that Sutton's right. And that creates, that makes Garcelle go, oh. So she, big night for me. I said, damn. I'm sorry, everybody. I left my wow in the trunk. So I've just got a oh today. Does anyone have anything incredulous to say? Because I would love to let out a what? What? No. No.
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I'm like, but also very funny. It's great for us.
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Well, also, you have this inner core of cast members on this show that love to preach about be open and honest. Say how you feel. Stop dancing around the bush or whatever. Beating around the bush. Be honest. And then Sutton's like, all right, I'll be honest. This is how I feel about you right now. And they're like, how could you say that? I'm at the worst part.
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I am at the going through the worst time of my life and you're going to be so unkind to me. So it's like, well, what do you want? Do you want open and honesty or do you want just more of the Beverly Hills bullshit?
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What's that? No, I'm just going to back you up. I think that Erica definitely has mommy issues. She's a little older Southern woman who's always on Erica's ass. That's definitely what Southern is to Erica. Also, by the way, is it better to kick someone when they're at the lowest point in their life, or is it better to kick someone when they're riding high?
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I mean, I guess you shouldn't kick anyone any time. But I think if I'm writing- Oh, please. If you're down, you're already down.
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Well, I mean, also everything that Erica is saying is just it's just a not so subtle way of saying, like, I still want an apology from all you bitches for what you put me through. I mean, we saw her literally talking to her therapist about it. She wants her pizza party. So everything that fuels already, man, she's just building her case.
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Well, you know, she did have a really good season last year and she seems to be doing pretty well this year. So good for her. So Dorit's just saying this has been going on for a year. Like with Sudden, it's been going on forever. Now we have Garcelle and she drives her kids. She's got Oliver. She's got OJ Jr. She's got Jade and his girlfriend, Ash. And they go off to her beach house in Oxnard.
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And we get a bonus tour of the house because it just was not enough last time.
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how's it going?
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Well, so she talks about Oliver. And so as they're eating lunch and everything, and Oliver is feeding food to his kid, doing the whole, like, here comes the airplane. And they're like, oh, God, I love the airplane game. So Garcelle talks about... People wonder why airplanes crash.
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So Garcelle winds up talking about Oliver and like how far he's come. And it was like a really dark place. And she talks about how he's dealt with addiction and that she tells a very sad story about one time he like showed up in her backyard and he was homeless. But his like it was Oliver, but it was not Oliver. He was erratic.
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He was high and he was trying to get into the pool house and she was yelling at him to like get away from the pool house. And she basically wouldn't.
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let him inside because she treated him with tough love and she just like carried so much guilt from that experience and so she's like you know she's like really she feels really lucky as she should feel lucky and grateful that oliver you know got through it she should because it does not always end that well you know what i mean and so to see him doing so well is it's nice you know it's like a touching scene
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How about like O2? Like Oliver the second. Maybe not OJ.
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So she's washing fruit and she's like, mommy, the peaches that you got are so yummy. What artisanal farm stand did you find here in Los Angeles that sold such delicious peaches? She's like, Costco.
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Oh, Costco. PK calls out the Pringles machine place. Okay, got it. Pringles in bulk. I've never seen them get such a big erection. The hot dog yum yum factory. So Bose shows up and they go out to the back and Dorit is like, they sit out there and Bose is talking about how she's like, I love Dorit. Dorit is fashionable. She is bubbly. She's like a nice Thai chili.
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Yeah, it's wild. It's really scary. You know, if you watched yesterday's episodes that we put up, Southern Hospitality and Below Deck Med, you can probably see on the video there were a few times when we were recording where I whipped my head to the right and looked out my window because the wind has been blowing furiously through the city and it's really scary.
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She gives a lot of detail in her stories though. A lot. But I'd like to, Dorit likes to talk and I like to listen.
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That's our rule as like sweet little gay boys is to listen and create a nice environment. And then what we really want to say, we go onto a podcast and then we really unleash there.
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We went to Costco. Okay, that's more like it. What'd you find there? Did you get any socks? We did. All right. Kirkland, right? Yes. Oh, good. More details. More details. There was a backup in aisle four. Oh, goodness. What kind of box did you pile your groceries in? One of the weird apple juice boxes things that only hold three things? Or one of those tall egg boxes? Come on.
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Tell me every single detail.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
So they go up back and Dorit's like, if I look back, it's to make sure the doors are closed. And I was like, oh, wow, that PTSD is really, it really is haunting her. She goes, because, you know, I haven't told my children about the situation. I'm like, oh, OK. So she's like, Bose is like, girl, we got to talk about all of that. She goes, well, you know, PK and I, we had a fight.
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four-hour therapy session on Monday. I mean, most of it was him trying to park the car and then scouring the office building for a vending machine. And after three hours, he did somehow come in with a Mars bar. But, you know, that still counts as a four-hour therapy session in my book.
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That's the first time I've heard it. Oh my god, how did we get here? Yes, exactly. No, I'm trying to remember. How did I actually drive to your house? Was it the 101 or was it the 405? Just need all these details.
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And obviously it has fueled these horrific fires forest fires or just fires, wildfires. The sky is orange and black. The city is on edge. It's really, really, really scary. I'm just, you know, I feel so terrible for all the people and animals and pets and everyone who's been displaced and lost their homes and their businesses. It's really terrible. I'm really happy that your place is okay.
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What's even the point of that mode? So Dorit's like, I just feel blindsided. Boom! There's a bomb. A bomb that blindsided me. I was walking and there it was. A bomb. A bomb that, well, actually, it wasn't so much a blindside because we'd already separated and we were on the path to divorce. And so it's more like I saw the bomb and I stepped on it and I was like, oh, a bomb.
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But either way, we were so amicable a few weeks ago when he said he didn't want to talk to me anymore. The whiplash is just so hard to take.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
But we're going to battle. And I believe PK is going to be crafty and he's going to be vicious. So she does have to get all her ducks in a row.
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Yeah, it's not even just the money. A lot of times it's honestly just a power play. I think that, like, I don't know. I wouldn't trust PK for one second, and she needs to lawyer up. Lawyer up. Yes.
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Girl, that was a lot. And we see a flashback to that and Camille saying, They have to wait for hours for you to show up at events. For two hours because you're not coming to the events. Because instead of coming to the events, you're taking photo shoots. Photo shoots. I'm trying to say that you put them on hold. You put them on hold. It's so upsetting. And Tariq goes, who's them?
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She goes, your friends, people, your other DDs. I have my DD. You have your DDs. You make all your DDs wait.
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Yeah, that's exactly. Because Camille has been dirty to Kyle, too. And Kyle's like, that's enough, Camille. Or she'll pretend like she hates Camille. And then she always invites Camille when she needs Camille to humiliate someone for her.
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Quince has all the must-haves, like Mongolian cashmere crewneck sweaters from $50, iconic 100% leather jackets, and versatile flow-knit activewear.
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I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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But gosh, it was really surreal watching this episode of Beverly Hills last night. like watching it opens up with bows sitting on the beach and it looks like Malibu or somewhere, but like while watching that while simultaneously on the news, that beach is on fire or like that highway, the street, the houses, they were on fire. It was really, really surreal.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
So Dorita's like, yes, well, not only did she invite Camille, but she deliberately didn't tell me she was going to be there. And Bo's like, oh, no. So, you know, there's a lot of things in the past I kept my mouth closed about. A lot of things that bothered me. It's those things that have brought me here to where I am.
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stab you with it you know and she's like oh my god this is just disgusting did you watch this show yeah you're the one who comes from corporate America this should be just like nothing for you so yeah she's like stick a knife in one When someone's down, that's the kind of person Saturn is.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
And Bose is like, well, that's the hard part of friendship and being vulnerable, you know, because on one hand, if she says, hey, look, I'm here for you. I want to help you any way possible. Then you open up and you're vulnerable and you tell her things and then she takes them and weaponizes them and stabs you in the back. That shit is terrible.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Yes, exactly. That's a much friendlier way to say what Sutton said. But Dorit's just in a place where she is just going to get set off by everything.
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My fashion designers plane was late.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Yeah. So we now hear Trixie Monaco, who's like, they thought they claw like animals, eat out your heart like cannibals. At one point I had my valuables and they never look like me. What?
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It's crazy. But it's the perfect way. It's not for everybody. No. It's the perfect way, though, to set up the return of Martin Lawrence Ballard here on Bravo Television. Martin Lawrence Ballard, who we know and love from Million Dollar Decorators, which was a wonderful show on Bravo that was gone too soon.
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So he has come over to Erica's house for a consult because she wants to turn this tiny little hobble
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Um, but, uh, you know, and I also hope that like, you know, our cast members on this show are okay and everything. Um, I mean, as well as everyone else, just cause they're, you know, they're still humans. Um, but it's, uh, Yeah, it's wild. It's really, really scary. I hope people are listeners who are impacted by it. I hope that they're OK, too.
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So she goes, I must tell you, I am a fan of your work. And she talks about how he's done all these famous people's houses like Sharon Pink and Khloe Kardashian. And he's like, well, I brought you my book.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
It looks great. He's so good. So he's like, well, obviously later with good taste. And she says, well, I think so. And you know what? I lost a lot of place, meaning I lost a lot.
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You know, I was so depressed here in this perfectly reasonably sized three-bedroom house with a pool and a cabana.
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I mean, honestly, this severe weather is this extreme weather is a real problem. You know, it's wildfires today. It's flooding in North Carolina a few months ago. Like it's it's an issue in Texas. Yeah, Texas, too.
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What are you talking about? It was so stuck in like 1947. I mean, it was beautiful in its own way, but like, especially given what her whole persona is, I mean, it never really made sense how she was like Erika Jayne and then she'd go home and be like prim and proper. So it's just funny that she's kind of like pining for the days of that mansion and its vibe. Yes.
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Their house brand 365 by Whole Foods Market has tons of wellness essentials at daily low prices. For example, high quality supplements and delicious smoothie ingredients like almond milk and organic frozen fruit blends, plus a rainbow of organic produce like green beans, cherry tomatoes, easy to prepare, bags out. I mean, the list just goes on and on.
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It smells of small and poor. So hold on one moment. So he starts spritzing, which I think is good that he's spritzing instead of burning sage. Sorry, I'm trying to get rid of the dirty. I feel like I heard something, and this is totally unverified.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
I heard that because of so many, like, raised lily types that are smudging with sage that don't really know what they're doing, there's actually, like, a sage shortage. And that people who... You know, sage smudging is basically appropriated from, like, indigenous ceremonies.
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And people who actually use it with, like, any meaning basically are, like... They actually have shortages of sage because of...
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idiots so if this is true it could all be false by the way this i could have just repeated something totally unverified but if it's true good for martin ballard for martin lawrence for ballard for spritzing the air instead of saging it that's how you build this is for you indigenous now that that is our first step towards countering extreme weather.
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You know, I'm reminded how shitty my life was here in famed affluent neighborhood Hancock Park. No, no. God, it's been hard.
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Wow. Did somebody have a burrito last night?
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This extreme weather is a problem. And for people who are looking the other way or who are just like, oh, whatever, you have to look at the signs. They're there. I mean, be biblical about it and see what's happening. No thanks.
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and he's like like that you can really step all change girl and i emphasize the balls well okay let's go outside okay here we have a cabana i know it's embarrassing um can we wrap this up i'm about to head to the soup kitchen for lunch he's like oh wow look at this Okay, so you've got some turquoise tile on the floor.
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So we're going to whip this up and it'll be great.
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You do pay back your vendors, don't you? Of course I do.
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By the way, I looked up the sage thing, and there is a headline that says, the current popularity of white sage is causing its extinction on the border of Mexico and the United States.
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My old apartment building was called Sutton Place. Oh, there you go. So maybe you're picking up on that. So Sutton is like, y'all, I am kind of psyched tonight. I'm going to the Viper Room for the first time ever. And they're like, girl, wait, this is your first time? I'm shocked, girl. She's like, yeah, I know. I'm kind of like a real Angelina now.
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The point is this more over there. Let's let's let's like let's not dismantle the EPA. How about that? Because things are fucked. Things are really, really fucked and people are losing their lives and their homes. And, you know, we have to pay attention to this shit.
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I know. Sutton and the Viper Room, two concepts that don't really work well together. Then Garcelle's getting glam done, and... She's saying, well, Erica's being honored by the GLAAD Association. That's the Viper Room. Isn't it owned by Johnny Depp? And they're like, I think so. You know, it's funny. I was in Miami at a club. And yeah, I met out with Johnny. Isn't that crazy?
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So what global superstars have you guys hooked up with?
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understanding her place finally she's really leaning in so then Erica is talking she's talking to Laya about like her look and then her phone rings and she goes oh my god it's Dorit okay hey Dorit what's going on oh your hair is in a towel wrap also twinsies yes yes we're twinsies how are you honey I'm only asking this because I want to talk about me now can we talk about me
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So then we have a flashback to Erica doing like a walkthrough at the Viper Room with Jaden, who's like part of Posse Pride Party. And Mike is like, obviously, this is our single release moment, not a performance, obviously. I'm like, is that so obvious? You guys are at like a club and there's a stage and there's like Mike and she'll be getting up on it.
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I literally thought when you said for Domino's, I was like, is Domino's Pizza sponsoring this single? I didn't realize the single was called Domino's.
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I don't think so. So Erica's like, all right, well, how are you doing? She's like, well, I'm sort of putting one foot in front of the other, walking. Have you ever considered it before?
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You know, the other day PK said he was putting one foot in front of the other, but he had attached Pringles cans to them and said, look at me, I could be in the circus. I'm on the stilts. And then he fell over. Luckily, he had a giant bowl of popcorn there to break his fall.
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Clearly, some producer is like, OK, well, Kyle told Garcelle and Garcelle told Sutton. But for some reason, we have not been able to close the loop on this gossip yet. So we're just going to tell Dorit and she can ask around.
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Well, you know, I don't know if they're talking right now. I mean, I wouldn't put it past PK. He's the type of person who's going to want to know as much detail about my life that he can get. Even though I know zip, zilch, zero, nada, nyet, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, bagagio, lasagna, potato, Toyota Camry.
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well asked about me nope never mentioned you I don't I don't I think he has an ulterior motive I don't think it's just memes and if it is just memes that it's just laying the groundwork to start getting like you know more like exclusive banter from get stuff out of Kyle I think it's totally totally not innocent no no I don't think it's innocent either I just don't think PK gives a fuck because he's so checked out you know
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By the way, how have we never noticed, you know, Ronnie, we talk a lot about how Kyle copies Lisa Vanderpump from Tiny Horses to Swings to Loving Dogs. How have we not noticed that she's even copied Lisa Vanderpump in being closer with PK than she is with Dorit? That's true. She fully copied that move.
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By the way, it's such a brilliant shot because they just hold back. They hold back like wide as she goes around the corner. And then you hear her go, ah! And then she comes right back into shot. She sparkles, sparkles. Oh, you're so sparkly and sparkly. And she goes, well, I never sparkle. We are so in sync. You look gorgeous.
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So they go to, now we go to the Viper room and people are at the step and repeat. And Kyle shows up with Kesha of all people. And Kyle's like, um, yeah, Kesha and I met on Instagram and she was following me. And then we DM'd each other and now she's here with me tonight. So yeah. So yeah, Kesha is a musician and we're friends. Let the rumors begin.
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So they're doing like a step and repeat and then Sutton and Jennifer Tilly are riding along and Sutton's like, I'm a bit nervous. She's like, bye. She goes like, hmm, well, you know, Bo said to everyone, Sutton, I think you're a weaponizing situation in life right now.
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Yeah, seriously. So more step and repeat and people walking in and Garcelle is like, well, I've been to the Viper Room years and years and years ago. Listen, it's a very it's iconic on the Sunset Boulevard. It's very rock and roll. And I think it'll be a fun night because when you go to a rock and roll venue.
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Luckily it was a great episode of Beverly Hills.
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Don't you always want to go with people like Kyle Richards and Sutton Strack and Dorit Kemsley? Rock and roll.
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I love her. She just has, like, she just has such. She went to the Viper Room to play high stakes poker. What? So. She was playing illegal poker in the back room. And she's like, oh, it's a club.
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never actually went there and there was a club going on so Kyle's like well we all know I'm from this town Beverly Hills but I actually never made it to the Viper Room yeah but I made it to every other club in town don't you know like I practically lived at Bar One The Gate Roxbury The Agency I hit them all
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Is there a world in which Kyle, when she's talking about all the clubs she went to, she was just talking about Peter Thomas's bar one. Yeah.
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She's Loki. Peter Thomas Stan. She's visiting him in jail.
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Well, it's fun to be at a club. It's so good. I love it, says Jennifer Tilly. And now people are there. Bose shows up and a lot of, oh, hi, hi, hi. And then Kyle gets her finger stuck in Bose's bracelet. And it's funny. And then Jennifer is like, is that a bracelet or is that a weapon? And Sun Sun's like, are you weaponizing? What? We can laugh about this.
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Now, by the way, I'm really mad at you, but we can laugh about it right now, even though I'm raging.
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Sutton doesn't want to strike first. I promise you that. It's the worst decision to make in strategy against me.
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so listen i have to chat with you bows when we were having our discussion at kyle's party i didn't like the word weaponized oh you didn't like that word i didn't well the reason why i use the word weaponized is that when i say that i mean that you have taken something and fashioned it to hurt somebody else but it wasn't to hurt her but it did i mean i felt it i think most people felt it she goes but she's going through a divorce i mean i have to kick her when she's down that's just part of the that's just part of the plan
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But I'm learning and I, you know, I do have a wide vocabulary. Yes, you do. And I think you are super smart with it, which actually makes you dangerous. Look at you being the one who's weaponized now. Damn it. She just, she's so good.
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Oh, well, I am not dangerous. Will I call the cops on people? Perhaps. But I'm not dangerous, generally speaking. You are dangerous. So then Kyle's like, hey, everyone, this is Kesha. She's famous. Yeah, she's singing a song called TikTok. She kind of invented that whole platform. Yeah, she's the original TikToker. Come on, everyone. I'm friends with the famous person. So, yeah.
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It's so cute watching Jennifer Tilly, who's an Oscar nominee, who owns part of the Simpsons, who's also like a high stakes poker player, is just like effortlessly amazing, fanning out over Kesha. She's standing there with a smile on her face like, here is Kesha. It's pop sensation Kesha. This is so exciting. Like it's so, I love her so much.
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So then Marley and Jaden go on the stage and they're like, welcome to Posse Pride. Are you ready to party? Are you ready to watch someone stand a little bit higher than you while you all listen to the same song? Because that's about to happen. And if you heard, then Jaden's like, if you heard our pop icon Miss Erika Jayne has a new single.
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so it was just so strange like I know about like you know single release parties and everything but it was weird that she like normally you would think that she would like get off the stage and let people listen but she's just up there like alright come on everybody come on alright I'm like why don't you just sing you're on the stage you're holding the mic you're in front of the audience sing the song yeah and she's like you know I love when she talks like she's Meryl Streep returning to Broadway she's like you know I've never taken the stage for granted
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okay lady wording mouthing words at the viper room on an off night i know literally taking it for granted i've never taken it for granted certainly have to go into the hardest time in my life but i'm an artist an artist who refuses to change her style or look or music in 10 years
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and so they're like wow that was great so Dorit's like it's so nice seeing Erica on that stage not singing her song after coming back from such a dark dark place known as the bathroom here it's very poorly lit it gives me a sense of inspiration to see that Erica can still press play on an iPod after going through what she's gone through really really something
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There is light at the end of the tunnel and it's a little, it's a bit of a sad light, but it is light all the same.
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And I said, that's not light. That's just whipped cream you got on your eyelids. But it's like whipped cream, babe. So Kyle is like laughing about how like, we got the bad girls and the sparkles. And because half the girls are in sparkles and half are in leather. And it's like funny. And then Dorit is like, I'm Kyle, Kyle.
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PK is in a very unpredictable state of mind, being that he's a severe alcoholic, doing alcoholic things. He doesn't join Alcoholics Anonymous, he's joined Alcoholics Let's Do This. And I'm on a real high alert, because when he's like this, I don't know what the hell he can do.
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But still, even now, I mean, have I gotten a meme from him in a while? Maybe within the last week. Kyle, just because you're saying it slower does not mean it makes it any better. Maybe in the last week I got maybe a meme. A meme in like, is Dorit planning on doing something with litigation? I don't know. Something like that. I don't know. It's pretty light stuff. Yeah.
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Yeah, obviously she's a girl's girl. Everyone knows that about Kyle Richards. But, you know, we were not getting along. We're separated. We're not getting along, Kyle. Well, PK is not telling me that, like that you guys aren't getting along. Like, I didn't know that. You don't have to know anything.
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You just have to know that your girlfriend is getting a divorce and you're still texting with the ex. What are you talking about?
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But also, Kyle can't have it both ways. She can't go on to the reunion and say, I mean, we don't really have much of a friendship. I think I've had, like, we had dinner with them, like, once or twice. But then this season, it's like, well, we send memes and we were just, like, close like that. But that's okay. Isn't it funny? I'm closer with PK than I am with Doreen.
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So, like, you clearly have enough of a friendship that you're sending memes. Like, I don't just, like, send memes to an acquaintance, right? So she just, she's caught in all her lies, right? Yeah.
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And she's like, well, loss of communication. And when you have two small children, one of whom is a future ballet star, and you're separated and you're trying to shield them. And then she's like, well, you can't shield the children forever.
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Well, I think you insulted her and made her feel low at Kyle's party. And then we see the whole you're angry at your life thing. And Sutton's like, well, her life is bad and she's angry. And I've been there and I was defending her by reminding her how shitty her life is. It's probably her own fault. Dorit's like, how am I supposed to believe that? It doesn't matter, Dorit.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. It's a big feisty episode. So we are seeing things around the city and then some. We're at Garcelle's house and Garcelle is like marveling that her son James.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
I didn't say I want to be the first person that you call. I said, if you call, I will be there for you at a certain time. Maybe I won't take your call, but at some point I'll have Avi send you over a cookie or something and I'll be like, I'm here for you. That's all I said. But why would I call the person?
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Then forget it. Then forget it. Then I won't be there for you. Forget it.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Um, so, so I was like, well, here's to cordiality because we are not friends. I got it. She's like, um, can we go back for a minute then? Because I was kind of having a scene and I wasn't in this episode at all. And I got my lips done for this scene. So come on. Um, can we just like finish up on what we were saying? And says, yes, yes. Yeah. Go talk to your friend. Go talk to her.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Go talk to Kyle, your real friend.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
yeah but she always laughed about it before like you know we were always like laughed about it you know like me and pk sending memes to each other well yeah before she was breaking up with k kyle what the fuck use some common sense so garcelle's like would you have a problem if your man texted you while getting a divorce um and erica goes i've never done that i've never done it i've
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Well, if it bothers you, even the memes, I don't even, I don't need to do that. She's like saying it like, okay, if you're going to be like the irrational crazy person here, if you're so sensitive, then I'll stop. And Kyle's like, where did this come from? We already made up, and I felt really good about our friendship, and now she has to go dig this up so she can have something?
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Are you kidding me, Dorit? She's not doing it so she can have something. She's doing this because she suspects, accurately, that you're talking to PK, and the fact that you guys have made up, and that you still don't see the issues with crossing those boundaries, and not, like, shutting up, and, like, you have to, do you really need to send memes to PK?
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Aren't there other people you can send memes to, Kyle? Really? Why are you acting like Dorit is the crazy one in this situation?
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
So Dorit is like... Clearly, even if you and I were in a bad place, just the fact that you text him, feel uncomfortable to text him is crazy. And she's like, well, I would expect people to text Mo and me when we got separated. Oh, come on, Kyle. Come on. I want someone to come out of the woodwork. Someone who texted Mauricio and see how Kyle iced them out. Absolutely not.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
By the way, let's also not forget that Dorit said like one thing at a reunion, slightly in defense of Kathy Hilton, like took up on Kathy's side just in the slightest way and Kyle stopped talking to her for like six to nine months and then downgraded their friendship eternally. And now she's acting like, oh yeah, if anyone were to text Mo, like I would fully expect that.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
I apologize. And I said to you, I will not talk to him again. What more do you fucking want from you? From me?
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
And that was the end of the episode because we hear then like, we hear a glass break and then it says to be continued. So what will happen? Love the way that Dorit stood up to Kyle. Didn't take any of her bullshit. Did not, was not like, okay, I understand, but please going forward, stop. You know, she just was like, you're being a bad fucking friend. And I liked that everyone told Kyle too.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
And I love the way that Kyle tried to worm out of it and totally failed at it. It's a failing season for Kyle.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Yeah. She's like, you know, when I started, there was Iman, there's Beverly Johnson and Naomi Campbell. And he's like, I don't know these people. I was like, okay, you know what, sir? You can leave the room now. You can leave. Okay. Get out of here. You don't know Naomi Campbell? She's an active model. I mean, I think they all are, but she's still like modeling a lot.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
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Have a heck of a time with Rebecca. She sure is swell. It's Raquel.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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It's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley. Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
She's the Queen Bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
yeah yeah um they wish iman naomi they wish so yeah she didn't mention uba either so she's gonna be in some trouble so then we go to dorit's house and jagger is that she's watching jagger uh she's with jagger watching phoenix and phoenix is doing a little ballet um a little ballet performance and jack is like If I tried spinning like that, I would be throwing up right now.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Better try sleeping with your father. Oh, sorry, I'm just in a raw state right now.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
God damn ingrates on this show. Uneducated people. Uneducated, uneducated youth. So then we go to Sutton's house and Sutton's like, hey, Ovs, can you come help me? This closet needs a lot of help. And he just like arrives around the corner very seriously. And I think it's like, there's like a lightning strike. She's like, wow, you're like a character out of a scary movie.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
How'd you get here so fast? He's like, I was around the corner.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Yeah. Thank you. So that's a good goal. So then they. Thank you. Thank you for the valley. Yeah. Your feelings are valid, Ronnie. So. Thank you. So then they go, they sit at this like beach set up. And Boaz is saying that they've been dating for several months and they're popping up with some champagne and there's some charcoal.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
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cootery and there's roses and she's like he is thoughtful and kind and romantic I like the weight of him like he's a man a man a man I invented man by the way people think it was Adam invented Eve no I invented Adam I'm copyrighted man he's a man
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
You were a man, a man-man in that moment. Yeah, I'm a Chipotle date, but still. So Bose is saying that Keeley and I are in a long distance relationship. He lives in San Diego and I live in Los Angeles. And then he pops up with some champagne and she's like, so we have to spice things up by talking every single day, multiple times a day, specifically about spicy things.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
I'll call him up and I'll say jalapeno and he'll say serrano and I'll say goodbye. And then five minutes later I'll say ghost pepper and he'll say Carolina Reaper and I'll say goodbye. Keep it spicy.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
He's like, yeah, yeah. Well, now here's a question. One of the things I want to make sure of is that we stay aligned. What would you like from a relationship? Oh, gosh, it's a hard question, you know? I mean, let me think. Like an Anaheim chili pepper? Not that spicy, so maybe not that. Okay.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
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honest but he did he didn't lie to you about the cheating so he's at least got a 50 scorecard going on do you have his number uh you know i mean it was a disaster liar cheater name it he got it so um she says remember on our serrano pepper no he didn't have that he did not have that all right name something else let's keep playing he had a red bell pepper which was the exact opposite of what i wanted
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
So remember Keeley on our first call when you said to me you didn't want any pretense? If you want to call me, call me. I appreciated that. You wanted a level of honesty that I didn't feel that other people would necessarily say out loud. And he's like, and vice versa, babe. And if I knew something wasn't going to work, I have no problem being a friend. And that's it. And just keep it moving.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Yeah, she does. I mean, she is from corporate America and the data is really big over there. So, you know, then they start talking about like marriage because she's like saying, are you do you ever consider that you are dating for marriage? And he's like, yeah, that's the only reason why I date. Um, you know, and she's, so they're just talking about that sort of stuff.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
And then he gives her a raspberry and she's like, was that to shut me up? Cause it was not a spicy raspberry. And he's like, no, it just looked like you wanted a raspberry. You had kind of a raspberry forward look on your face at that moment.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Right. New Molly. Yes. Okay.
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They're really into casting. Listen, if you're going to make a splash on the Southern Charm or Southern Hospitality, you better have two L's in your name. Okay?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Party, party, party. Oh my God. Biggest party happening. And so Michaels is like, okay, what's going on TJ and Molly? Are you good? Let me know if you need anything. Okay. Wow. He is so good at this job. Like he is just like, he's going to win the hospitality awards. He's going to go to law prom and be prom king. Yeah. He's not even going to law school. He's so good.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Be taller and hotter, Molly.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
yeah it's been like janky like l oh fucking l am i right and so then um they had a sign by the way that said something like have like bubbles bubbles and something they spelled bubbles like i don't know what there was like an a in there i don't know but um burbles babies
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
the sign says says babies burbles baby is that what oh burbles babies sorry burbles babies yeah bourbon bubble and maddie explains maddie explains her methodology of what she wants to do she goes the sign says bubbles on it so i want to drop the bubbles you follow
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
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Like, oh, fucking hell. I have an artistic vision. There's going to be bubbles on the sign, like bubbles on the table. Like, why don't you fucking get anyone? Don't worry, Maddie. We're going to be on top of it. Oh, my God. You're so fucking good, Michael's. I was so mad.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Oh, she probably went back to Tulum. So then we see Maddie and Michaels hanging out. It's really hard to say Michaels when his name is spelled Mickels.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Yeah. on her twitter it's her twitter twitter a lot of her social media is mishcom yeah so uh michaels fixes the bubble maker like oh my god it's like he basically closed like the little door that keeps this open and they're like oh my god so good he's so good yes he's like next time guys slide the door open okay how are you guys sober and you don't use your brain
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Also, what brain are we talking about? So then Brad's like, hey, where's the lighter? And I'm like, table four. And so then it's like more club time and everything.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
We – We could see that Tommy Bahama walking in and that like Bass Pro Shop hat turned backwards. Yeah. So Joe asked for something at the bar and Molly gives something to Joe and TJ goes, thanks for serving him because I'm not fucking serving him. You know, for about four months now, Joe and I haven't spoken at all. I mean, I've gone over and vacuumed his floors, but I mean, who wouldn't?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
But either way, we don't talk. Yeah.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
yeah next time we go on that show we'll be like jeff you need to have the southern hospitality people on because watch what happens has taken back the reigns as being like i know i was so sad for him i was like oh jeff it was such a fun glorious career now it's over good run you really up jeff you really really up joe it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial
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It feels nice to give my home a little TLC after all that chaos and hubbub of December.
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You see one of those cartoon clouds where you just see hands and boots coming out.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And then her hair, her wig's over on the side. So then four months ago at the Southern Hospitality reunion, did you sleep with Luann? And TJ's like, I think you should be honest. I was like, are we? Is this going to be the cornerstone of the feud?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Um, Joe definitely hooked up with Luann. TJ is so mad. TJ, you're a gay. This should be the proudest moment of your life. Your best friend hooked up with Countess Luann. You should be so grateful to be linked to that.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Maddie's like, Joe hooking up with Luann is so iconic. And Grace Lilly. Grace Lilly's like, Luann is such a badass. I mean, who wouldn't want to fuck a cartoon from Family Guy? No, Grace Lilly, that's not the Luann. Oh, I don't know who Luann is then.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
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No, that's Leigh-Anne rhymes. That's different.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I forgot about the Danielle part. I forgot that this was actually a triangle. So TJ is mad that Joe got himself in a triangle with Danielle Oliveira from Summer House and Countess Luanne from Roni, which is truly the funniest love triangle we've seen on Bravo in some time, if not the funniest we've ever seen. It's a pretty awkward love triangle. It's weird.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And the fact that it's actually having an impact on this show where you would think they would have no idea who Candace Luan is and maybe not CEO and founder Danielle. I don't it's it's it's amazing.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Danielle's like, why isn't page six writing about my love triangle with Joe Bradley and the balloon guy? So TJ's like, I'm not saying what I did was right. However, this still, that still is no excuse for the nasty messages that Joe sent me. And then we see text messages from Joey Marbles. And it's like, oh, I hope you enjoyed your moment. Hope it was worth our friendship.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
You're a supporting character. And then he sends like a rat emoji.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I'm never going to make you nanny's chicken parmesan.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I was like, I don't need to watch any more of this episode to know it's one of the best things that I'll see this entire year.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I didn't even know I was leaning. He's so good. So Molly's like, we got in trouble. I know. He's kind of hot. I kind of got excited. She's like, okay, calm down.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I know. And then Michaels and Emmy are at Pilates and they're working out. And the instructor is like, is that floor tight? Okay, slowly send the carriage out as far as you can. And then give me three more each. And Michaels is like, three. And the instructor is like, yes, three. Oh my God, he is so good. Wow. Wow, he's so good at this.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
It's like, did Grace Lilly write this? This sounds like a Grace Lilly jam. I'm pretty sure it is.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
You know, last summer, we definitely had some doubters about our relationship and we see flashbacks of last year. Everyone's saying like, yeah, he made out, he made out with someone. And she's like, uh-uh. But now everything is good. So she orders a mocktail and then we find out, Will's like, you've been a mocktail queen. She's like, yeah, it's been over eight months.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I don't even think about it anymore. I don't crave a drink ever. So her whole thing is that she stopped drinking and now she's doing the Kyle Richards working out like crazy thing.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I'm totally not insecure about my relationship whatsoever. I'm not channeling all my emotions and rage into working out. This is totally a healthy habit that I picked up. Totally, totally, totally.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Hey, should we wake up early in the morning, jump in the ocean? He's like, I'm too busy. I have like so much work at my dad's law firm. And I'm just like, I'm working like nine to five. What a way to make a living. Am I right? I don't get that. So then we'll like the first year of law school has like been probably like one of the hardest things I've ever done in my life.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Like, do you know how awkward it is when you try to ring up someone's tap and they're like, what are you doing? You're in class. I'm like, yeah, I keep forgetting. I'm not at a bar. It's so strange. They don't like me there.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I love how successful you were with your first year of law school. And I love being so accomplished and like being in a place I never thought we'd be. And like law prom, the best night of our lives. I'm just, I'm like so much more in tune with everything. Like, give me guests, give me guests, give me guests. You love me, you love me, you love me. Oh God. Okay. Okay. He still loves me. Okay.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So TJ sits at a chair by a pool and FaceTimes Mia and she's like, oh my God, Pookie, hey, what's up? She's like, I'm so excited to see you. I am like completely booked. Sort of like your love life. Just kidding, exact opposite. Oh, well, it's only gonna be three more weeks. So we find out that she has moved back to Trinidad and Tobago to basically – she's running for Miss World.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And so she's doing the pageant life thing down there.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
They're saying, unfortunately, that like the like fashion is embracing skinny, like skinniness again, because honestly of that. Well, the article I read says because of a Zempic culture that people are like, like down for skinny again, because before it was like, no, like, you know, embrace curves, yada, yada, yada. But now people are like skinny again, which I think actually misses the point.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I think of taking Ozempic probably, but either way. So it looks like, if anything, it looks like this might be another indicator of where things are going.
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I know. I'm so glad they're still together.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Yeah, I've heard that. He's just like, I don't think she's my person. Yeah. And like now that she's sober, she's like not fun anymore. Yeah. And the people he's telling that have like the loudest mouth. I know. Like, yeah. She's like, I found out about it the next day. People were in my phone telling me like, oh, my God, Will has gone crazy.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
he rides up on a vacuum to tattletales um so uh yeah because mia's like you know i did that last year and it was a big i was a big bad wolf for meddling in their relationship and so we see flashbacks of like them getting mad at mia for trying to step in and fix the situation
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Trixie didn't even bother trying to rhyme. Not this time. So Derby, her dog is there and Maddie comes over and she's like, oh my God, can I just like walk in? Hello, fucking hell. It's like, hi.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
where's my best friend at so they say hi and everything and maddie sees an envelope that says taxes on it and like things like work expenses she's like oh my god grace lily what are these like work expenses like what work like what are even taxes am i right Chuck, what do you mean? I don't work.
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And we see her modeling, doing the Grace Lilly thing. And Grace Lilly's like, there's never any knowing of where Grace Lilly will jet off to. And I'm going to rock with it. Some days, I'm going to jet off to downtown Charleston. And some days, I'm going to jet off.
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Yeah. And then after I saw Bob Marley, I saw Bob Uecker. And I was like, hey, Bob, glad to see you're still playing baseball. And then he was like, what are you talking about? I said, I don't know. I don't even know how I know who you are. And then next, next I saw Jesus. And Jesus said, Hey, did you see Bob Bucher? I said, yeah, who is that guy?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
He said, I don't know, but he plays baseball and was on Mr. Belvedere. And I said, that's awesome. Can I go back to Bob Marley now? And Jesus said, no, no, you can't.
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Maddie's like, oh, shit, maybe I need ayahuasca. Maybe you do, girl.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I know. How has she not done it yet, by the way? You were in Tulum with Oisin. How have you not done ayahuasca? Hi, girl. How's your sex life with Joe, by the way? Jesus wants to know. And she's like, oh, yeah. By the way, America, yes, I am dating Jill Bradley.
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Yeah, I wasn't into Joe until I realized he was famous enough to be in a love triangle that made it to page six. I thought, you know what? I could do this. So here I am.
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So we see a flashback of them lying in bed, interlocking fingers, and she's like, So it was a risk that totally has been worth it. I was like, what is the risk in sleeping with Joe Bradley? Like there's, you're not even barely even working at this place anymore. So Grace Lilly's like, you guys are totally all over each other, like sucking each other's faces down like slurpees.
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By the way, Bob Marley said, stop doing that. It's kind of gross. Kind of ruined the job vibe.
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I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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So then we go to TJ. He's cooking some bacon for himself. And Bradley comes in and he's like, hey, you didn't leave the key under the mat for me. You know I like that. Oh, just come on right in here, Bradley. And he's like, oh, I brought you some wine. Well, I just ate some breakfast. It's 2 p.m. Yeah, I know. Wild night for me and my boyfriend, Mr. Invisible.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
That's not supposed to be part of the AI. She says, the dating scene in Charleston is horrendous. There's like one gay bar and like in the South, I just feel like everyone is still afraid to be who you are. And honestly, I haven't gone on a date in like two years. I'm like, well, maybe it's more about you than this gay bar in Charleston.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
No, but that's why I got so excited when there's an option like this whole Michaels thing. I told you about that story, right? Remember? Anyone? Is anyone listening to me? Who am I telling the story to? Oh, the vacuum. Hey, vacuum. Remember the story about Michaels?
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Why does it go back to its dock so quickly? It just left the dock. The vacuum's like, I think it's pretty clean in here. I'm going to go back to the dock. Good night.
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Yeah. So TJ says, well, Bradley, a couple months ago I got drunk one night and I kissed, I kissed Michaels and I thought, well, I didn't really kiss him. I just took out my dust buster. I was just trying to get something off of his tie and I got onto his lips and that's kind of counts like a kiss. Anyway, I just, I felt bad because he like Uber me home and then I just got out.
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Also, I don't think I could date a 21-year-old. I'm like 23. It's like that age gap. It's like it's insurmountable, right?
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So a few weeks ago, Michaels asked me if I wanted to get dinner, but we started talking about like, oh, he started saying like, oh, I have class tomorrow. And I'm like, he has class tomorrow. He's in college. Education's frowned upon at Republic.
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We saw what happened with Will.
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Hi. What's going on? I am so excited to talk some Southern hospitality. The premiere blew me away. I did not think it would be nearly as funny as it was. It was great. Loved it. So excited to tear it down.
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And then we see flash to last night as Joe grabs Maddie's shoulders. They pass each other working at Republic and they smile at each other. You know, it's just like crazy to me that someone that has so much self-control and discipline, sober for 10 years, chooses to be with a person similar to Trevor, like going out and drinking and cheating. Joe's a cheater.
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Joe's cheated on every relationship he's ever been in. I was like, okay. This is a bridge too far. Just because she's been sober doesn't mean that she can't get with Joe Bradley.
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Yeah. It'll just be a straight, straight up cheating. It'll just be a like right on. It'll be a very on the nose cheating.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Sorry. He's way too invested. He's too invested. He's got to let his friends make their own mistakes and he can just focus on the vacuum. So now we go, Trixie, watch me go, go, never slow, slow. I mean, that was pretty obvious. I can't believe Paul, all these years we've been making songs. How did we never write that lyric before? I mean, how did we never do that?
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Paul, you know what? It's not called wake me up before you go. It's wake me up before you go-go. We've already done that one, actually. You should know. Oh, look at that. I just did it. Watch me go-go, never slow-slow. You should know-know.
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uh so then he's like talking to the staff he's like hi make sure you're coming in on time and in dress code if you're planning on leaving you always ask me oh he really has this place on lockdown gotta say wow so good so before republic he was working as a bar back at clubs and ownership was like you're way too pretty to be doing this and i'm like obviously i'm way too pretty to be doing this look at me
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And he's like, posing. He's like, yeah. So, I mean... And me and Molly walk in. They're in that back room. And Emmy's like, someone's sucking on our titty and she's got a hickey. I gotta cover it up. And Michaels is like, meow. And Molly is like, it's not a real hickey, everyone.
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Yeah, because the girls were mad that TJ didn't get them coffee. But the thing is, this is sort of like a weird move. It's like a weird flirtation, you know? And he turns his flirtations on and off. So the girl's like, where's our coffee? And he's like, whatever, girls. So then TJ takes off his shirt to put on the Republic one.
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and then he's like oh wow oh wow michaels keeps looking he kind of looks over he kind of keeps like catching glances at him and stuff um which is cute i like that he likes him that's pretty cute i mean i have to say for all the talking about uh tj there is something sort of revolutionary about the storyline on bravo because really gays are are
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almost always sidekick status and if they're not sidekick status they rarely have like a love interest who's like a main cast member the way all the straight people do and like i think this is like the first time we've ever seen two gays who are like fully cast members who have romantic tension yeah i think so i think so too cool i mean except for vampire pump rules but they were in the cloud they're still straight technically
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you know each other? He's like, yeah, what's up? And so he reached, he like, he and Austin like have a hug and Austin's like, you smell like almonds. And Michaels is like, oh my God. TJ's like, I told you I knew him. He knew I always smell like almonds.
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god i'm sorry for all his facebook friends who have to hear ceaselessly about his crossfit oh and his rock deodorant oh goodness it is you know he had the most annoying updates about watching like mike tyson and jake paul he's like guys watch the big fight tonight so he's like guys it would be nice if netflix's streaming was consistent am i right
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Guys, I just rediscovered this show, Two and a Half Men. So funny.
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I love his little trick, though, of you smell like almonds. That's a good line. Because I think everyone will be like, oh, thank you. It's so specific that people will be like, oh, thanks. It's just me. Well, I hope it's because of our fun oil. TJ, I believe in you. I mean, last time I checked, I'm the only one here whose last name actually means almonds. Thank you, Mandel. Oh, yeah.
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they were just seeing a happy stable couple you know will and emmy they're making out at kiss cam at whatever sporting event they're at was it not that did they go back to the minor league baseball game i don't remember then you know she's saying i'm happy he's happy it's great they're playing around in bed they're joking around they're silly they love they are in love this is a forever couple that we are seeing on camera by the way this is how every bait line starts
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My first name means king. So King Almonds over here. King of Almonds. Fuck yes. You're in the wrong business, babe. King of Almonds. Thanks for smiling through the TV, Austin.
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What about bikinis and trucker hats? Cool. I don't think that's like a theme. It's more like a dress code, but like, cool. Yeah. Cause I think that like, I think Michaels deserves the best birthday ever. He's genuine. He's a genuine person who cares. And he like puts his heart and soul into everything he does, including being hot and a good manager.
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Matt is like, yeah, it's so nice that Michaels is also friends with Emmy and, and like, and he brought us together and closer together. And I feel like it's like really nice to be in a good place with Emmy again, just like wiping down menus, giving her rags and stuff like that.
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Yeah, I think this is going to be a really fun party. So now the lounge opens up. Lake comes by. She's saying hi to everyone. And, you know, Austin is, like, asking about how to make a drink. And, you know, Lake is like, oh, my God, are you, like, training him? Molly's like, yeah, I'm training him. Molly's being hard-ass with him.
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So he uncorks it. And he also says that he and Maddie are good. But it's pretty much like, he's like, you know what? I'm not going to like keep talking. I'm not going to keep holding on to the past. Because, you know, last year they got into a big fight about the dumpster and everything.
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Yep. Yep. As long as I don't talk about blowjob alleyway and he doesn't talk about my relationship, we're cool.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
so then Maddie is like sitting on a chair and Emmy like is touching up her eyeliner and Michaels they're in the back room and Michaels walks in and he looks like he's just seen a ghost he goes I am feeling very numb right now it's like oh my god Anti-LOL. Are you okay? He's like, I am literally internally shitting myself right now. And my heart is beating out of my chest. I am gonna shit myself.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And then we see a flashback. I brought you coffee. And Maddie goes, so did you drink it? Oh, no. She goes, so drink it.
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Internally, of course. And Matty goes, wait, what would that conversation have to do with him? I don't understand what's going on. And Emmy's like, wait, what's his intention? What does he want? If DJ is not interested, then it's just wasting both of their times. Why would he give him coffee? And Michaels is like, yeah, like, cool. Thanks for the coffee. But like, what are we doing?
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I am like shitting. I just vomited inside of myself. I am losing it.
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She literally gave me a sample of Quest iced coffee in a Dixie cup. I'm like, are you coming on to me? Because I thought this, we were chill. And now I'm like, what is happening?
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i was like storyline on here i can't believe it i know and i was like wait michaels the hot guy is pining after tj i mean tj is cute but normally it goes the other way where it's like michaels is the hot guy and like the the introvert the one who's awkward who can't quite find his place in the gay world is gonna pine after michaels the on a table one but wait it's going the other way around i was like i love it
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Yeah, like, what's up with these games? Like, just be straight up. And Matt is like, yeah, he's kind of a pussy, to be honest.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Pickleball. I'm really excited to play pickleball. Yeah, you're definitely better than me. And, like, I'm afraid to play sports again. And so, oh, wow, look, we have a private court. Are you kidding me? I'm like, yeah, that's how pickleball courts work.
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It was great. I mean, I got my own paddle. Wow.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I thought pickleball was going to be like law prom. It was just like where pickles go to have a formal dance. Yeah.
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I might not use the word lucky, but something. So Joe's like, yeah, I feel like, like some guys do pickleball to get away from their wives. And like, I want to be with my future wife here. She's like, ah.
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the only thing i could do was like wait out and be patient and then like in new york she was like come here and like she grabbed me and like kissed me right in the mouth and like since that moment like we're pretty much like inseparable and i've like never been happier in my life except until like i just found out we have our own private pickleball club like actually probably number one moment
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don't speak that name in this sacred court sacred private court i'd like to add and so will's like okay couples whatever blah so pickleball you're gonna play some pickleball and they're gonna play pickleball pickleball and the girls are badass and maddie's really good and um so maddie's like playing too hard she's doing that thing where she you hit the ball on tennis like oh
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Before we were playing with robots, but now we stepped up. Human ping pong.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
um so they basically uh will's like saying like i can't get over how weird this is you guys are like a cute couple like do you guys cuddle and stuff like i'm really confused yeah we cuddle something just fell over it is so windy here it is a windy ass day here in los angeles and something fell over outside it sounded like thunder it's scary oh wow but you know what's not scary oh look at my ring cam joe and maddie
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and there are people like it's a lot there they're like running in you just see them like fly off into the sky like never to be heard from again it is crazy what's going on out there yeah like yeah it's crazy anyway so um they start talking about uh the party coming up and matt is like by the way have you guys seen each other since new york you and tj and joe's like Yeah.
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I mean, like, oh, wait, no, sorry. You're talking about me and Will. Yeah. I mean, you stopped by the club a few times and then Will looks down, looks sad, but also guilty because he knows what he said when he was at the club and he got wasted and talked shit about Emmy.
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I heard there's a rumor that Will makes out with a girl. So I've learned my lesson. And guess what? This year, nothing's coming out of my mouth this episode. But maybe next week, it probably will.
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yeah you don't talk when you're in the same room like what the is that he's like yeah well i told him a secret that i made out with luann and he said to the grave and i was literally like best friends and married with him two weeks before that and then this comes out of nowhere and he blindsides me with it like that's how i feel betrayed
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he's like trying to sabotage it like he has like with all my past relationships it's like not just the luan thing that made me like not trust tj last year there was solid remember solid and then then we see a flashback to tj being like oh my god she totally made out with somebody right before she ate your grandma's your nana's chicken
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wow you know like you made album right before our day like that makes me sick sally and gaston who passed that audition on to southern charm congratulations so joe says why on god's green earth would i go back to someone who tries to what's the word emulsify
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I think it's different. Like, he's bitching at me for being friends with you. It's like, TJ is? Yeah. And Joe Bradley's like, he's like a 32-year-old. And he's like, don't be friends with Joe because I'm not friends with him. Like, is he that petty? Like a middle school girl? Girls are stupid. That's fucking crazy. That's weird.
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I am like literally shitting on the inside. She brought me a coffee. Like, what does this mean? I thought like Lake and I were cool, but does she even know I'm gay? Like I am losing it.
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And then Bradley's like, I knew you were going to do some stupid shit like that. And then we go to the Ryder Hotel. And it's an hour before this big party. And Joe and Maddie, they come in with this enormous collection of balloons. They're struggling. They're getting it through all the doors. They go through the hallways. They go outside.
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And Joe's like, all right, let's not let any of these balloons fly away. I'm going to attach this Bic pen to the bottom. That should weigh it down pretty good. I'm going to wait it down.
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Brad is actually the guy who is like the trainer. And Luke is actually Lake. And Lake is the new one. She looks like she's like the new waitress or something like that.
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I don't know if they're outlawed. I think you're just not supposed to release them out into the sky. I think that's...
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don't know at least according to karen huger so um uh they i forgot to mention joe's big joke which is that he steps out of the car with all the balloons and he's like oh maddie i'm flying away help just kidding i wasn't flying away the balloons balloons weren't enough to fly me away guys here's where i got it to do to do to do breaking news breaking news right now watch what crabbins everybody hold please
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Mylar's the past. So they go in with the balloons, and Maddie's like, don't fucking let go of the balloons, okay? You're going to fuck this up. Don't fucking let go.
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And we see that like last week, Emmy and Maddie went to Party City to get balloons. And because he's turning 22, Emmy holds up two balloons that say they're both like number two balloons. And Maddie goes, that's perfect.
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It's like nothing. And she's like, they're going to fly away. He's like, no, they're not going to go anywhere. I weighed them down with an ant. So then Maddie's like, okay, well, I thought we were going to separate the balloons. Like, no, we got to do the sign first. I printed it off of my Apple IIGS that I found in the basement. Come on.
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They're balloons. They're little balloons. Think about that.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I was at the party store for six hours, Joe. Like, literally six hours. I mean, to be fair, it was a DJ set. But come on, Joe. I was there for so long.
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okay because guess what we've all been to party city or party stores and guess where joy goes to die party stores and we've all been in those lines and you sit there and you're like i just all this should have been a five minute thing i just get balloons and then you're there for 45 minutes an hour 90 minutes just trying to get the fucking balloons i actually was totally team maddie on this 100 percent
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She's like, oh, the balloons.
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I was just going to wait to see when we got there in the notes, because I forgot his name entirely. But he chops wood, so I was like, whatever. Oh, sorry, Lake. You don't have a mustache.
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Yeah, she probably spent money. Those balloons are expensive. He's like, well, the balloons are gone. You know, what are under the bridge? Balloons are over the bridge. They're over the Ravenel. They're gone. Ha, ha, ha. He's like, I'll get you some more. It'll take 10 minutes. She's like, no, it won't. I'm telling you, it took me a week to get the balloons.
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Those balloons were back order for 23 years. Global supply chain. I only just got those. I ordered those balloons in 2021.
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First person on Bravo to ever say these words. I know.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So Grace literally shows up. He's like, hey, Grace. How are you? I miss you. I miss your work. I miss you in life.
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I just saw Terry Garr, and she says, who the fuck are you? And I was like, oh, God, you are so funny.
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So then TJ and Bradley walk in and say hi and everything. And then Joe Bradley's standing around and he's like, you know, he didn't get a hello from TJ. So, you know, it's awkward. And he's like, it's one thing to ignore each other at work. I mean, there's rules at work. But we're at a party. Like, immediately, I get negative energy from him. It kills my vibe.
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If you're so bothered, why don't you go say hi?
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um because this show's confusing because there's bradley and then joe bradley but we call joe bradley joey marbles because he talks like he's got marbles in his mouth but also he just sort of has marbles energy like he has marble and like he somehow has the energy of a sack of marbles
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And Bradley's like, yeah, I was about to say, I saw a jiggle when he walked in. I was like, damn, Grace is coming back.
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So they're all just like having fun and everything. And then Michael shows up. He seems, I don't know if this was supposed to be a surprise party or not, but he seemed very unsurprised by the whole thing. And he's like saying hi. So everyone's coming around him and everyone's like saying hi and be like, oh my God, Michael's. They're all hugging.
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And TJ does that weird thing where he's like, I'm going to be separate. So he like goes and gets a drink. Like, well, everyone's hugging. He goes and gets a drink for Michael's because he's like, I'm going to be the guy that gets him the drink. So I'm like, I'm not going to be there to hug him because I'm not going to be like crazy like that. But I'm going to get him the drink.
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And so it's like that weird energy where you're like, oh, TJ, just be chill. Just hug him like everyone else.
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Take it. I timed this out perfectly. Take it.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
TJ's like, all right, well, enjoy your margarita. I'm not going to talk to you the rest of the day, mate. So then Bradley...
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
uh and then bradley's like hey what's going on michaels did you see preston and there's like a guy named preston who's like over in the corner and michael's like yeah he looks hot i want a bite i didn't know you brought me a cake though vanilla hello oh my god i'm freaking out there's vanilla cake vanilla cake i said i wasn't gonna have vanilla cake today but now there's vanilla cake i am shitting myself
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Yeah. And the chant does not catch on. And then Bradley and Lake are like talking and being flirty, which is which is nice. And Bradley starts saying how Lake started working at Republic Republic a few months ago. He's like, and it didn't take me long to notice her. I'm like, what took about half a second. I think you have a boner for any lady that walks through that front door.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Wait, but you talked shit first, then he talked shit. No, babe. I gave him the opportunity to tell the truth when he cheated on Danielle when he fucked Luann. That's what I fucking did. So that's another thing, okay? I feel like I need to tell you that. Like, once a cheater, always a cheater. He cheated on Danielle. He cheated on fucking Natalie.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
He cheated on all his past relationships, and I wouldn't be a friend if I didn't tell you. I don't know how Joe's relationship characteristics are different from Trevor's.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
yeah tj's wrong about his role in the feud he's not wrong about joe gonna cheating on you yeah so um joe's like i don't trust tj i just know that he's in her ear whispering negative shit like joe's over there i can read it all over his mouth i just know he's gonna get between our relationship once again
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I mean, I don't know if you deserve that. You disgraced Danielle Oliver from Summer House.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So confusing here. Oh, my God. Hey, Michaels, can you help us decipher? No, sorry, Busy.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So Joe was like, why do you think I sent you those messages, TJ? And then we see the text that say the same thing about you're dead to me and stuff. And Bradley is like, what did he do to TJ? Joe needed to apologize. What he did to TJ, those text messages, Joe needed to apologize months ago. And Lake says, some people just don't take accountability for their actions. It's like, exactly.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Yeah. And then there's just like a lot of talk back and forth about there's investigating and this and that. And, you know, the Molly has something to say. She's like, apparently, allegedly not proven. He had a whole girl living with him. And because as Molly, wait, who is Molly? Molly is Molly, a new girl. Yeah.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I'm not ready. I'm not ready to have hard truths about the Wanda lessons. Like, well, I'm done. That's it. So Joe, he storms off, and he's like, he wouldn't even look at me. will this friendship ever be repaired guys how can we ever be the same again I'm not sure, but I'd love this episode. Thank you. Thank you, Southern Hospitality, for just continuing to be the workhorse that you are.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
You're doing great, great work down there.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So three months earlier. So now we see Bradley and TJ and Maddie and Joe Bradley, all the classics. They all are showing up at Republic to clock in. We also meet Michaels, whose name is spelled Mickles, and he's the new assistant general manager. He's like tall and hot and also shockingly 21.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I'm pretty sure that doesn't exist.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
It's coming back. Yeah, because I thought Molly reminded me of Sammy, but she sort of is like from the Sammy central casting, right? Like that, like, OK, we need to find a generic girl who maybe shops like wins.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Yeah, please do that. Law prom. I love that. Sorry I passed forward over that because that was the funniest thing. It was so good. I made it to law prom at ASE, ASE, ASE University.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
so um they uh people are showing up at work clocking in and everything and michael's because he's like a new assistant general manager he's like hey what's going on how's everybody so for vip we have ownership coming in okay ultra vips so let's let's be on our p's and q's okay so everyone should be good tonight okay rumor has it that leah ceo may be stopping by so everyone be ready because she's in no mood no mood
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Leah was like my favorite part of last season.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
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He literally says, if you have time to lean, you have time to clean on this show. Like, that was the most triumphant moment of the year. I mean, it was just so wonderful.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Why are they acting like Elon Musk is coming in? Okay. It's Leva. It's Leva and her husband. They have nowhere else to go. It's either there or watching their kid make cookies again.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So the big story with last year was that Emmy was working really hard and Maddie was focusing on her DJ career. And Emmy was like, I could do this job. And so she finally... finally was promoted to being like assistant manager or GVM, GBM, DBM, BBL. And she gets it and then everyone gets mad at her. So this year, turns out, doesn't have the job anymore.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
She's like, well, I was very excited when I got my promotion last summer because I was like, I had finally proven that I was that bitch. And then we see last year about her getting promoted and everything. And then we see a flashback. She goes, but it didn't last very long. And we go to watch what happens live. And Emmy is sitting next to Leva and Andy and he like for the reunion.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And Andy's like, so Emmy, are you not the AGM anymore? And Joe Bradley's like, no, no, it's not. It's not anymore. No.
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the most important nightclub in all of America, and you want me to go to some random ass place down the street? I don't think so. So then Leva says, well, maybe it was a blessing in disguise because we found Michaels, and he's really a gem. And then we see Michaels being like, yeah, hello, everyone, Jem speaking. I believe we only have table 10 open, so we really should be pretty booked up.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
God, he's so good. He's so good.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Okay. Come on. AGM. Superstar AGM here. People, get active. Oh, my God. Is there anyone better than him? He's telling people to get active. This is so good.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And by the way, you know what makes me so happy? My favorite waitress is still there. She's not part of the cast, but she shows up in the corner of scenes. You know the one who looks like she's like 48 years old and she's like a young Cloris Leachman? The bowling alley person? The bowling alley Cloris Leachman. She's always off to the side being like, I guess I'll serve.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Oh my God, I just love her. She says like two words a season and she's just the best.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
She has that bleach blonde hair and everything. Okay, toots. They want Shirley Temple as a table four. I'm not going to serve them. I want a better tip. You do it, newbie.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
And we had to watch the Fox Force Five at their peak, okay? Queens of defending each other. I don't want to hear it. So Griselle's like, well, where do we go from here? Well, unfortunately, Beverly Boulevard is one way, so we'll have to go down to Wilshire first. And then after that, you sort of come up Cannon. No, no, no. I mean, where do we as friends go from here?
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Well, I'll be going to Encino. Okay, you're a very literal person. I get it.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
It really is for people who have nothing else going on in their lives. And it's interesting how all this has come to fruition, you know, emphasis on the fruit part of fruition. I mean, that Martin Lawrence Ballard, am I right? So, you know, the whole thing with Tom, I really am proud of you because I know what you've been through.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
What if it's a Kelly Ben Simone? I don't know what that is, but I'll take it.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
And there were days when I was scared to death you'd move back in with me. And I'm so glad you stayed out here.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
So now we go to the Godfrey Hotel, which I'm surprised this is where they're having their... I know this is the second time this season they've gone here, actually. So this is where Sutton's fashion show is going to be, and they're setting it up. And, you know, there's going to be a DJ and everything. They're doing it on the rooftop. And Jennifer Tilly shows up. Hello. Hi, Satin. How are you?
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Hello. Hello. Can we get a bellhop around here? We've got an Oscar nominee. Can we get up to there? So, um, they go up to the, there's Kent. The, uh, the bellhop comes over and Jennifer Tilly's like, Oh, Kent, the bellhop, the most glamorous bellhop I've ever seen.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Listen, press is going to be there. WWD is coming, which I know you think is Women's Wear Daily. It actually stands for World Wrestling Daily. They're coming. Vogue is coming, as in En Vogue, their former manager. He's coming. Celebrities, non-celebrities, mainly non-celebrities, buyers, people from Arkansas who are staying at the Godfrey have a complimentary ticket to the rooftop.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
They'll be there. I just want it to look good so that the business looks good.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
The pool had me scared. It was also very reminiscent of Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. Avi is yelling and Kent, the bellhop slash model manager, is getting everyone ready. And they're coaching all the models going around. So then Jennifer Tilly comes out and she's like, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. And we see Jade walking. And then Jennifer, I love Jennifer.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
They're giving Jennifer tips on how to walk, you know, everything. And she goes... Okay, so Sutton calls me up and asks if we'll walk in her show. And I was like, sure, it'll be so much fun, you know. But like, I don't think Sutton realizes that I'm a celebrity. And I've actually walked in fashion shows. And they slot you in the last minute. And they do all the rehearsals and lighting without you.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
And then you show up 15 minutes before the curtain and you go, okay, where do I stand?
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
She is crying, but she goes, sashay. But I also love, like, Jennifer Tilly is so bubbly and lovely, and she's also so rich, but I love when she's like, I'm a celebrity, I don't normally show up this early for a fashion show, but I'll do it for you, Sutton. But I love that she asserted her celebrity-dom. That was just so great. And they go, so what is sustainable fashion?
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
As a celebrity, I'm not usually tasked with understanding what's going on. So whatever.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
I hope that he walks.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
so then someone named moi says are you gonna cry no no don't make me don't make don't make me cry no then meanwhile eric and renee are getting ready and erica's like well my mother taught me to walk in pumps i mean really big stacks and stuff like that and today we put her in pumps and she wobbly wobbles fucking mother putting me through all this stuff that she can't even do herself
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
And then Sutton and Porter are getting their glam done, and Sutton's like, I'm a little nervous that I left. I mean, we should have done this at the hotel. I mean, let me FaceTime Bebe before. So, by the way, I am a little surprised she's not getting glam downstairs at the hotel. Hello, Godfrey, throw her a sweet. She's throwing an event upstairs. I'm putting you on TV.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
No, it's very far. I'm surprised that she's doing it all the way over there. So they FaceTime Reba. And Reba's like, oh, so terrible about those planes, right? God, it's almost like some malicious code got into the system. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
I'm basically an Oscar winner now, now that my music was played in the background of a strip scene in Onora at some point. You just got to listen real carefully for it.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
And I FaceTimed her and I said, mother. that airport sure looks like your kitchen. She said, no, I'm actually in the Au Bon Pain and it's a very common style in the South. And I said, I didn't realize that because I'm pretty sure you're in the kitchen. And she said, no, I am definitely at the airport and I've been here for 13 hours. I said, fine, I will take your word for it.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
But I also would like to see that receipt from Au Bon Pain. And she said, guess what? I forgot to get the receipt. So I just have a word, but she was there for 13 hours, I'm pretty sure.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
So Reba's like, well, she's like, I was excited to come. And she goes, well, I think you would have enjoyed it. Well, I'm not sure I would have enjoyed it. Probably would have had the worst time of my life with all those Hollywood liberals.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
But I would have enjoyed your success, assuming it did become a success, which we know it won't be, because let's be honest, it's a fashion show for a boutique. It's not even a fashion label. Anyway, I am so proud of you on paper.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
So we see more flashbacks of her going through it, and she goes, I'm proud of myself for not succumbing, because that was a real option. You know, I think of Tom less and less. I used to think of him every day, and then it used to be a day or two when I don't think about him, and it's been nice. But every now and then that Roomba comes into the living room to clean things, and I'm like, hey, Tom!
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
I like that. so now let's go back over to the godfrey so everyone's getting into makeup sun shows up and trixie's singing she's like dripping diamonds and gold living like a queen every day is a party every night is a dream every moment is a movie just like a scene my life is glamorous that's right glamorous doesn't rhyme with scene or dream or queen but glamorous Blamorous.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Please continue taking my picture. I won't. I won't do it. I won't talk to the press. I won't do it. No, no, no. Not at this difficult time for my family. I won't talk to the press. I just don't want to be asked a million questions. I mean, it was bad enough after I did the press junket for Halloween, you know, back and badder than ever.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
But like now, now doing even these questions, it's just too much for a working actress.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
uh she's so great so then kathy arrives and um they're gonna get drinks and everything and dorit gets her belvedere club soda three lemons again does not request the carcass be out so this is really a new a new page for dorit yeah she's like well i'm curious if i will get an apology with this invite to the fashion show or if i'm just here to fill a seat and if i do fill a seat will i get paid so then was it sheer or the bus stop which would you prefer
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Sheena's there. And she's talking to people and everything. And then, uh, Kyle then leaves Sheena to go talk to Erica's mom. Poor Sheena. It's like, Hi, I'm sorry. I got to talk to a different person who's not even a cast member of the show. Sorry.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Well, I think that for Sutton, there's a void in validation from her family, from her mother. Validation from Christian, who thought she was just going to wither away without him. This is all to say, look what I can do. I'm going to prove you wrong. I can have a fashion show on top of a hotel. And I think she'll always have that need.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
So what I'm trying to say is, this is a very expensive way to not deal with her issues.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
And I'm like, oh, God, it's not Tom. Anyway, I know he's been coming up for trial in a couple of weeks, but... That's going to suck. I'm not going to look. I don't know. I only want to know what I have to know.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Well, it was, like, a very weird thing to see those photos. And it was, like, very strange. But then Moe did text an apology. Oh, but, you know, you can have a little bit more discretion. He's like, yeah, but, like, have more discretion. Like, be, like, smarter than that. Like, I do feel like that the person he was with, like, it was, like, a little weird that the paparazzi happened to be there.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
And it looked, like, a little strange. Like, the leg like this. Like, what a fucking bitch. Like, it's all her fault. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't think that he knew. But I'm, like, not so sure about the other person. Oh, God. Yeah.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
No, I mean, okay. Stop stealing your sister's line. So, um, uh, Kyle's like, well, any of them learned their lesson? Yeah. So then Kathy's like, guys, hello, everyone. I think I may have broken my knee. They're like, what? Just now? What happened? Yeah, there were these little steps and I had on a sandal and I went flying and I hit my hand.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
It's like, you know, your hand's not your knee, but that's okay.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
No, I'm sorry. I love Kathy Holden. She's hilarious. How does she not know how to say hors d'oeuvres? I think she does. I think it's one of those things you say, you know, like. Like a joke, like a jokey version of it. I'll accept that. That's like when you say Tarjay. So everyone takes their seats. It's like this guy, Nick, is like, everyone, please take your seats, please.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
And Kathy is like, well, I haven't mentioned it, but Dorit could do the introduction because she's so into fashion and she can do all the narrating.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
She's like, she's chugging the plant. It's getting really bad.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
she's like i'm gonna fuck this up i'm gonna fuck this up and ken's like no you're not i have been feeling petrified scared nervous wildly sick to my stomach must be what my mother felt like every time she talked to me on the phone so um then kathy so kathy walks she doesn't when she goes backstage she walks up the runway and through the entrance where the models come out
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
That's why you need narration.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
and by the way when kathy comes backstage there's like a cloud of smoke and fog it's like such it's so bizarre so something's like fashion shows don't get mc this is not 1955 nor is it the brownstone in new jersey okay this is the red dress this is not red dress and corduroy no this is the person and the person that you want to do it is is to read obviously you're deranged
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
She's like, oh. Everyone's like, oh my God, the music's playing. So... So then she's saying, hello, hello. And then she sees Erica's mother. And so she goes up to her and she's like, hi, how do you do?
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
So then the model comes down the runway and is like smiling and just literally shoves Kathy out of the way. She's like, bitch.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
so by the way erica like stop shitting on a very funny scene so bows is like this is kathy crashing the catwalk and i have never seen it not in all of my experience this is so kathy takes her seat and everything and now we have a whole uh fashion show the models go around jade comes around jennifer tilly is going around etc and kyle's like
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
This looks absolutely beautiful, which I expected no less from Sutton. I feel like this is looking very professional. No questions, please. No questions. Not right now. No, I can't have questions.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Yeah, I just didn't even bother. I was like, if it's a fashion show for a boutique, I'm just not going to pay attention to the fashion. Because it's just like, here's what's at my store. So Erica's like, well, I don't think Sutton is destined to win a CFDA new designer. I don't think she's going to win a... FDA approved label.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
I don't think she's going to win really anything with any letters, but I applaud her and her new line, I guess.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
she's not into it so um then jade comes down they all applaud you know my first fashion show in new york city was for calvin klein and i'm not competing with my son but calvin klein so i wouldn't compete with my son because i've already won so god i miss calvin I remember being scared out of my mind to see Jade walk out and not realizing where he even is. I appreciate that.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
she's proud of me and you know i want you all to tip your waiters and i just want to say waiters i hope you're proud of me okay all of you are proud of me and porter i just want to say thank you for being the greatest gift a mother could have which is a daughter who's named after an employee okay porter get over here i'm gonna give you some boxes to bring downstairs also a steak so take this stuff to mama's car okay
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
You just did it again to me. Serenade is like, well, Erica.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
So now it's after the show, they're backstage and Garcelle is like hugging Jade and she's so proud. And she's like, I am so proud of you. Who taught you how to walk like that? YouTube. Oh, okay. Is that also where you're learning everything? Yeah. Oh dear. Last of a proud moment that I thought.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Well, you know what? They have all inspired me in so many ways. They will never know. I'm truly grateful to call them all my friends. Even poor Reed, who inspired me to never, ever talk to her again. And Garcelle's like, I am so grateful.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
proud just saying you're proud of me i'm so proud of you oh thank god it was worth it it was worth it now as we draw this episode to a close sudden i want you to think about how all of us stood here and said how proud we are of you and you had an entire group of people here saying how proud they are of you and notice how that will never ever fill in the void okay have a great night
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Well, Erica, you have a lot to be proud of. I mean, I saw you got a coffee mug that says I'm with stupid. That's funny. That's cool. You're doing exciting things for yourself, Erica. You know, it's drinking it straight from the pitcher anymore.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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She sure is swell, it's Raquel.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. The Bay Area betches, betches.
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Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen, it's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. She gets an A, it's Kelly B. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
You got a cabana. That's nice. So, you know, sticking it out, going through what you went through and all you've achieved. I can only speak in such general praiseworthy ways so many times before I have to kind of go back to Georgia. So anything else you need me to say for you to help you get through your singing?
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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Give them hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
I told you. I'm in a new chapter, okay? You know, I'm staring at the blank page before you. I'm opening up a dirty window.
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Erica, why did you just spill that champagne on me?
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Erica, I'm getting concerned about you now.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Mother, I've got big news. I'm dating Brody Jenner. Oh, okay. Okay. I think you're taking this too far.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
You know, I have to say, honey, when you bought that Porsche, I thought my daughter's never going to be able to pilfer away her money again. But guess what? You did. I'm so proud of you.
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We did go there.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Yeah, we went there and it was very okay food. So Dorit is like, she orders her cocktail, you know, Uh, the Belvedere with club soda with three lemons squeezed in really well. Thank you, Luis. He's like, my name's not Luis. And, uh, also, what do I do with the carcasses? You have to figure that out yourself because I'm not going to say it on camera anymore.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. Without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So now Erica's in her kitchen and she has some champagne and she's like,
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You know you can't pay with those carcasses. Oh, well, in that case, leave them out.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Goots. i also invented a printing press so um gee hell hath frozen over i would have never imagined that carcel and i would have been sitting together just the two of us um and then we see flashbacks to them i mean technically you guys have sat together the two of us but it's usually her saying please stop saying problematic things um
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Well, when Dorit came to me at Bose's Wellness and she apologized, she took accountability. And, you know, to me, that was a good start for us to try once again. You know, nothing more fun for me than trying to be friends with someone until they disappoint you about three hours later. Here we go again.
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You're yelling at me right now.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Yes, yes, yes. How's life? There's so much going on that we don't know what to even say. Okay, I'll take it from here. There's so much going on. So much to talk about. Like Bonnie Raitt says, let's give them something to something about. Talk about. Yes, that. Anyhow. I think that's a different song. No, it's not. I think it is. It's not.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
I think it's, let's give them something to be busy mamas and papas about. Yes?
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
and happiest days so if that tells you something garcelle's like well it tells me a lot you're still a fucking idiot and i don't know why i'm at lunch with you let me just say it's like monday tuesday happy days wednesday thursday happy days friday saturday happy days sunday happy days do you see what i'm trying to say garcelle
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
you want to go drink some bottle of champagne out in the cabana? Turns out there's one other spot we forgot to do on our HGTV tour. She's like, yes, okay. So now we see the cabana went from looking one way to looking another way.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
It's sad. You know, every day it's something else. I don't know if you saw the pictures yesterday. Oh, yes. PK in the bikini bottom. It was tragic. No, no, no. I'm talking about Marisa. I didn't even see those photos you're talking about.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
I don't know if I follow. So Coyle took wife off of her Instagram. So she just calls herself a cast member of the real houses of Beverly Hills? No, not from that part. The other part. What other part is there? Where she says that she's a wife. Oh. To whom? Okay, I'm not doing this anymore.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Yeah. Well, if you don't want the rumors, you don't do this and that. Yes, you don't do this and that. And you don't do the video and you don't do a pickup at the airport. You don't just say, let's move on. Exactly. No more this and that, like I said originally. I mean, the last thing you ever want to do is this and that.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
This and that. Garcelle's like, well, it's hard to think that Mauricio is not going to move on with his life when car was so public. And Morgan was picking Morgan up at the airport and hanging out with her. I mean, thank you, Garcelle, for saying the things that we're all saying today.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Um, you know, I always forget, like, I just always forget that Garcelle's actually such a good housewife because she really does call it all out. I think it's just that like in the past, her personal stories have been so boring that like sometimes in my mind after the season's over, I think like, yeah, Garcelle's fine.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
But then when you actually see the season happening, you're like, oh, thank God for Garcelle. Like she's the only one saying these things.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Well, I think that Mauricio was like, the writing's on the wall, and unfortunately it's neon and really annoying, so if she can do this, I can go and have my fun.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
And Kyle was like getting like a tattoo of Morgan, but not of Mauricio. So Dorit is like, so does Saturn talk to her regularly? Cause they're very close with the this and the that. And Garcelle's like, well, I think so. I mean, what's your beef with her anyway? Gee, my beef with her? Are you joking? It feels like you have rose-tinted glasses when it comes to any kind of Sutton's behavior.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
It's when you think it's all acceptable.
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#2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Also, the thing is this. When Sutton's cruel, she's very funny. When you're cruel, it's just me. And so you've got to be funny about it. Well, I think that saying something in the moment would have been refreshing. Kind of like, you know, Belvedere with the carcass out. So Garcelle's like, I get it. I won't change, but I get it.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
So this is, of course, referring to the headlines of Mauricio spotted kissing a new woman in a random airport in Greece, where definitely there was a paparazzo just waiting. Yeah.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
You know, that's actually true. I mean, it's totally conceivable. I mean, iPhones are actually so powerful now that you could compete with a paparazzo, you know. Yeah. Windows phones are the best.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Um, I don't believe that Jen lost feelings in her legs when she saw that photo. That is some assistant bullshit right there. That's someone angling for a raise. I guarantee every assistant that sees something like that is chuckling and sending it to a group chat somewhere with other assistants. Okay, there's no assistant who sees that and is like... Oh my God. I lost my feelings in my legs.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Jen, oh my God, like we were walking through Whole Foods and she was just sliding across the floor. She said she still couldn't even use her legs yet. She was so in shock from that photo.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
And when they said, why are you lifting a grown woman? I said, because she's in shock. She saw a photo of Mauricio in the Mykonos airport kissing someone and then down went the cash register. She just was like right there on the floor, everyone losing feelings in their legs.
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But something has happened in the world of Patreon and Apple, which is that Apple has introduced kind of this Apple tax, which means that if you sign up... Through a Patreon app, as opposed to just going to the Patreon website normally, if you go through the app, Apple is going to take a 30% cut of that subscription. I mean, it doesn't impact you. You pay the same amount. We're just saying.
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True. But like, who else are they going to put on there right now?
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Who's seen the others fucking, okay? We need to... Is she fucking Brad Pitt? I don't think so. Did she lose her feeling in her legs when she saw Mauricio kissing that girl? I'd like to know.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
They're all like, we've always thought Mauricio was a man whore. And we were just waiting for him to start man whoring it up now that you guys are separated. So Kyle's like, I saw it like everyone else saw it on TMZ. It's just like very strange to see. And I was expecting to see him in person out or like at a restaurant. Or maybe he'd be like in a country music video with a hot girl. I don't know.
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But like, not like this. Yeah.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
But also didn't, again, didn't Kyle kind of like, didn't she, wasn't she the one who kind of like got this separation on the, you know, like on its, on its rails? Like, wasn't this sort of like at her wishes? I don't know if we ever got that articulated that it was like her choice.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
They made it like it was a mutual thing, but it seemed like all of last season was about how she wasn't feeling it anymore. And she had been pulling away from Mauricio. So I don't know.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Kyle's like, so am I going to feel differently now? Is he not going to want to be as nice to me now? Is he not going to be allowed to, if he has a new person, is he not going to be allowed to be nice to me with a new person in his life?
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No, no, it doesn't impact them. It's more expensive. Oh, it does?
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These are the thoughts that are going through my head that I'm just going to maybe also implant in my daughter's mind that there's a new evil person somehow in our family.
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Yeah, you can't play family anymore. But also she has been really like she is. She has been really taking a victory lap with her friends, you know, saying like, well, we just kind of have like the best divorce. Like we don't fight. Like everything is fine. Like we're kind of great.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
So this may threaten this whole identity that she's built up of herself as being like a model for consciously uncoupling. Yeah.
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Hello, hello, look at all this glamor this morning. And we see before and after, it's like, it's one cluttered room becomes a different type of cluttered room, but it does look really good. It's a little busy for my taste, but it does look like it has an artistic point of view. So it looks, you know, he's a pro, he knows what he's doing.
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I like that. I actually thought the bedroom was his best room. That one just looked fantastic. It was like the living room to me was really good. It's just a minor quibble. There was like a table that drove me nuts in there that had like little knobby legs and I just hated it. But other than that,
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By the way, Erika is also taking a victory lap because her song was used in Anora, which when I saw Anora, amazingly, I did not pick out the Erika Jayne song, but it was in there. So that's like, that's a thing.
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Wow, that is really upsetting to hear. So, yeah, go to the web browser. I mean, all these platforms raising their prices incessantly. For what? And then, you know, like, it's so funny. There was the whole strike last year, and all these streamers and platforms said, like, but we have no money, as they continue to raise the price over and over and over again.
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You're a phoenix in a world of... You're a phoenix in a den of gorgeousness. And then on cue, Erica's mom shows up like, hello, Phoenix killer here. Hi.
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Hi. Oh, look at this. Wallpaper. You know, Joanne's going out of business. If you want me to get some things for this place, I'll go real quick. Still, don't fall for it, Renee.
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Hey, sweetie, Erica, I want to just tell you something about your new boyfriend. I think he might be a homosexual.
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Oh, okay. I should get a little concerned there.
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and she's like wow this is gorgeous for a tacky person's home it's like thank you mother now do you want to see the living room okay step in here she's like well honey i haven't actually had to really move i'm sort of feel like no matter if i take like a little inch this way i'm in one room an inch that way i'm in another it's a pretty small place i don't think it's amazing how you left tom but still managed to design a home that looks like where tom is now residing
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It's a whole new vibe. She goes, well, thank goodness. You needed a whole new vibe. This is more you. Whatever you is to you these days. Thank you, mother. Now, would you like to see the bedroom? That's a hot spot.
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I wish we could go on strike, but we won't.
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so renee is like what like an actual hgtb shot he's called this is something i did for five dollars please shut the up is like oh i like this it's like a light shade of copper um no that's rose gold mom you're surrounded by hollywood palm um also known as light shaded copper and palm fronds but it's like interior decorators they've got to say
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Yeah, some mammograms and gossip. So they fill out the questionnaire talking about, you know, because their mom died of breast cancer. And so Kyle talks about that, that her mom didn't get a mammogram for five years. And then by the time she found like a lump in her breast, it was stage four, etc., So it's a good reminder. Everyone get their mammograms. And then they do it, etc.
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Also, picketing is really hard. It's really annoying. I picketed during that strike and I had to hold a sign and you walk around and it's hot and humid. And let me tell you something. It looks like it's easy. You just walk in circles. It gets old really quickly.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
And afterwards, they wind up in a room. And wait, then Kathy is getting her mammogram. And she's like, oh, is that Bed Bath & Beauty that you have on? I didn't catch that. Who did she say that to? I think the technician.
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So they go to this like holding area. You put your boob into the ficus.
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So they go to this like holding room and they're just like looking, Kyle's looking at her phone and Kathy's like, so it seems now that after the article, but with Maurice, with that woman, like not everybody's used to having to see that. And Kyle's like, yeah, I know. Imagine how he's feeling now knowing I saw it and all the daughters saw it. Like I know him very well. He's like freaking out.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
He's a cancer, right? I'm like, maybe not at the mammogram center, but he's a cancer.
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And then we see a montage of Mauricio over the years saying, 100%, 100%, 100%, 100%, 100%. And somewhere Paige DeSorbo is furious because she's like, it's a thousand percent stealing my thing. So yeah, a hundred percent over and over again. And Kyle's like, well,
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
you know this year's been very challenging anyway um i think that like he would i would think that he would like text and say something i don't know why i would think that but i think he would and kathy's like what he's a single grown man he doesn't have to and she goes well when people are quiet it tells you a lot kyle watch me i'm gonna be quiet i can't do it just continue just continue i was like what does it tell us
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All right, well, also, now that I've erased wife from my Instagram bio, it means I've freed up four more characters from my bio. Hmm, what to use them for? Okay, how many characters are in co-star of Jamie Lee Curtis in the feature film Halloween? It's more than four.
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By the way, you also know that this is for headlines because the real retaliation move is you keep wife up and you get to say, oh, okay, well, I guess he's just kissing girls in Mykonos. I'm just the wife in Beverly Hills. So like, she's really sacrificing that card by doing this. Just want to say.
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Inventor, real estate. By the way, you know what I hate? I hate that he... We never really thought about... I never really thought about the proper spelling of his abbreviated name, Mo. But in my mind, that's M-O. And he does M-A-U. And I'm sorry... I don't think that's right because that's Ma.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
i know like i mean you you would say oh but i'm not i would say mo why would you do that what would you do well look because i think that mau is ma and i understand that like in his name it's spelled mauricio and like when in the context of a ratio at the end of it it becomes mo but without a ratio it's ma and i think it should change into mo sorry i'm gonna say i'm sorry i think
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Sorry, it's a very important thing for me. It should be M-O, okay? What's his M-O? It's not M-A-U, it's M-O, okay?
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Kyle keeps on saying, well, he definitely didn't know the photo's being taken. She keeps on saying that over and over and over again, which is such a strange defense. It's not strange to have that defense, but that she keeps coming back to it. It's very curious to me. So Kathy's like, well...
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there could be that and or maybe it's like an overcompensations that way like she probably thinks that he's aware she everyone thinks that this photo was staged but she's trying to take the high road but like no he had no idea i'm gonna i'm gonna take the high road on this one but it's like it's ringing inauthentic to me and i don't know what the motive is but it's ringing inauthentic so kathy's like
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Well, we've all heard about all the rumors about him, and it's embarrassing, it's humiliating. But, you know, we've really never seen a picture. Nobody's ever come out. He's not in a position financially to pay anyone off. What did that mean? Well, I just love, I mean, well, is the implication that he's in some sort of arrears and some debt?
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What was your pick a chant? Was it like, hell no, we will go actually. This is a lot of work. No, I did this.
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Or is it just that Kathy Hilton's so wealthy that Mauricio's considerable wealth to her just seems like a very poor person? Like, oh, well, he only has about $300 million in his account, so he barely has a dime to his name.
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So Kathy's like, let's find out what she does. I don't even care. But if you want to look it up, fine. Here's her LinkedIn and here's her Instagram. And also I found her DMV records. I don't even care.
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You know, she reminds me of the lady with the dancing. Okay. Kathy. Okay. I don't want to keep talking about her so much. Okay. Oh, I also found, um, here's her criminal record. So you can look at that and talk about that on camera.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
I don't want to talk about her. Here's some security cam footage of her at a Carvel. I do not want to talk about her.
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Look at this discarded box of Cheez-Its that was in her trash. I mean, how disgusting. Oh, I'm sorry, Kyle. Sorry to interrupt your scene.
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Have a good one, Kyle. Meme me soon, darling. You know, this Cheez-It box was from me because I taped a meme to it.
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I just realized what you were doing. The girl in the backseat giving that dirty look like, what the hell?
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You have to digest it. Okay. Kyle's like, we don't say the D word on this show. So Kathy's like, well, he clearly did not orchestrate it, but you know, like there are other ways of finding out who did. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, honk, honk, armpit, armpit fart, armpit fart, one ringy dingy, two ringy dingy.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Kathy, what's great about this is that Kathy has a whole arsenal of tricks to shut down stories, AKA who just pays someone off and to get to the bottom of things, which of course she does because you're not the mother of Paris Hilton and Nikki Hilton without this, without these, these tools, but it's just so funny how, how ready she is to, to employ them.
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I was rabble rousing. Yeah, I like that. You should have also added in, we're here, we're queer, and we're not used to these egg prices.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
So this lady, she just comes in and she's like, hi, I'm the radiologist. Everything looks fine. I'm just going to smile because I don't know what to do with myself. I'm on TV talking to Kathy Elton right now. Oh my God, what a fan. So Kathy's like, do we get stickers on lollipops? And she's like, well, I'll look to see if we have lollipops. No, well, I got a guy I can call someone up.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
So, Garcelle shows up. She's like, hello. She goes, oh, come on, sit down. Okay, let's get away from the t-shirts because I'll go insane. Well, can I get you, well, whatever you're going to have. Well, it's after five, so I'm going insane with this freaking fashion show. So, let's get some hard liquor up in here because the last thing I need is more accusations of being an alcoholic.
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Okay, so what do you want?
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Wait, did Reba show them her comp card? You don't have one of those.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Turns out Kathy Hilton's not the only one who can put a phone call in. Reba's like, hello, air traffic control. What does a sweet old lady from Augusta, Georgia have to do to ground all planes in America so I don't have to go to Los Angeles? Thank you very much. I know you see on the news.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
she's like doing war games like with matthew matthew broderick or something just like all right i'm uploading it to the system and it's like the net it's like those progress bars that's like okay 30 more seconds all planes are now officially grounded and i'm staying in augusta which is funny
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
I feel like if the eggs prices were wrapped up in the eggs as silver whites, I would support it, but I don't think it is.
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It's my dream. Oh, and by the way, Garcelle, your son is going to be walking. And then we see Jade, flashback to Jade posing. And son's like, this is a big deal for him to walk in a fashion show for a boutique that's about to close down. And Garcelle's like, yes, this is your night. Take it in. Well, there's not going to be any bullshit at my night. I want all of our friends to feel welcome.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
So, you know what? Invite to read or poor read is the closest. She's going to get to high fashion in a long time. Okay. So I don't know. Am I going to invite her? Am I not going to invite her? Garcelle goes, that is the question.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
It's like people forget that I have a beach house in Oxnard. So Garcelle's like, well, what about a group text? Oh, should I do a group text? Yes. That's why I said, what about a group text?
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
It's up to her if she wants to come or not. Okay, can we just talk about Kyle now? Can we gossip about Kyle now? So Garcelle pulls out a tabloid video of Mauricio and the girlfriend on the phone. And Garcelle's like, well, look at this. Look at this. Look at this hug. What is she wearing? It's not Kyle by Alien 2. No.
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Just start singing Cher. That's my protest. Queer eggs.
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I like Sutton. She goes, oh, Mauricio, get your dentures out. uh because you know what she's your daughter's age and i think that kyle needs to say enough it's like well it's still her ex-husband well he's not her ex-husband it's her husband that she's holding on to for a pipe dream in cinderella well guess what you didn't lose one shoe you done lost two shoes
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Sutton is never more triggered when, uh, than when she's discussing divorce or when she's around people who are divorced. So triggered shady Sutton is just such a great form of her. And just see telling Kyle that she lost both of her slippers is so crazy. I love it. So, because I could also see Kyle being that Cinderella, you know, be like, okay, well, who has the other slipper?
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
I actually left my other slipper at the steps of the palace by accident. So I can't verify that they belong to me. Yeah.
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It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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So we're in that kind of mood. By the way, next week we're going back out on the road. We're going to Cincinnati. We're going to Minneapolis. And we're going to Toronto, eh? Love all three of those cities. I cannot wait to go back. Um, so join us there, please. You can find, uh, ticket links on our website, watch what happens.com.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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She sure is swell, it's Raquel.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. The Bay Area betches, betches.
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Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen, it's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. She gets an A, it's Kelly B. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron.
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She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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Give them hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
And then we're going to go to a whole bunch of other places later in the month, like Atlanta, by the way, new Atlantic's is coming up this weekend and it's really good. And, all the whole schedule is there. So, uh, watch what happens.com.
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No, we will never mention it. It's a secret until you get there.
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I know. And we're also doing like a Sunday show, which we don't often do Sunday shows. So it's like, what do we recap all the way on a Sunday when all the content aired earlier in the week? So we're going to figure it all out, but it'll be fun no matter what.
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We always have a great time here.
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We're going to fight it out. Yeah, you do that. So, um, so I'm talking like Michael's on Southern hospitality. So let's get all the recall, um, real houses of Beverly Hills season 14, episode 14 to 14, 14, everyone hemlines and headlines. You know, um, I sewed a shirt last night. I finished sewing a shirt last night. I almost wore it on today's crap. It's on demand.
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And then I thought it'd be ridiculous. So I didn't. And now I kind of wish I had, I'm sad.
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i don't think it's ridiculous at all i saw it on your instagram i think it looks really good that shirt i was like wow ben's inner style is really coming out with you learning to sell like i'm starting to see what you're going like what you're you know like your inner style i don't know well it's it's funny you know what's actually funny is that if i go to a store i don't really know what to buy for myself and i usually wind up i always get like sort of something that's like blue or gray and it's always kind of like samey samey it's a little safe
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the incomparable and handsome Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Hello, how are you? I am absolutely fabulous. Like one of your favorite sitcoms. Just, you know, enjoy it. We're midweek here. It's hump day. We're having a great time.
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But when I sew, I think going to the store, I see fun fabrics. I'm like, that looks fun. Wouldn't this be wild? And so I make these wild things for myself. But then when I shop very tamely for myself, it's not funny.
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You're living your life through that sewing machine. I love it. oh i got some crazy ass fabric also that is guys here's a teaser there's gonna be a there's gonna be a wild wild shirt coming down the pike i got the craziest fabric that it'll be hilarious anyway so fashion right well i just want you to know while we're talking about fashion i'm very proud of you Thanks, Ronnie. Thank you.
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Because that's all people do fashion for. They just need people to say they're proud. Are you proud of me or are you just proud because you just did a protest for queer eggs? I'm proud of you. I'm proud of queer eggs.
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I know she made a, by the way, she made a vanilla lemongrass tea. I don't know if I would like that tea. I'm going to say that right now. I think I would like the lemongrass part of it. I don't think I want vanilla in my tea. I think vanilla lemongrass, I don't know how you make vanilla lemongrass and it's not sweet also. I don't know.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
yeah move over eggs vanilla's in town now vanilla is great and there was a whole article in the new york times about why why do we say vanilla like such a pejorative all the time when it's actually such an important ingredient with so much flavor that's like really expensive and valuable but we still are like ew that's vanilla i'll spend 18 for that tiny jar of vanilla please so it's like obviously like nice but um vanilla's expensive that's true
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But it can go in a crazy direction. Vanilla extract, fabulous. Vanilla flavoring, I don't know. You mean like the artificial flavoring? Yeah, just like if you were to have like a vanilla scented candle, which you obviously don't eat, or like a vanilla... like if you have some sort of like maybe a vanilla mocha, something or another, sometimes that vanilla flavor goes on strong.
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And that's where my red flags are going off with this tea. I just feel like, isn't the lemongrass good enough? Why do you have to add the vanilla to it?
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No other podcast has been 10 minutes in and has only discussed eggs and vanilla. And the Apple tax.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Yeah. And it's Jade's first comp card thing. And Garcelle's like, wow, you got your card, your comp card. That's huge. And he just seems so uninterested. He's like, cool.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Wow. The original Pink Pony Girl. Bonnie Karam. Why? Is that what that song's about? She's like, her mom's like, my mom called me up and said, oh, you're a pink pony girl. Like her mom doesn't like, if I remember correctly, which is not like I haven't heard the song in forever, but I so rarely actually listen to lyrics.
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I keep on thinking it's Thursday. I thought it's Thursday the past three days. which is rough when you think it's Thursday all week long. But now we're actually approaching Thursday, so I'm feeling great. We have some Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to discuss today. We will also be recapping on a separate episode, Denise Richards and her wild things. Also, this week, very, very exciting.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
She's like living out in West Hollywood and her mom's like, get back to Tennessee right now. You're a pink pony girl. You're not someone who...
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
hangs out with the queers of west hollywood and then she's like no i'm in the pink pony club now this could be totally inaccurate but that was always my interpretation of the lyrics that whole song has been about eggs being expensive this whole time sorry i'll let go of eggs i don't know why i'm so upset like a week later about eggs but i am Don't let go.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
So we're at Sutton's house and she is wearing some thick red frame glasses. And so she FaceTimes Reba and she's like, hi, mom, how are you? And she's like, I could be, would be, kind of could be such an okay. It's like, okay, mom, thank you. I'm excited to see you tomorrow.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
She goes, yeah, well, of course my hair's freezing up, but these are the sacrifices you make for a needy daughter in California.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
I like it. It's like she has a giant ravioli over half of her head. She has a giant gray hair ravioli just hanging right here. No, no, no, no, no, no. I wish Toad was like Reba. I hate Toad's personality. Toad is like, yeah, all the time. And I would just love a bunch of Rebas who's like, oh, you want to go into the castle? Do you ever think that maybe she just isn't that into you?
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Maybe she likes Bowser, huh, Mario?
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You realize it's a fool's errand to ask me to be proud of you when you're just a plumber. Okay. I wanted you to go to Wall Street, Mario.
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Finally, after like six years of calling her Dorito, we now have poor eat instead. That's good.
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Why did it take us so long to come up with poor reed? Like, why did it take Sutton Strack to be the one to introduce poor reed to the masses? I feel like that's something that like we as an internet community should have been able to introduce like several years ago.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Well, she would have worn a different color, but unfortunately that involves opening up a French door into a separate closet. And she hasn't quite mastered how to open a French door just yet. So Kathy is like, how are you doing? She's like, well, I think I'm like, I'm like a bit shocked and still like processing because like, honestly.
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I think this is the reason why I've been thinking it's Thursday all week long, is because I can't stop thinking about it. Traders finale is this Thursday, and we have been recapping the entire season on Patreon. So if you've been wondering where our Traders recaps are, they're over there. Now, if you are not a Patreon member. Obviously, we encourage you to join patreon.com.
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I was in the car driving with Jen, and she felt so bad to tell me, but she had to tell me. And Jen, I believe, Jen's her assistant, right? I think we saw her a few weeks ago, sort of crammed up against the side of the car, going to some party.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
uh yeah yeah no it's just it's like i i can't i can't it's like it's just wild that people do this i mean look i get it a lot of my favorite reality stars do this they're really really nasty and then they're like you know what i was angry i was acting out of anger But I feel like it's one thing to be like that on the show.
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But if you're just sitting on your plantation and just tweeting this shit, it's like, get a life, bro.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Yeah, well, you know, it was a year ago that I was at your house in Austin, and we watched the Oscars together. Remember that?
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I feel like I'm a fun Oscar watcher with her, you know, because my because my friends Judy and Matt and AJ came over and none of them were really interested in watching the Oscars. But I was like, guys, I'm gonna watch the Oscars. So they came over and we had a really fun time watching it together. I feel like I inspire good Oscar watching times.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
What I was going to say is I had read that Mike White had encouraged him to to to go watch Southern Charm, which, by the way, makes me really excited because I thought Mike White was purely just a survivor fan and listener or not listener, but just like a survivor fan. So it's cool that Mike White is also in the Bravo sphere. Like, I love that. That's like that. I feel like that's very cool.
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It really does.
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Yeah. That's very Beverly Hills. The three of them, you know, like the way they just are like quiet, the quiet competition, the comparing the doctor, like what doctor do you have? You know, yours looks, you look great. Or I do this, that, that, that polite competition that we see on Beverly Hills all the time. It's nice to see on white Lotus as well.
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I've only watched the first episode, but, um, you know, there'll be some binging later tonight. Yeah, that's a good one. That's worth it.
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I know. I mean, I do actually like it on its own terms as like a cool, chill thing that builds. But in the like in the wake of last year, it's it's hard. And I kept on thinking, like, is that is that they bring in last year's theme in now? And I actually read an article about the music supervisor and how he's like he got like a lot of crap for it. And they did like all this extensive research.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
They listen to all this time music to really get a sense of it. Here's something I did not realize. Again, I've only watched one episode, but the someone who the woman who plays the actress who plays like one of the staff members, she's like gorgeous. She performed on the Oscars last night because I didn't realize she was in Blackpink. And Blackpink is like a global phenomenon.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
But I obviously I'm like, I'm listening to Carly Rae Jepsen. I'm sort of like I haven't branched out too far. And so her name is her stage name is Lisa.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
and i had no idea that this um unassuming staff member on white lotus has 105 million followers and is massively popular around the world so that's just a fun thing to think about and i'm just wondering what bravo star she used as inspiration and can't wait for her to come on to watch the crappins and tell us all about it sudden she's sitting is there an inspiration yeah she's probably sheena
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I haven't heard anything about that. Yeah, I don't think so.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Well, if they do split up, they will wait until they're filming The Valley. And The Valley is apparently coming back very, very, very soon. I think like Rumor has it mid-April, but we don't know. That was from an old queen at the bar.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
That's the big secret. Now, do you think that is the secret or he just knows Kathy Griffin can't keep her mouth shut. So he's just going to give her some bullshit. So that way she can take it to, you know, podcasts and, you know, and, and make that be the definitive answer. Do you think Harry's not sly?
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
That's such a very specific rumor. I mean, like, who started that, that Harry Hamlin fucked a dog? That's, like, I'm going to say this right now. I don't think that Harry Hamlin fucked a dog. I just don't think so.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Tom Sandoval. Oh, go for it. Tom Sandoval. So traders, everyone, I hope everyone is caught up on the traders because I'm about to talk about it. Tom Sandoval was recently murdered on the traders. So he has had like a real big... image improvement because of the traders, people like him again, people, well, people sort of, what they do is they don't say they like him.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
They say, um, I, I can't believe I'm going to say this, but like, I find them to be really entertaining on the traders, which is fair. Cause he's, he's dumb. He's an, he's a dumb idiot. And it was hilarious watching him. And like after that challenge where he was singing, um, into the phone, I mean, that was, that was amazing. So, um, But he was murdered, RIP, RIP to Tom Sandoval.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
And he has now done his exit interviews with all sorts of media outlets. And he has told Us Magazine that if he were picked as a traitor, he would have just left the castle.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
i don't know if i believe that on the one hand i get it because he's been he's been trying to crawl out of this hole from skandaval for like two or three years now and he has failed on all fronts so like the last thing he wants to do is make himself a villain on the show but i also think he's addicted to fame and i think that if given the chance to be a traitor and to outsmart people i think he would take it what do you think ronnie
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
gosh you know uh michael horn in the comments has pointed out that scandal happened two years ago today yeah it's kind of shocking i can't believe it's only been two years i feel like i feel like it's been with us for like three years at least but i guess really yeah two years makes sense yeah where were you when that happened do you remember where you were Yes.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I was on my sofa. It was rain. It was raining. I was on my sofa. And, um, I think, I think it was a you or Katie or I think it was you. Someone texted me, I think it was you and Katie. It was like, we're a group text, if I remember correctly. And it was like impossible to even comprehend. I was like, what, what?
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Well, no, as the Texas governor, a.k.a. your governor, has just declared that he is thinking about renaming the New York strip steak into the Texas strip steak, which just goes to show that, like, I'm glad the politicians in this country are really prioritizing the things that matter the most. You know, it's an exciting day.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
And then like going on to TMZ and just like not reading headlines and not being able to actually believe that they were true. And like, it took a moment to process. How about you? Do you remember where you were? Doing Scandavol? I think Ronnie's AirPods have betrayed him yet again based on that whispered, fuck, he just said. I just remember... I remember how crazy it was.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I just remember going onto Twitter and everyone was tweeting and it was on TMZ and no one could believe it and people were cursing. It was so shocking. And then I think it was that like... I think the first drips and drabs that they were broken up and that was shocking. And then it was that he'd had an affair and that was shocking. And then it was like, Oh, and the affair was with Raquel.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
It was kind of like a, like it just came in these very quick successive waves. And yeah, that was, that was, that was an exciting moment. And I remember, can you not hear me?
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I feel like, you know, it's crazy that after all this time, you still can't search your text messages by date. There's no way that I'm aware of. I would love to go back to my text messages around this to know what happened on March 3rd, 2023. But there's literally no way to. How does anyone know how to do that? Does anyone know how to look into like search your text messages by date?
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Because I would love to know what happened on this day two years ago.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
No, just to see what I was texting, like what the text that came through, et cetera. You know, there's a way.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
That was a – yeah, I can't look it up.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
yeah um uh question um about sandoval no no it wasn't about sandoval about traitors um thoughts on dolores because like we are i'm so happy that dolores has made it to the finale of traitors um and when the season began i was like you know what i love about dolores is she knows exactly what's going on but she keeps her cards close to her vest
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
But now I'm sort of feeling like Dolores is kind of in the Sheree Whitfield camp of Traders gameplay. And I don't know how I feel about it.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I know. I know. But yeah, it's just, you know.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
mean that would be wonderful um but like it would be it would be interesting if she was like like for instance if this week she voted for ivar or iva um solely that way she stays on danielle's good side but i am um i'm good i i if she wins if she and gabby win together i will really be doing dances of joy but i'm just afraid that i i'm afraid she's not going to get it and i'm also afraid she's going to be really she's not
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
She's not. Seagib says she's not smart.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Does Dolores know she's in Scotland? You know, this is a beautiful, beautiful resort in upstate New York. Everyone talks with such unique accents.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
the headlines the real headlines are way too depressing to read but luckily bravo headlines uh continue to be um as like as stupid as ever for instance did you know that ben stiller watches the real housewives of beverly hills with his daughter i mean is that not heartwarming i mean they should change it from the texas strip stake to the ben stiller strip stay because that is a delicious headline
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
yeah okay i have to ask since we have we have people here who here in the audience thinks that brittany switched her vote to danielle and who thinks that she kept it on iva um because this has been the raging question that everyone has been asking all week long amongst uh traders fans and by the way i i cannot wait for thursday and are you going to be doing anything ronnie for the finale or are you just going to watch it like normal
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I'm just going to watch it like normal.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
A lot of a lot of people are saying in the in the comments, people are saying switch. Oh, my God. MW says I have to catch up. Oh, geez. Yeah. I mean, sorry. I think we kind of ruined it for you a little bit there.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Meaning like vote against Ivar and keep Danielle. Yeah. I think so, too. I think they're trying to set it up like Dolores fooled her. I mean, it's going to be shocking no matter what. And if it does come out to a draw, I think Ivar goes home because that's just the way this game has been going. And honestly, if he goes home, I would not be mad at it. I have disliked Ivar for so long.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I thought, hey, yeah, I was like a gay British aristocrat. This is perfect. And he's actually just so boring in the worst.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Yeah, and he was, like, so adamant about Ciara. He really was one of the people who was leading the charge against Ciara for bullshit reasons that I was just gonna, like, fuck you. And not fuck you because it's like, oh, Ciara was so great. It's more like fuck you because there was evidence pointing towards other people and you were one of the people who, like...
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Who got like off message with someone like Danielle, you know? Yeah.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Hey, you know, I wonder if Carolyn listens to the podcast, maybe she'll come to our show. We're going to, I forgot we're going to Minneapolis in like 10 days. Do you think she would come to our show? That would be amazing. I don't know.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I just love her so much. I just want to meet her. We'll find a way. Um, we have to talk about also that's non-traders related.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
yes i forgot we have something to talk about going back to southern charm we have to talk about vanita vanita has suddenly realized that being a reality star means that she's entitled to talk to the press about things that are interesting and so she started to do it and um she has something to say actually not even to the press she said some stuff to the press but before she even did that she posted on her
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
uh, social media on her Instagram story, she posted a piece of information that I wish I had known before I started yapping away on last week's recap of Southern charm, which is that, um, she said, I'm going to pull up the image. I probably should have done it before. And she said, let me make something very clear that dinner JT and I had after I made a brand Zeno.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I love the specificity of the brands, you know, was after the Bahamas and y'all as an audience saw it before. So this week's episode is now making me look like I'm a home wrecker when I'm not. I know what I signed up for, but I also will not allow the world to think that I'm that woman when I'm not. So bravo.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
yeah that's well i mean yeah i mean i'm sure if we went back and saw the scene of her making him dinner um maybe her giddiness was in interviews that they edited in and and if you took that out it was just her making dinner for a friend i can't tell but um uh But yeah, that sounds really, really dirty of the editors.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I mean, the thing is this, I don't mind when they play dirty tricks on like Austin or Craig or Shep, but Vanita, I mean, I just feel like she's so already starved for anything relevant to do that this was just mean. On the other hand, we're all talking about Vanita now, and we haven't talked about her at all in a few years.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
But I don't see her trying to save face because every... Everything that's happened to her this season has been her kind of doing something humiliating. And then she talks about it in the confessional that's kind of like, yep, I tried to do this thing. I tried to swim. I tried to straddle JT. I tried to make him fish. And I failed. Oh, and my boyfriend left me to go to Broadway.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Like, I think she's kind of taken it on the chin all season. So, I mean, I guess the idea is like she's taking it on the chin, but she doesn't want to have the idea that she goes after her. She goes after committed men.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
That guy's gross. Yeah, I don't understand that. I don't understand that. Someone in the comments says, yes, Ben, she's coming out pathetic. I'm not saying she's coming out pathetic. I'm just saying...
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
like she's had some swings and misses and she's she's eaten humble pie in the confessionals with a smile i actually think she's handled it pretty well because she's been like whoops whoops i guess that didn't work out so well for me you know as opposed to you know some people who try to make excuses for it and are like well it wasn't like this or that you know so i appreciate that she's just like yeah i tried that and i was a colossal fail you know i'd like that but um
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
The JT thing, though, ultimately, I think we all agree, she can do much better than JT, no matter what. Like, this controversy shouldn't have even existed in the first place, because she should never have gone for JT in the first place.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Do you agree that this is a... I was going to say, can you agree that this is like a generally very uninteresting controversy as far as controversy?
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
fred in the comments asks where'd y'all hair go um so unfortunately uh we don't have any good answers i'm a sinner question i'm a sinner i've been sitting a long time and the good lord took my hair that's what my mama told me and i believe her you know and guess what i'm losing more of it every day
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
And our Sparky is going through it because our Sparky says, my husband just told me that my lemon and chicken orzo soup needs a lot of seasoning. So, you know, it's a tough Monday. Carrie has it best. Carrie says it best when she says, Branzino is not a couch fish. That is what we all, that is the truth, most truthful thing we've heard all of 2025. Branzino is not a couch fish.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Yeah, he watches it with his daughter, Ella, which is kind of funny because I don't know why. I feel like if my last name were Stiller, I wouldn't have my daughter's name be Ella. Ella Stiller? That's just like a little... It doesn't roll off the tongue, right? Ella Stiller? Oh, that reminded me.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
They were seen in a parking lot of a steakhouse. I don't I feel like I don't I feel like Sally would not be able to. I feel like Craig would drive Sally absolutely nuts if this were true.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Yeah. But they were having dinner together, and they say they're just really good friends. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it always starts with the they're just having dinner together thing, and then it leads to something else.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun. And notably, speaking of Vanita, Vanita weighed in about, not on this topic, but Vanita did say that she thinks that Craig is milking his breakup from Paige. And I agree with Vanita on that. I think Craig is really fueling this fire way more than Paige is.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
You should save someone from drowning just because they're drowning, not because you're hoping they're going to say something nice about you on a gossip blog. You know, like sometimes you just do things because they're the right thing to do and not because you're trying to get goodwill for your publicity campaign. It's a lesson that actually a lot of people should learn. Yeah.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
By the way, R.I.P. Did you hear R.I.P.? Joanne.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
No. Her name is Joanne. No. Her name is Joanne and her last name is Fabrics.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Joanne Fabrics is closing. Yeah.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
My friend was like, my friend was like, I went to Joanne's on, I went to Joanne's yesterday and was pretty picked over. I'm like, that's how Joanne's always looks. They should just call it picked over. I swear to God, if you try to get buttons there, okay. You are a comp you're a business that is about buttons and fabrics and you can only get like, here's two. button size one, one quarter inch.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
And here's a six that are like three inches big. And here's what, how do you not have a proper inventory and supply of buttons at Joanne fabrics?
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
did i tell you i think i told you the time did i tell you about the time i walked into a michael's and i thought i was walking into a target and it was the most disorienting thing because there's a there's a michaels and a target that are next to each other on la brea and like i went on the elevator and i swear to god i thought i walked the doors are next to each other and i swear to god i thought i walked into the target not the michaels and i was walking around
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
what I thought was target. And I was like, I cannot believe how crafty target has become. This is a crazy target. Like it didn't like my brain would not let me like realize I was in a Michael's instead. And it was when you walk into a Michael's and you think you're in a different facility, it is a very strange experience. I'll just leave it at that.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
It's the Foster and the Furious. It's Amanda Foster. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
We never miss her call, it's Diane Call.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Let's share with Sharon Eldridge.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
It's our queen, it's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I love it. Listen, you'll know if he reaches out to you and says, need any more work done? That means he listened.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I think she's really trying to have a moment.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Um, yeah. I like someone on Twitter was basically, someone said it very well. They said, I believe they said something like, is that an 8.5 coming after a 10? I think that sums it up quite well. Don't even try it, Marie.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
The theater's near you. Also describes Anne Marie's second season of Beverly Hills. Yeah. Yeah. Anne Marie, your 15 minutes are over. You can't complain about how like it was such a bad experience. And then you were constantly jumping in whenever you can to make yourself relevant into the real house. So that's discussion. You're done. You're over and you suck.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I don't know. It's wild to think that Karen Huger is currently in prison as we speak. Like she is there. She might be going into like the cafeteria with a little red plastic tray and like some bowls and getting slop poured in or whatever. And she's just there without her wig, without her makeup, just dealing with crazy people that she would never, ever come close to in Potomac.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Like it's a surreal thought when you really think about it.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I wonder, I mean, how does, what is the deal with allergies in jail? Do the jails care? Or do they just say like, well, if you don't eat chicken, you can't eat, you're just not having dinner tonight. I feel like they don't make too many accommodations for prisoners when it comes to allergies, right? I have no idea.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Yeah. I said, do you have any Texas skirt steaks in prison?
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. What's going on with you? Oh, you know, just recovering from those Oscars last night, I had such an amazing time at the Not Vanity Fair party. And it was just like, I just felt like I was around so many not celebrities in my living room. So it's just like I'm a little hungover from all the intense hobnobbing with my pillows and my tables. How about you?
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
First of all, I said, first of all, I hate this. Zachary daiquiris. Second of all, is this, this, if this isn't a gay bar and then I'll be, then I'm going to be even more angry because this is a name that's reserved for gay bars. I'm sorry to say that's, it's a gay bar name. And if you've stolen it from us, that's just not right. That's not fair.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Well, I mean, the truth is like a proper daiquiri, this is going to be such a Ben moment, but like a proper daiquiri is not what we think of when we think of daiquiris. I think we think of like big red frozen strawberry drinks, but a proper daiquiri is just like lime and rum and they're very delicious and very chilled. But I guarantee that's not the drink that's being served at Zachary daiquiri.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
So to get to your point, the answer is we don't, we don't need this. We don't need, we don't need daiquiris. We don't need Zachary and we don't need Zachary daiquiris.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I did notice that. I was like, I rewound it like three times. I was like, is that a child or is that actually just a young looking lesbian? And it was a child. It was a child.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
It was a child busing.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
I mean, if it's true, it's obviously massively disappointing and really bad. It's surprising because Leva has always historically not stood for that. And same with Lamar. So it's surprising and, you know, it's wild. I mean, I definitely would like to hear more about this. And like, it's also if this person is actually like...
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
it was it was he saying the truth is he like a troll it's hard to say but i guess i didn't know that there were rumors about this happening at other restaurants it's really really terrible if it is true um totally agree unacceptable i also like the idea though i like the idea that a group of people came in wearing like air jordans and ripped jeans and like athletic gear and we're like we're going to zachary daiquiris
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
like we're putting on we're putting on this we're putting on athletic gear and ripped jeans and our air jordans and we're going to zachary daiquiris it's like the 11 lamar even thinking like that like bouncer listen this is a very important club
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
How are you doing? You're just at the straight up vanity party.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Wow. Had you read that? I had read that T-Rav had said something inflammatory, but I just hadn't bothered to really look it up because it's T-Rav. I'm just like, I'm just, this is enough. I just, you know what it was? I honestly, I just did, if it was, I heard he tweeted something and I just was not in the mood if it was going to be some mega bullshit.
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#2749 Crappy Hour 3/3/35: Venita’s Does Timelines, Karen Huger Does Time
Yeah. Like, how do you call, like, how do you say such nasty things about people? Like truly, truly nasty. And then they're just like, oh yeah, by the way, they've always been friends and they're, they're lovely people. It's just like, the pivot is just so, it's so vile, you know?
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
So Joe opens up a locker for Brad to fart into, which he does. And then-
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
whatever it was it was like a beer fridge or something it could be all over my fridge like put put a c on that restaurant put a c at the door please molly is um doing her hair and so her hair is up high and then they're like oh my god she's just like you look like leah you look like leah ceo and then we see like a side by side of molly and leah and leah's like damn right she does look like me genuine rock star 100 percent
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
And so Emmy is like, okay guys, I have an announcement. I couldn't go to Will's law school prom, which is technically called the barrister's ball. So yeah, just think about that. And I thought, what a fun idea to have a Republic fun prom, but with legal elements. So it'll be full of lawsuits and torts, but the torts can actually be like a dessert tort. And we'd be like, that's a tort.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
And the lawsuits can just be a stack of papers. Anyway, I was just thinking out loud, law prom at Republic guys. What do you think?
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Yeah, I hate cutesy prom invitations. Growing up, this was not a thing for me, by the way, growing up in Katona, New York in the mid 90s. Like if you wanted to ask someone to prom, you just walked up to them and awkwardly said, will you go to prom with me? But like, I swear, I don't know if this was something that started in the 2000s or maybe I was sheltered from it.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
But I feel like it started with Laguna Beach on MTV, where they would go to a freeway and dangle a sign over the freeway that said, prom, question mark. And I just feel like ever since then, everyone does these ridiculous things. Was this a thing? Did you go to the prom? Of course I didn't go to the prom.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Well, I thought you were going to be like... I thought you're going to be like, well, there was like this lesbian who would wear suspenders and we'd go, we just had to go to the prom and just like curse at all the people or something.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
My theoretical situation still remains you and Aunt Josie going to the prom in front of people.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Yeah. You still haven't seen the substance, right?
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
I said nothing in the recap about the ending.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
and then um uh we go to the republic back room back again and brad is like can we vote on prom king and queen yeah and emmy's like that's brilliant that's so smart okay um uh i'll just say in advance will and i do accept this honor thank you very much everyone it's it's so it's so great being a king and queen but we will treat everyone like not like our subjects but like we're equals okay thank you so much everyone
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
So this is the one I found. Yeah. I had downloaded one that was very similar, but it'll be similarly, I think it'll be also very, very, very busy. I'll try it. Here we go. I'm going to add this Charleston picture and it's uploading, right? It's going to be busy. It's not going to look great. Yeah, no.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Well, the big group coming in, guys, they're actually like my good friends from Atlanta, and they're all very successful lawyers. So, like, I know about lawyers also. And then he's like, ooh, do they go to prom? Mike's like, okay, guys, so let's try to keep the vibes up and have a good night. And they're like, okay.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
So now it's like party time, people coming in, Tommy Bahamas, cargo shorts, all the fun stuff. And Joe's like, hey, look who it is, successful lawyer friends. Hi, everyone. What's going on? Hey, that's my boy from Atlanta. He's a legend. Yeah. Yeah, he's good.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
He's like, hmm. So, Emmy's like, hi, hey, what's going on? Hi, Ally, you look so good. She's like, so do you. TJ's like, huh, hmm. It's extremely weird that Emmy is buddying up to Ally right now when both of her and Will believe her brother is the one starting all these quote-unquote rumors.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Joe. Okay. Here's the thing, Joe. Leah CEO said that there should be a girl out on the floor at all times. So I sent Siobhan out there. Okay, Joe, relax. Oh my God. Too much, Joe.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Joe, stop being a dick. I'm not, I'm just saying how it works. So Austin is watching and he's like, it's funny watching the newlyweds bicker a little bit. I'm gonna get the popcorn going. Whoa, I'm just like listening to the boss and the boss wants someone on the floor at all times, Joe.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Look, I'm not like catering to me. I just like need her catering to my boy from Atlanta. She's like, Joe, Siobhan needs to be out there per Leah Ehler, who is above you. So fucking chill, girl on the floor, okay?
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
so joe's like well here's the song but it's been spelled on purpose if you're in pain make it rain you're spelled you are which is kind of like egyptian so then i was like oh joe okay you can take it out by yourself because siobhan needs to be on the floor so by the way siobhan also needs to be on my television screen why are we not seeing siobhan i almost put her on the back of a milk carton the other day in my fridge where's siobhan where's she been why did we dump siobhan
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Yeah, I agree. So she comes in to help with sparklers and Siobhan is like, why is no one else back here? And just like, I don't know. It's just like weird. You know what? Joe Bradley thinks he's the owner and I have to humble him. That's like the typical fucking thing. I don't know if he has some resentment with me or what, but it's like not a good look at work.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
and everyone gather around who wants to hear some stories about gene hackman so joe is like okay too soon is it too soon too soon it's a memoir listen we're remembering so joe's like he's like well we only had one server come back to the three thousand dollar minimum table and like
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
you and the other servers like refuse to come out it's like a horrible look and they all deserve a VIP experience and I'm just like I keep telling everyone like why you keep like like while you keep making money from them I'll just keep serving you like that's like not a good look as like a leader of the company and we just cut to TJ going well I guess the honeymoon's over
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
It's not a good look as the leader of the company to take us away from our tables, Joe. And he's like, I'm not taking it away. It was like two seconds.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
So then the child server asks Maddie where Joe is. I don't know, child. I don't know where Joe is. And we're like a little like behind right now. So it's like, what the fuck?
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
The child was, like, born out of, like, out of, like, the bottom of TJ's Sir Wiener's cart. Like, the chemicals came together and created... It was like you saw, like, a head, like, emerge from the water. Like... It was like... It's like species. So Joe's like, I think we're sold out. I think I sold all the tables. And so then they're like, whatever.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
And they go out to help and smile and they sell things. So now we go to a tequila bar during the day and Michaels goes and has a lovely little lunch with his stepfather. So they sit down and his dad is a stepfather, but really considers him his dad, et cetera. And Michaels explains that, Reeve, well, he calls him Reeve. I think his full name is Rivelino.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
So talks about how his dad was, you know, no longer with his mom anymore. And that Michael talks about being raised in an Afro-Latino background. Coming out as gay was hard because there's so much machismo in the culture that he was raised in. And that his stepdad was the only consistent figure that supported him unconditionally. Yeah.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
yeah so um then we go to dunes west golf club and will and joe bradley will i'm sorry will and joe and bradley uh all arrive at the golf course together and will's like oh i don't think i've swung a golf club in like four years and just like yeah you should like enter you need to enter like bigger tournaments so brad shows up And so they go golfing and everything.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
No, his stepfather is really very sweet and very supportive. He's so cute, too. He's just smiling the whole time. Yeah. So, then, now it's time to go to bourbon and bubbles. That's right, because Leva sits down with Joe, and Joe is like, I don't know why Leva asked me here, but, like, maybe even if I'm in trouble, it's okay, because anytime Leva calls me, I'm like, hell, yeah. Yeah.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
okay that's great um by the way lamar told me last night that you want to take a month off to go on tour with maddie so i i knew we had to have a chat you know her dj career isn't real it only happens when we're shooting the show right yeah no but like i don't want maddie to travel alone that's like the love of my life but also her dreams are happening so i want to be the support system
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Yeah, I know like her dreams are happening, but while her dreams are happening, tables need to be bust. So don't sacrifice your career. You're really good at wiping down things.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
But you know, if you really want to run a space, you cannot follow Maddie around. You've got to chime in. You've got to clock in. You can't take the whole month off. I'm like, look, He, he tasted, he got a taste of the sweet life. Okay. He banged Countess Luanne de Lesseps and he knows he could be somewhere in England right now being introduced by Tilda Swinton. So it's hard.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
It's hard to go back to the sweet life.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
uh so now uh it's another day and the republic garden and patio has been turned into like a kitty a kitty spot because we've got big yarn balls lava brings in a big yarn ball and we see signs that say live laugh meow um actually that's just a joke
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
um so um then there's kittens and leva tells us there's a problem in south carolina because there are too many kittens there are so many kittens that even the kill shelters are having trouble euthanizing i mean that's what they always said on southern charm that you know charleston just has too much which is why the men get to have all the choices hey yo
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
All those sweet little kittens.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
They're all like bro-ing it up on the golf course and joking around. And Joe's like, it's pretty moist out here. Here you go, tiger. Here's a club. So then they're having fun. And then we go over to Charleston into the city and we go to the Nails So Dep. Or is it Nails So Deep?
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
yeah so he sits down he gets like a little like little nose and whiskers which is good because he spends the rest of the episode being very somber and like pulling people for advice with a little cat face on so michaels is like so by the way um uh lake can we have a talk please so i had a chance to talk with my dad and i like kind of want to tell you about it so i can maybe give you some advice to do the same with your dad she's like um what do you want me to say to my dad she's like
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Well, it's like, not really what I want you to say. It's just like what I want. Like, it's just what, you know, what you want to say. So basically I don't want to say this to my mom, but I want you to say this to your dad. So I'm just gonna let you know what you have to say.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
And you're also like, You have a cat face up. He's like, meow. Can I tell you what you should say?
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Like, it's like, why is everyone so concerned about my dad? Like, I'm glad you had a conversation with your dad. I just think it's great. But like, and I want to hear about it, but I'm just like, not ready. So now people are like adopt, not adopting kittens, they're adopting kittens and stuff. And then people are like walking in, et cetera.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
And TJ's like, Joe and Maddie come in and TJ's like, oh, I didn't know you guys were coming. I guess the old TJ doesn't get text messages anymore saying we're coming. So great, thanks so much for that.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Am I right? Maddie, come with me. I want to talk with you. So Michaels takes Maddie to the side and he's like, what the hell was that? She goes, yeah, Joe and I were fighting and like he was talking shit about Grace and I feel like he was like trying to turn her against me. And
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
oh i've never seen grace give you 90 so oh yeah well last year but you wouldn't know because you weren't fucking around joe so matt now back to president maddie's like now my friendship is being like effective because he's like trying to defend me it's like borderline suffocating and i can defend myself he just like needs to trust my judgment michael's just staring at her like do you feel like you can be more open with me now that i'm dressed like a kitty cat mm-hmm
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
So, yeah, they're there. And I just love, I'm so glad that Grace brought her mom because I love Grace's mom because she's basically, like, Grace and her mom just kind of try to look like each other, which is, like, my favorite thing. Like, Tracy tries to be, like, the cool mom, but then Grace is the kind of daughter that's like, my mom is just the best. They're just like this power duo.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
So Joe is saying in a confessional, like seeing you succeed as, by the way, sorry, TJ, just want you to know seeing you succeed as an entrepreneur and like seeing Maddie killing it and like Bradley like doing something just makes me realize like I need to focus on my career path because I never thought that like loving someone too much can have so many repercussions.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
What does that mean? I don't know. Maybe that's the name of the person who owns it, Depp. Or maybe it's a typo and it's supposed to be deep. But either way, it's a nail salon. Yeah.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
I'm just like too nice of a guy.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Grace! Grace, are you going to get a kitten? I don't know. You know, they're not like purebred, and I'm still kind of grieving Fergie. I only want a purebred. Stupid purebred kitten.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
I'll be honest, after Vegas, I was super hurt. She goes, and I genuinely apologize for being late to your set. She goes, no, but on the real, I'm not mad about you being late. I'm happy that you even showed up, to be honest. I mean, do you really think I'm that bad of a friend that I was going to miss your set? It's like, yes, actually. Yes, we do.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
I said, you made this. So Grace is like, we don't even hang out outside of this group together. And Maddie is like, yeah, because you fucked O'Sheen. I mean, I wish I never did that because, you know, he was wrong. I'm like, it's hard. Now I put myself in a corner and I just want to get out of the corner.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
I never should have fucked O'Sheen, not because it hurt someone, but because now no one wants to talk to me. So that was bad.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
You know, hooking up with O'Sheen was not worth what has transpired and what it's cost me. For instance, do you know that ever since I hooked up with him, I have not been able to find my Subway rewards card? That's a whole free Subway sandwich I'm now not getting. That's costing me a lot.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Mm-hmm. All right. Take accountability. Haven't I taken swallowing enough? Okay, you can only do it once. It only works with one of the words. Okay, sorry. I was trying to make it a thing.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
I did cry for her, and she got real mad about it, though. So then... So Maddie's like, well, the group is giving me a hard time, but they haven't seen the times. You know, you give me 90%, and I give you 10%. But sometimes, you know, and I give you... Sometimes I give you 10%. Sometimes I give you 90%, and you give me 10%. Like, that's what we do. We're girlfriends. I'm a DJ. You're the talent.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
And there's like a lot of expectations that come with being a rocker. I mean, you know, when you're related to the star of Hootie and the Blowfish, just like there's a lot of pressure on your shoulders. And if respecting my family and grandparents and their legacy, I just, I'm going to be more conservative about my sexuality and my fluidity.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
I love you. I love you so much. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. So then Lake leaves with Shelby, her lady friend. And then it's another day. The sun has risen over the Ravenel Bridge, a bridge that was actually shaped in the form of Thomas Ravenel's tempting fingers.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
So Maddie and Joe are doing their morning routine and we see TJ and he goes into his mail room, his package room to get some packages, but he leaves his phone in there. And then he's like, Oh my God, I left my phone in there. Can't get back in. And then we just, we don't get any resolution. I want to know how that was. I want to know how he got his phone back.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Yeah. And Mia's like, then like, why do you let that friendship exhaust you? Is that not a sign that it's time to cut the friendship loose?
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
I'm like, what, what, what? Excuse me. That is the most toxic thing. He just skated right by with that one.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Yeah. Seriously. He's like, I got, I got some work to do before I make things right. And so then a pizza arrives and there's like, um, Austin's like, he he's, he's got like, uh, the pizza has like pepperoni on it and it just looks like a strange arrangement of pepperoni. But if you look at it closely, it's, there's like maybe a P and R and, and like, you know, Allie doesn't think anything of it.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
So he has the leader. He's like, Hey, look, look at that pepperoni. Is that, is that a P and an R and an O? And she's like, no, I don't know what this is. I don't know what this is leading to, but I'm not going to accept it. I'm going to make you have to spell out the whole thing.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Yay. So Mia comes by and, um, she's going to have, she's like, this is my only meal of the day. It's a miss world competition somewhere. So, um, uh, so he's like really happy. To grow. And he presents Mia with three hot dogs and the mustard on it says prom with me, which, you know, I really enjoy this.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
We have a, we have a pizza, a pizza prom and a hot dog prom invitation, and I'm going to give it to the hot dogs because the pizza one was sloppy, but let's Hot dogs, also sloppy, but more legible. So good job, TJ.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Yeah, seriously. So he says it's been like very surface level borderline guilty vibe since since Vegas. So then Will enters with a bouquet of balloons. And they like one balloon has a P on it. One has an R, one has an O, one has an M that he's written out in Sharpie. But since the balloons are going in all different directions, it's like unclear where.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
what's going on and they have on the screen all the letters scrambling and swirling around and he's like I want to lean into the cheesiness of this since you know you've been working so hard to put together this prom also was a really good use case for my highlighter so he's like oh my god you guys I just got balloons and they say something and it's amazing I'm going to prom I'm going to prom with Will
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
I agree. We see a flashback to them fighting in Vegas. And Maddie's like, well, I don't know. I feel like one-on-one, like me and her, she'll take accountability. But the moment she's in a group setting, she goes on the defense like L-O fucking L.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
He's like, to be fair, I was just trying to write the word romp, but she read it as prom. So Emmy's like, it's the thought that counts. I love it. And I know you think about me all the time, right? That's why you cheat on me because you're thinking of me. And that's the thought, the thought that counts. So then everyone's just side-eyeing Will. And Emmy's like, he just asked me to prom.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Oh my God, guys, he just asked me to prom. I can't believe this happened.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
so um then she's telling customers they really don't care so now we're at a running path and brad is leading a running group called let's run charleston um and uh he's basically it's like his because his side gig is doing fitness stuff and everything so uh tj and austin are there and brad is saying that um it started off with just like a few 50 runners and now it's like a huge thing you know
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
And we see that Austin is, does not have sneakers on.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Oh my God. You can also be close to tetanus, you stupid. You can get close to the emergency room with those stitches you'll need soon. Yeah, he's dumb. Once you step on broken glass.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Well, Will thinks the whole rumor sitch is like being, like, thinks it's because it's like, Will thinks that like, he's saying that he's being bullied by Allie's brother. And Austin's like, um, I don't personally believe that it had anything to do with Allie or her brother. And to hear that Will says, even had Ally's name in his mouth immediately pisses me off.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
I mean, her and I are like trying to rekindle things. And the last thing she's gonna do is bring some drama into our dynamic. I'm currently not on good terms with any of Ally's family. They do not fuck with me. So I'm not having like conversations with any of Ally's people right now. So we'll just jump to conclusions. This isn't high school. This is law school.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
No one cares that much about you, Will.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Now, look, I believe, Austin, I believe that Will is cheating. But that being said, while you're building your case, don't have an aside where you talk about how you made some shit up during your breakup with your girlfriend. You lied just to get a rise out of her because that's not going to help your case on this show when you're telling the story about how Will was fucking in law school.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Because now you've just admitted that you actually are willing to lie to achieve a goal. So that's not great.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
but i don't think anybody expects anything different from this band i don't think anybody is going to be surprised or really care that austin is a liar yeah um but that was it now we have i'm still so upset about that um now so that's the end this week is actually going to be the season finale that was quick 10 episode season i think but um we'll see what happens at the prom at the law prom
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
get it just like you're such a douchebag so then there's they're taking swings and everything and brad's like it usually takes me like three or four holes to warm up and i was like that's what she said so yeah you don't need to be warming up any more holes will okay joe's like it's usual golf etiquette like i don't know how it is at the law office but like you don't talk during people's back swings do you do back swings at the law office oh
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Are you allowed to talk while you're using your highlighter? Because at golf, you're not allowed to.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Yeah. I'm like, it's like getting like really hard for me to like show up at their house. And then Cloris Leachman opens the door and then she like shakes her head and then nods up to upstairs and just like rolls her eyes. Like that's like not a nice way to walk into a place.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
So Joe's like, she's sleeping zero nights at my house downtown, which is like literally three blocks away from Republic. So, and Brad's like, well, why is that? I don't know. I'm going to whiff this too, by the way, this ball. So just stop talking. Okay. So Brad basically is saying that he understands why Joe's complaining, but he also thinks that Joe does whatever Maddie says.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
And like, you know, if Joe said, if Maddie says jump, Joe says, how high mommy? And he's going to go. So who wears the pants in the relationship? I think we all know. Ha ha ha ha ha.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
She's like, yeah, like don't put all your eggs in one basket. And Mia's like, wow, you, your DJ career must be doing really well if you can afford eggs. She's like, yeah. So Mia's like, it's outrageous that Joe and Maddie have been dating for four months. I mean, he wants to buy a house, get fake married. And it's just like too much.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
So then Maddie is like, I just, I also just like, don't have time to like move or like buy a house or like go house hunting right now. Like I'm about to go on tour. Do you know how busy I am? Do you know how hard it is practicing pressing play on my CD player?
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
I'm not putting words in anyone's mouth, but do you think that like maybe he's a little bit jealous of your career? Oh, my God. Oh, fucking hell. I feel like he's ready for his career growth as soon as he finds a career. And Maddie is I'm sorry, Mia saying like Maddie's pumping the brakes, but I need to hear her.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
I need to her to pull the emergency handle because Joe obviously sees Maddie is rising and he's got nothing going on.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
yeah and will's like yeah i mean you well you just need to like ask her to spend more time at your place if driving is the problem i mean you can come stay with me and emmy uh in fact like you know where you could like if you crash with me and emmy you could literally sleep directly in between me and emmy like just like be like a wall you're like a human wall in our bed like we'll totally be down with that then if i get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom you could just like keep guard
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Really? I think it's because I'm leaning forward. I'm like normal. You look very strong. Really? Well, thank you. Thank you. I've been trying to work out more, but I don't think I've been growing my neck.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
at least it is effort it is time and effort and like sometimes you just want like if you if you could just go home it's three blocks away but you have to get an uber and drive for 30 to 40 minutes like that's i mean if someone made me go out to santa monica from hollywood every single night of the week i mean first of all i would never date that person though that's an awful awful person but that's the point like like like at some points you want to say hey can you come to hollywood instead
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Cause you're graphically undesirable. That's what they call it.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
I think she's just not that into him. That's I think even the bigger thing that's come out of this.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Can I just ever win? Shit all over her face. It's so great. Will's like, um, you know, mistakes were made, lessons were learned, you know, no, you made mistakes and you learn no lessons. That's what you have to say. It's like, so for me, I mean, I'm entering a new chapter of my life. Like I'm going maybe from like yellow highlighter to pink. I don't know.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
We're thinking things through, but just like more professional and stuff. So my highlighter is going to have to wear a tie. And I kind of want to like get a house and settle down and have a yard and a dog and like prove to people that I'm mature by doing mature things without actually growing up. You know, maybe get some kids with someone. I don't know who.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
But, you know, you know, I want I want me to live the housewife life. So I'll get her like a back house for me and my wife. I don't know something cool like that.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
So, yeah, she's like my backup, which is, you know, something that she really likes when I say that to her, you know, I feel like she's really been supporting me through school and I need to pay her back. You know, after all this bullying I've been going through with, with Biff at law school, it's nice to have someone who can make you a charcuterie board at the end of the day.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
Yeah. Like, you know, when you've got like a like a plug in hybrid, like sometimes you get your you get your fuel from like the from the socket in the wall. And that's like me. But you only get 30 miles out of it. So then the rest you have to, you know, use a different power source. That's the gas. And that's that's what happens in the bathroom. So it's pretty cool.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
so then he does like this robot thing where he's like we can have platonic family i will give you a ring it's weird i'm like yeah but you're also asking for the exact same thing from um from maddie so and also uh emmy is kind of into the stepford wife thing like that's her goal yeah so i don't know
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But Vicki Lawrence won the women's show. What is Vicki Lawrence up to? Wait, I'm going to ask AI. What is Vicki Lawrence up to? She attended Pensacon, where she met fans and was interviewed by a digital reporter. She also enjoyed her time in Pensacola, Florida, which she described as a charming small town. Well, thank you, AI, for that very specific reference.
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#2748 Southern Hospitality S03E09: Kitty Cornered
So then Will mess up his swing and then they all laugh. And Will's like, I should have teed it down. Damn it. So, yeah. Now we go to, now it's nighttime and we're in the Republic back room and everyone's coming in to change. And now the back room is like a dressing room. So they're all like doing their hair and stuff. And Brad is, he's like, he announces that he has to fart.
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#2717 RHOBH S1410 Part One: Shock and Augusta
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#2717 RHOBH S1410 Part One: Shock and Augusta
Oh, okay. And then we go to Sutton's house and Garcelle is there and they're just saying hi and everything. Talk about their clothing. There's a lot of highs you have to sort of wade through. Sutton goes, well, I want to see if maybe you would come with me to Augusta and meet my mother. And Garcelle's like, oh my God, Reba, this monster of a woman that created you.
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I'll be there. I'm a little nervous about your mom, but other than that, I'm really good. Well, now listen, I love my mother, but she's very difficult. Yes, son. We see how you turned out. We understand. Yes. You don't have to say that part out loud.
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I have been resentful about my mother's praise on Christian even after we were divorced. Oh, did you see Christian did this in the Wall Street Journal or the New York Times? And I'm like, yeah, but do you remember my store in West Hollywood? Give me some praise. Well, okay. Okay.
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I am not going to take away from you, son, that your mom is very difficult and your mom should be praising you and giving you love. But like when someone does something that's in the Wall Street Journal, like I do think it's like slightly more impressive than like the little boutique you opened up on Almonte.
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Well, no, I'm just saying in general, like, I feel like it's what this is when they were married, though. Right. Or no. Oh, no. The story came afterwards. No, the mom's still bragging about his ass.
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#2717 RHOBH S1410 Part One: Shock and Augusta
Listen, it's shitty that the mom is even talking about Christian to Sutton. But there was something about Sutton saying this that felt like she was like, the implication was that like her storm was Hollywood was like as impressive as like these, these giant whatever things are happening. So like, I just thought it was funny also, because like,
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#2717 RHOBH S1410 Part One: Shock and Augusta
I just feel like Sutton just shows up to the store for the show and then she does her scene and then goes home. I think that Sutton's stronger case would be like, yeah, did you see me at BravoCon? Did you see the fact that I have lines of fans outside lining up for me at BravoCon, signing autographs, and I'm famous now and I'm on TV? That's a stronger case than like, did you see my store?
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So tomorrow night in Salt Lake City, we are going to, of course... recap the final episode of the Salt Lake City reunion. I mean, what an honor to do Salt Lake City in Salt Lake City. Last time we were in Salt Lake City, Heather and Meredith and Seth came to our show. So I'm very excited for what may happen tomorrow night. And then on Friday, we are doing Southern Charm.
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#2717 RHOBH S1410 Part One: Shock and Augusta
Okay. Yeah. It's sort of surprising that Sutton is bringing Kyle, but I think it's A, she wants to flex and show this big house that she has down in Georgia. And B, she's in a fight ultimately with Dorit, so she has to unfortunately be on Kyle's side. So this is who she's got. And C, Jennifer Tilly must have been busy because this was clearly a Jennifer Tilly slot that Kyle took up.
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and that's there it is that's what that's that's that's that was the moment where jennifer tilly was uninvited well i'm gonna see this i want to see what sort of feature films this oscar nominated actress was in okay this one child's play oh oh this i don't approve okay bound this one's more critically oh oh yeah she's not invited anymore
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So it's really going to be a great blockbuster way for us to not only end out this week, but end out this pocket of live shows that we have done over the past three weeks. So we look forward to seeing everyone there. And thank you to everyone who has come to our shows over the past week and a half, etc. It's been a truly, truly wonderful, wild ride.
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Great times, great times. Yeah, I love Augusta. They've got a tiny little airport, which we'll get to, but when she brags about how she loves that the airport's so small, never heard anyone ever say that. Well, we all like a small airport, like Burbank Airport, that you can go in and out of, but when they get too small, That's not good.
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#2717 RHOBH S1410 Part One: Shock and Augusta
I hate a teeny tiny airport because you have to still get there at the same amount of time as a regular airport, but you don't have any amenities. You're just sitting there in a plastic chair, uncomfortable for 90 minutes.
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Yeah. Yeah. That's wild. Oh, gosh. So where are we here?
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Well, I have to assume that she was thinking, you know, they have not had any sort of like motherly, they haven't had motherly energy in their life recently. And so this way they can remember what it's like. Sometimes people do that, but it's weird to do that with Reba when Sutton's like, she's tough. She doesn't love me. She loves my ex. She actually doesn't even remember my name.
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Anyway, I'm going to introduce her to my friends and they can get her maternal instincts.
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#2717 RHOBH S1410 Part One: Shock and Augusta
I think for Kyle, it's purely just a flex. Like, look, Kyle, I'm going to show you just a side house I happen to have that has columns. Wait, how much do these columns cost?
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#2717 RHOBH S1410 Part One: Shock and Augusta
Yeah, exactly. So Griselle is like, she's like, well, you want to be gentle. She is 82 after all. And so he goes, oh, well, wait till you meet her. She does not need to be treated with kid gloves. More like a, more like a, one of those electric prods that treated the velociraptors within Jurassic Park.
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She'll spit on you. So Kyle's like, yeah, she's not giving me feeble vibes. Oh no, she's not feeble. She is not. She is not feeble pressing. So Kyle is like, she's like, well, we best get to work. I'll bring some psychology books. So they all laugh. Now we go to Dorit's house and Bose comes over and Bose is like, hello, my darling, we're matching. And guess what? I invented matching.
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You're welcome. You're such a vision. Okay, let's sit down, girl, because we need to talk. So this is Winnie. Who is this one? This dog over here. That's Pumpkin. Winnie, Pumpkin, I don't care. I don't like either one of them. So we had so much fun at the beach. Do you want to talk about how much fun you had at the beach?
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Normally, if I just put some Rotel and Velveeta in the microwave, he suddenly appears in the doorway.
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You have a whole van. You have a whole van ride, a sprinter. You're going to be able to tell the whole story.
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Just let me eat my goddamn sandwich, woman. I mean, were they at Doritza? It doesn't matter. So Bose is like, well, did you call Piquet? Did you tell him? And Dorit says, well, what Jagat said, I sent him a long text.
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Oh, my God. That's going to be great. You know what? Those shows will be amazing because by the end, we're going to be like, from all the traveling, we're just going to be wild on stage. I just know we'll be lunatics. We are. And we're so happy. All those cities. We have always had great shows in all these places, so we can't wait to see everyone again. So yeah, go check it. Get your tickets.
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yeah it's probably been longer so she says i haven't heard a single word from pk since he stormed out of the office when i ran out of popcorn and then we were in therapy and he did that again and i mean i said pk you're not allowed to bring popcorn to therapy and he screamed and left there too he said he wanted a divorce but then he came back and got his popcorn he said one person i'll never divorce popcorn
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I knew I should have never made some kettle corn while he was gone at the therapist's office. It's just instinct now when you're married to him.
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Yes, it's like him trying to stay in a lane. You go left or to go right, you know? It's hard with this car. So she says, like, yes, and then he could serve papers. And Bose goes, oh, girl, what happens? I think about it all the time, him serving papers. I don't want to eat papers. Why would he serve me that?
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Did he say that? Did he say that when they went on their date on the beach that he wants three children?
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He better hurry up because she's like, I am in my late 40s. So they're sitting down. They talk. They talk about talking about relationships and stuff.
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timelines and um she's like trying to find somebody to connect with in la in your late 40s oh damn near impossible so i appreciate my relationship with keely we are in our love bubble everything is fantastic we are definitely a goo goo a gaga a boo boo and a baba lala and a lila left right left
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Let me tick. The egg shortage is not just at the supermarket. So let's get this going. All right. Get out of San Diego and come up to L.A. I'll say that's where probably she feels like you're wasting time because you're still in San Diego. So that would be the first good move would be Hollywood. And she says, well, you know, if I want to carry a baby myself, I don't have a lot of time to do that.
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#2717 RHOBH S1410 Part One: Shock and Augusta
And then I don't want to be out of wedlock. And he's like, yeah, I know. I mean, we're on the same page. You know, I think you're an incredible woman. And I love the fact that you're not pressuring me into anything. If I'm not pressuring you into anything, I'm failing my job. Put a baby in me.
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And then there's the usual stuff, Patreon, et cetera. A bonus episode, we put up Traders. Traders is we're recapping it. It went up yesterday. So if you want your Traders fix, that's where you find it.
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The next thing that comes to this table better be a baby or the check.
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#2717 RHOBH S1410 Part One: Shock and Augusta
Yeah. So now we go over to the Oak tree gun club and shooting range, which is open to the public. And it's a, it's a shooting range. And so Kyle is there with, with Mauricio and,
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um because he wants her to uh be equipped with a gun know how to use a gun ever since because for some reason um it's been seven years but suddenly they've decided that it's time for kyle to be better with home security i guess maybe because she's on her own now so it's been seven years since they had their home invasion honestly
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Okay, I know gun control, gun rights, all this stuff is a very, you know, controversial topic. People are very divided in this. You know, I have my own views, which I, you know, other people have their own views. But I think one thing that we can all agree on, like, yes, the Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms.
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But I think there should be an amendment to the amendment that says, but maybe not Kyle. Because guess what? I don't think I don't see anything good about Kyle having a gun. Kyle Richards with a gun in the middle of the night, that is just not going to end well for anyone. Let's just make that, let's ratify this constitution and just say, right to bear arms except Kyle Richards.
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Oh gosh, Kyle would... But those big dogs running around startling her. I mean, she gets startled by everything that moves. I mean, first of all, just for bird safety, she shouldn't have a gun, okay? Yeah. Because guess what? Those birds are about to fuck around and find out with Kyle and her little, you know, magnum. So, but she's there to learn how to shoot a gun.
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She had to learn for Halloween. You know, I thought this whole scene was annoying because, first of all, it felt like two midlife crises colliding. You described Kyle's perfectly. And then you have Mauricio who's like, yeah, I'm single and in a midlife crisis. So he's being all tough. He's got his tight t-shirt on.
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And he does this thing later on in the scene where he, for some reason, feels like he needs to climb over the fence and then do the rest of the scene from behind the fence of the shooting range.
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I don't want to see either of it. Why don't they just stand there like two normal people? Why does one, why do they both have to sit on the fence? And like, why are you on the other side of the fence? That's like, you're not supposed to do that. You're at a shooting range. Okay. And it was always, it just had this annoying bravado.
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And Kyle's like, well, if I'm going to defend myself, I hope I look like a badass. And like, I hate that. Like, I hate that. I hate like associating, like shooting a gun off with being a badass. I think that's such a terrible thing. I'm sorry. Well, welcome to America.
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I know. I know. But I just feel like like defend yourself. Fine. But like, I don't think it makes you look like a badass. But either way, it's just everything annoying about the scene. But the thing that annoyed me the most was that we had to sit through an entire scene with guns going off the entire time. They were like, I'm trying to have a conversation. I was like.
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I'm like, could we have, could we have for once moved into like every scene on Bravo, they always start someplace and they're like, let's go inside where it's shadier. And like this is the one time they decided not to move locations and we had to hear gunshots the entire scene. The audio department must have been losing their mind.
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So they shoot the guns off and everything. And then Mo's like, oh yeah, now I'm going to shoot my gun. Yeah, because I'm in a midlife crisis. Okay. So then he's shooting his gun.
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So they shoot and then Kyle's like, so like, how's your condo coming together? He's like, yeah, it's like pretty good. It's like, it's nice. Like, I've got like eggs and, you know, like a lot of canned soups. And she's like, canned soups? He's like, yeah, like tomato or like whatever. She's like, I didn't even know they made those sort of things. Oh, well.
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Either way, it's really quiet over in our place. Like, there are doors that we don't even know how to open still. And you're, like, in a new place. It just feels new and different from our home.
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She gets sad and she's going to start to cry. And the implication is that she's home alone and it's sad. But I think she's crying because Marisa got to get a new place and she didn't get to get a new place. I think that's really what it comes down to.
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I think Morgan is busy working on her whiskey still in the back barn.
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sorry kyle making some moonshine right now i'll call it back later yeah so so um we see a montage of kyle and marie's greatest hits for like the 45th time this season um we get it we've seen it we don't care and then kyle's like it really is like grieving the loss of someone who is still there oh
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I'm like, I know it's like, it's every time I think about Rinna, I'm like, I feel like she's dead, but I know she's alive somewhere, but she's blocked me. So I don't know. Is she alive? Is she dead? Is she dressed like a clown somewhere?
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Yeah. You know what I love about Lisa Rinna? She's not competitive with her daughters at all. Her daughters had breakthroughs as models in fashion. And Lisa Rinna, who's had a big career being famous already, was like, I'm going to do fashion too.
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Also, we've just adopted a golden cheese doodle. I was like, I can't think of any snacks.
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4 a.m welcome to the terminal so this is the vip terminal so this is like the terminal like i guess this is the secret terminal that the celebrities go to where they can just be inserted onto the planes at the last seconds they don't have to stand around with all us normies um so uh they're arriving and everything to it and they're they have like by the way for a vip terminal it doesn't really feel very vip in there it was like you have like some like miss vicky's cookies
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And, like, brownie, like, little bags of, like, one of those brownie crisps or whatever, and, like, some Twizzlers. It's like, welcome, celebrities of Los Angeles. We emptied out a vending machine and gave you some items.
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So Kyle arrives and she's like, oh, she's the first one here. And it's funny. And and so, yeah, Garcelle is abhorred about a guest about the fact that there's no private eye. So then they have to fly commercial to Augusta and they do just that.
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I'm just saying that to set you off. Thank you. You know, I love getting set off by this sort of stuff. Like, this is like my favorite. I already had a dog. This is what a great episode for me. I've had a dog rant, a gun rant. Now I get to have a bonus dog rant. Look, I'm not that mad at Junebug. Junebug seems like a pretty good dog, but like it's a public space. And also there's like.
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doors that are opening like you don't need that dog running off onto the tarmac okay we this is we've seen this happen so many times like oh flights are delayed because a dog got onto the tarmac and we already have enough issues with freaking birds okay so we don't need dogs
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So, yeah, she she did wind up on a leash. And what was funny about Junebug is like she's wearing some sort of like fringe around her neck, which I thought was so funny. She's like, well, I'm a southern dog now. Yeah, I'm going to the bar later. I'm going to do some country line dance with the other dogs.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley. Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz. It's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it. It's Lola Alcalani.
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She's the Queen Bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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Yeah. Is this when they had Boy George hidden behind a curtain, but they told... Because it was a surprise, they told everyone there was a black mold situation, which, of course, you... Why would you not tell anyone that at your party? Of course, you're going to tell people you have a black mold situation.
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And then we see Jagger when he was a toddler and everything. And then Pika's like, Jagger, what do you think, son? Yes or no? And she said, what do you think, Jagger? And Jagger's like, yes. He's like, no, I was asking you about whether I'll have to buy mommy another car. So that's hoping you say no.
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And then the Beverly Beats fashion show. Yeah, we see all the models and everything. And she's like, my husband, I was just thinking about my husband. And then PK walks in and she's like, oh, oh.
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Bubbly. That was our most current Dorit sound clip when she met both. You're corporate America wrapped up in one fabulous package. It's like she's in a car that's about to run through a stop sign and she's slamming the brakes. She gets so excited, she slams on her brakes.
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Hello, and welcome to Watch Where Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mantelker. Joining me today, Ronnie Karam. Hey, Ronnie, what's going on? Hey, how are you? Just fabulous. Just fabulous. It's another day in the life of the podcast. We've had really such a tremendous, tremendous whirlwind week.
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Also, I'm like really upset that this random montage, which I don't know why we have this montage right in the middle of the season, but sure. I don't know why this random montage did not feature one of my favorite PK quotes of all time. Punta Cana. That's where you go. That's where it's at, babe. That's where it's at, babe. That's where you go, babe.
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And not even the good cottage cheese, the small curd cottage cheese. Ew.
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skim cottage cheese you might know you might as well be eating spackle however full fat cottage cheese delicious delightful delicious I love full fat cottage cheese creamy wet I love it I love everything about it yeah me too I'm a cottage cheese fan I still wouldn't date PK though
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and there's like you know there are also i don't really consider to be ptsd i consider they're more obnoxious you know like i don't know telling everyone that i'm a raging alcoholic yes yes that is what it is what you are Extremely severe.
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Out of control, alcoholic. So then we see a clip of Dorit talking to Kyle saying, I started to feel, is it possible that PK and I would not make it? You know, ever since the supermarkets stopped carrying pickle chips, he's been in a foul mood and I'm just not sure we're going to go all the way.
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Yeah. So now we fast forward to now and we're at Kathy Hilton's home and Dorit, Bose, Kathy and Erica are eating dinner and discussing her divorce. And Bose is like, do you not think he still wants to be married to you? And Dorit is like, No, no, I don't. And I know this. If I have to go to war, I will go to war. Now, which country will I be fighting for? I'm not sure.
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We are here today to talk Real Housewives of Beverly Hills podcast. Tomorrow night, we are in Salt Lake City. And we are so excited. Salt Lake City just won our Crappie for Best Show of the Year. And on top of that, Angie Katzenavis won for Best Bravo Liberty, which was huge. If you want to see that entire ceremony, including Ronnie singing as Dorinda to Sunset Boulevard,
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Depends on what my accent is that day. But once you get to that headspace, it's not going to be easy to pull back.
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Yeah. hire someone or like give the dogs to someone who knows how to take care of these things. These dogs are always running away from her. She has, they're at, they're totally out of control. They eat everything inside. Like, look, I know dog. Yes, yes. Dogs eat everything, but these dogs are particularly out of control. And she always is acting like it's so charming, but,
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Remember when they went to Palm Springs or Kinter or something and that dog was just eating everyone's sandwiches? That is not charming. Get your dog to finishing dog school, okay? Because you don't know how to control your dogs. And now you've got this dog with a soapy back running around everywhere. You're not equipped for dogs. You are not a dog person. I know dog people. I see Ronnie.
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I see other friends. They know how to deal with dogs, but your dogs keep running away from you because they know you're not, you're not their people. So like, just give it up. Okay. We get it. We get it. Like you're not, okay. We, you, you did the Lisa Vanderpump thing. You did the swings. You got the dogs.
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you tried everything okay you became friends with pk over to read you did the lisa vanderpump thing it's over okay let's take down just just go into your into your foyer and stare at your neon art and call it a day go work on your salmon that's what i say so yes actually work out the salmon that could you definitely need to work on that yeah so now we go to martin lawrence blood fabrics
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Um, okay. Now I enjoyed the little Dorit, the history of Dorit and PK montage that we had at the top of this episode for no good reason. But I think I would have liked some of that time dedicated to more Martin Lawrence Ballard. Like how are we just relegating him to this little clip? We need like full scenes of him every episode.
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yeah every time we like this every season like kathy's doing something else like one season it's kathy lying in bed with a big box fan but this season it's like kathy in her like cryogenic chamber being like resuscitated like watching her like daily maintenance in that chair is so fascinating to me it feels like some sort of like cronenberg like the sci-fi gross out yeah you know
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i fully fully can imagine kathy elton just like plopping down her chair in a car wash and just going through it like everything you just said like the things flapping at her face and then the metal thing at the end that's like right up her head she's like okay i got rid of all the dead cells
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Hang a little pine tree on her and send her off. Why do I smell like coconuts?
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be sure to go check out the stream of it, which is available for another 10 days or so. It's on Kiswe. Our website, WatchYourCrappens.com, is where you can find your link to watch the crappies. I really, really recommend it because once it's gone, it's gone. Also, it's where you can get your tickets for Salt Lake City and then Denver the next day.
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Come on back, baby. It's also really hard to jump from like the Viacom ecosystem to the Comcast ecosystem. And like at the heart of it. Spencer and Heidi, they're MTV kids. You just can't go from MTV to Bravo. It's just a different world.
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So here's my thing. The Hills was such a low-key show where, I mean, the biggest spat that ever happened on The Hills was like, I know what you did. I know what you are. You know what you did. I want to forgive you and I want to forget you. I remember at the time, it was like, oh my God. Heidi did not hang out with LC. I can't believe Heidi did that. It's like, oh my God.
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at our show on, uh, on Saturday, um, whether they were, and honestly also in San Diego and San Francisco, but whether you were an audience member or a guest or anything else, um, really, thank you so much. We had so much fun putting on that show. It was so much work and you guys made it all worth it really was. It was the best one we've ever done.
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Because the show is so subtle that anytime there was any sort of ripple or whatever, you just felt it. But that vibe, I don't know if it's going to work as well. I don't know if Heidi is up to snuff for even OC. Although, It would be fun to see Shannon Bedore getting annoyed by Heidi, and it would be great to see Heather Dubrow take Heidi down a peg or two. So, you know, you may be onto something.
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I don't see Heidi taking down Heather Dubrow.
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I don't even know how that could happen. I mean, sure. Now at this point, I'm curious, so maybe it'll be interesting to see how that works, but I don't know. I don't know.
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It was kind of like a thrill of a lifetime for me with no exaggeration.
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Yeah, if there happened to be another person who fled, it's like a... That's like a... That's like Bonfire of the Vanities right there. You're with your side piece, and the side piece causes an accident, but you don't want to unravel the marriage, so you take the hit to protect your infidelity. I love it.
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Oh, now that... I support that. Melanie Griffith on Beverly Hills would be wonderful.
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Dakota Johnson showing up and being boring.
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She's so pretty. She is really pretty. And she did take down Ellen DeGeneres, which who would have thought that it was going to be Dakota Johnson to land the death blow? Yeah.
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Yeah. I don't know. Why am I so mean to Dakota Johnson? I like you, Dakota Johnson. I take it all back. You've done great work.
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Ross also was Ross in the in the crappens. Reddit was also very active in creating that party, I think.
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Dakota, you're boring.
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Dakota, you're boring and you're not worth, you're not, you're not like real housewives worthy. However, your mother is. So tell her to do it.
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Dakota's fanning.
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Well, I didn't talk about someone who should not be in the Real Housewives. I want to say, though, going back to the Heidi thing, I had mentioned it. I wasn't going to go back to it. But now that we're back on this topic, Heidi Montag, I think, would be actually very good on Salt Lake City. She is originally from Denver or from Colorado. So she's already from that time zone.
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And I think that she and Whitney, that seems like I can imagine it. I see her in that mix.
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Bring them all back. By the way, someone has said something slanderous in the comments, which says, Ben hates all Dakotas, including North and South. I don't hate. I do not hate North and South Dakota. I actually would love to go there. I hate North Dakota. Could you imagine? Like, I hate North and South Dakota, guys. I would love to go to either of the Dakotas. Okay, let's go. Let's do it.
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Well, I would be happy to see Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore is in South Dakota, though, right? It's not in North.
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Amanda in the comments. I know where Mount Rushmore is. Amanda in the comments has a very strong position. She says, merge the Dakotas with an exclamation point. Finally, a political message we can all get behind. Bring them all together. That way it's much easier to hit the 50 states.
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A Frank in Dakota. A Frank in Dakota. I love it.
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Um, I am going to say, uh, I think that she enjoyed the titillation and of it all. And I think she enjoyed the attention. She – no, I do think that – I think that she had like a girl crush on Morgan. And I thought – I think it was like cool to her that there was like this cool lesbian that was like into her and everything. Whether or not Kyle is a lesbian – I'm not, I'm not sure.
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I mean, you know, when at the, at the first episode of the season, when she had that like leather and denim party or whatever, I mean, it was definitely giving like some lesbian vibes, but now I don't know. I can also see Kyle just being like really into the fact that she's like, this is so cool. I've got like someone young who's like into me who thinks I look cool. So who knows?
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Yeah, it was fabulous. And by the way, I don't want to take credit away from Richie if he was the one who organized it. I just saw like Ross had done like a big giant post on Reddit with like lots of information. So at the very least, thank you, Ross, for helping organize and let people know where to go, etc. We only put in 30 minutes because we had to fly out the next day.
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Yeah, there we go. So the ongoing simmering tensions between Garcelle and Kyle continue on, etc. Countess Luann's story. Here we go. I'm pulling it up with Tilda Swinton.
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You love your Countess. I really do. Threw back a little bone in the links today. And I did see this in passing over the last week. I was like, what? Tilda Swinton, Countess Luan? The headline says it all. Countess Luan. Tilda Swinton told me, darling, I love what you do. I guarantee Tilda Swinton had no idea who Countess Luan was.
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She was just like, oh, wow, it's a lady in a bejeweled conductor's hat. She was a waiter at the cabaret restaurant.
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It was just Fraser from below deck. She's like, wow. Tilda Swinton not only said she loved what I do, she asked me if I wanted a cocktail. How kind of her.
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This woman has heels of steel. I swear to God. Luann's just going to dangle from the roof, the ceiling of every venue now. Whoa.
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the ghost of paparazzi is in the turret um so luanne says that swinton approached her after a london performance and said darling i love what you do you spread so much joy and then she extended an invitation to her scottish estate yeah i did go it was wonderful she went to tilda swinton's scottish estate what was that like This did not happen. Luann is on drugs. This is crazy. No way.
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This is a hallucination. I'm telling you right now.
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No, it's just it's so wild. My brain just won't accept it. That Zilda Swinton went to a Countess Luanne show and then said, come to my estate. And then Luanne went to the estate. I need to see a photo. Photos or it never happened.
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But what it was a really, really, really great night. That was fantastic. It was a big deal for me personally. So I just thanks everyone.
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You know, you lived in Europe before. Does that make these tours feel special? Oh, yes. Well, I miss Europe. You know, I lived in Switzerland and France for over a decade. And the UK. I'm looking forward to fish and chips and all those other crazy things they eat out there. And in Ireland, to Guinness and whatever they pour that dark thing into the glass. What is it called? Whatever.
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And I have friends in the UK, you know, you know. William and Kate and all of them. So I'm looking forward to seeing them. I love people. I love that they love to party. And I love that they love the housewives. And most of all, I love... Well, I just love all British men. What can I say? I plan to fuck around a lot in London.
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And for those who want to see me doing a duet with Mr. Bean, I will be at Glasgow, Manchester, Belfast, Dublin, Bristol, and just all sorts of British places. If there's a sheep, I'll be there. I'll be there.
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I don't know. It's crazy. Because I do remember when Terry Dubrow... Remember, we talked about this a few months ago. That he stepped outside. He was like, oh, hello, TMZ. Wasn't expecting you there. Well, I am ready with any questions that I may have already prepared for. Because I knew you'd be here. What's the story? What do you need to know? And he was like, she is a time bomb.
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She needs to be taking care of stat. So it's good that he's finally taking care of it. But now they've got to get to the bottom of it. It's scary. I mean, like... The idea that something is crawling around in her face is so disturbing. And I don't know how they're also not able to destroy it already. Can't they just shoot it with poison? Just shoot it. Just shoot it. Just shoot it.
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You have to have a very, very good aim. Just slap it out of there.
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And wasn't this it was that she had gone out and gotten like drinks with someone. Where did this all start again? What was the back? Do you remember what that backstory was? Like she went out with Phaedra maybe?
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Gosh, it is such a strange and creepy story. I do want it resolved for her sake, because it must be incredibly unsettling to know that there's something in your face that is just burrowing around and like... Actively botching you. But it's the... Botch, the active version.
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What do you think? I know. It's not that Gretchen was so bad. Gretchen sucks. But in the beginning, there have been way worse people. But the producers themselves acknowledged that after Tamara kind of destroyed Gretchen after her first season. Gretchen became more and more closed off. And do you remember that when they had that behind the scenes of season eight or nine of Orange County?
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Well, it's got to be about Brynn because no one else has bad press. The press doesn't generally care about the people on this show. But Brynn has bad press. Really, really bad press. If this comes out, it will be the most explosive Housewives scandal ever. I don't know. I can't imagine anything that explosive from Brynn. If the news is that, okay, Brynn...
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it like was a sugar mama or something like that like i don't know that's not that explosive right not sugar mama but sugar baby yeah i don't know what could be explosive like it's hard for me to think of the term explosive with with new roni but um i think it would definitely have to do based on what they're how they set it up i have to assume bravo bad girl is talking about brin
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That's the scandal that will explode, break the Internet. Bryn Woodfield dating an older man. I mean, people on Reddit, what I'm seeing here on the link is like most people are guessing that she lied about her childhood, which would be wild.
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yeah i that like the worst like the worst yeah it could get if she lies about her childhood that could be like there's no coming back from that i think but i don't think i don't know i believe her about her childhood i don't i don't think that's a lie But here's why you shouldn't lie, because the thing is that now you have people like us on the Internet who now question anything you say.
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So like she sounds like she had a really traumatic and terrible childhood and she does have a brother to sort of back up those stories. So there's that.
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Another big piece of news that people have been talking about, and they keep on talking and talking about it, is whether or not Paige DeSorvo and Joe D'Amelio are really dating. Because that was the guy that she went and saw the football game with. And when we did Watch What Happens Live last week, Austin said on the show that they definitely, definitely are dating.
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For a moment, Bravo was doing this thing where they took us inside
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And then we heard from an old queen at the bar that they are also definitely dating with... like very, they said they had very, very strong evidence to it. But the question is, do we really believe any of this? Is this just people who just want this to happen?
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like real housewives and so they did one of like her final season which lydia was on also and the producers said on that special that after tamra like raked gretchen over the coals with about that phone call whatever after gretchen's first season gretchen really put up a lot of walls and she became less and less authentic to who she was to the point that eventually they just they had to get rid of her because she just wasn't giving them what they wanted
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I think he was. I think he suggested it, but he didn't outright say it. Yeah, well, you know, Austin's not going to suggest anything like that. There is an item about it on Reality Blurb. The headline says, Paige DeSorbo claps back at Austin Kroll for saying her romance with Joe D'Amelio is not a rumor on Watch Happens Live. See Summer House's stars post. So Paige was not happy with all that.
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And Paige said, ah, yes, a man I haven't spoken to in six months knows exactly what I'm doing. And then she added, ugh.
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Yeah, never, never too rich. Yeah, I mean. Oh, sorry. Yeah, go on.
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Sometimes we see this. I've definitely known a few people in my life, and I've seen it happen on – I feel like some of these shows, maybe I'm wrong, where people are like, yeah, I'm not interested in having a kid. I don't even want to freeze my eggs or anything. I don't want it.
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And then they get out of this long-term relationship, and then the next relationship, they, boom, get pregnant right away. So like sometimes, you know, like I don't like I think that for sure when people say they don't want to have a kid, I believe them that they don't want to have a kid.
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But also I think that sometimes if you if you don't see yourself truly with someone, you're also probably not very motivated to have a kid with them. I feel like I mean. Yes, I know it's generalization because people do unfortunately have killed kids with people that they don't like whatsoever. But I'm just saying that sometimes there's more to it than just like, I don't want to have kids.
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And so I forget what I was, where I was even going with us. The point is, you know, yes, it might make Craig crazy. That page is, um, it's like preparing for kids, but like, maybe that's because maybe she's doing this because ultimately she just knew in the back of her head, like Craig is just not somebody I ever want to have kids with.
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So I was surprised that given that background, they brought Gretchen back into the mix. It's like, what is Gretchen offering? And like, do we really need Slade Smiley? Jesus. I honestly feel like it's some play that, you know, the political climate has changed in this country and Gretchen Rossi kind of feels like she matches the current political climate.
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yeah um i mean because it's fun to because you i think that on some level people feel like okay well i can always if i'm like a really good parent i could like teach my kid to be smart like i can educate them but like hotness is hotness so i feel like on some level there's like a sense that like hotness is so feels so entwined with genetics like let me just let's see what i can do i i think i can do the nourishment you can educate a hot person but you can't like
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Right. So I think that's probably the thinking, but you know, sometimes with a hot person, you really, the education, you can educate as much as you want, but some, some people are just hot and only hot.
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I even, actually, I don't even, I don't know who you're talking about.
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telling anybody that's okay um not only do i not know it's okay i don't like i'm not like oh my god i can't wait to find out who like froze their eggs like i literally don't care like not not saying your story was bad i'm just saying like that's just not the sort of i don't care about them when they're unfrozen i don't care about them when they're frozen just tell me when the baby arrives honestly
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When is the egg shortage going to end?
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Well, you know what? I'm just going to have to resort to fake eggs. So I guess I've earned myself a McRiddle.
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So I think Bravo's kind of like, let's match that. Like, that's the only thing I can really, really like.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
Clearly like he, cause Slade is like very intentional about his image. And that's why he's always been unpleasant to watch. Cause you never feel like it's authentic. He's just annoying. And I think that he did start to really, um, uh, I think he did start to really, really impact how she, like how she presents herself. I think it was a combination. I think that she was so burned by Tamara.
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And then this guy came into her life and I was like, this is actually how you got to go forward with the show. And then she just sort of, you know, she became really weird.
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All I know, yes, and all I know is that, like, these days, just Gretchen, the way she just, like, airbrushes the fuck out of her face. You know, like, I'm all for airbrushing your face. Do some touch-ups, add some filters. But it is literally, like, it's like looking through frosted glass with eyeballs. It's strange.
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So, Gretchen, so she is back in the mix.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
probably did um i think it's important i think it's important to note by the way that gretchen is only going to be a friend of which i think is really like that's an important distinction and it's also helpful because like if she were not friend of that would be like a full like a full gretchen you know housewife moment would be hard but as a friend of it means that hopefully that slade will be minimized and she'll just pop in and group dinners which which may be fine
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
I think it's just that if she has to bear the weight of being a housewife where we have to see scenes of her at home, you know, doing, you know, yoga with Slade or pretending to do who knows what like that, that would be that would be tough.
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hi ronnie how's it going good what's going on with you baby not much just you know just getting back into the swing of things back in la feels good to be back here what's going on with you same laundry back to the unglamorous life like fly back and you got to do all the crap that you left behind the first time i was like guess i should clean out the fridge now i know same
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
Well, I mean, you have to imagine that Jen was hanging out with Gretchen because I mean, it just seems to just make sense. Katie is a little surprising though. I would never, I don't know. I don't know Katie very well. I just don't see her enjoying Gretchen. I would see her being just like annoyed by her, but you know, Katie also grew up, uh,
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in georgia where there are a lot of like women with big blonde hair not as much as texas and so maybe like it's somehow like a nostalgia play for for and even though like definitely gretchen is not a georgian she definitely is not like doesn't doesn't play like that i'm just saying that like maybe there's something there that like um that katie may connect with in some strange way
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
And then Shannon Bedore, she posted a photo together. And, you know, in 2021, it says, Gretchen expressed her support for Shannon after she had a falling out with Tamara. For goodness sakes, her best friend Shannon and her are no longer friends, Gretchen shared with us in 2021. After a while, you start to look at the common denominator and you start to go, however... Okay.
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Well, who's the problem here? So, um, obviously like Gretchen still has beef with Tamara. So that's always fun. Yeah. That'll be fun to watch us to go on it.
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Well, another thing that happened was Spencer Pratt and Andy Cohen are sort of in like a low wattage feud at the moment. Spencer, I'm pulling up the actual article, but there was some press build because people were telling Heidi, if I remember correctly, people were telling Heidi, you should go and watch Happens Live.
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And then Spencer's like, why would we go on Watch What Happens Live when Andy Cohen called Heidi trash? Something along those lines. Okay, the specific tweet is, oh yeah, the person who said he would rather scratch his eyes out than watch my wife. Hard pass. Hello. Who hasn't said that? Okay, listen, if you were alive in the year 2006 or 2007, we all said that about Heidi. So just relax.
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Some of the history of this is that in 2023, Heidi went on the record saying Andy's preconceived notions have held back her potential as a housewife. Heidi reminded her audience that Andy made a statement a while ago that he would never want me as a real housewife. Also, Andy said Heidi wasn't for the franchise. Well, Heidi, that's you just have to deal with that.
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OK, because you're not you're not a real housewife. You're not real housewife worthy just because you're kids and you're a housewife doesn't mean you're real housewife worthy. OK, we already have Emily and Gina. We don't need Heidi to be in the.
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There's a lot of sad vegetables that wound up in the bean. But, you know, I'm just getting back into the swing of things. But I'm excited. Excited to talk some crappy hour with you today. By the way, you know, we said it on the show earlier today, but for those who didn't hear it, like, thanks again to everyone who showed up.
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If Heidi were smart, she would have moved to Manhattan and tried to get onto Summer House. Maybe she would have had something there. Although, again, she has kids. So I don't really know. Southern Charm may have been a play for her, but she's not going to be able to hang on Beverly Hills. She's just not Beverly Hills quality. And Sutton will destroy her. O.C. Yeah, I mean, she definitely has O.C.
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qualities to her.
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I know, but let's see. We're all that age. Okay, so Heidi Montag. I could be a seasoned Real Housewife. What do you think of that? Okay, how about this? Does anyone want to just deal with something I'm about to say? Is everyone ready to process this? Because I'm about to say something.
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Okay, we're all going to virtually hold our hands. Okay, everyone in the chat, everyone let's hold hands. Heidi Montag is older than Aaron Leachie. That's just so wild to me. That is crazy. How is Heidi Montag older than Aaron from Real Housewives of New York? How old is she? Heidi is 38. And we knew that she was in late 30s, but it's just weird that Erin is 37.
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I mean, there's so many people that are older than Erin, like Sheena, Dodie. But just Erin, her entire vibe is significantly older, and all of them, their vibe is significantly younger. It's just a strange world.
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So I wonder what I wonder what it was, things that happened 14 years ago.
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Yeah. I was like, you can't have it both ways. I was overlooked by this position that I don't want at all. I mean like, hello, does anyone else drop a sign on an expensive cake the way I do? I don't think so. Like AGM is like a really hard job and she's like a bottle girl, but I'm like a guy who stands out on the street and I was like, come in. So like, I think I'm more qualified.
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I've worked so hard for this this summer. Remember when I spent the first half of the summer hitting on the girl who worked below me? That really showed that I deserved a promotion.
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I'm not afraid to not be a friendly boss. I don't even want to be a friendly boss. And if you decide to come from level, guess what? You're fucking with someone who's on the Forbes 50,000 list, okay? So get the fuck out of our faces and get back to work, Joey Bottles.
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Double finger guns. You know what you're dealing with? You're dealing with someone who had a vision. You're dealing with someone who's the Steve Jobs of King Street, okay? Because guess what? One day I was happy and I was happy for about an hour. So you know what I came up with? Happy fucking hour, okay? Get out of my face, Joey.
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Who got Emmy the job? Apparently everyone got in. It was like a joint effort. You know, there was probably like a scene that was like, Leva, we've all come here today to tell you about girl named Emmy. We want you to hire her, you know?
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I just love also how threatened they are at the idea that someone that they got a job for could actually leapfrog them because they actually work hard. Because all we've seen Emmy do all season long is work hard and do lots of things while they're slacking off. Maddie is taking gigs at different clubs to DJ. Joe is hitting on employees that work under him.
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And Maddie's at Emmy's actually doing work. And they're like, what? I can't believe she got promoted over us. That's wild.
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yeah so joe's like i'm done talking and he leaves he's all pissed off it's like yeah he's like this is like not a side gate for me this is like my livelihood like you don't know how to run a business because i don't want to work here when i have my little sister coming out here and like ordering me around like that's like not cool i was like how about you stop referring to her as your little sister too by the way because you guys are both employees and that's not professional
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Well, I'll tell you what else was dropped. The hula hoop, because it was flying off her and goes flying at the dog. Well, hey, you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs. So then Joe Bradley, for whom being a VIP server is his life and his livelihood and he cares and he should get a promotion. He gets a text from Chris saying, we're at the manager's meeting. Where are you? Where are you?
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Where are you? Fuck, man. So then we get a new, Trixie Monaco's playing through all this. That's like, we're going to live forever. But then the song changes and then she's like, well, I guess we're living the high life. And then it's just Maddie and Trevor in bed. living the high life. And they eat BLTs and watermelon for breakfast. It was bizarre. Just look at my salad.
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I'm the bitch that eats this bitch right now. It's my sandwich. Melon to eat this fucking melon, right? Bitch. My name's Maddie fucking Reese. Don't you forget it. I eat watermelon and BLTs whenever the fuck I want. Cause I run this bitch.
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Yeah, which is, by the way, this is funny, reading this back, because we know the big twist at the end of the episode. And she's acting like she only found out about that phone call now.
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She is doing some, like, light reality bonties, but, like, the thing is, it's all for a scandal that no one particularly cares about. It's just sort of, like, there. We ingest it, and then we go on with our lives. So, she's like, yeah, I almost feel guilty hearing about that phone call. He's like, oh, yeah, you feel guilty for believing them?
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Yeah, well, you know what? Try to be the bigger person, and hopefully he'll do the same. But on his story, he's always like, oh, it's really easy to be nice and positive. And then we see footage of Brad, all of his Instagram stories, where he's like, be positive. Positivity is key.
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Which, by the way, I will give a point to Trevor on this, because one of my pet peeves are personal trainers who think just because they're in shape that they are motivational speakers. Like, hey, we're good at podcasting. It doesn't mean I'm going to go onto Instagram and tell everyone, You know what? Live your best life every day. You just got to wake up and you just got to do it.
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Like, no, you're a personal trainer. You've got a great body. It's your job. You're doing your job. Congratulations. I don't need every piece of content you put out there to say, like, why I've got to wake up in the morning and just do it or feel this way or be optimistic or just give yourself five minutes to think about you or just smile once a day. I don't need that.
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I just need to look at your abs.
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So Trevor's like, yeah, bodied by Brad. Positivity is key. And then he creates bullshit behind closed doors. Yeah, more like bullshit by Brad. I run this bitch. That was funny, man.
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Really trying to make Sammy happen. So she's like, he's like, wow, when we do Pilates, you really make me look stupid in there. oh yeah, well you make me look stupid when you train me. And then TJ's like, hey Sammy, you want a bite of the sandwich? Sure. Don't want a bite? Just a little bite?
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We've all been there, girl. Okay? We've all been there. TJ must have gotten fucked up in that Pilates class because this is definitely a revenge bite. Oh, so you've got a great body now. So you want a bite of the sandwich? Bite. I'mma bite. So, they're talking about how they got all this stuff for Will's party.
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Because Will's going to be having a going-away party, but it's also going to be a 4th of July party. And so, TJ has invited Maddie to the party, because he said, you know, I said, I don't know what's going on with her and Trevor, but if she wants to bring him, that she could bring him. And if she also wants to buy the sandwich, she could.
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30 minutes long then and he goes no because the voice memo he's showing everyone is like 30 seconds i love how sammy is like not even horrified that our conversation was secretly recorded like she's just like fine with that she's like but what i i don't mind that he secretly recorded me but that he only showed 30 seconds is horrifying yeah she's like why is like why is my camera time being cut down on this show i know that's that's probably what it was
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Brad's like, yeah, no one's on the phone for 30 seconds to ask one question. I'm like, have you met Bethany Frankel?
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So Lucia says, do you think he edited the voice recording that he shared to Maddie? And she's like, yes. So now we're hearing the recording and we hear in the recording, she goes, I don't know if Brad, oh no, he says, I don't know if Brad drew you into this or what, but, and she goes, it was something between Brad and I. I don't know. I was talking to him about it. Talking about what?
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Setting me up. Yeah, like, I don't feel like talking. I shouldn't have answered the phone.
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L-O-fucking-L. Welcome to the Watch Rock Rapids bonus episode. I'm Ben, that's Ronnie. And if you're listening, that means you support us on Patreon, so thank you very much. Today we're very excited because we are doing a recap of one of our cult favorite shows, the season finale of Southern Hospitality. Ronnie, thoughts? Feelings? Emotions?
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I think... The story's changed a lot. I believe Trevor did do some probably made out, or if he didn't make out, he was trying to make out. I can imagine him getting real close, like the noses on noses sort of thing. Either way, I think he is a cheater. And I don't know if any of this stuff exonerates him the way he thinks it is.
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But it's enough for Maddie, because Maddie's just looking for any sort of excuse to hang something. She just wants... Maddie is the sort of person... who wants to find an excuse to be able to go back to Trevor and then be mad at those who doubted them, even though she then, like, even though she burdens everyone with, I think he's cheating on me. I think he's cheating on me.
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And they're like, yeah, he is cheating on you. Then she can get mad at them.
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Yeah. She's just looking for excuse to, to do that bullshit.
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So Chris is like, Joe, how many tables do we have? He's like, oh, we're half-blocked tables. He's like, okay. And then O'Sheen's like, I don't know why Joe is so butthurt about Emmy getting her promotion. He's absolutely butthurt right now. And Emmy's like, okay, Grace, your titty's out. She's like, how? So now Maddie and Grace and Joe are outside. And Grace Lilly.
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And Joe's like, hey, so, like, what do you think about, like, Emmy's promotion? Isn't that, like, crazy? And Grace is like, I don't even know what an AGM was. But to be fair, I don't even know what a GM is. Or an AG. Or an AM. Or a GM. Or a MMG. I'm just confused by letters sometimes. And he laughed too hard. And she's like...
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I'm like, what don't you dum-dums understand? She didn't get your jobs. You still have your jobs. They're still mad at the wrong storyline. It's so funny. I know.
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Not cool. I would believe that. But what's funny to me is Maddie saying like, oh, well, Republic is Jo's life, as if it's not her life. And yet at the same time, she's so bothered by the fact that someone got a promotion over her when it's not even her life. Yeah.
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But you better be careful, don't get on Maddie's bad side, because what we learned from the previous scene also is that the last girl who got on her bad side, Maddie drove her out of Charleston. I was like, okay, I'm sure the VIP bottle girl at the club can drive someone out of Charleston.
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So Joe's like, you know what, on Thursday night, I was in a really bad head space, and I kinda got into it with our Chris. And so we see two days ago, Chris is like, hey, you missed the manager meeting, what's going on? And he's like, I just feel like I could call in. I could be on speakerphone. They're just like, put in an email, bro.
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I'm really hoping for you guys. I think the ratings are actually okay. I mean, they were getting a, what's it called, a reunion, which means that's a good sign. And I think people watch it. I think it's just one of those shows that gets a little lost in the mix, but I I think people are watching it.
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okay well i went out on thursday okay wait say it again i didn't really follow i went out on thursday and joe was saying like so joe was saying that you and will are gonna break up as soon as he goes to law school and he said he has no faith in your relationship so i mean it's like oh And so her hands get like into like full on like angry mode, angry like G.I. Joe mode.
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She's like, personally, I have a really big issue with Joe. But professionally, as an assistant general manager in this empire known as Republic, right now is not the time. And I will talk to Joe later in the week. Aria, I love you always and forever. Signed, your assistant general manager, Emmy.
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I go out Thursday. Thursday? I'm like, hey, can you explain that again to me, that concept? Okay, so Thursday night, you said some shit about Emmy. You said that her and Will were going to break up as soon as they go to law school. And Will goes, mind-blowing. Why are you saying that, Joe? You're really fucking up, Joe, actively.
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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Hey, Aria, first of all, thanks so much for, like, killing those White Walkers. That, like, meant a lot. It's not the same Aria. I'm a different person. Jesus, Joe, you're such an idiot.
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don't fucking talk shit about us joe you really fucked up joe you really fucked up so joe's like everything i said to aria i don't even remember saying this wild and well it's like oh do you believe it do you think it does it do you believe we're gonna break up because well i'm not ruling it out
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It's actually like a fun, frothy delight in the midst of everything else that's happening on Bravo, you know?
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So Will's like, I'm going to go back to work. You're really fucked up, Joe. You're really fucked up. Now, by the way, I like Aria, and the real reason why I like Aria is, to me, she looks like a young Dolores. You know? And I love Dolores. One of my favorites. She does have kind of a young Dolores vibe. Yeah. Or younger.
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And he's like, well, I've got some reading I've got to do. And I ordered a bed and I ordered a bed frame and I ordered bedding and ordered other bed stuff. Oh, God, I raised a poor of a child. I'm going to miss you and your stupid bed stories. But I'm glad you're moving on and getting out of my house and drinking all my tea and getting on with the next stage of your life.
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It's so difficult to have to explain the logic of her decisions over and over and over again. People don't like cold porridge. It's just what it is.
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Yeah. But, like, mom, like, yeah, I mean, Joe, like, so Joe's being a shitty friend. He's like, oh, really? But I always thought Joe and that tramp you call a girlfriend were always so close. He goes, yeah, that's why I'm confused about it, mom.
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I mean, the craziest thing about all of this is, like, I'm trying to make sure our relationship makes it through law school and it's hurtful because I'm having these concerns. But, like, Joe, his concerns is that, like, he's hoping it to fail, right? So, like, I want to succeed, he wants it to fail. Do you see what I'm trying to say here?
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That blonde American you bring around here, her.
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So now it's the 4th of July, and Trevor's waking up Maddie, because they gotta go. One foot in front of the other. And then we see Lucia with her son, and then there's American flags. There's three hours until the party. So now we go to this house that's run by this guy named Jamie, who's like a 55-year-old having a party for 20-somethings. And he's like Joe's friend, he's like a homeowner.
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And then Brad and TJ are setting up, and Joe comes ambling in. Hopping forth, boys. TJ's like, hmm, new shorts?
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I mean, they make Watch What Happens Live look like Friends. But does that... To be fair, is that only live viewings?
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I was about to say, not very creative.
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Then we see a montage of many Will moments with Joe, including, you really fucked up, Joe. You really fucked up.
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No, that's not true. By the way, I have to say, I love your stick vacuum. I like the way that you use it. It's like you really got all the dust. See, you're doing it right now. And thank you.
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Ah! Ah! Brad's like, be a man, Joe, and accept the fact that you were wrong and get your shit together. Please. So now everyone's getting ready for the big party. And O'Sheen's like checking in with Maddie about what she's going to wear to the party. And Will is like asking Emmy if Emmy's going to jump in the pool with him later in the night.
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And Emmy's like, I am not looking forward to seeing Joe. As an AGM, I can say no. I wish you were a lime that I could splice into seven parts.
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Yeah. Look, guess the gavel. It's tried and true game. Oh, and here's one. It's called Lay Down the Law book, which is funny because I probably didn't even have to add a pun to that because it was already in it. But I don't know. I just wanted to, like, gild the lily, I guess. And Will's like, it's a little bit on the nose, but it's cute. Well, thanks.
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I didn't realize we were on Great British Pun Off.
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vibes hey do i got lipstick on me he goes yeah you got plenty of lipstick on you does it look okay though looking juicy yeah they're real too real lips
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So TJ, he's so excited. He goes up to Emmy and goes, so guess what? I came in this morning with Brad and then Joe. He was an hour late. And Maddie's like, oh my God, Joe, I haven't even talked to him yet today. But then Maddie comes in and she goes up to Joe. We're cross-cutting between all these conversations. She goes, Joe, are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. Are you? Are you okay?
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actually this is the least okay i've ever been in my life but you know you're okay i'm okay are you i'm no it's the exact opposite of that but you know what i have friends surrounding me and i'm and i have friends and i'm like that i'm not good with right now and it's like fourth of fucking july and i just want to have a good time
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I love Maddie suddenly cares about HR. So Trevor's like, keep her away. And then there's this girl named Fran out of nowhere. And Fran goes, you say the word. And if you want me to pounce, I'll pounce. I was like, good for you, Fran. Get your line in there. Fran is that girl we all are friends with in the South. It's like, you want me to kick her ass? I will.
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But then when you need her to kick someone's ass, she's like drunk on a sofa. I'm just like, I can't because I'm just thinking about so many things right now.
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I know. I mean, the good news is, I have to imagine this is a cheap show to produce, if any of the production values or trips have indicated anything. I don't think a lot of money is put into this one. So, you know what? I think there's, like, chatter. Or thought, really. Or thought. This is this kind of show up and roll around, you know? Yeah. This show, this show is created by OpenAI.
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so trevor's like you could maddie no she can get the fuck out so then um that everyone goes up to the roof to have some cake and the cake is like a cookie cake and it says only nerds go back for more school which by the way the perk about the cookie cake is that you don't have that annoying thing where you present a cake and then someone puts it in your face because it's a cookie so it doesn't have the same effect so that was a good workaround
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So Maddie goes upstairs. Sammy's doing limbo. So she's like under the stick, like, wow, I'm part of the group. And Maddie's like, hey.
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okay so someone she's gonna come out of there you're discombobulated someone's going over we know that high stakes limbo somebody goes hey i know we've never talked but i would love to come and talk with you like come on we're gonna go this way come on so sammy's like okay sounds good so matt is like brad is conspiring against me to ruin my relationship but i already heard the story from her i listened to a 30 minute recording of it like i don't need to hear it again differently hello fucking hell
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Sammy's like, Sammy found some lean cuisines from the freezer and is just throwing them at the glass.
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There's other doors. So Mia sees this and is like, um, what just happened? And Sammy's like, um, I got kicked out because Mia goes outside. And Mia's like, well, that's not happening. And Matt is like, well, I want to make sure she walks the Fuck away, man. So then she locks the door.
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can't hear you okay i saw we can't hear you can't i died so then will will comes down he's like maddie maddie maddie this is my going away party there's not appropriate behavior okay and so he so they open up the door to let them back in and maddie just stomps awake she goes i kicked that bitch out she can stay the fuck out i kicked her out i kicked her out of this very nice house okay but other doors that she can come back in and i kicked her out man
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And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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Who's Caitlin? Probably one of her roommates from that house on the island.
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Brad just wants to see me unhappy. He can fuck off. So then Mia goes and tells Lucia what happened. And then Sammy's like, I mean, I thought we were going to be mature and talk. And then she like pulled me aside and like took a step back and like slammed the door in my face. And Maddie's like, keep me the fuck away from this bitch.
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She's acting as if Sammy has like come in with like a knife and is chasing around the house. Like, keep me away from this bitch. Trevor's like, okay, let's be quiet. People are listening. People are listening.
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It's just, it's a prompt. Okay. Young people, Charleston, someone wants to be a DJ. Someone has a grandma who has a chicken parm recipe. Go.
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Emi, to be honest with you, I was like frustrated because you've been like a little bit arrogant this year. And Emi's like, are you kidding? What is even the definition of arrogant? Let me see. Having or believing in one's importance or abilities. Fuck you! She had to look it up.
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Yeah, it matters a lot. This is really upsetting. Hold on, let me put my hands on my nose to make it look like I'm crying while fireworks go off behind me.
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yeah can you get can you give me a hug it's like sure i'll give you an agm hug right now so it's it's like an amazing scene because joe really is trying to pretend like he is emotionally you know distraught while these beautiful fireworks go off behind them um it's just hilarious this beautifully looking scene is just about something so stupid and petty so then now there's like More party stuff.
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Will's in a dunk tank and Grace is throwing balls and everything. And then Oisin is just like standing in the tank. And as women go by, he's like, hey, darling. Love that dress. Looks phenom. Looks phenom. You too, darling. Looking beautiful right now. What's your name? What's your name? Okay. Keep on walking. All right. Hey, lady. Love that outfit. You're beautiful.
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So then Will makes a toast. He goes, guys... I feel so humbled to have your support. At least most people support. Joe, you're really fucked up, Joe. But anyway, I always thought I could be that guy who goes to law school. It means the world to me that I'm now that guy that goes to law school.
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I don't need to actually... I just want to be able to drive to one one day and look at it. I don't need to graduate from it or pass a bar. Just going to the school. That was my hope, guys. Are there columns? Are there parking spaces? What's it like?
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I'm like the jock homer I went from Elmer to jock homer it's terrible so uh Joe goes up to Will and was like Joe you haven't talked to me once all night you're really fucking up Joe and Joe's like yeah well a lot of the reason why you're mad at me is how I treated Emmy and I apologize for that and I'm not rooting against y'all's relationship he's like that's bullshit Joe it's bullshit
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Joe, come on. You know what you said. You said it last night. You said it to Aria. You've been talking shit about us. Dude, like, oh my God. Like, I never want you guys to break up. I just know you'll break up. You're two-faced, Joe. You're two-faced. Why the fuck are you going around telling everyone, Joe?
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Did you come to me, though, Joe? Did you come to me?
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Come on. You think we haven't thought about long distance? You think we haven't? I'm about to be a lawyer. I think about things like objections and recesses and approaching the bar or approaching the stand. Damn it. I'm going to be sucking as a lawyer. I've got such a boss.
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And Joe's like, I wouldn't even speak to my worst enemy like that. Yeah, because he goes, Joe's like, well, now we're face to face, brother to brother, man to man. And Will goes, brother to brother is a stretch, Joe. It really stabbed me in the heart.
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Like we've been here like 10 years. 10 years, you guys. It's been like 10 years. And by the way, for those who didn't watch last week's episode, we got some previous leaves. I only wrote down part of the previous leaves. I wrote down Maddie saying, just when Brad thought this feud was dead, Trevor and I have the last laugh. And yes, it was a laugh that was held out loud. And guess what?
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Do it again. Have a fight. Have a fight. Sam is like, yeah, I mean, we could have had a conversation from the beginning, woman to woman, because I knew we needed that talk. Which, by the way, that's how you know that Brad's been meddling because he's the one who's like, have a conversation man to man, Joe. Have a conversation man to man.
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So her saying woman to woman is definitely like a seed that Brad put in. So Mia's like, what I want you to do right now.
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No pun. No pun. So Mia's like, come on. I want you. What I want you to do right now is stand up to Maddie and get into a fight with her because if it goes wrong, it doesn't matter. You're not even a cast member.
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So Maddie just stares at this girl, just stares her down all angry. She goes, I think you owe me an apology, okay? And Sammy goes, for what? For lying? I didn't lie. I have your voice. You said I lied. I set this up with Brad.
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probably cheated in the past i don't think it was with maddie though i think that sammy and maddie had had a i'm sorry sammy bradley had a conversation where he was she was like yeah you know i've been hanging out with trevor recently and he's like really handsy and he goes you know what you should just like film that okay because then maddie can see who the fuck she's dating and she's coming for me you should just film like i imagine like sort of like an offhand remark so she's like i am going to
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So then I think she films it to try to show something. And I think that she probably like embellished it to sort of like have this moment in the sun. And now she all of a sudden has to like follow through with it. But I do think that Trevor probably crossed the line. Maybe they didn't fully make out, but it was definitely something that was like not respectful to Maddie.
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But then Sammy got caught up in her own stupid story. And I think it's just like three very dumb people who are involved in an even dumber love triangle. Yeah.
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Yeah. And so Maddie's like, no. And it was a three minute conversation to hear what came out of your mouth. She goes, oh, so do you have the whole thing? I know everything, sweetheart. And I don't know if you know, but I was on a phone call with Trevor and I was there for the whole thing. And I heard it right out of your mouth.
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With Trevor. And the producer says, wait, you were on the call? She goes, yeah, but no one's supposed to know that. I was like, okay, you're just a terrible liar and cover-upper also.
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It wasn't just out loud. It was fucking out loud. L-O-fucking-L, if you will. Did we cover that episode? We did, right? Actually, I don't remember. You know what's funny with this season? I don't ever remember the episodes we've covered or not. It's sort of like one big, like, it's just like one big experience. But I think the thing was... I feel like we talked... No. We were going to cover it.
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But the thing is, it doesn't save her case. I don't know. It's so weird. Who would have cared if she was on the phone? You know what I mean? It's a weird thing to lie about. To find out that she was on the phone still does not mean that, like... I don't know. It doesn't move the needle on anything. It just shows that they're all mashugana.
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She was going to do it to make herself look like more of a victim. And then. I guess what the point is about discovering that she recorded it and that she was in on it is that, like, maybe she did pressure Sammy to change her story. I guess that's the implication. Like, she was, like, part of this conspiracy to make Trevor, to exonerate Trevor and to make Sammy look really like shit.
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And so she, like, did this thing. And then that way, Maddie could then, ten days later, come up and start crying and be like, I just found out this piece of evidence and I went, I turned against Trevor and I feel terrible when it turns out that she was lying on me the entire time.
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Yeah. I think it's something like that. And Brad's like, she just did this to make me look bad. So the producer goes, so why did you lie? Was that to protect Trevor? And Maddie goes, because I'm not the bitch that gives up. Yes. Okay. But still, why did you lie?
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She's the bitch. She's the bitch.
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She says, you need to stay away from my life, my work, my boyfriend. So Sammy starts to walk away. And she goes, no, you sit down. So, like, do you want her to stay away or to sit down? Mixed signals, Maddie. These are mixed signals. Okay. So then everyone's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Maddie. She goes, you talk to him. You're a fucking liar. And to hear it from your fucking mouth, man.
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So Maddie goes, I'm the, that's what she goes. I'm the bitch that fights, man. Everyone knows that about me. I will fight till the death for stupid, terrible person.
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maddie and trevor broke up after all that then they'll get back together because they're toxic oh my gosh what a show fun fun funny times thanks everyone for listening um uh appreciate your support here on the bonus episode bye everyone watch what crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors ain't no thing like allison king it's always automatic with ashley auto
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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp.
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Dana C. Dana Duke. Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trickless. Jamie, she has no less namey. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones.
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She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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We wrote down notes for it. And then we sat down and there was an issue. We had a technical issue when we were recording. And we said, you know what? Oh, it was the three show day. And we were like, you know, three show day after Jeff Lewis before the crappies. And we said, why are we wedging in? Why are we wedging in Southern hospitality right now? We need to keep our sanity.
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Have a heck of a time with Rebecca.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley. Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy.
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Give him hell, Miss Noelle. Ring that bell for Rochelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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gotta go i gotta go and then of course the big thing that happened last week was that leva promoted emmy she's like emmy you're not getting Maddie's job. And Emmy's like, oh, and she goes, you're getting the job above her. And Emmy's like, what? You're going to be a boss. I am going to be a boss. And Leah's CEO was like, you, I'm going to show you everything now. You are coming under my wings.
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Do you want to know how to refill a macaroni chaffer? I got you, girl. I've done buffets in Vegas.
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And so the big thing is that like Republic bar and grill and club and restaurant. is celebrating its 10-year anniversary on King Street, the epicenter of nightlife in not just Charleston, but perhaps America. And to celebrate, they're putting on a circus-themed party, and everyone's showing up in their circus costumes. But Emmy... Why hasn't Emi changed yet?
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Why is Emi wearing that, like, orange dress? It's, like, weird, Emi, because you're, like, a bottle girl, so you should be in, like, circus clothing. What's going on, Emi?
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Maddie, who is so furious that Emmy might be coming for her job. Well, guess what? You got to keep your job. So don't be upset because Emmy actually went above you. So now they're mad. And then Emmy's like in boss mode right away. She's like, okay, everyone, limes need to be squeezed. Brooms need to be swept with. And the sour looking bottle girl, you're killing it. We still love you.
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The Cloris Leachman with platinum blonde hair. Whoever you are, you're killing it. We love you. You're doing great.
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I'm here to be a assistant general manager. Barnum and Faley circus. So Joe is all upset. And so he's going over to Maddie and he's like, can I say something? I'd rather be a DJ. I'd rather be Joey bottles and you'd be a DJ than being a quote unquote assistant to a general manager.
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I actually just got a wonderful selection of herbs from there that I cooked some garbanzo beans with, so I had a nice, bright, healthy, herbaceous meal to start off the new year.
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I noticed that, too. I wrote that, and what's so funny is that he's dressed in these stripes and has a little beret on. So Joe's like, you know, I was really pumped for Emmy to get a VIP promotion, but I'm annoyed she comes out. I was like, hey, I'm like, AGM. And then O'Sheen's like, yeah, but she's in between Chris and us. She's a mediator. It's a good thing. He's like, no, I'm the mediator.
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I'm a... I'm a meaty and I'm an eater. I'm all this. Okay, okay. Calm down. You can't come up with your comeback yet. So don't be jealous. Just be proud of the moment.
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When you grab that ass, that's assistant general manager. Yeah, but like, who wants to be like assistant to like a cereal? Assistant general manager, not assistant general Mills. Come on, get a straight man.
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Will, could you clean up that mess with an actual broom, not the one you're pretending to have in your hands right now? Not helpful if you're miming.
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Has anyone seen Will? I think he might be in the new bottom floor that we have. I could swear I saw him taking the escalator down there.
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Look at me screaming uncontrollably. So Emmy is like, honestly, he should be excited that I'm the new general manager. And I don't know why he's so upset. It makes me mad. So she says, Joe sucks. This summer I've worked my ass off, okay? I've used that lime machine so many times and cut so many limes into eight slices all at once. I've just got the promotion of my life and he's ruining it.
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He's a shit friend. Sorry, not sorry for being your boss, which I am your boss.
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And they're like, that is amazing. And then we go back into the kitchen and they have this nice cake that says like 10 year anniversary or whatever. And Leah's overseeing it. She goes, okay, everyone sparklers 10 cake sign. Okay. Sparklers 10 cake sign. Did everyone hear that? I'm like, you're just bringing a cake outside. That's okay.
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let's open a bar and then we open a bar she's acting like they invented cold fusion like we thought what if we tear what we bring the particles together it's like um you just said let's have a bar and we'll open up a bar so then um you won't sell bottles of like of trader joe's champagne for like 500 i know
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So meanwhile, after Joe has been going around complaining, like, why isn't he, like, this is bullshit, that, like, someone got promoted over him. Like, I work hard, I work hard. So he has the big party sign, and he just drops it on the cake. The big fancy cake. He just drops it.
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It's not funny. And Levva goes, yeah. I could, like, not be more proud to work here. But here's the thing. Like, I'm happy for Emmy. You know, I got her her job here. And, like, she's, like, my little sister. But it's, like, not my decision. It's, like, y'all's decision what happens. And Leva's, like, okay. Like, let me worry about it. Like, I don't need your input right now.
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They always act as if they have the hottest club in Vegas or in Miami. Like this is the hottest ticket to get an Art Basel week in Miami. But in reality, it's basically people who just came from like the Bass Pro Shop who now want to go out dancing afterwards. Like, yeah, Republic is the number one place to go to after Topgolf. And we serve the clientele that way.
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Yeah, they make it look enormous. They literally make it look like a towel.
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but uh we've we've been people have actually messaged us and said oh i went to republic and it was tiny so they do great work and make it seem huge and you know mtv does that but it looks enormous so we also meet the new vip server as his name his name it looks like it's spelled oisin but i think it's usin osin how they said his name they say oisin but then someone calls them oh sheen so i don't know if it's like ocean dun dun dun
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You know what? There was an accent. And I think because they met him in Tulum, I just projected a Spanish accent onto him. And I wonder if it was my brain playing a trick because I just heard Tulum.
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By the way, I think you're right. Because his last name, I looked him up on Instagram. His last name is O'Neill. And his little bio says marketing master for NKD Marketing and Bravo Southern Hospitality. But then he writes down EIRE, E-I-R-E, stands for Ireland. So I think you're correct.
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Bravo's a TV official site. According to his official Bravo bio, he's from Wicklow, Ireland.
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There you go. There you go. So they met him in Tulum, which is where all of the sordid backstories for this show seem to come from, which I loved. I love that they were still mining Tulum for more people and storylines.
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except that they don't party anymore because that's a rule which is totally my idea and um we're putting it into effect right now right when the camera started exactly right i have to say ronnie when i go to a club my first thought is i really hope they have a good vip team that's going to help my party get started because that's how i know i want to go to this club it's always the first consideration is the quality of the vip team
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Outback is an awesome blossom. Bloomin' Onion. No, no, no. Bloomin' Onion. Bloomin' Onion. Yeah. Okay.
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one and only Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? What's up? Today we have a very special episode because we are welcoming back Southern Hospitality, which we were so happy to see got a second season.
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um either way it's like you know when i go to when i go to a club you know it's you know music who cares drinks who cares vibe who cares vip um vip staff only priority for me that's what i need if they don't bring out a good sign with sparklers then it's like why even be there like i'm done it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial
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I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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Yeah. So the big thing is that they have a new room for meetings because last year they were like sitting on basically paint canisters.
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I thought that they said it was a new room. I don't seem to remember a big vacant blue room. I mean, it's hard to remember. I have memories of every time they had a staff meeting, they were literally sitting on bulk cases of Fabuloso. I don't remember a big blue room with couches in it, but maybe it was. I don't know. Should have done my research.
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So Lava says, sadly, over the past few years, we got a little loose with our rules and we see like everyone getting drunk. We see Grace Lilly, you know, doing the Grace Lilly thing. We see Mia being like, I'm so glad I can be here. I can work here and just like chill with a glass of champagne. I want to go on a break. So they're all getting listed on the job.
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We felt we were afraid we were the only ones watching this show, but you know, they got a second season out of it because the first season was hilarious and wonderful. So Southern Hospitality, messy, messy show. It's like a little baby Vanderpump Rules. So season one of Vanderpump Rules was beautifully messy and season one of Vanderpump This show was beautifully messy.
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Yeah. So she goes, this year we're going back to the rule book. Here are your rules. Be on time. Respect managers. Don't drink. Okay? Because I have a business to run. And if there's insubordination, you're fired. You're out. And then we see her.
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Yeah. I don't know. I understand why on Below Deck you don't want to have your staff drinking. Generally speaking, you don't want to have your staff drinking on the job. But I do feel like at a nightclub, it's probably okay. Like, I feel like that might be an exception to the case. It doesn't really bother me as much. There's no yacht that might crash. There's no heavy machinery necessarily.
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So now she has a screen of cameras in her office, like a giant wall. Which, by the way, half of them are not working. So how about as long as we're revising the rules, why don't you fix your cameras? Because there was like seven different black screens on there. I'm like, this is not a very effective wall.
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She just has a camera on Gwen's. I just want to see what the parking situation's like if I go over there later.
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I know. It was like the head of household room on Big Brother. So Grace Lilly says, so in honor of Lucia not being here today, and everyone boos. So Lucia, who seemed to be one of the most responsible people on this show, actually got fired. That's what we find out.
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And then season two of Vanderpump Rules was even messier and wonderful. And so far, season two of this show looks like it's going to be heading in that same direction.
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The numbers aren't adding up. And I say that as someone in finance. And Lucia's like, I just took one swig. And she's like, and you didn't get any warning from Republic at all? It's like, no, no. Literally my first infraction in seven years and I'm fired.
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well maybe we should pass the sage around and we just spray it all over this room and so Mia says if Leva fired every employee especially the ones that don't work in finance that had a shot of alcohol in her establishment she would have fired everybody except for Maddie who's sober what I'm trying to say is we all drink so
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And Grace Lilly, give them a good first impression at the front door. Give them your best.
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I know you can kill it, Grace Lilly, just do it.
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So Joe says, last summer was like not my brightest in the lighting department, ha, ha, ha, ha. And they were like, yeah, Joe's an idiot. And they're just talking about how last summer Joe confessed his love for Maddie. And then like 45 minutes later, I guess made out with Mia and then told her that he was just like a real, he really dropped the ball on that front.
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Yeah, but they've forgiven him. Mia's just like, whatever. We're friends. So they're back to being... I guess they're all back to being friends right now. So Joe's like, yeah, I'm done pining for Maddie and Mia. And Mia no longer wants to rip my head off, which is great. I can just go back to being Joey Marbles. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It's a new year. It's a new Joe.
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And I'm ready to get back in the game and start dating. Wink. Hank. Yeah. Yeah.
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I feel like his parties were all strange, like tantric sex, you know, experiences, like people would just get naked in the jungle and then he'd pass around like ayahuasca or something like that or some sort of strange beverages, like enjoy it out of a coconut and they'd be like touching and feeling like I just imagine that that's what his VIP experience was.
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And he's like, I love girls. Amazing. So Maddie is like, so hey, by the way, have you met Leah? She's the new CEO. She's here. You're going to meet her. So then we see Leah.
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Leah is definitely, she is like the, like you're watching a high school play and someone has to play the boss in the high school play. And that's Leah. She's like, I'm going to wear a business suit because this is what bosses wear.
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Yeah, she just looks like a middle schooler dressed in adult clothes going around being like, I'm the boss now and I'm going to hand that in fractions. Nothing but in fractions. We're going to nip it in the bud. That's what bosses do.
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So then we hear a song and it's like, let's go, hands in the air, headed for the game, let's go. The unofficial anthem of Republic Bar and Lounge.
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Everyone, drop what you're doing. Olivia from Southern Charms is at the door. Get there now. Swarm. Swarm with bottles and free drinks.
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Yeah. So Leah's like, oh yeah, there's sage. I can tell because I'm a CEO and I hand out infractions. Well, Lucia's gone. So let the sage be gone too. Hi-ya. I just chopped it away.
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We're on top of things now. You know what's a fire hazard? Things that were on fire once. So Leva's like, you know what? We just promoted Leah. We just promoted Leah to head boss. And I just call her the hammer.
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Leva's like, yeah, Leah was out in Vegas working some pretty big hotels. Yeah. You ever heard of the NGN? It's not the MGM. It's the NGN. Yeah, it's there too. And she worked it. Okay. And we really fought to have her here. And she said, I don't know if I could leave being the manager of this buffet. And we said, come on, we'll make it worth your time. So she sets it straight. Okay.
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You've seen all the people that tried to eat the breakfast food when it was turning over to lunch. She wouldn't allow it because that's what she does. She's a boss. She's no nonsense. She's so efficient. She's like on it.
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there's there's too much sage back here we gotta nip this in the bud before all the customers smell sage a little bit so um then meanwhile the the vip team is hard at work making the superstar sign they're literally acting like they're doing a puzzle on survivor like a million dollars is on this and they're like putting the letters in there like Superstars. Let's say superstars. Is this working?
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Does it look good? Is this going to go out? Can we publish this? Can this go? Is this, are we locked? Are we locked in superstars? Okay, let's do it.
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He definitely will be. But this is also Emmy being like a responsible coworker as opposed to Maddie, who might be not setting up ocean for success. Like, like he might get fired because she's being like, you do what you want to do. Instead of saying like, don't do this, you'll get fired. You know, I think they're trying to set that up a little bit.
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And I would trust Emmy as a manager far more than Maddie. I mean, again, look at that apartment. It is immaculate. Look at where Maddie lives, okay? They couldn't even handle their charcuterie board. At one point, we didn't even talk about this. At one point, they had that charcuterie board sitting there. And what's-his-face just spins it and like three olives go flying off onto the floor.
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This is not manager material here if you can't even figure out the physics that go into rotating a charcuterie board.
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Just make sure the A-list stars at the front don't see the sage stain in the blue room, because that would be a disaster. We never would want Olivia Flowers to be grossed out by this place. So then we see Bradley. He's hugging Olivia and some others. And he's sitting with them. He's sitting in the booth with them. And Love is like, are you working or are you having fun right now? And he's like...
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That's all we know about her. Emmy spends like the entire episode slinking around corners, listening in on Maddie and having a look on her face like, what? She was like in a murder mystery. It's just like some sort of like silly murder mystery from like the 40s where she's listening in and saying, I just hit something. what?
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both maybe she's like no no you are a vip team which means you cannot be tending to the guests right now you have to go do something else it's very poorly constructed opening a plot it's hilarious it's like what you're having fun when you're supposed to be partying with the guests okay i'm gonna work on it ask leah ceo for some lines for me commercials here comes one right now
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Yeah. Sorry, everyone. I have to mind my P's and Q's. You know, the guests are like, I don't care. You're not our friend. We're not trying to drink with you.
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I'm like, I literally spent this money for you to serve me, not to drink what you're serving me.
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And she's just like, behind a rack, behind a door frame, just listening in on Maddie.
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Why do I feel like that happened a lot to Grace Lilly? Because her parents were like, hey, we're just going out to dinner.
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No, Grace, they just went in town. So then Lucia, who was fired, comes back to the club, which is like, why would you ever? So except on these shows, of course, like this is where Kristen came back to Sir like a million times after she was fired. So here she is pulling the Kristen Doty thing. And then me hugs her and everything. And then TJ is like, oh, good.
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There's something for me to be persnickety about. Look, Lucia's here. Can you believe it? She came back here. Who wants to be judgy with me? Anyone? Just me?
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They're saying they're lowering the prices at Topgolf. So they're going to have bigger people than ever before. And they're all going to come here afterwards. Sammy's like, I would be crawling out of my skin right now if I was you. And I was about to talk to Leva. Oh, my God. She's such a big, important CEO. How could you even be doing this right now, Lucia?
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So then Leah's walking around being the CEO. Still really angry about this age. Yeah. Yeah, she's like checking all the tables.
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And Leva's like, ugh. And so Lucia is there at the bar and she just keeps on saying she just wants to talk to Leva. She just wants to talk to Leva. So Leva's like, I don't know what she thinks we can do for her aside from rehire her because we have all the power. But like in my mind, there's just nothing left to talk about.
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By the way, Emmy is really becoming my favorite really just because of her apartment. I have to say, like, I was impressed last season, but I'm even more impressed this season because she keeps her studio apartment immaculate. Like, that is a beautiful studio apartment. And, you know, we all know the Vanderpump Rules apartments when they were these wretched apartments.
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So Leo's like, okay, well guess what? We've received a couple of emails from her. It seems like she's unable to understand her termination and it's not negotiable, which is a phrase I learned in boss school, which I am CEO.
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She's really dedicated, this Leah CEO. Leva's like, you drank and you're caught. And guess what? There's a new sheriff in town and she knows a thing or two about shrimp cocktail. So Leva's like, yeah. She's like, it's against the rules. Leva's like, it's against the rules. Yeah, it's against the rules. It is against the rules.
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So meanwhile, Leah's still in there. Shoulder pads. She's like, there's a bad decision. There was a bad decision that was made. And unfortunately, there's consequences. And we caught it. Some would say we nipped it. And if it were a flower, it had a bud. And guess what? That bud has been nipped. Some would say nipped in the bud. And she's gone.
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This, I just, big news. The boss of this place is in the place. So, you might have to come here.
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Like a wuss. Maybe the office was the thing that's new. Because Levis said something was new. And maybe because I think actually the office formerly was not on the premises. The cameras are definitely new. I think the office used to be in a different building. You have to go up a staircase or something.
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So Leva says, telling Leah, you know, I just, I would like an apology. Like, how about, sorry I disrespected your business. Like, I don't know if she thought that maybe because she has a relationship with me that she could do that, but nobody gets special treatment at the end of the day. Know what I mean? Unless you're Olivia Flowers. Please give her a bottle of Dom Perignon from you.
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sad carpeted decaying refrigerator places where the microwave and the air conditioner cannot be on at the same place just these like rat infested domiciles and I have to say you know all these Emmy could have she could have followed in those footsteps and she has a beautiful studio apartment everything's clean everything's painted and I just feel like she needs to be applauded for putting some effort into making her her little studio apartment television ready
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So then- You mean the office? You mean Lava's office? I bet Lava's in Lava's office.
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So now Leva, back to Leva, she's like, do you think we should have a staff meeting to remind everyone of the rules? And Leah's like, the rules of Republic Garden and Lounge, of which I am the CEO. And by the way, you can't have a garden without flowers. You can't have flowers without buds. You can't have buds without nipping them. Yes, I do. Let's have a meeting.
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What is she on right now? It felt a lot, by the way, when I was watching this, I felt like the show was at like a 10 and I had no idea why it was at a 10. Like everyone was like hyped up and angry about something. But like, I was like, whoa, you guys just started the episode. What's going on here?
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Is it surprising? No, but it doesn't surprise. Well, you don't say, but don't say, but as if you're going to change direction and the logic should say, is it surprising?
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If you guys are back here, then who's in front? Ha, ha, ha, ha. And so then Mia's just like, eh, I'm angry at my boss. And so she goes, Joe's out there. He's holding it down. And so Leva's like, well, then why do you guys look so emo? And Mia says, you were looking for an apology from Lucia for drinking on the job.
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Which, by the way, Mia, way to like blow up Maddie's spot that Maddie was just eavesdropping in the office a second ago.
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Mia had a very fair point there. So Leva's like, what are you doing? And Mia's like, I'm upset. She goes, what are you doing? She goes, I'm upset. It's the season premiere and I have to be upset about something. So she goes, well, what are you upset about? She goes, about the hypocrisy you are showing as a boss.
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Here's how to be hired at Republic. Here's the manual. Don't drink, signed Leah. Otherwise it will be nipped in the bud. So Madison is, Maddie's like, oh, oh, Mia, stop. This is your boss. Just like chill out a little. Just be like a little bit more like Trevor. Just be like super chill and kind of sexy. And Leva's like, If you drink back here, you're done. And Mia goes, well, I just don't get it.
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I don't understand. Which, by the way, Mia, this is like not a point you should be arguing because even though I said it earlier in the podcast, it doesn't seem to me a big deal if there's drinking on the job. Still, that being said. It's a fairly standard thing that you're not allowed to drink on job. So the fact that she's pushing back is a little like, use your soft skills a little bit more.
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Mia's like, you're being hypocritical as a boss. Leva's like, you don't need to work here. You said you drank on the shift. You're done. If someone else comes up and tells me that, they're done too. Mia's like, you're not going to fuck with me. No, you're not. It's like, Mia, you're fired. It's done.
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And then, of course, Emmy's listening. I'm like, whoa. So... She was like Angela Lansbury snooping. Like, what? I just learned something. So Mia leaves. And Maddie's like, wow, I would never talk to my boss like that ever. It's like, well, you didn't do a whole lot to sort of rein her in, did you?
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Unemployable. Leva tells us, I hate firing people. I'm not some awful person, but we're running a business here. And it's very important for me that the other incompetent people are not distracted by a different group of incompetent people. Sorry, it's just the way it goes.
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Not once. That was shocking. That was really shocking. I was upset about that. I was hoping we would see just a little bit more of TJ passing judgment on people. I actually got used to that. I used to hate it, but now it's actually something I'm tuning in for. And I was waiting to see more of him standing behind the bar saying, well, she just walked in. Because that was his whole thing.
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And then Oshin's like, Oh, I've been in the club scene my entire life and we've always been able to have a little dabble here and there. So there's no leeway or anything. You know what I mean?
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And Joe's like, oh, I do think the rules are like important, but like I've created this image of people like being able to come into the club to party with me. So like now that I can't do that anymore, like who am I? I'm not Joey Bottles anymore. I'm Joey Water Bottles. I love his existential crisis. I like just Joey Waterball. Who am I?
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But bye! She's like, I hear you have an opening, Leva. So now it's the next day. People are waking up and everything. And the big thing here is we see Will's butt on screen for a very long time because his hand is in a sling. And so Emmy has to help him get his pants on.
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And I also like that the next lyric is, I'm building my empire. I love that the song is really dedicated to this imagery about suns and stars and supernovas, but also I'm building an empire too. One thing doesn't really have to do with the other, but sure, go for it.
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Last season was like Mikkel walked in and they're like, guess who's back? Mikkel just walked in. Can you believe it? After everything that he did? Yeah. But now TJ was just sort of like there, wasn't right.
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I thought Mikkel was fired for a second because he wasn't even in the first half of the show. Yeah. But he's not.
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It's all they had at Boss Emporium, unfortunately.
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This dress is made from buds because I nipped so many of them.
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The other thing, okay, Leah says don't fire yourself. Breakfast $12.99, all you can eat. Yes, that one.
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Don't fire yourself. Thank you. Thank you, Leah, for finally saying it. Really great expression. So they're, of course, like, oh, my God. Like, you know, like, like, I mean, it's like, you know, like, you think our best sales nights are when everyone's sober? And Bradley is like, I mean, they're going to order another bottle because they want to party with us. That's what they want to do.
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So then Grace is like, don't ruin the vibe.
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So they're all upset because it's all ruined by Leah.
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I read on a boss website that you should tell your employees that they're all rock stars. And so guess what? You're all rock stars, which I think means we have a lot of good morale around here. So anyway, consider these buds nipped and let's go out and kill it. We're a family.
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It's a real inspirational story, guys. You know, when faced with the decision of furthering my studies and setting myself up for a career in really anything or making signs that say superstars, I knew what I had to do. I had to make the sign. It's my passion.
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I had to use the one that relied on my ability to hold a sparkler up in the air pretty high up.
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Yeah. And he's like, oh my God, Maddie's boyfriend, Trevor, they've been living together for a while now. Wow. You have something to say about them? And she's like, oh, I didn't know he had a girlfriend. I hadn't watched the show before. Oh, well, he was with his boys and buying me drinks the whole time. And I said, well, at least stop the cab first. And then we were touching each other.
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And then one thing led to another, dot, dot, dot.
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He's like, it's karma. She did that to herself. I had this great girlfriend. We were perfect. And then Maddie told her I was in the back alley behind Republic getting my dick sucked next to the raccoons in the trash. I love a good backstory.
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It's not lost on me that Kayla broke up with me because Maddie wanted to tell lies. Oh, it's all for Kayla.
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let me get a picture of this text and by the way the text says had a fun time last night so uh he's like this is what hey maddie this is why you got cheated on twice yeah this guy's such an and also he probably was getting his sucked in the alley what was the end of that he was wasn't his thing just like why would you tell her that she's like because i saw what i saw wasn't that the whole fight
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It was. And then he had to defend it. I mean, he probably was getting his dick sucked, but I mean, Trevor's also clearly still cheating on Maddie, but he's basically like, if you're going to ruin my relationship, I'm going to ruin yours, which is really, you know, a great lesson to be learned from Vanderpump rules.
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Yeah, I saw the other day I was driving down Melrose Avenue and a scooter and a motorcycle like basically crashed into each other and I just missed it. Like I was like, why is this entire lane of cars stopped? And like I pulled up just in time to see like the the scooter kid and the motorcyclist, they lifted each other up and they shook hands and drove off together.
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And I was like, Oh, I would have liked to have seen that, which is just my point of saying Scooter is really getting in the way of everything. Like I would have loved to have seen the scooter kid get hit by a vehicle would have been great.
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No, no, no. It's good. No, it's scooter. No, like the bird scooter, the bird scooter. The little bird scooter. Stay on the sidewalk. You should not be on that thing and a road where people are going 30 miles per hour and you're on there with your backpack and no helmet. And then we all have to go three miles per hour because you've decided to go in the lane and we care about keeping you alive.
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At least bicyclists can achieve a certain speed, okay? Although they don't always, and that's what drives me nuts too. It's like, okay, listen, I support green options for transportation, et cetera, ride your bike, but also if you're riding your bike, put some effort into it, okay? Keep up, okay? Don't go one mile per hour. Because people are on there just on a stroll.
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Yeah, especially Mia. Mia really tried hard. She's like, I'm going to have a moment to love us like you're fired. Wait, what?
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yeah go as fast as you can you'll get also some nice cardio out of it too but don't get this is not a time for just a leisurely bike ride in this 30 mile per hour lane okay so anyway the point was so now we go see what's going on at maddie and trevor's house and um they're like they're like the couple you guys and we know because like he's spurting whipped cream in her mouth and she's laughing and she's like you know what
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Fergie. Wait, is Grace Lily giving a reading to her cat or to herself? That feels like, that's so Grace Lily to be like, I'm going to give you your tarot card reading.
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So over in Joey Marble's place, she gets a call from his mom. She's like, Joey, I mean, yesterday you didn't pick up and then I texted you and nothing. I just need proof of life. You're acting like suddenly you're not allowed to drink on the job anymore. And he's like, sorry, ma. I'm working a double later. Oh, okay. Well, I don't even know how you do it.
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I mean, here I'm like, how does one man have the ability to do things like stand at a door and then momentarily go in the back room and write a sign that says superstars? You are something else, my son. Yeah.
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Pause for laughter. So she's going to open up a bottle of wine for her and Mia to enjoy. And they're just like, they're hanging out. So Emmy is like, she's like, so I guess let this be a warning to us. Lucia was lesson number one. Don't drink on the job. And lesson number two is don't yell at the boss. Am I right? Am I right? Remember that lesson that you didn't anticipate?
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Yeah, this isn't my main income. I'm not some loser who thinks this is their career and just gets all their money from working at Republic. Stupid faces. You know, Emily's like, oh, thanks. So she's like, well, if Maddie had stood up for you, I think this would have been a different story. But she didn't. She doesn't stand up for her employees. And like, I've lost a lot of respect for her.
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So she's like, let me find out a way to make this Maddie's fault.
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I'm so mad that Maddie didn't tell me to shut up when I couldn't stop talking. What? Damn. So Emmy is like, yeah, Maddie claims to be the bitch who runs this bitch, but she doesn't even care what we even do anymore. She just wants to be with Trevor 24 seven. So I mean, so now they give each other like evil smiles. They're like, ha ha ha ha.
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Yeah, although you're going to have to get Maddie more than me because I'm working in finance and not at the club anymore. So now the next song.
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Remember the days. So yeah, there's like, everyone's getting ready for the day shift. And Maddie tells us, Maddie gives us a little insight into her craft. She goes, day club Sunday is my favorite day of the week because to work all night and then wake up and do it again to maximize sales. Wow. I love a good darty. Day party. Darty. Yeah. Day and a party.
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He's like, wow. You know how many times she does that? I feel like she did that all last season. You're a DJ? I'm a DJ. I'm going to see Dan's summit in Florida because I'm a DJ. It's time to give it up. So now Taylor stops by. Taylor, not there to promote Day Chaser just because she's a VIP. And she's talking to Joe and she's like, wow, Maddie's so hot. She's like the hottest.
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Imagine if she liked you. Ha ha ha ha. Bye.
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They did a really bad job of recruiting Southern Charm VIP. It's like, was Craig not around? Olivia and Taylor as the special guest stars, it's just not as strong as it has been in the past.
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what is he called the bike the bicycle buddy the uh king the the uh yeah the the the it's like a rickshaw like an urban rickshaw or i guess rickshaws are urban it's like a rickshaw like a bike bike but i feel like it's not a rickshaw it's like a bug it's just a bug it's a bike bike taxi
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this announcement and she goes oh well I thought I saw chest hair but you drank only soda water so I guess not pussy she's like hey whoa whoa that's a little hard on me so then also literally does not have one spot of hair on him
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we saw the opening scene it's very smooth so uh maddie's then she's telling a group of girls uh she's like sorry like there's no there's there's rules here and every like by the way everyone here has knows each other and everyone slept with each other so that's the rules of this town yeah
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Really want to vacuum. Brad's like, okay, well, since you didn't ask here, I'll show you the text. Like here, check it out. So they look at it and TJ's like, oh my God. He's like, this is going to be a shit storm. I'll need two vacuums to clean it up, okay? And I am here for it.
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So they are like, of course, so excited that they can, you know, they can basically, they have some vague evidence that Trevor cheated so they can, you know, go break up this relationship.
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And he's just staring at the chomping gum. we're at that place where like, we put like whipped cream in each other's mouth. It's kind of like, great. I have charcuterie for breakfast. So Brad's like, well, uh, just want to make sure. Um, because one of my clients came up to me and said that Trevor's texting her multiple times. They made out and everything like that. So, so she's like,
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um yeah i already knew about the text messages so like nothing happened like whatever he was like apologetic it's already like wait how would you already know about the text messages like what huh i'm confused so wait why so was he coming clean because he knew he did something wrong in front of people who were probably gonna tattletale on him or are you do you have access to his phone what's going on i hope it's b because you should yeah
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sorry just putting up those christmas decorations a few months early can never get ahead of it too much up to her ear it's like so brad's like oh i thought you knew that maddie they made out at the bar so do you not believe me and she's like he was making out with her oh my god he goes you should trust someone if you don't trust them you should be done with your boyfriend so then she's like all mad
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And so she's texting saying, where the fuck are you? Pick up the fucking phone. And then she leaves a voicemail and she's all angry and she goes, fuck this shit. I got to go. So she picks up a shovel. There's like a random, like large shovel there. Like she's going to like, you know, do some gardening and she picks up the shovel and then just like heads out.
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So what is she going to do with this shovel? And she's driving off. And Emmy, of course, is like under the car, like Cape Fear style, like just, just working on your muffler.
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So then Brad, Joe, and Emmy and TJ are talking, and TJ's like, tell me everything. Tell me, just, okay, show me on the vacuum where Trevor hurt Maddie. And Emmy is like, okay, so Bradley just told me that Maddie, that told Maddie that Trevor cheated, and then she left with a shovel.
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Leah's like, she took our shovel. That is stealing from the property. And guess what? We're going to nip that in the bud. She is fired. You cannot steal the shovel.
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So she gets to the house that she lives in with Trevor. And then she, when she's holding the shovel, she's going to bring the shovel inside the house and she walks in, but the door is locked. And I guess she doesn't have keys to her own house. Is that the thing?
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Or maybe she left in such a haste that she left the keys behind, but either way, she's trying that door and she can't get in to her own house yet again. So she calls and then this time he answers, which is like the worst time to answer. Cause now she's outside with a shovel.
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Yeah, and no one hates him more than Joey Marbles, also known as Joey Bottles, also known as just Joe Bradley. And he's like, Trevor cheated on Maddie, and she went back to him. It was just terrible. Like, hey, he already cheated on you once. I don't know why he would go back.
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Because I didn't cheat on you. I just made out with a girl at the bar. He doesn't say that part, but that's in my mind. And she's like, you're a fucking liar. I haven't. I promised you. You're making a big decision right now because I didn't do anything. I'm like, well, if you didn't cheat on her, then why did you not want the camera crews in for this part of the conversation, sir?
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um ma'am if you're gonna bring a shovel into the house i better hear some things breaking like i want you slamming on coffee tables i want you slamming lamps i want the whole thing i mean don't hit him violence is never the answer but breaking in your apartment would have made it would have been wonderful
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She's like, oh, I forgot to mention after I yell at Trevor, I do actually have plans to do some digging somewhere else. That's all. It was purely coincidental. So that was the premiere. It was sort of, it was a little extra, but it was silly. I enjoyed it. It was a breath of fresh air, you know?
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To NASCAR in Charlotte. And then Joe's like, Trevor's like a stereotypical geek in the movie. Like, once a cheater, always a cheater. He just got marbled.
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I enjoy Lava. And generally speaking, I've often enjoyed people without charisma on these shows just because I find them fascinating. And they gave us a new one, Lava's new sidekick, Leah, which we'll get into.
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This is amazing. Leah's my favorite. I love Leah. So this summer, Maddie's saying, I believed him. And when he said he would never do it again, and he cheated.
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And everyone's like, yeah, it's Trevor. Hello. We told you so. So she's like, you told me you would never text her again. You lied to me, Trevor.
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Well, their uniforms are always different. I mean, last season, famously, their first uniform was this fluorescent green thing that they wore that covered up barely an areola. And I say that not from a prudish place, but just because they're all wearing it. And Leva's like, I'm all about female empowerment, and I just want to see women supporting women. I just want women to win.
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Now wear this nipple cover as your dress. So, but I think they like it changes from like night to night at Republic. Am I wrong? Like from event to event?
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Yeah, well, it gets a very long and extended scene. It was it was it was up on screen for a while. So, yeah. And we see Brad Bradley doing push ups. That's right. Because there's Joe. Joey Marbles is Joe Bradley. But then there's also a Bradley, right? Like there's it's confusing. Yes. So and then Matt and then Maddie's over a Trevor's place and Trevor's shaving.
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trevor really looks like like maybe like theodore from alvin and the chipmunks right like it's kind of like this is who she decided like she's going to like isolate herself from all her friends for this theodore looking guy and he's shaving and she's like wait a second are you gonna shave your whole beard he's like no because then you'd be dating like an 18 year old if i did that and like ah yeah you'd be like justin bieber
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Yeah. You get a second chance because you made a fundamental shift and change in your life. He literally just refilled the air on his bike taxi. Like, there's nothing different about him. So she's basically using her sobriety as a shield for critics who are saying, like, why are you back with a schmuck? So he, Trevor pulls out a charcuterie board from his fridge.
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He's like, I didn't have breakfast, but I have a charcuterie board. And she's like, wait a second. You made this? Look at you being a housewife. And it's just like a little tray with like four pieces of prosciutto and some grapes on it. And she's like very impressed.
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Yeah. It's like, I can see already when I'm the ripe old age of 38 and we're eating charcuterie for breakfast then. And it's just like, we're having charcuterie for breakfast now. And it's like, wow, this is our future. It's amazing.
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Yeah, so she's like, all right, well, I got to go work bottle service now. You know, I like being showered with love and respect and food. I thought you were going to say sex. Yeah, and sex too. God, I love looking into our future.
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Yeah. Well, I just say offer up complimentary EpiPens at the table and just say, if your throat starts to claw up, you know, just please use your EpiPen and enjoy the rest of your meal. Thanks very much.
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They should make, you know, I think that like, I know I say this as someone who thankfully does not have any allergies, knock on wood, because you never know when you're gonna develop one. But I feel like EpiPens just seem like such a unpleasant thing to have to go through. I mean, it's probably the allergy is probably even more unpleasant to go through.
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But I wonder if they made the EpiPen experience more pleasant, if that might help, where you don't have to be jabbed with a needle. You could just have a lovely cocktail, like an EpiPen cocktail. Be like, hold on one second. My throat's closing up. Let me just grab me some of my EpiJuice. There we go. I don't know why it's Daisy in this case, but... EpiJuice.
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I have heard that when you... It'll hurt less than Daisy.
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I've heard that when you have an allergic reaction, it kind of takes you out for the day. So that sounds unpleasant.
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Well, I think there's also there's a difference between allergy versus intolerance. And so like an allergy will kill you and intolerance will just make your life miserable for a few hours. Right. So there's that element to it.
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And you're on a super yacht. Yeah. You got to know faces and you got like, and if you're dealing with foods that like when people have allergies, like all joking aside, when people have allergies and intolerances, you got to know what's what. And she's acting like, well, it's not my fault that they look the same. And like, it literally is your fault because they don't look the same.
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I mean, yes, they are of the same generic category of people, but like you got to pull up a little bit, ma'am.
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Yeah. Well, Dania is the type of person who sees aggression in things that are her own fault. And that's another element to her annoyingness. You know, she's such a multifaceted, annoying person. It's really impressive.
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Yeah, she really has so many different ways she can be annoying in any given scene. So then Daisy is talking to Cloyce and she's like, well, they're fine with the family style and Glenn's going to be joining them as well.
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And then Glenn is like, okay, bullshit. Well, you're my best friend for life. What does a ribeye steak sushi mean?
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Yeah. So now they're all getting ready, and Cloyce is just going through, like, everything is, you know, he's got to deal with all these food things, so he's dealing with all of that. And he's having Chase help him squeeze out some, like, wasabi.
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And of course she comes, she comes lingering around. So he's like pretending to focus really hard on the wasabi and just deeply annoying. I mean, deeply, deeply annoying is what she is, but he's deeply ignoring her with the wasabi making.
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He's like, did your wasabi happen to sleep with the ginger? Yes, it did happen. I was afraid you'd judge the wasabi for it, but now I'm being honest with you about it. So, Cloyce is like... oh man, there's so many dietary restrictions to follow. And Daisy's like, just so you know, I've been instructed to go ahead with dinner without the primary because ML has like passed out.
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And ML told her friends to, she told Tony, her friend, Tony, that they can just eat start without her. So Tony's like, we're going to eat dinner guys.
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So there she's serving the food and everyone is everyone's like very happy with it and everything. And Glenn's like, this is the perfect way to cap off the season. No, the perfect way to cap off the season where if we were eating this in a cave, but this is as close as we can get. So this is really good. And what he does as a chef, you know, it's not something that many 22 year olds are doing.
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To the cordon bleu. Like Boku's Door or the cordon bleu. Yeah, he seems like he does a nice job. He does nice food. Much better than me.
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Yeah. So, you know, they're all happy. Glenn is happy. And ML comes up and she's... She sort of drifts into doorways and finally makes her way up to the table. I loved when she ran into that door.
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I don't know what was going on. I don't know if there was stuff beyond sushi that was on the plates because at one point they show her sitting next to Captain Glenn and she's talking and she has her fork and knife out and she's like aggressively slicing stuff. It's like she's pre-cutting before she eats. But I'm like, aren't you eating sushi? What are you doing over there with your fork and knife?
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So they do that. And then Danny and Chase are...
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they're they're up and danny's like are you okay how do i make you not sad how do i make you not sad because he is continuing to mope around he is doing a full power play which is like okay well she's like she has like a shred of logic about this alicia thing because i said i don't do that but then i did do that in the past so how can i counter it i'll just mope until she feels shitty about herself and then i will win the argument yeah
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Yeah. He is moping around and he's doing some manipulation right now. I'm sorry, because nothing about that situation requires 24 hours of moping. It's actually been two days or so. It's been since before the charter started, right? Because she told him about the guy. in bed. So, that was in between charters. And he's just been moping the entire time.
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Listen, if she's enough to mope over, then she's enough to fucking date across the world. How about that? So, no wonder why she's getting these mixed emotions, right? Because if you have someone who is acting like he cares enough about you that his feelings would be this hurt for two days straight,
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But then at the same time, he doesn't want to go try a long-distance dating, a long-distance relationship. In some ways, I can really understand why she's actually all confused by him. Because if it's nothing serious, then why all the moping?
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Yeah, it's his exit strategy. This is how he can build up an excuse and still be the good guy for not wanting to see her after it's done. He's going to have his take and he's going to take two. Yeah, he's like, I would have done it, but then you lied to me, so now I can't trust you enough to see you around the world. Mm-hmm. Yep.
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Oh, my goodness. I am so thrilled. How do you feel about it?
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And she's like, no, this is your, I'm just telling you what you want to hear, face. And he's like, no, no, tomorrow's going to be good. He goes, okay. Look, I really do care about Danny. I really like Danny. I can't stress that enough. I mean, part of me needs to figure out how to make resolution. I really want to end the season on a good note. But that being said, I don't want to lead her on.
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What do you do? You say, I'm not going to lead you on. This is fun, but it's not going to be on the boat. Bloop. It's done. Yeah.
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and everyone likes this breakfast. And then the deck team starts to haul anchor. They're going back into the port and Danny and Diana are like, you know, moaning and groaning down in the cabins. And Diana's like, tell me everything. I don't think Diana cares at all about Danny and Chloe and Danny and, and chase.
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I think at this point she is, I think, I think Diana is doing a test to see how much can Danny talk about
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about herself and her boy issues before she asks me a single question and diana's like i can't believe that we made it to the end of the season and danny still has not asked me a single question right well i'm going to ask her a few more questions and that's it then we'll know she will never ask me a question about myself i'd normally agree with you on that but danny diana just seems like she's totally in with danny now there's no eye rolling she doesn't really care you know she's she actually i don't wouldn't say she's genuinely interested but
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Yeah. I think, well, I think that Danny has been like a toxic force on this boat, at least in this department. And I think that Deanna just kind of like gave herself over to it. Finally. I think that, um, you know, she really wanted that, that extra hour of sleep. So that way she could get nine hours of sleep on her shift instead of eight hours. And she didn't get it and she's mad.
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And so she just flipped sides cause it's actually easier to be mad, to be mad along with someone than, uh, to not be. And so it's more fun if you have a little ally and you can both hit your boss together. And I think she realized that she's like, you know what? Why am I, I can either be disgusted by Danny or I can join her and just be mad at Daisy. And that's what she did.
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And I, I kind of lost all respect for Deanna too. I think we both started to lose it.
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um when she complained about not being on service enough and then and she didn't know how to make drinks so daisy was like okay we're gonna do a drink seminar and then diana made like one drink and then was exasperated and walked away and it's like um this entire seminar was for you and you wanted this education and now you're walking away you're kind of a spoiled brat and we let her off easy because danny was the bigger spoiled brat but now at this point in the season diana's a spoiled brat too
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Meanwhile, Daisy, who is doing all this breakfast work upstairs by herself, is like, girls, can someone help me with the juices? And Danny rolls her eyes. It's this incredibly ridiculous, obscene request to make. And it's like, ladies, you got to do the juices. It's breakfast. It's like every other charter.
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He does, and Gary's like, well, this hasn't been the most smoothest season for me, so it feels good knowing that he believes in me despite all my hiccups. I'm like, your hiccups? Okay, that's what we're going to call it. Well, there's a little bit of nerves, but seeing Glenn trust me like this is a masterpiece of confidence, and I think Glenn believes in me very much so.
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Daisy's like, give me back my daughter. I mean, if Daisy were ever to reboot a movie, it would be Ransom. She'd be great in that role of Nell Gibson.
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So Daisy tells us, this season was such a battle for me. I wish my relationship with the girls had been like what I've seen with so many other stews. I struggled to manage their attitude and the toxic environment they've created. It's a shame that we couldn't have supported each other and helped each other grow and evolve and be better together.
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And then we also see, you know, a little montage of previous stews that Daisy worked well with. It was just kind of like... It was like a moment of, see, Daisy can lead stews, so really it's the stews who have the issues, not Daisy, which I liked. I liked production, you know, kicking in for Daisy there.
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So then it's tip meeting time. And, um...
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I think so. Just crappies. Vote. Get your streaming tickets.
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Except for Contessa. Worst tip of the season. So, um, now they're all getting ready to go out and everything. And, uh, Daisy's like, uh, she's like, all right, Gary, Kate, and Klaus, how do you production first and art? And Gary's like, well, I think that you and Keith are going to hook up, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I think that Danny and Chase are going to have an argument.
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I think that in the first half of the season, when Keith and Danny were flirting, it was, you know, I think that she just, I think Danny gets her taint on everything. And so Keith just, you know, like, it's like, it's annoying to watch Danny. So then watching someone flirting with Danny is like also unpleasant. And Keith is kind of like, he's like a subtle flavor.
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And so, you know, she kind of over, like, there's something about it where we just saw him as just like bland, like a bland piece of white bread. But then when he started getting interested in Daisy, I feel like we started to see more of who he was as a person. And I enjoyed that.
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Yeah, he would. He's definitely a husband who would watch The Real Housewives with his wife to support her.
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Yeah. So basically Daisy's like, so I think London for the moment is where home will be. And I love where I live. If you come to my apartment, it's down a suburban road. You go there and it's just so nice. I love it. I love my suburban road in London. And Keith is like, yeah, we'll have to catch up the next time I'm there. She goes, well, you're welcome to London anytime.
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As the ambassador to London, as the person who controls who comes in and out of the city, I'd like to formally invite you to London.
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The keyword is for free because, whoa, my voice got real crazy there. The keyword is for free because otherwise.
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I'm still just trying to conceptualize Daisy's suburban road. Like, she's like, I'm in an apartment at the end of a suburban road. I imagine a lot of cats on top of trash cans.
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What do the suburbs look like also in the suburbs of London? Because I just feel like they can't look like the suburbs of America. American suburbs have a very distinct look, a distinct and generic all at once. And I just, I wonder, does that really carry over to British suburbs? I feel like they have to have like their own different vibe.
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You can, by the way, tell him as soon as she asked that question to Gary in front of Chase, you know that she's up to something. So then Chase is like, well, I'm not really looking for. I'm sorry. He goes, I'm actually really looking for a relationship, too. But I've rushed into things before and it's hurt me. I'm like, oh, God. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. You're the one who hurt people.
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yeah so she goes well i'm obviously looking for someone that i want to share my life with and like i don't have like a lot i moved overseas by myself and i'm like looking for some sort of normalcy and hopefully that would come in the form of a partner and as soon as i found that person that always seems to find like there was find that excuse of distance which i've heard like multiple times in my life and like currently chase is the thing that's like making me very happy and i'm like so ready to move across the world for chase i'm like
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You're literally, she's saying this stuff all in front of Chase's face to Gary. It's the weirdest thing.
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Yeah, we are really excited for this show. There's going to be so much that we're doing. And yeah, it's going to be a real thrill.
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She's like, I do need to pee, yeah? So they go off and Gary's like, well, I don't think either of them knows what they want TBH, to be honest. And Diana's like, too soon. They'll figure it out. So then Keith is sitting next to Daisy and just, they're just sort of chatting or whatever. And then Daisy's like, all right, everyone, what are we cheers until?
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And Davide is like, close off, close for Presidente. So they cheers or whatever.
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I think we missed a... Yeah, by the way, I think we missed a scene in here, which is not in here. But when Chase and Danny went to the bathroom, they had a whole scene where Chase is like, I don't want to be mad at you anymore. Can we go back to the way it was two days ago when we were besties on the boat? She's like, that's all I want. And then they make out and everything is fine.
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So the reason why I mentioned is that they've now had a full reset and everything is fine and resolved with them. It was the end of their storyline.
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yeah exactly so then and jace is like hey i'm gonna name you cra i'm gonna crown you queen danny and danny is like queen of the interior because i actually do my job and diana's like shots fired and then when you do your job we've seen you leaning on doorways and complaining about men 90 of your season the only thing the only time i ever got an inkling that you gave a about your job was when you cried about tablescapes because it was your art yes
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Yes, that's exactly right. That's the only time she showed any passion for anything. So Gary's like, well, but she's Chief Stu at the end of the day. And Danny's like, yeah, but she's shit at it. No offense, she's a shit Chief Stu.
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And by the way, Gary, who in a few moments is about to basically profess his love for Daisy, how about he then actually stands up for the person that he apparently loves so much and say, actually... I've been working with Daisy for three or four years now, and she does a great job. And you two are the only ones that have caused her any problems. Why not that?
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Like, why not just throw it back at them?
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Yeah. I said, guys, I don't want to choose sides, but the majority of all this shit is fucking petty. And I'm sorry, I don't want to talk about Daisy unless we're talking about how much I'm in love with her. Oh, Daisy. So Chase is like, he's like, yeah, let's go have some fun. So then Dani has yet another complaint.
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She goes, even though we've had our bitch fits, I do feel like Dee and I have definitely bonded over the trauma of working with Daisy. The trauma. I don't hate Daisy. Yeah. I don't hate Daisy because she's like, oh, she's my boss and this and that. I don't like Daisy because she's a fucking scary, ice cold bitch.
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Never. And I'm glad that she never got those makeup hours because I think I don't think she ever got them right. I don't think they ever came through. So I am so glad. I'm so glad that she didn't get her makeup hour from that one time and then the other time. And she will have to always have that debt in her life because it will never be made up. She will always know that she never got it. Never.
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There was never the equilibrium. There never will be.
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Yeah, always for the rest of her life because she's not going to work with Daisy again.
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Well, how do you think all those different people felt when you swept in and like cock blocked them and took the people they were interested in? So Gary is like, oh, geez, that was a tough ride. But I advocated for your side, you know, to be wise of your points of view and how I feel about hire. And she goes, oh, do you know how that much that means for me? And she's like, yes.
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Then I got laid in too hard, honestly. So I got laid in too hard, which means I think that I deserve to actually get laid myself. So what do you think tonight, Top Punk?
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What do you want me to say, Hikaru? He's like, nothing. You know what? You know what I want you to say? It's absolutely fuck all. Be all good riddance.
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And has he even thought about what a relationship with Daisy would look like? A real, true, long-term relationship where they actually get married and have kids? The moment kids enter the picture, Gary is a goner. First of all, he will definitely be the sort of guy who's going to compete for attention with a child. He's not going to be able to live in that. He will cheat. He will leave.
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He will get drunk. He will be beyond a disaster.
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He will. He'll be getting wasted at, like, Labor Day picnics and stuff. Totally. Angley drives homes. Yeah.
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yeah he's just like sad just trying to catch some strays out there and then meanwhile um daisy is just like making out with keith really hard she's like ha finally i'm on so then everyone goes to bed and uh the next day It's like, you know, it's time for all like our slow series of goodbyes. So Davide, well, first Glenn is like, what a season.
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Yeah. It was actually a very fun season, which you wouldn't know from this last episode, but it was a very fun season. So, where we left off as a cliffhanger for some reason that no one can explain, the cliffhanger was that Danny and Chase, who've known each other for about three episodes on this show, have had like a little quarrel because she wants to keep dating him after the show.
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Now we're standing in the lollipop fiasco and maybe the drag night drinking. But, you know, now you've had a chance to drive and maybe now it's time to start thinking about stepping up, Gary. He's like, yes, for sure. I don't want to be made forever.
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he's like yeah but in your position in the first officer you're gonna you're one of the gang but you have to also separate you have to separate and you know yourself a little bit you know you have to start kind of raising rising out a little bit you know because it's not about friendship it's about leadership and caves so you have to set an example which is really important gary
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Yeah, and then Daisy and Keith sort of say goodbye and everything, and he's like, thanks, you've been like a lifeline for me this season. She goes, I know, I know, I was a lifeline, the season was tough. He's like, yeah, and last night I was probably drunker than I've ever been. Well, I'll see you at the end of the suburban road, okay? Also known as never.
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he's like no no no i'm glad you came in so davide leaves and it doesn't really matter what he says because he didn't say anything else literally i'm sorry to interrupt you but gary ends this love story by going oh really pull my finger he apparently farts really badly and they all choke and i was thinking to myself what does the cameraman do in this situation because they all get to like put their hands over their mouths the cameraman just has to sit in the fart
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So Davide leaves. Um, and then Cloyce, uh, Cloyce does, he's like, let me see if I can wrap up my time here. So he does what is barely a rap, barely even a poem. It's just him. It's, it's, it's worse than you can imagine.
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Yeah. It's so long. That's the problem. It's just, it's, it's long and it doesn't have like rhythm. It's just like sentences that have some rhyming elements to it or vaguely rhyme. It's just, it's not his strongest work.
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And he's like, I've only known you for three episodes of Below Deck Time. And so, and then Daisy's like, Donnie, got to work. So, we come back with that.
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So then Diana's leaving, or Deanna, and she's like, I came to this boat wanting to have more service experience, and now that I have it, it was more difficult than I thought, but I think I leave this boat being more vocal about what I want and what I don't want. I'm like, no, you're not so vocal. You're just more annoying. You know, when you like someone, go ahead. Don't fucking wait.
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Yeah. So then Keith leaves and, you know, he says he realized that he and Daisy see the world through a similar lens and he wants to build a connection there.
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with someone and that makes it uh like when you do that it makes it 100 worth it so he wants to keep in touch with daisy for a long time so he leaves and then uh and then daisy and gary leave and gary is like well daisy i definitely feel like there's something still something there there is some hope and i think that she needs someone that's a bit more stable as Keith that person? I don't know.
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Is anyone that person? Perhaps. Is a stack of tuna fish cans more reliable than I am? Perhaps. But no matter what happens, we'll always be there for each other. Maybe she's the one that got away. Sad blur. Sad blur. Potentially she's going to be the one that I marry, you know? I'm quite intrigued to see what the future holds for Daisy and I.
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And then we actually got like a nice little post-show update, which is that Gary and Daisy went their separate ways. So Daisy and Keith started dating for like a while. And they gave it a shot for a few months, but then they parted ways. And then Danny and Chase actually, Danny visited Chase on his sailboat in Florida. And then they dated and sailed together for over a year.
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I did not see that coming. I did not see that coming either. But now they've docked their romantic relationship.
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Well, that was a fun season. It's over and Down Under starts up next week. So the yacht keeps on sailing through.
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So I watched some of the preview and it didn't seem that crazy to me, but maybe I didn't finish it. I just saw Zarina being like, I don't really know what I'm doing, but I'm going to try my best. So I was like, okay, sure. Sounds good.
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Literally 20. Literally 20 tickets. It's wild. Yeah.
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Yeah, it's kind of like Stargate asking why you didn't see it in the theater when you did see Star Wars in the theater. It's like, yeah, well, technically you're both movies, yes, but some I just see greater value in, so I'm going to see one in the theater and the other on video. That's just how it goes.
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Finally, it's been spoken. It's been stated. Oh, God, I've really been holding on to that grudge for 30 years. I finally got to air it out about Stargate.
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that's right um so chase is like well i thought danny and i had a mutual agreement that we weren't going to put any labels on this and i don't feel like i can commit to pursuing a relationship with anybody that i've known for two weeks so i'm about to go to gibraltar for 16 weeks and danny's going to australia then south africa so although danny's great i'm not changing my plans i don't know this is hard i want to throw my chair so did they make what'd you say
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I was going to say, it's actually not hard and it's incredibly easy. You don't have to throw a chair. You can just say, bye. You can't just say no. This is when I totally encourage ghosting. You can be like, hey, I'll call you when I get to Gibraltar. Bye. Then never again.
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We've watched enough of these shows to know exactly what type of person Dani is. Dani is the one who says, I just love flirting with guys. I mean, I'm keeping it casual. Like, it's just I love to flirt. Like, it's nothing serious. Like, don't worry about me. I'm a cool girl. Like, we can have sex. It's fine. Like, I don't get feelings. Like, I'm so not attached.
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#2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!
Okay, now can we date for four months? I mean, she is the person who puts on the front. Like, she does not get attached. And that's actually deeply what she wants to get attached so, so badly. I mean, we rag on her so much, mainly because she's incredibly annoying. But even with her being annoying, you can see that this is a lonely person. Yeah.
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#2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!
Star button. Sequel to Stargate. Button gate. Star button. Button gate button.
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#2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!
I think she's an aspiring button. I think she's a free-hanging button, which is what is so frustrating for her. She's an open road. She's more frustrated than a button that's just attached to nothing, just floating, dangling, and you push it, and the button just sways.
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#2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!
Do you have the shirt with you here in New York? No. Oh, I would have fixed the button for you.
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#2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!
This would be all on you because if my button sucked, I would just retie it on again. Because I learned how to sew buttons by watching a video on YouTube by someone named Professor Pincushion. and she berates you.
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#2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!
You never think you could be berated in four minutes of watching how to make a button, but she has this oversized button, and what she does is she has a big button so you can really see how to do it. She goes, okay, we are going to pull the needle through the hole, And then back in. And we'll do this four times. Around and around and around the shank. And then you put it in.
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#2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!
And you just feel like you have done something totally wrong. And you're in detention. And Professor Pincushion is reprimanding you. It's great. It's a great way to learn.
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#2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!
Yeah. And also, by the way, there's long-distance dating, and then there's long-distance dating. And lady, you are in the second camp there. I'm sorry, it is just not sustainable to be an entire world apart.
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#2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!
But you're like, but I'm going to stay in Cincinnati and make them work for it.
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#2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!
I don't know. I think Alaska could actually be a really good match for you. Now that I think about it. I say this as someone who's never been there. Really? Yeah. I think that Alaska could be like a real... You know, it's cold. I think that like... I mean, I know you don't love cold. I think you hate cold, right?
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#2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!
But you would just stay inside where you'd be warm. That's true. That's okay. Yeah. And I feel like you wouldn't be bothered by anyone. You'd have these mountain men with various sexual urges that need to be taken care of. And then, you know, like, there'd be, like, cool nature things that you would like. You'd be like, Ben, I saw an eagle today and it was flying. It was so cute.
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And I'd be so happy for you because there'd be all these animals that you'd be so, like... People may not realize this. Ronnie loves animals and he loves animal videos. And it's, like, not crazy when we're traveling together that I look over and he's looking at a video from the dodo of, like, a chick... Like walking into a supermarket. And so I just think Alaska may be perfect for you.
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#2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!
I think that could be more difficult unless you live in an urban area, but I don't think the urban areas are that urban. I assume an Alaskan urban area is the same as a California remote city. So, I think you'd be okay. That's far.
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#2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!
Yeah, I agree. And Daisy's like, well, I'll check with Gloyce to make sure I know who can eat what. And so even though I tried to train her, it's shocking that Diana is still really making simple mistakes. And that's incredibly concerning because with all these dietary restrictions, there really is no room for error.
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#2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!
And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
And not only that, but he also got stuck with Harry in his room. And now the other room is just Johnny. So he could move. He should move back to the other room again.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
But he left them nuggets of wisdom, which are priceless. You know what I mean? Slay the dragon. Slay the dragon, man. So now... How, how, how, how? Vianna's passing Serena's room and she's shirtless, but she's wearing this like pink bra with diamond straps. And he's like, what are you doing? And she's like, yeah, it's because all my other ones are dirty and I haven't got around to washing them.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
You touch my kids, I will kill you.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
So now they go eat and Marina's like, so they're all saying, bon appetit. And Marina's like, well, how do you say bon appetit in your own language? You all speak English. Do it. And Dior goes, dig in.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
That's how we say it in English. So then Harry is offering a prawn to Brianna because they're in love. And she's like, I don't think so. I've never had one of those.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah, it's huge. Like, listen, the man who gives you your first prawn. I mean, come on. So Zarina has dated a few South Africans, and she's telling this to Vian, and she's like, but I've only been cheated on by South Africans, so it's a bit of a soft spot for me. And he goes, don't worry, I'm half Dutch. I cheat on you, but I'm on time. Sorry, that's Swiss people. What are Dutch people known for?
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
I cheat on you, but I give you good chocolate after. Yeah.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
But he's also, like, wanting to bang everybody on the boat, which is what we find out in his next monologue. He's like, well, I thought I had chemistry with Bree, but, you know, Harry ended that experiment for me. However, I'm still looking for love. You know, Serena's awesome. We're having fun. Like, who doesn't like attention? I love that's such a guy thing. Like, well, he's giving me attention.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
And some leader hose in that hat.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
So we go back to my favorite storyline, Brianna trying a prawn. And she's like, oh, that's actually really good. It's like, I told you, our children are gonna love them. She's like, oh my God, do you think it's going to talk to me about feeding me that prawn?
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
I do it at every dinner. He's Johnny. I'm Johnny. Who doesn't do that? Who doesn't just whip out a picture of their grandfather at dinner? Like, oh, look, my grandfather. Oh, that's great.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Just another Johnny. So Marina's like, so he's not your father figure. And he's like, no, my mother is both father and mother. Where's her picture then?
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Okay. So we just got to stop the car for a second because casting. Hi. So this is now another deck crew who comes from a parent that loves him. Are you even working over there? Shelly, anybody over there?
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
She's giving me attention, so... I like her. And then they make a little Marina, a little heart with Serena and then Marina, Marina and Serena. Wow. Never really noticed that. So he also likes her cause she's very forward and she can really appreciate a scuba diving trip. So that turns him on. And also how can you not like a Brazilian? I mean, Adair, I mean, she's hot, you know, she's spunky.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
You got time to tub. You got time to scrub, boy. That's right. Take a nap.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
And Laura doesn't like Truth or Dare, mostly because she's an adult. And she's like, yeah, you know, I hate this game because it could lead to sticky situations, literally, and awkward conversations. I just don't want to be part of that. You know, I played Truth or Dare and someone dared me to do my own eyebrows with a Sharpie. Now look at me, you know, it's permanent.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
It's never going to leave me alone.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah. And by the way, Vian and Harry are both wearing matching Speedos. Why are they wearing matching Speedos? So he does it. He screams, I'm a hero. And Lara's like, yes, yes, you are, Harry. I'm a little giraffe hero. So now Harry. What? I just said baby giraffe, just yes, ending. Well, I'm a little baby giraffe, so now Harry's like, okay, my turn, be on.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Talk to this girl over here about our kiss. Tell her I enjoyed it.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
I'm sorry. Which Johnny? Hero Johnny or other hero Johnny? Like you, right? Now do a sexy strip dance on Serena. By the way, Serena said after that, she goes, oh, I'm over the moon that that was our first kiss. So that means that there's going to be other kisses. So Serena's like, he's mine now, you know? Yes. So now Johnny has to strip over her and do a strip tease.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
And he does the weirdest fucking strip tease. He goes, he stands above her and then wipes his hairy ass on her face. That's some crazy shit right there. I've never seen that. And I'm gay.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
And Vian's like, oh, he's like Channing Tatum. That is Channing Tatum. He's wiping his taint all over his face. That's disgusting. And then he just starts throwing dishes.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
She's used to being covered in mud. Who doesn't love that? You know? And Laura, sure, her eyebrows are a little askew, but otherwise she's like a Barbie put together with a potato head. You know, who doesn't want to fuck that? So he's like in love with everybody on the boat, so he doesn't care.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
And Vion tells Harry she was a good kisser too. So now everybody goes to bed and then Captain Jason does some yoga on the deck. Well, I guess someone isn't really into SEAL, you know, SEAL revolutionary videos on YouTube like Captain Glenn. I need more content from Jason. I'm just saying. I don't know why I'm disappointed in Jason today. I just am.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
I miss Margo's face whenever Harry was flirting with her. He'd be like, hello, Margo. And she'd be like, um, why? Like the next strain of like, oh. So back to it.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
oh yeah the cringe just utter cringe so harry's like oh you know don't worry this time it's too white it's reciprocal and he's like well good that's good to hear mate all right good got a bit mojo do you've got my blessing may the force be with you my friend may the force be with you that's a nerdy thing to say right do you understand that i'm speaking your language very good captain
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
They talked about their kiss.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah. Once I wiped the ass hairs off of my face, I could really savor that kiss. So then Brianna and Marina are cleaning their room- cleaning rooms and talking about the jacuzzi session. And Brianna's like, well, Theon and Serena kissed and they talked about it. She's basically pregnant. And Marina's like, no way. Come on. But he took me to the scuba dive.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
And she's like, yeah, they were playing truth or dare.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
So now it's 2018. 21 hours until charter, and we go to Captain Jason and Harry in the break room talking about clothes, like what he's going to wear on his date. And he's like, oh, do you need to borrow some clothes, mate? He's like, I've got a salmon shirt. He goes, that's coral. He goes, it's salmon. And he's like, yeah, that's coral. All right, I'm a kimono king. Do you want to have a look?
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Let me just show you some clothes. And he tells us, I wouldn't say Harry's got the best style. I mean, he's going out on a date with a model. He's got to pick his game up. Linen. Linen is the key.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
It's salmon. It's salmon.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
So it's raining, but he's prepared with a umbrella and it's like so romantic. So they go on their date and then Serena and Johnny are talking about, you know, how her back hurts and stuff. And so he gives her a massage and she's like, thank you. That's so good. Tell me that on, what did she say to him? I guess it's later. Oh yeah. Okay, so first we go to Marina.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
She's talking to Vian at the coffee bar. And Vian's like, well, you should have come. We had a lot of fun yesterday in the hot tub. And she's like, oh, really? Well, I was tired. And he was like, you missed out. She goes, oh, well, I didn't know you were having such great time, huh? How was the great time that you were having?
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Oh my God, it's my watch. Shut the fuck up. It was playing a commercial from the writer's panel panel podcast. What a creep that creeped me the hell out. And I looked down and it's only Bueller there. And I was like, finally, Bueller's talking to me. This is the end.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah. Can't wait to make out with you. What are you doing in five minutes? Push-ups.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
She's like, okay, it's enough of that. We're not playing truth or dare right now. I'm planning some soups."
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
So Marina invites Vihan to the bar to get some iced tea and chill. So he's like, okay. And she goes, it's a date! And he's like, oh geez. Then we go to the real date and ice cream shop. Oh my God. And Brianna was like, oh, I want some ice cream. Let me see.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Cause there are places that probably would serve that now. Like that. I once had lobster ice cream. You did? Yeah. It was bad. I had cheese ice cream. I think it like salt and straw or something. And I was like, no, no, no, no.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Oh, guess what? They didn't send me any. Thanks a lot, Jenny's.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
I ordered two kinds and I ate them both. Mint chocolate chip and regular chocolate chip.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
They were amazing. I was like, whoa, this is crazy. Chocolate chip and mint chocolate chip. Nice. It was a bunch of chocolate chips over here, and it was delicious.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Okay. So back on the stage, so, um, he, she gets coconut and he gets strawberry. Very important. And she's like, my family owns an ice cream shop.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
God, just how shit happens. Like, I was just bartending and someone said you should come on my super yacht. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it totally happens to the rest of us every fucking day, Brianna. So, um, he's like, wow, beer. Well, I've sailed since I was six because my parents sailed and I was a sailing instructor. I was like 12 and I was teaching little kids how to sail.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
I'm like, sorry, Ben, but there's somebody standing downstairs holding a boombox up and playing something romantic. Got to go. My TaskRabbit's here.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
I just want to feed dolphins ice cream.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Model dreams. So back on the boat, people are doing work and stuff. And meanwhile, Harry gets to hold hands with his thumb.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
on one hand so they're like into each other she thinks he's like super sharing and caring and she's like i've never seen anything like it in my life oh i just haven't filled getty's giddy since my ex i mean he just makes me feel so special and he's doing it not inside new jersey which is a huge plus
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
she's like but you took me scuba diving so get over here and they make a bracelet she makes she made him a bracelet of some sort like a taylor swift friendship bracelet she gives it to him and then they yeah they make out it says besos it's to celebrate uh the best party in salt lake city of the year she's like oh got it so then uh it cuts back to you know so she's
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
She's with him, so of course it keeps cutting back to Serena going, where is everyone? Is anyone here still? And she finds out that they went on a pool date. And guess who tells her? Messy-ass Harry. Of course. Yep. Messy's like, yep, she's with me on a pool day, a pool ball date. And she's like, what? And she looks upset and he's like, wait, was it a date? Did I get that wrong?
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
So then we cut back to them making out and then Serena goes to her room all upset. She's like, my brain is cooked. I can't do this tonight. And she goes into her room and she slams the door and she goes, backstabbing bitch.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Gosh, always the sea chef, never the chef, which doesn't really work in this. But still. All right, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. I don't know why this was a two-parter. I don't know. I don't really have anything.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
All right, everybody. Great times. Sure love you. Thanks for being here. Go to watchupcrappens.com for show dates and ticket links for our live show. And if you want these on videos and you want Traders bonus episodes, go look at Ben.
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Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offutt. Dana see, Dana do. We never miss her call, it's Diane Call.
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She's our kind of mess. It's Jennifer Messer. Sip some scotch with Jessica Trach.
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Kristen the Piston Anderson. Get a bee in your bonnet with Lacey B. Rigging the funk, it's Leslie Plunkett. She gets an A from us, it's Lindsay D. Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Lino. Fresh as a daisy, it's Maisie McHenry. We love her on the rocks, it's Melissa Cox. Megan Berg, you can't have a burger without the Berg.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
I love a ya, Olivia Williamson. Tastier than Flanderson, it's Rachel Manderson.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
I was like, oh God, Zarina, you're such a grumpy cut fitness today. And then Captain comes in and he just looks down and goes, hmm, good morning.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
I've got a date. We're going to a soda shop. We're going to get a little ice cream. Then after that, maybe we'll play a little skee-ball or something like that. It just seems very hairy. And that's what they do.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
So now they are on deck and Vion's talking about who likes who. And he thinks Adair liked Anthony and Harry's like, well, who's she gonna fancy now? And Vion's like, I don't know. She's definitely my type. Well, they're all kind of my type in a way. I can find something about everybody.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
So then we cut to the table and the guest, Eric, is like, yeah, let me tell you guys, women have the power to control men if they just knew a few little secrets. Now, let me tell you, I need you to tell me I'm the man every day. Number one.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye, enjoy the show.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Number one, tell me my hair looks real. Number two, tell me it looks like I naturally don't grow hair on my back. And number three, tell me my face doesn't look like a baseball glove. The end! Yeah, let me come all over you. Wow, that's it? Sounds easy.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
That's it. So Laura's listening to this because she's behind the bar and she's like, what? He's like, yeah. And you come home with a list of shit. I'll do it. But don't start with that. Start with support. Like this hand. Touch my arm, doc. Yeah, bro. Touch it. Touch it. Touch it, bro. Touch my hand. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. It just came out of my pants. Oh, my God. Fuck. You want me to do the laundry?
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
I'll fucking do it. Yeah. Touch me, bro.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
And can we just have one meal? Can your poor friends have one meal? We're not trying to sell your self-help bullshit. My God. So, Laura's like, yeah, I've met people like Eric before, and they're my ex-boyfriends for a reason. Most likely because they couldn't stop looking at me kind of cross-eyed, trying to figure my eyebrows out, and then left. I didn't like them either, so.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Men really show their emotions through sex. No, they don't. Men can fuck goats. Like, men...
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
He's backing himself into a corner for sure.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
So then they finally get to drop off these fucking losers. So Serena's talking to the captain about crew lunch. She's like, what did you want for crew lunch? And he's like, nothing. You've got all this food left over. And she's like.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
we've got to eat something for the night out I mean last time they'd sat down and hadn't even had a proper lunch I mean it's a lot for them it's a lot of work I've got to make them food he's like then just put this food out there I mean make them some wraps with it and she's like we don't have wraps Lady, he's trying to make this easier on you.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah. So then the guests or Johnny is cleaning, you know, they're cleaning, whatever. So Laura checks on Serena later and she's like, oh, my God, Jason's just pissing me off. I mean, I've just done breakfast. Now I have to add on to it by doing nothing with this food. What is she complaining about? He didn't ask her to do anything extra. He asked her to do less.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
And he tells us, don't stop picking a fight with me. I'm on your side. I'm here to support you. Make your job easier. I've come up with a solution. You don't like it, then don't listen to it. You know, is this the way it's going to be all season? I'm not going to put up with it. I'll tell you that. Oh, no. So then it just cuts to Serena still crying in the kitchen.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
She's like, I have to make too much, but I can't make anything.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Thank God we get some more wisdom from Eric before he leaves. He's like, you know what's funny? If you fast for three days and you eat like five Tic Tacs, your veins pop out of your arms like you're the Hulk. Look at my veins. You didn't fast for three days. What the fuck are you talking about? We watched you eat.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
All right, so now they have to dock the boat. And he's like, all right, just wanted to say good call on that marine pier up there on my port side. Nice job, deck crew. And Vian's like, copy that. I'll keep my audio book down.
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#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
Wait till I tell Tebow about this. The only way this could have been better is if I had a screen with starving children in Africa above me while I said it. God damn it. I'm good. So everyone's clean. Everyone cleans up their children in Africa. Once I gave them three tick tocks, you should have seen their veins. You should have seen.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
But, like, it's all from this kind of, like, Joe Rogan space of, like, brah. And it's the worst thing of all time, I have to say. It's Magnolia. He sighs.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
You're right. It does fast force your progress in life. Enjoy those melanobas.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
there so you just eric rock okay so his instagram has 5 000 followers okay so that's i wouldn't you know honestly i would say that the average successful wolf that's leading a zoom conference probably should have more than 5 000 followers wait but they said on here that he had um Oh, wait. And there's also real Eric Rock. So he has two Instagram accounts. Maybe one's a backup.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
That one has 130,000 followers. There we go. Which is way more than what I have, for instance. But I feel like it's about 400,000 followers short of how many you need to be...
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
doing seminars and being like i've found success because i think we all like if you're saying i found success but you only have 130 000 followers instead of 500 000 i don't know sir i don't know if you found success i think you've just you you found like a nice nice amount nice amount but like you you need to have 500 000 before you start talking like that i'm sorry
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
yeah i love that for as much as this guy is obsessed with self-help and talking about his own you know his own success that he's achieved um he's still like incredibly obsessive about every single calorie that goes into his body like there's something about like that you would say that it's oh because he's like a high functioning machine and needs to put probably the fuel in the machine it's like no you are still dealing with the neuroses that we all deal with ha
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah, his big speaker is Tim Tebow. Like it's successful, right? I mean, he's successful, but he was also, I think like a little bit of a bust too. Like he came into the NFL with like a huge amount of hype and he got to the playoffs at one point, but like he was not, he was not what you would call like a legendary NFL player. Well, here's what he is.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
One of these inspirational videos. So hot.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
I'm sold. Listen, listen, when a wolf is losing its hide, does it just walk around the forest without its hide? No, it finds another animal and puts the other animal's hide on its back. That's what a wolf does. So you know what? Stop shading my toupee. That's what a wolf would do.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Victoria is his friend and she seems to be disenchanted with...
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
with eric i feel like eric i feel like victoria was friends with eric uh back in college or something and now i was like why is my friend a douchebag now because she's talking to other people and she's like well you know at the end of the day we're all here because of eric you get nothing but nothing but you know we're all here because of eric and like i feel like eric
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
So that made me happy.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
I specifically am going to encourage people to come up with excuses just out of spite for this guy. All the excuses. If you have an excuse, just generate one. I will accept it right now just to counteract this guy's bullshit. And also, like... What a non-creative or uncreative tagline. No excuses. You could do better than that, Eric. Come on now. And if you can't do better, then that's an excuse.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
So he has this wisdom to impart on his very sad followers. He's like, why do men suck at communication? It's hard for me to answer that question, man, which is hilarious because... You're charging for this. He's like, but naturally, men historically in our DNA are great communicators. Oh. Ronnie, did you know that we actually have a gene that makes us good communicators? That's really good.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Which is funny that it's hard for him to answer that question because he has a gene that makes him a good communicator. So I don't know.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Listen, the only people that communicate better than men, wolves. So then Captain Jason is like, all right, everyone, Vian, we got scuba diving with a guest. She'll be there within 20 minutes as soon as this ridiculous online seminar is over. So they're going to get me for that.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
I want to introduce everyone on Zoom. I want to introduce you to my two new bracelets. On the left hand, it says, see something. On the right hand, it says, say something. Yeah, man.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
So then Zarina's like, deck crew, deck crew, can I have some help with the plates, please? You know, in retrospect, Zarina should not have gone running to Jason. She should have said, oh, so you're going to quit. Great. Clean all my dishes. Like she should have made his life torture for the rest of the charter. And anytime he piped up, she would say, not my problem. Not my circus. Not my clowns.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Not my elephants. Not my trapeze. Do the dishes, please.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
I like his scolding nature. I like it when he scolds. I mean, I definitely loved that he basically kicked Anthony off the boat right then and there mid-charter. That was great and wonderful. But I also worry that Anthony didn't really realize that he had fucked up. You know, I think Anthony was like, great, I can get off this boat. It's like, no, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Look at all these people you're letting down. You should be mortified. And so, like, I feel like it would have actually been, in retrospect, more effective to torture Anthony by making him do tons and tons of dishes for the next 36 hours.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah, I think it's time. You know, famous people are getting annoying names these days. Tate McRae, Benson Boone. They all sort of sound the same. They all sound like they're, I don't know.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah, me too. So, and miserable. I want to see him miserable. So now Captain Jason is texting Harry. He's like, all right, Harry, I'm about to go diving. Hope you're okay. I'll say hi to the eel for you. And then in the kitchen, Johnny walks in and helps out with the dishes and stuff. And the women are cleaning up in the various rooms. And Lara is telling Marina to get into her wets.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Because Marina is going to go diving. Because as some people may remember, Vian invited Marina to go on this dive without consulting Lara first. Which Marina somehow took as hitting on her. Yeah. Marina really was like, yeah, she, she, she saw a lot in this.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
So we see flashbacks of that. And then Lara's like, now my hands are tied. If I take that away from her, I'm the bad guy. Thanks, Vian. Don't be the bad guy. Come on.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Tate McRae, Benson Boone, Chaperone. Tate was in love with mason and Boone was in love with cotton. Cotton was in love with drip. Drip was in love with log. What happened to the good old days of like a Whitney Houston? You know? Okay. I'm officially an old person now. What happened to the Rondal Wadais of the world? That's what I want to know.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Thumbs. Uh, I don't, I, I, I forget at the moment when I saw it, I got it, but then I, now I don't remember why, like why. And then I, I guess the moment, I guess that's because her, I guess he's implying that like her, he likes Brianna. So he would text Brianna. I don't know, but either way, I mean, it goes, ha ha ha ha. That took me a second. Um, I'm going motif.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
I'm going to say the same thing I said on the mud racking boat. It took me. I'm going to I'm going to say the same thing as I said when that couple tried to abduct me. Ha ha ha ha. Wait. Oh, I see. That took me a second. I'm abducted.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
and one letter away from teresa's grandpa so um brianna is texting harry she's like i hope you get good news today i hope i get any good news too did you enjoy the care and the guests are gathering and um some some people who i guess did not go on the on the excursion want some some champagne etc or won some shots and laura's like would you like some champagne as well and they're like
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Fuck yeah, I do. I'm like, okay, all right. They're really excited. Eric is off the boat.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
So now Lara's talking to Zarina about dinner and everything. And Zarina's like, I mean, I just have a lot of fucking shit to do now. It's like, I'm just a bit behind with Survivor. And Lara's like, we'll make it work. And meanwhile, off on the scuba boat, They're all scuba diving and Marina's saying like, what an amazing feeling.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Like when I was young, my dad took me to go on scuba diving trip and it was like an amazing experience and it changed my whole life. And I just felt like I was in space, but underwater and with fish and nothing compares to it except for space, I guess. But I'm just so thankful to Vian for giving me this opportunity.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
I feel like I'm pushed to the bench, but I got a text message from someone who said, I hope you get good news today. And I said, good news from the x-ray and less pain today. Thanks for checking in. X. A little x in there just to make my intentions clear. Although now that I see it, it looks like I'm just referring back to the x-ray.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
And I wonder if she's saying maybe she thinks I just either kissed a manta ray or I'm being flirty with her. I'm not sure. Maybe that text didn't land properly.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
So anyway, today we're here to talk about Below Deck Down Under, which you might not even believe considering how we've started this episode. That's my fault. I'm steering the ship today and I've steered it Captain Jason style right aground. But before we get into that, we have our tour that is resuming in March, and we're going to be going to so many cities.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
What does that mean?
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Eggs? You want eggs? Is that what you're saying? Harry, I'm afraid you're going to have to speak more plain English for me.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Welcome back. Oh, okay. So Bjorn's like, well, I'm quite relieved, but he can't do diving excursions. He cannot do water sports. And this is what this charter vest is all about. So we're in a very tough position where we're going to have to make it work. I mean, why doesn't Harry just do the stuff that Marina can't do right now? Since Marina's off with the eels and the fish.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
If you got time to have a broken thumb, you got time to get stuff done.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Wait, I've just been reported to HR. Okay, that's not good. If you got time to be in pain, you got time to clean this window pane. Technically, two different words. The rhyme counts. So the scuba people are done scuba diving. They're getting back on their boat. They had a great time. And then Brianna's talking to Lara. And she's like, do you think that Harry meant to kiss me?
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
I'm so confused by it. I mean, he sent me an X. But then I was like, did he mean to say more? Was he going to talk about the X-Files? I didn't really like that show. And Lara's like, well, of course he did. He's obsessed with you. It's like, really? Huh. Sure, I could solve my own problem and talk to Harry about the kiss, but Harry kissed me. He can say something to me about it.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah. So, um, Laura, they're going to, tonight's going to be casino night. So Laura was saying, because it's casino night, she wants all the boys to wear bow ties and feel like, you know, she's like, I feel like it needs to be black ties, like, like Monte Carlo. Um, which is funny. Cause they're all come out like shirtless, I think. Right.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
We are going to kick things off mid-March by going back to Cincinnati, where we had a very raucous show a few years ago, and so we're excited to come back there.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Aren't they like shirtless and black tie, which is kind of funny for this group, this group of like super heterosexual men, um, So Carlo is, do they do that there? I mean, I don't know. I feel like that's Chippendales. Does it Chippendales? Were they shirtless in my mind? They were shirtless. Maybe they weren't shirtless at all. Maybe I just saw the bow tie and I just saw torsos in my mind.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Eric is like, these guys all have good bodies, but they didn't take my seminar. How is this possible?
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
So Laura's asking Zarina what the menu is for tonight, for casino night, no less. And Zarina's like, so it'll be a mini French onion soup with truffle grilled cheese and then steak. It's, you know, very knife and fork. It's like, all right, knife and fork, but there's a soup in there, Zarina. This seems to be a low-key ongoing issue. Like, Zarina is very reluctant to pull the trigger on spoons.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
She's like, well, it's a soup, but I did put a sandwich in there, so let's just go fork and knife only, fork and knife only. I'm sorry, we can't do the spoons. It's too early, too early in the season to start putting out the spoons.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
uh minneapolis toronto charlotte atlanta dc and philadelphia and those are just the shows for march there's a whole other bunch of shows for april and may including our very first vegas show i'd like to point out i feel like we haven't really we haven't really emphasized that we are doing a vegas show and hello that's going to be wild and super fun but anyway all the tickets are at watchcrapins.com and you can also get patreon there patreon.com watch for crappins um we're covering traders
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
She loves it. She does love it. I think though this entire season has been people just sweating and little things on the side of the screen that says it's 145% humidity and 3000 degrees out. So naturally French onion soup, what a perfect time to serve it. With a sandwich right in the middle of it. A heavy cheesy sandwich right in the middle of it. Who doesn't love that?
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah, she's really losing the thread. So she's like, I'm running out of time. And she's like, fuck me. This is already such a big add-on to the anxiety that I already have going on right now. Did I totally fuck up by losing my sous chef mid-charter? You did, because you could have tortured him instead. It was a big mistake.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
yeah can you hear my chair by the way i have a question do you hear my chair my chair makes so much noise this is a new newer chair i bought it like two months ago and it's very creaky does do you hear it on the podcast no i don't you don't hear any of this well i do when you're quiet and you do it like all this yeah yeah i hear that yeah i hear that i don't know how to fix it anyone has ideas like if anyone has ideas to make a chair less creaky please let me know
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
That's good. That's good. So, um, uh, honestly though, Ronnie, I'd rather, no excuses, bro. No excuses. No excuses, bro. Slay the dragon. So Captain Shelly texts with a whole bunch of CVs. She's like, here you go. Here's a bunch of CVs. Now get out of my face, you kimono sexy man. Kimono dragon? I'll take that kimono and I'll gag you in the mouth with it and do all sorts of things with your body.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
here's some cvs as in you can see my v if you catch my drift commercials here comes one right now
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
You know, maybe one thing you can do is, I don't know, talk with Brianna about that kiss. She seems to be bothering everyone about it. She's even pestering the guests. So could you just sort of tie that one off? Thank you.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
on patreon so if you want to hear our thoughts on that go check that out and you can also watch us with crap it's on demand via patreon so go do all those fun things okay um in the meantime why don't we dive into below deck down under season three episode four kiss and don't tell
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Let me tell you something. Nothing gets me wetter than putting up streamers. Um, also like we have a real decline in our below deck trauma backstories. Cause like a few weeks ago, as Marina saying, my grandmother paid for everything. She had to do everything. She worked, she worked her entire life. So that way all 15 of her, her children could have a life to live.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
And then this today, it's like my mother loves art.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
I know. Can we please, like, we need to like go back to the heydays of the last season of Below Deck Down Under when you had Adam who was like, my mom, I just want to buy a house for my mother. You're like, okay, relax. He's like, I raised all my brothers. I raised them all. I was like a father to my brothers. It's like, we need some, we need some melodrama, you know?
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Also, did you know that I think, oh no, for a moment I thought that Gail and Nathan got married from below deck down on, I mean, met, but maybe they're just, they're still just dating hot and heavy. Someone made it, someone online made it seem like they got married, but they're not married at all. Someone just had a baby in the below deck world too.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Someone had a baby somewhere along the way or whatever. But you know what? The point is bad tattoos. We don't have a lot of them this season. The other point is- More trauma. Yeah, more trauma. Like, I mean, Gail had a really good one. Gail's was, she was always trying to impress her dad. And that's why one day she dropped an anchor on her foot. So, you know, right. Wasn't that her thing?
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
I don't remember her. She was like super, super hot. And, but she was like, she was dated. It doesn't, you know, honestly, I don't even care. People will look just when you look, Google her as G A E L. Ben, do me a favor.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Slay the dragon, bro. Slay that dragon. Oh yeah, your mom loved art.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
That's the episode.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah. So then Zarina is getting her grilled cheeses ready. And she's like, Casino Royale to me is elegant. It's refined. It's grilled cheeses submerged in soup. Soup that'll make you have stinky thoughts for the next 18 hours. So it's drinking champagne in the French Riviera. It's eating heavy, heavy hot soup with oodles of melted cheese in it and bread and onions.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
More onions than you can ever imagine. That's sophistication. That's the French Riviera.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah. And on top of that, these guests have been they are not touching carbs. I mean, Eric, he was like, I'll have a latte, but not as long as it's not more than 30 calories. So like this is their worst nightmare. So, of course, they are staring and they're like, don't know what to do with it.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah. Slay the dragon. Slay the onion. Um, so then Lara's assigning, um, people to go clean up cabins and stuff.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
And then Vian is, uh, he's shirtless with a bow tie on and he's bringing Zarina some sort of can and they like open it together and they giggle and, you know, he's like hot and she's like, he's being flirty, you know, cause he's checking out like, uh, you know, as long as I didn't get Brianna, who's my next, who's my next option. So Zarina is like, you know, she gets...
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
She gets really, she gets really, I guess you could say motivated. She gets horny. She's horny. When guys come into her galley, she gets horned up. We saw this all last season when Clover kept going into her galley to eat snacks. And she was like, oh, I got this muscly man coming in to eat celery sticks. It's just a little bit hot. The flotation's a bit hot. It's like... I just want their food.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
you never know what will you always be prepared you know so um so uh vian's like oh you've really outdone yourself and he she's like well i don't think so honey but that's very sweet of you to say so we should probably get married soon he's like cut off snacks yes so um meanwhile she's gonna be serving up filet mignon carrot puree red juanju and a parmesan crisp
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
where'd this come from you don't get to steal like the gen x complete this is like gen x is having the we worked hard moment i mean ever listen you don't get to say that we worked hard until you're at like at least 50 which is why all the gen xers are doing this now but as a millennial like no gen xers are ridiculous too and we know it because we had whole movies made about how lazy we are well i'm a gen xer you're a you're a millennial right
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
This is just an example of someone trying to put some space between him and Gen Z, right? Because Gen Z is currently, they're the punching bag for a laziest. So he's like, God, it's millennials. We had to work hard. You know, like the kids that are growing up now, they're weak. Those are weak kids. Yeah. So then someone goes, yeah. Yeah, because you know what?
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
You're in an alpha-less, testosterone-less society of weak men. Except for these boys. Oh, God. Douchebags.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
I did not hear that. I'll tell you. When I want to get a kimono, the first person I look to is a yacht captain. I'm excited about this. Okay. So he has a kimono line coming out.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Did you put some au jus on this? I love putting, you put au jus on this. I don't know why that's so fun to me. Just some au jus. I think that the O is like, the AU part is like a, it's like it's served au jus, but like it's jus that's on it, not au jus. Did you put some au jus? It's like saying, did you put some, did you put some on top sauce?
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
And one of the, one of the guys, yeah, I call it on top sauce.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Well, he says it's more than just that he paid to be on a boat. He has a videographer who is hired to trail him at any single thing he does. Like get my calves, bro. Get my calves coming up the stairs. Get my calves. And he's saying like, yeah, man, the pursuit of money and fame is the two lowest vibrating forms of energy. No wolf wants that. A wolf already is famous in his own heart.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
yeah so everyone takes a good photo and then uh everyone's gonna wake up at like 5 45 a.m and um so zarina's asking um like if the guests were happy and captain jason's like well you know they're all very fitness oriented so they're not eating a lot of carbs and the soup was just like
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
big just a big bowl of bread with soup in it you know it's just like a lot so read the room read the preference sheets if a douchebag comes on just see what what a douchebag would want to eat and think about that okay so Yeah, it was bad.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah, see, the other thing, when you get rid of Anthony's arena, now all of your flaws are on display. And the fact that you said you were afraid of burning the steak, that's really bad if you're a professional chef, if you don't understand how to sear versus burn.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
But yeah, exactly. So now it's 10.23 p.m. and Brianna and Harry are in a break room. And he's like, do you need a hand? She goes, literally one hand. Ha, ha, ha, ha. He's like, oh yeah, I get that. All right, sorry for tomorrow night. Last time was fun. I enjoyed it. She's like, yeah, I had a great time. Yeah, I liked it. I'm not sure if you did as well. She goes, yeah, you did? Oh, I did.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Are we talking about the kiss? Because I've been wondering, are we going to talk about the kiss at some point? I like the kiss. Are we talking about the kiss, right? Yeah, the kiss, yeah. It was great. Would you like to do something on turnover day? Like maybe go on a date, something like that, you know? And she's basically, they flirt and he kisses her again.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
so then they're actually kind of perfect together they are and brianna tells lara and lara's like get over here my little baby drafts god i'm gonna really really try to push that baby giraffe angle for a little while here see if it catches on i feel like they're really perfect together but i also feel like if they were like pioneer people and lonesome dove they'd be the first people killed
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Well, you know why? You know why you do that? Because we live in a society of weak, testosterone-less men.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
He'll find out where all the alphas are when he winds up eventually being convicted of fraud and sent to jail. And then he'll really be dealing with some alphas up his bum hole. Not the bum hole, but the jail thing.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
we all know we all know that's his trajectory in life that this is a fraud happening here right this guy's going to jail he'll be in jail soon you just wait you just wait and watch then he can really talk about slaying dragons so he probably listens to Imagine Dragons he probably uh you know that probably so many of his videos have like Imagine Dragons playing in the background you know all those Imagine Dragons songs they bang a big drum and they're like
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Okay, well, here's what's funny. If you go on, so he has an Instagram page.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Didn't they know there's no dragon here? We just told them to imagine them.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
congratulations you've reached the end of part one of a two-part recap for part two go look for the recap that says part two see you over there suckers watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors ain't no thing like allison king our way is the amber way it's the foster and the furious it's amanda foster it's always automatic with ashley auto ashley savoni she don't take no baloney
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Harry comes out modeling one with his goofy face.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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She sure is swell, it's Raquel.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. The Bay Area betches, betches.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
So here's, I can't even deal with that. So here's, so he has on Captain Jason's Instagram, he has a link to another Instagram that's Captain's Lounge, which is for these kimonos. And he's done the thing. There's only six posts and they create a mosaic. And then, you know how when people do that, like if you look at your grid, it creates an overall picture. So the six pictures together.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen, it's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
You have the logo that says Captain's Lounge, and then he's lounging across the sofa in the kimono. But the problem is, this mosaic was clearly created when Instagram was making the grid look like a whole bunch of squares. But Instagram recently changed their grid to be a whole bunch of rectangles, which means that this entire mosaic is all messed up.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
And what it looks like it says is Captain's Dung, because... Because the L and the E got cut off and the line is going through the O, so it looks like it says Captain's Dung.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
So Captain's Lunch, I'm on the official website. Oh, it's a personal blog and online store. Notably, not a single kimono on the page.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the pinnacle of manhood, of male form, maleness. It is Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie, how are you? Hi, that's so sweet. Thank you. Maybe I'm the pinnacle. P-Knuckle.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Captain Jason lounging in a kimono.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
I don't know if I'm a kimono type either, but maybe, I don't know. You never know. You never know until you try it. Little sassy, sassy thigh, thigh revealing kimono.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
She starts to spiral and spirals the rest of the episode. So then now Captain Jason is telling Lara that Anthony's leaving and that he's got some CVs, but it's going to take time, you know, time for people to get to the Seychelles. And so then Anthony's going around being like, well, I'm off skis. And he immediately changes out of his uniform and he gets into his T-shirt and
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
in that strange straight jacket way that he did last week where he drops the shirt all the way down to his waist but keeps his hands by his waist and then squeezes his hands up through the shirt and into the sleeves first of all you're also stretching out your shirt when you do that which is you know ridiculous and second of all you're you're you're unhinged you're a lunatic how are you putting on your shirts that way this says this speaks to your your instability and and i do not trust you whatsoever speaks to your instability
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
He just thinks outside the box like he does with his cuisine. So he says, he's telling people, he tells Johnny, like, I got offered another job, mate. And everyone's talking like, oh my God, Anthony's leaving, Anthony's leaving. Oh, that's crazy, that's crazy. And he goes, and then Johnny's really sad about it. He's like, this is the saddest news I've gotten today.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
But to be fair, it's the only news I've gotten today. So slow news day, am I right? Okay, bye.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
i know i actually really hope that bravo hires him to be the head chef on another blow deck so we can just see him fail miserably like i really really want that and knowing his cocky ass he probably would come back to blow deck to be like now everyone can see what i'd be like as a head chef well you know what if you can't put your shirt on correct you can't put a you can't put tartar on a cracker so you know relax yeah you put on a shirt like you sous vide an octopus yeah badly poorly
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Well, you know, I just feel like after seeing this self-help guru on Below Deck Down Under, I have a greater understanding of what we need to do to support fellow men in our society, the most trampled upon demographic. And thanks to this guy who was on this boat, I'm like, you know what? Now I know why.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Well, we saw how you cook things your way, sous vide octopus. So then Anthony leaves. He's gone. Bye-bye. And Captain Jason's texting, you know, Australian Norma and being like, hey there, I need a sous chef right away. Can I get some CVs? And she's like, bloop, bloop, sure, right away. Get you someone as soon as possible.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
All right. So Jason's like, we're a man down on deck. We need to find another sous chef very quickly. And we can't let that affect the guest experience. The show must go on. So I'm going to get the guests off, go for a dive, allow the crew to reset. Check out that Moray Eel down below who's been saying hello to the camera every single episode and get ready for round two.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Sorry, Shelly. Sorry for interrupting your viewing of Australian Matlock, but could you please get to the tiring of the CVs of the chefs and stuff?
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
You did it all last season and you will do it again now.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah. So Brianna's asking if they're going to bring her, like, any extra help and everything. And Serena's saying, you know, like, crew food was Anthony's role. And now I'm having to take it on. It's just, you know, 12 extra people to cook for. The potential for burnout is very high. And I don't know if I can handle it, but I'm going to die trying, or at least I'll complain trying.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
And Serena's like, yeah, it's not fair. She'll say, well, I just, just let me know how I can help you through this charter. And also let me know if Carrie said anything about the kiss. Did he mean it? Was it an accident? Did he even know who I was? Did he think he was kissing an AI rendition of something or version of something? I don't know. Just please tell me.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
So then outside on the deck, this guy, Eric, he's the primary. He's doing like a online coaching video call on Zoom. And he's like, hey guys, you can't all be talking, no action. And you'll feel that pressure. You better walk the walk. It puts a whole new type of accountability and pressure on you, okay? Because that's the way the cookie crumbles. No use crying over spilled milk, you know?
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
You can't have your cake and eat it too. Nice work if you can get it. Am I right?
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
we just need to touch more men and we have to ask men what do they want what do men want because you know the thing is men just don't go out and grab what they want enough on their own so thank you this extremely inexpensive groupon facial surgery which is what this douchebag has dude stop worrying about your self-help and go get some proper eyes done sir okay
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
If a wolf comes across a bird in the forest, what's the wolf going to do? The wolf's going to eat the fucking bird. Be the wolf. Don't be the bird. Okay. Eat the bird. Then, you know, go take a shit somewhere. Cause that's what the wolf is probably do afterwards. Then maybe take a nap. Wolves take naps. It's okay. If you take a nap, you're a real man. You know, part of being in the light is fast.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
It fast forces your job, your progress in life. That's why wolves love light. Cause wolves hang out in the light to fast forward their progress. It's obvious guys.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah, if a tree falls in a forest, does a wolf still do intermittent fasting if it doesn't feel well? Abso-fucking-lutely. You can't stop the wolf from changing its dietary routines. Fuck you, tree.
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#2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah
Yeah, this awful, like, manosphere that has, like, arisen in our pop culture is just, like, it's just, like, the worst thing of all time. And now you've got all these guys who are trying to be like Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan's not even trying to be like this. I mean, I don't follow Joe Rogan closely. But this guy is just fully doing seminars like Tom Cruise and Magnolia.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
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Yeah, why are you making merch so soon? Start selling hot dogs before the merch comes out. Come on.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
Yeah, but the difference is that Ariana and Katy are established Bravo Liberties and in the center of a pop culture breaking scandal that everyone wants to support them. TJ is just TJ.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
What? But I'm married. Um, the, I mean, I understand why he wants to have merch cause he's on Bravo and he wants his friends to put on the hat. So they're wearing the hats during the scenes. I get it. But realistically, like work on the hot dogs first, this, this strange new culinary concept of a hot dog. Will they ever succeed? Will people like hot dogs? I don't know. It's an untested food.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
And by the way, flash forward just a little bit. Fucking Will saying he doesn't like hot dogs. You know, this guy is a piece of shit. It's the best part of going to Costco is getting the hot dog afterwards. Let's be honest.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
I may have to have a hotdog for lunch and all this, all this discussion, like I'm getting so hungry discussing them right now. I'm like freaking out right now.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
Yeah. TJ hook us up with some sir. Wieners. I'll wear that crap is on demand. Yeah. Come on. We'll support you.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
If we just dissed your hotdog business, but we want the merge, send it over your business model, but we will happily model your business.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
It was not, like, very wiener forward, not wiener supportive. You're only now just getting an arrogance vibe from Will. It's been three seasons already. Yeah. So...
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
so then we see at the at the boys brunch we see a hot dog tattoo on tj's wrist because he got that and well it goes how long did that take like 10 minutes oh and you still haven't even sold a single hot dog stupid stupid whatever highlighter behind your ear who's not a lawyer yet i know
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
One thing we do not have a watch crappins.com though, our hot dogs. Luckily, if you want a hot dog, you apparently can go to Republic Bar and Grill and Club and Hot Dog Cart because that's what they have there. That's what this whole episode is about. Opening up, selling hot dogs.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
Shut up. Matlock. So TJ is like, I just think that like, he thinks that he's like better than me, you know?
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
And it's like sad because he was like a person that I like would call my best friend, but you know, unfortunately. because he's my best friend, I have to hate him because that's what I do on this show.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
and yeah you're so hot with your highlighter behind your ear i'm telling everyone that you got laid with a hot chick in the bathroom so then molly tells us um the logic is missing like i don't think like a grown-ass man is creating some rumor about some random mediocre white dude in this class i promise he's studying torts or whatever that class is
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
yeah exactly so Mia's like well TJ's like well I think that Will told her that like of course Will told her that you think she formed that thought on her own says Mia and then all of a sudden we are now
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
go on somewhere else in charleston and now it's like evening and uh or maybe it's daytime it's the daytime and it's another day and it's one day before the sir wieners launch and olivia the marketing manager of her republic is going to help and she's overseeing tj as tj is with his cart and like the cart there's like a cart wrangler like it's like if you were shooting a movie and there's like a kangaroo there's got to be the person who comes along with the kangaroo to make sure the kangaroo is okay so this is like the guy who comes along with the cart it's a union shop around
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
Yeah. And they tried to make it sexy. Cause the guy's like, are we going to be able to get it in? And he was like, I think I don't fit. Cause I wanted to get it in. He's like, I measured. So they spend, it's a good amount of time pushing this cart through. I was actually, I was, I was getting stressed because I was imagining the
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
being in that situation like i feel like i've never moved a hot dog cart and yet watching the scene i felt like i had i felt like i had been commissioned by a friend who said hey can you help me move this cart into the restaurant i'll take like five minutes but then once i'm taking 35 minutes and it's hot and it's humid and you're sweating and the cart scrapes my knee and we can't get it through and it becomes a whole production and suddenly my plans for the entire day are ruined because the hot dog cart cannot get into the patio and i never should have signed up for this stupid task in the first place like i i felt all of that watching this
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No, I was mad. I was mad at TJ for doing that to me. I was like, why did you waste my time?
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
I was actually mad at, I was kind of mad at Leva and Leah that they didn't allow TJ just to roll the thing through the club. where there were wide open doors.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
Let's stop acting like this is going to offend all those middle-aged men in Tommy Bahama shirts coming into Republic, okay? Yeah, exactly. We've seen. Yeah. So now we go to Azure Restaurant, where Emmy and her sister Peyton sit at the bar. And shockingly, Emmy tells us that Peyton is her baby sister, eight years younger than her I would never.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
Well, well, then we find out that she is about to go to college. I was like, what? This girl's only 18. I was shocked. And she goes, she may look like Sidney Sweeney, but she has a baby girl in my heart forever. I was like, well, OK, I don't really see the Sidney Sweeney thing, but that's OK.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
Yeah, this is like she's Sidney Sweeney. Am I right? Am I right? I guess that makes me Sidney Sweeney, too.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
so peyton's like how was vegas and she goes um so okay well we all went to dinner and like will kind of stood up at the table and said i want to apologize about emmy and i love emmy with all my heart and she's the best and i'm gonna be a lawyer and he's and like i just love her with all my heart and yada yada you know all the stuff he always says every single time we go with anyone you know you know and all of a sudden austin ran his mouth saying like all this about will you know peyton's like i don't know who any of these people are just can i get my free fries
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
Yeah, he's like, oh my God, I cannot believe this happened. My shorts are totally stuck to my dryer. This is, I'm like literally freaking out right now.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
I think that Will is going to propose next summer as soon as he can get himself unjammed from the locker that his bully shoved him into. Oh, God, fingers crossed.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
Cause I was thinking like they call them lawyers, barristers over there. And I could be Mr. and Mrs. Barrister, you know? And I was like, I'm thinking like we could be friends with like Kate and Will. Cause they know like, Oh my God, it'd be like Will on Will. Like would it be like two Wills would like run each other in the street and be like, your name's Will. My name is Will. And I'm America.
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Like we'll totally hit it off. It's going to happen, Peyton. It's all going to happen.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
just the rumors are just like scary. And I don't know, I just think it's, it's so weird.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
so okay the foundation of a relationship should be friendship and like will and i tell each other everything we don't ever ever ever ever ever lie and that is a fact that's true we are lawyers well i'm not a lawyer but i like pretend to be a lawyer like i dress up like a lawyer but i'm not a lawyer but he's a lawyer he's gonna be a lawyer he's gonna be a barrister actually he's actually gonna run england i don't know if you heard this he's actually the prime minister of england they've already chosen him and so we're friends and the the foundation of being a good prime minister is having a friendship first with the country and your wife it all makes sense just you'll see when you're older
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
other hardwiring that I'm sure you just go to a therapist for, and they'll tell you all about it. Or just watch Bravo.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean those pipes.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
So Peyton is like, well, you seem overwhelmed. Ever since you've been coming to tables. I am very overwhelmed. Oh my God. I've made 14 trickery plates for Will this week. Oh my God. I was like, it's busy. It's busy over here. Oh my God. I'm overwhelmed with love. Love. Overwhelmed with love. You're cute. You're so cute. You're so young and so cute and naive.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
You don't understand how love works, but this is the way love works. He says, I love you. And then I trust it. Okay. That's it.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
Oh my God, Preston. Oh my God. I like missed you. I missed you so much. I was thinking of doing the tea. Hello. I was thinking of doing the tea steeper because I'm always spilling the tea. And he's like, oh my God, I don't even know what I'm going to do yet. But like, maybe we could put it in our future house together. Oh my God. The pineapple upside down pineapple at the bottom of the sea.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
Because that's the swinger thing, right? I think they were referencing Spongebob. Doesn't Spongebob live in Upside Down Pineapple at the bottom of the sea?
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um thank you to ai for providing this very serious response to my question where does spongebob live where does spongebob live spongebob squarepants lives in a pineapple at 124 conch street or conch street and bikini bottom in undersea city in the pacific ocean and then we have some bullet points spongebob is a yellow sponge who works as a fry cook at the crusty crab his pineapple home is three stories tall and has a living room a word closet and other amenities
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funny using the word elite with anyone from this cast um and then we have the music as it keeps going and it's like and i can't believe this is happening to me and it's late driving i can't believe it someone's driving uh and she calls her mom jerry and this is the theme for the first uh 20 minutes this episode her mom says she's like oh hey honey how's your day going I'm tired.
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SpongeBob lives with his pet snail, Gary, and his pet scallop, Shelly. His neighbors include Patrick and Squidward. And Bikini Bottom is based on Bikini Atoll, a small island in the Pacific Ocean where the US conducted nuclear weapons tests during the Cold War. Thank you, AI, for that comprehensive answer.
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So then Lake shows up with her longtime best friend and current girlfriend, Shelby. And Lake is tired. And Lake is like, Shelby is, like, one of my best friends. And, like, whenever we do see each other, we are still intimate. Like, she's, like, a best friend with Benefit. And, like, part of the reason why I lost interest in Brad is because, like, I'm not really feeling dudes right now.
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Like, there's times where, like, the girls, I like girls more. And there's times where I like guys more. And, like, right now, I'm in for, like, the girls season, you know?
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Shelby, Shelby's like rage painting her like pottery. Yes. I love Mr. Rucker. So Michael's like, how does it feel about, how does he feel about you guys being together? Like he, like, does he know, does he know about this right now? And Lake is like, yeah, we were always together. It's like pretty obvious, but like my dad and I, we try to like avoid those conversations.
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So like we have a really close relationship and she basically talked about, she doesn't want to like, she's like afraid of like losing a relationship with her dad. Cause like her family is successful and like, you know, they care a lot about what the public has to say, and especially cause it's the South.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
And she talks a lot about like, you know, how like, you know, being a part of a Southern black Christian family, there's like a way of speaking and presenting yourself. And she has like a lot of pressure on her basically. And like,
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um her family might view her as being as like having a disease if she's like gay or fluid and like you know this is this is what she's struggling with which is interesting that this is this is really an ongoing theme on this show like we've had this is our fourth uh i think lgbtq member because we also had mikhail the first season and like every season there's been like this struggle that these these people have been going through
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That's why I decided to have a giant house party on Bravo TV in our home.
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Yeah, it's a nice moment. It's a really nice scene. And Michaels is like, I never want Lake to be in a place where she feels she can't be herself. So I'm going to try to guide her based on my own experience. Also, by the fact that I'm like so good as like a manager at Republic. So I know it's not easy kind of like building that sign, but I'm going to get her through it. Yeah.
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It's just a nice scene. It's like a very nice, lovely, sweet scene.
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And this is what every single cast member says for the next 20 minutes. I'm tired. Are you hydrating? Yeah. To the best of my ability.
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So I was like, you're like, uh, speaking of parents, you're like, Oh dad, you're coming over. Accept me. Um,
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you see like flames going up to the side of like Republic and like a Leah shows up on a Harley, takes off her mask. Hey, motherfuckers, Leah CEOs here, sir, wieners.
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The only wiener I care about is the one that's going into my vag after my shift. Now clean that table.
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I don't want to ruffle any feathers. Literal feathers. You gay bird. You have feathers. Sorry, I lost track. That one got away from me. You know, even CEOs have trouble sometimes. Sometimes it's hard to come up with a good diss. I'll probably get written up by HR. But guess what? HR reports to me, motherfuckers. Yeah, CEO is back.
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Back. Back on top of it. Oh, my God. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.
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Um, I'm like very anxious about today, especially cause Leah's yo keeps on trying to snort the hot dogs like they're cocaine. I don't know what she's doing.
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I'm like, you're not going to pull the hot dogs out of the hot dog cart. The hot dog cart is purely for photographic reasons.
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I'm actually on his web. I have to say, by the way, the website's great. I'm on the website right now. It has this adorable little like 2007 animated gif of Sir Wieners going in rotation. But honestly, they killed it. Like the photography is good. It's it's clean. OK, so he has the dumpster dog, which is fully a lot of hot dogs. These are a lot of hot dogs.
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Okay, I have to say, the worst wiener, this is not an appealing photo. Some of the food photography needs to be worked on. The worst wiener looks literally like a dookie.
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have to tell you the meanie weenie looks really good the worst wiener i i just would like um a regular hot dog though do you just have like regular oh the worst one does look like a dead person the worst wiener is worse wiener needs some help it's like a little pale and looks like the onions are falling off of it like we need to redo that photo but um you up dog is the traditional plain hot dogs with ketchup and mustard so but it's dijon mustard so it's not traditional it i agree some yellow mustard
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I like that the hot dog looks like it's in a little blanket. The hot dog looks like it's asleep in a bed.
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We're going to need to upgrade those pickles.
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Find our wieners. Lamar's hot dog for me today.
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Oh yeah. You don't like it. Would you prefer a hot dogs in a tort of some kind? So then I hate hot dogs.
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Yeah, you may notice I have a tie that I got from Van Heusen. So I've been working lawyer stuff, you know. Oh, that's right. I slept till 4 p.m. today. You slept till 4? Yeah, I slept for 15 hours. Well, I actually spent 12 of those hours just crying, but that counts as sleep, right? Yeah, well, I'm not sure.
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The lowest one. Oh my goodness. Like literally hot dogs are wonderful. They're the most accessible tier of sausage. Doesn't mean that they're the worst.
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He is accessible and the worst. He's the worst worst. So, Emmy comes in and she is doing a Leigh Ann Locken hot dog slash Bronwyn costume. And she's like, everyone, hey, ask me about my wiener. Ask me about my wiener. And Will's like, I think Emmy wins best dressed, guys. Look, she dressed like a hot dog. Isn't that, like, hilarious?
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and he's like um would you pass some wieners she's like oh okay that's her right to work and then um you know she just passing around uh hot dog platters and people are like everyone's excited and mia's working too and she goes i don't know who's a better friend than me because i'm working for free at a place i got fired from and we see a flashback to her getting fired and so that was pretty good when she thought she was being all badass with leba she's like
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And she's like, I wonder if she'll ever come. I wonder if the level will ever hire her back. Cause she's like, now Mia's in that purgatory that happens on these hospitality shows where you don't work at the restaurant anymore. So there's not really a reason for you to be around, but you still sort of like linger on the sidelines.
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So now Taylor and Rodrigo show up from Southern Charm. So watch out, everyone. Someone call the charisma police.
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Yeah. I noticed that as well. She seems like she's like.
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like uh she doesn't seem shell-shocked she doesn't seem traumatized she doesn't seem like she's in the middle of the lobotomy on this show yes oh and speaking of lobotomies by the way people definitely tune in to hear our dwell hello that we're going to record this week because there's definitely a southern lobotomy girl that's happened that's on this yeah there really is she's like i want the bigger
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I have a dog named Lottie. Lottie, do you like this view? I want it all.
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And I was like, yeah, sounds great. I'm going to go hang out with Little. So then Brad is talking to Joe and he's like, hey, congratulations on the marriage. When's the honeymoon, huh? He's like, oh yeah, I'm on like a one-year plan. Like I want to propose like pretty soon. It's like, really? Like how long have you guys actually been dating for? Like four months, but.
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it feels like we've been like dating for like a year. So I was like, we're pretty much married.
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Yeah. She's like a fucking DJ now. And like, if she like goes on the road and I'm like, not with her, I just like, I like the feeling of being engaged, you know, that's nice.
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I think the hot dogs are going to play really well with the time at Bahamas set. So now we go, now the music's like, work hard, play harder, work hard, play harder, work hard, play harder, Will's not cheating. I'm like, whoa. Oh, okay. So then inside, we go inside Republic and TJ is, he pulls Emmy aside to talk. And she's like, she's like, she's like, hi, hi.
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And he goes, I just want to thank you for yesterday. I just feel like it's been like a rough summer for us. And I want to make sure that we're both on the same page. Yeah, of course, we're on the same page. Just like how me and Will are on totally on the same page. We're going to get married and like we're in love and like he doesn't cheat like pages. I love pages. I love books.
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You know what I love? No, like more than books, magazines. And I can't wait to see me in the magazine with Kate and Will when we move to London and he's a barrister and we're like friends going on double dates. Oh, what's going on?
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No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't. And I don't want you to think, I don't want you to think anything like, you don't want less of me. Like, no, no, no, no, I don't. No, I don't think less of you. And I don't think that you have bad intentions or I think that you're a bad friend. You're just like an unsupportive friend. You're just someone who's not there.
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There's someone trying to like hurt me and Will, hurt like our relationship, hurt like what we're trying to do here, trying to like this project that we're on, this mission, this journey. And you're just kind of like a spoke in the wheel and we're just going to crash and like, we're going to like break our limbs all because of you. But I love you and I love you. And I
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And I support you and your hot dogs. And there's been like a lot going on and all that. And like, I think Serena was the perfect event to bring us back together in a, you know, like for no good reasons, just hot dogs. But like, we're together now. We're friends. Everything's fine. Everything's okay.
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Yeah. So now everyone's going to start their shifts and everything. And Joe goes up to TJ and he's like, I just want you to know I'm like really inspired by our Sir Wieners event. I think I'm going to have an event called Sir Married. It'll just be pictures of Maddie's face that we're going to hand out. It'll be great.
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He's also being bullied by the biggest bully in law school. It's like a lot for him right now. Yeah. But at breakfast, we talked about like a lot of stuff and like work through like the big issues. And at this point, like I kind of just want to like brush under the rug and like just go back to being friends, you know, because brushing things under the rug has worked out so well in our relationship.
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So TJ is like, by the way, I just like really appreciated the text you sent me. Oh yeah. The text where I sent a hot dog emoji and was like, good job. Yeah. It really would have hurt me if we weren't cool when you had that party. Cause like in my bones, I would have been like, fuck, you know, anyway.
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He didn't put a ring around your finger. No, like literally LL fucking L mom. Like if anything, it was like a commitment ceremony. And like, I appreciate that reassurance from Joe. Cause that like, he would want that from me from one day. She goes, okay, so how long have you been dating that idiot? Uh, mom, I mean, that lovely man, like, almost, like, five months.
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Yeah, okay, this is moving fast, man. Okay, yeah, I've been out of that relationship with Trevor for, like, only, like, a second, you know? And, yeah, no, for sure, for sure, mom, yeah, for sure. But, like, I trust Joe, and, like, I love him, and I could see a future with him, and he's, like, my best friend. Like, I mean that, mom.
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But, like, I don't think we're ready to, like, get fucking married, but, like, we don't even, like, live with each other.
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She's like, okay, mom. Don't you forget, we're a household that loves music. Remember, that was her thing from season one. I grew up in a household, like, everyone in my family likes music.
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Why don't you do something that's like... Should we do like a remix that's like going to the chapel, but it's like a reference to Chapel Rowan. Like we're going to a Chapel Rowan concert, but it's like, so it's current, but it's also like referencing that we got married, you know? You know what I'm saying? Wait a minute.
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Chapel Rowan's yelling at me right now in my head and calling me disrespectful. Nevermind. Take her out of it. Take her out of it. I'm like hot to go. So Maddie is like, she's like, no, I'm looking at houses to buy right now, Joe. She's like, wait, oh yeah, fuck yeah, Zillow. Fuck yeah, Zillow. Fuck yeah. I thought it was gonna be like Redfin, but it's like, fuck yeah, Zillow. Yeah, fuck yeah.
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Like I live, I live like two minutes from Republic where Matt and where Maddie lives. That's like 45 minutes away. Like I don't own a car. And if I added up all the Ubers that I spent on going back and forth, I could have like a G wagon or like, like maybe not a G wagon, but like a Tahoe or like maybe like not a Tahoe, but like maybe like a used Geoprozone. Like it's like a lot.
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I know. Or at least hire Trevor to bike you over there on his little rickshaw.
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Even she says, then don't. Like, if you want to stay here, then stay here. I just feel like I go to your house to sleep with you because like I want to be with you. But sometimes I feel like you could care less if I'm there. Like, you're not like gonna compromise with me on that. I'm like, Joe, then make her miss you a little bit. It's that simple.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
Yeah. Can I ask you something, Joe? Years ago, you gave me a really hard time about moving in with my boyfriend like you did out of everyone. And we see a flashback to Watch What Happens Live where like Joe's giving Maddie like all sorts of shit for moving in with Trevor.
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And by the way, I just want to say to those two Bravo fans who called in to ask that question that caused all this shit, congratulations. You not only caused a storyline to happen on the show, but
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but you got to have like all like a really long amount of bonus airtime on bravo that was really cool good job um you're like what are you talking about ben because the flashback were like these two people who asked joe and maddie something like do you think that they moved in too quickly and so they were up on screen like they were having this argument but these two girls were like up on screen sort of smiling oh my god yeah watch what happens live provides the most mess for these shows for sure
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yeah but that was like two years ago and he was like driving a bike taxi down king street and he had like you had no future with that guy i'm completely different with me i stand in the front of a club and i'm like you want to come in you want to come in like that's a future that guy never flashed a pamphlet at anybody so that guy never went to a kitchen and said okay we need happy birthday at table 47. like that's that's someone with a future okay and she's got a point but she's trying to win
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Anyway, maybe if we just deflect onto another couple, then people won't bother us anymore. So let's talk about Maddie and Joe. Okay. Because like, I think that like Maddie is freaking the fuck out from that wedding. Yeah. She's freaking the fuck out. And then we go to Maddie's house and Joe and Maddie are in bed. And Joe's like, oh my God, I'm so tired.
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know yeah and like there's a part of me that wonders if she's just in like nice guy rebound phase because sometimes like people who date toxic men will date like the nice guy to feel like they are on the root like breaking the cycle but they're not their hearts not really into in it and then they go back to the toxicity which is very sad but it does i've seen it happen like a million times with people
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So then Maddie's like, no, Joe, I'm just saying, like, after you don't know what it's like to make a decision and have people comment and be like, you're an idiot. You're stupid. OK, I did him for a year before I moved in.
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Sorry, go ahead, start the car. So then she's just like, I mean, what's that saying? If it ain't broke, don't do a remix of it. No, don't fix it. Are you sure it's not remix it? No, fix it.
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Yes. La La was a ripoff of La La.
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It's like, it's like using garage band string together some loops and then releasing a single, which is what I did for, uh, for my countess Luann songs. But I also didn't do that as a series.
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yikes deleting all the comments and stuff uh guys grab on it if it ain't broke don't fix it is that what that saying is yeah well things sometimes break the end so yeah wow i did not know that that's a fun little piece of controversy that's like i love i love a controversy like that like a low a low stakes low wattage you know uh like theft situation it's great
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And Maddie goes, my back hurts. Oh, your back hurts? Yeah. From putting up with me? Yeah. I'll give you a massage.
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Sorry. I can't believe we're back in Charleston. Sorry. It was me who said that. Thanks for saying my line for me, Joe. No problem. You're my wife. I'll always say your lines for you.
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the wedding was like for, it was for fun. And like, it was like all for like the fellow fucking elves. And I don't think it was serious. But then we see Maddie and like, we see Joe though, like looking at her through the mirror.
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Hello and welcome to Walter Krappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we'd love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the wonderful and adorable Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Hi, how are you? Great. Thank you. We are going to recap Southern hospitality.
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Every time there's a little whisker in the sink, think of it as a love letter to my wife. Okay, whatever. Vacation's over, but maybe not for Joe.
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Yeah, exactly. So after Joe and Maddie's wedding, we partied until around like 3 a.m. And then like we see them taking shots and stuff. And then Maddie says, and then Joe, Joe is like, I'm a little too fucked up. I don't feel well. So then Emmy, then Emmy tells the rest of the story. And she's like, so then we went to the casino and we stayed until like five in the morning.
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And then we got to the room and Joe was like very upset. And he was like pissed. He was like, you've just been like down here gambling and loving me alone on our wedding night. And Joe's like, yeah. I was like ready to go home and have like a romantic night and like a honeymoon suite. And like, I get laid most other nights. It's like, how do I not get laid on our actual wedding night?
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He's ordered her a boyfriend free BLT. So then Emmy is like, I mean, Maddie was like, this isn't our real fucking wedding night. And Joe was like, well, would you actually leave me alone on our own real wedding night? And then Maddie goes, well, would you actually get that this fucked up on our real wedding night? And Will's like, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha.
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Yeah, sometimes I worry that Maddie loves the idea of Joe more than Joe. I mean, it's not like she's marrying a lawyer and is going to have kids with him probably maybe next year.
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Before we dive into that, we are going to be engaging in some Southern hospitality when we go to such cities as Charlotte, North Carolina. which is often referenced on this show and Southern Charm. We'll be going there as part of the Mountain Historia Tour, which is going to resume in mid-March. We are going to a whole bunch of cities. We are going to kick things off
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Yeah. He can't he can't even go into a cooler safely now without without rumors popping up.
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But I have to say that, like, if you are going to fall in love with the idea of something, I do think falling in love with the idea of a like someone who has a successful career is better than falling in love with the idea of whatever Joey Marbles is going to do, because I don't know what Joey Marbles is going to do.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
uh sorry but it's like can be described in uh three words food mouth full buff um so will's like yeah maybe it's like going like it's like getting like too real like too quick yeah so then we go the republic back room and everyone's gathering for their night shifts and michael's and lake sit next to each other and lake is like how are you feeling after vegas he goes good i'm just like a little tired
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
and i'd like to point out our note taker chandler says six minutes into this episode we have three i'm tired and one i'm exhausted from this cast so it's been noted by both of us
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
I feel like Vegas is actually deeply consequential to people. Weddings, gambling debts, STDs.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
Yeah. Yeah. Did she even get to leave Las Vegas? I don't think she did.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
We all know about that. No one gets to live. No one gets to leave Las Vegas. No one does. Not even Steve Wynn. More like Steve Luz.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
I say this as one married man to a single man. So Michaels is like, I like to say that Republic runs itself, but like, unfortunately when I'm gone, Republic is like not running itself. Like when we were in Vegas, I did, I did end up opening my email like a bunch of times. And like the ship definitely tends to sink when I'm not there. Like there's no one outside on the sidewalk saying, Oh,
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
So it's like really, really hard. But like when I was away, I missed it. I felt like they're like my little children, even though they're all older than me. I mean, after all, I'm the bitch that runs the bitches that they think that runs the bitch because the bitch is on the run and the bitch is going to run. It's like you need to relax.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
No one can do what Michael does. Cut to the Cloris Leachman waitress who's like, everyone, I'm going to pick up this napkin. Ah, I just broke my arm. God, it really is hard what he does.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
You guys, I just got a report from Republic. This is what happens when I'm not there. I just found out that instead of walking out to celebrate someone's birthday with a big lit up sign, they just were carrying a giant live grouper. That's just not acceptable. You can't do that.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
she's like charlton sweaty i missed it so she talks uh that her apartment was like really like dusty and full of spiders and cobwebs while she was training to uh fail at miss usa or miss world actually miss world because she's in trinidad Trinidad and Tobago. So Molly meets up with them and they're all wearing pink and everything. And TJ's like, I didn't get the pink memo.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
But you know, when people say that, they're like joking, but you can see with TJ, he's like, wow, it really is hard to be gay in the South. You don't even get the pink memo when all the girls get together.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
It's been nonstop in the hectic world of wedding planners. She's like, guys, we cut to her being like, this is a good place, Matt.
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#2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All
What's the name of her company? It said something like Inspire Events or something like that, or like Enigma Events. Just like, yeah, I had to put a napkin on a table and see if someone liked it. It was really hard.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
So Gary's like, Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, Chase just wants to put on a robe and the guard wears like Tarzan. And if he's going at it this way, he's going to fall back on blah, blah, blah. Glenn, Glenn, I told Chase to go and get up on the hall yard. And so he would do the name. And he said, no, now he's not going to.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Also, not for nothing, Glenn already crashed the boat into the dock, so it's going to be okay.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
You shackle-clutz. You shackle- fuck face so yeah i mean if you had not dropped the shackle last week maybe i'll give you some grace but you just dropped the shackle and we all saw you drop the shackle so sorry you've got to like do it the way gary says
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
uh you shouldn't do it that way you're a handsome guy you work out a lot did you know there's microbes on your eyelashes yeah put an iron yard so then chase yeah chase has this whole thing where he says give me some credit and then he now gets mad at gary he's like so you just went and went to glenn and told him i wasn't listening he's like no i did not do that which is like funny that that's gary's
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
first reaction was obviously that he did because who else like who else told Glenn in the span of 30 seconds that shit like this this two-person issue like it's not like it's not like clois like Jason where the hell you're so Gary's like no I didn't say anything oh actually I did I can't lie my way about that one I was like you can't get your word across with this guy same as last season
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
All the time, bro. All the time, bro. It's like, really? Like what? Oh, come on. Dig a brick. No, because I stay up and I fucking help people do the dishes. That means I don't listen to you. Come on. That don't go straight to the captain. So Gary basically lists all the things. And Chase is just like not hearing it. Chase is having a fit. It's so funny.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
You're actively resisting Gary while claiming that you don't resist Gary ever. Yeah, exactly.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
so chase goes and cleans the the name and he comes back it was quick and guys like see look how quick and easy it was and he's like yeah well i'm not trying to ignore you i'm no we're not listening to you man he's like yeah yeah whatever so now it's time for preference sheet meeting final charter of the season and um it's ml ml is a real estate professional from washington dc and she's bringing seven friends for a girl's trip
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Ah, yes. And Chloe's like, well, I like everything. So Janine, this person says, I like everything except things with gluten. And I only eat romaine lettuce. All right, Amy. Yes.
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Romaine Only, the second most basic lettuce. I mean, Romaine's hot. My favorite song from Dreamgirls.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
It's a great song. I love the All Lettuce rendition of Dreamgirls. What'd you say? The all what version? All Lettuce. The All Lettuce.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
And I am telling you, I'm not getting baby jams.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
So, yeah, there's dietary restrictions. So all shellfish, red meat, and nuts. So everyone's just like, no one can eat anything. One person can't eat strawberries, mangoes, or kiwis, I think. They all have an issue.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
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It feels nice to give my home a little TLC after all that chaos and hubbub of December.
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I have two new beautiful gray lounge chairs that I have put here into this office for podcasting needs. And they just look lovely. And I got them from Wayfair. They arrived very quickly and they were easy to put together. It was a dream.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Honestly, it's just really convenient that Wayfair has everything our home needs. I mean, because I'm going to get a coffee table, I might get a lamp, and it's just all there on the website.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
So Cloyce is like, a couple of these are like serious allergies and like, you got to be careful so that we can go out with a bag and not a body bag.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
So now it's time to go out for dinner. Cloyce is going to stay back to work on the dinner. His dinner planning is going to be challenging. And Glenn is just watching his telenovelas in bed as usual.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Yeah. And he goes, well, what happened to Anthony? Right. And he says that really loudly. So that way, you know, Chase can hear what happened to Anthony. He's basically being a total cock block.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
So I love Danny's. I love I love Danny saying that, like, it's a bad thing. They want to fuck, but they just won't do it. It's like. Yeah. God, what a crazy concept that two coworkers that live in the same room and know that when they have sex, it causes like unbridled drama on the boat are saying, maybe we shouldn't do this until after the season.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Why isn't there a bigger cheese section at Sprouts? I always feel like Sprouts should have a much better cheese selection.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Well, Sprouts makes sense because remember, it was like a year ago that the daughter of the founder of Sprouts was a stew on Below Deck. So for like three days.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Sometimes I wonder, we love Glenn, he's so sweet and so fun. Is Glenn an avid conspiracy theorist? I'm starting to wonder if we're starting to understand some things about him.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Yeah, yeah, there definitely are. There's intelligent life out there, just not on Bravo.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
it's definitely not on this boat at the very least so um people are going to bed and keith wants a good night kiss from daisy and so they he kind of follows daisy up to her cabin door and she opens the door she's about to go in but keith is still like i want my kiss so she winds up kissing keith which was notable because she kisses keith essentially in the doorway and gary's in there so gary has to sit and listen to the love of his right now kissing keith
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
So then Gary's like, oh, Daze, did you hook up with Keith again tonight? And she's like, well, he's a fucking lecker bloke, Jesus. I'm not sure I know what that slang is. Can you please explain that? He's a beaut of a person. I approve, Daze, I approve, which is my way of saying it. I will be undermining it tomorrow. Thank you very much.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
I feel like when Daisy grabs Gary's hand, it's kind of like in those Lubriderm commercials where the lady like touches the back of like an alligator walking by. That's what it must feel like.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
listen we have not stood up for danny i think a single time this entire season but we are in agreement on this one which is chase oh just get over it okay this is not a serious relationship you guys met 10 days ago you're boning it's just it's a boat man we all know what it is um so getting mad at the costco sample person they're supposed to be giving it to everybody who passes by what did you think you this is a private dining room just because you came in before the lunch rush
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
I'm just gonna sit in that for a moment. I'm just gonna sit in that. I'm just gonna sit back here. That was great. That was great. Just let her live, for Christ's sake. Christina, please put that, make that a clip. Producer Christina, make that a clip right now.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
you know how she treated you she tolerated your annoying ass voice so get back to yeah i'm kidding um yeah and he's being all because they're also by the way what we didn't say is that they're having this conversation after they have just in bed and um so now he really uses this as a chance to have like a power play and so we see what the real chase is right now so he uses it as a chance to pout for the rest of the episode
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
which is just so stupid. Like it's just, it's, it's idiotic. You know, the real bullshit is, you know, Danny is really annoying, but the fact that she felt that she had to lie because a man might think less of her because she decided to actually have an active sex life is what the real problem is. It's not her.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Gary was it was two for one because he was able to undermine his rival, Chase, and he was able to get revenge on Danny because Danny moved on from Gary very quickly. Yeah. So, um, Dan, so now with the next, so then Danny is, um, Ronnie just left the screen momentarily. And I just think it's funny that he left the screen with like a send-off almost. Revenge is the best code.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
So then Dan, now it's the next day and Danny like Chase is moping around and she's like, she's like,
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
chaser used to like he's like it's she's like i'm sorry and she's like well yes i wasn't honest with him at first because i was terrified the man would judge me just like the rest of everyone on this boat would but for me all is good and i want to try to get back to the place that we were at before because i really care for the big dog and i don't even really know what to do um yeah he's just taking his his his give him an inch he's gonna take a mile you know well he's got 10 of them already i don't know how many more inches he needs
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
What do you think you're doing? We're on charter. So then Gary is like, hey, Chase, sorry for being a huge dick yesterday. I shouldn't have reacted like I did. Oh, sorry, I'm talking to Glenn now. I was just frustrated with everything going on until it wasn't you. I just want to apologize, and you set the grand rules, and if you don't abide by them, then you know you're the captain of the team.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
And he's like, yeah, thanks. And they basically just hug.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
It's going to grow up. Then Daisy's checking in on Cloyce and Cloyce is struggling because this is going to be a hard charter. And now changing to whites because everyone's coming. And Keith is like, well, we got a couple of meals on board. Moms I like. It's a PG version.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Yeah, it's like everyone just got out of Marshalls and was walking to their car. But it turns out it happens to be a yacht this time.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
I feel like at that point, like if you're doing like with all these dietary restrictions, it's like you want to do around the world. It's going to be like, here's rice and here's more rice is rice. Rice doesn't have is rice considered gluten. Rice is gluten free, right? Rice is rice.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Yeah, I have to say, I have those rice crackers. I would just be like, rice is of the world. Congratulations, everyone. You're all getting different rice. Brown rice? Yeah. Rice. Basmati rice? Yeah, 100%.
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Just... Yeah, it's not bad. It's not bad. Actually, you know what I would say? I don't know. Actually, what I would say is I actually think I like gluten-free crackers more than regular crackers. They have a nice crisp to them. I love like a rice cracker.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Yeah, they have like a nice like tender crisp these things. If I were Bethany Frank, I'll go, I like it. It's good. Wait a second. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. I'm sorry. You know, I'm sorry. Take it off the market. It's bad. It's bad. Bad product. Bad product.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
You know, I was, I got kind of, I was like, I think this granola bar's into me after it was like, kudos to you. And then I realised it was just called a kudos bar.
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You know, I was literally put into a friend's zone by a bar, but then I realised it was just a zone bar.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
So Cloyce is talking again about how challenging this is. And he goes and presents this around the world menu. And then there's time to clear. And the food is cleared. And then there's more food that comes out.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
and everyone's impressed and everyone's happy it seems to be going really really well and so now um chase is talking is like hanging out with dan it's been a whole day of chase being sullen and so now they're sitting in the crew mess and she's like can i help out at all he's like she's like just emotional support he's like i think you're doing a great job and they're sort of like he's like being nice to her all of a sudden again best orange juicer of all time
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
You really grump today, weren't you? He's like, I was not a grump.
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You look like a print shop demo.
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Yeah, you make Adam Levine look like he's actually got some artistry going on.
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Yeah. And for the record, I am totally fine with tattoos. I'm just saying Chase's tattoos, pretty shitty.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
So Daisy is talking and she's like, Hey Gary, so you want to chase what's going on there? And Gary's like, well, I just kind of like maybe took it out because I was having such a frustrating day. So that's what my problem is. I let things get to me and get to me and get to me. And then I burst out, usually with semen. But what's happening with you and Keith, by the way, that's going on.
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That's going good. Like, did you guys kiss again? He's like very invested in finding out if Daisy kissed Keith.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Yes, subsist with it. No one wants to date me. No one likes me. So Daisy's like, it's so annoying that he's so interested in me and Keith hooking up. It's just like Gary wants every fucking candy in the candy shop and doesn't want anyone else to have it. Well, guess what? He's my peanut butter cup.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Well, I feel like you want to talk about something that you've already made your mind up about. And you're not really giving me space to tell you where I am. And because you've basically told me that it's what it is already. So I'm not going to sit here and convince you otherwise. I've said this forever. I'm like the type of person that if I like somebody...
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
I don't give a fuck about distance or this or that. Like, I will make a fucking effort, but that's like a two way thing. And I'm not going to sit here and be like, please you, because you seem like you're in a headspace of like, you don't actually want to try to continue something. You just want to be friends and that's fine. But don't ask for my opinion when you already have made that choice.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Can we have this conversation another time? Because I so don't know what to, I'm like, girl, what sort of, why do you need that monologue? He friends with you. That monologue was longer than your relationship. I was not expecting that moment. I, in my mind, I remember her saying like, oh, you made a decision fine. But I was like, damn, this is a whole big monologue. I'm stuck in this thing.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Can I say something that's really cool? Sure. The round two voting for the crappies went live yesterday. And in 24 hours, we've had 11,000 votes. I think that breaks the record by far. Whoa. So thank you to all the nominees. I think in large part, the reason why we have so many votes is because so many nominees regrammed it.
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It's also funny, like if someone is like, yeah, I'm not into this person anymore. I want to friend zone them or move on. It's always funny when people say, oh, well you just, you made a decision without including me. I was like, well, what part? What do you think about me breaking up with you? Hey, I'm thinking about breaking up with you because I'm not into you right now.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
Give me your best date bars. Give me your best date bars. Please lip sync for your life right now. So Danny's like, it actually like pisses me off. She always says, actually, like, like we're like, we're debating. It's like, well, he actually pisses me off like so much because like when I've been busy thinking about how to make it work, he's been like busy thinking about how to get rid of me.
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#2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink
I'm like, yes, well, so have many of us.
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How can I change the channel when Danny's on?
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I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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Literally anybody. Let's challenge that to anything. Anything at all. Yes. So yeah, Danny is just prattling on about Chase because no one really cares. But while she's talking about this, Daisy's like, oh, you know what's interesting? It's that last season he was dating the chef, Alicia. And I think they went and visited each other in Australia. And he went and dated her in Australia.
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So he did fly around the world for her, which is funny because they had no sexual chemistry in the first place. But look at you guys with all that sexual chemistry and you won't even cross a state line. Anyway, have a great rest of your breakfast.
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Yeah. Tablescapes are just not going to have the same draw. So then meanwhile, the ladies are being sassy and ML is like, cause I think her name was like Mary Louise or Mary Linda or Melanie Lydia. So she's like, she's like, Her thing, at some point, I don't know if it was now, but she bends over and bonks her head on a thing.
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And so now she's like, I look like I've been bent over and had sex doggie style. I got my head bruised up and brains are off.
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i love there's also a lady named tony on there who um is like elizabeth holmes you know vision board for a voice um and she's like hi my name's tony everyone thinks i'm from new york because i got a deep voice but i never stepped a foot outside of florida and i just love her because she spends the entire charter just being embarrassed of everyone like she's like i'm gonna move up to the front because this is too embarrassing
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this is really embarrassing so there's they're having they're having like a lunch now and so cloyce has basically said this one is for aaron and this one is for denise So go give them. And then Diana's like, I don't know. There's like a Karen and an Aaron and Denise and ML. I don't know who's who. All I know is that none of them are Putin. So I'll just put it somewhere and they can do their best.
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I did not say the streaming part. Damn it. Well, we will be streaming the golden crappies. So if you can't get a ticket because there's only like 70 or 80 tickets left. If you can't come see us because you can't get a ticket or you're just not in New York City, you can stream it. Thanks to our partners at Kiswe. So, WatchYourCrappins.com is where you can find that link.
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Puss puss. Everyone in Russia must play miniature golf once per week in honor of Putin. But of course, we call it putt-putt. So Diana's like, she won't answer any questions. Like, is this, does this, will this kill, will this kill Karen? She's like, chef is coming up. I don't answer questions anymore. I can't answer questions. I've only had nine hours of sleep.
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Honestly, if one of you die from allergies, my job easier. So then Diana goes downstairs. She's like, they want to know who has what and what and because someone's allergic.
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She's like, I don't know. Just come upstairs. I don't want to do this anymore. I was like, wow, Diana, you're doing great work. Diana complains all season long that she doesn't get any special privileges. And then she puts in minimal effort to try to figure out what food might kill someone at that table.
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Yeah, I think so. So, um, so Cloyce comes up and he basically explains what goes in what. And, um, and basically he's like, this is annoying. Like I told Diana everything and she's like not doing it. And now it makes me look bad.
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So Diana is like, this is so annoying with family style with so many foods, which is true. Like it is all these food issues. Why are you serving family style? And he's like, well, I do think it's important to get back on track. So just if you need me, you know, get me if you need me. I think they're going to be pretty nice about it though.
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So now the guests are going to play water toy with water toys and everything. And Danny and Chase are talking and now she's mad. And she's like, we need to talk later. And she's like, well, I didn't mean to upset you last night. Well, it's not last night. I don't know if you've been completely honest with me. So, huh? Look who's mad now. It's me.
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Um, so then Daisy's talking to Cloyce about the dietary stuff and everything. And Cloyce is telling Daisy that the girls were just, he told the girls they just weren't doing their job and everything. And she's like, I don't understand how there's so much confusion over this. I mean, it's not like someone put 19 pitas in a basket and said there were 20.
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And Cloyce is like, yeah, I think they just want to be able to dive into tonight's meal without having to wait for everything to be played out.
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He's like, what? What about Alicia? What made me not feel worth it? What made me not worth it in the end for that situation? And he's like, well, I don't think that's very fair. And she's like, but then to find out that you did actually go over that. And it's like, okay, so you should have just told me that. And he's like, well, I did. And you know what? We did it for a month. But guess what?
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After a month, she cooked me everything she knew how to cook. So it was done. It all went to shit because it was long distance. And we put a label on it. And Australians also said, look at that dumb American with the stupid tattoos. So I felt not quite good there. So I don't want to make pressure of doing that all over again with you.
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yeah stop chasing after this douchebag and she's like i just felt like it was just like i was really open and honest about you about with you and everything and he's like no you lied to me about what you did in the master cabin with some dude and she's like okay but then i told you after i lied and i did tell you and it just feels like you're attacking me even though i'm the one who came up to you to attack you yeah
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I am over-caffeinated. I had some strong-ass cold brew, and it's rocked my world all morning. So that's what I'm thinking about. You know, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, this is actually the penultimate episode. We only have one episode left of the season. We're about to have a big Bravo changeover. Summer House is like two weeks away. The new Below Deck Down Under is two weeks away, I think.
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Yes. Actually, the answer is 100% yes. And Danny is like, I'm just saying it. I'm not accusing it, even though it is an accusation. He's like, no, it's not a game. It's my life, Danny. And he's like, I don't know what you thought. That was a thing to tell you. And she's just like, can you see my eyes? That's how that's just being thrown around. I'm not accusing you.
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I'm just saying you treat other people better than you treat me. She's really trying to like, I think she's trying to earn like win a point or something or have him say I was wrong.
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just say you got the ick okay because she can't argue with that because she already said she got the egg with keith okay so daisy uh meanwhile by the way diana has been setting the table the whole time so daisy's like has my other soul decided to work yet no she hasn't so um basically she's daisy sticks her head out the window it's like daddy can you please come and set up dinner thank you very much
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So now as we go into the season finale, we're left on a cliffhanger of whether this super annoying couple that no one cares about will be able to make things work out. Guess we'll have to see.
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So we're switching everything over. I'm excited. This is actually a really exciting time to be going back out on tour and to be doing the Golden Crappies because we're about to get all the new class of shows. So I'm really excited. What are you thinking about? You sure are. I got myself excited over the course of that. I was like, I'm like, I'm ready. I'm going to throw my table over.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth-a-nee.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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She's the Queen Bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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Yeah. You know what? I have to say, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, when it emerged, it was really like the runt of the litter. It was like no one watched it. That first season was like not great. It was just like this random, it's like Below Deck on its side. But now I think it might be my favorite because it's so chaotic every single episode. So, you know, good for you.
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No, actually, Down Under is my favorite. Down Under is just so good. But this one I really enjoy a lot. Well, you're in luck because Down Under comes back in a couple of weeks, buddy.
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But you knew what the rules were, and you went ahead and you did it anyway. So basically, he's like, he's going to say, I'm going to fine everyone $500.
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You take the whole amount money, sir. Amount or at least half a 500. No, not enough. because they all did it and they were brazen about it. But Gary is like, he's such a baby, but he also was like totally in the wrong. And it's shocking that he's even protesting this instead of like having his, you know, like his... tail between his legs. He's even protesting.
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He's even saying, like, I was barely even drunk. You could never tell I was drunk. I'm like, wait till you watch the footage, Gary. Just wait. You were drunk.
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That's fine. You're a gay man. That's enough. And Glenn, yeah, no. I mean, he's annoying. Chase is annoying as fuck. And he was the only one who did the right thing, but it doesn't excuse the fact that he's annoying as fuck. And he's annoying later this episode in different ways. So Glenn is like, when I set the rules, I never earned a million dollars. I never thought a million dollars would...
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I never thought in a million years. I don't know why I said a million dollars. I never thought in a million years that I would have to withhold their tip. Overall, they took good care of the guests. They did amazing jobs. But these guys painted me into a corner, period, and there are consequences. Now, here's the thing.
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When you're in a cave and you get painted in a corner, you make beautiful pictures. But we're not in a cave, unfortunately.
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Yeah. Danny's like, I didn't know you guys were even allowed to drink until now. The rest of us were here cleaning up after everyone and left here working by ourselves. It's a bit fucked. So now Danny's, you know, what's funny about this is that like Danny was already to complain about like, you guys got to go out to the club and we had to work.
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But now all these other people like Gary can complain about how they lost their tip. So like their complaints have now squashed, have like taken precedence over Danny's complaints and her complaints are now lost, which is great.
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Yeah. So Daisy is talking to Gary and she's like, I'm really embarrassed. And Gary's like, two drinks. I'll have two drinks in 20 minutes. That wasn't drunk last night. Yeah. Okay. So I don't know what that has to do with like what the rule is. You can drink two drinks in 20 minutes. Sure. But you could have also maybe pace it out over two hours. Like Glenn asked you to and saved yourself $500.
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I can have a million drinks. I know. And I'm saying congratulations. That doesn't matter. The rule was two drinks. So next time, pace it out over two hours. Gary.
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mm-hmm exactly so now it's tip meeting and he's like all right everyone i thought that went really well i mean they were a fun group cloist there were some comments um that said uh this cut fitness keeps serving me fried cheese so i think someone didn't like that but overall everyone else was happy so um yeah he goes however some things did happen because three of our crap fellow crew member crew members
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Which, by the way, class act. And on top of that, like, that should have been Gary who did that because Keith works under Gary. But class act for Daisy. And Keith is like, no, no, don't worry about the 500 euros. I like to work in plays. So after this, I'll go sign myself up for a community theater and earn that $500 back the real way. So don't worry. That doesn't sit well with me.
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My God. It's called the rest of you had to do your jobs that you were supposed to do anyway. So sorry.
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And Keith is like, well, it is what it is, man. We fucked up. All we can do is just kind of take it on the chin. That's why I'm trying to keep my mouth shut. And she's like, oh, you're doing well. So then Chase is like, I strictly told myself coming onto this season that I would not hook up with anybody. But Danny is super cute to some people and she's fun.
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So this boat man has changed into a real romance for me and I'm not upset about it.
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which of course we know wow the next uber driver that comes and gives danny attention she's out of there i know like i mean i was gonna say the next starbucks barista but like she needs to take the uber to get to the starbucks um so chase yeah they're gonna get there first So meanwhile, Gary is telling Chase to go fix the name on the back of the yacht. And so he's going to have to do this thing.
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Well, Jason needs to work a loft on the back of the boat. And working a loft is probably going to be one of the most dangerous things you could do. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's the usual thing where it's like, oh, it's dangerous. So he's going to have to like go in the back of the boat and dangle. And that's like a, there's a certain way to do it. That is probably the safest way.
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Cause if you don't do it the safe way, you could fall off and the back of your head could hit the dock.
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And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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Yeah, I found it. I found it, everyone. The episode we are doing in Atlanta is... Orange County, Bringing Up Old Ghosts, season 11, episode 16, which is, it is the Ireland episode. It's one of the two Ireland episodes. This is the one where they, I think that they get Kelly drunk and then there's a fight in the bus at the end of the episode.
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There was way more hair now. Off of the head. Or the hair. Well, the hair's already off. So I agree. I felt like that was a counterproductive way to remove a single hair. You know, like it was a Pyrrhic victory, as they would say, which is where you win the battle. What does that mean?
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you win the battle but you lose the war the reason why i know this is because i went on a cruise and uh back in 2018 everyone may remember i was gone for a week i went on a cruise with my family and one of the stops was albania and i was like well i'm gonna go to albania when am i ever gonna go there and this is as you may remember i asked my tour guide if he had heard of bliona who this is a real deep cut because if you know who bliona is one of the stars of euros of hollywood you want famous famous
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A fully underrated Bravo show that only had one season. Bravo had like a series of great one season wonders back in like around 2015. Anyway, Uh, the tour guide was very proud that there was a battle in Albania where this Albanian leader named like Scandaval, Scandaval, something like that. Scandaval won.
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i'm a lawyer and a storyteller i'm sorry i went into craig um but anyway the point is that there was a battle that happened in albania that was like won the battle staved off the ottomans for like a heartbeat but then like the ottomans came through anyway and they lost the war and it became known as a pyrrhic victory that is your history lesson today everyone you're welcome
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Now they're just like sidekicks to sofas. They're like, there was a time when we were the leaders.
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By the way, I think I just want to say, because I know I'm going to get some emails, that the leader, whose name I forgot, Skanda something, a very important person in Alpian history, was not part of this battle. It was King Pyrrhus. And so that's why it's called a Pyrrhic victory, because it was King Pyrrhus who led the victory. Okay, so it's a great story, everyone.
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And this all, of course, relates to Below Deck because this is, of course, a great illustration of the Peric victory is Marina's hair coming out while she removes a single hair under a comforter.
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So it's a really classic, hilarious show, and we are going to have a lot of fun recapping it down in Atlanta.
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Is it a toaster? I assume it's a toaster. You know, but the thing is this, you've got a flat top, make it on the flat tops, right? Like I've become, I'm a latent life convert to toasting bread in a skillet. This is something I never even really knew was a true option until I was listening to a podcast called The Recipe, which I love with Kenji Lopez-Alt and Deb Perlman.
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And they talked about toasting bread in a skillet. And I was like, I'm going to try it. And I'm telling you, if you've got like a nice piece of bread and you toast in a skillet, it is life changing. It is so much better than a toaster or a toaster oven.
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Yeah. I've made you one before.
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It gets such a beautiful char.
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No, yes, but I don't know if you know what's going on.
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And he's like, well, it's a little bit of a thing going on with Marina and Zarina.
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No, no, no, no, no. There's more to it than that.
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So it's 7 a.m. or it's right before the charter and Harry's checking in on Brie and asking if she slept well. I mean, the chemistry is off the charts with these two. And she said she did sleep well. So that's a love story if I ever heard one. Yeah.
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He's like, no, I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable.
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I don't get uncomfortable. He's like, okay, well, I think you're really fucking cool, and I thought I'd share that with you.
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This is like... This is the first time we've seen so many people promote slow romances on blow tech. Although in her case, she just wants no romance. Let's be honest. Yeah.
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So then preference sheet meetings. All right, everyone. It's another group of ladies. Caroline is a trial attorney and a philanthropist. And she's reuniting with friends from San Diego and Perth, Australia. So on night one, they want to have a tropical themed evening.
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And then on day two, they want to go on a biking tour and visit a tortoise sanctuary, which I knew, Ronnie, you were excited about because it was like cute animals. And then they also aren't really cute. But this was, you know, I still like, oh, This is actually a really cute tortoise. I think tortoises are, I agree. They're not that cute, but this, but they're, well, they're inherently true.
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I think that turtles and tortoises, they have like an inherent cuteness. Cause they got that big, that big old shell. And that big old shell is so cute that it's, it's cute, but they're so, but the thing is, they're so big that they kind of lose the little turtle.
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So suck my dick, turtle. There's a neighborhood turtle around here, a tortoise. Although I haven't seen it in forever. Maybe the owner moved away. But you go walking down the sidewalk and there would be the lady and her tortoise would be down there. And it was pretty cute. I'm actually going to say tortoises are cute because you know what? They eat grass like it's an ice cream cone.
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When they see a blade of grass, they're like... They're so happy. It's like they've never they're like, oh, my God, do I get to have grass today? And they just sit there and they chomp on that blade of grass. And they're they're just so delighted. It's adorable.
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i know he's falling in love um so then jason starts telling us more he starts telling us about um i guess this island or or a location called ladik which sounds like he's saying ladik and he's like well ladik has a number has the number one beach in the world at the moment and it's just beautiful turquoise water and white sand and granite mountains and tortoise sanctuary so once in a lifetime opportunity and that's why people travel all around the world to go to the seychelles
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Which is why it's a shame that they wound up on our charter boat. Because you pay a lot of money to have really mediocre service. Oh, well.
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He's like, I don't even know what waffle is.
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So then, um, uh, now, so Zarina tastes Alicia's soup and it's, the seasoning is not really strong, but you know, she's young and she's new and she's green, et cetera. And then Vian, and then everyone's working, of course. And Harry's like, where's Vian? While everyone is slaving away, Vian is writing Adair a love note.
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And he, he reads us, or tells us, he's like, he's like, Adair, what country music is, sorry.
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country music is playing in the background here that was not part of that's not part of his poem but he's like he's like clearly those beautiful green eyes and beautiful smile have taken over and all i'm thinking about is the next time i'm going to see you again to feel these crazy butterfly feelings in my tummy again your presence light up a room i love you um when you're gonna see her again you're her boss you see her every like five minutes yeah
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Yeah. And you know, this is probably the most unappetizing gesture for Adair. I mean, she said she wants a guy in a truck and someone who's going to give her a beer and go shoot pool or something like that. And then just get this love poem. Disgusting. This is Mini Cooper love 101. Yeah.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
So the women... By the way, the stews are going to the provisioner and to the boat with the stuff. And Vian's just standing there in the doorway while everyone else is bringing stuff down to the galley. But basically... The stews are supposed to be doing the interior part of this. Instead, they're out doing the deckhand part of it.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
would a princess isolate himself isolate herself away and write love letters to to admirers it's like yes actually so then um laura's like the boys can have boys she's gonna give the everyone hawaiian shirts for tonight because um it's a charter which means it's time to have the guys come out shirtless again every single charter she does this
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I hope I didn't make you feel awkward or anything when I went in and tried to kiss you after knowing you for 35 minutes. Just say, I'm sorry for making it awkward. Not, I hope I didn't. Because it's like, you did make it. You know you made it awkward. You know you made it awkward enough that you are coming down into the galley the next day to have to say this.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
So then Lara meets with the stews and she basically tells Marina that she's going to stay on housekeeping because she's really good at it. And Marina is, of course, upset about it because this is what happens. This is the lot in life on Below Deck. When you're good at laundry and housekeeping, you get stuck there the whole season and then you complain about it.
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Yeah, seriously. And Laura's basically like, I've got a job here and I've got to choose the best people for the job. So it is what it is.
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um so now it's 30 minutes to charter last minute looks and everything double checking toiletries in the shower etc and then harry's asking alicia if she's ready for her first charter and you know she's like yeah and so they're all getting ready and then um johnny finds his booty shorts and he's like oh i found booty shorts in bed should i wear for alicia hey you have the same bro and they're like oh god more booty another night of booty short service for the guests yeah
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Yeah. So, okay, so Lara's talking to Zarina and she's like, she's like, you know, I really like Vihan, but every time I see him, he's just chatting to Adele. Like, he just doesn't fucking do anything, you know? And Adele, and Vihan's like talking to Harry and he's like, Adele makes me just so nervous, bro. I mean, look, look, I wrote this letter for her. Harry's like, really?
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Well, you better take it a little bit slower. Before you send that letter, I would hold onto it for another week and a half and then give her one line at a time.
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So when people are like, oh, I hope I didn't make it awkward. It's like, of course you did. And now I have to pretend like you did
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an alcoholic good for her so um carolyn thankfully a lawyer because she's got to get herself out a lot of duis like way to throw carolyn under the bus you know she doesn't have a parking spot she knows she's when they asked her to fill out the form she's like well you know they love me out there i practically have a parking spot you know that's just what i am like she probably drove her car through the wall
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um so uh they come on board and everyone says hello and then one of caroline caroline says to one of her friends like hey just so you know the captain is majorly checking you out because the captain jason looking like as far away from the women as possible yeah he's into you
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I've been en route to La Dick for a long time. And I find it each and every time I try to find it.
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I've learned a really important question to ask in these moments on the counter is to say, when you put on a shirt... Do you put your arms through the holes first? Do you put your head through the hole first? Or do you do a weird thing where you drape the shirt over your entire body and keep your hands directly at your side?
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And then once your shirt is on, you slither your arms up through the shirt and through the arm holes like a regular lunatic. Because then I might know we have a problem.
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You know, I got a parking spot at this doorway. So then Harry's asking where Adair is and everything. And Adair walks through, she arrives saying, hey, this looks yummy. So they all, it's just, they're talking. I don't know, nothing really happens. Vian is basically, he's just crushing. And he's like, we've put everything out there now that we can, you two.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
So Johnny and Adair go down for two hours. So they're going to go and have a break. I don't know why I felt compelled to read that, but now we all know exactly when they took us.
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It's like, I thought when you said, when I started reading it, I thought he was saying now, now that I've put it out there that I'm really into you. Uh, but no, he was like, no, we put the water toys out on the ocean and you can take a break.
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He's like, no, there was nothing wrong. It was quite good fun. It's just that it's my first day on a reality show and I don't want to totally embarrass myself this quickly. He's like, all right.
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All right, well, I'm just going to sit over here and fantasize about going to my cottage in rural England with my dogs because you're annoying the hell out of me. Thank you so much.
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So now Vian is talking to Harry about this love letter situation. He's like, would you like me to read it out loud? And Harry's like, yeah, absolutely. But read it very slowly. You don't want to go too fast. He's like, all right. Adair, you speak your mind and there's no filter. And that I love. I love that the most. Never change that as it is what makes you you. That is what makes you you.
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I mean, your accent. I love your accent. And Harry's like, oh, American accents. It's like, yeah, makes my heart skip a beat. Well, you are special.
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No one likes that accent. Harry was way too accurate with that. It's so funny.
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So now they all, speaking of which, water toys, party, fun times. Laura's telling Bree they need to set up the dinner at a certain time. And then Vian's trying to flirt. So he's like, Sue, I dare. Was your break good?
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I know, right? He's like, last night I went in for a kiss, and it was a little bit out of character for me. You know, in Greece, we have Greece, green gods, Aphrodite, Eros, and they're definitely knocking on my door. From being cold in my heart, you know, the arrow, pretend to get shot in chest with arrow. Oh, Cupid, Dionysus, yogurt. I feel warmer. You'll see, I have heart and love in me now.
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So it's worth it. So then Zarina's telling Jason that the boys are going to be in booty pants again. And she's like, oh, and by the way, I don't think I told you, Jason, but I filmed the boys just sitting, having a laugh on the job. This is my polite way of tattling on them and saying they're not doing their shit.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Because while Harry and Vian were reading that love letter, they were on like a monitor in the galley. And so Zarina totally recorded them as she should have.
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He probably is like, I want to have time alone with Adair so I can flirt with her. She's like, yes, I just feel like it's a bit like the boys are all kind of just like chilling. It's just a bit annoying to see us getting it done as quickly as possible. And then Adair's always just like wandering around like she's got nothing to do. He's like, well, that's crazy.
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And he's like, no, it's just like, that's just the way things are with you guys. Someone could be doing this, you know, things like that. You could be productive and not standing around reading poetry to each other on the closed circuit television.
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And every season of Below Deck, the bosun is always such a dick about helping out. This is the time you need service. If you have six people on your boat that need to be served dinner, and you need to help, and you've got multiple levels, why not help? Because the guys aren't doing anything. The boat is angered. The toys are in. Nothing's being cleaned right now. Everyone's just standing around.
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So Lara is very annoyed. She's like, I've never worked with anyone like Vian. He hasn't shown any initiative. He's all about himself. And he doesn't have the passion for the job. He will get a smaller booty short than usual tonight. So Vian's like, I mean, how does Lara even have the free time to monitor my deck crew? Because obviously your stuff is not getting done.
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So I wonder where the problem is.
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So rather than actually help out, he's telling his crew to pretend like you're working so you don't have to actually work.
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yeah so johnny's like well if if you need to help tell me i mean i'm not going to say no fuck you johnny's like i'll help he's like no no no don't don't help pretend like you're going to help he's like i feel bad saying this but because it's not the truth and adair's like wow you're really hurting my feelings right now and he's like i'm so sorry fuck love story so johnny is like i don't care who's right or who's wrong here's what's right my heart and this is on the right path
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So Jason, he's having a very emotional charter. Jason calls Vian to the captain's area, the captain's region of the boat. And he's basically saying, hey, we're going to get dropping off guests at La Deke at 11. At 11, they're going to get off and then they're going to, I guess, go on their tour or whatever. But landing at 11, you figure it up, organize this whole tour thing, etc.
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Leave the team, talk to Laura, talk to the chef, figure this out.
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It's just, it's a progression. So then Johnny is like, well, I don't know if I'm going to fit in that.
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And he starts eating some of this Thai curry and he starts, his reaction to spice was hilarious because I feel like normally when people eat spicy things, they're like, whoa, you know, they do that thing that you fan your mouth, which is funny because it's not like that really ever helps anything because you're not really creating any sort of like wind currents, but it's kind of like a gesture like, guys,
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my mouth is on fire, but he starts being, he starts, he starts acting like he's having a reaction. He's like, Oh, I thought it was, I thought it was going to pop out of his chest.
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And they're all like these big burly guys. And they're all just like dying with the spicy food. They're like, ah!
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curry eyes so then um uh then alicia's she's so proud of herself she's like yeah it's it's a pretty diabolical curry um so she's so funny because she's like just smiling um so now it's time for service time for the food to go up zarina's making an enormous snapper she has this big ass snapper that's salt baked it was a big fish she looks i feel like zarina does a good fish i feel like she whenever she has to do like some nice
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And then Marina, meanwhile, is talking to Adair. And Marina's like, so, do you have type? And Adair's like, well...
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And Marina's like, oh, like, woman, bring me a beer, like gross ketchup on white tank top, you know, just like sitting in lounge chair, throwing tinfoil at TV, watching football and picking nose.
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You want someone to show up in a pickup truck covered in mud doing like donuts in the parking lot and going off and drinking and driving down.
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So then it's going to be a local chicken curry with a caramelized pineapple. Enjoy.
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Wow, that's real beauty. So then Adair, meanwhile, grossed out.
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So the guys are taking forever, by the way, to get into the booty shorts. They're taking forever, and they're sitting around a lot. During this entire thing, the dudes are going up and down the staircase, Zarina is plating. Alicia is plating. Everyone's like working so hard. And the guys are just sitting there joking around, taking their time. And Lara's like, hello, hello.
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Come on, hurry up, everyone. You know, just because you're strippers doesn't mean you have to be lazy. It's like, I don't really understand the correlation between those two concepts, but fine. She's like, come on, come on, come on, do this. Hurry up. So Lara's basically bossing them around because they're dragging their asses. And she's like, get up there.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
So then Vian and Lara are catching up and she's asking how his night was. And he's basically like, well, I told Zarina I was interested in someone else. And she's like, oh, and Zarina took it okay. She's like, well, yes, and then she caught me off guard just before my cabin and she was like, kiss me now. And so we kissed and, you know, but it wasn't me. She was kissing me.
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So his whole thing is that the underwear he was wearing fit him better than, so he's like self-conscious or he's claiming to be self-conscious all of a sudden about his shorts. He's like a stripper diva.
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And we're like, why is he all of a sudden being so particular about his booty shorts? I mean, look, we all know what it's like to put on a shirt that's like, you're like, oh God, I hate the way I look in this shirt or something like that. So for a moment I was like, oh, I can understand it. But then he says, I'm her equal on this boat and she's bossing me around like I'm one of the minions.
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It's fucking annoying. Like, this is really pissing me off. I'm like, oh. So it's not about the booty shorts. It's because you're fragile. Yeah.
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exactly so they go up they do it everyone's amused etc and but vian afterwards vian's really he's upset he's like that was not fun fuck this harry's like well why did you do it then he's like what are you going to say no he's like well you could have said no he said but why why could we not be in our hawaiian board shorts it's it's kind of funny because he's like i hate being bossed around by lara but unfortunately i have to listen to everything that she says yeah
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Yes. And to be fair, I think also Harry is lacking empathy in this department because to him, booty shorts is like wearing a full tuxedo because like normally it's a budgie smuggler. So it gets smaller.
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hoop dress of swimming so um so so zarina's asking him how it went and he's like oh i think it went a bit too far i mean that's just not usually a piece of clothing she's like and zarina's like but like was it a good fit were they like they are but they are quite tight i just didn't feel comfortable in them so well She knows she can't help but arrive.
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She ordered it off of Seychelles Amazon, and this is just what they had. And I don't think she wrote to them saying like, please give me the smallest and tightest booty short. He's like, but no. And Harry's saying like, yeah, but no one's forcing you to do anything. You know, it was peer pressure. Yes, but you don't have to. You're your own person.
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And she's like, so you just, like, why would you do this? And he keeps on acting all passive. This is... Such the classic thing. This is like a Carl Radke thing. He's like, no, I didn't kiss her. She kissed me. I just happened to be there. Like, sir, we saw you. You two were both kissing. And if you didn't want to kiss her, you could have walked away.
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And no one's on his side. And the reason why no one's on his side is partially because he's a lazy worker. So if he had been like a really good worker, he would have built up a lot of like social capital on this boat. But he's not a good worker. So his laziness chews into all of his social capital. And he doesn't realize that.
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So now in this moment where he wants to spend some social capital to get people on his side about the booty shorts issue, everyone's like, no, you were lazy. So.
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Well, if the roles were reversed, it would be a whole different story. Of course it would be, because it's a different context. But they're not reversed. So therefore, Vian, you suck. Yeah, Vian sucks.
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That's all. Don't mind me. One step at a time.
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Listen, I don't want Marina to find this letter, so I'm going to put it in the most discreet place. Exactly where you put your foot when you walk into her room by sliding it under the door. Right, right. If it were on Adair's bed, that would actually be more discreet than just sliding it under the door and just having it right there in the middle of the floor for everyone to see.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
So he's so then he slides under the door. Jason checks in with Alicia to see how her first day was. And it was good. And then Marina goes in the cabin. And of course, she opens the door and she steps right in the letter. And she's like, what the? And she's like, there's a letter.
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So she doesn't throw it out because she's not she's not the crazy person that that Vianna is trying to make her out to be. So she's like, I dare you got mail. It's like, oh, finally, a mail around here. Did you bring a beer? No, like, let her mail.
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You know exactly how to diffuse that situation.
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and you're acting like oh no and this is not a victim blaming situation because this is a situation where he was he is enjoying doing this this sounds like problematic language but i'm totally backing it when it comes to vian because i think he was totally down for it but he doesn't want to have any of the responsibility or the accountability that comes along with this well he has none i think he has no accountability with this because she pulled him into the thing she kissed him yeah he kissed her back but he had just told her
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So, meanwhile, Brie is checking with Lara. Brie and Lara are looking at the fish in Captain Jason's room, and Lara's telling Brie what the names are, and she's like, yes, and this one right here, this relaxed one, his name is Vian because he's just floating around not doing much and wearing booty shorts. I've never seen booty shorts on a fish before.
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Yeah, it was hard to find, but, you know, Amazon really has everything.
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You know what I mean? I won't lie in saying I don't have no feelings. Well, first of all, it's grammatically questionable. I won't lie by saying I don't have no feelings.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Well, if you say, I don't got no feelings, that means you do not have no feelings. That means you do have feelings, but he says, I don't want to lie and say, I do have feelings for you. So is this letter saying, um, that like, if he says he has feelings, he's lying. Is this a letter saying, I want you to know, I'm not romantically attracted to you. I think technically that's what he knows.
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I hope I get to explore those depths, specifically the ones in your vagina with my penis. She's like, ow. And so.
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She's just yourself. Beta. So Harry is talking to Lara and he's like, so, by the way, I'm sitting on your bench. How do you feel? She's like, good. He's like, so what's the lowdown? What's the gossip? Should I do something else for Bree? You know, I don't want to go too fast, you know? So I was kind of thinking of maybe walking up to her.
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smiling and then walking away i don't know she goes um well listen what are you doing right now to make her interested are you doing anything have you showed you even flirt with her it's a flirt that's like that's like second base that's right before that's right before third base which as we know was touching her touching her shoulder
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
you know i'm not lying when i say i don't go no faster um so the crew is waking up it's the morning and everyone's saying hi morning hello hello adair and beyond um have like a little hug and vianna's he because she's like because she hugs him he's like oh good she's not mad at me about that no and he's like no that i know i have a chance i'm on cloud nine Okay.
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And then Jason's telling everyone, get ready because this is the day of the big picnic. They're going to leave at 11. There's a lot of organization that needs to be done. And surely Vian has been focused on that since he learned about the plan.
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All right, so I just need you to tell me what time I should be there to cook the lunch for everyone. He's like, well, you could be there, I don't know, like 12, 4 p.m., 7 p.m., 1 p.m. Tomorrow, yesterday, I don't know.
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So then meanwhile, Harry's like, okay, I'm going to step up my game. So we text Bree and he says, I wish we had more time to talk while on charter. Your kisses and hugs are the best part of my day. Wish we could have a proper snuggle together. And she's like, oh, this made my day. Does he like me though? I'm really still so confused. So she writes back saying, this made my day.
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And I always look forward to your hugs and kisses. And I love that. She's really happy because he finally decided to flirt with her.
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I think Serena is like, okay, but I'm just saying on his part, like he's the sort of person that he's like, oh yeah, no, I said this last week, you know, he's, he's the sort of one who's like, I'm going to, he's going to establish these boundaries solely that way. He can say he's established the boundaries. And then when stuff happens, he'd be like, but I established a boundary.
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By the way, can I say something? Can I say something? I know this is totally going back, but I forgot to mention it because this was, I thought, notable. Just with Vian complaining about everything, this is, I'm totally stopping the flow. But I'm just, this is bothering me enough.
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Because this bothered me enough that I was thinking about it in the bathroom last night. I was like, you know what? I have to make this point on the podcast. And then I almost forgot to. But what I thought was so funny and what I really love about Blowdeck, they are so smart with their editing. This show is really a very sophisticated show, a way that they really storytell with very quick things.
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We saw that whole scene. of Johnny and all the Deckys eating that spicy curry. And they're all sitting around, they're in like a bank, they're in their bank hat. They're like losing their minds because it's so spicy. They're coughing, they're sneezing, but they're all just sitting there, they're doing their thing. And there was this really quick shot
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
I've been the middle of the service that Brie and Laura, did you see this? They've had, they both had like mugs of the curry and they had to like sneak a few spoonfuls off to the side and they were like, Oh, thank God. And they just were eating it. And then they went back to work. And I, I love that because this told the story of how these guys on the deck were
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
have all this time to to laze around and they're like oh my god so spicy and meanwhile these girls are like whatever the spice and they just pile and you know go right into it and i just have to say i love that i love that little scene because it told so much between the two departments and i know has nothing to do with what's going on with the story right now
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
But it does speak to the larger story about why Vion is setting such... Like, Vion acting so insolent that he can't let other people help out, you know? And he's like, oh, but why do we always have to help out when meanwhile your people are down there in the crew mess just sitting around being... They have the luxury to be coughing over their hot curry. So, anyway.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
He literally backs out of this picnic.
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I might not be at the tortoise sanctuary physically, but I will be there fashionably. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my new line of tortoise kimonos debuting today on David.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
You can't be mad at me.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
That's very close to your lips touching. And that's, that's, that's not even, that's not even, that's not even home base. That's, that's Grand Slam, the kissing. He's like, yes, but that's what I want to do.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
and he's like after you wait you want to kiss her after you whisper are you even allowed to do that is that legal he's like yes okay i'm gonna shower so this guy has backed out of the pic out of the picnic and now he's spending his time hatching a cheese plate romance also while in the meantime the people who have arrived on the on the coast johnny and um
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
johnny and brie they weren't even told what the landscape was gonna be i think they thought it was a beach picnic so they are barefoot they don't even have shoes so they have to walk through streets and all sorts of surfaces with prickly and scary things you know that's like hurting their souls like and it's also hot cement it's so why wouldn't they have shoes so didn't they weren't they going on a bike ride who rides bikes barefoot
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Well, they know they didn't have shoes because they thought they were setting up a beach picnic, but it wasn't.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
The beach part. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if we were there yet or not, but either way, I'm like, I was like so mad that they were not, they were not told to that where, where this picnic was supposed to be.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
She's like, well, I've been here for 36 hours and my twin wouldn't have said that, but I'm not my twin.
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It was great. I love that she was not intimidated by the fact that he was a superior head of department or anything. It was so obnoxious. I mean, she's doing work. So he's like, surely you're not busy. You're a sous chef. No, baby girl. This is not going to work like that. Um, yeah, well, it is going to work like that because she's actually working like that and you're not.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
She doesn't work for you.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Yeah. So then meanwhile, we see this is where everyone is arriving for the picnic setup and everything. And they don't have a cart to haul anything. Because again, I think I don't think they were told that the beach picnic is not actually just like on the beach where they're landing. So they don't have a cart, they don't have shoes.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
And they have to carry all this heavy shit barefoot through the streets of La Deke.
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I think it's usually the I think it's the deckhands because haven't we seen before in other shows where like the bosun goes scouting the beaches and stuff? Maybe because it was a water. Here's here's where there could be some grace because there was a water taxi that went to water. Yes, I know. I'm from New York.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
but because there was a water taxi it maybe it dropped them off in a different place than where they would have dropped off with the tender so maybe that was it but they're still i don't know i still think the beach i still think that like beyond was like like like there wasn't a moment where beyond said okay they're taking water taxi where are they going to land like there was no thought of like anything he's just like okay they're going off and they're going to figure it out yeah while he's arguing about cheese plates that he doesn't want to make
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
And it's far. I think it's a strange. Well, it's weird because the cheese plate kind of feels like the date. Like if I'm going to if you're going to romance someone and you're going to sit down with a cheese plate, that is the date. So then why are you asking for the date with the cheese?
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Yeah, and again, it's such a misread of who Adair is. I don't think she wants a cheese plate. I think she wants, like, ribs.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Yeah, she wants something a little messy, you know? And God bless, you know? She should. She deserves it. So, um...
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i mean it sounds like it's gonna be like i'm sorry what is this cheese i'm it's not flat and it's not shiny and yellow so i'm not really sure where's the breading so um anyway there laura meanwhile is with the guests and they are doing this bike ride to the tortoise sanctuary and it's taking a long time it's a long bike ride there's traffic you know caroline almost drunkenly drives into a truck
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
I got a parking spot on that truck. But they arrive at the tortoise sanctuary and we meet the tortoise and they ask if the tortoise has a name. And the tortoise is named David, which I thought... Why do they name those tortoises David? That is hilarious. I think I've said this before. I am so amused when people give animals very kind of like plain American names. David. Like formal, too.
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I know. I'm surprised because, you know, Ben did this on Below Deck. Remember when he was with that lady? Sonny and I hate to bring us back to Ben and Sonny, but he basically breaks up with Sonny and then she's like, fine. And then he like, he's like, oh, well now I'm going to start making out with you. And it's like, it's, it's, it's like, I think some weird, it's a weird, not strategy.
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This is David. He's a tortoise. He's so cute.
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They give David the treatment as if he were the primary charter guest. Did you know? They put the whole thing up on the screen. They're like, David, 114 years old, enjoys pets from younger women, loves green vegetables. Kale gives him gas. It's like his preference sheet.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
I think this is one of the most unorganized beach picnics I've ever been a part of. Like, Vian, what is this? And yeah, so it's a disaster because she put everything out way too early and now everything's melting and the flies are attacking it. And who knows when anyone's going to be there because everything's delayed and no one can communicate. And it's all Vian's fault while he's on the boat.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Making cheese platters. And I can't wait for next week when the two women just tear Vianna apart on the boat. Yeah, I hope they do.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
In the previews, they show Zarina and Lara basically confronting Vianna and basically telling him he's totally inept. And I'm here for it.
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It's Amanda Foster. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
It's like a thing. It's a tactic that I feel like fuck boys do when they don't want to be held responsibility for like the emotional elements that come with a hookup or a relationship.
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Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. She gets an A, it's Kelly B. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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and i just think it's just like i what i hate is the beyond just acting all passive in it like oh he wasn't even part of this he was you know he just got roped in it's like you were an active part of this beyond and you're acting like you're not and i'm just not here for it the only thing you've been active with this entire episode i'd like to add
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I'll give him credit for being a little clearer than most of the fuckboys, but I still think that he's just going down very rapidly for me.
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Well, I wouldn't expect you to be a chef at 25 anyway. She's like, well, I'd love to learn anything I can from you, but whatever you need, I'll do my best to help. Now tell me, what is salt? It's like, oh dear. So basically Zarina's going to have her start off making crew food and then go from there.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
And then Alicia tells us about her background and she says that she has no official training, but she has a lot of passion, which is great. But if I'm on a five-star yacht, I want to be like, well, this soup tastes like mud, but it also tastes like passion. So I'm going to keep eating it. I want the training too, not just the passion.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
yeah you know we were both like so together and then my identity was bound to her completely and then she moved on she got a boyfriend moved to australia did everything she could to get away from me and i kind of hit a low point and i started going out more partying more doing anything to mask the feeling of being alone which is my way of saying i wound up in the gutter and food saved me thank you thank you i'm a chef
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Now that my twin sister has moved off to Australia from England, it's time for me to establish my own identity by being on Below Deck Australia. Yeah.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Oh, yeah. There's never was a twin. The best. I love I love twin intrigue. It's so good. Played by Sarah Michelle Gellar. It is always good. Whether it turns out there's a secret twin or whether you've always known about the twin, but they have a competition. It just always works out well in stories. Has there ever been a dull twin? A dull twin?
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There's a lot of dull twins. Real Housewives of New Jersey.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
That's true. And they would meet and have culottes at Dunkin' Donuts.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
So then Vian is talking to Zarina and he's like, well, I think that Lara's angry at me. She's like, well, what did you do to her? He's like, I didn't do anything. And then Lara walks right in with that. She's really growing to hate Vian, which I love. Like, we've been waiting for this. I think we thought this was going to happen a few episodes ago.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
So it's been kind of like, come on, Lara, be exasperated. And she's getting there. So I'm very happy. And she just sees him and she's like... He's been kissing too many girls, including you, Serena, you slut.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
well it could be that it's like massively hot and humid there and maybe he just has oily skin he might just have he just might have he just might be an oily skinned person he's just so sexual he's always lubed he's always ready he's ready so Zarina tells us at this point I think Vian and I are just flirty friends and that probably shouldn't drink around each other and Vian is obviously a shit stirrer so let's be clear I would I would definitely hook up with him though little muscle man
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
I've been waiting two seasons on the show to get some good action. So then Marina is like, finds a singular hair in the middle of the bed under the comforter. I don't know how she did that.
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I'm also really happy the comments are finally showing up on the bottom instead of right over our foreheads. Yeah, I like it.
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Yeah, and she'll have a baby. It'll be sort of weird having a baby on Summer House. Speaking of the age thing, you know what I was thinking about? Did you know that Whitney from Southern Charm is older than Mauricio? Isn't that crazy?
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He's in his 60s, isn't he? he's 56 years old, which places him like, I was trying to think he's older than Giselle. Um, he's older than Mauricio. He's not older than PK. I obviously had some time to do some comparison. I was like, maybe there's someone fun I can find. Cause like a big thing that I, that we once thought about was that she knows older than Aaron. And that's weird. Yeah.
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#2767 Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods
Like, it's weird to think that Sheena is older than certain Real Housewives, right? Or like how Avril Lavigne is older than Lady Gaga. You know, it's like weird conceptual things.
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It's weird. No, it's weird that Whitney is is it's like he's old. Like he's definitely old for Bravo, quote unquote Bravo. But it's just I think that being on like the show where everyone is still like just going out and partying, it still is weird to think that he is old. He is a senior to Mauricio. It's so strange.
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Just shut up.
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#2767 Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods
Well, here's another age thing to sort of blow your mind. Okay, I'm going to verify it. So Erin Leachie, she is 37 years old. Avery Singer is, I think, Avery Singer is about 30 years old. That means that Avery Singer is six or seven years younger than Erin Leachie. That is wild. That is weird.
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#2767 Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods
Well, this concludes Ben Mandelker's Ages, Aren't They Crazy? segment for March 2025. Whose age difference is crazier?
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Oh, my God. I was trying to sleep. I have four hours of sleep, and I'm sitting there on the plane trying to sleep. And I was like, every 10 minutes, it's like, ladies and gentlemen, we will be coming down the aisle shortly to be telling you about coming down the aisle shortly. And it's like, ladies and gentlemen, we want you to know there will be Wi-Fi.
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Not only is she not quitting, I actually don't want her to quit. She's a great villain. And she has a job to do. OC is white hot right now and she cannot step away from it. And we're not the only ones who said that. Teddy told Tamara that because they did an episode of Two Teas in a Pod. Teddy came back. Teddy has had her surgery. They've still found more tumors.
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It's a very scary situation with what's going on with Teddy. But she's like, fuck it. I'm showing up to work. I'm not going to let this get me down. And good for her. Good for Teddy. And Teddy was like,
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i i showed up to work tamra you need to get back to work and i really applaud teddy for scolding tamra because teddy's dealing with a lot more shit than tamra's dealing with and tamra's the one being like like oh my god there's real stuff going on and teddy's like don't use me as a crutch for why you're quitting the show get back to work and tamra should get back to work yeah and also you know teddy no matter what shape teddy's in teddy's gonna be like listen girl
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#2767 Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods
We have a contract. Yup, exactly. So it looks like she got back to work. So we don't know what happened on that New Orleans trip, but obviously, I mean, look, now we are way more interested than we ever thought we'd be in this New Orleans trip. Um, I mentioned, oh, you guys didn't hear it yet because I mentioned this on our Rony recap and we're not releasing that just yet.
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#2767 Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods
So one of our listeners was down in New Orleans and saw the cast in the airport flying back home and was on the flight with them. And we have Intel. Intel, as our friends on Bitch Sesh would say, boots on the ground. So is everyone ready for an AV presentation? Because they sent us videos and pictures. Well, first, let me share a picture. So present image file. Image file. Okay.
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So they took a picture.
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okay it's coming up that's that's okay this is a picture so they said gretchen and heather on the plane looking very salty towards each other uh let's see i can let me read what the actual email said while you're all looking at this picture wait why do you say they look salty at each other they're just like looking at their phones aren't they no no she said she said um gretchen heather didn't speak the whole flight and you two were the first people i thought to tell
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so this is evident this is this is yeah but how are you gonna speak when the person's sitting in front of you i'm just reporting but yeah um uh it is funny though i love seeing this this picture of gretchen and heather together both looking down at their phones probably like texting people like would you believe what gretchen said today and gretchen's saying however
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okay by the way porter airlines was good they just were they just talked they had a great bootable yeah porter airlines did they get bootable yeah oh wow um but yeah the raccoon i love the raccoon the little i don't know why they chose a raccoon as their mascot because i'm like i was like what the fuck man no no they had like a little raccoon did you see the raccoon um no i didn't even notice the raccoon no i never saw it
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Raccoon was great.
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She's like, where is my pod? She's like, the fact that I have to sit with another person adjacent to me, I will adjudicate the adjacency. So actually, if you're wondering what Heather Brosman was, it's hard to know, but we also have video. So here comes the video, everyone. Let me remove the photo. We have two videos. The videos, you can't hear anything, but you see Heather.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the wifi is not working. There'll be a reset in 20 minutes. It was like nonstop.
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talking and she's so Heather. So please enjoy. Here's the first video. I muted it because you don't need to hear the sound of ambient airport noise. So here we go. And we'll try to figure out what she's saying. Okay. Can you see it? Here she is. She's talking. And I said, very clearly, I do not want a hurricane. I do not drink hurricanes. And you know what they said to me?
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#2767 Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods
They said, you will have the hurricane. And I said, well, I'm not going to have that. I didn't sign up to have the hurricane, and I'm not going to have a hurricane. They're a disgusting trick. They did, oh, you're going to have the hurricane. Well, I think it's my turn. That was perfect.
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I really went someplace. I don't know. I was not doing the crappy hour in that moment. That moment, I actually channeled Heather. Okay, here comes the other video. Oh, there's another. But it's the same thing, right? No, no. Now she's pointing more. See, look. Come over here. Stand over here. I'm going to rewind. I just love that she made her stand.
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I'm turning this one over because I missed the first part. Okay. Whoever you are, you cannot have an autograph. And if you want an autograph, let me tell you something. Wendy Malick doesn't even give those out. So you should be so lucky to talk to me. Get over here. Okay. Let me tell you something. I give autographs, but not in an airport. Do you understand what I'm trying to say?
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Airport, no autograph. Street, yes autograph. Are you talking to me? I'm not listening to you. You are talking to me.
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You know what I love? You know what hand movement of hers I love? I love when she does a series of points and then she does that weird kind of like slow motion backhand where she sort of moves her hand as a full paddle, slowly back, and then sort of does a wave with it. Watch. Here she is. Point, point, point, point, point, point, point, point, point, point, point, point. Wave. Backhand.
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Oh my God. It was nonstop. And then at the gate, the gate was even worse because it was like every three seconds, every single gate. It was, they had full volume. It was like, Paging Clarice Johnson, John Paul Bierson, Claire Batchouli. And then it was like, and it was like every single gate. It was like, there was a gate that was down the hall.
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Explain it. Bring it home.
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Elbow point. Now ignore what the poor person says. Just stare at them. And now the poor person's trying to do a crab. She's trying to do claw hand. She's like, okay, let me see your claw hand. All right. I will let you do claw hand to me and I will tell you if you can do it properly. Go.
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Just the pointing and the... And I just love when she pulls her.
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And I said, okay, stand over here. Closer to the rich person. Okay. Now, slow backhand. Because you know in that moment when she does that backhand, you know she's making fun. Like, oh, you're so smart, Gretchen. Oh, so Gretchen. So she tells me, she pulls me and she says, you... You stand right over here. And I said, oh, you're so clever with your stage directions. Well, guess what?
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I put in the time to work with Mandy Malek and you didn't. And I had to go through that. So I don't want to hear it from you.
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He's like, look at the camera. She's doing her elbow thing. Kara in the comments says, we are getting a bonus bonus airport snap. Yeah, we're doing someone else's airport snap. I mean, I could sit here and just... God, I really. Fucking Heather, man. Yeah. Fucking Heather.
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That's what happens too, right? I was gonna say, where else can she go on to? Those two. I was like, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know, like, it's not like she's going on Extra or anything like that. She was on Nightline with Ted Cole. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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It's like, yeah, she was probably on Jeff and then, was she on, because she wasn't on Watch What Happens Live any time recently, was she? I don't know.
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Yeah, I think he was just charging. I think he was like, hey, I cut your hair. I did your hair. I went to New York. I was there for three days. You're supposed to pay for my hotel. And you haven't paid me anything. That's not overcharging. That's charging. You have to pay people for their services.
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And they had the volume for that gate over where we were, gate A11. And we were A16. It was like noise this entire time.
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Now let's, let's not forget. I mean, the, the, the, the, the tier of the makeup artists and the, and the hairstylists that sort of circulate around all the Bravo liberties, they are messy as hell. They are so messy. They deserve to be paid for their work, but they are messy, messy, messy, messy. But this is a funny kind of mess because I liked that this guy was like, you know what?
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I'm not getting paid. So you know who's going to do my... You know who I'm going to take it to? I'm taking it to Tracy, too. She'll get the word out about me.
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I would believe that, but I also think it's so funny when people are on the Housewives, they become the mean girls of Bravo. They're like, you can't sit with us. You tried to get onto our show. Good luck. And they're always doing that. And the next thing you know, they're fired and dropped. And then they have to sit there knowing that they acted like that. And now they're on the other side of it.
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Just wait. Just wait.
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Listen, this is a sport. Listen, they have a point. Okay. Dorit, this is someone who lost $60,000 in a big lots. Okay. It's a tough time for her. You don't kick a woman down after she brought $60,000 of cash into a Big Lots and got it stolen right out of her cart while she was browsing the impulse buys.
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my you know joanne fabric shopping cart where was i i don't know if it was ten thousand dollars i was stoked r.i.p oh all right r.i.p to joanne joanne's fabrics of course um i'm sorry oh sorry you're surprised no i was gonna make a really stupid comment and i'm just i want to hear it i love stupid comments i was just gonna say i'm surprised we i feel like bravo is the sort of place that like we would have met like the
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We would have met Joanne from Joanne's Fabrics. Like we would have met the person who's like, so my claim to fame is that my dad started Joanne's Fabrics, you know?
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Forever 21 is also filed for bankruptcy, I think, today or recently. So, so much for the wardrobe for many of these shows.
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Yeah. And there is video from TikTok, which I'm going to show. It's going to be kind of janky because it's embedded within the Reality Blurb website.
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But I'm going to show it to you because I do not believe that PK and this woman are an item because you see them and you see she's doing that, that like that kind of like looking around the room, kind of like little dance thing that you do when someone's trying to talk to you and you're pretending like you kind of can't even see them. Like, sorry, I'm dancing. I don't see people around me.
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And she's doing it so clearly to avoid him. And also, by the way, keep an eye out for her. But as an extra bonus, this is sort of like follows up, like this is like a complimentary thing that complements what you pointed out with the Heather Dubrow video, how that guy with the dumpster who went by Heather Dubrow looks at the camera.
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In this case, we have another guy who goes by the camera and he gives this look. He gives such a cartoony look. He goes, he has a look on his face that's like, why are you on her? It's a real special treat. So here we go. I'm going to share.
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Let's make it big. Let's make it real big. Let's make it full screen, babe. Can you see it, babe?
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What is this?
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PK's dancing really well.
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It's Diddy. It moved on. Okay, wait. PK sure looks different. Here, wait. I'm going to show you again. I'm going to try to go... Okay, this is just a child. I saw some little kid in a baseball cap. I pressed play and it went to a child. Okay, it said, I hate... Okay, here we go. Okay. Every time you pause it, it puts that child up. It puts that child up. Okay, so there she is.
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There's the guy who's really upset. I'm going to hit the loop. She's just dancing. She's just trying to avoid him. You see? That's the whole video? That's the whole video.
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Yeah, watch the guy turn around with a scowl. Did you see the guy turn around with a scowl? That's kind of the best part.
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Imagine if she was on just a masked waitress. Imagine you go to Sir and someone in a bee costume comes up and you're like, who is that waitress? I swear I recognize their voice. Hi, it's Sheena. I'm your waitress.
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It doesn't have good controls. The point is that this is not an affair, if you ask me. This is a person who got cornered by PK and wants him to go away.
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yeah it's and there's and and by the way this entire thing is happening like pk is cornered her right by the bathrooms too you see the little bathroom sign she's like i just want to go to the bathroom would you like a lollipop i take dollars pick dollars one of the only people still taking cash here babe this is a terrible video was this the planet hollywood opening you know planet hollywood just rev reopened and the reason why i asked that is because the guy who's scowling is wearing a planet hollywood t-shirt did they just need another chance to suck
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Yeah, well, I loved it when I was in ninth grade. But also, if the revamp includes PK at the opening, I don't know, it's fun. It's really, really stretching the idea of Hollywood.
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Yeah, I'm coming right over.
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An entire casino dedicated to Lisa Vanderpump. I am scared. It's like the tuna tartar slots.
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Real quickly, Carrie in the comments asks, are we going to talk about James and the Douche Brothers? We talked about it a little bit at one of our live shows over the weekend. And all that we need to know is that James pretending like he had no idea who the Tate Brothers are. I know who the Tate Brothers are. Okay. I am not part of the manosphere and I am also not into human trafficking.
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But we know who these people are, and James cannot act like he doesn't know. James, come on.
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Sheena had a very, very big past two weeks since we last checked in because Sheena took a photo with Lady Gaga. It's the time of the year when our Bravo celebrities are taking photos with people. You know, last year we had Teresa with Taylor Swift. That was 2024. 2025 gave us James Kennedy with the Tate Brothers and Sheena with Lady Gaga. Sheena then went on to shenanigans.
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Meaning like the super right wing.
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I'll tell you that, motherfucker.
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Exactly. Okay, let's look at the new cast of... I almost said the cast and crew. We don't have to look at the crew. I mean, we like the crew, but we can look at the cast of Vanderpump Rules. So we have... This is from the U.S. Sun. And Vanderpump Rules' new cast revealed. So we have...
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um there's a group photo of a bunch of people and from the sir sign in fact i see the person although in the back he was uh or they were the uh host at schwartz and sandy's and it looks like they're back now in the sir they've moved over into sir world right yeah and they're real sweet i met them at schwartz and sandy's when i went there
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Is this Jamie Presley? Is this just like AI? I can't tell.
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Let me get to it. Yeah, screen share. I'm doing a lot of AV today. I'm like, one moment, sir. Oh, yeah, there you have it.
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okay okay flip over to the next okay scrolling down oh no just go go up to her and click the little picture icon down at the bottom that says 11 and it'll show you all the pictures i didn't even see that icon okay you're opening up okay ready yeah here goes the next one it's her again okay we have okay demi she needs to okay she's i think she put in contacts to make her eyes like
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She's given like White Walker a little bit, you know, like those eyes.
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There's now we have four people here and it says Vanderpump Rules future stars, including Venus Damiana, who we just looked at at Marcus Johnson. But there's four people here. So Venus.
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This isn't written down here on our sheet. I just don't remember this right now, Ronnie, but did you see she had a clip of her and she was on, I think it was shenanigans or she was talking to our friend Kiki and I forget who the other person was. I feel like we knew who they were, but I'm sorry. I just remember Kiki. And, uh, Sheena was like, oh my God, I had like the craziest day.
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This is an incredibly stupid picture. She's like, guys, I want to go to the beach, but I want to bring sunflowers. Going into sunflowers. Guys, guys, I want sunflowers near me, but I want a big red flower away from me.
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Guys, should I show my shoulders for this? Okay, I'm going to lower my sleeves so you can see my shoulders more. Okay, for the sunflowers.
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Yay, Marcus Johnson. Okay, fan favorite. Hello. Yes, Marcus Johnson.
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terrified as you fucking should be of the sun okay and also i'm excited for him because i hope that someone holds up a poster of jax taylor in the year 2025 and be like this is your future just remember that okay before you get too excited about this body of yours this is jax taylor Now we have Natalie McGuire shares a snap in the Itty Bitty Sir uniforms.
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So this is, I would not think that she's a Natalie McGuire. I feel like McGuire is a chosen stage name.
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Yeah. And yeah, but I guess that she has to go for something simple because everything else in this picture is so cluttered and deranged. I mean, you've got like more cages in the background, chandeliers hanging off of cages and wrought iron and disco balls and little divots on every single surface. It's too much.
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Like I went, I was like backstage and I saw Lady Gaga. I was like after Saturday Night Live and like, I walked up to her and like, all I wanted to do was just like, say hi. I wasn't even going to take a photo at all. I will absolutely not going to take a photo. And then Lady Gaga was like, oh my God, it's Sheena. And I was like, oh my God, you're excited to see me.
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Yeah, we need to go for a stylistic change here. This is I can't also why do we have this like, it's what what do you call that shade of pink, like pink velvet there? That's like a it's kind of like a boudoir pink, but then you have this random green velvet. That's the color of my hoodies from today. Why? Why do we have these color combinations?
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Okay, it's classic.
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And then we get Venus. Wow. I already don't like him. Douche. Total douche. He's going to be a problem.
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Do you think it is? I see how it's the same, but Venus is, wow, Venus is tricky. Venus is giving us different looks, so now we've come up with an entirely new perception of who Venus is.
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My necklace says Luann de Lesseps, but my hair says Amanda Peet. So then... I think Venus is going to give us non-binary chic because in the next shot, we have the whole group. Peter has photobombed. They're like, ew, who's the gross old guy who's photobombed us?
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I'm excited to see you like singer to singer, you know what I'm saying? And then people were taking photos and they're like, we have to airdrop this to you. And then she grabbed my arm and she like led me to the party and was like, you guys, you guys all have to meet Sheena. It was like the best day of my life.
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um venus is front and center and what's funny about venus this is so vanderpump rules venus has this whole look venus has like this like a suit a gold sequined glittery suit venus is going for a look but it's also like but i'm gonna get my i'm gonna get my credit for my steps because i'm gonna still wear my big ass apple watch it does not go with my outfit but i am not gonna be told that i did not stand up today
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Guys, my heart rate is up a little bit. I also love this. So what's going on? So the person, the two women,
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to the I guess to the left of Venus from our angle we have this one this sort of like vaguely Tori Kelly ish woman who's crouching on the ground who is doing a full on sitcom pose she's like and featuring Miranda you know she's like in a different show right now I feel like she actually works she just has the face like of a genuine server who's like I'm just here to please you like I actually work nobody else I don't think works I don't think anybody else does
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And then the girl right above her, that's like, that's like her friend from out of town who like asked to be in the photo.
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Like, is your friend still photo bombing our photo? Come on. She's just in, she's really excited. She just wants to be in a photo with everyone.
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Yeah, I'm down. I'm ready to accept them. Oh, here's the classic cast. No, go away.
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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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She sure is swell, it's Raquel.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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who what why where and gwen pentland it's our queen it's queen la ifa nobody holds a candle to jamie kendall know your worth with jason kerr we got our wish it's jen plish she's not harsh she's jill hirsch she's a little bit loony junie my favorite murdo karen mcmurdo she gets an a it's kelly b we love him madly it's kyle pod chadley We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron.
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She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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Give them hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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Yeah, well, you know, Sheena and Lady Gaga did both have cameo appearances on the same show, I believe, a.k.a. The Hills. So it all comes back together. Victoria in the chat says, I'm honestly so happy for Sheena. And honestly, honestly, I am too. That's so cool. And I am jealous of everyone who got to meet Lady Gaga. We were not on her press tour.
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It's about misconceptions about me, Carl Radke. One misconception is that I don't like weight being put on me. But guess what? I want you to put your weight on me.
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Soft hugs, but I want them to be long. Long soft hugs. So that's always fun.
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Yeah, good for him. We also mentioned on our live show that, of course, I'm getting a phone call, stop it, that Jax Taylor, Jax Taylor has a new podcast called In the Mind of a Man, because his big confession since...
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since we last checked in on on crappy hour jax has a cocaine addiction i know i know everyone just just relax it's shocking news but he has a cocaine addiction it's very difficult to hear and process well let's just hope it's not as strong as his addiction to tell telling the truth
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Maybe you should rename his podcast from In the Mind of a Man to In the Nose of a Man.
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There's a lot of space. Yeah, so he's shocking the world. And then the other podcast that we've mentioned, but you may have missed, is that Brian from Roni has a new podcast out called See Below. Oh!
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Wait, there's more than that?
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That's a lot.
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Casual Chaos. What about Bored Chaos? That's the vibe. She doesn't even give up chaos. She should just call her podcast Bored, because that's how she always looks.
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michelle lolly also known as michelle i don't even know how to say her name because she dropped the lolly so it's michelle sunny eye sunny eye sunny i don't know sunny sunny she puts the eye insane but then she has another eye it's s-a-n-i-e-i so double i she has one
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uh my name is michelle she's kind of a pod person so i'm surprised she hasn't had a podcast yet it's very oh what are we talking about today today we're talking about jesse um her um her podcast is aptly named the pursuit of sassiness has she begun the pursuit How far is she on that journey? The pursuit of sassiness. Oh my God. The pursuit of sassiness.
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Just me, Michelle, your sassiest best friend from TV. The sassiest girl on TV. Michelle.
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#2767 Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods
me michelle michelle sani talking about i mean by the way our like i feel like our impersonation of her is that like she's kind of like ai generated right her voice so it's of course like her last name is so ai generated sounding sani at least the way we present that's right she probably has a very normal last name sound i'm probably being culturally insensitive also while i say this
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#2767 Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods
Yeah, we were in all the cold weather climates up to this very morning. And then we flew all the way in to L.A. from Toronto on an airline I had never even heard of called Porter Air, which was very nice. I liked it because it reminded me of Sutton's Daughter. named Porter. And they have a little cute raccoon as their mascot.
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#2767 Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods
I feel like we also, we did a podcast episode on just how to say her last name. Leachy. Leachy. Aaron Leachy. Aaron is, yeah, she's...
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she's got a pot god i can't wait to hear that hi everyone i'm aaron this is abe the babe hi abe and call call what was that video did you send it to me who sent me the video of her cooking recently where she was like i think it was our friend our friend amanda sent it who it was like it was aaron making a sandwich like a grilled cheese sandwich with gouda or something she's like
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Here's what I like to do. I take Gouda and I put it on bread and then I toast it.
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People haven't even tasted mezcal in America, and now there's already a tariff on it.
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What do you think? I don't think she'd be a good one. I don't think Lindsay would fit in because Lindsay's entertaining. So I think that might be a that's just not like the right culture for Roni. But that was that was me being sarcastic. I know I actually don't think that Lindsay would fit in because the thing is this. It's I'm actually glad you brought this up.
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because every show has like a different energy and when people cross over when people cross into real housewives or real housewives cross into like the youth quote-unquote youth-oriented shows it feels weird so for instance when ashley was dating luke it like didn't even make sense because ashley is i think like 36 or so 36 37
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They didn't have any running water in their bathroom to wash your hands after you peed, but that's okay. You know, and my, you know, there was water that dripped through the window, um, onto me, which was alarming, but, um, you know, it was actually quite comfortable and it was a fun experience. Did you notice though that they made so many announcements on that flight? It was nonstop.
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So she's actually younger than several cast members on Summer House or as a contemporary. But like Ashley partying and like the Summer House or Winter House is disorienting because she's a real housewife and it doesn't feel like that should be bridged. And so it's a weird thing. And the reason why I brought this up is because Aaron is a real housewife. I think Aaron is 36 or 37.
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And I was just thinking about it. Like, there are several people on these shows who are much older than Aaron. And yet it's weird to think that, like, Shep is so much older than Aaron, right? But Aaron's only 36. I don't know what I'm trying to get. This is the four hours of sleep speaking here. But the point is... Well, I mean, I'm listening to you.
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The point is that, like, it's weird to think about... Like, the reason why I can't have Lindsay on the same show as Aaron is because... Lindsay is from a Bravo sphere where you're 36 or 37 and you still seem like, like, like, like a kid, like, like someone who's just like partying at 22, you know?
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So like, if you put her on Roni, we suddenly have to face the fact that either Aaron is much younger than she, her vibe is, or Lindsay is older than her vibe. And it like, it doesn't compute for me.
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Al comes bursting in, somebody tell those bitches that we're in jeopardy. Jeopardy of not opening the waffle restaurants.
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tell me about it mike woke up early and then he went on instagram watching loud and cracking jokes i'm like hello do you not see a trying to get her beauty rest that insurance isn't going to sell itself am i right so kelly's like so are we going to do a celebration are we having a wedding would you be opposed to a wedding cake that's just a giant stack of successively smaller waffles
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He's like, well, because we're in jeopardy. I mean, this guy's very dramatic. He's like, my sole job when you brought me on, you said, Al, if we're ever in jeopardy of not opening in time, let me know. So I'm here to tell you, Kelly, we are in jeopardy. I'm like, all right, we'll open up five days later. Relax.
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Sorry, I didn't see you were drinking your Starbucks. I was like, wait, I'll leave me hanging with my waffle wedding cake joke there, Ronnie.
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I don't want any theme to any wedding that I'm going to or any wedding that I may or may not have. There's just no theme. The theme is... The theme is food, baby. The theme is let's eat. Okay. But there's no, there's no nothing beyond that.
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Although I do have to say, I have to give credit to my friend, my friends, Jake and Cassie, whose friends we met in Cincinnati this weekend, they had a wedding at a Ren Faire, which is pretty cool. And everyone at the wedding had, I mean, I would not have liked to dress up at Ren Faire for a wedding, but it is kind of cool that they were like, we're doing a Ren Faire wedding.
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And everyone, everyone who attended went to a Ren Faire and they dressed in Renaissance clothes. That's kind of cool.
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Feed me. FM, FM, FM, FM, FM, five minutes and feed me.
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#2766 RHOA S16E02 Part Two: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
So I was like, I really enjoy this impersonation, but it's really annoying to you having to touch my nose. So we see a flashback of Shamia's birthday party and Portia showing up late because, oh, they make a joke about like, don't show up late to the birthday and to the wedding. And we see a flashback of how Portia did that. It was like tacky. So Brit is like, yeah.
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I thought we were like going to finish our conversation.
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#2766 RHOA S16E02 Part Two: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
And nothing's to say that Kenya won't come back. I don't know if this is necessarily going to be a permanent firing. I think she may be in penalty box, but who knows? So Kelly is like, I mean, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Hashtag waffle.
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See what I did there? I don't. Because I'm blinded by Jeopardy.
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Yeah, there was cheating, and he almost took $500,000. Of your money? Yes. It was out of the company's money. It was all in the shape of little waffles. But, you know, we shall rebuild.
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Yeah, exactly. So now it's time to go to the gym because Drew, Angela and Shamia are all going to go to all around fitness. I guess that drop it with Drew was not open that day.
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#2766 RHOA S16E02 Part Two: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
And Shamia Portia and I have been in a group chat for years. So I'm hoping that after the other night at Shamia's party, we can just work out and get our endorphins going. Because the other night, he was very, very negative about a true angel, I would have to say. So Angela comes in and is like asking how Drew is. And she's like, I'm not going to lie.
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This is a classic housewife thing. You come in as someone's friend, you fight some perfunctory battles to prove that you're a friend, and then you get to have a scene where you say, all this time I was sticking up for this person and just blindly without realizing that no one likes them and I should be hanging out with the popular girls.
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If you prick me, do I not bleed a little bit of syrup out of one of my little waffle wells? I was like, come again? Sorry, I was just trying to go somewhere with it.
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She goes, listen, Angela, I have been signed to so many legends. You know, there was my record deal with Joe Isuzu. There was the time I signed with a Chia Pet. Also, you know, the Little Caesars cartoon guy, he, you know, we had a great working relationship, but we just never produced any good music.
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I did some work with Mary J. Blige, who is not related to Mary J. Blige, but I thought she was. So understandably, that was confusing. Turns out she was just a lady who worked at Jamba Juice.
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Angela's like, is this the longest you've been separated? Well, I mean, we've never really been separated. We've always been on the same floor, so it is a little weird. But we've had arguments. But once he moved out of the bedroom, our divorce became like a war. And it's just like...
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It's just like, you know, this is why I don't like to come out and just talk publicly about my relationship because I go into the studio and I pour it into my art, you know? I pour it into my songs. And when I get out there and I sing Pizza Pizza, you know it comes from the heart. Yeah.
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fucking poser ralph like that's a shock to anybody who's seen you for five minutes but still get some self-respect yeah drew is ridiculous but uh ralph is worse and of course he's doing all this of course he is yeah so then um drew's ridiculous but she's harmless and ralph is harmed yes ralph is harmful he is yeah it's called wrecking ralph not like be chill ralph
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So Shamia comes in and she's like, I'm ready for a drop it with Drew, which was also the first time anyone's ever said that. And she says, you know, I don't want to be for Drew because, you know, this is all between Drew and Portia and Dennis is not a part of this group. So we just have to put this to rest. So they all start working out and everything.
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They did their workout scene and then they're left alone. And Drew is like, you know what? So guys, this workout's good because how am I trying to get ready for like the stage? Cause like, I'm pretty sure Tamar is going to call me back. I don't know. I'm just, don't mean to drop any names, but it could happen. And I just really want to be like in the best shape of my life.
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Oh, wait, here's a new one that I just I've been working on. I wrote this one myself. It goes like this. I'm loving it.
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Yeah, she had two waffle places. The first one, her ex, I think like...
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Yeah, so I'm sorry. I take all that back.
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#2766 RHOA S16E02 Part Two: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
Well, she challenged Drew a little bit by saying, why of everyone in Atlanta, where there's so many music producers, I mean, people who are willing to work with Kim Zolciak, why of all the people do you choose... The hot dog guy who had a baby with Portia. And it's a valid question. But what she really does, though, is she's being... I still think the theory remains.
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#2766 RHOA S16E02 Part Two: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
She's going after Shamia right now. But I still think that she's going to fight with Shamia and Portia. And then she's going to... really just to earn bona fides with, you know, Drew.
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And then she will switch over to Portia and Shamia and she will earn credit with them because she'll say all this time, I thought I was doing the right thing as a good friend, but it turns out I was being used by Drew. And then that will earn her all sorts of good grace because she's talking shit about Drew and she'll be brought into the fold. That's my theory.
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stole from her and like shut it down or something crazy like he took like a lot of money from her and shut down her restaurants now there's only one left i think that's what the story was yeah something like that okay so the story of the waffles it actually is a fucked up story i'm giggling but it's i'm giggling just because like anytime we talk about waffles i just can't have a straight face i cannot have a straight face being like well the first time i opened up a waffle restaurant
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I bet you like white wine on the continent. So then Shamia is like, she basically turns to Drew and is like, can you explain your friend, please? And Drew's like, look, I don't want to beat a dead horse at this point, okay? But I wanted us to have come and have fun together here. And Shamia's like, well, yeah, guess what? I had my endorphins. I'm happy. I'm ready to go. Bye.
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Get a game, girl. It's been rough. Also, I want to say we're two episodes in and they still have not fixed the green screen work on this show. Could you at least add a drop shadow underneath those chairs? They're like floating. They're floating and they're like the wrong size. Everyone is like shorter than the coffee tables in the background. And there's not even a drop shadow. Just come on.
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And he's like, well, what is she saying?
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She said that you were her Jesus, her Lord Jesus Christ and Savior. And then we go flashback to Jude saying, Dennis has been my angel on earth. You know what? There I was crawling through the desert and I looked up at the sky and down, down came so many, so many hot dogs. All of us could eat for 40 days and 40 nights. You're learning. Look at you. I'm going to convert you yet. That was excuse me.
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That was that was from from the Jewish part of the Bible. I am aware of the. That's true. That's true. I'm like, no, I have not learned anything.
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this doesn't make any sense okay so yes okay he's entitled to feel pain and feel frustration and watching you know his beloved porsche go off and marry someone else and he can feel lots of emotions but that doesn't qualify you to suddenly be a music producer for anyone it's like we all feel things out of motion i don't say oh you know what I should probably be a music producer now.
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I'm kind of bummed today. I'm going to make a pitch.
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It was a great restaurant, but my ex stole my waffle restaurant.
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And he was like, well, I don't want to piss you off.
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So then Pilar comes over. They have to be nice. And she basically says again, she's like, I don't care about Dennis. Like, I have no expectation. It's like the one thing that she wants is don't film with Drew on the show. Like, you are my storyline. You don't get to be her storyline.
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#2766 RHOA S16E02 Part Two: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
And she's like, OK, well, when you show up and crying, by the way, first she goes in the bathroom and cries and tells the producer. And she's like saying this is where she explains that, like this. Like if I fall out with Dennis, which is very likely he can use my own platform against me, I'm not going to do that.
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he's like no i just was saying like we could kind of get free studio time right now because we don't have to pay for this recording okay okay you want to try one of my new singles i've just written 30. so every promotion is not a good it's not good promotion at the end of the day you get nothing for nothing so guess what he's like wait can you do that one again then we have a hot mic i just wanna okay can we record this back in the studio
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So he's like, well, the album was supposed to come out a month ago and she's supposed to do some promo for it on the show.
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And then I came up with an amazing idea. I came up with an amazing idea. What if I took my waffle irons and made omelets in them? I invented the womlet as made famous by Shreya Whitfield. But then my husband took that too. Remember when Sharae Whitfield got the Womlet? Sharae Whitfield ordering a Womlet, that still is one of my favorite things.
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#2766 RHOA S16E02 Part Two: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
You know? Hot dog. That's a hot dog. Hot dog whore. He's a hot dog whore. Well, that was the episode. What a fun time. Thanks, everyone, for being here. We'll be back. We've got a lot going on this week, so stay tuned to our feed. We've got a crappy hour coming up in about an hour by the time this comes up. But the point is this. Thanks for being here.
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Give him hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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And this guy, this fucking guy, this guy literally, this guy, everything he needs to work on his basement staircase walking. Did you notice this? He came barreling out of that basement. I was like, sir, it was like, he had this speed. Like he didn't realize it was at the top of the staircase yet. He was like going, you know, like you go up a staircase, like bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
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But then as you get to the top, You slow down your gate and then you do that step, that first step out where you're like, but he was like, he like overshot the doorway. Did you see the way he came rushing out of that basement? Was this just me?
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Huge. Ralph is like taking notes. He's watching. He's like, oh, so that's how you get out.
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They're stealing my content. He built this show on my back.
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He's like, I can't make any promises. I can't make any promises before we watch whatever god-awful movie you want me to watch on Netflix, because I'm pretty sure there's no good movie on Netflix anymore.
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if you just started your own insurance agency you take the money before the man that's yeah that's called insurance like how would you not even know that you're an insurance agent so um yeah they uh they went from being client and insuree and insurer to lover and lovey and um listen you can't put a premium on love that's what i say So then they FaceTime for three months.
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#2766 RHOA S16E02 Part Two: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
So now we go over to Kelly, and she's with her publicist, Lamont, and they're visiting a construction site, not a construction site, but a reno site. for a future outpost of Nana's Chicken and Waffles. So it's one of these scenes of like, oh my God, there's still so much left to do. And like, are we going to open in time for July 15th? I don't know.
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Could you imagine FaceTiming with your insurance agent for three months? That's kind of weird. That's pretty intense. Are you sure you don't want to add collision? Please tell me again about the term life insurance. Do you cover travel insurance?
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Who are those? Is it the actuary? And who's the other person who does? Who are the really, really dry people that don't have any sense of humor?
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in their job the adjusters they're very serious right like yeah and i'm not just being like shady like we're told oh the adjusters they don't like you can't you you're like not allowed to joke with them if you're ever on the phone with them they like it's like no we don't they're like yeah They're like obliged not to joke. Now, I could be completely wrong about this.
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I could be just spreading misinformation. But this is what I remember.
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By the way, I'm sorry, everyone. I have to apologize because I have no idea what to do with my Portia accent. It's been years. I don't know. Am I doing the high-pitched voice? Am I doing the low-pitched voice? I don't know what's going on. I apologize to the listeners because everyone's probably like, what the fuck is Ben doing on this podcast right now? Well, me too.
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She's an icon and we want to do her right. And I don't know. It's going to be a work in progress for me. I'm like Jax. It's a new era of Portia. Let us adjust, will you? Whoa, Ronnie. Be serious.
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come on yeah the man who bought you a diamond necklace on your oh no that was dennis who bought her a diamond necklace on their first date never mind i think of the dog when i tell you we had the best time i was like okay he might be the one so uh their love story was hashed and then they had a baby and oh no i'm sorry she wants to have a baby she wants to have a baby they didn't have a baby it was a dog
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The baby they had was a policy, my baby name policy.
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They had like a little baby auto insurance policy that they took out for like the tire.
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And she tells us that she started Nana's Chicken and Waffles in 2016. She did not have a culinary background, but she learned to cook from her mother and her grandmother. But she's really excited about this because she says this building that they're working on right now, this is going to be the franchise model.
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And she's got, like, traces of Lindsay Hubbard about her, right? Because she's like, okay, she's like, so, okay, question.
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And he's like, why does it have to be so, like, structured and planned?
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And he's like, I know, but, like... do we have to build, choose our house based on where we're going to have a baby in it? You know, like, I just want to see if things stick. And she's like, well, I'll see if it sticks. You can't see if a baby sticks. Like you can, you know, you think I can just be pregnant and show no emotions. I'm just curious.
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I'm like, yeah, but you know, you don't have to buy the house on spec for the baby. Yeah.
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You should ask her. You should ask what the pronouns are because Kim could go either way. Okay.
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I might have found love, guys. So Britt's mom sort of lumbers into the kitchen and sits down and Britt's like,
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And she's like, and then Mike is like, allegedly, she's like, oh, finally a grandchild. She's like, and stop saying allegedly, by the way, you see this negative energy you're putting out of the universe.
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I feel like that's not like, okay. I, I don't know the IVF journey, but from everything I have heard and seen, including on this very episode in a little bit, I hear IVF. Like I get the, the impression that IVF is not just like this thing that you do like, Oh, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna just do a little IVF. I'm just gonna put on some jeans.
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It's like a big, it's a process and it's like long and hard and it does a lot of stuff to your body. And I'm just like, I feel like is Brit aware of this? I mean, this is based on just everything I've heard. It just seems like not the thing you're like, hey, I'm just going to get a little IVF and, you know, we'll figure out what we're going to do from there. You know, she's such a planner.
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All the future waffle places are going to be just like this one, which unfortunately is not going to open in time.
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well, all right, well, I guess we'll see what happens with that. So that's the plan. So speaking of which, we now go to Shamia visiting her surrogate, Shadina. And I was like, I recognize this lady. And I then Googled and I was like, aha, this was Candy's surrogate. And then of course I pressed play and it was like, she was Candy's surrogate. And I was like, oh, well.
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I felt special there for a moment for remembering something. And then the show just blatantly told it.
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She's the Mauricio Umansky of surrogates. She's like... The Shadine agency. Shadine agency. So Shadina, this is actually a very touching scene because what happened was that Shadina was diagnosed with breast cancer that was stage four. So this is why Shiloh was born prematurely because they had to induce or whatever they did.
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I don't know if it was like C-section or whatever, but they had to have the baby early because Shadina needed to deal with her breast cancer. But then Shiloh,
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both of them carry a lot of guilt and so this scene is them kind of working that out a little bit because uh shamia feels guilty because uh i guess there are risks that like with pregnancy that could cause i guess a greater risk of breast cancer she describes that um but then yeah there's gestational gestational breast cancer
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yeah and then shadina carries guilt because you know shiloh had complications and she didn't wonder what the complications from her cancer was because she was born early so they both feel so much guilt and it was actually it was a very moving scene because uh and it was it was actually very touching in the way that they were both there for each other and really supporting each other because this is a situation that could go very you know bitter and sour with different people so it was it was it was very moving to watch these two women sort of reconcile this situation
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Un-break these trusadora lies. So she is like... I was just, I was very, honestly, I was ready to just keep singing that song because it's such a fun song to sing.
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You know, it was one of those things where I became, since you mentioned baton, it's time to, we have to, that pinged me too. Who cares why I didn't finish the song? We need to address this because we are podcasters and this needs to be addressed. Last week, Ronnie brought to my attention the story of the track runner who bopped someone on the head with her baton.
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And we complained, like, why doesn't she have a nickname? And so I called her, I think, Batonerella or something like that. And I think we just sort of settled on that. And it was just a total nadir of our creativity because it was sitting right there. Someone actually had to message us and say, what about Batania Harding? It's all right there. And I don't know how we, yeah.
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We actually, we actually had like a very serious moment and we're like, this is like, Ben, we need to meet up and talk about how we've just been slacking the fuck off.
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like a baton handoff that didn't go well you know this is we next time leave no pun unturned if we are not satisfied with our pun we are not going to stay we're not going to stick with baton arella we will do it till we get to baton your harding okay everyone yeah so thanks for the help guys
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Yeah, but when you say to Portia, Dennis has been an angel, Portia's just going to hear, oh, Dennis donated hot dogs to an after party. So, of course, it's like, oh, yeah, no, he's great. He really helped out your after party.
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That's not the same as saying, oh, he donated hot dogs to my after party, and then I decided I was going to work with him on music, which, by the way, does not make sense in real life. Like, that is not a leap that happens in real life. You know, it's like, oh, I'm an actor. Yeah.
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You know, Dennis is so important to us that every now and then I let Ralph out of the basement so he can say hi. It's very special. So Kelly is like, I didn't sleep with him. I just, Portia, I mean, she didn't raise her voice, not one time. And I'm like, say something, say something. Did you sleep with him or not? Tell that girl, like, why?
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Basically, Kelly's like, could you give a straight answer? And the answer is no, it's Drew Sidora. So what you're going to get is stories about how Dennis was an angel and how he advocated for Drew and Ralph, as if that means anything. That actually speaks more to his bad judgment. Like, I would never hire anyone who advocated for Drew and Ralph.
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He said, let's not go out to the movies. Let's not go out and have some fun. So Portia just goes, ah, like totally not buying any of it. She said, well, and I have stayed out of whatever you guys have going on. But let me tell you, that man loves you. He loves you so much. He said, I don't want to have a music career with Portia.
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I want to have a music career with Drew Sidora because she's going places. and i don't want you to ever think for one second that would ever be dealing with your baby daddy even though he does advocate for me and ralph and is producing my music and we go out to the club together i have had nothing to do with him yeah and porsche this whole time was just going ah
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Okay. I don't remember the episode number, but today is St. Patrick's Day, which is all you need to remember because we are going back to Ireland. We're recapping the classic Ireland trip. When we were in Ireland, we recapped the first part of it. I don't remember the episode number. I'm sorry.
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And Drew's like, and we, she goes, I did all of that. And Drew's like, and we did, we did do all that. She goes, and all of that was because I care for you. And my problem with you is this. You are a low down dirty individual and you know what I'm talking about. I was like, whoa. What's going on now? Okay. Cause since you know what, since that phone call that you're talking about, you know what?
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Like you told me about Dennis and all that. And you some, you're some low down shit to me. Very fucking low down. And I'm here to tell you that you got the wrong one. You're fucking with the wrong one. And you know, everyone sitting there was like, are we missing something? What is happening here? There's some element of the story.
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mm-hmm i think that like uh i don't i don't know if porsche brings this up but i think porsche just had to say how would you feel it if i started shooting scenes with ralph you know so she's like you're just trying to get him like you know like well oh well you showed me the text message drew so the producer is saying like is drew sneaking around is this upsetting you because she's actually a friend that you care for and porsche's like no it's not even that deep i just got pissed because the was trying to film with my baby daddy on the show and i don't know how many times i've got to say don't do that
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Well, because it's like, okay, so, uh, yeah, I, I, it was weird. I mean, well, I, I mean, I understand because it feels a little bit like a, like breaking girl code to be like trying to, um, well, you know, I think a lot of, a lot of things that real housewives seem to talk about is like keeping yourself relevant on the show. And so people get mad when like other people are using your tools.
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Like Dennis is part of Portia storyline and that's going to keep her relevant. It's like, wait, you don't have anything to keep yourself relevant on this show. So you're going to take my, my guy to, or one of my tools to make yourself relevant. And that's not fair. Although that's, that was the way I interpreted it at this moment.
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Later on, like you said, Ronnie, she does sort of explain it a little bit more I think a little bit better, which is basically like, if I have a falling out with Dennis, then he gets to still shoot with you. And then he can air his side of the story and it gets used against me on my own show. And that's, that's, that's bullshit because I'm the one who brought him onto the show.
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She's basically like, I don't want him to turn into Peter Thomas. Right.
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um and then after that we are going well by the way what i was going to say is for those who remember what the episode is uh what i was going to say is that it is the second part of that ireland trip where they get uh kelly wasted and then there's a screaming match in the van late at night so and also megan goes and asks people are you no tool so look forward to that one and we'll get the name up uh and the episode number
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And by the way, and I would be annoyed if Drew. Sorry, I know I would be annoyed if Drew. set up a photo shoot for go naked. Like Drew is not the, she is not the creator of that company. She doesn't get to just like authorize photo shoots for a company. Even if it is publicity, you can't just like do that. Like you were hired to promote it.
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Like under like, like, like Portia has the Portia controls the brand. You don't do that, Drew.
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Drew's like, I don't lie. I just really connected with Dennis after he lost 45 pounds in one week on Drop It With Drew. That's it.
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so um so then shamia that they go outside and shamia is like okay everyone's time for the real turn up and she's shamia basically says that she's had this awful year you know her surrogate has breast cancer shiloh had complications and everything and she's decided that this year last year she didn't get to have any cake but this year she wants to have cake and she wants to get wet literally
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And figuratively, it's like, oh, okay. I think those would both be literally right. But it's figuratively wet. I'm figuratively wet right now. Um, so they basically, she's like, okay, everyone say like, I want to get wet in two literal ways. I want to get abstractly wet.
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Um, so then she's like, everyone, we're going to jump in the pool because it's going to be wacky and they all have to jump in the pool in their nice dresses. And I can't imagine anyone, anyone was happy about this.
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So now we go over to Angela and Charles Oakley. And Charles is cooking. Charles, I don't think we ever got an answer to this, but he is like cooking an enormous amount of food. He has like a giant pot, like a stock pot full of... like a thousand corn cobs. But the thing is this, I don't think we ever see anyone come over, right?
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Like he's clearly making like a cookout or something, but no one comes over. So it just sort of looks like he's just cooking an enormous meal for three people.
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overseas or out of the country. I like this. Like you get like a hall pass for sweet wine in a different country. Like in America, they can't see you. They can't see a week like that.
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Yeah, he goes to Germany. He's like, .
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Maybe you were drunk on that fruity wine you enjoy so much in America. PS, don't ask what happened in Luxembourg. Rhymes with easeling. But he's like, but clean this kitchen up. So Angela's just like laughing at his face. And she's like, no, my husband, Charles, he played in the NBA, mainly with the Knicks and the Bulls. And Charles cooks, he cleans.
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He's like a dream come true, unless you want to have happy hour with Pinot Grigio.
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I know. Sorry about the Gewurztaminer. Gewurztaminer. Kirchenhiner. So, Angela is saying that they have four beautiful children.
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Parker Posey is really on one this episode. She like, she just really gets to Parker Posey it up. Like it's not a spoiler. She's just is like in full, like, you know, she's just going for it. And it's, it's, it's amazing. So exciting.
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She's like, well, at first I was offended when I heard that he was into me because someone told me that he was asking about the hoe down the street, but it turns out he was asking about the HOA. So I got a little confused, but it's all good.
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But it seems like she's like, I don't know. okay, this may be a classic Ben naive moment, but I feel like she seems legit. Right. I don't think she does. Yeah. Like, cause you know, there's some people like Drew Sedora, who's like, we've started a new mortgage company and we've already funded 45,000 homes across the USA. And you're like, um, okay. So you have a pyramid scheme.
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She's like, I'm literally selling pyramids across America. But, um, I feel like Angela, I feel like she, she just seems like someone who's like on top of her shit, you know?
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Charles is being so ridiculous because she's trying to have her little scene and he just is clanking. He's like washing pants, like, she's like, could you please stop doing that during my scene? Could you wait? He's like, sorry, I can't. As he's sitting there with his bandana around his head, like he is working at Benihana.
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Better not be a well with some white wine in it. That's what I got to say.
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She's like, okay. So she says the secret for loving a man like Charles is just letting him be who he is, which is someone who bangs pans, pots and pans around and has strange views on white wine.
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Just a man who walks around the kitchen a lot saying, yes, chef, because you saw season two of The Bear. Congratulations.
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I don't have jokes, but your bandana is making me laugh. So now we go to lunch with Portia and Kenya at a place called Divan, which is funny because is this a restaurant named after a type of sofa? It is.
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What's a divan sofa? A divan is like... It's like a... I think it's like a sofa that's sort of where you know the back. I could be wrong. I'm going to double check. But I think it's like where the back is like not... It's like you have half of a back. Like the first one half of the sofa has a back and it sort of swoops down into like no back.
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Yeah. You know what? It's like the sofas they had at the hotel we stayed at in Toronto.
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I was out of it. I'm sorry. Did you notice the divans or a divan? Yeah, it's like I guess it's like a fainting couch. I don't know. I think it's like I think it's basically like a sofa where like if if you sit back on the sofa and the wrong place, you'll fall off of it into the wall.
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You know, get like a Hyundai Elantra. Okay. It'll do just what you need. Okay. Get a Kia.
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Get a Mazda. You know, I just don't know. You don't need these giant ass cars that look like enormous sneakers, right? Just get something that like fits in the parking spot and gets you from where you need to be. And it's not going to put you into debt because that's what's going to happen to both these women.
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That was the origin for their entire feud was that Miss America comment. I mean, for like 10 years. But now they- 10 glorious years. But now they have to be friends, mainly because it's like Death Becomes Her where they realize, oh, we've been at each other's throats, but we need each other. Because if we like one wrong move and these new girls are going to replace us.
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So now they're just like they're they're they're they're friends now under the guise of that. They both have daughters. So that gives them perspective. I'm like, since when does having children mean that that adults can't fight? Have you not watched any of the other Real Housewives?
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Yeah, exactly. And the episode of Orange County is bringing up old ghosts, season 11, episode 16. Thank you, Ben. Thank you.
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tamra and shannon there's a lot of evidence against that theory so um kenya porsche has a cold and she's ken is like you have a cold she's like yeah when you left the party jump in the pool um which is probably not where her cold came from but i feel like this is a little easter egg to a future feud between her and shamia you made me jump in bubble water i got sick
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I believe that this doesn't make it better. This doesn't make it better. That Drew Sidora's like, well, Clive Davis rejected me, so I've decided to go to an off-brand Kidz Bop producer. Who couldn't even do Kidz Bop. I mean, this guy doesn't even have as many credentials as whoever it was that made the songs for Danielle Cabral on New Jersey last season. Yeah, it's pretty bad.
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Yeah. And she says that Dennis, she's like, Dennis is my co-parent and we have a great relationship. And when it's good, it's good. And like, when is Dennis the menace, you know? And Petty P, it's bad. And we see flashback from the spinoff with Portia and Dennis yelling at each other while his mom is watching or participating.
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Well, I wasn't that prepared, but, but you, you, you, there was enough time for me to go onto our Instagram and pull up the name and the episode. I can make myself useful at the very least.
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I don't think it's about compromising the growth is that, again, she just doesn't want him to have a chance to talk shit about her with Drew.
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I have to say I've never liked that expression just because I think it's confusing. Don't you feel like by eating the cake, you're having the cake? And I understand it's supposed to be that having the cake means that the cake is on your plate. But then when you eat it, you don't have it anymore. But I kind of feel like when you eat it, you've had it.
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Well, um, according to Wikipedia, the proverb literally means they, they say that's the direct quote. The proverb literally means you cannot simultaneously retain possession of a cake and eat it too. Cause once the cake is eaten, it is gone. I'm like, no, it's in my stomach. I think it should be, you can't see your cake and eat it too. Yeah.
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I like your interpretation of it. I don't know if you're the traditional and orthodox way of using it, but I think it's a nice way of using that phrase. I think it could work. And guess what? You know why it could work? Because we can see our cake and eat it too. We can have it both ways.
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Yeah, and we see all these things where he posts these stories. Like, question, is it appropriate to exchange expensive gifts with an ex while legally married to someone else? Hashtag inquiring minds want to know.
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Here we go again with Underground Railroad cornering herself with why an experienced car enthusiast at 14 years made a strategic business decision to conduct multi-million dollar car rents. Stay in the Mercedes-Benz. I bought your name. Okay, he needs a social media manager. That's just not good shade. Those are not good shady stories. But it's a good hashtag.
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And his last one question, would you rather cry homeless in a Rolls Royce or in a Honda Civic? That's actually a pretty good. That's actually an interesting question. I have to say, I take it all back. That's what would you rather cry homeless in?
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I don't know if it works. I think, I think it actually works because she doesn't, she hasn't had anything to offer seriously in a few years. And so having her as just someone who can kind of like be there and then be shady when she needs to be, I think it works.
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And for some of these pros, these pro villains, you know, like I think Vicki Gunvalson was also, is also pretty good as a plug and play friend of who can just be mean when you need her to be mean. Uh, we don't need to have a whole story about what's going on in their lives. So I think this does work with Kenya, you know, it's not going down quietly.
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It's funny, Kenya not going down quietly. That's exactly what she said about Brit, I think. Sorry, it took me a minute. Think about it. Think about it. My name is Gina, and all I want to say, think about it.
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i thought hot dogs and hot mics that's the name of the episode so we actually pick up uh where the last episode left off which is that shamia is having this birthday party and the entire cast is upstairs they've taken the elevator up to this random room and now they're all talking and basically uh there's confrontation about drew uh working with music icon dennis the hot dog guy and is this a violation of girl code
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So I would better watch out these days. So Kenya is like, it's so true. And so Portia's like...
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I would be just like... I'm leaving you. I mean, she did, but it's just funny. Like, you know, when it came out that he was a complete fraudster and a con artist and scamming people, and we'd already been surrounded by police officers. I was like, huh? That's weird. Yeah. It's just so understated on her behalf.
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I would really like an explanation from Bravo why they did not have cameras running. They just should have had them there, even if they didn't have a show ready yet. Just keep the cameras on Portia at all times. Yes.
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I can't believe this person who I found out was a complete faker and has scams left and right actually had girls over at the house the first night I was out of there.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
I didn't even know she had that book. Did you? You know, not really. Maybe I knew it at one point, but it's like Portia's single, Portia's book. I feel like a lot of her creative endeavors sort of get forgotten about. And I love Portia.
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Is that what go naked is? The hair.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
I think there's a branding issue. Did Drew Sidora come up with the name? It can't be that. Not a terrible point, actually.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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She sure is swell, it's Raquel.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge.
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Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up, it's Beth Ani.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
nobody holds a candle to jamie kendall know your worth with jason kerr we got our wish it's jen plish she's not harsh she's jill hirsch she's a little bit loony juni my favorite murdo karen mcmurdo she gets an a it's kelly b we love him madly it's kyle pod chadley we're ride or die for lisa rider baron she's a whiz it's liz sarthi always killing it it's lola alcalani
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
So Shamia is like, OK, she's like, well, three people said that they've seen you like they're wondering if Drew and Dennis are dating. And Shamia is like, well, three people said that they saw you at the club and you look like you look like you guys were all friends.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
Give him hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
booed up and she's like oh god stop playing now of course not and and they're like yeah they said that you were even matching she's like what not matching no not me but of course this drew is like a pathological liar i don't believe a word she is saying and i think that drew is either getting down with hot dog man or she's at least happy to fan the flames of that gossip because she's just excited that people are talking about her
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
I have to say that the hot dog thing on Bravo right now is very real. And I just have my latest updates. I feel like now I'm updating with any piece of hot dog news I have in my life is that I went to a very fancy restaurant last week. And the first course was basically it was like a cube. It was like a cube of like gelatin.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
It was like it was like molecular gastronomy and had little bits in it and was served on a postcard.
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that had like a picture of like chicago hot dogs and it was like this is this little cube of gelatin it has the flavors of a chicago hot dog you just eat in one bite and i was like this is crazy and i took a bite i swear to god it tasted just like a hot dog i am blown away so that is my latest hot dog news which is that i had a cube and it tasted like a hot dog so
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
There's a lot to unpack there, and we'll let the food scientists in our audience do all the explaining. But what we can say is that hot dogs and Ben Mandelker are having a moment right now. We are in the thick of the hot dog-ness.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
It was on the other side of the American quarantining glass.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
Yeah, and not in a hot way. So then Angela... Well, you never know. I watched Oz. It can be hot.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
i don't know with peter thomas even peter thomas can't make like like hot prison porn hot like he just can't do it so it's just it's just sad it's like no um so then angela says um she's like i know they didn't do the prom matching outfit so they're all just commenting on the fact that drew and and hot dog dennis were matching and cynthia's like i'm gonna need them to not even be boot up with james michael hill with the matching outfit on please find someone else to match with and boo up with
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oh okay cynthia all right it's nice that cynthia's back but i'm gonna need i'm gonna hear some better content from her well you know she's trying they're not letting her do much and it's cynthia you know she's not really here to do much she's just here to like show us her kitchen counters and make a comment every once in a while i think she's just there to like provide some familiarity with the audience you know because there's a reboot and people would be like oh my god new people what do i do they're like okay here's cynthia bailey you're safe everything's okay cynthia bailey is here everyone's like it's true okay okay i can do this
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
What's it called? It's like when you go. Yeah. Yeah. Lake Bailey. It's like when you go. It's like when you go to the supermarket, they've got like day old bagels or something. It's like, well, it's cheaper, but, you know.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
She's like, I mean, I was talking to Dennis about something about Pilar last minute, and he was like, oh, you can come to Drew's birthday party, but I had just wiped off my face, so I didn't go. And then the next day, you posted a picture, and we see this picture of Drew, not looking amazing, looking kind of like she... You know when people say you look like you just saw a ghost?
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
She looked like she saw an army of ghosts. She was very like, oh my God. So, you know, Portia's like, you know, just like you weren't looking like yourself. You just look very washed, like washed out. Everyone's like, oh my God, not washed out.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
I don't know, but if she has a roadblock in there, I hope she got it insured from her own company. So then Porsche is like, no, no, no.
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She's doing Lily Tomlin, you know?
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
I called her up and I brought up Dennis and you were like, well, and Cynthia's like, so you didn't know they were working together.
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
So Shamia's like, well, somebody said that you guys came to the club together holding hands, and then we see a photo of them in the club, and that's why I wanted to ask you myself. And Drew's like, can I talk? Can I talk? Can I just put this to bed? Can I just put this dog in the bun? Okay, because it's very simple.
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i had reached out to you many times portia and you can tell that like they all know drew's lung at this point because she's doing her i'm speaking rationally voice which is also another tell she both squeals and then she comes down from the school to be like i have a very clean explanation for why this crazy situation happened yeah and porsche's like you didn't contact me you sent me text honey
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#2765 RHOA S16E02 Part One: Grilling the Hot Dog Man
Oh yeah. I'm not doubting that. I'm just, I love that she wedges this in here. Guys, when I was opening up from Tamar Braxton, winner of Celebrity Big Brother and sister of the Braxton who has singles, bigger singles on the radio.
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And she said, un-break my dinner plans.
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You're dancing on a jet ski, Johnny. I did think it was funny when Harry was kissing Brie that he cuts the V out and he's just like laughing. He goes, she does not belong with that man, which honestly, that was like very funny. It was true too. Yeah. I mean, I think I laughed at that. I was like, it's true. And Vion's like hot. And he's actually so far appeared to be a relatively nice guy.
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And he's like, I'm kind of the whole package. And then this lanky bro who looks like he's supposed to be in front of a used car dealership flapping in the wind. He gets her. What?
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And then in the other van, Brie's talking about it. And she's like, I mean, he was like very smooth. Like I didn't actually even expect it at all. And Marina's like, oh, I love that he was direct. I fucking love that. She's like, yeah, I love that attitude.
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Why is everybody asking me that? Is it wrong to have one on your upper cheek? So Serena's like, oh, to everyone, I'm going to bed. And then Adaira comes in and she's like, guys, I found my nipple pad and it just fell through my shirt. And guess what I'm going to do? And then she just basically throws it and sticks it onto the ceiling.
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Yeah. So it's the morning and people are walking around and Vian's walking around shirtless. And Marina, I think, has the hots for Vian because she's like, oh, you're looking for a shirt. So you just fancy walking around like that. And Lara's like, hey, just walks around like that. Get picked to work. So Marina's like, oh, those eyes, that accent. Oh, my God.
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Vian is definitely sparking something inside of me. My plan here is just to work, but I'm human. I'm a woman. So who knows? I could have my fun.
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She's like, yeah. And then Jason and Zarina are chatting about last night and it's just like patterns. She's saying everyone had a nice time and everything.
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Also, I just want to give a shout out to Carlos King, who had us on his podcast. Reality with the King. Go listen to that. We talk about very extensively about the Potomac reunion, which was a lot of fun. So he is an angel and we love talking with him. So go talk, go listen to an angel talk with reality, with the king, the king of all reality television.
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It's time for a crappin's commercial. And then Lara comes up, and then he's like, well, good morning. I did make you a coffee, but it's too late. I poured it out. I gave it to the moray eel that's been hanging around below our boat. So she's like, oh, thanks. So then Harry and Brie are talking, and he's like, so did you have a fun time last night? She's like, I did.
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Yeah, I didn't know the Seychelles had that much loveliness. There's people everywhere. She's like, are you into techno? No. A little bit. It depends on the vibe. I mean, if that's what we're going for, I'm into it, you know? I'm like, this is a forever couple if I've ever met one. I mean, the techno bonding, really?
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You like techno? You like techno? So then Zarina is talking to Jason and Lara, and Zarina's like, so Harry had to crush on someone. He had a pash, which I guess is that British slang, like a passionate moment. He had a pash. I kind of like that. I'm going to start saying that. But I'm going to say it in wrong places. A kiss and a pash. I'm going to go to the coffee shop.
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I'll be like, hi, I ordered a pash.
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Half and half is very pash because my friend said that half and half is romantic because it's two halves contributing to a whole.
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So Zarina said, so anyway, they're talking about this. And then Vihan goes up to Bri and she's like, so how was your night? And she's like, it was good. It's like, yeah. Was it unexpected because you kissed Harry? She goes, Harry kissed me. And he was like, oh, he's like, oh, I have a shot. And then she goes, but I kissed him back. He's like, oh.
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So then we cut to Adair squirting herself in the eye with the cleaner. So she's doing great this season. Yeah.
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He didn't. Johnny really came into the season and he was like, oh, God, this guy's going to be the asshole. And he's been like, fine. He's been like, yeah, he you know, I think he got really humbled by that whole jet ski situation.
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He wound up drifting out to see on the wrong boat. He's like, wait a second, I'm not on Katina?
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So Jason is talking to Zarina and asking how everything's going with the Sioux. And she's like, so with my Sioux chef, it's just like, he's been saying that he wants me to be cleaner and he has quite an ego. And he goes, all right, well, we have to work together. So you've got some managing to do, which is his way of saying like, okay, well, you probably should be cleaner.
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and also snap at him and remind him that you're the boss around here, right?
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Yeah, she really does. She really kind of is. She kind of steps into the role of like a parent who is completely overrun by their child. Because really, you know, really what she needed to do in the beginning was to say, I'm the boss around here. You're going to clean dishes. I don't know who the hell you are.
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And until I find out really what you're up to, whatever, you're going to help me in this way. You're here to help me right now. This is not a collaboration, but we can work towards it becoming that way. Like she should have just like. It sounds tough, but in retrospect, this guy sort of needs that because, you know, you give him a little bit. He's like, well, I wanted more responsibility.
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Oh, now I have all this responsibility. It's like you're not even doing your job, just offloading things onto me. He's like never satisfied. So you just have to kind of like scold him and make him know what the rules are and like you don't try to be friends with him. Make him try to earn your respect.
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Yeah, this guy is a total dick. And I kind of feel like he's acting like he basically is done with being a sous chef. He's now accomplished enough to be the main chef. And it's like, OK, well, if you have main chef energy, you would be a main chef already. So zip it and chop those cucumbers.
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What a little fucker this guy is. What a little fucker. What a little fucker with such an entitlement complex that he has. Like, it is so ridiculous. And he fucked up. He was given a big task and he fucked up. You know what? Like I found myself.
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So Zarina is like, okay, I'm going to go write a menu. So she's like, I'm going to go into the room, write a menu. And she asks Anthony to make a loaf of bread and put some nice flavors in it. So you would think, great, you're Anthony. You've been wanting to do more than just wash dishes. You wanted to be creative. So like now you can make a bread, a bread and put flavors in it.
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Like this is your chance to start proving yourself.
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Yes. And it's like I think it's like a kind thing. She's like, I'm going to make the menu because he but he probably in his mind thinks like I'm the sous chef. I should be part of this menu making challenge. It's like I don't know what the rules are with chefs and sous chefs in terms of planning out a menu.
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I mean, from based off of top chef finales, it looks like that looks like the main chef does balance ideas off of a sous chef. But whatever, she's decided she's going to write a menu. And I think that he's pissy that he doesn't get to be part of the menu planning.
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On top of that, by the way, on top of that. When we see it in a Top Chef finale, when they bring the eliminated chefs in to be like, quote unquote, sous chefs, also in those situations, the people all know each other.
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So like there's a certain level of trust that has been built up over several weeks of playing Top Chef and knowing like, actually, because I know you and trust you, I'm going to welcome you into my creative process. But like she doesn't know this guy. He just came in and has been a brat and complaining the whole time. So, sir, wash those dishes.
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So, OK, I have to say YouTube TV has I watch on YouTube TV and YouTube TV has been doing this thing lately that has made me furious, which is that it has cut off like the last. 15 seconds of an episode. And so when I, so when we got to the end of this episode and Captain Jason goes, and let me tell you something else. And then all of a sudden it's just like, and that's the end of the episode.
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And Vian, because as we've seen through all his behavior this season, is such an asshole. He's like, yeah, sure, absolutely. Yeah, it sounds great. This guy is kind of like, it's weird. He gave up his solo room. He moved on. When the girl he was interested in was interested in someone else, he decided not to compete for her and move on somewhere else. I don't understand it. He's like, nice. Nice.
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He has a good body, nice smile, he's considerate, and he gave up his solo room for the guy who took the girl he was interested in? Yeah. Something's not computing. There must be five children in Florida. That's what I've got to say. There's five children in Florida. needing their Capri Suns.
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Sorry, Larissa Pippen. Earmuffs. Larissa Pippen's like, I modeled for Butthole Bleach. There's so many people on social media who are upset right now. Like, excuse me, I'm like a real model. So I just love Harry's like cheery shade that he just...
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admits to all these people so he's like i'm now moving on beyond which i really think is gonna help so like we can get closer and hopefully i can become lead deckhand just by being near him and then when he hears me having sex with the girl that he likes he could be like you get a promotion he'll be great and i kissed the girl rihanna's into but like he seems pretty cool with it so i don't know hopefully it's all professional there's no hard feelings i've just got the girl it's no big deal oh
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And Marina's like, no, here's what you do. You just say, yeah, I had a great time, especially when you kissed me. That's how you normally do it, girl.
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Yeah. And this leads to Brianna's great backstory. She says, when I was 21, I was working in the Caribbean and that's where I met my ex. And we see a blurred out face on an amazing body. And he treated me like a queen.
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Tall string beanie, but this guy had like a lot of abs. And she's like, yeah. And about six months later, we got engaged. And I just didn't expect to kiss. Oh, she's saying she didn't expect to kiss anyone last night. Then she says, my ex is originally from Amsterdam and wanted to move to America and start a life there. And I grew up in a very small town in New Jersey.
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It's just like all farms and you know everybody. And they just show all these pictures of her not on a farm. And she's like, and if you go to Jersey, there's just no going back. And at that point in my life, I just didn't want to be confined to Jersey with some Dutch guy. So even though he had abs, I decided I was going to sail the seas.
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And I was furious. I had to go hunt down the last 15 seconds because like my blood, it was so weird, Ronnie. I'm like, I was pretty chilled the whole episode. I was like, oh, it's fine. There's like, there's our favorite moray eel again, you know? And then like all of a sudden at that last like 30 seconds, it's, I became so rageful. I can't explain it. I got so, so angry out of nowhere.
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Go girl. I know, she's like, I had a hot guy who actually treated me well. I was like, I'm sorry, ma'am. I was just looking over your resume.
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I'm afraid you're not gonna be cut out for below deck we need a hot guy who treats you terribly and you're afraid of repeating the cycle and then you say you're not gonna repeat the cycle and then you do repeat it here on the season of blow deck so unfortunately since you were you just came from a healthy relationship we're gonna have to ask you're not qualified we've already got a happy man on this show we cannot have a happy woman as well please this is you're gonna ruin the show this is Bravo calling you are taking the ship down
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We're going to need a more toxic attitude towards relationships. Thanks so much.
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She's like, I'm not going back to Tom's River, New Jersey. So anyways, so now it's 8 a.m., and it's four hours until the charter. No, it's not. It's not 8 a.m.? It's 8.02 a.m. Please. This is Below Deck.
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Sorry. I was swept away by all these non-traditional Below Deck elements that I actually thought a scene started actually at the top of the hour and not two minutes after.
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Yeah. Performance transformation coach. That is just a formal synonym for douchebag. And Lara's like, oh, the boys have nice teeth. I wonder if they'll notice my eyelash that's on my chin. So Jason says, on day one, Eric and his group would like a sunset cocktail session on the beach before dinner on board. And they would also like to indulge in local cuisine.
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So we're going to make some Seychellian food.
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Yeah, same. So then we go to the galley and Anthony is wiping a counter. So Zarina walks in and she goes, sorry, I always sit up on the counters. I know you probably hate it. And then she sits on the counter and he's like, yeah. Yeah, I do.
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And so I just loved, I loved how this episode ended when I finally tracked it down. Yeah. Oh, wow. You had to put a lot of effort in this thing to end.
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Yeah. That's it. Get like a stalk of lemongrass and just start slapping him on the cheek. So it's something that won't hurt, but it makes a point. So then Adair is talking about nail polish. And now there's a stew meeting. And basically, Lara is like... All right. So we have a group of guests coming in. Marina, just a few things from my side. I love your energy.
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And, you know, sometimes just remember to take a breath. Just calm down. Stop sleeping in submarines when we put you on a submarine. I think that'd be really nice. And just be like chill.
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So it's time for provisions. Provisions are coming in. Boxes are arriving in the galley. Zarina's like, okay, if you need me, I'm going to be doing menus in my cabin. And then Anthony's like, he's like all mad. He drops a box of meat and he gets all fussy. And he's like... I don't want to be taken advantage of here. I'm organizing. I'm putting provisions away.
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I'm doing guest food, crew food, cleaning the galley. I'm just doing everything. I just want to work as a team. Is it that hard? Oh gosh, doing everything. Okay. You're like, you're not doing it all at once and you are the Sue. And as much as you think you're doing everything, she's doing more.
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And also, I'd like to point out the reason why he's doing things like guest food is because he had enough of a temper tantrum that she added that onto his pile of stuff to do, because really what he's supposed to be doing is the provisions and the organizing and crew food and then the cleaning. They're both doing the cleaning.
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So then he like goes up to her door and he's like, can I have a question? I mean, obviously, if I'm doing a bit quite a bit of guest food, would it be all right to like have a little hand putting deliveries away and shit?
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I just don't want to get to the point where it's like doing cleaning and deliveries and guest food as well and the crew food and I just don't want to suffer like some sort of burnout just yet. Bro, all you've got to say is, hey, I'm so sorry. I know you're doing the menus, but it turns out there's like way more provisions than I was expecting.
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Could you help me out a little bit just so I can get a jumpstart on the stuff for this afternoon?
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you can make the food and then you can have a break, you know? And he's like, no, no, no. I'm just more than happy to work. It's just, it's a bit extreme of like doing something like that. And then having a lie down, like, yeah, I thought the lie down comment was a bit patronizing.
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It's like, well, actually what's patronizing is you coming in and saying like, I'm doing all the work and what are you doing basically? And by the way, Jason's listening in to this entire thing.
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It's also your second charter, bro. Like you've been on this boat for like four days and you're already like throwing in the towel. You're already being a diva and artiste about this. He's like working in dirty galley, putting up dirty food. I'm just caught within like a weird situation for me to be in. You're not putting out dirty food and it's not a dirty galley. Relax. Cause she left.
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Like, okay, is she necessarily the tidiest chef? Maybe not, but there's a difference between tidiness versus cleanliness. Like, you know, tidiness to me implies as you cook, you clean as you go along. And untidy, which is a little bit how I cook, is that you cook and then when something's on the stovetop bubbling away, then you go and you wash things or whatever.
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So for a moment there, you have things that kind of pile up around the station, but it's not unsanitary and unclean. It's just like a little unkempt until you kempt it up.
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Yeah. So everything's clean. Everything's nice. And then Johnny is talking to Harry and Harry's like, do you miss me? And Johnny's like, what do you mean? And Harry's like, I've moved out. Do you not miss me? He's like, I think it's for the best. More space for everyone. But I always think of you, Harry. And I was like, whoo. No. In my dreams. In my dreams, that's what happened.
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And then Adair's like, yeah, there are going to be a bunch of Bitcoin gamer boys. So here we come. Here comes the primary. His name is Eric Rock. And he's from Idaho. Cora DeLane, Idaho. He's an entrepreneur, influencer, and life coach. He's got 119,000 Instagram followers, which is kind of a funny thing to include in this section.
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And he always has a videographer on hand for all those 119,000 people who care about every moment of this douchebag's life.
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Yeah, that's pretty bad if you're if you're a solo smoker, you know, just the by the way, the mere invocation of Harry made me remember his whole storyline. And I just had like an instinctual like a cringe moment. I have to brace myself for all that.
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And then I'd hope someone would abduct me. And then it turns out they actually didn't abduct me. They just brought me to a yacht. So then Zarina and Anthony are preparing the canapes. And Zarina's trying to make jokes about rodeo stuff. She's just trying to keep it light, keep it fun. And he's like...
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So then there's a tour of the boat and Lara's like, oh, by the way, your boat has a very unsafe and scary balcony that has no rails and you can put it down if you ever want to fall off of it while we're motoring somewhere. So she lowers the boat, this little, it's like a little boat erection that comes out, a little platform that comes out the side.
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She can't figure out how to do it. So finally, I think it's, is it Adair who comes in or someone comes in and, oh, Vian comes in. I don't know who does. Someone comes in to help her. And Adair, it's Adair. And she's like, you just have to hold it down. The balcony goes back up again. I just want to point out also, Vian was not pooping because that door was open.
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So I don't think he was pooping with that door open. I think he was just like peeing and he took off his radio and was irresponsible. And we all know, never take off your radio. So this was on him. Go let the man poop. Even if he was pooping, he should have that radio nearby.
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You should especially have the radio nearby if you're pooping, because you know you're spending probably five minutes away from that radio, if not longer.
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But he's like a... Okay, so here's his most dickish moment, is that he's on the radio. For everyone to hear, he goes, Laura, next time when you're opening up a door on this boat, you've got to let me and the captain know. And where was she to say... all right, I did let you know, and you never, you never did what I asked you. Like, where was the response?
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You know, like if this were a Kate, a Hannah or a Daisy, I guarantee there would have been a clap back on the radio. And I'm honestly, I'm disappointed in Lara because of that.
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Maybe it needs to build up. Maybe we need to fill up the battery before she can start, like, letting loose with that acid tongue. So now they're going out to sea, and so this guy, he just has his videographer, and, you know, the thing that cracked me up was at one point, I think it was around here, he comes walking up the staircase, and the videographer's behind him, and he's like...
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Getting the calves. Get the calves. Get the calves. Make sure you get the calves.
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For this all-important Instagram documentary that's going to be scored by Imagine Dragons. So they're bringing up the snack trays and everything. The crew's getting into their blues because they're going to bring them to the beach at 4.30. So Zarina and Anthony are in the galley, and they have this big octopus. And Zarina goes, are you good at cooking octopus?
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He goes, yeah, I've cooked it a few times. She goes, fancy doing some octopus for tonight's dinner? It's for a curry. And he's like, yeah, I'll just savor it, and then we can finish it in the pan, all right? So you would think he'd be excited because she wasn't even gonna give him guest food until later in the season.
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Yeah, and so he's like, well, she's all right. I'm like, what, after you told her that her sous chef doesn't like her and talk shit about her behind her back?
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And now he's getting to cook a big old protein, like a sort of an Instagrammable protein, no less. And he's just like, okay, sure. Like he doesn't say, oh wow, I'm starting to realize like she is giving me opportunities. She is trying to make it work with me. No, no reflection like that whatsoever.
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He's such a little fucking brat.
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I'm not a chef, though. Octopus is so weird. I've actually never cooked it. But what I've heard about octopus is that you either cook it for two minutes.
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like high like really like just like quick in and out or you have to cook it for like 45 minutes till it's like really really soft and tender so maybe the sous vide like helps it tend gets like really really soft and like a delicate bite and then you just i don't know whatever i don't care i fucking hate this guy and i want whatever method we all know we all know sous vying on bravo does not work so the moment that he said he was going to see via we should have known that justice would be served to him
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Yeah, he puts it on. Wetsuit shirt things. He puts it on so strangely. Like this was so bizarre. The music actually slowed down. It was like, do you see how he put it on? He put it on and it like sort of draped down over his arms. So he was like a straight jacket. And then he brought his arms back up into the shirt to get into the sleeves. And then, which is such a strange way to do it.
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Like you would think you either go like sleeves first or head first, but instead he just sort of trapped himself in the shirt and then squirmed up into it. What? I've never seen anyone get into a shirt like that before.
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I've just never seen someone put on a shirt like that, regardless of material. It was just the strangest thing. It was like... Like he had his hands down by his thighs while the shirt was all around him. And then he decided that's when he was going to try to put his arms into the armholes.
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Like, sir, if you cannot have the precision in putting your arms into the armholes, when the shirt first comes on, we cannot trust you with the precision of cooking foods.
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Fuck him. Sure, why not? Fuck him and his choice of boards.
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Yeah, I mean, bro, you're the one who put on the shirt like that. OK, so we're going to question everything you do now. So the board goes around and Anthony tells us, I'm super happy with the way these canapes have turned out. And I'm like really glad to showcase my personal cooking style. Modern with worldly flavors and a bit more thought and passion into it.
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Whereas Zarina's cooking is a little bit more basic with an edible flower on top. OK, sir. You need to calm down. Now, I'm not arguing that your canapes look delicious. They did look delicious. But if you think you're special because your culinary point of view is modern with worldly flavors, go fuck yourself because that's not a thing.
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You're really changing the world with that one.
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It's like Chris Noth on a roller coaster. So Marina's like, oh, you guys were having deep conversation. And he's like, I know. So Harry is saying like, well, you know, everyone's tired. You know, she's tired. Everyone's tired. And Anthony goes, I feel all right. I don't know why, but I feel all right.
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which is that like Harry, like something happened with his thumb. And then he like, he releases his hand and there's something dangling from his thumb. I'm like, is that the rest of the thumb? Is that a thumbnail? I don't know what it was, but I was like, and then it was like, and I just was like, at this point, my hands were over my face. I was like, I don't think I can do this right now.
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And it was really, really intense.
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So then... Meanwhile, upstairs, Leon's talking to Eric. And he's like, say, what sort of shows? Like, do you have shows that people can go to? And Eric's like, yeah, I do a coaching program to really awaken the leader inside you. I coach hundreds of people. And what's the secret? How come some people figure it out? How come most don't? And my natural success...
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Let me hear a man with calves who has a videographer filming the calves.
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And meanwhile, I'd like to point out another fun thing that one of the guests said when they were on the beach. The guy, Eric, was I guess they're eating some steak or something like that. And he's like, yeah, man, I'm just about that rare lifestyle. But he doesn't say the joke. He's like serious. Like, guys, I just eat rare. I'm about a rare lifestyle.
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This is the sort of guy that I guarantee somewhere in New Jersey, Louis is watching him and like, oh yeah. He's like jerking off the screen right now. Like this guy is signing up to Eric Rock seminars five times over.
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Yeah, well, thanks for destroying the centerpiece protein with your fucking sous-viding that you didn't even do right. And you didn't take out your bins. And I'm surprised. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't blame him not all this stuff on Zarina. Saying, well, if I didn't have to do all these things, if I had more rest, I would have been more on top of it.
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But, you know, you're working me so hard. I'm going to have to clean up after you. I'm going to have to do all your prep. I'm going to have to do all the crew food. So, but she's like chill about it. And she tells us though, you know, I was an arrogant sous chef years ago and I walked onto a head chef that really humbled me and it took five years to get his respect.
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And I've done the grunt work and I expect my sous chef to do the same because it's slow and steady and painful race. And he isn't as good as he thinks. And she's exactly right. That's the point is that like, you may think you're great, but you have to put in that time and you have to put in that effort. And like maybe he has with other chefs, but not with her. So he's got to prove himself to her.
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Thanks, God. Thanks, God, for allowing me the opportunity to get footage of this yacht going out of the dock. So you can see the motion.
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I do hope I do. God, I pray for world peace and an end to poverty because when people are impoverished, they can't be on the gram. See my cats living that rare lifestyle.
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Anthony. Exactly. You know, this is really upsetting me because it's the complete opposite of what I thought Anthony and I would be like. I saw us making amazing food together, having great banter and British jokes. And I imagined us at the last charter and everyone's cheering and he was going to be my right-hand man. It's fucking ridiculous. This is Zarina saying this.
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uh unfortunately johnny while he was having this monologue he did float out to sea and took him three days for them to find them on that little raft um so then we go to the galley and vian is saying hey so did you guys have a rest today and anthony's like no he's like well how how are we going to work around that and you guys you guys need to get rest and so he goes but it will be possible and like i said to anthony yesterday you can either go to the beach or let the stew set up the canapes and you can lie down for two hours and he goes
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I'm not complaining. She goes, no, I know you're not. And Anthony's like, but it's always on me, isn't it, Christ? She's like, oh, Jesus.
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He needs some karma. Actually, he would like that. He is someone who wants to be yelled at, I think. And that's like in life, I'll never say blame the victim. But in cooking, I will say that this is this is the sort of douchebag that like will get off on that, like hyper masculine, like, fuck you. Because you should go with the douche bros. That's who he should be. He really should.
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Look, I do think Zarina was being a little passive aggressive in this moment, but as is her right, because he's been passive aggressive this whole time and this whole bullshit. This is such a thing we always see on below deck of like the young ends always saying,
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i just don't think they're they're just not managing me properly and i'm not inspired i'm not being treated with respect you have to earn that respect okay you know like there's what part of someone being a boss and you being an underling says that you are you are granted all all the keys to the kingdom
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Eric has this really interesting anecdote to share. He says, when a wolf is injured in the wild, the first thing it does is stop eating. So I just started applying it. First thing I do if I don't feel good, I stop eating. And I won't eat again until I feel good.
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And while she's saying it... production just like makes all these cartoons around her face they like put like a british like like one of those british like buckingham palace guards hats on her head and they just do all these they just like make all this silly stuff on the screen her romanticizing emojis are popping up all over the screen
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um first of all you're not a wolf second of all congratulations it's called being sick everyone kind of stops eating with no one really has an appetite when they feel really sick and third of all stop being such a cliche of a douchebag bro i mean really like trying to adopt a wolf lifestyle i cannot who are you you're not nell okay you look like wolves wolves the most profitable beast profitable beast in the kingdom guys
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Listen, I feel like I've seen a few horror movies that start out this way. Hot guy says, let's go on a scuba dive. And the next thing you know, you're in rats. You're stranded at sea. Plus, she'll probably take a nap while she's down there. So then Brie and Harry are talking and Brie is checking in on Harry and he's worried that his thumb may be fractured because it still hurts.
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And then Zarina goes up to Jason and she's like, you know, there's a lot of tension happening in the galley and he won't let me manage him at all. He goes, I'm going to wash up here and I'm going to go do this and I'm going to do that. Then I'm going to go to bed and I'm his head chef and I'm head of department. And he's literally managing himself.
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Jason's like, well, if it's not working for you, why don't you just move on?
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So then... I'm sorry, was this before or after the moment when Anthony was like singing a song in the corner while he was cleaning? Did you catch that moment? It was so quick.
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I'm the one who cleans, clean, clean. It wasn't even like that. He was like... First you put the pot here, then you clean it. Do this, and then you clean it. Do this, and then you clean it. It was, to me, like a very passive-aggressive message to Zarina to tell her, you need to clean up more. I was like, fuck this guy trying to send messages to his song in the corner.
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Fuck this guy's musical male anguish. Musical passive aggression.
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um but who am i supposed to have in the morning like a dare and she's like but to do all the cabins how am i gonna do it just pre he's like oh shit well i already told her it's like yeah she's like well i mean you told who she goes marina she's like okay marina is a qualified diver and i get it but we are the han you're taking one of my tcs diving for the afternoon without even discussing with me like what are you thinking and i was like okay she's gonna
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She's going to let him have it now or she's going to be really like cold or she's going to do something. And she was like, well, as long as she's here when they're having breakfast and she can get into the cabins. It's like, yeah, she means a little.
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Remember, ma'am, you are following in the footsteps of some very strong stews. And before, I listed three, but how could I, of course, miss out on our favorite, Faye? Because Faye would not stand for any of this.
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Miss Faye's finishing school. So everyone goes to sleep. But Harry, his thumb hurts, which understandable. I feel so bad for Harry. He cannot go to sleep. It is. I mean, that whatever happened down there, it's still not totally clear. But like, obviously, something came up and crushed him. But like, oh, my goodness. He is in such pain and he can't sleep. And I'm like, I don't.
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This guy needs to go to the hospital.
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I know. So they serve... poached eggs and avocado and eric so we haven't really articulated this eric is like jacked he's like very muscular and everything and he's like whoa i was gonna fast all day but this looks so good i'm like sir you're on your own could you imagine paying for a yacht you're not gonna eat come on
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OK, bring it on. Guys, the secret to being a wolf is intermittent fasting. That's how wolves do it. So Zarina is saying that she's worried about Harry and everything. And then Jason's texting someone, his Norma, Australian Norma, to say that he may need a new deckhand immediately. Harry's also saying, I just may need a new hand immediately.
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And then Anthony, meanwhile, gets a text from Chef Dane, Chef Baby Dane, who says, job confirmed. So he's like, amazing. I can probably be out of here in a charter or two. So now he is out. He's going to be done.
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Could I have that oat milk rare, please? Thank you. What a douche. This guy really is speaking of confidence. So, meanwhile, Zarina's like, all right, so I think we should just do, we're going to do like some sort of lunch. And he's like, hey, so look, I've got a warm sound in my voice all of a sudden. So I have a bit of news to tell you, though.
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I've been offered another job, so I'm probably going to take that. So I'm going to do this charter and then the one after and then that's out. And she's like, okay. And if you spoke to Jason, he goes, not yet. I'm like, how do you not tell the captain first that you're quitting? That's crazy.
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None of that. I have so many neurotic and uncomfortable habits that I haven't even been able to indulge in yet. And he's already mad.
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I would die for her. So Zarina comes back and then she's like, let's go to the next place. So now they're going to go, they get in their cars and, you know, they're going to go to the club and they're going to talk about the, all the girls are going to talk about the boys and the boys. Vihon is like, so Johnny, do you fancy anyone on the boat? And Johnny is like, I fancy a little bit Harry. Yeah.
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All right, well, he's disrespecting you as the head. You know, it's been very short and sharp with you, and now he has a job, and he's leaving on his terms. All right, let's go get things sorted out. So they go downstairs.
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He's like... And then we spend ten minutes watching them go down the entire staircase. Like, all right, we've got only four more flights to go, and then I'm going to get this sorted out. All right, sorry, are you still there? I hear her panting upstairs somewhere. Are you... How much longer do you get down to my floor?
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Make him come up, make him get sweaty. So Jason's like, all right, you too. He's like, hi, Captain. He's like, all right, right. Jump over there, Anthony. Here's my power move. You have to stand behind the counter. All right. So you've had a chat with me. Zarina, you feel the environment is not, Anthony, you feel that the environment is not for you and you've got a better opportunity.
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I just find it hard to actually find it hard to actually halfway through the season, just jump off and find another job. He's like, yeah, but it's a position that I've actually been offered, unfortunately. He's like, all right. So you can go today, this morning, pack yourself up. And it's just the way I operate.
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I know. I love you. He did the classic, you're not quitting because you're fired thing. He's like, you don't get to hang around here for another, you know, two charters. No, you're fired. I was so happy that he just fired him right there. I was like, this guy needs... Like I held a little bit of space for this guy in the first episode. I was like, well, you know, it does suck.
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Like she is not using him the way she should be using him. He's always doing his cleaning dishes. But then it's like when she did give him opportunities and then he started complaining. Even then I was like, okay, this, this fucker can go off to shut up mountain right now.
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It's the Foster and the Furious. It's Amanda Foster. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo. We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Hot. I'm like, that might just be what Harry means. An angry Greek man.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge.
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Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen. It's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know Your Worth with Jason Couric. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch.
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There was like a below deck where there was a guy – there was like a bosun or someone who had like that handlebar mustache who like I think made out with Fraser at one point.
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#2733 Below Deck Down Under S03E03: Sous You, Sous Me
I need some closeted drunk Greek action. We need some infrared closeted Greek action. Like this is the redemption arc for Johnny that we want, okay? Like I could see it happening now.
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Yeah, that's right. Just as for people who process slower. So Rian tells us, he says, you know, I'm here to meet my future wife, you know, like there's nothing about, you know, anyone else, but there's nothing about anyone else but Brie. And I'm definitely a hopeless romantic. My parents have been married for 32 years. And looking at that, it's definitely a goal of mine.
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So as much as I'm here to run a deck team, I'm also here to find my future wife. I'm like, yes, nothing says future wife farm than being on a floating structure full of people who are running from the ghosts of their past.
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That's right. I'm here to find some tips on how to make my bed when I go back to land. That's what you're there for. What's a hospital coroner? I'm here to find a hospital coroner. Yes. Yes. And someone does find the hospital corner later this episode, which is nice. So then we come back and Vihan is just talking about like Brianna and she's like, oh, when she walked in, I was like, holy moly.
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#2733 Below Deck Down Under S03E03: Sous You, Sous Me
Unique-ish. I don't even know. It's like red, red-brown, russet.
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Russet. Yeah, I guess Russet works. Copper feels right. So Brie is talking about the boys and she goes, I do have to say Harry's personality is out of this world. I'm like, which world are we talking about here? Because I haven't quite, this is our second season with Harry and I'm not sure if I've really picked up on his like out of this world persona at this moment.
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#2733 Below Deck Down Under S03E03: Sous You, Sous Me
So they get to the other bar and everyone's dancing and it's fun. And then Lara hugs Harry and Harry's saying, Harry's again saying, Zorina's not too happy because of you, because you were messy to her and you like shattered her like nice night out. And Lara's like, I know, I heard.
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You know, I've known her for a long time, and with all her bravado and deep down, you know, despite everything, deep down, she's still a huge bitch. Don't like her at all. But she's also very insecure. She needs people to support her, so if you want to be that person, it's not going to be me. And Harry's like, we need to have a back.
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Uh huh. It's, it's like the little robe that the guy wore in big business when he came out of the bathroom, like the sort of like the unspoken gay couple who's supposed to be hunting down the rat lifts. And then one guy comes out with his robe, and rune shows up at the door. It's like that kind of robe.
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#2733 Below Deck Down Under S03E03: Sous You, Sous Me
Although I think he had that rope last year too. I think it's like, oh, I got this in the Philippines because I have a child there. I think it's part of his arc or something.
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I just have this robe to remind me of my folly. So now that everyone's dancing and... you know, having a fun time. And Vian is like watching Brie dance. He's like, oh my God, bro. She's so gorgeous. She has my hair color. And then Harry starts dancing with Brie. And then all of a sudden he plants one. Well, he doesn't really plant one. He comes in for the kiss and she kisses him.
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#2733 Below Deck Down Under S03E03: Sous You, Sous Me
I would say it was not a full, like I, it was not a full hearted kiss, but it was not necessarily a pull away. It was definitely more than he got out of Margo, but it was, it was like a, I felt like her kiss to me said, okay, I'll give you this. I'm not sold on this, but I'll, you know, I'll, I'll take the Costco sampler. Yeah.
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Johnny, you're in a different club. What? What? Hello, can someone pick me up at the other club? Anyone? He's floating away.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Literally telling a, telling a red. And so then everyone's seated down and everything. And TJ like turns to gracefully and he's like, Sal, why were you so late? And I was like, she's like, I wasn't late. I didn't know time I was supposed to be there. So you can't be late if you don't know what time you're supposed to be there. Duh.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
So like, if you if you're not gonna pop in it, then we're not gonna watch Mary Poppins later, right? So Grace Lily's wrong.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Wax on, wax off my vagina. So Grace is like, listen, it was no disrespect. And Maddie goes, yeah, but like you walked up as I was like playing your song. So it was kind of disrespectful.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
I am not on Team Grace Lily for this. First of all, her saying, sometimes it's not about y'all. It's the reason why they're there. You are all there to see this set. There's a poster on the side of a rider truck driving up and down the strip, okay, that has Maddie's face on it. A rider truck.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Yeah. And also, honestly, just as like a friend, Matt, like you should just be there on time just to see Maddie press play on her on her on her laptop, because this is a big deal for her. You know, like don't just show up when it's your song. Show up for your friend. She was putting on makeup. So I take it all back.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Have you seen those? Have you seen those eyelashes?
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
She was like, in case we don't get our own private cabana, I'm going to attach one to my eyelashes and you guys can all assemble under it.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
You know, Maddie and I go back five or six years, and her and I communicate great, almost as good as me and Bob Marley do. So I don't know why Joe is involving himself in the situation. I mean, let the artists handle it, Joe. You're just a groupie.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
So Mia's like, Maddie, put your foot down. Come on, have a scene, do this. Fight, fight, fight. And very slowly, meanwhile, it's going off on Joe. And she's like, well, Maddie hasn't spoken to me about it and you're speaking for her.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
And Mia's like, sometimes being on the defense is never really the answer. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Maddie. It was not intentional. And she goes, I don't think it was. And I appreciate you saying that. She's like, yeah, that's not right. It's like, oh, okay. I guess this is resolved. Yeah.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Not much. We recorded a guest spot over on Carlos King's podcast. So you all have to go listen to that. We love Carlos. He is just the best. So be sure to check out his show wherever you get podcasts.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Mia's like, OK, everyone, shall we now go at Will? I feel like I think that's something that could bring us all together. Like, yeah, sure. Let's go attack Will.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
do that and like in terms of like tj like i just i just want to say tj um i if you'll give me the opportunity i would like to deflect this entire situation onto you so um thanks for being a shitty friend tj and he's like wait um what did i do i showed up on time for this dinner uh the last person i attacked was joe and he didn't hear it so i don't know why i'm in this and then he's like um because you brought it up in front of everyone at the dinner table
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Yeah. And we see two weeks ago TJ viciously bringing it up at the table by saying, how's your talk?
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Is that a new type of brew? Because I kind of have dibs on giving you coffees. It's like, no. So Emmy is like, I just don't see the whole flashback and Emmy losing her mind. Relax!
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
so emmy tell says i hold tj to a hiker standard and tj was like mine and will's best friend and best friends don't humiliate best friends the way he humiliated me and will i'm like have you met tj this is like all he has to do this is like his this is his dream is to be able to do this with you guys well also you picked the wrong best friend
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
You're a good guy, Carlos. You're a good guy, Carlos.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Come on, Dan. The real victim, Will Culp. Well, we find out later why he is truly a victim here, guys. But he says, I don't like this. And I feel like it'd be more beneficial to have maybe some real healing that we can enact maybe down the line when I'm fucking a girl in the bathroom somewhere. I don't know.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
It's in the family. So embarrassed. It's an onion. It's like a wonderful onion friend. Okay, thank you. That's a cool cousin of an onion. Thank you.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
We are here. And the big cliffhanger going into the episode is will Grace Lilly get to the pool on time to sing her iconic lyrics to
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Lake has really come on to be a wonderful addition to this season. The first few episodes, I was sort of like, okay, they just gave us Lake, but we don't understand who she is. And over the past, like four or five, she's just been great. And I just love her just being exhausted and be like, okay, well, can we talk about the cheating?
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
And so everyone's like, and Austin is like all upset because he's trying to, you know, cover for his girlfriend. So he's like, well... this girl that just recently graduated law school goes, oh, don't you know Emmy? And I said, yeah. And she says, oh, well, I go to law school with Will and he cheats on her all the time. And then Will and Emmy, like Emmy's like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
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She has that look on her face and Will's like, has the oh shit look on his face. And he's like, I don't care about the rumors. And they're like, come on, say the whole thing, Austin. There's more to it.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Well, it's like, no, I did not. Okay. It was more of like a guest's room with like a futon. Well, I mean, no, we didn't have any sex at all. What are you talking about?
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. You know, I heard this from my girlfriend and she heard it from somebody who goes to law school with Will. And apparently they were privy to this information. Privy is a legal term. And I learned it from the law school person.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
But I don't want to tell anybody that because I'm trying to protect my girl, even though that ship has kind of sailed because I've been mentioned. I mentioned her like 10 times in my explanation of how I learned.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
So DJ Maddie Reese is at the day club. She's on the ones and the twos, cross fading, pressing play, cross fading, pressing play, cross fading, pressing play. All the stuff to really show who she is and be herself out there on the stage. Everything's happening.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
anymore I just piss behind the bush because I get at which point she takes a wine bottle and cracks over the side of the table and pulls the pointy part out and everyone like everyone stay back you guys are gonna stay in your seats and we're gonna go back up to our rooms and we're gonna talk we're gonna pack our bags but if you I swear to god if one of you guys follows us you can get this glass right in your chest I swear to fucking god you're not gonna get me this time
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Yeah, they had a lot of fun up there. So Lake goes, it's just a fucking pity party. Blah, blah, blah. Boring.
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Sammy's like, I can't take a break. I can't do this. And Michael's like, okay, give me your hand and squeeze. Squeeze. I'm trying to relax you. Squeeze. Squeeze.
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Why did you squeeze that hard? Oh my God. She like squeezed so hard. I was kind of like, what's going on? Do you like have feelings for me? I just love how, I love Michael's, sorry, I just love the way Michael's tries to calm down Emmy because he always winds up just yelling at her.
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She's going to slowly segue into somewhere that's green. I like that Michael's called it a glitch in the system. That's a hundred percent the best way to describe it. Cause that's, she is, she becomes a glitch. You know, she's like, no, no, we'll cannot possibly cheat. So we come back to the restaurant and Austin, he's like, guys, I don't want this to be a fucking conversation.
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It's a Friday night. Let's have fun. I'm like, no, shut up. Make it a conversation. We've been waiting.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
shut up, Austin, not LOL. So now it's like, they're all going to go to like their, they go to their hotel rooms and everything. And everyone's like looking rough in bed. And you know, it's the next day. Now people are going to wait, are waking up and they're going to go like separate and go out to like different like breakfast and stuff or go to the pool.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
And we're going to have a kind of like a, like let's talk about last night kind of thing.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
I love Austin learning about the amenities of a hotel that if you call down to the front desk, they'll bring you something. It's like, whoa. And then Mia, Brad and TJ are talking and TJ late at night got a wiener tattoo on his wrist. I mean, I appreciate the commitment to your fledgling brand, but let's get some sales under your belt before you start tattooing things onto your wrists.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Isn't John Quijones around? Can we get a hidden camera set up and a what would you do? Come on. We could make this happen real easily.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
I also love that Emmy goes... oh my God, I'm like losing my voice. Like, how am I even losing my voice? And they cut to her being like, everyone is trying to entrap us. And then you see her late at night smoking cigarettes, like nervous, like, yeah, I don't know how I lost my voice.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Coming soon. This would be like showing up at Sir Wieners and asking for a burger. It's just like a slap in the face.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
That reminds me of the time I fucked a carcass in the bathroom once. So we go to Viva Restaurant, which is funny. Viva. Because these guys all look dead. And they're at a place called Viva. And they all sit down. And Will joins this table. It's the guys. It's Brad, TJ, Joe, and Will. Someone throws a leg at their head. Will.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
so it was like i'm just exhausted it just feels like everyone's against our relationship only because i went to our place of business and said this relationship sucks i hate being in it like why is everyone against this relationship i mean especially for austin to say that like part of my anger is at you guys because i felt abandoned a little bit but you just didn't like step in and that's like not what i expected out of friendship like no one's got our backs everyone's critical of us
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
And he's like, no, absolutely not. It's not his fault. If anything, it's my fault because I talk about how much fun I have going to the bathroom. And so Will, of course, goes to the bathrooms more than usual. And the enthusiasm is infectious. So he's often like, hey, I want to bring someone into the bathroom so you can see how cool the bathroom is.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
And oftentimes it is girls because it is a feminine place. Bathrooms are. So he's going to bring women into the bathroom and they will be there for a long time experiencing the joy. So this is not Will's fault. If anything, it's my fault or whoever invented bathrooms. Sorry.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
What are you talking about? And then I had to go to law school detention and they were like, bet you can't survive this. And then there was a girl and she had like a lot of lice and she had like dandruff and she was like shaking it onto her law school thing. And I was like, she's weird. But in the end, we all kind of bonded, you know?
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Yeah, let's not forget that part. Let's not forget about that part. But this whole thing, like I went to law school orientation and I was bullied. Like it is some 80s movie, like it's three o'clock high or something like that. I'm gonna beat you up.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
i mean this is of all the excuses you could have given was that like biff was coming at you you know and your time machine took you back to 1955 and someone started the rumor about you i mean come on
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
the the way that they are describing law school like it is like cobra kai has taken it over yeah i saw legally blonde i get it and they're like ha ha ha she's no it's a different animal law school it's mean you get shoved into so many lockers there you have to be so careful
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Yeah, let's move forth, you know. So then we go to TJ. Well, the producer is like, so you seem skeptical about Will trying to smooth things over, is he? Yeah, because it definitely feels like Will is just, like, telling us what we want to hear.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Now Maddie understands what it was like when Quincy Jones rolled the dice on Michael Jackson, you know?
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
You know, Will is good with the guys. I've called the police. They're going to shut down Molly Ringwald's clique at the law school and we're all going to be safe. So at the presidential suite, Maddie and Will are helping Emmy and just like, there's some dress that like Emmy cannot get into.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
And then everyone winds up going to a place called Carver's Steak for dinner and they all get some free espresso martinis and everything and they get all this food and now everything, the vibe is like much better now. They're all getting along nicely.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
So then they're like, guys, remember when we did this? And so we see some of them driving Ferraris. I remember when we did that, and we see some of them on the helicopter ride. And Grace Lilly goes, hey, when you were in the helicopter, did you see the mountain with the three presidents? Is it three or is it four? And they're like... That's like Mount Rushmore. It's like not even in this state.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Or like when Parvati showed up to the Traders and decided to roll the dice on some headbands. Sometimes as an artist, you just have to take risks and they will pay off.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Grace literally really thought Mount Rushmore was outside of Vegas.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
It's very Real Housewives of Miami. So Grace Lilly's like, Dr. Nicole. Dr. Nicole's like, wait, I'm not even on this show. No, okay, I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm a very trustworthy person. I really am. So the person I trust least is not me because I trust myself the most.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
You know what? I don't trust that fourth president that was on Mount Rushmore because honestly, I thought there was only three. So a fourth one must have snuck on there.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
yeah who would have thought when you ask a play a game where everyone has to say who they trust the least that would start take a sour turn so grace lilly goes so you heard what happened wait wait what happened i didn't hear something okay so emmy goes uh she's like well grace o'sheen and all of a sudden we have this whole storyline that just falls into our laps
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
How is this not part of the, how is Eva not a cast member this season? And oh my goodness, I'd forgotten about Eva when they started mentioning a new person. Oh, I was like, please let it be the Cloris Leachman girl, but it wasn't.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Grace Lilly pretty much says that in a few minutes. So she's like, I didn't lie about it. And she's like, Maddie, you're so fucking fake. No, she's had your back with those girls. Stop being mean to Maddie. I love her. She's one of my kids. So they start screaming, and Grace Lilly's like, wow, you guys really hyperanalyzed my life.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
It's Maddie's choice what chaotic and toxic people she wants in her life. Okay? So, and then I think somewhere in here, Grace Lilly is like, whatever. Oh, she is for the streets. Yeah.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
so joe's like guys guys guys we have like it's it's our one final night and i have a surprise for everyone countess luanda stops no joe well the other surprise oh yeah okay so um we're gonna go someplace everyone get in your cars they get in cars and everyone's like where are we going what's it gonna be is there gonna be a future to be exciting is this be scary and they're all getting like very nervous but they just wind up at a wedding chapel instead
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
I mean, I'm happy with the amount of stuff that's happening. I think it's been like really funny. But yeah, this this wedding thing was cute, but like unnecessary. I don't need scenes like this. So but Joe's like, I want to marry her in real life someday.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
And then she's like, we hear Maddie be like, where's Grace? Where's Grace? If Grace doesn't start popping it in the next five minutes, I'm going to start popping off.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
random things at work there's something magical about this show when they're at work i don't know what it is yeah i agree i i agree i think it's like these shows i mean like vanderpump rules they had some like noteworthy trips but like the magic happened in la mostly like you look at some of the housewives you're like okay get them on an island somewhere so that they can come alive but like these shows it's like when they're tasked with having responsibility that's when they go haywire
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That's a perfect way to say it. Well, thanks, everyone, for being here and listening. Appreciate it so much. Be sure to check us out on Reality with the King, Carlos King, on wherever you get your podcasts. And go to WatchWhatCrapIs.com to get your tickets to see us live later in March.
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Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens? Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens?
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
All right, kid, let me show you the way the world works. When they ask you how you feel about something, you use the word in two different ways. Here you go. If they don't start popping it, I'm going to pop off. Now you try. If Nana doesn't make me chicken parm, I'm going to have spaghetti. That's wrong, but oh, whatever. Fuck me anyway.
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Hit it boys. It works in its own way.
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And then we see Grace is just doing her makeup. So Molly says, if she has a package of cat peeps showing up at our front door, it wasn't me. Wow. So Molly, great defender of Grace Lilly.
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You know what? Some of the greatest performers aren't always on time, but we wait for them.
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And everyone is like, huh? And some people are like, this song is actually kind of catchy. But Grace Lilley keeps on. She's up there. She's standing on top of the DJ booth and she's like waving her arm around. She just kind of looks like a drunk girl that climbed up on top of there. Like you would never know she's an actual performer on this track.
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And it turns out that they had turned off her microphone just in case.
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Bring the hula hoop. What? You're going to use all my bag of tricks? So Luanne was the original hula hoop queen on Bravo. Let's never forget when she brought a hula hoop to Bethany's house in a never to endure herself.
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so grace is doing this and everyone's dancing and everyone's like laughing at her and grace and maddie is like grace doesn't take anything seriously so i can't trust her singing on a microphone so it all ends this one song and uh smoke comes out etc the audience poops the audience just poops all over the dance floor it's like damn it when are we gonna learn about smoke machines on bravo
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also what is this this random guy he's like what is he's like every dj that we've that i've seen so many djs start out here at the day club and like you were amazing like they've all gone on to do great things like mitzi lebowitz she's over at the buffet now she spins from 11 a.m to 12. they love her they love her when they bring out the shrimp cocktail oh and you should see the guys playing over by the slots i mean they all started here they all go through me
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Have you ever heard Evergreen remixed with a sick beat? That's Mitzi Liebowitz for you.
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Have you ever heard of The Way We Were with a little in the middle of it? God, it's sick. Crowd goes nuts.
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I was like, wow. When I saw that, I thought girl boss, hashtag girl boss. I was like, those are two drunk people and there's nothing more to it.
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Smells like law school. So then Brad is, they're talking, Brad and the boys, Brad, TJ, Mia, they're all talking about the day and everything. And Brad's like, He's like, yeah, it was cool seeing Maddie up there. Yeah, she looked really happy. And they're just like, you know, just it's back and forth, but it's basically ultimately leading up to Emmy and Will.
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And so Emmy is like, like, my vibes are high. Like Maddie brought the energy and it's just like Grace is just like awful. She's so awful. And we just see Grace back there be like, I didn't I didn't realize it was so wrong. I mean, look, it's not like look, it's not like she's doing it all on her own.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
Yeah, exactly. So they talk about this for a while. They talk about how nice it was that Joe was supportive and everything like that. And they're saying how Joe's like obsessed with her and everything. And Michael's like, by the way, I noticed, I was like, this is like devastating for me when I saw this. It was like shocking. But when we were at the pool, like Emmy and Will shut off.
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And I was like, oh my God, they're like shutting off right now. Like, what do I even do right now?
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I know. TJ is like dissing Joe for upward mobility while he's actively calling in favors from all of his friends to help launch his wiener business.
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Yeah. So Michaels is saying how Will and Emmy shut off. They were not really hanging out with people. And we cut to Will and Emmy. And Will's like, everyone's not having fun with us. Do you know what I mean? And they're like, yeah. And then we see that they were like, oh, I guess it was a flashback. They just sit down sadly in the middle of the day club to be like, no one wants to be with us.
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And Mia just goes, well, you talk shit about your girlfriend. Mia's great in this scene. And he goes, no, I made a mistake, and I'm ashamed of it. She goes, yeah, well, I want to see you say that tonight, and I want to see everyone's reaction. He's like... let me say that. I didn't talk shit. I just made a mistake.
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Yeah, this guy's a real winner. People are coming for his girlfriend because of his actions, because he went into their business, talked shit about her, and now they're all like, we're not so sure about your boyfriend. And rather than put himself in an uncomfortable situation and clear it all up and really jump on the sword or whatever, he's like, I don't know. It's not my style.
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I'm really uncomfortable doing it. I don't want to do that. It just feels crazy.
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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land
So Mia says, Will Culp does not have humility. And this is exactly what he needs at this very moment. It would fix so much for him. It would fix so much for Emmy. And we could be one big happy family again. I mean, the irony that this guy is named Will Culp, but he can't actually be culpable about anything is...
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And every image of him is like every image you see in your yearbook of people in the drama club where they're like, drama club. And you see them like,
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And he talks about how basically like the drama club parties, the cast parties, etc. And he was like, people would be singing and, you know, they'd be dancing. And it wasn't like orgy debauchery, but it was like one court orgy. Mainly just me. It was like an orgy for one. Is that still an orgy? That's what I had. Well, I was the only one in the orgy, but I played different roles.
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So it was sort of still like an orgy because I was performing. It's like a one man play.
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And Percival Everett's brilliantly subversive James.
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I actually am really excited to hear George Orwell's 1984 again because last time I read that was back in, I don't know, middle school or something like that. And the world has changed so much with technology and everything like that. I feel like now is the perfect time to revisit and listen to it on Audible.
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I mean, asking an Italian if they want to make a pizza. That's like asking if the sky is blue. Is the sky blue? Is the tree green? Is the meatball red? Of course I know how to make a pizza.
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It's like, Davide, why are you having sex with your pizza dough right now? Oh, you know, I got the married to it. I'm open. I'm open. Men, women, hair blow dryers, dough, pizza dough, whatever it takes. No, a deer. She's my deer. So, meanwhile, Danny and Diana are discussing the night's schedule. I've done that show.
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Sorry, that was a different one. I was all the children, actually. I had a lot of quick changes. I was Rolf, wasn't I?
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I wouldn't be surprised if they were. These are a few of my favorite things. These are really a few of my favorite things, these stories.
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It's all incest. Sisters and brothers sleeping in the attic.
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At least it's her first draft. So that was the original version of the song.
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I did have sex with a brown package. With tied. Wasn't one of the favorite things like a brown package and tied up with string? What a low bar.
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What a low bar to be a favorite thing. I mean, crisp apple strudels was good. That's great. Raindrops and roses, fine. A little whimsical. But brown paper packages tied up in string.
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Okay, so. I'll tell you who does not have a favorite thing is jellyfish. They're like, I don't know. Legs.
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's like, Gary, you have to name something. It's like, well, my favorite thing is blah, blah, blah.
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So Diana's complaining that Daisy got a three-hour break or that Danny just had a three-hour break. So she's complaining that Danny got a three-hour break and then gets to be off work early at 2 a.m., right? Is that what I'm to gather from this?
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Right, and Daisy's like, well, Diana's reaction's really over the top. I've worked seasons where I've had five hours of sleep the whole season. I love Daisy saying that Diana's over the top, and she's like, I spent six weeks sleeping one minute a day. One minute a day.
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I didn't go to sleep the entire time. Just spent six weeks doing crack cocaine every single day until I got the job done. So stop trying to exaggerate things.
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If you got time for a break, you got time to take plates off the table.
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Well, it's the most useful piece of technology. Think of all the cars that have been saved from being stolen by car alarms.
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so um daisy is gonna go take a drink order so meanwhile diana and danny are gonna complain diana's like tomorrow i'm going to be fucking tired i'm annoyed like i've been working for three hours straight oh yeah three hours straight i'm so sorry that you work for three hours straight that must be so hard on you I'm so sorry that you had to go through that, Diana.
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Diana, you know, because Danny is such a brat and has taken up most of the attention for the season, we really haven't had enough time to just shit on Diana. But Diana's really worked her way up. Diana's made shitty drinks, and then she complains that she doesn't get put on drink service. And then when she's given the opportunity to improve her drinks, she makes one drink.
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She's like, that's too much for me. And she has kind of a shitty attitude around the boat in general. And she says, I'm shy. It's like, no, you've got a shitty attitude. And now you're complaining that you've worked for three hours straight.
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I'm 50. So Daisy is in her cabin. I get stung, and then I kick you in. And I kick. I'm 50. So Daisy goes into her cabin to change, and Gary's in there. And she's like, oh, Gary, I love sharing a cabin with you for so many reasons. But I think my all-time favorite thing is that I don't have to share a bathroom with anyone. Except you do take a lot of shits. I think you're lactose intolerant.
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um so meanwhile danny is making a tablescape um and she's saying that she's overwhelmed i mean this is your art danny how could you be overwhelmed by it yeah no kidding she what do you it's like uh chapel roan i'm like so overwhelmed she's like please don't talk to me while i'm working
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So Danny and Diana are like, they're like, I don't even know it. Studio 54 is bro. She's like me neither, which I'm like, I'm embarrassed for you all. Okay. Cause you should know. I mean, we know we were not part of studio 54. So hello. Yeah.
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so then meanwhile daisy's checking into glenn about tender there's just sort of stuff happening and the guests are like they're getting uh they're gonna prepare to get on the tender because they want to go see the um to go see the procession but first ronnie is uh taking a look at the decor that danny is doing her art i should say ronnie is looking at danny's art And then she's like, gold?
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Oh, God. You put that in there putting black? No, I don't want black. No. No black. I can't. I can't. Sorry. I don't like black. I mean, gold and black. I mean, gold and black, that's basically like over the hill colors. That's like your dead colors. Like, oh, no. Thank you. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, disgusting.
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Um, lady, don't complain about like, quote unquote, turning old and then go onto national TV to celebrate turning 50. It's like, what do you want? You want, it's like, do you want to either turn, you want to turn 50 or do you not want to turn 50? Like, cause you didn't have to come on TV and advertise to all the nation that you're turning 50. Okay. So relax.
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So, uh, black and gold, by the way, black and gold. Does not. For the record, it does not mean you're over the hill. There's no connotation of that. You don't go into Walgreens and see black and gold and say you're over the hill. I don't know what this lady is on about. I don't know where this death spiral came from. I don't know.
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And by the way, I do want to thank her friend who put that into her head. Because you know her friend is fucking with her. Like, let's fuck with Ronnie and tell her that black and gold means you're, like, decrepit. Because... She just got this notion out of nowhere and is, like, forcing it on everyone. And this is supposed to be a Studio 54 party.
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Black and gold is probably the most appropriate colors you could use for a Studio 54 party.
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I honestly like studio 54. Like I'm just looking at pictures of it. There's like a big 50. Okay. The colors for studio 54 are black and gold. Okay. It's black and gold. The sign is gold. This lady cannot request a studio 54 party and then get mad at the studio 54 colors that are put out there.
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I don't care what Danny, whatever, what you can read all you want into black, but this is the studio 54 colors. And this lady is an idiot. I'll say it right now.
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If ever I need a good piece of fish, a good piece of meat, I am going to Whole Foods. It is without question the best place for me to find those sort of things.
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I'm mad at everything today.
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Rose gold literally nails nothing ever. I'm sorry. It doesn't, okay?
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So now they're going to go on their thing. And so they're going to go watch this procession and get on the boat. And Glenn's telling us, as sailors, because the sea can be dangerous, it's always good to have a patron saint like St. Carmen looking out for you. So this ceremony is all about asking for her protection when we venture out on the high seas. I'm like, it's not...
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It's not when you venture out on the high seas. It's for all the other boats that have to share a sea with Parsifal II, knowing that boat's probably going to come crashing into them any second. They're like, please, patron saint Carmen, please save us from Parsifal II careening into our bow.
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Is she drunk? She's like, no, but she says it makes her look old. The truth hits, bitch. I'm like, okay. So now the ladies get on the boat.
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She is. She really is. And so now the ladies get on to the boat for the tender to go to the procession and everything. And they're like riding up there, right up to like a barge or like a ferry. And I was like, wow, great procession, guys. Enjoy watching the ferry go by. And there's like a St. Carmen on the front of the ferry, but they can't find it because there are a lot of people.
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So now Ronnie starts to, she starts to Karen out. Sorry, I shouldn't say Karen, but she starts to, you know, Trishel out on the boat, on the ferry. She's like, excuse me, can you move over? We're trying to see St. Carmen. Excuse me. I'm like, lady, They're on a ferry. They're not listening to you.
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This woman. Could you imagine being on a ferry and a dinky little boat pulls up and says, excuse me, can you move to the side, please?
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Well, it's been a tremendous morning because we went on to the Jeff Lewis show on Radio Andy. We had such a fun time and we reunited with Leah Black and she is such a riot. The things that she says, the observations she makes, just hilarious. So thanks once again to Jeff, Shane, etc. The whole gang over there for having us back. And it was just wonderful.
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Yeah. It's like that are holding the menus.
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Poor pirate reduced down to holding menus. Well, I've seen some crazy things in my day. I traveled the Emerald Isles and I went down to the Caribbean and I battled the Kraken.
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Two for one crab leg deal between 5 and 6 p.m. Enjoy.
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Okay, where were we? Pirates. We're talking about like the debasement of a pirate holding menus at a long time.
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So anyway, they're still enjoying this procession on the tender. And then back on deck, Dani is like moping because she doesn't like the new decor, which is yellow and white. And she's like, oh, it looked so cool before. Now it just looks so shitty. It's like, okay. Just move on.
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and then i'm sorry we forgot to mention by the way we forgot to mention the most important moment of all this while ronnie was going on and on she's like i hate black it's like a funeral i mean it's just black you don't black is stupid i don't want to see it it's ugly it's trash she's wearing a black top while she says this even her friend points it out like ronnie you're wearing black right now she's like well it's fine if it's on me shut up shut the fuck up ronnie
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They're poor friends. So Daisy and Cloyce are going over the menu and Cloyce is like... Last night I had some communication issues with Daisy and the chief and the stew... The chief stew and the chef relationship is a little bit like marriage. You have to adapt to each other's differences to overcome, to accomplish whatever the mission is. Happy wife, happy life, as they say.
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And I got to be with you, most importantly, in person. And you got me a croissant. You know, I was on that Jeff Lewis show. Another way to your heart. You know what? All I need is a croissant, and I will pretty much always like you. Like Brynn Whitfield, that's all you have to do. So TLDR, great morning so far. How's your morning going?
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I wonder, you know, there's been talk, scuttlebutt, that the season was re-edited after Gary's allegations, yada yada. And I wonder if there was something more significant that happened in terms of him offending someone or basically doing something gross or pervy. I think so. After he got wasted. Because, like, last time he got drunk, there was, like, the bloody issue, but...
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This is, like, he's never felt the need to stop drinking, which makes me think there was something.
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Or was it during the season? I believe that this... No, because it was a... I don't know. I don't know, to be honest, but I feel like something happened that we didn't see, whether it happened off camera or... Yeah, because nobody on Bravo wastes that moment.
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I mean, how many times have you felt like, oh, this has been such a great deal, and then at the end of the first month, you're like, what just happened?
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So now Diana and Cloyce are in the galley talking about the night ahead and everything and saying it's going to be a long one and everything. And Cloyce is like, yeah, it's going to be a long one. And Diana's like, don't say that. Do you know what time I have to wake up tomorrow morning? 8 a.m. is disgusting. I can't believe I can only get eight hours sleep tonight on the boat. I am furious.
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So at this point, she still thinks she's waking up at five. Yeah.
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Oh, God, she's the worst. So now the guests, they all sit down and Daisy's like, every time I'm going into a meal with Klaus, I mean, it's like a bloody roller coaster. I'm just praying. Please let this be a good meal. Please let this be a good meal. Try not to be offended, girls.
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well i mean once he he had that like low point and then he got a talking to and then he's really he's pulled up a lot and everything he's served has looked actually really good i think the issue has just been there's been there's been the timing stuff but like honestly we've seen much worse when it comes to chefs and timing yeah we sure have so um down at the galley gary is uh galloping around like a horse or i don't know who cares i'm skipping that part
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They don't have to be, but they are. Such menches. I mean, Jeff really promoted the golden crappies like above and beyond, which was really so kind. And, you know, you didn't have to do that. That was really cool.
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What are you doing, Cloyce? Oh, that's my way of saying 10-4 or copy. It's Morse code. That was a Ben laugh. That was not a Khalees laugh. Because now I'm laughing like Khalees, apparently. So now it's time. They bring out the cake, birthday cake and everything. And now it's time for the big skit. I have to say, we've seen a lot of stupid-ass skits on Below Deck over the years.
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I actually quite enjoyed this one. I feel like Keith did good work curating this. He came out with a little script and he read it. And Gary was dressed up like Ronnie. And at first you could see Ronnie was mad. He was like, this is offensive. I don't look like that. I'm not over the hill. Who said that? What?
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But then it was, it wound up being funny and chase came out like a jellyfish and they had like a little, a little thing and, you know, sort of into it.
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You just have to say yes, Ben. You're totally right. You're correct. And the Tony and the Tony for best original play on a, on a yacht goes to, Well, unfortunately, it goes to Edward Albee. Unfortunately, there was another production happening same night on a different yacht. Sorry.
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Who's afraid of jellyfish wolf?
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It was long. When he showed it. Yeah, sorry.
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No, but when he showed his script, when he showed his script, it was like a page of single, like single space text. I was like, that's going to be a long skit, sir.
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She's like, I'll take your passive aggression and I'll raise you 20 with a smile on my face because that's what I got here. This is aggressive aggression. Enjoy it. Yeah. Yeah, Daisy's like, Diana has this entitlement of like, why do I have to do this? Like, that's your job. And I also want to show her that I'm willing to do it. And what I ask people to do, I will do.
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So that being said, I'm fucking pissed.
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Yeah, that's actually true. And Daisy's like, she's like, well, I would have let you go for a nap tomorrow, but now I'm going to be getting very little sleep. I get the nap now.
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So I'm trying to take away my tent poles. But if you had a boss of yourself, you wouldn't be able to complain to your boss. The point is you complain behind the boss's back. Don't complain to the boss the moment they tell you something. That's where Diana goes wrong. And by the way, Daisy is being a martyr here, a total martyr, but in the service of passive aggression, which is always fun.
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Previously, Gary was drunk and Chase is on the boat. That's basically it. And there's a lady named Ronnie who, unlike our Ronnie, she is awful. And she got stung by a jellyfish, which shows that nature, there is karma in nature. And she should have been stung because she was terrible about her coffee. And she continues to be terrible this episode.
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But I guess that is what being a martyr is all about anyway. It's like the ultimate passive aggressive act.
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Yeah. So I guess maybe when you advertise that you're a martyr, that's when it becomes passive aggressive. So you just sort of do that.
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The whole religion started. so i mean so i hear i'm jewish it makes no sense to me so diana's like she's like um well even though i'm doing great job like doing the job it doesn't make it right they just make me feel like i'm doing this huge favor basically she just is like i reserve the right to complain so diana um now she's now she's pacing and she's being very dramatic like
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So then Glenn tells the guests... They basically said the attendant will be ready to take them to the island and everything. And now the pizza dough... They're checking on the pizza dough. Davide did a good job with the pizza dough. And then now the guests are getting ready to go out and everything. There's a lot of stuff going back and forth. So anyway, the guests finally...
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I guess finally go to go to the club and they go out there and they're out there all night. Like they're out there until like they come back at five or six in the morning. I didn't realize all this talk about waking up at five. I thought that meant for breakfast service. It was I didn't realize it was to receive the guests coming back from partying.
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So then... And by the way, during all this process, this is when the producers get to say, fuck you to the stews, because the producer starts pointing out how much sleep everyone has gotten. And everyone's like on three hours, like Daisy, three hours. Cloyce, four hours. Keith, zero hours. They're just like building a case against Danny and Diana. Yeah.
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Cloyce went above and beyond because on other boats, like the last season on below deck med, it's like pre-making some like cold sandwiches or like some sad, like flat breads. Like this was proper, got back from the club and I want to eat some carbs and go to sleep.
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Yeah. So Daisy's talking to Keith and she's like, I'll be back in a second. But think about what, think about tonight and what's not going to be. And he's like, I don't know. I'm just going to have fun. And anybody want to get on the fun team with me? We're going to go on a fun jam. It's like, that sounds fun. Real fun there, Keith.
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He's like, I love Gary. He just needs to know how to dial back the phone. And I think Daisy needs someone a bit more mature, you know? Uh-huh. And then we cut to a shot of Gary peeing in the bathroom. With the door open.
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Yeah. So, yeah, Gary is peeing and everything. Glenn, it's people are waking up because the guests are waking up at 10 a.m. And then we also even the guests get a chyron that says slept three hours. Literally everyone on this boat has not had more than five hours of sleep except for the two students who complained.
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So. So then Chase talks about how he, you know, he's like, I think there's more to Diana than meets the eye, you know, and I haven't been in a serious relationship for some time. I briefly dated, you know, Chef Nelisha, but she lives in Sydney and I live in Charleston. It just didn't work out. And I came into the season looking, not looking, I mean, looking for a boatman, but Diana's stunning.
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So I'm excited to see what happens. I need to work on my glutes. Well, whatever it is.
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Yes, it's in the drawer. Thank you so much. And like three seconds later, by the way, does anyone remember where the bathroom is on this boat? I just can't seem to find it. Chase, can you show me how to get to the bathroom?
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Guys, I'm really sorry, but there's this little round thing on the door and I don't know how to use it. Chase, can you show me how to use it? You mean the doorknob? Yeah, I keep pushing it. It's not working. Oh, you got to twist it. Can you just show me? Thank you so much.
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She's so awful. She really is. So, and of course, you know, Diana is just like scowling as Chase goes off with Danny to help slice fruit and stuff. So then now the guests leave. They give, you know, Ronnie gives her a little spiel. She gives the tip. Glenn does the thing. He honks the horn and everything. And then we have Diana and Chase, you know, talking.
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He like kind of like rests his head on her shoulder. He's like, I'm sleepy, you know. And, you know, for a moment I thought like, oh, this is kind of nice. Maybe he is starting to move over to Diana, which would make Danny so mad. I was really hoping for that.
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Could have been a better leg to sting. You know, when I sting a leg, I want it to feel like it's good. You know? It's like I want to do an A plus effort. It was just like an okay leg.
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There's no work involved.
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You know, like being friends with Gary. And Diana's like, sometimes. Like, oh, okay. Well, I'll pretend like I didn't hear that. Anyway, go clean up. So now it's time for the tip meeting time. And Glenn's like...
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Well, Emma still hasn't made it to shore because on the tender ride over, she's like, hold on. Can we just take a cigarette break real quickly? Hold on. Hold on one sec. She's just taking cigarette breaks and napping. Are you ready to go to shore yet? Not yet.
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Jeez. Yeah. Even this miserable primary still tipped more than Dr. Contessa, I'd like to point out. Dr. Contessa, I think, still has the lowest tip of the season. Yeah, of all time, I think. Ever.
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Yeah, there has been. There definitely have. Remember Charles, that guy Charles, and Erica, Rose. There have been some low tippers, for sure.
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And he's like, yeah, pretty much, because every time I drink, I think I offend people, and that's just not what I want to do. I'm a little angel boy, blah, blah. It's like, I think I am very different when I drink. I don't think alcohol is my friend. I do it as an escape, I guess, but maybe I do it just because everybody else is drinking, and I don't want to feel left out. I'm a damaged person.
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Okay? You know what? It's business. It's nothing personal. But sometimes you got to take a sting off the market if it's not ready yet. Okay? We know one of our listeners, my dear friend, Justin, he just got stung by a jellyfish yesterday. And he posted it on his story. And he was in Thailand. And he's just sitting on the beach. Justinian Wang? Yes. You know, Justinian Wang.
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Oh, I feel bad for Gary.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
No. Daisy's like, honestly, I'd be surprised if he makes it to dinner. What I'm trying to say is he's a full-blown alcoholic. Ooh, full-blown alcoholic like BK. So Gary, Gary is going to be trying this out. So now everyone gets ready to go out Davide. I don't know what was going on with that sleeveless shirt he was wearing, but he's getting more comfortable between that and his flat iron hair.
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I just don't know what to say. You know what? Bravo to personal style.
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Mosaic chic, huh? So then there's more flirting with Diana, Chase and Diana. And he's asking her about her tattoo. She has a tattoo on her arm of her and her grandpa. And he's like, you and your grandpa! And she's like... Yeah, basically she got it after he died, and it was nice. He's like, aw. And Diana's like, Chase is hot and nice, but I usually date people that end up treating me like shit.
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So, you know, my last boyfriend was a bit of narcissist, and when we broke up four years ago, I just put up huge walls so I could protect myself. I mean, admittedly, last boyfriend was Putin, but, you know, he is all about himself, and it's hard to date someone like that.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
But I'm still guarded. But Chase doesn't seem like a fuck boy. Just a guy who's really annoying with bad tattoos. And at this point, I'm ready to be treated like a human.
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No, I didn't. You know what? I'm lying. I didn't remember until he showed up. I didn't remember. Oh, yeah. He's got the bad tattoos.
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Yeah, either way. It's just I feel like pecs are such a sexy like part of a man. And like I just feel like putting like a big old stamp on it. I just feel like you're ruining it a little bit.
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So he, um, Oh, everyone buys book. Um, but he got stung by jellyfish and he's has a video of himself sitting there pouring stuff on it and it looks dreadful, but not gonna, not gonna lie. It's kind of a funny story.
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Yeah, even birds put their wings down a little bit. So be careful because those wings cannot stay extended the entire time.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
Well, Gary, since you're going to be a sober, I guess someone else can make a fool of themselves. Chloe, say something. Okay, Daisy, I do like your hair like this, and I bet you get a lot of people interested in a taste of Ireland for sure. Top of the morning.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
Taste of Ireland? That's not even a thing. Daisy's like, oh, no. So then we see Captain Glenn doing calisthenics. He's got those bands, those exercise bands.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
And Diana's like, yeah, probably. So Daisy's like, yes, chess vibes. So then Gary's like, oh, being sober around a whole bunch of drunk people is something I haven't experienced before. Everyone's sloppy. Everyone's throwing their words. I'm like, have you heard yourself on camera before? Haven't you ever watched this show? Yeah.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
So... It's like, Lil Wayne Newton, of course, right? So... Don't go shame, darling, don't go shame. Yeah. Gary is like, I'm going to go to bed, blah, blah. So he gets into bed and everyone's up at the, on the hot tub, drinking, having fun, partying, great times, et cetera. And then they tell, they're playing a game where they have to like, they get prompts to do something.
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So, um, it's like, it's like, you know what? It's like, not fair that you'd like, you literally have no brain. You do nothing. You have no reactions. You just literally float there. And yet you're also painful. Like, that's not fair. Like be painful, but also have a personality. Yeah, exactly. Of course. Yeah. It's like me do something for it. Like a shark.
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So Keith gets a prompt to give a pickup line to Daisy. So he goes up to Daisy, he goes, hey baby, are you Irish by chance? Because I want to churn your butter. I think people need to work on their Irish puns tonight. We're 0 for 2.
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Do you happen to have a Guinness? Because a lot to get up in your business.
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And I think I need to learn when to say no or how to stop myself from continuing down this road. It's abuse. And when I start, it doesn't stop. I scare the shit out of me, to be honest.
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I would say, actually, my hot take on it is that I actually think what he's feeling is genuine. But I don't think he's really at the place yet to really... do something about it. I think he's doing this thing where he's like, well, if I can, I can do this. I I'll be fine. I'll, I'll just, I hope so.
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And I, but, but I don't knowing Gary and like knowing how hard the road is, I feel like this is not like, Oh, this he's turned over a new leaf. Regrettably. I think this is him thinking that he has, but I think he's going to just slide back into old ways.
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I think it's all of the above. Yeah, it could be. I think it's what you're saying and what I'm saying all together, to be honest.
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Hey, Ronnie. Hey, Ronnie. Try not to get offended, okay? It's Gary's storyline.
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Let me cover face with foam so I don't have to look at these idiots. So, yeah, basically, then Chase and Danny go to the master bedroom, and they go in there, and Danny's like, can I tell you something bad? I've come in here once before. He goes, was someone else on the boat? She goes, no, not on the boat, but we didn't do anything. Mm-hmm. He goes, well, I appreciate you telling me that.
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Who was that, Gary? No, she went with the guy from the club. The child from the club.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
then diana's like no danny is obsessed with him i'm gonna call vladmir now she's oh stop she's like i'm not fucking dumb she says you know when you're on the boat and all of your life is these people and you only connect with someone basically like chase and now that person is connecting with someone else and now you're alone it's very frustrating it's like you don't belong anywhere
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
So that was the end of the episode. I did feel bad for Diana. That sucks. That sucks so much, but you know, she can do much better and she will do better. Once she gets off the boat, she will remember that she's like drop dead gorgeous. And yeah, that girl looks like Heather Graham.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
Yeah. And, like, no one's trying to get you. Like, you're just floating.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
You are, like, literally invisible. And then you get mad when we run into you. Like, get it together. Grow up.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
Yeah, you're putting zero effort into your existence in the ocean. And then you get mad when someone is actively kicking and trying to go somewhere. And then you're like, wait, no, stop. I'm floating here. No, you don't get to do that jellyfish.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
Suddenly it's like, hey, jellyfish, why'd you do that? Sorry, I can't answer. I don't have really a brain or a mouth or eyes, but you have enough of like a brain to sting people. It's like, well, sorry, that's just what I do.
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Every answer is not Keira Knightley. Why do you keep saying Keira Knightley? She was not a founding father. Why do you keep answering that?
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Okay, you got it right on one answer said, star of Bend It Like Beckham and later Pirates of the Caribbean. And you're like Keira Knightley. And now you think that's the answer to everything. It's like, you can't just keep floating through Jeopardy the way you float through the ocean. It doesn't work that way.
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Pythagorean theorem was going to be my next answer. Shut up, Jellyfish. It wasn't. Fuck off, Jellyfish. Like, I've had it with Jellyfish.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
And by the way, You literally are spineless. And by the way, to the Portuguese man of war, you're just a fucking jellyfish. Also, don't try to be all fancy with your Portuguese man of war.
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Cause he's, he's a man of war, you know, a little toxic masculinity there.
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Seriously. Okay. How about your geographic origins don't really matter because you're for war and we are not for war.
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That being said, Jellyfish, great aim on Ronnie. Great aim on Ronnie.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
but by the way that's what a funny turn of phrase that daisy says daisy basically comes in as like oh well you know about danny she pretty much slept with everyone including a child from the club sorry danny try not to get too offended try not like you i love to get try not to get too offended i'm sorry you want to date danny you're gonna need an app to rent her for a bit it's just like the town bikes you just put her back one just leave it in the street someone will eventually
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We'll stop acting like a toilet. So then we go to a flashback of Daisy. Basically, Daisy calling out Danny for stringing Keith along. And then Daisy begging Danny to work while she's flirting with Gary. By the way, Daisy going up to Danny while she's flirting with Gary and said... Donnie, we really need your help right now. That is not finding a way to show you.
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That's your boss saying, get to work.
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If you've got time to schmooze, you've got polish to lose. As in, lose that polish out of the container and put it on the silverware. I got it.
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I honestly was proud of these women. They really turned up. You know what? They came back late, but we'll get to that. Also, as soon as Glenn says these guys requested midnight snacks, of course, that is like a red flag. Anyone who watches Below Deck knows the moment that midnight snacks are called out is the moment that midnight snacks will not be prepared. So I was actually shocked later on.
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And then Gary, she, you know, Diana has her trademark sparkling personality. I'd be like, thank you so much. So then Daisy sees Gara and she's like, Gara, obviously the primary had a shock of a birthday. Maybe you could do something stupid to make them laugh, like kind of clown sketch or something. Just sort of stand in front of them and they'll just laugh at you.
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And honestly, there's so much to watch on Max. From True Detective, The Last of Us, Succession, there's really so much that I would want to watch while I have my DoorDash deliver me stuff.
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all right that could probably work at all so then gary basically tells keith that they're going to be doing some sort of skit and keith is like keith is like what about like a jellyfish reenactment or something uh like a comedy skit and this segues into some very um uninteresting but notable backstory for keith how dare you call this uninteresting this is an amazing backstory
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No, it's good, but it's like, because it's Keith, it's like inherently bland, you know? Yeah. But it's like the most exciting his backstory can be. But it's still ultimately a Keith backstory.
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Yeah. Um, well, I'm, I'm happy. He seems really cute. Hopefully he's a nice guy. And, um, I just love how curious luggage, uh, Yeah, I just love how the crabs in a bucket that is the Vanderpump Rules cast are just like clawing. You know, everything's just like falling apart. It's just like, she's like Angela Bassett throwing the keys back to her exploding car.
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That's major.
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And I just couldn't be happier for her.
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Oh my God. That's crazy.
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Wow. I can't believe it. I mean, he's such a catch. You know, sexy, so much personality. It's a real loss. Real loss for Whitney.
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Um, if this is true, um, you know, I am obviously famously, I'm not as cynical as you. You're, I'm the one who believes in the things and you're the one who says, Ben, they're doing it for TV. But actually in this case, I would believe it.
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I would a hundred percent believe that Whitney and Justin are doing it for TV because everyone's talking that like Whitney was kind of like on the sidelines this season of SLC. And this has been such a, an amazing season and everyone's been talking about it. So to be on the sidelines for like the amazing season, um,
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sort of suggests that you're like a little expendable to which whoever would say Whitney Rose is expendable I would say shame on you Whitney Rose is a valuable member of the pack but that being said I can see why she might feel desperate to do something like feign a divorce in order to secure the snowflake for one more season
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She's like, go tell them what I said. She's like, mama's ready to leave that motherfucker. They're like, Bobby, why are you cursing? Sorry, I had a couple sodas on the way over here. Little Mountain Dew on the braid. Mom's doing it for the camera time. You don't know it.
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She did a classic Utah Mountain Dew with coffee mate and cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes.
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Here is my storyline for next year, guys. I'm going to dump Justin.
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And she already has shown this season that she has a relationship with gossip bloggers and podcasters. I mean, that was her whole thing is that she contacted Adam from Up and Adam to be like, hey, I normally talk with you about things. So who was talking to you about things? So like I mean, they all do. Let's not act like Whitney is the only one. But for sure, she leaked it if this was true.
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yeah uh so anything you want to talk about today sir what do i want to talk about well there's a funny thing this is sort of this is a real minor thing but i just want to get out of the way you know we were talking today about uh potomac and we're talking about this guy that ashley is dating on the show and um beavis is it beavis or butthead who am i calling am i calling him the right he looks like one of those beavis or butthead but i don't know the difference between them
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I mean, because they both are kind of pompadour-y, but I don't know. It's time for a commercial.
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So someone wrote to us. The old queen of the bar wrote to us. And this is, by the way, such low-level gossip, but I still am amused by it. And the old queen wanted to weigh in about Ashley Darby's date, Josh. And the old queen said, guys, I'm dead. No. No. This is allegedly, according to someone, according to an old queen in a bar who decided to write us a message.
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We don't know if it's true, but the fact that he chugs chocolate milk before making out, an interesting choice. Yeah.
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So that was just some really stupid things. Another piece of gossip that you may have heard about recently is that Melissa Gorga is selling sprinkle cookies and they are quite expensive. I think it's like $35 or something, and you get six. The price point is not amazing. Whoa, $35 for six? Let me double check that before I slander. Slander!
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Actually, I don't have the price point here, but I was told that you don't get a lot. Melissa Gorga cookies.
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Yeah. Sprinkle by MG. Um, so I'm on her, I'm on her page right now. It's a lot of images of her being showered with sprinkles, et cetera. Okay. Yes. So I'm looking, you can get a baby blue sprinkle cookie count, 12 cookies for 29 99, which is much better. Yeah. It's better. Yeah. Everything's about $30, but it's a dozen for $30. I think that's a little expensive personally.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Um, not as bad as like $35. The question is this. I mean, I already know the answer. Would you get sprinkle cookies from Melissa Gorga?
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Yeah. It makes me feel like she was, it kind of makes me feel like she was told she's not coming back next season because like, this is the thing you would do. Like, like if like, okay, I lost my TV job. How could I capitalize on my fleeting fame? Sprinkle cookies.
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Now people in the comments are saying Bethany, Danny Pellegrino.
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Not bad. It's not bad. Not bad. It's not bad. Not bad. It's not bad. Tastes good. Not bad. Not bad.
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Oh, my God.
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You know what? It's business. It's business. You got to be able to take it. You got to take it off the market. You got to take it off the market. Like, you can't. You can't do this. This is no good. Uh-uh. It's not even a cheetah brand. This is just toxic. Take it off the market. It's just what business. It's what you do in business. You got a bad product. You take it off the market.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
It's a factory recall. Tell everyone, send back in your Harry's Spanish sauce. Uh-uh. Uh-uh, can't be in the market.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
And why do you have to do this whole theatrical thing where you do, someone sends you this pasta sauce to try. So you do this whole theatrical thing where you do like, you test a blindfold next to Rouse. That's like, why are you doing it to this brand? Taste it first. Okay, if you want to do like a live test on the air, you can be like, ooh, no, you know what?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Not for me, unfortunately, it's a little bit of a miss. But like, why are you also actively being like, not only is it a miss, but this one's so much better. Like, fuck you, Lisa Rinna. I was like, it was just so obnoxious. It was mean. And you can't tell me that she didn't know which one was which. I believe she knew. She's like, okay, all right. Whoever you are, assistant number one.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Okay, what's the matter? Okay, you're going to give me Rouse first and then Lisa Rinna second. Okay? All right. I'm going to pretend like I don't know.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Well, you know, the second part of this pasta sauce thing, right? You know, no. So she does, especially does this whole thing of like, oh my God, it's disgusting. I'm going to die. I would rather hang out with Chelsea Allen again. Yeah.
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I didn't know this. Go ahead. That's amazing. I'm going to say yes. Look it up. Look it up. It's really funny. So she does this thing. It's like all over the internet. And so Amelia Gray, the daughter, one of the Hamlin daughters, she writes a comment and is like, wait, you got to cook it. It's like you don't just eat it out of the jar. You're supposed to cook it.
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Well, either way, Bethany then cooked it, and then she's like, honestly, it's worse. It tastes worse now. It tastes like not great red wine. I'm truly sorry. It's worse.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
You just call the restaurant. You can hear exactly on their service. I believe it's actually somewhere between Rao's and Rao's. It's like Rao. Rao's.
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He looked confused. He looked scared. That big cascading hair where the light comes through it because it's sort of like wispy. You know, it sort of looks like a lampshade. And you know, he was looking, you know, he like wanted to come to the table and talk about his acting. He's at that stage in his life where he just talks about like, stories about how we got into acting.
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I loved her so much. Like, Al, why are you sitting at my table telling us about this lady? We don't need to hear it.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
If ever I need a good piece of fish, a good piece of meat, I am going to Whole Foods. It is without question the best place for me to find those sort of things.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I never trust when actors have academic pursuits, with the exception being Geena Davis. I allow for her academic pursuit, but other people's academic pursuits, mm-mm, mm-mm. And that goes for singers, too. Like, Alanis Morissette becoming a therapist, I still don't really believe that. Like, I don't understand how that happens, and I don't understand who her clients are, and how you can be like...
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Okay. She's from Georgia. She does not give a fuck. She ain't scared.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Getting into the ring with the big dogs, huh? Okay, relax, Bethany. She's not scared. She's not scared. God, she has such an inflated sense of worth. But either way, hilarious.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Amy in the chat says that she was obsessed with the magnet closure. I guess the box has a magnet on it. Oh my God. Magnets. Oh my God.
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And then she's like, all right, look here.
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Okay. Someone deport her. Okay. We don't need Albanians around here. So yeah, Bethany, Bethany's TikToks are, they're so unhinged. And yet like, like, I'm unable to stop watching. I'm glad that she's sort of, she's let go of the reality reckoning because this is just much more of an entertaining version for me. Like this, I just want Bethany, I just want my mess back. Like stop crusading.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I don't need you to be on a crusade. I just need you to try people's food and just be ridiculous about it and terrorize your assistants.
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Thank you. I decided to spend the past few weeks investing in lights, cameras, and action. And I'm really happy about it.
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Okay, there's a reasonable expectation, I'm sorry, reasonable explanation about why there are drones above New Jersey. This is merely the delivery vehicle for Melissa Gorga's sprinkle cookies, okay? Those things do not get to your doorstep on their own.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
So they employ drones, they come into Franklin Lakes, pick up the cookies, and then head off into the world to deliver sugary greatness from Melissa Gorga.
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It's a mushroom. I hate mushrooms. I'm allergic to mushrooms.
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The first thing I want is that the first thing I want is Bethany as a whistleblower, because then that means that Bethany may be brought in front of Congress. And they're like, so who told you about the nukes? Like, okay, you know what? Honestly, honestly, you have to really get with it. Okay. It's called TikTok. I'm on there all the time. People comment to me. I don't know who's who.
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Like, I don't know. I don't give a fuck. It's like this person and that person, whatever. I've got like someone from Albany is trying to infiltrate my place. I got to deport them next day. You know, it's a lot to take on. People message me all the time. You want me to know who it is? How about this? How about you find out who wrote you a letter most recently? Okay. I've had enough.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
So that was quite the admission. Guys, I realized that the secret to better streaming is jigglers. It's the way to go.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Lisa Rinna's really been MIA. Or maybe she seems MIA to me because I'm still blocked by her. Lisa Rinna. Can you unblock me already? Like we don't have a beef. I don't know why I'm, I don't know why I'm blocked by Lisa Rinna. Okay. I like Lisa Rinna. I mean, I thought she was sort of spiraled out of control her final season, but I really greatly enjoy Lisa Rinna.
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take down that wall let me back into your life i'm sweet ben mandelker i'm the guy who enjoys the you gave me a croissant once come on now i'm the bitch here ben didn't do anything i don't think it was back into your life you can hate me all you want to i love it i thrive on that shit
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I think, though, the thing is with Lisa, I think that she actually blocked a lot of content, Bravo content creators, because her last season, she got so much hate. She really did. She blocked everybody. Yeah.
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For the next chapter of my life, I want to walk around looking like Karl Lagerfeld. So, you know, she's doing it. Good for her. I look forward to being unblocked by her sometime in the future. And if not, that's okay too. There's plenty of other really interesting people to look at.
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Speaking of Beverly Hills, one story that has been really odd that has been sort of happening over the past week has been the story of Brandy Glanville and whatever is happening with her face. And in this case, Brandy posted a photo last week And her face looked kind of like it looked like there was lumpy and sagging and strange.
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You know what? Sex positivity. By the way, Sweet C in the comments said, I am homesick and so in need of this. So feel better, Sweet C. I'm sorry to hear that.
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And she said that her doctor thinks it might be a parasite jumping around. So then TMZ found Terry Dubrow. Terry Dubrow comes like walking out of like a restaurant acting like he totally did not call the paparazzi. And he has like an entire spiel prepared, which is so funny. I was surprised that he didn't have Heather in front of him doing their like Disneyland pose like, oh, oh, hello, TMZ.
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Oh, hi, didn't see you there. Well, do you have any questions you'd like to ask perhaps related to a medical situation with Brandy Glanville? Because I have some ideas. So he does this whole spiel that's so made for TV. It's like not even like, it's just so blatant. Like it looks like he's doing an infomercial. However, it was kind of interesting. Did you watch what he said? No, no.
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Well, I tuned in. This is what I tuned in for.
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I can't. Well, I'm sort of interested in this Brandy Glanville face thing. So he says he doesn't think it's a parasite, but he does think that there might be a microorganism inside. that may have come from like a leaky, a leaky something, another implant or filler or something, or maybe some other, but he thinks there's a, there is a foreign body in there and that like, it could be a fungus too.
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And that like, that like she needs to start like get like attacking it with medicine. Cause it could take three to six months. And the longer that she waits, the more damage it can do. And then he's like, huh? come see me. If your doctor can't do it, come see me.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
At the end of the day, Terry Dubrow is a doctor.
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Sorry. I was under the impression that she was going to the doctor and getting medical care, but Terry Dubrow is kind of like, your doctor sucks. Come see me instead. So there's talk about like, oh, it's laying eggs. Who knows? Just blast that face with something. How about she goes to a sauna? Kill it with heat. I don't know. Like, apply a warm compress.
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Aren't there some medieval things they could do? I mean, it's horrifying.
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Like, I feel like at first I was laughing, but now, now I've actually conceded that it's very scary.
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Her clickbait is getting so annoying. You put like, it'll be like someone fired from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Click to find more. I'm like, okay, Brandy, I'm not doing this anymore.
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And she had, she was on such an upswing. She was great on season one of the traders. And then she was also good on, um, she's good on the first girl's trip. And then she was on something else. It seemed like Brandy was like finally like getting her way back in. And then Caroline Manzo, it all, it all spiraled from there. She's been on, she's been just go, she started going nuts on NBC.
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And then she got this thing. And then I don't know if it did happen in Morocco. I thought she said also she went out to dinner with Phaedra or something. It was like a fateful night, whatever it is. You never know what the story is with her.
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It literally like the baby came out with a pizza beach t-shirt on. I was like, how did that happen?
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The baby came out going, I got the taco contract. I got the taco contract.
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The baby's first word is Julan. Classic Lindsay. I'm so happy for her. I'm happy that she has her baby. I know that was really important for her. But that being said, I'll be even happier when she gets a babysitter so she can go back to Summer House and still do what she needs to do because we need her always on that show.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I have a small tidbit. That's not Lindsay, but congrats, Lindsay. Congrats. So as we may have heard over the past few months, Padma Lakshmi has been trying to get into comedy. She's been doing comedy shows called Padma Does Comedy, which is still such a funny concept. And there was that one clip, I wish it was saved. It was like on a story where she's like, My teenage daughter, she's so funny.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
The other day she said, mom, why did you say that? And I said, because I learned it from influential New York Times book review reporter, Michiko Kakutani. You silly, silly young girl from Gen Z. Anyway, no one's laughing. Anyway, so she's trying to do comedy.
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Yeah. Padma puts on a comedy show or something like that. Gail Simmons, it was reported on Deadline that Gail Simmons is producing a comedy series. She's producing a comedy series at NBC starring Julie Bowen. It's called Taste. And I just love that Gail and Padma are both trying to flex in the world of comedy right now. This is the Thunderdome I've been waiting for between these two. I love it.
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And Gail wins this one already. I think Gail is already going to win this, don't you think? I think so. Well, Gail will definitely get paid more money for it, I think. I mean, well, Gail's also smart because she's just merely producing. Padma's actually trying to be funny. Padma's like, she's arranging these comedy shows where she brings together comedians. So I'm sure the shows are good.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
But like Padma doing comedy, like... The other day, I was watching a poor person trying to cross the street, so I aimed my car at them. Unfortunately, I missed. Anyway, that was a joke. I hit them.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Is that a good one? She's such a teenager, like me.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Small things. Jen Shah's sentence has been reduced a little bit. Again, I told you. She's going to be out in a week. Yeah. She's having good behavior. She's leading exercise classes. She's apparently like a gem in prison. Also, Bronwyn Windenberg got married to her girlfriend for those who are pining for their Bronwyn gossip.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
And then, oh, I have an announcement, which I'll probably have to make again on the on the main show. Thank you to everyone who has informed me that the passport holders that Bronwyn gave to the women on Salt Lake City were actually worth $600, not like $15. They apparently are not tchotchkes, but I will still stand by the fact that they look like tchotchkes. It doesn't matter if it's $600 or $15.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
It looks like a tchotchke.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Really?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
My DMs are lighting up. And I'm also like, why are people so in tune with passport holders? Like, why are people like, oh, well, that's a... That's Lizzie Svetsky or whatever. That was the Roni woman, wasn't it?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Judith Lieber. Everyone's all up on their Judith Lieber passport holders. Why is everyone up on their Judith Lieber? Why is everyone so connected? I'm turning to Bethany. What's going on? Why does everyone know what this passport holder is? Are you guys subscribed to passport holder quarterly? What's going on? What's happening?
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No, I wasn't. So I don't know what's going on. I'll play around though.
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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp.
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She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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Have a heck of a time with Rebecca.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Nobody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Give him hell, Miss Noelle. Ring that bell for Rochelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
anyway bad stuff bad stuff happening over there what have you got terrible terrible no all the same stuff uh terrible i think what's kind of so sad about this is that we've watched this trajectory for so many years we predicted this would happen unfortunately and the thing that's always so so heartbreaking with james i'm not gonna say heartbreaking in a way like let's like empathy no empathy in this situation
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
But what's heartbreaking for us to see is we've seen this person who has struggled with his emotions and trying to get it together and struggled with his drinking and substance abuse and struggled with his rage. We've always, unfortunately, suspected and dreaded that this day would come if it hadn't already happened, to be honest.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
And I think, though, there was a part of us that like for all of James's faults, we I think we kind of rooted for him and we sort of rooted that he would like write the ship and he still can write the ship. But like for right now, like this is terrible.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
And it's like, you know what, sir, you've had you had a lot of lifelines, a lot of people in your corner helping you out more than most people ever did. And you got to like a big pinnacle. He got a big pinnacle in his career, getting to play Coachella and everything, which we always joke about that. But he did get to do that. And you know what? Like, shame on him.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Shame on him for just not being able to take advantage of all the opportunities that he was given to help himself, I say.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Yeah, in some ways, I'm kind of glad there's not a season of Vanderpump Rules for him to do his redemption tour on because I'm just like, I've got better things to do, okay? Like, you want a redemption tour, like, start it with yourself and your family, but, like, don't come trotting around about how you're a changed person. Like, I'm an El Bonalisa. I tried so hard.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I'm going to cry right now because I keep it. It's like, you know what? We've had enough of it. We've had it for like eight years. You had your chances. You had so many chances and we gave you as an audience, many, many chances. Okay. We, we laughed at all your little jokes and everything, but you know what? You fucked it up.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
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You fucked it up and you got to get yourself under control because you know what? You're an adult. Grow up, okay? Get your drinking under control. Get your emotions under control. Get therapy. You've got the money to do it. I don't want to hear it anymore. I don't want to see another fucking headline about this shit. Go take care of it and we'll see you never.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I think it was yesterday.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Listen, anyone who is willing to romantically link themselves with Tom Sandoval loses the right to put up an Instagram story at any moment that says, I feel like a fool. This could not be a more obvious thing to cut. Like it's like this is the most obvious outcome.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Did you not realize that all of pop culture in 2023 was dominated by this imbecile for cheating on his girlfriend with her best friend? What do you not realize? I don't even care if what she's saying is just an attempt to be the next Ariana. You lose the right to say you feel like a complete fool. Whatever Tom Sandoval does to this woman, it's not going to ever be justified.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
And Percival Everett's brilliantly subversive James.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
It doesn't matter how much of an idiot someone is. They do not deserve to be cheated on or anything like that. However, you do not get to have our sympathy for dating Tom Sandoval. The evidence was all there. It's like driving. You drive into a wall and then say, I feel like a fool. I drove into a wall. Well, yeah, there was a wall there. Don't drive into it.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I actually am really excited to hear George Orwell's 1984 again because last time I read that was back in, I don't know, middle school or something like that. And the world has changed so much with technology and everything like that. I feel like now is the perfect time to revisit and listen to it on Audible.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I'm on the reality TV story that says Tom Sandoval says Victoria Lee Robinson made a big mistake. Is that what you're talking about?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Oh, here it is. Her follow-up post on Instagram. Okay. Did you find it? Because I'm opening it up right now. What's it say? Yeah, you open it. I would like to sincerely apologize for my previous post. I had a true misjudgment in this situation. If she was talking about her entire relationship with Tom Sandoval, yes, you did have a misjudgment. Tom did not do anything.
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From my own personal trauma and experiences hearing false accusations about him all the time clouded my judgment and got the best of me. So once again, I'd like to blame Ariana and the Ariana fans for clouding my judgment. Please respect him and know he's actually been the most supportive partner. The internet can be harsh sometimes, and I'm learning how to block out the noise.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Good for you, Victoria. You are the noise.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
You brought it out too much.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I was like, you go. Yeah, the continued ascent of Ariana actually is now... It's now gone to a place where I'm just like... I'm actually astounded. Because the window is closed. The 15 minutes should be over. And she just... She's like...
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You know what kept me up last night is the fact that there's an office next to our place, and its alarm recently has been going off, usually in the middle of the night or at like 6 a.m., and it'll go...
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for four minutes straight so that's what kept me up so in this case yes age has something to do with it but also a fucking alarm from a building someone fix that thing i'm going nuts can you call the cops on an alarm is that can i carry it out on that alarm well it's especially comforting when the whole city's on fire you fucks yeah like we may not have alarms going off on my head you know it's difficult enough
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I'm going to look that up. I'm going to look that up. If I can Karen out on someone else's. Yes, you can.
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God, I feel bad for Dani getting punished by having to do her job description. So Dani is like, whatever.
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Whatever, Pete is kind of hot. To be honest, it's easier because she doesn't talk to me the whole day and it's actually kind of good. So she's kind of shooting herself in the foot. why she's shooting herself in the foot because she's getting better performance out of you by just like forcing you to do work. And then she can focus on people who are not nattering brats.
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#2687 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E14: Getting Anal About The Rules
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Are you leading a revolution down there? Why is this Daisy shooting herself in the foot? What is coming back to bite her about this step of having you make the beds? Is she trying to imply that maybe Daisy's gonna be stuck with shitty tablescapes or something? I don't understand what Danny is talking about here.
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So then meanwhile, upstairs at dinner, Mark, Mr. Anal is like, so what's on the agenda for tomorrow? Let me guess, anal. Okay, oh my God. Look at the way Ellery is handling her dinner roll, disgusting. Who brought her? Oh, sorry, it was you. It was you, detox. Well, tell your sister she's basic and she doesn't enjoy anal.
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Great day in the morning. So Danny's like, Chase is super fun and super positive. He's an open book. And that's the shit that I love.
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Um, so now the guests go to bed and then the crew wakes up the next day for charter and, um, Gary's like, well, they seem to be having a fucking blast. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, yes, Gary. This is the fucking charter I needed in my life.
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Honestly, it's just really convenient that Wayfair has everything our home needs. I mean, because I'm going to get a coffee table, I might get a lamp, and it's just all there on the website.
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So people are waking up and everything. And Daisy is telling Keith to do like a catwalk and introduce himself. And Keith is like, I can slot drop. She's like, okay, all right. Well, I'm sure you can't. But that's cute of you to say that. He's like, no, I really can. I was in plays in high school.
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So dinner is set for 7.30 and now Chase is helping Gary with the tender. Chase, who did not take his break and might possibly be fatigued and may make a mistake now as a result. So Gary's like, hey, throw me that line, bro. Why are you in the reverse? Don't do it in reverse, bro.
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He's like, oh, bro.
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I'm like, yeah, he's the boss. That's why. Right when he said that.
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It drops it. Oh, by the way, I dropped the shackle.
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That's right. Come for the blow deck recap. Stay for this shackle shaming. So, but then Chase does, again, that's another self-serving defense of like, and this whole episode is about it because Gary will big time do the exact same thing later in the episode, which is no one wants to accept that they have been a bad employee. So Chase is like, Yeah, I dropped a shackle in the water.
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I make mistakes. I'm human. And he's trying to make me feel bad, even though Gary knows I didn't mean to do it. Gary just loves tearing me down. No, the point is you don't get a pass because it's like you feel bad about it. And of course, he knows it's a mistake. He doesn't think you intentionally meant to throw the shackle down to Davy Jones's locker.
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The point is that he was trying to tell you to be extra intentional about it. And you were cavalier about it on top of the fact that you didn't take your break last night. And now you might be a little sleepy, which is why you probably dropped the shackle to the bottom of the ocean.
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No, I couldn't. Honestly, I could not sit there and listen to what these two had to say about anything.
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yeah and also like daisy is like she's the star of the show first and foremost she ranks she's also your boss and she gets to take the she gets to go on the fun she gets to do the rewards that's that's what she gets and well that's all also the drag queens want to hang out with daisy not with diana and dodo bird over there They definitely don't want to hang out with Dani.
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You know, Dani is the type that goes, guys just love me. I'm just like, they just think I'm so hilarious. And she'll put on like little sparkles under her eyes and think she's like fabulous. And then she'll be like, I just love Dani Minogue. And it's like, okay, great. Congratulations.
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yeah I think I think Daisy has every right to take this this opportunity and I'm glad she does and those girls can just like suck it okay because they are still getting eight hours of like an eight hour break which is a long time on a charter so um uh Glenn's like well will they be able to stick to their normal hours of rest because I remember when I was younger I couldn't stick to my normal hours of rest and they show the afro picture again
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Yep. Yep. And you told Daisy that she's not inspiring you. So as long as she's not, as long as she's not inspiring you, she's not going to try to inspire you. So congratulations. Welcome to the dungeon. So now, um, and Danny's just like fantasizing about how fun it would be if they all went to the club.
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What are you? Yeah, you can't tell your boss, you know, I really don't think you're just like, really not inspiring me. And like, honestly, there's like no direction. And if we didn't have the direction, we like, like, you don't give the direction and we have to do everything ourselves. And then you expect her to say, Oh, okay, you know what I would love as a reward is for you to go to the club.
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And in fact, Danny probably thought that. Danny probably thought, you know, Daisy realized that she was being a bad supervisor to us. So as like compensation, she should have sent us to the club to like make things right. That's probably what Danny thought.
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It gets a new shackle. Squeaky wheel has to clean the grease on this show. Yeah.
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What I'm learning is, as I get older, I think I'm better at knowing what I want in a partner. You know, there's Gary, who's like a fucking yo-yo. And I pick up on that. And then I become hysterical and then reactive. Have you ever seen two yo-yos get tangled up in their strings? It's really disgusting. It's fucking disgusting. And then you got Keith. What's the opposite of a yo-yo?
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He's like ground. He's just flat ground. And I like that. It's safe and secure. And your yo-yo can just land on it and just stop yo-yoing. That's nice.
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Yeah, that's funny. He does do that. I didn't notice it, but when you say it, I totally see it. Yeah, you know, sometimes you go into McDonald's and you want to order a Gary, you know, a nice Big Mac combo meal, fries, the lettuce and the secret sauce spilling off the buns, delicious. Or sometimes you just get a sad salad, and that's Keith. A McDonald's salad.
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello Ben. How are you? Uh... Just fabulous. It's another below deck sailing yacht day. So we're going to be recapping that, which is a pretty good episode.
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It's supposed to be good. It's supposed to be good for you.
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Wasn't it like nothing tastes as good as skinny feels? Is that what it was?
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Yes. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Yeah. Yeah. Cake moss.
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That's a nice reinvention.
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Cake Moss. So Daisy is like, girls, I want to speak to you about this evening. So I know they've invited us to the club, but neither of you are going to go. And I'll explain why. You're both two immature brats. And if I bring one of you, the other one's going to complain. I don't want to hear it anymore. Also, you haven't been cleaning and Danny's annoying.
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So both of you are going to get nine hours of rest tonight. And that way you two will be well rested. And it's just the way it's kind of worked out. And I'm going to go to the club. And Dan was like, well, it's up to you. Fine.
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Last time I checked, you were going to the ball, or at least you had your mouth around one in the guest room. So you've been getting your privileges, ma'am. You've had enough balls. OK, as far as I can tell, Cinderella did not apply for the job of sweeping up ashes and then complain that she didn't like her job and want to go to the ball.
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OK, Cinderella was in a shitty situation with a shitty stepmother who came in and fucked up her life. You actually applied to be Cinderella. You actually filled out an application and went through a process and said, I want to be Cinderella. I would like to clean up after people, please. And then you got you got here and now you're wondering where your chariot is. There is no chariot.
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You did this to yourself.
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There's no way that those drag Queens want to hang out with Diana. Sorry. Like you're just not fun. You seem like Ronnie said, you're, you've seen like a very, very nice person. You're beautiful, but you're too much of an introvert for these drag Queens. That's just the way it is.
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So then the guys start getting into their drag, which we've seen this a million times, like neon wigs, bad makeup, strange outfits. I feel like they do this every single season on Below Deck Sailing, right?
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I think so, because I could swear we've seen these neon wigs before, especially on Gary. But this time Glenn wears one, which is kind of funny. And he wears it like for a good amount of the episode. So they're just like joking about it and everything. And Keith is like, this is very nerve wracking. I am so far out of my comfort zone right now.
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But at the end of the day, that's what life is all about. Out of your comfort zone, you're just wearing a wig. You're wearing a wig and like, you know, I guess it's the outfit or whatever. But like, it's not like you've been commissioned to do brain surgery. You're still doing the same stuff you do every day.
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Okay. Why? He's like, here comes Princess Queef. Why? Why? I agree, why? But this is, you know, it's drag humor, you know? So Keith comes out, Princess Queef comes out and does a dance.
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And then... And then Davide is next, and it's Davideva. Davideva?
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Oh. And then Davideva is doing, like, a hula hoop dance, and they're like, oh, yes, come on. Elric could never.
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I just really like Gorgonzola. What about cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake.
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Well, like seductive dance bullshit. I don't know. Wow.
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Well, I feel like on this show, if they're going to do a fake wiener, they would literally put in an object. And so this looked veiny. It looked like a real erectile function, not dysfunction. It was a rectile function happening. Yeah, it was a lot of functions. It was like the junior league.
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Yeah. It was like, you could literally put a cocktail on that thing. Just like, it was like a shelf. Yeah. Cause it was like off to the side, you know? Yeah.
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Danny. Where was the shackle? So then Chase does the whole thing. I mean, Chase looks terrible in drag cause he's barely in drag and he has all those, he has actually has really bad tattoos. So it just looks. He does. God bless his heart.
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Keith looked like what's her face used to love to twerk on blow deck med. Oh, Courtney.
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yeah and then uh there is i have to say the lobster crepe with truffle and whatever that cream sauce it looked delicious and i wanted that um but i was also like this is kind of heavy food before going to the club but i guess also for someone who just keeps screaming anal anal over and over again
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So then a guest, probably Ellery, is like, who's coming with us tonight? Well, I'm going to go. Gary is going to go. Chase is going to go. And Keith is going to come along. They've been really good sports all season. Unlike my little brat girls. Hope you didn't hear this up down there in the bathroom that you're cleaning, girls.
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#2687 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E14: Getting Anal About The Rules
I missed the second fish. Oh yeah, the Branzino. Yeah. Why are you doing that? With more mushrooms? I would have zero complaints. That to me sounds like an ideal lineup. Fish and mushroom followed by fish and mushroom. Yes. I love mushrooms. I love fish.
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And so it's going to be a crazy three weeks for us. Cannot wait to dive into it. Again, go to WatchWhatCrapHands.com to get tickets for all of those. And many other cities, we're just not boring you with the entire list. These are the pressing dates in our lives. Also, Patreon, patreon.com slash WatchWhatCrapHands. We are doing Traders recaps over there.
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I, um, you know, Yotam Otolenghi, the, uh, famous cookbook writer. I made something, one of his dishes that called for making a mushroom ketchup. And can I tell you something? It was divine. I think mushroom ketchup should be a thing. I think we need to.
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Yes, I don't even remember.
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Um, it's, it's a little bit like, it's like a, it's almost the color of my, it's like more, it's sort of the color of the hoodie I'm wearing. Um, like, but more like a tan. It looks just like a tan. It was delicious. It was like all the fun of ketchup with just a smack of mushroom to it.
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Or just mushroom ketchup. Yeah.
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Now, with more mushrooms. Here at Ketchup, we've decided to change things up. So now, when you get ketchup, it's going to come with 100% more mushroom in it. Because that's just what's good for you.
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I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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We did episode three that came out yesterday. So go check that out. It's a lot of a lot of division online, a lot of division. Different fan groups are quarreling with each other about different things. It's kind of funny. So if you're not watching the traders, get with it. It's so good. I think that's basically it. And of course, crap is on demand. You can watch us. Hi.
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I need to use that thing and not just for smelling. You know, I also love that when he's like, I have a few tricks up my sleeve. He's sitting there doing this. He like has like a ball or something that he puts into his hand. And then he's doing this for five minutes, getting it tied. He's like, it's gonna disappear. Just hold on. Keep the camera rolling. Just a little bit longer.
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And it's still there. Oh, whoops. No more ball.
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I'm going to eat cake. I want cake. Okay, crap is on demand thing. Oh my goodness, everyone, I've got a white circle in my hand.
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I wasn't even watching, Ronnie.
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I can get a cake. Wait, you want to see a magic trick? Okay, watch this one. Okay, it's a circle. It's a circle. Okay. Sometimes in life, there's more than what it seems. I just made it double in size.
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Oh, made it double in size, but look, I can make it disappear. Close my hands and disappear. Sorry. Saw that one, but the other one was pretty good. The other one was pretty good. Wait a second, wait a second. Look, it's two circles or is it just one? Wow, I'm a sleight of hand. I'm annoying everyone who's only listening to the audio.
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They're like, what the fuck is Ben doing right now on his camera?
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David Copperfield, watch out.
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David Blaine. Or as I like to call him, David Blame. Because he's mad he didn't get to go to the club also. Which doesn't make any sense.
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There's only so many magicians. There's only so many magicians. It's like David Blaine, David Copperfield, and Chris Angel. And then after that, like, good luck. You're not famous enough.
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I think he meant mushroom ketchup.
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What's going on with you, Ronnie?
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So Daisy's like, well, this is late and it'll... I'm sorry, one of the drag queens, I think it's detox, it's taking long to get ready. And so as a result, I think what this means is that the stews can't start cleaning the rooms because they're still waiting, which means they're going to be up a little bit later. So Daisy says, well, this is late and it'll be too much to do.
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So Diana, I'm sorry, just stay up and I'll work out the hours. And Diana's like, fine, but it's always me. And she's like, well, hopefully the cabins won't be too bad. She goes, oh, they are. Putin will get you.
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Yeah. So Glenn's like, okay, days, you know the drill.
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So Danny, Lola, Lola, Lola's gonna show back up at the boat in a little Corvette.
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Oh, a hundred percent.
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It's that. It's that. It's the only eight hours. And you're getting nine hours. Oh, my goodness. So now they're all going to head out. The blessed few get to go out to the club. And Daisy's like, thanks again, Detox, for bringing us all out with your fabulous friends and inviting us out. So they so, you know, of course, they start drinking pretty quickly and pretty hard.
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So Gary and Daisy are on their second drink like right away. Now, here's what I don't understand. Like, here's how I would approach the situation. I know it's tempting, but like, why don't you guys just drink your drink slower in this situation, given that you're on the clock?
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Like, why don't you just like if you're because, you know, the guests are going to pressure you to drink more and more and more. So if you just drink very slowly, that should help. Right. Am I just being totally naive? I guess when the shots come around, there's no or you could, by the way, just be a professional and say, I can't because I'm still working.
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She's not acting like an idiot. She gets into uniform. She's attentive. She's back on business.
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And I think that actually, if Gary had not been such a disaster, Glenn would have probably he probably would not have asked them how many they've drunk, how many drinks they had, or he might have looked the other way and played dumb. You know, right. But Gary, they were an issue for all of us.
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Because, yeah, like, who do you have to defend her to? Like, there's no Senate committee that you're testifying in front of. The only person who you have to discuss Daisy with is the bottle of mushroom ketchup over there named Danny.
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Yeah, I think like that's one of the problems I think sometimes of being like a nice boss is that then people expect like if I mean, I don't want people to be terrible bosses and evil bosses. But I think one thing we see in the show, though, is if you're going to be a nice boss, there's like there's actually an art to it.
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And if you're not careful, I think the people who work under you forget that they work under you and they maybe think that they're like a peer or something like that. And sometimes they just need like a little slap on the wrist to be like, no, no.
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Like, all this stuff that you're complaining about is a privilege, and I've been nice to you, and you've gotten a lot of nice things, so just go take your eight hours of sleep and stop complaining about it.
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By the way, before we get into that, I forgot to mention that voting for round one of the crappies round one ends tomorrow. And then round two is going to start up again on Friday. Round two is where we get our finalized nominees. So if you want to make sure that your favorite gets to the round to do all your voting at watch crappies dot com. Sorry about that.
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Yeah. Mosquito bite, even. So, the guests are now... The guests are pressuring Daisy to keep. They're like, come on, keep drinking, keep drinking. Come on. Ellery is like, guys, I'm tired. Shut up, Ellery. So then Daisy's like, well, I don't know what to do. I feel like it's rude to turn down a drink. I'm here to serve and to cater. I'm like, you're here to serve and to cater, correct?
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And not to drink the serving, the catering that you're serving.
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Just remember, I will be receiving your tips because you're going to drink too much. And Gary's like, oh, Jay, shut up. You're the most boring motherfucker around. I'm going to get shit faced. Two drinks for me is like, no. Does he say I'm going to get or I'm not going to get shit faced? Read the way he says, two drinks for me is like nothing.
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I'm like, do you remember how you made us sit through that really annoying scene of you drinking a glass of wine to celebrate how you stopped drinking? What happened to that energy?
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So now Gary's had six drinks. Daisy's had four. I was actually sad that Daisy had four because I was like, okay, maybe Daisy will have three. But I was like, oh, Daisy, you're also just going to go racing right past that finish line. And even Keith has had three. So Chase is like, I'm shitting a brick, bro. I mean, we're still on charter. We don't drop off till tomorrow. Yeah.
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so glenn meanwhile glenn is like back boring chase he's like well you know cloys cloys not chase you know there's like mites living in our eyelashes and and there's stuff living in our gut that we can't live without
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Now, let me also remind you all that when it said that Gary's had 10 drinks, I think it was somewhere around like 1.15, 1.20 when he hit the 10 drinks. They were still on the boat at 11 a.m. That means that he had like basically 10 drinks in about two hours. That's wild. Okay. 10 drinks in two hours. Maybe let's give him two and a half hours, even three hours. That's a lot in that span of time.
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But like, I think- The school of life lasts a lot longer, okay? It takes a lot longer to get through when it's free. Like, in my college days, like, I swear to God, like, there were probably several nights where I had, like, 15 beers, for sure. But that was also spread over from, like, starting at 8, going to 2 in the morning, which is still, like, a lot of beers, but, like, over six hours.
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Should mention that in the announcements.
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But I'm just saying, I'm not being judgy over the fact that, like, I can't believe you had that. It's like that you're on the job, and you were told to have two drinks, and instead you had 10 drinks in the span of two hours?
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I'm not, I'm not trying to be judgy to our heavy drinkers out there. I'm just being judgy to Gary. Who's being a heavy drinker on the clock when he's been. No, no, I hear you. And on top of the fact that he just had his whole little scene where he's like, yeah, Gary, just, it's just fucking, it's just typical Gary.
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That's what happens when you miss an hour. That's what happens when you get nine hours and I get eight hours. Okay, if I had one more hour of sleep, maybe I would have remembered on time.
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So meanwhile, back on the boat, you know that Jupiter doesn't even have a solid surface. It's a gas giant. It's not a rocky planet, you know? Let me tell you something. Who else is a gas giant? Me, after some mushroom ketchup.
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I know my way around here. I am going to wish you luck, Ronnie. I hope you have a great time. Well, thank you. So I like to call it Jupiter to make it sound a little classy. Yeah.
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So that's going to be great. So now I'm back at the club. They are, it's time for them to go. So they are heading back to the boat and Glenn is waiting on the deck because Glenn knows Gary is going to be wasted. So he's not even, Glenn's like, I'm not going to lie in my bed and get woken up. I'm going to, I'm going to witness this because I know he's going to get wasted.
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So they all come back and Glenn's like, so how was it? And Ellery's like, well, they only had two drinks, Glenn. Shut up Ellery, you don't have a good poker face. She ruined it for everyone.
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Gary is doing weird things on the end of that passerelle. He's like falling over and he's just like, he's doing that thing where he is the drunk person trying to pretend like he's sober and he's definitely not succeeding, you know? So he's like trying to walk sort of straight and normally, but he's also flailing at the same time. And he's like futzing with the shoe box.
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Yeah. And he's like sitting in the corner, like laughing to himself. He's making all these like... He's just like sitting there talking.
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I think it was actually Detox. I think Detox said it.
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who's more of a pain in the ass ellery or lola and he's like none of you are a pain in the ass none of you and lola's like you're more of a pain in the ass than i am no no one is everyone's great you and ellery are both wonderful wonderful guests and ellery goes yeah in the delusional world of lola it's like oh my god not the right one you're boring as fuck ellery Lola versus Ellery.
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I guess that would work better, right? Well, either way, we are back with Blowdeck sailing hot. So previously, the big cliffhanger is will Cloyce be able to fill a cloche up with smoke in time?
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I could watch it all day. So then Gary is like... He has like that weird laugh where he's... He sounds like a demon being slowly sucked out of a person, you know?
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All right, tensions are high, but nobody's doing anything wrong. She's like, well, I just want to say that I've had a lovely time on this boat with y'all. Dave's like, yes, you've been great. Honestly, you've been great, except for your general attitude and persona and everything else about you. So Gary is still like... And Chase is like... Chase is back to work. He's in his uniform.
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He's cleaning and everything. And Keith is like... Keith goes up to Gary and he's like... He's like, yeah, hey, what's going on? You know, I saw Glenn and I was like, fuck, we're gonna get in trouble. And Gary's like, oh, I had having... Oh my God, I reckon it's gonna be a good fucking trip, you guys. Let's manifest it. Yeah.
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I have to say, over the summer when we went to Europe, I did actually use my very first ever man purse. And I loved it.
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I didn't love it as much. I liked it because I just felt like, I don't know, I didn't have pocket issues. I don't know. I can't remember what it was, but I felt liberated.
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It was $8 off of Amazon.
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oh really it looks so nice it was so it was it was it had like a book bag clasp but um it was you know yeah it was real cute but you know what though both of us have upgrades now and i i forgot to mention that so i'm gonna give you a bag i have a bag upgrade a man purse upgrade you got a man purse upgrade that came in courtesy i'll just say it courtesy of the one and only becky No way.
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Rebecca Minkoff gave us mercies.
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I'm so excited. It's a little teaser for our Roni recap Rebecca Minkoff show-off moment.
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I mean, I think that they I mean, I know you're just joking. He will. They probably will replace him. But that could be a very I think that I'm not joking.
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Wow. Well, either way, I do think that there's something to what you're saying, that he knows that it's just not simple to just get a sailing boat.
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replacement he also knows he's like a star of the show he also has a relationship with glenn i think that he's feeling comfy and i think he also is thinking that he's like famous in bravo world so i think it's going to his head and really out of all people he's not the one to say mad loss of respect bro so glenn says you know i've worked for gary for a long time no you don't have to put up the afro photo that i haven't worked from that long ago but you know for him to disappoint me in this way it doesn't really make sense
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Glenn starts doing this thing where he starts squinting his eyes a lot because he's so upset. He's like, I don't understand it. I mean, Gary knows better than this. And Gary needs to go the fuck to sleep right now.
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Yeah. I mean, I am very concerned about Gary's future as a human being. I'm not. I think he's going down a terrible, terrible path. Like, just as a human being who's alive, I don't like what he does to people.
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No, I think it's more or less like it's that thing where you're watching someone who has peaked in his life. And he doesn't realize. You're on TV. You're like a star here. The sand is flowing through your fingers right now. And he doesn't see it. It's very sad to me. Yeah. He's also a raging alcoholic. Like, PK!
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By the way, we didn't mention the fact that at one point when Deanna was cleaning, she was like, ugh, there's still poop in the toilet. I'm sure it was not Ellery. I'm telling you that was Lola. Lola definitely left a turd in that toilet.
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bro fuck you then daisy well why don't you say something why don't you say hey i think you may have forgotten but i'm supposed to have an extra hour so now um they line up everyone goes off all the guests leave except detox is there with i guess detox's sister and detox all of a sudden detox has a new persona and detox is like It was such a pleasure.
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And I just want to say how important yesterday was for me being a visible queer person to have all of you rally behind us in such a fierce way. It was really spectacular. And I know there was some murmuring about some of our satisfaction with the meal, but that cut fitness isn't here right now. And let me tell you something. We all loved it. Okay. Fuck Lola LaCroix. Am I right, everyone?
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Honk that motherfucking horn, Glenn.
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Okay, girls, still meeting. How do we feel? And Diana's, Diana, you look scarred. And Diana's like, yes, it was just like a little like, I don't understand what's happened, you know, to be honest. You know, I was the one waking up early and I went to bed the same time as Danny and then I was the one given eight hours of sleep instead of nine. Eight full hours of sleep?
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What am I, a peasant working in a sweatshop? This is ridiculous. It didn't make any sense to me.
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Well, I really do put thought into it, and I'm not here just to cater to you. She goes, but I am doing my job. Absolutely. So you think I'm not doing my job? She goes, well, next time, if you can just think a little bit, okay. I will sit down and take the time to think just to make sure you get the same exact hours as Donnie.
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So now Glenn or radio is for Daisy, Gary, Chase, and Keith to come to the master cabin because it's time to speak to the principal. Okay, so last night you went out with the guests.
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Gary's like, well, I had a couple of drinks. How many did you have? Five.
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So you had four drinks. Well, if you want to say there are four drinks, but I like to think of it as one alcoholic drink, another drink with alcohol, and two shots that are made of alcohol. So I think, I don't know, maybe about one drink total.
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This is what's crazy, you know? And Gary's probably still drunk. Daisy knows right away. She goes, you're right, I broke the rules and I apologize. Like, that's all you have to say. She just like nips it in the bud. But Gary, for some wild reason, decides he's actually going to try to take this to trial.
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It's a big fight that's happening on Twitter.
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Because you're not following the fucking rules. He goes, really? No, in all honesty, I was not fucked up last night. It's like, it doesn't matter whether you're fucked up or not. The rule was two drinks and you had 10 and now you're lying and saying you only have five and you're mad that you're getting called out. on your lie, on top of everything else.
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I mean, you're not getting called out on the lie, but you're lying and then acting like you were totally in the right, like you have no leg to stand on in this situation.
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I mean, I think the way that Gary's acting, like I would fire him, you know, it's like he broke the rule, but then he's also the amount of attitude he's giving back to the captain, like the disrespect. I would a hundred percent fire him.
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Yeah. I mean, maybe Chase could be Boson. I don't know. It's, it's, it's dangerous.
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You know, Davide, Davide may be able to pick up some of the slack. Like a lot of times those engineers are kind of like, they're like master of all trades a little bit. Yeah. I don't know either way. I thought Gary was being totally disrespectful.
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He, he was the one who fucked up and then he lied about being fucked up and then he's going to make it, try to make it seem like Glenn is being the unreasonable one. Um, I think it's totally, totally inappropriate. Yeah. Gross. Disgusting. Anyway, that was fun. Thanks, everyone, for being here for this. Enjoy talking about it. And be sure to get your tickets at WhatToCrappens.com.
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Yeah, I know. Listen, I agree. I agree. But right now it's there's there's a big feud happening. And I think that also there's an issue with I think the challenge fans are also doing something because Wes had to he had to like lecture his fans and be like, Challenge fans are the best fans in the world, but you have to relax because right now it's too much. It makes the challenge look bad.
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It's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley. Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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She's the Queen Bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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I was like, what is happening on Twitter? This is Game of Thrones happening out there with all their fan groups.
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but either way this is just to say that like at a time when these two groups you know drag race and housewives bravo fans are clashing uh here we are again with drag queens on bravo and like i'm sorry to say this is not going to heal any wounds because lola is awful and and i'm trying to bridge the gap here between our communities but lola is not going to help
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Well, you know who's my favorite? Ellery. Ellery.
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Isn't she the sister?
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But yet, at the same time, I love how much Ellery gets under Lola's skin. Lola's like, oh, shut up, Ellery. She's like, I'm just saying this is how I felt about the night.
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Yeah. Like an unfabulous girl named Ellery, one letter away from celery. And like he cannot deal with the fact that she's there.
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You haven't mentioned anal once on this entire trip.
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Cloysus Cloysh.
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What sort of clothes do you wear to Cloice's Cloches when it's closed? What do you wear? There's an answer here, I know it. A cloak? Squirt. Shut up, Ellery. Come on, play the game. Ellery.
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There's Coke under Cloyce's cloche. So, um, Chloe's like, oh man, like the, the, the, the smoke thing, it worked for like seven plates. Come on little buddy. You can do it. I mean, Jesus, can we get one smooth, perfect dinner service? Yeah.
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Yeah. And Lolo comes back to the table and Lolo's like, oh, food's here now. Love that. And so Cloyus is like, okay, you're back. Perfect. That was good timing. Yeah, I was downstairs. It kind of took so damn long. I had to do five bumps of cocaine just to wait for the smoke that's not even under my cloche. Shut up, Ellery. I know you want to say something. I'm not in the mood.
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i don't honestly i have to say if i'm having steak peach smoke is not really part of the experience that i want maybe it's because i'm not a huge fan of peaches it's like rp i will always remember the very first season of hell's kitchen that show and the finalist that season served up steaks
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with like little rounds of peach on top and i always thought that seemed so disgusting but i think that it might actually be a thing steak and peaches i'm not sure but like who did this who came up with steak and peaches i don't think this is right i don't know but if you've seen it twice that means that it's a thing i guess it only takes two times or is it three times it takes to be a thing
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Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. But also smoke. Yeah. So something that they can inhale. Listen, you can't let them all.
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No, you definitely can't. So Cloyce is talking about like, you know, well, it wasn't ideal that there was a malfunction. And Daisy's like, well, they sound like they're happy, just like me. Can you hear how happy I am right now? And Cloyce is like, yeah, well, the alternative ends my career and possibly my life.
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That's when, you know, accidents happen the most when you're suffering from fatigue. Sort of like the fatigue you get when you have four hours of sleep and had ten drinks in two hours right beforehand.
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It is a nice point and counterpoint that you have Chase who's like eager to have less sleep so he can do more work versus Danny and Deanna who are complaining and squabbling about eight hours versus nine hours of sleep, which by the way, I can't remember the last time I had that much sleep in one night.
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Well, the guests have requested a bar hop, but there's not much bar hopping seen here at the Seychelles, so we're going to go set up the captain's lounge. You know, that's what the guests are going to get. Especially when one of the guests was nearly killed on a jet ski today, the least I can do is show my furry chest in a kimono. Available now on kimono.captain.net.
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yeah i know to a bar just let them go to at least a bar like and not only that i'm sorry you're taking them to the living room and you're making them like plug your new kimono line get the out of here i'd be paying they have to pretend like they enjoy seeing their captain like in a state of undress i think it's awkward
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So meanwhile, this discussion's happening while Marina, for some reason that we never quite understand, know, or can appreciate, Marina has decided to unfold a big-ass table in the laundry room, and she's rearranging it. And so we keep cutting to her, and she's like, this table's getting bigger and bigger, and then she's holding it above, and it's floating, and it's crashing into things.
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And it was very stressful, and I still don't really know why she was doing that.
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It's like, I didn't understand any of it. I was like, this is just a form that her, I think her, this is the form that her anxiety takes. She's like, no, Vihan's not talking to me, so must unfold tables to distract myself.
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Yeah, we all watched it. We saw it. And Johnny's like, well, the way of what overturned me, I was right behind her. The moment we get close to the shore, as we turn, she leaves the gas. And then immediately I feel sinking. So Vian's like, so all these things that happened, we learn from it.
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So you make mistakes and you learn from the mistakes that you have made because they are fully all your mistakes.
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Yeah, exactly. And Johnny's like, well, I would have done it differently, but I'm not the ones making decisions and I'm a good soldier. So then meanwhile, this ain't the war. Yeah, it's jet skis. So Laura's asking Zarina what's for dinner, and Zarina's like, well, it's going to be local cuisine.
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They said on the thing they wanted chicken curry, so we're going to do a traditional one with lots of lovely, fun flavors. I'm going to have a little more strategy, and we do local cuisine, simple, beautiful, forks only. Hopefully no dishes come back this time around.
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i'm barely awake in this scene mate but that sounds fishy to me so yeah vian leaves out the part that like he started to feel like he started to feel the boat was sinking aka there was water that was flooding in vian leaves that part out he just makes it seem like johnny was letting the guest drive and that was irresponsible right
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Let's open the commando on this discussion. So it's like accountability. Don't put the jet ski in the water if you think there's a lake in it. Okay, learn from it. And now I know our boundaries for next time. I'm like boundaries. There's no boundary here. Just don't put expensive ass equipment that's leaking in the ocean. So if you don't feel like it's safe, we can fix it, or we don't do it.
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That's your job. And if there's a problem with the jet ski, let's get on top of it and fix it. Enough said. That's it. Boundaries. Learn for next time.
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You're doing great, Carly. Doing great, Carly. So now it's time for Below Deck Down Under. Previously, a lady named India tumbled off of her jet ski, and today we report she's no longer with us.
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It's like I say any time anyone comes into the captain's lounge, if you don't feel it's safe, don't do it.
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I want more details. Me too. Someone send them to us. What happened? Yeah, give us all the deets. So then Zarina's sleepy. So Marina offers her a matcha. She's like, I'm intolerant of caffeine. And by caffeine, I mean you. So I can't have coffee or be around you, Marina. And she's like, well, I can see if there's green juice. And Zarina's just like angry.
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Doesn't even want to have like a green juice. Doesn't want anything to do with Marina, basically.
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laura is gonna have these guys come out shirtless every single episode if she can have it she's laura's like i'm perfectly happy being alone i just want to live in my country home with my dogs i'm totally fine i'm not horny at all i'm definitely not horny okay gentlemen take your shirts off again thank you so much and until i go into self-imposed quarantine i'm gonna see as much penis as i can
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So let's get this rolling, Sally. So Rolf, thank you. So yeah, she's basically asking Vian to be a stripper in the captain's lounge. I support it. And then Marina is done with laundry. So, Harry and Vianne start talking about Marina. And Vianne's like, I've got a difficult situation on my hands. My kiss to Zarina, I mean, that was just fun. And I didn't mean for someone to fall in love with me.
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And maybe I shouldn't have kissed Marina. Oh, no. Which is the standard, you know, fuckboy thing of like, I was just having fun, but she's taking it so seriously.
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She died. She's fine. She's fine. She got her knee on some coral, which is unfortunate. But we saw like a very prolonged sequence of bubbles and flopping around in the ocean because that GoPro was going around in circles. So, you know, they made it seem like something really terrible had happened to her. But she's fine. She was fine. But yeah, they did. They were like...
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And Harry's like, so... Tell us about it.
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And I like that when he says, if anyone, the only one I've given attention to for real has been Adair, and they show a clip of him saying like, hey, I'm coming. He's like, hi, y'all. He's like trying to flirt with her, and she just gives him a look like, ew. So Lara is working on the party and everything, and Zarina is working on dinner, and Zarina's like...
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So you guys going to take it a bit, you know, a bit, a bit easy now, like cash, cash. Now you, but to go to the next spaces and because she's talking to Brie and Brianna and she's Brianna's like, I don't know. I mean, I feel like I'm not one to initiate things, you know, but like, you know, I'm just like waiting.
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And cause she's essentially waiting for Harry to make some moves on her more than just like a random kiss here or there. But then Harry walks by and overhears everything. And he's like, what's going on over here? Yeah.
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don't you don't you understand he loves you but i think she just wants more spice in the relationship and i think she wants more like flirtation maybe like they don't have to be making out all the time but like something more flirty than harry just coming by being like do you guys want to see me juggle
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so lara is asking beyond for some help with the dinner service tonight and the deckies are changing into strippers and um the the guests are all sitting down for dinner and so uh now we're going to finally get our chicken curry bonanza and some by the way beautiful looking fish. I thought those, those pieces of fish that went up to the table, those fillets or whatever they were looked gorgeous.
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And I'm sorry, but we're not at the fillets yet. Right now. I know. I just felt like I was going to forget it. If I waited too long, I wanted to give the fish credit.
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They were huge. So Marina's cleaning down the cabins and she's like, oh, this is too much for me to do right now. Too much because the cabins are a mess. Who are these people that do this every single episode? When I go to a hotel, Like, my clothing is fairly contained, you know? Like, I'm not someone who just, like, lets it sprawl everywhere.
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Or if I do, it's kind of like I've set it out because I'm going to wear it later. But, like, who are these people that just, like, throw their clothing all across their room?
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What do you do? And, like, sand everywhere. And, like, they're such nice ladies, too. Yeah, they are. Yeah. They're like, so they're like really, really nice. And so, but you just sort of feel like they're like really nice.
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And they get in their room and they're like, let out all the, they're like, whatever complaints I have about this charter, I'm going to express it by throwing five bathing suits across the room.
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It's super weird, but it's not just, it's, it's all these charters are like this. I just don't understand it.
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um i congratulations you just set me off on a tangent because i just read this crazy article in the new york times about these two women who um lived next door to each other in new york city and they were friends but then one of them got a parrot and the she already had two little parrots and then she got like a cockatoo or something like that or a cockatiel and the cockatiel every day would go like this meow
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And then the noise of the cockatiel would activate the parrots, so the parrots would be like... So it was all like... And it was every day, and it was all day long, and it was so loud that the woman who didn't have the parrots was recording it, and so they put the recording on the New York Times, so I listened to it. That's how I know exactly how it sounded like.
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And it became a legal battle that lasted 15 years, and they went at each other...
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This article was crazy because basically the non-parrot woman, she worked from home. She was a PR person. And so she couldn't have phone calls because the birds were so loud. But then the girl who had the parrots, she was like, they're my service animals. I have anxiety and the parrots relax me. Even though the parrots all day long are like, ha!
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We'll see how anxious you are then. And then the co-op forced her out, but then she wound up getting, like, it was, like, some bureau. It was, like, some bureau that was, like, tenants' rights or whatever took her case. Like, it became a thing, like, because she was kicked out and she had to serve as an animal. Then the whole thing got escalated to, like,
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a million dollar controversy and and the woman who did not have the parents her life is like ruined because she now has anxiety about it and she's she stopped having friends because she was like mortified of i don't know it was a fascinating article you're the one who has the birds
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i mean it was just it wasn't okay and you see how i am i only dealt with this for like a couple of months if i was that girl there would have been some at the very least some bb gun action oh yeah for sure and like at first i thought okay oh wow so now like 15 years later oh she has anxiety or whatever but then they show a picture of her you see a picture of her when she's younger when she was like friends with a person and then you see when she's older you're like oh yeah this is a woman who's been through some she's been through power trauma
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Oh, I'm sure. Parrots must have led to so many murders. Now, I like the wild parrots that fly around L.A. I mean, they squawk. They make so much noise, but they're so cute flying around. But that's because they fly and then they go somewhere else. But like if there was one directly next door or like across the street in the window, I would have literally I would have lost my mind as well. I get it.
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Yeah, I'm just in a state of dislike with him. I think that was the same thing I said last week. I don't hate him, but I am disliking him. Do you think he has beefcakes privilege?
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Fabulous sea bass, approved. We give it five out of five stars.
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And then they're like, guys, Tina's a colonel. You act like you were trained at West Point. I will say that. And Tina's like, well, I think I was conceived at West Point. And then the sea bass is continuing to arrive. And the passion fruit sauce is continuing to dazzle the guests. They love the passion fruit sauce. And everyone's happy. And then Adair is like, well, all the beds are turned down.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
And I'm not doing the bathroom. So she can do the bathrooms herself. So she basically decides, I'm going to have dinner. And she walks out.
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yeah so there's like yeah i really don't know what they do in the rooms i mean i'm being pulled in so many different directions so it's like this boom boom boom this that i'm like a pinball around this boat but i mean i would i wouldn't say i'm a fan of cleaning someone's shit toilet i'm not doing that i'm like so basically you admitted you did as much as you wanted to do and then you went off and ate food yeah yeah because we saw we saw her eating food she was not running plates yeah she's running plates to her mouth
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I feel like they don't do shots off their chest in WeHo. I feel like they just come around selling shots, but you don't actually get to do body shots off their chest, right?
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
You will need a shot afterwards and not the one that goes down your throat. They offer shots on the way. Yeah. So Zarina wants people to come bring her cake up. She's made a coconut cake, which looks nice. And then Lara's asking Marina how everything's going. And Marina's like, terrible, just terrible. Rooms are terrible. Sand is terrible. Adair is terrible.
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Adair dropped me like midway when I asked her. And like, can you help me with things? And she's like, no, I'll only do bed. I can only do bed. That's all. And Lara's like, oh, babe, I'm sorry. I have very little sympathy for you because... you know, you were supposed to be doing a job anyway, but okay, fine.
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so jason speaking which comes out in his kimono at the captain's lounge and or he's gonna they're gonna go set that up and everything and lara tells the guests everyone i've just gotten a phone call from captain and they've given you exclusive access to the captain's lounge would you like to go would you like to go to it and they're like so they go in there and um they're like he's there in his kimono and he's all stretched out and they're like wow
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and it's funny and everyone's like laughing and stuff.
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yeah i agree so then beyond comes out and does his little striptease and everything and marina's like oh i want to kiss this freaking gorgeous man throw him on the wall let's kiss a little bit and go back to work we had such a good date but then he disappeared what's the deal man here comes one right now
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You literally know exactly who's going to stop by. It can only be people from the boat.
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please stop by with some Haagen-Dazs too while you're at it. They told me, by the way, the captain's lounge is just some pints of Haagen-Dazs and Jenny's ice cream.
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Kimono, kimono, no kimono, sweats, wear whatever, just get me that ice cream.
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Yeah, I didn't mind that. Did not mind that at all. It was nice visual. So now everyone, the guests go to bed and Adair is talking to, she's like, wow, I felt like, hey, Vian, I felt like I was watching the intro to a porno with you. Okay, good night. I'm going to bed before my head explodes. Hope your head doesn't explode.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
So Johnny is like, India, I'll hold you. Do you feel safe now? I'll hold you. And I was like, ooh, Johnny. Johnny, I feel like every episode, I think Johnny's getting more and more attractive. Although by the end of this episode, I was like, wah, wah, wah. And he went back down to being Johnny again. But he was on a great streak for me of getting hotter and hotter until he got drunk.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
He's like, you don't even understand the depth of what that means for me right now.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
You know, I'm very happy that my love life is sorted. About time, I mean, Brie and I are in a great spot. We're both on the same page. She gets a little kiss on the cheek every three days. And, you know, it's just us. You know, we just go at our own pace. And she's like, I'm horny.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
So then, um, it's the final day. So this next morning and Vianne's flirting with Adair by saying, your boots are the best. She's like, damn man.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
He's like, no, I saw it. Lovely, lovely boots. She's like, boot in the face. He's like, all right. So Johnny's like, shall we do the lines? And Vian's like, I am so in love with Adair. How am I going to tell her that? He's like, well, it's something you have to figure out.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
At which point Johnny says, for me, I always try to avoid sexual relationship or being on boat because boatmances can create turbulence and ruin peace. I'm more likely to paint my hair pink rather than have abortments. Could you imagine? Pink hair Johnny could be banned from Greece. Ridiculous. Pink hair. Think about it. Pink hair.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
So now Jason and Laura's talking to Jason about Adair. She's like, last night she was meant to be in the cabins helping, but then she kept disappearing and Marina asked to come help her. But like she said, well, I've done the beds and that's all I do. But I'm kind of like, why are you, why are you going to Jason about this instead of talking to Adair about it first? Right?
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
I feel like this does not need to be escalated.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
So then Lark says the whole thing again about the cabins and Jason's like, All right, well, deck suits are always a great area. It's sort of like when you wear a kimono, but you're also hanging out with the guests. But I think that she's picking and choosing her jobs, and no one changes their department unless you two authorise it. So communication with you guys has to be like this.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
So when he was like, I'll hold you. Do you feel safe now? I was like... Am I getting the vapors from Johnny and this ocean right now?
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Okay, go and fix it. I don't know why you bothered me with this, but go ahead. Go ahead.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
But that being said, why is it that every time there is a Dex do the deck, the Boston always acts like the Dex do belongs to their department. Like they always were like, Oh, I guess we'll loan you the Dex do to help out on the interior. So he has no like right to feel entitled to a dare. A dare belongs to both departments.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
I know he's not saying that, but his vibe is like that, if you ask me.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
and then um now uh they're also gonna have to now rearrange their cabins because the new sous chef will be arriving which and she's a girl which means that there's gonna be another shuffling around of people so johnny's have to move in now last week i saw the cv and i saw that the new sous chef was named alicia and i just jumped to conclusions that it was the same alicia from below deck sailing and
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
And I received a few messages that said actually below deck sailing, Alicia, her name is spelled differently. And also she's a different person than the Alicia that does. Yes. So I messed up. I, I failed. I failed as a podcaster and I'm just waiting for an apology. So I apologize. I apologize for putting my theory, my leaky theory out into the water. It's not safe. You're leaky, Lisa.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
And this is when we see them standing and they're literally standing in the water. It's like up to their hips.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Yeah, you know, sometimes I just get dragged off by myself, dragging myself off to doing something more fun. That's it. So they're like, okay, it's fine. So then now Adair has to go back out on the deck. Oh, life of a deck stew. And now it's time to come in to dock. We're going to dock. It's going to be scary. It's going to be whatever.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
And then Harry is talking to Adair and he's like, what are those? I guess he's talking about fake boobs. I don't remember this.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got like a bag of like the little chicken cutlets. He's like, oh, these fake boobs. Daryl's like, they're boobs. Yeah, she's like, they're boobs.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
so the guests say goodbye they give a nice little speech like we had the best time ever we're just so excited to go to our hotel now and leave our clothes on every single surface so they go and they're happy they're a lovely crew a lovely i'm sorry lovely lovely set of guests charter charter group and now it's time to change out of your blues change into your blues and clean the boat and turn it over and get ready for a tip meeting
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Delegated. So, by the way, we have... Decapitated by a coral.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
All right, we have a sous chef coming in this afternoon. She's a she. So I would like to accept any volunteers from the deck crew to make some awkward and unpleasant advances on her who would like to volunteer as tribute. All right, Johnny, great. We'll see you later tonight at the bar.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
So then Laura and Zarina are talking and Zarina's talking about how it's like, you can't just like shut off a crush. And Laura's like, I mean, that's what I mean. I mean, if a guy likes you, he will never make you doubt that. And that's what you need. You need someone, you don't need to settle for anything else just because someone's here.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
And Zarina's like, or alternatively, I could settle for the guy who basically doesn't like me and I'll just keep lowering my bar for him. I think that sounds like a good game plan for me. Yeah.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Someone's got to settle. So then they're saying that they hope the new sous chef is nice, etc. And then Harry is talking to Marina, and he's like, are you off of Vian? What's going on? And she's like, no, I'd like to get with him again, but he's a cool guy, but we don't talk, not a word for three days. He's like, but I didn't talk to Brie for three days. Look how happy she is.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Pulling out her hair, looking at pictures of her old fiance being like, I should have given him a chance. Got to her at the window, mascara running down her face. Talk to me. So Zarina is excited for the sous chef. She's like, I love a fresh start. I think it's going to be great. It's time for some girl power in the galley. Please don't be like Anthony. Please don't be like Anthony.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Please, please enjoy only using forks. So then in comes Alicia. She goes, she comes on. She's blonde. She's perky. She's sweet. She's nice. She's pretty. So she's going to have all these guys doing gross things to her.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
And she said, the seashells. I mean, but actually, can you believe it? That's an actual seashell in the middle of the ocean that they turned into a resort. I didn't know there was a fish that big. So then Harry tells Vian that he's in the doghouse, the marina, because he hasn't spoken to her. And Vian's like, oh, no. So then Alicia's going down. She's meeting everyone. And Serena's so excited.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Maybe it was just Coral from the real world who just had like a little knife down there. She's like, remember me?
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
She's like, I feel like a firecracker coming into my galley. I love the positive energy. I love her attitude. I can't wait to make her do dishes all day long.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Oh, great. So he's like, what is your favorite cuisine to cook? And she's like, Thai food. It's where you basically take a necktie and you put it into a stew. Delicious. They're like, oh, that sounds wonderful. So they're all excited that she's into that, into Thai food. And then, you know, they are... What's your favorite color?
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
And she's like, well, you look so much older, Johnny. She's like, thank you.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
You know, that would be actually my concern would be cutting myself on coral because I know you could get, what's it called? Coral burn or coral rash or something like that where when you cut yourself on coral and it like gets infected and it burns intensely. And I remember my friend told me that before I first went scuba, not scuba diving, snorkeling.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
so then uh vian is talking yeah he's talking to adair and he's showing the pictures of the nephews and everything and she's like cool and then um he's like here's another here's another child does this give me dimension she's like cool here's another child what about this one okay she's totally like unfazed by him the guys are trying really really hard do you play candy crush i'm really good at candy crush look at my score
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Calm down. Johnny's like, look, I got Wordle in five tries. New record for me. They're like, oh, that's great, Johnny. So then Bree and Lauren Zarina go to the bathroom and Zarina's like, Tonight is the night of Vian. They're like, but you know, he, he, you know, he, you know, Vian likes to be approached. You should try that, you know?
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
And she's like, well, I should, should I give him a rose in front of everyone? I feel like the more normal we talk, the more, the more talking is normal, right? It's like, that's very Sondheim sounding of her. Sure. Go for it.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Well, then why are you acting like that? Why did you do that? Why do you, like, it's like these guys, it's like, you don't have to do these things. You don't have to, like, you can just take the rose. You don't have to pull her in and then nuzzle onto her boobs. So then he's like, oh, but obviously this is not going away. So I need to first solve this problem before I can move on here.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
So then they go after the club.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
yeah so then he to to his credit unlike someone like a carl or whatever well it's gonna be half credit because i'm gonna i'm revoking half of the credit in a moment but to his credit he goes to zarina and marina and he basically gives them both a spiel of like i just want to say that our dates well it's absolutely amazing to me but i have like you have to be honest with you i have feelings for adair and i cannot be in love with everyone which is
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It's such a strange way of putting it. Like I can only, unfortunately, we only have a few slots available for me to be in love with and those spots have been taken. We do appreciate your application and we wish you the best of luck in future love endeavours.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
I think he did. I think they were just cutting it back and forth to show that he really was on kind of a personal script.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
I think he did. I think he did. I think that was the implication. Because if so, yikes. So I gave him credit for a moment here.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
No, my half credit's coming in the moment. Because of then, so now Zarina, because Zarina goes up to Lara and goes, well, he's in love with a dare. So then Johnny- Oh, yeah, I didn't catch that part.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Yeah. So then Johnny's dancing with Alicia and they're like dancing a lot and having lots of fun and he's drunk and then he tries to go in for a kiss. Well, he says something like, he's like, you have awoken something inside of me that has not been awoken in so many hours. It scares me.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
I was deathly afraid of nicking my leg or anything on coral. So I was, I wasn't afraid of sharks. I was afraid of coral the entire time.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
i'm like sir sir it's been two hours and it's it's been like two hours and it's been all group setting too and so he goes in for a kiss and she basically puts the hand out and was like no although actually i mean she's definitely attracted to him but she's also like i may be attracted to you but i also have some personal standards so let's let's wait more than
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
And she's like, every single time I look into his eyes, I'm like, ah, he's a gorgeous man. But I don't know him. It's just too much too soon. We'll see. We'll see. And of course, everyone watched this happen. You know, like Brie and Laura watched. And Brie's like, did he just kiss her? And I was like, no, he tried. She goes, oh, I'm so jealous. I wish Harry would try that.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
So Harry's like, that's what I was fearing when I kissed Bree for the first time. But guess who bagged a model? Guess who's dating a model? Who is dating a model?
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
He's like, okay. So he does. Yeah. So then in the van, Serena's like, Johnny, are you in love? And he's like, no, not in love. That's a heavy word to use, first of all. I am just full of boner. Front are very attractive. We vibe together, that's all.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
So then they go back on the boat and Harry, uh, Brie's showing Harry the sand and the cabins and Zarina's talking to Vian and she's like, are you naked? And he's like, no. She's like, are you, are you coming up? And he's like wearing these like teeny tiny, tiny, tiny bungee smugglers, like tiny, tiny. So she's like, Oh, like she is horned up like crazy. I mean, can't blame her.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Those are real, real tight.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
geez so then she grabs him and starts like making out with him in the hallway right that was at the end of the episode yeah so then um harry meanwhile is like all right time for me to make my big move so um well oh actually maybe it did happen because harry harry goes i think this is we may have skipped over it but harry and harry brings brie into the guest cabin and it looks like they're going to like
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
spend the night that's usually when you when it's off charter and you go into the guest cabin that means you're gonna you're gonna do it so he's in there with bre in the guest cabin and then they like kiss and then he's like well we got a lot of work to do tomorrow so i guess we should probably go to sleep So the sheets aren't on the bed.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
It's like strippers who want a nice warm coat and they're like, Ronnie will give me a coat.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
And then this is where then Zarina and Vian have this moment where they're kind of like, kissing Jokey and then kissing for real.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Yeah. And then the other thing, but this is where I, he, this is the half credit. This is where he deducted because Vian is so that sort of guy that's like, okay, I'm going to break up with you all because that's the mature thing to do. And then now that he has established a boundary that he's not into you, he will then come and make out with you.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
And then when you're like, well, we were just, we're making out. He'll be like, yeah, but I already told you I'm not into you. That was just for fun. You're being crazy right now. So that's why he lost credit with me because it was like his whole life.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
So, yes, the make-out, it was actually exactly in the place that you said it happened. I was wrong. And then Harry goes into his cabin and he is like, you guys, I just had the best make-out session ever. Like, I kissed her on the lips for about three seconds. No tongue, but, like, we're working towards it. It was just so good.
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yeah it's gonna probably fizzle out that's the end of that one that was the episode thanks everyone for being here uh we'll be back with some beverly hills and other great shows later this week so we'll catch you on the next episode bye Watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison King. Our way is the Amber way. It's the Foster and the Furious.
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It's Amanda Foster. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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Yeah, he did. So I'm only giving him five dollars.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
india yeah not he's not going to get a round of tips a large round of tips so um india is basically asking um if vian is going to go back and get johnny who's been left in the ocean imagine if he's like no we're just going to leave him there that's it he's been fired and he's going to find his own way home of course they're going to go back in the middle of the ocean that's kind of his vibe
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
She sure is swell, it's Raquel.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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who what why where and gwen pentland it's our queen it's queen la ifa nobody holds a candle to jamie kendall know your worth with jason kerr we got our wish it's jen plish she's not harsh she's jill hirsch she's a little bit loony junie my favorite murdo karen mcmurdo she gets an a it's kelly b we love him madly it's kyle pod chadley We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron.
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She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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Give him hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
So then, of course, Vian tells, like, what's his face? Captain Jason's, like, right there. So Vian's like, oh, Johnny capsized. Which is kind of like, you could also say, he really just, he really threw Johnny under the bus
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crap Is, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. How are you? Doing so well. It is Tuesday. We're talking below deck, down under, lighter. But first, just a gentle reminder that we are going on the road this weekend.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Why are you crying? Yeah, exactly. Oh, somehow this, you making all those noises set my Siri off. I don't know how or why, but like my phone just started glowing and was like- Imagine how mine feels. Could I help with a bandaid? I have the first Siri who's ever called the police for herself.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
It is really cute how they treat India going forward, because realistically speaking, she went out on a jet ski, she fell into the ocean, she got a small cut, she came back.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
overall it was scary for mom but no no big deal but then they spend the rest of the episode being like we've got to save this charter you know we've got to really put all the stops at dinner tonight we've got to make sure everything's okay and i was like that's how i want to be treated next time i get a very minor injury if i have a hangnail i want everyone on the boat to be like he's got a hangnail we've got to step it up everyone to make sure this charter does not go into the shitter because he's got a hangnail yeah i want them to make a big deal out of it not just be like you're okay you know darryl you suck at this
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Messer-upper? Yes. So Jason is like all concerned. He just wants to make sure India's okay. And she's like, yeah, you know, I was a little scared, but Johnny was in control. And he's like, okay, good to hear. So then Adair's talking to Harry, and she's like, well, you know what? Remember when we tried to lift it, and I was like, maybe it's full of water, and it was?
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
That sounds harsh, but it really was. Like, you know what? Like, I already knew. I already knew it was leaking. And Harry's like, all right, well, that's lovely. So the jet ski comes back. They bring the jet ski back, and the jet ski's kind of like, Help. And it's like, essentially, it's about to drown into the ocean. It's like doing Leonardo DiCaprio and Titanic at the end.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
It's about to let go of the raft.
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I'm kind of seeing Ariel, so I'll catch you next time.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Jason's like, we need a plan B. And I was like, damn, that jet ski had a fun time last night. So then Johnny must have held it. I would not mind that. So Jason's like, he's like, well, we need to drain the water first. Just give me the line. Okay, we got to do it. Hurry up. Call the engineers. Call Fritz and Bits. We'll get them down here because we need to get this thing on.
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We are going to Cincinnati on Friday, where we're going to recap.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
So they like, they somehow, these guys pulled this heavy ass jet ski onto one of those little floaty platforms. Yeah, fucking save it.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
That was the time we hauled up Jetski.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Yeah, come on, hurry up, guys. Back when we used to work for Putin, boats, we just let them sink. It's like, well, we don't work for Putin anymore. This is a big job we need to call Spider.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
It's going down the water spot.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
summer house and then we're going to go to minneapolis where we'll recap southern charm and then we'll go to toronto crossing into canada where we shall recap a classic real housewives of new york the one where they go to the berkshires the really famous berkshires one aka december berkshires county so go check out uh all those shows by the way But come join us.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
All right, Fritz and Bits are doing their little gag thing again. It's no time for laughter. There's a jet ski that's about to die. It's going to be a total loss.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
So then Laura's saying how I pride myself on professionalism and giving the guests the best experience. It's just a big shit show right now. So then they're still working on getting this.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
this thing up and it's just crazy and scary and uh then johnny goes to his cabin to like um shower because he's like exhausted because he basically just spent like an hour pushing heavy machinery through the ocean so wow that's a workout meanwhile though vian's like having the time of his life he's taking photos and just having a fun time
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Yeah. no one is he's like we're going to laugh about this moment for years to come yeah what when you went out on a jet ski and barely had to lift a finger while johnny is the one who flopped over into the water and then had to push this thing and haul it up to onto a floaty yeah you're gonna have a great story for the unemployment line beyond
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
So then Laura's talking to India and gives her a Pinot Grigio as consolation, which, by the way, I would nick my knee more often if it meant that I would just get a Pinot Grigio right in front of me. And then that was very sex in the city of me to say, well, if I knew I'd get a free Pinot Grigio, I'd nick my knee every single day. Yeah.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
You're like, better check all the kneecaps of your family members for cuts. How many corals have scraped you, people?
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
Well, you know what? I love Pinot Grigio. So, Zarina, meanwhile, is... Did the coral scrape me, or did I scrape the coral?
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
That's all I'm saying about it. You know what? I'm sorry that you're dying in the ocean, but maybe next time try to live on the land, okay? Who lives in the ocean? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You deserve to get bleached.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
I'm going to make you a soup that you eat with a fork. So then Marina's like, Marina's talked to him and says like, oh, so you guys are good outside? What's the deal? You seem stressed. He's like, yeah, we're good. He's giving her like the cold shoulder now because he's afraid that she's falling in love with him.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
I've got one. I can one-up that for you. How about we get the candles out? Big candles. That's Jason's. That's his. That's literally what he says. We are going to go all out. We're going to put out big candles tomorrow. That's it. That'll do it.
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#2759 Below Deck Down Under S03E06: Capsized and Highly Prized
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
Yeah, but she said she's going to. She's like, well, she lies, though.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
I wish I had friends who every time I fucked up were like, no, it's okay. And Eva's like, yeah, same. Guys! You all do.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
So TJ's like, when we were in New York, I disregarded it at the time, because there was just so much going on with that skank Luanne Dilla Sapp sleeping with my best friend. But he told me, Will told me that there's a girl that he might've gotten the wrong, that might've gotten the wrong impression and she might like him. And Brad's like, so I'm trying to figure out who is this girl, right?
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
And I got a text from a friend saying, apparently she moved in with him short term. And Mia's like, what? It's like, yeah, they were full on living together.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
So now it's like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun prom night. So, um, we're here at the 20th South battery. Now, a lot of these Charleston homes look the same and these venues look the same, but I feel like we've had so many scenes on Southern charm at this place. How many fights have happened with those wrought iron gates and those stone pillars? I don't know.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
Is that just because all the houses have those elements, but like, it's not a season finale on one of these shows, unless there's, gates and pillars.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
With antiques that nobody can sit on.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
If you are not signed up, sign up by going directly on your web browser instead of going through the app. Because Apple charges a surcharge through the app. And why should you have to pay that? It's ridiculous. So that is all the news. Ronnie, what did you think about this season finale?
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
Yeah. And Emmy's just like, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. So, um, Will and Emmy go, they eventually go to the ballroom and Will's like, this is like way cooler than my prom. I mean, I don't even like my prom and I don't like this either. I'm bored. Can I go? So Emmy's like, look, this is going to be like amazing. Look like we can dance. It could be like Beauty and the Beast. So Will's like, okay, cool.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
So then outside, everyone comes out of the party bus. They're all drunk, and they're all having fun. Like, woo! Maddie's like, I feel like I'm walking into a wedding night right now. Joe! And Joe's like, yeah, we're already married. Remember? Remember? Remember?
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
That's like huge. Yeah. It was like a very big pinch me kind of moment. So Preston's like, yeah, I'm definitely all yours and I'd like you to be all mine. But I'm also aware that there's an age gap. And she says that like Preston's 26 and Michael's a 22. And Preston's like, Preston is not 26.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
No, sir. Listen, good for Preston. He's like, this is the hottest guy I've ever dated. I'm going to lock him down. So Michaels is like, you know, I just want for me, I want you to know that these are things that like, I don't want you to have to worry about because like all those experiences, I want to have them with you. In fact, I got six cakes that say, will you be my boyfriend, please?
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
So then Austin shows up alone. He looks sad. He puts a corsage to the side because he's alone. And he's like, well, Hallie isn't coming. And Michael's like, wait, hold on. Let's talk over here. Okay, do you want to present this to me in cake form? He's like, no, no, no. Well, Will's been on the phone today.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
He straight up called Ali's brother this morning and he's convinced that's where I heard the rumors that I brought up in Vegas. But no, I heard the rumors from Ali's Schmother, not her brother. I'm like, we know you heard it from the brother because the producers asked you earlier in the season, are you trying to cover up to protect Ali? And he was like, yeah.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
It's just so glossed over that he and Ally clearly had some horrific breakup a year ago where he lied and said vicious, terrible things. I just love that's just a side thing. I'm like, are we not noticing? Austin has some darkness swirling around him. Yeah.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
It's like weird. It is true. it is it is true like why the night before do you wait to like do this so um now brad goes up to austin and michaels and brad's like so ali is not coming and austin's like no remember how at run club the other day we thought will was convinced that the bullying and the rumors were from ali's brother well he literally intimidated her into not coming they're like whoa
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
Yeah, it was it was a tight, strong season. Every episode was great. Every episode was hilarious. They really are. This is a great show. It's a great show and they are really bringing it and they did great work with it. And it also had some really beautiful moments too, which was amazing. So let's dive into it. Guilty until proven innocent is the name of the episode. And it's prom. It's law prom.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
And then Eva sees it and she's like, and Maddie's like, oh my God, I think Grace Lilly is here. And so then everyone's just like shocked, you know, cause this is such a messy, messy turn. So Mia's like, somebody let Oisin and Grace Lilly in this motherfucking party. Golly, God, motherfucking Lee.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
He's like, oh yeah, the milk is thicker than ever, brother. So Austin's like, ugh. So Maddie goes, oh my God, why? I ride for Grace, but she makes me look so stupid when she does shit like this. And then Molly's like, the audacity to show up with O'Sheen shows that Grace gives zero fucks about her friendship with Eva, who I suddenly care a lot about because I just met her.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
And it also kind of shows that she doesn't respect or give a shit about Maddie.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
So, meanwhile, everyone else is on the porch and Mia goes up to Emmy and Will and is like, Um, you guys look like you're having the worst time ever. And cause like, they're just sitting there to the side looking sad, which is also kind of like fucked up because Emmy planned this whole party and this party was for will and will is being such a, like a downer this entire time.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
So, and Emmy's the sort of girlfriend where she's like, well, if he's being a downer, I have to be a downer too. So they're just sitting there miserable at their own party.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
She probably loves crab cakes, but Will doesn't like crab cakes, of course. So then she has to not like crab cakes. So ridiculous.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
I literally cannot take TJ seriously in this entire scene because he is dressed like Jude Law in AI. Like he literally looks like that like gigolo robot. His face is like like buffed and polished and his hair looks like it's like it's like just plastic. And he has the same kind of disco shirt on. I cannot. I just can't stop thinking about Jude Law.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
the producer's like yeah this is all well and good but um emmy's made it clear that she wants people to leave her and her relationship alone so why are you getting yourself involved i mean thank you but why and she's like um well it's like one of those things like um we're like if it's like um in a long-term situation um see the thing is um i mean when you put a hot dog in a bun um well
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
I guess I want someone to do the same for me. I want someone to do the same for me. I like that one. We'll go with that one.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
The sushi was delivered. I mean, I love this show, that they're doing a fake law prom. And there's nothing legal about it. It's just like a prom, but it's also a law prom. to compensate for the fact that Will went to law prom with someone else and didn't, and Emmy didn't get to go to that law. I mean, it like literally makes no sense, but they're like just all going with it.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
They're doing a law prom, but they're making it a prom prom. So the lead up to the... Well, basically... Well, I think the vibe that they're going for is Carrie or something, because we keep seeing things that are like, one week before prom, but it's not fun and happy. It's scary looking. I'm like, are the producers trying to make this seem like... There's gonna be a bloodbath.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
So now we have Oisin, everyone's dancing and Grace Lily's like, and then Will sat on the porch eating, eating a crab cake and being miserable about it. And then Molly sits down next to Oisin on the couch and then Grace Lily comes over and she's like, Hey, you look great by the way. And Molly's like, I know. So he's like, huh?
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
Molly is like, you know, I feel like Molly is getting kind of overshadowed this season because Molly has come out guns blazing and she's hitting all her beats just right. And I just want to give a little appreciation for Molly. I think she's been a wonderful addition. So Grace is like, that was condescending and rude.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
And honestly, you should work on your character because I know Jesus and Bob Marley personally, and you don't want to get on the wrong side of us three.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
And there's like sparkles, they put on sparkles.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
The show is so great. Like I dare people to watch the show and not crack up. So now Lake and Oshina are sitting on one of the sofa and Joe and Maddie are kissing on another end and Lots of stuff is just going on all over the party. And O'Sheen is like being very flirtatious with Lake. He's like, so what's in that box of tricks you got in there? Do you want to see my box of tricks?
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
Do you like dairy? And she's like, nothing fancy. He's like, oh, I like that purse though. Thanks. Ha. And she's like, God, I really like his, that accent. I love that. I love he has like a Jon Snow accent. And she says like, she's basically like,
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
if he had austin if if austin had o'sheen's accent and joe's hair that would be like the hottest guy ever well yeah if you took any all those things from all sorts of different guys you can make the hottest guy ever
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
And then in walk Eva and Fran. Hi, I'm Fran. I'm just here for moral support. What are you guys talking about?
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
So Eva's like, well, Grace literally never warned me about wanting to hook up with O'Sheen. Fran can attest to that, can't you, Fran? Yeah, I can attest to it. Listen, I got this bitch's back. I'm Fran, best friend.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
And Fran's going, liar, liar, liar. I'm like, go get him, Fran. You do it, Fran. Good for you. And Grace slowly goes, yeah, well, Maddie, you sucked his dick into loom. And Joe's like, oh, my God, I don't want to hear a lot. I died when she did that.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
I don't even want to give it a breath of air. I hate air, by the way. So then, this is so funny.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
When he says attenuated, it cuts to Michael's and it goes, it's like almost like someone like, it's like when a cat gets up on a counter and you squirt it with a water gun and the cat's like. So attenuated hits Michael's like, I don't even know what that word means. They're like, do you know what attenuated means? He's like, I have not heard that word before. Hey Siri, what does attenuated mean?
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
Siri's like, it is a word that should not be used on Southern hospitality. Thanks.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
Go ahead. So then, of course, Emmy is like, okay, I want to be part of this because, you know, Will's like, let's go talk privately. And Emmy's like, I want to be part of this. I would like to listen. They're like, no, just the two of them. She goes, no, I should be able to listen in.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
Yeah, TJ appears out of nowhere and just like leans in on the railing. Like, just be cool. Like, just pretend I'm not even here. I'm totally not going to use this gossip against you guys. Come on.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
And then all of a sudden, Brad appears. And then all of a sudden, Joe appears. It's like in The Simpsons, whenever there's like a ruckus in the street and all the little characters appear in the background. All the towns.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
I hate crab cakes now on behalf of Will. I had a sympathy crab cake.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
But also, by the way, I think what's also funny is that they pulled this whole thing of like, well, we're not going to have this conversation in front of everyone. Like, why does it always have to be in a group setting? Like, why is it that if we're going to talk privately, Emmy's like, why does it have to be like this? We're just trying to talk privately.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
It's like, Emmy, you were the first one who barged in on the conversation. You're not part of this conversation either.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
Yeah. So Joe's like, I hope to God it's not true. But like, we wouldn't even know because every time someone brings up the rumors, you sprint away. And TJ's like, yeah. We can't even understand what he's saying. TJ's just so activated. He's just like speaking in tongues.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
And we see a montage, to be fair, a montage of TJ basically scolding people. You see him sniping with Joe, Mikkel, Grace Lilly, and Will. It's true. It is true. But then again... Everyone has yelled at everyone. And you could probably make a montage of everyone snapping at everyone on the show.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
three days before prom. And so we're at a menswear store and Joey and TJ are trying on suits. It's like, oh, this looks good. He's like, I think that Mia is wearing a leopard dress. He's like, oh really? Do you have any leopard toxins? That's like so funny, Joe. Are you in love with me? It's thin.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
He's always been like that. Is he the worst or is he the best at doing it?
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
Basically Will said that he went to New York for Watch What Happens Live and she was moving. And so he let her crash at his place for two days and said like, you have to leave though by the time I get back. But by the way, Mia, at some point in this, Mia was like, I know Will. And Will is the most unfriendly person. And he would never let anyone stay at his house. That was her piece of evidence.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
So TJ's like, when are you going to realize that he's a fucking piece of shit that's going to fuck you over? She's like, not everyone is miserable, TJ. And he's like, no, except for you fucking guys. And he just runs off. And he goes off to Maddie. And he's like, he is so, he is way too emotionally invested in all this shit. But obviously it's like hitting his damage.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
There's something about, I think, I think when he sees people who are not being truthful, he, it sets him off and he goes to a dark place that he doesn't need to go to.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
So then Emmy at this point is like, her hands are doing the big like flappy thing and she's like, Everyone is always has something to say behind my back, but like never to me. It's like she's dribbling a very tall basketball. And so Mia's like, because whenever we try to come for you, you always storm away.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
She's like, well, maybe because it's done at a party where everyone's watching and there is no sushi.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
Yeah. And that could have been just a doctored video. Like Will told me he was seen on video doing this and like, I knew about it. It's fine. I already yelled at him. At least there was sushi on his shot at his set. So, um, uh, so yeah, that's, so they go off into the night. They never have to answer to anything. Yeah.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
He's really gay. Don't even bother giving him a blow job. It's reserved for the boys.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
And Cloris Leachman's in the background in her green dress clapping, like what a great moment. What a special time for us all.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
yeah so then we go into the reunion which is a watch what happens live reunion it's a clubhouse i feel like next season they deserve to have a proper reunion with like sofas and everything but um so andy cohen's got everyone there everyone's there and the big thing that comes out at this reunion because maddie is like She's rattled. Okay.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
Like, cause Andy's like, it takes 10 minutes for him to say hello to the entire cast, but he's like, hi Joe. Hey Andy. Hi TJ. Hi Andy. Hi. Hi Maddie.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
Okay. What happened to Maddie Reese? She looks, she looks shell shocked right now.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
What a wuss. You know what? Here's the thing, is that last season, Maddie was in the hot seat with Trevor, which is obviously going to be relevant in this reunion. But Will was a crusader against that situation. He and Emmy were very active, were like...
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
very vocal about it they went to miami and maddie left in the middle in the middle of dinner to go off with trevor or whatever and he's like why like why doesn't trevor show up i mean i seem to remember him saying these things but he was like he was grilling maddie he was aggressive about it as were everyone else but the point is that like he wanted maddie to show accountability it became a whole thing and now this season
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
When he has to face the fire, not only does he not show up at the reunion to like at least answer things and dispel rumors, he sits there backstage while Emmy has to take all the heat for him. It is so shitty. What a piece of shit.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
So you need to have like a really mentally sharp and unattenuated mind to hold that highlighter above your ear. OK, so it's just it's for him. It's for his legal career. So we start right off with it.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
She's like, I just found out the news last night. Just last night, guys. Just last night, Joe. I don't know what's real and fake.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
yeah this exact same thing again exactly I mean I mean it's funny because my memory of season two was that it was never really clear whether Sammy hooked up with Trevor I mean we all kind of believed it because Trevor still is a piece of shit regardless of whether he hooked up with this guy or not like he was he was garbage and and you know Maddie does say that but Brad says that like he basically is like yeah um at first she she had lied to me and said they hooked up but then she said they hadn't looked up at that point I was already so deep into it so we just went
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
with it which is it is it is sucky because it does also um it like it means that his case against will is much weaker like you just said about you know about like what he heard about lost law school like he's clearly a proven liar but really the first part is like maddie being like my reality is like destroyed like i don't know what's real and i don't know what's fake anymore okay settle down and still this is just about sammy and and trevor so it's not that deep
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
So, right. Well, and we can see that this has also changed people's perceptions of will, because at one point Andy asks who here thinks that like the rumors are true about will, and actually not as many people raise their hands. Whereas I think at the end of the season, they all believed it. So, you know, will has like, that's definitely like the needle has moved more towards will.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
But I think the thing is that like, it's like,
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
whether will cheated or not it's never been totally clear but what has been clear is that he has been a shitty boyfriend to emmy and he talks about her and he let her take the brunt of like all these accusations and he he would always hide away instead of like facing them and that like that none of this takes away from the fact that he's he's really shitty for doing that and he should have appeared on this reunion stage and said look
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he that's that's a lot of cake to ask a simple question especially for those two those two don't eat cake i'm not buying it well you gotta problem with me i had a moment but this okay you're gonna have to just like trust me on this i was looking at michaels and i was like who does his face remind me of his face reminds me of someone and then i realized when michaels is being very serious which is often he's very serious i was like
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i just got this information and i and this proves that you are all unreliable narrators and you're all more interested even though i was part of it too in weaving a tale that's good for tv and you don't care who gets hurt in the process and this year it's me who's getting hurt in the process and everything you guys say should be taken with a grain of salt because you're obviously liars and you're proven liars this was he had he was the one who introduced the evidence but then he didn't show up for his own court case
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Yeah, he's an idiot.
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Yeah. It was funny how Brad was like, well, I am going to do something that Will was not able to do, which is I'm going to be accountable. And this is what I did. He sort of like, he presents it like this is actually evidence of him having good character. Yeah, he's such a good person.
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Maddie is so shell-shocked. The poor thing, she looks like she saw a ghost. She just looks out of sorts for this entire reunion. And she's like, oh, like traumatized for the whole hour. And then Emmy is also, I mean, she's crying. And at one point she's like, ah, and Lake is like, oh God, they just start laughing. And Emmy is like, no Lake, be quiet. You don't understand Lake.
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Emmy is going through it.
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And Leva's like, um, you don't have to take on, you know, all of you're taking on too much of Will's bullshit. And she's like, ah, but I don't.
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like crab cakes anymore i was like okay um there was also a big portion of the reunion that was dedicated it was actually like really fascinating interesting a lot of discussion about like gay stuff and it was interesting because you have michaels and you have tj and then you have andy and you have michaels who's relatively new on his journey and you have tj who's been been through like 10 years or so of it and has been like traumatized by queer baiting
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And you have Andy, who's kind of like mother Henning them. And it was, it was actually a very, they were touching moments, but there was a moment where there was a clash with Joe and TJ. Cause they started to rehash the whole thing of like, like TJ, why would you go around telling everyone that Joe's gay? You told everyone that Joe's gay. And they're really coming down hard on TJ.
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And if they're like, TJ is like trying to keep it together. And at one moment, the reason why I bring this up is because Grace literally tries to jump into TJ's defense. And she goes, look,
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i scissored a woman i scissored a girl once in this very serious moment like talking about like like what like queer baiting and like emotional trauma for it and like what was said privately what's what's starting rumors what's just venting to your friends and everything's hey hey hey i scissored a girl once guys doesn't make me gay
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What face does he have when he's being serious? I was like, oh my God, it's Dorothy Zbornak. He has resting Bea Arthur face. And I think that's the greatest honor you could possibly ever bestow a gay man, I think.
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He had a tough reunion. I don't know. I did feel bad for him because I do think he's really been, he's like profoundly, you know, scrambled by like his, whatever his gay journey has been. Like he's, everything that we talked about with TJ tonight, it's all wrapped up in this and like self-loathing and who knows what. And I think like it's, I think it's like a very murky thing. I think
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Yeah, it's not right to say, don't hook up with Joe because he's gay. But I also think he's allowed to tell his friends, like, I think that Joe might have had feelings for me. So it's a complicated situation. And I just feel bad because I see him just like tangled up in his own bullshit right now. But I also feel bad because it's like... I thought you guys settled this during the season.
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Like, why did, like, I don't know. I don't think it's, I don't think it's cool that Joe Bradley got mad all over again. Cause I'm like, you know, what was discussed, like you getting mad.
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And then you have, but then there was on the other side, you have Michaels who, the poor guy, he's sobbing. He's sobbing there in the clubhouse talking about his mom. He thought that like, he thought the show was going to like make his mom, I think, realize what his pain is that he carries.
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Yeah, that's exactly it.
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and he says his mom hasn't even reached out once and if anything like his mom has been like why are people telling me that um you're talking about being gay on tv and so but he did say his family members like his his aunts and like his siblings have been open and he's gonna like they're gonna meet preston and everything but i felt so bad for michaels because he is really like he clearly is like yearning to reconnect with his mother and his mom is like like i this
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Next time you watch it, you'll see it.
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she I'm not gonna say she's a piece of shit because she's a piece of shit I'll say fuck that lady fuck that troll because I'm like I don't yeah I will say fuck that lady though like that's your son right there how do you how do you not reach out like how do you when you see your child crying on tv and just wanting his mother's love and you're gonna and you're just you're just not gonna talk to him like really lady go to shut up mountain
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But I love Michael's. I know Michael's is so wonderful that Michael's is a great find. Uh, he's gonna like, he was, he was a great breakout star for them. Um, but yeah, so it was a fun reunion and, uh, I'm, I just said, I hope this show continues to thrive because it's, it's given us three wonderful seasons of, of content.
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Yeah, I think so.
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Yeah, thank you. And thanks, everyone, for listening. And we will catch you on the next Krappens episode. Bye, everyone.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Michael's mom. Like, what do you want at this point? Hey, Michael's mom.
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Okay, lady? Hypocritical asshole. Get it together. Preston's trying to guess, because he's blindfolded, he's trying to guess what's actually in front of him. And he's like, well, it sounds like you opened up your fridge and pulled out a Diet Pepsi. And he's like, no, it's not a Diet Pepsi. He's like, okay, it's broccoli. Okay, you pulled out broccoli. I know, it's broccoli.
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No, it's not broccoli either. Okay. Is it just, is it a tire? Did you bring in a tire from outside? Oh my God, Preston, you're so bad at this.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
And so then he like, Michael smushes the cake into Preston's face and it's really cute and happy and it's romantic. And that's like, one day before prom. Yeah.
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Hello and welcome to Watch Watch Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the lovely and perfect Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Well, hello, you sweet guy. How are you doing? Doing just great. We're here today to talk about the grand finale of Southern Hospitality.
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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
But he like had like a lot. Well, first of all, he wrote his on paper instead of like posters. So there, everything was flopping around and he had like so many pieces of paper. He's like, Hey, I was wondering, drop the paper. If maybe you'd be interested in drop the paper, like maybe there's going to be this prom, drop the paper. So like, here's the thing.
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I really like want to go to prom, drop the paper with you. It's like, Joe, hurry up. Go to the last piece of paper. This is taking too long.
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Joe, why did you write down Nana's chicken parm recipe? Oh, I just thought maybe you get hungry in the middle of this.
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Flashback to the day before her mom was like, his mom was like, Yeah, honey, you have to stop being so aggressive with Maddie, okay? Just give her some space. And for the last time, when I give you Nanny's chicken parm recipe, write it down. I'm sick of having to answer this phone call every week.
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I ran out of things, but I wanted to keep it romantic, so. So he's like, by the way, I've got one more. It says, we can call it a prom com LOL. Yes, yes, a prom com. I'll go to prom with you, Joe. Absolutely. By the way, so it's like, I don't know if, I just want to clarify, you get that like prom, prom com is like a play on rom com, right? Yes, Joe, come on. Yeah.
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This is the most romantic thing that anyone has ever done for me. It's such a relief that he understands how important it is to take my time in this relationship that I don't want to be in. And I do want the same things he wants, except I want them with a different person at a different time in my life. And that's all.
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We did see Cloris Leachman at the very, very end. Did you catch her?
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She was wearing a bright green dress. So like she stood out in the group and she was like clapping and was like really happy. During the prom king and prom queen moment, she was like, oh yeah, that's good. I remember. I remember when Frankie Avalon was prom king. That was the time. That was a good time. We banged in his car back outside.
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So, um, so Joe, so Joe's like, Hey, are you going to cover my pimples off? She's like, yeah, come here, Joe, Joe. So they go and he like, he like covers, she, she does his makeup and Michael's like, Hey, did you guys take the sheet to make copies? Wait, what are you guys doing? Like what's going on? Like what's happening back here? And he's like, nothing. We're just like pre-booking. That's it.
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Did she? Wait, when she says, I finally have gotten rid of this fake cheating rumor, did she? No.
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You absolutely did not. You did not get rid of a rumor.
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I think maybe she thought like the explanation that Will was being bullied at law school is like the thing that like, like deaded the rumor. But I don't think anyone believed that.
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So now like, it's like, okay, yay. Like it's Republic. People are in Republic. Fun time, fun times. And TJ is like, Hey Brad, something just clicked in my head. Emmy is planning this prom because she didn't get to go with Will because she was skiing, right? Is that the same weekend that the cheating supposedly happened? And Brad's like, I don't know.
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Like that was the night that whatever went down with Will's cheating supposedly went down. I'm concerned. I'm very, very concerned.
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How do they, what law school is this again? How does everyone know so many people in this law school? It's like this nebulous place, this distant law school that I'm not even sure is even in South Carolina, but they all seem to know people there. And there's people from this law school here in Charleston. It's like this weird concept that's lingering around this show.
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so tj's like if this rumor is nothing then it's nothing but i will find out the truth like okay dj yeah i will find out
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What does Will like? He doesn't like hot dogs. He doesn't like proms. Does he have joy in his life anymore? He hates every single thing. Everything is a complaint from him. It's hard to believe this is the same guy who we saw the past two seasons, who was like partying and like the bartender and like always up for good times. And now he's like, I hate proms. I hate hot dogs. I hate standing up.
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You know? Yeah. That's our boy.
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Yeah. He has no joy. So Will's like, I'm going to change out of my work tie and into a dress tie. I've been working.
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It's like so hard.
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Lawyering. My work tie has a little highlighter attached to it. But my dance tie, no highlighter.
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Again, I think there's value in just going up to someone and say, do you want to go to prom? So then now Lake is saying, I just like to shake ass and eat good food. And I was like, that was poetry. So now we go to Maddie's house and Maddie, Joe and it's Maddie, Joe and Maddie's housemates, Fran and Eva, which I forgot about Fran. I think we met Fran last season.
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I just love that there's someone named Fran on this show. So Eva, in case you guys don't remember, Eva was dating Oisin until that whole Grace Lilly situation happened.
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I still am shocked that an OnlyFans model cheated on the person he was in a situationship with. It's just wild.
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Some of our favorite Housewives episodes are when the cast goes on group vacations. I mean, hello, we just watched SLC go nuts in Mexico. Or what about Scary Island? Or what about Morocco? I mean, it goes on and on and on.
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Yeah, by the way, there's literally no Chief Sue we've ever seen on this show who's been able to hide their disdain. I mean, from Hannah, the way Hannah would flare her eyes at a charter guest she hated, or the way Kate would be like, um, okay, so are you idiots done with your meal yet?
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So clear. Even Aisha last season clapped back at someone she didn't like.
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I. Like, love Daisy. And I feel guilt that we did not put her on the ballot for Bravo Liberty of the Year. I'm going to say that right now. I feel guilt. Like, I kind of want to go in. I kind of want to go into the ballot right now and just add her in. Do it. Add her in. I'm going to do it right now.
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I can do it while we're podcasting. I'm very crafty.
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Yeah. Well, and also Danny has been mad at Daisy ever since Daisy like clap back at her and said that Danny was not being nice when she was talking shit about Keith.
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So, Daniel's like, Daisy, I'm personally, like, losing my passion and motivation, and I'm not speaking on behalf of Diana, but you'll be on your phone sometimes, and then you'll come up, and then you'll just, like, shout at us for something, and I'm just, like, so confused. Daisy's like, I shouted you.
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Yeah, but you cannot say that you are taking initiative when she is the one who's catching you flirting time and time again. You're sitting there chatting to Chase and whatever piece of dick is floating by on a raft instead of doing your work. You're not trying to get ahead, you're trying to get head.
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I have two new beautiful gray lounge chairs that I have put here into this office for podcasting needs, and they just look lovely, and I got them from Wayfair. They arrived very quickly, and they were easy to put together. It was a dream.
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Yes, and by the way, try to get that head, but do it after you clean the head.
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By the way, just, oh, I just added Daisy to the ballot. She's officially now in the running to be, although she's at a disadvantage because there's already been a day of voting. So, you know.
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I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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Daisy. You know, maybe on the heat of the moment, maybe I'm direct. Which is funny when people say that. Maybe I'm direct. I mean, I can only make someone care so much. You have to want to care for yourself. And as far as I can tell by the way you carry yourself on this boat, you don't care about anything.
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Honestly, it's just really convenient that Wayfair has everything our home needs. I mean, because I'm going to get a coffee table, I might get a lamp, and it's just all there on the website.
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Stop being stupid. Stupid. This was really watching her say this, watching this idiot, this spoiled brat who's been slacking all season, who cried because she couldn't put like a doily where she wants to on a tablescape.
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The city or a dude that have this moment was hilarious. And again, I've said this before, like a real, I do feel a real privilege in what being able to watch these shows with Dom because watching Dom react, cause you know, Dom as a choreographer, he's like in charge of people, you know, like he has, he has to order people around. And so he, he's like, he's like a dancing Daisy.
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He has to be like the Daisy of like a people of dancers. And it's just so funny what the way he just can roll his eyes at these people. I'm like, I feel really privileged just to watch someone just be so utterly disgusted by someone's work ethic on these shows.
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You can complain about your boss not creating a good work environment, and you can talk about how your motivation is low because your boss sucks, that's fair, but you can't expect your boss, like, ultimately, it has to come from you. And honestly, a lot of times my experience has been that if you are just if you like buck up and you're like a really good worker, your boss usually responds that.
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And if they don't, then they are really a piece of shit. But in this case, Danny is not like you cannot tell me that Danny, you know, just flirting with Chase in the in the wheelhouse. That is just not going to be the thing that's ever going to get your boss happy with what you do.
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And Danny's like, well, I'm not having a go. No, no, no, absolutely not. I'm just a bit, I'm a bit blindsided. And I mean, obviously, I'm going to have to go and reevaluate how I can create passion in what you're doing. Here, let me think about it.
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Here, was that enough passion for you?
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If this girl thinks that she said her piece and it's going to be over, she's sadly mistaken. So Daisy's like, she's a fucking billboard for Gen Z. She thinks that I'm her equal. I'm absolutely not her equal. I'm her superior in every way. You're a 23 year old who knows absolutely fucking nothing. Sit there, shut up and learn from it.
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know what was so funny to me is that like you know we we lived through the anti-millennial phase we lived through those where it's like oh my god that's so millennial oh millennial pink oh my god millennials are so great but what was funny is that like all the hate for millennials came from older people doing the typical thing that you talked about which is like old older people punching down on the younger people so it's kind of funny to me to hear a younger person
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getting mad at a millennial like almost with the same energy as being like okay boomer i'm like oh that's weird to think of millennials being in a position where they're like the old folks like to me millennials are still like to say like millennials to me i'm still like 22 years old but they're all like 37 40 i mean it doesn't make any sense how do millennials get to be mid to upper 30s like
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I don't have to look at my ball sack because I can just look at Gary. So Glenn is like, Gary, the world's ball sack. Just watching it drop year by year. He's like a sundial in ball sack shape.
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Daisy is like, well, there was such a bad vibe. And I will take full responsibility for that. I mean, I felt like I always had my manners. I think I tried to start conversation and I laughed in their face when I spilled three bottles, three glasses of champagne on the primary's lap. I thought that was charming.
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But the looks I was getting, a conversation, if I tried to start it, it was like stonewalling. And I got to a point where I was like, I don't know. I don't want to be around them. Like, well, when was that point? I don't know, about three minutes into the charger.
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So she pulls an Emma and she's like, I got to get out of here. So she like, she's like, okay, go get, don't get yourself upset. No, it's not you, Glenn. I'll be back. Oh, fuck me this fucking day. I'll be back. Which by the way, that's now, that would be great if the Terminator said that instead of like, I'll be back. It's like, it's not you. You know what? Fuck me this fucking day.
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today here on the yacht of life. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie.
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i have nothing better to do uh i will almost crash this boat in about 30 minutes but for now i'm sitting on this bed just gonna pretend this room is a cave so danny is so then danny the daisy walks up there when they see her and danny's like well i told daisy that i think she's unmotivated and not passionate and doesn't give a and diana's like you'll said that she's like yeah i mean what am i supposed to do diana
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I'll tell you what you're supposed to do. Your job. You're supposed to sweep and you're not supposed to sass your boss and say that she doesn't give direction and she doesn't seem to be in it and she's not inspiring enough passion for you. How about you, Shammy?
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You got time to complain. You got time to explain why you're not cleaning.
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Yeah, she's your boss. What do you expect her to do? You just told your boss that she doesn't really know what she's doing and her head's not in the game. What do you think your boss is going to do? You just said, hey, boss, you always are yelling at me. So what do you think your boss is going to do? Not yell at you? She's going to yell at you times two, you idiot.
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So Diana tells us, on my last boat, we would get punished by our chiefs too if we left a little bit of dust here or like you forgot to take this bag out. Have you ever been stuck in a closet with nothing but frozen borscht on every shelf? It's horrifying.
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She made me shower in goulash. Which I know is.
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So Danny then upstairs is like, that was absolutely terrifying. Ooh, what happened? Well, I was just telling Daisy, I think it's hard to work for someone who doesn't care. And she was just like very condescending and said, I can't bring your passion back. So now Dani, who's like not about mind games or anything, she is now quietly going around and launching a campaign against Daisy.
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Yeah, nice, big, fun episode today, Below Deck Sailing, that we're going to recap in a moment. Before we dive into that, in case you missed the newsflash yesterday, the voting is officially open for the 2025 crappies happening on February 1st in New York City. Get your tickets. Actually, most of the theater is sold out. Actually, most of it's sold out, which is really cool.
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She's like trying to find her allies and like get ahead on the narrative, right?
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well all you can say is how you feel and she's just going to be defensive and gary's like yes she's probably yes of yes of course she will be because she probably wasn't expecting that either and i don't want to say anymore because i feel bad for days and so then okay everyone okay come over here for the tip meeting so they gather around and he's like all right everyone another charter done and then they just show a picture of him with his afro we i don't even understand what prompted that
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Hers was about 15 or 18, but it was like a three-day charter, I think.
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I used to really like Contessa. She was one of my favorites in the beginning, but I don't know. She just really wore me out. She sucks now. So then I'm watching Dr. Scott do his, do his rap on the season premiere. Wow.
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There's no coming back from that. Oh no.
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So then Chase and Cloyce are talking about going out tonight. And Chase is telling Cloyce to woo Daisy with his dance moves. And Chase is like, I'm going to shave my nuts. See you in a minute. So then Daisy is making a drink with Keith and she's like, well, I've had a bit of a day. He's like, oh, really? It's like, yeah, I'm next on Danny's witch hunt. She completely assassinated my character.
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And he's like, yeah, well, she assassinated my character too. And I was saying to you, like, am I the problem here?
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Boss bitch Daisy, I'm so angry. I'll handle this one. I'm karma. Hold on.
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Well, I'm not going to let it ruin my night. So Chase and Danny show up and everything. So everyone goes to dinner and everything.
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Well, look, Daisy's got three different guys pining after her. So maybe there's something to it.
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not one you cannot name one thing ma'am but the fact is that like really i listened to this like three times and the first two times i really thought she said farting not fighting and when you hear this entire sentence this entire paragraph as a as a commentary about when and when she doesn't fart it's pretty hilarious i actually hate farting but when someone hurts my feelings and disrespects my boundaries or says something hurtful i will let you know about it but i won't fart for the sake of farting
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My farting is very intentional. Like, I'm making a statement about how I feel about you when I fart.
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Yeah. They're not fart compatible. But... They're not twin farts. But I will say that she says this thing about fighting. She's like, well, I hate fighting. Like, you know, I'm not going to fight unless I'm not going to fight for the sake of fighting. And it's just like silent. And Daisy goes, OK.
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It's just like fun to do the ballot. So that's going on. Hang out with us on Patreon. Really excited because traders comes back this week. We have done a two part cast breakdown for the traders on our bonus episodes. Part one went up yesterday. Part two is going to go up, I think, on Thursday.
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we then cut to clan in bed watching a telenovela um was he crying when he was watching no no he was watching it and the guy's like i can't be with you maria because i am your brother and he goes whoa our note taker thought that he was crying which i think is really sweet that's funny he might have been it could have been all the it was hilarious i was cracking up at those watching the telenovela
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And then what we're going to do is we're going to recap The Traitors sort of the way we did Love Island over the summer. And we're so, so thrilled because that's like, honestly, one of my favorite shows of the year. So can't wait to get back into that. And, you know, we got tons of other bonus episodes and crap is on demand. You can watch us. You can watch Ronnie's back, back home in Texas.
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Well, if you guys hook up, I won't feel bad about it. I'm all for it. I'm absolutely really, really happy if you hook up with Daisy. My Daisy, sweet as the summer breeze.
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well, you know, you're very endearing and I wish I were more like you when I took criticism. You know, dumb and American. And he's like, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
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So then Keith outside, then some of them go outside and Keith is like, well, I'm very into you, Daisy. Well, I will say that I like that you're into me. Oh, well, I feel like we have such a good, we've become such good friends. And then it evolved from there. Yes, and I like you too. I think you're the kind of person I've never met before.
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Like not farting in my face and slurring your words and just being a disgusting scab of a human. Sorry, Gary.
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And I like them. Dare I make the pun? I ship them. But I do actually like Keith and Daisy.
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She looks like... I think that I just am always happy when Daisy makes out with someone. I think I was like, oh my God, Daisy and Colin, that's so cute. I think I was like that last season and we saw how that turned out.
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So there'll probably be a Bueller cameo coming up soon. He's been drinking a smoothie today. So you might see that cup.
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This is name such with Kate. Yeah, did you not hear my parody song? Oh, sorry about that. Oh, yeah.
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Thank you for acknowledging I've been emotionally to Magic Mountain.
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Get the vitamins in, okay? So we're just really amped. It's like a really fun week. So much good stuff on Bravo and on Peacock right now. And I'm just excited for the crappies. I'm not going to lie. We know what's going on behind the scenes. We are keeping a lot of it as a surprise. And we're just like... We're excited, Ed. It's going to be a good one.
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Sad, sad Gary. So Cloyce is like, Keith, that was it. He's like, what? And Diana's like, the kiss. Are you all right, Cloyce?
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And Diana's like, I actually feel bad for Cloyce if he really liked her. I get it because I've been in that situation with Danny, that bitch and Chase. It's just fucked. I'm going to call up Vladimir and see what he can do about situation.
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Gary's trying to pretend to be sober. He's already fallen off the wagon five times. I just want to be present when he falls off for the sixth time. Do you understand what I'm trying to say? I can't be distracted by you.
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So Gary and Davide are in the hot tub and Davide is like, so what do you think about Daisy and Geeta? And Gary is like, well, I just don't understand, bro. I do not understand it. He's like, I can't believe she would actually be attracted to or would make out with someone who doesn't treat her like total garbage.
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And Daisy is basically like, well, coming off the breakup with Colin, I think I learned a lot and I think he deserves honesty from me. And Keith is very secure in himself. He was in plays in high school. So I think that says a lot. He's just so emotionally stable.
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Yeah. Donnie's incredibly manipulative and you're playing into her manipulation. And Gary's like, yeah, well, maybe I am. And maybe that's why I want you guys to sort it out. Probably take her for an ice cream and a chat for her.
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so um so chase is like talking joking with keith about making out with daisy and stuff and um keith is like yeah well maybe there'll be another one and chase is like well has gary said anything to you and he's like yeah no i spoke to gary before and he was like no good we all have our histories but it's all good he's like well i will tell you know i'll tell you him giving you the go-ahead doesn't exactly mean what he says
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He's like, really? He's like, yeah. And we see a flashback to Colin asking Gary if he was OK, if he pursued Daisy. And Gary would be like, absolutely, no problem whatsoever. And I absolutely will not undermine this relationship in any sort of way.
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I'm asking. So my friend who's like obsessed with RuPaul drag race, I'm saying, do you have any thoughts on detox? Asking they will be, they will be aired on watch a crap.
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So Gary says, one day the guests would like to enjoy all the boat has to offer before a dinner that will blow their minds. So that way they can make many puns about blowjobs. And Daisy goes, oh, and for night two, they want an intergalactic, metallic-themed everything. After, they hope to bring some of the crew with them for a night in the town. So Gary's like, yeah, baby.
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So they're going to figure that all out and everything. And that's the plan for this charter.
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how do you not care when you know it's danny she's probably leaving fluids all over the place in there but i'm seriously concerned taking away the privilege and keith is like really she's like i just need to calm down i need to talk to her and keith is like well i lost my passion for yachting because of you i don't know how i'm going to continue in the industry you're such a negative boss i guess he's just like making fun of danny yeah daisy goes all right all right danny
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It's time. It's time to have our talk. Okay, let's just sit down here. All right, you sit there. I'll sit here. We're gonna have a nice, calm chat where I'm going to inspire you and bring back passion into your life. Okay, here we go. So I'm taking the time to reflect on what you've spoke to me about yesterday. And I know we're tired and emotions are running high.
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And yes, of course, I want to finish the season strong. So thank you for coming and speaking to me about it. I think you're a great stew. I think you're a great asset to the team. And I think you're also the biggest idiot I've ever met in my life. Get off the boat!
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She's like, oh, you're not feeling passion? Well, so you're not going to be feeling an orgasm too if you don't get it together.
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Yeah, she literally was like, you know, I mean, I'm grateful for all the things you do, but yeah, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Please don't take away the guest room privileges. I need the dick. I need it so badly in ways you don't even understand. She's like, that's okay. I know it's a high intensity environment, at least for those of us who actually do the work. And I appreciate the apology.
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This is a great episode, I just want to say. I mean, not of our show, but of Below Tech. I mean, ours, maybe it'll be great. Who knows?
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Hopefully we can go forward and finish the season strong.
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Yes. Almost the same thing. So Danny's like, I think Daisy hates me because I'm a threat to her position. Okay, lady. You are not. Okay, can we have this lady just walk the plank at this point? I mean, come on. Danny a threat to the position? Whose position? I don't know what position she's a threat to, but it's definitely not Daisy's.
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Guys, we're three minutes and 31 seconds in, and I can tell you right now, this episode of Crap On This is great.
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By the way, first of all, I admire the wordplay. I mean, look, there was a show called Urinetown.
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Yeah. It's just, it's listen, everyone has different kinks. I'm not going to, I'm not going to king shame, but I do think it's funny that someone's like, I want to get off tonight. Oh yeah. You're in Ibiza. That's going to be how I get there.
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So changing to the whites, okay, the guests are coming on board, which means cue the raunchy puns. So Detox comes on and she's like, Daisy, are you going to be able to come out with us? I don't know yet. Well, I'll have to talk to Glenn. What's the best way to convince him to let some of you guys come out with us? And Lola goes, eh, no. You're like, of course.
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So good. Previously, the guests are meeting with Captain Glenn prior to their departure to register their dismay. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So this Lady Jillian... She's miserable and all her friends are miserable and they've come on the boat to be miserable. And now they're mad that people have reacted to them being miserable.
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By the way, that literally makes no sense. That's all you have to say, you know? But that's, and gay, honestly, when you're around a bunch of gays, you just say anal. Like when there's like a question mark, you answer with anal. And then just, it always lands. It just always lands.
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I'm always like, oh my God. So cross. But then when we get around the gays, it's like, what does anyone want for dinner? Anal. Has anyone checked the mail? Anal.
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But it was weird that they put up a picture of Glenn in an afro first. I was like, excuse me. Wrong photo.
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Is that the mom from Mr. Belvedere? Oh, sorry. I submitted the wrong photo to production.
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So it turns out the fruit was cut on the same cutting board that a red onion was cut on earlier. So, cause Cloyce was like, I haven't, I haven't cut with, I haven't cut with garlic at all today. But then he remembers there was an onion and then he tells us, After last night, I feel like I'm not in the right headspace. Okay, don't blame Danny choosing Keith on your, you cannot, I'm sorry.
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You cannot blame your bad cooking on Danny and Keith.
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Unfortunately, the fruit wasn't inspired to be passionate by Daisy. So apologies for that. We're having a little bit of an issue with leadership on this boat. So they sail. It's fun. Then they stop sailing and they start doing water toys and everything. And Daisy asks Diana to set up for dinner and everything. And Cloyce is putting together dinner. He's not sure what it's going to be just yet.
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Now, she sort of has a point here, because honestly, if you're on a seven star yacht, no matter how miserable you are, you still need the staff to be like, yes, whatever you need, whatever you need. Smile, smile, smile. Unfortunately, they confused getting onto a seven star yacht with this floating, you know, heap of garbage. That's trash.
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But meanwhile, Danny is like, did Daisy say we have to... We have to... What is... What is that? We have to hurt them?
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Does it say we have to do something?
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I want to say one thing. So when Lola is out of drag, Lola was like very funny. And like, Lola was like, I'm so sorry. We have like a million suitcases. I'm so sorry. Like he was like being like funny and so nice to staff and everything. And like, He was just, you know, fun gay. And then the moment that he got into drag, he became a terror. Yeah.
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He just became, then I should say, she then became like awful. And she was like, um, this croquette, this is basically a mozzarella stick, like fancy mozzarella stick. I'm like, yeah, it's delicious. Now, was it a very elegant presentation? Absolutely not. It was like three giant fried balls on a plate. This was not like a high-end presentation. What'd you say? There was an aioli.
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There was an aioli. But would I have ate the fuck out of those things?
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I liked Detox because Detox decided to, I don't know if this was intentional, but Detox came out to dinner looking like Angelica Houston.
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was just like on one. Like she was not happy when she became Lola. And she's like, this is like a cheese stick in ball form, which was totally dismissive of basically, you know, the croquette. And Daisy's like, I will pass it along. What'd you say?
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And then there was like a guy in like a sheer shirt who was like, he just was obsessed with making jokes about how young Cloyce was. He's like, is he up past his bedtime? Is he allowed to even talk to us? Does he have his homework to do? He's got to do some algebra. Where's dinner? Is he watching the Flintstones? Change his diaper? Come on, guys. Come on. Yes, hand me someone, please.
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I can't be the only one making jokes at the table.
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You know what I mean? Be smarter. So Cloy's is like he's so next he brings out like an arugula salad. And then they're going to like do some smoking or whatever, like smoking the next thing. And so he's basically, the arugula salad goes over better. They're like, oh my God, he's still in diapers and he knows what arugula is. Am I right? Am I right? He's young. Anyone? Anyone?
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So then Cloyce is, then for the next one, Cloyce is going to do a thing where he has like cloches over all the dishes, but he's going to fill them with smoke. But the smoking machine is like broken. So they're waiting. And at first I was like, okay, whatever. Like nine minutes between courses is not like the end of the world. But then it gets to 15, 16, 17.
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Yeah, it looks like next week's episodes can get real messy when Gary's vow of sobriety hits a bit of a speed bump when he goes out on the town with the crew, I mean, with the guests in Ibiza. So that, I'm sure, is going to be a spicy episode. Looking forward to that. Thanks again to everyone for listening. Be sure to go vote.
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Now that Daisy is on the ballot, go give Daisy some love and get your tickets to come see us at the Crappies. See you on the next one. Bye. Bye.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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First of all, they're getting a cheeseburger.
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Yes. Also, Diana can't help it that she has, you know, resting bitch face. OK, that's just like she's been through a lot. She's had to she's had to stew on like an oligarch's yacht. She's it's rough. And people this week, people are like, you guys know that she's Portuguese, not Russian, right? We're like, yes, but we also feel like she's Russian.
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She has Putin proximity privilege. She's like, I'll still work. I'll still be in the service industry. I'll be at the low end of the ladder, but I can have you murdered by the time.
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So Gary's like, what's going on in there? I'm feeling quite uneasy. And Diana's like, it's taking too long. And Daisy's like, oh, I think I'm gonna be sick. So, yeah, and Chloe's like, what could they be complaining about?
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#2678 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E13: Drag Her!
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#2678 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E13: Drag Her!
I also love this move by Sherry. She's like, yeah, we all just felt a little frustration a little bit towards us. And then she turns to her friend Jillian and goes, um, and what else? Like, you take it from here. You know, I'm not the only one going down looking like a bitch on TV. And so Jillian's like, oh, okay. Well, I was trying not to confront these people to their faces, but, um...
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#2678 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E13: Drag Her!
I think the main thing was I feel like the guys did such a great job of making us try to be happy and, you know, just a few hiccups that we already shared with you and can share with your crew, so.
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#2678 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E13: Drag Her!
No, this has always been an issue with this show because the guys admittedly like the safety of the boat is in their hands. But like, I don't feel like they are necessarily they're not as consumer facing, customer facing, client facing as the women are. And the women have to be like sort of flawless.
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#2678 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E13: Drag Her!
all day long whereas the guys can goof off they can smoke cigarettes over here or there you know dock the boat get the toys out make sure no one drowns that's you know that's that's good that's an important thing that's not nothing
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#2678 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E13: Drag Her!
not nothing the guys do work but like then they're always like oh my god we did so much work and meanwhile the stews are doing at the same amount of work if not more the whole day long you know comes dinner time the guys are all just sitting around all the time they're just loafing around down in the in the in the mess and the and the girls are always running around like crazy so yeah i think you're totally right i love that yeah it's my favorite that is a great episode of watch what happens
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#2678 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E13: Drag Her!
Yeah, by the way, note that Glenn did not give these ladies a horn goodbye. He did not go rushing in to give them a . You're right, he didn't give them a .
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#2678 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E13: Drag Her!
They definitely also would not have liked it. Shari would have been like, why are they honking at us? That's kind of rude. I feel like that's a lot of hostility. We're taking some of that tip back.
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#2678 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E13: Drag Her!
And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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#2678 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E13: Drag Her!
Well, I was very happy with the charter. They said us guys did great, so thank you so much for your hard work, everyone. And Daisy, meanwhile, is like, I don't want any guests to walk away feeling like they had an experience like that. That's why I'm not here. I'm here to yacht my underlings, and I certainly didn't want them to feel like we didn't like them.
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#2678 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E13: Drag Her!
I just wanted them to feel like we didn't enjoy them or want to be around them. But perhaps we would like them in some way. Like, you know, she has like a nice...
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
You know, you didn't watch the Oscars, but speaking of mermaids, they brought out Daryl Hannah to present an award. Isn't that nice?
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Daryl Hannah. Someone who did this once in the early 80s.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Could you imagine if Daryl Hannah was on this charter with these women? They're like, please welcome Aisha, Guy, Fernette, and Daryl Hannah.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
I mean, I am so sick of men with big noses hitting on me. So that was a Roxanne reference. Roxanne, Roxanne, Roxette. oh yeah all right everyone i'll get right back to it so i don't have a roxanne comment but i have a roxanne giggle I just remember seeing that movie in the theaters. So, Lara. So, she's like, well, they're going to be celebrating 25 years of the first time that they saw Splash.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
I don't have anything pressing on my mind. Just hello, everyone. How are you? Hello. Hello. What are your below deck thoughts? You know, fun times happening on that boat. You know, I don't know if I have too many pressing thoughts. It's kind of fun that there's a... that everyone's like in love with Bion. And I like that he is revealing himself to be a douchebag.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
I'm like, oh, that's great. And so, they'd like a several-tiered silver cake for Daryl Hannah to jump out of. And I'm still looking for a sous chef. So, we'll see how well Daryl Hannah can heat up fish sticks. All right, let's get through this charter. Okay. Daryl Hanna doesn't realize that she's starting out as a guest, but she's ending as a sous chef.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Which is a real ghastly insight into the world of mermaids. So I feel like we never really, really, we never really unpacked that scene. Like this is to imply that do mermaids just go around just eating lobsters through the shell? They just, these sweet, beautiful mermaids are actually just vicious creatures.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Yeah, but she had her own issues. She was brushing her hair with a fork. So these, you know, these mermaids really got to get it together. Yeah.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Can I say something? Yeah. Can I tell you about the very first thing I saw this morning when I woke up? I feel like it's appropriate to this in some weird way. Merman. I woke up. I watched Merman porn and it was fabulous. No, the New York Times. It's so funny because the New York Times, you know, I always go to the New York Times first thing in the morning.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
I don't know why, because then it fills me with dread. So there's all awful headlines to the left, but they always have some weird curious thing on the right. And today the headline was, this is what it looks like to a crab when a cuttlefish is about to eat it. Right. And they had this cuttlefish. It was a video. And there was a cuttlefish and it was approaching the crab.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Cause we were really, I think we were really out of sorts that he's like a bosun who seemed to be like more or less capable, seemed friendly, seemed mature, didn't really have any damage. And now we're seeing like, no, no, he's like a standard bosun. He's a douche.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
You're like at the crab's POV. And the cuttlefish comes forward and has this like, has this like fins out. And it's like an alien coming up. And you're just watching. And the cuttlefish gets closer and closer very slowly. And then just sticks out his tongue. And I was like, that's where Daryl Hannah learned it from the cuttlefish.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
sometimes this cuttlefish that's just it's so benign looking and so gentle and then all of a sudden here comes his tongue boom pork wrapped and that's it you just see a flash of the tongue and then that's it right yeah i'm gonna see if i can share this because this is crazy it's a crazy thing right it's a crazy thing oh no i tried to click on it and it says creative creative can encounter long in no
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
I have it, but my Chrome isn't letting me share my screen, which is really sad.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Yeah, exactly. Thank you. So she is going to be there on service, etc. And then Vian is like, I think as a deck team, we're going to be extremely busy. So safety is our first priority and careful for your finger. We don't want to get that wet, which is a reminder to everyone. Harry was not safe. Sorry, Harry. Sorry to call you out on that. He's like, well, I'll do as much as I can.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
He's like, so they're like, what's going on? And Harry's like, well, he logs that, like, Marina made the move, but he can't make up his mind. And Lara's like, between who? Serena? He's like, no. And then they're like, Adair? He's like, I think so. They're like, What? The girl who kicks herself in mud on her off day is disgusting.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
So Harry then goes up to Vian, and he's like, Zarina's a bit upset, so he is so messy. Vian's like, well, why? He's like, because she was into you, and now you've gone off with Marina. He's like, well, I haven't. He's like, you haven't gone off with Marina? She asked me on a date. And he's like, well, I think that Zarina thinks you've gone off with Marina.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
And he's like, that's a lot of rhyming for me to keep up with.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Well, you know, we've got an asterisk on board here visually. Oh, by the way, it's an asterisk. Here, we're going to see an asterisk. It's going to be on screen. Okay, so Vian is here, who likes Adair, but Adair's here, who likes no one, and then Serena's here, who likes Vian, and Marina's here, who likes Vian, and basically, it's not like a love triangle. It's like a love...
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
I love spindle, like I love hubcap. And nothing's lining up and nothing's working. I'm just worried it's like a kettle that's boiling and at some point it's going to explode. Because guess what? I was raised with very unsafe kettles that when they reach a boiling point, they don't just keep boiling. They actually explode your house. It's very dangerous.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
And I want everyone to take cover when this kettle explodes.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
I know. Like, watch out. This vessel that's made for boiling may boil too much and explode.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Was that? Yeah, there was a guy whose car, like, caught on fire, and then there was another guy who was, like, my mom was an alcoholic, so at five years old, I had to drive us all to school.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
could you not rub your armpits while you talk while you uh flirt with me please it's just super tall and he's like well maybe the chef should have could have asked me to go out she's like well i'll just be waiting here for my apology and my invite so this is the way vihan operates he does the passive thing where he doesn't have to get clocked for being a fuck boy because he's not going to be the one who's actively you know engaging with anyone he's gonna wait for them to engage with him and then he could be like no you know what they
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
um yeah i mean i think that like he's definitely he's only in like sort of light fuck boy status but i'm just saying like these are the things that i'm keeping out for i'm like building my case yeah because i know we're gonna we're gonna need it at some point we're gonna need to litigate this this is clearly going so badly so quickly that i guess i'm just enjoying the last parts of the chapter where before he becomes a full-on villain you know yeah exactly
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Yeah. And then, you know, it's nice because as he becomes douchier, it's going to bring out more of Lara's bitchy side, which I need from my my chief stew. I need I need my chief stew to be like douchy.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
This is both the episode where his fuckboy nature really came to the fore, but also his irresponsible bosun nature came to the fore as well.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Yes. And now is this where we actually get to see the CV of the incoming sous chef? I don't think we saw it. We did get to because... I mean, right now, I don't think we saw it. Oh, not right now. Okay. I'll zip it. I'll keep that spoiler for later in the episode.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Oh, I, every time that every time there's like any piece of information about someone, I always pause. I'm like, let me, let me find out about this person. Well, I will just say, I don't remember if it comes up later or not, but the CV, it looks like it's Alicia from below deck sailing yacht who was just referenced in the last season.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
I know, but I think she's going to be a sous chef. But she's nice, though. She's nice. She'll be like, I'm just here to help. I'm really, honestly, I'm used to being a head chef. But like, you know, when Captain Jason calls me up, I was just so honored to be helpful. So I think she'll be like, she was always nice.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
not always sweet so we're getting to see that which makes me happy and then the other thing is Johnny I'm really struggling with the fact that I really like Johnny and you know he started off the season on such a terrible note that I was just like I was prepared for him to be just like the villain and
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Um, actually I actually misread the CV. I think it actually said, um, Daryl Hannah. Wow. So that actually worked out very well. Daryl Hannah ate Alicia on the way there.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Yeah, exactly. So then, meanwhile, because he's so busy changing into his blues, Beyond then is talking to Harry, and he's like, how do I tell her I like her? I'm like, you don't, because she works directly under you, so I would just not do that. And Harry's like, well, I don't think the chart is the time, but since you've already told me, I'll probably go tell her at our next crew dinner, so...
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
But the sort of soup that requires a fork. So she's like, I feel like the criticism is going to be really high for this charter, meaning that I don't have much room for mistakes. So meanwhile, Vian's telling Johnny to get everything ready for the beach and everything. And, you know, he's checking in with Marina about... He's like asking Marina what she's eating.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
And she's saying that she's eating potatoes and ribs. And he's like... I don't know, they're just checking in about the guests. He's like, that's my ticket. She's like, oh, interesting, interesting.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
So Zarina, meanwhile, is telling the guests what she's planning to make, salads and soups and soups and salads. And everyone's like, yeah. And they're like, by the way, you're dealing with a few restaurateurs here. We're foodies, so be careful, Zarina. And she's like, yes, I sold the preference sheet. I know you guys know your food. I know you guys know your food. I know you guys know your food.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Flash forward to Wagyu steak drama.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
There are a lot of restaurateurs that definitely don't know anything about food because I've been in those restaurants and I won't go back. So, okay, so they're going to sort of set up, they're going to anchor, set up anchor and everything. And there's a buoy in the water. And Johnny says it's 100 meters away. And Adair's like, 100 meters? I don't use meters.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
every episode i like him more and more and i actually think he's like really hot and i'm just like this doesn't really make sense to me he's supposed to be a dick so i'm gonna wait for him to be a dick again but uh i'm really disconcerted by all that yeah i am too i find him very charming but you know what listen a lot of people start out on a bad note and do really well and any alicia q's fan will know that you know i still love her i don't care she starts with like a rawr
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
But that ain't no dang 100 meters off the stem. That's what I call about 60 mud piles away from the boat. Okay, that's if not a football field's worth of distance. I mean, I ran track. I know, God, meters.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
A hundred meters. I didn't see nothing fall from outer space. No, not meteors. Oh, nevermind. Thank God. Cause those are scary.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Yeah, it made us realize how much artistry Daryl Hannah really possessed when she played that pivotal role. So Lara is asking Vian to meet her in the salon for something. And so Lara's like, by the way, after services, can we make sure there's someone to wipe down and vacuum the floor? Because basically in the middle of this,
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
we didn't discuss is that the guests ate their lunch they loved it they got up to leave and you know there was something got spilled and so there was a mess on the on the teak and the table was messy so she had radio vihan to clean it up and then 45 minutes later she went back out there and it was still messy so now she's like so vihan can we make sure there's always someone to wipe down and vacuum the floor
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Yeah, you know, a checklist. Could you like maybe do a checklist or, I don't know, develop some sort of basic instinct of what it means to be in the service industry? Thank you so much. That would be really helpful.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
I didn't understand what this woman was trying to achieve. Was it supposed to be that she was going to have a mermaid? She was just going to take photos as a mermaid? I didn't get what she was hoping for, but she was just getting tossed around by the ocean.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
No, I know mermaiding is. I didn't know what this lady... I didn't feel like she was part of the mermaid... subculture i felt like she just was like i want to bring a mermaid tail to the seychelles and then we'll take a photo as mermaids and it's gonna be fabulous but it was just like the extent not good yeah yeah not good commercials here comes one right now
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
He's like, you wipe, the way to clean the table is you wipe the table and the way to clean the floor below it, you vacuum. And then if there's messy towels, you fold them. He's like, but what about putting out cushions? How do you do that? You put out the cushions. Okay, great, great. I'm really learning some things here.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
She did say that. I thought that was charming. I mean, have you seen how gorgeous she is? So then downstairs, Lara's talking to Zarina about what the plan is for dinner. And so Zarina is going to make a truffle risotto, do like a surf and turf, and then like a silver cake.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
ice cream so the guests come back on board and Lara there's like this nice moment where like Lara's hanging out with the guests like chatting with them and Bree's there too and she's like so I want to hear how did you all meet and they're all saying how they were sorority sisters but they've also known each other since they were children but like actually a few of them have children that's their only bond and
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Yeah, I kind of want Zarina. I feel like, you know, he's very affectionate with Zarina, and I'm kind of like, Zarina, stop chasing after Vian. Go after your handsome Greek god who's giving you complimentary shoulder rubs in the galley. That is your man.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Laura's asking them about like, I'm sorry, some of them said that they were only children. And then Laura asked if any of them have had children. And only one person has. So they're talking about like kids and relationships. And it's like a nice moment. And one of the guests asked Brie if she has like a boy. Well, ask Laura first if she has a boyfriend.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
And then they're sort of like, what about you, Brie? And they're kind of like coy. And they kind of deduce that it's Harry who Brie is into.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Like, I thought that he was just being coy, and she is really upset by this.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
So then Jason's checking in with Vian, see how everything's going. And Vian's like, yeah, you know, I've got a few things I want to tweak, but I want to set up lists so they can actually tick it off because I think they're missing certain things. Implying that he's actually, he's trying to make it seem like he's on top of shit when he was the one who did not take care of the messy table and floor.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
So now he's kind of being like, I'm going to make some lists. This was totally my idea. I'm going to make a list because my team, they're missing things. I'm like, No, you missed that. That was your spill to clean up, sir.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Isn't Adair, she's like a Dextu. Shouldn't she be the one to go up and help? Like that's her role is to go back and forth. So Vian tells Lara this, you know, but like, you know, it's totally unhelpful because he's gonna shower and stuff first.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Because it's totally, totally unhelpful. So tonight's theme is silver and pearls to celebrate the guests having 25 years of sorority sister ship amongst them or behind them. So she says, Laura says, when you know someone that long, they become your family. And I want to make this over the top and glam as possible. I need to make sure everything is perfect for them. So here's a streamer.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
You know, they are celebrating a special anniversary, 25 years of being sorority sisters, and this is an important moment. That's why I went to the local Hallmark store of the Seychelles and got this big two and this big five, and it's just gonna dangle over their Wagyu beef tonight.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Yeah. He's like, you're mental completely in the best possible way, which is funny because earlier in the episode when Zarina was going through it about Vian, she was like mashing something in a bowl very violently. She's like, getting all her anger out. So she's like, what's me, mental? So she goes, do you think it's going to stop someone from wanting to marry me because I'm, like, so weird?
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
He's like, no, you need to find somebody that is going to marry you for being yourself. If not, just get 10 dogs like Lara.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
um she made this risotto and everything and the surf and turf it's a perfect balance of flavor and texture in your mouth i'm really excited about it actually but i see the rare like the the steaks are cooked pretty rare and i was like these steaks are going back i'm telling you this right now these ladies are gonna want their steak more more well done i just get that vibe and i don't eat uh you know i eat fish but i don't eat meat so i was um
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Yeah. I've only had Wagyu twice, I think. Like real, like the nice, like, I mean, there's different things, like people like, oh, here's a Kobe beef slider or whatever. But like the really, really nice, is it called like A9 or something like that? And it is served incredibly, incredibly rare. And it's like melt in your mouth delicious. But like when I had it, it was like in a Japanese restaurant.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
So it was like this little sort of sliver, this beautiful sliver. And so it's like super rare, but it almost feels like appropriate because it's like, it's on the heels of sushi and lovely things. You're like, yes, I will have this red piece of meat with a char. But I think like getting a big old filet and,
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Yeah. Yeah. So Marina and Vian are on their date still. And Zarina's really upset because she found out they're on a date and she was liking him. And she's like, it's annoying because I thought Vian and I were vibing and I feel like I misread the situation again. And, you know, we see flashbacks of her flirting with Culver all of last season.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
or is that yeah exactly it's like how i it's exactly it's it's like how i i don't know how actually i i'm not gonna act like i know how it's normally served but um but like i definitely was like that's very rare and um this probably won't land well yeah um so let's i'm staring at pictures online i'm staring at it i'm like You know, it is cooked. It is often served very rare.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
I'm looking at the pictures now. It's served very rare. But hers were really, really rare. Although there is this one picture where it's pretty purplish. It looks delicious. I'll have it in any temperature.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
I just want to know, what does it look like when you're a piece of wagyu and a cuttlefish is about to eat you?
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Maybe not. I don't know. I think it's standard amount. There's apparently a huge amount of sand, so they just needed someone to like basically scoop up the sand while this while this dude did other stuff. Also, the deckhands are presenting shirtless. They're serving the food shirtless for some reason. I mean, it's nice. I mean, we like it. They have nice bodies.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
But I'm like, why are they shirtless for this sorority anniversary occasion? It was just sort of one of those funny things where I'm like, oh, is this just what they're going to if there's ever like a group of all women, they're just going to make the guys take off all their shirts every time.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
And we have like, the update is Laura has climbed 793 stairs so far. So Laura then goes and does the time-honored tradition of Below Deck, which is go and bitch about the deckhands to her second-in-command. So she's like, these boys, and Brie's like, yeah. All they do is laying on sofas in the main salon. She's like, no way. All of them? Did Harry say he would invite them to Australia?
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
She's like, yes. And he said it with conviction. And this is my pride and joy, you know, having clean sofas. And they're just sitting on the clean sofas.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Yeah, or you can just say no. You can just say no, I've got to do other things. I cannot run up and down like this all night. My feet are sore. I'm tired. I've never had to do this. It's too much. I'm like, Laura's going up and down all night. So if she can do it, you can do it.
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And she goes, this sort of thing keeps on happening to me and I don't know why. I'm like... Stop feeding the men. Then you'll see their true colors.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Yeah. I would also say the stairs have a co-accomplice or just an accomplice with the humidity because everything about the show just feels humid. Like I feel humid when I watch this show. And so I think stairs and humidity and what seems like there's there's just like no air conditioning on this boat.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Like I notice in the in the crew rooms, one of the rooms, someone has like a fan that they've just pulled out of a box. So like it's just is it not ventilated in there? I need to know all the details.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Almost all of them. It's like a lot of them go back or- And by the way, and these guests are super nice. They're not like divas. They're not obnoxious. Despite the fact that they call themselves divas, they're not. They've actually been lovely this entire time. And in fact, going back to that scene when they were talking to Lara and Marie about Harry and stuff like that, they were so...
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sweet and fun. Like I just want, I was like, I want to hang out with them. So they were like very kind. They warned us that they were going to be holy terrors and they're like lovely after they're like, they're like, we're restaurateurs and we will not hold that against your cooking. We just want this coach a little bit better. Like, you know, they're just so nice.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
So they, but they, you know, Zarina is like embarrassed and she's like, these steaks are cooked, but I think these women just, I just don't think they want to see any blood at all. And they're restauranteurs. And I would have thought they would have recognized the high end Wagyu steak, how it's really meant to be eaten. And I should have just fucking charred the shit out of it for them.
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So luckily Jason's down there.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
So then there's a cake that's going to be going up, which, by the way, props to Zarina for making a three tier cake or at least a very tall two tier cake, because I feel like the last few below decks, people have been really skimping on their cake work, especially Cloy's.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
who had to like buy a cake for that one occasion so zorina made like a big ass cake and they put a 25 on top and veon's like oh so one of them is 25. it's the 25th anniversary you idiot
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
So just like that. And I love Dr. Pepper. You know, the first thing I do when I go to the US is get a physical exam from Dr. Pepper. And she's like, oh yeah, you get a Dr. Pepper? She's like, yeah. And you know, I go to In-N-Out too. And she goes, do you have Shake Shack? He's like, no, you'll have to take me there. She goes, oh God, Brie, this is the moment you've been waiting for. Say it, Brie.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Whatever that bridge was. And Harry's like, well, sorry. I mean, I didn't think I should tell Carter Charger to guess all our crew's secrets. It's dark, eh? She's like, damn it.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
that's exactly right he didn't he wasn't taking off clothes actively he just was already just a go-go dancer just standing there so um as arena's like but i think on next night out i'll probably give it a good little go and maria's like bitch you have to fight me for that it's like oh okay so
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Um, so, uh, anyway, um, Vianna and Marina come back to the boat and, uh, and, uh, what's her face is saying that, uh, I like him and Laura's like, Oh, Bree's talking. I'm sorry. Bree is talking about, um, There were dual dates that happened last episode. So it's like a lot to keep track of. But Brie went on a date with, what's his face? Skinny Chris Knoth. Why can't I remember anyone's name?
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
I know. I would never want to make out with someone who puts so much truffle in a dish. Am I right, Vihan? So Zarina's like, fuck off. Meanwhile, there is a trail of 25th anniversary cakes in the hallway leading to her doorway now.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
He's like, I didn't realize Daryl Hannah was Brazilian. No, not her, you idiot Marina. Oh, I see. She's put her foot down with me. Oh, really? Did you put your foot down also? She's like, no. How do you feel about it all? He's like, well, to be very honest with you, I like the fact that women are fighting over you. No, no, no.
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I like the fact that neither of you are a dare because I still have a shot with her.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Jeez. So then Zarina's telling Vian, you know, honestly, I can't stop having it, which I think is a little bit of a crush. And he's like, oh, yeah, well, I don't really know what to say about that. Do you want to ask me out on a date? So meanwhile, Adair and Johnny are dealing with the jet ski and she's like, hey, y'all, I'm going to get this crane up over the boat. OK, look.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Oh, geez, there's moonshine in that jet ski. And he's like, no, I think that is just water. I think we have to drain the water. Are you sure it's not moonshine? Pretty sure it's just water.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Yeah. So Adara's like, is water supposed to be completely filled on the inside of a jet ski? Now, I'm nervous, honestly. And then Vian's like, oh, no, it's not an uncommon thing. I've seen this before so many times at Beefcakes. There would just be like water in places that wasn't supposed to be. Just get them up, you know, turn on the valves.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
they make it look really scary because they just keep the like there's like a gopro on the jet ski and the jet skis like tumbling around in the ocean so it looks like like india just died and she's fine she's got a life preserver on johnny's right there they're gonna climb back on but you know they make it look terrible and i mean it's scary for her and i'm sure i hope the young gets in trouble for disregarding safety practices but i guess we'll have to wait till next week to see what happens imagine next week they're like and that was the first passenger on below deck to die it's like oh whoa never mind
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This is what today is going to be like today. You know there's some days you just can't remember anyone's names? That's today. I'm just going to be like, Eduardo came back with Felicia. Are these people on the boat?
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
Yeah, I actually think that's one of his weak parts. That's a trouble area for him, is being interesting. So Lara's like, so you like Bye Bang? Like me with my dogs? And she's like, yeah, super. I like him a lot. And Zarina's like, oh really? And she's like, what? Hey Zarina, are you trying a new hairstyle of old haggard bitch? It really works well on you.
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Yeah. So then she like went to the bathroom and then did her hair crazy.
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Yeah, and that's what she was doing. I think she was trying to go for, like, a carefree, like, whatever, I don't care kind of look. And then it just looked crazy. And Marina's like, that looks crazy. So... Marina goes, I like it. It fits you. I was like, damn, this girl's coming in with her knives out. Marina was, like, all sweet and nice for the first few episodes of the season.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
But now that she likes a guy, she is... we're seeing another side of her now, which is fun. Um, so, uh, they all go to sleep and Marina's like, well, it was amazing. I got, you know, amazing. I got kisses from the forehead. Like what the fuck? And Vian is, cause I guess Vian walked through and gave her, gave her a kiss on the forehead.
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And so, um, Vian's like, like, don't look at me that like that. So, A lot of stuff is going on.
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Yeah. Yeah. So now the crew, now's the next day. And Harry's talking to Vian in the bedroom, asking how everything was the night before. And Vian's like, yeah, we kissed. She's very forward. It's sexy. But you know what, bro? I was thinking about it. I'm into Adair. I'm like, oh, God. Really, Adair?
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
It's just so hot. You know, when you're looking for love, you've got to be open to explore. You've got to be open to mud. And funny enough, after kissing Zarina and Marina, it's giving me some clarity into who I like and where I want to invest my time. So, Adair, I'm available. Let's see.
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If her name was Ballerina, we'd have a problem. But it's Adair. It's like, I don't even know what that name means.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
So I've never dated a model, but the closest I did get is I once dated a girl who worked at Jamba Juice who once gave me a Modelo. So that was like really close to it. And I'll just be like, right now, I feel like I'm basically dating a magazine cover of Vogue. It's so exciting for me. He's got to chill out on this because I get it. It's exciting. She's a model.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
But there's like the fourth episode in a row that he's been talking about it. And like at a certain point, it's like, it's going to be kind of a turnoff for her. I'm just going to say.
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Any personality? Do you type?
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know we talked about conversation skills um so he's basically saying he's like i'm last season like i went in too fast and i really embarrassed myself unlike this season where i'm definitely not embarrassing myself and i definitely like brie a lot so this charter season i'm gonna take it slow and i'm gonna play it cool and i'm gonna hold my cards close to my chest slow and steady wins the race he's english though right harry yeah i thought he was australian
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
It still could have just been a general question. Like, are you as an English person going to go to Australia and will you bring Bree? We've had nothing to do with this background.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
So interesting. So Zarina's talking to Lara and asking how she slept, you know. And Zarina's like, I just don't really want to be in that energy in the crew area. So I thought about it's time to go to bed. I don't want to be around short, muscly men who want to stick their dicks into other people who rhyme with my name. So Lara's like, yes, I was a bit shocked. Shocked and also instantly bored.
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And Zarina's like, yes, I think shocked is a good word. I mean, did she ask him out? Yes, she did.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
It was like Hansel and Gretel, you know, like, come to bed, Hansel and Gretel. Which is funny, because we actually had a very delicious meal that night, so we should really check that oven.
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Unfortunately, when she cooked Hansel and Gretel, her sous-chef said that this could have been a more elevated meal. So it was really awkward.
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And Guy is a luxury travel consultant who advises the new crew who should be ready for, you know, she will be on top of all sorts of things. And these are going to be a bunch of divas and they're going to have luxury service. They want luxury service. And so Vian's like, yeah, we can give that to her.
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#2747 Below Deck Down Under S03E05: Leaky Blunders
And so Aisha wants to bring her guests to the beach for a morning of splashing around the ocean while wearing mermaid tails, which... I mean, listen, if I'm gonna spend thousands of dollars to fly to the Seychelles in the middle of what I assume is the off-season, because it's so humid as fuck, I'm gonna splash around in a mermaid tail, because why not? Sounds like a very fun thing to do, I guess?
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yeah I'm like okay I get it here comes hanky you know or like here comes diamonds but like hanky's the swan leave hanky out of this well that would be
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I feel bad for the horse that I named Exposed Vagina. Exposed Vagina.
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Yeah. That's like, I feel like British humor was made solely so that way British people can just always refer to it when they've offended someone. What are you talking about? It's British humor, darling. Pick up your tears.
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Yeah, I think that we both really enjoy an icy chief stew. Like that's like really exciting for us. And she is very icy. She seems like she has no emotions. In fact, later on when she cried, I was actually upset that she cried because I was like, no, I want you to be so icy. You just don't even feel anything. Don't break down. Just like be icy. And but so far so good on the Lara front.
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Anything you want to say? No, not much. Just, you know, I'm excited for this. This was such a shit show of an opening of a first episode on this giant, giant boat. I mean, we haven't had Below Deck Down Under on our TV for over a year. So it's nice to have it back. But wow, I was stressed out during this episode. Was it the stairs? It was the stairs.
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Yeah. It definitely won't be happening. I also like, by the way, as we'll see over the course of the episode, Lara is really good about tending to fabrics. Like there were a lot of cutaway shots of her like smoothing out like a bedspread or smoothing out like a napkin or a tablecloth. She likes to sort of put her hands on things and just sort of evens it out. And it's like an attention to detail.
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And I love that because it's the chiefs dudes who have that attention to detail who are the ones that like
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um really um are like hilariously cold to their their underlings and like make their lives hell love that i love that so much when the chief stew when when you have like the the spoiled brat stews like on blow deck sailing last year and you just have a chief stew who's like i don't have time to tolerate your funny business because i've got fabrics to press down on you know like it's just it's great energy
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I've always been around stewardesses. I love how made up they are and how perfect their hair was. I do take care of myself and I like to be very neat and tidy and proper. Sounds posh. I quite like it.
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Yes, I enjoy a stew that treats the boat like a finishing school. That's very important to me. Me too.
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Just get here if you can.
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Yeah, I love that she's dropping that hint because, like, we're ready. We're ready. Like, let's insert her on one of these shows. Put her on, like, classic blow deck. I actually think that, like, I mean, Fraser is nice and everything. And I enjoy Fraser. And it's nice to have, like, a gay man as a chief stew.
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But honestly, if I had to make a pick, if someone had to be swapped out for Faye, it probably would be Fraser for me at this point.
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You know? Yeah. I would. She deserves it. It's just that, like... I could never say no to Aisha or to Daisy and... Is there anyone else? I mean, well, this new person... This one's new, so I can't say. But I'm just saying... But then, yeah, there's... So Fraser gets the short end of the stick.
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It was the stairs, and it was also that elevator. As soon as they showed that elevator, I was like, this elevator is going to break this season. I just didn't expect it to happen the first episode.
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It's all kind of like one big spectrum, but Toomey was on as Chief Stu on a shit show of a season. And I love Toomey. Just to say I want to replace Fraser is not to say I don't love Fraser. I'm just saying some people are just icons. And so Toomey was on, and then we had a Below Deck season, and then we went back to Below Deck Med. And everyone was surprised that we went Med, Classic, Med.
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uh because remember they threw in the med that we suspect because they were re-editing blow deck sailing so um in the second med that's where asia was on as a chief stew and then we just had sailing and now we're down under again
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Or maybe they were conducting an investigation, and they're like, if this investigation turns out badly, then we have to pull the entire season. But then they're like, okay, it's enough that we can air the season.
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She's like, well, I feel like someone else is here. So I wonder who the bosun would be. Her saying, I feel like someone else is here is her way of trying to say, I better go check to see if someone else is here because I don't want to talk to you anymore.
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you know, I hope there's not bad looking. Okay. Do you want a cabin with me? Do you want to do that? Remember in Antigua when, when you had the dancing cabin and I was like alone in the cabin by myself. So I thought it would be fun that this time I could be the dancing cabin and we could be dancing together. Wouldn't that be fun? And Laura's like, um, sure.
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It sounds great. If I were her, I would have said, you know what? Let me see. Let's get the entire crew on here first. And then let's reassess and see who goes where. And then I'm going to plug myself in wherever there's like a gap. But you could see like in that moment, I was like, oh, she doesn't like Zarina. Now I know. Now I know why they didn't have Aisha back.
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They were like, let's get the person who has beef with Zarina.
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No, because there was the Wuhan. Remember? The Wuhan virus. So he has it on two different... Whichever way you spell it, it's flu. Whichever way. Um, it looks like according to, uh, uh, the internet, which we have previously established is better than the staircase. Um, Vihan. I think it's Vihan. V sounds like V in very, and E sounds like E in C, and H sounds like, okay, I get it. I get it.
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Get your dollars out. And then we go back to Lara, who has this glowing review of her experience with Zarina. She goes, me and Zarina know each other from a previous boat. And I'm like Barbie and she's weird Barbie. On my previous boat, we worked together for six months and not everyone likes Zarina, present company included. She's definitely an acquired taste. She's like Vegemite.
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You either love it or you hate it. But under all the... bravado and the extraness and annoyingness and ugly-facedness and stupidity and like, God, get this woman out of my spaceness. She's a good person, I've been told. I don't know. Apparently she has a good heart. I don't know. She made broth last season. I don't know anything about it.
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Yeah, yeah. This is someone who does not like Zarina, but doesn't want to come off like a total biatch in the beginning. So she's trying to be sort of nice. She's like, I think the audience likes Zarina, so I don't want to be the one that doesn't like Zarina. But I don't like Zarina.
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Yeah, honestly. And also like, how do you design this enormous yacht that's like four stories high and you put the galley all the way in the basement, but like the dining room is on the roof. How do you not just like incorporate a service elevator? Like what, what is the thinking here?
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Oh, God. So then they're doing some sort of like administrative stuff with the bedroom and everything. And then Vihan gets down there and they're like, they introduced themselves to him. And he says that he's like the bosun and Lars, you know, they're all making introductions and stuff like that.
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It was like, please. I feel like there probably is some sort of handbag that's like in the shape of a shoe, like shoelaces. I guarantee that that's like a thing.
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Why does this feel like the match game? Why do we feel like we're meeting contestants on a game show somewhere?
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To make you want to, like, shake your TV. Yeah. So she says, coming from Georgia boat and scraping boats in the muck, I had no idea that the industry really existed until I was offered my first job. I thought I was going to get kidnapped. I mean, look, there was this amazing couple, and they said, hey, our bosses own a $20 million yacht, and you should work with it.
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And I'm like, you're going to kidnap me. That's what my mom tells me. Don't talk to people like you. I really thought I was going to get kidnapped. I thought so. So, of course, I went with them.
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This watching some of the things they had to do with those staircases, this episode really, really, really stressed me out. And it's like, we have a whole season ahead of us with that staircase.
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Serena goes, you know what? It's going to be actually nice and relieved to have another model on board. And you can see Laura's like, please don't ruin my relationship with a fashion model. I need this right now.
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I guess that's normal. If this was filmed in 2024, so that would be eight years ago. So yeah, she was like, I guess at 14. She's been modeling since then.
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Brianna. Brianna. And then we see Anthony, the sous chef. He's on board next. And he's from London.
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and he's 26 years old and here's something that's important for everyone to know his favorite pizza is gorgonzola prosciutto and olives so this guy must be so boring that they couldn't find anything better than his favorite pizza like you know you got one person modeled in british bow one person worked in a gay bar one person's named after a horse and all we know about this guy is that his favorite pizza is gorgonzola prosciutto and olives
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And then we have Marina, another stew, who shows up. And she is from Rio de Janeiro. She's 26. And she's trained in ballet for 10 years. Unfortunately, we have no idea what sort of pizza she enjoys. So we'll have to figure that out over the course of the season.
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It's Harry. Harry's next. Good old Harry. So everyone's happy to see Harry. And then Anthony, the sous chef, he comes down into the kitchen, and the first thing he says is, oh, hello, what's up? Oh, wow, it's a bit commercial. It's a bit of a mess in here. Like, okay, all right. I know it's not Zarina's fault, but let's not say it in a way like it is her fault.
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So then Jason's talking to Harry and he's like, what have you been up to? And Harry's like, well, I've been teaching my scuba diving. Got my dive instructor, got my yacht master, just got to the miles now and go back and do offshore and then officer watch, then drive big boats. Yeah.
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And basically he says he just wants to, you know, he really wants to be lead deckhand or boss in the season and work his way up to being a captain someday.
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The clear sky is just like, okay, you want to come over here, I'll go over there. Like the clear sky, yeah, the clear sky doesn't fear it, but the clear sky doesn't have anything to fear. The clear sky won't be impacted whatsoever.
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Yeah, he's also really annoying. So he introduces himself and he introduces himself to Harry. And Harry's like, oh, what's your position? And he's like, lead deckhand. And he's like, oh, really? He's like, yeah, what's yours? And they just like said, I'm just a regular deckhand, whatever. So they just sort of chit chat, whatever. And so they don't hire lead deckhands.
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well, it's wild because I was like, Oh, in my mind, I was like, Oh, they're changing things up. We've got a sous chef this season. And now we're going to start with a lead deck hand. That's cool. So I had no idea he was just lying at this point.
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I mean, who designed this? I know. I think there was one deck that went around because I saw them outside. I think like a lower deck went around. But I think an upper deck, I'm not sure. They said there was nothing going around. Either way, I think this is a poorly designed boat. It looked really nice at first because it was so big. But it looks very difficult.
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And then Johnny, of course, he's like threatened by him. And we know that Johnny is going to be challenging Vian over everything. And he's like, I'm super competitive with pretty much anything I do. So I grew up grappling, Brazilian jujitsu, boxing, kickboxing. I just grind to be better than you. And one day I'll definitely be better than everyone. I'm like, well, that's great.
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Well, maybe you should do that as a career instead of being a quote unquote lead deckhand. Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing?
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You arrogant little fart. Yeah. Yeah. You say it. You say it. I was backing you up. I was backing up.
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And I'm like, is the air conditioning not working? Because I know it's hot and humid outside. And actually, that's also adding to the stress. The fact that they're all sweating, guests, captain, crew, they're all sweating all the time. But like, why are they sweating so much indoors? Is it oppressive inside?
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But he's already like, I'm going to kill you. He does not like that joke so much so that he's going to resurrect some clueless banter. I don't think it's a joke either. She did not seem to be joking. Yeah, it turns out that it's not a joke. At first, I thought it was. And then it turns out, oh, no, she's serious about this. So then she's like, all right, so how long have you been chefing?
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He goes, so I've probably worked probably from 17, I'd say. And I've been in yachting for four years now. She goes, okay, and how many boats have you been on? He's like, four boats. She's like, oh, four boats? I've only got two down here on your CV. He's like, yeah, and it's updating. And she goes... Sneaky little gypsies. So what are your actual training and background? Are you self-taught?
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And she's, you know, it's like, it's like, I think, standard questioning to try to understand your Sue. But he does not like this whatsoever. He is definitely a bit of a diva acting like he is above having his work experience questioned.
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He's like, well, strength, I'd say I'm pretty well-rounded at everything, I'd say. So basically he thinks that he's like an amazing chef who doesn't have any weaknesses. So she's like, no weaknesses. He goes, can't really think of too many. I'm like, well, obviously there are some because you are still just a sous chef and you've clearly got things to learn.
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And so she goes, well, my weaknesses list is bigger than my strengths list. He goes, well, it's just a hard one for me to answer.
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Stairs. Exactly. Stairs and humidity. Yeah. And then the whole thing with the sous chef. I mean, I love that we have a sous chef this season, but I am stressed out about that, that galley, that galley.
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Yeah, because she's really nice at first, but when he starts kind of... giving a lot of attitude. We see the Zarina that we are more familiar with, which is that she's like, oh, it's another fucking man trying to tell me how to do my job, right? That was her vibe last season.
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Zarina was bubbly and fun last season, too, but a lot of times she was just exasperated by the incompetence around her, and so it started to come out again. And you could see she was like, oh, I'm trying to be fun Zarina this season, and you're dragging me back into angry Zarina right now. Come on, it's only the first episode.
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I think he's a fucking liar. Yeah, I think so. And so... And also, like... One thing that he clearly does not understand is chain of command. So like, yes, he wants to work on guest food and yes, things have been different on different boats, but, um, like she's still his boss and he's already pushing back on that. So that's probably his biggest weakness. So she says, but
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I'm not asking for your mother's social security number and your mother's maiden name. This is a huge red flag. If Anthony plays his cards right with me, I'm more than happy that by the end of the season, he can make some guest food. But as a head chef, I'm not going to trust any random person. I've just met to cook guest food. Prove yourself to me and your skill.
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I was about to say. His attitude is not great. He's a shithead, but he also needs to be used. Yes. And weevils. And weevils. Weevils and maggots. It's just all stressful.
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Then once trust is earned, of course, let's go for it. Which does make me question, by the way, what is the best way to bring on? If you're giving us a sous chef, do you make them do grunt work for a bit and then slowly find out what their skills are? Or do you just sort of like immediately commission them to help you out?
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They do? Yeah, they got a shot. And it was funny because the guy in the middle. I was like, that's cold.
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it was for like half a second and i definitely went back and paused because it's just like again it looks like three mafiosi and the guy in the middle his eyes are bulging out and you can see he's like oh i'm not supposed to be here i i'm a vending vending machine repair man i don't know how i'm on this boat now i'm stuck here like he looks like he is so out of his league
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Did you really do those things to Carly?
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I didn't know the difference. The pulling out the eyelashes is really intense. I was a monster. I don't even know how that – how does that happen? You just pinned her down or something? I guess.
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Well, you know, as the old saying goes, if you've got time to pee, you've got time to clean. So, you know, you learned it from an early age.
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Yeah, they do not want to do that. So first charter starts tomorrow and Jason starts talking to us about this massive boat and he's like,
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have to all the crew have to actually walk through the main salon to get out and it's a lot of responsibility on every department to work together to make sure this is going to happen like why why do they why are they making the crew again it's like why do they design it this way making the crew walk through this the the space where the guests are going to be relaxing it just doesn't i hate this boat already yeah it's not well designed i don't think
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Yeah. Yeah. You can get your clear skies out of our faces right now because you, sir, are full of shit. So, um, he is definitely of that. Uh, he is in that, that mold of the, the decky who thinks he knows more than the bosun. So then beyond tells us, uh, that part of, uh,
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Yeah, seriously. So, yeah, why don't we just dive into this madness that's happening here on this boat, which is that we start out and we see a big thing that says Seychelles. So we're in the Seychelles, kind of stretching the idea of being down under quite a bit in that we're no longer in Australia and we're in the Indian Ocean and we're like up by Africa. But that's okay.
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being part of yarding industry for nine years as a bosun he's like i'm all about team mentality and team building and we just we work hard we play hard and if the ego is just about making an infield so if it's not going to work for me there's no iron team johnny but then we go down to because johnny told us earlier that in greek his name is ilonis and that's the greek name for johnny so there actually is an iron johnny in this case but actually i get your meaning but
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Yeah, you know, yeah. So Laura, meanwhile, says, she's like, all right, everyone, just want to have a chat about what I sort of expect from my team. I've been in the industry for 13 years. And my style is I just want to create a really good girl group of all Barbies, no weird Barbies. I don't want any bitchiness, just pretty girls with pretty hair and pretty lipstick.
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I'm not going to assign like a second studio at the moment because there's only a few of us, but I'd like Marina to start this one on service. So she basically does her own little... Crew meeting and Brianna is going to be doing the grunt work for the charter.
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yep so then um lara is like she's talking about how uh annoying this boat is she's saying there's like four flights of stairs and then there's all this heat and if she forgets something that she's gonna go all the way back downstairs and all the way back up again and yes that will happen and will happen very soon on this episode and then um harry tattletales that johnny has introduced himself to everybody as the lead deckhand and
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Yeah. Why does this happen every season? Why is it that these boats are just left in a state of disarray? For such an industry about cleaning up after other people, why is it then that someone else can clean up after us now? It's shocking.
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And we are treated to many, many shots of weevils and maggots. And I think even some stock footage in there. But a lot of weevil content in this episode. A lot of close-ups. The maggots were really the, those are really the, that really, that's the real visceral one there. I mean, weevils are just like little bugs. But the maggots, like that really makes you feel something.
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Those things are disgusting.
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We are in the Southern Hemisphere.
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She's like, I've just been vegan for a month. He's like, okay, perfect, right. Okay, so they say they want to use all the water and anal toys and inflatables. They're like, okay, great. So they want to do a global tasting menu. And so Jason goes, all right, that's 190 countries. She's like, excuse me. He's like, oh, 190 countries to choose from.
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She's like, okay, I'm probably not going to do that many, though.
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Yeah, that doesn't this this backstory for Stu never seems to work out well. I'm just going to say this is your dad treats you like a little princess.
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We still remember Barbie. Okay, we still remember Barbie from Below Deck. Speaking of Barbies. So then Marina's like, so do you find anyone in the boat cute? And Brianna, the model, is like, I actually think Harry's cute in law, just like the way he is. And I don't know why I'm giving her a British accent. She's from New Jersey. She's like, oh my God, I think that Harry's cute in the way he is.
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And... Marina's like, really? The tall, awkward guy who looks like he's an inflatable thing outside of a used car dealership? She's like, yeah, I really like his energy.
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She pats it down. So then Vian has a deck crew meeting at the end of the day. And he's like, just want to say thank you all very much for the hard work. And just something I want to address quickly. Obviously, some crew members do have a lot more experience than other crew members. But at this very moment, I'm not going to run with any lead deckhands. So get some good rest tonight.
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This was a message not aimed at anyone specifically. But anyway, let me just end it by saying, Opa, thank you very much.
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Yes. So now it's the next day. Everyone's getting ready for the first day of charter. Everyone's, like, sweating already. They all, like, wake up refreshed. And then three seconds later, they all have sweat stains all over themselves. And Zarina is, like, praising Anthony for, I guess, doing a lot. He, like, spent the night cleaning.
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So she's like, yeah, you're a legend with a capital L. And everything is sterilized. The weevils are gone and killed. So Kitchen is up and running.
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Jason then says, by the end of the season, him and I are going to be like two fishes in the water. We're working in unison. I was like, is that what fish do in the water? I feel like when you have two fish in the water, one eats the other fish.
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Those are so amazing. They're so good. Starlings love doing that. It's like, relax. We get it. You've got friends. Yeah. They're never not dancers.
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Yeah. So we see like a preview of the season and everything, which is all exciting and stuff. And Dr. Not Dr. Jason. Captain Jason does his whole thing of like a spiel about like, you know, luxury yachting in the Seychelles is where the Seychelles are. It's humid. Seychelles by the Seychelles. Seychelles.
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You know what I mean? Meanwhile, tuna are down there in the sea making like tornadoes out of themselves. They're like, well, we could do tornadoes.
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so um anyway lunch should be at 12 and um zarina is um uh well i should say crew lunch is gonna be at 12. so zarina is giving anthony some tips about how to make lunch for the crew and she's like okay if i were you i would score the skin he's like yeah i was gonna score it she's like okay and i'll put some salt on it put parmesan on it he's like yeah and it needs a bit of lemon juice and seasoning just it takes two seconds
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Yeah, I think that basically she should just let him do the crew food and don't even give direction. Just say, I want like a, whatever it is, fish in a salad. See how he does it. And then you know what his instincts are. Because if you start telling him what to do, you're actually not going to get a sense necessarily of like where his baseline is. And then just go from there.
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and um uh then the guests come on and uh they give the get the tour and anthony is like uh he's like asking about serving the caviar and zarin is like well you know it's the cow is take the cucumber you know we do it you cut the lawns then you chop it you know the lawns have you heard of a cucumber before it's a vegetable you're familiar with vegetables right i don't want to eat caviar on a cucumber
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Yeah, no, I want something like a blini or something crispy, but I don't want a cucumber.
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And it has like three plates on it. And she has to balance it going up three stairs in the extreme humidity. I was like, this is so cruel.
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what is that i'm like what does that rhyme she sells see she sells seashells by the seashore i think there's more to it i just remember learning it from snoopy because like sally sally's like um one of them one of the i had a book when i was a kid and sally set up a a seashell stand by the seashore and i was like sally sells seashells by the seashore and i was like How enterprising.
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Put it next to the barbell and the nausea relief. So, the anchor goes down, water toys come out, lots of jet skis, fun times, etc. And then, Lara's talking to Zarina about the menu for this evening, the global tasting menu. So, So Zarina's like, well, this tart is going to be gazpacho and watermelon and lime and strawberry soup. And then Laura's like, do you have bowls?
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She's like, yeah, bowls, whatever. And they're basically, like, making sure that they have, like, all the silverware and flatware and plates and bowls and everything.
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Right. But also, to be fair, like when Zarina says Tomka guy, like I'm pretty sure that's a soup. So like why when Laura says knife and fork, why does Zarina say it's a soup? Provide a spoon.
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It felt like everything she winds up serving was a soup, to be honest.
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I mean, I would love it.
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And Laura tells us, the captain trusts my standards. And sometimes I had to go to the galley and give her bad news. And this isn't up to standard. And you know, can we work on things like that? Which didn't always go down well, like a lead balloon, in fact. So, um, then we see toys are getting put away and everything. So Johnny, um, did not take the cue with him to bring the jet skin.
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But so he, Johnny, there's a thing. Johnny leaves his radio on the deck, on the deck, and then goes out to get the, the jet ski to untether it, but doesn't have the key. And long story short, he winds up stranded on the jet ski without a radio and without a key. Yeah. I don't know how that happens. I don't know why he didn't bring his radio, but that's just what happened.
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Yes. And he's out there for a while because it's like the sun is up when he goes out there. And they find him in his nighttime.
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Rookie. Yeah. So Jason's like, you know, Johnny's floating on a jet ski to Madagascar. Embarrassing as it is, I'll let it slide as long as it doesn't happen again. And then Johnny is just like really embarrassed and everything. So now everyone's getting ready for dinner and stuff. And Zarina tells us, well, the guests have requested some flavors from around the world.
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So I'm thinking Europe and Mediterranean, Asian food and Indian food, lots of flavors, sauces. I just want to make soup on soup on soup, like lots of soups, soups from around the world.
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Also, isn't gazpacho Spanish, not Italian? Seems strange that that was representing Italy. And of all the things, of all the things that represent Italy, is gazpacho? Is it? I thought gazpacho was Spanish, a classic Spanish soup.
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Who knows who invented cold soup? Yeah.
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It landed. It arrived on a meteor, gazpacho.
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Gazpacho is the favorite soup of weird Barbies everywhere. They love it. So now it's time for the next one, which is this onion bhaji. And Laura's like, it's very saucy. Marina, could you put some spoons out? Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. So Marina has to go all the way downstairs to get the spoons.
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I mean, I guess maybe it's time to start saving, keeping the utensils upstairs because she has to go all the way downstairs to get the spoons. And there's a lot of Marina going up and downstairs and we even get like a tally. That's like Marina has climbed now 4,500 stairs in the past three minutes.
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She should be using him. Just use him. It's not a big deal. Why not be faster, right?
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Let's enjoy that. So then Laura is like, all right, well, so wait, the next course is a soup as well. So we do need a spoon. I thought you said knife and fork. And Serena says, yeah, I thought it would be, but it's getting cold. So we need to hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. And Laura's like, well, we can't serve a soup without the spoons.
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So she's like, Marina, I'm terribly sorry, but we need spoons for another soup. Okay. And so Serena's getting like anxious because, you know, like the soup is getting cold.
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He never said that. And then Anthony is like, well, so sorry. It's a bit, it's a bit noisy in here. Kind of like implying that Zarina is disorganized, which is why Laura didn't hear it. Right. So Zarina is like, well, I'm glad it is a suit because if it was something else, it'd be cold by now. So then they finally bring the soup up.
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And I guess, oh, some of the soup has chicken, some has mushroom, etc. And Lara's like, hey, just so you know, they love the soup. And sorry, I didn't mean to be snappy. It's just it's hot. And there's like a lot of going upstairs. And also, you never told me it was a fucking soup that needed a spoon. Anyway, sorry to be snappy.
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Yeah, all of those things. Thanks for being significantly better than so many things in our lives. So Zarina shows up and she's like, wow, she's huge. Oh, first to arrive. So she shows up first. And, um, uh, basically, uh, Jason has fish. Oh yeah. He has fish. He has pet fish. He didn't name them. Right. They were just there. Yeah.
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So then, so then Zarina's checking in on Anthony and asking if he's fed up and he's like, no, I'm fine. And she's like, I just, I don't want you really working this much and I feel bad. And he's like, it's pretty chill for me. Um, and she just doesn't acknowledge it. He's like, did you hear me? I was trying to be passive aggressive. This is chill for me. Hello.
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Are you receiving my passive aggression?
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Yeah, because he's basically been in the corner this entire meal service, just like washing dishes. They keep cutting to him, just scrubbing things and like wiping down surfaces and wiping down the refrigerator, just angry.
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You know, there are times I thought I was going to die, but I had to give up. Or that I thought I had to give up. But there's always good things around the corner. There's no dying and yachting. Unless, of course, your yacht sinks, in which case you could die. You will die.
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Literally, that's what boating can be. One of the biggest movies of all time is about people dying in a boat.
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um so now it's the morning i think we already established that and laura's running around getting coffees and waters and stuff like that and um the problem is the primary woke up before everyone else the primary's hungry and wants breakfast but no one's ready yet and he's getting antsy and laura's getting frantic and so she's hot her legs are tired so just she decides to take the coffee up in the elevator and then the elevator breaks so she's stuck in the elevator with her coffee
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
Yep. So then Lara, she goes takes everyone's orders. And they all put in orders for various egg items. And then Zarina's like, but are you going to tell them what the special is? Did you tell them that we have a breakfast soup available for them? And she's like, No. It's gold soup. It's the specialist gold breakfast soup. It's a breakfast gazpacho. It's a Tuscan breakfast gazpacho.
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
Right, because then you're making a million things. But in this case, though, luckily Zarina has a sous chef who can help make all these eggs, and yet she still does not use Anthony. I mean, come on. You can let him make eggs. He will be able to do the eggs. I guarantee it. Yeah.
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
gazpacho eggs you know the thing is this i sympathize with this like lara should have kind of controlled the the messaging of breakfast but like you know zarina i can't be that like i can't be that empathetic because you're all harried and you're feeling chaotic right now but you have someone who is literally there to help you and you're not using them so you need to start you need to start delegating
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
Yes, it was very mansplaining and condescending. But then they do cut away to the rest of the kitchen and there's like shit everywhere. There's like cartons of milk on their side and like lemons tumbling off the counter onto the floor. Also, he could be helping with that.
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
Well, you're just standing there. Get to work. He's like, I find this a bit overwhelming. You know, that's all. And there's shit everywhere. And we can definitely implement plans and structures that make it a bit easier. But if we work as a team, like this morning, we could have worked as a team. Like, that's how it should work, right?
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
Yeah, and I like that there's lots of stuff going on in each department. So it's going to be a good one. Blowdeck Down Under is always kind of like a top-tier blowdeck. So, yeah, looking forward to the season.
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
But it's like a prison. It's like if we went to jail and someone said, okay, you're going to jail and we're building the jail right in your backyard. And you just have to sit and look at your life that you used to have. But you can see it, but you can't touch it.
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That was, yes. And that is exactly what it feels like to be a fish on a yacht, which is just locked in your bathroom. Yeah.
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
Let those fish out. Let them free. And by the way, this is the blow deck where they show the most underwater footage. Like they definitely, they're like, we are going to pay for some good stock footage because it's like every other scene, they just like interject some random fish. There was one point in the episode where like two people were talking and just like a giant ray was below them.
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
They just like split the screen and below it was just a big like manta ray or sting ray just floating along, you know.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you have to go up four staircases. How about how about being endangered? OK.
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
Yeah. So, um, uh, so anyway, so Zarina's like, holy guacamole, there's a piano. Oh my God. It's like a cruise ship, an elevator. Oh, I'm going to take this literal elevator. It looks like it's three floors. Wow. Jason. And so she like runs up and gives him a hug and they're like reunited and everything. And
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
Yeah, you really do. Don't want to leave them on. So they go down to, so she, you know, she's like, finds out that, you know, the galley is downstairs and that the chief stew is someone named Laura. And that like Jason says that Laura's really going to bring her a game. And Zarina is excited. She's like, I've worked with her before and she's fantastic.
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
I really think you are going to be a great match. So at first I was like, why do they not have Asia on this boat? You know, Asia is from New Zealand. She sort of matches the whole down under thing. And she's like a fan favorite. Why did they take her off this? But later on, when we meet Laura and we see like her relationship with Zarina, I was like, oh, I get it.
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
Now I see why they put a different Stu on.
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
Yeah, it's going to be a shit show between the two of them. We can already tell. And then also the big twist this season is that there is a sous chef, which I love this as an idea because we've never really examined a tension between a chef and a sous chef. And that's just this very first episode. We see like how fertile this ground is for drama.
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
Yeah. And I always wonder like what sort of, you know, there's so much sexism in the kitchen and in restaurants. So I always, I also, there's also that dynamic play. That's like, it's not really, you know, it's, it's not like something that is like a main issue, but like, I have to wonder if that is something that's like bubbling under the surface with him too. Like, Oh, sure.
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
Yeah, 100%. And Zarina's like, well, to be honest, as long as he can clean and carry heavy stuff and hold me when I cry, I think that's all I'll need. I was like, uh-oh, that's not good.
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
Yeah. Um, the other thing they're doing this season is that as people come onto the boat, they're kind of giving them, it's like, it's like the beginning of like blind date or like one of those dating shows from the two thousands where like it will see their picture and then it'll freeze and we'll get vital stats.
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
So we see like where they're from, how old they are and then like what their experience is and then like a fun fact. So next we have Lara and she's from Cornwall, UK and she's 36 years old and she's six years as chief stew and her mom named her after a horse. Yeah.
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#2715 Below Deck Down Under S03E01: Please Don’t Sous Me
And like, also like, okay, I have to, I have to imagine the horse was probably named after a human. So why don't you say you named Laura after the, the OG Laura, like Laura Flynn Boyle, just say Laura Flynn Boyle, anything. Don't say like a horse.
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No, that's so multi-layered. I had no idea about the trauma embedded in your name, Ronnie. Yeah, I have a very traumatic name. Now, here's the thing. I would say like, okay, so-and-so is named after a horse if their name was like Seabiscuit. It's like, oh, and now here comes our chief stew, Seabiscuit. And they say, she's named after a horse.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
You know, the party planner was very frazzled because he was supposed to arrive between 6 p.m. and 9 p.m. And apparently he came after that delivery window, but they couldn't make an official complaint for two more days.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
I also just love the flex, that quiet flex that Jenna does that basically saying, yeah, we were at the sort of party that Jeff Bezos goes to. Meanwhile, like Brynn is going to, you know, Barnes and Noble for something. I don't know. I couldn't think of a good comparison.
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hate oh wow yeah i guess she said she because he goes she said that she hates this show is there a part of you that wishes you could show people your real relationship and she goes um yes and no uh there's a part of me that wishes i could show cass um because she's really funny but part of me that doesn't want to show cass because then i'll probably get in trouble because she has a problematic mouth
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
She's like, oh, well, this is totally fair. Totally fair. Partially. Well, okay. So we had the very playful, emotional ceremony with friends in Texas, but it's not legal. So we're not in a hurry. So yes, did we have a wedding ceremony? Yes. Are we married? No. But are we legally married? Yes. But are we legally married? No. So I think it's pretty clear where we stand right now.
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Okay, this one, Cinnamon from Toast Crunch says, Ladies, how does it make you feel when Jenna is so coy about her personal life with y'all, but then talks candidly to the press about it? So I was like, it's annoying. I totally get that. I totally get that. No, I get it. I'm very annoying.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
I guess the thing is that on a certain level, I don't like any of you guys here, and I'm neutral about the press. Actually, I hate the press, but I hate you guys more. So I think that just clears it all up.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
Jessel's like, oh, but he ran with it. And Sy's like, yeah, I think he's, like, making the best out of his doppelganger, and he's, like, having a good time. But you mentioned in Puerto Rico that you wanted an apology from Pop at calling you a bipolar bitch. Have you gotten that apology now?
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Jessel makes it sound like she, like, Poppet is a dog that she's teaching to, like, do circus tricks. Like, almost there. He's getting really good about being on his hind legs, but he's not good at juggling yet. So we're working on it.
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And she's like, well, you know, you did imply a couple of things that he wasn't fond of. Yeah, like he was going to Vietnam to get laid. Right. I mean, it just, it wasn't a nice insinuation. And I think he does want to apologize. We're going to work on it. I mean, well, first, the first thing on our agenda is how do we delete the U2 album that's on my iPhone? And second is working on the apology.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
Okay, so have you and Mel, have you FaceTimed your mom at all? No. Okay, well, so I'm really glad we cast this woman who was part of a scandal in the art world, and we've shown just that she's trying to set up an iPad with her mom.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
Yeah, and Jenna's like, honestly, I had an out-of-body thing. It wasn't intentional. I just went to kiss Brynn on the lips, and I went to kiss Brynn, and she kissed me on the lips, and somebody made fun of it, and it just wasn't even a conscious thing, and I'm so sorry if it made it uncomfortable. I was like, are we really dwelling on the scene?
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This was such an uninteresting, like, this is a scene that impacted nothing, and we're going to sit here and talk about it.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
All right, Rico. You brought the issue very bravely up, and I thought it was really important for people to see. So let's see a flashback again. My mom hasn't visited me. Okay. That was a great flashback. Okay. Really hard. Tell me what's going on with this conversation. And so she's like, well, my daughter said, oh my God, you need to have this conversation. It's going to kill you.
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And I said, well, yes, but I came here to be myself and to be true and honest. And that's a huge part of my life.
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So Jenna's like, yeah, well, you had mentioned things to me and you had mentioned things to me and you had mentioned things to me about what Cy had said. And Brynn's like, yeah, and I heard it from you at your house. And then I was like saying like, you were saying like everyone around. I don't remember who she's addressing, but maybe Erin. And she's like saying,
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
And Sai's basically like, yeah, I did send you a happy birthday to you, and I also invited you over for Thanksgiving. And we see a text ring of that of Sai inviting her over.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
which I thought was a really good point. They could not show any flashbacks of me lying, and they had so much footage of you lying this season. This is on you, Bryn.
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I screamed at you? No, I said, are you dumb? Oh, that's much better.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
Aaron's like, you lied about a story to Jenna, and I was heartbroken for my friend. I was so heartbroken for my poor, poor friend who couldn't even afford an Uber.
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All right, so she screamed at you that first night, and then you felt the residual effect for five weeks. Can I just help you out here, Brynn?
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And then we see this flashback, which honestly, I feel like this was a stretch where you see Aaron saying, I have integrity and I told the truth and you don't do that. And Jessel just confirmed it. So on the Chiron that says one, no integrity to liar. And then she goes, I hurt you because I actually care about you. And you're a bad friend. Are you nuts?
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
It's not like bad friend and nuts go on the screen. I don't think this is like name calling. This is her confronting her. And this is not like taunting, you know? Yeah.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
All right. Well, Apple from Jack says, we saw Brynn create issues between you and Aaron with Ubergate. And then we see Brynn saying, I'm sorry, not Ubergate, Ubergate. There's Ubergate this season and Ubergate. We'll get to both.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
every now and then it just like catches me off guard how funny it is when you do Brynn when you get breathless with her I just like sometimes it just like catches me like honestly when we did the promo for this mounting a stereo tour and this is not me trying to wedge in a promo for it but like when we did it we did all these voices and your Brynn thing was so funny and I think I had to cut it down to make it fit within the one minute that we had on Instagram hey you cut my Brynn out
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
No, no, I had to cut it down. And so, like, it was, like, longer. Tackling hacks. So, but I would, like, listen to that over and over and over again.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
I think the problem was that one in particular, and then it was intended to hurt Jessel's feelings and embarrass her. And Jessel's like, and it did. I called Jenna right away. And I said, this is what I heard. And Jenna was like, no, I 100% defended you. And we see a flashback of that moment where Bryn literally says that Jenna called Jessel a basic bitch. And when we
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
it's like it's like a blatant lie it's not like a fudging it's not an embellishment because we see that jenna says um i would not call her a basic bitch because that's like the one thing that she isn't or she says something like that like the exact opposite Are you on mute? I think you're on mute. Yeah. He's on mute. He's just talking. He's on mute. He doesn't realize yet. He's on mute.
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I didn't have, it was so funny. Cause I didn't have you up on my, I was looking at my notes. So like you weren't on my screen. So when I was done, it was just like silence. And I was like, Oh, okay. He hit me. And then I go, and then I flip back to the screen and I just see your face like big. I mean like making all these movements. I was like, yeah, he, he's.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
So then Psy is like, with embellishments. That was my Jessel impersonation. So Raquel's like, yeah, you add to it. And Jessel is like, yeah, that's definitely addition. So they're basically just saying like, Brynn, you're a liar and you had a lot of sauce and you like, no one can trust anything that comes out of your mouth.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
How do you not, like, how do you, how do you look at that clip and still say like, I just like tell it how, like, you know, I just like run and tell it, you know, it's like a little bit of a sauce. It's like a blatant bald face lie.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
All right, I still want to talk to Jenna. Brynn, I appreciate you trying to wedge a pun in there, but we still want to hear from Jenna. I think that like what we're trying to say is like sometimes when you retell a story, the intent of the original story gets lost and the person on the other end gets hurt. It's like forcing Cass to stay at a party with Jeff Bezos. It's just hurt all around.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
Another H word. So we're just asking you to acknowledge and you just keep on defending it. And I'm just asking you, can you see that brand?
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Can I say something? Can I give you a perfect example? The car thing. I mean, you know the car thing, too.
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Jenna, is that how it was told to you? She's like, it wasn't vindictive and horrible. You just made it sound like she was making fun of me. That's it.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
just no teams okay so just jessel so jessel's like i think this story can be taken that way and so then brin's like jessel answer the question she's like no that is the answer to the question i didn't run up to jenna and say oh my god erin told you a story because like she told the story and i forgot about it well that's the answer to the question I'm drinking coffee. Well, it was just light.
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Yeah, I don't know if we can announce it. I don't know if we can announce it, but it's something that people are waiting for.
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Yeah, it's like everything that comes out of Aaron's mouth.
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Light and silly. It's light and silly Aaron. She's like a meringue. Light and frothy Aaron. She's like cotton candy. Like a latte, you know, just put her on top of some coffee and enjoy that latte, that Erin Leachy latte.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
And this is why I love Jessel, because she's not lying. She just can't keep her story straight at any given moment. Okay, well, Frosted from Mini Wheats says, the women complained this season about Brynn's ranting text messages and threats. Ladies, is the Brynn we saw on the show and the Brynn we hear in the text messages the same person, or is she just annoying in both different mediums?
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
Well, there's also something so funny about someone saying, I am too elegant and too smart. I am carbon monoxide. I am the most elegant of gases. Carbon monoxide. Do I come out of a muffler? Perhaps. Just the way all elegant people do.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
The worst thing you guys have on me for text messages is something I said about myself.
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It's a molecule. It's not a, it's not an element. Brin.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
Yeah, like CO2. CO2 is literally three different elements, three different atoms. Come on, brain. But seriously. But it also is like, it's such a stretch to say, like, this is supposed to be like her read or her burn. Like, you send texts referencing Pixar and I send, I reference the periodic table and you reference Pixar. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Cy.
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You reference an industry leader in animation that creates a string of extremely successful movies. And that's not nearly as good.
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I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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um i'm feeling i'm feeling i'm feeling great um do we know if this is gonna be a three-part reunion of new york or just two parts i'm really fingers crossed for two parts i think it's two yeah someone told us too but who knows you know this is bravo they might be like
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Bryn, we just checked with the periodic table, and so far we have found that you are an ignoble gas. That was a wordplay.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
Everyone, keep your eye on Brynn. Think about it. Think about the wordplay there. Okay, moving on. Are we moving on? No, we're not. Okay, so I say something. I love that side just comes.
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It literally is. Like, I'm just, of all the embarrassing things that Brynn did this season, it was the, I, it was the, it was the periodic tables versus, I mean, most people do the, like, I play, you know, you're playing checkers and I'm playing chess, but her, you're referencing Pixar and I'm referencing the periodic table.
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I know you're trying to do alliteration, sweetheart, but it just isn't working. And I say this as someone who makes many forced jokes and many failed reads.
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When we find out, Bryn, we'll let you know. We'll refer you to some better gays because it's like better health, better gays. Please apply. Better Gaze, we need to work. We need to work. That's our new ad sponsorship. Better Gaze. I mean, did you hear when I tried to burn her about her bad burn? I was like, oh, wow, Pixar is so bad when it's an industry leader in animation?
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I was just acting like Pixar is like chump change. I'm like, oh, it's an incredibly successful business. Yeah.
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To Aaron. He goes, well, I really don't know what you do for a living. You're right. What do you do? By the way, I thought Psy was really good this reunion. I cannot believe how much I enjoy Psy now. Last year, I could not stand Psy at all. And now I'm like, I'm really into Psy.
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well yeah but what do you do anyway nobody fucking knows what you do so just say it you know like sorry like you can't you can't threaten me by saying I'm slut shaming you or what just what do you do already just explain it once and for all you know yeah I actually think like Psy has earned her keep to like go on for another season like I think that like Jessel Psy and Uba um should stay and I'm like a little bit on the fence with Jenna because I like the concept of Jenna but sometimes the execution is not great and I think the rest can just like maybe go
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You know, I was looking at something and like Bravo had like an official description for the show. And it was like, grab your stilettos. The women of Rony are back. And I was like, see, that's the problem.
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i don't want a grab your stilettos show this i don't want sex in the city reality show version put up put some like diluted people from the upper east and upper west side into this show and i'll be happy and have them mix it up with your stilettos of of jenna and and i'm not or jessel and and sigh but like don't give me all the stilettos i want some kitten heels and some boots yeah
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Yeah, she's iconic. So, yeah, she shows up and then Brynn goes into Jessel's makeup room and she's like, hey, what's going on? And she's like, oh, you know, just this day, can't wait to get it over. Yeah, how are you feeling? And she's like, yeah, how about you feel? She's like, I'm okay, but like, how are you? I'm good, but like, how are you? I'm good. Like, how are you?
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Yeah. So Andy's like, by the way, how's therapy going? Oh, you know, I'm not doing it right now. I know I have a reunion coming up. And I thought, eh, probably not a good idea for me to be calm. But I like Sia. She's like, I feel cured. You know, you know how it goes. You know what? I'm just like some pastrami. I'm cured, you know? So Andy's like, how long did you go? Eh, four months.
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jenna's like um i was gonna return it it's so expensive and yes i did go to a party with jeff bezos but also this is too expensive even for me but i like her being real she's like i'm returning this shit are you crazy it's like it was fifteen hundred dollars he goes and bring us fifteen hundred and that wasn't much my dress was seven thousand and i paid for it so yeah
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I just wanted Angie Kay to burst in and be like, I paid for my dress because I'm helping the economy. Jenna is returning hers, not helping economy.
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Also, I have to say, I hate to be this person to be like, you spend $1,500 on a robe when you can get it for $40 a target? Because I understand the value of fashion and that pieces, if you can afford them, they are an investment. I get all of that. And there's something to be said for good workmanship and material.
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But if you're just wearing a robe for, like, one show, you could have honestly just spent, like, if you want to go lux, spend $200.
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I know. You have to be able to say it's a brand. I know.
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Weirdo. So with the mezcal stuff, there's also the sad stuff, you know, about her dad and everything. So she talks about that.
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I was just going to skip over it. You'll be OK. I was just going to skim over and acknowledge that she that her dad did know about the pregnancy, which was very, very nice. And so then and then talk about the baby coming. And then we get to the Bitcoin and everything. And she's like, well, here is why he sold the Bitcoin. So we had a handbag line.
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that Brynn loves to make fun of because she builds women up, right? I thought she said Rebecca. Wait, no. I think she said Rebecca made fun of it, which I was shocked at. But I could be wrong. I watched this kind of drunk. And so she's like, but I failed and we were in debt for years because of it. And we didn't
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get help from our parents so we were paying off the debt and he didn't want to stress me out about it and it's hard for me who's very direct to understand that so basically she's like yeah he sold it because my handbag line was failing and now we could have been so much richer in so many different ways if i just hadn't decided to start up a handbag line yeah and so he's like well aaron i'm sure that you're living in i'm sure that you're loving the fact that bitcoin's doing really well she goes oh yeah i'm loving every moment andy
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know if it was good it was it was good i thought it was probably one of the best episodes of the season because it was yeah a about something real as opposed to like annoying gossip about who said what about an uber you know or anything like that and it was also like it was powerful and it was actually very honest and i thought it was like really great that so many people on that on the episode from aaron to jenna
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Then later in the after show with Raquel. And then also Aaron's father talked about it. Everyone was very honest and open about it in the best possible way. Not the Kyle Richards way. It was very powerful and it was really good.
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Beyonce is like, I've been waiting for it. She's like, I'm not going to release a music video until you apologize to me. So Andy's like, all right. So the last thing was the last part of this flashback is Brynn talking to a ghostwriter about her sexual assault. So Andy is saying that it was very brave of her to open up about that. And why did she decide to go public?
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And she talks about how she's, you know, Bryn's talking about how she's still healing from something. And like, it really helped last year. And she was like, I'm not gonna share about my parents. I'm not gonna share that anything happened. But then I did and felt like 17 years of therapy. So it was a big release for her to talk about it on the show.
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We talk a lot about Brynn being a liar, a compulsive liar, but I 100% believe her about this. I don't think she's lying about this. And I think this is so fucked up that basically she's like, this is someone she sees and someone she knows, but she knows would be her word versus his word. She would never be able to have no case. And this happens to so many women. And it's like horrifying.
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yeah and and you have to and so then and so okay so we got a commercial break so we have like okay you know sad segment over and andy's like all right we're back with the real ass i'm andy going okay so honey nut from two reels wants to know how are things going with oliver
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Then we go to Andy talking about, uh, he's asking Brynn about Gideon and, uh, and like the, the eggs. And she's like, yeah, well, you know, it's like really hard to like catch him. Cause it was like, it's like us circling the airport, like circling the airport. It's like the same thing. Like he's been in London twice and we've been in London the same time. And then we're at the schedule point.
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And then he goes to San Tropez. I'm like, girl, he doesn't want to do this.
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He was not going to be the bad guy on TV, so he said yes. But he absolutely is not going to do this because he knows it's not just as simple as, like, oh, he's donating sperm. Now he's going to be roped in for the baby. He just does not want anything to do with it. And, you know, he's a dick for saying yes when... Because, by the way, guys do this.
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I have a friend who this happened to where he was like, yeah, sure, I will do this. And then, like, the night before, like, the... the procedure of like, of the, the, um, IVF. He was like, no, I don't consent to this anymore. And the whole thing had to be canceled. My friend was out of like $50,000. Didn't have the baby. Never had a baby as a result.
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Yeah. So guys do this and it's bullshit. And I'm like, Bryn, just honestly, just go to the sperm bank. Just find someone. I don't care what Phaedra Park says.
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They're on a schedule. It really helps a lot, Andy. So Andy's like, all right, by the way, you've had quite a glow up since last season, which is my new modern way of saying, so do you have new boobs?
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um i introduced her to the person who did the thing to herself and jessel's like i mean i've done botox since i was 26 because like once you crumple a piece of paper it's hard to iron it out again am i right and he's like okay keep going what else she's like what what else to do Well, you know, are you telling me I did more just than that?
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A hundred percent. Because every housewife, listen, she comes onto the show this entire season. We've seen like little hints of it about how she is like very aware of the show and production. She had the whole thing where she pulled over Uba and was saying like, they're going to shoot you like this. You have to be careful. You might come off as angry black woman.
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Well, with all due, I'm still trying to ask you, why do you look so different this season? She goes, Botox and filler. Oh. At first, I thought it was just a little Botox. No. And then a sprinkle. It's a sprinkle of Botox. She goes, but I wasn't done yet. I hadn't finished my sentence yet. Okay. So... I wasn't done with my sentence, and I don't know why I'm being attacked for it.
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It's like, okay, well, you had said, I thought you were saying I had Botox, period. No, I had Botox, comma, and I got filler, and I take care of my skin, lots of water, and I lost some weight.
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and just like she's like guys guys let me talk to you for a second you distorted my words i never said that the conversation that we had that she was referring to was talking about the craziest hookup we ever had and like then she twists and distorts my words and i and say that i was talking about the love of my life who is my husband of 10 years and the father of my awful awful wild children.
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So imagine having to sit there with Puppet on the fucking couch, having him be so sad while he eats the tortilla chips over and over and over again.
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this is the problem with you you don't even know what you're talking about ever you're like not married i had to sit there and watch that with him he was so fucked up and jessel says that he was like really quiet the whole episode but again he was probably eating about me and jessel's like he doesn't get upset he's a strong guy and i was like i don't know what she's talking about and he thought i was lying and he was like why would you say that now not only that my family has to watch that shit my friends have to watch that shit it's fucked up
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
She talks, tells Rebecca, you know, if you want to make it on the show, you got to mix it up a little bit. You got to da, da, da, da, da. So she's savvy and she understand the way this works. And you cannot tell me she did not watch this ahead of time to line her ducks up in a row to defend herself.
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And walk into my dressing room, you're like, oh, hi. And I'm like, what? And then you're like, why are you being cryptic? Do you not know what you did? And I was like, good job, Jessel. Jessel really laid into her in a really clear, cogent way. And that's exactly what needed to be said to Bryn.
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And she's like, you didn't think to even text to say I'm sorry?
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and this is like pathetic and sad and like really fucking cruel like that's the type of person that you are i'm questioning your character to my core i always uplift you and i'm always like you look amazing i'm so proud of you and all you do is fucking beat me down and i'm sick of it in this entire season every single comment that comes out of your fucking mouth desperate jessel she has no taste like how am i supposed to be your friend now that was the needle in the coffin for me and even though that isn't the expression i'll just say it was the needle in the coffin
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
defend it. You don't need to say anything. Just apologize and be quiet because that sucks. It's not okay. And the fact that she has to sit next to her husband and defend herself, it's damaging. It's not the kind of thing to do to somebody. I mean, the only thing worse is, I don't know, making them go to a Jeff Bezos party, but I really can't think of anything much worse.
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She's just going to like walk in and like watch it in makeup where you can't even like, there's so many distractions and so much noise. No way. Not, no, not buying.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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Have a heck of a time with Rebecca. She sure is swell. It's Raquel.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches. Betches.
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It's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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She's the Queen Bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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Yeah. And it was like, I am not resolving anything. Oh, okay. Does that wish? Naomi, which wish?
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So Brynn is like, oh, now we feel bad for Uba. So, OK, so now.
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Yeah. For no reason. So then Andy is like, hey, so what's your vibe today? Uba hot? She's like, no. Uba zen. Naomi wish zen. Giselle wish zen. Buddha wish. Buddha. Buddha. Buddha wish. I was going to try to yes and that, and I couldn't think of anyone after Buddha. Buddha wish. Jesus wish. Yogi wish.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
No one? Camera person, come on. Please, someone. So Jenna's doing a mic check and she's like, okay, one, two, three, bitch, pigeon, vagina hair. That's my mic check.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
Yeah. And she's like, well, you know, after you wear jeans, where do you go from there? I'm like, so then other people walk out and everyone looks great. I mean, everyone does look great. This is definitely a very like fashionable cast for sure. And then, you know, Aaron comes out and, you know, she's, you know, she has a baby bump because she's pregnant.
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I didn't mind it too much, but I honestly was not really paying too much attention to the fashion. I'm not going to lie. I just was like, yeah, they all look good. And then Psy had like a really big dress, which was like kind of fun. And then Jenna's like, I love it. It's like Gone with the Wind via Wicked. Lying high to flying turnips. So then, okay. So everyone keeps coming at us. All right.
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Hey everybody, welcome to the Real Housewives of New York City Season 15 Reunion. I'm Andy Cohen, joined by the funny, lol, that's a joke to the audience, and fashionable women who keep us all on our toes. And by all on our toes, more like our eyelids shut.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
So tonight we are high above the city on a penthouse terrace overlooking the park because so little happened in the season that was significant that we couldn't even build a backdrop for it. So here it is, Central Park instead.
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Something I did want. So it was really great. Everyone's like, oh, okay.
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For my birthday, Parvit was kind enough to get me a subscription to YouTube Premium. So it was really a very romantic gesture.
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Alright, and Brynn, tell me about what's going on over here. We share the same birthday. He's like, oh, cool. Hey, well, that makes all the sense in the world. Hi, Raquel, welcome to your first reunion. She's like, hi, Andy, thanks for having me here. Cool.
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Jess was like, I'm going to set an intention to do a software update on my new gift.
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So then Andy's like, yeah, well, I mean, you all saw the finale and literally you all watched it this morning. And Brynn's like, yeah, this morning I totally watched it. And he's like, what was your reaction, Brynn?
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I don't know if you're an ambulance or a cop, but I'm rooting for you. That's the recap police. Hello, we have a report of two people trying to make this rony season entertaining. We have to arrest them.
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All right. Well, there's been a lot of opinions about your partner Cass, Jenna. And by a lot of opinions, I mean like three people somewhere in America cared about this. But like Cass chose not to be on the show. And so I ran into you two at a party and then she ran away from me quicker than anyone has even run away from me ever in terror.
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Not even Kathy Griffin ran away that quickly when she saw me.
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And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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Oh, it was too hard of a high five. Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. I'm gonna have to talk about this in the kitchen later. That was traumatizing.
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Anyone looking to grab a hot dog? And if you are, do you mind grabbing that hot dog a little tighter? Tighter, tighter. Put your weight on this hot dog.
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Like, just gave me a compliment. Like, I haven't been friends with her because, like, it was so hard because I couldn't be friends with any of the girls because I was dating a terrorist. But, like, now that I'm, like, allowed to be kind to women again, it's, like, amazing that they're, like, nice to me. Shut up, Carl.
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#2744 Summer House S09E03: UnDiplo-matic Relations
Carl, you're not friends with people because you've been awful to people for years. Don't think that you forgot. It's all Luke's fault. Yeah. Oh, it can be nice. I can be nice. I see. Oh, it's like amazing. I got a compliment. It really means so much. Everybody knows like I'm a little awkward and like, I kind of am like getting my feet back under me.
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#2744 Summer House S09E03: UnDiplo-matic Relations
So for like Sierra to like give me a little boost, it feels good. Like, which is mostly like feels good. Yeah. What do you mean you're getting your feet back under you? How long do you need your feet back under you? Did you ever have them under you in the first place? I don't know you can have your feet back under if they weren't there in the first place. He needs to relax. Okay, this is too much.
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#2744 Summer House S09E03: UnDiplo-matic Relations
I'm sick of it. I'm sick of the, like, kid gloves around Carl thing. You know, I applaud him for sobering up and getting his life together, but, like, at a certain point, you have to, you know, go out into the world. The baby fawn thing is no longer working.
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I'm feeling great. It's Thursday, which means that when we're done with this podcast, I'm going to go get a bagel, and I'm really, really, really excited about it. I'm going to try a new bagel place, so I'm excited about that. And, you know, Summer House. I mean, you know, here we are at Summer House. I love this show. I will always love this show. These...
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#2744 Summer House S09E03: UnDiplo-matic Relations
So then everyone, Amanda kicks everyone out. Like this is Amanda's role. I think the only reason why Amanda attends parties is solely so she can get the microphone and tell everyone to go home. You know, she's like, cause she's not, she doesn't enjoy these parties, but she loves saying, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Like that is what she dreams of.
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Yeah, this is really good to live out something here.
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#2744 Summer House S09E03: UnDiplo-matic Relations
And then, um, uh, everyone votes and, um, okay. And then guess what? The girls went, of course they went because it's a girls. So girls rule boys rule. And on top of that, the guys put on a stupid, stupid party with hot dog costumes.
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this this girl lexi she is trying me and i don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing because i am rolling my eyes so hard with this girl and then at the same time i think but isn't that what we tune in for don't we come to these shows to have idiots make us just cringe and scowl so i don't know i i i think i'm landing on um i'm feeling great how about you
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#2744 Summer House S09E03: UnDiplo-matic Relations
Like, oh, wow. Jesse and Lexi are like curled up on the sofa together. And Jesse's like, I'm not good at planning trips, but I like going on them. Really? I want to go on like safari, like in Africa. Like I want to learn about like... Wait, I don't even want to know what you want to learn about because I think the big problem is I just haven't had a girlfriend to go on safari with.
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I want to go on a safari in Africa because I want to find out like what bookmarks are like in their wild and natural habitat.
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You can just have so many tabs open when you go on Safari in Africa.
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#2744 Summer House S09E03: UnDiplo-matic Relations
Do they have Firefoxes on Safari? So Amanda's like, now they're like looking at her, at Lexi's social media. Now they're doing the background check. And Amanda's like, she's like the hottest girl that Jesse's been with. And Paige is like, you think? She dated Brooklyn Beckham and Kai Kerber's brother. And they're like, Paige goes, good for her.
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#2744 Summer House S09E03: UnDiplo-matic Relations
Yeah. Yeah. Now you just have Jesse. You have Solomon. Yeah. So now they're all going to go say, they're all saying goodnight. Carl hugs Bailey. I love a Bailey hug.
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And it's amazing that I could hug Bailey because Lindsay's not here.
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I can finally get back on my feet. Thanks. Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt you. I hope I didn't knock you off your feet.
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Normally I have to crawl to the front door to get the pizza, but today I could walk on my feet. So thank you, Bailey.
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Thank you for everything you've done for me. I, uh... I ordered some extra pepperoni on the pizza tonight because I'm just like finally getting back on my feet. Now that Lindsay's not here, I can order extra toppings. So thanks, Bailey.
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Thanks for helping me get back on my feet. I hope nobody was expecting crispy crust because I ordered it soft.
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Does anyone want garlic knots? I used to never be able to eat them because they remind me of the knots I had in my stomach when I dealt with Lindsay. But now I'm finally getting back on my feet.
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Yeah. I don't want, I think, I think Lexi would, you should dive into love as soon as you find it. Cause you have not found it yet so far this season. I'm just going to tell you that right now.
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It's a pool that sings songs. It's terrible. Get out.
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Oh, stop it. Okay. So Jesse and Lex are in bed. It's time for important conversations. The foundation of all love. I feel like my butt used to be like bigger. He's like, I wouldn't know. Like I was literally looking at it. Like it was like, maybe it's because it's like been doing so many steps. Like it kind of disappeared, but like, it was kind of like, what the fuck is going on?
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Oh, it's plenty juicy. Don't worry about it. Plenty juicy.
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It's awful. My knees are shaking. But he's going back to the ground. Where are my feet? Where are my feet?
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Finally getting back on my feet. And now those feet are stepping in a puddle.
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#2744 Summer House S09E03: UnDiplo-matic Relations
Which is very like Brexit. But I like Lessie because- Jexit. That'll be their break up. Jigset is what I would love. I'm ready for Jigset.
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So then Sierra is like, are the guys going to do the dunk tank? I feel like there needs to be some sort of edge to it. And Amanda says that they should dump the hot dog juice in the water. And Paige goes, that's diabolical. Okay.
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That is brand hard. Oh, my God. So then the girls are just like, oh, my God, I feel better about this and everything. And everyone's grossed out, et cetera. And West is like. Well, even though it's a smidge awkward, it feels like it's way less heavy with Sierra right now. So I'm going to find windows to be normal and I'm not going to try hard, but I'm not going to be here.
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I'm not here to be like best friends and be annoying. But like if two X and G lovers can be in the house together and Sierra and I could be in the house together too, you know, I'm like, oh, shut up. Just get in the dunk tank.
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It's in the morning. Still though. Also, I want to invite this other guy to the house who's going to maybe come out here this summer. His name is Imrul. What's his name? Imrul. How tall is he? Does he have his feet back under him? I need more information.
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I mean, yeah, they all get dunked into this hot dog juice. There's like a little window in the dunk tank so you can see people underwater as they're dunked. And seeing those hot dogs swirl around in that window was pretty visceral. Like that was up there with that Wes nipple drawing for me. They were just like floating around like little hot dog fish. It was unpleasant.
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Cause we've, we've all let's bring three episodes in and we've been on the same weekend this entire time. It's only been one weekend. So all this stuff with Jesse and Lexi has only taken place over two days. Yeah.
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so lindsay walks into a maternity store and she's like this lady's like hi you look so cute i love your bump out which is so nice of this woman but you know she says this to anyone who walks into her store like you're contractually obligated to say that to anyone who walks into the store what does that mean what she just means that she has her bump out like i love that you have your bump out
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I know, but like how many times, like, could you imagine this woman saying like, oh, you have your bump out? Like, of course she's going to, if you're a maternity store, you'd be like, all right, look at that bump. I can't look. Charlene, a lady with a bump came in. I cannot believe it.
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Wow, you came to the right place for that bump, a maternity store. It's like, ladies, stop being so surprised that a lady with a bump came into your store. You're a maternity store.
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Sorry, mid-show critique. Can we please stop saying the word bump? It's been like a really rough few years for me.
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I'm just probably going to nod.
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There's a reason, because if you think about it, like there's probably like a 75% chance that Lindsay's going to give birth to like either a xenomorph or a devil. And I don't want her sending it towards me. So I'm going to be nice now. I'm starting. I'm putting in the putting in the credit right now.
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We need to aim this monster towards the person who really deserves it. Danielle. Thank God she's out of my life. Wow. Speaking of Babadook.
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It's truly an honor to be helping someone in their 80s give birth. So I am going to accept this responsibility.
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Given Lindsay's advanced age, I know that now that she's pregnant, she's going to need someone to help her understand how to send text messages and answer the question, what's the difference between a text message and an email? So I'm happy to be that person.
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Lindsay, now that you're pregnant, I am here to help you set up your Apple TV every six weeks.
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We see the clip of Craig saying, I saw something where someone got into a car accident and they couldn't, they were infertile afterwards. They crashed into an x-ray. So backwards for the rest of their life.
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I love Lindsay's like, um, does he know that he is not up against an actual biological clock?
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He just really doesn't know. He's traumatized by Peter Pan. So Paige is like, correct. I said to him, I should probably freeze my eggs. And he was like, okay, so should I freeze my sperm? So if you'd like to laugh right now, I give you permission.
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Craig has been ready for a family and for me to move into his home since literally I think the day he texted me. But I have like worked for this exact moment in my career for 10 plus years, which is, of course, to be on a national platform and telling everyone how stupid my boyfriend is. I have dreamed of this moment and he can't take it away from me.
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This fall, my podcast, Giggly Squad, is going on a 60 city tour, which, what? How are they doing 60 cities?
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I know. Good for them. I really, I am, I, I am, I am, I don't know why. I don't know why I have this irrational feeling. I'm like stammering squad. I don't know. I have this irrational feeling like there are babies. I don't know why. I think it was, we saw them and on summer house and no one cared about summer house back then.
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And we saw them become more popular and they created their podcasts and then they just sort of grew it. And I don't know why I have, there's no reason this is a parasocial thing, but I feel like the squad is our little child.
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yeah yeah exactly um so anyways she's basically like i am uh like i like my career is hotter than it's ever been before and i'm not just gonna like turn that all away just to settle down and be in with craig having a baby babies no thanks
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Here, guess what, Ronnie? Right now, we're gonna have an enthusiasm reveal about how I feel about gender reveals. And we're looking at this garbage pail and oh my God, not enthused at all. I can't believe it. The streak continues. Wow. What a great enthusiasm reveal.
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Just send me a link to the registry and tell me what color.
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So Paige wants Lindsey to have a girl. And Lindsey's like, you know what I was like thinking about? Like, either way, boy or girl, this is my opportunity to break a cycle. No, Lindsey, like Pelotons are really good. Like you really shouldn't break it. No, like an emotional cycle, like doing things like that my mom didn't do that like should have been done.
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Yeah, I think we said last season that Jesse really was benefiting from the fact that all of his hookups happened with people who were outside the house and sort of like after hours. And we predicted that, you know, as soon as he starts going after someone that's in the house, he's going to have his douchebag season. And I think he's on his way. He's laying the foundation.
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So she wants to, you know, she has huge abandonment issues and she's hoping that she can be there for her child in a way that her mom wasn't there for her, which is good.
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Four traumas. I know, but the sad part about trauma and cycles is that we think we're breaking the cycle, but if you've ever seen 12 Monkeys, you're just contributing, the cycle continues.
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I wish I had a girlfriend to take me to see 12 Monkeys. Um, so Lindsay is, um, going to break the cycle and we see a conversation from her from eight years ago, talking to her mom and saying, well, the phone goes, so then I like that.
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He's doing the good boys thing. He's being cute and sweet and flirty. But we definitely can see that the bottom is going to fall out of this situation very soon.
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so anyway now we go to lexi and jesse meeting up at the bar lawn club which is kind of like um like a like a douchey version of dave and buster's kind of it's like it seems like it's a dave and buster's made for um manhattan people who work in like mixed media or something so jesse's like oh you look pretty are you a model You all learned some games?
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Yeah, I actually like literally have always wanted to come here. Like I was literally looking at my ass and I was literally like, can I ever go to the Barlon Club? Oh my God, and now I'm here.
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And he's like, whoa, I have a question. Like, she's hot and she can walk down the runway. She's got a juicy booty, but can she shoot a basketball into a trash can?
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Oh my God. And then we watched them. We then watched like five minutes of them trying to shoot baskets and they're both missing for five minutes straight and they can't do cornhole. They can't do anything. They're just totally, totally inept people. And I say this as someone who has no athleticism whatsoever. I was like, but these, these people were really struggling.
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So then Jesse says, this is me trying to get a basket into a hoop.
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The cycle. So then Jesse is like, so before my dad married my mom, he made her shoot a basketball because he wanted to see like before he had kids with her, like if she had a good jump shot. She's like, are you asking me to have your babies? And he's like, no, I'm just saying, I don't know if we can.
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i do have to say i liked that lexi kind of said exactly like she set her parameters and her boundaries i i'm gonna give her credit for this because she's like yeah i want to make sure that this there's like one thing like that this thing that we're only getting to know each other because it just makes it more black and white like she's like yeah guess what we're already exclusive because that's how i do it like i don't want to like be talking around to a million different people if you're into me then great be into me but don't be into anyone else i was like oh
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Look at her establishing what she wants.
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go to an std she's like i'm a hot commodity i did it a gerber i did it a beckham you don't even have a last name that's worth anything so i'm gonna date you but just so you know i'm not a casual dater and i'm a relationship sex girl so this is what you need to know about me and he's like he's like do i want to be with a hot girl who's sort of famous or do i want to be able to around
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Yeah, he's like, that's really a tough one to swallow.
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Yeah, so now we go to Kyle's room.
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I love it's always the guys who want to love bomb and lock something down so they can have sex who then simultaneously are like, whoa, it's going too fast. So then we go to Kyle's rooftop DJ party and people are all there and arriving and Amanda is giving Kyle shit about like his turntable. She's like, she's like, she's like touching the circle part.
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She's like, does this actually go wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, which I believe is a direct watch what happens quote. And then Jesse is, everyone's just showing up and everything.
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And Kyle is saying how basically last summer when he said he wanted to be a DJ, it was like kind of a drunken thing that just sort of came out, but he's glad he did because now he's taking classes and he's DJing and he's living his best DJ life.
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So that's good. Are you in love? You in love now? What's that like? Like, I've been impressed with the vibes that have been displayed. I'm just going to tell you that, my friend.
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confetti splooge um they uh yeah this maybe explains why we don't see her really anymore for the rest of the season we predict because maybe she inhaled too much confetti and bravo's like just a liability legal liability just scrap her scrap her she got confetti lung and had to like be Yeah. It's the second leading cause of death in Appalachia.
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And then Wes shows up. He's like, whoa, did I just interrupt good juice? And Jesse's like, no, we're just talking biz over here. Instead of talking about Lexi and stuff. Carl's like, I mean, she's a kind of girl. He locked down, obviously. But like tightly and softly, not hard.
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Yeah, well, I mean, she's the kind of girl that you like lockdown. Obviously, obviously. Yeah, she made that clear.
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So then Paige is like, hey, Lexi, I want to hear about your date because you're so young. It's shocking. And she's like, oh my God, the date was like really cute. Like we really vibe. And I'm just like, I'm just like really enjoying my time. I'm like, go for it, Lexi Wood. So obviously I feel like we're probably going too fast, but, and Sierra's like, no, no, he's a fuck boy.
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You need to lock, you need to go out. When you see a fuck boy, you need to go and attach yourself as soon as possible.
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The bump is bumping and the mango is mangling. So now Lindsay and Jesse are eating a big sandwich. Look like a giant hot dog. I feel like I've got hot dogs on the brain this week. And then Carl's ordering some non-alcoholic, non-alcoholic. So Carl says, Hey, I was going to ask you, Kyle, do you drink during your show? Do you keep it soft? And Carl's like,
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Yeah, well, sometimes when my nerves, it's just like so hard to see up there and I don't want to be like buzzed whatsoever, just purely wasted. So, oh, by the way, Imrul's on his way. Oh, look, here he is. Here comes Imrul.
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So Imruel says hi to everyone. And he's talking about how he's from Brooklyn, but he was born in Bangladesh. And I was like, oh yeah, what's the word to refer to someone who's from Bangladesh? He's like, Bengali. He's like, oh, wow, I love that. He's like, yeah, that's how people know about the country. It's the Bengals. He's like, oh my God. I just realized that Bengals, Bengali. Wow.
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Learning all the important things on Summer House.
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So, um, then we go to West in his room and, um, he's like hanging out with Jesse and he's knocking on the bathroom door and just like, I'm pooping. And he's like, oh, really? He's like, well, we talked. He's like, no way, dude, whatever. There's this pooping in the room.
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So Kyle's DJing and then Bailey and Lexi are taking a shot. And then Jesse and Lindsay are taking a picture together and people are dancing. People are having fun. So Paige brings, tell Sierra, let's go to the bar. So they go to the bar and then Paige is like, Okay, look at this. This morning, I received a bit of rage texting from Kyle Cook about my best friend, Hannah, and my boyfriend, Craig.
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#2744 Summer House S09E03: UnDiplo-matic Relations
For Craig, he's mad because he signed a deal to do some ad with another drink company. And then Hannah, because she was on a podcast, just being Hannah. And then we hear Hannah on a podcast basically being like... Or actually, we don't hear her. Just in my mind, I heard her saying like, yeah, I was fired by Kyle because of tennis.
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But she says that she was fired because Kyle had her fired because she didn't add for a competitor to Leverboy.
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I mean, Hannah had a horrific season. People hated Hannah. I don't know, I don't know. She probably got fired because people didn't like her that season. I mean, I could also see Kyle basically, I could also see Kyle having a tantrum to a producer and be like, either she goes or I go.
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Oh, Paige definitely does. I mean, I don't like whatever you feel about it. Kyle going to Paige about Paige's best friend and boyfriend, even though we know that Craig is a liar.
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Also, they're allowed to do things that are not Loverboy. I mean, how long have we seen Loverboy hawked on this show for crying out loud and still not happy? So Paige is like, notice how I didn't say my name in there, but I'm just getting yelled at. Honestly, beyond discouraged with Craig too, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I mean, he's like going apeshit.
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So that's what happened to me today. What about me gave you the impression that you could just text me, talk shit about my best friend and my boyfriend? Like, what the fuck? You have both of their numbers being an adult, and if you see something on the internet that makes you upset, sit with it for a minute and then text the person that said it.
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You're trying to put me in the middle of it, and it's absolutely insane.
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She had the book? I didn't know she had a book. I guess so. Sierra's like, yeah, he talks shit about your podcast and he acts like you don't understand anything as a business woman. And she's like, I've drank your drink for seven fucking years. I was like, that was my first thought too. Like Paige is an influencer and she's sitting there holding this lover boy.
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I mean, I would go nuts if I was in a house and every year I had lover boy forced on me, especially if there are other beverages that I'd rather drink instead. Like these people have been totally supportive and they're there at his party right there, right at his party. Paige is such a draw. Paige is arguably the biggest star on Summer House right now.
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And like it's such a draw that Paige is at Kyle's party and he's still going to go off on her. That's just that's bad business right there.
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All right, well, guess what? It's Friday, so it's time for Lindsay and Danielle to arrive at the Hamptons.
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I know, right? Danielle, who I feel like has been fired from the show two times, and she keeps coming back. So, Danielle's like, can I be annoying, and can I touch your bump?
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And then Danielle tells us, she goes, the break has been nice for a lot of reasons. I'm like, break? You've only had one week off since last season. You weren't on. What are you talking about the break? It's the second weekend of the show.
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you haven't been gone for six years it's literally been only one weekend of shooting that you missed that's it you were at the reunion last season so she's gonna have the same haircut you didn't even get a new haircut and then she's like wow it looks the same it's weird being here it's like danielle i'm gonna shake you stop acting so nostalgic okay you're on the same schedule as you were last year and danielle's like wait why is there a painting of a mango on the is that a mango it's like ah
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I didn't until someone sent us a hideous vote, like drawing of an exaggerated. Yeah, that's I didn't need to see that. I didn't need to see that. It was just like big cartoon nipples. And it was stuff coming. It was too much. It was too visceral, too visceral. A lot of those drawings are really intense for me. I'm not going to lie.
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So, Danielle, I need your help. I'm going to do a gender reveal scavenger hunt tonight. Nobody in the world knows the gender yet because no one cares, except for my family and me and my baby daddy.
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What's this picture of a mango driving down a country road? Oh, I got, I got my sonogram, um, sponsored by AutoZone. Oh, okay. So is that a baby getting an oil change?
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Wait a second. Did you just tape your ultrasound on top of the Michelin baby? Yes, I did. It's a vision board.
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Like the fact that it's both a scavenger hunt and a color coded dinner. I would just quit the show. I'm like, sorry, I'm going back to Manhattan. I'm done here. Maybe Bailey, maybe Bailey had it all figured out. So then Sierra arrives and Danielle goes, hello, there's a stranger in your house. You saw her two months ago.
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so we see that the group went to happy hour and um and had a fun time and then danielle is uh like so how was it with west across the table am i right girlfriend she's like well we had a distraction which was in rule so emerald was sharing that he couldn't join us last weekend because he was at a play party and danielle's like oh
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So like everyone brings their kids like a bouncy house or do they like, or do they like all perform like Ibsen and like O'Neill? Like, no, it's not that kind of play party. It's for adults like triple X.
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And are there other animals from Bangladesh that we might know about? And he's like, uh, yeah, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't come at all. So Lindsay's like, um, I don't even want to know about this. Like, well, between the gender reveal and in rules, like sex club adventures, we have a lot of great content on the table for us coming. It's a sperm heavy episode. That's for sure. Yeah.
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I am just like, when I see them, I'm like, they sort of, it's, they remind me of what was that puppet show from the eighties? It was like, I don't know. Puppets always shared me. Yeah. This is like the drawing form of it. It's like too much for me.
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I don't know. It's, it's interesting, but you know, who does come, he does come right now and rule. He shows up at the house, he shows up on a motorcycle and I'm like, how does this work? Cause where are your bags? You don't have any bags. You're just on a motorcycle. How are you doing this?
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And we, I never questioned where Luke's bags were, but I just assumed Luke would just wear the same lumberjack clothes all weekend.
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i'm over this guy so he tells us that he grew up in a muslim household and everything was taboo you couldn't eat pork you had to pray five times a day you can't have sex before marriage and he's like i don't want to say i was trapped but just kind of limited by circumstance and then eventually when i started having a better sense of my own self i realized i want to go to sex parties and uh
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I don't like this rigidity unless it's in my dick. So I've come the other way now. Well, when I do come, it was me embracing it.
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I love when Lacey goes, what did you name it? She goes, Daphne. Like, of course she named her cat Daphne. It's like the most page name of a cat. I just chuckled when she said that.
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I would like a cat. Well, I don't know. That cat could get loose and I don't know. Maybe a kitten is not the best place.
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I've never freaked out like that. My poor Bueller. I'm glad Bueller is safe and sound.
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Show more emotion, puppet. Show more emotion. Don't be so wooden. Yeah. Well, there was that puppet show from the 80s. I was like political and they always had like a puppet of like Ronald Reagan and like Margaret Thatcher and stuff. And they did like the music video. You know what? I'm going down a hole here, and I'm going to pull myself out of it.
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Do you have to actually wear a Canadian tuxedo to a Canadian wedding? I've just always been curious about this. Can I bring my cat? So, yeah. So Jesse was like, yeah, they love me. Because, of course, he's probably so good with parents. And Danielle was like, so did you clear the entire roster? Did the text messages have to go on? By the way, I have to say... These walls!
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Have there always been this many walls in the kitchen? It's just been so long since I've been here.
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So then he's talking about how Amanda's like, but by the way, a lot of people are waiting for you to come in on my most recent post because Jesse, um, his thing is that he comments like really, he really like flirts hard on his, his lady friends, uh, Instagrams. And, um, he's like, yeah, like I'm the type of guy that likes to gas up his girlfriend. Like Amanda posted a picture.
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she deserves some love so i tell her how hot she is on her photo and i do the same for ciara and we see like everything is like you look so hot i want to bone you like that's what all the comments are like and um lexi's basically like yeah um if you're into me you can't do that so you have to say things like your dress looks cute but you can't be like you're so hot i want to do you
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Danielle's like, hi, you don't know me, Lexi. I'm Danielle. And she's like, oh, my God. Hi. You know, I am so grateful for the work that you do around here. The bushes look wonderful. Thank you for all your landscaping. She's like, no, no, I'm I used to live here. Oh, OK. That's great.
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So the chef arrives and they clear out so the chef can cook and everything. And Jesse and Lexi are like hugging and kissing. And he asks about her parents because they're, I guess, because they're in town. And he's like, so how was it? It was amazing. We actually had like such a good time. And my mom reassured me. My ass is not smaller after all, despite doing all the steps.
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The point is, Wes's nipples, they're a lot, especially in drawn form.
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So, uh, Kyle, uh, Wes is asking if Kyle is here and Amanda says that Kyle had to drive over from New Hampshire, um, because he had an event there. And, um, meanwhile, Sierra and Paige are talking and Sierra's like, um, what am I going to grow out of crop tops? Never. By the way, have you ever spoken? Have you spoken to Kyle yet?
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So Paige is like, well, after his event, he just goes, hey, sorry about all those texts earlier. And I was like, all right. I mean, I said nothing because I'm not going to like say something at his event and like be like, it just was weird. I mean, I have a cat now. I'm a cat mom to Daphne. I have to set a good example.
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So then a couple of days go by and he's like, set does this whole page six exclusive about Hannah. And he lied to his fucking teeth in the article. And he goes, I don't know what Hannah's talking about. And I didn't get her fired and I don't have that much power. Okay. And you wouldn't make up with her at the reunion. So we all know what that means. It's not even about Hannah. Cause it's like,
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You two are never going to have a friendship anyway. You both have different experiences, but like, how are you going to just like watch history repeat itself? Like Craig doesn't want to be your friend, like point blank period. He feels uncomfortable even coming to the house and you went on national television and articles calling him a liar about his business. That was a really long one. Sorry.
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I'm exhausted. I'm going to sleep in bed the whole weekend.
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Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney.
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Are, were people, I honestly really did not pay attention to his nipples. Were people saying that like they were big, like, or the long, were they like the areolas big? Was it like.
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She ain't no shrinkin' Violet Couture.
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Like hamster, hamster-esque. Yeah.
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#2744 Summer House S09E03: UnDiplo-matic Relations
So that was good for you. Thanks. Good for you. It's been a good one. Well, Sierra then goes and tells Amanda that she had a conversation with West and she's like, do you feel better than yesterday? Do you feel good to get it off your chest? And she's like, yeah, I just feel like I can't fucking wait to meet the person I'm supposed to be with so I can literally go and hide away on a farm.
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And Amanda's like, wow, maybe you've already met him at some point in your life. So I was like, okay, whatever. But then fast forward to later in the episode, there's like a moment with Sierra and Carl and Carl's like, I just got a compliment from Sierra. I'm like, please don't sow the seeds that Carl has been like,
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know because she was luke was pre-show that was either way we've seen her she she does gravitate towards boys and carl despite his like oh just like awkward now he is still a boy through and through and it is very it's very scary for him to get out yeah he's still a boy it's just harder for him to you know get it up i would of course it's harder for me to get hard because i really pay attention to things that are soft
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How about instead of consulting your psychic, why don't you consult your factict? And let's look at your facts, which is don't find love on this show and you'll be much better off. There you go. That's the facts. Yeah. Get some taste.
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So then they're setting up more things. I'm so mad at his teeth.
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Put your fucking teeth away. It's like a bunch of medieval knights going to battle with those shields. So Amanda is giving West direction on how to hang something else. And she can't quite get it right. And Paige is like, I love men and their little pea brains. Guys, I think whoever loses, we do the dung tank tomorrow morning. Like, yeah. And so that's what they're going to do.
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We all know what's going on. Sorry, this is for the boys. So everyone's getting ready and now everyone's arriving and Lexi does a shot and she's like, oh my God, my nipples just went so hard. And then people are partying and there's just like a lot of, it's like a lot of chaos. It's like a standard summer house scene where there's like, and everyone's like dancing and crazy.
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And Carl's wearing a wiener costume because he's just kind of like wild and crazy now. He's liberated because Lindsay isn't there.
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So. Yeah. So then Lexi and Bailey go down like a water slide or something like that. Or Bailey does. And Amanda's like, Oh, to be young again. I remember when I was in my 20s last year. And then Paige is like, it was really hard.
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Yeah, she really did not. So then Paige tells us like, this is like the first summer that I feel old. Like they feel so young and nice and like full of life. And I'm like, are you even registered to vote? Like I have like acid reflux. Like they don't, they don't even know what that is.
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Excuse me, what are your pronouns? Are they she, her, they, them? Young, younger. Thank you.
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So now Jesse's in the kitchen with some random friends and a girl's like, who's that girl with the thong and the shorts? And it's Lexi, they're talking about Lexi. And the girl's like, do you like her? And Jesse's like, I do like her. And they're like, oh my God, Jesse.
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Girl. I know, I was so glad that we finally had a drag race crossover moment.
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I'm like, why, why is Lexi's sister coming in? Like she's auditioning to be on RuPaul. I mean, she, her face was like, it was beyond beat. I mean that, what is happening over here?
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I can't even imagine life without my sister and, like, with my mom, too. My mom's, like, my best, best, best friend. And, like, growing up, I think a lot of people thought that because I was, like, a model. You know, they thought I thought I was better than them. So kids, like, weren't always nice to me. So I think that's why I'm, like, so close to my family because they allow me to be myself.
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No offense to all the Tiffany's out there. She's doing like Aida Totoro drag. It's wild. And so Tiffany's like, nice to meet you. And Jesse's like, hey, Tiffany, great to meet you. Your sister likes me. Yeah. And Jesse's like, I mean, what's not to like? And Lexi's like, for you. Like, wouldn't you look at her? Look at her.
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like black quail that the grandma had cut out like a silhouette of a quail and she had taped it onto the painting. I'm like, why did you do that? She goes, I just thought it needed a quail. Yeah. And I've always thought about that. Her son had like made this, had like taken time and like made this abstract painting and gave it to her. And she's like, uh-huh.
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Let me just cut out a quail real quickly and put it on there. That is really strange. She put a quail on the snowman.
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Let's be honest. It was produced under his shingle.
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But going back to the direction of this, I did notice, especially actually I noticed it in that thrift store scene. The shots were like oddly close. Like I felt like they needed to like need a little bit more space because they were just talking about like, oh, I found a scarf. Oh, you want a scarf? Here's a turkey sandwich.
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It wasn't like a total close up, but it was closer than like a medium shot. And I was just like, why are we so intensely focused on these people right now? Can we pull back a little bit? Can we add some like lightness to this stupid, stupid interaction?
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yeah when i was when i was in uh college i took a filmmaking class and um i had i lost i like didn't i like lost a lens or something so i had to shoot everything with like a some this you know this is actually a terrible story but the point is i lost my wide angle lens that's what it was or like it wasn't working or something everything had to be shot with like everything was like a mid shot and it was so frustrating and so watching this i was like that's what happened his white
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No, Netflix was like, we spent your budget on Coldplay. Sorry, you've got to work with that other lens.
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They couldn't just wait all day for Mr. Belvedere to finish. I can't not see Mr. Belvedere now.
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Don't you remember the DJ's like, it's finally ready to start. Thanks.
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I actually just got a wonderful selection of herbs from there that I cooked some garbanzo beans with, so I had a nice, bright, healthy, herbaceous meal to start off the new year.
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That is the most important thing. The flash of the picture, because she has obviously a shitty camera that requires a flash to take a photo of this very well-lit snowman. So she takes a picture and then something about the scarf and then the flash of light is all that he needs to become sentient.
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what do we think about him naked like what do we think about him as a as a as a male kind of object of lust we've been we've been we've been putting this off because we're objectifying his ass ben you go ben okay he was so cute on schitt's creek yeah i feel like did they film this movie while he was prepping for like an iggy pop biopic
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He looks gaunter. The hair is not right. There's something going on.
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Something was going on with the face, the teeth and the, it was like, he was like buff, but I was like, this is, I was like, where was Aaron O'Connell? Like our favorite Hallmark hunk is Aaron O'Connell. This would have been so perfect for Aaron O'Connell. He is so gorgeous. And he would have just had that perfect. He already has snowman energy. It would have just been perfect.
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He's like a hot guy. Yeah, he's really hot. Somehow they did not really capture that.
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It could have been like, you know what? And also it could have been like a Jason Kelsey, not Jason Kelsey, but it could have been Jason Kelsey, Travis Kelsey. Travis Kelsey would have actually been perfect for this because he also has snowman energy and I would believe him having childlike wonder. Okay.
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It's a little bumbling. A little golden retriever-ish. It's kind of.
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What movie was that? The Mint one, the one with the pioneer woman.
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Do you remember in that movie? Do you remember what happened in that movie? I did Candy Coated Christmas. That's what it was called. Candy Coated Christmas. A blonde lady from the city comes to this town and she knocks on the door and a girl opens up the door. She goes, oh, hi, is your mom here? She goes, no, she died in a car wreck seven years ago.
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Aaron O'Connell would have been so perfect for this. He's just not a big enough name. And unfortunately, I know that Dustin Milligan is also not a big enough name, but people can be like, oh, my God, that's the guy. That's the guy who's just great. Yeah, but Aaron O'Connell, it's like... He's been in Hallmark movies. That's just his lane.
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But I think I mentioned when we did do Candy Coated Nights that I went to a wedding about four years ago and Aaron O'Connell was there as one of the guests.
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but uh candy coated christmas is the one yes can be coded i just thought that was that was the hanukkah version of candy coated nights my friend is actually she writes these hallmark movies and she is jewish and so she she does sort of like try to get sort of hanukkah you think she does well no she did she actually wrote um the hanukkah the one that was like the hanukkah hallmark movie that came out last year or something like that
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And I'm like, oh, the Jew in me feels like we should cover that. But then I'm like, I don't want to have to make fun of my friend's movie. So that's just something I'm going to have to live with.
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I'm going to celebrate Danny's. And also I would much rather watch, I would much rather, you know, take on a movie with Lauren Holly.
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Yeah, that's true too. Every time, every year when we do this, I'm always like, I'm going to write a Hallmark movie. And then I never do. And now here we are again, another year has gone by and I have not written my Hallmark movie, but this year, maybe this year will be different.
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I'll wrap a red scarf around my laptop and see if my Hallmark movie comes to life.
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I think it should be that like, you have like eight nights to do like, like, At the end of eight nights, at the end of the eight nights of Hanukkah, if you haven't done the thing, save like the town library, save the town synagogue.
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Yes. Then the world ends. there'll be no no more oil and that's it the temple and the earth is plunged into darkness so there's a lot of competition just freezing there's gotta be a lot of competition but you know because the name of the game is that you always have to have a celebrity cameo like the pioneer woman or whatever who would be our jewess who would be oh or something
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Hello and welcome back to our multi-part recap of Hot Frosty. I am Ben from Watch Your Crappens, joined by my co-host Ronnie Karam, but also this is our holiday crossover event. So I am also here with Jake and Matt from Reality Gaze. We're all doing this together. This is on our feed. It's on their feed. It's all of our feeds. Lots of feeding going on. What's going on, everyone?
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Can you get me Linda Lavin? Can we get Linda Lavin on the phone?
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I think I'm naming my Hanukkah Hallmark movie Gotta Latke of Loving to Do. Exactly.
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Well, by the way, let's not, we skipped over a very important plot point because this is important for the building of the case against him. Before he gets to the thrift store, as he's walking through the town, an elderly couple goes walking through the plaza late at night Mortimer, Mortimer and Ethel.
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Mortimer and Ethel are strolling through town to take a look at the sculptures because, you know, the sculpture competition is finally open. And they stopped having sex about 40 years ago. Yeah. Well, maybe, but you know what? That may all change tonight. It's going to change.
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you don't deserve a dog sir okay it was such a weird thing to say yeah sort of like shady we find out much later in the movie so jack jack he waves at them of course like he's hiding behind like a little there's something that's obscuring his manhood yes his magical scarf not so magical after all fucking little little glowy thing that goes in front of everything blocking everything good you know i've been fighting those since the 80s
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so he goes he goes hello hi there and this old man is so horrified to see a naked man in the street he falls into the snow this is why we never see whatever this is why we never see the the lynn belvedere type who makes this sculpture because obviously this is a little bit of a homophobic town that you cannot definitely the gay oh no
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And he's like, what was that? But Ethel, Ethel who's got a brain about her, she goes, I'm not sure. Let's go investigate.
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I'm not familiar, but if Donnie Darko involves hot men who are luring people... A young Jake Gyllenhaal. A young Jake Gyllenhaal, yeah. I saw one scene of it.
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He was in a movie theater, and then there was a creepy bunny next to him.
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Hi. Hi. Hi, everybody. Hello, hello. So, where we left off on Hot Fancy, which you can watch on Netflix, here's what we've discussed so far. Lacey Chabert wakes up. She has a cold house. She goes to her restaurant where she works. She encounters Christella from Selling Sunset. And that's where we are.
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creature he's great he's great I've only watched three episodes this season but in one episode he just falls over for no reason that's so hot oh my god he's fucking stunning he's so sweet and I'm about to ruin it for you
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swiper coming so anyway jack has uh the this jack has now he ran away basically or whatever happened and he winds up at the thrift store he sees clothes in the window and he goes clothes a lot of mugging a lot of mugging yeah he's really sad about clothes i don't know why he wants clothes but he just decides he wants clothes yeah because clothes keep you warm which is
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Yeah. Yeah. It's like, this is where also, like, you really, like, when choosing an actor, I think if you're going to be doing this sort of, like, sleeveless jumpsuit thing, I think part of that audition process is going to have to be evaluating the arms. And this guy's got very good arms. Like, I would love to have his arms. But, like, I think you want someone with, like, big arms.
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Former football player type. Oh, God, my favorite type.
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Is he aware all this time? Like, was he just frozen in snowman form and like observed?
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I don't even know. Okay, so now it's the next day. Kathy wakes up in her shitty, shitty house. The heater is still not working. There's still a hole in the staircase. She's living in the Middle Ages, and no one's checking on her. Even though the chef in the diner is aware of Kathy's conditions, he has not offered to help whatsoever or asked anyone in town to help. He's just doing his thing.
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Three months, she's a whore. Yeah. I thought that part of me honestly thought like this was going to be some sort of like dream or something where she's like coming out of her grief and realizing the snowman never existed.
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That would have been better than what happened. Yes.
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Maybe the first draft was that Lauren Holly never existed and that she was the coping mechanism.
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I think she was cast mainly because of her last name is very holiday forward.
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I think it has a nice name to nice ring to it. Ben Christmas. Lauren Holly. Yeah. There was some, there's something I saw her in where she was like, she played the villain. Oh, she was a great villain.
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her and costas mandalore wow oh costas mandalore that is that's like that's something unlocked oh don't encourage sunday that's right she was she was she was the villain in any given sunday right but didn't she play dennis quaid's wife and she was like you get out there you play you're this is now a lauren holly appreciation podcast get off lauren holly's dick
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Can you imagine? He has such snowman privilege.
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It could happen to you too. They're like, look at us. We're three ballers. I got three.
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I would look like George Wendt. You got made in the... You got made in the... You've got snowman pretty privilege.
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She could have gone the Lauren Holly way. But you know what? She didn't. And I want to support Demi. So is Margaret Qualley.
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This is why gay men need to be writing these movies.
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well neither would any of us because that was oh my god snowman am i right so uh he's talking he's basically bragging and he's like doing bootstraps you reach the other snowman you know like guys just work hard and so she walks up she goes um excuse me hi hi what's going on he goes oh my god it's you look you're the scarf lady you're the you know
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Any chance I could see that picture you took of me? I'm not sure you got my angle.
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No, this guy's written like three Christmas movies. He has written Hot Frosty, The Santa Summit, In Merry Measure, and also The Santa Class.
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That's such an amazing point. There was literally...
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Instacart. Instacart, yes. I totally think this is actually a very salient point. There is literally nothing even close to a meet cute. It's just he's there and she's walking to work.
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But I think this is to show that she's a caring person for us.
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she's a caring she's caring before she's a caring and she says um aren't you cold you look really cold so she's concerned about this she's like this is someone who is troubled and they are cold and yeah we don't get these sort of people in this town so we should take care of him and he's like i know i actually feel good and she's like well i have a diner um and i have a business and i i think i would like to risk um my yelp reviews by bringing in this deranged man into my diner right
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She doesn't seem to be scared, but I think what they're trying to go for is that she's like, oh, this poor man, I need to help him. Like I need to see someone who's not well.
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She does help children. She does. She helps children who want to have chocolate chip pancakes. That's true. Outside of Sundance.
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Why do you want to help people so much? I feel like if you're a snowman brought to life and you've got childlike energy, all you want to do is play. You want to throw snowballs around. You want to make snow angels. You want to fuck your snow.
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Yeah. He should have made like amazing snow forts. He should have just done.
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Let's not, let's, let's not beat around the bush. We all saw this movie before. It's called Edward Scissorhands.
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And what we were missing, we were missing the ice sculptures and the haircuts. For a moment, we got there with Lauren Holly. We'll get there too, Lauren Holly. But the Lauren Holly moment was basically Ronnie's favorite, Kathy Baker, you know, haircut.
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These are the titles on this writer's IMDb. There are seven credits. Three Wiser Men and a Boy, Christmas Under the Lights, The Santa Class, Hot Frosty, The Santa Summit, Merry Measure, and then his very first feature, Web of Lies.
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He was always so contemplative on Picket Pimp.
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Yes. You would think they would like carrots, to be honest. That's true.
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That would have been actually something they could do. That would be good. So Isaac, the chef is like, who the heck is that? And Kathy goes, don't worry about it. I don't know. Just a drifter I found on the street.
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Yeah, Jeremy Meeks was like, he was in jail in Sacramento. He now has 1.5 million followers on Instagram. Holy mother. And he is doing high-end fashion modeling. He did not even go down the... Really? Yeah, he's doing proper... Yeah, he's like an actual fashion model. I mean, he's a gorgeous, gorgeous man.
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oh wow look at him he is he's doing you know he would have been good in this oh yeah i recognize this guy i just googled him wow yeah he's stunning this guy's a beautiful guy so isaac the chef has the only one who has any sort of sense he's like well should i call the cops and she's like no we can't tell sheriff hunter he overreacts about everything he arrested someone at the movies once and we i'm like of course thinking about pb herman right are we
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does someone want to tell Kathy what happens at movie theaters sometimes if you're arrested in a movie theater it's always if you're arrested in a movie theater you're masturbating that's what you're doing she goes she explains it was for she goes it's excessive candy unwrapping apparently it was a noise violation apparently he was trying really hard to get into his candy wrapper and he kept saying oh god oh oh yeah
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By the way, Madeline Stowe, I'm waiting for her Hallmark movie.
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If you have to unwrap your candy... Do it quickly. Because I think what happens is people try to be quiet about it. So they're like, oh, oh.
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I was at a Broadway show recently and there were a bunch of, there was like four old people in front of me. They're like senior citizens and they'd gotten drunk at intermission and they're just like talking, just like having a conversation. So I was like, so I go, shh. I do the full shh. And I did it again. But the best part was that I had emboldened the two women from Staten Island. Yes.
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And the lady, because once I like opened the floodgate, then everyone was doing it. And the lady leans into these old people and goes, if you guys can't be quiet, I'm going to call the usher right now.
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In Revenge? I thought you meant like in the movie Blink that she was also in.
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The jelly to prison pipeline is real. And we need to make sure we do not.
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So then we finally meet this sheriff. Okay. Sheriff Nathaniel Hunter. So, um, they are, they're observing the broken glass, uh, at the thrift store. And, you know, he's like, Oh, it's a smash and grab. This is no good. And what's been stolen overalls and galoshes. Okay. And it wasn't even, they were selling at the store. It was, it was his galoshes.
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Twitching on its own If Madeline Stowe was Kathy If Madeline Stowe was Kathy She would be playing the grief up so much She would be walking into her restaurant like Good morning Please Just stay here and watch TV Please Okay It really It really was the If you watch Revenge and say Is this woman in on the joke?
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He's like, well, I took a vow to protect and serve, and I failed to uphold that vow last night. And I am so sorry, lady. I'm going to establish a task force that will basically just be me and my sidekick. And we are going to find the perpetrator.
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Yeah, like I am enforcing a very intense police state in this small town.
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And then we find out because he's like... I want a hard-talking search of every in-house, out-house. Yes.
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All right, let's get this going, boys. So we find out the stakes could not be any higher because we find out that these galoshes have been handed down from generation to generation to generation and that they cannot fall into the wrong hands.
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Actually, what really happens is that Mel goes, oh, I don't really care. It's fine. Like, oh, okay.
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Completely ignore him. I didn't like them anyway.
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They were meaningless. They were meaningless galoshes that I wanted to be rid of anyway. That's funny. Basically.
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This is very white guy written for sure. I'm sorry that Richard Roundtree wasn't alive to see it.
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Crisis is real. And it has gotten into small town America, including this poor man. So Kathy is like, okay, so is this a prank? Okay. I get it. Okay. Fine. Prank the saddest girl in town. Thanks a lot guys. I have a hole in my fucking staircase.
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My husband's been dead for four months.
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sorry i finally figured out what's going on here you were the one who built that really hot snowman that i was kind of attracted to but i also offloaded that awful scarf onto no offense mel and now you destroyed it and now you're showing up pretending to be the the snowman i get it okay gag is up
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Yeah, they're trying to make it – like try to make her seem like a real person who would be skeptical of the situation. So she has to go through these perfunctory moments of like doubt and conspiracy.
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It's so good. So good. He's just singing it. Like, I just love he goes back. He's like, I'm so disturbed that like our streak of having no crime for like a month has been broken. Yeah. I have to go back to the police station. I've got to go back to the police station and sing this one out. Before this investigation goes any further, let's get on some keys and let's sing a sweet song.
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Yeah. Ethel is hot for this guy. That was a funny line. Yeah. So the sheriff is like, hard on crime. People respect that. For months, we haven't needed to write so much as a parking ticket. Partially because I think only one person in this car drives and it's, you know... Yeah, there are like 60 people in the town, tops.
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And she, by the way, does she really need to drive her car across the street to get to Kathy's? I don't think so. No, no. But she goes, for weeks, for six weeks before my reappointment as sheriff, we have a crime spree on our hands. Coincidence, conspiracy. Oh, I didn't pick up on this. So he really thinks that like he's up for, like his job is in peril because he's up for reelection.
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And so now he thinks that someone's actually...
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Honestly, I thought it was going to be Lauren Hawley. That would make sense. Lauren Holly is the mayor. She's the big bad of this entire movie.
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What it feels like is no chocolate chips outside of Sunday Law.
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He loves them. So they're just talking about it. Basically, the sheriff is mad and he's like, a man is defined by his actions, Ed. And now it's time to take actions. Bring this man to justice. It's a good day for justice. It's a good day for justice. It's also a good day for questionable medical practices because now we are at the police office. Okay.
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The doctor comes in. Dr. Dottie walks into the room, and she's like, oh, hello. Hey, howdy. Is it time for a physical exam?
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And she's like, I thought this was passive aggressive. I thought you guys would be so busy like my restaurant is. But look at me taking time out of my busy schedule to bring you some egg salad.
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You're the one, like literally, Mel gives you the scarf and is like, honey, go get laid. And instead, what do you do? You give your scarf, your fucking around scarf to a snowman. This is on you a little bit. And remember, her house still has no heat.
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Well, first of all, going back to this issue about what does he know and what does he not know, he tries to eat the thermometer, which is strange.
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Yeah. Well, I kept on thinking, like, how is this movie going to tackle global warming? Because that's going to be a real issue for Jack. Yeah. It's going to suck. He's not going to last long in this world. No, not at all. But we've got to work around later. The villain is just Al Gore. It's coming! It's coming!
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So the thermometers aren't working because they're basically saying that his body temperature is like 30 degrees. And Dottie is like, well, he's ice cold and he's sweating. And the thermometers are saying that he's cold. So it means either he's dead or he really is a snowman.
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They don't believe in big pharma. So they're going to keep him here. And Dottie is like, well, maybe he's telling the truth. And Kathy is like, oh, sure. And I'm the queen of Aldovia.
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She's a con artist. She's a con artist. A literal con artist who came to this town to start a new life, running from the mob. That's why she's so willing to just believe in everybody.
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Hot tip. Don't step on the third stair. It doesn't exist.
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No one even wants to help Kat. They want to help the snowman, but they're like, yeah, she's a lost cause.
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I'm pretty sure that's what's keeping me alive. But I don't know if you guys clocked this, but later on, there was definitely one or two scenes where he was not wearing the scarf. I'm like, hello.
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Justice for snowman continuity. So after some badgering, Kathy gives in. It's like, fine. He goes, thanks. I love you. And she's like, you do not love me. He goes, no, I love you. And she's like, you don't. You don't love me. Stop saying you love me. I was like, okay, this is fun. I like that she can't accept affection. This is good.
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mayonnaise give me some more mayonnaise yeah that guy also acts like she is like serving food to jessica tandy and him kironan and these people are just like they're like 61 they're fine they're thriving you know yeah but you know what there are those people who always act really old even when they're not and it's so annoying because the wife is like how are you doing outside of work you have a man
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Okay. So at this point, now they go back to her house.
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Lindsay was the new girl. Gretchen was in with the popular girls.
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following the mean girl okay thank you because i and i even saw the musical mean girls and i was like well i thought gretchen weiner was low and oh i hated it i hated it so much it was not good you know what's you know what it's it's sad that some of these musicals can't last longer than our recap of this movie we're the longest we're longer running than cats why don't we wrap up this episode
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If you go into the cold, you might meet a very handsome ice sculpture that will come alive, and then you'll wind up having sex someday. Maybe. You're going to fuck an icicle. Have fun with that, kid.
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She's going to put on that. She's going to put on that red scarf like the tart she is. I know.
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Thank you. This just drove me fucking nuts. She's like, by the way, this scarf just came in yesterday. It just arrived. It kind of reminded me of it because it's a red scarf. I've never seen one like this before. So I was like, you know what?
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There had to be a slut in town who'd want this.
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The idea is that it arrived in her life almost magically. Like it was, it came like some entity.
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Because she's like, I need to get out of this store immediately. Yeah. She's like, you know, this, this scarf came into my life and I just could sense that someday you would walk in with a turkey sandwich.
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Kathy doesn't like it because she goes, she leaves with this scarf.
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She conned Kathy into taking her, like, disease-filled scarf that they've been trying to offload.
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So, Kathy's wearing this for, like, all of, like, one afternoon. Because now it's, like, evening. And she's walking through town. And she's looking at the sculptures. And she's looking at the hot sculpture. Still miserable. Still miserable. And then she looks at it and goes, well, clearly you've been doing your push-ups. And he has very big nipples. Oh, my God. His nipples are so big.
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There's a gay teenager who's like, do you know how much time I spent working on that man's clavicle?
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It was the original Frosty the Snowman. And he went, see you later.
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Mr. Belvedere always comes back every Christmas, guys.
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You don't have to put a finishing touch on it. I once went to someone's house and the mom, the grandmother – I was at my friend's grandma's house. And the grandmother's son had made a piece of art. Like he had made something on a canvas. And there was a giant – it was like this abstract thing with all this paint. But there was this giant –
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Kyle's like, yeah, actually this dress is very comfortable. And I'm like, not so bored that every day has to be a fashion show for me. Yeah, but you're dressed up. That's the point. Your entire storyline is that you're bored at home this season. Just so you know, we saw you carry a chair through a door. You only just opened the French door and that's because like someone came over to help.
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So then in comes Jennifer Tilly, she's like, hello, your house is so gorgeous.
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And Garcelle's like, oh, who do we kiss? Hello, where's someone to hold this? Where's Nico? And Jennifer Tilly's like, hello, oh, I'm Canadian. In Canada, we remove our shoes, too. And they're like, oh, good. More hellos. You know, hellos on this show take ten minutes every time someone walks through a door.
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So they get the robes, which are not tied up with the robe belt. And he's like, here you go, the robes. I invented these robes. I designed them and I came up with it. I'm going to call them something called bathrobes. Enjoy. And Chris is like, well, I'm already so comfy and healed. This is wonderful.
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In corporate America, this is the time when we would go outside. So let's go outside like the real corporate raiders do. So they go outside and there's like, you know, like these guys, they're called like hands. Manly hands. What are they called?
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Oh, honey, if we'd had some bumps, we might actually get along. Go away. Flashback to 2021. I feel like the past couple of months you've been making lots of jabs. Little jabs at me. Little, let me just sprinkle some water at you. Fibs. Jabs. Fibs. Jabs and jabs. Jabs, jabs, jabs.
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I know I've done things that have hurt you and you felt like I have not been receptive to hearing you in your soul. And for that, I just want to say I apologize to whatever it was. You don't have to go back and say it because I probably won't listen again. But I know I should apologize right now. So I'm going to.
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and Kyle's like well you know I'll tell you exactly what I said I think if I have a good memory memory I think it said like um you have a lot of friends PK but I'm also one of them I'm here if you need me if you want to talk shit about Dorit like I won't tell a soul it's she's like really it's like I know it's like
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low-hanging fruit but we all need to eat fruit sometimes so like just talk your shit it won't go to any single person and like you can trust me if you want to send a meme too that'll be good and then in return i'll be like tell me more about to read and so it's like i think a pretty benign text buzz oh oh you just made that sound so like i mean i'm just saying like i you know you can continue to send me funny meme i won't forget the laughing emojis and fuck to read am i right oh
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Yeah, you can't, like, come and do that. She goes, well, I was just getting up off my chair. She's like, well, someone's got to stop making it seem like it was weird. My God, this is, like, really getting dumb. This is, like, so dumb. And Bose is like, in my opinion, when it comes to a conversation that Kyla's having with PK, Dorit needs to know. Tell Dorit.
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So Kyle's like, I just don't know why Bose is taking this upon herself to tell me that I need to share my messages with the group. She knows nothing of my relationship with Dorit, and she certainly doesn't know my friendship with PK, and I feel like it's inappropriate that she's putting me in this position that it's insulting to me.
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Anyway, I just need to go back and watch the Denise Richards season, because that's such a fun season to watch when we made Denise read all her texts on the air, and we forced her to explain her relationship that we didn't really understand with Brandi Glanville. Oh my God, what a fun time in our lives.
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And she goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Sutton, Sutton, Sutton. No, no, no. Let's not do that. Let's not do that. When we start opening people's phones, oh, Jesus Christ. I sent Armie Hammer a picture of chicken meat and told him it was my arm. So, you know, nothing's more embarrassing. I still fucked him. I still fucked him. He's coming back.
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I mean, I'm not afraid to open up my phone. Look at this. Erica texted me. I live with a man who's got one foot in the grave and one foot on a banana peel. I mean, wow. Oh, you know what? This is from the wrong person. Nevermind. Wrong show. Wrong show. I mean, what a contrast between Salt Lake City and this show where you have on this show, like,
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no we don't do that we don't go into each other's phones and talk like say read the worst text you ever wrote about someone and then read five more okay youth car starting with mary cosby if you haven't said something disgusting and violent in your text take time to compose it now and then screenshot it we'll be reading it a little bit what'd you say make it extra big for lisa
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Of course you understand. People can make it into something more than something than it really is. I mean, these are my earrings. And now people are saying they belong to some orphans I've never seen before. So that's all I'm talking about. The rest of these women are pressuring Kyle, almost accusing her of having done something wrong.
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She has not done anything wrong by communicating with a friend.
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I'm like, the way that Erica is trying to, like, pretzel her logic to make it seem like Kyle was not violating girl code, I'm sorry. It is a fail for me.
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There's no. Well, it's also it's also indirect continued case building for herself. Like.
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I wasn't giving the grace in 2020 when you guys all attacked me for Tom Girardi. So I'm going to give the grace to Kyle that I never received.
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It's like, we gave you the pizza party already. Okay. Relax.
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I'm moving over here. The master at work. Dorit, what are the things you think about when you design things like Beverly Beach? Well, I was sitting in the sun and I thought, I don't want to sit in the sun. So now I've decided I'm going to sit over here. Wow. Thank you. Thank you for that insight.
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You've done nothing wrong. That's what I said.
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Listen, you're never going to satisfy anybody.
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I explained verbatim what the text said. And now I've got to like show it to the group. Like, how old are we? It's like, Kyle, you're the one who is trying to do like the mean girls, cool mom with your daughters every single episode. So you're literally pulled up a dirty card. You're crying and having a fit. So now the other women are outside and treats like,
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Why are they having a conversation about the text message without me? And she says, I don't understand how this text message can become a topic of conversation for everybody but me. Is anyone going to have you spoken? Anyone going to say, hey, have you spoken to Dorit? Have you shared with Dorit? Have you told Dorit?
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Have you asked if Dorit is still sitting in the shade or has she moved back to the sun? What about me?
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No, you know, I don't believe in principals or offices. And I don't think that you owe anyone here an explanation, except for Dorit, baby, probably Dorit.
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Oh, I already put some text over and sent it as a meme to PK.
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So Kyle's like. All right, I'm going to say something and then I'm leaving because I don't know this all, how this all went wrong, but okay, I'm going to say this. Okay.
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I'm trying to get to a good place in my life. Okay. I just want to say the following. I've been in movies with Jamie Lee Curtis. Okay, I'm going to go, guys. I've said it. Come on, Kyle.
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Kyle, Kyle, do you want a juice box? Would you like a juice box?
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Give her a juice box and some Ritz crackers. Give her a snack. Let her sit in the corner. Like, now, do you want to play checkers, chutes and ladders? What do you want, Kyle? How can we make this better for you? God.
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so so then we see all the cameras and the camera's like uh hello it's like i was like i mean which i can't take it's real film man we're in production okay bravo bravo bravo scarcell's like i don't get what what her talking to pk has to do with production i mean if you're having private conversation with someone and you want to say i will never share what we talked about with production you'd write with production she didn't say that
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I mean, she's sort of right. Not the strongest case, but it is true. She's right. So funny.
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That was a double entendre because I still want to talk about last season Kyle also.
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Then the very next day we'll be in San Diego. And in both shows, we're going to be doing the reunion part one of SLC. We'll do the first half in San Francisco, the second half in San Diego. It's going to be a lot of fun. That, of course, had an Salt Lake City had an amazing season, so excited to cap it off with these live shows. Tickets are at WatchWhatCrappens.com.
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Um, by the way, I was sorry, I got a little distracted because I was looking up something when Kyle was like, guys, so here I am, I'm messaging with PK, okay? And that was in April. And then, like, I didn't even message him until you guys announced your separation. They announced their separation on May 9th, 2024. So, like... You talked in April and I could have been anytime in April.
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And then you talked again in May. So it's not like it was like five months went by. You guys talked again. Like you're not proving she's just not making a very good case for herself.
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i said keep sending memes and i won't forget the laughing emojis because you know he gets mad if you don't respond like i have to respond it wasn't my fault i wrote to him he got mad at me i'm like what now all of a sudden this is pk's fault and she's like oh that's all and that's all i fucking said and i'm done i'm done i'm not gonna be made to feel like i did something wrong okay i loved you and your family even though we were really never very close at all like we really weren't close friends at all as i said on the reunion but
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Like, I loved you and your family and I'm done with this shit. I'm done crying over someone that I really don't even know. What's your name again? Doria? What? I don't know. I don't know who this person is. Why am I crying over her?
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It's also the more I know that it's time to invent something new called tissues. Nico, write that down. Tissues. Give it to people who cry. So Kyle is like, I am done. Tizzy. That have issues. Meld those together. How are we going to do it? Tizzy issues. Tizzy issues. Nico's like, issue tissues. No, not issue tissues. Shut up, ribbon man.
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i'm done i'm not doing this anymore by the way kyle's been done for like 35 minutes on this show i am not doing this anymore everybody has bigger problems and yet this is all that they can focus on okay kyle you're the one who's hyper focused on everyone else's marriages going to and then the moment it comes to you we're doing something wrong all of a sudden it's like oh everyone's focusing too hard she's so hilarious so i was cracking up this whole scene with kyle because she's just standing there in front of everybody going oh
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Well, she's not going to listen to you.
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That woman, excuse you. That is Oscar nominee Jennifer Tilly, and we see it 30 minutes earlier. This is the con before the storm. You're going to have a lot of memes to send out from this party. I love when staff members, like Ann Slater's staff members, make little comments on these shows. It's my favorite thing.
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so uh they all follow to see what's going on kyle's doing she's back to her classic line are you kidding me first of all take a deep breath okay let's go for a little walk okay i mean literally look at all of us all right look at our age what we're doing all you women in your 50s me at 35 look at us we're too old or you're too old and i'm still a little too young for this sort of behavior
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So inside, Jennifer's like, hey guys, what trick is this? And Erica's like, well, all of it's been building, the whole thing. Like, oh, she's had enough and I don't blame her. I mean, I get why Kyle's upset. Her marriage is falling apart. Her life is falling apart. Her relationship with the group is falling apart. The doorknobs at her door are falling apart.
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At least that's what she says, why she can't open it. Everything's falling apart.
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One eye is flittering open and closed again. The veins popping out of her head. One of her hands is bigger than the other one. I mean, the girl's the best. What are you going to do? Isn't it hilarious? The neon sign in her foyer is starting to flicker and die out. Everything's falling apart.
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So Doreen is like, Kyle, nothing is going to go away just because you walk away from it. She's like, are you sure? Cause I've walked away from a lot of things. She's like, I'm going to, okay. I'm just going through a lot. Okay. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna come for a relaxing day and be accosted every fucking time. We were, you know, like we were in a good place.
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And then you said to me, listen, things are not great. And like, will you do me a favor? And can you cut off contract, contract with PGA right now? Because if you had said that, like, of course I would have. Okay, of course. I mean, like, obviously PK is like a brother and you'd be asking me to like stop speaking to my own brother. So it's kind of on you for like coming between me and my family.
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But like for you, I would have done it. Person I really don't know very well.
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One of my biggest issues, if not the biggest, is the way PK would speak to me and the yelling at me. It's just, it's a trigger coil.
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No, you don't understand. He yells in that voice. It's very terrifying. And I used to call him the monster. Like when the monster comes out and I protected him for a very long time because he's not that person. He's not. But he can be that person. And he is with me. So he is that person. But he's not that person. So I can't be sued for saying he's that person. But he is that person.
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He's all the people. He's everyone. And no one. He's behind you right now, Kyle. He's right behind you. What? Just kidding.
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This is shitty. This is from the same person who wants us to believe that when cameras are down, Kathy Hilton is a total, total monster. And yet, now when Dorit is saying, by the way, when cameras are down, PK is a monster. And Kyle's like, I haven't seen that. I mean, I don't think Kyle would appreciate us saying that about Kathy. And I believe Kyle when she says that about Kathy. But...
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But Kyle wanted us all to believe that. She was very adamant, like, you have to trust me on this when it's down. And yet she does not extend the same grace to Dorit. But maybe that makes sense because grace time is over, Kyle.
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Go over. She's like, okay, I'm going to go look. She's like, well, I'm pretty sure that they are still talking or they're dead. So she goes out there and she just looks and turns it around. And she's like, yep, still out there.
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So I just want to say that, like, in this moment, I just want to remind you, I'm going through a really tough time. But I also want to say we're having the best divorce of all time. That's going like really well. But right now, I just want to say it's a tough time. Yeah.
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Jennifer comes back. She's like, well, they are deep in discussion and Dorita's gesticulating. And so it's like, oh, God. It could be a while. I died. I died when she's like, oh, God. I'm going to be here all day. She's gesticulating. She's going to blow any moment.
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but i didn't mean it's about you i mean it's like not about you we're talking about like for sure it's not you like it's like lots of other things but in other words what he shares with you you would never share with me she's like um no like that's not it's not about that though it's like it has nothing to do with you i don't talk about you i only just like make jokes about you and say what's going on with dory and then he tells me but i don't actually talk about you like why are you crazy
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Yeah. You really fucked up, Kyle. You really fucked up. As far as we can tell, you're in a feud with one of your sisters at any given time. You three of you can never be friends at all together at the exact same time.
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And what this tells me is that, like, at a certain point, I don't know if I trust any of the sisters with being good friends, anyone, if they can't even be good sisters to each other.
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Yeah, we've been watching this for eight years on this show, or however long they've been on. Like, from the very first season, it's like, well, by the way, I saw Erika Gerrard is underwear. She was all lack thereof, if you know what I'm saying. I mean, like, that was what PK was built off of that, about gossiping. So of course he's gossiping. Of course he's trying to get the gossip.
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Of course he's trying to spread the gossip. So Kyle, she's like, I don't know if Kyle got so used to, dare I say it, lying through her teeth with me. That is second nature.
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She's still in her bathroom, by the way. It's going to be a while before she leaves. She has to change back into her comfy clothes. So Dorit's like, this is one of those moments where I don't believe Coyle is being honest to herself. And I think, gee, it's become almost like she doesn't really know how to be entirely real. Which, by the way, coming from Dorit, that's saying something.
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Kyle having a tantrum because she's so caught and she's so wrong and she's so cornered. So she just goes to whatever she knows best. She pulls out a tantrum. I mean, this is what I tune into for Housewives. This is more like it. And it was a much needed salvo after that Roni finale.
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about Kathy are you still talking about fucking Kathy because she said one nice thing to Kathy you are ridiculous yeah so Erica's like well Dorit how did it go and she's like well she was very very upset very emotional I would like to I don't know I would like to see us be able to have conversations and it not be about one little wrong move or as I like to call them jabs and then a little big blow up and then I'm done I would like to see us rise above it
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Well, I think Kyle feels very misunderstood, like a poor little girl who was never given pizza when it was her time. You know, I get it.
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You know, everyone, this is a very new type of environment for me because in the positions I've been in, corporate Americans... I've been in lots of positions, girl. Jobs. Hold on one moment. One moment, everyone. Okay. I look at conflict and I try to resolve them immediately because that costs money when you're in the corporate world. Nico doesn't know anything about that. Do you, Nico?
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No, he's not talking right now. He's under a stack of towels. Anyway, so I look at Dorit, and I see conflict with you, and I see conflict with you, and I see conflict with you, and I see conflict with Kyle, and the common denominator is Dorit. She's like, oh, bitch. Well, it's true.
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I wonder if there's any delicious coffee in the kitchen.
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Jennifer is like, I'm just going to go check to see if Dorit and Kyle are still out on the sidewalk. Like, no, Dorit's right here, bitch.
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Thank you so much. Oh, by the way, such yummy food, by the way. Everything, everything was so good. The sixth course of two peanut M&Ms in a little cup was delicious.
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It was actually Dorit who said that. It was like, oh, thanks, son. Yummy food. Delicious. And then Erica's like, um, Dorit, acknowledge what she said. You just said yummy food. She goes, I said I agree. And I also agree with myself that this food is very yummy. And I think we should discuss it more.
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I such agree. Okay, well, Bozy, this is such a beautiful garden and very handsome men giving us massages. Really lovely afternoon you put together. It's not a success unless someone leaves crying.
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nothing and now here we are watching you give your daughter two boxes of the shittiest donuts in los angeles winchels i mean come on seriously have some self-respect yeah so um it's porsche's 16th birthday everybody i know we're all excited and guess what they got porsche porsche and mo comes and he just keeps going porsche for porsche porsche for porsche porsche
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Yeah, so Porsche, we got you a birthday present. It's Porsche for Porsche, and you're going to be able to drive it. I bought it actually from off the hands of Camille Grammer. She was selling it. It actually used to belong to Frazier. Camille, do you want to say anything about this Porsche?
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It's a car, yeah. It drives really fast. It's a designer car. You can drive it anywhere. Actually, it might be from Germany. It's from Europe and it's just, it's a beautiful car.
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So Kyle looks so jealous and she's really upset that she doesn't get to go on this trip. And she's like, hmm. So then they go out, they show the car and everything. And of course, I'm sure we're all thinking like, why are they giving this? How much do those Porsche Cayennes cost? Probably like it's a lot, right?
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There's another type of Porsche SUV. Yeah.
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Whatever it is. And then there's one being a Honda fucking Civic, if you ask me. Come on now.
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Sorry, I'm still scrolling through all the flashbacks of the excessive gifts that Kyle and Mauricio have given their children. Kyle's rich, he's nice. He's rich, she's rich. Okay, so Garcelle is trying to fix a chandelier and she winds up breaking it because she just decides to snip off parts of it and all the seashells fall off. She's like, oh no, no, no. And Sutton shows up.
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Now, this is a true friend because it's not like driving from Bel Air to a beach house in Oxnard is like a 10 minute drive. That's that's an hour at least, if not 90 minutes.
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You know what? This is real dumb. The text gets riled up every time. You know, the text thing feels like it's a lot more than it needs to be. Like, what do they say? Thou protest too much. What's the other thing they say? No.
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All the imitators trying to be my enemy. I leave it to the haters. I leave it to the haters. It sounds like you're hating on your imitators. So maybe you're leaving it to yourself, Trixie. Think about it.
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Yeah, exactly. So Sutton's like, wait a minute. How come you get to act like that? You get to leave. You get to cry. You get to be all crazy. But if I do that, that's not allowed. You know, she was so inconsiderate. And Garcelle's like, and she tried to shame us, saying shame on you ladies at our age. Doesn't she know age is a four-letter word in Beverly Hills?
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And now Erica goes over to a place called Biologique Recherche, which is like research. I don't know, like research bio, I don't know, whatever it is. Biological research. Biological research. Well, I'm intrigued to see what these scientists are going to find.
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She's like, hi there, I'm Erica. Could you tell me what whales are made out of? Didn't think so. I got a free ice cream.
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And she's filling out a form, and it says, have you... Okay, let's see what this says. Have you undergone any cosmetic surgery?
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If yes, specify. Not enough space. Not enough space. So Dorit comes, and Erica's like, well, we're supposed to relax, but that didn't happen, so here we are.
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You know what they say? That if you say candy man three times, a man comes into your mirror? Turns out it's PK, I found out the hard way. God, be careful looking at yourself in the mirror when you're going through hard times.
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And then, before he slits your throat, he looks you in the face and goes, Ladies and gentlemen, Berlin. Like that's supposed to help the situation. Every breath I take.
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They're the only band that shows up in your mirror unasked for. So... So she's telling us, listen, I love Erica.
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Yeah, so she's like, yesterday was intense. Is this the part that you just read? Yesterday was intense. It was very too much. Is that what you just read? Was that what I just recited out loud?
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Well, if you're going to ask me about yesterday, let me tell you something. Yesterday was intense. I don't know if you saw, but I was sitting in the sun and then I moved to the shade.
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You really think that? Well, I don't believe for a second that you don't believe that. Well, you want me to be truthful? Yes, I want you to be truthful. Well, it could be played out in both fucking ways, Dorit. What do you mean it could be played out? Well, it could be as innocuous as I would never talk about anything we've discussed.
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I need more proof. I need more proof.
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I'm not going to jump to assumptions. So therefore, I'm just going to assume that Kyle is innocent. Exactly.
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I'm the victim here. Listen, even better.
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Listen, I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on TV. And actually, that's not true. I'm not a lawyer, but I'm in a musical where there is a lawyer. And on top of that, I used to be married to a lawyer. And on top of that, I love watching Judge Judy.
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Costly. Stealing lipstick from a victim? Priceless. Erica, why are you doing American Express commercials? Massacred, you dumb bitch.
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Okay, but look, I know you. You're very shrewd. You're very smart. But I think when it comes to Coyle, I don't think you call it like you see it. I think you tend to feel like you need to protect her. She was like,
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Yeah, so it's kind of like what you need today, right, girl? And she's like, yes, only it doesn't tend to be relaxing with this group of women. Girl.
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What? What are you talking about? Why would I need to protect her? Hold on one second. Yes, Kyle, I would love to go on a yacht with you. Okay. Anyway, what were you saying?
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For me yesterday, it felt not nice when I heard you say over and over, Kyle did nothing wrong. And then we have flashbacks of Erica saying, I know you did nothing wrong. You did nothing wrong, Kyle. You did nothing wrong, Kyle. So Dorit's like, are you saying she did nothing wrong? Like, you're so sure of it. You're not so sure of that, are you, though?
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I don't know. I feel like we need to bow out of both these friendships so you guys can work it out. I'm done with this. You know, it's bullshit. I can't have these kind of conversations where I have to side with either one of you. I'm not going to do it.
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Well, I see both ways. I just said that. I mean, who gives a fuck, really, at the end of the day? At least we're not talking about the earrings. So just keep fighting, you two. big in the middle. I don't need to be in the middle. These two women need to work out their problems together. Love you both. You guys take it from here.
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If you knew it was true, are you going to be okay with it?
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And that's where it ends. So we're going to see. But I think that Kyle was cornered and she had a little tantrum. So that way she could be like, you don't know how hard it is for me right now. And then she was able to storm out and not really face the face of the fire.
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Yeah. Well, thanks, everyone, for being here and see a bunch of you in San Francisco and San Diego. And next week, we still got some Southern charm coming up this week. So stay tuned. And again, Salt Lake City is going to be coming out this weekend after we record up in San Francisco and San Diego. Thanks, everyone. Bye. Bye. Watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors.
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Ain't no thing like Alison King. Our way is the Amber way. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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Put your hands together for Carly Clap. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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Erin McNicholas. She don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie. She has no less namey. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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Have a heck of a time with Rebecca. She sure is swell, it's Raquel. Yes we can-a, it's Savannah. Fastest Spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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She's VVIP, it's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up, it's Beth Ani.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley. Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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She's the Queen Bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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Don't use excess ribbon. We already have straps around the robes. I invented that. Okay, spray, spray, spray. Get the spray on my face, everyone. So poor Nico. But by the way, I did notice that when the robes were laid out, the slippers were below the robes. They were not tucked into the robes. I noticed that.
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So speaking of Bose, Bose herself says, I decided to host the Sisterhood Serenity Soiree because I was inspired by Sutton's idea of sisterhood. And I just want to say a bunch of words that started with sus in the beginning. Sisterhood Serenity Soiree.
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It used to be called MicroHard. And I said, no, Microsoft, that's more approachable.
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Wait, I'm trying to think of the right words to express my reaction. Might I suggest, what?
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It's nothing bad. Trust me, I got a lot of more dicks in my phone than she ever had in hers. So don't worry about it, honey.
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Well, I wouldn't think it was. It was her reaction that made me go, Sir Bose is like, well, she was standing on business saying she wasn't going to talk about or read the message, right? And in the corporate boardroom, when you say you're not going to read a message, you don't read the message. But guess what? She isn't in the corporate boardroom. She's on the playground.
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And I respected her for a moment. But now, now she's going to read the message in the corporate playground. Then to some people, then I don't know why she can't read it to the entire... Room of the conference.
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She chose that moment. She said, I am going to reveal these text messages within the presence of an animatronic rat. And that's what she did. And there was pizza there, too. She knew she'd be insulated, but not for me. Why am I the last one to know when it's about me?
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She's like, oh, my God, Kathy, I am so jealous of your trip. She's like, oh, yeah, well, that's nice, sweetheart. What's going on? She's like, well, I had the biggest fight with Dorit. She goes, again, you got to stop fighting with the people who are close to you. She goes, yeah, but all these years we've been friends and she always loves PK, that PK and I are brother and sister.
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And then all of a sudden she decides that that bothers her. Yeah, all of a sudden, I wonder what changed. It's almost like, oh, that's right. Dorit and PK are going through a divorce. Just that small thing.
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Well, don't let her ruin your day, you know. And by the way, also, everyone in America, buy my tequila. Bye, Kathy. Bye, Kathy. So Kakao's like, yeah, I'm probably just going to ignore her. Do not bring your misery to me.
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I'm also going to have Nico cup some water in his hands and stand very still until a hummingbird lands on his palm. We'll all get to watch. So now they're like, oh, this is nice, everything. Oh, my God. And Nico's like, the queen of the castle, boss. She's like, okay, all right. Is everyone ready? Flower arrangement. Oh, yes, all this stuff. Everything I just talked about. It's all happening.
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Okay, who's knocking on my door like it's the police? It's Erika. Okay. She's like, oh, it's me. I'm the one. Don't say the word police around me. It's a little triggering still. I just barely got through 2020.
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So Garcelle says, after the viper room, I thought we crossed a line that will never be uncrossed. And... The line is literally the line in Kyle's forehead as her name pops out.
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No. Memes. No. Memes. Memes. Not memes. No.
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So that's, that's, this is not just memes. This is, I mean, memes, memes. Oh God, I always get it a little bit wrong.
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And Sutton's like, she says, ma'am, she's Canadian driver. I apologize in advance.
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Dorita's, I love when Dorita's angry in the confessional. So Bo's lines are just popping out of her head.
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I know. Niko, can you help me? Put down that hummingbird. Help me out here. So Dorit is like, Niko lets Dorit in and everything. And he's like, oh, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. And then Bose is like, I'm not going to keep getting up and down anymore. I'm not coming. I'm going to stand for you, Dorit. Actually, I will stand for you. Don't stand up for me. Please don't.
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so comfy wardrobe kyle and kyle's like um kyle's so mad um it's a great it's in beverly hills that might as well be like you're a slut whore should be like oh such a comfortable wardrobe it's like well babes did say dress code comfy i mean the dress is from 20 2004 so i suppose it's been worn in enough
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And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crap In's, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the one, the only, the man who is currently in a spritzer feud with his dog. It's Ronnie Karam.
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Like, thanks, Emeril. By the way, just want to let you know, Emeril, it was really cool hearing you how this is probably the last time we're actually going to have a conversation with you all weekend. Thanks so much for being here. Yeah.
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Really sure. They literally talked to Emeril the whole weekend. Like you forget Emeril's like Emeril's only role in the show, it seems, is that he just brings people in anonymously in the middle of the night. And he didn't even do that this weekend. Yeah, he just talks about fucking a lot, you know?
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It's like so good, you guys. Wow, I'm like not even off of Manhattan. We're already talking about Lexi. Carl's like, whoa. She's staying back on the studio. She's like, yeah, she's in Toronto. Her best friend had a baby. They've already put so much mascara on its cute little face. It's so amazing.
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Sorry, I was going to talk some table stakes because we're going down a vortex. I just want to funnel all this information into the corporate jargon because we're going to open the kimono on like basically soft sodas. And, you know, it's just going to be a real, you know, like come to the table, move the needle moment. Carl. Yeah, guys.
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It's like really hard for me to have like my first pirate party without my ex fiance. I just need like a little bit of time and space and just want everyone in this house to just treat me a little bit of tenderness right now.
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Hey, does Polly want a cracker? I mean, like whatever you want, like it's really whatever, whatever you want. Like, I don't want to make a decision. I just, I just want Polly to hug me.
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Come join us and patreon.com slash watch your crap ends so you can watch us on video and you get access to our bonus episodes. Uh, last week we did airport snaps where we sat around at an airport in Cincinnati and talked about all the people who are around us and it was quite an experience. So that is all the news that is fit to print unless I missed anything. Did I miss anything? Ronnie?
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So, guys, I'm starting a soft cracker company. Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of 7up. They do it in Europe. In Europe, they call it bread. But here I'm going to call it soft crackers. It's like my teeth before I got the videos.
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So West is like, hey, did you, hey, Carl, hey, did you invite Shorty to the party? And he's like, yeah, I invited a girl.
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He's like, hey, shorty, it's your birthday. Want to party? Like, it's your birthday. We don't even give a fuck if it's not your birthday. So he says, yeah, I met a girl. She sent me a selfie last weekend. She's really pretty. She's tall. She's got a good body. And her name is Lil, which is funny because she's tall, but her name is Lil. It's like, are you tall or are you Lil?
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She's like, is she a shorty? Is she a literally shorty? Is she Lil or is she shorty? I'm really confused right now, guys.
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But I got a selfie. So it worked out. It worked out. We're basically getting married. We've already decided on our couple name, which is going to be Carl. Carl. Our couple name is Carl. Carlil. Carlil.
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We haven't decided if we're not sure if we're a Laurel or a Carol, but I think we're gonna be a girl. A little Laurel. A little Laurel. A little Laurel. Carly, aw. So he's like, yeah. So, um, she, we started, uh, like she, she slid into my DMS in, uh, last year and we started messaging in October and then like fast forward to the summer and, uh, you know, she's got a good personality.
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She's energetic. She's yoga studio instructor. And like, I'm just, um, I'm feeling it. I'm, I'm feeling little.
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I don't think so. By the way, by the way, something else. Wasn't he kind of like shaming Lindsay for like moving on and like after their breakup really quickly with Tanner? Like you were texting with Lil in October. I'm sorry. You may not have gone on a date. Maybe you didn't have sex, but you were already playing the field in October, sir. So don't think that got by us.
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Honestly, I thought I was just talking to Lil Wayne. Turns out it was the organ instructor, the white woman.
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Tensions bubbling. Is that what it's called? Oh, that makes sense. That's clever. That's nice. So we opened up and we're in New York city and they're, they're being very jazzy about it. Like New York city. And Jesse pulls up to pick up West.
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So, still winning. Lil Wayne, by the way, does have a message for everyone. He says, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
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debating whether or not to go on a tangent about Pirate's Booty. Am I going to do this? And the answer is I'll do a very quick one, which is that apparently the founder of Pirate's Booty declared himself the mayor of a town that he lives in in Long Island and was like, I'm the mayor now. Everyone's like, no, you're not. He's like, yes. And he like is trying to have like a
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Full on takeover of this town. And this happened yesterday. This is fresh Pirate Booty news. So, you know, give updates as they come through.
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Poppy versus Pirate's Booty. The rivalry continues. So we go to the Hamptons and the Craig van pulls up and Paige is like, oh my God, home sweet home. And Craig's like, is Lindsay coming? And Gabby's like, no, she's with Turner's family. You know, Paige was like, oh, thank God. So sick of pretending to be happy for her. So then.
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Ew. So then, um, guess what guys Uber Eats all over that patio or the front stoop Uber Eats is clearly sponsoring the show. And we know that because it gets mentioned every three seconds. Yeah. They're furnished by Uber Eats. It says at the end, I read up on it. Oh, that's right. It does say that. Yeah.
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um so they got a bunch of snacks which is really fun and then uh guess what my home is also furnished by ubereats i'm sitting on a cardboard container right now it held a salad this smells a little bit like body odor because that's how onions smell the next day yeah um so uh this this front door there was like one one moment this season where it opened up nicely and ever since then
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The door continues to stick. How is this door still messed up? This door is like, this is such a camera hog, this door. This door's like, no, you won't just open me. I am going to have my moment. You cannot take my moment away from me. You are going to have to barge down this door because I'm getting on this camera.
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They're going to have, this is a big bromance episode for the two of them with, it's like a big douchey barstool sports kind of love that they have this episode, which regrettably I thought was kind of endearing, but still I was like, but also, Oh, but you know,
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Also official RIP to Bailey because last weekend, because this is only the third weekend in the house, I think. And last weekend they did the perfunctory, oh, is Bailey coming this weekend? Like, no, she's having boy trouble. And then this weekend they don't even ask about Bailey anymore. So she's officially gone.
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Bailey's dead. She shined bright. She was like a star. She shined bright. She shone bright.
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Okay, are we ready? Does anyone know how to play the trombone? I'm hoping someone can stand in the corner when she walks in and go.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
I would love Rachel Dratch to join this cast. Like, she's just Rachel Dratch just hanging out with them. It's never acknowledged that she's Rachel Dratch, but she's just there, you know? Being like, hey, girl, you want to make some pizza? And they're like, sure, Rachel Dratch.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Paige was like, yeah, we're going to stay in Lindsay's room this weekend because I've always been such a fan of Cocoon and I wanted to really feel like what it was like to be Jessica Tandy. I want to wrap myself around those blankets.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
I've always wanted to go to sleep to the sound of the Victrola next to the bed.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
But I'm going to give myself the option to not be sober anymore, which is why I'm saying I'm going to have a beer or a root beer. Those are two wildly different experiences that you're going to have, just so you know. The viewers can choose their own path on that one. It's like being like, no, I'm good. I think I'm going to have some orange juice or maybe like a shot of vodka. I don't know.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
I have to figure it out. You're setting yourself up for two different paths.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Howl-arg. Howl-arg. Howl-arg. Um, Carl does it so much that I'm starting to think that he might have like a puppy kink, you know, like, you know, the pups that, that whole, uh, there's that whole kink where like you dress up, you sort of put on the thing and you're like a puppy and then you like, it's like a weird affection. It's not weird. It's everyone. Everyone's kink is allowed.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Don't get soft on me. I'm usually manipulated. They wanted to tell the story about how these guys have kind of a cute bromance. And I was like, fine, I will succumb.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Um, but it's like, you are, you, I'm not fucking a puppy there.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
You know, when you lick the floor, I don't care. Send me your letters.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Just stop it. It's a gross kink. See your role play all the way through. If you complain to us, that means you're failing your role play because you have paws and you're not supposed to understand English. Yeah, go lick a floor somewhere. Go lick the floor of Blue Bottle, okay? So everyone's saying hi. And then Amanda and Kyle arrive. And Kyle's like, oh, I think I see her.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
And so they walk in and Amanda's like,
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Kyle. She has actually a nice little comment here. She talks about how she's really been healing herself mentally and she's diving into the things that her depression and anxiety were holding her back from. So good for her. And then now Craig is drinking alone in the living room because Kyle's basically not saying hi to Craig, which is so funny to me.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
And Kyle's like, Craig is like, fine, I guess I won't say hi. I'll just say young clips and dead, I guess.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Hang on, club send it. It just makes me laugh.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
So then we see flashbacks about this whole mess. And Kyle's like, look, was it wrong of me to let my emotions get the best of me? Yes, it was. But the bottom line, I was lied to and I was hurt. And like, so now like it's about saving whatever friendship there is there. And probably like more importantly, making sure that it doesn't affect the relationship between Paige and Amanda.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
And then afterwards I can get shit faced and pee in a bush.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
People say I'm not fun anymore, but what could be more fun than reloading a cooler? Cooler reloaded.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Big announcement, guys. Carl, you have the floor. Guys, I may just start doing it right now. Carl 5.0, reloading a cooler right now. Who wants to join?
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Already ahead of you, bro. I'm going to stick it out. And then afterwards can have some sunny day. So then I don't know why Carl's energy is giving me very much like that. Like, Hey, just got done with soccer practice. I could go for something purple stuff. Nah, sunny D. Yeah. Um, so, uh, Gabby is like, okay, girls, what do we need to change into? What do we need to do?
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Because I, and then she bumps her head into, uh, something. So, um, She bumps her sunglasses on her head.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
You know what rhymes with Lil? Phil. As in, I'm going to fill that cooler right now. So fun. I'm having so much fun right now.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Come on, that's a little depressing. This is Carl 9.0. Okay. I would never say no to that, just so you know. And so Kyle's like, wow, look at you, with your tall privilege, sticking your whole foot in the garbage can without having to use a step stool. That's pretty cool. So by the way, how was Jersey? You met up with your business partners? He's like, yeah, yeah, we got a trademark on the name.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
And by trademark, I mean I just called someone up and said, ha, I'll meet you at Kinko's. I've got a delivery. Move the needle. Ha.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
um i'm actually impressed that he got a trademark because i would imagine that it's not easy to get a trademark on something called soft drinks but i know good for you but even honestly like his thing is soft bar but i have to i would think that soft bar would have already been taken unless is it just such an idea that people are like yeah this will never take off i don't bother trademarking it
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
We're going to do a soft launch. See what I did there. I'm going to be announcing my new company. It's called Soft Bar. So Soft Bar is a mindful consumption bar and cafe. Williamsburg. Die. Just let it die. Just kill it.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
i was not about the the dog thing and i forgot like that was the thing that carl used to do all the time i totally forgot about it because carl reconnects with it because he's definitely like i'm like a i'm like a cool cool guy again i'm a dog it's like you sound like an old horn from the 20s dude but
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
That is mindful. Now that's the real mindful consumption bar. A suck my dick bar. Line up the galoreos.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Just roll me around on a, on a.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
on a bulldog slobber puddle okay because i am not dealing with this look you can have you can have a mindful consumption bar you can have a place in williamsburg you cannot have both okay it's got to be one or the other because i'm barely tolerating mindful because i don't know what mindful consumption is i'm just annoyed by it and williamsburg just is that just put me over the edge okay it's fine if you want to do a non-alcoholic bar i'm not going to shade you about that or as i like to call it a coffee house but you know what though the mindful consumption get out get
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Get out. I don't want to hear it.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
It's a lot of suburban people who are now doing 1905 farmer cosplay. Yeah, there was a lot of that. Grips of Wrath cosplay.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
How am I supposed to look up your metal shop, sir? Yeah, exactly. So anyway, he is mindful consumption bar and cafe in Williamsburg. And we're just going to like be serving non-alcoholic drinks that are like more premium, more sophisticated, more elevated. And they're just like always going to be haters.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Like, I don't know, like Ben and Ronnie, but like last summer, Lindsay had her feedback and we see her being like. No. He's like, but honestly, okay, print this. Thank you, Lindsay. Thank you, Lindsay Hubbard. Because at the time, I told her that I wanted to start a bar. And you know what? It was a bad idea.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
So you're admitting that you had no, you just had a general idea and you wanted to dive in head first and look. I am giving shit to Carl because his thing just sounds so pretentious. Mocktails are fucking delicious. And there are so many. And I think there is definitely a way to do a place where you go in and just get some amazing mocktails and have some bites.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
But like I just you know, I just can't deal with the mindful consumption branding of it. Like just drives me nuts. I've always been a fan of mindless consumption. That's how I roll. I'm an old lady bitch. That's how I am. Just don't tell me how I'm consuming your mocktails. Just say that they're on the menu and I will show up if I want to.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
That's huge. Yeah. Like when you put your blood and tears into something as an entrepreneur, as a founder, there's like no delineation between business and your personal life. Right. And like, you've seen that firsthand. And like, I take, I take things personally. And like, when I was like, Oh, it's in your business, but it's like, not just my business, business, like personal.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
So like, I'm like upset. And like, we just can't go back to how it was. I mean, look, we see how it goes. Um, is like founder is like being a founder now, just a personality trait. Like, I feel like I never heard people really refer to themselves as founders as much as like, it just, it started with Danielle last year and now it's like, well, I'm a founder. That's my job is that I'm a founder.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
No, it's like a status. Like you did that, but it's not like who you are. Like, that's not like, I don't go around and be like, well, I'm a founder. It's founded a podcast with Ronnie Karam. I'm a founder. Yeah.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
So she's being as compelling as ever. And then Gabby is, she's upset because there's too many flies in the room. And then now Wes and Jesse are together. And Jesse's like, hey, I love that Sierra walked up to our room. That was like the closest that she's gotten. Right, Wes? He's like, yeah, that was like a little progress. Like, yeah, I mean, next thing she might come in here for a slumby.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
um are there um any girls you're excited about he's like oh sorry that was jesse who asked that to west and west is like um no like am i are you asking about like am i dating anyone um no um he's like oh really that's bullshit because i see a girl whose name pops up on your phone all the time i don't know what you're trying to tell but i fucking know oh
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
producer's like so have you been spending time with a specific girl that you're not talking about he's like no i mean um no like the one that jesse's talking about um like lives in montana and like if i was like seeing someone um serious like he'd probably be the first to know or maybe him or my mom because i'm cute you know and like well maybe not i think it's jesse sorry mom
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
So Paige is on her phone looking at a metaphor for her relationship with Craig, basically an empty room. And like, what are you looking at, Paige? She's like, I'm looking for Daphne, my cat, because she's just like so iconic and just way more interesting than Craig ever is. But Daphne does not show up.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Oh yeah. Oh cool. Wow. Jesse and Lexi talk at dinner already. Classic. And so Kyle's like, I can't believe that you use that outfit without Lexi here. He's like, are you guys saying this is a good or bad outfit? I can't tell.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
And Wes is like, hey, how old are you, person at the corner of the table who we've never talked to before? And Emeril's like, 36. How about you? He's like, I'm 29, so I'm like a cute little kid, basically.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
I hate that so much. I mean, you hate that.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
yeah i've seen it you're like in the woody dogs lick the cup yeah seriously put them all down probably so jesse's like wow look they're talking about tick-tock slicing like it looks like that kyle and craig are getting along did they squash the beef did i miss it hey you guys you guys are getting along well like did i miss the squashing of the beef should i sing a song to celebrate cause like well i i sent a couple of texts to try to like address it at a time and
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Yeah. It's like, um, you know, you both were in traffic and you actually got to the house before Kyle.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Yeah. And Kyle's like, I don't want this hanging over my head. Let's like squash this so we can enjoy ourselves. We can party tonight and have a good time.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
It's like, all right, well, I didn't realize it was a timing thing. It's like, you know, my goal was to take this head on. Like, I know we have some things in our chest, but like for me, like trying to minimize this awkwardness, like what the fuck was that? And Kyle and Craig are kind of in a open collar battle right now. Cause they're both wearing shirts where there's like no buttons on the car.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
They just, it's just like splayed out polo shirts and like, I'm going to show more of my chest. I mean, you're going to see more of my clavicle and I'm going to win the argument. Yeah.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Oh, does anyone want to help me finish filling up the cooler? It's getting awkward in here. So now Kyle's kind of walking around outside. He's like, dude, Craig is like a fucking psycho. He's such a fucking cock fucking sucker. So then then Amanda's like, I'm just at a point where I'm so sick of Kyle fighting with Craig. Like, I'm always wondering about it.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
I mean, with Hannah and Kyle had a big falling out was so awkward for us. And now she's really famous and I don't get to be like friends with her while she's super famous. So, like, if I have to miss out on page two, that's going to be a real bummer for me.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Yeah. So they're going to go out and everything. They're going to change. They're going to go out. All that fun stuff. And West and Jesse are getting ready. And Gabby's hanging out on their bed. They're playing with Gabby. And then over in the other room, Amanda and Ciara are cleaning out the kitchen. And they put the birthday cake in the oven because Ciara says that'll keep it fresh.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Yeah. He's like, he's a very sad person. I feel like sad in terms of like, he looks lost, I should say. So then speaking of, that's what I mean.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Is that a thing? No. Is that a thing?
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Maybe it was like really humid. I noticed when Kyle went outside, when he opened up the door, the door had condensation on it. So maybe if it's really humid, they're worried that like keeping the cake out will not be good, but they don't want to put the cake in the fridge or dry out.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
I was just praying that someone would preheat the oven just to see what would happen, just to see the chaos.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Oh, shut up. It's such a stupid fight. It's so stupid. And the fact that you're pulling this like power play when this is sort of the exact kind of like the language that he's using is the exact sort of thing that he complains about from Austin and Shep. And so now just shows hypocrisy. So everyone goes out to the bar. It's fun. And then Paige is asleep in the bed.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
And Craig's like, are you sleeping? She's like, mm-hmm. Are you still sleeping? Mm-hmm. How about now, Craig?
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Yeah. And this is where Jesse drunkenly is like, we got to put the beds together. So they like move the beds together because they're going to have like a slumber party, which is I thought it was cute. Except what drove me nuts was that he pushed the beds together. He caused the rug to like wrinkle, not wrinkle, like it rippled.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
And he never smoothed out the ripple because I could still see it when they smushed the beds together. And I was like, how do you just stand there with a big ripple in your carpet?
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Yeah. They got drip on it.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
So they fall asleep together in this double bed situation. Now in the morning, everyone wakes up because that's what you do in the morning. And Paige is like, oh my God, I don't feel good. I woke up feeling so sick and nauseous. And I think it's because I remembered that I hadn't broken up with you yet, Craig. I think I'm overexposed to you.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
I feel like he's always trying to convince himself that he's happy. Like there's a look on his face. Like he's,
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
God, Craig, my arms hurt. That's how I know I'm getting sick. When my arms hurt. Also, when I see your face, that's a good way to know that I'm going to be getting sick soon.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
So easily. So easily. It's like you just go from being like, oh, but Craig is so sweet. He's like a golden retriever to being like, oh, fuck you, Craig. But I guess that's like the magic of Bravo. Paige is like... I'm a little annoyed with Craig for like reasons between me and Craig in our own relationship.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
But now I have this extra layer of being mad at Craig for avoiding this conversation with Kyle. And that's like really stressing me out. Like my arms hurt so much from the stress and he's making me like more anxious. And I think that like what's making me mad is he's not realizing that he's making me anxious. Also, I'm just starting to realize what if I'm like allergic to kangaroo?
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
That could explain a lot of this arm situation. Yeah.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
I'm like really nervous because a tall person named Lil, which is kind of like a oxymoron. She's like coming to the house and it's like, I'm really nervous that she's coming. And like, I just want someone to hug me, but softly because, but also hardly because she's coming and I want to go all out for Lil who I've never met before. And I've definitely haven't had sex with.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
So like, I'm just going to shipwrecked. I'm going to have the meal party catered, and there's going to be a sea cutery. See what I did there? That was good. That was good. Yeah, it was so good. It was just like everything for Lil.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
I was going to do like a little thing party where everyone comes dressed as a little, but then I realized no one knows who Lil is. So like maybe next year, just so nervous.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
So by the way, I'm Gabby. Nice to meet you. He's like, yeah, no, we've, we've met before. Oh, I thought you were new this weekend. No, I've been here. Just no one talks to me. So then now people are sitting around the bed and Amanda is like Amanda's going through bikinis and stuff.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
And it turns out that this is like her new gig is that, you know, we knew last year that she wanted to step out and design a bathing suit line for women with larger bosoms. And so now now it seems to be coming true because she was reached something called South Moon Under reached out to get her input on swimwear.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
So Gabby is saying she's like, you know, as much as I have like opinions and feelings about Carl, I'm like really glad because now they're watching Carl, by the way, in the backyard as he's like really smiling and so happy about this pirate ship.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
And Gabby's saying that she's just like happy, like even though she's team Lindsay, she's happy that Carl seems to have like, I don't know, like a spark of life behind his eyes for the first time in like two years. So he's like, you know, she's like, it's like watching a baby take a first few steps.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
So over at the gym, people are working out. And Jesse's like, hey, Emeril, it was kind of shocking to see that you didn't get laid for the first time last night. And Emeril's like, I know I'm a disappointment to myself. I'm going to go crawl into a cave. You won't see me for a while. I'm a total failure.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Wow. Like, wow. So, you know, by the way, like, let's go. Let's do it for Carl. Let's do it for Carl. Because these days I'm clear headed. Like one track only on Lexi. And Kyle's like, oh, did Lexi say anything? Like, hey, be good. And Jesse's like. yeah, I think specifically what she said was, don't you dare fucking look at another woman.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Otherwise I am going to fly right down there and stab you in the eyeball with a chopstick, which is so cute. She's so cute when she talks like that.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Kyle's like, I feel like there's gonna be a lot of girls at this party and this could be like your last chance to survey the scene before an exclusivity clause is in the mix, you know? Like really like open the kimono, you know what I'm saying?
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
But Kyle- Jesse's like, oh yeah, well- in my head. So meanwhile, Paige walks outside and she's like, oh my God, this looks so good. Of course, I'm talking about my ensemble. Everything else looks like shit around here.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Yeah. I made a pun, guys. All hands on deck. Well, we're going to be like making an ocean with this like blue tarp. And like in the middle, we're going to be building like a little Island, but like people are going to come to me. By the way, what does this vision that he has? What it really turns into is that there's a giant blue tarp with a pile of dirt in the middle of it. Great.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
What a fun time at a party, hanging out on a tarp with some dirt.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Oh, dirt in the backyard on a tarp. Okay. Ding, ding, ding.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Yeah. So, um, then, so Sierra's floating in the pool and Jesse is like trying to get on her raft and she's like, Oh, I knew you wouldn't be helping. Don't flip me over. And he's like, wow, this is kind of like turning me on a little bit. She's like, what? You're, you're nuts. She's like, yeah, sorry. Sorry. You're a 10. Okay.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
This may sound crazy. I don't think life is boring at all.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
So of course he would. Well, first of all, she is drop dead gorge. And second of all, it's Jesse. And part of me thinks that he is, well, first of all, if he's like, so gaga over Lexi, but the moment she's not there, he's being super flirty and handsy with Sierra, which is,
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Honestly, you can paint Lexi to be jealous, but if someone is selling you this love story and meeting your family, and then the moment you turn around, they're being handsy with someone else, I think she has a right to be a little annoyed by that. And I almost feel like he's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of her.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Yeah. Even though she's not there to see it. I think he's playing games with her a little bit. Because he knows that this is going to get back to her. He does know this. And he knows it's being filmed. So, I don't know. I don't trust. This moment here when he was sort of on top of Ciara, I was like, hmm.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Yeah, it's just crazy. I can't deal with this. It's too much for me right now.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
So now they're getting all dressed up and into parrot gear and Jesse FaceTimes Lexi and he's like, hey, what's up, mama? You like our fitsies? Yeah, my hat makes me feel like I'm like a doofus.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Sierra, meanwhile, I like that. I like that Sierra is always like for these parties. She's like, you know, I'm a model. And I don't need a whole bunch of pervy guys from Long Island trying to come on to me. So this time I'm going to dress like a giant bird.
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She was like, no, because she did that last year. I think during the alien thing, right? During the alien part. She dresses like a big old alien. So now a bunch of people go into the kitchen and Wes is like, are you Fred Flintstone's wife? And Gabby's like, I'm Halle Berry from Die Another Day, which doesn't really make sense with the pirate theme. It's just... I wanted to dress like her.
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She's like, I'm not going to dress like a pirate. Okay. Here's your tenuous link to the theme. I will give it to you and you have to accept it.
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I mean, it's like, what? She's like, yeah. I was like, what the fuck does that even mean? Like, I'm going to go, I'm like going on like a 35 city tour, not to Charleston. Thank you very much. And I'm so nervous for it, like anxious. And now I have to feel like you're going to like feel like your second best when you're the one bringing me to a kangaroo place. And Amanda's like.
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Is he not supportive? Well, that's what I said. I was like, I want you to feel like you're a priority, even though, I mean, it's Greg, right? But like work will always come first for a lot of things. And like everything I'm doing this year is like what I've wanted since I was like five years old.
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And by the fact that you don't already hate Craig is what has me a little bit worried. I think she does. She does hate Craig already. She's just starting to, she's like, it'll be too much like a, it'll be too hard for America for me to see me just decide that I hate Craig. So let me just prepare them.
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Then I'll, I'll unleash my hatred for Craig in a few months when I'm hitting him currently right now. Meanwhile, Carl is in the kitchen and he is trying to blow into a conch shell. So he's like, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on one second. I gotta make this good before Lil gets here. This is like really hard right now. I just have to blow softer.
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It's or to demean your hair, your soul. Yeah.
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Question. Do lemurs engage with mindful consumption? Because that's pretty cool.
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You've seen that. Oh, yeah. Is that a movie about me and Lindsay where you get mad and get scarred? And then Carl is mad again, scarred. So yeah, it's been happening to me for years. It's a cycle. I mean, am I Rusty? Yeah. It's also my pirate name, by the way. Rusty. Rusty Carl. Am I awkward? Yeah. But it's just me figuring out shit or just like adopting a persona for TV. I don't know.
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Yeah, no, I am lucky that I don't have an addiction now. Excuse me. I'm going to pause the podcast and go get five gallons of cold brew. Okay.
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Just me. You know, I want to do yoga, but I feel like I want to go on a date with you first and then I'll do hot yoga. I have a question. Can you do hot yoga when your stomach is full from pancakes on a Wednesday? Just curious.
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I thought it was a lemur. Yeah, well, you're a lemur and a pigeon together. You're a hybrid. You're a terrible hybrid that was created in a mad scientist laboratory. This is getting a little scary. I'm a little nervous about this.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
But they know each other because of her parents. She's like, correct. Sarah's like, it's just so weird seeing him talk to another girl. You see Carl be like, oh, you want to blow this shot?
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Sorry, I can't speak English anymore because I've taken on a new language known as corporate jargon. I'll have that affidavit put into the synergy, please. Thank you very much.
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um no no no i get what you're saying like uh if like you know i i can i can i should say i can imagine i am fortunate that i don't i have don't have any like hardcore addictions and that like maybe like life can seem a little dull or less vibrant when you come down from that but I don't know, has not been my experience, but I can understand how that can be someone's experience.
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Well, at first I thought that she was a young boy rapper named Lil Ian. Turns out her name is Lillian. So a little confused there at first, but it all makes sense now. So Carl, Emeril is talking to women. That's exciting. And then Paige and Craig are sitting on, there's like this raft in the fake ocean. They sit down on it and Paige is like, if there's anything like a bed, I'm going to find it.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
God, my arms hurt so much.
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It's funny because I already befriended a volleyball just in anticipation. I froze the volleyball too, just in case. So Paige is like, no, I don't want to be lost at sea because I don't do good on boats that are under 52 feet. Yachts only for me. How are you feeling, chicken? Rhetorical question. You're supposed to ask me how I'm feeling because I'm the one with the hurting arms.
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I'm person with hurting arms would like to speak now. Um, you said you were, you're worried that I wasn't going to make you a priority. Uh, and he's like, yeah, toward thing. Yeah. But I just, I don't want you to like resent me because I'm working and like have like real success. Like my career is like way different than when we met. And I just, I don't feel bad about that. Craig.
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Yeah. But like when you bring up stuff, it's always like, Hey, can we have a hive of killer bees in the backyard? And I'm like, no, I don't want that. Like, like negative 1000%, you know? It's like, yeah, but like, it makes me want to not bring stuff up. Like, I think you're going to like attack me or like, I don't know, like, like that I'm not rooting for her.
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And like, it's really not that it's just, I'm just asking for like some clarity on nothing in particular. I just making sure that like after three years, we're still good. And like,
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fucking craig i mean i have to say they're really good at making you root for her to break up with craig because i'm just ready to see her about craig already what a dude oh i love the looks that she gives like the i just love how craig was what it does oh we're back oh yeah i mean i love how craig was so blindsided when it's just like all there on screen like like just every look that she gives like uh-huh
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yeah failure well that was everyone thanks for listening um our southern charm recap will be up on saturday at some point like after the show probably maybe even sunday morning who knows um so if you're wondering where it is tomorrow that's where it is thanks for your patience on that um and of course if you're in north carolina in the charlotte region then come see us because it's fun and we're gonna have a great time on saturday night there in charlotte and then atlanta we have
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How are you? Hi, what's going on with you, baby? Not much. We are here today to talk Summer House. And then tomorrow we are flying off to Charlotte where we will be recapping the season finale of Southern Charm Saturday night. And then following that on Sunday, we'll be in Atlanta and we will be recapping the classic Real Houses of Orange County episode, Bringing Up Old Ghosts.
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So, I mean, hopefully that's a good thing. Maybe, maybe I'm secretly like very sad and I just have to fill myself with activities, but I actually don't think so. I think I'm actually pretty happy. And, um, you know, sometimes I do think I'm actually addicted to like, I know it sounds ridiculous and this is not the same as heroin, but I do think I'm addicted to certain things. Like I, I,
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I buy a lot of board games, I buy a lot of cookbooks, and I'm like, I don't need to buy these things. I keep buying them because I love them and they make me happy, but then I don't cook out of my cookbooks or some of the games sit on my shelf for like three years before I play them. And I feel like that's probably some sort of addiction on some level, but you know what?
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I think it doesn't compare to drugs, hardcore drugs. So I'm going to just sort of quietly...
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wrap up that commentary well we never know maybe if maybe if one day some we were like you have to quit board games then maybe we'd see you'd be like how do i fill my time i will turn party i will be like you stole my goddamn house i mean i would be like you're gonna watch out you better watch out or take away my games and my cookbooks
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He's always on reset.
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I didn't think the car full of douchebags was cute. I thought what was cute was Jesse and West at the house, but the car with, well, because the car also had Carl in it too. I mean, but like in the house, they put the beds together. You can't have, you can't have car without Carl. Doggy on board. Can I say something? Oh wait, I wanna talk about this.
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Since we're talking about dogs, I'm sorry we're here, it's happening. I went, it's Bagel Thursday today, as some of you may know. And I went to, I got my bagel and then I went to Blue Bottle afterwards, across the street, because I was like, I'm gonna have a nice quiet moment with a cold brew, ice Nola, I'm sorry. And the people next to me had a bulldog. And it was in there.
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At first, I was like, well, whatever. Bulldogs are so cute. They're these big, silly dogs. But this dog was fascinated with the floor and started licking and licking and licking and licking and licking and licking. And I looked down and there was a puddle of dog saliva, of slobber. And it was just growing and growing. And it just kept on licking. And it was shiny. It was three-dimensional.
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It had ripples and bubbles and everything. And it was wide. And I was disgusted. I'm sitting here eating this bagel, looking at this growing puddle of saliva. And I just got so mad because the owners were just sitting there like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. I'm like, if you know your dog is going to be leaving puddles of saliva in a place where people are eating or drinking,
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you got to keep that dog outside. I am sorry. And so I am really upset about this and I don't blame the dog. I blame the owners. People be better, be more responsible because there are people like me in the world who are absolutely disgusted by your dog's slobber pools. Okay. And that was my public service message.
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This wasn't just like a dog licking the floor. Animals do that. It's fine. I almost took a photo and I'm like, I will not take a photo, Ben. You can just move on with your life. See, and here you said I had a happy life and here I am getting so angry about a bottle of dog goo.
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Am I happy? Am I happy? Because look how triggered I am by it, you know? A dog licking a floor. It's what dogs do. Leave the dog alone. Let the dog live.
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No, if you could have seen, it was like someone had spilled some, like half a bottle of corn syrup on the floor. It was disgusting. It's too much. People, come on. So, I don't know.
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You can lick, but lick outside. Do it outside. Don't do it where someone could be putting their flip-flops.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
Season 11, episode 16, it's where Meghan King-Edmonds goes around saying, are you an O'Toole? Are you an O'Toole? And then there's many other funny things. It's a great episode. Excited to revisit it. Go to watchcrapins.com to get your tickets for either show. Maybe both show. Be a roadie. Who knows? We're also going to plenty of cities afterwards. We will be going to D.C.
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Yeah, I mean, Lindsay needs that walker. She always has someone in that capacity. And it will lead to interesting drama if Gabby decides to become independent. Unfortunately, Gabby has really kind of receded into the background of the season. It's like she's she's just sort of you forget she's on the show. She's just not doing much, which is too bad because Gabby's been wonderful in the past.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
But anyway, she gets in the car with Craig and Paige and Craig is like, I got you some drinks and we'll have some snacks. And she's like, oh my God, you got drinks? This is like the best Uber ever. And Paige quietly to herself in the front seat is like, I got the drinks. Yeah.
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#2771 Summer House S906: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Loverboy
She's like, this fucking guy first had to see his foot in the sink in Charleston and now I've got to let him take all the credit for me gathering the cans of poppy.
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Did you see, by the way, that Poppy sold for $1.6 billion? Holy crap. Those two people from House Hunters, we recapped an episode on Dwell Hello of House Hunters. Those people who founded Poppy, and this is 2020 or 2019, so it's before Poppy was big. We kind of invented Poppy is what I'm saying. They just sold for $1.
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Yeah, that hot, hot guy who was part of that couple. That's what I always remember. I remember nothing.
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so, um, uh, then in the other car, uh, Jesse's like, this is good. Like everybody shake hands. Okay. I mean, you got to take a hook out. This'll be great. Um, and then everyone's just, everyone's just driving. I've been driving and pages like, so Gabby, um, I'd like to say that you didn't miss much last weekend, but you actually kind of missed a lot. I was kind of iconic.
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Like I'm probably going to make the season trailer and honestly, maybe the mid season trailer on it. They'll just go back and show more of it. It was so good.
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You do have a tendency to lie while on national television. So he's like, yeah, he went on to watch what happens. And he said, wow, Craig lit a house on fire. And I was like, what? I'm like, Craig, he didn't say that, but he accused me of being a liar. You just lied while defending yourself. Oh, okay.
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He went on to watch, Kyle went on to watch what happens live and called Patricia a bitch. It's true. It's true. I swear to God.
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and Philadelphia in about 10 days. And then after that, we will be in April. We are going to Boston, Detroit, and Chicago all in one weekend. So that's going to be a lot of fun. And then in May, we'll have two shows in Texas. Las Vegas. So, um, it's been so much fun being out on tour.
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It's a story. Cause I'm a storyteller. She's like, well, because Craig told him he was going to invest in another alcohol company. I mean, even if I had, like what bearing does it even have on Kyle's life at all? I mean, that space is massive. Kylie and Kendall are sisters and they each have a fucking alcohol brand. Yeah, Kyle. He's like this. Thank you, Craig.
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Thank you for reminding us that you're basically like a Kardashian just exploring the space.
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maybe maybe that's like a huge day on summer house july 4th it's like a it's a it's a huge deal huge day so um now lexi gabby and dan lexi gabby and bailey are at the table still unless he's like wait so bailey i know that you're talking to someone in the city but you aren't sure where things are do you care to elaborate she's like yeah I want to keep it. Gabby's like, is he coming to the party?
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
We don't know. Oh, so what do you mean? Why isn't he coming? I don't know. He's like, sent some weird message. He was like, I'm sorry. I have a lot of work to do. I mean, I met this guy and we went on a couple of dates and he's such a beautiful man. And then I went into this with no expectations, but I also don't need you to give me attitude if I'm having a good time and I'm not on the phone. Okay.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
Like, what do you think I'm doing? I mean, I just said, let's just see how this goes. Let's not put a label on it. Danielle's just sitting there like, I'm not Danielle, Gabby. She's just like, how much longer do I have to talk to these people before I can contractually go to a different room?
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
As you should. I've only seen La La Land once and it was fun. So the point, you know what? You know what? I am in La La Land, but soon I will be traveling the country on the Watch What Happens Mountain Casteria tour.
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I just want to see your face.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
I mean, I didn't say that, but yeah, I mean, so we're just like leaving now. So we'll be home in like 10 to 15 minutes.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
which resumes in March, going to Cincinnati, going to, I guess I should have the actual schedule in front of me, but going to Cincinnati, going to Charlotte, going to Toronto, going to Philadelphia, going to DC, all sorts of places like that, Atlanta, Minneapolis, Boston. Oh, Boston's in April. But, you know, Boston people get ready. It's going to be a great time.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
So the guys come back and they're like, honeys, we're home. And then upstairs, Paige and Ciara are in their bed. And Paige goes, downstairs could literally be on fire and I wouldn't give a fuck. I hope downstairs catches on fire. So Sierra's like, yeah, I wouldn't give a fuck either. And then Lindsay's trying to do the bed thing with Gabby. And she's like, can I just say something?
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
That was so weird that Carl didn't say anything. She's like, yeah. Like, why did you even decide to come back? Him and his like big ass teeth and his non-alcohol lover boy is contributing nothing to the party. He's like not even going to like pick up girls.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
He's like, sorry, I'm like a little bit slimy because I have moisturizer on. He's like, yeah, slime me up. Slime me up, which I think may be the new put your weight on me. Slime me up, bro. So they are hugging and it's annoying. She's like, how is the poison? He's like, good, I'm a little drunk. She's like, are you? He's like, yeah. Is that shocking?
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
So they get into bed and everything and they start talking and then, meanwhile, Carl's downstairs making a steak and everything. Like a giant, a giant rack of tomahawks. This is like some Flintstones shit happening downstairs. That must have cost like $300.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
Well, but she had hers. She was ready. So she has a J tattooed, or maybe it's a necklace or something. But he's like, hey, what was the J stand for? Is that for Jesse? And she's like, no, it's my best friend who passed away, Jeremy. And she talks about how she's never had someone that close to her before.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
die and she was like you know she talked about how what it was like to go through that i was very sad you know um and she says that he was like a model and that like you know when she was young when she was like 15 people wouldn't believe in her but now she was he was like you go out there you get it you're you're like you're lexi wood go for it he told me you you're lexi wood
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
Can you love on mute, please? So now Jesse tells her about his testicular cancer, which was very scary. And they're basically bonding. They have trauma bonding here. And so they make out. This leads to the kiss.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
It's a fish. So then Lindsay goes into the kitchen where Carl is washing dishes. I think that Carl intentionally made dishes dirty so that way he could do dishes for the rest of the evening.
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Yes. So, you know, Lindsay comes in and Wes says hi to her and Carl just like scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub. And he's like, oh, lunch. And he's like, it was good. It was good. Jesse is crazy. And they're just sort of talking. It's like very it's just patter. But like, clearly, Carl is there and Lindsay's there and they're not addressing each other.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
So then Carl is basically like, Wes goes out, Kyle goes off to like fix something with the speaker or something like that.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
So she's like, hey, don't knock it till you try it, shorty. So then finally, Kyle, it's just Carl and Lindsey in the kitchen. So Carl goes, hi, Lindsey. She goes, hey, Carl. How are you? I'm good. Just wanted to congratulate you. Thank you. Sorry, I didn't get a chance to say anything earlier. I just figured I'd wait a second. You didn't get a chance?
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You were literally standing above her while she was in a pool, and you just chose not to. But it's just the way he phrases things. Oh, I didn't get a chance to say hi.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
no no you literally had the biggest chance to say hello and just the well she didn't say hello either you know to his yeah but it's on him he walked in it's up to him he's on he walked in and he's saying hello to everyone it's on him to say hello
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
He's like, oh, here you are. And so Kyle is like listening in, of course, pretending to do stuff with the speakers. But thank you. You're welcome.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
He's like, yeah, have fun with the makeup. So then he goes into his room and Wes is like, how's your girlfriend, bro? She's like, yeah, she's good. We had the talk. You did not. Yeah, you did not. It's pretty serious, but not like the talk, just like the trauma talk. We've trauma bonded. It was great.
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It's like being in South Carolina. I know. It's like, I'll cry. It's like, because of Wes, she's like, yeah. It's scary. She's like, ugh. And so Sierra tells us that in December, she was having a lot of family issues and she spent, she wound up going to Costa Rica for over Christmas.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
And she talked about some of this to West and like, he was the person that she confided into confided to and like shared things with. And then he went and put that in the article, the New York times article. And, and he put in the article that like, you didn't feel like we were each other's people. And that was, she said it was just like really hurtful reading everything in the article.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
I think what she's saying here is that she was going through tough stuff and she was sharing with him, despite the fact that they had broken up. I'm not sure that they did break up. Yeah, they did break up by then. But she still was sharing with him stuff. And then he went and said to the New York Times, like, we aren't each other's people.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
Even though when they were sharing, it's like, yeah, we may have broken up, but we're still each other's people. That's what I think she means by it. That he basically acted like she was some sort of like...
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
No, I'm saying she really, she opened herself up to him and then he basically breaks her heart and then he gets to have two articles on one of the most prestigious newspapers in the country to that base, you know, that basically he gets to control the narrative like, oh, yeah, we just weren't each other's people. Yeah, it just didn't work out. And she's sitting here like no one's asking her.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
No one's writing articles for her. No one's asking to see what she thinks. New York Times is not asking her when he was one of the fuck boys. So she could say it was about the Costa Rica stuff or whatever. I think she's basically like, you got to go out there and repair your image when you really hurt me.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
I think she's not totally, part of me suspects she's not honest with herself, right? Because she like fucking hates Wes. But remember last episode, she was like, they're like, would you, they asked, I forget what question they asked her. Something like, would you get back together with him or whatever it was. And she's like, I'm not going to answer that. I'm not going to answer that.
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And she even says later this episode, like, oh, like after I had that fight, after I confronted him, I almost wanted to kiss him. So I think that like when she says, oh, I'm upset because of this Costa Rica thing. I think still maybe what's really driving the frustration is that he just got to make himself look like like a nice guy who just wanted to break up with someone. But I don't know.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
I'm a little bit with you. I'm a little confused.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
Cut to like two hours from now eating dinner like, hey everyone, I've made, I've prepared everyone a tomahawk steak, except for Lindsay, sorry, I didn't have a chance to make you a steak. I don't want to make you uncomfortable, so. I don't know if the baby is vegetarian or not, so I just didn't want to. I was afraid of you getting angry at me.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
So he says, oh God, he tells us, I just, I feel so much better because I said what I wanted to say. And I just, it felt genuine. It seemed like she really received it. And now I guess I'm guessing I was beat red and shaking. Carl, you said what you said. All you said was congratulations.
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I'm feeling like, okay, that's, like, behind me now. Like, you know, it took me three hours to drive out here and then, like, another full night or a full afternoon. And then I realized, like, I just had to say congratulations. Okay, it's behind me. I did it. I did it. I did it. Now I can go have my summer. Now, like, that door of saying congratulations to someone is closed.
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I don't have to ever do that again. Oh, it was so scary. Yeah.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
And then Lindsay is helping Wes bring wine to the table and everything. And Lindsay's like, well, you seem quiet. And he's like...
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yeah like whatever i'm just trying to figure it out i'm just assessing so he's gonna be oh he's hurt the poor fuck boy you know has to deal with his consequences and he's like i want i just want to have fun but i want to be respectful and if that means shutting the fuck up for the weekend i guess that's kind of what it is so i'll just be quiet here in the corner
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Here, I was thinking about this because I'm afraid that I don't look like enough of a victim. So how about if I say, hey, Sierra, when I was talking to that person from the New York Times, I thought it was someone who was asking what time it was in New York. That's it. I had no idea it was an article. It's like it wasn't my fault. Do you think that'll apply? Mm-hmm.
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so dinner's ready dinner is served dinner served i'm sorry if anybody's uncomfortable i'm getting so good at this i'm getting so good at this wow that was like a lot off my chest because like for a long time i was like will dinner ever be served am i gonna actually serve dinner and now like i served it just feels like i can finally enjoy my summer now
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Yeah. Well, you know, back when I was going to college, when I was in my frat, we would have fraternity formals every term. And there was always this one DJ. I think his name was like DJ Lou Fucci or something. And he would... He was from New Hampshire. Yes, DJ Lou Fucci.
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and he would you know and he would be there with his press play and everything and like he would get on the mic the exact same way as cause like oh no ladies and gentlemen go to the dance floor for the sigma phi epsilon special dance I was like okay so maybe it's just like a New Hampshire DJ thing like this is just what like it's just in the water of New Hampshire to DJ like this
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Yeah, Lindsay is there in the pool, in her tube, so she's literally circled. Like, she might as well have, like, fluorescent yellow on her and high-lit, you know? She is, like, so obviously there, and you're like, oh, hey, I just want to say hello to everyone here. Does anyone know this balloon guy here? Can I say hi to him? Oh, look, hey, Pine Tree, good to see you again.
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Oh, I really hope his name is Lou Fucci. I gotta find out. I love that name. Lou Fucci? Fuck, I'm calling Lou Fucci. I'm gonna text. I'm gonna text. We're gonna text friends.
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She's like, yeah, man. And he's like, cause he's like, he's like letting it like do like a little slalom course down his arm off of his elbow into her stick. She's like, that's not how you do that.
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Yeah, but the thing was that Kyle was doing it incorrectly at first. He was just sort of like, he was just like elbowing the salt in and then he finally, you do the thing. I don't really, I had never gotten the appeal of the Salt Bae thing, but whatever. That's my hot take, guys. So clip it. Make it a clip. Put that on the gram, okay?
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yeah um dj lu fuji what an icon so so then jesse's like so what'd you guys do today and gabby's like we talked about you the whole time it was way worse than it sounds cause like yeah i love hat flip to carl because when you take this type of burden on i think you gotta do waves with a steak because like y'all failure i was like really scary really scary making this thing call
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Oh, barbecue, am I missing anyone? Am I missing anyone at all? And Lindsay's just like, this is classic Carl, you know? Avoidant, passive-aggressive pussy. Yeah.
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You know, it makes me really appreciate that all those years of having to sit at the same table with Danielle really prepared us for lots of awkward moments around food. So congratulations, guys. We learned something.
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and west is like um this is like the least awkward i felt so far it's like i'm talking about you actually so yeah we do a good job sorry sorry i have an update i texted my friend and i said uh what was the name of our d our fraternity formal dj again lou fucci and my friend said yep probably still in prison lou fucci dj lou fucci's a
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Oh no. Oh no. Here's a headline. Ex nightclub owner sentenced in murder for hire scheme. Oh, DJ Lou Fucci. Oh no.
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Wow. Wow. Okay. We will circle back to that.
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Murdered him on the dance floor. Everyone, please get to the dance floor. Wow. Okay, I'm going to have to look into that.
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Yeah, well, what do you think about, by the way, what do you think about his hairdo these days? What do you think about Wes's hairdo? And she goes, it sucks. I was like, thank you. Thank you for just saying it on camera.
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His hair last year was stupid, but to me it wasn't glaringly stupid. It just was like, okay, whatever. But this haircut is beyond stupid. This is a terrible haircut. It's painful to watch. This is his Tequila Katie orange haircut season, essentially.
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Whereas Paige would say 1,000%. 1,000%.
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So then West is quiet and he goes, he's like, well, we can have a conversation if you want to. So now he's doing this thing like, you're embarrassing me in public. When he put out, he did a whole article that went out to the nation. So she's like, well, we're having a conversation.
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He's like, yeah, mom, that's what I want.
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Yeah, yeah, absolutely. So Kyle's basically like, just like nip this in the bud, you know? So she goes, well, okay, fine. So obviously we met up after the reunion and I feel like that was fine and settled and we could have been good. And he goes, yeah, and I've been respectful. And she goes, no, I don't think so. You care so much about the perception of everything.
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And meanwhile, how embarrassing that you publish an article to reiterate that you don't like me anymore. I mean, if you don't feel the same way, let a bitch know. I'll be done with it, but it's just so fucking weak.
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way and she's like oh okay then well you're a fucking loser anyway with stupid hair loser your hair's loser too stupid and he's like okay and she tells us you know i'm talking i'm getting even more pissed and because you're saying nothing and you didn't think to come a little bit prepared based on the press you were doing like i literally had nothing to work with so jesse's like well she's like i'm trying to do a scene here i'm trying to do a scene
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Yeah, they're like, whatever, didn't really work out so well. And Sierra's like, yeah, well, that wasn't, guys, that wasn't that intense of a dinner. I mean, we've had more intense dinners than that. Like, come on. Yeah, like literally, Lindsay and Carl were engaged last year and now look at them.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
And she's like, I love this steak. So, like, they're being kind of lame-os. So don't even, this is, like, not even as intense as it could be.
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well that was like a real load off no pun intended like but but like i just no one can close the door on lindsey being able to shit so it feels really good um should we clean up and play some music oh party carl's here guys yeah i'm gonna be able to enjoy the summer like really a lot so sierra is an emotional turmoil so she joins carl in the kitchen because that's where you go when you're in relationship turmoil
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Yeah, so you're dressed way too. Well young lady. Oh So Kyle is then Kyle's like wow so he Kyle goes up to Wes and goes well I can feel how much it took for her to say that and you going sounds just not so great He's like yeah, but I'm not gonna fight with her in front of people, bro You're on a reality show. It's part of the job description
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It's like, yeah, you go, Lindsay. So then Sierra's like, she whispers to Jesse. She's like, did Carl and Lindsay even say hi to each other? And he's like, I don't think so. Hold on, let me FaceTime my girlfriend, Lexi. Hold on. Hey, Lexi, are you there? She's like, Carl, I'm Jesse. I'm sitting right next to you. All right, I just want to double check.
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So he's like, well, I'm not here to tell anyone how to feel or how to react to something, but I know I'm not some evil dude who tried to ruin Sierra's life. After reading all the fucking backlash, I was like all alone for all that. And I was fucking freaked out in panic mode, you know, and someone asked me if I wanted to defend myself.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
And I said, yeah, I thought it was a relatively gentle article, but she read and I guess it didn't land the same.
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I don't think he did it to hurt Sierra, but I think he did it to serve his ego. And I don't think he realizes that when he served, like, this is what happens with people who are like that, is they don't realize the sort of collateral damage that they cause. So Paige is like, all the girls are in a bed. And Paige is like, well, that was great. That was a fun time. And Lex is like, yeah.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
And then Kyle's like, ladies and gentlemen, report to the awkward dance floor. No longer calling it club send it, I see. Just the awkward dance floor.
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I may have to make another man squirm already. So then they all go to the bar. They go out. They drink. They have fun. And then they come back. Lindsay comes back. Lindsay went out. To her credit, Lindsay went out. She's like, I'm still going to go out. And then they all get into bed and everything.
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And they're doing the usual late night stuff of making snacks and French toast sticks and everything like that. And then Sierra is in her room with Paige.
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She's having a good cut this season. And in fact, she says something later this episode that I really liked.
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I'm glad that's why I decided to stop my summary. I'm like, and so, finally, we end at Paige and Sierra, and Sierra says the following. Ronnie, you have the floor. But it's funny.
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Let me, wait, let me put this in a different phrase. Um, 1000%.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
That's right. Take the lessons that you've learned from Austin. Do not get sucked back in. So then Weston and Jesse are back and they're eating like nuggets and everything. And like Jesse really wants to like go into Lexi's room. He's like, but I can't just go barging in there. Like even for me, her boyfriend.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
so that he like calls her but she doesn't answer so he leaves a voicemail he's like oh my god even her voicemails cute oh hey sorry I didn't mean to leave you a voicemail can't wait for a koala hug okay bye
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It's just weird because she's pregnant before us. She's like, no. No, it's not weird. If Carl and Lindsay had gotten married, I had a very, very strong feeling that they would have gotten pregnant before us. It doesn't matter. So Amanda says, there was a time when I thought I would be pregnant by 25. And then when you're 19, 25 sounds great. And then when you're 25, having kids by 30 sounds great.
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But then when you're 30, you realize... I'm still a baby. And so she's really focused on her mental health and she's taking all sorts of different medications and some you can get pregnant on and some you can't. And she's just more focused on finding something that works for her and finding one that she can take.
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Um, and if she can get pregnant, possibly fine, but like she's focusing on herself first and I am like standing ovation for Amanda. That was a wonderful moment I think that she had and good for her for prioritizing herself before anything else.
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It seems like it's everything based on the seeds, but it's just a hole. Inside it's just vacuous. So hey everyone, I got everyone bagels. Oh, Lindsay, I didn't have a chance to get you a bagel, but here's a nice long receipt that you can sort of turn into a bagel. It's from CVS. At the bottom it says, I'm sorry if you're uncomfortable. Yeah. Oh God, oh God, going to CVS, that took a lot.
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I wasn't sure if I should say hi at CVS, but I did, it felt good.
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heavy narcotics so um by the way how are you feeling you look like you're not happy right now you're scowling and she's yeah well i said what i needed to say and honestly i'm fine i don't know how he feels he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't ever say anything he's like yeah that's the thing like i don't get that it's so stupid and the haircut gross so it was like yeah but legit if anyone said my hair looked bad she's like i thought i hit him where it hurt
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
So then Lindsay comes walking in and there's like big sort of like overall things. And Amanda's like, so Lindsay, have you started buying pregnancy clothes or are you just managing to wear what you had?
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And they're all sitting there waiting for the bagels, which I thought was funny, because I was like, you know Carl was taking forever. They're all sitting there. They've got their coffees out. They're on the kitchen island. We're waiting for our bagels. Where is Carl? Because you know Carl's like, okay, I've got to make a choice. Sesame or pop it? What do people want? I don't know.
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There's a lot right now. It's very stressful. Hold on. I'm going to call my mom. I'm going to call my mom and her pastor husband. I just am like, it's a lot right now. It's a lot of bagels to choose from, and I'm just not really sure which one to choose. I'm not sure.
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I don't want to feel uncomfortable. So Carl's like, she's like, pregnant, pregnant. I mean, and then he tells us this. This is one of many woe is me things from Carl that we'll probably get all season long. I just want to say the right thing, and I want to like deliver the right words, just like acknowledge it.
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I'm just like so glad to like leave that behind me. Literally like leave the bagels behind me and I could just like enjoy my summer.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
So they're going to set up for this, like they're going to have a, they're setting up their party and everything. And West is outside with the guys and he's like, yeah, it was really rough. And Kyle says, well, as awkward as it was last night, I know you were frustrated and I feel like there's going to be some opportunity today. So, cause I don't want you to have this awkward tension.
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It's kind of a bummer, man. So now West is like, I don't want to have a conversation with Sierra. I'm scared. But I could go into any room last summer and I want to just kick down the door and just be fun. And now I don't feel that way this summer. I'm just like an outcast.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
She's literally having a party to celebrate her Instagram announcement. And Carl's like, oh. So Lindsay.
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I mean, the fact that Lindsay's not going to be here for the 4th of July party. I mean, like, thank God I can finally spread my wings and not have to worry about being disrespectful. You will never see someone wash dishes with as much carefree energy as I will have. I'm single. I want to meet someone. I want to not talk to them.
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I want to be a little scared and go back into the kitchen and be like, oh, safe place, safe place. I can't wait.
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They all do. That ankle heals. So Carl is like, so everyone, today is like classic battle of the sexes and the boys are going to have this section of the lawn and the girls are going to be over there and like our guests are going to be like be voting today on who has a better setup.
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And it's just like, I think it's like the right thing to do, just to say something, but I'm afraid she's going to like,
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The boys party, the girls party, just when you do cast your vote, I'm just going to let people know, please just be like gentle and tender with it because there's like a lot of emotions happening here. Thanks.
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Go live, Craig. Go live. SPF bro. SPF bro. So Paige is like, wow, it looks so freaking nice there. That was sarcasm. I'm in the Hamptons. I have my own pool and a nicer house. And Craig is like, wow, how's it going? It's good. It's just a little awkward.
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Boss had a bunch of shit that she's angry about and there's like a lot of feelings and emotions and like we were friends before this and I was in love with her and I wanted to get married it just wasn't right so I have like a lot of like I got my armor up and even though she seemingly doesn't give a shit anymore I still think she does. Okay so there's a lot of bullshit right in here.
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The first night, Lindsay announced that she was pregnant and then Carl came the next day and honestly, they were like more normal than Sierra than West and West. So she's like really like
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you know she really lit up lit into him and said his hair was stupid and she's like you're a fucking loser and your hair looks fucking stupid it was actually really hilarious okay chicken I think I want to break out with you by the end of the summer so just thinking about that putting that out there in the ether what do you think oh wow
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Yeah, I have a sponsorship with ABC Airlines, which stands for Anywhere But Charleston. So I'll be flying all around the country to anywhere but Charleston.
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I'm a completely different person than the person he started dating three years ago. I'm busier. I'm not around as much. I have higher standards. I've changed my mind about a lot of things like Craig, you know, and like marriage and moving and a baby. I went from saying, ew, I never want to have a baby to, I never want to have a baby. That's a big change for me.
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Something soft. And then Amanda's like, scram. So then West goes up to Sierra's room. He's like, are you alone? And she's like, me? Yeah. What do you want? And so he's like, well, is this summer going to be fucking awful? She goes, hmm, I don't think it's fucking awful. I mean, it's pretty hilarious watching you squirm.
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First of all you want to deliver the right words. Guess what you had like a three hour drive to get here you could have thought of something okay. Second of all it's Lindsay you know you like you don't have to be so delicate with her. Third of all, I'm afraid she's going to bust out a bunch of shit. Okay, so you're afraid of scary Lindsay now? Okay, relax, bro. She's pregnant.
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great trend he's like but last night I don't I don't think felt like you were moving forward at all
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I'm just a boy standing in front of a girl asking her to not make fun of his hair. So Sierra's like, well, you could have been completely deaded coming into the house, but like you're putting out all this press like post reunion when we could have just left it at the restaurant after we got drinks and you could have just left it at that. It's like,
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yeah but if i would have known that that's what if i had would have known that talking shit about you on a national publication would have upset you i never would have done it if i had not known that i would have made it more peaceful i i wouldn't have fucking done the article but i i think i felt like in defense like for so long that anytime someone was like hey wanna wanna do an article and she's like yeah no no that's he basically starts to mutter about like
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But people feel this way about me. And then that sets her off.
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It's hard. It's not perfect. I mean, I fucked up and I'm trying to figure this out and apologize for saying things that hurt your feelings and I'm not ever even trying to hurt you. It's just not my intentions. If you know me, I think you know I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm just trying to be in the New York Times some more.
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fuck off like i'm supposed to feel bad for you i warned you that's what you were doing to me and you did it you fucking did it and now you're sitting here crying that everybody hates you like yeah so he's like well hopefully we can be around each other and she said she tells us i think that me and west were genuinely friends yeah and it made a lot harder when it ended because you're losing someone that you want to tell everything to and can i be friends with west again i don't know i really don't know what to tell you he's like she but she thanks him for apologizing everything and it seems like they end on like a
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On a conciliatory note, maybe they'll patch things up. But that's basically where the episode ends. Yeah. Good one. Conversation. Very funny. Very funny. Thanks, everyone, for being here. We got Southern Charm happening tomorrow. And we will catch you on the next episode. Go get those tickets for the Mounting Astoria tour. And we will see you on the road or in the podcast app.
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It's the Foster and the Furious. It's Amanda Foster. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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She's moved on with her life. And then he does the whole thing like, well, I wanted to get married, but it just wasn't right. No, you were the one who broke it up, so you don't get to pull the whole I wanted to get married thing. And then the whole like, oh, I've got my armor up, so, you know, she doesn't give a shit anymore, but I do. I'm still the one who's sensitive and caring.
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I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know Your Worth with Jason Couric. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch.
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Shut the fuck up and get out of here and go...
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Hello and welcome to Watcher Crappin's, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me as usual is the wonderful and lovely Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how's it going?
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Yeah, and Jesse is still admiring Lexi. He's like, I mean, she has kind of a juicy booty. I'm like, does she? So then then like she comes in because they're in the kitchen and so they like scatter. They walk back in as if like they weren't just staring at her. She's like, hi, I'm looking for string cheese. So there there's people were saying, where's Lexi's personality? And it has arrived.
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She's looking for string cheese.
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And Paige walks in and is like, oh, look at your little terrycloth set.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
Yeah, they probably would. So Amanda's like, where are we going hunting? No, it's like not fun pants summer. It's fun top summer this year.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
So then Carl's like, yeah, I already feel a good vibe to the boys. Wes is like, dude, if it makes you feel any better about an awkward intro with Lindsay, I went in to give Sierra a hug when she got here and she fucking stiff arm my arms away. Oh, and we see like we see like flashbacks of that.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
He's like, yeah, it's been a day and it's already been like I asked her something this morning and she was she was kind of nice. I think it's getting better.
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Yeah, I kind of agree not to do it in front of everyone. The second you get there, it almost feels like you're chomping at the bit to say, you know, something crazy like, hey, how's it going? Congrats on the pregnancy, by the way. Because God forbid you say something like that.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
And Amanda's like, yeah, I gotta go on my accountant. Maybe I should move to South Carolina. What am I doing? Maybe I should just submit to hell.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
But to be fair, this all happened within the span of like six months. Okay. Like the wedding, the engagement, the wedding, the breakup, that was like, that could not have been more than a calendar year.
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Yeah. I believe that. Um, also Lindsay and, and, um, Craig, they should get together because they both want to have the whole family thing and why not? So, um, so then the guys just talking, they're at the bar, there's bro and out and everything talking about what they're drinking and stuff. And Kyle's like, well, first of all, similar to his relationship, it was less than 24 hours a year.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
Oh, 24 hours old with Jesse and everything. And Wes is like, Oh, yeah, that's what we're going to tell you. Verbatim, dude, put this t-shirt on. Jessie today goes, I can't believe we're going to go two summers in a row where we're not single together. Like, yeah, it's crazy. It's like a relationship. She's like, yeah.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
I accidentally said, I don't know if she clocked it, but... Oh, Jessie says, I don't know if she clocked it, but Carl, I'd like to introduce you to the love of my life, Lexi.
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#2736 Summer House S09E02: Broken Hearts and Middle Parts
Gabby is just like, why am I the one who has to ask these girls what's going on in their lives? She looks so disinterested with them. So Lexi tells some backstory. She goes,
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So seeing their love and how that foundation just goes on and on about her parents. Like literally no one cares that your parents were still together. We care more if your parents were separated and one of them, you know, like got lost in the Amazon or something. So Bailey's like, y'all look cute together though. So I'm like your supporter for the one episode left that I'm on this show.
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Yeah, this is the fastest 24 hours of relationship I've ever seen in my life, bro. And Carl's like, yo, hey, have you texted her yet? Do you want to text her? He's like, I don't have her number yet, bro. They're like, oh, man. So he DMs her to get her number. And he says, yeah, I DMed her. I said, I wish I had your number right now. They're like, oh, it's going to be awful.
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This is going to be a rough season for Jesse because this is going to blow up.
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I think that's true. And then even us talking about it right now, we're talking about it this way because we've thought about it overnight. So we've had time to think of all these other things. But yeah, I think you're right. In the moment, your response to your friend is just like, fuck that guy and to listen.
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Now, something else about this, because this scene goes on for a long time, but just something else to note is that in the after show, Was it the after show or watch what happens like because she was on watch what no is watch what happens live? so she went on watch what happens and Todd was in the audience.
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He was sitting there and Andy asked about you know How Todd feels about his shit being exposed on the show like that and she's like well, you know first of all I just want to make it very clear that Todd did not cheat on me and He did not cheat that was just some communication so she took it back and And so some people so it's kind of a split. Right.
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Because some people like, oh, she's just doing that because she's terrified of Todd. And Todd made it clear to her that if she embarrassed him again, that he would divorce her. And, you know, now she's terrified. And so she's just doing what he wants.
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And then other people are like, no, she clearly lied, which is what she continues to do on the show, which is accusing people of shit that they never did and that she's so hurt by that.
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you know exaggerating things or making making claims that people which she does do on the show all the time and so it's pretty she's an interesting case because like is that happening because we've also seen that todd's a controlling i hate how todd you know no matter what i think of her i hate seeing how todd treats her
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and that guy's a piece of crap on this show so i really don't know but it's interesting that she right after this episode she was sure to go on and say no no no he never cheated when she very clearly said there was infidelity so i guess maybe she was inferring to a different kind of cheating which would be emotional or whatever but she clearly on the show tried to make it look like he cheated on her so i don't know she's a confusing one she's she's a tough one
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It is. To get us to really shut the fuck up and have a serious conversation for this many minutes in a row is pretty impressive.
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#2662 RHOSLCS5E14 Part Two: Todd Bedfellows
So they're like, wow, that's really sad. And she's like, yeah, you know, but I really understand Todd. And I feel like in this group, in my relationship with Todd, in most of my friendships, she's basically saying nobody knows her and who she is. And it's just such a weird, isolating feeling and feel like nobody gets her. And she's like, I don't have a good relationship with my mom.
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I don't have my dad. I'm losing him. And Gwen's going to college. and she's lonely basically. And she's like, so then she thought Lisa was introducing her to friends. And then it's, and then it's been tricky with some of her, some of them. And then that reinforces this narrative. Yeah. And it reinforces this narrative that maybe I'm not good enough for anyone. Oh, there it is. There it is.
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I'm so cynical. I get it. But I'm sorry. My only feeling is like, yeah, but stop fucking with everybody. Because you've been the asshole. Like, I'm sorry, but you've been the asshole. And this is, to me... I find all of that would be very compelling if it wasn't just about her starting fights with everybody. Because to me, it's like you got in trouble. Now you don't have any friends.
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And now you're going to cry and make everybody else just say you're sorry to people for starting shit.
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Well, Bronwyn did start by talking shit about Whitney first because she did say in that car she was mocking Whitney in front of Heather and Lisa for the way that Whitney was crying, and she's like, oh, my God. Like, what are you going for an Oscar award or whatever she was saying?
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So Heather did come for her, but she was the first one talking behind people's backs and Heather was just calling her out. And then she showed up every other time, calling every other person out to be like, see, you guys like people calling people out. Well, watch me call everybody out.
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But she was guilty of the thing that she was originally charged of, which was talking shit behind someone's back. Even though she went to Whitney and repeated the stuff to Whitney to her face, she still said it like it was much less of a mockery than it actually was. So to me, no, Bronwyn started all of it.
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And I was on Bronwyn's side when that was all happening on the show. I was totally, Heather was acting like an idiot. I mean, I was totally team Bronwyn on that. I'm just saying technically she did. She did start it in such a big way that like, yeah, she is trying to fit in. She's trying to fight and everything like that, but she's not fitting in with the part of like forgiving and moving on.
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She's just constantly starting something and constantly being offended. And then now that it's all catching up with her, it's like this biggest tear thing, like, it's just because I don't fit in. Because who besides really a horrible person like me is going to hear that and be like, yeah, but also just stop being an asshole.
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All of the stuff you're saying about not fitting in and all the stuff about Todd, I think is super valid and all of her feelings are super valid. But to bring it into this situation where you're constantly antagonizing everybody, I guess it's explaining kind of why she's doing what she's doing.
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But it's also putting the impetus on everybody else, like not making her feel good and not just her starting shit constantly. But I don't know. I'm mixed as well.
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So I guess basically what you're saying is... By the way, both things could be correct. I guess what you're saying that I'm vibing with is that it's not necessarily an excuse. Because I think I'm taking it more as an excuse. And I like the way that you're phrasing it, which is like she's explaining it as a reason. and not necessarily using it as an excuse.
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She's kind of explaining what's going on and not trying to excuse it, which I'm down with, actually. I think it actually could be both. I think it is both an excuse and a reason. I have to say, I think yours is more accurate, but it's also more compassionate. So I'm going to go on that team now.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know that I'm very reactive like that.
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So then Bronwyn's like, has anyone asked me a fucking question about myself? Oh my God. What questions have you asked anybody? What are you talking about? Where are all these moments where you've reached out to the other ladies to see how they're feeling about anything going on in their lives? There are none of those moments. There are none. Spoiler alert.
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All right. So Heather gives a really nice speech to her about like you're being hard on yourself, but no, fuck that guy. And if you were OK with the situation at first where you felt like, oh, he's just dismissive or whatever, and now you're not OK and you've realized that you deserve more, you're allowed. Like you don't get to you don't have to just say I accepted that in the beginning.
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So now I'm going to accept that forever. That's bullshit. And you are the queen of your own life. And you girl, you know, she gave her like the full Barbie speech. And I really liked it. I thought it was a good speech.
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Yeah. Yeah, very well done. Very, very good job. So Bronwyn's like, you know, obviously I've chosen to stay with Todd and I choose that every single day when I get up. But I appreciate Heather trying to stick up for me and saying I deserve more, you know, and I'm going to take that support.
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So then Meredith is like, Bronwyn, what I wanted to say is, you know, I didn't go through this exact situation. But Saf and I obviously had some serious problems where we were separated and nearly divorced and reconciled. And for us, it was really hard. And we had to learn to redefine bean salad. I said three beans. He said five beans. My sister said nine beans. And here we are, happier than ever.
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By the way, we just saw a flashback of Lisa being the one who was the only one that we've seen that was like, Bronwyn, how was your dog attack? What was that? What happened? Were you screaming? What happened with that? Lisa was literally just asking you about yourself.
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So she's saying, you know, it turns, basically what they realized is they had to redefine their relationship because everyone has their capacities, but it doesn't mean that he doesn't adore you. He just may not be able to show it in a way that you receive it, which is also an interesting point, which Whitney, and I think everybody, Bronwyn definitely, kind of turns this against her later.
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And uses this as – they accuse her basically of sticking up for him and saying, oh, they're standing for the man. I think Meredith is saying something pretty typical, which is sometimes you have to meet people where they are, right?
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Some people don't know how to show love the same way. And it doesn't mean that he doesn't love you as much as you love him. It's just some people are not capable of showing love the same way as you. I think that she's trying to make her feel better. And I don't think she's like... jumping on Todd's side. I don't think it's about Todd.
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I think she's trying to make this sad woman feel better, you know?
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I just, it's like... This is why it bugs me, because I think I feel like her intentions were... I know that she might not want to hear it, and I might... If the argument is like, you know...
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that's not what i want to hear right now then okay but i don't like the twisting it and making it like they're standing up for todd and it's like they're trying to be there for you you know it's like you come to people with this huge thing they're trying to be with you be there for you and you're twisting what they're saying and trying to make it something bad and then using it against them later and i just think it's gross like it just gives me the ick it's like she takes all the good will she builds up and then she does something that just takes me out
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I don't know. But that's later. That's in the third hour of this recap.
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Yeah. Well, you know, but it's also an ensemble show where everybody's talking about their feelings and giving opinions on everything that people are bringing up. So to like to like pick and choose everything. And then I don't know. I just didn't I felt like I felt like it was a bad vibe using somebody trying to open up with you.
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Even if you don't like someone's advice, when you open up to your friends and they try and help you in any way, even if you don't like their advice, to like turn around and be like, well, fuck her. Like you just had somebody sitting and talking to you and like trying to help. And so like to use it against them and villainize them later is just like, sorry. I'm just not into it.
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Well, that's true. And, you know, I could be proved wrong literally in two seconds, so who knows.
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It's not where nuance lives. I know. So Meredith's like, so Meredith says that. And then Angie's talking about how she wants to cry just listening to it because her husband is super perfectionist. And, you know, she has a lot of pressures like that with Sean. And, you know, he just keeps wanting more and more and more. And they just open one business and she finally catches her breath.
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And now he wants another business. And she's like, oh, my God, like. You know, leave me alone, man.
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So because Brittany is an idiot and she watches Bachelor, you know, religiously. Sorry, not all of you are idiots who watch The Bachelor. Obviously, I watched it for many years, but I'm just saying Brittany is obviously trained in Bachelor speak. And she goes, Brittany. And she goes, Bronwyn, we needed that. Good job. Like, she's like, I'm so proud of you.
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That's all I needed to really like you is your trauma. Thank you for giving me your trauma. And then Lisa goes, you're so much more relatable now. Your Q rating just went so up. I know.
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Yeah. Well, we'll see. I mean, he seemed fine on the show. He was on Watch What Happens and he seemed fine. And she's like, you know, Todd knew I was going to. She said something like, you know, Todd knows I'm going to. talk about it or something, you know, but it was interesting. You should watch it and watch the dynamic on there. Cause it was definitely an interesting clip. Okay.
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So, um, now they're talking about the boat, you know, they're back at the place or whatever. And Lisa, Brittany and Meredith are, are, are talking. And, um, Brittany's like, it was just so emotionally exhausting. It was like, you know, a lot came out of Bronwyn and I feel closer to Bronwyn, but at the same time, what about me? Um,
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You might have been nauseous from being so high on those heels. They were showing her walking in these heels she chose to wear to the boat, and she couldn't even walk. Like, Angie had to help her walk to the boat.
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It takes a minute to recover from that. It's like, girl, everything is not 27 hours away, okay? I mean, how many are you taking? Jesus Christ. You could anesthetize an entire children's wing with what you just took. Not that I would suggest that anybody do that. It's an odd thing to say. Okay, so I was just trying to think of smaller people. Chipmunks.
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She's like, it was nothing about being a gold digger. I mean, if you just bothered to get to know me. And Brittany's like, and by the way, Bronwyn started a fight with Heather within two seconds. How would she try and get to know you? You immediately went and tattletaled on her and tried to get her in trouble. So then Brittany's like, well, I don't want to come for you.
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you were confronting her at the same time. You were just chewing her out in front of the whole group, and then you pivoted into making everybody feel sorry for you. So I don't really, I don't know what this lady expects, honestly. So Andy's like, well, there's something with you two.
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Like, I cannot pinpoint it, and I don't want to say she's not supporting you, but you are sleeping over here, so that is something. And Bronwyn's like, I mean, she's just doing enough to make me feel uncomfortable, but not enough to get in trouble for it. You know what I mean? Yeah.
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I mean, I've already talked for 15 minutes about this, so I'll, I'll say that. So Heather's like, so it's like, you think she's saying it's your fault because you're guarded. And she's like, yeah. And there was this, like, is Todd doing this to me? Cause I've done something to him. Like, I mean, it just feels like the two of them were defending Todd. And I was like, damn.
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And Whitney's like, yeah, you just bored your heart and soul to us, you know? And I was like, wake up, heart and soul. That was a fun story, you know? And then your heart and soul were like, meh. And then they put on pinatas and started beating them. And I was like, wait a minute. Why are you beating up pinatas in Puerto Vallarta? What is going on?
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She calls it vulnerable. That's what they say. They take a lot of the vowels out and they say vulnerable. It's like a different word now. It's like she hit a speed bump in the middle of it.
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So she goes, yeah, they're defending a cheater instead and it hits home to them and it's a trigger because it's something they've both been through or been accused of because they've both been accused of infidelity. Okay, then why weren't you triggered? No.
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yeah be quiet yeah so then heather's like well they side with todd because they've been on that side of it but they want to be forgiven that's what she says which is like oh so they both so heather basically is both like yeah they've both been cheated and they want to be well season one that was the merit of the storyline right that like she went on dates when she and seth were separated right supposedly the rumor was that her and jen shaw were like fucking the same guy in new york remember
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That was crazy. Oh, God. Back in the day. This show is wonderful. It really is. But there was lots of rumors that Seth was cheating. Then there were rumors that they were swingers. But the only rumor I heard that Lisa was cheating was the Whitney thing that she was doing just for jazz tickets. Oh, right.
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Heather's like, well, I think it would just be hard for her to imagine anyone not wanting to be friends with someone that was rich and beautiful and cool, which is true. I mean, I think all of this is valid so far. And Bronwyn's like, well, you know, I was surprised and I was not, you know, like you two understand what it feels like to be put in a place as a wife and a woman and whatever.
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I don't know Whitney Whitney is like literally cheated with a man who is married with the family I think she's talking about Mormonism I think she's talking about Mormonism because she says it feels like to put in a place like you guys feel like it feels what it's like to be put in your place is that what she's saying I think it's basically what she's saying is like in Mormonism when you're kind of told like this is what a woman's role is because she said I don't think Lisa and Meredith have experienced that culturally
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Oh, okay. So she's like, and understand what that feels like to be in a really narrowly defined role for yourself, you know, so they're standing up for Todd because they don't understand it. Like, is this all he can do? And again, I don't think that's what Meredith was saying. I think she was saying, don't feel bad that he doesn't love you. I think this is, he doesn't know how to show love.
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It's his fault for not understanding to be, it's not, it's his fault for not being able to understand love. how to show you love, not your fault for being unlovable. I feel like Meredith was trying to be supportive. I don't like this. Now, the stuff they're saying about Lisa, I mean, yeah. I'm not gonna stand up for that.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hold on. Head nods coming. Head nods coming. So you're saying you don't think she believed what I was saying? Is that what you're saying? Okay, no, that's not what anybody is saying. Are you saying I'm a snob? So now she's taken yet another thing that she's going to twist and turn around and throw in someone's face. I'm telling you. So here we go.
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So now we see a plane flying over and then Mary comes to the hotel in a golf cart. So here comes Mary.
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Yeah. So she gets to the girls. She's with Meredith and she's with a couple of girls. And basically, and Meredith goes, why didn't you come yesterday? Why didn't I marry? And she's like, well, I was like, you know, and then then I came. And they just all went, okay. Such a Mary answer.
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Oh, God, please let her not be so stupid as to use that against somebody. Please. Yes. So then, you know, Mary goes to say hi to people and she goes to Angie's room and they run to each other and jump in each other's arms. I love this. And love each other.
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just watching angie and mary just like that little video of the kids of the babies running to each other i mean they ended up using that video for stupid political reasons later but which were horrible but the um the original video is just so cute of the little babies from like seeing each other and then running down the sidewalk with their arms open and just like jumping at each other and holding each other yeah just the way they hugged each other i was like this is so sweet yeah i loved it
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Um, you know, Mary loves Angie cause she's positive and she needs that and they get each other and they just keep hugging, you know? And so then it's dinner, it's dinner time and it's a Vita themed dinner. And it is so ridiculous. It's one of the most ridiculous themed dinners of all time. Vita is huge. It's imprinted on everything. It's all over the walls, all over the plates, all over there.
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So, wow. And she very clearly says, and the infidelity we have in our situation. And Whitney goes, and everyone just goes, and there's a big long moment. And then Lisa like moves chairs and sits on an ottoman and then double crosses her legs and then like acts, she like flicks her hair like, Here we go. Here, this is me, Lisa listening. Go.
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You know, the waiters are like faces, you know?
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Hey, no, she's not wrong, but still it's Whitney. And, um, She goes, but I don't think they can even afford to do commercials. So, oh, please, weren't you the one that had like a stupid charcuterie tray set up for influencers to come for free and post everything from your thing? Whatever, Whitney. So then Lisa's like, cheers to Mary being in Puerto Rico. Oh, my God, I love a good starter salad.
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Not you, Mary. Sorry. Did I just call Mary a starter salad? That's crazy. Mary, thank you for being such a good niçoise. Wait, what am I talking about?
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And they go, what'd you order? And she said, I ordered mozzarella and tomato. And then I also ordered like a pastrami soup. And they just all look at her. And no one says anything and Meredith goes, did you say pastrami soup? I've never heard of pastrami soup.
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I love stroking off. Whitney, we're not talking about masturbation. Oh. They're like, oh, so then Heather's like, I can think of zero soups that contain pastrami. How does Heather not have a podcast yet? This is just like such a mess. Like what soups even have pastrami? Okay, everybody come to Patreon if you want to hear us talk about pastrami soup.
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Nasty. So then she does a pastrami bit and then Bronwyn's like, I don't know who she asked pastrami soup for pastrami soup from, but I don't think that's coming. I just don't, I don't, I don't think that exists. So then now we're asking how Meredith feels. Brittany keeps going, Meredith, how are you feeling? He loves subtle. Subtle as ever.
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And Bronwyn was like, I mean, if you don't want to talk about it, we don't have to talk about it. But I do feel awkward because it's warmed its way all the way through the rooms to me when I was getting glam done that you were crying and throwing up as well. Right. So that was there. There was a lot to be concerned about. Because, you know, that's what I heard.
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Speaking of pressure... Call her Henry. This is my investigative journalism.
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Well, I'm trying. I'm eating. Trying to eat. Did you throw up? No. throw up and then lisa's like who did you tell and and uh heather's like oh she told me um she told me and i told angie oh she's just spreading around everywhere so then we see a flashback of that and then um meredith is like i did not throw up wait can we just i'm trying to eat can i eat can i just can i have my soup
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Well, I'm glad that you find it all to be such an interesting subject.
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i couldn't believe that someone would shame slots at my bat mitzvah so i started to cry she's so full of so then whitney's like wait a minute this is confusing math no this life well that too what are we talking about So she's like, Meredith and Angie just made up at dinner. So what the fuck? Now she's crying over slut shaming. She's like, she goes, I had no idea.
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She was an advocate for the sluts of America.
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And you are going to keep egging this on. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What am I going to do, Lisa? What am I going to do? What am I? Maybe I will lunge at you. Maybe I will take a play from your book and lunge at you. Come on. You keep getting in the middle. You are being a pizza.
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he's like when were you infidelity i thought it was only a website did it happen at aqua aerobics it's good for the joints so bromwen says a couple of years ago they were on a trip and he was texting someone on his ipad and then gwen went to say something to him and she saw it over his shoulder what does she see over his shoulder was it a nut pick because you know I want to see a pic.
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She wasn't defending her, right? She wasn't defending her. She was saying, come on, Meredith, step up to the plate. Yeah. So then Lisa's like, oh, wow, do you feel like a badass right now? She's like, I do not feel like that. How come when people talk to you, you think they're trying to have a problem or they are trying to be a badass? And she's like, you're not the boss of me, Angie.
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She's like, you are not the boss. You should find someone else who is a boss. You are not a boss.
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And nobody gives a fuck about my feelings with me, especially you. And she's like, uh-huh. Actually, I do. Nuh-uh. I did. But maybe look at that as how your friends feel. Because you get to be the dick titter, and I get to pick and choose which dicks you tits.
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You're a dictator. And guess what? Just because I wanted to be friends and the minute I stood up for myself, you turned your back and left the friendship. which is not really what happened either with me. As I recall.
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So then Brahma goes, well, here's the thing. It's just, everyone just stay out of this. And she's just, oh, well, why do I get told to do by Lisa fucking Barlow? Oh my God. You just said that Angie didn't tell you what to do, but you tell me what to do all the time. Oh, my God. Bronwyn's being left out, everybody. So let's let her in now. So Lisa just goes, Bronwyn, I'll get to you next.
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But it's not always an issue. It's the same issue. And I never get all the way done with you. I'm just never all. You're just never all the way done. Just finish your meal. Finish your fucking meal. Oh, my God.
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i'm like fucking sick of all this like for real it's like dish dish dish i try to be friends with you i'm like i've been a really good friend to you brahman and brahman was like no lisa honestly i appreciate you liking my husband but the way that you responded to what i was saying today made me not only believe that a maybe you didn't believe me or you didn't really give a fuck or that honestly you kind of stood up for todd more than you did for me and mary goes
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She's really hurt. Who is that? She's hurt. Waiter.
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Oh my gosh, I talked to you about my kids. I talked to you about my sons. Like, okay. And she's like, and you are guarded, but that's who you are. And Lisa, why are you getting all snarky? It's like, because I'm upset. Stop talking about your feelings.
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If there was like some balls hanging, you know, being dragged, you know, behind his ankles or something. I want to see it. I want to see some old man nut picks given to me. I don't know if I want to see Todd's nuts. I'm just curious. Like how low can they go? Come on. I want to see real low.
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But it is odd because Angie's normal complaint about Lisa for the whole season is she just has to sit on the phone and listen to Lisa talk for hours on hours on end about herself. And now she's saying Lisa never talks about herself. So I guess she means on a more emotional level. But again, it's like Meredith is just like, what do you expect? It's Lisa. You know, this is where she is.
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Like, you can't just make non-emotional people emotional just because you need that. Go get it from an emotional person. So then Lisa's like, she's crying. And she's like, wow, you're never leaving my friend. You were never my friend. And then Mary's like, did you not get your pastrami soup either? Because this is not what I ordered.
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Speaking of pressure. And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, everybody. Thank you so much for being with us today. Go get your tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour on sale now over at watchwhatcrappens.com.
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#2662 RHOSLCS5E14 Part Two: Todd Bedfellows
I'm just like them, just in much more expensive clothing, you know? Now, do I cry? Yes. Is it into canvas bags? No. So Whitney's like, but what did he say to you when you confronted him about it? And she's like, well, he said it's a fatal flaw of his. And what's good for him in business is that he's never satisfied and he's always pushing for the next deal, the best deal, whatever.
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And Brittany's like, oh, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Everyone, I'd like to announce that was ouch. Ouch. Am I right? Cheers to Brandon. That hurt. That hurt even me.
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So, um, by the way, this, this is laughing and I'll tell you why I'm laughing, why I'm so openly laughing in just a second. What were you going to say?
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Palm pilot did not come along and decide to replace somebody. It was the one that was replaced. So if he's going to compare that to his business, he's not even getting that right.
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no it doesn't work that way it does not work that way i'm sorry yeah and you know what on this show we're always making jokes and laughing about serious stuff but this is just such and i'm so sick of hearing this kind of thing from men and i'm also sick of just people taking it you know what i mean like it grosses me out and i don't like it and nobody deserves this and britain and uh bronwyn definitely does not deserve this
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And so Heather's like, well, did you say fuck you? It's not hard to turn it off when you come home. It's called marriage and fucking turn it off. You lose your wife. And Lisa goes, yeah, no, I wouldn't do that. And so Ron was like, well, it's not his fault. You know, you're used to what you used to. You like what you like. I mean, everybody, everybody has their thing.
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#2662 RHOSLCS5E14 Part Two: Todd Bedfellows
yeah so lisa's like uh you know this is shocking to me like i don't know what goes on behind closed doors but i mean well my doors i do because there's cameras everywhere you know basically it's uh henry spraying cologne on his armpits and then smelling it and then falling over fainting and then i send him notes saying stop putting so much cologne up your nose you're gonna die he doesn't listen he's really addicted to that stuff what were we talking about
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And it sounds like she's going, oh, my God, I just can't believe it. But I think she's literally saying, I don't believe it. So then Heather's like, but did he deny it? And she's like, well, he came back with a ring that had five diamonds and he made five new promises to match each of the diamonds. And so they asked what the promises were.
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And she's like, well, it was five things he didn't promise me when we got married that he probably should have, you know, because Todd works 3000 miles away from me five days a week. So, you know, so there's always going to be a lump in the back of my throat.
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And if I'm not super supportive, if I'm not super there, if I'm not super caring, if he's going to cheat and if I'm not enough at home, he'll get it. So I'm not enough at home and I'm not enough with you guys either. Oh my God, first of all, this is so fucking sad. But you are starting every fight on this show. Nobody has started a fight with you.
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You've literally antagonized every single person on this show. And then even after they apologized to you, you antagonize everybody else. And then you start crying like you're the fucking victim. Are you fucking kidding me? Okay, so that's first. Now, back to the other thing. No one deserves, still nobody deserves this. Well, I think there's a correlation.
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How the ladies are treating her is not really fair, even though I guess she's projecting pain from one thing onto another thing.
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I know it's an awkward thing for me to be like, But doing what you do to the ladies and then using that, I know they're bringing that up right now when she's, the reason I did that is because of this next thing that happens. So Meredith is basically, because she's like, I mean, I love Todd. Oh, no, no, no. First what happens, Heather's like, I'm sorry.
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And Meredith says, do you think that maybe that he can't be that invested because you're guarded against him? And Lisa goes, that's a great question. And she's like, no, no. And then it turns into this whole other thing of the ladies sticking up for Todd. So I get that it looks like that. And I think maybe they are because they're both in situations, as Whitney points out, Whitney's half-baked.
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But at least Meredith is in that situation where... she's possibly been cheated on before, right? So maybe she's also a way to justify. And, you know, maybe there is something with a lot of people who do kind of justify the other things.
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But that's why I pointed out the other thing is I'm saying, is it possible that you're so, you're setting, like in this group with the friends, I feel like she is starting all of these fights and then making herself a victim. Like she's purposely pushing people to,
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Almost like she's purposely putting up a wall and daring them to, like, still be her friend, if that makes any sense, even though she's being a total asshole. So I'm saying, is that what they're trying to say? Like, is that what you're doing to him, too? Like, are you in your marriage the same way as you are in this friend group in other ways? I don't really know.
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I don't have a clear thought on it, but I don't know. I mean, they take a lot of shit for what they say here, and I don't think it was that bad what they said, basically.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
People find a way to pray for a lot of things. I think you can find one for Godzilla. So then Sammy's like, oh, I just noticed you copied my hair. She's like, um,
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Jesus Christ, people. I'm packing shorts and a puffer jacket because, you know, it's going to be like nearly 80 degrees in Cincinnati and it's going to be down to like 20 in Minneapolis.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So then we go to the Henry restaurant, and Denise is saying, you know, I think people are surprised that I can get past stuff. I mean, I don't hold grudges with people. I mean, did Godzilla eat half of my calf? Yes. But, you know, it wasn't really his fault. And I move forward. I'm one of resolution, you know?
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And so then we see the unmistakable sight of Erika Jayne's legs walking into the restaurant, also because we've seen the trailer. And she's like, hi! Hi!
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Yes, so she's like, you know, I just felt a little judged because we were all talking about sex, but I was the one that got taken to coffee. So Denise is like, well, I wasn't mad. I just wanted coffee. And at that time, you were actually wealthy, so I thought I could get a free cup of joe from you. So anyway, I just wanted you to know I don't want to be talking about threesomes. That's it.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
She's like, but I felt called out. She's like, well, I really am. I really am sorry for that. Well, I'm sorry, too. Like, oh, wow, it only took like five years to bury the hatchet on this one with four different attempts.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Yeah. And yeah, like Erica probably was the old one called out because the producers were like, okay, Denise and Erica, you guys need to have a scene. So they're like, okay, we'll talk about this. And then it turns into something that has haunted the two of them for five years. So Denise tells us, you know, whether it's something with your dad or something with,
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
With Eric and Jane, I want to show you and your sister, Sammy, that you can get past that. You know, it just takes five years of holding on to a grudge that happened in a coffee shop.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So then they basically, Denise and Erica are like, okay, we're gonna be friends now. And then Erica's like, by the way, Denise, thanks for reaching out during my divorce and my legal issues I had. And I'd like to add, what about me?
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So now we have this montage. It's like a, cause we're going out, we're going to go over to the memorial now and we see memories of Godzilla played by like, then we hear like the Requiem in the background, which is funny because at the Oscars this year, when they did the end memoriam, they also played the Requiem, which is the one that's like,
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
It's like a very serious piece of like scary church music. That's like, it doesn't feel like morning to me. It kind of feels like, um, you're like going into church to be like, I don't know, to do something very serious to have, I don't know, like kneel down in front of a priest and to have something done to you or whatever, not sexually, just like, like some sort of churchy thing.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So we hear this music playing, and we are seeing flashbacks of Godzilla's life, Godzilla in a cowboy hat, Godzilla with a cake made of Fig Newtons, things like that.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So they have this little ceremony, and Lola's like, okay, guys, here we go, big moment.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So, uh, now we go on to the next episode, episode four called only pans. And, uh, Denise is like, tells us, you know, people always say, you know, that I've had plastic surgery on my face, which I haven't, you know, I just got bit by Godzilla a few times.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
I mean, and talk about the original nip and tuck lizard bites, but I've, I've had my, I've had my boobs done, which, you know, and I have to have them done again. Um, because, uh, the show I did the last day that, that special forces show, have you seen that?
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
I really thought, I really thought Carrie Ann and Napa would be on there. I mean, they kept saying Foxtrot and tango so many times. I mean, who would it be? You can't, you can't, you can't hurt a girl for being mistaken there, huh? Or blame them.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
And we see her just like leaving all sorts of peanuts out for the squirrels and everything. And she's got like a little, like she even has like this like faux picnic table. She's like, I hope the squirrel sits at this and has a nice little picnic. And maybe the squirrel can get its little squirrel bag caught in the slats, just like I did. So she's like any dog, any cat, whatever.
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I know. What does that mean? What is that like? So Lola's like, um, you didn't tell me that.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Lola's always the last to find out about something like Godzilla dying. Then he's jumping off a bridge. Sammy getting a nose job.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
yeah and she's basically like yeah a lot of stuff but uh the one thing i haven't been able to perfect has been pasta mainly because i don't follow any recipes and i don't know how to make it but i just put a bunch of stuff in a bowl and hope for the best but yeah i come really close i'm really close not close at all i think i actually once made paper by accident i actually somehow made paper
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Look, I'm just like anyone in their home. Drop a few thou on some imported flour, buy some cameras, set up an entire filming rig, and make some pasta without knowing how to do it and just burn through that flour and just waste all that money. And just like any other normal person, you know what I'm saying?
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
This is like an odd – I just like that Denise is – I appreciate that she's just going to try to eyeball it like the Nonas did back when, before there were cookbooks and YouTube videos and Food Network.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
but also we have all those things now so at least like read the recipe beforehand and get like a general game plan because this is just going in such a disastrous way but it's funny though so they're so they're cracking the egg they make this they make this dough and then um she's like we see this like the the recipe on screen as it sort of unfurls out of denise's head she's like okay
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
And we see like just all these animals that she's had over the years. And we see Lola talking and she's like,
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It's going to be four eggs, four more eggs, one cup of flour, well, mainly flour. Maybe, I don't know, maybe two cups, maybe four cups, maybe like three cups. You know what? Do we have any nicotine we can just throw in there? I don't know, just perk it up and make it exciting. Just a chopped up cigarette.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Yeah. I thought what she was going to say was here's, here's some that I made earlier today that has been resting. And now we're going to, she's like, no, she's like, no, I want to put it in and we're gonna take it out right away. That's not how the cooking shows work. So she just started sending this like unrested dough and it comes out just holes and goopy.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Now, I don't know if this was a fault with the recipe or if it had rested, if it somehow would have gone through the pasta machine better. I don't know what it was, but it was a very rustic noodle. We'll just say that.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Yeah, they're weak. They're weak. Weaklings. So Denise is like, yeah, well, I drive stick and people are surprised that I drive stick, but I also know how to ride stick. If you know what I'm saying, Aaron, see you tonight. So then she says, she's like, are you excited to meet your doctor? And Sammy is really excited because she's going to get her nose done.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
And she's wanted her, the things that she's wanted to get done the most are her boobs and her nose.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Yeah. And life goals. So she's like, you know, I just, she said that she was like really insecure about being flat chested and then she got bullied in school. And then, um, people would say that she looked like her dad and she just didn't want to look like her dad because you know, she's, and then people would say that she's not as pretty as her mom and people are such monsters. Jeez. Seriously.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
And Denise is like, well, I'm also a little nervous because you said you don't want me there for the surgery. She's like, yeah, you just make me anxious, mom. And I'd rather have like my best friend there who's not going to stress me out. So, by the way, I'd be like, you little brat, I'm paying for this thing. So I'm going to be there.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So they go to the doctor's office and so they sit down, they meet with him. And he basically is like, hi.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
I know. He's like, I'm going to make my splash on TV. I'm going to do it. I'm going to wear a big tie and bulge my eyes out. I'm ready. I'm the new Dr. I forgot his last name. Nazif. Deepak Duggar. Yeah. So then, meanwhile, we cut to Lola at home and she is, she's at this house and the three golden retrievers are running around everywhere. There's poop everywhere. She's cleaning it up.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
They were like tackling each other. They're like playing on the sofa and she's losing her mind and trying to set up a crate. She's like, mom,
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So she's going through it over there and she basically leaves them voicemail. Like when are you coming back mom? Because these dogs are too much. Yeah.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Even though I'm on TV. Yeah. And she's like really upset because the source of this is that when she told everyone she was going to get implants, she got a lot of input from people and they were like, you should go smaller instead of bigger. You're going to like, you're going to regret going bigger. And then she went smaller and she wants bigger.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
And she's like really mad that people got into her head and like told her to go smaller when she wants to go really big.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Yeah. Yeah. So they're talking about they've had Lola says at one point they had nine cats and then Sammy had a couple of chameleons. They had horses. They had pigs. I mean, we even see a we even see a flashback all the way to her original show. Denise Richards is complicated. That was on E. Right. I think that was which is why they had the rights to show it here on Bravo.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
and they show better bedside manner and fucking special forces you know you've seen it no it's really good we fillet things there too mainly fish um uh and then they show he shows like here's the nose before and this is what's gonna look like after and it's like the smallest little difference they're probably gonna charge like forty thousand dollars for it like this tiny little thing and sammy's like oh
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
That's already such a major difference. I was like, it's so small, but you know, people have, you know, everyone has their thing. So then we go to townhouse number two and we have Denise making a snack for Eloise. And Denise is, you know, asking if she's ready to go to school because her tutor comes over or her teacher, Miss Angie.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
And Denise tells us about raising Eloise and how Eloise has is special needs. And she's mainly nonverbal and that they had her in a classroom for a while. But kids are just brats, as we've already seen earlier in this episode. Kids are mean.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
so she's been working with this teacher and she's really starting to blossom and she's mainly non-verbal but she can speak she can speak about like 10 words and when she says them she says them very quietly but she clearly can like hear like she she hears she processes and she's starting to learn how to respond over text which is really fascinating
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
And the producer's asking Eloise if she gets along with her sisters. And she's like nodding and smiling. She's so sweet and so cute. And Denise is like, well, I definitely think that Eloise brings out the best in Samuel Lowe. They just light up with her. And, you know, she's very savvy with the phone and the computer.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Oh, we did have a little mishap where I didn't realize that some of my only van pictures were synced up to her iPad. So that was a little bit of an oopsie moment.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So then we go to... These were just OnlyFans pictures popped up on Eloise's iPad.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Yeah. You know, you know, you have to do things over the top to get someone's attention. You know, after a while things, people saw me as a sex symbol. So I had to dial it down a little bit, do something different. So I started cooking and I do a lot of Christmas movies, do a lot of conservative movies, but now I want to embrace my sexuality. So I thought, you know what, let me do this project.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So Denise is like, well, the squirrels are my pets without actually being my pets. I call one Fat Fred. And I know that's nice and people will think I'm fat shaming him, but he's Fat Fred and then there's Skinny Joe, which is funny because there's a rapper named Fat Joe. So this is Skinny Joe. I just didn't want them to be confused because one does sick beats and one eats peanuts.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
That'll appeal neither to the people who want to see me as a sex object, nor the people who want to see me in Christmas movies, just me pans over my boobs, making bad pasta. Yeah.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
babe, I'm sucking in my gut. So now we go to Sammy and pre-op and she's in the waiting room and her friend Leah is there. Leah is her friend who went to the rave with her. And it's so funny because like Sammy is now out of makeup because she's going to surgery and she looks so much, she's like a kid again. And like, she looks like she is 14. It's just crazy, right? And I'm like, oh my God.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So she is, she's like, well, maybe I should have had Lola here. So she could have said like 85 stupid prayers for me. Yeah.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
it's just weird that I'm not there for her nose job. I mean, I was there when, you know, Godzilla got his facelift. So you think I'd be there for Sammy, but I guess I'm just caught too much anxiety.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So I don't fucking deal with, you know, when Godzilla got his lipo, I was a great support to him, but it's fine. If you know, she's an adult, she can choose who she wants with her. So Lola and Denise are driving together, and Lola's like, well, I'm really excited to get some stuff for the dogs.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So, well, I need your help for them with all the dogs. She's like, Paul Weekend? She's like, yeah.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Well, you know, she's got her nose job. Oh, no. Did I just say that out loud? Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
She's like, but you can't tell anybody.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
She's like, okay, well, now I feel horrible. You know, I'm really, oh, God, I really can't believe I fucked up. Well, you know, I won't tell anyone. No, I'm talking about the pasta. I'm just back on that. I really should have let it rest.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
And Fat Fred is the first one to get the food. So it all makes sense if you really think about it. If you look at the lore of the squirrels, it tells a story.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Who knows? We'll find out. So it's going to be a pressing question that will carry us all through the week. So thanks, everyone, for being here and for listening. And hopefully we'll see a bunch of you this weekend at our shows. And for everyone else, we'll catch you in the next episode.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
She gets an A. It's Kelly B. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
yeah um so uh then we go to a rock climbing facility and denise meets up with her daughters this place is called boulder dash get it and um denise basically is hoping that um you know she's still trying to work on her daughter's relationship because at the last time we saw them the daughters shook hands after feuding over some boy so now denise is trying to get them to climb together and bond together
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
I did not remember. I was like, what is special? I didn't realize special forces was that show on Fox that like Sandoval was on everything. I didn't realize she was actually on that show where they have to go through bootcamp and climb around on everything.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
I thought, cause it just, you know, once that show, I remember when it was on, it was just like, once it was gone, it's such a generic name, special forces. I just assumed special forces was some like syndicated TV show from like 1997 that she was on, you know, like that show birds of prey or whatever.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
But some people love that shit. They love doing like the faux military thing. So, you know, but I like it sounds like a nightmare for me. So, yeah, so she was so she's like she she did some rock climbing for that show. And so now she's into it. She got the she got the taste for it.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So they're putting on their shoes, and Sam is like, I feel like I'm going to get an ingrown toenail from these shoes. It's just a short period of time, OK? I'll pay for your pedicure, you dumb little bitch.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So fun fact, I, uh, I signed up for special forces cause I actually thought it was a dancing show. So that was a bit of a surprise when I, when I arrived with my, uh, ready to do a Paso Doble and they made me jump off a bridge. So, you know, what can I say? It's life.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
And Denise is like, yeah, I thought, hey, Lola, I thought she said boobs, not hoops. Think about that.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
And so Sammy's like, yeah, Godzilla's dead. We should get a custom cake, like a cake that looks like a Godzilla. And like, where should we do the memorial? Maybe like a nice park? Like we'd bring other lizards there. Denise is like, she says, well, OK, so here's the story.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Brooke, Charlie's ex, had this dragon lizard for 20 years, but then had to relinquish him to my care because, you know, well, she was going to rehab. So God just left Godzilla on my door and was like, here, take the fucking lizard. And I didn't even know how to take care of this dumb thing. But, you know, it was cute. I liked him. So we put him up in the penthouse.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
yeah i mean all sorts of like little miniature buildings we could walk around and step on them be all godzilla like so then um so we see that uh flashback to two days earlier where denise and aaron have given brooke ashes of godzilla and brooke is like in a way he was like my little soul mate would you guys you guys want to do a memorial maybe plan something they're like uh sure
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
not really sure what her mouth is doing while she's talking or what her deal is but i like her she's like throw me a memorial okay all right just tell me where to go bye yeah yeah you know at this point denise has taken in so many animals which on the flip side means you've had to bury so many animals that like it's like wait you just move on and get another animal right she's like a memorial okay so no one wants to do this memorial but they're gonna do it denise wants
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
a project for the daughters to work on together. And so she's like, it's going to be a happy thing, a happy thing where we celebrate the life of a lizard in a public park.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
And he's like, but you care about Brooke, don't you? She's like, yeah. She's like, well, that's her kid. So like, when's it going to be? He's like, Saturday. Yes, you got three days to make a memorial. You can do it.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
She's like, well, if it were a person, you can get off of work.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So they're going to have to go shopping tomorrow for this lizard memorial. And then Lola's like, so by the way, Sammy, did you have fun with the climbing? No.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
What the hell? Yeah, that's right. So she's like, well, when she was crying, she said she wants her out with the memorial. Did you think she was serious? He's like, no. I'm like, you know, but to be fair, like, does anyone ever think Aaron's serious about anything that he's saying? Like with magnetic healing and big pharma coming after him.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So Denise is like, well, she was, but then she didn't even take the box of this shit. He's like, yeah, well. You know, she left it like that can't, it can't be that important. We really have to do this. She's like, well, we'll give it to her on Saturday. So by the way, yeah, I'm sure she's gonna love that.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
also um uh polite golf clap to aaron for uh he's like i'm gonna do this scene i'm gonna show some chest cleave he's like he like had his robe perfectly positioned so that way he could show off like the best features of his chest he's like yeah i'm just gonna sit here in the scene with my robe at a perfect v right now for america to see i was like you did that on purpose sir well yeah i gotta earn that money so sammy and lola are driving and lola's like sammy can i
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
So then Siri's like, sorry, I didn't quite catch that. And they all laugh. And then Lola's like...
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
know i've never heard of someone having a memorial for a lizard like we never even did that for one of our dogs and she's like yeah it's not weird coming from mom she's like let the she like let that lizard sleep in her bed that's really disturbing once you've slept with charlie sheen i guess it's a little more than mary am i right
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
I just hung up on this guy who was like, I'm just trying to talk to you.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Not much. Just, you know, getting ready for a big weekend and, you know, having excited for all that that entails. What's going on with you?
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Yeah, and we also don't know the full context of why you and that guy broke up, because as far as we can see, Sammy, you're maybe not the best decision maker in this group here. So I'm not saying I'm not going to take sides, but I also would like to hear the full story before I start going hard in the paint. Team Lola. Yeah, Team Lola.
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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
I mean, you did a prayer for Taco Tuesday last week. I think you can do one for a lizard.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
is this to promote the white lotus because i swear to god these are white lotus characters i swear to god were these like the two were these i'm not saying that these are prostitutes but they really reminded me of like the prostitutes from last year you know just like these two girls were like hanging around the resort like hey and they're like silly and i was like who are these girls the one just wants to play the piano more than me
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Honestly, Lexi, I mean, I don't know what to make of her. She seems nice enough, but she seems like a strange kind of like AI generated person. And the prompt was like small creature, but let's add Patti LuPone's face to it.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
This is the strangest casting the show has ever done. Arguably Bravo has ever done is basically have like two adolescents join the show. I know that they're 26, but I'm not totally sure. I'm pretty sure they're 13. I don't believe it. I don't believe those girls are 26. No. Anyway, I think they're actually AI generated. They're AI generated, especially.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
And in reality, like, I don't know how old Bailey is, but Lexi is, I think, 26. So she's only four or five years younger than well, West is 29, which is crazy. But she's so Bailey is only three years younger than West and only five years younger than Jesse, who's 31. It's not so it's it's not why they're in the same age group, but they just they read as so young.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
You know, you mentioned that they're like Muppet babies and Bailey reminds me of like a Muppet baby version of Anne from Vanderpump rules and who has had a Superbowl commercial, by the way, a very prominent Superbowl commercial and, Um, but she has like Muppet baby and, and, uh, she just sort of was like, I almost am expecting her to like get groceries for everyone.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Well, there's like Bailey and then there's the girl who gets all the attention. I forgot her name. What's her name again? Oh, God. I guess we'll find out. 90 times today. Yeah. I just remember that there's Bailey because I made a mental note of remembering Bailey because I was like, the show doesn't remember Bailey because she comes in and they just.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
There's something in the water there. And Wes is like, and what about you? And Bailey's like, I'm from Kentucky. And he's like, really? We're parched, says Lexington. He's like, well, I'm from Missouri, so we're like border states and everything. So, you know, scintillating conversation between the two of them. So they're just like all flirting. And oh, so Bailey is 27.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
And so Bailey is actually the older one of the two. And they're comparing ages and stuff. And then Jesse says, you know, he's 31.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
It's like, what'd you say? She said per. So that's gen, gen negative Z. Cause we're like more Gen Z than you are. So we're like a lower, lower letter than Z right now. That's gen negative Z for hot. I guess it's like, is that a good age?
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
so then they're showing the the girls like everything that there's sometimes a mechanical bull in the backyard and a dance floor and everything and lexi is saying like um she's really good at mechanical bulls and she goes i mean i mean knock on wood which i feel like i can knock on myself because my last name is wood so if anyone needs to knock on wood i'm here
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
She's like, she's like, oh, I've never heard that one before. He goes, really? And she tells us, yeah, I've heard that joke a thousand times, but like it was the first time I heard it from him. So technically I didn't lie.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
fully ignore her, just this random girl that's in the house in every scene.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I would never have thought her middle name was Diane, by the way. She does not seem like a Diane to me. It doesn't seem like Diane is part of her personality, right?
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
well well to be fair this girl had kind of a soap opera name that she has changed to lexi because it was you know her name was probably alexis diane wood which sounds like okay you're taking over an oil company on a soap opera congratulations you're a very powerful woman who wears big hats but now she's unfortunately not lived up to the promise of her name she's just changed into lexi lexi wood which is like just a different vibe you know
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Lexi would. I see what you're saying there. Yeah. Well, unfortunately, she could never become a professional because then she becomes Lexapro.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Dude, it's like 10. Like there's Amanda and Kyle who are like, they're basically old people at this point. Oh, look, they're driving up. Here they come. So now here come Con Amanda. And I'm just like, I have to say, after seeing Lexi and Bailey, a big thing for me in this premiere was wondering how like Paige, Amanda, Sierra, and Lindsay were going to react to the new like performance.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
like little fawns that have arrived. Cause I was like, I can't imagine that. I just cannot imagine they'll be able to ever be able to hide their disdain. So the first test is savvy.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Yes, they were. They were all very, very kind to them. But I'm like, let's come on. It's not gonna last. Okay. So Amanda's the first test. So she and Kyle arrive and Amanda, Amanda's really claiming them as her friends, because I guess she spoke to them on the phone and met them at an event.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Yeah, so we, as they're pulling up, then we cut back to Jesse and West and Bailey and Lexi and Jesse is talking about like, hey, so we added two chicks, so that's 11 of us. And Lexi's like, we like to be called ladies. And he's like, oh, what about women? Did you know, by the way, you know that men are supposed to go downstairs before women. Isn't that like super purr, right?
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Is that a good use of purr?
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
So, Amanda's now talking about how she met Lexi, and she's like, yeah, you know, I met Lexi at like an event, and she's like super sweet and bubbly, and she's like a little puppy, and I just want to cuddle her, and Bailey and I have mutual friends that we met through something, I don't know, I think it was someone I shared an Uber with once, and somehow, I don't know, we're somehow connected, and
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
She's just like a quirky, spunky girl that we're not going to pay much attention to. I don't even think we're going to put her in the trailer, right? We're not going to put her in the trailer. Anyway, I get her awkwardness. I appreciate it.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I have to pee so bad. So then they walk in and say hi and everything and they hug. And West is, of course, this is a big face-to-face moment with West. And they're kind of like lining up for hugs with Paige and Sierra. So Amanda's like, are you going to go last? Is that what you just said? Like, are you nervous? What are you going to do? He's like, yeah, man, I'm nervous.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
And like West is like turning red and like getting extremely uncool in this moment.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Oh my God. Wow. Thank you for adding that insight and texture to the scene.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Does he have a drink called Sad Summer now? No, but he has Limoncello.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I just feel like if you're going to reference a musical soundtrack to this moment, I feel like you would go for Cruel Summer, either by Bananarama or Taylor Swift. But why are we going to Sad Summer? It's Cruel Summer. Cruel Summer is what you call for.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Sierra's like, yeah, he should go last. Did you hug? Did you guys hug? Was it awkward? God, I wish I had seen it. Ugh, I would have laughed so hard. And Sierra's like, well, he tried, and I put his arm around me, and I was like, literally, I was like, no. I literally took his hand. I was like, get your fucking hand off my fucking, like, space.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I'm putting your fucking hand on your fucking chest, and don't fucking touch me, you know? It's just the way I talk.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
i am canadian this is like a little mean for a canadian so sierra's like when i got back from scotland i was bombarded with text messages and phone calls about west new york times article and about me basically because don't forget that last year new york the new york times had for some reason like a hard-on for these guys on bravo so there was like a sandoval profile and a west profile and uh didn't neither of them really aged very well
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
So Sierra's like, yeah, I have no tolerance. And basically in the article, he was talking about how the relationship ran its course and they're not each other's people. And she's like, yeah, but why didn't you ever tell any of that to me?
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
We've been watching The Traitors. That ship has sailed.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
And Bailey's like, hi, I'm Bailey, guys. I'm here too. And her horoscope, by the way, Lexi's horoscope said that she's going to kiss someone. So...
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I know. I want that. I've never heard of that horoscope. First of all, I've also never heard of a horoscope that was so specific. Horoscopes are never specific like that. They're kind of like, there will be some love and attention in your life today. So like, okay, great. So, um, uh, so when's Lindsay coming? She loves to make out with a chick. And Bailey's like, I do too.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I'm like down to fiddle. Does that give me a space at the table here? I'm just like trying to fit in guys. Can I have screen time? Um, so Lindsay and Gabby show up and, um, Lindsay's like, does this game goes in or out?
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
And they enter in and it's all very exciting and everyone's like happy to see them and hugging and they bring in groceries. And Lindsay's like, yeah, we were just like over here wishing upon a star that some strong man would like a mailbox. And, you know, like lots of readings, et cetera, and hugs.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Those are fighting words. He's like, yeah, I'm not fighting you. I'm just trying to communicate. But like you shut it down by saying I'm fighting you. It's like bullshit. It's absolute bullshit.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
So they're all going to do like little shots and cheers and whatever. And so they, they toast and everything. And of course, and we find out Carl's coming tomorrow and everything.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
So they're going to go choose rooms. By the way, when they toasted, Lindsay appeared to take a sip of rosé, but I wonder if she didn't actually swallow or if she just like let it look like it was going into her mouth, but it didn't really go into her mouth because they definitely lingered.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
The shot lingered on her drinking the rosé, but it felt like it was... I don't think that she drank the rosé, but I feel like there was some sort of like...
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Well, um, so now they're going to pick rooms and Lindsay just doesn't want to be in her old room. And so they're all going to do this whole thing and they're, they're splitting up rooms, et cetera. They're go racing around and there's talk about like Kyle, uh, going, he's going to complain about the light in the master bedroom, et cetera. And the girl, the Lexi, Lexi is fine to go wherever.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
And Jesse's like, well, you guys could just like come bunk up with us. Oh my God. That's really nice of you. Thank you. It's like, yeah, we're like good guys. Yeah. And you know, we all, you always know that like the good, the best guys are the guys who call themselves good guys. Yeah.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I bought a new eye mask. It's from the Diplo collection. It's called Sad Sleep. So now, then Amanda's, of course, like cracking up because she's like, oh my God, Kyle's gonna throw a bitch fit in here.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
so meanwhile Jesse's like by the way Sierra I really like your little skirt I won't look at it while we're walking up the stairs though but I do like it and Sierra's like Jesse just bring the luggage up he's like is this our summer is it finally our time so like I'm ready I'm ready for Jesse's fuckboy edit like it's clearly already starting it's gonna be a terrible season for him and it's gonna be great for us
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I mean, I don't pay attention to his Instagram, so I haven't seen.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
um yeah so we open up with andy at the reunion asking a very serious question which is do you think this same group of people can send it under one roof or has that ship sailed
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Yeah. He's fully just like peeing right there. So Sarah's like, well, we do have to fill out the bed though. So like, let's see what it's like with the door closed. And then they hop on the bed, but Jesse hops on the bed too. I'm like, Jesse, Jesse Solomon. Okay, Jesse, what do you think of the new girls? And Jesse's like, well, Lexi's definitely cute.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
And like, definitely a bit ditzy from what I can tell. You're the one who's stoned out of your mind right now. And Paige goes, I think she's just Canadian. She's not ditzy, just Canadian.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
And Jesse's like, yeah, well, she's being really flirty with me. She said purr. And Sarah goes, honestly, take my advice. Don't shit where you eat. And also, please don't shit in our bathroom.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
So by the way, what was your car ride up like? Was Wes nervous? Please say he was nervous. God, we just want him to be so nervous. And Jesse's like, no, Wes was like, you know, he thought like everything was going to be normal. And then he said he tried to hug you and then you swatted his hand away. And Sierra's like, oh my God, what the fuck? He's like, what are you mad about?
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Oh, honey, I'm not mad about anything. I just think he's annoying and I think he's a fucking loser. But she's not mad. Yeah.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
So then we cut to, like, Wes is in his room just sort of like being brutal. And then Amanda's in her room telling Lexi that she's welcome to use her bathroom if she wants to poop. And then we go to Lindsay and she's talking with Gabby in her room. And she's like, Lindsay's saying how she's like really nervous.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
And they're talking about some sort of announcement that Lindsay's going to make, which, of course, we all know what it's going to be. But Lindsay is, you know, sort of planning it out. Like, let's maybe maybe there should be Gabby. Why don't you gather people around in the living room for like a, you know, cheers to the summer toast?
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I can make the announcement there because this can be the biggest announcement of her life, et cetera, et cetera. So she's.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
So now it's 7.03 p.m. In case you thought it was 7 o'clock, it's actually 7.03. Three minutes have passed since your expectation. And Amanda and Paige, they're in Amanda's room. Amanda tells a story about how she found poop on her dress at home. And I was like, that's not great. So then Jesse is like, hey, this room is like a vibe. It's so smart. And Wes is like, yeah, yeah, you know better.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
So they're all setting up the hibachi for the hibachi guy. Like they're moving tables around in the backyard. It's like a lot of getting things ready in this episode. You know, it's like first episode of the season, getting things situated.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
So it's like, that's the big cliffhanger. Last season was so light and refreshing. Will they still be able to have fun? And now, two months later, it's Paige loading her luggage into Sierra's car. So I think the answer is yes. We can keep it light and fun. Luggage loading.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I had this gut feeling that they're actually going to become friends, which is like so annoying. And Sierra's like, again? She's like, yeah. She's like with a new guy and she's like, you know, you've been my friend for 10 years, all that kind of stuff. So like where we left off, Paige, I think that's like nuts. Yeah, it's nuts. But it's also Lindsay and she's like, you know, 80 years old.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
So just like let her enjoy the last few years of her life.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
they're gonna really impress them with their masculinity by holding plastic chairs. So they, they do that. And of course, Lexi's like, um, she's like, I'm actually like sweating. So then they all go in the kitchen and everything. And just like, are you guys having fun? She's She's like, yeah, everybody's like really nice. I just wish Bailey were here this weekend. Bailey's like, um, hi, I'm here.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Wait, Jesse, are you still making that drink? Oh my God. He's like, yeah, I'm making a drink. He's like, oh my God. He's like, do you want vodka or tequila? And Lexi's like, I cry if I have vodka, but I think that maybe it was just a bad date. If I'm going to be honest, that made me cry. Vodka chemically makes her cry.
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wait, you're using a guy's suitcase, but you're single. Yeah. Well, hi, this is Bailey. Hi. I'm, I'm here too. I just want, I can, I can fill in some of the flavor of this story to really make it pop. So you understand it like, no, that's okay. Wait, we got enough of that. It's like, okay.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
So then Jesse is like, um, like, uh, well, I have a lot of extra suitcases if you don't want to commit to this guy. So cheers. Hey, look at me. It's going to be bad for you.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
and she's like, yeah, no. So everyone sits down, and Lindsay's like, okay, but be careful, Gabby. And they have a little bit where they talk about how this couch is difficult for Gabby, and we see a flashback of her falling over it. So now Gabby's like, I just want to say how excited I am to be here again with all of you guys.
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I've been doing Pilates, and I just want everyone to know that we have a totally unplanned speech from Lindsay right now.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
But then came World War II, and then it's like the clock is just like spinning and spinning. It's like 7.30, 7.35, 7.45.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
It's like, technically, I've asked if you need help, but I'm not actually getting out of the car to help. Paige is like, eh, eh, eh. So she finally gets it in and she's like, I'm an independent woman. And then we cut to Kyle and Amanda loading up their luggage. They have a lot of luggage in that car. I hate their car. I just want to say I just hate it.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
It's like, oh, my God. And we saw Piedmont. I mean, we saw everyone. We saw, like, just every, like, it was a, like, this is your life moment. And so she winds him up. This is going on for, like, 25 minutes. Damn.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Wait, it's Mickey Rooney. I always get these confused as Mickey Rooney. Make way. Oh wait, Mickey Rooney is from the wrestler, right?
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Okay, that's what I thought. Mickey Rooney is from, yeah, he was like the short, little, cute, little old man. Chubby guy. Yeah.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
So, this goes on for a very, very long time. She's really taking a victory lap here.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
but it's not just that she's saying she's pregnant she has taken her sonogram and she has blown it up onto foam core like a presentation she went she like went to a print shop for this announcement this is a lot i'm sorry this is a little bit over the top kyle's like wait a minute you're pregnant with the kia shut up kyle that's just the branding The baby's got like a little hashtag key on it.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Her ultrasound, I should have said. You know what? And I love, everyone is like, oh my God. And everyone's like congratulating her. But Jesse looks horrified. Jesse doesn't. This is somehow very confronting for Jesse. And he just sort of goes into some sort of existential funk. He just starts staring into like a void and his face falls. And I'm like, I don't know what note this is hitting for him.
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But something is, this really hit him hard.
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But they filled it all the way up and there's no traffic for whatever reason. There is no traffic heading to the Hamptons. So they are going to hit the road.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
That's by the way, crystal was wasted. I know. So, um, Wes is like, Oh my God. Cause right before she sat down, I go, are you drinking?
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Which really has so many meanings on this show. So, uh, Lindsay, the baby's already had her first.
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Before Carl's here, can we see the bump? If you know what I'm saying? So she shows it off and everyone's like, ah! And then Jesse's like, we're having a baby.
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And yeah, so it's all exciting and everyone's happy. And Jesse looks at the ultrasound.
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No, I don't notice it because I don't understand like, like ultrasounds. I look at them. And to me, it's like looking at like the sky part of a, of a van go, you know, like to me, it's all abstract. It's swirls and shapes. I never see anything in it. And people look at it. I'm like, Oh my God, look. look how cute it is.
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I think it's the same car as last time. I think it's, is it a, is it a, it's some sort of BMW, but it has like weird paneling. Like it's like multicolored and I don't like that. It's multicolored. Oh, it's one of the, you know, which ones I think the electric ones.
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Maybe once I have a child, which will never happen, but maybe if that happens, I will feel the feels of an ultrasound. But to me, an ultrasound is like looking at outer space and trying to find constellations. And when people are like, oh my God, look at his, you can see his head. I'm like, I just see blackness and then a swirl of white. It's like I put creamer into my coffee.
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That's what an ultrasound looks to me. I don't get anything out of them.
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Yeah, you can't open that oven, which is awesome.
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Your life is over. Now you have a child.
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You want the final product. You don't want the waiter to come to your table and say, here's a photo of our popover in progress. You just want the popovers to arrive.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Hugh Hefner and Clark Gable. She really, she's, she's dated them all. So forever, you guys, George, you didn't even have a phone when we met.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
So Lindsay says that her boyfriend, her new man, his name is Turner.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I can't believe how blindsided Craig was. So now they all sit down to dinner for their hibachi. And Sierra's like, so she just dropped her pregnancy announcement. So Lindsay has... Lindsay literally announced it and then pressed send on her Instagram. She told all her sponsors like, okay, here's the order of the activation.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I mean, I respect, you know, Lindsay, who is keeping the Kia tradition alive. I'm pretty sure she returned in a Kia this this year, like another Kia Sorento.
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I think we all know that if this is a boy, it's going to be named Marshall, right? Actually, she just had her baby. Marshall and TJ and Max. Yeah, she just had her baby like last week, right? Or two weeks ago? Very recently, huh?
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I think it's a little longer than that, actually. Maybe, because she was just on Watch What Happens Live. So she probably, let's see, let's say the name of Lindsay Hubbard.
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Actually, she gave birth to her daughter on December 8th. I'm like, it was just last week, right? It was like literally last week. She had a baby last week, guys. December 8th. The baby's name is Gemma Britt Coof. And you know what I love about this? I love that Lindsay is like, so I'm going to have a baby and I'm going to raise it British. So her name is Gemma.
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Like, well, are we sure that just because her name is Gemma, does that mean that she's actually going to be a Brit?
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She's forcing a British agenda on her baby. But congratulations. That's amazing.
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Yeah, I appreciate. I mean, she's probably getting sponsored by them. But like, way to go, Lindsay. And, you know, Kia, if you ever want to sponsor the Watch for Crappin's podcast, we will be happy to show up in places in a Kia. I already do it naturally.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
also Vegemite am I right I'm British so um she's like start getting those British deals now so Jesse Lindsay comes to the table and everything and they're like talking about oh my god they're having hibachi in the backyard so Jesse's like hey by the way Lexi um how long have you been in the city for she's like um like I don't know for like eight years she's like oh really like when have you been off um
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Well, I've been like a model since I was like 10 and I moved to Paris when I was like 16. So we see photos of her as a model, but they show the picture of her as like a child model. So she's just like this kid on the lawn.
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All right. That's pretty cool. So did you finish high school? She's like, Yeah, I did homeschool in high school. So I think I did. So I did like school online. He goes, oh, yeah. You like New York?
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OK, well, I feel like they're like on a date right now. I feel like, you know, there is a Diplo song that's called Sad Summer Day. You should listen to it, bro.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
It's totally acceptable. It's acceptable flirting, but it does feel like he's flirting with a 16-year-old. It's really disarming. Not disarming.
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Unsettling, not disarming. Disarming is actually charming. It's unsettling. It's an unsettling flirtation.
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I'll take another Kia if I can.
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Um, we met like three and a half years ago and it was basically they met like in 2020 and then they went on like three or four dates and he called it off, but then he texted in December and then she was like, no, but then she kind of decided to like go on a date with him anyway. And then now, now they're pregnant together. And by they, I mean she.
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I was like, poor Danielle. That is sad. So Ciara's like, you know, I'm doing the math over here. Break up in September. Wedding didn't happen in November. December, he reached out. July, you know, now she's four and a half months pregnant. You know what? I'm not even over my parents' divorce. And that happened 20 fucking years ago. How did she do it so quickly?
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And then everyone's basically like... So she must have gotten with this guy in January and was pregnant by like February or something like that.
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And they say the more relationships you're in, the clearer you see what you want in someone. Because I had a friend who dated someone for like three or four years, and then it fell apart. And then he dated a new person and got engaged within a year. And I was like, well, how do you know? Like, aren't you scared? Because like a year into your previous relationship, everything seemed great.
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And then like by year three, it fell apart. So aren't you nervous to get engaged after just one year? And he was like, yeah, but like you learn so much about what you want. You just sort of know. So I think at this point, after having dated Clark Gable and George Washington, George Washington Carver.
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I think she knows exactly what she wants. It is refined.
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I'll just say it. Maybach, I know you guys listen. So if you want to just send a free one over, we'll take it. We'll take a free Maybach. It's okay. What's that? It's just a casual luxury car that costs hundreds of thousands of dollars.
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again, a very specific horoscope. So Jesse's like, well, that was like a single horoscope.
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You can have a diet Coke later. You'll have two ice cubes. At a certain point, the horoscope is just telling you what to do with the day. And then it's like, see, I was right. So he's like, so would you describe yourself as ditzy? And she's like, ugh. She's like, uh, excuse you. Like her face totally drops. It's like, would you? It's like, that was just a question. She's like, no.
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And he's like, well, I mean, did you, did you take the ACT? She's like, no.
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He's like, no, I just like, I'm just asking a question. And it turns out this is part of his game, which is that he is essentially, this is a fancy way of him saying he likes to nag people because he's like, one thing with me is if I'm interested, I'll find out where your line is and I'll teeter on it and I'll cross a little bit and then I'll cheat majorly. And I like to feel people out.
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You're nagging. You're trying to make her feel bad about herself. So that way she somehow is like more attracted to you.
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I think she's the one. I think she's the one. My horoscope said I was going to put a guy on his place today. So Amanda is, she's like, Jesse doesn't even realize that we're here.
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And Wes is like, yeah, he's like, I'm moving out. So now everyone finishes dinner and- Some of them are going to be going out and some of them are going to be staying home.
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And Amanda, Amanda, Paige and Sierra are hanging out. Amanda's like, so what do you guys think about Lexi and Bailey? And Paige is like, so cute. And Sierra's like, yeah, which is their code for saying like, fucking hate them. Why are they on a show? Slut.
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So then Kyle's like, I just want to give my wife what she needs to be happy because I'm 41 soon to be 42, which is also the name of a Diplo song.
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Yeah. So the guys, they, they leave and they go out and everything. And then Lexi and Bailey start to clean, which is good because they're new. So they're like, we're going to, we're going to make a good impression. So we're gonna start to clean things. And, uh, that's like talking about the boys and stuff and Jesse and Lexi's like, we like, like giggle a lot.
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Coming up next, some of the facets of Lexi's multifaceted personality. Can't wait.
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So Paige is like, wow, Lindsay being pregnant, like now we're like in a different like thing. And Sierra's like, yeah, we've just entered into adulthood. Oh, gross. Paige is like, I think in my younger years I had like very rose colored glasses on and, you know, I was like, oh, then you get a job and then you get married, then you have a baby.
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And then we cut to like her first season where she was like, I want to get a job and then get married and have a baby.
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You know, I used to wear sky tops. We've all we all make mistakes.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
She was possessed. I think like Loki, we need to like talk about the fact that she needs an actual exorcism. She wasn't just like bouncing. She was like. there was some demonic possession in her that was causing her body to flop around that bed like a fish out of water. I was like, what is happening to Bailey over here? Is anyone paying attention to her?
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Sierra's like, it was a whirlwind. And we see a picture of her. We see a cut to a shot, a scene of her in the coffin being like, fuck whoever fucking, fucking, fuck, put me in this fucking coffin.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Like she was gonna spend the entire season vomiting and her head spinning around in circles and coming down staircases on her hands and feet. And people are just still gonna ignore her. It's like, where's Bailey? I think she just like threw up in the corner.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Yeah. No, but he has to wake her up. He has to make a scene about coming to bed so that way she can look at the clock and he gets credit for coming home at two instead of four. So, you know, he, you know, it's like clocking out or clocking in, you know, like if you don't do it, you're not going to get your hours. So everyone's coming back drunk. except for Gabby, by the way.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Yeah. Servant wakes up and Jesse's like, I wish Lexi were here. Wes is like, you're sick. He's like, you're great though. I followed Lexi at like four in the morning on Instagram. He's like, really? What if her bio just said Jesse's girlfriend? He's like, yeah. Hey, should we go wake up Lexi and Bailey? Wouldn't that be so fun? He's like, who's Bailey? I don't know.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I just, the name came into my head, but maybe they're awake.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Be gentle with girl. So Lindsay's excited to get like, she's like, I need one last moment in a two piece. So she's getting into a bikini and stuff and you know, her bump is showing and Gabby's like, oh my God, like, you know, you know, enjoying it, et cetera. So the group is outside.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Baby, for fuck's sake. I'm sorry. Hub cub is way too close to hub cap.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Sarah's like, I can't wait to see Lindsay in a little pregnancy swimsuit. Oh my God. I know. Oh my God. It'll be hilarious. So then, uh, Wes is lounging around with Kyle and Jesse and Wes is like, guys, I think that if we all left the club separately within five minutes of each other last night, I think that was like pretty cool.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
And Jesse's like, I think that's like a good way for like you to like go out with the boys all summer and not get in trouble with your wife. What, like going out, getting normal drunk and coming back at a normal closing time?
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Kyle's like, yo, are you going to drop the album before the end of the weekend? He's like, well, you know, the crazy thing is that she seems like an amazing person, man. She apparently has facets that I'm so excited to see. It's like choose your own adventure. I love her.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
No, you don't understand. It's so hard. Do you know how many text messages I've gotten in the last 24 hours? It's pretty funny actually reading what people say. She's been pregnant for the last six months and hiding it from the world because she knows how crazy it would look if everybody knew she was pregnant. I don't think it looks crazy. I think we're past the...
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
we're past that moment in time i would hope that that we would be uh like thinking it looks crazy that someone got pregnant on their own terms you know while they were single and doing what they wanted to do like that's okay she didn't get pregnant while she was dating you she moved on she was like i'm i'm not gonna let this fucker derail me from my dreams of being a mother and so she went she found a guy she got pregnant like i think we actually are cheering her on
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Well, I saw you were with Jesse. How was that? And she's like, it was fine. I was like, well, did he say anything about West? And basically, Sierra's like, no. And she's like, I'd be shocked if West's head is not as inflated as it seems via social media and every other outlet because he's been doing all these podcasts and there's New York Times articles and everything. And she says...
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I do not feel bad for you. And well, he's also making it sound so malicious. Like she's been like pregnant for six months and hiding it from the world. Not hiding it from the world. She was setting up a sponsorship. Okay.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
She's saving it for the show. So he's like, so I pull up Instagram and I learned that Lindsay has announced her pregnancy. And I had my suspicions. A part of me is really happy for her because that's what she always wanted. Like me with brick and mortar.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
But as someone who is just still taking time to heal and process and get rid of some of the resentment I have towards her, I don't know what to say to her. Oh, poor Carl. He's just trying to heal from the damage that he caused her.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Yeah, don't play the healing card. Don't play the I'm just trying to heal card while you sign yourself up for another season of reality TV, which is probably the worst thing anyone could do for their mental health.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Done. So Jesse introduces Carl to, he's like, I want to introduce you to the love of my life. So he's like, hey, Alexei, nice to meet you. And then, you know, he goes outside to the pool and, you know, he's saying hi to everyone. And Carl's just like. And they're like, Carl. Oh, I see. That was the end of the episode. Sorry. Ended it. Because you wrote that part. That was it.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
So the truth is, the episode ended and I went back and just re-ended it. It's over again.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
but I will say there's a high probability I put my dick on the table tonight and make it very clear, West is a fucking loser. I'm like, wow, tell me you were just on the traders without telling me you were just on the traders. Tonight, we're gonna sit at the table and I'm gonna tell everyone that he is a traitor.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I really enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. I thought it was fun. I think it's really, you know, the vibe is right on the show. So I'm excited to see what happens.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I'm glad to see them chilling the toast on that one. Yeah. Everyone, thank you so much for being here. We'll figure it out by the end of next week.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Well, we're watching Bravo, so that's just what happens.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Yeah. Yeah. Now he's in his middle hair part era. So it's just even, it's, I don't see a way back for him. It's too late. Once you've done that with your hair, it's over. It's over.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
yeah well also it's clear that the show is now pivoting towards making them the center like I think that Carl and like maybe Lindsay but definitely Carl like he he will be phased out like we are now focusing on the new generation of the show and that is going to be Wes and Jesse as our new pillars with Kyle and Amanda as like the, the house mom and dad.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
And, uh, so therefore we are, we start, they get, they are scheduled and they arrive at the house first and they get first, you know, choice of bedrooms and they go looking all around and, um, basically there's like a room that has two beds in it. And West is like, he's like, basically like, okay, here's the thing.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
We each get our own room here downstairs, but we, but we have to commute to the bathroom, but we can double up upstairs and have our own bathroom. So what do you think? And Jesse's like, Yeah, I'd prefer to walk to the bathroom, I think.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I'm like, well, what do you choose, Ronnie? Private bathroom or private sleeping?
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Yeah, private sleeping all the way, right?
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page because there was that dreaded time when we discussed how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and we realized certain truths about each other that we maybe never recovered from. So I just wanted to make sure we're on the same page when it comes to private sleeping versus private bathroom.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Ben's strange peanut butter on one half, jelly on the other half and put together like a book. And I'd be like, I can't believe Ronnie is putting the jelly on top of the peanut butter. Yeah. Even jelly's for suckers.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Don't steal Paige's thing. That's, that's, that's not right. So Jesse's like, yeah, let's do it. I don't think I could have had any more fun with anybody but you. So like, yeah, get your bag. I'll see you in the room. Jesse is like more stoned this season than last season. Cause I, you know, he did lose his job and I don't know if he ever got a new job.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
And then part of me wonders, has he just been smoking up ever since, ever since he got fired? Cause he just seems totally, totally stoned.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
You for sure, Jade, in the bathroom, which I assume meant Jesus, right? Like prayed to Jesus. So then they go to the kitchen and they're just like all happy and everything. And the producer, so then Sierra, he's just, I'm sorry, West is, you know. he's anticipating Sierra's return. And the producer is like, when was the last time you saw her?
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
And he says, well, the day after the reunion, we met up at a bar. And I just remember her being like, you didn't say anything at the reunion. And we see flashbacks of Sierra and Paige just kind of tearing Wes apart, justifiably so. In his stupid blazer and him just sitting there like shell shocked.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
You can tell them, say, I mean, I guess, well, the thing is this.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
she just couldn't take it that you the stud of all studs broke up with her give me a fucking break but it wasn't just even about a breakup it wasn't just about a breakup if i remember correctly it was that he was saying things like well the show is going to come out and there's gonna be he basically wanted to go and have sex with all his new fans and that's what it came down to on top of everything else and it was just a real shitty move on his part and he just ruined
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
like a shockingly high amount of goodwill from the audience like so hot minus minus ronnie who never liked him but everyone else was like this guy is great we really love this guy i mean like really one of the best debuts that we've ever seen on bravo and he just flushed it all down the toilet and now we can't even like you watch this cutesy stuff and now i know what it was like for you all last season because you watch this cutesy stuff and you just know it's all like a sham
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Well, I talked to Lexi and she sounded super nice and like super bubbly and she's learning the alphabet.
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This is okay. This is like, okay, well, okay. So we're going to have like my cousins and everything. And like, oh, and then also, well, you know, then it's like your dad's law partner and your dad's law partner's dentist. And it's like, well, we have to invite the Rosenbergs. Who are the Rosenbergs? I don't know, but we feel like we should invite them.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Like it's a lot of people get bar mitzvah invitations. In my school growing up, it was like, you had to invite the whole class. In fact, actually I didn't invite the whole class, but there were a lot of them where it was like, You like everyone, because I was, I went to a small school for middle school. So it's like 50 people in the class.
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So you're just blanket invite 50 kids right there, even if you don't like them. So Angie, welcome to bar and bat mitzvah land.
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I was like, it's not your bar mitzvah, right?
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you know honestly i would be crying too if i got kicked out before i got to see meredith marx hoisted up in a chair in the middle of the horror so yeah i would be sobbing i'd be like wait that's the main attraction whoa whoa okay now this this okay you okay put the chair down okay you want to talk about the chairs we can talk about the chairs like seems like i was just imagining those kids especially brooke and chloe being hoisted in the chairs and just how blase they'd be like wow
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I actually am really excited to hear George Orwell's 1984 again because last time I read that was back in, I don't know, middle school or something like that. And the world has changed so much with technology and everything like that. I feel like now is the perfect time to revisit and listen to it on Audible.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
I was like so mad. I was like, it was embarrassing how mad I was. So then Meredith's like, well, you know what? They spew lies. They gaslit me over and over again about the comments about you, about the comments about my hearing aids, about the comments about my white bean salad. And she's coming to celebrate me and she makes fun of my impairment.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
See, Sean gets it. So... Chloe's like, it's an enhancement. Yeah. It's just like, chic. Chic. Like, your phone, I mean, hearing aids are like, so in right now. Ooh.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
They unlocked a new achievement. for Mary. She does great prop work with windows. So she just lets herself in because she knows she can because she sees the camera on the other side of the window. So she goes in and then she just sits in this And we've always commented on Angie's house being really, really white and sterile. But I felt like I really appreciated it even more. I really felt it.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Just seeing Mary sitting in there and no one else was there. It was just this big white room. It looked like a padded cell or something like that. But the only pops of color come from these really cheesy photo to canvases all over the place. Then there's one of Angie with a tiger... It's just such a bizarre space.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Yeah. And like blue, blue, little blue elements like this Ikea cup I'm holding. It's like this color randomly.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
and just like oh so you uh you know what you're going to have to help me do is a comic bit where we open up champagne and so they don't know how to open up champagne and we see a flashback of them like two weeks ago not being able to do it but now they're gonna do it again and it was so funny they're trying to open it and there's two of them trying to get it off and to go let's just have some water
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
It was like watching the entire Marx family slice a lemon together. Yeah.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
I'm like, I'm sort of shocked that they were so inept with champagne, especially Angie. I feel like Angie should know her way around a champagne glass, but she really didn't.
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Yes. Thank you. Also, honestly, if you're working in a salon, you should be pouring glasses of champagne to the bougie ladies, right? Isn't that like what we've learned from these shows? That when you go get your hair done, you get a glass of champagne with it?
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Thank you for pointing that out. If you cared about me, you would know that I can't have champagne with carotene in my hand.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Yeah, and it was actually more, it was actually, she was talking about Robert Jr. She tells Angie that he's on drugs and everything. I didn't realize that heroin was in the mix last time, but now we know that there's heroin. And it's just so devastating.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Angie's very dialed in. I really appreciated the way Angie was there for Mary, actually. Also, Angie did the move that I enjoy, which is when she puts her hand slowly on her heart. I like when she does that. She does like a slow hand thing right here. She did that last year, too, during a scene. And I don't know why I enjoy that. But it was such an emotional scene.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
And Mary... What was also emotional was Mary's interviews that were cut through it. And she's like really sobbing on camera. And she's just like... She's beating herself up. She's like, what did I do wrong? How did I not see this? How did I not secure him enough so he knows his self-worth? She's talking about how he says how he felt like he's a stain.
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And she's like, I prayed to God for four months that I could, you know, I worked for four months trying to have you. Like I prayed for you to come here and for you to feel like you're a stain when you're like the answer to my dreams. It's just like, it was just gut-wrenching all over again.
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Exactly. I hope it does not become fodder, because it's too real. It's not some bullshit about Starbucks cups. But it was just, honestly, it was a beautiful scene. And I was like... I was also like, I know this episode's going to go crazy. Because Ronnie texted me and said, this episode's so funny. So I was like, I love that they're like, okay, we're going to have a really funny episode.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
But first, we're going to make you cry. And now we're going to make you laugh. Okay. Yeah, they do it really well. The show does it so well. It can pivot like that.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Wow. Wow. So then three days later at the airport, Heather's like, I'm really excited for this trip. I think I'm pretty good with everybody and I have no bones to pick. And with airport security everywhere, everyone seems to be on their best behavior. And they do a little thing about who hates who and everything. And she's like, you know, Angie and Brittany can't stand each other.
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Meredith and Angie aren't even speaking. And Whitney and Lisa basically hate each other. Thanks, TSA. We're off to a great trip.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Yeah, I think Bronwyn's mistake was saying it to Lisa, because if she just showed up with these passport things, passport holders, I don't think it like, it's just like cute little tchotchkes. It's not like a thing. It's not stepping on anyone's toes. But if she then, if she ahead of time says to Lisa, should I bring something? And Lisa says, no, don't bring something.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
But then you bring something anyway. Now it's suddenly poor form. But the truth is this, at the end of the day, these are like tchotchkes, like maybe like each one is $12 or something like that. Honestly, they really should be like $3. But they're tchotchkes, and if this is going to step on Lisa Barlow's gift, it makes me wonder what Lisa's Barlow gift is going to be.
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If ever I need a good piece of fish, a good piece of meat, I am going to Whole Foods. It is without question the best place for me to find those sort of things.
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You know, it's one of the best days of the week because we get to talk about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and- The best. The best. I was at- Really, the best was the best.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
So Bronwyn. So anyway, she's like all she, I mean, this is pretty serious. She got really taken down by this dog. And Brittany's like, well, do you know that Chanel heals all wounds? So you're good. I have an announcement to make. Chanel has healed my heart from Jared. Cause we're back together. Anyone. Hey, did you guys go through security without me?
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i know i just spilled my drink and brahman's like oh my god you're spilling it everywhere yeah i'm in heels like what was i thinking and like by the way the airplane bathroom it was so disgusting i couldn't even bother to ditch a ring in there for insurance it was so gross and heather's like that was me i didn't want to sit on it and there was some turbulence so i just peed everywhere well clean up your piss what is wrong with you clean it up
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clean it up i mean like i think i've told the story before i remember once seeing an interview with wrote with ruth buzzy and she said you don't know how many airplane bathrooms i've cleaned up because i don't want to come out of a bathroom and the person next person goes in and says wow i can't believe how messy ruth buzzy is so she just goes and cleans up every bathroom she's in in the airplanes other literally does not care
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Yes. I was at board game night last night, and you texted me, and you were like, how does this show do it every single week? I was like, I hadn't watched it yet. And I was like, oh, I'm so excited. So excited for Salt Lake City.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Yeah, the notes app is no match for a Lisa Barlow trip. Oh! So they go to this resort called Vidanta World, which I'm sure Lisa only picked because the first four letters are Vida.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Vida. So they meet the staff. There's like a butler. They go into the beautiful, of course, beautiful villas. Everything's gorgeous. But we also find out that the way they are going to be arranged is in two separate villas that are next to each other. And each villa has four bedrooms and they're identical. But of course, this now means the group has to be split in half.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
I know. It gives me a new appreciation. Peanuts. I'm sorry. I just love that's like, well, someone put a peanut under my shoe. I don't appreciate that. But mitzvahs are not for hate and peanuts can kill someone. And that is hate.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Maybe it's a new trend. Maybe it's a new trend in Utah.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
So basically... I'm going to start it. So basically... will be the thumbnail christina um so basically here solidarity okay so um in one villa we have meredith heather lisa and brittany the other villa is bronwyn angie whitney and mary i have to say when when lisa was going through
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
the reasons why this person can be with this person or that person or that person i actually felt like the logic kind of panned out like i didn't think it was you know it becomes a big discussion about like lisa was trying to send a message she may have been doing that but i also think the logic was fairly sound because i think if brittany were in the other villa that just i don't know if that would have really worked so well so uh you know i just i just want to put that out there like a little bit but literally everything makes sense to me that's why i can't be on a jury because i believe everybody
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Wait, I feel like you don't believe everything. I feel like you're the skeptic and I'm the one who always falls for everything. Aren't I the one who's always like, you know what? She apologized and I really mean it. And you're like, hell no, Ben. She was just saying that to get screen time.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Well, listen, me too. I think someone should just hang us up at a seaside shack and call us flip-flops because that's what we are.
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I think everyone knows the defining feature of our podcast is our open hearts.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
So what I was actually surprised at was when Lisa's going on about the billet arrangements, I'm just thinking, okay, this is just exposition. This is fun to see, but it's just exposition. And I was shocked that right away, we went right into drama because Bronwyn's like, I want, because she's already starting to do her puckered lips and doing, she's like already nodding by the door jamb.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
She's like, it's like Bronwyn's no one talking to you right now. Stop nodding. She really is. Like the rage just gets her head nodding, you know?
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
and it wound up under my shoe. So Bronwyn is like, she's like, I want to laugh, but really I'm just so fucking furious. And you know, she's really mad because she starts to tilt over in her interview. That's the other, that's her other sign. Is that when she's in her like crazy outfit, she starts going off to the side. She does do that.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
she gets off she literally gets off kilter and so she's like i want to laugh but uh really i'm just so fucking furious about this rooming situation lisa is my closest friend in this group so i'm like are you on uh atv right now lady why are you bouncing and tilting so much it's the head for me and once i noticed the head just constantly nodding and shaking i'm like stop it stop it
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Oh, it's so good. So then Bronwyn's in her room and she's like, well, I'm going to need a bigger closet than this Lisa Barlow. I'm going to need a bigger closet. And Angie is like, but I love your room. What? So by the way, what do you think about the little teams in the villas? And Wendy's like, that was an interesting separation, right? How did Bronwyn get kicked off of the cool girls club?
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Just want to remind you all there's a 75% chance I'm carrying rabies at the moment. Okay, great.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Oh, is that why you got kicked out of the mean girls club? Ha ha. And Bronwyn's like, I don't know what I've done to Lisa. She knows I was physically attacked by a dog and I physically feel awful. And of all people, Lisa knows what I'm going through with Gwen and how heavy it weighs on me and that I lost my Starbucks card. So yeah, I think I would deserve to be in the villa with her.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
I'm like, that has nothing to do with being next door or in the same villa.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Well, the weirdest part was that the mother was Linda. And I was like, really? God, so he's related to Monica? So... And then she pushed me down the stairs.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
And then she started talking to the plant and said, you're my real daughter. And I said, but I'm a son. And my son. You're my son and my daughter. So...
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
think what's kind of weird is like i feel like low-key john's adoption story has keeps popping up all season and he's like because i think they keep don't they keep mentioning it she's like yeah i've been looking up john's birth parents on ancestry and he's like i don't want to know i don't want to know and then he finds out yeah she forced him they said it on the after show that he asked her not to and she did it anyway i mean that's like you just yeah you can't do that
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Oh man, you should hang out with Kenya more. So Bronwyn is like, I've known Lisa almost 10 years. And I would say since she introduced me to you guys, I think our friendship has been a bit hit or miss and I don't know what's going on, but I don't feel super close to Lisa. And I feel every time I try to tell her, I don't feel super close to her.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
She reminds me that we are close and everything is fine. And then I see everybody in a group setting and it's not, it's just, it's, it's not the case. And then next thing I know, I'm hanging out with you three idiots. I mean, sorry, I love you guys, but you guys are idiots. You guys know, you guys are in the cool club.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
She really just has stepped into this role so well. So Whitney is like, Bronwyn was so quick to throw Angie and I under the bus at camp day just to stay in good graces with Lisa and Heather. But look what it got you, because now you're stuck with us, with a tail between your legs. Wait, why does she have a tail? Someone get the doctor.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Thank you for correcting my pronunciation. It is till. So Bronwyn's like, I just feel really weird about this rooming. I mean, that's not what I would expect my good friend to do. It's put me over here while she and Brittany and Heather and Meredith fucking get best tattoos together. Like, I don't even know what's happening over there. Okay.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
She, I mean, with everything I'm going through and what about my impairment? Hey, you can't take that from me. Well, it's mine now.
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It's like, she didn't give out Chanel bracelets. She gave out tchotchkes from CVS.
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Yeah. Yeah, so she is not, where are we? I got lost. I know we're generally where we are.
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No, I felt like she was like, I'm going to do what I want and I don't care if it's Lisa's trip because I spent $35 on passport holders from Spencer's gifts and she was just going to hand them out no matter what I say.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Thank you. You know what? It's just not, you know, she says so many mean things to so many people in front of so many toddlers. I mean, whether it's slut shaming, whether it's shaming someone's business, whether it's shaming someone's ability to understand the difference between a spoon and a plane coming into the hangar. It's just, I've had enough.
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Justice for slutty and parent people. With companies and toddlers. Celebrating becoming a woman.
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If you're being foreclosed on, don't worry. We accept you.
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And one more thing, Rudy. You are enough. And if you can't get into your locker, that's okay.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
That is industrial size. It's not even Costco size. That's industrial size. It's a huge amount, but it's actually, it's so big. It doesn't really feel like a gift. It's like, it doesn't feel like it's also her own brand.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
So, yeah, it was a weird choice. And Meredith is like, well, looks like we have shampoo and conditioner from her own salon. Can you read the ingredients? And Chloe's like, yeah, there's sulfate in this one. Ew, really? Yeah. Yeah.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
The largest offense of all. A sulfate shampoo for your keratin-infused hair. She's so offended.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
It's so wonderful. So now they're all getting onto the golf carts to go to dinner. And Lisa's like, is there air conditioning? And And then they get to the bar. I couldn't tell if she was joking or not. I'll be honest. I couldn't tell. I don't think she was joking. Like, Lisa, we're outside.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
I wish they realized. You know what? If they were making an effort, they would have put some flaps on this golf cart because my keratin hair is not reacting well to the humidity. And we only have about five minutes before my scalp bursts out into flames.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
we're in there get that eardrum ready because we're banging on it um yeah so we're really excited it's gonna be a really exciting 2025 so excited for those crappies broadway we're gonna do it up this year it's gonna be big um so uh but you don't know who else is doing it up in salt lake city as we mentioned i was so happy earlier this week i was reading an article uh because it's december
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Oh my God. Girls, I just want everyone to know that I'm finally part of this world. I say, oh, okay, Britney. You don't have to go back to Disney Tokyo. She's like, okay, sorry. That was the latest video I saw of her was her singing as Ariel.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Well, also, I'm surprised that she has not made that the cornerstone of one of her big scenes. Like, guys, it's just so strange. I walk up to the group and no one says hello to me. I'm just used to just walking down the street and people saying, hello, hello, good morning. I mean, admittedly, it was in a musical on stage in Tokyo in 1999, but still, like, it's part of my personality now.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Listen, Brittany, you know, you have a beautiful singing voice. We love what you've done here in Disney Tokyo. But the thing is this, it really takes the audience out of the show when you turn to them and you make an announcement and say, hey, I have an announcement, everyone. I now have legs. We know, we see, we're watching the show. You don't have to announce it to the audience. Everyone!
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I have to say I'm back together with the beast. See, again, you just did it. You're ruining it.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
They're like, Okay. She's like, oh, well, she actually, she came over the other night. She hung out with her friend. We talked for hours and guys, she spent the night. It's huge. It's like, okay. And Meredith is like, well, that's amazing. And on top of that, you have an eyelash on your cheek. So you get to make a wish here. I'll make the wish for you. I wish for Brittany to disappear. Oh shoot.
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I shouldn't have said it out loud. Sorry.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
We're finally making progress. Finally making progress on this front, and no one says anything? Dude. Ouch. Which is true. But that's what happens when you make too many stupid announcements, that when you actually have a decent announcement to make, no one even cares anymore. The girl who cried erasure.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
And this is the time when all the newspapers and magazines start coming out with their top 10 lists. And so, you know, the New York Times does their list of best TV of 2024. And of course, it's all prestige TV, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Totally, you know, not including all the wonderful reality TV that's out there. And I, you know, you know me.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Also, the way you do it is you don't bring it on yourself. What you do is you pout at the table and look sad. And when someone says, Brittany, what's wrong? Well, it's just going through a lot right now. My daughters have erased me, but one of them's back. And then you go from there. But if you try to force it when someone else is trying to have a scene about something else, it's not going to work.
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Yeah. Hey, everyone. This is the end of part one of this recap for part two. Keep an eye on your podcast feed. It is coming up in just a moment. Thanks so much for listening. Catch you on the second half. Watch what crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison King. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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Dana C. Dana Duke. Erin McNicholas. She don't miss no trickless. Jamie. She has no less namey. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones.
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She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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Give him hell, Miss Noelle. Ring that bell for Rochelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
I firmly believe reality TV provides as compelling narratives and comedy as anything you might find on FX or HBO, yada, yada, motherfucking yada. Um, so every, but I always read these top 10 lists and I, I, it's like almost like I do it to get mad because I know, um,
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that like they sure as hell are not going to include reality and if they do they do kind of like predictable reality like drag race which no shame no shade to drag race but like you know drag race wins the emmy almost like every year so it's like a thing that like people who are not reality fans are like they feel okay dabbling in that so i'm always like the snobbery and then then vanity fair had one
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
It's like, you know, best reality of the year. I was like, ugh, now let's do what Vanity Fair says. The fuckers are gonna be loving the bear. They're gonna love the bear. And...
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They're going to say Succession somehow, although I like Succession. But like, they're going to, I was like, I'm just ready. And guess what? Vanity Fair ranked this season of Salt Lake City amongst the prestige TV of best TV of 2024. So I have to say, that was my long-winded way of saying, how good is this season? Even Vanity Fair is appreciating it.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Well done. By the way, they also included the traitors. So Vanity Fair, honestly, on trend. They had to stumble with the redemption. I mean, reality reckoning, I should say. But you know what? They're back on. Back on board.
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okay well we are in post bat mitzvah we are here at meredith's house she's in the kitchen with seth brooks and chloe and she's uh smelling different fragrances for her future bath bomb and um we have to stop i'm so sorry
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So congratulations. Congratulations, Meredith Marks on your bath bombs that look not unlike a poop emoji prototype.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
That is a dream. She is, I mean... God, I love Meredith. And it really makes me sad when Meredith and Angie fight, because I want them to be friends. And I'm hoping that this, what happens at the end of this episode sticks.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
All right, well, here's a woods fragrance. They want to try a woods fragrance. And Chloe's like, what do you do with all these scents? Well, they are going in the bath bombs and all the bath products. And maybe even they're going to scent a little bubble bath for my dog. And Seth is like, all right, well, I'm still totally stuck on your bat mitzvah. Can we talk about bath?
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We can talk about bath time bombs anytime you want. Like what the hell happened?
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Oh my God. There'll be no slut shaming at the bat mitzvah. You know, Angie's behavior has been despicable. She can sit and cry that she was thrown out of a religious event in which she shamed other women. But I don't know why Angie is so consumed with Britney's sex life. I think it's weird. And leave her alone. Angie continually hits below the belt. It's mean girl behavior.
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It's triggered the hell out of me. I'm not down for it.
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Yeah. I've really grown to enjoy Britney. In the beginning, I was like, oh, God, she's just trying so hard. She's trying to...
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really get that snowflake and it's just like all over her but it's actually become the defining feature of her personality i used to see that as a flaw and now i see that as a feature that she is so thirsty and desperate and that she never quite gets the attention that she feels like her moment deserves which is why she's always making announcements
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I'm here for you. I am pissed. You know, I felt like you and I went there with great intentions. Like I went and congratulated her and I went in with an open mind and open heart and open Acropolis. And I mean, she invited her to us, us to her bat mitzvah, which, you know, you don't just invite anyone to that. Right. I'm like, have you been to a bat mitzvah? Have you been to a bar mitzvah?
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Why are you yelling at me? Oh, my God, there's a recording device. What? Okay, everyone run.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
I'm not interested. I'm going to bed. I've had enough of the lies from everyone. Get your story straight. Treat me with kindness and respect. Meredith's like, what did you say, Heather? She's like, don't. Heather's like, don't look at me like I didn't say anything. Like, don't look at me.
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I didn't say anything except that, you know, you co-signed emotional affairs because you had emotional affairs because you have infidelity. That's all I said, Meredith.
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Because you can hear them right in the hallway.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
You shouldn't open up to anyone in this fucking group. I was honest. I talked about my marital struggles, what it's like to raise a toddler for 22 years, and what has been done. Lisa's like, weapon, weapon, the weapon. Yes, weaponize against me. Buzzword on Bravo this week. Don't bother. And the audio test, you think I care about that?
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We all know exactly what's going on there, and I'm sure she can hear me now, peasants at the door. And everyone's like, it's fucking enough.
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It was amazing. It was a great Meredith episode. It's funny because in the beginning of the season, Meredith's storyline was not so present. So people were like, Meredith is barely staying on the show. Is Meredith going to be fired next year? Meredith is not going to be fired. Meredith is an icon. She's amazing.
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She is one of the pillars of the show, and she will be on as long as this show is on, or she deserves to be.
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Some of our favorite Housewives episodes are when the cast goes on group vacations. I mean, hello, we just watched SLC go nuts in Mexico. Or what about Scary Island? Or what about Morocco? I mean, it goes on and on and on.
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Well, the holidays have come and gone. And let me tell you something. It feels nice to give my home a little TLC after all that chaos and hubbub of December.
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I have two new beautiful gray lounge chairs that I have put here into this office for podcasting needs. And they just look lovely. And I got them from Wayfair. They arrived very quickly and they were easy to put together. It was a dream.
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Honestly, it's just really convenient that Wayfair has everything our home needs. I mean, because I'm going to get a coffee table, I might get a lamp, and it's just all there on the website.
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I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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First of all, if people are not watching this show, it's really good. I think that maybe it was launched at perhaps the wrong time of the year. Maybe it made sense to sort of dovetail this with Salt Lake City while Salt Lake City is really heating up. I think December is a hard time, but we've been watching it. We've thoroughly enjoyed it.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
We did a full recap on the first three episodes on our bonus episodes on Patreon. So, where we left off before it had its sort of winter break, its Christmas break, was that there was this party, this Cinco de Mayo party that Malaysia was holding. And Malaysia's friend, who looks like Meghan McCain, was like, guess what? Hey, you know how all my sisters are strippers?
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
Which is really a great way to start any sort of interaction. I love it. You know how all my sisters are strippers? You know how four out of five of my sisters are strippers? You know how I come from stripper heritage? I come from a long line of stripping.
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She's like, so my sister, she says Matt has been coming into the club for years and is obsessed with her, but he basically told her he's going to have to stop seeing her because the show is starting up. And once the show airs, everyone's going to know who he is. So we can't be seen.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
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I'm just going to say that based on what happens later in the episode, what he says, I'm going to say there was some of that back room in the champagne activity. Yes, that's what it sounds like. That's what it sounds like. Whatever that may entail, I'm not sure, but I think there was probably some champagne room.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
So, Malaysia's wondering. And I think that a proper reality show is she sits with this information for about two or three episodes. She talks with everyone else about it. What do I say? What do I do? It builds up, it builds up to finally confrontation. But I don't know, maybe they just don't have enough of an episode order to waste that time.
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So, clearly, a producer was in her ear saying, you should probably talk to Matt about this. You should probably talk to Matt. You
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Yeah, leave with your wife. Go home. Take care of her. To be fair, she was also very unhappy with the churro temperatures. She was like, these churros are cold. They're supposed to be warm. So, she goes off to the car to lay down, because this piece of shit won't... I mean, could you even imagine? So, he's there.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
And so, Malaysia at first was not going to say anything to Matt because the wife is there. And she's like, I'm not going to cross that line. But when she's talking to Matt a little bit later, she discovers that the wife... Her name's Nicole, right? Is her name Nicole? She has Nicole energy. Yeah.
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She probably realized, why the fuck am I lying down in this car? I'm just going to drive home.
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She's like, I'll lie down in the car in our own driveway. So when Malaysia finds out that Nicole's not there anymore... Malaysia just kind of, she does this weird thing where they're talking about like, you know, you've been a dog. I've heard you've been a dog. He's like, what are you talking about? Come on, man. What are you talking about? She's like, you know what I know.
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He's like, what are you talking about? Listen, dude. you would know you're holding onto a scandal and you're on reality TV. And these things always come to the surface. And the fact that he's, he, he should have just said, I think I know. He should have just said, I think I know what you're talking about. And I think you've got it completely wrong, but we'll discuss that later.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
But instead he does the most guilty thing of all time, which is that when she finally like whispers in his ear, like, Like, I know. He's like, uh, well, no, she doesn't even whisper. She just says, she just says, like, don't make me say it.
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I wonder if he realizes that she is related because then she finally has to say, well, you know how like the green dress girl who looks like Meghan McCain, you know how she comes from a family of dancers? He's like, huh? Dancers. He's like, huh?
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By the way, this idiot, how does he not have an excuse ready to go just in case his secret comes out? How does he not... How is he just not prepared? That just shows that kind of bro... It's not just idiocy. It's like that privilege or that...
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So he leaves. And then what's the short guy's name again? Kenny. He's like, God, dude, where are you going? Where is like, no, it's like, I'm not gonna touch me unless your mic is off. Unless your mic is off. So he storms off. And then you have Jen Yo, who is in a Frida Kahlo like headdress. And is it a Frida Kahlo? Or is it just, I don't know.
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Yeah. She's like, no, I just, I really don't. Uh-uh. No. And so, now she's, like, mad at Malaysia. And then Tina comes over and she's like, yeah, that sucks. But now you see how, like, a rumor can actually really, like, can be really devastating. And, like, honestly, he did it to me. So, I honestly just don't feel bad.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
I mean, Matt is our highest earning realtor who has brought in $50 or less to this company. Okay. In the $50 and under tier, he is our highest earner. How could you do this to him?
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It explains it. It doesn't excuse it. But I think she was excusing it. And so then we go. But then also. But then Matt has his whole, he has his whole thing, which is, so after the fallout of this party, then Matt is like talking, the producers are asking him about like the relationship. And he says, he said it went on for like 10 years.
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I'm just gonna put a little bonnet on it for pioneer day. So Lisa's like, guys, we have an amazing dinner. So let's go back to Colorado. So they go back and Angie is, I mean, Bronwyn is in, uh, she's in glam and then Angie and Mary have this really nice little scene where, um, Angie helps Mary with her hair. And it's like very, it's like, it's, it's comforting and warm.
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And he goes, you know, there are some years, sometimes I'd see her like twice a month. And then I'd have a year without going. I'm like, but 10 years.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
And then he would say, I think what's also fucked up is not that he went to a strip club, but it's like, he actually was, he developed a relationship with a stripper on some level, you know what, even if it wasn't even physical, there was someone that he went to that was like giving him, it wasn't just like looking at naked bodies. It was like, he really connected with someone there.
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So he's like, you know, here's the thing, like growing up, I never had friends and I would go and I would go into the closet and I would, I would scream in the closet. He has this whole story about the reason why he went to the trip club is he didn't have friends growing up and he would cry.
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You're an adult now. And it's called therapy.
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I think that's, I think that's a fairly strong conspiracy theory. Um, because what happens is, so Matt tells this whole sob story, which like you said, the story itself is sad, but if I'm not going to let Brittany Bateman off the hook, I'm not gonna let this guy off the hook. Okay.
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Like, like we know we like, you can give me a sob story and you know, I always fall for a sob story, but, but like, I'm not going to fall for this one. It has nothing to do or like, you can't really tell me that you can't blame 10 years of going to strip club, knowing that it's like a violation of the relationship that he has developed with his wife on, on his childhood trauma in this way.
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I'm sorry. I just, I just don't think that's fair to her. So then, and by the way, when they asked him about this relationship and they're like, has there been kissing? He goes, nah, I'm not going to go there. Well, that would be the easiest. No. So that's clearly a yes. You were, it wasn't just, you're going to strip up. You, you made out with the stripper at least once, if not multiple times.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
And Angie tells us like, you know, that life is like, Mary is holding onto something right now. And, You know, she hasn't shared it with anyone else, and she really wants to support it for her, and it's really important. And I'm... Honestly, I'm so nervous, Ronnie, because the way the episode began, they said previously...
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So, Matt and Nicole sit on the bed to have a talk, and she's like, because this is an emotionally raw moment, I'm not going to put on any makeup except the darkest mascara I can find. So, they sit there, and Matt is like, I know we just worked hard to get back to a place of trust, and I've ruined it, and I'm really sorry, and blah, blah, blah. And he starts to do like the sob thing.
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And she's like, well, what I learned, aside from the fact that there are monsters in the world that would serve cold churros, is that I can stand on my own two feet now because I went to an MLM conference and a lady hugged me. And now I know.
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Because guess what? Not only can you can pack your bags and go, and I don't have to pack my bags because I've got GoGurt. That's right. I'm now selling GoGurt five for one, or you can have a monthly plan. I'm going to GoGurt MLM. I forgot to tell you that.
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And then she tells us, and you know, I actually have liked Nicole, but then she tells us, you know, I mean, stripping is not illegal. I wish it were. I don't think that women should be able to sell their bodies for money, but whatever it is, what it is like, excuse you. People can do whatever they want with their fucking bodies. So then, um, then she's like, I,
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So, then she's like, I just wish you would have spoken to me about it, about what you were going through. I wish you would have come to me. He's like, I didn't. And she goes, you didn't want to? He goes, it was the fear. It was the fear because of it. I didn't want to come to you. And she's like, listen.
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That's why I didn't tell you. He was like, I thought I could fix it by myself. She goes, that is like what Satan always does. He like puts terrible thoughts into your head and makes you think that you can take care of it yourself, but you can't. You have to tell your wife.
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You know, the only thing worse than teamwork? Strippers. Satan loves strippers.
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we see a clip of mary saying i'm only telling you and angie's saying i'm not i will not leave here and then next week we see the two of them crying and mary saying like you betrayed me and i'm like oh no angie don't this up you guys have such a sweet relationship i'm so nervous and sad for it already yeah i'm not looking good
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I don't even think she was saying she was going to leave. I think she was just saying like, I could like, this is your warning because guess what? I can, I could do it on my own, but like, we don't know.
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And the full C-sword is there. So, it's not just Jen. It's also like her CFO and some guy wearing an American flag tie. So, they hand out this like code of ethics. And she's like, Kenny. No, she goes, could someone please read code of ethics bullet point 51 BC? And everyone raises their hand. She goes, Kenny, you read it. So, he reads it. It's like, thou shalt read it.
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He's like, thou shalt not talk about strippers that Matt has seen. Whatever it was.
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Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Like I understand from a leadership point of view, you want to gather everyone together and say, look, we are a team and we have to have each other's backs because the moment we have discord, that's going to be bad for the business. But the problem is as what's her face mentions, I forgot her name. The Brazilian girl.
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She's like, yeah, except that like a year ago, what'd you say?
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Yeah. She was like, by the way, a year ago, I was basically slut-shamed for all sorts of stuff. And then Tina's like, yeah, and I was also the victim of...
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And I think that Tina has a great point when she says, I don't understand that. Like when it comes to Matt, she's like, Jen is in complete like protection mode. But when it comes to like any of us, it's like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
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he's like not selling houses he's not getting listings he's just failing upwards and it's just like sad because it's it's frustrating because you actually know there's like a lot of people like this across the country in all sorts of industries industries who fail upwards because they have the same sort of protections that um other people just don't have which is annoying about it there's but that's basically there's one right there on the couch bueller's one failed upwards onto the sofa look there's some other little stuff he is doing right now look
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there was some other little stuff on the episode like lisa barlow came in and she's like i want to buy in blizzard canyon or whatever because she's like beaver's there dicaprio's there barlow's need to be there and then um the other they were doing some like kenny kenny decided that he wanted to do a video where he's like guys we're gonna celebrate houses being cheaper and he throws a cake on the floor i was like excuse me prices are dropping so he drops a cake
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Don't splatter a cake on your listing.
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There was something with the Brazilian girl and her mom, and I forget what it was, but it made me laugh. So, if you guys laughed at something with that, that was probably what it was. And then there was also, I think the last thing that struck me was that Malaysia at one point, I think it was Malaysia or China, they went to a house listing, and there was a climbing wall in this house. Yeah.
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I just, I'm sorry. I think that's a terrible idea. Do not have climbing walls in your house. No crap.
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Like a house that has so much extra space that you can have a giant room the size of like a school gym that's tall enough to have a tall ass climbing. Oh my God. Now I know why the Utah market is exploding. Okay, we're moving to Utah.
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Yeah. That's what, that's what it should have been. And then she could have had like a little thing, like let's all come together. You know, it could have been like a, you know, Matt, you were making rumors, saying rumors about Tina, Malaysia. You were spreading rumors about Matt. Like there's a lot of rumors going back and forth and we all just need to move forward. Let's do a reset.
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Like not be like, guys, let's rally around Matt or whatever. And she denied that she was rallying around match, but she basically was. So she was, she was 100%.
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guys should all watch the show it's so good um and you know we are going to slc so if there are people listening from slc who are watching both of these shows we talked to today come see us when we return to salt lake city for a show in about you know um i don't know about a month or so so we can't wait and uh we'll catch you on the next episode of crappins bye everyone everybody
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Yeah, she is way, way too stupid, because Meredith is basically like, she's like, you know, because the other night, I did have a coughing attack, which I think is what I presume she may have thought was constituting me throwing up, you know, and so. So then they decide to go into her room because they're going to see if there's a recording device. So this becomes a detective thing.
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They go into Meredith's room and her makeup artist, Fernando, is there. She's like, hi, Fernando. Okay, Fernando, as a witness to the crime, where was Meredith when she was throwing up with her eating disorder? Okay, man. I understand it was a joke. I was a little too close. Too close to overcome, Fernando.
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Wait a second. I think I found the device. Where is it? Hold on. It's... behind your ear oh my god she stuck she took a hearing device she took a listening device and stole it from behind my head that's crazy um so now she's using my disability against me hold on wait a second oh my god meredith look i got your nose well that is awful i can't believe she cut off my nose
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But then my favorite is Meredith. She's like, okay, I was standing right here, and I had a coughing attack, and this is what it sounded like.
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Well, say nothing in this environment until you know it's clean. She's like, okay, good thinking. They're listening in.
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I just want to clear up what was thrown out today in the sprinter van, because obviously things went left and Brittany sort of became the topic, but we didn't finish the first argument.
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And just like, I do too. But I was like, I don't.
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This is about Lisa and I getting clear and getting on the same page. And I'm not going to get twisted into thinking that I've done something wrong here. But you did the classic thing, which is like when people break up, is that you went and you complained about someone and they're like, sure, I guess we're going to pile on.
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And then you go right back to that person and then you reconcile and the people who pile on look like dicks. Yep, yeah.
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And let me tell you something about this villa, or should I call it vile-uh? I did not throw up, okay? I was on the phone with my husband crying about slut-shaming, and there was no vomiting.
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I did have a bit of a coughing attack at one point where, when I was coughing, liquid came out of my mouth and into a toilet bowl, but that was the extent of it, which is maybe what you heard or not heard, but I find it to be very perplexing that I haven't heard one thing from Heather's room or your room or anyone else's room.
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Yes, I am. And I think it's a reasonable and rational question when I have heard zero anywhere else. And Mary's like, Whitney, Whitney, can you hear me? Yeah, what do you want? No, no, in the villa. What about the villa? Can you hear me when we're in the villa? When you talk to me, yes. No, through the walls. What walls? In the villa.
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That is absurd. Well, I guess that's enough fun for tonight, right? Yeah, let's go. So they all head back to the villas and Angie is like, this whole Bronwyn thing is blown out of proportion. Was there anything bad said that day when we had lunch at the table? And Heather's like, not bad, but we just said that they were the only two that took Todd's side and there's a million reasons why.
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Yeah, I asked the question, and I asked that if it might be a problem, just trying to be helpful, so what was said about me? Oh, well, you know, we said, because you know about tumultuous marriages, that, like, you might just, you know, might be saying it better be kept, it's better to keep it quiet, and, you know, who cares?
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We just were like, you know what, she's cheated, she understands, she's sympathetic towards Todd, she's slept around all of Salt Lake City, and apparently all of Manhattan, so she's gonna be a little more sympathetic to Todd. Anyway, Have a great night. I'm going to go off to my bed now. Bye.
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What the hell? Heather basically is like, Heather's like owning up to what she said, but in such a, she's saying it so like, oh, it was like nothing. And she's like, okay, see you later. She like hops out of the golf cart. Like she didn't just drop a bomb on Meredith.
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Heather's like, guys, guys, guys. Okay. Let's deflect away from the truth bomb I just dropped on Meredith. Okay. So, guys, before you go to your villa, let's do a little experiment, a little audio testing. And Heather literally tells us, she goes, can we get over the whole emotional affair thing and get back to the real important issue? We have a real conspiracy to uncover.
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And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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We have bugs to search for. We have audio tests to conduct. We've got to crack this case wide open.
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What a little snake. So we see a flashback of her. She's in her pajamas and she's in full frown nod mode, right? She's like, so today I came off the boat and I did not feel super close to you. And I did not feel like everything was great after last night. So there was a conversation that I was a part of and where not nice things were said and I regret it and I'm not happy about it.
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But like, all you have to say, all you have to say is, listen, I felt bad. I went and I kind of talked shit about you afterwards. And I think I was reacting like, but like she loops in everyone else. And I don't think that's fair. She should have just died on her own sword and then moved on. But she's like, no, I'm going to take accountability for this.
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And I'm also going to drag other people in who probably won't take accountability because they'll be blindsided and they're going to look like shit.
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I should have Googled how to bury bitches. Honestly, maybe it's my own bias. I kind of feel like ATV writing sometimes leads to burying bitches. I don't know. I feel like everyone gets flung off of them at all times. So then we cut to... Have we not watched Real Housewives of Orange County? We have not watched... Invite only Cabo. Excuse me. That's like my main reference.
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I mean, when the girl got flung off that. Yeah. There are a lot of people flying off ATVs on this. So then we cut to Mary and she's in her room and she's have, it's a nice moment where she basically is like normally on a trip. I check on Robert and I'm can't do that. And so it's like torturous, but at the same time, it's comforting knowing that he's somewhere that's safe, which is nice.
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And then we go to Heather. So we go to Heather's room and Meredith walks in. Meredith is really on one this episode. I mean, she's always on one on vacation anyway, but she's really on one this episode, which is great. She's really, for someone who's really bothered by the rumor about her, she really does a great job of amplifying it and putting it in the center of this episode.
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So she's like, she's, you know, asking what Heather's going to wear. And then she's like, well, by the way, I wanted to check in because, well, last night was a little odd. was, you know, what was going on with Brittany? Her behavior towards me was weird last night. She kept being like, how are you feeling? How are you feeling? Which was just weird.
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From what I know, the implications of Brittany's statement seem to be that I have an eating disorder, or that I'm bulimic, or that I'm emotionally unstable, or that I don't even know how to bring the airplane into the hangar for my toddler. It's enough, and it needs to stop.
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She's implying that I would cut a lemon without my entire family present.
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I mean, I don't take sleeping pills. I mean, maybe $2 on an irrational flight or something.
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She's like, I don't even take sleeping pills. Slurred saying, maybe two times a year. Maybe early this evening. You mind if I go take a little nap on the shoulder right now while I'm standing here?
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I'm not a girl, but I'm not yet a woman, okay? And it seems like everyone thinks, I have been brought mincemeat, how dare you?
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you know you know it's not some everyone thinks it's okay to talk about me behind my back and spread lies and intimate things that are not true and the thing is that when the same story keeps coming up you know sooner or later people believe it by the way angie greek mafia am i right everyone
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So now they're gonna, they all are hopping into the Sprinter van to go to their ATVs. And, you know, there's sort of patterning. Bron was talking about how she's like, whenever Todd sees something that I'm wearing, he's like, is that new? And I'm like, no, I've had it for a while. You just haven't seen it. He's like, no, I was talking about the iPhone. He's like, what is that thing?
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And I'm like, Todd, Palm Pilots are in 2002. Okay, time to get with it. Yeah.
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One time he asked me why I was wearing such funny little Christmas ornaments in my ears. I said, Todd, they're called AirPods. Everyone has them.
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Well, the worst part is that after I introduced him to AirPods, he got very confused and put two Werther's Originals in his ears. Oh, God. Required a visit to urgent care to melt them out. I love that you have a Werther's Original every week ready for talk. You know that's going to come. Let's just get out of the way. We're at the top of every week.
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Honestly, it's just really convenient that Wayfair has everything our home needs. I mean, because I'm going to get a coffee table, I might get a lamp, and it's just all there on the website.
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Sprinter van drama for SLC. Sponsored by Bronwyn. Yes. So you guys had like a conversation with Bronwyn? Like, what did you all say about me? And Angie's like, well, what did she bring up? And Bronwyn goes, well, after dinner, I went into Lisa's room to make sure she was okay, because she was crying at dinner. And I said to her, I was upset about how the conversation went.
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And when I was talking about my marriage, and we were not in a good place after I got off the boat. And we all talked about whether you were defending me or not. And Angie said, maybe everyone's mad at me, like that maybe I've made this up or something like that. So, you know.
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She affirmed it with her own nod. Didn't didn't. She did this earlier this season about... What was it? They were sitting at a table. Maybe it was at the Audrey Hepburn thing where she's like, oh, maybe I'm like a snob now. She definitely did the same thing. She does it all the time.
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And it works on these ding-dongs, for sure. And just like, okay, let's back up here. By the way, actually, she goes, what do you mean transparent? Because Bronwyn says, I said I want to be transparent always. What do you mean transparent? There was nothing transparent about having a conversation behind closed doors. It's time for Todd to buy you a dictionary.
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And Lisa's like, oh, the point is she came and sat down and told me that you two, Angie and Whitney, but not you, Heather, came and talked to her about me.
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That's not how that happened. Listen, and I have receipts, proof, timeline, screenshots to prove that that's not what that happened. Okay.
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What? Do you want to finish your sentence, Whitney? I did.
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huh oh no so lisa's lisa's like okay you know what winnie don't do this you're not the only one who gets to talk okay you guys you guys keep getting away from the bar and the point is there's no vita tequila in this van right now and i'm getting really upset about it you ask a fucking question and you won't let us answer so shut the fuck up you're a fucking bitch
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Yeah, well, you're a fucking cut fitness. Guys, that's too far. That's too far. Todd just texted me and said, too far. Okay, simmer down. Todd says simmer down.
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Hey, I've been in your inner space. You've never been in my inner space, Whitney? No, I shrunk down, and then I was, like, injected into your blood, and then I was all into your veins, because I was in your inner space.
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We almost crashed into your liver. So Whitney's like, Lisa's like, what are you even talking about? Well, when I was your last resort, I was your friend. He goes, no, Whitney, no, I'm not listening to you. I don't respect you. So I'm not listening to you. Remember when I said that you have a trash mouth and that's why I call you trashy? Yeah, that's why. I love that Lisa said that.
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You have a trash mouth. That's why I call you trashy. It's like her inside the actor's studio. Why did you call her trashy? Why'd you call her trashy?
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one, the only, and safely in Texas, Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Yes.
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So then we see a flashback to two minutes earlier. So they clock her and we see Brittany starts recording in the back of the seat two minutes ago and she holds up the phone and she looks back at the girls like she's obviously recording, you know? And then she's like, you are doing this with people arguing in the back? She goes, oh my gosh, no, like... She just got like 100% on her math test.
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And you know, we are talking again. So anyway, I just wanted to give her a congratulations. I was like, here, since you got 100% on your math test, let me send you two minutes of footage of old ladies bickering.
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I would like to see the video. Please, let's see the video.
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and angie goes swipe to the left like you do on tinder and then press play and play it on full volume now if you happen to have a clip of me saying receipts proof timeline please you can play that at full volume too
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I love Meredith banning Brittany from a moving vehicle.
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So, I was like, this is insane.
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You are vile. You're recording us. You are vile. And Mary's like, yeah, she recorded it. The only one who's, like, chill is Mary, because Mary's already like, I told you this girl sucks. I don't have to even get mad, because I already knew. Mary clocked her along. Yeah.
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like in shock it's not on purpose i was just merely trying to do you know put myself on tape you know i heard that like pocahontas there's an opening in like the ozarks i just need to get on tape for the audition that's it guys i don't know what you guys are talking about
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Well, just wanted to make sure you know that I love you. Brittany, that was not an accident, okay? When I wore a bolero jacket to my friend's wedding, that was not an accident either, okay? I understand when people do terrible things on purpose. And Angie's like, Brittany, you have to take accountability, pita, spanakopita.
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It's literally the worst invasion of privacy that we can imagine. Even though we are actually all being recorded by Bravo. We are deeply traumatized by friendship betrayals, and something like this just brings it all up to the surface.
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They know Bravo's plans for this footage, which is that they're going to turn it into a show and the show elevates their profile. They get paid for being on this show. And even though they may not have control over how the show is edited, they understand what they're in for versus Britney, who may be profiting off of them and they're not getting a cut out of it.
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And on top of that, more importantly, is that she probably is sending it to tabloids, which creates noise in their lives. And they have to like now deal with rumors and have to wonder how this rumor got out. And they have to know, wonder if there's betrayal.
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It's so like, I totally get it, but it is still, there is something funny about saying that this is a private moment when it is still being broadcast out to America.
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And Whitney goes, yeah, even when we're hating on each other, even though I think Lisa is the biggest cut fitness in all of this Sprinter van, I still would never record her privately and sell it.
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This has happened to us before. We are still traumatized. Don't record your friends when they're fighting in a sprinter van on a girl's trip. If you're not, bravo.
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We talked about it yesterday, and the devastation has just continued, and hearts go out to everyone who has lost everything. Basically, last night, I live in Hollywood, and the fire broke out at Runyon Canyon. And where we live, we're relatively safe from that, but the evacuation zone was just a little bit too close, and we were concerned that if it expanded into where we are...
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The only one who's vomiting here is your thumb vomiting onto the record button on your phone.
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She's like, I am vindicated. So Heather's like, who are you going to send that to?
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Or just, you know, Olivia and I, we're just going to laugh about my friends calling each other the C word. That's all, guys.
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do you think that's what she meant because i think that was a little slip when she said we're saving them for later and i thought maybe i misheard that but they they did they played this again later and she definitely says we're saving them for later i mean there's part of me that does wonder if she like i'm not trying to give brittany any credit here because i do fully believe she was selling them to the tabloids but like i could also imagine that she has like a friend who's like not on the show who's like you have to tell me about all these crazy fights they have she's like okay i'll like i'll record the next one and you can like hear what goes down
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So I can imagine, like, in fact, she should have, maybe she should have said that. And she was like, honestly, my friends are curious. But I still think she's selling them. But I can imagine a world where that's the situation.
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Meredith is full on goat lady over there. Now stop recording us.
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up steve jobs i don't need to know i don't need to know how the fucking iphone works i know raven brahman said that she's like i don't want a fucking video of this this is bullshit i am so disgusted i had you even in my home wow candid camera punks all happening at once at my table near my toddler And Brittany's like, guys, just look, just look. You are fine. Mary goes, get it, Meredith.
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So Heather's like, there are YouTube channels dedicated to cyber shit. If you get caught secret recording, did you know that?
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And Brittany's like. See, I mean, you guys are putting intentions into my head. It's like, don't secretly record your friends. She goes, done, done. And Heather's like, done? We shouldn't have to tell you this, Brittany. I've been fighting. I've been defending you.
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Because let's not forget, this is truly about rumors and nastiness about me vomiting and crying. And so Heather's like, well, I didn't know she was secretly recording us. She is vile.
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This is a bad look on Heather because Heather has been the one who's really led the anti-Monica crusade. Like, this is a violation.
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you know she cannot be in our group so she's really been like anti-mole and so the fact that the person she brought on is doing this behavior it's like it's bad for her at least in her mind i mean i don't but she's also the person who brought on angie harrington whose husband had that secret account that he was attacking you're right this really does have other people from so so actually we know actually you're wrong
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that if we get out on the road to evacuate, everyone else would be doing it and we'd just be stuck on the road. And there were these horrific visuals the other day of people getting stuck in a traffic jam and trying to get out of Pacific Palisades. So then my cousin called up and he was like, hey, we're down in Oceanside, California. We're in a hotel. We'll book you.
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Technically, it was Lisa. Angie came on through Lisa in season two. Because remember they had like the catering. Oh, really? They had a catering fight. Remember? Like, you stole my caterers. Oh, right, right, right. But either way. Meredith is like, you are vile. Stop it. Stop it. No, you stop it. You record your friends. You make up lies. You make character assassinations of people.
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I am so worried that every time I'm around you, you're going to record me and you're going to hear such things as Vita Tequila is the most popular tequila in the United States. It's beating out Casamigos by George Clooney. Oh, my God. That's terrible that you would leak that onto the Internet.
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I am concerned about it. I mean, on the heels of also you saying Angie's marriage is fucked up or maybe she's a slut. Are you nuts? Let me tell you something. I would like to buy a V. I'll solve the puzzle.
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I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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Why don't you guys come down here? We'll book you a room. And we're like, you know what? Yes, we're going to do that. So we packed up our bags. My cousin booked us rooms. We drove down to this hotel. And, of course, because this is Watch for Crappins and this is the way life is, we are currently in the hotel that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stayed at when they played Duck, Duck, Goose.
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So, she does a full-on Leigh-Anne lock-in, been caught, so now I'm going to do a melodramatic sobbing out of the sprinter. I mean, it was so amazing. She's crying out of the sprinter. I mean, the fact that this lady comes sobbing out of a sprinter van at an ATV rental place, and she sits in the corner, and she's like... And... Oh, this is like gay dreams right here.
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Mary goes, no. Like, you guys can feel sorry all you want, but she deserved that. That mirror is so unbothered. She's like, this is like nothing. She's like, I told you guys so. So Whitney gets, she's like, okay.
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You can do it, Whitney. What? You can do it.
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It was such a sitcom line in that moment. I loved it. So Whitney goes over to Brittany. Brittany's like... She has like her hands on her face. So Whitney's like, I know that was a lot.
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We are here. That same hotel next to the Tom Cruise house. Like, I literally saw the Tom Cruise house. Not Tom Cruise house. The Top Gun house this morning. Which, by the way, they serve hand pies out of. They've converted the Top Gun house into, like, a pastry. Like... There you go. And yes, I will be getting a pastry from the Top Gun house later today. But I was like, of course, this is lice.
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Did you send it? Send it. Kyle, get out of here. And Brittany's like...
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Like, come on. It's true. Because let me tell you something. If you don't know how to turn a camera around, you don't even know that there's a deleted section of your phone. You probably think you hit trash, it's gone. So the fact that she knows that there's a whole deleted section and you can go in there and you can delete, delete.
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Hell yeah. Is it called Top Bun? Top Bun. Exactly. I'm like, of course, I evacuate wildfires and wind up on the set of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But in all seriousness, though, I mean, you know, there's still winds are supposed to pick up again tonight. Like, it's still going to continue on. It's so scary.
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She knows all the functionality there, but doesn't know how to turn it around. And based on the number of ridiculous selfie videos she does, I would say I think she's pretty aware of how to turn the camera around.
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Well, what's amazing about this cast, which is where it shares a lot of DNA with Roni, is that they can have this crazy fight in the Sprinter van, and then they're like, okay, let's go on the ATVs.
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She wants to be with the big dogs. Okay, I'll go with Brittany, but I want her hands at 10 and 2. Not secretly recording the back of the chair or the dash or me screaming for my life.
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And Angie's like, I don't love my hair blowing in the wind and I don't love the wind in my face. I think it causes wrinkles and split ends. I don't know why that's funny. It's like, this is her life hack. So Heather's like, wind. Yeah. She's like, avoid wind.
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Come to this rickety bridge they have to drive across. I don't like that.
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would not have done it okay no i know that i'm sure several several go-karts or atvs have gone across it but i don't want to be the one that like causes the bridge to go out because that bridge is not lasting much longer okay so and we haven't had a full-on disaster yet on housewives we have had the uh new york cartagena trip which was you know pretty bad
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I mean, you know, seriously. So they're all freaking out. The only one who was like not freaking out seems to be Meredith. She's like, well, we're almost done girls. Meredith seemed fine with it.
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I know. She's like, good luck with your diarrhea and throwing up after you jump in there, both of you, as like Whitney and Brittany jump in. So, Lisa is like, guys, do you think if she jumps off the rock, we're going to forget that she recorded us? Angie's like, yeah, it is wild to me how quickly she bounces back.
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Yeah, that's why Jaren feels it's okay to break up with her and get back to her, because she bounces, you know?
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But she really does look good in her bikini. That's really all that matters to Lisa. So now they all go and they arrive at lunch. Lisa's like, I don't want to forgive this girl because she's hot. But I'm going to. But I'm forgiving this girl because she's hot. Like, how can you not? So they all sit down at lunch. And, you know, they're all like, oh, this is nice, you know.
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And Mary goes, Brittany, why are you so quiet down there? Like, obviously she knows. Brittany goes, I'm just internalizing. Internalizing what, babe?
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Why? What part? The part where you got caught.
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the story has changed like four times now and we really they show a montage of how many times the story has changed and we've witnessed the story changing but even just even having witnessed it seeing it lined up four times in a row is so hilarious and how clunky she is at lying
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By the way, I want to say... I didn't mention this earlier, but like when Meredith is like, that's implying I have an eating disorder. When I heard it, I thought it was like, oh, Meredith got wasted and wound up throwing up. I did not take it to that place. Did you take it to that place?
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Okay, we'll just leave that alone.
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It's an irrational flight, right? And luckily we are domestic, right? No, we're in a different country. Oh, well, then I probably took a pill. So Meredith is like, I don't know why you tell anyone I threw up because I told you I didn't throw up. And let's be clear, you are a liar and I'm not okay with it.
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It got so much. It got so much. It's crazy.
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Okay. The one thing I've not been truthful about is... Is... Is... Jared.
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I was laughing when I was watching. Mary just goes, girl. When I was watching it, I just like, I was speaking back to the laptop and I just, as a joke, I said, Jared and I are back together. So then when she actually said Jared and I, I was like, oh my God, I was just joking when I said that. But of course it was about Jared.
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Heather's like, oh, good. I found a way in, an angle where I could possibly redeem Brittany, and I don't have to be embarrassed that I brought this woman onto the show. But by the way, before we get into that, I do want to give credit to Angie, who tells us, I mean, Jared's sleeping with everyone else in Salt Lake City. Thank God he's sleeping with her, too. At least she's not left out.
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So Heather's like... She's the only person who can't get that Costco sample. So Heather does. She clasps Brittany's hand. Because I do believe Heather's like, oh, good. We can redeem her. We can fix this. And so she's like, I totally get it. In a way you'll never understand. And Mary's like, what is she talking about? We already know that she's in a relationship. No.
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But for her to say she's in a physical relationship with Jared, even after she's been married twice, had two daughters don't speak to her, and is basically a heathen on all fronts. Oh, God. This is the last straw in the heathen wagon. And she's about to throw it out. And that's a lot, guys. It's a lot that she's going through.
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Especially when I think you're the only one who thought you were in the closet. So Heather is like, she's like, it's a big deal. You know, it's a big deal. You know it's a big deal, fellow Mormons, because you got exposed, because you got pregnant, Bronwyn, and everyone knew you were doing it. And Bronwyn's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And Brittany's like.
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Fellow people who were shamed by the Mormon church, you understand that Brittany's about to get shamed, and therefore this exonerates her from eavesdropping. Brittany's like, you guys.
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And have a monologue about it. She's also giving Brittany a very good assist because I guarantee Brittany did not even think this far ahead in her distraction. I thought Brittany thought she would just say, guys, we are in a physical relationship and it's just really hard to keep this on the inside. That was probably the extent of what she was going to say.
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And Heather's like, no, let me add some more heft to it by saying that, you know, you're coming out of the Mormon closet and you're about to be shamed by the church and your life is going to be ruined right now. She's like, here, run with this instead. Yeah.
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I've got a whole congregation too. But I want more. Brittany, come on, stop singing. Why are you... Why are you combing your hair with that fork? Brittany, stop combing your hair with that fork.
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Brittany, are you talking to an eel right now?
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Guys, I just got a text. I've been dropped from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir's version of Moana. It's terrible. So Whitney's like, Brittany, I completely understand. I was shamed for leaving the Mormon church, for having an affair with Justin. Like, I understand completely. Yeah, it was my op-ec. Your church is my op-ec. Yeah, it's my op-ec. It's my op-ec.
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But what did you think people were going to think when you were drinking margaritas and showing up in red lingerie dresses to dinner? Ha, slut. I'll tell you what I thought.
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is having a daughter in my cup. I say it's not Folgers. Okay, let me tell you something. The most thing I'm most proud of in my entire life is the thing that almost cost me my relationship with my family that I've had to explain for my entire daughter's life. So I actually do understand. And I'm saying this to you with all the sympathy and love in the world.
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You've got to stop internalizing that shame, but you've also got to really stop saying I'm going to shame other people to keep a secret from myself. And another thing, I still fucking hate you, by the way.
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Guess what? I got an Uber the other day. Mormon. Went to Reebok.
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I went to Kava and I said, excuse me, could I have some extra sauce on that? She said, sure, because I'm a Mormon. Everyone, Mormon.
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A merman, a Mormon merman. I went to an Ethel Merman convention and guess what? Everyone there was a Mormon. I couldn't believe it.
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It was sort of a weird rendition because they said there's no business like show business, but then they said a business full of queers and heathens. It was a strange new addition, but you know, it's fine. I rolled with it. Yeah.
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Because no one understands who we are better than each other.
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really, really sorry for being a wonderful performer and part of the Disney family. And Heather's like, well, I don't think you have a mean bone in your body, nor do you have a working brain cell, but I think you've messed up.
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Yeah, I'm sorry if you feel like I construed something into insinuating that you have an eating disorder. Heather's like, you guys, let's take a breather. Let's go shopping. The power of tchotchkes to bring us all together.
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It's so sad. I'm going to see it shocking to think that the town of Pacific palisades is just like that entire downtown area. has been reduced to ash. It's crazy. The videos of people driving through that and then Eden Canyon, everything happening over there.
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I watched some really heartbreaking footage of like a whole senior like facility where all the seniors had to be moved out and they're all sitting in a Like a 7-Eleven parking lot and they were just in their hospital gowns and some of them were on hospital beds or in their wheelchairs and it was cold and I just felt so bad for these elderly people who – and the air is so terrible.
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And luckily, people came out and they were safe. The good part was I was safe, but it just sort of – you know, we have so many vulnerable citizens and, you know, we were fortunate in that we were able to come down here, but other people are not fortunate. And so it's just, it's so scary. I'm so glad your house is okay. The fire that broke out near you was actually like extinguished, I think.
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Um, or it was like contained very quickly, which was like a rare, like a rare win.
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one person did tweet at us and said like well california wanted this to happen and then i say fuck you i immediately i immediately fuck yourself who the fuck do you think you are and don't like why would you ever say that to anyone whether it's california whether it's in any of the states that are like dealing with horrific horrific natural disasters which are happening more and more frequently why would you ever send something like that get a life and go throw yourself into the wildfire how about that but um to everyone else thank you so
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typical liberals blaming global warming go fuck yourself how about that go fuck yourself long and hard like who says that who says shit like that while some people are losing their houses are people are losing their houses and you know luckily luckily it has not turned into like a crazy casualty event but people have died and so like you know go fuck yourself person on twitter who i love
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Mechanisms. Um, as we will probably discuss later on, you know, people have different coping mechanisms. So today we're talking, obviously we're recapping by the way of totally bonkers. Of course, episode of salt lake city. And we had been recapping sold on SLC as our bonus episode. But as people say, our dance card is very full. We have so many shows with the traders coming back.
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So what we're going to do is we are going to touch on sold on SLC after the SLC recap on this episode. And because, by the way, the sold on SLC episode was great. And so it was amazing. It was really wonderful. So for those who've been who are going to
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What can you do? But I believe it or not, I actually I enjoyed the Roni episode. I mean, it was not an amazing episode, but for them, it was a pretty good episode and that there was stuff to be interested in and be engaged in.
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Well, Salt Lake City, so good. So we're on day three of Puerto Vallarta, the Puerto Vallarta trip. And we start with Brittany trying to turn on the coffee maker.
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uh she doesn't know how to do a keurig and i think that really does we didn't realize it but now saying it it really sets the tone for the episode it really says so much about britney that all you have to do is drop a little thing into another little thing and she can't even do that so it just really speaks to her ineptitude on all fronts i could watch britney try to work that keurig for an entire season of shows like give the woman a spinoff
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Knowing Brittany, she probably did it. And then when the hotel staff was like, ma'am.
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She probably called up the hotel and was like, I'm sorry, my Keurig isn't working. They're like, well, ma'am, you poured milk into it. You broke it.
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Jared and I have been making coffee together. It's like, ma'am, that has nothing to do with this situation.
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And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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So then Jesse and Lexi are just being stupid somewhere. And then we go back to Paige and Lindsay and Sierra walks in. Sierra's like, dude, what the fuck? And then Lexi comes in like, anyone in here? Oh, my God, girls. Do you mind if like my sister, my mom joined for this moment? No, leave them out.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
West is secretly taking a shower he took this chance to take a shower so he's doing that and Jesse's like saying like you know wow that was great you took a shower so now we go back to Paige there's like a lot of activity resulting in nothing and now we go back to Paige and she goes I've been in this situation before and I'm trying not to be in it again Hannah and Amanda like not being friends anymore was the worst 1000% the worst and like I still get upset about it because I can think about like what good friends we were and it makes me so sad
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Oh, back in the good old days. So then Lexi's like,
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And, like, for Hannah not to feel like I don't have her back, too. And that does have to suck. Like, Paige, that's, like... That is the worst. And she does deserve credit from Kyle. And Kyle is like a dick for, for, for kind of like, he's a dick for not realizing the grace that she has shown him in the situation that she's in.
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For three weeks, they sat there. And for three weeks, people would message and say, is this available? And I'd say, yes.
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then i wouldn't hear from them again and then say is this available and sometimes they'd say can i come by and i'd say yes and then i wouldn't hear from them again because that's just what facebook marketplace or craigslist is people just say yes and then they disappear they ghost so then on monday someone says is it still available i say yes and he's like can i come by on wednesday i say yes i say come between three and six he says okay and then i book a haircut so then i say come between four and six okay
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So then Jesse is like with Wes and he's like, Hey, so, uh, Sierra laughed at you tonight, bro. And I was like, yeah, I mean, she's been laughing. She's been fighting laughing for a while. Yeah. I mean, I go like, he's a funny guy.
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So I'm guessing he was laughing a lot when he got that haircut because that is the roughest of the situations.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Hey, it's me. It's me talking to Kyle. Hey, let's go check on Amanda real quickly. Let's just like not make it worse. Let's just like, let's just like make it easy. Let's make it soft. Oh, it's a tender moment. I need a tender moment with pink dessert.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So then Kyle's like, Amanda, Amanda, there's just been multiple lies over the last three years where the lies have just been like spread, almost like ruined our marriage. And then we've come this close. It's like, Kyle. So she's like, I'm out of here. I'm going upstairs to hang out with the cool kids. The guy's like, oh, I'm going to leave you.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So then Paige, Paige is again still in bed and Lexi is standing again. I think she's standing at the foot of the bed or she's sitting on it. And Paige is like, Lexi, will you do me a favor and go check where Kyle is? And if Amanda is alone, I will go see Amanda. I was like, I'm deputizing Lexi.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Seven minutes in heaven. So Lexi finds Amanda, does her job. So Amanda comes in, and then Amanda and Paige clasp each other, and Paige is like, I love you.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And then on Tuesday, someone else says, is this available? And I said, yes. He's like, can I come by tomorrow at four? I said, yes. I'm like, well, what are the odds? Two people are both interested in coming by to get the routers. But I'm like, they're both going to flake because that's just the way it goes. So I'm like, yeah, come at four, whatever.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Like, the end. She's too young. You don't learn that wisdom until you're 35 or 40. I guess you have to be, like, tired, you know? You just have to be tired like us.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So then Lindsay, Daniel, and Emeril are still in the kitchen. They're just gross. They're terrible. Objectively terrible. So Emeril's like, so did you date anybody in the house except Carl?
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So you guys just like broke up and started dating this new guy like a month later. I started dating a lot of people. He's like, oh, wow. So what's a lot of people? Um, I had a raster. He goes, I love that. If I can relate to anything, it's that part. I have a few entanglements as it is.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And he's like, yeah, I have two one-year entanglements.
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Yeah. At the same time, like right now. And Danielle's like, so you're a walking red flag. Is that what you are? I'm in.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Then they both decide to come and they both commit. And suddenly I have to choose. I have to choose basically between lover boy and a spritzer. And it was such a mess because one guy was like, I'm like nearby. And I was like, well, I had already promised it to another person first, but I don't know where he is because I'm not hearing from him. So I assume he had flaked.
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Yeah. So that's this whole thing. He's going to sneak out, but he's like, he just, he just don't, you know, he's going to be like, um, it's like, I'm going, I'm going to go out and like shit, but like, I'm not here to like, you know, back, back anyone's stories and be like a freak. I don't know what it is. He's just, he's going to sneak out.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So Amanda's like, Kyle talked about leaving. And I'm like, I don't know what he's going to do. He's like, I don't even want to be here. And Sierra's like, well, where is he now? I don't know. I'm going to go to bed.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Yeah. They turn on that hot tub. And then Paige and Sierra are in bed, getting ready to go to sleep. And Paige is like, I feel bad for Amanda. And Sierra goes, I feel bad for myself. And also Amanda. But I just feel bad for me.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So it's going to be great. So the going out, people leave, the hot tub goes on, Lexi and Jesse celebrate. And then Lexi is like, she's like, how long do you think it's going to take? He goes, A long time. She goes, really? Nar. And we have a note here from Chelsea, our note taker, who says, Nar. Did we talk about this last week when she said Nar? No. I didn't know it because I. You don't?
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It's like Asha. Oh, yeah. Well, I didn't know that. So I know that we say nar, but I didn't know that that was a thing that the kids are saying. But apparently American kids are doing the Australian thing like nar. So Lexi is young and cool.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So I said, I'll just come and bring you the speakers. So then I'm driving to go to the Starbucks to bring in the not speakers, the routers, the second guy. And then the first guy is like, Hey, I'm running late because of the rain. I'll be there in 10 minutes. And I said, Oh, hey, I'm already selling to someone else. And he's like, you already sold it. This is unbelievable.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
They've been trying to eat up that hot tub for two hours. And they're like, is it warmer now? If it's been more than 30 minutes, it's not gonna work. Okay. So yeah, they get into bed and she's like, do I have like stinky breath? So Emeril comes back and he's got a friend. He's got a lady friend who is not seen on camera. She's just alluded to by arrows.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And he put something on the camera, which I hate that when they put like, when, when they have discretion. Ugh. So then, um, so he's fucking et cetera.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Jeez. I'm so tired. I'm like also stressing out and like not falling asleep. It's like the worst thing. And I just started having like anxiety attacks throughout the entire diet. Like, I'm sorry. You gave yourself those anxiety attacks. You started this whole thing. So Amanda's like, just go to the gym. Have a chat with the boys. Talk to Carl.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
checklist of like, do this, this, this. I don't care. Do one of these things and let me sleep.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
oh my god, Lindsay, it was like a motley crew. Okay, it was just like Carl, Emeril, and I. I'm in wild fun times. Yeah, sounds as motley as it gets. Yeah, fun.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So Wes got in at 7 a.m. Wes thought it was Sunday, but it's really just Saturday. So then now Amanda's asking how Lindsay's feeling. And Lindsay's, oh, I guess, I don't know. They're just checking in and seeing how they all are feeling. And so Wes walks in. Lindsay's like, oh, Wes. He's like, I owe you an apology. I had a friend I was meeting and I snuck out. And Danielle's like, really? A friend?
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
We had a day we had a compromise. I drove up from Whittier for this. This is ridiculous. And then And I was like, oh, God, I feel really shitty. That's bad. Driving up from Whittier. And I saw the other guy.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
What kind of friend? Did they make balloons? Was it a guy? Was it a girl? Bone zone? Not bone zone? Club, send it tonight at 8 p.m.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Danielle's like, you deserve a morning roast. And guess what? We're going to roast you again tonight when we have make your own Sundays in the back corner of club. Send it. Yeah.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
so now kyle and carl come back from the gym and uh page is in bed and she gets a text from craig and craig says hey how are you feeling today chicken well craig just gave me a good line he said hey sierra listen to this this is really good stop looking at pictures of your cat okay he craig just said this he said imagine me yelling at amanda because kyle started working at hearth and home isn't that so good sierra seriously i really don't care
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Please. You know, by the way, I'm wearing my sweatpants from Sewing Down South right now.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
They're so comfortable. I'm not even going to lie. So Imrol, he's in the kitchen. He says hi to everyone. They're like, oh my God, you had sex last night. He says he put her in a cab and he's like, I guess I shouldn't have brought that girl home. That was a mistake. And Danielle's like, we could laugh about it tonight at Club Sandit, 8 p.m. Sundays at 9.30, bedtime at 10.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So then I felt really bad. So I was like, so I messaged the second guy who's at Starbucks. I say, hey, turns out the other person who I said may be coming there. They're here. So I'm just going to give it to the second guy was like.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So Amanda's asking Kyle how he's feeling. And he's like, I just feel like a fish out of water. Like just because I drink like a fish doesn't mean I want to be a fish, especially out of water. So I'm sorry for making things more awkward for you. I'm only human. So like, I know my reactions have been what got me into trouble, but I'm like not the one putting stuff out there in the first place.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
I'm just the one starting fights about it in the first place.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
nobody cares brah chill so then um now everybody is getting ready for the beach uh god we saw the beach thing to go i don't remember what happens the rest of the episode i don't ever remember by the way i was drunk when i watched this so that's why i'm like what happened you were i thought what happened in this part okay so they're going to the beach oh yeah they get to the beach that's right i remember they they just get there they get their chairs and everything so they're going
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
unbelievable how can you do this to me i planned my whole day around this i had two people on facebook marketplace so angry at me justifiably so because i was being a face facebook marketplace boy at that point playing two different people against each other but then i eventually i was like the guy came up to meet you i thought we had it was like that But I honored my commitment to the first guy.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
She told me. So he's going to love bomber, but then kind of talk shit about her behind her back to everyone else in the house. So that's really helpful.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Why are you so into me? All I did was basically say, I will love you. And the first day I met you, but like, why are you so into me? You're the crazy one here. So, um, page is like, well, you don't gotta worry about me, Jesse. And he's like, yeah. Cause like, she doesn't want to know about my exes. And Sierra's like, well, she doesn't want you commenting on our pictures, which is weird.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And she's like, wait, she said she didn't want you commenting on our pictures, but I put up such good content. Like everyone comments on my pictures. It's like a thing that we do. And he's like, yeah. Like, you know how I like go really hard on comments. And she's like, yeah. But like, I mean, Amanda's married, like that's not a problem. And Amanda's like, yeah. So you're like worried a bit.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And he's like, yeah because obviously there's like an extreme attraction like we like each other enough that it's like worth exploring but like i just like don't want all this to like blow up like and like deal with a breakup you know because she's like a little cuckoo crazy i love her but she's like a cuckoo crazy jealous weirdo person right guys
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So they sit down at the dunes and to be continued. Yep. So there you go. I guess that's why we couldn't remember much of what happened because nothing did happen. They just sat down for it to be continued. Well, we'll still whip out an hour and a half episode about it. Sure will. Thanks, everyone, for being here. What a fun time on Summer House. Next week's Summer House will be in Cincinnati.
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So catch us there. And we've got Southern Charm coming up later this week. And we will catch you all on our next episode. Thanks for being here. Bye, everybody. Bloop, bloop, bloop. Kyle. Watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison King. Our way is the Amber way. It's the Foster and the Furious. It's Amanda Foster.
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It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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She sure is swell, it's Raquel.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
But the first guy also didn't have even a face on his profile. So I thought he was like a bot. I didn't think he was going to show up. So we showed up and I felt so bad that I had like, he was, cause he was outraged and he showed up and he was the smiliest, nicest, warmest man. And he was so lovely.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen, it's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. She gets an A, it's Kelly B. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron.
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She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Give them hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And I felt like I gave the things to the right person, but man, like I really, you know, I really, I really, I understood the, he wasn't that cute. Did you do a gender reveal?
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
the point is i uh i understand correct i understand craig who was like you know what you're taking too long kyle i'm gonna go to a spritzer because i did that and guess what it's a dangerous game that's what i have to say it's a dangerous game you're gonna get burned I just really just wanted to tell that story, guys. I just wedged it in there. It had nothing to do with the show.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
I just wanted to tell the story about how I pissed off two different strangers on Facebook. No, I like it.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
three weeks like I couldn't get anyone to touch these things and then all of a sudden two people both want it they both want it the exact same time on the exact same day and I felt like I was dating I felt like I was dating and like fucking around I was like I actually don't know how serial I don't know how people do this I don't know how fuck boys do this how they kind of like two people at the same like go on a date with two people at the exact same time because people do this all the time and it was horrible I felt like a horrible human being
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
You know, honestly, I felt, I felt so bad for the guy who I drove up from Whittier that I told him, I was like, honestly, just take this for free. I feel so bad. And he was like, no, no, no. And so he gave me the $25. I go, do you want some Dubai chocolate? I just made some Dubai chocolate. And he was like, uh, no, no.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
This is all to say, if the second guy who I stood up, Greg, if he gives me a bad review on Facebook Marketplace, it's deserved. But also, people, if you see that review on me, now you know the greater context.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Listen, if he presented it the way he described, that would have been one thing. But he's a fucking liar, okay? And I've been taking fucking shots, one after another. I'm happy to talk to Craig about it. Quite frankly, it's a moot point. I thought we were closer than this. By the way, you're taking shots...
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
left and right because you're actually physically taking shots and you're wasted right now. But also, you're the one amplifying all these grievances that you have. No one in the world cares what beverage Craig is backing right now. And no one really thinks less of you or Loverboy because of it.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
But because you're going onto a national platform, Watch What Happens Live, this show, and bitching about it, now we're all thinking about it, wondering about it, and questioning you and your company.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So they're basically upset because...
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And Danielle's like, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, is there any truth to what she's saying? Come on. He's like, yeah, dude, bitch. And she's like, come on. Well, she was like her, but you're texting to her last week, and I think that's what it is. It's like her business partner. Like, what I'm concerned about is if she believes what she's saying. Kyle...
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
You're not going to ever get between Paige and Hannah or Paige and her boyfriend. It just doesn't work that way. This is a fool's errand and you should be smarter than that.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Yeah, it's my fault. And so then Paige just keeps walking in. She's like, fuck you, dude. Your ego is out of control. So Ciara's like, you accused her in those texts of thinking the same way as Hannah just because that's her business partner. No, I asked her, do you believe this too? Yeah, but why do you even have to reply to that? Because I feel like she's being a two-face.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Yeah. She, like, comes running outside. She's like, I'm being two-faced? Did you just say that I'm being two-faced? How fucking dare you? I'm actually an adult. I was able to maintain a friendship with Hannah, a friendship with Amanda, never speak ill of your wife, and then maintain a friendship with Amanda and never speak ill of Hannah. And that's actually called being mature and an adult.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Not two-faced. What you do is two-faced. Text raging, texting me, then acting like it's all good. That's two-faced. And my biological clock...
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So Paige just goes back inside and Kyle's like, well, Paige's business partner is still out there telling lies. And Sierra's like, well, yeah, but why can't you just block her and move the fuck on? Like, if you hate her so much, block her. He's like, well, I actually don't hate Hannah. I would love it if she'd promote my beverage on the Giggly Squad shows at Radio City Music Hall.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
That's probably, by the way, what it's all about. He probably wants them to drink Loverboy at Radio City Music Hall or in front of Megan Thee Stallion, and they won't. And he's like, meh. So Amanda's like, it just sucks.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And Sierra's asking if it affects the business. And she goes, yeah, because it does. Because like right now, everyone's being like, oh, Kyle got Hannah fired. Fuck lover boy. Is there anyone out there who goes into a 7-Eleven, sees a lover boy and says, ooh, what a refreshing beverage. I want to grab it. Wait a second.
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I heard that the founder of this beverage got Hannah Burner fired from a reality show. On second thought, I'm having a Snapple.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Danielle's like, Amanda, are you okay? Yeah.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
He's like, well, as long as the food was good. So then Kyle was like, wow, the amount of lies being spread about me and my business is so fucking asinine. Like, dude, I'm fucking leaving. It's the past.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Please don't go. Please don't go. So Kyle's walking away and Carl's like, don't. It's literally this. Just take a beat, bro. Take a beat. So now everyone is. It was last season was was Carl like walking off into the shadows. So now Emeril and Lexi are standing next to each other. That's all. That's really all. There's nothing going on there.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Back to Kyle and Carl. I'm the hardest working guy I know, and I just get shit on. He's like, well... What the hell was that, Carl?
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
and then there's like a knock on the door and Lindsay walks in and Paige is like oh I wasn't expecting you I didn't hear the sound of creaking bones yeah no it's me it's you and there was no crow there was no crow tapping on my window to warn me but sorry I didn't hear the sound of a spoon stirring Ovaltine in a glass as you approached the door I don't see a walker dragging across the floor
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
I think Kyle said he said, sure, let me like put together a proposal for you, whatever. I don't know. You know, this happened to me yesterday. I have to say, I wound up in this exact same situation. Yeah, guys. Basically, I was trying to sell some routers. I upgraded my router, my Nest router to the new generation. And so I was going to sell them. I sold them on Facebook Marketplace.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So meanwhile, back at the dinner table, Danielle's like, welcome to the house, Emeril. So now Kyle and Amanda are talking. He's like, I just can't believe this. Kyle, just stop. You need to check yourself. No, Amanda. No. Congratulations, Paige, for once again, putting my marriage in the fucking blender. What? You did that. You did that.
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If your marriage was fine, there would be no blender in sight.
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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
it's not in rule is stuck still talking to danielle you know he wants to be in the mix with everyone else but he's like stuck with danielle like so have you done share houses before he's like yeah low grid i mean i have it's always been kind of like this but like to travel usually like i usually leave leave the screaming for night two though am i right yeah never dull moment which is c club sunday it's kind of the coolest place so then
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Just tell me where to stand and show me a color, and then we can get this process over with.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Now that would be a special. So West then says, because it's a scavenger hunt, she says these clues are going to be in little treasure boxes. West is like, is it riddles? No, they're just going to tell you where to go next. Of course, it's a scavenger hunt, you idiot.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So, the first night in Cincinnati, we will do Summer House. The second night in Minneapolis, we will do Southern Charm. And the third night, which is a Sunday in Toronto, we're going to do a classic Real Housewives episode. We are going to do... December, Berkshires County, Roney. You know it. It's the Berkshires episode. It's the I made it nice. It's the, you know, you stole my hair episode.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
i have a big announcement guys my coffee i'm drinking cold brew today and i didn't want to say anything but my cold brew is pregnant and i want to do a gender reveal if the straw is blue it's the coffee is boy if it's pink it's a girl ladies and gentlemen it's a girl it's a girl i've got a pink straw everyone congratulations on your heteronormative coffee
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My coffee already wants to dress like a princess because that's what society told my coffee to do. So we're just so happy for it. So happy.
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So who can say? Wait, what's that? You want to dress like Elsa for Halloween? Sure. Anything for you, coffee. Right.
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You don't buy art teachers, ma'am? Just you saying that, it's so funny, because my art teacher in elementary school, her name was Pepper Crowfoot.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Do you know what my speech and debate teacher's name was? Diane von Furstenberg. Wow. Okay.
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Here's what you do. You make your point, and then you say, that's a rap. And then you wink. And then you say, get it. It works every time. Thank you, guest speaker Diane von Persever for coming into my class.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
That's the front gate. So they go to the front gate. And then the next one, they're still looking for places that Kyle cries because he cries everywhere. And then they're realizing they have different clues. They're just like running all around. Here's another clue. Go to the place the bedbugs love to stay at their favorite spot every night, every day. And Amanda's like, my room.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Home of the bedbugs. Amanda's room.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Yeah, exactly. So they find it and it turns out, okay, so they get to the box and the pink team gets the box and they open up the box and it's pink. It's those pink balloons. It's going to be a little girl. Yay.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Oh, I should have worn my pink shirt, Ronnie. I forgot again to wear my new pink shirt in honor of Lindsay's baby reveal.
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Well, I'm upset because I literally just made a pink shirt and it could have been thematically appropriate for this episode.
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They look even deeper. They're like, wait a second. Is this a Marshalls commercial in here?
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Yeah. Yeah. I agree. So Kyle and Carl are talking outside and Kyle's like, so bro, is that weird for you? He's like, well, it was a little awkward, but I'm also like happy for her. I was like, it was a good exercise. And it's just like,
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you know i'm just like looking forward to like some closure honestly i just like you know i was like weird i just like didn't know how to even say anything because like i just didn't like didn't know i like didn't want to make it weird so like oh it's like yeah man like well uh makes it a very clean next chapter you know i'm saying yeah no yeah totally uh i'm not really involved in any of this i just have one question uh
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
What was Carl saying last episode or two episodes ago when he came up with an excuse for why he didn't say hi to Lindsay? He's like, I'm just not sure if she's ready to hear from me or some bullshit like that. It was so ridiculous.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Like at some point, are you like Halls of Medicine or Ricola, right? So, by the way, she literally does not have to choose. There's no reason why she has to choose right now. She's doing the most sane thing, which is navigating her relationship with one work colleague and another work colleague. And the other work colleague is, she's closer with and arguably more successful with.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So the fact that she's being so nice to you is a privilege.
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I also guarantee... I would still fuck your ankles, though. Sorry. Go ahead, Ben. Your ankles hot right now. Um... I also am going to wager to believe that that 95% of the viewing audience either did not was not aware of Hannah's interview or if they had read it, they were like, oh, maybe interesting, interesting theory and moved on with their lives. They literally didn't care.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Maybe there are some people who have maybe there's some like diehard Giggly Squad fans who have pestered Kyle, but like. You know, he's really blowing this. He's actually amplifying this theory by bringing it onto the show right now. Yeah. I'm going to sneeze. I'm going to sneeze at a protest. Protest sneeze. Oh, yeah.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
I was going to try to do it off camera, but I couldn't touch the buttons quickly enough.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Like, this shit haunts you forever. Y'all. So now Lindsay and Danielle are setting up dinner. This is so cute. And then Emeril is, he's just, he's asking about like what to wear and everything. Cause he's like, we're not dressing in pink and blue anymore, right? And Lexi's like, yeah, cause like now we know. So now we're like all dressing in like pink.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
so and then west is sweaty that's the update and then uh danielle uh and lindsey nothing new news west nothing new news west is sweaty lindsey's like oh my god can you imagine this child's first birthday it's gonna be like amazing I can't imagine it. And it's going to be, it's going to be wild. It's going to be a lot. Sounds fucking hellacious.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
What about, all right, we got to talk about things over at Julan. So, uh, Hampton social.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Did I do it wrong? Danielle says, yeah, are we allowed to say Turner? Because I was going to be like, BDT, Baby Daddy Turner. Because it's like saying Turner. That's like a funnier way of saying Turner. Anyway, club's ended tonight, guys. Meet you in the living room.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So anyway, now everyone's getting ready for dinner. And West, again, is talking about how he hasn't eaten any food. And he's still going back to that buffet table. And then Danielle and Kyle and Emeril, they're all gathering. And Danielle's talking about how she loves everyone's outfits and stuff. And then Lindsay's offering some champagne. She offers some champagne.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
She says to Carl, by the way, there's some champagne there if you want. And he's like, oh, really? Is it N.A. ?
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
and a non-alcohol she's like yeah so all right thank you thank you for being soft yeah thank you that was like the softest you've ever been thank you so much thanks for the champagne yeah yeah it's a tender champagne i need tender bubbles what's odd is that now we're both now again we're both in a so
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Tiny bubbles. Tiny bubbles. Shout out Don Ho. Tiny bubbles. Shout out Hoku.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Wait, you're telling me the woman who hooked up with the balloon guy is now hot for some other random dude? Yeah.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Go sign up through the website. Traders finale is tonight, which I am. That's also probably why I have a pep in my step. I cannot wait to see what happens. We are recapping it like we have all season and that's exclusively on our Patreon. So yeah, that's all the really fun stuff to talk about for today. Yeah. Exciting times, guys.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
God, it feels so good to be back. God, I can't believe that one week I was away from this house. It's just been, the world's changed.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Yeah, it was just, like, sort of weird, because I felt bad when I touched her shoulder, because I was like, I shouldn't touch a shoulder in front of someone who is here as part of a social studies project to learn what adults do. And then I realized, no, she's actually part of the house. So, it was weird. I shouldn't have touched you in the first place. My bad.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
But also like, look, you know, jealousy is never an attractive trait. I'm not going to, what I'm about to say is not in support of jealousy, but why is it that you're allowed to love bomb and smother someone with affection? And that's like actually okay. But then when she's like, when she gets jealous, that's not okay.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
The point is you guys are both like overdoing it and you both need to chill out and move on and relax and put those tongues to rest for a moment. I hope they break up quickly. Are they still together? I need to know. Should I look it up? I hope not. I mean, they're sowing the seeds. The show is sowing the seeds for classic fuckboy behavior, which is like, whoa, like she's crazy.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Like, I think here's what it is. I guess what I was trying to articulate before is that, like, oh, he's now going to paint her as almost like crazy. Oh, she's so jealous. Wow, she's so jealous. Look how crazy she is. You're the one who love bombed her. You're the one who aggressively pursued this and, like, established a tone of, like, we are, like, intensely in love right off the bat.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And then you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Look how crazy she's acting. She's acting like we're intensely in love. I do not stand for this. I do not stand for this.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
You typed in R?
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Oh my God, yeah. Same, are Jesse and Lexi still together? There's also, are Jess and Harry still together? And are Jess and Sammy still together? Ooh, Jess and Sammy. Ew, gross. Love Island reference. Oh, okay. Well, I'm not going to look at it because I don't want to be spoiled. Honestly, you can't be spoiled by two pieces of people who are already spoiled themselves.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Just the curdled milk of people. Yeah.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So then everyone's gathering at the table at long last, and Carl is like, okay, loosen up, loosen up, Carl. He's making jokes. And Sierra's like, she's like, by the way, Carl, are you wearing white pants? Like, I am, but they're baggy as fuck. So they're like legit. It's weird. It's weird having like an extra centimeter. I don't know what to do with all this baggy space.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
It's a big day because it's a gender reveal. Whoa. It's a gender reveal. It's also a big deal because this is the episode where Hannah Berner makes her triumphant return to Summerhausen. Not in a physical form, but in spectral form because she is haunting Kyle Cook this episode and it is hilarious.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
It's like you could put an airplane in there. There's so much space.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
It's crazy. There's fabric that's not touching one millimeter of my calf, and it's very strange. I practically ride a skateboard now. My pants are not elk. So then Lindsay is like, hi.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Um, I did not actually see what they were eating, but what? I want pink food is pink. How do we feel about pink food? Because like, for instance, orange food tends to be delicious. Almost everything orange is great. And brown food too. Brown food is really good, even if it's ugly and green. But pink, what do we have in pink? They had crab legs. So those are pink. Oh, that's good.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
You're fucked.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
It'd be blue cheese and blueberry shit. And then I don't know where that gets you, really. Some completely raw, you know, steak. Purple cauliflower, maybe? Yeah, I don't know. You're just fucked at that point. You just give up.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And Paige is like, Lindsay, are you going to take my name suggestion into consideration? I think you should because I have great taste. And she's like, well, we actually have a name that we really like. And Paige is like, oh, really? We do? Better than Hortense? That was my choice.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And so Kyle's like, Paige, Paige, what was your name suggestion? Paige, Paige. She goes, Dale. And by the way, I support it if only to keep the memory of Tinsley Mortimer's mother on Bravo alive and well. That baby is going to come out and be like, feed me, honey.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Now, I know I'm a newborn, but I just want to say, Mother, when you look at me, don't think about your expired youth, because that went away a long time ago.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Paige is like, where'd you guys go to dinner last night?
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
No, I know that's the age of your peer group, but where'd you go to dinner?
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Have you read her stuff? What happened? I did not see this at all.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
They're like, so wait, were they just down for the week?
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And they're like, so do they have like their own apartment?
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you. This girl needs an exorcism. This is awful. I hate everything about this. Look, I love my parents. I love my brother. I love my family. I love doing stuff with them. But, like, this whole thing where she's just like... She's like, guys, how awesome is my family? Like, that's what the vibe is that she's giving.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And you just know, like, if you're going to have a friendship with her or like date her, you have to sort of be down with that whole family. And like, no, no, no, no. Saying no to all of this.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
yeah it's i don't like it people shouldn't live actual sitcom lives and that's what this is so danielle um now we're back at dinner and danielle's like so would you guys consider yourselves exclusive now that you met the parents jesse and he's like oh danielle i mean you're being so silly i mean i think it feels like we're both only like just pursuing each other but like we'll discuss and you know let you guys know how it goes right
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
She starts getting her accent when she gets mad. She did get her accent. She did. She really came out real strong. And so Paige is like, my best friend and my boyfriend. And Kyle's like, ah, because somehow you're in the, and guess what? Somehow you're in the middle of it all again. She's like, how am I in the middle? I said nothing, Kyle.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Hannah used to be part of our summers, and I was really good friends with her and Paige, but unfortunately, Hannah and Kyle had a big falling out, which in turn affected me. Oh.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And we see flashbacks of Kyle and Hannah fighting over garbage. What a fun time. So then Amanda is just basically saying that her worst nightmare would be if this affected her relationship with Paige.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And I'll also be damned If you catch me wearing tight jeans, they're out right now. Loose jeans, they're in.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
But he didn't say he was doing it.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And none of the things he said is true about me.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And then also it was claimed that he gave me a chance at calendar. And he asked if he could invest in Loverboy. And I said, just give me a second to come up with a proposal. And then Sierra's like, okay, well, I would invest with you guys if you gave me the opportunity to. Yeah.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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She sure is swell. It's Raquel.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen. It's Queen La Ifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. She gets an A. It's Kelly B. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Give him hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Like, I'd be crazy. I would not be able to do it. I've done red carpet work before, and that was literally, like, I did red carpet once, and I asked Padma Lakshmi, I said, I'm going to a potluck later tonight, what should I make? And she was like, um, wow, I don't understand even what that is. Actually, she was really nice. Go on, Rami.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
i i started to read this i started to read she posted something that was like it's always been my dream to interview megan the stallion and i interviewed her and then i just stopped reading it because i was like oh she's just having a moment where she was like reflecting on being at the vanity fair moving on i had no idea she was apologizing for something yeah it was like her apology for microaggressions or whatever for megan the stallion and uh i thought wow she's having quite a week this week
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
You know what though, gays can get away with a lot more things on a red carpet. Cause if you watch like this is okay, this is what we can get away with on a red carpet. Oh my God, your ankle, I die. It's like a beautiful little Mount Everest, but on your foot in the best possible way. It's iconic. If you put it sideways, it looks like the logo for Toblerone, which I know is a different mountain.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
But if you think about it, that's honestly my favorite candy bar. People be like, oh my God, I love you. I love you. If we're gay guys, you could do it. But anyone else that's like, why are you talking about my ankle?
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Your icon is, your ankle is a sleigh right now. Toblerone. I wanna fuck your ankle. Like, I just get so weird, you know? Matterhorn. Can I rub your ankle? I don't know why that's where I went. But the point is this. I think we would be a disaster on the red carpet, but I think it would be fun. No, don't put that out into the universe. No, I'm not doing that. And yeah, it is.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
I'm not saying I'm not trying to solicit it. I'm not trying to solicit. I just think it would be fun. It's hard, but it's fun. Yeah. Um, like everything.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Just vibes, guys. Paige is like, I'll tell you what vibe I want. Fuck Kyle.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
It's so creepy. He really does. He really also has the vibe of like a baby Bjorn dad. Like he's ready to go into that. Like as much as he's like, I love girls, I love, you know. You can see Jesse in like seven years walking around barbecues with a little baby strapped to his chest. Yeah.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
the whole time and that's nothing nothing wrong with it it's just i really can see it which is good because he has that sort of chest dent that he talks about that's perfect to sort of nestle a little baby right in there you know but that's kind of his vibe he's like a dad i'm not gonna i'm not gonna even put that image in my head
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
I'm good. How are you? Got some extra pep in your step today. I do have some extra pep because I just had a bagel. It's bagel Thursday for me and I'm just like full of life and happiness. And I got to talk to you about cameras before we started recording. Um, yeah, we had a fun time. So, uh, very excited to talk some summer house today before we do that.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Gotta ease me in. He's going to be one of those people that's like, fuck boy, fuck boy, fuck boy, fuck boy, fuck boy, suddenly dad. And you'll be like, wait, what happened? And then that'll be his personality. He's like, I was such a fuck boy, but now I'm like a dad. It's awesome. But then he's also the dad that winds up hitting on the babysitter. I mean, we know the trajectory.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
It's all right there.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
So I'm like, they are all good sports because no one even groans or rolls their eyes. And you can tell that Kyle has really pissed off Paige because she's so preoccupied being mad with Kyle. She doesn't get to roll her eyes at this gender reveal because you cannot tell me that Paige likes a gender reveal.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
I, you know, I have to say I've never been invited to a gender reveal and I want to be invited so that way I can not go out of protests. I feel like it's really important to send this message out in society. I cannot support a gender reveal. I will not support one and I don't care who it is. And I know someone will reach out to me and say, but I actually had a gender reveal. It was really fun.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
I guarantee none of your guests thought it was fun and no one wanted to be there.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Sure. Okay, fine.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
I'm tearing up my Lincoln Park posters. I'm putting up Chaparron.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Yeah, here's what I got to say. I don't think that Lindsay's doing this to rub it in Carl's face. She's doing it to rub it in America's face because she's been trying to have this baby for so long. And so I don't like a gender reveal. I think it's excessive and annoying and stupid. You have to force enthusiasm for something you don't inherently care that much about. It's like, okay, great.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
But, that being said, Lindsay's been trying to get pregnant for a long time. And so, she does want to milk it. And I get it, because that's what Lindsay does. And so, for Danielle, who knows Lindsay so well, to think that Lindsay might actually be doing this from a place of passive aggression, I think it's actually pretty shitty of Danielle. It's not from a place of passive aggression.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
It's from a place of wanting a huge amount of attention.
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#2753 Summer House S09E4 Part One: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
And you know what? Carl's actually pretty chill about this. I'm going to give credit to Carl. He was a sport, I would say. He's still Carl. Yeah, he's still Carl this season. He's Carl 9.0.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
And Denise, by the way, tells us about her living situation, which is not unlike the way that she got these dogs. Whereas the dog was like, well, there was this dog, and we found out it had a sister, and then we got this. Here she says, well, Aaron's mom and dad and his brother came to stay with us, but it's been over three years, so we decided we need more space. So now we rented a townhouse.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Then I rented another one. Then I rented another one. So now we've got three. One's an office. One's a studio. One's just a giant fuck dungeon. So, you know, we have a lot of fun in it. The dog shit will stay in one house. We'll work in the other. You know, I'll get on that big penis in the other. It's a fun time over here at the Richards compound.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Yeah, that is so strange. And like, why are they staying in the nice Malibu home while the rest of them are going to be in like a triple townhouse situation?
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
So they walk in, they meet Sonya. She's like, well, I saw high intensity. I thought I'd come here. So Sonya's like, yeah, well, it's definitely going to be high intensity, but we'll take it easy, which I would never believe from a Pilates instructor. So Denise continues talking and she says, well, Sammy's my firstborn. She's 20 years old and she's very confident.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
She's a confident young woman with bad tattoos and It's just so interesting for me because when I moved to Los Angeles, I started acting when I was 20. So I see so much of her too, except for the whole acting and on the road to fame thing. But now I know how my parents felt when I did certain things in my career. Yeah. Yeah.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Yeah. Well, I'm meeting with a modeling agency next week. Yeah, because I think I want to start taking that really seriously instead of OnlyFans. Like, once I have another job that I really like, then I would stop it. I'm like, well, you also could just get a job. Yeah. It doesn't have to be a modeling job. I mean, go for it. Hey, if you get signed, then all the power to you.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
But, you know, there's like modeling is not the only option for you outside of OnlyFans.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I don't know, to be honest.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I think those people working at Van Leeuwen probably earn a pretty penny based on how expensive that ice cream is.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Don't even model. You're not even going to make that money modeling, by the way.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
It's just like, yeah, it's just really hard reading all the messages. It's like, it's like a lot. It's like, yeah, I was upset for you because I know what it's like starting in this business and having people say certain things. So I wanted to join. I just felt like I had to have your back. It's amazing.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Am I right? Denise Richards, it turns out her worldview is Costco. She's like, well, I want to get one when you can have three. It's like, so dogs, three dogs, three townhouses. Like, why is there only one of us on there? Where should at least be two of us on there? Let's see if we can get Lola in next. Oh, I love that.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Well, you could, Ronnie. Only fans. You could still do it.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Do something called accept fans. It's like, here, I'm gonna show news to everyone except fans.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
i love that being on only fans isn't embarrassing but when your mom is on it is embarrassing and by the way i don't have i don't think there's any shame in going on only fans i just think it's funny that like traditionally the idea of going onto the internet and like getting naked traditionally has been viewed as something like clutching your pearls but like she's like oh no i'm fine with that i just don't want my mother doing it which is hilarious i was listening to some of the parents in my neighborhood talk or maybe it was my sister telling me this but
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
So smart. Yeah, know your audience.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Other dads, yeah. So Denise is like, well, you know, so Sammy's like, it's just like really hard to explain this to your friends. She goes, well, I get it. You have a lot of explaining to do with your friends, with both your parents, because I really do. Yeah, but that's why we have a show. And she just looks at the camera like, am I right, Bravo?
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Yeah. Everyday Camille.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
And so we have the exes and the housewives together. So, hey, by the way, Camille, how old were you when you moved to Los Angeles?
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I moved in 1997, so I was negative five years old. Okay, Camille, you don't have to play. We know how old you are.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Yeah, it's not easy being married to me, Aaron. And he's like, no, it's not. And then she said it, and yeah, it's true. But you know, no, I know that. I'm not an easy person. He's like, yeah, I'm done. Yeah, I'm never getting divorced again. Even if we hate each other, I'm not getting fucking divorced, okay? So deal with it.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
You know what I mean? I don't care if it means that I got big pharma on my back for the rest of my life. I am not getting divorced from this man.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
and then we cut to her on her trip saying this has been the worst trip i've ever been on in my entire life and that is the truth so um she's like uh talking about like yeah your kids were your kids were there in positano that's nice well lola would not come because her and sammy are fighting and they're not speaking at all could you believe that she passed the positano because she's fine with her sister about some stupid
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
so um and also lolita that too so just want to add to the case um so denise is like well you know they're both young and i'm like you're not you're not planning on stuff to fight about in the future nothing so then sammy tells us the current beat between me and lola started when i broke up with not my last boyfriend but the one before that wait like sorry i shouldn't say before him but like i
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I should say before that. I should say before him. Not that. It's not nice to refer to men as that. Okay.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
breaking girl code. If you ask me, I would never do that to a friend, let alone my sister. Oh, whatever.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Team low on this one. Yeah, Team Lola sneaks like, well, I'm going to do a family barbecue. By the way, I haven't even looked at this. Look, these are all the rules in Malibu, what we can and can't have at a barbecue in a park in Malibu, right?
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Yeah, I can't even believe it.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Come on. That's odd. So actually I think that they can't have the, it's the trays. I guess the trays, there's no plastic. They want no plastic on those beaches.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I mean, is chicken considered meat? What the hell can we bring? Yeah, because I thought it was definitely, when I heard it first, I thought they said no meat or fish, but then reading it back, it's like, oh, it's like no meat or fish trays. Like you can't have the... All right, no gas, that's what I say.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Well, I grew up in Illinois, and you can bring whatever the fuck you want to do a picnic back there.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
You could just leave garbage everywhere because Trina was going to come by soon and just wipe it all away.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Yeah, well, I won't find something. So she tells this lady, yes, and we're doing a barbecue in Malibu, you know, hashtag snowflakes. Am I right? And the rules are just crazy. I mean, look, this is the material that we could use. She's like, okay, listen, I had a balloon store on the west side of Los Angeles. This is not my first time at the rodeo. Okay, let's see what we can do here.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
It's called eco-party wear. I mean, one of them says 100% natural. Jeez, motherfucker, shit, bullshit.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
So Denise is like, I don't think they're going to know that's plastic. I mean, do they even know what they're going to see as plastic? They got a plastic police. What if I tell them it's sugar? It's a fork made of sugar. Stupid fucking idiots.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
So Denise and Aaron arrive at the, at a park in Malibu and they're setting up stuff. And Denise is like, you know, when the girls were younger, we would do barbecues at the house every Sunday, just brings everyone together. It'd be the girls, it'd be Charlie, it'd be a line of prostitutes, just a fun night for everything.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I mean, I didn't know if people were watching us. Are they going to arrest us? Who knows?
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
All right. Okay. So people are showing up. So their nephew, Al, shows up with his wife, Lena. And then his parents, of course, Aaron's parents show up, like you said, with the Tupperware. And then... It's always been one, you know, I've always been, you know, the more the merrier, you know, that's my, that's my mindset when it comes to barbecues, town homes and golden retrievers. Okay.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
So the more the merrier everyone hop on in. Yeah.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
She's like, oh, wow, sounds great, Denise. There's a lot of history there. I mean, her son is my daughter's brother's, and we're just a big blended family. Look, here comes Brooks Gardner. We love him. He does great work. We never hired him, but it's a big family. Oh, wait. Also, everyone, this is Saul. He works at the Hertz down by LAX. Used him once about two years ago.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I just want to make sure everyone's involved.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
So Denise goes up to Brooke. She's like, Brooke, Brooke, I love your hair. She's like, yeah, I went blonde. Yeah, I love it. So by the way, the reason why I wanted to do a family environment is because Sam and Lowell have not spoken for a long time and they were always really close. And then a year ago we saw that they like love each other. They like, she's like, yeah, like we're really close.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Yeah. She like calls me like eight times a day.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Yeah, seriously. So Brooke is like, she's like, well, I don't know what it is about siblings because sometimes just being complete opposites, you know, Bob is more of an introvert like Charlie and Max needs a playmate and wants to do something. Well, I don't know who these names are that you're talking about, but I'm glad he came to the picnic. No plastic, by the way.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Sorry, go ahead. So then Denise is talking to Eloise and being like, hey, did you see there's a squirrel? And then Denise is like, you know, this is the longest day of those, my daughters have gone through something like this. I think they just need to be done with it. So she sits them down at a picnic table. She's like, okay, girls, we need to work through this, okay?
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
We've got, as far as I can see, about 10 minutes before the Malibu police crack down on this plastic parade. So come on, let's hash it out.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
It's like, well, I wouldn't speak to you like this if you weren't such a bitch, dude. Okay. Well, don't call her dude. She's your sister.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Yeah, Lola says some crazy shit and I feel like she always gets away with it because she's like a little sister.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I just feel like I'm just still holding a grudge against that.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Denise has a knife and she's just shoving it in there, trying to get this purse free from her. She's like, okay, listen, you're dumb. You're dumb. You're both dumb. You're two young twits. Now stop fighting because I got a purse stuck in the slats.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Let's just, like, move past the question. Okay, well, I think I just made it worse. Ha, ha, ha. And scene.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
yeah there's some amusing parts in it i mean these types of shows are not really my jam generally speaking like the um half an hour in the lives of a celebrity it's kind of light and fun and silly you know you know it's fine though i mean we you know i love denise richards you know i i love that she's just like i don't care dog shit i'll roll around and i don't care but um uh you
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Get it, because Tori's spelling is on the episode. Executive producer Lisa Vanderpump magic.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Well, I wouldn't remember if it were me. I mean, I was actually impressed you pointed out your lats. I mean, I'm just trying to get mad at Erica a little bit here. You want to join in a little bit? Do I have good lats? All right. We'll talk about your lats instead. Yeah, you've got amazing lats. Thanks.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
The first thing I saw, the first thing I was like, wait, that bothers you, Aaron? Are you really upset that you got a huge motherfucking hedgehog down there? He's like, no, no, it's just, it doesn't bother me. It's just like, well, what would you rather me say? You know what? The thing that I didn't fucking notice was a small ass penis. Come on. Okay. Beggars can't be choosers. Be happy.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
You know, I would not say that these shows are my jam. When Bravo rolls these shows out like once per year, there's some sort of version of this, whether it's this, whether it's Kim Zolciak, whether it's like someone getting ready for a wedding. But, you know, it's fun.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Um, so we see a flashback to the picnic and, uh, oh, we already saw that. And so Denise is like, well, my nephew, Al, he's kind of like a big brother to the girls. He lived with me on and off for a few years ago. You know, I think he'd be great because Al, you know, he's been through a lot of shit, you know, you know, he's struggled with drug addiction on and off for quite a few years.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
So he fits right in. And this is the longest stretch I have seen him really clean and healthy. It's, you know, I'm proud of him. I'm looking forward to him getting another hello kitty tattoo on his cheek.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
God, I was so mad. I was so mad at him. I actually... I actually went and drove down to all these different pawn shops and found my handbags. But, you know, it's just stuff. It's just friends, you know. But at the same time, though, when you find your bag in a pawn shop, you spend all that effort, and then it gets only for it to get stuck into a slat in a picnic table.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
You're going to get out a knife and fix that thing. That's why you have to bring plastic. Because guess what? A sugar cane knife is not going to free your handbag from a slat.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I'm here. I'm here. Put me on TV. I'm ready. She's like, oh, hey, what's going on? You look good. Really? I'm trying on a Dorit face. Oh, yeah. No, I really like the way it looks on you.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Real quickly, there are no flat tops here because I'm a little traumatized from Benihana. No, don't worry. And if there were one, we'd make sure to put a seatbelt on you. Oh, thank God.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Every time. That must have been awful. Truly awful. But it is also hilarious in, you know, from a macro point of view. So the first time I met Tori was on Beverly Hills 90210. And then Tori and I would just see each other at different events or shoots that we had. We actually got to know each other, I would say, in the last 15 years.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Just so you know, there's about probably six more episodes of the series to come. And every day, every episode, I'm going to introduce someone with the exact same backstory. Yeah. Well, you know, I met them about 20 years ago and we just see each other around and now we're friends. Two for two so far.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Just slice it real thin. Oh, so you're single now and you have a date? She's like, no. Oh, well, I think your divorce came at a great time. Yeah, it was the right time.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
It actually takes three. We know the answer to that, unfortunately. By the way, I think I was a little bit more handy than Charlie was. I mean, he was a fucking pussy. He's the one who wants those sugar cane knives. I grew up with my father who could build houses. By the way, how is your dad? Oh, he's good. He's good. I'm going to tell him you said hi.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
You know that a hairdresser a long time ago wanted to set my dad up with your mom. Can you imagine Candy and Daddy together? Oh, God.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
It's complicated.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
You know what would be fun? You know what would be fun is if your dad marries my mom, then you would probably get my inheritance instead. That's fun. That's fun.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I'm like, dad, please. I mean, how great would that be? We could be stepsisters, you and me. She's like, oh my God, that's a show. We could be stepsisters. And I do like a little graphic jokey thing. And Tori's like, no, no. I want this to be a show. Can we make this happen? This could be my way back.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Oh, my God. I didn't even mean to start it on the podcast. You know, I was talking about anal sex with William Shatner, as one does. And I mean, his voice was just saying something like, oh, you touch the clitoris. And I was like, whoa, this is mind boggling. But I am so here for it. So now anytime I get anal sex, I only think of William Shatner. It's so hot. And then you look at the comments.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
that's the thing you just have kids that are just wildly illiterate you don't have to worry about this you know when we were on the tabloids you know back you know back in the back in the 15 and 20 years ago days when we were on that we were on the tablets the girls were too young to even read them and i just wanted our home to be a sanctuary which is why i installed three sweat sex swings in every single room but you know now that they're older you know when they'll look back and be like wow mom she was her true authentic self
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
And I really applaud her for that. And I'm sure that my two daughters, as we've seen, who are very introspective, are definitely going to say that about me someday.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
By the way, I'm excited for your new show. I was kind of like, hey, how come she hasn't asked me to be on there? Does she even want me to be in there? Oh, my God. Will you come on my podcast? Yeah, of course I will. Thanks for asking me. I just had to twist your arm, stupid fucking friend.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
You know what America calls him? Who? This little joke. I have my daughters, Patrick Mulhoon. Get it. So he was so fucking hot. Oh my God. Patrick Muldoon was the hottest guy. Patrick Muldoon is like, you know how sometimes you hear people talk about hot people in the seventies. Like, there'll be like, Oh, this person like Leif Garrett or whatever. And you're like,
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I've heard about this person, but I don't really understand their cultural impact. Patrick Muldoon is like that. You really only know about him if you were around in the 90s, right? And if you were post-90s, you have no idea who Patrick Muldoon is. But if you were around in the 90s, Patrick Muldoon was so fine.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
There was this whole world of these hot actors who were on like soaps and Baywatch and things like that. Or like the run syndicated shows on like, you know, that'd be on at like 1130 at night or something. And it was like Patrick Muldoon. It was David Chokachi. It was the other David from Baywatch, Chavere or something like that.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
There were just all, and then there were all those guys that were on passions. Uh, the guys on passions. And there were some days of our lives guys. Uh, And they're all these just like this tier of soap stars or like bit players on 90s, like Melrose Place or 90210 that just kind of stayed in that realm. And then the 2000s came and I don't know what happened to them.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Maybe they all do Hallmark movies now, but to know them is to love them. So they call Patrick.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
He's like, you know, T, I don't really remember the 90s, but I remember both of you. But outside of that, I don't remember watching. Okay, all right. Well, we love you.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
That's when you need to pay attention. Story's like, I feel validated that you said that we dated. We did on my part. But I don't think that you felt that way about me. He's like, yeah, I love you. I don't know who's calling, by the way. All right, bye, sweet face, or whatever your fucking name is.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
yeah all right well let's start off with the first episode here um we see uh denise like here we go and we see all these clips from the show and everything and she's we just see lots of different things happening you know if someone wants to see my boobies i'm like fucking thank you and then i'm just trying to balance everything i'm an actress
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Story's like, I always wanted a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but I'm fine with this. But also, this was my way, now that I'm on this platform, for a few seconds to say, could I please have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, please? Thank you so much.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I did hear there was some talk about adding a walk of fame to the bus station though. And I will accept a star there as well. Port Authority, call me.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
And you know what they say about raves? You always have to be on time for a rave. I mean, talk. I mean, that is one place where tardiness is not allowed. A rave.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
And we don't really even know that they're super Christian at this point. They're just seem like gentle folk. And so Sammy's like, oh my God, we're putting on black lipstick because we don't want to be late for the rave. Oh my God. Oh my God. Colors, colors. Oh my God. Okay. What are the alerts? It's like, okay. Code green. If someone's yakking. Yeah. No. Code green is weed. Oh, okay. What's code?
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
What's yakking color? Color. Code ochre. Okay. Code ochre. And code green is if it's a weed smell. Oh my God. No. Code red is vomit. Ew. Vomit. Ew. Gross. And he's like,
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
And then we go back to Lola, she goes,
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I was like, oh, okay. She's a teenage born again in Hollywood. Got it. But she's not only like a born again, she's like a born again, born again, born again. Like there's been like births within births within births of born again. Cause she is talking about, she starts from this point on, she's talking about nothing but the Lord.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Cut back to the other girls. Like, is this lip, is this supposed to, is this supposed to burn? Is this lip stain supposed to burn? Because my lips are burning up so badly right now. God, fuck this shit. Back to her.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
It strains things. That was my favorite cutaway. When Sammy's like, okay, are you ready to go to the rave?
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Because I know I would be that person saying, guys, check out this strainer, because I still do that.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
You know what? You also learned a valuable lesson, which is that just because God tells you to go to the beach doesn't mean that he's guaranteeing the weather, okay? Yeah. There'll be clouds. Okay. You should appreciate it.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Yeah. By the way, appreciate the beach, whether it's sunny or not. Okay. It's the beach. I love that. She's like, I could have sworn God told me to come here. She's literally acting like she made plans with her friend to have coffee. And it was like a Tuesday and not a Thursday. I could have sworn today was the day we're going to meet. I also love her version of God.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
God damn. So then Leah and Sammy, now they like do like a photo shoot outside. Cause it's like a pre-read photo shoot. And Sammy's like, I would say in the past year, religion has been like very, very important to Lola. And let me just also add, so Lola's like,
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
So then Sammy's like, people who haven't been to a rave don't realize that what I'm wearing right now, this is actually too much clothes. And Leah's like, yeah, it's modest. Yeah, Leah, don't talk. It's my show. Okay, we've seen a butthole out, nips out. I feel like this is like conservative.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Hey, my cool mom. Hey, are we calling cuckoo birds? Being a parent in the public eye in Hollywood is really hard, especially when your mom and dad are Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen. By the way, Denise's voice has gotten more gravelly than ever. I was like...
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
so um he's calling them both and al's like so i just talked to your mom um it's kind of why i'm calling do you guys happen to have that handbag i sold you when i was a quote-unquote louis vuitton rep yeah your mom's still pretty mad at me about that anyway but i also heard like what's going on with you guys together and like i don't know i want to get you guys back together you open to that and sim is like i mean i'm just warning you like it might turn into a huge fight so i don't know
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Well, you know who really was a pioneer in terms of bed content? Padma Lakshmi.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Don't you remember? That was great work. I was personally going to do a call back to when Padma and Nigella Lawson got into a bed and had chefs serve them in Vegas. Like, please bring us breakfast. This is stupid. And she throws the omelet at the wall.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Okay. We don't do any intros for the show. We'll just start talking because my kids are out in that van. So anything that we don't have to include, we'll just, we just need to like get back to that van. So she's like, how are you doing? Can we talk about OnlyFans? Yeah. Okay. Well, I thought you were going to fucking join it, by the way. Why didn't you join OnlyFans?
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I mean, like, what the fuck are you waiting for, Tori?
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Damn, Denise's voice is so gravelly that I actually went back and looked up a clip from Wild Things just to hear what her voice used to be like.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
You know, you get used to it. Yeah. I'm working out a deal with OnlyGrills. It's sort of a spinoff thing.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
so uh have you had sex and steam by the way she's like um you don't have to answer that well i mean you can answer you cut it out afterwards if you don't want it out there am i right hey let's call a face again that's what you call them right now i call them smooth dunes and tori's like i did and denise goes i love that she's open and honest i was like oh yeah big big and kyle
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
It was tough. Thanks for that.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
and you still didn't put your tits out there and geez well it's hard enough going through divorce no matter who you are but charlie and i went notoriously went through one of the most public hollywood divorces which is my way of saying tori you better buck up because you didn't go through the rodeo that i did okay i was on the cover of a tabloid for two years straight every single month tori's like
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
oh my dream well yeah well i don't i know there are not a lot of tabloids now but back then they were alive but it was it was not easy to worry why are you crying right now why are you crying hmm tori's like okay before you leave we're gonna play a game where we all leave the host twenty dollars okay Now we go to Neptune's net, which is home of where Jack's proposed to Brittany.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
And I was like, hi, can I get a ride? I'm Denise Richards. I was like, this is a woman who's lived some life over 20 years.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Also a crappens listener. I believe one of the people who works there is a crappens listener. And so we have Al who's there and he's like, you know, Lena, my wife, I'm not worried about talking to them. They're sisters. They're going to figure it out. But if we can lead a horse to water, I'm pretty sure the horse can also lead us to some handbags. So keep an eye on that horse.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
yeah like finding a resolution right now it's like you know what we just want to like find where you're comfortable and that's where it's at guys that's like where it's at so he's like okay do you not lola do you not agree that you love your sister and you just want her to treat you in a different way yeah and i've told her that i love her a lot like i wish she would just like talk to me she's like sam is like okay like why are you saying that to al i'm like you're right here
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Why are you mean to me?
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I literally want you to run away. She's like, I asked her if she could stop hanging out with my ex because I thought that was really weird. And then she chose him over me and still does.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Okay, well, we'll keep it. She's like, we'll keep it civil. And, you know, it just took me a very, very, very, very, very long time to actually be able to, like, truly want to be best friends again. She's like, me too. So they shake hands. And Al's like, well, at least you guys are working on it. And they're like, I love you.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Team Lola, as odd as she is. Team Lola, unless we find out that that boyfriend was really actually very, very horrific and Lola should be standing up for her sister. But for right now, team Lola. My instinct says Lola. Yeah, me too.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
It was pleasant enough doing it, but I wouldn't say it is the most compelling TV for me, but you know, if you guys like it. We'll do it.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
By the way, I want to say something that I saw that was so random during Beverly Hills. I think it was Beverly Hills or actually maybe it was during their show. I don't remember which show I was watching. I think it was Beverly Hills. There was a commercial where Dorit and Jen Yeo from sold on SLC were driving. I haven't seen this commercial yet. And I just thought it was so funny because like,
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
How did Jen Yo get a commercial with one of Bravo's big stars? I mean, Jen Yo is on a show that no one talks about. We love it. But like, was Bravo kind of like, yeah, this show is going to be huge. We're telling you right now, book her for your commercial. And then it just didn't work out. Yeah, it was during that.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I didn't, I never saw it. So seeing it now, I was like, it's just kind of funny. They're like, oh my God, it's Jen Yeo. And you know, the audience is like, who? Yeah.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
All right, everyone. Thanks for listening. And we will catch you on the next episode of Watch What Crappens. Bye, everyone. Watch What Crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison King. Our way is the Amber way. It's the Foster and the Furious. It's Amanda Foster. It's Always Automatic with Ashley Otto.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crap Is, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Hi. What's going on with you? Not much. We're here today to recap the brand new series, Denise Richards and Her Wild Things. We're going to recap.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
She sure is swell, it's Raquel.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen, it's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. She gets an A, it's Kelly B. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Yeah. And we're going to get the babies. Let's go get the blondies. They're out here. So they go into this space where there's like all these golden retrievers just jumping around and everything. And Denise is like, can I sit down with them? And they're like, well, whatever you want. Aaron's like, you can do whatever you want. They're your dogs. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, hey, dogs.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Give them hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
And then we found out that the brother belonged to Casper Van Dien. So we adopted him too. So Casper's part of the family too now, which is exciting. Nice reunion from Starship.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I was married to Charlie Sheen. Sitting in shit was the least of the problems over in Anna household. Aaron's like, well, which dog do you think shows any signs of anything for being a service dog? Not only are they getting dogs, but one of the dogs is going to be a service dog for Eloise, who's special needs and has a chromosome situation.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Denise tells us that Eloise, we know from Beverly Hills, but she reminds us That Eloise was, they adopted her and it wasn't until she was five that they discovered that she had a deletion on chromosome A, which has caused development delays with her speech. And she's not hard of hearing, nor is she autistic, but she needs a service dog that will be a good match for her.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I'm doing... Lola has the most sing-songy voice I've heard in quite some time. You have Denise Richards, who is the opposite. Like, this is of a sing-songy voice. And then Lola, every time Lola talks, it really is like, well, I think that I can maybe do that.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Give it 20 years. It's like a bird chirping.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
So Denise is like, Lola works in a restaurant. She's a hostess and she lives at home. And I love her being home. I wish Sammy were still there, though.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I think that Lola is exactly a 19 year old kid from LA. Cause like teenagers in LA are either, they're like literally both of her daughters. They're either like tatted up going on only fans going to raves or they're like Lola, which is that they've like become born again, super Christian, you know, go into mosaic or whatever. Like this is, this is so, these kids are so LA, both of them together.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
We're aspiring to recap the first two episodes in one episode here, but we may split it up. We'll see how it goes. Anywho, before we dive into that, of course, we are continuing on with our national tour, the Mounting Hysteria Tour, which is resuming next week. Uh, we started off in Cincinnati. Then we're going to go to Minneapolis and Toronto all next weekend.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
surfy yeah very surfy but yeah there's so many of these kind of like teenagers that are in la who are crazy born again it's it's funny people think of la as this place the religion goes out the window and we're all heathens out here but there's a very strong kind of like born again vibe that happens especially from these like young actors who are kind of like lost at sea and they all kind of find community at these like that these like progressive churches etc
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I was like, oh my God, this is hilarious how she keeps saying the same word. And then cut to this morning, last night I stayed up making this like chocolate bar on my Instagram. And so I was documenting the entire process of making Dubai chocolate. So I had about like, I don't know, probably like 10 or 12 stories. So I was like, you know what?
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I'm gonna make that into a highlight so people can see my Dubai chocolate making. And so as I'm assembling all these stories together, Every single story starts with me going like this. All right. All right. Okay. All right. I was like, Oh God, I'm Denise Richardson right now. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. All right. All right. All right. We got this out. All right. We did this.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
All right. We did that.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
You know, it was, okay. It was very good. Like I'm definitely going to eat more of it. I made a few mistakes. The first thing is that I used Baker's chocolate because I was in a store and that was the only melting chocolate that they had. So I was like, oh, that'll be fine. Chocolate's chocolate. I'm not that chocolate's chocolate, but like,
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
This for this application of a candy bar, you know, this will be fine. So but I actually think I should I would have been better off using nicer chocolate. Second of all, I put too much chocolate in the mold. So it was very thick. Third of all, the filling, I mean, it was delicious, but you know, it does take time to do this. It's like a little bit more time than I was expecting.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
I thought you just make the filling, melt some chocolate and just slather it together and put it in the fridge, but it sort of took more time. But also, I mean, maybe it took time because I was also documenting it. But as delicious as it was, the texture was great. It kind of just tasted like a fancy peanut butter cup.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
It was just kind of like peanut buttery kind of filling, even though it's pistachio. It's pistachio and you got the katafi in there, which is shredded phyllo dough, which adds really nice texture. Overall, it was really tasty. I don't know if I feel compelled to do it again. It wasn't like this is out of control. This is a game changer. But I also have to hold space for the fact that
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
it was my first time ever using candy bar molds and i probably there's probably a lot of user error on my part so it was a fun experience very messy and you know five out of ten still eat it all i'll eat it yeah honestly it's kind of like that it's kind of like this is good get a peanut butter cup or get like a hershey bar and just chocolate you know some things it's worth just like i was trying to perfect uh macaron for so long and i finally did and then i was like but why
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
So I was like, fuck that. I'm going back to something else. If I saw a Dubai chocolate out in the wild, I would totally buy it. But I think that there's something to be said for like, you know, there's like... With a candy bar with a filling like that, you want like the thickness of the chocolate to be certain. There's actually a lot of subtlety that goes into it that I did not possess.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
And I think like a good hack would be just get like a really high quality chocolate bar, make the filling, the filling's easy to make, and then just slather the filling on top of the chocolate bar like a spread and then take a bite. I think it'll be honestly just as good as just making the bars yourself.
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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Then we're also the following weekend. We're going to go to Charlotte, Atlanta, and then we're going to go after that DC and Philadelphia. That's just how we're going to spend our March. We have more shows in April and may, but right now we're just talking March. So go to watch your crap at the.com to get your tickets. Also, uh,
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
Yeah, because they're destructive words. You should be. Well, especially because on this reunion, when you have Aaron saying like, oh, really? Now we're going to talk about tone, implying that we should be talking about words instead of tone or actions. And now it's like, wait, you're going to break down every single word?
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
but yeah these are like you said these are dangerous words and everything and brin's like maybe i wasn't angry i was hurt i didn't understand why why when you know she had when she had clocked when she had like made the cancer thing she was saying like you know she didn't realize you know when she said the thing about the cancer you know moms die of cancer she didn't like realize aaron was right there so maybe she was doing the same thing with me she didn't put two and two together but
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
That's why I went and told you guys.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
Mm hmm. So Raquel's like, we were so angry at Uba and it was the three of us in the room because Brynn, you said, I can't believe she's saying these things to me. She knows I was raped. I told her I was raped. And Jess was like, yeah, the context of the conversation was, I cannot believe this.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
And so Andy is like saying, yes, the context is hinging on the fact that she knew that and that like, then they were very upset with her on your behalf because she knew that information and she was being reckless with it. And so that's why they're mad at you, because now they find out that she might not have known that information.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
But I get everything because I'm hot. Of course, that's how I do. So, yeah, we talk about the room stuff here and assigning the rooms and all that fun stuff. And Andy's like, Uber, you had a lot to say about on the beach after Raquel took you to a visit. She's like, yes, I want to clarify things. I wasn't talking about the ocean.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
And Andy's like, let's go do your mind, Uba. I'm hot. Okay, what else? Do you remember the phone call before BravoCon? So she remembers it very clearly. And Uba starts to cry. And she's like, she never said it. Like, that's why when she told me, that's when I ran to you. I asked you. I said, I'm a human being. Maybe you told me. Maybe I don't know. I don't remember. Tell me.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
When did you tell me that? Like, remind me. And you didn't. You looked at me and you didn't tell me. And that's when I realized it's not true. And you never told me.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
Hmm. And so Aaron's like, okay, sit back, sit back. And she goes, since the day you met me, you want to discredit me. You want to hurt me. And she goes, let me tell you something. I always feel for you. Always like ask everyone, how many times do I stand up for you? And then everyone's like, yeah, Uber stands up for you all the time. And we're like, but that's why you were my first call.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
Sai is pretty direct here. She's like, Brynn, you weaponized your experience for the downfall of a friend. It is awful.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
Just shut up. She's like, do not see the implications of these allegations. And Brynn's like, it would be an allegation if I'm still sitting here like, well, she knew and she did this on purpose. But then like three minutes later after saying it, I was like, in her defense, maybe she didn't clock it. Off camera. Yeah. Yeah.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
Yeah. And and and, you know, Jessel's like, you know, something is not like you're making this sound so trivial. And Bryn's like, you don't have to tell me about this situation. It's a fucking trivial. And Jessel's like, no, but you're making it seem like that. And then Bryn's like, guys, it's getting to be too much. So then they're like, OK, all right, Bryn, all right.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
I was talking about the sewage that goes into the ocean that is also in the ocean. And the fact that the ocean is sewage.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
So Aaron's like, cause Andy's like, what do you want to say to the other women? And when she says that, like, that was what she wanted to say. And Aaron is like, I reached out to you daily and then you blocked me. And Jenna's like, I reached out to you and you just didn't want to talk about it. You completely shut down. And then Brynn's like, yeah, well, sometimes people just like shut down.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
Which was funny because she was just holding Rebecca to task about like, not like, Rebecca does not want to talk about her religion. And maybe she just, I'm not, this is totally different things. I'm not trying to say they're at the same level of what,
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
You know, I'm dealing with two things that no woman should have to deal with in life, which no one is arguing that she's a hundred percent correct. She goes, and you guys are like, well, you said one thing was different. And then you admitted that maybe you were confused the moment and you had a fucking horrible person and you're the worst person ever was.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
And it was all this master plan to ruin people's lives. It's like, but no one's saying like, you're a terrible person because this happened to you and that you have trauma as a result of it. It's that like, In that moment, you went there, the reason when it was a petty fight with Uba, Uba was hitting below the belt saying like, oh, you slept with someone to get here.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
And your defense of that was how could you, yes, but your defense, yes. And your defense was how could she say that about me when she knows this was my life experience, you went there with it. And then it turns out that actually she didn't know that. So it's like, that's what people are holding her to task. The audience knows this. I don't, we don't have to preach the audience about this.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
It's just very frustrating the way that Brynn is interpreting it.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
All I'm saying is if you are a hot person, don't go swimming. If you're not hot, go swimming. But hot people don't touch the sewage.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
Boo. Boo. So, um, everyone's like, I want everyone to stop lecturing me. So Andy says, he's like, okay, well at the end of the season, you said there were some ownership that you were looking for brand to take over the situation. Aaron, what is that? And Aaron's like, I just think that Uba didn't know. And I think that an apology, she should have an apology so we can just move forward.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
So Brynn is like, I did say it. Like, did she know? Of course not. Of course not. I love Uba more than probably most anyone here. So I think that's why it hurts the most. And it just like fucking hurt to hear that. By the way, if you love Uba the most out of everyone, why were you on her ass the entire trip until Uba snapped? Why is that? Like, let's not forget.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
You just said, Ronnie, that Brynn started this whole thing, which is true. That's not what you do to someone that you love, Brynn.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
So they hug and Uba goes back to her seat and Andy's like, okay, we'll leave it right there. All right, let's take a break.
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#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
And then Brynn is like, you know, she's just saying, Brynn and Uba have this like moment where everyone's offset and, you know, Brynn is like, it's just like, it's like, I felt that way and I'm sorry, but you know me, you know me, you know I love you and you protect me with everything and everyone. And they're just like bonding and everyone else is in the, they're having this whole private moment.
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And then Andy comes over and he's like, hey, sorry, I left my phone here. Okay, get back to it. So funny.
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Yeah. And Uber's like, they really love you, Bryn. What you said is really hurting them. We'll get through this. And she goes, I don't know this time. She's like, sad, baby. And Uber's like, but with this haircut, you could. You could get through them with this haircut. She's like, maybe. So then in Jenna's dressing room, the producer's trying to take away Jenna's champagne.
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And she's like, it's ginger ale. It's ginger ale.
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Raquel actually has a nice moment. I know we all are like, oh, don't cave in to Brynn. But if you're going to cave in, I thought this was a nice moment. She goes to Brynn's dressing room and she sort of grabs her by the shoulders. And she's like, look, I know what I... And she said, Brynn, I know what I said on camera was really hurtful. And my heart was broken for you. And we all love you.
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And she's like crying. And she's like, we just all want us back together. We all really, really love you. It was like a moment of... I thought it was like actually a very lovely moment of tenderness from Raquel to someone who was very broken.
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so then but you know that's me i mean honestly i don't care enough i don't care enough i thought it was a nice moment i'm not gonna die on a hill about it it was like nice nothing to argue with you about it i just no i know i'm not taking it that way i'm just saying like i'm just saying like this this was so frustrating this is a long episode it was
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i hate to be a hater i hate being a hater on our show like i hate podcasting and not not being able to find like the the funny not being able to find the joy like i feel like our job is to even in the shittiest or most depressing or saddest episodes we find the humor we find the jokes like we make it funny and like we find the laughs and honestly i'm just like
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um you know what it is it's we're so close the end of this wretched season that i've like you know you get it's like it's like when you get when you start to approach home and you kind of have to go to the bathroom and the closer you get to home the more you have to go to the bathroom anymore you're like oh my god oh my god it's like oh my god we're so close the end of this season i don't even want to find the funny i just want to put a pin in it and just be like and that was it for the season like bring out the pavlova stick your fork in it
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And that was it. That's kind of where I'm at. There were some fun moments. There were some laughter. But overall, this was not a good season at all.
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ridiculous and I can't believe that they're all doing it it's just I was booing in my I think I think what it is like it's easy for us to be like oh my god I can't believe you caved in I think when you're sitting there in front of someone who is like broken and someone you know and they're just like you just see they're a broken person and and they're like in tatters like you can't help but feel like kind of bad for them and like I think that's just what happened I think that's just what happened because we don't have any stakes in it
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She's like, I'm not going to get dragged into Puerto Rico, into Puerto Rico drama. I'm not, I'm not going to get an island mad at me.
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I think if you're a compulsive liar and you're manipulative, you are a broken person. And so they're seeing her not... They're seeing like, oh, she does this because something is broken inside of her. And they just... They go from being angry at it to just sort of compassionate.
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Because I think they all know our lives will go on and we're going to thrive and we have a trajectory, but she's going to have to... Until she really deals with this. And it sounds like she's trying to deal with it, but... they know it's like, oh yeah, we could be mad at her, but we ultimately know like, like, like our lives will probably be okay going forward.
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And hers is it's, it's, it's a tough path forward for her. So they just feel bad. And so like, for us, it's easy to be like, fuck, fuck them for going back to her. But I can imagine being in that room and you know, me, I'm a softy. Ultimately I talk a lot of shit, but I'm a softy. And if I were in that room, I'd be like, oh my God, Brent, I'm going to give you a hug. Not me.
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People hurt people, Rami.
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Yeah. Um, so this continues for a very long final thoughts. Yes. It's over Pavlova. I mean, Pavlova people, goodness, bring in the Pavlova. Okay. There's more talk. There's more monologues. There's more of this. There's more of that. I got to improve myself. I want to be there. Like, I don't have a microphone. I feel bad for Jess. I feel that it's happened.
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We've seen it a million times on this episode alone. Pavlova cue the Pavlova.
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Yeah, see, finally. Why do we drop that in there? Wait, all this time, Jenna's Pavlova was Naomi Watts' Pavlova? Why do you wait till the end of the season to tell us that? We could have had a whole episode on that. Like, that's the fun stuff, Roni.
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Is it a business? Naomi Watts Pavlova. What? Yeah. Where did this come from? Is that a famous vegan swan Pavlova? Disgusting. I don't even see anything about it. I'm not even a thing.
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No, I did not have fun with this episode. I didn't have fun watching it. And I always have fun talking to you, Ronnie, but this was a test. This was probably one of the hardest podcast episodes to do only because it was just, it was just, it just kept on going. It kept on going. We've covered boring ass episodes before, but this one really, this one I think broke me today.
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This one took the pavlova. My meringue is cracked at the moment, but you didn't break this show, bro. This episode broke me. Okay. Just give me Jessel. Give me Jessel. Give me Uber. Um, somehow became someone who's pro side ditch the rest.
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look dubai in my opinion had a terrible first season and then they had a hilarious and excellent second season now unfortunately no one watched it because they had a bad first season so i i do know that these shows can rebound so you know i'm just saying this season i didn't like and we'll go forward we'll see what happens next season but let's see what happens my pavlova is cracked
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She was saying that to lay an egg on you. She was saying that to the egg on you. And Bryn goes, I wasn't trying to egg you on. I said I was going to, I had to pee. And she goes, I'm going to go fucking die in the Hudson River like I care. I only apologize for ruining your childhood memory about the beach. Everyone thought it, but they were not going to tell you.
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The best time. But don't go in the ocean. Do not go in the ocean. Also had the worst time. So Andy is like, all right, okay. So Jenna...
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Jenna, let's talk about your vagina hair, vagina hair. We're just going to scroll through all the commentary there straight and long. And it's going through it in this situation. When did you realize your hair was this? It looks like, oh, it looks like Jessel's hair. All right. Well, Uba, the women on the trip in their interviews expressed worry and anxiety about About Jenna's hair. Just kidding.
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We're talking about Jenna's hair still. No. They don't like the way you handle conflict. How does it feel knowing your friends avoid bringing certain topics up around you because they're worried about your reaction?
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See, this is why Uba, okay, this is why I say Uba can continue on. Because like answers like that are hilarious to me. Again, Uba and Jessel, at the very least, Uba and Jessel. If you don't want to take Psy, fine. But Uba and Jessel, they can go forward in my book.
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Naomi wish. Giselle wish. I'm not afraid, but sometimes I don't want to deal with it.
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Yeah. They say it takes a long time to have an argument with Uber. You know, she's like, oh, well, and Aaron goes, and this is my issue that I have. oh, well, you have an issue with everybody except for Naomi and Giselle. And Aaron's like, do you even know what I'm going to say? She goes, the issue did you have with everybody? She goes, well, because those are relationships.
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That's not nice to say.
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So, Raquel, what is your reaction to being new to the group about people feeling like they don't want to make Uba upset because they're worried about her reaction?
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Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So now we continue on. I don't like that you take a breath. You're like, oh God. Well, because I see what's happening next.
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And he's like, well, that's not the point. We're talking about your friends censoring themselves because they are worried about your reaction. They should. They should. But that's not a healthy relationship. That's not a true friendship.
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All right. I want to go back to the conversation by the pool. Aaron, you told Jessel you're not part of the shit talking. Now that you've seen it, do you want to talk back that lie? And she's like, I mean, yeah, I was sitting there. I mean, I wasn't saying much. I was chiming in, but I wasn't offering information.
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yeah and uber's like well you don't get a sticker for that and erin's like uber you won't give me a sticker for anything she literally won't give me a sticker so uber's like and you know what even make me more mad while i was watching you actually switched the entire conversation by saying her husband called you and she goes did you see it oh i saw it i saw it
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Yeah. All right. Well, you said there was a big difference between saying you sucked a dick for a job and saying someone slept with someone for a job. What's the difference? And she's like, oh, well, you know, well, they're both really mad. Like, but to me, like, you know, you suck a dick to get the job.
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But like, maybe I have a dick and maybe you have a dick and maybe we have a dick and like, you know, you suck dick to get job, you know, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, you know, nothing like that. I mean, I'm hot. I'm hot. Can I just say, and in conclusion, I'm hot. And he's like,
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Andy does the thing where he cocks his head. He goes, he like swivels his head to the side really aggressively. And she goes, okay, don't look confused. Okay. I'm a hot person talking to you.
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I am like, honestly, I'm not going to lie to the people here. This is torture for me.
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I mean, here's the thing with Brynn is that like.
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whether she told uba or not is almost immaterial because she she believes she did and i don't even know if i question if she believes like i i like this whole story could could actually be true it was like a word vomit it went by quickly uba like it just somehow uba missed it like that could be true i think where the issue is and this is what jenna says is that
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is that Brynn hinges an entire thing. Like she makes it the crux of her argument. Like, why is it that what Uba said in the car was above and beyond bad is because she knew this about me and she's using it against me. Like she pretty much outright says that. And it's such a horrifying thing that like Uba would use it against her
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that like everyone is massively upset and where Brynn is, it's like whether Brynn is lying about whether she told her is almost doesn't matter because all we do know what does come out is that Brynn isn't totally sure that Uba knows.
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And therefore it's really shitty that Brynn would say it with authority on camera for America to see, but then off camera would be like, well, actually maybe she didn't know that. So that's what's so terrible about it.
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yeah like everyone there is like we all heard like you never said that like and i don't think anyone here is motivated to lie right now and and brian just keeps on digging in and she's like actually i was saying like in her defense in her defense you know whatever And I was rambling and dah, dah, dah, dah, dah.
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And they're like, and then she said that, like, she says that everyone in the group was asking questions like, how rich was he? Who is this guy? And they're like, we never asked any of those questions. We never asked that. You're making stuff up again.
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Some of our favorite Housewives episodes are when the cast goes on group vacations. I mean, hello, we just watched SLC go nuts in Mexico. Or what about Scary Island? Or what about Morocco? I mean, it goes on and on and on.
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I love being hot and black. So then Aaron is like, I think the issue is that when you said that in your mind, you thought you were being protective, but it was out of context because it kind of felt like out of left field. Let me help you with this really simple way to apologize. And then he's like, yeah, I think that's what she's trying to apologize for. Yeah, I accept it.
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As a hot person, I will accept your apology.
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And they're like, yeah, I know. Someone should say something. Don't take the bait.
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I really enjoyed Sigh in this reunion. I would say, you know, because everyone keeps talking about, like, what do we do with Roni? I think Sigh has actually earned a spot in the next one. I think that Sigh has not had good stuff to work with. Seeing her now this season, she is like... She does give like that honest sort of response and she is quick. And like, we didn't see it much last season.
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Last season, she was grouchy and kind of annoying and very much about being an influencer. And this season she is giving real housewives, but she doesn't, I mean, look what she has to, to, to, to, to work off of bounce off of. So I feel like give, you know, put Cy and Jessel on a cast and Uba and then build around that with some like crazy people from the Upper East Side.
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And I think we've got a show. Oh God, no.
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Uba makes me laugh, though. So, like, I feel like when people make me laugh, there's credit. Jaisal makes me laugh. And I'm saying, like, not because they make jokes, but because Uba says things like... Oh yeah, I'm hot. I get everything for free. So I love being hot.
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I know, right? let me just finish my sweet grain. Um, it was like, I mean, you think people are going to go through shit and then you hear other people's story and then you're like, we don't know what other people are carrying, you know?
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Like I actually did not, I did not take that as shaming of not, I took it as like, it sucks that like that, that, that this is the way the situation is like, like, well, I took it that way because of what she said in the last reunion, which was just adding onto that.
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Yeah, well, out there, everyone's having a hard time. Like, this is fucking hard. Okay? Everyone's like, yeah, I just want a hug. Don't throw me at me. And Jenna's like, well.
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So then in Raquel's dressing room, so I was like, did she say I tormented her? She said I made her life hell. And Raquel's like, yeah, for like five weeks. She's like, yeah, what did I do? She's like, you didn't do shit like me this entire season. Yeah, even Andy's like, what did she do? Right. Yeah, like, what did I do? Okay, you've said it five times. I get it now.
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I'm starting to feel tormented also.
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um yeah i mean people it sucks it sucks for brin right now of course it does suck because now like if she's trying to make like an honest you know overture to to make amends to grow to build back up trust whatever it's gonna be hard people are gonna think the worst because that's what happens when you lie and manipulate all the time that when you finally decide you're not gonna be that person anymore people are not just going to accept it on face value sorry it is well and also the fact that
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Yeah. He was so fucking awful. Like, there's one thing projected and another that's happening behind my back. I just don't like that. So back to Brynn's room, Jenna's like... No one thinks you have bad intentions. It's just that we all think you're kind of a shitty person who lies and maybe shouldn't be around us anymore. But not bad intentions. Good intentions, for sure. Good intentions to lie.
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Like you were going to use that lying for charity. We all believe that. But the thing is, it's all about intentions. It's like... No, like actually, if anything, the big catchphrase of the past four years is impact over intentions, bitch. Impact over intentions.
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Honestly, it's just really convenient that Wayfair has everything our home needs. I mean, because I'm going to get a coffee table, I might get a lamp, and it's just all there on the website.
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well because i guarantee there's been like chatter that they've probably all been texting and aaron is you know aaron obviously has a beef with rebecca so she probably has been texting with all of them like rebecca kind of sucks right like she's supposed to help the show and she's not on the show she's not sharing where she's probably poisoned the well um and like i think i think what it is is uh no i'm sorry to interrupt you i just want to give my thing before we move on
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They also probably did not get enough free shit from her. So Andy is like, all right, so Brynn, you and Rebecca hashed things out in Puerto Rico, and you said you might even go shopping together. What has happened? And Brynn's like, not yet, but I saw.
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Um, because by the way, one thing we never got into, which I was hoping we'd get into was, uh, the whole, um, Rebecca and Brynn fight about like the, when you're a parent, you'll know. Cause I would have liked that to be really relitigated just for the fun of it. So then Rebecca's like, yeah. Um, when are we going to the Rexis? And she goes like, ah, page six, taking an origin rec.
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Rebecca's like, yeah, we picked out a bag for you. She's like, oh, baby. So Andy's like, all right. Well, uh, poop from skipper says, uh, George wants to know when it started to click that Bryn had an issue with you. And she's like, you know, it was really fun to hear about Bryn trying to make fun of my brand that I built over the past 20 years.
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And it started to click when I found out about the Nordstrom rack comment. That was, that was when I found out. Yeah.
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And this is what fucking sucks about Brynn is that she's she like throws the shade at Rebecca. Not because she even feels it. I don't think she even feels it. I think she does it because she knows it's going to create like a scene. It'll be funny. So it comes from an inauthentic place. So within any interaction that's built off of that, there's going to be it's going to be inauthentic.
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And it just sucks. And then she's like, people, if I try to apologize to someone, they're going to say I'm being inauthentic and manipulative. It's because we see you doing it time and time again. You literally just said, if I say this to you, you're supposed to say this back.
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But instead, Rebecca had a reaction that was authentic to herself, which is like, I'm not going to engage with this because I'm 30 times more successful than Brynn, who still has not been able to name whatever job she has. And I don't have to do your stupid games to promote my shit.
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Yeah, they're acting like this is a wholly unique phenomenon. So Rebecca talks about how her business shrank 70% after COVID. So she was like, she wanted to do this as a way to get back into the mix. This is a flashback on the helicopter. And that's when Brynn says, So Andy's like, so you thought she was being inauthentic? And Brynn's like, yeah, you're wasting everyone's time.
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Are you kidding me? You're going to be the one to talk about wasting time? It's been two years that you've been wasting my time. We sit here. You know what I could be doing right now? Literally anything else in the world. I could be going to Nordstrom Rack instead of sitting here talking on a podcast about you because you're a waste of space on this show.
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And you've dragged down an incredible franchise. And we have to sit here and talk about it.
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I know why we're standing up. Well, aside from the fact that like, we've sort of oddly, I've oddly enjoyed her all season for reasons I can't explain. Cause I do think that like, I do enjoy her squint acting. It's like very effective for me. Like I love, cause all everyone on this cast has like, or the cast in general comes together and produces very boring television.
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And then she just comes in and squints at them like, wow, wow, you guys really are so boring. And I know you're calling me boring, but I'm squinting at you and I can see that you're the boring ones. So, like, I like that. But the other thing is that I don't remember even what my other point was. I got squinted. My other point got squinted right the hell out of me.
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I know. I was like, I know where we're standing up for her. I can't remember why, but we are.
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I think it's like, oh, here's why I get mad. Here's why I get mad. Because I feel like in this segment, they are so dismissive of her in a way where they're not dismissive of each other in a way that I would have liked. Why are they not holding Jenna to task? Okay. I'm sorry. I like Jenna, but she's been fucking boring all season. She made a, she made a Pavlova. Okay.
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So like, as I like Jenna and I also like, I also like Rebecca, but they don't, they don't take Jenna to task at all about being boring. And you cannot tell me a single thing she did this season besides making Pavlova and renting Bentley.
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Uba shared kind of a bit. I just realized the answer, Ronnie. I figured out why they are so mean to her. I totally just figured it out. The pregnancy prank was so reviled by the audience. And everyone like after that pregnancy prank thing happened, people were like, that's it. Get rid of this entire cast. And now they are scapegoating Rebecca for it. And the truth is Aaron.
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Yeah, Erin, I think was just as culpable. And she'd probably be like, no, I helped her out. But no, I'm sorry. No, truth be told, it's production's fault. This is neither. They just did a prank. It's fine. They did a prank. People do pranks. Production made the mistake of putting it at the center of the trailer and building it up and fucking with the audience. That was the fault of the showrunner.
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Showrunner should be fired from the show. I'll just say it. But like, I think the cast is Eric Fuller, I think, isn't it?
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everyone that's what they're saying is Eric that's what everyone's saying how many shows does this guy get to fuck up before you guys just fire his ass like seriously come on man I I feel like I want like before I fully like get on the uh Eric Fuller like hate train I have to double check to make sure like there's probably other people who've gone from show to show to show and so like I don't want to just put it all on Eric but he has been on all three flop shows recently Atlanta Potomac and this and like that's a problem
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And let's not forget, it could have been an okay prank, but Erin was the one who ruined it. Erin told Brynn, she's like, it's actually a prank. And then Brynn then did all of her ridiculousness. And it just became this stupid, annoying thing that like, even if it was solely Rebecca's idea, Erin literally fucked up a prank.
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She goes, you know what? Can we talk about something? I mean, you're not actually nice. That's what I've learned. Oh, okay, Aaron. Swing for the fences, Aaron. Let's see what you got, baby.
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so Rebecca's like okay like you want to talk about this now or later and Aaron's like well whatever you'd like to do so Andy's like why is Rebecca why do you think Rebecca's not nice because she called me to complain about me bringing up how are you Jewish and how are you a Scientologist which was approved language actually from you and
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But she didn't like the tone in which I said it, you know, because then proceeded to text with some crazy messages while I'm at Bravo Fan Fest about to go on stage. And then we played phone tag. And then the first time she texted me about the Scientology stuff, my dad was in that episode. And she goes, wow, you know, I didn't realize your dad was in that episode.
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It was probably shitty timing for me to complain about the tone of the way you said something. What a fucking bitch being considerate about the fact that my dad was in the episode.
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What a fucking bitch. What a fucking bitch. What a monster.
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But actually, as it turns out. that she did because she's like, Yeah, I did reach out to you after you said your dad was sick and everything. And she's like, Look, I even sent you a poem. I checked on you. And Aaron's like, Oh, wow, she sent me a poem. And, you know, it sounds silly, like, oh, my God, she sent her a poem. But then when you see the text in the context,
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She, you see that she sends a text with like some sort of poem and she goes, this is something that really helped me out in my life or whatever. It was actually like a nice, a really nice text to send. It was just so, so now Aaron's like, oh really? You didn't even reach out. I was like, it's literally right there. She reached out. She's such an asshole, this chick.
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So then it comes to you didn't check on me a ton. So it doesn't. Now it's not. You didn't check.
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So then Rebecca's like, you know, I was mad that you were suddenly trying to separate yourself from, well, then they start up at the prank and Rebecca's like, I was mad that you were trying to separate yourself from it as if you had nothing to do with it. And we see a text from Rebecca that says, so that's how this goes, huh?
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Instead of a joint like and accepting responsibility and apologies to those upset for this, I have done for what I've done. You just bought, like you just took the opportunity to like throw me right in front of the bus. And Aaron's like, What kind of text is this? Why can't you call and have a normal conversation?
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And also like you totally delighted in being part of the prank. And now you're acting like it was something you were dragged into. We saw you, you saw how much fun you had with it. We saw how you sat there at the table and were like a willing and active participant in it. We saw the way at the ball, at the dodge ball thing, you walked off the Rebecca and Kiki with her and laughed.
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So don't act like suddenly it was like, Oh, it was like this thing I'd heard about what's going to happen, you know?
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And Aaron's like, you know, Rebecca, we're supposed to be talking about like how we feel in the moment of filming. Like that's what a confessional is. And Andy's like, yeah, has she given you a clear explanation? pun of how she could be Jewish and a Scientologist. And Aaron's like, I don't fully understand. I mean, yeah, she explained it, but I don't understand.
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Believe it or not, I felt like Rebecca gave an explanation that I understood how it worked for her when she said Judaism is her religion and then Scientology is her philosophy. I mean, it is sort of strange to have two religions in your life at the same time. But I also was kind of on this mindset of like, you know what, just... It's working for her. It's what she likes.
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If she winds up having to fork over a chunk of her salary or not to the Scientology, that's on her right now. And I just can't summon the energy with everything else going on in the world to get mad about someone else's choice about what they're doing with their money and their religion.
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And he's like, but you gave her talking points. It sounds like anyone can say anything and you're on a reality show. So you can see Andy's mad at that point. Whenever Andy hears that someone's like holding back, he gets upset. So Bryn was like, yeah, it's unscripted. Oh, shush, Bryn. Miss, like, you're supposed to say this when I say this. And then you're going to say it's unscripted.
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That's why I was like frustrated with this because I felt like, you know what, to be honest, the Scientology aspect of Rebecca is like not what I care about. You know, it's like I care about her interactions with people on screen. And of course we didn't get a lot of that. And she did tell us at the crappies, like I was talking a lot and they edited it.
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They just edited everything I was talking about. but like, I, I want to hear, I would have loved to have dug in more about her fight with Brynn. I would have let their relationship with Brandon. Cause I thought that was fascinating. The way that Brynn was trying so hard to get under Rebecca's skin and like, Rebecca wouldn't do it. Or like why Rebecca wouldn't drink.
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Like, let's, can we just talk about the stuff that happens on the show? Like the Scientology stuff is like, it's, It's a fun thing to kind of discuss, but this entire segment just became about Scientology. And I was like, I didn't tune into Rebecca to find out about Scientology, honestly. If I wanted to, I would watch the documentaries that you're talking about.
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Yeah, so Aaron's like, well, I'm just curious because I didn't say anything in the confessional other than the Jewish thing. So Rebecca goes, well, I just think the tone you took. And Aaron goes, oh, tone. And Rebecca's like, sorry, I said the word tone again. I'm like, when is Aaron, all of a sudden Aaron's going to be like, I didn't like the tone.
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I feel like half of Aaron's fights and issues and the way she excuses herself is like all about tone. She's like, I didn't say it with that tone. I said it with this tone. I was like, hey, this will be a funny thing. Not like a, hey, this will be a funny thing.
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By the way, Brynn, we saw that. You did not hold her hand and say, oh my God, what do we do? You were like, if people ask us, what should we say? Should we be like, we know what to say about this? There was no expression of care in what you were saying. So Rebecca's like, I know. And I said, you can say no comment because you don't know how to answer those questions and they can come to me.
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Brynn's like, Yeah, but that's weird. That's like not how stuff works in life. No comment. That's like creepier. Then you're at it with the creepiness. Well, then you come up with your own fucking answer, Brynn. What do you want us to say? She said say no comment. If you don't want to say no comment, since you seem to be so media savvy, then why are you even asking her in the first place?
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I mean, Jesus Christ. And by the way, why is no one applying this energy to Jenna's personal life?
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So Jenna is like, she's like, sorry, I'm just like saying for me, like, because I saw that you felt reluctant at the picnic and whether that was reaction to brain or someone else, like we were all feeling like we just like, we didn't want to bring it up because it felt like it was a closed subject.
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I'm like, Jenna, you're the one who's like, I refuse to bring my fiance on TV and I'd be like, oh no, it's a closed subject. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's why she's not going to talk. Yeah, it's like, I'm not sitting here trying to stand up for Scientology. I'm not. But what I am going to stand up for is someone who has these idiots coming for them, you know? And that's where I get so mad. So I'm like, I will stand up. I will take a stand for Rebecca Minkoff.
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Because I just feel like they're such hypocrites and they like, we are stuck with their boring asses for a whole season. And then someone comes in and is honestly more or less innocuous. She squints at Rebecca, squints at them, talks about shitting her pants, having mucus on her boobs or whatever. And more or less is like, whatever.
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And then suddenly they treat her like she's like the garbage of the earth. It's like, no, you people are the ones who have made our lives so annoying. Yeah. Of, you know,
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Well, then. Well, then. So they're like, well, no, they're like, well, we try to get to get to know you. We try to ask you questions. And Rebecca's like, you guys never even bothered to get to know me.
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because you moved to florida a week before we started filming and you like fly in to film with us and you know i love rebecca's response because she goes you know what though i own two houses here and i pay taxes here like most successful people live in multiple places so don't tell me about where i live i was like i thought that was actually a really good burn that did not get the credit it deserved it was her way of being like yeah i am extremely successful i have a house in florida i can do that yeah i'm allowed to homes you twit and brendan
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I know. And she goes, she goes, that's completely untrue. Are you like the location police? Like, who are you? And Brynn's like, I don't even know what that means.
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Thanks. Yeah. And then Brynn, you can see Brynn wants to make a comeback about like Scientologists like stalking people who've left their religion. But she's like, I'm not going to do that on TV.
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I mean, it's hate speech to keep calling a religion a cult. And, like, you wouldn't be asking me these questions about Christianity, Muslim, Judaism. I'm, like, tired of attacks. And it's only, like, okay for this religion. It's, like, nah.
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And she's like, I'm not going to just be out of the blue and be like, guys, let me clarify this. And then Brynn's like, but there's like a negative connotation around it. And there's like so many misleading things. And I told her in the helicopter, like, maybe use this as a way to set some of the records straight.
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And like, tell us about like what you just said earlier when you sat down, like how many... Okay, but Brynn, you're also the one who just cried in the dressing room saying like, you didn't want to like call up Uba, right? Like you understood the value of like bringing something up in the proper context and not calling someone out of the blue.
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So now like you have to, now you're saying to Rebecca, like, oh, Rebecca, just start talking about it. And Rebecca doesn't want to talk about it. She probably does not want to like make this her identity on the show.
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I think if Rebecca Minkoff had been more of a fan favorite, and I think the fans were basically indifferent. I don't think that people even hated her. I think they're just like, ah, she's whatever.
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Yeah. And I think that like, when, um, like if they, if, if the fans had liked her, Aaron would have been kissing her ass. But then Aaron saw this was like a, like an easy person that she could dunk on. So she's just like, whatever.
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So Rebecca's like, and for anyone that I offended with my infertility and terrible pranks and, you know, like as someone who went through it myself, that was insensitive. And I had no idea, but like, not just beyond you guys, anyone who's dealing with that, I really apologize. Yeah. And he's like, okay. Does anyone have anything else they want to address with Rebecca?
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And they all just sit there quietly. They, like, don't even acknowledge.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen. It's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
Give them hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
this was, this was a long, long episode. It was, it was supersized and yeah, they did all cave. I mean, you know, it's, I think though, like on a certain level, like I think we all feel bad for brand. She is a damaged person who has to lie to get through life. And like, I don't want to be friends with that. I don't even want to watch it, but I can still feel bad for her.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
Like for the, the, the traumas in her life that have happened. really formed this as her personality. Like you do feel bad, but like, I don't, I hope Jessel does not. I hope Jessel moves onwards and upwards because Bryn really fucked with Jessel's marriage. Like really everything that Jessel says is like really true. And that's really devastating.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
Listen, you can be broken and damaged and you can be all those things. You can be a liar. You can be destructive. But if you're not campy and funny, then we have no use for you.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
It's not about telling jokes. It's like you have to have a certain camp value to you about a certain light delusion that we enjoy. But Brynn doesn't have that. And Brynn thinks she does.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
i didn't know that someone sent that to us what movie was it again i don't know mila kunis and something yeah someone said it was mila kunis was it black swan no no no i mean mila kunis has been in like two movies that i've seen black swan and forgetting sarah marshall and then uh nothing really since then and i think you know
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
Well, I haven't finished my sentence, Andy. The answer is yes. You just have to let me finish my sentence. Also, Bryn, I mean, Bryn distorts my words and says I was talking about the love of my life who has been my husband for 10 years and the father of my children. And Jenna's like, an apology is more fucking works.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
It's no more fucking words because honestly, the spin is really dark and I just cannot believe they would actually do that to her, Bryn.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
I'm just so upset about it. I want to prove to you that I'm not that person. I'm a sexy baby. And I want to earn back your friendship. And I'm like, absolutely like mortified. I mean, not by anything else I did this season, but this I'll be mortified about. You think I really want to fuck with someone's fucking marriage? Yes, Brynn. We all think you do.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
And, um, uh, and so she's like, and then she's, was she basically saying like, why didn't anyone like call me to task about lying?
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
And Cy basically is like, you know, when I saw that, I sent a text message, you know, because I apologize. I felt bad after I saw that. And Ringo's like, congrats. And Jessel's like, you don't understand the work that I put through. You know, like, I don't want him to ever question my integrity.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
I don't want him to be eating his fried chicken and think for one moment while he's biting into that meat and getting mayonnaise all over his chin and lettuce everywhere on his lap. That he's wondering, oh, I wonder if my wife is cheating on me at this moment. I don't want that. I want him to be lost in his own slovenly, disgusting ways.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
All right. I want to talk about the conversation that happened between Uba and Brynn on the last night of the Hamptons, specifically about the advice that you gave Uba about not being portrayed as an angry black woman. And so Brynn is like, we see a flashback of Brynn saying like, I want you to marry Oliver and I want you to, and I want Oliver to marry you.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
And I don't want you coming up like an angry black woman, you know? So what was the context of that? And like, no one wants to speak up. Anyone?
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
Yeah, so Erin is like, she didn't say they're gonna give Erin the fair treatment. And Uba's like, you come from a part of G, stay there. Okay, Brynn, no. So Brynn is like, no, no, no, sorry. Uba says Brynn. It's confusing because I've got a lot of capitalized words. I can't tell who's speaking, but I'm pretty sure that Brynn did not say swear to Allah. Yeah. So Uber's like, you start talking.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
No, no, no, boo, boo, boo. Listen to me, boo. You know, you know what you and Oliver have now. Like, just no, boo, boo, boo, boo. And Bryn's like, I didn't say you can't do this. No, you lie left and right. If anyone believe you, Bryn, it is. It's whatever. It's not my business.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
But you did mention Oliver, and she was already insecure in a relationship, so it seemed like you might be weaponizing that. And the weapon had some new boobs, right? And Brynn's like, no, I wasn't weaponizing. I was being like sexifying it. I was like, don't allow my stupid ass to fuck up what you actually want and what matters in life.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
So what was your reaction to the backlash? Um, first of all, like, don't bring Aaron into this. Like, poor Aaron. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was your reaction? Um, I think it was, like, hurtful. Like, I'm biracial and I identify as a black woman. And it was really hard to reach that and see that because, like, I know my intention, but, like, I said something wrong.
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
And maybe even if I'm allowed to say certain terms, like, we can talk about things. Like, maybe it's not always appropriate to bring it back because, like, we, you know, identify as black, but, like, I haven't had the same...
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#2719 RHONY S15E017 Part One: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
experience with you and uber goes well i've had an excellent experience i have never had a bad experience being black everyone's like yeah i'm just saying like as a black woman in the world just no i get everything for free
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Whole Foods Market has great everyday prices on quality favorites to help jumpstart your wellness journey. Shop at Whole Foods Market for organic produce, no antibiotics, ever meats, and more. I actually just got a wonderful selection of herbs from there that I cooked some garbanzo beans with, so I had a nice, bright, healthy, herbaceous meal to start off the new year.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Let her take care of those ladies. Let her take care of Aaron. Yeah. Chanel on Roni would be a dream. All right.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Yeah. You want to do the opening?
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Okay. Are you guys ready? Welcome. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, and we just recapped Roni this week, so you know.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
No one will judge you if you laugh.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
So check out subscriptions on Prime Video. Some of our favorite Housewives episodes are when the cast goes on group vacations. I mean, hello, we just watched SLC go nuts in Mexico. Or what about Scary Island? Or what about Morocco? I mean, it goes on and on and on.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
I am Greek. Meredith called me a backup dancer for Jen Shah.
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I am a solo artist. I am nobody's backup video, baby.
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I don't even know what a WAP is.
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Guys, guys, guys. WAP stands for Wendy's Arby's Popeyes.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Well, the holidays have come and gone and let me tell you something, it feels nice to give my home a little TLC after all that chaos and hubbub of December.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
I have two new beautiful gray lounge chairs that I have put here into this office for podcasting needs and they just look lovely and I got them from Wayfair. They arrived very quickly and they were easy to put together. It was a dream.
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Honestly, it's just really convenient that Wayfair has everything our home needs. I mean, because I'm going to get a coffee table, I might get a lamp, and it's just all there on the website.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
New housewife Bronwyn Newport may as well have walked into the group on a runway rocking the same heart-shaped coat owned by Rihanna. Ha, ha, ha.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
She loves her fashion. So we see all the fashion. We see all the clothes. And then we see that scene of Bronwyn kind of like making fun of Whitney, where she's like, you want to see a healed Whitney? I mean, did you practice that in the mirror at home? Am I right? We're all girlfriends here, right? Right?
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I met Bronwyn, and she was just so sweet and supportive.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
So then we see Bronwyn, now Bronwyn and Heather, like Heather's come over to Bronwyn's house and Bronwyn's like, well, we're doing this big trip and I don't know if you and I are really in a place for you to come onto the trip right now.
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For those listening at home, Ronnie is burying his face into a fake fern.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
I think probably the biggest insult for Heather is her saying, I am the star of this show and I'm being disinvited from the cast trip by a woman who has piles of dog shit all over her house.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
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That is so funny. She said that, I'm here to sing for my supper. It was like all over the season. And literally the only one who has made people literally sing on this show to get a place in something is Heather.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Yeah. I fully support that as a spinoff. Heather's Choir. They're just doing gigs at the UPS store. They're like, overnight delivery.
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Hi, Heather, we miss you. Cut to Bronwyn going, um, it was a little weird that I went to the bathroom and you guys called Heather. It was a little weird. Yeah, but it's because we missed her. We kind of like, we missed her more than we enjoy seeing you here presently.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
So you guys remember, remember when I said, remember, just to prove that we missed her, I was like, hey, guys, remember when I was like, hi, Heather, we miss you. Remember?
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It's a great moment. Great moment.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
It'll be interesting to see who shows up as bartenders this week. So anyway, Lisa's like, she's like, as long as it takes. What's wrong with you?
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
All right, well, Lisa, you recently said in an interview that you were done recommending friends.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Angie Harrington also stole Lisa's caterers, so never forget that.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Caterers. Oh, yes, yes. The biggest offense of all. Yes.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
So Lisa's like, and he's like, well, who did you recommend, Lisa? It goes way back. It started with Heather. And then through Heather came Whitney. And then Angie. And then Jenny. And then Bronwen. And then John. He actually should be a cast member, but he's still outside parking the car.
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She's going to go the distance.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And actually, Lisa, it was actually really funny because Lisa was trying to get Angie K. on earlier and she literally says, she was trying to get Angie K. on because she goes, because I was going to get a shampoo bowl from Angie.
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I don't know what a shampoo bowl is. Is it just a bowl that you put your shampoo in? Yeah. It's a beauty salon. Oh, you go to the beauty salon and they do... Oh, that's where they wash your hair in it? Oh, I thought it was like a bowl that you arrange your shampoo in. Oh, my God!
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Well, and now that I've watched it back and I've watched the way you are with Angie and Heather and I've been, you know, charging Todd's Palm Pilot and things like that, you know, things you said in your confessionals, I don't think anything went wrong.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
were and i think that you know i think that i i was lisa's social friend and i was incredibly close with her she didn't want to repay the friendship tax even though i'm incredibly wealthy and i bought her a first class ticket one way to part of a trip and i did you know at one point you know she got a shampoo bowl from angie and i got her a shampoo tray you know and it's just
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I guess it's just a one-way friendship, and that's okay.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
We weren't, like, embedded in each other's lives, you know? Like, we didn't tell each other our deepest, darkest secrets, and I've always thought highly of her.
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You know, on that note, I just want to announce that today, for the first time in my life, I had my very first blizzard from Dairy Queen. Thank you, Ronnie. Thank you, Ronnie, for holding my hand through the process and showing me. Ronnie guided me. I was like, what do I get? He was like, you should get the Blizzard. What was the thing you got, like the peanut?
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Yeah. Personally. He got the fancy thing.
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I thought it was very tasty.
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It was like a dairy countess.
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The shoots are coming out tonight, everyone. Come for Salt Lake City. Stay for the dairy queen critiques. So... Thank you, thank you. Waited 13 years on this podcast to say that. So...
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Looking good. Do you like our plant work? I know. We grew these ourselves. We've been waiting two years to debut them. They're beautiful. We're nature bitches. Yeah. These plants are mother.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And yes, I was hard on Whitney, and then Whitney and I had a conversation, and I said to Whitney, I didn't leave there with a great impression after you stormed out. I did say that, I did. I will just nod until you just accept it. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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It's an honor to be named after an Alanis Morissette song.
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You can do it, Whitney. Come on, you can do it. What? You were almost on the way to asking a very incisive question.
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I was so supportive. Oh, and I feel like you won't claim me publicly. Oh, this is close. I almost got it. As a friend, as a friend.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And she goes, I do accept that because I fucking hate Lisa right now, so I'll accept anything Bronwyn says.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
You seem offended that Bronwyn wanted to mend things before Palm Springs. Can you blame her for not wanting to invite people she's not in good standing with? And so Heather's like, I mean, it was a move, Andy. And it's a couple's trip. And I think I was never involved in the first place. I was never going to go on that trip.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Honestly, more interesting than Roni. Let's be honest. We found the perfect reboot cast for Roni. Hi, everyone.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And it was very clear to me the minute I walked into her house that I was there to sing for my supper. Well, let me sing it right now.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Wait, wait, wait. Can I lift my foot up? Whitney's like, I know Heather so well, so I could see where Heather's perspective was coming from, and the walls went up right away, like for Jen Shah. But I also did see Bronwyn trying, so I think it was just really a sad miss, but I understand both perspectives.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
That question came out of nowhere. I was like, what? What is wrong with people? Jesus.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
So nice to be back in San Diego for our birthday.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Quince has all the must-haves, like Mongolian cashmere crewneck sweaters from $50, iconic 100% leather jackets, and versatile flow-knit activewear.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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Oh, my God. So Mary has a nice monologue where she actually says that she feels like Heather's different, but she's been pouring love into herself. And when she met Heather many years ago, five years ago, she was like in a dark, unhappy place.
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That's Mary. To be fair, a lot of people just don't remember, really.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
All right. So Shu from Lace says, Bronwyn, you discovered Lisa knows Gwen's parental grandparents.
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So Andy's asking Lisa, he's like, well, you knew Gwen's dad. And she's like, yeah, I knew him very loosely. It's like a social friend. Yeah, I'm like friends with his parents and everything. It's like really cool. And Heather's like, so you saw the photo and you're like, I know that family, right? I'm just trying to help you out, Lisa. That was your line. She goes, yeah, I saw the photo.
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I was like, I knew the family. Yeah, yeah. I used to go to the mother's house and like up the stairs, she had a picture of him. Yeah.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Also, also, you can't show photos on Palm Pilots.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
We did have a very good game of Minesweeper though.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
So Brittany's face is just like... Brittany's just so excited to be there. She really is. She's just ready to sing Pocahontas at that point.
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This was on the reunion, by the way. Right.
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Blackstone or BlackRock? There's an evil one.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
But why ever take the easy way out when you're Lisa Barlow?
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This was obviously more of a darker part of the reunion, but luckily, We did have the comedy of watching Lisa choke up like every two minutes. Just in a random sentence, she was like, well, you know what's really funny? Hold on, I'm getting a text. Oh, I'm getting a text right now. Like she kept on doing it as like her get out of jail card thing. Worked for me. I liked it.
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blackwater blackwater is evil black rock is just like standard meh like maybe not the best but they i mean they're probably fine i don't know like i'm and i'm turning into bethany like i don't know like maybe they could i don't know what's what's the matter what's happening they're like an investment company like what's the deal so black rock is like an investment company whatever and the ceo is named larry fink and someone um i think maybe it's yolanda fister or maybe someone noticed
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Well, I'll tell you why Brynn gets more shit. It's because when Brynn isn't lying, she's also not entertaining. And Bronwyn is entertaining when she's not lying also. Bronwyn is so much more entertaining than Brynn. She is. But I do agree. Wait a minute.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
so Bron was like I don't understand why you have to do this or whatever and Heather basically tells Elisa she goes just say sorry and there's no way out it's done Heather's like listen it's done it's over as a New York Times best selling author trust me
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Yeah. Bronwyn is a very, very good arguer, which is one thing I love about her. So whether she's wrong or not, I love watching her. She just shreds everyone on this show all the time.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
great lying arguers yeah but like let's not act like let's not forget when Heather was trying to come for Bronwyn and Bronwyn was like yeah cause I used my fucking credit card cause I want my fucking credit card whatever that moment was I was like yes like that was such a good moment well congrats on Todd having a giant credit card you're still a dick
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
So Lisa is, it's over, miscarriage has been invoked, and so it's time to just quietly give her the cane, pull her off, and this segment, it's not gonna get any better for her.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
that they were following, for some reason, the CEO of BlackRock. Like, why would you suddenly be following them?
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
For our birthday, I got Ronnie anger. So Bronwyn, so Lisa's like, fuck you. You want to make me have to be this horrible human being that I'm not. Bronwyn goes, Lisa's welcome to believe them if that's what they want to tell her.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
That's what happened, but I don't understand why you can't have an ounce of understanding of how painful this was for Gwen and I. And Meredith is like, well, I think that's why she's crying over there. No, I lost my Subway rewards card. That's why. I worked for three weeks on that thing.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
No, no, the lie is, Bronwyn says, you can say, fuck me, I don't care about you, Bronwyn, anymore, but I want you to apologize to my daughter. And Lisa's saying, no, the lie is that I don't care about you, I do care about you.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
No, I'm just giving you options for things you could say because you did none of them. And Lisa's like, I don't need options. This is a very complicated position for anyone to be in. And Mara's like, do you?
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
This is like going to like a Pizza Hut Taco Bell. Which one do you go to? It's a complicated situation.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
It's complicated. Samantha goes, she can out-martyr the biggest martyr in the world. Do you feel badly that Bronwyn and Gwen were hurt by what you said? And furthermore, do you feel badly that you're implying they have an eating disorder?
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
I'm coming for you, bitch. You know what? I sold my Twitter to the Taliban, okay? Sick. Sorry.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
So Andy's like, Bronwyn, at the end of the season, Gwen still hadn't decided whether to pursue a relationship with her grandparents. Where are things now? And Bronwyn's like, well, that's in Gwen's court now.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
It's like, is her voice going up to the ceiling?
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And now we can all exhale because we got through the miscarriage accusation segment of the reunion, everyone. We did it.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
So, basically, this relationship is going to need next season to whatever. Yeah, it's not going to work out. Let's break for lunch! Which is, I love the let's break for lunch, because that's the moment when Andy just sinks in his chair.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
He's playing Wordle. So now they all break for lunch. And Mary goes, wow, now I remember why I don't miss these.
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Mom, you are an icon. The way you gathered those bitches, like, literally, mother, mother.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Seriously. He's like, I know it's hard when they all come for you. She's like, no, I'm not talking about that. It's me watching you parallel park. It's so frustrating.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
What is next? I only listen to Yanni.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Says Heather in her 10th monologue of the episode. So then we see Todd is sitting with Bronwyn, and he's like, there's a draft. So Bronwyn's like, well, we got right into the Lisa and Gwen of it.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
So what's funny, the reason why we're bringing this up... is because this guy, Larry Fink, bought Ramona's feed, but then just started adding to it as Larry Fink, but didn't get rid of the backlog.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And she goes, well, I was a social climb. And when she wanted to come to our jazz suite, when Will and I had a party, she wanted to come. And he goes, well, of course.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Oh, look who got an iPhone.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
So now it's time for the husbands to come out onto the set, which is, I'm already cringing. I don't know, just like seeing Todd up there, I'm like, oh no, this is just going to be, this is, you know, like Seth is over there waiting to say biatch, and Todd is like, this stool doesn't fit nice.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
So Todd's like, I want to sit next to Andy.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And she's like, well, obvious reasons. He doesn't want to be a part of this. He's happy, he's good with his life, and he doesn't want anything to interrupt it. Todd's like, wait, that was an option?
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
So, like, the first few posts are very, like, corporate CEO. Like, here's a regram that says, oh, the stock picker's guide to 2025. Like, here's some news. And another thing is, like, long-term bond yields have jumped as markets have priced out of central bank rate cuts.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
and Heather goes it changed things for me with you forever we come here as a group of women all thinking that we can park the same way and then it turns out people come into this group and they do not park the same way and we have been through the trenches together parking in normal spots diagonal spots
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
parallel parking, and for someone to come in here and try to destroy us with parking very slowly for 10 minutes, we do not accept that, and we band together because we've been to hell and back, and I swear to God, if I have to say that Jen Shaw gave me this black eye because John Barlow parked too slowly, I will say it.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And, oh, surging bond yields around the globe represent a big shift in what's going on with, you know, investment funds, et cetera.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And then we go to that dinner. Oh, not a separate dinner.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
My announcement is that Jared and I both want to know Bronwyn, how did you choose your husband? Bronwyn goes, cause he's hysterically funny as you will see on this entire season, I'm sure.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Bronwyn does trap people like that because she's like, I'll give you, here's your choose your own adventure is why I should be mad at you. Option A, you said that because you're saying I'm a gold digger or option B, you're saying it because I have terrible taste in men. Which path should we go down for this fight?
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And then we also see another clip of Todd saying, well, you know, when Bronwyn and I started dating, I had a friend at the NSA do a background check on her. And Bronwyn goes, oh, yeah, because I can be a real snarky cut fitness.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
pinching his nipples too much while he crosses his arms for no reason I think Todd is just like playing he's like Mary Catherine Gallagher doing it so Bronwyn is like she's got like her hand all the way back she's like yeah I'm just gonna touch Todd you know just to make him feel comfortable it's like this is his version of a thunder vest it's like making sure your child in the back seat is safe when you're taking a red light too quickly alright Todd just settle down okay we're on TV so just remember that
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And I would have said, you know, said before we filmed, while we filmed, that we've had a good relationship, but we have a much stronger one now because I feel like saying that, it doesn't really make sense, but I'll just say it. We are much stronger now.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
It literally transitions from a tweet that says, Rob Goldstein recently joined Julie Siegel for an episode of the Lil' Meg's conversation about Black Rock's journey over the past 30 years. And the next tweet is like, so excited for the launch of Turtle Time with Ramona and Avery. We get into the details of reality TV, dating, and what we're up to now.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
So Todd goes, absolutely, I feel the same way.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
I love Bronwyn, I have to say. To me, there's no qualifications about it. I just love her. I think she's great, even when she's, you know, being messy or whatever. That's, you know, me. I always love a messy, messy housewife.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Which is really funny if you just imagine that Avery is hosting a podcast with Larry Fink of Black Rock talking called Turtle Time. LAUGHTER
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And so she's like, and you know, sometimes that comes across like I'm making a joke at Todd's expense or the stability of my marriage's expense. And you know, that does take a toll.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
He doesn't deserve it. He doesn't deserve it.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And Mary goes, not ninth grade.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And John is like, well, who, wait, am I allowed to speak? Oh my God. You can do it, John. Come on, we told you to do this. Okay. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Okay, okay, you can do it, John. Um, who, who, who brought it up?
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Oh, uh, uh, no, she didn't.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Yeah, Todd, I get where you're coming from. And Bronwyn's like, well, he's talking about the after show, Todd. And Todd goes, let me be clear about something. You asserting Bronwyn had a miscarriage was what? And John goes, watch your tone. Like, oh, John Barlow.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
But then there's also, imagine if it was really just Ramona trying on a new persona. She's like, whoa, everyone, stocks and bonds, okay? It's a fair market. Take your money out the stocks and put it into bonds, okay?
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
He does. He gets very upset.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And that is the end of part one of the reunion. Thank you, San Diego, for having us here for this.
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Thank you guys so much. It's great seeing you all, and have a great night.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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Have a heck of a time with Rebecca. She sure is swell. It's Raquel.
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It's Sedana. Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches. Betches.
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It's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
She's the queen bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
I like this one. Again, it says, Larry Fink is a tweet. And then, time flies, but memories last forever. And it's a photo of season one Roni. I love that he's sending out photos of Alex McCord to the board. Turns out there were other CEOs that did the same thing. So I was actually looking at Bill Gates' feed.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And so the first viewer, like normal, it's like, hey, thank you for your warm welcome during my visit to Ethiopia. I'm inspired by your insightful decisions on Ethiopia's development progress. But then the very next tweet is like, Cabaret is back, baby.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
The first JP Morgan, if you go on the JP Morgan official site, the first tweet says, reports 4Q24 net income of $14 billion in EPS of 4.8. I mean, it's so financial. And then the very next tweet is like, you better back it up, bitch. Yeah.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
I'd love that for him. Who's watching The Traitors, right? Okay, we're not gonna do any spoilers, but first of all- They all died.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
The most inept traitors of all time, but however, all I want right now, I just- An Alan outfit.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
All I've been saying all day long is Bob the Drake Queen.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Bob the Drag Queen, there was something on Twitter today where he was talking about being on the set of The Traitors and how he went up to Carolyn and said, well, you know, you and I don't have kids. And Carolyn said... my son is dead, and he was horrified and mortified, and he was like, oh my God, and he started to cry.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
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Yeah, and he was like, he was so upset, so he was like, oh my God, I feel like such an asshole. So we went up to Dolores, and Dolores says, no, she said my son, my son is 10. And just imagining how that all played out. It's so dark.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
You're like, oh, my God, sorry. So anyway, Tom Sandoval. So one of the greatest images of this season of The Traitors is Tom Sandoval standing at breakfast with enormous pit stains. So he has finally something to say about it.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
But it turns out there was a lot more to the story behind those pit stands. He says, man, dude, in that video, I looked, like, rough. I also felt like shit. I mean, I just, like, had over, like, 24 hours of travel, including, like, an eight-over layover, which made my immune system go to shit and cause, like, domino problems. And also, Ariana didn't want to have sex with me.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
Tom Sandoval on the Traders is hilarious because he's already so wigged out in a non-Traders environment. So, like, now putting him in a space of accusations, like, literally he's, like, behind every corner, like...
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Chris Shell's like, I'm really sorry, but I read energies really well, and I really am sorry.
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Poor Rob. Well, I'm not going to say anymore. I'm not going to say anymore.
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I'm not spoiling anything. I'm just saying congrats to Robin on a nice reminder that there is a personality in there.
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#2703 RHOSLC S5E17: Against All Todds - Live from SD
And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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Oh, my goodness. I love Chanel, and for next season, I demand that Chanel and Dorinda are immediately reinstated on the show. Immediately.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
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We are going to confront him tonight, and by we, I mean you, because I'm not going to go.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
So now we see a very thrilling scene. We're with Madison and Brett at home. And Madison has an important question, which is, are you excited for the party tomorrow with all the betas?
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
I'm going to wear a red dress. Wow. So that was fun.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
So now we go to a place called Islander 71 Fish House and Deck Bar. Mixed response on that establishment. They're like, we went to Charles and we went there. It was terrible.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Yeah. I love horror movies. So Shep is there. Whitney joins. Whitney, I'm just going to have a snacky poo, mother. A little snacky poo.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
I won't say it. And I'm a wealthy heir. Wealthy. So Shep was like, gosh, it's been an interesting couple weeks for me. He's like, you've loved and you've lost. Emphasis on lost.
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Love the precision.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
We're not allowed to have Cheerios in our household. Because every time we buy them, Mother just throws them at Randy. One at a time.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Shepherding. I've never seen you be that emotional. It was hilarious. I mean, it was out of character. You gave a girl a tooth.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Gosh, should I bring a date to the summer house? Yeah. Should I bring a date to the Southern Charm formal? Yeah. Well, it seemed like Molly was a little sweet on you. A little sweet on you.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
They're like in Guys and Dolls all of a sudden.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
It's just like... These two have so many crab cakes coming out of their mouths. The entire table is just covered with breading and crab bits and corn kernels.
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So they decide that they're talking about Molly some more, and, you know, Shep is like, well, Molly did say that she hasn't had sex in two and a half years, which makes her just desperate enough to find the both of us attractive.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
That's what I said. So what are you guys up to? Just eating crab cakes. I know there's a piece of red pepper on my FaceTime right now.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Well, we're talking about the random party we're going to have. And I don't know if you're not going with anyone. I heard you're sweet on me. So I'd love for you to accompany me.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Oh, gosh. And when he's like, she needs to be picked up in a limo.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
By the way, I did look up the model of the jeeps that they had in the Vietnam War.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
It was the M151. Thank you for the scattered applause on my researching. We put a lot of effort on these shows.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
So now we go, oh, I love this scene. Craig and Paige in the car. Oh! this is the final, the final days of chicken and chicken.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
The, the, the, the, a ball scan for the chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, loser, loser, chicken schmoozer. Yeah.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
We're gonna workshop it.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
And then she gives him a look like, you fucking moron, I came an extra day for you. Oh yeah, that's right, you did come a day early, so I guess our bonus day was on the front end of your trip. Wow, what a win. Are we sure it was just a bonus day? It kind of felt like a bonus year that I was here.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
And, uh, it's literally real housewives of any city.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
I will literally throw myself off the bridge and swim to the airport if that's what it requires.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Yeah, yeah, but I was like late into the drive, and so you were like, I'm really sorry, and I was like, what?
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
By the way, what happened to TCBY in the airport here in Charlotte?
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
I could have sworn there was a TCBY there, wasn't there?
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
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The way everyone responded to that just now, like, oh yeah, we don't talk about TCBY anymore.
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There's like a blood pact in Charlotte. They're like, what goes on on TCBY stays there. It's a Starbucks now. Anyway.
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We've already had enough of Parker Posey's accent. We don't need you talking about TCBY. Hopper, no! Hopper, no! Tsunami! Okay. Paige was like, yeah, I was having one of those days where I just really couldn't get on the plane, but I was also having one of those days where I was saying everything seven days too late, so sort of like a New York response.
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How's your cheer competition going?
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Craig's like, it's called humanity. Yeah.
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She's at Craig's house.
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Unfortunately, on DoorDash, I can't say that my delivery address is at a little desk next to a cricket machine in the garage.
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Yeah, I hate it here. So when am I going to see you again? Oh, oh.
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My iCal. What are you doing on the third of never? Yeah, never.
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Oh, no. Oh, I forgot. It's daylight savings time, which is different than relationship savings time.
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I'm just laughing at the idea of Countess Luan being here at the same time as a cheerleading competition. And her being simultaneously triggered by all the youth on display, but also horny by all the dads.
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And that's when she realized, wait, why waste time? Let's just end it now before the tour instead of after. Yeah. Now, I guess as long as we're talking about after shows, did you see the other clip of Shep?
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I thought that's what you were about to say. So Shep went on to, I think, another Bravo after show. And he's like, gosh.
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Have you seen your vacations? We, the audience, are barely showing up for them. Yeah.
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They would have... Yeah, they have a huge cast. They would have all sat down and put Paige in the middle of the table like they do with Sienna and be like, so what's going on with you and Craig? Are you going to give up your tour? Are you going to give up Giggly Squad? Are you going to move here to Charleston? Are you going to put on Lily Pulitzer? What are you going to do? She'd be like...
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Ew, where's DoorDash?
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You're a really busy girl. You know, this might be one of our longer times of not seeing each other. Usually it's like, I don't know, every five days or so. Yeah, yeah. This will be the last time.
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So he literally says, so, and he's got that big puppy dog smiling. He's like, so when am I going to see you next? And she literally says, never. This is the last time you're going to see me and you just don't know it.
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The chicken has blown the coop.
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So now we're going over to, you know, every season of Southern charm has to end with like a stuffy formal at a random house. So now we're at one and this time Madison and Ryan are setting it up. And honestly, like Ryan has said three words this entire season.
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So this is the first time he actually gets to say like multiple sentences, which is weird because it's the first time I noticed he had his accent. And also it was the first time I noticed that he has a deranged opinion about feathers and Because he was like, I like it all. I like everything. Not those feathers. Can we get those feathers? Can we strike the feathers? I just can't see the feathers.
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No more feathers. No more feathers.
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It's in a prison.
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They did have a room that was dedicated to Thomas Ravenel, which I thought was nice. That was very nice. One-way lock. Yeah, so in this prison, Anne Ryan is... It was a restroom stall. With many smooth surfaces. With a little mirror table on the...
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She just comes out drunk on stage while they're doing their formations like, all right, you little girls, let me show you how it's done.
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You know, I do think that, like, Catherine yelling, Thomas, don't go. Thomas, don't go, walked. That way Piper, no, could run.
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I always felt like Catherine was kind of a Parker Posey character anyway. She kind of is like she's from Waiting for Guffman, you know? So it's all full circle.
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So everyone's getting ready at different places, trying on dresses. Charles sits on a gown or something like that. Taylor's getting her makeup done with Penny, which is exciting.
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I feel like Penny always wants to pee on something. Like Penny is ready to pee on the gown. Penny is ready to pee on the bed. Penny's ready to go. So we wind up, we land with Craig going over to Austin's place and Craig is like, I think like life and friendships, it's like always going to be like a roller coaster, but you got to keep the ride going because there are so many stories to tell.
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Hashtag storyteller.
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And Taylor's like, oh my God.
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So basically, Taylor called Austin to say, hey, Sally's talking about how you want to see her boobs, and I think that she's coming for your relationship with the girl from Charlotte. I was just trying to shamelessly get the Charlotte people to be like, yeah, Charlotte.
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You guys are like, we don't want to claim her. We don't claim her. We don't claim her.
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And she's like, tired. I just want everyone in the front row to know that we were thinking about you and on the off chance that Austin was going to come to the show, we did have ponchos ready for you to wear. So you could stay dry. I wonder why I didn't want to come.
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That's because your ass crack is a storyteller.
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Formerly Grace Lilly's fuckboy, it should be noted. It's important to tell the whole backstory.
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So Sally's like, me and Andrew were very hot and heavy in the beginning. I talked him to Applebee's. She gave him the night of his life. We were best friends, turned into lovers. It was like a rom-com, but with like little fried onion peels, you know. It was fun. We've been trusting each other, dating each other for over a year. Yeah, I've never had this with any of my other relationships.
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I was like, yeah, girl. He's like, you know what? Tonight, I just want to hang out with me. Craig. Trying so desperately to get on this TV show.
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Did he hear that Oasis was back together? It was like velvet head buns. I was like, what Civil War reenactment are you going to after this?
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It's a wonder.
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Okay, so Shep arrives in some weird... Oasis, by the way, is such the Craig band, because they literally were doing Craig voice before Craig was doing Craig voice. Like... Maybe... It's like, if you ever imagine Craig singing, it is literally Oasis. Maybe...
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Shep is a little uncomfortable with the process. He's like flicking it with his finger. He's like, I don't want to get too many fingers on those nuts. Gosh.
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Molly says that her brother gave her that knocker, which is exciting. And Shep is like, gosh, I'm gonna use the bathroom. It's not gonna be like something about Mary.
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It's like the substance. She's like, I've come for the substance. It's the origin story of that movie.
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She's like, I'm going to practice my tuba so I don't have to hear you peeing.
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What's the opposite of I'm not here for a long time, but a good time? It's like, I'm not here for a short time, but for a sad time. Shep peeing.
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oh gosh well i feel like it's really soon uh to be dating but i'm all for it and she's like yeah i think it's really soon after his heartbreak with sienna so i'm not trying to be like hey you want to get married but then on the other hand it's like me and a tuba so maybe i don't know uh so we go to the party and messy ass rodrigo's there trying to make a
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Cabaret traffic, more like it. Yeah, by the way, another thing that's funny, just being here, I remembered something very, very important, which is that the last time that we were here, this was the first live show that we did since Scandival. Woo! You guys, who was here that day? Was that like the most, when we did, this was the first place we came to after Scandal Ball broke.
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And I feel like his partner knows it, because every time they cut to his partner, he's always smiling like, mm. Yeah. He tries.
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I love Tyler. I love Tyler because I feel like I could sit down and talk about Ina Garten with him for about two hours.
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At which point on my airplane I heard, Leva yawns, rolls her eyes, and sits down.
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So Austin walks up to Sally and he's like, Sally! I just want to clear the air with you, perhaps. Clear the air? You're adding saliva to it.
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She's getting like the COVID mask over her eyes. She's like, hold on one second. Okay, now you can talk. Well, it kind of came around back to me. You know, I was saying things in the Bahamas. My boobs. Yeah, your boobs. My boobs. Yeah. They're so big. Can I see them? Can I see them?
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Wow. Wow. Those are mother.
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So she's like, who told you that I said this? And he's like, Taylor did. Which is funny because Austin always rats out Taylor every single season. Anytime, anything, Austin rats her out. Well, you know, it wasn't really that big of a deal. I don't know why Taylor's trying to make it one. And we see Taylor. She has like a shell of some sort that she's serving champagne out of.
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I don't know what's going on in this jail.
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Ba-ba-doom. So then Shep and Molly arrive. Everyone's like, Shepard looks like a general right now. Shepard, Shepard, Shepard.
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And so it was like, we all had this pent up, it was like a big town hall meeting.
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Patricia and Whitney show up. Patricia's like, fine, I'll do my five minutes with the cast and then wheel me back to the house.
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So Molly and Shep are having banter. And, gosh, now's the time where we can have banter. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. So Molly's like, I really want to be with someone that's larger than me because it makes me feel more feminine. She's like, yeah, and you can have sex standing up. Or that.
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Ryan is going to go to sleep tonight, and he's going to see feathers on his ceiling, like a little baby with feathers.
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okay oh that's right so then um austin is now he's talking to patricia and he's like so i'm really rooting for molly and chef i really want that to happen she's like oh i don't even know who molly who is molly is she on our show i want to have a conversation with any woman that joins this group and i want to tell her one stay away from whitney's money you fucking harlot
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So Zally and Taylor say, Sally and Taylor are like, all right, time to have a scene to see if we get on to next seasons. Hey, hey, Taylor. Hey, remember my housewarming party? We agreed to keep our names out of each other's mouths. Yeah. My name's in your mouth.
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It was great. I'll always remember that night. But anyway.
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Well, you were texting Austin and telling him that I'm coming after him. I did.
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Why? I mean, I've never in no way, shape, or form come after him or with him.
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I did not come with him to this party, Papa, no.
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Well, I never, no, I never said that. I said that my tits were on me and he was like, let me see those. But I didn't say he wants to see my tits.
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No, I don't think you do. That's not how I phrased it at all.
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Okay. Uh, one second, can we give some more juice to these girls? Keep my name out of your mouth.
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That's what she always does. She always walks away. So Taylor then goes over to the guys. She was like a chihuahua. I was like, no, I'm pretty sure it was just a very dull fight you guys just had.
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We're going to find him curled up in like a bathrobe. Like feathers now. Feathers now. Feathers. Is your dog cold?
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So Leva goes up to Vanita because Leva's like, hello, I've got to get back to my shift at lunch. Zachary's daiquiris.
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I heard they're trying to figure out how to spell birthday on the sign at Republic. I got to go back there. So can we get your, Vanita, can we get your little scene on the road here? Aren't you supposed to be confronting Ryan? And he's like, oh, I don't like confrontation. Vanita, you're on a reality show. Come on.
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I'm scared. Ryan is a very scary person.
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so they pull Ryan to this like side room and Ryan thinks it's just gonna be like a fun kiki like hey we're just gonna talk about things but they get in and immediately he's like oh my god girls I am so sorry who left those feathers there he's like truly mortified Like, this is the most embarrassing thing that happened to him all season. He's like, I don't even know where my manners are.
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Yeah, well, I mean, Kristen going to the bathroom is pretty intense. Oh, seriously? It's just a lot of work to get on that toilet.
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I had you come into a room when there was a vase of feathers. It is just so unbeneath me. You know who would do that? Northerners, but not me. Not me.
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Let me jump in here. I'm Leva. I heard the barber, and I'll tell you this right now. There's no way that barber ever said it.
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Someone call Kathy Bates and say, Matlock, don't bother coming down. Figured it out. I'm on the case, and it's closed.
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I think she drowned at one point. It might be a ghost. Yeah.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Anyway, welcome to Watch Our Crap. It's a podcast about all that crap on Bravo we'd love to talk about. So tonight we are recapping the season finale of Southern Charm. Yes, I have a question. So I watched this off of Peacock. Did anyone else watch off of Peacock? Because, okay. I wish Peacock were here to see that. I was like, yes, Peacock! Yes, Peacock! Yes, Peacock!
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So Madison slinks in.
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I know. Next season, messy barber.
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So Madison comes in. She's like, hey, I just want to check on Ryan. Belinda's crying out there. Something about feathers. He threw a dish at her face.
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We just want to get to the bottom of it, and I just feel like, you know, we're all friends, and I just think it's a matter of, like, passing this sort of information can be very damaging, and rather than, like, calling someone up, you should just go directly to JT and tell him to his face.
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Oh, excuse me. Here, there's room for you in here, Rodrigo. Get on in. They're yelling at Ryan. It's fun. Get in here.
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Ryan's like, okay, well, I'm just trying to make a point here. It's like my one time this season, I'm trying to make a point. And Leva's like, listen, what happens in this group is that there's a group of people that say things and people pile onto it. And he's like, well, I'm going to be very direct with you. He's like, um, let me finish.
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Ryan's like, okay, okay. Oh, that was good. I just sort of, I clap back at Leva. Okay, you can do this. Okay, here's what I've got to say.
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Okay, I will take it down a notch, but I have something really important to say, and it is the following.
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What's going on in here? What's going on in here? I just, I'm just... Okay, Dorinda, you just be quiet. I'm just trying to say this is a very important thing for me to say right now.
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My turn. My turn. I am here in Charleston to talk to this gay man who is afraid of feathers.
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So everyone's like, fine. We're trying to help you have a varsity level fight. Whatever. So everyone just sort of shuffles out.
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Did anyone else have this thing? So I watched it on the airplane, and maybe I downloaded the wrong version. I had the audio description version. Did anyone get that? I didn't get that either. I did not. Okay. So I did not know about this. So audio description, it's a very good service. It's for if you're visually impaired, that it will tell you what's happening on screen.
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Leva's like, excuse you, I was a consultant on Sir Wieners.
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So Rodrigo's like, yeah, like Ryan's just like running his mouth. I'm like, back it up, girlfriend. Whatever.
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So now we go back to Vanita and Ryan, who've had this whole big thing that we've been waiting to get to the bottom of. And Vanita's basically like, well, sorry. She's like, you know, when JT said that Ryan was lying, I was like, why would Ryan lie? And he's like, I wasn't lying. I was activated by feathers. There were so many feathers in here. You don't understand.
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I was calling everyone, just saying all sorts of crazy things, but I'm off it now. Everything is okay.
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Yeah. It's not called OK Cuts. It's called Super Cuts. And you paid for that. So they hug because they realize it's not as fun to fight when it's just the two of you. So they love each other. And now we go back to the party. And we see Molly and Shep. They're dancing.
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But I had no idea that that's what I was listening to. And I was on the plane. And so it was opening up and it was just like, you know, they're talking and JT's like, but Vanita, I really like you. And then all of a sudden I heard out of nowhere a voice go, Vanita looks down. And I was like...
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So meanwhile, Austin and Craig have a moment, because they have to finish their storyline. So Austin's like, I don't want to be weird, Craig, but I feel more connected to you than ever before. It's like someone froze all my saliva, and now there's a bridge of spittle between me and your face.
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It's great having lines together.
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By the way, remember when I said our friendship was good? And then I was surprised when you said that our friendship wasn't good. And I was like, no, our friendship was good. Well, turns out our friendship wasn't good because I never even knew you had a girlfriend. So how's that going?
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Me too. Me too. Paige is like, so you're saying there's a chance that you won't.
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Picking up the cameras for a storyteller.
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Shep is like, gosh, I was in the Caribbean and I got a message from Rodrigo. And it said, hey, girlfriend, sister, friend, have you seen the news? Holy shit. And I said, what, is there going to be a sequel to the seminal documentary, The Vietnam War by Ken Burns?
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Yeah, maybe like when Paige said, this is the last time you're going to see me, you just don't know it yet. Don't go, aww. It's funny. It's funny that they broke up.
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When Scandival happened, I was like, oh my fucking God. When this happened, I was like... It's just funny. It's just funny. Because it was there all along. We've been talking. How long, how many years have we been saying, how much time is left in this relationship? It's never going to work out. And then it happens. People are like, oh my God.
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Same sweater, too. I clocked that as well. It's been clocked and recorded and observed. Girlfriend. So, trust your barber. I wonder if Candice LeWan's talking about this right now at her show. Well, well, well, Craig. Turns out I have kind of a track record with Charleston guys, if you know what I'm saying.
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Everything was like that. There was a lot of commentary about Vanita nodding. Every two seconds, that voice would come on and say, Vanita nods. And the best was when it got really intense, when there was like a fight at the party later on and went to commercial. There was like an exterior shop before it went to commercial of like the place where they were having the party.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Craig's like, yeah, it's like, I knew. Like, I was like, I can't believe this is happening. And it was like really calm. And she's like, I need to like find myself and I'm sick of eating kangaroo with you.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
No, she did not. I don't believe it. One second.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
She's like, hey, Craig, I got a new ringtone. When you call, it says don't answer, don't answer. She wants a ring. So Craig is like, yeah, I wasn't going to say anything.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
What is it? First of all, the ring didn't mean a thing.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
But what part of she told me, hold off on that ring, says that everything was hunky-dory, to quote Kathy Hilton.
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Yeah, maybe, maybe. Hold on, Craig, don't get that ring, because I fucking hate you. I think that maybe she doesn't like me.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
And the guy comes on and goes, exterior, iron gates.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
So he's like, well, I wasn't going to say anything because like, by the way, like Austin, it's just like, if I had told you, like, no offense, you probably would have told everyone.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
And the big TCBY in the sky.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Thank you so much, Charlotte. Thank you for coming. Good night, everyone. Watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison King. Our way is the Amber way. It's the Foster and the Furious. It's Amanda Foster. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
He was just like, he like put on his angry voice to be like, I'm going to sell this scene for someone right now. Iron gates.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
She sure is swell, it's Raquel.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen, it's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. She gets an A, it's Kelly B. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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Give him hell, Miss Noelle. She's the queen bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Anyway, it's a very disorienting watch if you're not expecting the audio description, but I also highly recommend it because it's an experience.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
All right. Sienna looks down at the Megalodon necklace and sighs.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Oh, my balls.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
You know what, Patricia didn't take, didn't... Sorry, I got my balls almost crushed. Patricia didn't take the cane I offered her. Brett called me up and asked me if I banged his wife, which really ticked off Craig in a douchey strip mall golf joint.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
So we're the three ladies who I ran into at the hotel yesterday. There you are, hi. I was informed today by these three lovely ladies, which I did not realize, and you just echoed right here, that tonight we are competing head to head, March Madness style, against Countess Luanne de Lesseps here in Charlotte. So thank you.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Craig, why are you talking like that?
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Don't worry. He wasn't the only person Craig was mad at.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Austin, I'm not gonna be an alcoholic anymore. I only drink alone at home. You can swim or leave.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
No one fights like Gaston.
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No one fires up the feminine wats like Gaston.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Wait, did you just propose to me?
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Excuse me? What?
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Hi, I'm Molly. I like playing tuba, pretending I'm obese, and pretending I have an interest in Shep. Beats waiting tables.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
We love Countess Luanne, but thank you for, we know you have a lot of choices, and you chose to be with us tonight.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
I go to the same hair plug installer as JT, and he said that JT referred to you as some black girl trying to ruin his relationship.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Tell me after I've had my dinner, woman. I'm sick of the drama.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Sure, let me just throw on my ball gown. Charles, look after the house for me.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
So we open up. We're in the middle of this random scandal that just drops at the end of the season. And, you know, Leva and JT have just spoken to this barber. And they have gotten on good authority from the barber that the barber never said this. Because why would the barber ever lie on national TV?
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
So Vanita's saying, you know, JT telling his barber, quote, some girl likes me, some girl this, some girl that. It's just like, I'm just like some girl to you. And that girl has a name, but this is not JT. I don't buy it. I kind of buy it. I buy it a lot.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Not on his couch. Listen, you know what? Here's the thing. It wasn't the barber's fault. I spoke to him. It's not his fault, everyone. It's Ryan's fault, you know? He likes this game of telephone. It's causing real emotional pain. Not just with you, and now with me, and Leva, and Poppy, and a chair somewhere.
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No, that's only because you don't matter to me. That's all.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
Listen, I would never say just some girl. I mean, I know what I said. I was like, there's this beautiful girl. And I told him what kind of what we're going through as friends. As friends. Just relax there. Hold your horses there a little bit. Okay. And he was like, cool. Got it. Totally understand.
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#2772 Southern Charm S10E15: Soirée For Your Loss - Live in Charlotte
No, I never said you were all over me. I just was like, there's this girl who wants to marry me, yada, yada, yada. Pretty simple stuff.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
He's in love with Paige.
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We like it here.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
We're chatterboxes and it's a good excuse to talk.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
You know, people look at you when you're a little different. You got boobs up to your face.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
That's right. That bitch never learned, did she?
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
Well, I got some good news. Brett don't got cancer no more, so that's good. Unfortunately, he still don't have a personality either, but hey, can't fix everything at once.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
She goes, not really.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
Let's have babies. Let's have a family. Let's move in together. Oh, I'm cooking hot dogs on a grill. Look at me. Oh, fireplace. I can do it with my phone. Oh, oh, oh.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
Please see below. As if the whole world needs another fucking podcast. It's about relationships and love and everything in between. I'm a captain of industry.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
Previously on Southern Charm. Austin and Craig were still mad at Shep for getting kicked out of BravoCon for being a drunk idiot.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
JT, you're like a ferret with hair plugs and a limp. In what world would I have an affair with you?
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I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer and a storyteller.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
Molly comes with her own music. I didn't say it was good music. Lighten up, girl.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
And me? I'm still the alpha up in this bitch.
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#2764 Southern Charm S10 E14 Live in Minneapolis: Barber of Say-villain
Previously, last week, this person was stupid, that person's disgusting, everybody but me smells like pickles.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
So Danielle's watching from afar.
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Wait, you cried? No. Hold on. Let me just privately laugh to myself. I'm just...
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Listen, if you came to me and said, would you be willing to be in the middle of a Coca-Cola feud, I would say yes. But a spritzer feud, no. I will not do this.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
You know, I knew that Kyle and I were going to be fine because he's probably too drunk to remember we were in a fight in the first place. So whatever. I just told him to talk to Craig and Hannah. Whatever. I'm more... The rest of my thought doesn't even matter because Kyle doesn't even deserve it.
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Good try. And it really is, it is awesome to be back. I actually came in last night. Since I had to come in from LA, it takes like, you know, you have to go like all these different routes to get here. So I came in early, so I would, you know, be here on time. And I've had such a fun 24 hours here in Cincinnati. I went to a yoga class.
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So they're fine, obviously, so they go back to the group.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Yeah, oh, yeah, it's cool that you're pregnant. It's so cool that you're pregnant, Lindsay. And then it cuts to Lexi. She's like...
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Because they're all like, wow, Lindsay, your boob is bigger than I've ever seen it before. And Lexi's like...
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Fast tits. Lexi's like, I'm Canadian. I know what those measurements mean.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
So then Lindsay's still talking about all this stuff, and Wes is like, okay, I have a serious question for you. Like, what sport do you think you want your daughter to get into? Or, like, do you want her to go into patch?
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
I have to tell you something. It got quieter for yoga, though. They were like... It was so hard. It was like hot Cincinnati yoga, and I was not expecting that. I've never done hot yoga before, and I was like, I was, once again, I was the only one in the class falling over, and I felt like this weird obligation as someone from L.A. to be, like, really good at yoga. I was like, guys, I'm from L.A.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
And West is like, yeah, like a lot less like yard activity.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Excuse me. She is a CEO and founder. Please show some respect. Did you guys see Meghan Markle has a new podcast out for founders? Who else was like, Danielle, you better get booked? Oh my God, the Meghan Markle.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
The first 20 minutes was her putting things into successively smaller plastic bags. My favorite thing to do is take Epsom salts and just put them in a bag, and then to put that bag in a smaller bag, and then I cut it in half, cook it with some pasta, and put it in an even smaller bag. I just want my guests to feel at home.
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I know yoga. And I was like falling over, sweating. I had like a puddle around me, but it was really fun. There was a super hot guy there. I was like, good for you, Cincinnati. Hot guys at yoga.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
I mean, look, Danielle, look, I can imagine being concerned with my friend who just got out of whatever term relationship it was with Carl and then being like, and suddenly I'm pregnant with a new person. I can imagine being like, whoa, what's going on? And I do love that Lindsay's response to make sure Danielle feels like everything's okay. She's like, well, he found our baby nurse.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
I think the reason why Lindsay doesn't want him there is because she wants the relationship to last.
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I'd just be like, it was great being friends with you. We had a great time. That's the role of a gay man.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Little baby. It's like Muppet Babies. It's like Ronnie up here.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Hey. Let's play some can jam. So now it's time for the- Why is everyone shocked that Turner and I don't live together?
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Yeah, at this point, Lindsay's put a lot of time into those PowerPoints.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
There was a list, there was a PowerPoint.
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Yeah, and in every step of the way that she's like, I want to have this, I want to have this, I want to have this, she's really only been stuck with Danielle. So I'm just like, let her have her baby, let her let this step of it come true, and it'll all be good. So now the guys start playing, you know.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Why can't they just sit still? Every time they go to the beach, they always have to play one of these stupid games. Just sit still and tan, okay?
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
So Jesse is checking in with West and everything, or West is checking in with Jesse, and he's like, I haven't seen you talk about Lexi today. He's like, oh, don't worry. I actually talked about her quite a bit in the car. It's like, oh, thank God, thank God.
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It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy how when you love bomb someone that they can start to get jealous.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
And then Jesse gets like all sad. He's like, yeah, by the way, last night I thought it was interesting that you left everyone behind. It was just like weird. Like in summer, you shouldn't have to do that. He spent the night on a sofa somewhere else. He didn't cheat on you.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
He's got the fame bug. He's already, you know, we're losing him. We've lost him. He's gone. He's just an empty husk now, just trying to make his way onto Traders some season. Let's be honest.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Yeah, let's just say right now, no West on Traders, okay? Anyone else, no West.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
No, first rule cookies.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
It would take him so long to accuse someone at the round table, too. He'd be like, um, I just, um, I'm like, um, really, um, I'm like scared to say this. I'm like, okay, I'm done with the traitors.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Who do you think is a murderer? Just say who murdered whoever else. By the way, I was just going to say, Ronnie, you were so right the other day on the podcast.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Stop there. That's it.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Well, it's not like I doubted you on this, but I finally got to see it with my own eyes. Gabby from The Traders. Her social media has just been so wonderful.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
It was like only the second weekend in the house. He's like, man, what's going on this summer? You've changed. So now they come back from the beach and our old friend, the stubborn door's back. Last weekend, it was like, they were all so happy. They're like, oh my God, like the door's working. And I think we've all been there with stubborn doors where the door gives you like that moment of hope.
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You're like, thank God things are fixed. We'll never go back to the dark days of you being a stubborn door.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
So they're all getting ready to do dinner things, and West says that they're going to go to dinner with Carl Beast. Where did Carl Beast come from? Was that approved by the community?
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Ah, fun fact. Growing up in Pittsburgh, specifically the South Hills near Upper St. Clair, Carl Beast actually means that you're a very, very poor person.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
I can see you. And everyone's still, all this activity's happening in the house. Emeril comes into the kitchen and Kyle's like, whoa, did you change since I last saw you? It's like, you are living in a house. People change clothes. You're at a beach. He's not wearing a bathing suit anymore, yes.
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And then he goes, you know, these bright green Crocs. And he goes, aw, they're like little clog things. Crocs, they're Crocs.
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And he goes, am I going to get made fun of again tonight? Carl, you can't even wear Crocs? Come on. Be soft with my Crocs.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
So then one half of the house goes out to dinner. The other half stays behind and they have fascinating conversations such as Kyle saying to Sierra, were you napping?
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
What the fuck do you think it is? Kyle's like, I'm just trying to find a way to prolong the spritzer fight. So can I talk about it a little bit? They're like, no.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
That wedding's caused a lot of drama. I love that. I love that for that wedding.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Why Craig got kicked out? Did he get drunk and start berating someone like everyone on Bravo seems to do?
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
That's like some Ramona singer level shit. Yeah.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
So Craig is coming next weekend. Emeril will be coming tonight.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
It was for a cookie. What we will do.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
So now we go out to the people going out to the restaurant, and it's like Jesse, Wes, Carl, Amanda, and Paige. So they're all sitting down, they're all talking, and Paige is like, oh, by the way, Lexi's not here. How do you feel about that, Jesse? He's like, it's great, Paige. I love it so much. You're looking wonderful tonight, Paige. You're looking sexy with those earrings.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
They're like, okay, so you're right back at it. Great, love to hear that.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
I'll cheat on Jesse with you, Carl, in 60 years.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Ugh. Can you imagine going into the pantry with Carl now? He's like, ugh. So, ugh. Hold on. It's like, oh my God, are you trying to kiss me? No, I'm just actually trying to reach those Lorna Deans behind you. Yeah, I love these cookies. Are they cookies or are they biscuits? I don't know.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
I did that thing on the airplane. I love when this works. They come around with a little basket of snacks. You pay hundreds of dollars for a plane ticket. They're like, here's a bag with one cookie in it. Yeah.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
I'm a late bloomer. Yeah, guys, this is really hard for me. Like, can everyone just hold my hand right now? I need everyone to be really tender, because I've got something to say. I haven't had sex in a year. And they're like, whoa! Gross! Stupid!
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Jesse's literally, he's like, but I mean, Carl, you could walk outside here in the Hamptons and have sex with whoever you want. And it's like, cut to count, just the way I'd be like, you're damn right he could. Right here with you in Sag Harbor. And let me tell you something, nothing's sagging in this harbor. Get over here, boy.
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West is like, damn, he needs, like, a subscription to Brazzers or something, like some porn. Ugh.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Yeah, so I got like a bag and then when she came by, I was like, excuse me, do you have like another, can I get like another bag of cookies? And she's like, sure. And then they give you like five. I was like, yes, that's like the best feeling of all time. Also today I went to Grater's Ice Cream. It's like an Ohio ice cream, right? Right?
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Straight people are crazy. Everyone knows what Brazzers is.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
I don't have a subscription to browsers, but I do have a subscription to brassieres, which is like women moderately dressed. So I don't want to get a boner because I just want to be soft.
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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
Yeah, I haven't really been dating like the past seven or eight months. My focus has just been trying to take care of myself, which is what I've been saying for five years on this show. Just want to get rid of all this anger and resentment I have towards the person that I dumped.
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You know, when you get dumped, it's hard, but when you're at the dumper, you get so much anger.
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I assume anything with two syllables and two double letters is slang for pussy, right? Cuddy, pussy, buppy, guppy, putty. Guppy? Yeah, like, bro, I got some guppy last night.
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Yeah, that's straight people shit.
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I know. He's tried to promote it. He says he has a show called West Date Ever, and we see footage of him on a quote-unquote date with Hawk Tua.
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I have, yeah. I still don't understand why she's a thing, but I have seen it, yes.
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Not to be confused with Jenny's, also Ohio. Okay, this is clearly Jenny's side. This is the Grater's side.
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Anything these days. So West is like, yeah, right now my job is really tough because I have to fly around a lot and go on dates with Hawk Tua. The worst thing is that now I just throw away my recycling and I used to take time to wash it out, but now I don't even do it anymore.
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Nice cans. Hashtag rock tour. Hi, y'all. So they're like, well, I mean, she really likes you, obviously. You know how you can tell?
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You know, hawk to a... It actually means something quite different if you live in a certain part of Pittsburgh in the south part of... It means that you have a library card. Only the working class. Only the working class with Bentleys. It means you.
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I thought I was being so clever. I walked in and I was like, it's my first time in graders, because it was. And I went up to the lady, I was like, it's my first time here. And I thought she'd be like, oh, honey, come on over here. Let me give you a big thing. And I was like, what are you guys known for? She goes, chocolate chip. I was like, okay. Okay.
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So back at the house, Kyle is at his little DJ setup at Club Send It, and he's like, ladies and gentlemen, the Chevy Lumina has arrived. I laugh at him, but I know I would 100% be doing the same thing. Anytime anything shows up at the door, I'd be like, hold on, guys. I got to get to my DJ setup. Ladies and gentlemen, an Amazon box has arrived. Please pick it up.
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And then, yeah, they all go out, they party, they come back, and then we get, I guess, the new tradition on this season, which is that Imrul brings back a ghost. He fucks a ghost.
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I know. It's like... At this point, I'm like, is he just boning a door? It's like, you see a door open, and it's like, Imrul's visitor...
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Which, by the way, it really sucks for these visitors, because if they're hoping to get on TV and then they're getting edited to be basically like Niles' wife on Frasier, that sucks.
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Well, there's a lot of releases happening there. Legal releases, guys. God, stop watching Brazzers.
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So now it's the next morning. The ghost has left the house.
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Yeah. So we see a trail of lube going to the door. I mean, you saw, was it last week when Wes, like, fell down the stairs a little bit? You know why. You know why.
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That's what we've learned from her family.
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I know. I mean, she does come on looking like she's doing Phantom of the Opera with makeup, but... Did you know... If the chandelier fell on to Carlotta.
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I can't believe I missed that compelling content. I was so distracted by Carl's press release. His press release.
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I know. I was like, I was trying to get, you were trying to get a free cookie. I was trying to get some free ice cream from this lady and it didn't work.
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Yeah. So just Jesse's like, yeah, you're so pretty. Are you feeling good about us? Because I feel great about us. That's why I told everyone you're becoming a raging, jealous bitch. Anyway, what do you think? She's like, yeah, I'm pretty good. Although I just started to realize you're like not famous. And I've been dating famous guys. Yeah.
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He's like, what? Who said that I'm a boob guy?
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I had one this morning in bed. Thanks to yoga. Just be careful. That was nice. Okay. For those listening at home, Ronnie just circled the chair. That was nice.
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Hey, by the way, You feeling good about us?
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Hey, Wes, don't worry about not doing the recycling because I will always take care of some cans.
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So then everyone else is waking you up and everything and Paige is like, wait a second, something smells oily. Was there someone in here last night? Was there a person in this house that we just never saw? I mean, I know, I seem to remember saying hi to something, but I thought that was a floating vase.
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Wait a second, was that sex swing always there?
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Sneak preview of my hotel room later tonight.
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Well, welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo. Bravo.
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So then Sierra, they're talking about the fact that Emeril brought back another girl and Carl's like, yeah, it was crazy. He was like making out with her at the table and I was like, that kind of world is like so far now. Like, I can't just like meet someone at a club and be like, oh, you're hot and start making out. Like, how do you even do that? I'm like, Carl. You're sober.
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You still get erections. Come on now.
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Who's Elise? Actually, remember Elise? Who remembers Elise? Elise Sloan?
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She was great. God rest her soul. So anyway, they all go out. There's been an Elise murder in here tonight. What did Elise do? She's the ghost that came in. Hi, I'm Elise. I'm here to fucking roll. So they all go out to the pool, they're hanging out, and they start asking, they're like, wait a second, we just realized we have a new person living with us.
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Yes. Years and years ago. It was our first Summer House live recap, in fact.
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I guess we should ask him questions about his life. So Emeril, what's the deal with you? And he basically is like, yeah, I was married. It actually was, I was a totally different person back then. I met this girl and I really loved her. I didn't just marry her for a green card or anything. So we went to City Hall. She took the ball gag out of her mouth.
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They said, we've never seen someone in all latex here, but we'll let it slide. I said, a lot of things slide in our relationship.
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It was... It was special. It was really special.
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No, I think they're divorced. And now he was like, I realized after that marriage that if it's not the one, I might as well fuck everything inside until I find the one.
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Hope I didn't keep anyone up, we were fisting. You're like, aw. Yes, goes too far.
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I don't even know what that's like to fist anymore. I can't even go into a sex club anymore and know what to do.
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all over. I know. But we love Summer House and I love that since then Summer House has become such a big popular show because it is a hilarious show. And this season, have you guys been enjoying this season so far? Yeah.
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So everyone goes home. We go back to the city. And then the main event happens, which is a date with Paige and Craig.
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That's how the pioneers did it. Heather Gay's great-great-great-grandfather only made it to Salt Lake by doing self-ironing. So Craig and Paige go to an Australian restaurant, and based on Australian restaurants on Bravo, I would say not a good sign. Not a good sign.
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She's like, oh, this is actually Australian. It's not just a cute name.
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It's the circle of life. Big game eater motherfucker. Paige is like, I'm trying to think of what's the grossest thing that I've had. Maybe a Lean Cuisine once. Have you tried squirrel?
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We don't eat penguins. No, that's why there was that movie called The Dinner of the Penguins. It's called The March of the Penguins. It sounds nothing like that, Craig. Stop making stuff up.
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By the way, so the waitress comes over. I love this. The waitress comes over and they go, can you tell us more about the kangaroo? The waitress goes, well, it's kangaroo. And that's it. Okay, we'll have that.
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The signs were everywhere, people, everywhere.
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And so... Yeah, Paige is like, getting a cappuccino after breakfast is frowned upon in Italy, and also just in my personality.
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Yeah, well, in my 31 years on this earth, my mom has never been wrong once. So why, all of a sudden, when I got married and had kids, would she ever be wrong?
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You're dating Paige DeSorvo.
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If you were getting your way... Not you. Yeah, if Craig were getting his way, he would still be punching walls in Charleston. Okay, Paige was like, you're going to start wearing polo shirts and make money. Thank you very much.
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I just, I don't want to embarrass my mom. And I just, I don't want to be 75 like Lindsay when I have my first baby.
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Well, you shouldn't be having a baby because your parents want to be grandparents. You should be having a baby because I want you to have a baby.
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Yeah, he's got Sandy Sundays. And also, like, honestly... They're disgusted over there.
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Well, there clearly was a lot of tension, but thankfully the kangaroo arrives to... Paige is like, ew. So he's like, by the way, this is kind of like a health check on the relationship, because, like, we're happy now. And, like, cut to her frowning. And like, let's continue because we put effort into it that we make each other priority no matter how busy we get. It's like, mm-hmm, yeah.
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Well, you know, that's why I feel like you're bringing it up because I feel like there's a change of you being like maybe not happy, which is wild because I'm Paige and you're Craig and you should be so fucking happy to even be sitting here having a meal with me.
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Can I tell you something? The world is such a shit show right now that it's literally refreshing to me that one thing I can hide away in is a stupid feud about a spritzer. A spritzer feud is really... I need that right now. I need it.
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I know. She's literally selling out Radio City Music Hall multiple nights in a row, and he's like, come hang out by my pool in Charleston. Girl.
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She's like, wait, are you breaking up with me in an Australian restaurant? Do we have to call Ashley Darby? He's like, uh-huh.
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And she's like, should I apologize for being strong and independent? And he's like, yes.
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Next week on Summer House. So here's the thing. So the reason why I'm a cake eater is because... I've had so many struggles in my life. My teeth have been yellow for so long.
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Thank you so much for being here, you guys.
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It's so exciting to be back in Cincinnati. We haven't been here. Yes. Yes. You guys, this is a wild crowd.
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We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no tricolours. Jamie, she has no less namey. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo. Hava Nagila Weber. We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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Did you know about this? Ronnie just told me about this right backstage. Okay, wow.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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She sure is swell, it's Raquel.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up, it's Beth Ani.
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Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. She gets an A, it's Kelly B. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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Give him hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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Yes. Last time we checked, you were not eating any cakes. So he, Ronnie just sent this to me like literally 10 minutes ago.
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All these years his jeans have been made out of cake. We just never realized.
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We're like, why are his skinny jeans so skinny? It's like they're made of frosting.
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So anyway, Ronnie just sent this. I got so excited because I had no idea that this was happening.
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Thanks for coming. So I guess he announced it on social media or something, but he has actually, he's written some paragraphs to explain this book. And this is real. We were reading this verbatim.
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You're like, bitch, I'm trying to read this. When you said Bronwyn, I was thinking Bronwyn from Orange County. And I was like, do you know? Okay, sorry, we're never going to start this recap. Did you guys see that she posted a thing being like, it was like a few months ago, or two months ago, she was like, five years ago, I began my journey of sobriety.
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It began when I went to the Watch What Crappens Golden Crappies.
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That's our dream. She apologized to everyone except for Tom Sandoval that was there that night. Okay, so Carl, so he released his book and this is what he has to say about it. He says, To everyone who has followed me, reached out to me, shared their own stories on recovery, Or just give my mom a really cool hat. This book is for you.
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You know, you guys are a wild crowd.
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Oh, I'm already so excited to find out the rest of the sentence.
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Yeah, you guys, no. Just because he appears at the Hamptons every single summer on a TV show and has not had to have a job in seven years does not mean he is an upper middle class privileged man.
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So for anyone who's been looking for a book with a title that has a hyper-local reference, specifically of the upper St. Clair region of South Hills of Pittsburgh, look no further than Cake Eater. We're coming at ya!
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Yeah, we can pitch you guys against each other. Now I knew, like we knew you guys would be a crazy crowd because to this day, there's only been one show in all of the history of Watcher Crappens where someone got arrested and it happened here. It happened here.
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Carl! Carl! I'm having a baby. Boo. Boo. Whoa. Whoa. This is, like, really hard on me. Okay. Yeah, I just, I want you to be softer, not pregnant-er. And I just, I don't, like, I, like, don't even know how to say hi to you. Okay.
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Doorknob. No. Hi. Fish tank. No, that's not it. Skinny jeans. I can't do this. It's too hard. It's stressful.
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Yeah, well, about... You suck.
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Yeah. I'm just like a boy with a girl.
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But that hurt. That, like, really hurt. I don't know what to say. And then we have Imrul, who says, hey, yeah, I'm Imrul. I'm the new guy, Imrul. I ride a motorcycle, and I fuck. I fuck a lot. I'm getting a blow job right now. Five people, sex swings, lube, raw, unraw, all the things. Upside down, inside out, in a circle, circle jerk, square jerk, triangle jerk, all the shapes. I fuck.
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All right, well, where we left off, Kyle has just done his annual rage texting of someone. This time it was Paige. He rage texted her about both Hannah and Craig, and she was not having none of it, and now they're going to talk it out on a beach in the Hamptons.
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Yeah, you guys have done great work.
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Um, first of all, I'm not Hannah, and I'm definitely not Craig, thank God. Just wanna let you, just remind you of that. And, like, I told Craig to, like, not do this, and if you're gonna, like, do this, then, like, he had to have a conversation with Kyle, and, like, like, I don't understand why you've been talking to me.
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Like, I don't even like talking to you when you're not rage texting me, so this is even worse.
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That felt so good. Everyone stop. Stop. What no one is mentioning is that Heather had a fashion show and made me wear a size 12.
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But if you're going to come for me, at least bring me a taco.
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Because we're good as gold. Because we're good as gold. Because we're good as gold.
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Seriously? Seriously? I would never say that. I'm an empath. It came from Zach.
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Some of our favorite Housewives episodes are when the cast goes on group vacations. I mean, hello, we just watched SLC go nuts in Mexico. Or what about Scary Island? Or what about Morocco? I mean, it goes on and on and on.
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Well, we hear Jennifer of doing a voiceover, Jennifer Yao, saying, Real estate in Utah is a hot market and values next to a temple skyrocket. In Utah, there's three agents for every home sold and it gets pretty competitive. It's dog-eat-dog out there.
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Scandal after scandal, leave it to the Utahans to have the biggest secrets of all. Right, says Jennifer. So it's going to be real estate, but with secrets. You're going to sell secrets. I'm pre-approved for a secret. Yeah.
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okay some people say yolo because you only live once and i say yodo because you only die once and i'm not wasting it on this bullshit get back to work three agents for every house sold okay um this was giving sort of shades of vanderpump villa of you know she was gathered everyone around for this big meeting and everything um and there's like slow motion she like she like walks in slow motion into her like very standard office you know i feel like you can only do like the slow motion like walk up
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#2670 Sold on SLC 0101 “There’s No Business Like Yeo Business”
If your building has some sort of like columns or a giant staircase that was built in the twenties, but like walking into just like a generic Utah office and it's like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, walking slow motion. I was like, you're trying it a little while.
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Can I say, by the way, I forgot to mention it on the New York recap. I'm just going to mention it here, because otherwise I'm just never going to remember. But I really want to mention it. When I saw this, I cackled. Because this year, the Post Department on Bravo has been just out of control. And they are just cracked out.
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And I think they're just trying to see what they can do before Bravo notices their antics. Did you notice I'm rony this week? They showed stock footage of, like, an office building. Like, one of those big, glassy office buildings where, like, the entire outside is, like, a grid. And then they, like, highlighted, like, three different, like, crosses of windows.
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Like, the windows created crosses or, like, plus signs. And then they cut those out. And they superimposed those on the background of some other stuff happening in New York. And then they made them spin around frantically. Did you notice that? That was the wildest thing. I was like, what are you doing over there, Bravo?
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Why are you isolating random Tetris pieces of an office building and then rotating them? They're deranged.
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I actually just got a wonderful selection of herbs from there that I cooked some garbanzo beans with, so I had a nice, bright, healthy, herbaceous meal to start off the new year.
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Sorry for that tangent. I just needed to get that out on the record on our show somewhere.
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#2670 Sold on SLC 0101 “There’s No Business Like Yeo Business”
Well, the holidays have come and gone, and let me tell you something. It feels nice to give my home a little TLC after all that chaos and hubbub of December.
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So anyway, they, uh, so Jennifer Yeho walks in and it's like lots of, we see lots, we see some stats, 17 years as an agent, $118 million in lifetime sales. That's right. She's sold people's lifetimes and she earned that much money for it. I have adults of 100,000 children of 50, uh,
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Does anyone? Gina's like, I do. I'm fucking starving. So she goes over, and she's like the only one to touch it. It's like Raiders of the Lost Ark. You pick up a piece of cheese and a giant boulder comes rolling towards you.
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But by the way, it's like not convenient charcuterie because everyone has to sit almost like they're in a movie theater. It's like rows of people all facing Jennifer Yeoh. And then there's like a platter of charcuterie right in the center in the front. So if you wanted just to have some charcuterie, you have to come all the way to the front.
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You have to be like, excuse me, sorry, excuse me, sorry, excuse me, sorry. I just want to get over it. No one's going to do that. And everyone's afraid they're going to have a grape in their tooth. So, like, if they're all sitting around selling Sunset Style on a sofa, I can get it. But this was not conducive to having charcuterie.
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I hate having to publicly choose a charcuterie. So Jennifer gives us a little insight into things. She says, Utah is a patriarchal society, and I've been told I run a Barbie brokerage, and I've been told I bedazzle my agents because that's what a woman would do. But I just say, Barbie the billionaire, how's that? I'm like... Well, doesn't really make sense. Barbie's already a billionaire, girl.
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Yeah, she started there.
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yeah it's a crossover movie don't gaslight me with your barbie the billionaire bullshit i mean i think i saw chas palminteri in there somewhere so um we're back in the meeting and jennifer's like okay let's talk about wants and needs this is the power of coming together you force them to come together to listen to you that's like a gift that's a gift i've always wanted
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First, we meet Tina, who has been an agent for 11 years, and she's made $99 million in lifetime sales, which, by the way, that's better than Jennifer because Jennifer made 118 over 17 years and Tina's made 99 million over 11 years. So actually Tina's rate is much higher. So think about that. Everyone who's counting and cares. Yeah.
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And then after she says all this, we see this guy, Matt, and he's giving Tina a nasty look, but we also discover that that's kind of his resting face. So then we hear Matt, and he's like, Tina Edwards is ex-Mormon, and I don't know how Tina feels about Mormons, but I do know when people leave the church, they tend to become bitter towards it. And yeah, actually. Yeah.
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Usually, or the church becomes bitter to them. I think there's... You're not a bombshell revelation there. Because a lot of people have had pretty terrible experiences with the Mormon church. So, congrats, Matt.
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Yeah. You sneaky little snake. He's, like, the comparison to Slade Smiley is apt. Like, they seem like they're pretty much the same person. So, now we transition over to Malaysia, who I really hope is Malaysian. Because I'm wondering why she's called Malaysia. It's awkward.
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So she's now walking in slow-mo, and she twirls. She twirls in slow motion with her arms in the air, and then she's on a balcony overlooking mountains. And we see that she's been doing this for two years as an agent, and she's made $30 million in lifetime sales. That means she's averaging $15 million a year. So she's doing even better than everyone else so far. Killing it.
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She goes, when I came back to Presidio, I knew that all eyes were on me. Because everyone's wondering where you got that outfit.
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Fucking tiny brows. The men are so insecure on this show already. Right out of the gate, they are just already plotting and undermining the women. And I'm not going to stand for it. Let Malaysia be free.
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yeah she goes spelled right either right is it no it is it is it is spelled right um at least it is in our notes maybe let's see malaysia malaysia how do you spell malaysia i'm gonna look it up on slc because i'm not very bright you know and i'll admit it
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Wait, she is... Wait a second. She is the wife to former NFL player Alani Fua. Wait a second. Alani Fua... Oh, Alani Fua. I was wondering why this football player recently followed us. I was like, why does random NFL player follow Watcher Crabbins? That's, there's the connection. So he's married to Malaysia. Look at that. Malaysia's married to a football player. Sorry. Yeah.
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I love connecting dots. So Malaysia is like, even though I am LDS, I don't fully agree with a lot of the things set forth in our church. And as far as drinking and partying and stuff, of course I get side-eyed. But you know what I do?
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The optometrist literally will not give you contacts if you're not Mormon. It's crazy. You cannot get any sort of contact. Yeah. You just have to walk around with fuzzy vision.
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Very high. You can be very tall. And so we're back at the sales meeting, and Jennifer's like, okay, everyone, let's talk about the new listings this week. Let me guess. Modern farmhouse. Who has a modern farmhouse? Please tell me there's a modern farmhouse. And so then Kenny... Kenny starts talking about how he has a listing. And then he's like, we see the listing.
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It's like walking alongside a pool. And he's been doing this for 12 years as an agent. And he's made $153 million.
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I shouldn't have made that face.
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Yeah, but Kenny looks kind of like a pocket-sized Blake Griffin. Do you know Blake Griffin? Mm-mm. Either way, if you look him up, he's like a little pocket-sized version of that. And he's apparently very, very, very, very Mormon. So Jennifer is... Then we come back to the meeting, and Jennifer's like... All right, everyone, we're looking for a Realtor of the Year again. Last year, we had Matt.
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Matt, stand up. Now sit down. Now stand up. Okay, move to the left. Now sit down again. God, it's so fun to do that. Okay, Matt, now seriously, stand up this time. So Matt's like, hi, everyone. I'm the best Realtor here. I am such a good Realtor of the Year. I've got tons and tons of listings. Don't mind me. I love Toyotas. Yeah, he's the religious tattletale.
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It's going quite nicely. I'm still in London, where it's also rainy and gloomy. Just got off of the Underground. I came out from the Underground, was on the Tube with about a million British schoolchildren who were on a trip, I think, to see the Victorian Albert Museums. There was a lot of, did you see the painting?
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Yeah, he's an overdog. So Tina says to us, if you ask me who has used car salesman energy, pouring from their pores, I would say Matt Jones. So now it's time for Matt's slow motion introduction. So he's walking slow-mo, and he's like, yeah, I have to double what I did last year, and I am not going back to selling freeze-dried food storage to Mormons, for sure. I was like, whoa, that got strange.
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That was a specific backstory there.
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What? Did you work on that? I'm sorry. Whitney on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives did not tell me about this, so therefore I'm pretty sure it does not exist, because she is my go-to for all things crazy from Mormonism.
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There must be some story with this. Is it because of large families that they need to buy freeze-dried food? I'm guessing so.
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Also, why is he not saying freezer? He's like, I am not going back to selling freeze-dried food storage. I'm like, freezers. No, no. No, no.
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So in space, I guess you add liquid to it or something? Yeah. Well, what is freeze-dried food storage? Isn't that just then, like, pantry box?
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In my mind, I was thinking, like, desiccated coconut or whatever that was, like, frozen. I was, I don't know, but like now it's gotten even weirder.
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It was adorable. Those little British accents. Children, little British accents. Just my favorite. But that being said, I'm making new generalities about London. Last time, my takeaway was that all the food here is under-seasoned. I'm revising that and I'm apologizing because all the food this time has been delicious and perfectly seasoned.
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I still don't know exactly what freeze-dried food storage is, though. Is it just jars? I'm looking online. I'm looking at images. It looks like it's just jars. Was he selling jars?
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Why did he hate it? He's like, I'm not going back. I'm not going back to selling freeze-dried food storage.
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She's also our lowest-earning realtor because she's six years as an agent and has only made $28 million, which is an average of about, like, just under $500,000 a year compared to someone like the other people. No, no, $28 million. 28 million, 28 million divided by six. You're getting my disease. I'm wearing. I'm sorry. That's I'm sorry. That's only about 5 million per year as opposed to other.
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Everyone else was at like 9 million and at like 15 million.
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So she moved from Brazil eight years ago, and then she met Chris. And then we hear Matt again. I think Matt's our squish face. And he's like, her husband is a broker at a different brokerage. I don't know why Jen allowed that. She's sleeping with the enemy. So then Sarah's like, when I started with Jen, she was very supportive. And we became close friends.
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I think I just was eating at shitty restaurants last time. But this time around, good seasoning. My new generalization, did I say generality? My new generalization this time is that I love this city, but the people walking on the sidewalk don't know how to walk on the sidewalk. it is like slow walking and it's drifting left and right and it's stopping.
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And I spent like so much money at Prada. They invited me to Wimbledon.
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Yeah, and that opening party, when it seemed like there were all these random people who were auditioning to become friends of, Sarah was one of them. So Sarah tells us, Lisa's not sure between buying or selling a house, but honestly, this is a huge opportunity for me, and we're talking a lot of money. So how do you say cha-ching, cha-ching, ching, cha?
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Maybe our cashier machine sounds different in Brazil. Yeah. I do imagine the cash machines in Brazil are just like samba music playing. You press the button, it's like... You just get a moment. It's just like a lady in a bikini with feathers everywhere. It's like your cashier.
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Yeah, well, the West, there's a lot of land out there. So, Lisa's like, oh my god, the ceilings are low! Meanwhile, it's like cathedral ceilings. And then... I mean, like, 20 to 30! Yeah. They, they go, they look at the home gym and there's like swings and stuff. And it's like, it's a whole thing. And Lisa's like, yeah, what are we doing here? Is that like, wow.
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Like what does she do is, Hey, does the homeowner, is she like a swing or got it? Cause the swings got it. Got it.
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And I don't know what's going on, but I'm going to need, I'm going to need the people to pull up and, and walk in straight lines. And if you're walking slowly, walk a little bit to the right. That's all I need. Okay.
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And Sarah's like, yeah, you'll have to build. She goes, oh my God. All right, I'm going to pray for you. So now we go back to the sales meeting and it's like wrapping up. And then Tina and Matt like go off to an office and Tina's like, Hey, why don't you pop a squat, Matt? And he's like, okay, what's up? It's like, well, You have a secret. And I need you to be open and honest.
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I swear to God, every time I hear that phrase, I start to cringe. Even in this show. I'm like, I know this has nothing to do with Kyle Richards, but I'm already bracing. Don't say that.
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And they film it like, well, sort of like there's kind of like almost like not artifacts, but there's like, if they make it look like they're filming around the corner, like actually guys, what you're watching right now. is something that wasn't even supposed to be on camera. We know this because the camera people didn't even get in there. We're peeking into a conversation. It's so intense.
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It can't even be on camera, but we're catching it. We're like, God, he's always watching.
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I need you to understand we live in a state that's 60% Mormon, and so that's like a lie. My daughters are Mormon. I don't know why I said it like that. My daughters, okay? It's like automatic Ramona voice. My clients are Mormon. That's a big deal. It affects my business. This is how I feed my family. I feed the Mormons, okay?
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So just cop to it. Tina's like, well, my best friend said you took her to lunch and you were like, well, you know she doesn't believe in God, right? And Matt's like, well, I wouldn't go around bad-mouthing people. That's just not my game. She goes, I don't believe you.
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And by the way, we know he would go around bad-mouthing people because the first thing we heard from his mouth was him bad-mouthing Tina. Yeah.
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And then we see a flashback to Jennifer meeting with Tina and Matt. This is an example of them working together. It went badly. And Jennifer's like, I would like you two to work on this VIP client thing. Get together. And then Tina cringes. And Matt's like, I'd like to take the lead on this one. And then we come back. It's like, wow, that was terrible.
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so we go back to Tina's office and um Malaysia walks and she's like hello is everything okay in here Malaysia's entering and Tina's like um Matt if I come to you with real shit and you're not man enough to take it and Matt's like um my perception is incorrect according to you and Tina's like well you're not used to people coming to you with real shit
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Thank God I walked in here. Make sure everything was okay. So then Malaysia goes, what happens in the dark always comes to light. Thanks, Malaysia. What is Malaysia talking about? Why is she walking into offices and saying that? So stupid. So now we go to Jennifer. Slow motion. Jennifer's going to a listing at Elk Court. And everything is white. It's just white on white on white and white.
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Like this through the whole, you need to like pull over like you're driving. But I, that's what I thought at first, but I've now been in several neighborhoods and, And everyone's doing it. And when I was walking down one street, there was one street I was walking down that was full of business people. Business, business, business. And everyone was in shirt and tie.
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And there's a young couple. Their names are Brandon and Emily. And they meet Jennifer. And they've got a baby. And I guess they're selling their house. And so they're showing the house around. They're showing Jennifer around the house. And there is a primary bedroom that is temple-inspired.
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So if you ever just wanted to get a nice big primary bedroom and feel like you're in a temple while you're having sex, this is the house for you.
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I mean, yeah, they got double washers and double dryers. I mean, when we talk about that, Mormons really want to prepare. I mean, geez. A double washer, double dryer. I mean, how many kids were they going to have?
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Always be washing and drying. So, yeah, they are going to... I can't believe they have the double washer, double dryer. That really caught me off guard. So, Jennifer then says, she doesn't remember all of her clients' kids' names, but she remembers the names of all her clients' dogs. So, that's nice. Hilarious. Jennifer, she's just ready for this.
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So, then we go see... Malaysia's like, whatever's in the dark comes out in the light. Am I right, everyone? Malaysia, stop saying that.
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And they were all doing it, weaving. And I'm like, why are you doing this? It's out of control. But I don't know. So that's what I'm dealing with today. But I gotta say, this city is absolutely amazing. Strange pedestrians aside, it's so good. I'm having the best time. We have to come back here because... It's the best.
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Let me tell you something. These children, their names are the clue to a hidden treasure. Because they're a crypto wallet. Squirrel. Square card. Dallin Addy Enzo Leo. It's like, wait, say it fast. Dallin Addy Enzo Leo. Dallin Addy Enzo Leo. Dallin Addy Enzo Leo. Oh my God, I know where the treasure is. It's in the mall.
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It turns out that's the phrase. Malaysia's just been a genie all this time, waiting to be summoned. Dallin Addy Enzo Leo.
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i'm like damn girl she is she is and she is elbow deep in that instant pot i mean she is like scooping out gruel for these children because they're like they're on a shoestring budget and she is making like the beans of whatever like that why would they call why would they call a pot that takes literal literally the longest out of any other pot in your kitchen why would they call it an instant pot it's like the weirdest branding i've ever heard
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I don't know. I'm sure there's some reason. As far as I'm concerned, what was happening in the dark is going to come out in the light, Instant Pot.
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And then you can really clean those sheets afterwards. Like, you'll never worry about how quickly you can have to clean your temple semen stain sheets. Because you've got a lot of washers and dryers. So then we go back to Matt's house. And Matt tells us, I was 22 when I met Nicole and had served a mission in Brazil. And after two months of dating, I asked her to marry me at an olive garden.
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Because when you're here, you're family. Yeah. Anyway, people get married young. He said that. That wasn't us. He said that. People get married young in the church because they want to start a family young. And then we hear, like, whoa, what went wrong there?
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this woman literally can do everything that's like hold on i'm getting a five dollar bid on this tooth on ebay so gotta make the ends meet so he says the only thing i have is for three dollars it's from someone named malaysia it's malaysia He's like, things are a little rough. My one listing is my sister and brother-in-law's house, and we've had to make some sacrifices. Got rid of the Escalade.
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Now I'm driving a Toyota Camry. It's like, oh, the shame. And actually, it is kind of shameful, because when we see the Toyota Camry, we see it's like an old Toyota Camry. It's like an old youth Toyota Camry. It's sad. It's not like a 2023 or something, you know?
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Do we think he did a mission in Brazil? Do you think he knew Sarah from back in Brazil? Do you think that's his big secret? Oh, I don't know.
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Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So now, um, uh, but like Nicole, his wife is like very patient and she's like, I know you're trying the best that you can. And like, I appreciate all your sacrifices. So anyway, let me get back to serving food out of this, um, this bottomless, uh, instant pot. And then I'll get back to my five jobs. I'm sorry.
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Hold on, Matt. Let me just put this Instant Pot under your eyes so I can capture your tears for seasoning.
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Yeah. And Tina is like, I was married to a man for nine years and we got married in the LDS church. And then, um, she realized that after like, she started to just become disenchanted with the church, especially after realizing that like black men couldn't even hold the priesthood until late seventies. So she started to even wonder like, why does she want to be in this church?
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I like this pivot from London town where every building here is about 600 years old. And we go to SLC where every building is about five months old. Yeah.
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But she has two kids. Um, and then two years ago she met her partner BJ. Um, and that's, that's when she came out. A lesbian named BJ. Yeah.
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So, she's like... Jennifer's like, you know what? Wherever Sarah goes, there's Chris. Chris is Sarah's husband. She's like, there's Chris, who just took 15 of our top producing agents. And then we see a flashback of Sarah at home with Chris. And Sarah's like, things are getting to be a little weird in the office with Jen. And we go back to Tina's house. And Jennifer's like...
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I mean, I literally look like I said, come on in, come be an informer. And they literally go to church how many times a week? Don't they teach you just to be honest at church?
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Because I feel like women are stronger than men. So you got to grow a pair of tits. And then Malaysia pops up. Well, whatever's in the dark is going to come out in the light. Am I right, girlfriends? High five.
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Huh? Yeah. Matt's putting the Poe in nepotism. Yeah.
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His covered wagon of rugs.
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with that challenge is it's like oh god and he's stupid too you knew you learned about two words in a phrase so he comes in and he's like he's doing some sort of prep with a hot guy there was like some hot guy that was helping him and then he just disappeared the hot guy
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and he's like yeah like they're gonna judge me about two things the house and the charcuterie board and then like a berry falls off and just like on the just on the floor just lying there so jennifer arrives first because she's like wow matt he's cute but he's dumb as rocks so i gotta make sure he's doing okay because they're all like wow this is matt's first time when the broker's open matt doesn't normally sell houses that are above a million dollars matt normally sells two hundred thousand dollar split level ranches and
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They got rejected from house hunters. So this is, he's really out of his league right now. We got to make sure he's doing everything right.
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yeah when she sees the cat litter she's like what is this doing here and he's like um because the cats because if they have to go she goes well where are the cats he's like in the basement she's like well put this in the basement so then they put it in the basement but they put like a gopro in the kitty litter or something because there's like this shot from within the kitty litter looking up at matt's face and then you see him bringing the box down into the basement leaving it there i'm like
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Did you just put your expensive camera equipment in kitty litter? That's what I want to know for production.
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I always see a picture of Matt's sister, Meg, and basically, like, she looks very Latina. And Malaysia's like, well, she's very tan. And so are you. Do you tan? Do you get Botox? Malaysia's really got a case to crack here.
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They're just like, ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha. And then Matt starts giving a tour around this house, which looks like every other house we've seen. And his voice gets very serious. And he starts talking. And they kind of overlay him on the tour. And he's talking about how there's a scripture in the LDS faith that says, establish yourself a house. And he talks about how important this is.
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And there's piano music playing and everything. He goes, that's why I'm a real estate agent. People need to establish themselves a house.
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Yeah. There was like a Costco shelf, they said, where you could walk in and just put your Costco stuff right on the shelf.
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The producers clearly told Sarah, when you walk in, sit down with Jennifer and ask her what's going on between you two. Sarah's like, hello, something weird between us. Would you like to speak right now? Want to have conversation in the middle of this broker open? That smells like kitty litter. It's like, what?
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it's none of his fault though like do you did you forget i brought five agents to presidio i mean they're all leaving i don't know why it's not my fault jennifer's like oh really are they going to real uh because i guess is that the name of chris's brokerage real yeah real yeah so then we see like tina and malaysia are like by the charcuterie board listening in and they're like oh my god this is crazy
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And you're right. And like, yes, these houses, these buildings are absolutely beautiful and they're full of so much charm and character and they're gorgeous, but just watch one episode of house hunters international. And you'll realize every room is basically the size of a broom closet. There's something to be said about new construction. So,
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So then Sarah tells us, agents move brokerages all the time. Agents might be like, I don't want to be at Presidio anymore. I just want to go something real. Like, maybe real brokerage. Ha. Ha. So, Tina's just eating more charcuterie. And now we go to Jennifer's house. And she's with her husband, Darren. And she's feeding the dog pepperoni.
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And Jennifer tells us, the vibe of our home is that we work hard, but we come home and we just chill. And it's a $2.3 million house, five bedrooms, five baths. And there's a theater. It's actually a really big house. But she's done something very rebellious, which is... She's painted her house black. Because every house is white. She's going to be the black house.
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so um she's uh she she thinks jennifer feels really bad for matt because she feels like his family doesn't support him because one thing we didn't mention was that during the house tour um there is a back door to that house matt's brother's house brother-in-law's house and there's no stairs that lead from the back door like
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#2670 Sold on SLC 0101 “There’s No Business Like Yeo Business”
the two feet or the one foot down to like the patio they just never bothered building a staircase and they didn't bother building a staircase in anticipation of putting the house on the market so jennifer feels like the family gave matt a shitty house and then is also asking for like discounts on commissions and stuff and so she feels like his family's taking advantage of him
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But also, who are these people that just can live without the step down? You had to step on a pile of loose stones to get to your backyard.
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So, this all – the reason why this is all being brought up is for the most ridiculous thing, which is that, you know, Jennifer, she was really abandoned by her family when she decided to leave the Mormon church. And so, sensing that Matt may not have support from his family, it just makes her want to just, like, open her heart to him.
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And, like, her heart – she just wants to root for him because he doesn't have family, so she assumes, because of that backstep. So – So she wants to be there for him.
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It's like, oh. Okay, come on. So, Chris is there, and he's like, no, it'll just be good to get this done, and let's just understand where... She can understand where we're coming from and hear her point of view. And we can just focus on selling some houses. And Sarah's like, yes, ex-boss. Get it? Because you're not my boss anymore. You're ex-boss. You know, think about it. It's funny.
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#2670 Sold on SLC 0101 “There’s No Business Like Yeo Business”
Yeah, there's not even room for an oversized charcuterie board in most of these rooms. So I don't even know what the realtors do here.
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You know what? This is not, she's like, she has this whole spiel about like, she's going to be professional because she's going to their turf. Cause that way they'll feel safer. Even though it's ridiculous that they should be coming to her turf instead of So Sarah tells us, Jen's losing a bunch of agents. I know it's affecting her business and Presidio is her baby. So I get it.
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But Jen doesn't understand. It's not my fault. Maybe it's her fault. I don't know. I'm not here to steal agents. I'm just here to sell houses to Lisa Barlow.
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Well, it feels like some shady business is going on and this is not working for us. And that's all I have to say.
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seasons change, people change. Okay. Great song by expose. Look into it. Bye bitch. So that was the first episode. I liked it. I liked it quite a bit. I thought it was very funny. It was stupid, but it was like, you know, it was like a fun trifle, you know?
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I get it. Have a smack of Mormonism to you.
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It's called sold.
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Like, I'm sold in. No, because I was like, I'm sold on SLC. Like, do you like SLC? Oh, yeah, I'm sold on it.
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#2670 Sold on SLC 0101 “There’s No Business Like Yeo Business”
No, it's sort of like a play on words there. It doesn't really work, right? Well, because it's like these are people who are sold on the concept, and it's like we're also selling. It should be called sold on and in SLC. Sold in slash on. A house was bought in this city, colon, SLC. I fucked my wife in a room that looks like a temple.
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#2670 Sold on SLC 0101 “There’s No Business Like Yeo Business”
in slc they definitely have for the title card it's it's definitely like sold on and then slc so like if this is a hit i imagine they would you know put on different cities as well it reminds me of wild on remember wild on wild on it just was called wild on though they didn't even have i mean terror read hosted it so it makes sense because they're not terror read can't handle more than that you know if they're gonna call it like wild on right
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Let's call it wild. All right. So we have sold on SLC. Wild on ketchup. It's called ketchup. Ketchup. Yeah. And she was like, Daniel Staub was there too. And Heidi from the Hills. Oh yeah. Because they had a, um, like a waitress competition. Didn't they? Yeah, it was a reality show.
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And it was like the restaurant was owned by like Mike Boogie from Big Brother because Mike Boogie actually was part of like this restaurant group that was really big in the 2000s with Ashton Kutcher and others. And they own like Les Deux and a whole bunch of places. And Ketchup was one of the places. And they had a reality show there. It's not good. Yeah.
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Yes, it is really strange. I mean, it looks like it's like a green screen. It's like our draped, ruffled green screen. Yeah, super weird.
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like worst neighborhoods what would you say yeah what would you say all i've got to say is that there was a toyota on this episode that's part of the storyline and that's the i think that's like one of two instances where a non-luxury car has ever been featured on bravo the other one being when um lisa hoxine drove her maids honda on miami last season so like this is definitely not selling sunset like we don't see toyotas on that show
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what would you call him slayed sadly instead of slayed smiley sadly yes he really is that he is like he's like it's the saddest little squish face i've ever seen also i guarantee you he's cheating on his wife guarantee it's like if someone took slayed smiley but then like like did like a like a face swap with the pioneer woman you know okay or one of those mushrooms for mario
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It's Reed Drummond, Agumba, and Slate Smiley. Which I still think is problematic. I don't think you're supposed to say that. It's still a little wrong. Yeah. But by the way, you know what really bothers me? Fingernails.
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What's the point? Jennifer Yeo, her last name is spelled Y-E-O, and she's the CEO. So, first of all, it feels like there should be some sort of wordplay there. She's like the CEO. She should be like, Y-E-O stands for the Yes Executive Officer or something like that.
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It can go in so many directions. And then you have Presidio Real Estate spelled properly P-R-E-S-I-D-I-O. But why not make it I-D-E-O? Because it's like Presidio. Come on, Jennifer. You have opportunities here. That would be a rough Google, though. Yeah, it's kind of annoying.
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ash maybe it's an acronym like um uh temporarily of potomac i don't know so they're all talking about how sexy ashley is ash top and um karen's like i'm turned on and you know they're basically just like she's so hot what's that I think it was ashtop. I think it was a plan. I think it was trying to, instead of Ashley, it was ashtop.
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If I remember correctly now, now that we say it, so you see it's like, it's wordplay. I'm not Ashley, I'm ashtop. So, we're all informed now.
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Yeah. So she does this whole thing. It's fun. And, you know, Ash is sort of doing like kind of like a lap dance on Karen. And it just is going on. It's fun. It's like a fun, it's a fun little party. They're all going, whoo!
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and they're partying and everyone's cheering and it's exciting and then afterwards you know josh is there that's ashley's guy that she's been dating beavis and what yes and then and then he's like yeah that's pretty cool and she's like yeah josh got some major points tonight she's like feel my dick so then uh now it's time to gossip again so ashley comes over
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She's off the clock. Mia's not there anymore, so she doesn't have to be like sidekick. She's like, oh, good. I can go back to talking shit about her.
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So Ash is like, she's like, wait, what? This is crazy. Wait, so G's not crazy? He's not having episodes every five seconds? What's going on?
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I think they're both liars, honestly. I think they're both liars.
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Yes. And they both can be liars and he can have episodes. All of the above can be true. Because as far as I can tell, they both seem totally...
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I'm going to soft launch that word. I think that Gordon and Mia are disasterly as parents. Yeah. So that's indisputable.
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Honestly, it's just really convenient that Wayfair has everything our home needs. I mean, because I'm going to get a coffee table, I might get a lamp, and it's just all there on the website.
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That's an interesting name for a restaurant. I don't think you want to come back from a restaurant and be like, that was a saga. I think saga is not a good word for that. So Karen's like, well, that was a late night for me, that Drag King show. It was a lot.
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#2705 RHOP S9E16: Doggy Styles
Mia was the theme in my character the whole time, but I expect no less because not only does she lie with the truth about her life and makes up all these fables and stories, you know, in Panama that, you know, she said that your baby belonged to G and you didn't tell us, you don't think that's true?
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Yeah, it makes me wonder if she had to sit and shoot a scene with Mia where Mia, like, cried to her and she had to pretend to be sympathetic.
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And Giselle's like, you know, in meeting Mia in the beginning, I was totally bamboozled from her story. I am now eyes wide open. I'm like, again, you guys have called her to her face this season multiple times, a known liar. Why are you shocked?
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#2705 RHOP S9E16: Doggy Styles
goodbye it's done i mean she debuted a new look this episode that was like absolutely stunning in the confessional i was like damn kiera no she was like drop dead gorgeous but you know like if you really think about it her whole storyline is how like the reason why she's on this show is because she has a storyline about being on the show And last year was diarrhea. So, I don't know.
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We are some of the people who tear you apart. I don't know. I don't know. So how do you feel about with Todd and Bronwyn then?
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I think that... Well, I think that... Being a freshman housewife, you have to show your relationship. The producers wanted Mary back, so she had leverage enough to say, okay, but Robert Sr. doesn't want to be on the show. They're like, okay, fine. I think...
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#2705 RHOP S9E16: Doggy Styles
that for when, I agree that if you don't, if your partner wants to be on a reality show but you don't want to be on either, I think what you do is you support them in being on the show and then you just try to, I don't know, I think you try to support and then you just kind of, I think there's a way to have your partner be on the show without you getting totally dragged into the mess.
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And if your partner is the type that's going to not protect you while they're on the show, then maybe that relationship isn't good in the first place. Because I think a lot of times the guys who don't want to come on to reality TV, they usually don't want to because they're insecure. They're scared to go on reality TV because they know on some level they're kind of...
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Like, they're doing things wrong in their relationship, and they know they're going to get called out, which is why you see this happening with Juan Dixon, why you see this happening with this guy, why you saw this happening with Stassi's ex-boyfriend, why you saw this.
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We didn't see enough of this, but Cameron from Southern Charm, her boyfriend, like, you know, because what happens is these people then eventually do go on the show, and then we see how they kind of suck, and we turn them apart, and they say, see, this is why I didn't want to go on the show.
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But it's like, no, the reason is not C because you didn't want to go on the show because we're going to tear you apart. You didn't want to go on the show because you had to be confronted with the fact that you have personality defects.
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I don't know. I kind of feel like the insecurity that drives him to be an asshole is the same insecurity that makes him get frustrated that he has to talk about it on TV. And I think that if he felt fine with who he was and what he did, then he would be okay to have these stupid scenes in these random restaurants with... You know, these goopy shrimp tempura sitting in front of him.
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#2705 RHOP S9E16: Doggy Styles
he may not he may not want to put this all out there or whatever but it's also the easiest thing to do is that when she says things like that he could say gosh i'm i'm really sorry i wasn't attending to your needs and i you know all this time i thought i was and i didn't even realize i was dismissing you but apparently i was yeah things like that and that way
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you can sort of like nip it in the bud you can look like you're growing and happy and being like a nice person and then people like us are not sitting here talking about why you're a dick yeah that's what i'm saying he should be faking it but he's just like he's just getting too frustrated he can't do it
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#2705 RHOP S9E16: Doggy Styles
Well, now that being said, like, I agree. It's like, if she had something more interesting going on in her life, we wouldn't have to constantly be talking about Greg. And, I mean, whatever. I think we both agree, she should leave him, she should do better. And I do think that she deserves to be with someone who wants to support her being on the show.
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#2705 RHOP S9E16: Doggy Styles
And that's just, you know, like, that's what she wants in her life. That is what her career choice is. Because ultimately, you know, it also is like, This has been something that's been going on before reality TV. This is like people who are in a relationship together and someone has a job and they have to go to work functions and they have to go do things and they have to drag their spouse along.
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And I think a good spouse and good partner bucks up and goes along with it and puts on a smile and just does it. Right, but the difference is that this one affects the partner so badly.
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Hello, hello. I'm here live in New York City. Oh, beautiful.
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Deeply uninteresting. Yeah. For my sake. All right. Well, I think we've basically come to a common ground, which is that she needs to move on from this guy.
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Well, yeah. Because he has a right to not want to go on reality TV, but he also should then, like, they should realize they want different things out of life. Yeah, yeah.
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Got it. So, that being said, so, Kiarna, she's with Greg. I don't remember where we are. Who cares?
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Yes, they're basically like, you know, they're like, stay on the show. Yeah. Um, so then now we see Mia and she's driving and she's on her way to pick up ink from the airport and she's like, Hey Mercedes, can you call my ink? And then it calls her printer. I was like, that's so awkward. She's like, hi, baby.
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So he gets in the car and everything. They're wearing matching clothes. And they're just talking about the kids. Jeremiah wants to see Ink. Ink wants to take him to a game. All that.
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I will be joining you there shortly enough, but right now, I am in Westchester, New York, in my childhood bedroom, and it's winter, so the bonnet is on the air conditioner. I love an air conditioner bonnet. I know. We are both in New York because the Golden Crappies are on Saturday. And so I'm here visiting my parents up in Westchester before I relocate down to the city. We are so excited.
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So Ink is like, you know, or maybe I'll just call Gordon. And so she goes, okay, so you want to call him? He goes, well, call Gordon? Why does Gordon have to be the priority every time? She's like, well, he literally just said you were going to call Gordon. It's like, yeah, well, okay. All right. You got me there. Well, I said before I called him, I'm not, I mean, I'm not feeling that at all.
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I mean, for the past year, you all have been operating without boundaries. That's taking a toll on us to a certain degree. So she's like, well, Inc.
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And basically, she's- Original name of Vanderpump Rules, by the way. What? What? The original name of Vanderpump Rules, Strut for Strays. Yeah.
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Yeah, this is going to be a disaster. This is, I mean, not nearly as messy as Bronwyn's house, but, you know, yeah, true shit show. So, they're going to be walking the dogs down the runway. It's always funny when Potomac puts on a fashion show in the first place, but then now they're going to add dogs to it. So, it's going to be a disaster.
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So, Stacey's like, you know, Ashley and I have come a very long way, and we see flashbacks of her saying, you put your bunion on my counter. I don't think they've come that far of a way. I think they were, like, fine, and now they're just, like, a little bit better. It wasn't like they were, you know, feuding at the beginning of the season.
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she well i think stacy learned that putting things on counters in ashley's household is a sign of love and endearment so that's her love language yeah so um she's like well i'm happy to share this moment with ashley because i really do consider ashley a true friend and maybe ashley can pick out a puppy the puppy that she's going to walk with so now they're like you know there's dogs and they're playing with them and everything and so now stacy and ashley are
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First of all, thank you so much to everyone who came out to San Francisco and to San Diego this past weekend to celebrate our birthday and also the kickoff. of our Mounting Hysteria tour. It was really so fun to be back out on stage and to see familiar faces and new faces. Everyone was so sweet and so kind. So a big heartfelt thanks for coming out to our shows.
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Now that they've played around with dogs, now they're going to get into gossiping and stuff like that.
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yeah and she's talking about how they're gonna make her claim and maybe maybe it'll be a vanilla claim maybe it'll be a spicy claim and um you know then she's vanilla claim would be a michael claim because he's very vanilla and a spicy claim would not be beavis he would also be a vanilla claim
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Yeah. And, you know, Stacey's saying she's just looking forward to being able to move on with her life and everything, and Ashley's asking her about that child support, because she's like, well, I've waived child support, and in terms of Arabella, he takes care of everything that she needs, so why would I need child support?
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Clearly, fathers are known for always supporting their children, especially when they get new families, so I'm really not too concerned.
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Also, like, this just gives him so much leverage, too. He can now say things like, well, if you, like, I'm not going to pay for Arabella's trip or school or this or that unless you do this. Like, I want you to move out of that house. I don't want to pay for your house anymore. So, you need to go move somewhere else. And if you don't, then I'm not going to pay, do X, Y, and Z for Arabella.
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And then like, I mean, Saturday, it's going to be crazy. I think we're almost sold out at that theater. I think there's like 40 tickets left. It's amazing. We're going to have a wonderful lineup. So excited for the Golden Crappies. You can still vote. The ballot is at WatchYourCrappins.com. Some of those races are separated by 40 votes. So every vote matters.
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I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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He was literally doing the face of harumph. He was like, harumph, harumph, harumph, harumph, harumph. He was rolling his eyes, opening his mouth like he's about to say his name and stopping. He was just so visibly furious. And harumph face.
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So I'm just going to now grill him on TV. So they get to a restaurant called Doc's. No relationship to rails. And Greg has a hard time opening it. I think Greg pushes instead of pulls or something like that. It's so embarrassing for him after all that harrumphing. So they sit down and he's wearing flip-flops. Okay, so here's Kierna. Do we have to even continue your storyline? The flip-flops.
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The flip-flops at the nice restaurant. Why was this not exhibit A? You don't have to tell us about arguments. Exhibit A. Exhibit A, we see you in your confessionals. We see the look and the attention that you put into, I'm sorry, the effort and the attention you put into your look. We see that you are, your business is aesthetics, as literally you have a spa and you do like all the stuff.
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And on top of that, if you can't make it to the ceremony, you can stream it anywhere you are in the world because we've partnered with Kiswe. So the link to get a streaming ticket is also on our website. It's going to be really an amazing time. We're in the final stretch here, trying to finish up all these odds and ends. I ain't finishing shit.
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And you have this guy walking into docks Wearing flip-flops with his slacks.
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I think you're just individually in your own potato sack.
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They're having a disasterly relationship. I just thought of something else, Ronnie, though. A reason why Greg should stop complaining about the TV thing is because he was all too happy to promote his business on the show and force Kieran to wear a polo shirt for an entire episode. So if he wants to exploit it, he's got to do the work as well. Okay. I'll go with that. I just remembered.
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I just remembered because the flip flops made me think of the polo shirt. And then I was like the polo shirt. And I was like, aha, he was trying to take advantage of being on TV.
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So he's like, hey, remember when we met down here two years ago, kind of like in the Harbor East area?
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And he's like, yeah. And I feel like we still kind of argue about the same things when maybe it's kind of like personality based. I mean, because you're a woman, I'm a man. So we're also going to see things differently through different lenses, whether we want to or not.
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Yeah, exactly. She's like, well, I think for me, it's a matter of still feeling like, okay, I'm my own woman here because I feel like sometimes I shrink when I move here instead of like being my full self when I'm around you. And he goes, well, that's how you feel. And she's like, but like, I also feel like when we have these conversations, it starts to feel like either it's your way or my way.
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And I don't want it to be that way. I want it to be something where we're on the same page and the focus should always be that we try to make it work. Yeah.
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Okay. And another thing. This goes to Bravo now. Bravo, if you're casting people who can only be interesting in the context of their boyfriend, then you're casting the wrong people. Because Kierna should be able to stand on her own and be interesting on her own. So, the fact that Bravo is putting pressure on her to loop in this guy... You know, like... And he doesn't want to do it.
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Find something more interesting about Kieran to shoot instead. Like something going on at that spa.
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It's going to come together by then. um and of course i can already see on my screen that i'm falling out of sync i can i can already see that i'm seeing myself talking and i'm seeing my lips flapping from a totally different part so my camera's already out of sync so apologies to those watching with crap is on demand if i'm a little out of sync today but you know
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Yeah. But I mean, look, they need to show a fully fleshed out life. If you're going to be a real housewife, we have to see a fully fleshed out life. But we don't have to see endless scenes of their relationship. It's fine. We've seen lots of relationship stuff. Those are arguably the least interesting scenes that we see. So, like, you know...
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I mean, look, we all suspect the reason why Kieran is on the show was because Bravo didn't want her to sue them. And so Bravo was like, hey, be a housewife. And I don't think we all wanted to believe that. But I think it's starting to feel, it just feels more and more like that's the case. Because it's kind of like, what's going on? There's nothing happening over here in this corner of the show.
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Who's Anya? I don't know, but what if Anya has a store that's called Vivian by Anya?
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I like to coordinate colors. Oh, what an innovation. That's crazy. And Stacey goes, I love that. You know what's good? You know what I love about that? If I were to ever have a fashion show, not only would I coordinate colors, I think I would actually sew new clothes for it, which I think is just kind of like a fun thing to do, you know?
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Yeah, that's fun. So, Stacey says, I am so excited about this event, and I can't think of a better designer to highlight other than Vivian. I had to have Arabella involved in this invitation. And then we see Stacey and Arabella did, like, a little... Video where Stacey's like, I want to invite you to participate in this year's Struts for Strays. Don't worry about what you're wearing.
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Vivian has you covered. We can't wait to see you and do this together. Your line, Arabella.
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TJ jumps in. You're going to love the way you look. Okay, TJ, no men's warehouse here. This is not your invitation.
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This isn't law and order, TJ. He's like, oh, I'm sorry. I thought the event was called Strut for Extras, not Strut for Strays.
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So she says, I regret that I cannot attend your event, but I will be there with bells on. I'm not really sure what that means. What does this even mean? The Grand Dom needs rest, honey. And she says, I just want to make sure everybody feels beautiful while we walk with these dogs that are going to shit on your beautiful, beautiful gowns.
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Look at Ronnie. Okay. Don't look at me. My lips are going to confuse everyone. Okay.
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And Wendy's like, or something you may have did or didn't do. Because I think the question that you have to ask yourself is, do you feel like when she needs you, you support her? And Stacey's like, well, that can't be what this argument is about. And then we see a flashback to...
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you know, how Mia was, how Stacey basically was supporting Mia in that moment because she felt like what Karen was saying, she'd been brought up privately.
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So then Giselle arrives. She's like, hello. Hello. And Wendy's like, okay, hold on now. One second. Because you just said something. Mia said some very disparaging comments about Karen. And your first thing out of your mouth, Stacey, should have been like, don't say those things about Karen. Don't say those things about my friend.
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And Giselle's like, well, we're going to select your gown. And so Giselle's like, yeah, we, by the way, we know Vivian. We're back in present because we know Vivian because of Karen Stacey, implying that Stacey kind of like friend hopped to get to Vivian.
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But Stacy's like, well, wasn't that what the message said? And like, no. And so Stacy's like, well, okay, I disagree because Vivian is also my friend. And I've known Vivian longer than I've known Karen. So what am I supposed to be saying? May I work with my friend? And she's kind of right on that one, you know?
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And if Karen wants to have a claim on Vivian, maybe she should have worked harder to have Vivian come to Panama instead of Jacqueline. So Giselle is like, well, you should have said, hey, Karen, just FYI, I've been working with Vivian on this, blah, and then it could have been over. Like, what's wrong with that? It's like... Even Wendy is like, yeah, no, I don't think you need permission.
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You know what? The problem was they spent too long in Panama. Panama was not a good vacation. It really killed the momentum of the season. I did actually, you know, I feel like the show kind of got its bearings again this episode.
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And now she's saying, no, probably would have been good to give a little bit of a heads up. But Stacey says, Giselle, Mia has called Karen a drunk, a cheater. Kay said that she was on Ozempic, and I didn't call her to tell her I was having an event with my friend, so she's dropping out. It seems like a little imbalanced.
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Stacy's like, I don't understand how I'm having like a beautiful event and what I think is a great moment for us to come together and to support a really wonderful organization for fur babies in DC.
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Even Wendy laughs like, what? Giselle, why would I not be into charities? Listen to my voice. This is charity voice. And Giselle's like, you didn't donate to mine.
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So Giselle's like, well, you didn't donate to mine because you came late. And she goes, well, you threw me out. That's why I didn't donate.
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You know, at first it didn't, but I thought that entire scene later on that we're obviously about to get into about Karen not going to Stacey's thing and Giselle just like giving Stacey so much shit was hilarious. I was like, okay. Signs of life. The show's coming back for the finale.
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Stacy has not donated a dime. I don't know how you even sleep at night, Stacy. I don't. And so Stacy's like, okay, we're just going to pick out dresses. And so Giselle's like, well, I'm not. I'm not going to be in the fashion show either. Only because I'm confused by it. You don't know whether or not I'm allergic to dogs. You don't know whether or not I have PTSD because a dog bit me.
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You don't know if I've listened to Who Let the Dogs Out one too many times and now I'm totally triggered by the animal. You don't know if I've ever had trauma at your wiener schnitzel.
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And Stacey's like, you don't know how many elevators I've been in where someone has asked, going down, and I've said, no, going up.
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That's why I was like, this is so funny. I was like, yeah, the show's back. Giselle's like, yeah, dogs are not my thing. And so the producer's like, what was your traumatic experience? She goes, I got bit by a dog. And that may or may not be a lie. Yeah.
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So Stacey says, and if that's what Karen is looking for, then maybe I'm not the right friend. And so now we go over to Wendy and Eddie's and Wendy is hanging out in the deck and she's like, it's been a busy day. I've been in meetings all day. You know, season two of Dr. Wendy's show is coming.
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got eddies what does it say he's using the got milk slogan can we just stop oh that's so bad you know you're desperate when you when you resort to the got milk slogan from 20 years ago come on man yeah so his big news is by the way i got big news and um you know i just got off the phone with the white house and you're gonna film an episode of the dr wendy show there and it's gonna be you know and so like
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Like, oh, my God, this is amazing. And he's like, yeah, you're going to do your big one when, like, when's in. Yay. You know you want to. So, they're going to be, she's going to be interviewing Karine Jean-Pierre. So, it's a big get.
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Good luck. Yeah. So, she's just saying it's such an honor because she's the first black woman to hold the position of the White House Press Secretary, and she's the mouthpiece of the President of the United States. And she says, when I think of black girl magic, I think of her. And so, Eddie's just like really proud of her. And they're excited to go to the White House and everything.
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So, then we cut over. to Mia and Stacey having lunch, and they're talking about significantly less lofty things, like going to the White House. They're just going to gossip about Karen, as is their right.
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I don't like when Gordon shares our personal family matters. I mean, it took me a long time to buy that DVD box set, and I don't want to lose it.
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What is wrong with this person? So Mia's like, you know, I know what Gordon's capable of, and my friend should try to seek to understand what I'm dealing with here. The thing is about what I'm furious with someone is that I'm like, the thing about it is that I'm furious with someone who I consider my friend and like, you know, used it to villainize me.
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And Stacey's like, well, can't Karen just be a supportive friend? She's like, no, she doesn't know me.
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Dun, dun, dun. Well, that's the warning she gave me and Arabella. She also told me that I shouldn't be friends with Wendy. She said that Wendy is completely self-absorbed and that I should never trust her and she's only out for herself. And Mia's like, oh my God, does Wendy know these things? And then it cuts back to Wendy talking about this White House visit.
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And Wendy's saying that she wants to share the moment with her girlfriends. So, first on her list is Karen because it'll be a full circle moment because, you know, Karen invited Wendy to Surrey County when Karen got the key to the county, etc., or the city, or I don't know, do counties have keys? Do counties need keys?
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But either way, she also talks about how Karen's family were slaves who bought the farm uh, back and then, uh, you know, prospered as a result of it. And so since the white house was built by slaves, this is like a good call back to that. And it's kind of like, look at what the slaves did actually.
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exacerbated no she's like yeah what yeah i i love stacy like i think stacy is such a great addition and i feel like we're not i feel like just in general are people on bravo talking enough about stacy because she just really entertains me with how exasperated she gets like well i'm i'm shocked i will stand by this assertion but i can't believe this like watching her get huffy is just like a real joy for me
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And so she's really seeing this like really beautiful moment when, um, we are finding out that Karen has nothing but bad things to say about Wendy.
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Yeah, and so Mia ends it by saying, I will tell you the truth doesn't expire. Okay, Karen Huger, everything that's done in the dark eventually comes out the light. So that is what's going to lead us into the season finale next week. Excited for that. Fun episode. Nice return to form. Thanks, everyone, for listening.
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Yeah. But you know what? I hope that Bravo sticks with her because she's awesome. Oh, they will. They're not going to get rid of that chick. Yeah, so let's dive in. So it's episode 16. I am shocked, as you are. 16 episodes. This should have been 13 episodes plus, you know, reunions. The truth will set you off. So we're at this Drag King show that Ashley's been doing.
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And Karen and Mia are in the middle of a fight because Karen just heard through the grapevine, through Ray, that Mia's had the paternity test for Jeremiah for a while now. And she just didn't even bother to tell all the women. The women are still thinking, oh, my goodness, this could be a whole unsettled thing. And so Karen's mad about it.
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It was very, very difficult to read them. Well, I'm not sure you're doing any of the things that you're saying anymore. I'm like, Karen, it took you this long to figure that out? We've been onto this from episode three of Mia's first season. Why did it take you this many years? Right? How long have you guys known Mia, for Christ's sake?
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I think she just conflated like slut shaming, you know, the standard, you know, oh, you open your legs to every man. And she just like she sort of attached it to men instead by accident.
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And, you know, doing standard drag queen patter. Like, wow, my taint hurts. Wow. You're never going to be a drag queen. She said something like, oh, my wig is itching and my taint hurts. I was like, okay, great. Yeah.
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Boo. She's also the queen of questioning people's lives and not supporting them. That's what she does every episode. So Stacey's like, well, I don't know why Karen is choosing to say this tonight. I think it would be better if you clarify. Everybody here is thinking you're a liar. I don't need to clarify anything when it comes to my children. Like, you literally need to clarify so many things.
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You're literally getting tests to clarify things.
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Yeah. Karen's like, one thing is I'm a quick study of the room and Stacey's not supporting me. She's not saying, stop that. Don't say that to Karen. No, because she's gravitating towards Mia, which I am not.
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So Mia's like, Karen didn't come to me. And she wasn't like, oh my God, like Ray met with G the other day. And Wendy is like, well, Stacy, what side are you standing on? Because I'm confused right now.
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And Giselle's like, all right, duh, as long as we're introducing people who won't say much, here's Kate Chastain, nah. And like, oh, there's Kate out of nowhere. Did not expect that. Did not expect that either. It was a Bravo chat room callback because Giselle's like, we did a show together, ah, a few years ago, ah.
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Well, this is exciting. I can't believe I left Florida to come see a non-Drag King show.
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There's the taint part for you. There it is. See, I knew there was a taint. And this wig hurts. Everyone's like, ha! So, Crystal Edge is, are we motherfucking ready for Ashley's drag debut? Let's give it up for Ashtop. So, I don't get that. I guess it's that, like, Ashtop?
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And then her dad shows up and is like, what's going on here? We go to break thinking like he's going to kick everyone out. Like it's like her worst nightmare. But it turns out he's actually really cool. And he's like, hey, everybody. And there's like hugs. And she's like, oh, my God, Dad. And I'm also feeling old because he looks like he's our age. I'm like, oh, my God.
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The parents are the same age as parents on this show and these shows now. I know. And yeah.
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Yeah, but this is her mom and stepdad's house, so whatever. And she talks about how they have a blended family, and then she just has a million siblings.
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so then maddie meets uh lake's stepmom nicole i'm dj maddie reese and lake is saying um that she and her dad are like the same person because he's like loving and loud but can also be strict so anyway he's he's he's just there and he's like he's trying to lay down a lot with joey marbles and joey's like don't worry you don't have to worry about me i'm not even with her and the dad's like well who do i have to worry about he's like oh i mean there are just like so many i shouldn't have said that right
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Joe is like my work brother, dad. He's like, yeah, work brother. And I have a sister her age. So I guess I'm trying to say is I guess I would fuck my sister if given the chance. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Joey Marbles. Okay, relax. Sorry, sorry. I just have a really fascinating love life that you'll see on this show very soon.
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So basically the dad leaves. And now it's time for dinner. It's time for the white party. And so Brad's like, this is like the Republic white party. It's better than Labor Day. It's Lake's birthday.
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no only nanny's chicken parm so brad is like uh he's like yeah well he wants to be manly he wants to be part of it he's like yeah but in what world is the sous chef responsible for the main course it's on bradley all right you're all idiots how about that it's all it started with michaels and it trickled down to youtube i love that brad's like he wanted to feel like a man so i let him cook the wings yeah i'm like so manly now i make wings you guys
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So Michaels is like, anyway, TJ's like, oh, by the way, everyone, Mia FaceTime me. She plays fifth. So she lost. We can all make fun of her when she gets back.
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So Joe is like, yeah, I saw a clip where she was like standing next to someone who got the award and she was like, oh, it's just like in the movies. It's like, thanks for the observation, Joe.
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Yeah, he's at work right now at Broad Street. It's where all the lawyers work. So it's kind of like, I just call it Will Street because it's lawyer town. You know what I'm saying? God, marry to a lawyer soon.
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Guys, he literally has, like, this much reading to do today because of, like, cases and stuff. God, lawyer life, am I right? TJ's like, oh, well, how was your guys' talk today? I was like, oh, with Michael's? Like, it was good. We had a good talk. We just, like, talked about how, like, Will's my person, how he just actually, like, loves me so much.
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The more shit he talks about me is actually his way of showing care. So, like, just everything's just so wonderful.
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um i'm okay like will is not okay and will is not here to speak for himself and i'm okay i'm okay will's not okay so if will's not okay i'm not okay but i am okay so i guess i am okay here's the thing at the end of the day i am going to be marrying a lawyer so i don't want to hear from anyone i object to all of you sustained by me um they're like but we want to know about you she goes that
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Okay, okay, okay. All of us have been in different situations and we have heard Will talk really negative about you and we just want to make sure you talk about it.
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Lake is like that's not what I heard and Molly's like yeah Michaels be honest say Michaels I said I told you what he said tell her what he said Michaels TJ's like okay I'll say it he said he's not happy in the relationship you're not his end all be all and you're obsessed with yourself and you're basically like a wet chick you're like a wet triscuit
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I mean, it's like, okay, everyone is claiming to be Will's friend and Will is like not even here. So like, I hear what you're saying Will said about me. And instead of focusing on that and confronting it, I'm just going to say, you're all being bad friends to Will right now. He's my person.
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She's like, talk to me privately. And then people start to stand up. And then she goes, but not now. Don't talk to me right now. Please.
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So Emmy goes inside and slams the door. And now she has like mascara coming down her cheeks, Erika Jayne style, even more aggressively. And she calls Will and she's like, I'm here.
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He's like, oh, I'm trying to get to you, baby. I'm trying to get to you. Hold on. Let me reach for my car keys.
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Oh yeah, I will race to get you right away as soon as I'm done with these Doritos.
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I've been through this before. And TJ's like, this is going down like everyone thought it would. Unlike me with Michaels. In the past, when anyone confronts Emmy with any sort of relationship issue, she deflects and freaks out. And then we see last season when Mia was basically like, hey, I heard this rumor and Emmy like bit her head off.
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so she goes period so michaels is like she needs to understand it's coming from a place of care and will has dragged us all into this because of her because of her severe reaction i know that she didn't know all that will was saying she's like doing her like her her best to like protect her boy she's like what's going on here right now and all i do know is that like i was not heard in this process
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and then she's just like sobbing on the floor i love will being like they just had like such a short conversation i'm like because they were trying to find get to the truth of it and you're the one who like cut it off and deflected it made it seem like it was no big deal so will's like hey jack's nearby so i'm gonna send him to pick you up don't listen to their bullshit
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crap Is, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me as always is someone who thankfully has not crashed into a wall in a pool. Ronnie Karam, how are you, sir? It does happen to the men on Bravo a bit. It does. It does. I'm starting to hatch a theory. I'm starting to hatch a theory. What's going on?
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So Maddie comes in, she goes, I think it was just a situation where people wanted it addressed. And like, it's not like anyone was attacking anyone. And Will's like, no, it was a gang up. It was a gang up on Emmy. You all fucked up. You all fucked up.
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I know what it's like when you love someone and they're telling you everything you want to hear. And then, of course, we have a clip of Trevor last season. So, meanwhile, outside, Austin's like, it's a gorgeous night. And Lake is really mad. She's like, it's so disrespectful. I invite you to my lake house for my birthday and everyone just gets up from the table, dinner table.
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Like, so fucking rude. Disrespectful as fuck. Such great manners.
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yeah but you know what the will told me the next day and like he took accountability and i yelled at him and i made him accountable i said you are in trouble sir and then i made him the most beautiful charcuterie plate and i said don't worry you're gonna be a lawyer someday it's all gonna be worth it all gonna be worth it and i was like you cut me off at the knees because i am there for you anyway we're fine i'm so happy to be with him
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Not Joe. I am just, I'm just, I'm saying, I want you guys to be there for me. And Michaels is like, we don't want to attack you. We just want to be here for you. And speaking of here, I feel like you're not hearing me right now. And I need you to address that. My feelings are hurt too.
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So then Jack, Will's brother Jack, picks up Emmy, and then they basically leave in the middle of the night.
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So now it's the next day. People are waking up. And Siobhan, Molly, and Lake are talking about how hungover they are. And they're talking about how, like, Emi left without... Lake is upset because Emi left without even saying goodbye. But it's okay because Lake still was able to have fun without Emi.
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How are you, Ronnie? Good. How are you doing? Doing great. Thanks. Very excited. We got the crappies coming up. Very nervous. We have so much, so much that is going on, but it's going to be a tremendous show. Get tickets to that. I watch a crappies.com. We are also streaming it with kids. We, so the streaming access is also on the website and don't forget to vote, vote for your favorites.
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So Lake is like, I'm not going to be thirsty and drink from some drip drop water. And she says, there's something beautiful about a slow burn. Let it marinate. So Molly's like, yeah, I think I moved too fast. Shaban's like, yeah, don't marinate. So they're laughing. I like her line.
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That didn't really work out earlier this episode for you guys. So Molly is like, by the way, Brad's cooking shirtless in the kitchen. Should we just go watch? And they're like, yeah. So they go into the kitchen.
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Yeah, although that back tattoo, maybe not. It's like a giant compass on his back. Well, it'll give me some direction. Yeah, okay. So then he slept outside.
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And they're like, you slept outside, but what about the bugs didn't get you? And he goes, I'm one with the bugs, which is sort of like, that really has so many different meanings on these kind of shows, being one with the bugs.
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He's like, uh-huh. He does nothing. So Michael's comes in. He's like, hi, everyone. How did you sleep? Did you hear me snoring? God, of course you didn't. No one can hear me. Then Brad is like, oh, did you touch TJ? And Michael's like, no. Do you want to join, though? They're just like making jokes. He's like, no, but I'd watch.
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And we see footage of Joe swimming underwater and just crashing right into the wall. So to me, this is a sign. I've told the story before how we went to Katie Cazorla's wedding. And this was when Tom and Ariana were still together. And Tom was like, dude, I bet I could like swim to that side of the pool and back all in one breath. And he did it.
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And when he came back, he crashed into the wall like Joe Bradley does. Yeah, we were racing in the pool. And he's like, dude.
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Or maybe when that happens, it shakes something loose in their head where they become awful.
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okay. So, um, yeah, he's like, so now, so he comes, he's, he has a big bandage on his forehead and everything. And then they eat breakfast and TJ is like, so, um, do you guys think we'll hear from Emmy or will? And I was like, well, I know one person you're not going to hear from me because I'm like not being heard right now. This breakfast, it's really upsetting.
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He's like, yeah, she needed to know what he said. And Matt's like, we all support Emmy, but we were all uncomfortable with that. And Michael's is like, yeah, she was alone and wanted to leave. And we have to respect that, guys. Did anyone just hear what I just said? Anyone? No? Yeah.
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Yeah. And like, by the way, like, what did they know about being in a three year relationship, especially with a future lawyer? And I was like, nothing. Yeah. Like TJ is like 33 and alone. I was like, damn, I don't know. I feel like you're, you're in a relationship and alone, which is better.
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Well, it's like, well, if anyone has questions about our relationship, they should come talk to me. They'd rather bully you about it.
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So I was like, I was curious why TJ and Brad brought this up at dinner the other night. And like, I may be a lot of things, but I'm certainly not stupid. Obviously this was something they were about to make a big deal of. And it's like infuriating that two people we love failed to protect us from the harm I'm seeing Emmy go through right now.
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And that is certainly some of the worst betrayal you could have for a friend. How about the betrayal you have for your own girlfriend by talking shit about her at a bar in front of people you don't know very well or really in front of anyone at all? And you can't blame this on Brad and TJ. The best way for them to protect you and Emmy is for you not to say this bullshit in the first place.
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ben talks shit about you i'd be pissed i would be pissed about it yeah i mean i'd be pissed but like also it's like i'd be pissed mainly because it's my own fault that's probably why i'd be be pissed and you know the truth is they they spoke to will because they were trying like if will gave them something to work with like i he did say i did say it but like
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Yeah. And then after the Golden Crappies, by the way, just so you know, that's going to stay up as a video on demand for two weeks. So if you can't tune in live, that's okay. You can still watch it for two weeks afterwards. Also, we're going to go to Salt Lake City and to Denver the weekend following the crappies. Not even the weekend. It'll be like a Thursday and Friday. It's a quick turnaround.
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he he didn't seem very contrite about it and he gave excuses and it's kind of like oh this is like fucked up and like they have to deal with it and will's not helping them out like he doesn't will didn't even give him a story that they can be they could they could defend him with so didn't he basically admit to doing it and say he'll talk to her and then he went and talked to her so i mean i don't know he was still an asshole he went home and didn't say anything yeah
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so now we got a relationship is so stable yeah um so joe uh turns out he uh he actually got a concussion from his pool accident he's like yeah after like the second like vomit of the day i was maybe it's like not a hangover so then uh we see clips of that and then maddie took him to the hospital and then she's like crying she's like oh my god if anything were to happen to joe oh
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So now they go to a bar. Well, Republic. I'm like, some bar. And TJ is like, he orders Joe a kettle martini with blue cheese olives. Like that's TJ's love language is that like he can't articulate how he feels. So he just expresses through getting drinks for people. Yeah. Beverages are his love language. So Matt's like, go, Joe. You're going to crush it. You'll do great, Joe. Go ahead, Joe.
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Well, you were like the first best friend I ever had. And I feel like when I woke up in like Luann's apartment, you were thinking of me. You were wishing it was me, not Luann next to you. Yes and no. Maybe no. Maybe yes. Joe, you're sending me so many mixed signals right now. I can't help it. Okay. Well, what I was going to say is, I slept with Luann. Yes. Okay. You know what?
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You're jumping ahead too far. He's like, yeah, I know. I'm just like not really good at storytelling. But when I woke up, you're the only person I told. And I just feel like the first person you tell something like that should be the last person to betray you.
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So, come join us. We'd love to see everyone. So excited to go back to Salt Lake City. That's where my nephew is. That's where he's going to college, which is so sweet. So, I'll get to see my nephew, hopefully. And it's going to be a great, great time. So, go do all those things. Today, we are talking about Southern Hospitality, which continues its tremendous third season.
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Oh, but you know what though? Like, even though I had given you a moment to talk about this, an opportunity to talk about it, even though I invited you to share your truth with America, you know, for you, for me waking up to like the nasty messages from you, it was just, it was so, it was so upsetting. And we see like, right. Dead to me and my family. It's disgusting. He's like, yeah.
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Well, I'm sorry I said the worst thing you can say to someone. But to be fair, that was Luanne typing for me. She's really good at doing these text messages.
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You start. okay well I think the downfall started like that night like three years ago you know he's like oh yeah okay I remember I slept in your bed and like you're my best friend and I was drunk and I touched you whoa whoa whoa stop the car stop the car what does that mean I touched you
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what's that mean why aren't they telling us what they did did he give him a handy did they make out did they fuck all i did no i love to cuddle i'm a cuddler so i just like made him little spoon and i was big spoon and then i wrapped my hand i cuddled my hand on his penis and like that was it you know it's just some contact and you know like you told a bunch of people about that and there's like now there's like rumors going around
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I mean, I do get what he's saying, but yeah, I mean, cause it's like, why should he be forced to cover for someone else? But it is outing someone if that was something, but also then like, if it is as benign as it is, so why would Joe be ashamed of it? And it's actually a pretty complicated situation. The point is they should have had a conversation about it.
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Should we do a reenactment? I think they should do a reenactment. So Joe is like, he's like, I know it was just like nothing. And that's like, he's just like, it's like, and she did just TJ says, well, it wasn't nothing to me. And he looks really sad.
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Every episode has been, like, just so excellent. And you ready to dive into this, Rondal? Yeah.
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I mean, leave it to Countess Luann de Lesseps to surface some gay issues. Nothing brings the gay out of anyone like Countess Luann de Lesseps.
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I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch.
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Hey, so what were you and TJ talking about? Were you talking about me and stuff?
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Joe's like, well, hopefully he's ready to talk to me because I miss him. And then Michaels is looking out the edge of this infinity pool and he's like, there's the boat. I'm literally dying right now. I cannot breathe. There's a boat in the lake right now.
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And now we see the boat people and it's like the boat people are like, I think, Emmy and Lake and Austin and maybe not Emmy, but Molly and Siobhan, etc. So they're all like on...
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all the new people except bradley and um molly like austin has like a is totally ripped so molly's like oh my god austin is like so hot but like don't worry i'm not sitting on that but i would if you had a different personality jeez poor austin it's like a log lifter gets no respect these days so then it cuts to austin and to prove that his personality sex he's making like a little sandcastle
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Yeah. So then Brad's like swimming. Yeah. Yeah. He has ambitions. Now Brad's swimming and Lake's like, oh my God, Brad is like so hot. Now this is a different Lake today. Last week Lake was like, oh, I'm like, oh, like an art student.
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Yeah, I like all of them, to be honest. So, yeah, she's like, Brad's got to make a move on me first. And then Siobhan's like, yeah, but you've already been on a date. He has made the move. She's like, huh? What? I don't get that.
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So Lake is like, I mean, he expects a kiss from just dinner. Okay, my dad can take me to dinner. I've had dates where I've woken up in a chateau in France, and he brought me pastries and flowers to wake up to. Brad, step up your game. Oh, honey. Not on this show. No. There will be no Chateaus. There will be no pastries. But also, why aren't you still with Pastry Guy?
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No. And also how'd you not lock that down? Now you're back in Charleston hoping that like the assistant manager.
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So the boat people decide they're going to go back to the house. But like, come on, Austin, hurry up. Leave your sandcastle. He's like really dedicated to a sandcastle.
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So, Michaels pulls Emmy for a chat. He's like, hey, girl. Okay. All right. So, we're going to be ready to sit down. Okay, great. Okay. And then, like, Emmy gives him, like, a big smile. Like, are we going to talk about how great Will is? It's the best talk. I cannot wait to talk to you right now.
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so um before i say anything i want you to be open-minded about what i say and be receptive and i had to take a couple of days to figure out how to word everything because like i don't want to hurt your feelings and also i was like low-key devastated by the coffee that tj got me three days ago so like i was processing and i think i'm like ready to tell you this now
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i mean what what he is the sham to my wow so michaels is like i know but i'm telling you right now like my first interaction with him was not good at all to say the least completely terrible like awful bad bad i miss your reactions she's just like what what
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Yeah. Although maybe not that cracker part, which is kind of upsetting because I told him no more crackers, no carbs. And she goes, I just, you know, I don't want to say I don't have self-respect. It's just that I know Will like I know you, right? What's your name again? Okay. I give him the grace because I know he is like deflecting his own sadness with the stress he's in law school.
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Because as we all know, the best partners in life are the ones who are going to take the stress in their lives, deflect it and put it onto you. So like, it's all good. Everything is fine.
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The season's basically over. Let's just get to the reunion, right? I mean, because look, Michaels, if there was something toxic going on, I would tell you in a heartbeat. Like, what is going on that's toxic? That's the girls at work, by the way. The backstabbing. The inability to trust people. The girls not being able to trust me. I felt very betrayed.
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And the fact that they didn't trust me, that they thought my character was shaded, hurt. Hurt. That hurt a lot. See, I can deflect, too.
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So now everyone's getting ready for dinner and stuff. And Joe's like, what am I going to do with my hair? I forgot my blow dryer. I'd rather forget my phone charger than my blow dryer. I'm like, you'll probably just slick it back like you normally do. I don't know what the big issue is here.
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You can give TJ a butt rub tonight. And he's like, no, I don't do the butt rub because I get straight down to business. So then Michaels is examining a bag of frozen wings and says, bake them for 50 minutes. He's like, that's like a long time. I think they'll be faster on the grill. I'm like, yeah, but they're frozen. Thaw them and then do the grill, but don't grill frozen chicken.
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I mean, I get why she's laughing, because I'm famously probably the most hilarious person here in this house, and I'm actually, like, a little hurt that no one's laughing at my jokes. I just told a joke right now, and no one laughed. Wow.
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Oh, Emmy. So now TJ is like, I just feel so bad because she's like exhausting herself to like cover up. That's like, okay, if it's not okay, right? Brad's like, I mean, we're not talking, saying you have to break up, but just like talk. Yeah, because they like never talk. And also if they want to break up, that'd be cool too. And TJ says, I'm equally friends with both of them.
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And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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But like, Will, you know, Will, I've gone, like I've gone... i've grown closer and more close with like emmy at this point like the point where i'm like protective of her like i'll vacuum for her like that's what i'll do for her more than ever before so then we go to the backyard where joe is blow drying wings on the grill he's like well i found one found one amazing
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He was Elphaba. What, is Jamal a big Wicked fan? No, he doesn't even know what Wicked is.
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So Giselle's like, well, he knows now. Yeah. And they were embarrassed. And they went to the wedding. The girls went to the wedding. And Andy asked what the girls think about the new stepmom, as if anyone in the audience cares about this. And they basically don't. Giselle is very polite and shady. And she goes, well, they still don't know her.
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It would be great if there was a relationship, but there just hasn't been one with my kids. Hashtag she's a bitch.
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We're going to Cincinnati and Minneapolis and Toronto and Charlotte and Atlanta and D.C. and Philadelphia. It's all sorts of fun stuff. That's just in March. There's also a whole bunch more in April and in May. But we're only going to tell you about March right now because we don't
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And Giselle says that they're stronger than ever. And then she's like, by the way, Nams and Josh have become very good friends. It's great. They hang out all the time.
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Beavis and Namse, right. They're in a shame spiral, unfortunately. So development's been paused.
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Okay. But from Noms, he's headed over. Noms says that Josh is head over heels for Ashley. Yeah.
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actually josh was actually very offended by some of the things that wendy has said about him oh for christ's sake he's gonna have to toughen up in this group that's nothing yeah exactly don't start don't start banging one of the real housewives of potomac and expect it to go uncommented on and so wendy's like he's offended by being called jack hollow no but the fact that like you said did him was like a lateral move from michael
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And because she said that at one point during the season and she goes, he'll be okay. Yeah, he'll be fine. He'll be fine.
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You know, I was okay with Wendy pulling this card because Ashley was pulling a bullshit card with Josh being offended by Jack Harlow. So I was like, you know what, Wendy, just pull whatever you want.
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You bought it up on national TV. Well, I thought Giselle had done it. And she's like, no, I didn't. And we see, it was actually Ashley who had shown up, but I mean, it was just a matter of time. It's like semantics. Like it was going to be Giselle and Robin if it wasn't going to be Ashley.
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Yeah, it was something like that. Or she just had the baby or was about to have a baby or something. So Giselle was like, well, it was Ashley, but I took the blame for it because it was fine. Wendy's like, well, I was mad at Ashley, too. So don't sit here and woe is me.
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You talk about the father of my children, my husband, the owner and proprietor of Happy Eddie, which is available in all dispensaries nationwide.
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Who says that? And my husband is amazing. Yeah, I know, right? And my husband is amazing and I'm still married to him. So good luck with you and Josh.
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I was like, okay, good luck with you and Josh. I haven't said shit about Eddie. you brought rumors about my, I haven't said shit about Eddie.
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Oh yeah. No, you're not. It clocked your ass.
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All right. All right. All right. We're done. Okay. By the way, so this season, a former QVC host named Stacy and a med spa owner named, hold on, what's her name again? Are we sure she's on the show? She is.
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You get access to all sorts of great stuff.
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So we see both of their clips and everything. All right. Okay. Well, Kay, what's the current status of you and Greg? Asks no one.
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Oh, okay. All right. Well, I guess talk some more about your relationship then.
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So that's good. So Andy's like, well, she says that they actually separated. He's like, oh, you did. Sorry, I'm just trying to muster some sort of energy for this segment.
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It's like, oh, cool. Like, that's great. You got a condo. That's very on brand for the Real Housewives condos.
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All right, we got it. He doesn't like being filmed. You know, mole people just gotta mole people sometimes.
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I'm like... Well, you in life, you can't just show up. OK, you don't. I mean, yes, people say like just showing up. Yeah. Well, show up and also be like fun.
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Yeah, at least Juan Dixon. Juan Dixon hated it too, but at least he made a slight effort, you know? No, I meant Robin, but yeah, actually Juan. And I'm just saying Juan too. I'm yes anding that. I'm bringing Juan into this.
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So Wendy's like, I'm sorry, you said former? They're not together anymore? We are not anymore. No. Well, I didn't know that. And Kieran's like, were they ever together? Well, as I've said consistently, TJ is one of the best people I know. However, it was just a lot of pressure. And there was also moments that I saw watching the show that were shocking.
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And on top of that, he did get an extra job on the pit. So, you know, he's been busy.
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All right. It's a real time show and I'm going to be on it. It was just a lot to deal with.
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Let's talk some Potomac reunion part. Yeah.
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Have you watched the pit? People are like really into the pit. I almost want to watch it. I'm not watching that.
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Why don't I watch that? How dare you insult my former employer? How dare you? Noah Wiley? Yes. You worked for him? I worked at his company, yes. Did I know that? I don't know. That's where TVgasm started. I had nothing to do in the afternoons. And so Joe Foss and I, you know, Joe wanted to start a TV blog. And so I'll be writing my recaps there in the office. Wow.
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I didn't know that for some reason. Yeah. So that kind of makes this podcast pit adjacent. So be careful where your bread is buttered. But I do hear that pit's good.
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I know it's a really, really good reunion. It's like, and this episode was funny because it was full of the normal spiciness, but there's also like a lot of hilarity too. I mean, like they were all cracking up there on the stage. It's really good.
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What about a 24-hour real-time medical show that takes place in a med spa instead? Like, that's where you found out about the high blood pressure. What about, like, it's called The Butte, and it all takes place at B-Lab and Laser. And it's like, here's episode one. It's like, did you do Whirl today? Not yet.
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I still laugh every time she says Arabella. She didn't even say it. We're saying it, but just Arabella. It's just so great every time. It was hurtful. And it was hurtful for some people to say he was more interested in the trainer than me. I said that. I know you did. I know. And we see Wendy saying it at Bravo Fan Fest.
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I just love how everyone, they are all paid, they pay attention to every single word that everyone says at any little event.
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She's like, not really. But anyway, I'm sorry that I made you feel that way. And as your friend, I will receive that absolutely 1,000%. I'm not apologizing for what I said, but I will receive what you said. Think of me as a mailbox. Think of me as a friendly mailbox. Okay? I received it. I received it, much as I'm sure TJ hopes to receive more sessions from that trainer.
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You already have TJ. You have enough red flags.
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And honestly, I'm not sure I can ever celebrate Christmas in the same way. It was devastating for me.
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All right, then I'll point at Mia and laugh. Great, great, great. So Giselle goes- Point at this boy in a ball gag and laugh.
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How is your daughter handling it? And Kierna goes, yeah, Arabella. I'm sorry, Kierna, excuse me. Stacey, you have the floor. Arabella. Thank you. Well, she's well. We're doing one week on, one week off. And I'm not going to lie, you guys. I'm bored.
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Yeah. And Stacy's like, yeah, thanks for wrapping it up, Wendy. Thanks. All right. Can I ask a very personal question? She's like, yes. All right. Did you do everything but have sex? Well, I didn't know it was going to be that question. I'm like, it's Andy Cohen. And he says he's asking a personal question. Like, you have to get your vagina ready.
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I think that Andy is actually filling out his menu for the dressing room action in the brick.
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Wellabella. All right. Well, moving on, Dinah from Manoff says, Stacy, were you just with TJ for a storyline and also to boost his acting career? Because that's what it looks like to me, a real Kenya Walter situation. And we get a wonderful brief clip of Kenya and Walter back there.
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back in season five of atlanta and andy's like yeah but walter wasn't as thirsty as tj she goes are these fans of the show who are these people did my mother get a comment through they are fans well i don't know what to say about that everyone's entitled to their own opinion commercials here comes one right now
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So it's a clip talking about we just see everyone's crazy outfits, etc. You know, specifically, you know, the Kierna's shoulder pads, Wendy's Michelin man outfit, Stacy's wig, things like that. Giselle's, you know, foofy dress. So we come back and Andy's like, is there there's a big difference between Whitney and Annie? Yeah.
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um well they address so the dress was one that vivian made yeah she's like made it for me and and andy's like and you made it for you a few months earlier and was she being shady on purpose by dressing you in that and stacy goes it's a really difficult difficult situation for me because i've known vivian for years and we see them flashback to port vivian being dragged into this and stacy's like and i just think it was quite obvious that she was being shady on purpose
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Have me on next time. Well, good for Vivian for standing up for herself. This whole thing, I think this whole thing made Stacey look bad in the best possible way. It's like, aha, Stacey, we've known there's more than the good girl act that she's been talking about. And we definitely got a peek into it with this diva meltdown over the dress. So Andy's like, so you're really not friends over that?
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And Wendy's like, yeah, she told me to fuck that bitch.
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So you elevated Vivian. Absolutely. Did you not hear that list of designers?
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I mean, well, I mean, look, it's not like Vivian is... like a major force in Vogue or something like that. Well, she's a major force in Potomac. She's been on the cover of Mid-Atlantic Vogue. So, you know, I take it all back.
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She's just on the cover. She's on the cover of You, not W. So Stacey is like, she's like, by allowing her to do the things for the event, I was mortified that she would put me in an outfit that one of my colleagues had already worn.
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uh well according to fox 5 in dc uh karen huger is facing sentencing wednesday wednesday wednesday wednesday so uh we'll find out on wednesday maybe what will happen to our sweet sweet karen huger but that's hilarious of course karen went to like a quote-unquote wellness center like promises malibu where she's playing badminton and mahjong all day long of course she is
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She's dead to me and it's over. And I feel like they're like at this point all laughing. And I couldn't tell if Stacey was even being serious because even Stacey seems like she's laughing. And Kieran is like, Detroit 313, that's the Stacey I shared a room with. That's the real Stacey. Which is true.
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By the way, I feel like one thing we have not really clocked Stacey for is that every now and then she does get a Michigan accent that comes through, which I think is so great because she tries to have a newscaster accent. But every now and then she's like, Paging Mary Cleary. And I think it's great. I love that little twinge of Michigan coming through.
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So then Andy's like, all right, all right, all right. Can I get my own personal thing off my chest? That blue Michelin tire man suit. Oh God, I have never in 18 years texted a housewife about an outfit. And we see that he texted Wendy to say, we need to discuss this dress, professor.
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And then she's like, yeah, well, they continue to be. I was like, okay, good. Well, you make a hot guy, by the way, hot guy. And we see her dancing in drag.
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Most importantly, what did Uncle Lump think? What did Uncle Lump think? Uncle Lump. All right. All right. Well, Area from Rug asks, Wendy, I saw on Instagram posts where you alluded to Ashley copying your confessional look with the pearls and red hair. Ashley, did you rip off Wendy on purpose?
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Did Inc. bring out a different side of you? And Mia's like, oh, so the way I dress has absolutely nothing to do with the man.
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Well, still, it felt good. I was afraid people were saying I looked really good in this reunion, so I wanted to make sure that they knew that I still was capable of dressing very, very badly.
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Uh, so she basically, uh, yeah, she just was like, she bought it to be petty. And then Wendy says that Giselle actually returned it right away. Um, she was like, yeah, she was like, you can have it. Like she, she just did it to get under his skin. Well, I mean, why not wear it for a good cause? She goes, I did. I went to the event. But did you donate to my charity? I did.
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I was sitting there and I donated. I donated. I was sitting there as shit was shitting and I donated.
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Well, I think we all know who wears blonde the best. It's Cameron Knott. Oh, I was talking about you, Giselle. Oh, oh, thank you. That's nice. I mean, I think I don't want to do it. I hate your guts and hope you die. Please stop disarming me.
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Giselle, no wait, Mia said something that was so funny. Because Giselle goes, well, thank you, it's very nice, but I think that Karen rocks the blonde hair. And Mia goes, when it's on all the way.
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I feel like we're not going to reward Mia for taking a risk. So Giselle says, Andy, so, you know, we had a whole discussion about her hair and all of us did together. And we were just saying to help you because we've never seen your ears or your neck Stacey. Stacey goes, why do you want to see my ears or my neck? Just to make sure you're a human and not an alien.
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Let me tell you something. Those were snork ears. Okay, she's from a different planet. It's confirmed. She's an alien. It all makes sense now. The way she acts. Stacey does act like an alien that has studied us and has come down to Earth and has inhabited our forms and is doing a very close simulation of human, but not quite nailing it.
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And she lives under the Denver airport. With Deb, the elevator lady. Yeah, Deb. So then, yeah, Deb, she was the best. So Stacey's like, I sent you that video and what did you say back? I don't know what I said next.
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Well, I'm very excited, I am due in May. Wow! But, and then Ashley's like, but did you notice, by the way, Jacqueline, did you notice where we are? And she's like, yeah, we're in Panama. She's like, that's where we had our beautiful memory together, we should have a whole 30-minute segment about this. And we see a flashback of them kissing briefly.
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And thankfully and shockingly, we did not dwell on their kiss for 30 minutes and five segments of this reunion. It was like a one and done moment. And they just moved right on.
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It's not ink. No, his name is Dakota and he lives in Salt Lake City.
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Yes, yes. He has impregnated me. So Ashley's like, was he at the premiere party? More to come. Stay tuned. I guess if I get that champagne flute, you'll find out all about him. But until then, I'm going to use this leveraged. Oh, no, I'm still going to be a friend of. Okay, got it.
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so she starts to cry of course it's not even that sentimental of a montage and it's like hard to re-watch just because it's so blatantly manufactured for the cameras anyway well ink is not here today um he unfortunately thought got confused with the airlines and a roller coaster sign i thought he was not allowed on but that's okay we'll try to get him back next year um
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You recently announced that you've broken up. What happened?
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All right, well, but your tagline is, ink is permanent, which is so funny. Andy's like, how could you break up?
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I mean, I can only have sex on a stepstool so many times. So Andy's like, well, um, well... Well, camera from lens says, I want to know the other lady's impression of Ink besides his height. So what were your impressions on the two of them as a couple? He's short, Andy. Very, very short. I don't want to be long-winded, so I'll keep this short.
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Well, Ink very much wanted to be on television. He wanted more camera time. I do not believe they broke up. I think they are still together, and I think it's very clear that Mia is aware of being trashed on social media as it relates to throwing Ink in front of Gordon and the whole triangle and the disaster and the disgustingness of it all. So, yeah, they're still together. Ink lives in Atlanta.
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Mia knows we're about to film again, so Mia lives in Atlanta. She doesn't even live in D.C., Maryland, or Virginia.
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Jesus. Yeah. So Andy knocks on her dressing room door, and he goes, well, now I know who has my normal dressing room, which was kind of his way of being like, who the fuck are you? It also is, does that mean that Andy did not go around before the reunion and do his standard, like,
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Every interview you fly in for your interviews.
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I do fly back and forth, yes. No, I didn't say you fly back. I said you're in the back of the plane. I love that. No, I live here. I have a condo here. Fine. But if that's the lie you want to tell today, it's not a lie. It's facts. I have a condo on 123 Condo Street.
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She can't stop lying. Okay. So as of October, your thing was, what do we think of ink? And I gave my opinion about what I think of ink. And now I'll be honest with you. I feel as though you had this plan for you and ink that you orchestrated for the season and it backfired on you. And I think you saw that, you know, and it wasn't good for the brand and people weren't loving it.
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And so you said, let me drop ink and let me start posting pictures of Gordon again. Yeah.
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Wait, guys, she's in a shame spiral. Give herself some grace. All right. She is getting divorced, though. That's a lie. Gordon and Incan, they're all in on it. There's no divorce.
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There's a lot that I deal with. You know, there's Gordon's mania. And they're like, wait a second. We looked up the medical records. Gordon has beetle mania. That's totally different. Well, he loves the beetles.
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Yeah. And who was leading the charge on the paternity test? Was it you or was it Ink? It was Ink. He wanted to know. And...
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You know, the education system in our private homeschools is terrible these days in America.
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Oh. Okay. Well, you're going to have to explain that without it was a topic on this show.
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all right well uh cloudy with a chance of from meatballs says mia you talked about karen needing to be real all season but your stories about gordon inc and the paternity were hard to follow don't you think it's hypocritical when you're not being transparent yourself
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Am I Jeffrey Tambor's biggest fan? Yes. But the situation here is very complex. So Keanu's like...
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Wendy's like, didn't you conceive the child through IVF though? And she's like, yes, I did conceive him through IVF, which we all know stands for intervaginal ferocity.
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Internet Vanity Fair is where I conceived him. I got very horny reading a profile on Daniel Craig.
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It's called an IPO. It's called an initial pubic offering. You offer up the sperm into the vagina and then the vagina has the baby. So it's the IRS, Andy.
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as we all know hcg stands for historically historically clogged garden glugger my hgtv levels were normal so they were able to do an iud on my ivf it was okay
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The results are in, and Jeremiah is half IMF, so congratulations.
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All right, well, just give me some grace. Well, you know, that has never happened until that day. That was the first adult conversation. But we felt like after years of private homeschool, that they were ready to interface with adults. And they were getting along for an entire year. And the two of them were, like, getting along. So I didn't think it was going to happen.
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Congratulations. Yeah. This is Bravo's version of an Oscar. Andy's dressing room. So Andy's like... Andy is so funny, too. I'd love watching Andy convince housewives to come back on stage because it's just so like... It's just, I don't want to say it's insincere, but it's just so hilarious. It's like so perfectly manipulative.
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Yes, but Gordon told you he didn't want to film with Ink. And he didn't know Ink was there when that scene happened. And then when he gets there, he even says it. He even says, I don't want to film with this dude on.
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No, I think like what I thought would be good is showing positive co-parenting, like showing that you can have a positive family home private school experience with a parent who has mania because that's what we've been doing for an entire year. When I got divorced the first time, my ex-husband and Gordon are like really, really good friends.
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Yeah, we were consciously uncoupled like Gwyneth and Chris. So I just wanted to show everyone how it's done.
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it looks familiar. Okay. What does that mean? In terms of Gordon, one moment being in one positive space and then next moment he's in a negative space. And I've seen Gordon and Ink get along. And then there are other moments I'd see them like not get along. So I feel like in this instance, it was just like a bad situation that was caught. It was unfortunate, but the kids were there.
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But I've told Mia in the past, I don't think she should mix, you know, Ink and Gordon. And okay, this is not as exciting as a response. I was hoping for you. So let's just move on from Jacqueline. So you're personal life seems to frustrate or annoy a lot of people, both your friends on the show and also the viewers. Why do you think that is?
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Do you think you're just like an annoying and frustrating person? Do you take it personally? Do you feel like you're a failure, Mia?
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But he is the one that told the story. And she's like, yeah, he did tell a story. And so she protected him. I did for years. I allowed him to make me look like a liar, which I'm not. To make me look like I have my stories mixed up, which as you heard very clearly when I got my ICBM baby, it was a very clear story. Because for a whole year, they've been getting along and they've been co-parenting.
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It's like the most, it's so easy to see what he's doing, but they always fall for it. He's like, all right, now listen, here's the deal. You're beating yourself up right now. And why beat yourself up when there are other people out on stage who can beat you up for you. Okay. So here's nothing worse than like a shame spiral. Well, maybe traumatizing your kid on national TV for an entire season.
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And the moment the cameras come on, he then tries to make me look like a liar. And he wanted to show up today to tell you guys to apologize to what he did to me because he knew damn well that's weird.
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Yeah. So Giselle's like, well, what it has to do with the journey of your child, that's just deplorable. We all know the only reason why you show children on the show is to show that they are going off to college for two seasons in a row.
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You said that. She said that. And I was like, damn, at least I could be Kelly. By the way, no shame in being Michelle. Justice for Michelle. No shame. Michelle, do you want to be on Real Housewives of Atlanta?
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She's like, I was drinking. That's like the most honest thing that she said all night. Yeah. All right, well, Trapper from Keeper wants to know, Jacqueline, has Mia always had an odd relationship with the truth? Well, Mia, for the most part with me, she's very honest. I mean, has she exaggerated about things? Yes. I don't know.
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I don't think Mia always notices it, but I don't think she's a blatant liar. Just a habitual one. Oh, thanks. Yeah, she's sharing that one. She's told that to me. That's something that's common with us. Yeah.
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But anyway, I feel like you're in a shame spiral and give yourself a little bit grace. Come
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And then you got to my face. Then you then you like you shoot when she was was was a man. You jumped up from from your from your whatever you were sitting on. You got in my face and you tried to act like you were going to do something to me. And we see unseen footage. I was like, wait, when she was a man, what? And then it was unseen footage from the night when Ashley was in drag where.
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Giselle was like, keep my children out of your mouth, Mia. And then Mia got up and like stood up and got in her face and no, you keep my children out of your mouth.
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I was like, I thought it was great because like normally on these shows, it's like, you can never say that someone's a terrible mother. Like that's in fact, when someone's being heinous and awful, the one thing they say is I will say they're a terrible, they're, they're a great mother, but she's a fucking bitch. But she's a great mother. So for someone to say, actually, she's a terrible mother.
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I was like, kind of refreshing to, for someone to be honest. Cause you know, half these women think that everyone else is a terrible mother on all the shows.
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Okay. Yes. And Wendy's like, well, I don't do people doing shit and not being able to be accountable for this shit. Well, thank you, Wendy. After all the shit she did, now you can get up and walk away. Bitch, please.
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And they had this moment, this moment, I'm sorry to interrupt, but like, this was so, this did not feel like an authentic moment. Cause Eddie goes, you know, we should, maybe we should have TJ see what's going on. I was like, what, what is this weird community theater moment that they're having right now? But did you catch the day?
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So, they call him, they're like, hey, TJ, what's going on? He's like, oh, well, you know, I had to get evacuated because of the fire. A working actor in LA. And Eddie's like, are you safe? TJ's like, yes, I'm very safe. My home that's nowhere near the Pacific Palisades is safe. So, TJ's like... All right. Yeah. He's like, yeah.
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So that's why I've been like sort of trying to move stuff around, man. Yeah, man. Yeah. And Greg's like, OK, well, I'm glad you're OK. He's like, yeah. And so Eddie is like, yeah, we're at the reunion. And TJ is like, yeah, I ain't going to that fake ass show with those fake ass people. I miss y'all, man.
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Yeah, I love Don, Don. TJ accusing the show of being fake with fake-ass people. I mean, the show may be fake, but he is the fakest person of them all on the show. And that's why he's mad, because his fakery has been so blatantly exposed. on a show that's already fake. Like if, if that's, if that, if the one true thing that comes through is his bakery, then yeah, that sucks for him.
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I don't know. I don't know. Maybe, maybe it's going to be like a lie. Maybe he's going to say that they did have sex and that she was like terrible in bed, you know?
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Well, we'll find out next week. I'm excited to see it.
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Yeah. So back on the set, Ashley is saying, well, first of all, Kieran was like, I'm glad that made the cut. That's where we needed to be told. Thanks, Kieran. The doyen of fascinating content over there. The arbiter of truth over there.
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the one who knows what makes for good tv so then ashley what does greg think about it i know right so then ashley's basically like if you ever leave me somewhere like that and she's like i would never uh i'm like you would 100 do that to ashley but that's okay it's fine yeah i still remember season one potomac i i still don't believe i don't i
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Ashley has wormed her way into Giselle's heart after all these years, but I still think given the opportunity, Giselle would ditch Ashley.
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And Ashley and Giselle are still talking about they would never abandon each other. And Henry's like, well, the fact that you feel ashamed means that you're a good person, that you're the good person we know you are. So give yourself some grace about this Miami thing. Just, you know, take it off. It's done, okay? I am a good person who tormented my media.
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So then everyone else is sort of gathering, reassembling back on the stage. Stacey sits down on the sofa. I guess she doesn't estimate how far the sofa is from her butt.
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Is Eddie going to take them somewhere, Wendy? She's like, no, they're going to come here. Oh, that's right. And Karen was saying how she dragged Greg up to New York for the reunion. And we cut to Greg's dressing room. We only hear his voice and he's like, it's four fifty two. And she said, come at one thirty. I could have been bopping around Manhattan.
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Oh, I'm so sorry for those businesses that could have had the privilege of having your attention, Greg.
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Well, life as an empty nester, well, you know what they say, life goes on and so do we. Just how we do it is no mystery. So, you know, it's like Giselle in Full Throttle. You know, it's like when I dropped off the twins, I finally got home and I was legit sad for 28 hours. But then Joe Isuzu came over from next door and then I had Dreyfus. So life as empty nester, not so bad. Yeah.
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You know, if it weren't for Park Overall and Sophia next door, I'm not sure I'd get through this empty nest phase of my life.
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You know, that's what she was thinking.
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Um, so Andy's like, so how's your relationship with Jamal these days? And she's like, good. Why? It's like, oh, because, um, Schmookie from Schmookieville says, um, do you know that why Jamal and his wife dressed up like characters in Wicked for their wedding? They did. And I was like, what?
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And it turns out, I looked up the picture, and I guess they didn't get permission to post the photos of Jamal and his wife, which made me really upset. Made me mad at Jamal, actually. Like, let your photo be shown on this platform. But she was dressed in this big, pink, frilly, Glinda dress, and he was in a green Alphaba blazer. So...
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I know, but we didn't know until, until right now.
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Well, I hope everyone's internet, AOL, Earthlink, Hotbot, I hope it's all alive and well. So that way you can use your internet to get tickets to the Watcher Crappens Mountain Hysteria Tour, which is resuming in March, which is very, very soon. March starts next week and our tour resumes mid-March. On Pi Day, actually. 314. We are going to all sorts of fun cities.
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She definitely looks like she went to that same designer who did, like, the reunion dresses for, like, three years there. Like, all of Nini's dresses. It was that one person. Like, everyone would come on looking like a figure skater. But this is, like, a pantsuit version of it.
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I thought you were going to say, I hope you're happy now that you've chosen this.
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So... We thought we were going to have to wait for Wicked Part 2, but here it is! We'll be busting out that song every month.
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And then I didn't even clock this until I'm reading the notes right now.
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That's actually really funny. Like saying Jamal was the goat in Wicked. That's one of the funniest things Andy Cohen has ever said.
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Yeah, I thought they were going to do like Lake Norman or something, you know, like on Beverly Hills and Orange County lately, they have been filming on these kind of like, like panoramic video screens, like the Mandalorian. And it's like, we got to take you to the hills of Beverly Hills or like to the ocean. And I thought maybe they might do that for Lake Norman.
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But then you just see like a sports car, like a sports car boat going around in circles in the background the entire time and might be a little distracting.
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And so everyone's like, no, no, we haven't talked. Okay, well, three weeks ago, as you know, Karen was found guilty of seven out of eight charges related to the single car DUI crash that happened in March of 2024. Ha! Oh, no, not a laugh? Okay. Karen is not here today because she has checked herself into a private recovery center. What do you guys think about this?
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So now they all have to actually not say what's really on their mind, which is like, she's trying to avoid us. They all have to be like really nice. Like, oh, that's really great. Like, that's so good for Karen. I mean, because it is good for Karen. But you know, everyone was like, I can't believe that bitch didn't show up today.
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Oh, my goodness. I loved this first episode of the reunion. I thought it was hilarious. Oh, my goodness. I felt great. How did you feel?
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it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial so ashley ashley of course really rises to the moment and she's like well i had a feeling that the grandam wouldn't be here today so um i made sure she would be here in white so here she is and she pulls out her cheap picture frame with karen there which is just great they just have it propped up on the side and they just cut to it at like random times over the course of the hour
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I love Stacey even more after this reunion. Me too. Like, I love the way she goes from like melodrama, but that she's like melodrama. But then when you come for her, she really stiffens up really quickly. And she's very funny. She does.
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I was just going to say, I feel like a melodramatic housewife, like a purely melodramatic housewife, that's like a special thing. And we actually don't get it as much as we think. Like people may act melodramatic, but there are some that just are melodramatic. And Stacey is definitely in that camp. So like she has won me over three times over.
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With my own word. She won me over three times over. Guys, you're welcome.
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it was so karen so first of all this truly was the charlie's theron monster trajectory because if the december video was karen filming monster the uh pre-reunion video was her accepting her academy award for the feature film monster because now she's glammed up again looking gorgeous actually i mean she's i she may never have looked any better like tell this woman she has to go to rehab more because she this is this is just she looks great so then she gives a literal acceptance speech she goes
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Okay, ladies, as you have noticed, I am not there. I am going away to a treatment center to address taking antidepressants and drinking. Okay, to address why you made the choice of doing these two things. I don't think you're still not taking full ownership of what you did, which was drinking and driving.
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Yeah. No, Karen, she's never not there, even when she's not there. Like her presence is felt. And thank goodness Ashley had the foresight to go to Target and get a cheapo frame and put Karen's picture in it.
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To the kind officer who arrested me for taking antidepressants while drinking, I just have to say to you, your autograph is on the way, so you just keep an eye out for that one. You're welcome.
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I was going to do a McDonald's reference, too. Yeah. We've been doing this for too many years together.
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Well, I think it would be selfish for me to frame it in that way because this isn't about me and this is about her. Okay, everyone here that I did acknowledge that this is Karen's moment. Okay, so now we'll go in on her. Thank you very much, everyone. I have reached out to her and I supported her through the season.
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And, you know, I feel something and I'm not trying to conflate the two because I also feel something about what she told Stacey about me that I saw play out throughout the season. So I feel like having seen that couple with this, it adds up to that's not my friend. That's it.
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Exactly. That's not my friend. So then we see flashbacks to all the times that Wendy defended Karen. And again, it's sort of surprising to me because it always seemed like Karen never really liked Wendy. So Ashley's like,
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She's like, yes, that is in the fold.
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What do they do? Listen, we watch House Hunters. It doesn't mean we want to go into any of those houses. Sometimes you just want to take a look.
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You have to take that privilege of being able to totally go after someone and they can't defend themselves. So like, you know, there is a, yes, Karen does not have to face the fire, but at the same time, she also, they get free reign to say whatever they want about her, which, you know, I tend to believe in this case.
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So Wendy is basically like, it's not that I never want to acknowledge that she has issues with me. It's just, I take people for what they show me and she's not shown me that.
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And really, just any time I'm on the stage, my eyes are almost always falling out of my face.
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A jalapeno pepper added into your salsa. It's a little fun burn, right? Fun burns.
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Yeah, so then Giselle, we see footage of Giselle saying grandam. And so Andy says, well, the body cam footage from the night of the accident found its way online and it's really tough to watch slash also kind of funny. Anyway, there were thousands of comments.
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So people, we have comments from people who are just like dismayed with Karen, dismayed that she was actually not owning it in the same way. People saying that they've lost family members to drunk drivers, et cetera, a lot of anger. et cetera. So Mia's like, well, I knew, and I've been trying to tell everybody that she needed help. I'm like, oh yes, Mia, the harbinger of truth at all times.
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So then, well, there's much more to discuss, but.
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Oh, I had downloaded the wrong notes. I had downloaded the notes for a fully different episode. So I was just going to be like, vamp, vamp, vamp. But all is right. Order has been restored into the Potomac recapping universe.
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So we see clip package of Wendy's season, which is a good clip package because she had a good season. Boring.
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She had a good season that we liked her, right?
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I think that she had a very strong season in terms of just likability and, you know, All right. Well, Wendy, you are lighter and funnier. What do you attribute that to? Specifically, which producer do you want to thank for telling you, you got to get this together?
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uh i did i did i don't know it's kind of funny because it's like yeah like we should have like we should have open minds about our professors and whatever but also it's like i don't think that professorship is like a protected class like if there's certain standards at a university of like behavior that that like that you know like a university wants their professors they don't want like their professors necessarily going on tv and squabbling or whatever um i
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I think that's okay. I think that's okay if a job is like, yeah, we don't love this vibe for our students. That being said, I still back Wendy 100%.
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Bye. Yeah, absolutely there is. I think she's incredibly smart, and I loved that she was a professor and a housewife.
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No. Now we know who is the professor and who isn't.
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She's majorly articulately. Yeah, she was getting too excited about adverbs. So Andy asked about Happy Eddie, and Wendy says that that's booming, which I don't know. I mean, I haven't smoked weed in forever, and I really don't go to dispensaries. Do people actually buy a Happy Eddie, or is this just Wendy full of it? Because I am honestly so sick of Happy Eddie.
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If I have to hear about Happy Eddie one more time, I'm going to be sad, Ben.
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She does. But also Wendy seems way too proprietary about like something pretty basic because everyone's starting, you know, these kind of companies. Tamara did it first.
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I don't even think Tamara did it first. I feel like someone else did it even before Tamara.
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I'm talking out of my ass. It's a Monday. It's what happens sometimes.
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Yeah, and Ash is like, is it called Spacey Stacey? And she's like, absolutely not. I have not done anything of the sort. No, no. Although knowing Stacey, she probably would be releasing some sort of like edible potpourri. It's like, it's not weed, it's potpourri. And now it's a chewable, enjoy.
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Just stop repeating yourself, please. She was a bad liar. Well, when she comes out with Happy Stacy next season, don't be surprised.
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I would never do such a thing ever.
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Yeah, and so Wendy explains it. I thought this was hilarious for a specific reason because she goes, okay, so we have a trust for our children and there's different stipulations. So whether or not they're going to get money, but if they get a master's, they get X amount of extra dollars. If they learn to speak Igbo, which is our native tongue, they get X amount more.
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If they get a Toyota Celica, they lose money. If they get a Mercedes, they gain money. If they come out with anything over three weeks, they're done. They're done.
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Yeah. and then everyone's like oh my god this is a great idea wow wow and they're all like yeah this is great this is what we should do and i think it's so funny because like i feel like there's a sentiment that um if kids do do what you want and if a parent pays them a certain amount of money, like here you have $200 for doing this.
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It's considered like bribing your children as kind of like lazy parenting. But like when you frame it as no, there's a trust and they'll get money and they'll just get more money if there's bonuses. Like you present it like it's a formal process. And just the mere fact that it's a trust is like shows a certain amount of intentionality that people are like, oh, this is a totally different thing.
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I'm like, it's basically the same thing, but it just sounds so much more intelligent. So everyone's like, yeah, this is a great idea.
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You strip yourself down to your most raw state so you can get that Charlize Theron Oscar. And here's Karen.
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Yes, I wish I didn't. It's like, really? Well, mainly because she crashed her car into the front gates. It was really embarrassing.
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Well, I mean, listen, when Bill Clinton said it depends on what the definition of is, is that is actually the blueprint for Karen Huger. i mean that is a karen huger line if i ever heard it yeah i did not have sex with that woman that is a karen bill clinton was actually the original karen huger if you really think about it i remember when he wore that fur cap to apologize to the nation
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What was your reaction, by the way, when you revealed, what was your reaction when you heard that Karen was talking shit about you, Wendy, to Stacey before the season began?
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Yeah. How do you keep your alliances straight if you shoot your wad too early? You've got to keep that collateral. Okay. Let's stop going back to the Clinton years. Okay. Come on. Sometimes you've got to take someone to the cleaners.
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Oh, no. Is she? And Stacey goes, oh. Stacey's like, Giselle decided to come for Stacey this episode, and we still don't totally understand why. Every episode. She's been coming for the whole season for no reason, and it's wonderful. But it's like a little bit more pointed today, and I think Stacey was not expecting it. And Giselle goes, is Stacey smart and educated? Yeah.
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you don't think she seems educated? And she goes, I do have a degree and I'm very smart and educated and compassionate and also a wonderful person. Throwing in some bonus accolades.
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I guess you're trying to say like, be careful with her because she's going to be crafty because she's smart.
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She's going to try to activate Wendy. She wants Wendy to be because Wendy, like that's her, that's her slot is she's the smart one. So if there's another smart one, then she's going to be like, wait a second. And like, maybe go after her. Yeah.
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Let me say this. You did point out that you feel that Karen's M.O. is that she takes the new girl and then she tells them what she wants them to know about everybody. And we see flashbacks of her doing this with Ashley, et cetera. And Andy and because one of them says she grooms them. I think I think Giselle Giselle said she calls her a groomer. which is a really intense phrase for this.
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So then Stacey goes, okay, well, so you guys know what I'm saying is true. So Giselle, you know that this meeting took place at the Tally Ho, right? And she goes, absolutely, yeah. And we see a photo from the Tally Ho, which is where all the grooming goes down in Potomac.
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but it always backfires, okay? You know, in Jurassic Park, the first big bad was the Tyrannosaurus, but it was really the Velociraptors in the second half that were the ones that you really remember, right? So it's like going to a used car dealership, or just a car dealership. You go in for your Subaru, a guy comes out,
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Yeah, I think I think America is back in its fur era right now, whether they like it or not. A lot of things, a lot of things have gone back. So, yeah, Karen, well, we'll have to call Joanna Krupa to see what she has to say about this, because if I remember correctly, she was a very active member on Real Hostels of Miami. So Karen is now in her guilt and forlorn state.
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or a gal and you go and you give it a test drive and they talk it up and you finally go to you're like oh this is great i'm gonna get it and then there comes in comes the closer and you wind up spending like two hours with a closer and the first one you always forget so karen kind of has like first closer so i love muffins i love cupcakes you're like so why is kira cedric trying to convince me that she likes to eat cards she just can close anything it's amazing
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But the point is this, whoever you deal with first is not who you're going to deal with last. So Karen rushing in to get a newbie on their side, it always backfires because inevitably they wind up talking to the other people and then they realize that Karen has been poisoning them. And so then they turn on Karen every single time this happens.
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Yeah. Because they basically, because when, because Kieran does the whole thing of like, well, I see Karen a different way because when everything went down, she came to the hospital with me, yada, yada, yada. And they're all like, okay, Kieran, we've heard enough of that.
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it's time for us to break the news to you that karen loves being a mother goose and once she can no longer daughter you anymore then she becomes a monster so get with the program so um wendy's like let me tell you something it takes a strong woman to be friends with me because i'm very sure of myself i walk in a room like god sent me there because god did does that make sense Okay, sure. Why not?
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I'm going to leave it there because God told me to leave it there. And let me be the last person to wish you a happy birthday from God. We are going to be right back after this.
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And Mia's like, okay, well, I know you're mad, but like, honey, you were snatched. And Wendy's like, she's not talking to you. She's like, thank you.
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What season is it? It's definitely a summer wedding. Okay, great. And I'm told you have the invite with you. So Jassy's getting to do all her, like, real housewife things that she didn't get to do during the season. So she hands over this big red velvet invitation with, like, a mirrored back on the inside and everything. And they look at it, and it's exciting.
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And Darius is on the cowboys these days.
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Poopytown says, Jesse, it appears to me that you were the side chick who made the dude leave his family. Mia, you were a side chick. What's your professional side chick take? Oh, my God. The way I laughed at that when he just did that, like, Mia, as a side chick, what do you think?
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And so producer is like, well, the verdict was read. What was your initial reaction? She goes, well. My heart dropped. We see her. And then we see a bunch of Karen headlines of me in the car. And she goes, this is very frightening, but I accept full responsibility for everything that went on with my car in that accident.
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The children are three. Like, one is three and one just turned one a month ago. Oh, oh, oh. Even though she and Darius have been together for nine months or something like that, or a year and a half, whatever. The timing was so... I don't know how Jassy did not become... a real housewife with this crazy ass timeline. Like this is the sort of thing that they would have harped on all season long.
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Like, I think that like the Kierna slot probably should have been for Jassy. Also Jassy's husband or future husband is an NFL player, which is, you know, like Bravo likes things flashy like that instead of, you know, a social worker, no shade to social workers, but like it's Bravo. Yeah.
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That is so true. Yeah, I love her proclaiming how much she is not a sidekick while she is literally clinging to the side of the sofa for her sidekick role on this reunion.
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really come on maybe ask him at at worst you clearly he clearly was with her and you knew it and at best this is the biggest red flag you could ever imagine like if he wasn't telling you about the girl he was sleeping with and had two children with while you were like falling in love with him what's gonna happen with you when you're in that position
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Is she some sort of scooter? No, that's a jazzy or a rascal, whatever it is. So Jazzy goes, well, but you know, sorry, that was my Andy Cohen impersonation. But, you know, it's so frustrating because Monday through Sunday, every day of the week, it never gives side chick. Okay, now you're protesting too much.
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Yeah. And so we come back. They didn't show Ashley singing. I don't seem to remember. Maybe that'll be later. So Andy's like, okay, so Ashley, what question am I going to ask you right now?
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And by full responsibility, I mean, I happen to just have antidepressants and alcohol. I was not drunk driving. It was just poor, poor prescription planning. That's it.
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If there's one song that does not need to be carried on, it's definitely this song. Please don't carry on. Please don't carry on now with those notes.
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Because she's going to have to pay for her reeling and her thriving.
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Good for you. Woo! Hey, it's happening. And then Jassy asked me, and you know, Stacey, Andy compares the alimony and the child support with Stacey's situation. And Jassy asked me if she's getting a divorce. And Mia's like, I am definitely not. Yes, I am. No, I'm not getting a divorce.
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Did you notice that Giselle did a little meta Bravo moment there where she went, the lies, the lies. So then they ask about- There's nothing more to say about it. Because I know people are going to say, did you notice that Giselle said the lies, the lies I want to acknowledge? We did notice it, yes.
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As in the time for us to learn about how to make apparel and sell it happened 30 years ago. And we don't know why we're doing it now. Yeah.
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Nothing sounds more like either a cult or fraud than that rebranding.
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And Stacey goes, no, it's a fashion line. How dare you? They are grown, educated, beautiful women putting on a fashion line that's all about community outreach and health and wellness, of course.
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Like what's step phase three? And she goes, well, we'll see if you're invited. I mean, you know, this should be, I feel like Sharae's been waiting for a moment for like a really like shady athleisure to take away the shame that she's had, that she's had to hold with September, spring, summer for her joggers. Because this is really, this is worse than the She Buy Sharae situation.
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We say, Karen's coming down the street. Find shelter and stay away from medians.
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Liaison. So I'd love, I just, I'd love how they, like, the...
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this is so obviously just a stupid thing they made for the show and the fact that andy is seriously grilling them on it and they have no answers they're like literally laughing about how how flimsy their responses are about this he's okay well let's talk about the dueling events so judy from judy town said if you say yes to one event or later invited to another shouldn't you prioritize the first event you rsvp to and just i was like thank you uh anyone want to answer uh
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That's just stupid. Yeah, I agree. I mean, I thought it was rude of them. I think Giselle actually does have a point, which is like you said you're coming to mine first. And you should have either done what Wendy did, which is Wendy said, sorry, I have a conflict. I'm going to Karen's. Or you tell Karen, I have a conflict. I'm going to Giselle's. But don't try to split it up and give half and half.
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That being said, Giselle, there was more than enough time for those women to show up and for Giselle to get a photo of them with her photographer that she could put all of her social media and wherever and get her fundraisers, yada, yada, yada. But ultimately, I do think Giselle was in the right in this situation. I mean, she handled it rudely, but she was in the right.
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Actually, you know what? I really enjoyed this little dueling event episode.
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After she just got kicked out. It was just like a funny one episode, petty, you know, dual event situation. It was very funny. I really liked it. But I agree. It's not like... it's not really worth spending a lot of time on the reunion and they actually don't.
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So basically Giselle reemphasizes that she was really angry at Karen, which is why she threw everyone out and she apologized to everyone, et cetera. And then Andy's like, okay, great. Well, Jassy, you've been out here for about 35 seconds. Any final thoughts? Well, Andy. You might say I'm the side chick, but I'm standing front and center. All right, all right, all right.
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I'm not made of aluminum and I'm not made of linoleum because I'm not siding. I'm me.
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And she's like, oh, yeah, okay, okay. That was good of Ashley. Ashley's like, hello, we're supposed to be talking about this bullshit. So then Stacey's like, we're going to talk about Miami?
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Let's talk about Miami. Giselle's like, ooh, let me get comfy. Because all the women know. So they're so excited for this to come out. So Jassy says, everyone, this is what happened. Mia sent out a beautiful invitation to both Stacy and I. And we see this text where Mia says, I am thrilled to announce the celebration of the start of my final 40.
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And how could you talk about your final 40 on the same episode that Karen goes to rehab? I mean... Yeah. She already had to... She not only had her final 40, she had her final leader and her final pint and her final shot. Okay?
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And Jassy's like, and I'll let her tell her own story. That's a very side move of you, by the way, Jassy. But essentially, Stacey landed and didn't hear from Mia. And at the end of the day, we did not see Mia when we went to Miami.
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All right, so what happened? Okay, mind you, I hired a POC. And everyone's like, a POC? Everyone's like a little like, what is she talking about? Kristin Takeman's like, finally, my brand gets some awareness. But she meant point of contact. An event planner, someone to dedicate, to make sure that you are, you know, my point of contact. Okay, well, I'm sorry.
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I was like, is that a probation officer? I mean, right? I was confused about that. So Mia says, I personally did not know the ladies were coming to town. I mean, she just lies. Every sentence that comes out of her mouth is just one lie after another. It's kind of outrageous. Just now, she was like, I, listen, I talked to both of them.
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And then within like a second, it's like, well, I sent them a text. Sending a text is so, you sending a text but not hearing something back is way different than saying I talked with someone.
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I didn't know you guys were coming. And so Andy's like, but did you not invite them to come? I did invite them, but I didn't realize I had invited them. I actually never invited them in the first place because I invited them.
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So Mia's like, well, you didn't RSVP to me. You RSVP'd to my point of contact. And Stacey is like, girl, bye. Stop. So she brings out the phone and everything. And Mia's like, well, when I learned that they were in town, I texted them both. And I said, hey, ladies, where are you guys? I heard you guys checked in for dinner. And then they came to the restaurant.
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And Stacey goes, well, why didn't you respond to me when I arrived? And Mia's like, but then they left the restaurant.
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You know, she was probably there after 10 o'clock. She definitely was not there at 9, that's for sure. So now Stacey, Andy's reading the text, and he says, Okay, you said, I'm thrilled to announce the celebration of the start of my final 40. Okay, and there's an itinerary, there's a yacht day party, and then exclusive dinner at Barton G's.
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Well, first of all, that's where you should have just never gone to this thing. Barton G's, you're going to go to Barton G's, and you're like above 23. Please, please. Okay, and then after party, please let me know. Can't wait to celebrate. Okay, so the response is, Mia, thank you so much for the special surprise. How fab. I'm so excited to celebrate with you, babe. I'm coming.
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And she's always like, this is a receipt I like. And you say, amazing.
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Yeah, he doesn't know who Andy Cohen is, and the name drop does not work. No. And so we come back to her video, and she's like, well, I don't care about me right now. I care about my sweet, sweet children. I care about my family. They are so hurt. I'm like, well, maybe you should have cared about them before you got into the car.
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Also, don't hatch new lies until all the evidence has been read, because you don't know if you're going to just have to walk this one back already. So Andy goes, OK, well, so she says, happy birthday, beautiful. I am here in Miami ready to celebrate you. And it was read the following day. So you actually are ghosting someone, but keeping red receipts on. Wow, that's bold.
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And you respond at 1215 in the morning. And then you say, Queen, where are you, my love? So it was like hours later, Mia is like, where are you? It's so rude.
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They showed the screenshots, but like she got in in the afternoon, probably like one, two, three o'clock or something like that. says, we're here. Mia doesn't write back until 12, 15 in the morning. So that's like nine hours later, which is really shady. And then responds like, oh yeah, where are you? Not like, oh my God, so sorry, I missed this. Oh, I feel like an idiot. Please come meet me here.
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Oh my goodness. Let me find out where you are. Let me come to you. It's kind of like, where are you? Yeah, I would be livid.
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She is terrible. I was like, what's the problem? And he's like, well, she RSVP'd and said I can't go to the yacht, but I'm going to dinner, so you did know she was coming.
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So Jassy's like, hold on, everyone. Main character energy coming through. I flew to Miami to try to support you on behalf of not only your birthday, but also Stacy, who has a child. Who left her child at home to be there to support you, even when I was telling you how such- We left Arabella!
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So then Ashley's like, yeah, where's Jacqueline in this equation? Well, Jacqueline was the one who told me. Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot I can blame everything on Jacqueline.
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Maybe you should have cared about other people's family and children that you could have killed when you got in that car. Karen.
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So Wendy is like, okay, everyone, I feel like there's an opportunity for us all to get angry now. So I will get the ball rolling. If we're being honest, the elephant in the room is that she invited these two women and no one else.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
where are we all meeting up what's going on you know yes you it also shows that you didn't text anyone to say are you coming to this thing as well so stacy's like i mean so you invited us we're the only two people you invited and you ghosted us well that's what i'm trying to say if you only have relationship with two girls in the group and one of them is a side chick hey sorry those two girls show up for you and you ghost the ones who do show up for you that's just mad bad
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
No, you cannot. So she's trying to do the whole cry to your thing. And I have to say, this is not going to work on the Potomac cast. It just never does. And it's just such a funny contrast to what we just watched on Real Housewives of New York with Brynn. Because here they're all just like, shut up. Yeah.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
Thanks so much. I sleep on my stomach because I'm not a side chick.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
The sad part is you've still done more of this reunion than Kierna.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
And Mia's barely even paying attention to what they're saying. She's like getting like a soda from a PA while Stacey's saying this. So it just again shows the degree of sincerity behind her. And she's like, okay, I'm fine. It's all good. And she's like, we can't receive it now.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
And she goes into her room. Oh, yeah. She does her cry thing. I love her cry. She's like. When I tell you I was cracking up during this entire hour, everything was so funny. It was great. It was a good one.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
She's just doing the thing where they leave 10 times.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
yeah it was it was great you know when we found out that this was going to be a three eight three part reunion we're like really i mean like it was a good season and i i thought it was a good season it's good comeback season but like three parts i don't think so but now i'm like okay yep yeah we're we're in like this season had a good start and a good end but the middle was just middle was a little boring after the trailer it's just this doesn't have three episodes i'm sorry
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
Yeah, that's great. Everyone, thank you so much for being here.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
Our way is the Amber way. It's the Foster and the Furious. It's Amanda Foster. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
but you know what, trying to talk to drunk people, all the rules go out the window. Much like Karen could have. So she's like, yes, I probably should have taken a cup. And the producer says, do you think that maybe you have an issue with alcohol? No, I am not an alcoholic. Let's be clear. Let me be very clear about something. I take full responsibility. I'm not an alcoholic.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neil.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen. It's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
I didn't even have anything to drink that night. I was just tired, and I saw a bird the other day. It made me sad, so I got distracted. It happens, you know? Full responsibility. If I'm addicted to anything, it's driving.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
Why do we have a right side and a wrong side of the road? Why can't we have all the sides be right? I just want to share my love with both sides of the road, and is that so wrong?
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
Things you don't want to say if you're trying to tell everyone that you're not drunk driving.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
There are no little children looking up to you. Now stop that. Go to the streets of Mumbai and meet the orphans there and they'll say, when will Karen come and meet us?
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
yeah i'm just waiting to see like the armies of children raiding the the jail like uh it was january 6th she has her own happy meal she has her own happy meal they just sell little little toys like her props in the show you know little witches
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
out i don't know if they come with cookies it's a whole there's a whole different story going on you know i don't like children but children who bring me cookies you know like you know how it's like it's supposed to be like stranger dangers when the adult like lures children with candies and cookies i get lured when the children loves me with a cookie yeah exactly who's stranger danger now those little
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
We've unfortunately lost Ben on the podcast. He's been missing from Watcher Crappens for six days. This just in, he has been found in a suburban home. He just followed a trail of cookies to a little girl's home and her mother is feeding him lasagna. It's a very benign abduction.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
Stacy is going around and she's going up to Ashley and she goes, is Karen here? I don't see her name anywhere. And she doesn't have a dressing room. And then there's a lot of footage of Kierna roaming the hallways. Did they tell Kierna where she's supposed to go? Because we see her going down this hallway for a very long time. They just keep cutting to her going through hallway.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
She's like in a whole other building. She's just in the Empire State Building, just looking, going through cubicles and stuff.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
And Greg's sitting there in the corner. He's like, you must wear a polo for the reunion. The A-R-E-N is scratched out, and it's just, like, written above it. Kierna. So when Kiernan winds up talking to Wendy and Kiernan says the last time she spoke to Karen was New Year's Eve. And so they try to call Karen, but it goes right to voicemail. And then Wendy tries and it goes to voicemail.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
So they're like, oh yeah, we're not going to hear from her. She's not coming.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
Answer the phone. I know you are home. Um, the thing is like, I think I have two things. Well, okay. Here's the nice thing to say. Yes. We're all happy that Karen has gone to a recovery center. Yes. Yes. Obviously we always want that for people. That being said, she decided to check in the night before the reunion.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
So let's not like eliminate the fact that this is a she's using the old get out of jail free card that comes except now she's not really getting out of jail. Yeah, she doesn't get that anymore. But she's like, go to jail via card. So she's doing the classic Luann de Lesseps and some I've seen some other people do this.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
go to happen to check into rehab the night before the reunion and I'm sure there's definitely no obviously mental health reasons to do that because you probably in a fragile state and the last thing you need is to be hammered from all sides no pun intended but then at the same time like you did really kind of she lied a lot this season about drunk driving and she needed I honestly think she should have had her feet held to the fire a little bit before going into rehab and then at rehab she can then start the process of healing and
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
But this was very convenient on her part. And I feel bad for these women. This was like the biggest doorway with the biggest pizza that didn't get to be delivered.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
Yeah. And they walk out onto this reunion stage that feels like... It feels like an Andrew Lloyd Webber show or something. They have built out Panama, and there's 3D renderings of buildings, and there's hats for sale. I mean, it's just so funny, because sometimes for reunions, they go for something that's very sleek and cool and chic.
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#2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger
And then sometimes some theater queen gets in there and gets to build the set that they've always wanted to build. And this one is just fully in the middle of like a Broadway musical.
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We're all glad you're back, Karen. We're all glad you're back with your love lagoon, okay? Yes, exactly. Love lagoon. And Karen's like, there'll be libations. You'll have a full bar. I mean, not full bar, but because I don't want anyone getting lit, but you'll have a bar. And Giselle's like, I want to get lit-y-a-a. And Cameron's like, no, why?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And I go, oh, Jesus. Hopeless. Just I was like, well, we want you to have more penises. Penises. Or is it called peni? Peni. And Stacey's like, oh, my God, Giselle, stop it. And they're asking, like, how long have you known TJ? And Stacey says she's known him for about a year. And Kara's like, well, girl, nobody knows nobody in one year.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Exactly. So Giselle's like, well, if he ain't getting it from you, he's getting it from someone. I'm just here to tell you that. And Stacey goes, why would you say that? He is an actor on Grey's Anatomy. He has a very important role where he says... There's a phone call for you on line three. That's pivotal. Of course, he's not going to be cheating.
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He takes his role and his sex life very seriously.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Would never happen. Just because he's across the country where no one knows where he is or who he is, and just because he's in the entertainment industry where there are famously non-attractive people in it, it doesn't mean that he's going to cheat.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yeah. Karen goes, well, it's time to go, because you're a lost cause. So... It's like talking to a wall.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And Percival Everett's brilliantly subversive James.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I actually am really excited to hear George Orwell's 1984 again because last time I read that was back in, I don't know, middle school or something like that. And the world has changed so much with technology and everything like that. I feel like now is the perfect time to revisit and listen to it on Audible.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So now there, Wendy goes to a place called curated by Cecilia, which by the way, whatever happened to her, I just suddenly blanked on her name or sweet, sweet Vivian. What happened to Vivian? Vivian has boutique. Suddenly we're not shopping at Vivian's boutique anymore. We're going to curated by Cecilia. I don't know who the Cecilia bitch is. Get me Vivian. Okay.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
She's like, I've got a chic little haircut and I'm not going to waste it on these idiots. Totally. So women start showing up to this boutique. I guess they're getting free clothes, which is why the entire cast shows up. And basically no one knows.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I know. So, yeah, so people are showing up. Because she tells everyone, she's like, come to this shop on Thursday. There's big news. And Giselle texts back, another birthday party. So they're gathering. Mia is wearing her new blonde look. And so Wendy's like, all right, Mia Targaryen. So, Ashley, they're just all gathering and they're just sort of chatting back and forth.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And I'm a little lost in their banter. I can't tell what's a flashback and what's not a flashback.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Number one friend to Mia. So now Wendy addresses everyone. I think this is actually what you were saying before. I may have gone backwards, but Wendy is like, Hello, ladies.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
That was the end. I think you had the right instinct because literally I backtracked just that way I could then announce on the podcast that I was lost in the notes that I could have just gone forward from. No, it was my fault. I did it. Guys, we're so sorry to each other. It was fine. Sorry. I'm sorry. So Wendy's like, hello, ladies.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
This podcast is about sisterhood. So as you know, I have recently entered a new chapter in my life, chapter 40. And everyone here has something going on in their life. So I was thinking that we could do a liberation celebration in Panama. And everyone's like, what?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
but secretly they're all like panama they're like panama panama everybody's like is that a thing isn't their canal clogged i'm gonna go there listen i'm sure panama is wonderful but it's just i'm sure it's beautiful i don't think anyone was expecting panama you just don't hear that you just don't hear that much on past lives guess where we're going ladies panama
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Then they start interviewing people. We used to get interviews with people's reactions.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I was like, was that on your bucket list to see the Panama Canal?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Are you talking about Amazon or do you think the Amazon is in Panama? Because it's not.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Only big Europe cities for me. But you know, they probably all were thinking that, right? Because you know, Karen is like, I like somehow, for no good reason, I wound up with a champagne flute. I became a real housewife. I'm only on about five, like one scene per episode. And I don't seem to interact with other people. I don't seem to have a lot of scenes with other people.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
But like, I'm finally on this show. And I get my first cast trip is a Panama. I wanted to go to Paris. I would be bummed too.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And then can't make it either. Oh, yes, because you have to be a certain height in order to get on the plane.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Guess what happens when there's so much crappins. There's so much crappins.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
What's going on over there? How could Wendy plan this cash trip at the same time as the Pulitzers? I mean, that is just so wild.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Stop pouring into yourself, Karen, is what got you into this mess in the first place.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
She's like, I am doing unbelievable things to be incredible. I like to say I am DUI-ing. And right now, I don't have time for Jacqueline.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Mia this season was like, well, Karen had an opioid addiction and she's going to be, has to go to rehab because she also went to the, she also went to a foreign country and slaughtered five people and also killed the last rhinoceros in Angola.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
People blamed that dentist for Cecil the Lion. It was Karen. I have to say it. I have to say it.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So Mia's like, it's her home, and she doesn't want any negative energy in her home, you know, aside from the fact that she's inviting the entire cast, which will be full of inevitably terrible energy. Anyway, sorry, you're left out.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And I wouldn't go anyway because I scheduled a block of time at Color Me Mine. I will be painting clay. And so I think I kind of am the winner in this situation. And so then Stacey goes, by the way, store owner, someone said that I asked for a thong. Should I get a thong? And then people are just talking about going to Panama and everything. And Jacqueline's asking about like,
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Does Wendy have any happy Eddie for the trip, et cetera? I don't know. Maybe you should check the rules about if you're allowed to bring happy Eddie into the country before you ask for it. Just as a safety measure, by the way.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Why do they insist that every scene with her is like behind her kitchen counter? Like this is like the rebirth of Cynthia when she remember that one season where every scene was at her kitchen island. Kieran is always standing. It's always they stand at the one kitchen and then they go into Greg's office every single time. I kind of feel like they filmed all these scenes after the fact.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And they're like, OK, we got to do a whole bunch of Kieran pickups. So have a whole bunch of looks in your bedroom and we're going to shoot them all in your kitchen.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
well we find out in this that he does not want to be on tv and he's pissed off about it so that's probably why he's probably like here's where you can shoot that's it you know here's my garage have fun yeah so um kiana's there and her hot brother brian by the way what a good-looking family kiana is like drop dead her brother's hot like god bless good genetics you two are killing it i mean you may have who knows about your personalities but looks are the only thing that really matter in this world right
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
If ever I need a good piece of fish, a good piece of meat, I am going to Whole Foods. It is without question the best place for me to find those sort of things.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I'll tell you one thing today. I'm defying gravity because I finally watched Wicked. It took me forever to get to see it because I was traveling, but I finally watched it. And of course, I loved it. And I've been singing that song. I listened to that song like ten times in a row yesterday. I was making cookies, listening to the song on the verge of tears for no good reason.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
so um they are hanging out and greg is like cheers to panama and karen's like thanks so like um this should be like a fun fun this time around and like i didn't really know what to expect and i don't know why i just assumed it's just like i just thought it was like a little place outside of florida because she thought it was panama city florida in the panhandle no wonder she wanted to go to a europe city
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Southern hospitality. No, you're getting out of the country.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
She's like, I'm like a 10 and you're Greg. So how about you stop giving me this guff right now? But it was also kind of surprising because kind of an unspoken thing, every now and then it does get brought up on a reunion is how this show precipitates a lot of divorces. You know, fame gets in the way or like whatever you have to do to be on these shows.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
It like is like a poison and it just kills all these relationships time and time again. And so for him to kind of voice that, And for them to air that, to acknowledge that, I thought that was actually a pretty significant moment in the history of The Real Housewives.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
It was pure bravery is what it was. It was brave. That's what I thought. You know what? Greg was pouring into himself at that moment.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
and greg is greg so the brother is like in brian he's like hey greg how are you doing you're settling in and greg's like well it's a transition i have to see female stuff and brian's like oh so she's cooking she's feeding you he's like yeah i got turkey legs in the fridge right now I'm like, sir, yeah, you have turkey legs in the fridge right now. So let your wife go on vacation. Not even let.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
She can go on vacation if she wants to. But stop giving her attitude when she's giving you turkey legs in your fridge.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I mean, there's nothing more embarrassing than like mixing together sugar and flour and like semi crying to define gravity at the same time. And I was like, Why am I crying?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
She's like, Aunt Dora, it's so great to see you. You can put your backpack down now. And please, your little cat friend is so adorable. What places have you been traveling to across the world? She's like, I'm not the cartoon. So she's like, Dora is my father's youngest sister. She's not that much older than me. So our friendship was more sisterly than aunt and niece.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
It's almost like we have a sisterhood. Oh, my God. Everywhere, sisterhood. So I don't even call her Auntie Dora. I just call her Dora because she's like my sister. She's my everything.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
stacy's like oh my god excuse me the tea is so hot in this sisterhood right now dora goes well how is so how is that going have you met somebody are you dipping your toes in the water because well i have met someone a very good friend of mine he is a famous actor who has one line on gray's anatomy in about three months so keep an eye out for that one right there
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
i was right there with you at the end i was like wow like i was wooing and cheering like a crazy person and they don't woo in texas okay for a movie but you just hear this dude in the back like i'm walking around to rent i'm like going up to potted plants going so if you care to find me look to the western sky i'm like my plants can't speak if they were they'd be like
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And Dora. And Dora, the table is shaking. You've got to calm yourself down. No, I won't calm myself down until I motorboat his man boobs because they are made of iron.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
oh, there's actual Rob Reiner. So Stacey. Rob Reiner.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Please, please, please. You're fucking Michelle Lawley, okay? You should be happy.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Well, I think that if TJ and I were sleeping together, I would just... I would lose myself. And Dora goes, I can understand that. You know, if TJ and I were sleeping together, I would be more me than I've ever been in 30 years. Anyway, TJ, God, I love the rage behind his eyes. It's just a real turn on for me.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So the bar that they're in is some sort of salsa bar. It looks like a normal, I shouldn't say normal, but it just looks like a regular non-dance themed bar. But there's like this one couple that is very aware that there's a camera there because they keep salsa dancing in direct eyeline of the camera. And so this entire scene is happening. And there's this one guy who's like...
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And I'm like, no one else in this restaurant or this bar is dancing. What are you doing? Later on in the scene, people start to dance, but they're the only ones and everyone's sitting at like high tops drinking beers. And these people are going so above and beyond with their salsa dancing to be on TV. It was driving me mad.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Thirsty salsas. Well, you know, okay. here's the, you know, what's the most annoying is that one couple that takes a dance class and then has to do the dance class everywhere they go. And that's what these people are. They clearly took a salsa class and then they're like, okay, we're going to do the salsa dance at this restaurant. And there's a camera there.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
It's like, then they go to a, it's like the people who take one dance class and then they go to like a wedding and then they like do like
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
We need to no longer be in a gay man's household. I know.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I feel like you dancing at a wedding is like you doing like singing in the rain. I just feel like you'd be hanging off of like, like you would actually pull in a light pole somehow. You'd be like, all right, everyone. And a light pole would just glide in and you'd be like, I would tap dance a lot.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Well, a lot of us are traumatized when we see Tom Cruise, but that's a whole other story. That's true. I saw a trailer for the latest Mission Impossible, and I'm like, wow. Wow. I think I want to see it, though. I want to see it.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Some sort of submarine under an ice shelf and, you know, typical bullshit. Those trailers, not great. In general, terrible trailers before this wicked episode. So, anyway, we're here on this date. Giselle is with Namza. And he's talking about taking salsa lessons. And Giselle is talking about how she met him at speed dating. And, you know, he said, let's go dancing.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And she was like, okay, we can do this. So, then she's joking about how she's not a good dancer, which then...
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I actually agree. I thought there was chemistry. I feel like it's not that he's hot enough. He's in the proper hot range, which is that he is hot enough to be hot, but not too hot to have no personality. Because Jason last year is like smoke show hot, but there was no chemistry because all he is is hot, right?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Although I actually like Jason, but we could see there was no chemistry between the two of them. But here, this guy is hot enough to be like... Okay, get the tingles going, but not so hot that he has to rely solely on hotness to get by in life. He had to develop some personality.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Karen's Love Lagoon party. Let's go over to there. Don't touch the mermaid, Ray!
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yeah, because they get in the water. The mermaids go hopping into the pool.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So Giselle and Ashley are riding in a car with their speed date people, which is Josh and Namza. And they're warning, they're giving like the heads up. So Giselle's like, all right. So Karen is the elder statesman of our group. And Ashley goes, yeah, she's the season one. And yes, and then her husband is Ray, and he is very seasoned. Very, very seasoned.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
He is like a mole. A lot of ingredients and seasonings.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
We get it. The grand dom teeny. Um, also by the way, you know, I feel like we never really give any love. We usually are pretty good about giving love to recurring side characters. I want to give some love to Robin. That's, um, that's Karen's like event planner slash publicist, like helper. Robin always shows up with a big, big old long wig. And she's like, okay, I'm going to help you out.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I'm going to help you. We got some grand damn teenies. And she didn't really do anything this episode, but I just want to give a shout out that like Robin, I see you and you're doing great work over there. I love your wig.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Also, she's invited Jacqueline to make a surprise appearance later, so she's not really solo. And then Jassy shows up. We have a return of Jassy, which makes me happy because I really enjoy Jassy because Jassy is so ridiculous. And she's like, hi, here's a bottle of wine from my family's vineyard. It's a 23-year-old bottle. It doesn't have any wine in it, but it's a bottle I found, so enjoy.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
You did not invite flowers and a table runner. That's standard decor.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Lisa Vanderpump, and you could even say Taylor Armstrong with her Manhattan tea party back in 2010. But you did not invent it, Wendy.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Okay, Ray. God. Then Karen starts talking about Nam, Namsa. And she's like, I like him. I just think he won't last a moment with Giselle. He's too nice. Okay. You know, and Josh, Josh is gorgeous, but he looks like he's on a milk carton, a baby on the milk carton. Just, just gorgeous. Like he's got the carnation milk on his breath or something.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I still feel like he looks like Lance Bass with a poof on his head. I'm going to stand by that.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yeah, he is a baby. Yeah. So then Wendy's like, oh, my God, is that Jack Hollow? Where did this middle school Jack Hollow come from? This is a lateral move. Okay. Which seems like it actually is true. So this was not a lateral move.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Maybe we'll talk about it on Crappy Hour tonight, actually.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Old Queen of the Bar chimed in about this person, and I will share what they said on Crappy Hour tonight.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Wait, no. What about the part when they said, oh, my God, hi. Just kidding. No, let's get to the end.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I just have something stupid to say, but it bothered me. It's clearly hot out, and they're all sitting in the shade. And I felt bad for Josh because Ashley, like, insisted that she would sit on Josh's lap. And I was like... If I were Josh, not that I'd be annoyed, but it's like it's hot out. And then you have a human sitting on your lap and you're on camera for the first group thing.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
You know, you're going to sweat. I was like, I felt going to have some sweaty balls. Yeah.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
It was took us to a dark place. We have to pour into ourselves, Ronnie. So yeah, the game, the game is afoot.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
What kind of game is this? She acts like she pulled that question out randomly.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So now they're going to go around the horn. And it's like the question is like, I think it's newlywed, right?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
it's not even newlywed game. It's just like, answer the question. All they're doing is answering the question. So they're going around. Well, last year they at least had the whiteboards, but this year they're like, no, unfortunately we left them whiteboards on the traffic median. And well, we know what happened over there. So yeah.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So they're just asking, like, like, have you ever felt like your partner has cheated? And so Karen's like, well, I don't feel like you've ever cheated one day, baby, except with those mermaids.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
We're supposed to get some ticket links this week for some of the cities. So we'll, of course, announce that from the mountaintops when that happens. So just stay tuned.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And Ray goes, and I also do not feel like my partner has ever cheated. And Giselle's like, did you see the smile on her face? Like, you're acting like you haven't cheated on Raymond. No, ma'am. No, ma'am. No, ma'am.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
uh so um then they're asking stacy and stacy is like well despite what giselle has said in the past giselle and karen the other day at lunch said they feel like when you're in la you're doing your own thing tj like you have a whole other separate life and then giselle's like yeah but i thought you guys weren't a couple you know and uh and she's like like you're not a couple so this doesn't even apply it doesn't even matter you're not a couple
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Oh man, that was a terrible, that was a terrible pivot. Like you tried to, you tried to cover up like some, something that would make people go cringe, but you just replaced it with something else that I think actually makes people cringe more. Like it would have been just. Now they don't think you're gay.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Just like, why do you have a Bugs Bunny plushie on your bed? No one has that.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
It's like, well, what I'm just trying to say is get some man inserted in her vagina.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Like, get it done. Get that vagina all licked in and stuff. And Stacy's like, oh, stop it. Stop it. It's wild they're saying this right in front of TJ. Yeah, and he just loves being on TV.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
The Love Lagoon. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah, very exciting. So the episode opens up with Mia, Jeremiah, and Juju. They are at an obstacle course. It's kind of like an indoors ropes course, and they are tangling with various contraptions and rope bridges. It's kind of like a low stakes squid games, like squid games if you don't die, which I guess is just any ropes course, but that's what they're doing. Yeah.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
He's like, I'm just here to be transparent. And as a person who landed a one line spot on Grey's Anatomy, I just want to say thank you for giving me another television gig. It's great. It's great being here in another group event and not being ignored by Stacey.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yeah. Stacey's like, well, this is a very intense game. Can we go to the next couple, please? So now we go to Darius and Jassy and Darius is like, do you feel like your partner has ever cheated? And she's like, do you? He goes, no, I don't. She goes, oh, okay. Well, I do. I do think you've cheated. I don't have the proof, but I do feel it. You think he's cheating on you?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
He just laughs like, ha ha, of course I fucking did. He's like, I'm in the NFL. Have you seen me? I'm in the NFL. And I feel like Jassy was trying to have a moment. She was having a moment where the music goes, boom, boom, and it gets to commercial. But the show just keeps going.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yeah, this is not a court of law. You don't have to have the hard evidence. You don't have to have the videotape. You know he lied to you. He had a baby behind your back. Two? Didn't he have two?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Am I getting that wrong? It feels like every episode there's another child. The point is, don't say that you're not an idiot, but then you're still sticking with the guy who had a baby behind your back.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And what's funny about Darius is that Darius has this goofy smile. He literally looks like an emoji when he smiles. And he just has this voice. He's like, um, yeah. He's like a total himbo. And he's just like, yeah, I had a baby.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
You're even worse. Yeah. And then Karen's like, but have you ever cheated on Gordon? She goes, oh yeah, I have. Anyway, next question. She's just like, yeah, pass the cheese.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
yeah and so um and then they're all talking about who's who's dominant basically all the pretty much all the men say they're dominant pretty much all the women say they're submissive although in the case of ashley when she dips into the lady pond she's actually more dominant etc and then we get to this like really awkward moment where like like they're Stacy and it gets to Stacy and, um, and TJ.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And he's basically like, he's like, she's like, well, she says that like, well, I, when I'm in the bedroom, I'm definitely more dominant. And then all of a sudden he's like, yo fam, just cause I ain't sleeping with you now. Don't mean you're ever going to be more dominant than I am. And everyone's like,
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
um it's like what is like tj suddenly becomes a little bit more affected and everyone's like okay gj just stop just stop trying to stop trying to to to make this happen right now it's like fine when they think that he's not having sex but to suggest that he would be a submissive in the bedroom is extremely offensive to his manhood
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
okay yeah and so now all of a sudden he has to suddenly act like oh i'm very very dominant or it's not even like like whether he's dominant or submissive who cares but it's more like that he suddenly has like this is the moment where he you sort of sense that he's trying to defend his manhood in a way in a way and it just feels so like it just feels so like it's sad and pointless
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And like Giselle goes, Arabella's still awake. And Giselle's like, yeah, Mia, of course he has to strangle you. That's the only way he can hold on to you.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
DJ Applebox is still one of the funniest things. We have to make a mental note that that has to somehow be nominated for a crappy in some form.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
um so then um ray mentions that he was like karen was more dominant than he was and she used to tear her up uh tear him up i should say and then they ask like hey by the way karen you uh you retired your mouth ray do you want there do you want karen to come out of retirement and he's like yes absolutely and they're all just like laughing and then all of a sudden
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
music the jaws music starts to play and we see like um camera the camera work from inside the pool like the mermaids are in danger and then this tiny adorable dog shows up on the lawn and they're like karen you don't have a dog do you have a dog and she's like no and then here comes jacklyn with a whole bunch of balloons and karen's like absolutely not no go away no no jacklyn
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
The rule is if they put to be continued on the screen, that means you don't get to see what happens next episode. They don't put up a next episode on. So we had this low stakes to be continued. Like no one cares that Jacqueline showed up. It doesn't matter. Why was this a to be continued? I don't know. So silly. Come on.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yeah. She, this was all for bonding, you know? And she says, the children obviously know what's going on between me and Gordon and our divorce or separation. But I also want them to know that their voice was heard and their opinions matter. I'm like, except they weren't because last week the kids were like, don't marry Mr. Ink, stay with daddy.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Give him hell, Miss Noelle. Ring that bell for Rochelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And why do we have so many apple crates in this household? Yeah.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
He's like, the fam will be inside the hospital. He's like, oh, God. He's like, this kid's going to keep his family together no matter what.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Well, maybe he's seen a lot of soap operas. That's a common trope.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I never said I was the best mother in the world, but give me some credit for trying, okay?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Oh my God, please. I feel like this is also what Mia told herself the first time she had sex with Gordon. Like, well, I'll probably never do this again. But if I get through it, maybe I will.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Fig and Olive. Yeah, I hadn't thought about Fig and Olive. I'm so glad that you highlighted that. I was like, oh, they're going to Fig and Olive. I remember one time I went to Fig and Olive here in Los Angeles. I got invited to it and I sat at a table with Rennie from Big Brother. It was like an opening party.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So we're like Lionel Richie was there and like I was sitting with like Rennie and then some other random reality star and Rennie got drunk. You would have loved hanging out with Rennie because she was drunk and she would just say doll every five seconds. Like, pass me the bread, doll. All right.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
No, I was great on Big Brother. They're going to give me another TV show. It's a wonderful moment for me. Anyway, we are here at Fig and Olive. And Stacey tells us, when I joined this group, Karen said that this was about sisterhood. And I feel like Giselle has this outer shell to protect her from people. But inside, she's soft and cuddly. And we're going to be besties. I was like...
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Um, she does have a shell on the outside to protect her from people because on the inside are spikes. She's protecting people from her.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
jeez so karen's like says hello and everything she's like how have you been she goes oh i am good thank you i've just been chasing after bella she is swimming and winning every race and uh we see that arabella is swimming she's like swim meets and everything and she's just like a killer butterfly and breaststroke and freestyle demon
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I have been invited to share a burrata with Karen Huger. This is a huge moment and verifies this idea that this is a sisterhood, a sisterhood of the traveling burrata.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
What is this strange line that's in the middle of the burrata? Oh, that's my tire mark. I may have driven over it by accident, but you know, it was a tough time for me. Very tough time.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
How long has that show been on? I don't know, but that's a lot of singer-songwriter music they've foisted on this world. That's a lot. Like, every time on that show, it's like, we're about to lose a patient, then all of a sudden you hear, like, a guitar... My aphid broke.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I saved up all their sexy music. I hate love parties. I'm sorry. Listen, I love this season. I think this season's a total rebound for me. I've been enjoying every episode. But a thing that I don't like on The Real Housewives is when the couples all get together and play games where they talk about how much sex they are having and what they do in the bedroom. It's not that I'm a prude.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I just don't find it interesting. It doesn't move the needle on any storyline. To me, this is like, okay, everyone, we're going to give the producers a day off. Let's just do something simple and we can put some graphics on screen. I'm not coming from a place of hating.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I'm just saying in general, when we talk about certain tropes that we don't like, vaginal rejuvenation, cryo, whatever, which we haven't seen in a while, never have I ever. Throwing the axes. Yeah.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
yeah it's like when the couples get together and answer questions or they hold up signs like i didn't like it on salt lake city either um but luckily with salt lake city it was very quick and it led to drama very quickly but like when there's like 15 minutes of it Just not my favorite thing.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
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People may want to hear about the FUBA. I also have never seen or I don't know if this is something that happens in real life. Maybe people can tell me, but is this something that couples do? Like you go to someone's house and then you all answer like couples jokes about like... Like, what's your favorite position? And like, are you dominant? Are you submissive?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I just have never, I've never been invited to a night like that. And I don't think I'd want to go either because I don't think it's anyone's business, but also it's just like, I just don't think it's interesting to me. But then again, I'm also someone who loves playing board games and people look at me like I've got five heads when I talk about my board game collection.
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gonna read so now we go to back to tj and taylor and tj is like yeah i'm just like a little stressed out after michael's party because i just like i just handled the situation poorly and i i should have talked to him directly and not just like ignore the fact that we did kiss and taylor goes right yeah it's penny pukes again in the corner she's such a good sounding board i really am glad she's here it's just i love when it cuts to taylor's face and she's like right
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#2685 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part One: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
And then we go back, another flashback to the party and TJ is talking to Michaels and he's like, the last thing I want to do is like give you the wrong impression that I'm actually like happy right now. Hold on, let me scowl. Okay, that's better.
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#2685 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part One: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
Ronnie, I just realized something, and I'm, like, literally freaking out about this. Like, actually... My heart is actually, like, racing right now. This is crazy. But I just looked over here to my right, and there is a whole fucking coffee on my desk. Like, I am going to lose my mind. Like, there is a coffee here. There is, like, a coffee. Like, I literally don't even know what to do with myself.
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#2685 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part One: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
There is an iced coffee. Like, do I say something? Do I tell the barista, like, why are you in love with me? Like, I'm freaking out, Ronnie.
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That is how fucking shitting myself I was over this coffee. I don't know if it's from the coffee or the fact that I'm like literally shitting myself from the coffee, the concept of the coffee, but either way, it's all coming out and it's in the back of my pants.
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So TJ is telling us, I never meant to kiss and diss Michaels. It just was spontaneous and felt right in the moment. And I just went for it. And then what also felt right in the moment was to throw myself out of a moving Uber and roll myself down the hill past Grace Lilly and into my bed. And I still have a broken arm because of it, but it felt right in the moment.
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#2685 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part One: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
yeah and then like right after we had that conversation there was like this guy there that likes him and just kind of like licked the cakes off Michael's face he's like a man slut I really fucking hate that guy he's not allowed into Republic anymore and then we see like the shorter guy that like Preston or whatever his name was and Michael's making out by the pool and PJ staring drinking from his invisible glass going oh oh you guys Taylor has something to say about all of this
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#2685 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part One: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
I was so taken aback with how it made me feel. And it was that moment that I was like, maybe there is something there. I'm like, oh, TJ, you're the one who kissed him in the first place. What do you mean maybe there is something there? You kissed him in the first place.
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#2685 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part One: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
And you've been talking about how there's no gay men for you in Charleston, even though actually we've been seeing more gay men than ever on these Charleston shows. But still, that's still a fair point. And you're the one who kissed. And now you're like, huh, maybe I do feel something for him. Yeah. Remember how you made out with him and jumped out of the Uber? I think you do like him.
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#2685 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part One: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
I think that was her first sign. Oh, wait. What is Taylor? Taylor actually does have something important to say about this. What? Yeah. Thanks. And then we see this. That was literally all she said. And then the dogs are playing. And she's like, well, I think that you should talk to him.
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And we see a montage of him drinking and getting wasted. And then he's like, at the end of the night, he's like crying.
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L-O-fucking-L, you cried. He's like, what, because I threw a temper tantrum that you wouldn't make out with me?
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Yeah, I feel like you played this macho guy, Joe, but you fucking cry all the time, you fucking pussy. I'm dating a fucking pussy, sissy, lame-ass, girly man. I'm leaving you, LOL, fucking hell.
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I love it because I can fart in front of her, which is such a relief because after you have nanny's chicken parm, sometimes you need to let something out. And at nighttime, I'll just take out my contacts and I'll just flick them. The farting in front of your lover, I get it. Now, I don't have contacts.
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Is this a thing that's like, oh, I can't wait to get to the point in the relationship where I can take my contacts out and flick them at someone?
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Yeah. Yeah, there's like farting as a renewable resource, but like contacts, you have to buy new ones. Are they disposable?
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whoa yeah yeah yeah uh but like him being so concerned and saying like joe is not a good guy for you like that's bullshit like it was also kind of pissing me off that you're being so like buddy buddy with him you know she's like oh come on joe it's so petty and stupid you can be friends with someone and still have boundaries obviously you can't trust him with your like to the grave shit but that doesn't mean you can't be your friend joe
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Wait, I'm confused. He was straight up telling you that I was gay. So he was saying he was straight and I was gay. No, bro. Hold on. Let the log explain it to you. Okay. Here's the log. The log says straight up is a, is actually an expression. It's also a song by Paula Abdul. Oh yeah. I slept with her last month. Okay.
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Three years ago, everyone was talking about the rumor. So, of course, I kind of believed TJ when he told me that Joe was like flirty or like, what's the word? Gay. No, she actually said fruity.
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the wonderful and irrepressible Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Well, hello. How are you? I'm doing very well, thanks. Back in the home studio here after a scare with the fires out here in Los Angeles.
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But, like, was this – are they referring to, like, when Southern Hospitality first came out, like, three years ago, two or three years ago? And, like, I think a lot of people on the internet were like, Joe's, like – people were speculating about Joe's sexuality back then, if I remember correctly. So, like, to pin it all on TJ, I mean – I believe it.
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I mean, I believe T.J. said that.
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like a like a tree or something like that which i really shouldn't be referencing that i just i guess it must be top of mind that that's what the reference i decided to make right now but um uh that's but the rumor is just like not that one rumor that you were gay i don't know i just like it's such a good like a it's like he makes it sound like it's this like very specific like awful thing to be said about him it's just like oh that people thought you might be gay okay
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I am very homophobic. Yeah. And I was concerned that I'd be hooking up with a gay man. It was not cool.
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DJ's like, given that I am the mouth of the South, what does it take to get some dick in the mouth of the South? Come on now, guys. Help me out. No kidding.
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You know, you just aren't addressing the elephant in the room. Wait. Where's the elephant? It's an expression, Joe.
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It's weird. It's a strange... It's like they just must hate those uniforms. They have to wear a lot of white polo shirts and white button-down shirts today. So maybe they just didn't want to wear that. They're like, we want our colors and our florals. So they're all showing up and saying hi to each other. And Molly is there. And TJ tells us...
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Michaels is allowed to feel how he feels, but I don't want to avoid each other at all costs. I only do that with Joe. Fuck that bitch.
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Yeah, but what about men with mismatched socks? Joe! So then... Then everyone's sort of like gathering in the back room and everything. And Joe is helping Maddie curl her hair, which I don't know what Maddie is thinking because he immediately burns it.
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Maybe just like clothing irons, classic irons. Let's see if you can do that before we get to the curling iron. Yeah. So he's like, we can redo it.
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It's literally burnt. So then they're like, hey, Joe, where did you learn how to curl hair? He goes, YouTube. They didn't tell me how long to hold the curling iron, though. I'm like, I guarantee they did. I guarantee that was part of the tutorial.
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Hey, hey, hey, CEO entering. Hey, party people. What's going on? Leah CEO. Season two for the Leah Meister. My hair is higher. I'm hip now. I saw what I was on TV. And now you got a fresh new CEO. It's Leah, everyone. Okay, if you got time to lean, you got time to be a cool person like Leah CEO. What's going on, everyone?
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Very scary for everyone who is going through it right now because of that. Our hearts are with you and we'll do what we can to help out.
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You all thought I was fired. I went back to Vegas. Guess what? That's wrong. I got locked out of my house last week and I spent a long time dealing with a locksmith, but now I'm ready to shoot this motherfucking show. Leah CEO is back.
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He's like, he's pretty rough.
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You know what? When a new employee starts at motherfucking Republic, we always want to see what they're capable of. And guess what? You all are capable of nothing without me. You are not saying always remember that. Okay. Cause if I'm not here, you're not anywhere. So it's always fun and always nice to try out people in different positions. So get into your position, people.
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uh in the meantime though we are what we will chiefly do is try to provide distraction for you right now hopefully and what a week of distraction we have coming up for you because today we're talking southern hospitality which is so fucking good right out the gate only two episodes into the season it is so good i am laughing out loud i'm just loving it uh we got salt lake city uh season finale coming up later this week and we
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And do me a favor, Emmy. Get these girls a whole bunch of new dresses. Y'all look like erasers. Did you make an eraser reference earlier today? Because it's in my brain.
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i know seriously how do you not know like just the basics before you start your fake bartending job so then brad now leah has left and brad and emmy are discussing how their 40s aren't that far away and then brad's pointing to tj like ha ha ha ha you're old and brad's like i know it's not that far away and she's like relax okay would you please and then it's like wait Were we all born in the 90s?
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Brad's like, Michaels wasn't. And Michaels was born in 2002, which is really disturbing. He was born after I graduated from college.
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Yeah, he doesn't even know that that was what life was like. He doesn't understand that there was a life before Friendster.
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Sammy's like, well, Will was born in 1994. Because in 1994, the gods looked down and said, a new lawyer has been born to this world. And here he is.
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Molly's like, me too. And TJ's like, would you have planned his wedding? And Molly's like, I would have sabotaged it. And Molly tells us, not only... I love Molly. Is it too soon to love Molly? I also love that other Missy, like Siobhan or whatever her roommate is. Yeah, Siobhan. She came out of nowhere. So she's like the Lacey... Not Lacey Charbet. She's like the... doesn't matter.
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I can't think of it. I can't think of a child actress.
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That's Sam. Maddie's boyfriend. Different, different, different. Same face, same teeth. Yeah. Same, same manner, same category of person for sure. Yeah. So Molly is like, not only am I a bartender at the hottest club in Charleston, I'm also an event planner at one of the hottest event planning firms in the city.
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And I come from a successful family, but I honestly make it a priority of mine to never come off that way. Everything that I've built for myself is completely Molly Moore. And not even my father, Benjamin, and his pink dynasty can take that away from me. You want to get my color? Just try to match this. Not even my Uncle Michael and his crazy liberal documentaries can take away from my success.
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three weeks earlier molly's trying to have a conversation at a restaurant with emmy to be like hey i'm just like feeling like i just don't connect with you i can't with everyone else about you and emmy's phone starts to reach like hold on one second okay i just got it i just got a text alert yes they fixed the squat machine at the gym sorry i'm just like i'm subscribed to gym alerts.com
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She was an intern, right? I don't know. It sounds like she was an intern or she was just doing free work. But she's like, I would literally run here after working 12 hours. I would run here and, like, work all night. And Molly's like, yeah, that's what I do. But I get paid for it. Hmm. And then he's like, yeah, I'm always an insecure bitch.
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episode three of the traders uh for on our bonus episode that's on patreon patreon.com slash watch what crap happens now of course the thing that's really pressing for ron and i right now in terms of like our work obligations is that we've got the crappies coming up and our tour our tour is going to start is it starting next week ronnie is that is that possible it's starting next week a week from friday yeah or a week from thursday one of those
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Molly's like, yeah, so I did work behind the bar with Will. And I just think Emmy is threatened because we had a working relationship. And I'll let you form your own conclusion. Mike, is there a conclusion to be formed? She's jealous because you're friendly with Will.
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My dad. Yeah. So now it's time to be at the club and everyone is like, the music is like, and Brad is doing his usual flirting with Lake. I just feel like they're not giving Lake the proper treatment that everyone else has had. She just sort of has, she's been inserted onto the show without, there's, I don't seem to remember. There's been a moment of like,
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All she seems to do is be there so that way Brad can flirt with her. So he's like, hey, you work on Friday?
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You work on Saturday? Mm-hmm. Do you want to meet up at some point?
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Yeah. So Brad tells us, I have to appreciate a girl that makes you work for it. Lake is absolutely gorgeous. And she has eyes and a smile that suck you in. And I would literally walk blindfolded through a room of Legos just to talk to her. Wow. I mean, is this guy romantic or what? He would walk blindfolded?
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Well, I hope he also, I guess the implication is also barefoot because to walk blindfolded with shoes on through a room of Legos is really actually not much of a sacrifice.
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Leave this girl alone, sir. Yeah.
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And Brad is training Austin, and Austin's telling us... Hospitality is great because it's high energy, but I never would have pictured this life for myself. I joined the army out of high school. And he talks about how he was going to go to Afghanistan in the army, but then he was diagnosed with general epilepsy. And so now he's at Republic. So... Welcome. I don't know.
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The first dates of our tour are next week, Friday and Saturday, San Francisco and San Diego. So you better come out and see us to kick off the mounting hysteria tour, because if anyone has mounting hysteria, it's us two Queens. And then February 1st, it is the 2025 golden crappies. And I cannot believe how soon those crappies are coming up. We have so much work to do.
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I really am not trying to be callous or dismissive or crass about this, but is that okay if you have epilepsy to be in a club where there's strobe lights going off all the time? Yeah. I'm not trying to be snarky about it. Is this the best environment? But I could be totally wrong. Maybe it's fine.
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Being able to serve a martini with all three ingredients incorrect to someone wearing a Bass Pro Shops hat. That's like the big leagues.
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Can you focus on me? Eyes on the prize over here, okay? I know you're the mouth of the South, but you're the eyes of the left and the right. Come on, focus on me here. And so then TJ's like, so do you want to go on a walk or get dinner and talk? He's like, yeah. I was like, what?
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Really?
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I know, but I feel like they've now had this conversation three times. And so it's like, okay. So TJ's like, I'd like that. And he's like, Michael tells us. As frustrated as I am with TJ, I really want to hear what he has to say because I'm tired of the awkwardness and the tension at work. So...
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so he's gonna do it i mean that's it's cute so then now we are it's the next day and we are now going to a nail spa where michaels and tj arrive and um this is their date yes supporting gay culture i love that if he had said if tj had said can we go on a mani pedi i'd be like yes absolutely but not a walk
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I'm just kidding. I wouldn't say that. Yeah, it was fun. Okay. Yeah. I feel like it was a good time except for the part where you made out with someone else and I sat in the corner and I looked around. Yeah. Yeah. It was fun. I feel like, by the way, after our talk, like I look up and a guy is like licking cake off your face and I'm like, disgusting. That's rude. Like who would do that?
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By the way, if you, I brought some cake, if you want to put on your face, I can lick it off your face. Yeah.
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I have something to say. Okay, what are you going to say? I don't really know what to say. Oh.
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We have so many things to plan. Like my heart is actually racing. I'm actually very nervous now. And it's that's because it's going to be a huge show, probably our biggest show we've ever had with a lot of song. And I don't know if it's song and dance, but there's definitely song.
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Yeah, I think it's also just funny that TJ had to see this guy making out with Michaels to realize that he liked Michaels. I'm like, did you not realize you liked Michaels when you brought him the coffee and the margarita and the five other acts of service you did for him? Clearly, that's TJ's love language. It's like... Bring someone like a gift or whatever, you know?
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Well, I think he realized he had to step up his game. He had to step up his... I think he's like, well, he has liked him all along, but he realized like, oh, okay, I can't just like...
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sit on the sidelines and do these small gestures hoping that Michael's picks up on what I'm... Michael's picks up on it, but it's also like it's so small and it's like, I'm going to give you a... There's so many mixed messages that TJ gives because he is in... He has his own baggage that he's dealing with of probably he wants to make a gesture to show that he likes him and then he also gets paranoid that he...
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acted super gay in that moment because of probably the damage of like being out the closet or something i don't know like whatever it is that you can sort of see him like ebbing and flowing like like the ocean um of like of like trying to show that he likes him and then i think he realizes in that moment like oh i have to just really stand in it and say like oh i like you damn i don't think he really knows how to do it i mean i think what i'm witnessing is twink reversal where you're like oh my god
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performances and i think you guys will all be delighted so go uh get your tickets for that because i don't think there's too many tickets left for the golden crappies but we are also going to try to stream it as well so we will have details about that up as soon as we have them as well so that's really all the news that i have to share ronnie is there anything on your end that's it
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my feet are literally stuck in some sort of blue water right now. And, uh, she's like, no, I mean, it's fine. You're allowed to feel that way. And he is just turning red on camera. And I feel so embarrassed for him. I don't feel embarrassed for him. I feel bad for him that he's embarrassed. And so Michael's like, you were like my first gay friend. He's like, Oh, Does that mean that I have a shot?
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He's like, and it's just like disappointing. Oh, I thought that was going in a nice direction. Shot dead. Shot dead.
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we never get to see this from our gay characters we never ever see them they're always sort of sidekicky and we never get to see them experience the highs and lows of like falling for someone or just dating someone like every now and then they may have like a love interest who sort of like pops up as like a side thing like tj's like uh date that he the guy he was seeing last season but um at most we may get like talk about like how hard it is to be gay and you
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season of the show like and he talked with his dad so you might see that but we never actually see gay people on bravo or gay men i should say um having like three-dimensional real relationships yeah hello there this is a two-part recap okay this is the end of part one so thank you so much for listening to this uh just come back a little later for part two
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I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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Because honestly, nothing good is going to come of this. Literally nothing happened on that episode. It was one of those episodes where they didn't have anything to do.
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yeah it was definitely like also one of those episodes where bravo's like here's your girlfriends don't you want to hang out with your girlfriends and hear what they have to say about things like oh my god isn't it great just being with your girlfriends and like no it was boring sorry so your girlfriends are giselle We have a very crowded schedule this week. And so something's got to give.
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And that gave. We're sacrificing Karen.
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Yeah. And we got, I mean, it's so good. So good. We open up with a lot of intro music and we're singing all like Charleston. And we land at Maddie's house. And Maddie, we're seeing Joe in the kitchen, and he's trying to figure out the Keurig machine, which really, I think the Keurig machine, you do three things with it.
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You put the thing, the little Keurig thing, the pod in the hole, you close the hole, you press the button and go. But somehow he's... a mess and there's pieces of plastic flying off the thing.
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That's actually not even a supernatural power. That's just a natural power. That's just a natural power of being able to open up the water reservoir in a Keurig. That's a push versus pull moment. For this show, it would be.
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So Maddie comes downstairs and Joe's like, I made you a coffee. She goes, no, you did not, Joe. He's like, yeah, yeah, we need it. But I may have broke your Keurig. Sorry about that.
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Then we go over to TJ's apartment where there is a persona battle going on between TJ and Taylor. I mean, personality exploding off of the exposed brick in that household.
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I'd love a coffee. Oh, your dog just threw up, by the way.
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Yeah. But she's actually not talking to Will in this case. She's talking to Michaels, who's like in her bed. And he's like, fire. She's like, how did you sleep? How did you sleep? Because I've been awake for about six hours. Actually, I never really went to sleep in the first place.
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And Michaels is like, I still feel like thought and swollen.
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Michaels, walk a day in these shoes. I know. Michaels. Michael's saying he feels fat and swollen. Sir, have you seen yourself on television? Kidding, you 20-year-old little fucker.
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Wow. You know, this party, it'd be cool for balloons here. Cause then we know it's actually a birthday party and not just a regular party, but oh, well, I guess it's just a failure of design planning. So we see him getting drunk and now Emmy is drinking a green juice and
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and michaels has his hoodie like closed up over his face and everything and emmy's like so will just talk to me and he goes what happened last night and he fights and he's still at work you know and i'll talk to him later because he's a lawyer now i'm gonna marry a lawyer he's a lawyer it's his first year he's been he won law prom he was the king of law prom who invented law prom oh by the way we got some messages that law prom is a thing so congratulations law prom um by the way i took pictures of you
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You look fire. You look fire, by the way. I took pictures of you. You look fire. Also, you were on fire. You were so drunk, you actually caught on fire. Sorry, it's awkward. Need a lawyer from your fire entry?
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#2685 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part One: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
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Hmm. He doesn't, he doesn't really purse his lips. Like a lot of people, when they're salty, they like purse lips. Hmm. He sort of like lets his lips sort of like, he makes us look like he's about to, he's like sipping from an invisible glass. He's like,
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#2685 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part One: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
And then we see a flashback to the party and, um, Michaels is talking to TJ and he's like, like, I was kind of upset because you kissed me. And then there was like never a conversation about it. And TJ was like, um, I was just like, okay, this is what it is. Um, and Michaels was like, yeah, but I just like, I would have wanted you to be like, okay, I kissed you. This is how I feel straight up.
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#2685 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part One: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
Like that is like something I would have wanted you to do. He's like, Yeah.
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#2685 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part One: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
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Yeah, I mean, I hate to be like this, but it sounds very Gen Z. Like, we didn't talk, we didn't establish, like, the boundaries of this kiss relationship. And TJ's like, but you don't understand, I'm very repressed. So that was, like, a lot for me. So they're, like, not really communicating well right now.
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#2685 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part One: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
So I hear what you're saying. I will say devil's advocate. They kiss in an Uber and then TJ scampers out of the Uber and then never acknowledges that this happened again. And Michaels is like, what the fuck was that? And so he's like, yeah, what was that? You just, like, kissed me. And then it's like, we're acting like that didn't happen. And, like, you know, like, what was that?
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#2685 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part One: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
I think that's kind of what he's trying to say. What was that? But he's using, like, Gen Z, like, terminology of, like, we never really had a conversation about it. Yeah.
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#2685 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part One: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah. And the producer asked Shamia where Gerald's money comes from, and she's like, well, he's an African king. So, no, that's not true. He does HVAC. Some of the airports that you've walked through, my husband has built, manufactured, and installed the HVAC. So there you have it. I mean, I love this new Atlanta.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Basically, you have someone whose wealth comes from HVAC, someone who's an insurance agent, and someone who is the queen of waffles. Like, this is what we need. Yeah.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
I think the final season of Dallas was like a fundraiser. They were doing like lockers for disadvantaged schools. So yeah, I mean, it is funny because it's always the people who are like, well... he's does some sort of finance or he manages this or that, or has a portfolio. They're always the ones who it's like the Simons who was like, Oh, it turns out they had no money after all.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
But it's the, but the people on these shows who are kind of doing practical things of just like, building lockers or HVAC, like they're loaded. They're loaded and they just have tons and tons of money.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
And I'm like, oh, and they're like, oh my God, Dennis. I'm like, did you respond? And she's like, no, of course I didn't respond. I mean, I sent him some free mimosa mix. They're like, you mean orange juice? Mimosa mix. But that's it.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Exactly. And she's like, he's definitely a straight shooter and I can get what I want out of him because I'm an alpha female. I can work my way around Charles. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
we're back to the party and cynthia and kelly meet and cynthia's just like um uh there's like a hot bartender cynthia's like so just to be clear you don't come with a drink right and the guy's like she's like oh i'm kidding would you marry me yes or no he's like ma'am why are you speaking so close to me sorry i've been facetiming all day
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
And oh, my God, I drive one of those.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
He's like, I'd like to get this necklace and shirt. She's like, thank you so much for the gift. He's like, no, I want to know how much I can get it. Can I take a policy on this necklace? For me, thank you so much.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
That's like Dumb and Dumber when it's like, what time do you want to meet? And she's like, how about quarter to seven? He's like, what about 645? So also, you know, Cynthia Bailey, when I think of Cynthia Bailey, I just think of someone who is always attracting drama.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
So Kelly's like, she's like, yeah, I had to have a little uncomfortable conversation with Shamir earlier, you know, just a little bit, just about Portia. And I'm like, well, why did she steal that lady's husband? And Cynthia's like, oh my Lord Jesus. Cynthia knows what's going on.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Drew comes in hot, but only because she's wearing hot sauce per Dennis's orders. He says it's going to advance her musical career. We don't understand it, but we're just going to go with it. So we're just like... So Portia's like, yeah, she's never shy. And Kelly's like, good, neither am I. I'm sorry, Cynthia says that.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
So then more people arrive and then Kelly's talking to some of the ladies and she goes, so I hope you all see that Shamia has my cookbook in the kitchen. Okay, I'm gonna have to get all my girls my cookbooks. And we see her cookbook, which is called Cooking with Kelly, but it's spelled cooking with a K. So it's like kooky, like- Kooking.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Cooking with Kelly. It's cooking. Cooking with Kelly. Is it really with a K? It cannot be with a K. Well, I could. What is it? Oh, no. This poor girl. Okay, on Amazon, it has 13 reviews.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
It's out of print, limited availability. Oh.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
I think that, um, I think that my confusion about Chloe and all the CH names is makes sense because like you're doing a K thing with the book, but then you switched over to CH with your children. So like what happened? Where did the, what went wrong?
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
And then Angela says, Drew and I share the same hairstylist. We actually spoke for the first time, maybe three years ago. I like her personality. She's chill. She's from Chicago, but she did not play on the Bulls like my husband, Charles Oakley did. Sorry.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
I can tell you that right now. Angela's going to drop her so quickly. You know that they barely know each other. They met once briefly through a messy hairstylist. And I say messy only because every staff member that Drew has brought onto the show has been incredibly messy. So Cynthia is talking to Drew and she's like, oh, Drew, we got to catch up.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
I haven't seen you since you and Ralph got divorced. If you want to ask me about me and Mike, I'm happy to give you some information about that, too. Just like I know we have so much to catch up on, but like I don't have so many answers. So then Brittany is like, so are you guys publicly dating? Is he publicly dating? Are you publicly dating? What's going on?
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
And Drew's like, girl, I mean, I have people that are showing interest, but I just, I feel like I have to put a lot, I have to put a dot and a period on the situation because it's a lot going on.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Go to the bathroom and fix yourself. He's like, don't, just go, just go, just do it. So Angela's like, today I thought I was being cute. However, it was so hot. So I'm trying to use the fan to stop the wig from running in my forehead. Oh, that wig, that wig is just leaving. Can't do it.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
And Kenya's like, Oh, yeah, Britt, and you're married? Oh, because you don't have your other ring. Are you married or are you engaged? And Britt's like, I'm married. That's my second wedding ring. That's the second one. And Kenya's like, oh, from a different guy? Or Kenya's just like, Kenya's so good at being just like, just poke.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
She just finds the trigger area so quickly and she's able to poke it. And like immediately there's tension between these two.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
So you were definitely the girl, that girl back in the day. She's like, yeah, I was like a little video vixen back in high school. Like I was a high school girl. She's like, no. She's like, yeah.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Well, because what Kenya picks up on right away is that, is that Brit is when she's like, oh my God, like everyone's going through a divorce, kind of doing that thing. Like, and I'm the one who's still married. She's kind of doing the Kristen Takeman on girls trip thing. And Kenya does not like that. Kenya picks up on it.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
So now she's going to act, she's going to kind of like neg her ring a little bit and then neg the relationship. And it works. I mean, she totally gets under this girl's skin and it's just what Kenya is so good at, like comes so easily for her and so effortlessly.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
i don't like that i don't like qualifying judgment i can judge whoever i speak on people's rings yeah exactly so brittany is saying that she um she was her husband's insurance agent that's they met and so kenya's like well she's like oh so you're more than a good neighbor and she's like yeah well he found out he was in good hands and he hasn't left my side since
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
i was in black man magazine all the magazines back then yeah i was like in high school and she says she says like nothing happened there was like no spark but you know diamonds are a girl's best friend so i definitely wasn't returning any gifts so she kept her diamond necklace but also like why is dennis giving a diamond necklace on a first date that's a little weird
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
She looks like she just had a head injury. It's like shiny duct tape.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Are you wearing a plastic bag? So Shamia comes out. So of course she's wearing blue. Cause it's that thing you make all the guests wear one thing, but then you show like everyone's forced to wear white and everyone's like, oh, I have to wear white. But then she gets to wear blue. So she does a speech and like, she was like, I can twerk, I can twerk.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
so she's like it just feels so good to have all my friends from all my walks of life under one roof and by under one roof I mean outside where there's no roof but I'm a little bit nervous about bringing all these friendships together can't we all just hang out turn up for my birthday and
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This will be a black and white flashback.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
That's sad. We don't care about the rocks that you got. So then Brit says, I'm the youngest.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
so uh brit is like i'm the youngest of three girls and my sisters are hard on me and they're like tough on me so if you come to me being a hater like trying to like you know trying to try me or like size me up i pick up all that very quickly like oh so when kenya moore says something to you and it's shady you pick up on it wow wow what an instinct you have you're like a doppler she's crazy
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
I would like a non-car surprise to be outside for one of these parties. Because like you said, every single time someone's inside and they say, there's a surprise for you outside.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
When you put in an order for a new trash bin from the city, it takes three years for them to give it to you. But we got you one ahead of schedule. Congratulations. Oh, my gosh. So she got a Cullinan.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Rolls Royce Cullinan. It's a Rolls Royce Kieran Culkin for $430,000. It's a Rolls Royce.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
i was like calling them um so uh so she got an andrew canan in rolls royce and angela is like four hundred and thirty thousand dollars wow well talk about needing insurance so angela says my husband i'm punching him like i hope you're looking because these are the type of gifts that i want you know she's like and you're an nba player so you you better get this for me
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
So Cynthia is like, if I had, if I, if I had these kinds of birthday presents, I might've tried to make my marriages work. Like, yeah, I can really see Mike and Peter being able to pay for these things.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Peter, Peter said, Peter said he was going to get me a rolls for my, my birthday. And fortunately it was just a bag of Hawaiian rolls. It's exciting for a moment.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah, this was shitty because first of all, she shows up two hours late. And then at the moment when this is Shamia, she is like she is an actress. This is her moment. She is the center. Everyone is looking at her. And then Portia comes up and is like standing on stage with her, essentially sort of.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
shamelessly and unapologetically, not only being there late, but sort of like taking up that moment where now Shamia has to like, Shamia can't be like waving at the crowds and doing her whole bit about being like, oh my God, it's a car. She has to like tend to Porsche. And it's not a great, it's not a great look on Porsche's part, by the way.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah, and Kelly's kind of like, if it were me, I would have just like snuck in and hid in the crowd and been like, I was here all this time. So now Portia's helping me upstairs doing a wardrobe change.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
She's like, well, there's nothing I can do about it. So, you know, I'm just a tube of Elmer's glue. And I guess you're the construction paper.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
portia has been late to every single thing that she's ever like shown up to on this show so like at a certain point you know it's it's like it's one thing if you're 10 minutes late but to be two hours late and be like oh man you were doing makeup we saw you okay yeah i thought that would be one thing that production would make portia promise like if we're going to bring you back to the show you cannot make us wait for four hours for shit portia because like there were times where portia was like four or five hours late to stuff
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Come to work. But that, that being said, let's not act like the producers did not happily schedule the timing of this to be just like this because they know it's going to create friction between these friends. I mean, this is how it happens. So, um, Cynthia and Kenya meanwhile are catching up and Cynthia is saying, well,
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Apparently, Shamia went out with Kelly and Britt and Kelly apparently made a comment like, you know, what's going on with people stealing people's men?
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Cynthia's like, I don't get it. What is that?
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah. Cause that's the other thing is that when Kenya came in, she hugged all like lots of people, but she did not hug Brit. And so Kenya is like, well, I mean, I hugged Cynthia. I mean, Cynthia is my best friend. And like, you're over here causing trouble already.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Mayhem commercials, insurance. Okay, so I talk to my friend, like, what's the big deal? And she's like, you talk to who? She's like, Cynthia. Okay, so listen, what were you upset about with Shamia taking information, you know?
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah. So they go and they're like, oh, well, they're going to be like, don't worry, girls, we're going to tip you.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
No. So Portia's like, um, this is my first time meeting you. So anything else you want to know besides that? Because like, what's your, like, who are you? Where are you from? She goes, so Kelly's like, I'm just asking a simple question. And I have to say, I did like how Kelly did not shy away from the fact that she was shady the night before.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
And she was not afraid to go up against like one of the biggest stars to come out of the show. And she just, She just was like, yeah, I just asked, why did you take that woman's husband? And I think it caught Portia off guard. I don't think Portia was expecting that.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
first i don't care anymore it's okay so drew's like well i couldn't hear what you all were saying um sort of like ralph when i called down to him from the first floor he always says he can't hear me so they go upstairs to a different to a quieter i noticed that i have to give the kids a quarter to pass the basement door every time they go down there
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
So now they all take the elevator and a lot of elevator action this episode. Like that's the ongoing theme, which is why you mentioned earlier that it should be a character because it's a lot of elevator scenes. Yeah.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah. So they're all gathering in this new area. And so Shamia's like, speaking of birthdays, I didn't get invited to your birthday, Drew. And Drew's like, oh, no one got invited to my birthday.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
She's like, well, I mean, but you didn't come, by the way.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
She's like... Kenny was like, wait, why is Dennis inviting someone else to your birthday?
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
I know. Wait, you're going to tell me you told your assistant, invite these people to my birthday and your assistant didn't invite a single person to your birthday. And you're like, chill with that. No, this is, this is a lie.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
A wild, wild, well, it was a good episode. I really enjoyed it. That was, it was super fun. I am really excited. I'm hoping that the energy of this first episode continues throughout the season because we, you know, it's nice to see Atlanta being like really funny again and, and having a lot of stuff going on. So anyway, thanks everyone for being here. Go to watch crap.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
It's.com to get your tickets to come see us this weekend. And, you know, we're later on in March or April or may, and we will catch you on the next episode. Bye everyone.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
It's Amanda Foster. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
So Shamil's like, I just feel like he's chasing that, like, he's chasing anything that's attached to you. You know, he's been in the blogs every single day. And Portia's like, yeah, every little thing, everything. His posting, his constant attacks, him talking to all my friends, him lying. He's a nightmare. You definitely shouldn't have called him bro, because he's not a bro.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
who what why where and Gwen Pentland it's our queen it's Queen Laifa nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall know your worth with Jason Kerr we got our wish it's Jen Plish she's not harsh she's Jill Hirsch she's a little bit loony Junie my favorite Murdo Karen McMurdo she gets an A it's Kelly B we love him madly it's Kyle Pod Shadley
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
So Shamil's like, okay, he's not. He's Simon. That's who he is. So Shamil's like, well, the girls brought it up here last night. She's like, well, what girls? She goes, oh, yeah, we recast the show. There's new people on the show. So Kelly and Brittany, you know, Kelly who does waffles and Brittany who does insurance. Yeah.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
So they were like, why did Kelly was like, why did she take that lady's man? Yeah.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
yeah um well you know i feel like in atlanta like the stripper arts are really elevated like that's you know like like florence is like the home of the renaissance and atlanta like that's where our like stripper renaissance painters are they just know how to do it so well down there yeah they really do remember when we went to swinging dicks what a night oh yeah of course that was richards i mean swinging richards i mean that was it swung it swung too hard swung too close to the sun
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah, I will never ever forget what happened there. It was a wild place. And we ran into Krappen's listeners there too. That was the best part. Yeah, that was fun.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah. Um, so, uh, so then she's like, uh, Portia's like, uh, saying, wait, where am I? I got lost in my notes here. So basically maybe all that got me disoriented. I know, but you, so you really are going back into that. No, I actually got, you're just like, okay, Ben, it's your turn. He's like, no, I'm seeing something about a chicken shack.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
And I'm like, wait, are we talking about a chicken shack?
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
So now we see everyone getting ready for the party, and we're at Brett's.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
She's like, I just hope I can make the big jump from Tubi to Mubi. Because I think there's Tubi and Mubi, right? Tubi is where Drusadora is, and Mubi is where Demi Moore is. Okay. And I'm not even joking. Okay.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah. I have to be like a good neighbor. So, um, then we go to Shamia and her mom, um, and there's saying, well, the mom's saying, um, you are Jesus's favorite daughter and you can, you can get a direct call to him and I need you to tell him. And then she, well, I guess Shamia saying this, sorry to her mom. And she starts singing.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
rain rain go away come again another day i'm like wow it's probably a lot to live in shamia's house it's probably it probably takes a lot of patience and i thought oh that's cute and then it just kept going and going and she's like like a song doorway singing i mean listen bueller has to put up with that shit all the time but what She's like, I wasn't a, I wasn't a biopic about TLC.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
So with that, with no further ado, I don't need no rain. Rain is the weather. I can't get no rain. Me hanging on the passenger side of my best friend's cloud, trying to rain on my party. Like, okay, Shamia. I think it's, I'm sorry. I apologize to our audience. That was, no one needed to hear that. No one needed to hear an attempt to do no scrubs with rain when I didn't remember half the lyrics.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
I apologize. That was a bridge too far. Bridge too far.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
So she's like, Why are you so close? So Cynthia's like, So I heard everything about you and Simon and I was like, you know, you and I fall fast. That's what we do. Even though there may be red flags everywhere, if there's one thing that we love, we love going to an amusement park and our favorite amusement park is six flags. So bring on the red flags.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
And first of all, we fall in, we fall fast with both feet. And I love when people say that. um that's how they try to uh excuse their terrible judgment they're like well you know what can we say we fall in love fast we fall hard we fall fast we dive in with both feet that's just the type of people we are I don't, it's called bad judgment. It's bad. You have bad judgment.
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You can try to make it sound romantic as you want. It's called bad judgment. Get some perspective, look at your life choices and make some changes.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
It's like driving through a stop sign and crashing and t-boning a car and saying, well, you know, I just love, I love just driving. I just love diving in. I see an intersection. I just want to dive into it. It's like, no, there was a sign that said stop. Look at it. Look at the signs.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
So Cynthia's like, so have you heard from Drew? Because I think she's divorced now too. What I'm trying to do is check in on everyone who's going through divorce and maybe one of you guys will say, hey, by the way, how are you going with your divorce from Jahil? But if you don't want to ask me, that's fine too. I'll just keep asking you guys about your divorces.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
And Kelly's like, I'm sorry, well, I never would want to make you feel uncomfortable. I mean, you have an elevator in your home, so I'm going to be nice to you. She goes, thank you. Thank you for honoring my elevator. Have you heard my rain song? It goes, rain, rain. No, I have heard it. Actually, you sang it to me on the phone on the way in. Okay, good.
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Thank you. I didn't want to seem disingenuous or shady, but I have to let you know, I did tell Portia that you said that. And Kelly's like, well, clearly you did, because she already filmed a blog. And then we see Portia's Amazon Live, where it all goes down.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
And Britt's like, I didn't hear that they were booed up. She goes, I don't really know Drew that well, but I heard some things about Drew and it's a mess. Okay, word gets around in insurance circles. So Kelly then says that Dennis was in her DMs and they're like, what? Kelly's like, yeah, I posted a bathing suit photo. And he was like, if there's no way you've got four kids, OMG.
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well and also she says um i think i don't remember if i said uh if i quoted portia saying there's a girl named kel because then kelly tells us portia you definitely know the name because nobody calls me kel you better announce me as kelly or the queen of waffles honey queen of waffles Those are your options. It's either Kelly or queen of waffles.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
Can we hug? Okay, let's hug. Okay, I just don't want to be in the middle, but also I'm going to tell Portia everything we just talked about right now. Okay, we're going to have so much fun tonight. And once again, from the top. Rain, rain, go away. Come back another day.
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#2757 RHOA S16E01 Part Two: Pretty As a Peach
I love new money. They just, new money is just the best. They're just like, let's just put a violin player in the foyer. Why not? Sorry, I interrupted. Go on.
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Everyone's moving in. Everyone's literally moving into Bravo. So Shamia's like, you know, I haven't had any parties at my home since I bought my home for $9 million. You know, I had my birthday party. But this is my first big party. And if it's a party, I'm going to party. And it doesn't have to be a twerk. I mean, I can twerk. And then we just see her with this whole massive family.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
And again, this is where we first see Shamia in her teeny tiny chair and the green screen. And it's like, please, please fix this. You have time to do it, production. Just enlarge the image. Okay. Zoom in a little bit, zoom out over there. Let's get the proportions right. Cause it's driving me nuts.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
It's a very expensive water spout. So she's like, career-wise, I like to call myself like the female Jamie Foxx. I mean, sorry, I know I'm a bit too modest to be on Bravo right now, but I'm a quadruple threat. I'm an actress, a singer, a dancer, an owner of a $9 million house. It's just a lot that I can do. And it just kind of happened that way because I'm a lover of music. I'm a lover of arts.
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I'm a lover of people. I'm a lover of Zillow. And I'm blessed to be able to do it all.
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So if you want to come join us, go to watchercrappens.com to get your ticket. I always say this, come solo, come with a group. If you're afraid of coming solo, literally don't even worry about it. You will make friends. And even if you don't make friends, you'll still have a great time. Chances are you probably listen to it on your own anyway. So there's no difference, right?
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She's like, I've just been through it. Just trying to grow my family. I have two girls. So she talks about, she has one girl who's like Shia is five years old. Shia was 15 months and Shia was, was born prematurely via surrogacy. And so there was like a lot of, there was a lot of medical complications and surgeries, et cetera. So it's a lot that she is dealing with over there.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
And so then she talks about how her husband, they've been together for 10 years. His name is Jerome. He's Kenyan. And they met at a nightclub. And she tells the whole story about how we tried to buy her a drink. And she was like, no. And then he's like, but...
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Um, I personally actually love going to, to live events solo. Now I've discovered that it's like probably the, one of my favorite ways to see live music and shows. So go do it anyway. We're excited to see you all there. And then of course, later in the month, we're going to Atlanta. We're going to Charlotte. We're going to DC. We're going to Philly.
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So she keeps going because like this, by the way, this kind of reboot is it's it's a little bit like a sizzle reel and like for a sizzle reel is essentially like when you're trying to sell a reality show, you kind of make it sort of like a pilot.
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That's a lot of people, the cast members talking to the camera, telling you who you are, especially talking to the producers like I am so and so this is my background. This is why I should be on your show. And then you see some scenes of them together. So it's kind of like that vibe because we're like we get like these very long scenes of people talking to us. Uh, but it's okay.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Cause they have to do it. They have to bring us into this world. So show me what's going on and on about, um, how Shiloh is in the NICU. And so like this year, they're pulling out all the stops and she's going to have, she's inviting all these, all her friends, some of her new friends, like Kelly and Brit, and then also like Portia, you know, et cetera, et cetera.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah, there you go. Yes. That's all you need. through Portia. She met Cynthia in Kenya, uh, because you know, 50, 50, 50 synth is back this season. And then, um, she met Kelly because Kelly came on to, uh, onto show me as a radio show. Um, and, and we meet Kelly shortly, but one thing I have to say, I'd love that Atlanta, um, cast a, uh, a waffle queen on the show.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Like that's like my favorite thing ever. Like queen of waffles is new cast member. Um, um and then uh she then um so kelly would cook for her and then um she then she's also kelly is friends brit so i guess she met brit through kelly so that's how brit came into the mix Yeah.
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It's going to be such a great rest of the month for the show. Um, so that's what's happening there. Also in case you missed it on Patreon, we'd love to have you on Patreon. If you do decide to join up, um, Go through your web browser. Do not go through the app if you got it from the Apple Store because Apple has levied a tax. And so you don't want to have to pay that surcharge.
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It was a biopsy. It doesn't sound like it should be biopic. It's a biopic. It was myopic. It was a myopic biopic. What movie was that? Did they say what movie that was? I need to know what it was. I'm going to look it up while you keep talking.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
I thought it was a biopic that aired on TLC. John and Kate plus eight. How it can be. Oh, yeah. I remember. I think I saw that movie. Was that on Lifetime? You know what? It doesn't matter. We'll move on. But I really was like, well, I didn't know that TLC aired biopics. I was like, I was so confused. John and Kate plus eight. John and eight plus Kate and Drew Sidora.
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Drew Sidora in a Kate Gosselin wig.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
I used to have such a crush on Charles Oakley in the 90s, I swear. Because he was on the Knicks, and I was a big Knicks fan. And I'd go to those Knicks games, and he would be there, and I'd be like, Charles Oakley. So I'm taken to a place when I see Charles Oakley on this show.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah, I actually really love that they included the Oakleys, not because of any sort of Charles Oakley thing I bring to it, but because Angela Oakley is like a little older and she's sort of, she's kind of giving some light Karen Huger vibes, you know. I got that as well.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Like some grand dame, but like maybe not as delusional, but I'd like that they're like, okay, well, let's bring in someone who's like a little more real regal into this mix. Cause I think that always works on these shows.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Yes, exactly. So back to Shamia's house, and she's saying, like, trying to be friends to multiple people that don't always see eye to eye. That's, like, the thing, like, right now in my life. So then there's Glenda, who is someone in the household right now. Ariana Grande arrives in her outfit from Wicked, and she's like, we shouldn't have to worry about that.
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Right now, Shamia's the glue, everyone. Let's get back to the glue.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
And yeah, this was very drew. Yeah, it is fun that in this like revamp where there's like emphasis on like luxury and diamonds, et cetera, that then they have to go to Drew Sedora. And like, they just try, they try to make her seem glam like now into the exciting life of Drew Sedora.
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She's pressing play on that boom box that nobody would take in her first season. She slips and falls on a penny saver on her front suit.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
She's like, it's a lot of change. Like I have a lot of quarters and pennies saved up right now. And then she has her chef who's like, yeah, it's a lot. She always has, I don't know if it's the same lady as before. I think it is because she has this chef that has just like the biggest eyelashes. Like this chef is always like, I'm going to be on camera.
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I'm going to put all the mascara on right now before I cook this salmon.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
I think when it comes to payroll and staff, that may be a problem area for Drew in general beyond just even chefs. Yeah.
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No, the Tubi movies do incredibly well, actually.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
skinned it's like damn and then white people money at 2020 commas so she's done a lot of stuff and also it says here conclave i didn't realize she was in conclave but good for her that's that was an amazing turn for her just imagining her with ray fiends like i was in the past and then i was in conclave
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I don't get the joke. I'm just laughing so I don't look stupid, but I don't get it. What is it? It's an Oscar-nominated prestige film.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah. I mean, that's what half these Housewives shows are basically about. I mean, hello, did you not see Portia's? Well, Portia's not a hooker, but it is about people getting with billionaires.
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And by the way, I support it 100%.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
yeah um yeah but anyway i'm looking forward to finally seeing the brutalist which is like three hours long and has an intermission just to see how drusadora does in that because i feel like she will really play really well off of adrian brady i'm sorry i thought i signed up for a movie called the doodle list i'm not really sure i made a couple of houses with cars out front
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Well, we were hoping to cast Laura Dern, but we'll deal with Drew Sedora instead. By the way, Facebook recommended... We ended up with Laura Dern. Damn it, Drew Sedora's here. Can I tell you something? Facebook actually suggested that I be friends with Laura Dern this weekend. It was like, someone you may know, Laura Dern. Oh my gosh, that's amazing. And it said, Laura Dern works at Hollywood.
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I was like, I don't know if this is a real Laura Dern.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
I was afraid that if I added her as a friend that she would not accept me. And then I don't know if I am ready to be rejected by Laura Dern. I think I like a world where I have the possibility to be friends with her still. And I don't want that possibility to be shut down just yet.
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It's been a very long time. And wow, you know, we, this is, I have to, what did you think about the premiere, about the season premiere? Because obviously there's a lot of expectations going into it. Last season was like pretty cataclysmic and, you know, there's, you know, they had to fire a bunch of people, bring in new people, retool it. So a lot was riding on this premiere.
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Well, maybe, okay. I'll go to Facebook. If it's still suggesting her, I'll add her.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Facebook knows everything. I mean, it's someone I might know. It's someone I might know.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
And Drew's like, our divorce is dramatic. It's a roller coaster. It's a shit show. And you can tell at this moment, Drew thinks that she's like the center peach of the season. She's like, okay, everyone, I get it. I'll just have the weight of the season on my shoulders. I can do it. Don't worry.
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Yeah, like, it's very reluctantly, Drusador is a good housewife because she's so deluded and she's so shady. And that's kind of what we need and want from our housewives.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
She turned it basically into a glam room. So Ralph's office is a glam spot now. And Kenya's like, well, where's Ralph? And she's like, well, so basically we had a court order when we went to court and he got moved to the basement. Ralph is in the basement, unseen by the cameras, like an ogre, like the troll under the bridge. It's so good.
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I'm just imagining he's like to come out to light and his hair is going to be like big and he's going to be like, like walking on the ceiling or something.
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So Kenya's like, not banished to the basement. Are you allowed to go down there? She's like, no, not without permission. He has a whole different entrance. And every first, third and fifth weekend he gets fed. And that's when I have to leave.
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that's so ralph to be like to go off on a on an app that is solely read by a judge dummy ralph it's so stupid so um uh so kenya's like so uh what is drew doing and she goes well i literally did five movies last year um you may have seen a nora i was not in that um and then i'm doing my music um you may
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So I thought, yeah, it was actually not, it was actually an Australian casting person who said, and I'd been doing music. You may have seen my duet with Beyonce, wherein I stood up next to my TV and sang along with her during that Netflix halftime show. So that was really special for me.
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Yeah. I'm actually, by the way, I'm opening up for Tank in Chicago and Kenny's like, oh my God, Tank. That's like amazing. Yeah. It's a dunk tank actually. It's not, it's not the musician tank. I'm going to a carnival and I'll be singing songs there. So I'm really excited. And Kenny's like,
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You know, when I've just, you know, I've thought about that maybe it's time for me to get into music. And I thought if I'm going to get into music, I'm going to need a record producer. And the first one I thought of is like, I want someone who works with hot dogs. That is how I'm going to make my success. Like straight to the number one spot.
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need something isn't doesn't every music documentary start off like this it's like someone who's singing and it's like and then i met you know ron perlman who was selling hot dogs and he said i got a sound for you and then he like writes a song it's always like this person who sells hot dogs or seat belts or something like that and then they get their initial success and then that one that person winds up being like the grifter you know yeah
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So here we are. So anyway, here's a sample of this new song that Dennis wrote for me. Let's go out to the movies. Let's go out to the movies.
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Okay, so here's what I'm thinking. We're going to have a sofa and it's going to be yellow and we'll put you in kind of like a reddish brown suit and you'll lie across the sofa. But then I'll just look like a hot dog. Exactly.
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Nathan's coming. We're going to do it at a ballpark. You know, ball coming. so then we see her just like singing and it says Portia's Dennis in a glass reflection just shadily pointing it out she's singing in Hebrew she's like just want to make the heads happy laughing This is going out to an entire nation. This is going out to a higher, what was the slogan? We cook for a higher God.
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I don't know what it is. So Kenya is like, wait a minute. So how does Portia feel about that? So Drew's like, well, she was just like, girl, yeah. And I was like, just very grateful for Dennis and who he has been in my life and showing up as like my angel on earth. Because literally there were days where I couldn't get out of bed crying. And he's like, I can't stop you from crying.
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but I can feed you hot dogs. And you know, I knew I had a session and I would get there. And like, he was that saving grace when I was going through all that I was going, it was just all good. And he's just a standup guy who wants to be there for his daughter. And he's like, look, this music is going to help me pay for my daughter's college. And we're all on the same team.
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This is a family, just a hot dog vendor producing a record. That's it. Yeah.
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That's great. That flatline is an appropriate name for a song and a musical career.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
This drove me. Okay. This is my biggest note from the episode. Can we please fix the green screen for Shamia? Okay. They did not do the proportions correctly. She looks like a tiny, she's like shrunken down. I actually paused and the size of her chair, she's sitting in like a barrel chair, you know, and it's next to a sofa. And the top of the barrel chair is as tall as the arm of the sofa.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
yeah what could go wrong so now we go to a place called dirty tea and um now it's it's time to meet kelly a new cast member and so this is basically a long scene where we learn about kelly she has a daughter uh her daughter chloe's 17th birthday so kelly tells us that she is a single mom and she's like single mom life is definitely not for the for the week
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And it's like, you know, it's a tea party birthday. So everyone has got like hats and everyone's dressed up to the nines, etc. And there's all these kids around. And so Chloe, her daughter Chloe is 17. And she has a kid named Chance, who's 11. And then she has twin daughters, Chastity and Chelsea. So everyone has a CH first name, which is funny because Kelly is K, but that's fine. Whatever.
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CH is the new K, I guess. Yeah, are you supposed to match it to your own? Well, I would think so, but maybe not. It's okay. Starting a trend. It's fine. It's fine.
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It's like a car starting. Or like Jason Voorhees. Yeah. So it is. Can't do it. Juicidor is trying to sing along to it.
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I know. This is Kelly proving why she should be on the show. She's like, I'm wealthy, guys. Trust me. Yeah, waffles. Waffles make you wealthy. I'm super wealthy, guys. Put me on Bravo. I've got waffle wealth.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
I am creating generational waffle wealth. So, so she's getting divorced and everything. And, and Brit, Brittany is there. Someone, this is her friend, Brittany. This is not Brit. Who's the new cast member, but Brittany is asking how she feels about getting divorced. And she's saying it's been like a long two and a half years of her life. And she just wants to, cut that out and take her name back.
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And she says her, her ex Mark, uh, is a father of her three daughters and it's been hard. They were married for 11 years and she got married. She had children and she created a business. Um, and so she's saying like, how do we turn from that into complete enemies?
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You made her a miniature. Come on. Work on your proportions for your green screen. Every time it cut to her, she looked so obviously superimposed. It was like a TikTok video when someone puts their head in the corner. That's what she looked like.
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I was like, mimosa mix. Is that just orange juice?
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I was like, what? She's like, yeah, you can pretty much put that shit in everything. Yeah, because it's orange juice. So she's like, when somebody is constantly tearing you down, trying to take and be mean and spiteful. When we went to court that last time, you know what he told me? He said pancakes are better than waffles. I swear to God, in front of my daughter. It was terrible.
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Anyway, he threatened me, and my daughters don't deserve that. They come from a loving, waffle-forward home.
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Yeah. So now we go to Portia and, you know, it's not a real Housewives of Atlanta season without someone going to visit that lawyer, Randy. So here she is. She is arriving. This is the elevator.
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Is it crazy? I mean, that's where this guy has been on every single season. I'm surprised he's not holding a beach at this point.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
He's like, yeah, you really walked away from a lot. And then we see Portia's greatest hits. We see her after Cordell.
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And she says that she was smart to do it. She did a prenup this time because she had to be more responsible. And she says that in her relationship with Simon, she felt like that if she had him by her side, that they were going to conquer everything. But then she started to realize that there were just a lot of untruths going on. Yeah.
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They protrude the door in her foyer, which, by the way, I thought was hilarious.
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Yeah. Yeah. And you don't mess with that at all. So Randy's like, well, the court gave you the right to live in the house. And so we're going to try to do an extra document. This is the court is telling everyone wants to do film that we have the full right to do that. I just want to say a shout out to my daughter. Hi. Hi, honey. I'm back on TV.
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so then um basically they're gonna do some lawyerly stuff and porsche tells us that simon sent to cease and desist etc and the home and and she's like not going to like she can't have she needs to film in the home like that is cutting off her lifeblood so she is gonna fight she's like you know i mean it's not like i was just sitting there like some dumb little wife and just enjoying some money no i actually asked my husband what's going on why are we in the secondary line at the airport
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Wow. It's not good. And so Portia's saying that in their relationship, she used to pride herself on having great communication. And when the communication started to lack, it felt intentional.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
She is. But I have to say, I thought the premiere was great. I thought this was the best season premiere in several years. I think, you know, one thing was, we even saw it in the trailer. We didn't do a trailer trash of this show because we were doing traders on our Patreon. Um, but even on the trailer, they have like adjusted the vibe of the show.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
and uh we see we see her posting all these things like everything beat was all great and so um basically randy's like saying well there's been some bad stuff that's been out there and you know you always take the high road not just because it's good life advice but it's also good court advice and she says that she reached out to him um just to see if they could find some sort of peace um and she's like she starts to get emotional and she's just saying how it's just really hard but she's given up on that part so
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
she has to become the person that he's saying you know basically she has to kind of become steely and cold and icy uh just like he's accusing her of being just that way she can have you know her day in court yeah so then we go to dinner and drinks at knife
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
This is now when the show properly begins in my book. It's like, okay, we've met most everyone, not Britt, but now we're starting to get into group scenes.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Throws it at the camera. So now here's Britt's exotic story. She's like, she's like me and Kelly met through a mutual friend, me being an insurance agent. I'm always going to, I'm going to all of like the flyest, sexiest events in the city. I was like, oh yes, that's, I'm sure that's why most people get into insurance.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Cause that's, that's naturally comes with working in insurance is going to the flyest. The glamorous life of insurance agents. I mean, look at Vicki Gundelson going to fly sexy events all the time in Orange County.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
So at one of these events. that she got to go to naturally by being an insurance agent. She met Kelly and and she's like, well, one of my friends was like, I think you're going to really like Kelly. And she's like really over the top.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
And like the second we met, like I already knew it was going to be like it was going to be a vibe like dancing, you know, and then like I started drinking and like she like I got to make sure my my my titties stay in because it gets wild, you know, and I saw her her titties popping out also like my titties are popping out and her titties were popping out.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
And I was like, oh, my God, insurance and waffles. Makes a great combination.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
We can put a premium on that waffle. Okay, let's get this business together.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Kelly's like, cheers to love, peace, happiness, and maple syrup. Cheers. Yeah. So Shamia tells them that she's going to have a birthday party. She's like, they're like, well, who's going to come? She goes, well, my best friend, Portia. Portia's going through divorce. It's so public. And Kelly's like, oh, poor baby. Oh, I feel so bad for her. Yeah, she's going to come out on top. Yeah, of course.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
They kind of got it back to where it should have been all along, which is it's in real housewives territory of like money and glitz and glam, like the trailer. And then this premiere was all about like, you know, luxury cars and jewelry, et cetera. And you know, of course there's always that element.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
And then Kelly's like, she probably should have never checked that girl's mando.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
My memory of it, and I could be completely wrong, my memory of it was that there was that Atlanta reunion, and the very next day, as soon as the third part of that reunion ended... the news dropped at Porsche was like, surprise, I'm engaged. And I hadn't even heard that, that Simon and Fallon had divorced, but maybe it's because it just like, who cared? No, it didn't land on the radar.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
And I seem to remember everyone was like, what the hell? And then it came out later, like, Oh, actually Fallon and, and, and Simon had, you know, separated like a month prior or whatever. It obviously was like very, very close. But in my mind, yeah. In my mind, I had actually heard about them getting together before I'd heard about a divorce.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah. That was so Kelly's like, it was just it was a little bit of a gray area, you know, and she was like, no, there was no crossover. Yeah. But from like outside looking in, all I'm saying is to come to come to somebody's home, to be greeted by their husband, to eat their waffles. And then suddenly this happens and then you wind up marrying that person. Absolutely. That shit does look crazy.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah, yeah, exactly. And Kelly's like, yeah, I just think it's a fine line. And so Shamia's like, well, who says it crossed the line? You were Romans. So Shamia's like, you know, Portia and I have been friends since we were children and I love her and I feel obligated to have her back. which means that their friendship is going to disintegrate this season.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Because this is the nature of these shows, is that you start on the premiere saying, like, our friendship is so strong and so great. But as we'll see later in the episode, Portia shows up late to the birthday party and, like, interrupts Shamia's big moment. So I guarantee this is a friendship that's going to fall apart over the course of the season.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
There's always wealth on these shows, but I feel like they were really emphasizing it and they sort of got back to kind of some campiness with this premiere in my mind. Like I just felt like the tone was tweaked in a way that I really, really liked.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Let's take her down. Huh? Fearlessly. Like without like even blinking, like just effortlessly not cowering, just going after like Portia.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Hello, and welcome to Watch Watch Crap. It's a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me, someone who may or may not have a scandalous relationship with Dennis, the hot dog guy from Atlanta. It's Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Oh, hello. How's it going? just fine and dandy. Atlanta is back.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
I've always loved Candy. I think she's actually an incredible housewife. But I think it was a good decision to just kind of really... Push out a lot of a lot of the people and like get in some some fresh faces here But still have like someone like a Porsche a big personality that we know a Porsche Shamia What was surprising is that Shamia who we've had show me has been around for years, right?
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
like low-key like a like she's one of the the the best kind of friends of across all franchises, but she sort of doesn't get as much credit as like a Marlowe or someone else and But with Shamia, what's so surprising is not only did she get elevated to peach status, she's kind of the center of the show now.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Like they really did kind of like all the relationships go through Shamia, which is surprising. And what I was surprised about is how well she she stepped in as kind of the glue in the center of the new Atlanta. So there's like a lot of really surprising elements for me.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah. And like, we always, I think we knew that Shamia acts and sings and does all that sort of stuff, but I never realized how much of that person she was until she became the center peach. And then it's like, oh, oh, you're, you're an actor. You're an actor and a singer because you're acting and singing all the time now. Like anytime she can have the spotlight, she's like, hello.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
I was like, whoa, this is Mia. What? This is crazy.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Well, they also, like, used a really cool visual plug-in, which is that they made flashbacks appear on buildings. Like, that was a nice touch, too. Yeah. Right? Like, she's, like, walking down the street, and it's, like, memories on, like, on the side of the building. Yeah.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
So she's saying her life is amazing. She's been traveling, living her best life and Pilar's getting big. And, you know, like life doesn't always have a fairy tale ending. You know, and then we see her and Simon headlines that her and Simon have divorced after 15 months of marriage. I'm like, I'm not sure that relationship had a fairy tale beginning either, to be fair.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
I don't know if it was a fairy tale.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
yeah that was that was all tales that was the the same halloween party where fallon hat was like dressed like was she like a alien or something she had like scales she had like a crazy a very complete costume was she medusa right and she just went running around with like a golf with a golf club Great fairy tale.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
We are recapping Real Housewives of Atlanta today. Before we get into it, some fun updates, which is that our show is going back on the road this week. We are going to be in Cincinnati on Friday night, and we are going to be recapping Summer House. And then the next night, we're going to Minneapolis, and we'll recap Southern Charm.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Wow, I can't believe Simon wasn't the man that you thought, who was the man you thought you were marrying? Because I think we all saw Simon as this. What did you see him as?
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Now, we should have realized that poor show would be coming back to Bravo and bringing her whole cohort because Bravo is having a big hot dog moment. Like every show is focusing on hot dogs these days. So it's only natural that Dennis returns to our screens with hot dog content. Yeah, he's the he's the hot dog pioneer on Bravo.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
You didn't let your guard down. You, you saw a really wealthy guy and you got with him. So then, um, they're all, now we see Portia going downtown. She's in her workout outfit and Portia's like,
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
I don't know if karma works out that way. I think sometimes bad karma is just bad karma. I don't think like, I don't think it, I don't know if it evens out. Like if you have bad karma, then it's your, I think it's just bad karma that you're stuck with, right?
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
And then we are crossing the border into Canada, and we are going to Go to Toronto to recap a classic episode of Roni. Some may say the best episode of all time across maybe all franchises. That is the Berkshires. December, Berkshire County, season eight, episode nine, I believe. that that's what it is. You know, it's the one. It's the one. We're recapping that one.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Yeah, but then she says, but I mean, there's way more to me than I can outshine the best of them. My $9 million house was the second largest sale in Georgia that year. But you know what? I don't even have to get down like that, even though I did just mention that it was the second largest sale. I hate being defined by my walls, which were, did, just as a reminder, they did cost $9 million.
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#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
If you can afford to buy me the cheapest house tequila at the bar, let's do it and drink it in my $9 million house. You know, I might spit it over there and then buy us the good stuff. That's what I'll do.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
Bravo is definitely a dog network. They always highlight the dogs, but this is probably my favorite cat since Captain Gizmo. But also I think it's the only cat since Captain... Is it Captain Gizmo? Is that Naomi's cat? Yeah. Or just Gizmo. Great cat.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
And then she blows Joe's brain by opening up a suitcase and she has for storage purposes, nested another suitcase within the suitcase. And he's like, oh my God, this is crazy. This is like a Russian doll. Jesus. You know, he probably spent like at least a solid three hours considering how like Maddie did that, how she got a suitcase in a suitcase.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
I also like that Maddie, Emmy, who doesn't know what people wear to Vegas, decides ultimately on a dress that's like blue, then copper, then blue, then copper. But each color area is like a landscape. It's like sky and then canyon and then sky and then canyon. It was just not a triumph, I have to say. It's not a triumph. Yeah.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
So Emmy tells us, I'm still like so pissed with everyone for what happened at the lake house. And then we get to see for like the 10th time, a shot of this interaction where they basically were like, we've heard this stuff about Will.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
So then we go to Will saying, my main motivator in going to Vegas is to make sure that Emmy has like a real friend there and someone that has her back. And also maybe when she's passed out, I can find someone on the casino floor.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
They actually do. By the way, they do. I'll tell you one thing. You know, if the moment, if, if the moment strikes the Bellagio, the, the, those bathrooms at the Bellagio on the casino floor, they just, it's perfect. It's perfect. Everyone.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
No, but I've taken a dump there, and I'm trying to say it's really lovely. I was trying to be discreet about it, Ronnie, but you forced my hand.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
Yeah. Well, of course. Well, I'm trying to provide a public service announcement, which is that they have the most soft, they have the softest, most lovely tissue paper that I've ever encountered in my life. Wow. That's a free endorsement.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
Yeah. March is going to be bananas, but we're going to be here for a few weeks, which is nice. But yeah, can't wait to go check out all those cities, including the Super Bowl-winning Philadelphia. So, anywho, today we are talking about a very important show.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
Cause the rumor is that will fucked a girl in a sun hat. I just made that up.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
She really lost her mind. I think cause she's just so on the edge. Like she's just holding on. She's white and knuckling her ability to hold onto this image that they, everything is fine. That like the idea that he might want to wear a sun hat, which would be like frowned upon by his like circle of lawyer friends. She just can't even deal with that. Um,
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
So now everyone's leaving Charleston and they're flying and run the airplane and, and all, all the gang is there and they're happy and they land and they're like, they're just having the best time. They're taking photos in the, in the airport at like one of those things. That's like what goes on in Vegas days in Vegas. And Michael's, Michael's is of course very serious.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
And he's like, although I'm really upset with Emmy, that's work stuff, but we're in Vegas now. And the last thing I want to be thinking about is, is her write-up. Instead, I want to be thinking about what sort of coffees TJ is going to ambush me with. I just am not ready for it yet. Not ready.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
So they're getting into their cars. And so one car has Austin, Brad, Lake and Molly. And Austin is like, wow, how the fuck did I end up in a situationship two days before Vegas? And like, no one, I don't think really cares, but Lake is like, um, you said that you had a girlfriend and that's like not a situationship. That's a relationship.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
Does it me or does Lake always seem like she is stoned out of her head every time she talks?
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
Yeah, I feel like the first two episodes, they didn't really give us, Lake was just there and we didn't understand. But then once they finally decided to make Lake a proper character, no, I really, I think she's a great addition. You like her cats you're in. Just say it. Just say it. Give me a cat. I'm sold. I'm an easy sell. That's the way to my heart. Just a cat. Just a cat.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
I know the Super Bowl was a very important show for the world yesterday, but an even more important show, Southern Hospitality, which continues just to be the best show ever. I think they're having a breakthrough season. I think there was an article, was it in Rolling Stone or was it in Vanity Fair?
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
Piece of shit. Yeah, this is also how you know he's a huge dick, because he's talking about trans-dimensional, unspoken love. That's just the sort of faux deep insight that assholes have when they try to make themselves seem like they have more substance than they actually do.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
so people who say things like we have a trans-dimensional kind of love they don't wear deodorant i'm telling you that right now no and they also only have one dimension they have a trans dimension relationship because they only have one dimension so it's really easy to be trans across it right like There's no other dimensions that need to be crossed. You're just on the one.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
So it's really easy to be trans-dimensional. So Maddie, Joe, the other car is the rest, the cast. It's like the varsity cast members. And so Grace Lilly is back with us and she's like,
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
I know. I was also just like, I was like cracking up at like how, how excited they were for Maddie. But then I also was realistically, I had to check myself because we actually, we are doing our first ever Vegas show in May. And I just know that the moment I see just like the smallest image of us on some LCD screen off the strip on the side of the road, I'll be like, Ronnie, stop the car.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
But there was some ink that was spilled by some legacy media about this show, saying how basically Southern Hospitality, Yeah, it was just one of those articles that's like, hey, you should be watching this show because it's picking up where Vanderpump Rules left off. And it makes me really excited. I mean, this has really been a tremendous season.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
I want to be on the side of the Zook. Okay, guess what? We're going to move our venue to the Zook building, everyone. We should. Ben and Ronnie play the Zook. Zook.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
Oh my God, Zook, Zook. What is Zook, by the way? It's Zook, a musical movie.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
It's just like the royalty-free version of like Shoop. It's like the Shoop that's like slightly different. It's like Zook, Zook-a-Zook, Zook-a-Zook, Zook-a-Zook-a-Zook-a-Zook. It sounds just close enough.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
In other news, tourism has declined, has dropped 3% in Vegas for some strange reason. Oh, God.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
the sphere has released a statement that says, whoa, you need to settle down there a little bit.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
shouldn't be too hard since apparently everyone catches them cheating all the time um and molly goes girl she goes i'm just kidding she's like no girl i'm saying like i want to go do that too so now um emmy is in the car with in the varsity car and her phone rings and it's will and he's like oh my god there's like standstill traffic he may not be able to make it to vegas guys
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
And the two seasons that came before it were really good. But this season is just kind of out of control. Good, great cast. Everyone is really entertaining. So I'm hoping new people start watching the show because it's kind of the future of Bravo right now.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
So they all go to check in. Emmy is like spiraling. She's telling the producer that Will missed his flight. She's like losing her mind. She's saying she's losing her mind because she doesn't want to be alone with the cast. But I think we all know she's losing her mind because she knows Will is planning to have an afternoon delight before he comes to Vegas.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
So then she's like, I just have social anxiety every time I'm left with this group on a trip. And meanwhile, the hotel receptionist, this pretty lady, she's just like making typical receptionist chatter of like, is this your first time here? You know, and Brad's like, hey, well, actually, it's like my third. I've been I've been around, but I don't know at all.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
He's like basically trying to flirt with her.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
Yeah, she's into me. I'm like, yeah, they're basically just very well put together go-go dancers. They will sell you the fantasy. Oh my God, that was such a funny joke. Hope you enjoy your stay.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
What's the name of the guy who has the little dragon? You know what I'm talking about? The little, he's like a little puppet, dragon puppet. It's like, or like there's the guy who has the puppet named like Madam or something.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
Okay, so then... Is it Jeff Dunham or Jeff Durham? Ron Lucas and Scorch. I don't know. People know. If they ever give you a free ticket to a show, don't go.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
If you're bringing Elaine Boosler into it, now I will go see her. I will see Elaine Boosler, I will see my Paula Poundstone, and I will see my Rita Rudner. I will protect them at all costs. Okay.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
Well, cause there are still people in their twenties, right? Like all our shows about 20 year olds, they're now all in their late thirties and forties.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. So Brad is... He's basically like, I'm in Vegas. I'm going to have fun. Now, didn't he do this last year when they went... Am I... Am I incorrect? When they went to Miami, he did the same thing where he was sort of like flirting with what's her face, Lucia. And then he like, then he flirted with another woman right in front of Lucia's face.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
So this is kind of his, he actually kind of has that like fucked up kind of negging thing. Like this is very much like right out of the game, you know, out of whatever the pickup artist name guy was mystery. So I'm just saying like, we're onto you, Brad, we see you. So Lake is basically like, no, you don't get to friend zone me. I friend zone you. Son.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
That's where they are? The Luxor?
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
I thought they were at Resorts World, which I don't even know what Resorts World is. I just thought that's where they were.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
Was the Golden Nugget packed for the weekend?
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
You think, well, cause there's no leaks coming from the ceiling. There's no like army of ants crawling around the walls. I would say it is a little different. Yes.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
She is like climbing Rapunzel's hair to save her and not getting anywhere. Just constant tugging. So Molly's like, you know, I'm not Emmy's biggest fan and I'm still trying to really get our rivalry off the ground this season. I feel like no one's really paying attention to it, but I do feel for her. And then we cut to Brad and he's like,
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
yeah the whole rumor situation this could be interesting i don't believe that whole thing with austin and then we see austin um flashback to austin telling his rumor to everyone but then tj says well i think he's afraid to share because whoever told him he doesn't want to get in trouble and then tj is saying he doesn't he doesn't say he's not saying he doesn't believe it but he also feels like there's more to it and so now tj has a conspiracy he says
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
So Austin just rekindled with his ex-girlfriend and Austin's ex-girlfriend's brother just graduated from the same law school that Will is going to.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
Literally, he could have had the easiest swerve. Like, no. Yeah, just say no. Just say no, it was someone else. He's like, aw. So TJ's like, I think that Austin heard these things from his ex-girlfriend and does not want to repeat it, that he heard it from her, because he's afraid it will sabotage their newfound relationship. Which sounds about right.
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Wow. I'm surprised. I have to say, I really am surprised. So then Lake is asking how far they've gone. Have they gone first base, second base, or third base, or whatever? And he's like, um, define the bases. And so she's trying to be like, yeah, first base is kissing, and second base is touching punanis and things like that. He's like, um, let's keep it at second. I have a question.
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Okay. Yeah. Oh, fucking L. So let's get into it. I think there was something I wanted to bring up at the top of the show. I cannot remember it for the life of me. So let's dive into it. Season three, episode six.
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Which base is providing an unexpected coffee? Is that like first?
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So then Emmy is FaceTiming with Will, and he's like, I'm on my flight. She's like, oh, my God. Thank God. Thank God. Because I think we all thought Will was not going to come to this trip. We thought he was going to take the chance to have a free weekend to basically be unsupervised and get drunk and make out with girls.
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so now everyone's getting ready for dinner and then uh brad comes into his room and she's just like oh my god brad walk into the center of the room i'm the only one in the room here with you oh wait and then surprise mia pops out from behind the curtain and it's like oh my god mia's here and she's basically like yes i'm back i i lost and now i can eat cheeseburgers again
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And she says, I know Austin solely from one dinner I had at the restaurant he worked at on King Street. And listen, I can be a bitch sometimes, but I was never a bitch to him ever. Like if I knew he was gonna call me a bitch, I would have been a bitch to him. I mean, why waste it? So then Mia is basically like, okay, I'm gonna get ready.
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So now everyone is slow motion going into the casino, walking past the cobwebs of the Luxor. And then they enter the Zouk nightclub because they're gonna do like a soundcheck. And Maddie's like, oh my God, this is the nicest dayclub I have ever played at. I'm like, the nicest, the previous nicest one was like the Papa John's on King Street.
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So like, stop acting like you've been playing at these really swanky places.
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ayahuasca too. Have you ever done ayahuasca and then performed? It's just great. So, uh, Grace is like, now they're all at the restaurant and Grace is like, Hey TJ, tell me what's going on with the wieners. Um, which I feel like, is this the first time that Grace has ever talked to TJ? I feel like they've never interacted before. So TJ is like, well, honestly, I've been so stressed out.
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I mean, hot dogs, it's really hard. I mean, there's like a bun, there's a hot dog. You have to put them together. It's just been three weeks of stress.
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And I got buns. I'm still trying to figure out how to get the wieners and the buns, but like, I think we're gonna work, it'll work out. I just have to, just have to pray to God that we can figure out this ratio.
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It's a really complicated dish. So, so Grace Lily's like, oh, by the way, I'm a vegetarian pescatarian, so I can't have any hot dogs. And he's like, no, there's a vegetarian dog.
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Ronnie question as the resident, mainly vegetarian, but little dip into pescetarianism. What is the state of vegetarian hot dogs?
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I think they're weird. Okay, because I don't think I've actually ever had a vegetarian hot dog, and I wanted to know. I feel like probably there was a time where they were really bad, but I feel like vegan and vegetarian technology has really improved, and I just wanted to know if the hot dogs have followed suit.
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Well, let us know if you have a come to Jesus moment like Grace Lilly, because we want to be here for it.
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One of the craziest things is that there was a place here. I don't think it still exists, but it was at the farmer's market here in L.A. And their whole thing was they're like, we're going to serve for our vegetarian hot dog. We're going to serve a carrot and season it like a hot dog. And they were so proud.
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Did it taste like that sometimes?
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Cause to me, I'm like, that just feels like condescending. Like, well, we know you don't eat meat. So we're going to give you a carrot and tell, let's tell you it's a hot dog. It's like, am I an idiot? It's a carrot. Yeah.
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Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Why do we even know that her location was turned off? So Maddie's like, okay, tell us what happened. What happened? And with your beauty competition, whatever. And Grace Lilly's like, did you win, Mia? And she's like, no, I would not be here if I won. Back to reality show TV for me. And Austin's doing that thing where he's just giving uncomfortable looks.
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And Mia's like, well, okay, well, before we even do shots, I just want to get to the bottom of this. I just want to know where you're coming from about that. He's like, did I say that? She goes, yeah, well, that's what they all said. And TJ's like smirking, like, it was me. I said that you said that. He's like, I don't really remember saying that.
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So then the producers basically confront TJ and they're like, were those the words? Because he actually said, I think she's really gross. Not that she's a bitch.
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And Emmy's like, that's what I love about Mia. She'll say it straight. She won't go behind your back. Well, she might, but she'll say it right to your face. I'm like, well, you didn't seem to like it last year when she says right to your face about Will. And then you basically stopped being friends with her for the rest of the season.
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So basically, so Austin starts talking about how they were all out on King Street and seemed like it was fun. And she was like, yeah, it was fun. So I don't understand. And I don't understand why.
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because didn't he say like oh like she was the one like she was you know like there was a bunch he just wasn't that attracted to her like he was yeah he wasn't that attracted to her but that she wrote the number down and then uh he just never texted and it was like whatever but the next week mia came into his bar with another guy and was like i don't need you i'm with this guy and then like
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pointed at whoever she was with at that time. And so he was just like, chill. So based off of that stupid, probably drunken interaction, he's like, she's gross.
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Yeah. And then she kind of insulted his masculinity, you know, by saying, like, actually, I don't need you, which is, like, the biggest offensive, most offensive thing you could say to someone with a mustache who chops and lifts wood, right? Because they're wrapped up in their masculinity and obnoxious and toxic whiz. No, he's gross.
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Yeah. Yeah. They, they, they're just sticking a cassette into their stereo with like a wire coming out of it.
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yeah so she's flirting with him and then maddie is like back in this back in the suite maddie's like do you think i should work on my set like i'm super nervous like what if i go to press play and i hit pause by accident like it could happen joe it could happen he's like hold on let me show you how to press the play button doesn't stop letting joe you really up joe
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So then the next day, uh, everyone's also, also, also just, just point of reference. Will also returns at this time and he immediately gets into bed and he's like, I don't want to, he doesn't want to do anything with me.
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So Maddie's like, oh my God, like what the fuck? I lost sleep last night. Like the whole cheating thing. And then TJ's on the phone being like, I know. Because then we see a flashback of everyone talking about like the latest scandal about Will, which was Austin.
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Matty is waking up the way you'd expect Matty to wake up, which is like, Joe, Joe, give me some water. This Vegas air. Joe. Joe.
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And Mia's like, Will could actually put his penis into someone else's vagina in front of Emmy and she would still make up excuses for him. Oh my God, that's so funny. And you're holding a banana too. So just like totally priceless.
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um so then uh then everyone's like doing their makeup and waking up and like where's grace lily like she's no one's heard from her yet and then people start to kind of saunter into the presidential suite where a whole breakfast buffet is set up so they all come in and will is there and no one's seen will yet because he came in in the middle of the night and they just all ignore him and he's like hey guys like just come on and act like i don't exist it's just so stupid and like very musical just like say hello
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Yes. I mean, I honestly can't believe, but you said that not a lot is happening in this episode when they had a whole discussion about how fresh the fruit is at the buffet and where do they get this fresh fruit? So it's just, they're all sitting around. It's very awkward, you know? Um, and they're waiting for Chris Lilly, et cetera. And they're still talking about the fruit. They do a lot of talk.
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They, um, They are really going to the fruit to avoid having to talk to Will about anything.
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decided to come to the you know austin's been here this entire time he's done nothing but now all of a sudden he's inserted some some rumor in where he last last episode he's like yeah i know a couple uh a couple of people that go to law school with will and i was i was told straight up that he hard cheated on emily yeah it was a hard cheat and he fucked someone at a party yeah it was a hard hard cheating in a bathroom
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I don't know. Honestly, the Zouk is sourcing some amazing produce right now. And then they make some, they kind of rag on Austin because he's like, that's what you get to buy organic guys. And then they're like, oh my God, Austin and his raw milk. And then Mia's saying how milk doesn't seem right to her. And so then Emmy goes, oh my God, I tried my sister's breast milk and it's very good.
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And they're like, she goes, yeah, it's very like vanilla almond milk.
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Maybe her sister just gave her some vanilla almond milk and was like, yeah, it's my breast milk. So, yeah, so Emi is definitely unraveling.
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Yeah. You know what? I can never be more myself. Like when I press play on one thing and then play on another thing and crossfade them. That's just like me being me in that moment.
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Where's Grace? Where's Grace? Where's Grace? Where's Grace? And everyone's getting ready. Everyone's like putting on tanner and things like that or bronzer or whatever. And everyone's getting ready to come down to this whole thing. And Emmy is like talking to Will in the presidential suite and she's like, Should I put on this one? Should I put on this one?
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And he doesn't care what sort of bathing suit she puts on. I mean, this guy is so obviously cheating on her. It's very sad to watch.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
and that was a cross promotion for my new business Serena so then Will is like well I think I'm ready what about you so he just puts on some sunglasses and she's like putting makeup on really hard on her face like I'm happy I'm happy everything's fine yeah so now it's like party party party and everyone's like you're hot you're hot let's drink let's have a shot let's do drinks let's have a shot
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Where's Grace Lilly? Oh my God, the Zouk will be scandalized if she doesn't even show up.
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very slowly puts makeup on and so Joe's like I mean what wait so she said she's tired tired from what she doesn't even work and TJ goes living okay you know what where the fuck is grace like and by the way Joe's like doing his whole thing in the confessional where he's like his shoulders are up because he's so upset and it's actually kind of cute because you he really is like
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He really is kind of like this adorable like side or like a champion for Maddie, you know, you know, if they get married and have kids, he's going to be the dad that has like the five babies like hanging on his like chest on like the baby Bjorn, whatever the kid carrier thing they strap on. He's gonna be holding all that stuff, but he'll be so happy to do it.
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He's like, he just wants to he just wants to make his girl happy right now. So he's like, where the fuck is Grace? This is like, this is going to like fuck things up, man. And Matt's like, I'm going on in 10 minutes. Like, if she doesn't show up, I'm going to be pissed, guys. Not at the Duke.
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So hope you all like that. I hope she's there to be able to sing her four lines that are basically like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if she's not, I don't know how the song could even survive. That's it, everyone. We'll have to see next week. Or I should say we'll see this Thursday if Grace Lilly does show up for her big show at the Zouk.
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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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She sure is swell, it's Raquel.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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She's VVIP, it's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up, it's Beth Ani.
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Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neal.
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Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen, it's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy.
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Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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Give them hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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Listen, You can lift logs, you can have a mustache, but you can't lift logs and have a mustache, okay? Like the writing was on the wall. The guy was a dick. Yeah, the writing was on the log. The writing's on the, yes. So we go back to Maddie's car, she's gossiping still.
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And she's like, it's just like dark as fuck that people are like talking again around town about what he's doing behind her back. I'm like, people, it's you. You're the one who's actively talking behind his back. As you should be, by the way.
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Hello, and welcome to Watch Our Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the wonderful and hilarious Cherubic, Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Cherubic. I like it. Good. How are you doing today? Fantastic. We had such a wonderful weekend out in the mountain zone of the United States.
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I know. I really like Siobhan. Did she get invited? I don't think she made it to Vegas, right? She didn't get on the cast trip, huh? No. Wow. That's rough. That's rough. So then justice for Siobhan and justice for Cloris Leachman too, who deserves to be on that trip. Cloris Leachman has put in some solid years on this show in the background and she needs to be on the cast trip at this point.
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Two concepts I guarantee are not present at Republic Bar and Grill, Starlight and Express. I guarantee it takes a very long time to get a drink and there's no Starlight.
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So Mia, and for those who don't know who Cloris Leachman is, we just encourage you to go back and look at past episodes and you will see there is a Cloris Leachman in a blonde wig waitress at Republic who just sort of lingers in the sides of the show. And like once you realize that she's there, you can never not see her and she's the best.
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
So now we're still in flashbacks of just people talking about Will. So we come back. It's a lot of flashbacks. There's a lot of rumors. And here, just yesterday on the show, they're talking about the rumors. And Brad is like, he hooked up with some chick. And then Austin goes, yeah, she said that he fucked her in a bathroom. And then Maddie goes, another bathroom? Another bathroom?
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#2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut
So yeah, that's kind of his thing, the bathroom. Yeah.
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Right. I mean, it's really important that we don't go to either of them without facts, especially Emmy. Yeah, because I sent her a text last night and we see the text, which was basically, love you, miss you. Just so you know, I'm always here for you. Wanted to give you some space and also maybe a hot dog if you want. It will cost you $4.
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But like I said at work, like I'd love to talk to you at some point, like hand heart emoji emoji. Yeah.
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Three hot dogs. Let's go out to the movies and have ourselves a snack.
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everything's great. Nothing is wrong. I already made five charcuterie platters this morning. So then TJ is like, I just, I don't want to talk to Will, especially like right now. So TJ explains that he hasn't heard from Will at all since the lake house and that he has heard that Will is specifically upset at TJ.
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It was really so tremendous. Thanks to everyone who came out to Salt Lake City and to Denver. And of course, thanks to Angie Kay, who joined us for our Salt Lake City recap. That was so fun. A dream come true.
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yeah i mean like all these people are involving themselves in my relationship like when really it's like no your boyfriend made your relationship everyone else's business and keeps on talking about it to like strangers and like co-workers but i do think that she puts yeah the eggs in the basket which as we already established is like so rude in these times in this economy he like kind of like knows exactly what to say and get out of certain situations and like it just like kind of is just like what it's like to have i know what's kind of like to have like a man who only tells you what you want to hear like it
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This is why the escorting industry is a very legitimate enterprise. It's, you know, because sometimes you just, you just don't, you just want to hear, you know, it's like, we will pay you to tell us what we want to hear. And what's so wrong with that once in a while, you know?
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We're good. The waiter's like, I have to stop asking so many open-ended questions.
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I like that that made it to the news. And now this just in, there has been some concern over avian flu.
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So now we go back to Maddie's car and she's still driving recklessly. And she goes, by the way, I just want to make it clear as motherfucking day to her that she's not alone. And I want her to know that I care for her and support her. I'm here for her. And that's why I want to invite her to Vegas. The most... I just... I am here for you forever. And to prove it, come to Vegas with me.
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Yeah, come to Sin City. But I think we have, before we say anything about the cheating stuff, we have to have the facts. Yeah, except for now. Settle down, Kathy Bates. This isn't Matlock, okay? There's enough circumstantial stuff that you can bring it to Matt, to Emmy.
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Why doesn't Brad have rooms already? Okay. So Brad's asking his brother if he has any advice. And Sean is like, learn to leave the table when you're up so you don't leave down. Oh, God. Yeah, duh. I don't know.
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you want more you want more from this life i was so confused by what sean said because i had not fully moved my brain over to vegas mode so i was thinking he was talking about going to the like going to dinner so like learn to leave the table when you're up so you don't leave down and i was like i don't understand what is this what is this supposed to mean so now we're old-fashioned gambling baby
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We then go over to Lake's crumbling apartment with the roof that is literally sagging in, and she's picking out her stuff, and she's packing in front of her adorable gray cat. I feel like we haven't really spent enough time appreciating this super, super cute cat. I don't know if the cat has a name, but I would say this is... There are not a lot of cats on Bravo.
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Some of our favorite Housewives episodes are when the cast goes on group vacations. I mean, hello, we just watched SLC go nuts in Mexico. Or what about Scary Island? Or what about Morocco? I mean, it goes on and on and on.
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We call each one of the joints our nanny. Crack the nanny's back.
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Pretty much. So Jacqueline's like, okay, so we're good. Like we can relax now, right? Is there anything you need me to get? Do you want me to get you a little small box of Frosted Flakes with some milk for breakfast? I can do that for you. Actually, I'm the only one who can do it here in this entire resort. I will do that for you, Mia. She's like, okay, yeah, all right.
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Well, I just, I just need a shot of tequila. Okay, so that's no on the Frosted Flakes. Got it. I'm on top of it. Tequila.
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I mean, you know, it's not going to make it any better if I go looking for my kids on an empty stomach. So I'm just going to have the cereal. Jack, get the frosted flakes, please.
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So Stacey goes to Kierna's room and Stacey is like, well, I washed and I borrowed toothpaste and deodorant from Giselle. It was a wild and wacky moment between two girlfriends on a vacation. Back to you, Kierna.
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There was like a scene last week where she forgot to pack her toothpaste. So she like knocked on Giselle's door and Giselle came to the door and she was like in her like bonnet and pajamas. And I don't think she was ready to be on TV. She was like, oh, hello. And she asked for toothpaste from Giselle. That's like all it was.
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Well, we're about to have a whole bunch of Robin. Although, poor Robin Dixon. She was the only one in the Traitors trailer who didn't get to say anything. Oh, no.
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She's going to be probably first one eliminated. Let's be honest.
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Who? Like, why did they cast Robin? I just don't understand. She was just fired from Potomac for being a dud. And they're like, well, you know what, though? Let's put her on the marquee reality show in the Comcast... Let's put Robin Dixon on this show that just won the Emmy for best reality show that everyone watches. People who don't even watch reality shows, watch the traders.
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I used to really, really like Robin. I actually would say I loved Robin, but she just kind of wilted. She peed her off. She peed her off.
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I love that for you. Talk about Robin Dixendrius. Talk about Robin Dixon industriousness. Talk about that can-do attitude of Robin Dixon. Yeah. It's time for a commercial.
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So now we're back to Panama City and Stacy's like, can I come here? Can I be in this room?
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Which I didn't know her last name was Stewart until that moment. So basically they're just like laughing about like being roomies and stuff. So now it's time to go to the sprinter van and they're getting in and Stacey's like looking at Ashley's TikTok dancing, I believe. And Ashley's very proud of it as usual.
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You should score one of her TikTok videos. It'll be like an old timey, like, you know, silent film. Badly.
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It'll be more like, like a little, a slight breeze beneath the wings. Cause I don't think she's really flying enough that a full wind could get under the wings, but maybe like a, like a, like a little, like you're blowing out a birthday candle under the wings.
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Ron, I can't wait to do some authentic stuff. When we go on tour this year, can we do some authentic stuff? Let's see if we can do some authentic stuff in San Diego.
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And Giselle's like, as he should. And then we see a flashback to home life, et cetera. And Kierna's like, yeah, yeah.
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So Kierna talks for quite a bit about Greg and about her salon and Greg and moving in. It's been 90 days and now they're on a stricter schedule now and his stuff was there and then her stuff was in the house. They moved in together. You know, all the intricacies and beautiful nuances of bringing boxes over to someone else's house.
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Also, I think that's a really bad sign if your husband's not opening the door for you anymore. I think you need to put a little bit more consideration into this. If he can't do the simplest act of chivalry for his wife, it's not a great sign. Do you think it just lets it shut in her face? Maybe he's just so preoccupied thinking about golfing in Florida that he forgets there's even a door there.
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It's sad that I'm more interested in the logistics of their door opening process than in Kieran's entire life storyline. So Giselle's like, oh, it's okay. Kieran's like, yes, and he started working on some other things that were required. You know what I'm talking about. And Wendy's like, what were you talking about? Authentic stuff? And Giselle's like, oh, he's going down. He's going downtown.
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So Giselle is like, so you want him to go downtown and he's doing that.
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So Giselle is like, so what does Ray have to do to get a slob knob?
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And Giselle is like, I said slob knob. Slob knob, what are you talking about? I don't know.
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That'll save it. So so then Jacqueline is like, girl, we had a whole situation this morning before we got there. And she's like, you and Mia. She's like, yes, we didn't know where the kids were for like two hours. I had to step in with an emergency small box of Apple Jacks. It was scary. But luckily I was there.
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You know, when they say mothers should be accountable, I literally am accountable. They have to be on a counter at all times.
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They say no man is an island, but all boys should be on one. A kitchen island.
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Please. So Ashley's like, wow. She's like, well, the fear that I would have, that I would feel like the gut wrenching, that feeling, like I would just feel that. And like, I have no idea how Mia is sitting here on a bus acting all calm and cool and collected. I'm triggered right now hearing this. Nothing else matters if I don't know the whereabouts of my children. Are they happy? Are they healthy?
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Are they on a kitchen island somewhere? Can we take them to an Ashley furniture and just put them there? put them on something? Are they safe? If I don't see those things, if I don't know those things, you're not going to see me. I'm like, yes, but to be fair, she now knows where the children are and they are safe. So she doesn't have to freak out anymore.
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Those kids are pushing around Tonka trucks on a craps table right now. I guarantee it.
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They think they're on a merry-go-round, but they're just being spun on a roulette wheel. Did I tell you I went to Jumbo's clown room last week?
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Yeah, you know what? I think what they need to do is they need to do a projection of a giant QR code and then everyone can just Venmo their tips.
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Just tattoo your Venmo. I mean, you know, if you go get like a mani-pedi now, a lot of places, they have like a ring with like Venmo QR codes attached to it. And you can just like tip your nail technician just through Venmo, which I think is like the best thing of all time. That's so great.
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Yeah. Yeah, exactly. We'll just put a giant Venmo as our background for crap is on demand. Like tip us for something. I don't know.
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So they arrive, they're going, they'll go to a city and they arrive, it's hot. And Wendy's like, look at the architecture of Panama, authentic. And Jacqueline goes, looks a little bit like Atlanta.
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It's an authentic sample. So she's like, it's home to different shops as well as beautiful churches. This is the architecture I was referring to earlier. The architecture of Atlanta as seen in Panama. It's finally here, like the man on the horse.
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I can't do that thing where people stick their fingers in their mouth and they make that noise. I don't know. Yeah, they make it real loud. I like that. Yeah, when they do this thing, I'm like, how does that even... I don't get how that noise can come out of your mouth by putting your fingers in. I feel like Karen Huger in a breathalyzer. Ray, breathe into this thing.
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They're basically browsing through tchotchkes. They're joking. There's bananas and everything. And then they're trying on hats and hats are too big. And then there's like a fedora and it's like, oh my God, it's giving Michael Jackson doing smooth criminal. And then they're saying, oh, we should get like one for Wendy's daughter for being a great host. They're like, oh, who should we get hats for?
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Bob's so sweet. I know. Let's go to the Chachki shop and get her a $3 gift. Oh, sorry, Ben. No, same thing.
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Um, I... Uh, do they share a nanny? I forget. There's so many nannies and there's so many, there's so many tertiary characters in Mia's life that I just can't really keep track of all of them at this point. There's like the nanny, there's this person, there's that person, there's this person from high school. There's that person who did the joint. There's Dr. What was the doctor's name again?
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It was like Dr. Ball. Dr. Scabby. Dr. McDaddy or Dr. McDaddy.
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Yeah. And she's like, she's like, yeah, but like, why do I not know that they're there? And why are you not answering my phone calls?
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So Ashley says, I am sympathetic to the fact that Mia doesn't know the whereabouts of her children. That's harrowing. But there's some discrepancies about some of the things that she said about Gordon in the past. So I'm like, hmm. So now we see flashbacks of Mia being all over the map about Gordon and everything.
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And Ashley's like, I will tell y'all that if there were me, I would probably have left the trip. I think that she's just trying to get the heat off of her. Because don't forget, one of the issues is that Mia tried to draw Giselle's daughters into the mess and Giselle didn't like that.
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And so now Ash is basically saying that Mia is trying to have a get out of jail free moment by having issues with her kids. Right. Which is not going to work with Giselle anyway, right?
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so in some ways Ashley seems like she might be correct on this one because Mia's like I can't engage about this so then Ashley's like you know being Mia's friend is like exhausting like I've tried to be supportive but like Mia at some point you need to take responsibility for yourself and be a rational adult and human being unacceptable on every front which is funny to hear Ashley say be a rational adult and human being but you know do you
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My heart is racing. I feel for you. I can't believe you didn't know where your children were. If I didn't know where Arabella was at any given moment, I would lose my mind. Where-a-bella, Arabella? Sometimes I go to the grocery store and I see a mini Bonbel and I say, mini Bonbel, what about Arabella? Where is she? And then I realize she's right next to me. Oh, what a relief.
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So then- Don't let him ruin this trip where we've gone to a tchotchke shop in the middle of Central America. This is a trip where we have finally seen architecture. That's authentic. Authentic architecture and tchotchke shops.
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I'm sorry, what did you say? Nothing taught her in sense. Sorry to interrupt. I got very excited as a representative of Mia. And I just want to say this. A lot of times with Mia, when she gets upset, she does lash out. She says things and she doesn't think. But I can assure you, as someone who knows Mia probably better than anyone here, she doesn't mean it. She's going through a lot, everyone.
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It's load timber or whatever. Load timber, yeah. It's load brewery. Bravo launched the season premiere of Southern Hospitality on Thursday when we were still kind of like semi on vacation. We did some recaps last week. Needless to say, we will have a recap of Southern Hospitality because, spoiler alert, it was absolutely amazing. Shockingly amazing.
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If you'd like to say something to her, you can get in line and I will see if she's willing to talk.
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Yeah. So then they all they all like go to this where the gift exchange happens at this rum bar. So they all sort of gather and they are going to taste different. rums and everything. They all order rum, except for, of course, Karen, who decides that she is going to have, I think she has a non-alcoholic drink. And Karen is like, I'm so proud. She's like, you know, I don't have to be sober.
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I'm just not drinking with these bitches. And I think they get the message. Hence, that's why they're all making these elaborate excuses for me not drinking, you know? Oh, I'm so proud of Karen's sobriety, girl.
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She's like, they're saying, oh, I'm so proud of Karen's sobriety.
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I think she'll probably do like two months, but I think she's going to go to jail.
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Yeah, I mean, surely they had access to that video. Surely she had seen that video. So you got to take the deal. Dumb move, dumb move.
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It doesn't feel right anymore. You landed it. You got it right. But yeah, they're doing it. You know, it's funny. They're making fun of each other and they're making fun of how Giselle always goes, um, yeah. So that was kind of funny. And then some things that like Wendy, I guess Wendy, apparently I never noticed it. Can I say something? That's like apparently her go-to phrase to interrupt.
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I don't know how you feel, but that's how I felt. So we'll have that coming up this week. Before we dive into Potomac, though, I just want to talk a little bit about the ballot because I'm so excited. The ballot is live. The link is at WatcherCrabbins.com.
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Yeah, he really does. Well, he's the perfect type for it. So then he basically, we have flashbacks to Mia saying, my ex was really good and bad.
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Blowing kisses in the wind. So, um, yeah. So they're like, so now Jacqueline's being coy. She's like, I really don't recall. And then Mia is, it's like, the story's always changing with whatever's going on. Like they shared a guy at some point. Was it Ink? Was it not Ink? And then it's like, oh no, it was a different guy. It was like Ink's friend.
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But then the four of them all took a shower together. So maybe there was foreplay that happened in the shower with Inc and Jacqueline. It's hard to say. And then we see a flashback of last year. Oh, my God. Jacqueline and Mia took a shower together in Miami. So it's like all this stuff. And the thing that struck me, what was so odd is like Jacqueline is trying to.
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say something she's like well i was 20 years ago and i'm not it's not the person that i what i am now i was exploring because you're always allowed to explore blah blah blah and mia's like she mia tells us she's like um okay quiet jacklyn you're saying too much like enough enough zip it zip it i'm like yeah you're the one who opened this all up it was you you who got the reason why anyone knows anything is because of you and now you're gonna tell jacklyn to be quiet
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It's also on our social media, but I'm not going to go through nominations because this is the wide net round where we have lots of names and things in all the categories, and it's up to you guys to whittle it down. And then our top five from each category will be the official nominations, and those will come out mid-month.
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I've never had a Lunchable, but my favorite, favorite thing that I loved were handy snacks. You know, was that what you were talking about?
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Or a snack. And I got that little red like thing, the stick that you put into that cheese, that fake cheese you spread on the cracker.
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I love that. And what I'd always do is the first two crackers, because I think there was three, maybe there was four. The first few crackers, I'd put like a decent coating on, nothing major, but I would save like a big cheese moment. The final one, I'd be like, load it with all the cheese. So you have this big like cheese cracker moment. Ugh, just the best.
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And I said, excuse me, I have to stop this bukkake because my friend needs some honey smacks. I'll be right back with a small box of those for you.
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And then we hugged. And I said, you know what, Mia? You can't spell bukkake without a K, which is my way of saying, would you like some special K? The cereal in this case.
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She's like, yep. you do yeah so an hour later they all change and then they come out and then um they all are in their evening looks and they're not they're listen i don't blame them this seems like not a great place to change into an outfit the back bathroom of a rum bar so they come out they could have worn what they were wearing here to the night thing i mean i know it's housewives but
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I get the sense that the resort is far away from civilization, so they don't want to go back there, but couldn't they have found some hotel in the city and rented a room or two for the night, and then that way they could just have a home base? I don't know. But either way, now they go back into the Sprinter van and Mia FaceTimes with Ink and she's like, oh my God, I love you.
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But the categories are Best Bravo Show of the Year, Bravo Liberty of the Year, best non-Housewives show, best moment, best fight, best villain, most cringe, the worst, biggest fail, best newbie, best quote, best supporting character, Biggest scandal, best group scene. That's a new one. And also another new one, most chaotic.
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I wish I can come over. I think that like when I land on Saturday, I'm just going to like get back on another flight and I'm just going to like come directly to you.
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So yeah, it's really convenient that Mia has the backup kid because there was also that issue where she flubbed and she goes, well, my children's dads. And they're like, children's dads? She goes, oh yeah, I've got another kid. Oh, shoot. And now it's like, wait, you're going to Atlanta? I've got another kid in Atlanta. It's like, oh shoot, can't quite get her.
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my camera right now you might want to point the phone to the camera because I'm shirtless so and Mia's like oh my god tell TJ to put his pecs away and TJ goes well actually you've got your pecs out she goes um I have breasts and you have pecs Stacy goes correction I mean I don't see TJ without a shirt often so when so I was just like wow that was a surprise ha ha ha ha ha
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A toast to authentic things. By the way, the restaurant's called Cannibal. I don't know. They're back. Yeah.
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He had cannibal kink, but it was upsetting enough that he had to disappear to the Caribbean and become a rental car salesman for a little bit. But he's coming back.
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Well, you know. Anyway, so Wendy, she's like, yeah, toast to Panama. So then Stacey's like, Kay, there's some stuff that I read about you about your court case. And we see there's a headline that Kieran is suing Debra. She goes, how are things coming along with that? She goes, oh, yeah, well, it's going great.
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And Giselle's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Start from the beginning. I'm like, start from the beginning? What else do you need to know? You were there, you saw it. Debra attacked Kierna.
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And for some reason, I'm just happy to see it through and get some justice. So basically, yeah, she's suing, like it's a civil suit and a criminal suit. And Giselle's like, but civil, you know she doesn't have any money.
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Well, that's good because I'm pretty sure the dog and the cat are not going to be able to pay it. And so. Yeah, Debra's not paying you shit. But, you know, good luck. But I think she's totally right. It's not her problem. Ultimately, it's about justice more than the money. Yeah, you hit somebody, you get sued. That's just how it is. Yeah, exactly.
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So they order, Giselle orders some food for Karen, orders ribs for Karen. And, you know, Wendy talks about how Karen and Giselle really, at the end, they really love each other. And Wendy asks about shopping and Kierna's saying that Ashley walked out. She's like, yeah, it was great. But Ashley walked out and Ashley's like, yeah, shopping was a little overwhelming for me today.
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So thank you to everyone who responded to our Instagram posts when we're looking for ideas. That was really, really helpful. It's a really fun ballot. I think it's a really hard one, too. It was a great year at Bravo. Now, what's also exciting is that we do have some nice peacock representation this year and even Hulu with Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
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Yeah. And Mia's like, it took everything in me not to go to the airport and take my ass to Atlanta to see Ink. It was so hard.
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And Mia's like, but what do I do? How do I go to like a judge and say he's like an unfit father? Like he's never even harmed the kids. And Karen's like, but Mia, you have full custody, right? I'm like, isn't that, Mia has full custody. So isn't like, you don't even, I don't get it. I guess maybe she was asking about maybe a, what do you call it, restraining order?
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Because it sounds like the custody has already worked out.
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Perhaps I would have taken me two hours if I hadn't crashed into a median on the way, but you know, you get the point.
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We decided to welcome them under the umbrella of the crappies. And I think our lives are all the richer for it.
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And Giselle's like, well, you apologize if you really mean it.
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And then my life is kind of, is really kind of like wild and crazy, but I'm at least being authentic. It's like, you're not
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under a microscope it's just that you tell one story to your friends and make them sit down and have a serious moment and they hold your hands and they actually like put energy into trying to help you and then they go on social media and they see a totally different story it's not a microscope it's a billboard
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I mean, we love our children. I believe the children are our future. But you know what? Sometimes if I'm going on a cruise, it's kind of nice to, you know, have all adults. Am I right? Virgin Voyages have been voted world's best by Travel and Leisure and Condé Nast readers for the second year in a row. Experience it for yourself.
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No, I will not stop because she has been the center of conversation for every single table conversation. It's like, yeah, I think that was what she's trying to do. She's trying to be the center for the show. She has something to discuss because of the things she's done. And so we get a flashback of Mia.
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Yeah, and basically it's a series of flashbacks to show that Jacqueline, like, jumping up to Mia's aid to speak for Mia, be a spokesperson, be like, be careful. She might have cancer. Or like, you don't understand what she just went through. She broke a nail earlier this morning. You guys have to be more considerate.
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So we see all these flashbacks because they're like, Jacqueline, you're going to make a fool of yourself yet again on this if you try to die on this hill for her. Yeah.
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When he's like, yes, and authentic stuff in Panama. And there is no liberation going on at this fucking table. It's just a bunch of miserable fucking bitches, okay?
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So then Wendy is like, well, those 613 girls. And she just laughs. And Stacy's like, what's a 613? And Wendy's like, it's the shade of blonde. It's 613. That's 613. She's like, well, I was like, is that an area code? Are we calling someone? Are we giving out a special prize sweepstakes? Congratulations. You just won a million dollars. The area code 613.
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Like, no, 613 is like, you know, blonde, blonde, blonde is the color, like blonde moment. Like, oh, okay. I get it now.
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And then Giselle's like, well, you wore that when you were a stripper, right? Because it was like her blonde wig.
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But you know what? I forgive it. Even though I may face jail time because of that 613 squirrel. It's all right. I learned to forgive and I hope you all forgive Mia for that too. And Mia's like,
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I'm just humiliated by the riches. It really is. I mean, there's a lot of, lot of good stuff on Bravo right now. So we are hashtag blessed to be doing this job. Now does Potomac count?
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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Have a heck of a time with Rebecca. She sure is swell. It's Raquel.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
It's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder-Baron. She's a whiz. It's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it. It's Lola Alcalani.
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She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
Yeah, it was. I think it's been like a really strong season, although the past few weeks have been kind of faltering a little bit. Maybe like Bravo timed it that way. So that way some of the week episodes aired during the holidays when we weren't paying as much attention. I'm hoping it writes its ship because this week's episode was like maybe not the most compelling for me.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
I'm rooting for the show and I think the show has done a great job. But yeah, I'm with you, Ronnie. Overall, you know.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
But you know what? I think that Bravo, Bravo has a lot of different shows, so they don't all have to go on for 14 to 16 episodes. Some can be nine episode seasons. Some like certain shows can do the 14, but this one, like we should have been like a 12 episode order and just like, just like tight, just we could tighten it up that way.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
We don't have to sit through endless scenes of patter about who knows what, like we could just get to the good stuff, you know, and just like do.
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Well, the holidays have come and gone, and let me tell you something. It feels nice to give my home a little TLC after all that chaos and hubbub of December.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
Yeah, the tail end of last episode was her saying that basically Gordon was insisting that he takes the kids, and then he takes the kids, and then he drops them off four hours away later. Which, you know, I have to say, as much as we're always like, Gordon's a maniac, every time Mia says that, it's sort of funny, because it feels like she goes that really quickly.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
But at the same time, it is probably very difficult to deal with this situation. And I was like... This really sucks. This definitely really sucks for me. Like that is when you're on vacation and you have like a spouse who is basically playing games and being like, OK, I'm going to pick up the kids and drop them off somewhere and make like ruin your vacation because people do this.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
And it's so fucked up that like that that separated couples do this. But I've definitely seen this kind of these kind of hijinks happen before.
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Oh, yeah. And then Jacqueline is like, yeah. And so we came over and he took the kids because he wants to control Mia and he uses the kids to do so. So now we come back and Mia and Jacqueline, they're just like on the patio now. And Mia's like, I'm just trying not to panic. I'm not going to have a whole panic attack.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
And she just talks about why, like, this is another example of why she's getting a divorce and everything. So she's like sort of like losing her mind, et cetera. And Jacqueline's like, I'm going to take care of it. Okay. Number one, best friend, but not a sidekick, but number one, best friend. We're going to handle it.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
I just love that she got so mad earlier in the season about when she was accused of being up Mia's ass. And she's like, I am not. I am my own person. And literally every episode since then has been her. Be like, I have this. Don't you worry. I'm the one who can do this for you and no one else. Yeah.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
Yeah, it's just the C word. The kids are at Cup Fitness getting a workout in. So she's like, if I can confirm that, then I can go about my day because if they're with her, then they're good. And they're like, so someone's like, hey, what's going on on the phone? And Jacqueline's like, excuse me, Mia can't talk. So I'm her representative. Jacqueline, we're having a little bit of an emergency.
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Mia doesn't know where Jeremiah and Juliana are. And also, where is Ink? Is he behind a counter? Okay, good. You found him. Okay, did Gordon drop them off at the C-Words house? And they're like, yeah. Yeah.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
Right. Do you feel like Mia and Gordon had a plan like, oh, yeah, he's like, I'm drop the kids off tomorrow at this place. And then she's like, yeah, sure. And then she goes on camera and then acts like she had no idea this was going to happen.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
Wouldn't have happened if I were there. Jacqueline, number one sidekick to that girl. I'm the best friend that girl could have had.
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
All I have to say is The Boy Who Cried Wolf shows why it's important to have mental health resources. Because that child, for some reason, he went out there and decided he was going to make up a tale about wolves every single day. And he needed someone to talk to, I think. Yeah. That's what we've decided. Okay, so Jacqueline's like, okay, well... The person's like, yeah, the kids are with us.
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And Jacqueline's like, okay, well, we just couldn't get in contact with Gordon. And he wasn't answering his phone. And we called the C word and she didn't answer. So Mia's just kind of freaking out. She's having a panic attack. She doesn't even know where they are. Look at her. She's lost her mind. And Mia's like...
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#2676 RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack
Honestly, it's just really convenient that Wayfair has everything our home needs. I mean, because I'm going to get a coffee table, I might get a lamp, and it's just all there on the website.
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Yeah, actually, Kenny, have your mom like, OK, I just texted your mom to confirm and she hasn't responded. So I just want to make sure that they're there because Gordon hasn't responded. And I'm actually ecstatic to know they're with your mom. But I just want to know if they're where they were, because now that I know that it's comforting. I'm like, so have you found the kids?
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Have you not found the kids? What's going on here?
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And she's like running all over the room and her poor gay is following her around just trying to undo the straps on that dress. He spent all morning shoving her into, you know, he had to sit on her like a suitcase to get her into that thing. He was just like, oh, this is how ladies get their suitcases closed. Like Cameron from Real Housewives of Dallas, just like tying that thing.
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Yeah, well, they should have just told Mia, we're not following your gay around with his corset strings, okay? You're done. We're taking the camera back.
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But also, I like that Wendy always turns into a lawyer when she's got a point. Like, well...
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here's my here's my evidence you said he's your best friend and the best friend wouldn't lie you're on housewives best friends lie on you all the time what are you talking about she also starts pointing with all five of her fingers she goes okay and she like takes her palm and she rotates it a little bit to the right and then she starts pointing with it it's like a little fin i love when she does that um so andy's like you want to call tj call tj
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Andy loves this shit. You know, it's like Andy's favorite thing to happen. And she's like, I absolutely do not want to call TJ. So they all start demanding it and yelling at her like, you better call TJ.
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So he's like, well, why would she say it? And he's like, everybody, hold on. I'm the messy one here right now. You want to call TJ? Let's ask him about his boob job. Come on. And Stacey's like, well, I would love to see the tape because I'm not going to speak on something that I know is a lie.
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tray tours over there so uh go check us out on patreon and that's that so another huge announcement potomac is ending today and it's going to be the last time we see this exact group of women for a long time because karen's going to be in priz and yeah um who knows what's happening with mia i don't know what do you think's going to happen with her
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This is literally the whole hour. So if everybody wants to hear the end, that's how it ends. It's just this for another hour. But I was cracking up the whole time. So all they really need to do... First of all, don't... Don't play to Mia's hand anymore. I think they should say, Mia, we've got an old man out here waiting for a steak and a lobster. He's got a couple of hundies in his palm.
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And just have her come back out, take the shit out the camera, and show me the footage, okay? Stop playing to Mia. It's making me crazy. So they're still going back. It's like, oh, my God. Oh, now we see Mia finally walking out.
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And so she can't find the door. It's like watching Severance.
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And they're like, oh, and Wendy just goes, the way they're going to roll the tape on you, Stacey. Oh, the way they're going to roll the tape. And so they're like, OK, we'll come up with another story. And they're just all badgering her about it. So Andy asked for Eddie to come out and they all start chanting, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. Bring Eddie out.
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So they talk to Karen's picture and they're like, oh, I know, Karen, you're probably missing this, right? And Karen goes, you've been vindicated, Karen.
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And Wendy's like, Eddie's the first husband in history to get first chair. And Eddie's like, no, actually, no, he's not. But nice try. Okay, sit down, Eddie. And so they ask him about this. And he's like, well, he said he wasn't invited. And he said he's never going to be in D.C. again because someone owes his money. And Stacey's like, who?
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uh you and she's like i don't believe it he's like yeah well he said that she paid him to be here he said she paid him to be on the reunion or the show let's get this specifically because we're gonna make two separate phone calls about this later he's like no i didn't get that level of detail but she said he said she paid him
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#2746 RHOP S9E20 Reunion 3: Rent a Poor
But I took this as Jacqueline telling her that's not very Christian-like. I think she was saying it to What's-Her-Buns. You know who I mean. Stacey, I think she was saying that's not very Christian-like because Giselle's like, speak on that. Speak on that, Jacqueline. And so Eddie's like, well, I called him because we just wanted to know where he was.
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It wasn't anything messy at all, you know, which is why we were waiting for the cameras to be there in the men's dressing room when we called him to get this all on camera. Like, I don't necessarily believe him either, you know. So he's like, you know, and we're like, are you there?
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And he said he's tired of this narrative that was being painted of him being this flamboyant person and being, listen, you're the person who painted that picture. You're the one who showed up on Watch What Happens Live in your gay pride shirt. Get out of here.
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No one's painting that picture but you, sir. Okay. If you don't like it, put down the finger paints.
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No? Okay. Did you ever play poker with TJ and possibly not give him his payout? Has TJ ever bought a scratch-off ticket that you bought that maybe was $5 and now there's a... I'm just fine. Any money?
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And she's like, I don't owe him any money. I just don't understand what capacity I could owe him money. I mean, I didn't like the relationship because of the pressure, and that's why I got out. So maybe he's upset about that. I just can't imagine him saying this stuff because it's just not true. And I just wholeheartedly don't believe it. And Wendy's like, oh, you still don't believe it?
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You still don't believe it? And she's like, it's
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I think there was a good chance of her being fired if Karen hadn't been sent to Priz, I think. But I don't think they're going to get rid of her now.
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So it's like, oh, so he's just making stuff up? Yes, that's what pieces of shit little bottom-feeding users do when they are cut off from attention. Look at him getting himself more attention on TV. So Eddie's like, well, you know, I would say it didn't sound like he was upset he wasn't here and you guys aren't together.
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He was upset because of, A, the story that's being painted of him, which, again, that's his own fault. And B, you know, you were doing dealings with him that he was unhappy with.
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Yeah, because it – yeah. So, Stacey's like, well, I love Wendy, and out of love for you, I have a certain amount of respect for your husband, even though I really don't understand his sports coat right now. But I just don't know you to be liars.
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Yeah. And Lenny's like, well, call him right now on FaceTime. And she's like, oh, we are no longer together, and I don't owe him a call. So they're like, well, wait a minute. So why would you be okay with him showing up, but you wouldn't be okay with a call? Well, I don't have an unlimited plan, okay?
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So Wendy's like, you're Eddie Whistledown. And he's like, I'm Eddie the Whistleblower. So they're applauding him. And Giselle's like, well, he just came and told the truth.
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And she's like, let me be clear. I don't need an accessory. And I'm not going to say it again. And Giselle's like, nobody believes you. Nobody believes you. And she's like, the world won't believe you either.
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And Andy's like, well, the control room, who can't even seem to wrestle the tape out of Mia's cleavage, is telling me that he did say it. So, come on. Control room? Right now?
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Right now? Down the well? Where? Lassie? Where? Okay, okay. They're gonna bring it out on my phone, okay? And I'm gonna show it to you.
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So he's like, you want to come over here? She's like, I can't stand up in this dress, Andy, and if I go bend down over you, my boobs are going to fall all over your face.
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#2746 RHOP S9E20 Reunion 3: Rent a Poor
Well, what about me? I can't get up either. It's like no one can move.
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All right. So, we see the footage. Meanwhile, Ashley's over there messing with her dress because she's got this big dress with tinfoil coming out. That girl looks like when, you know, when you take food home from a restaurant and it's wrapped in tinfoil and you're like, I'm going to save this for tomorrow. But then you're kind of drunk and you just rip it open and just start binging out of it.
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That's what Ashley looks like. She looks like a piece of chicken that she couldn't help eating at like two in the morning. So he shows her the tape, and it's, you know, we've seen most of this. And he's like, well, I'm not ever going to be in D.C. again. You know she's paying me to do the show, man. And everyone's like, what? And Stacey goes, I didn't hear that. What did he say?
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And they're like, oh, for Christ's sake. So they have to rewind it so she can really get it through her head that he said it. And he says it again. You know she's paying me to do the show. Like, come on. You got to talk to that girl. Tell her to give me my money. Wow.
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So TJ's like, she's whack, man. So that's it. So he gets off. And Andy's like, wow, he called you whack. That's the worst thing I've ever heard. And Jacqueline goes, oh, wow. So you were calling Mia and me a liar? And they're like, oh, no, you're liars too. Giselle goes, yeah, Mia is a liar. So whatever.
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Yeah, you've got to show up to work, especially when you're missing somebody. You can't just all not show up to work. What is this, Southern Charm, where half the cast is just like, I'm tired, and they leave? So she leaves crying, and I'd be crying, too. She might just be leaving because that dress is so tight. I mean, my gosh, that thing looks painful. What women have to go through.
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doesn't that doesn't uh negate uh mia being a liar sorry nice try though so stacy's like and kieran is like so that's your best friend and stacy's like well it's one thing to see someone disrespect you and make you question your relationship but this is hurtful it's just so very hurtful that's all i can say i just can't imagine him saying that this is ai this is ai sounds like man
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So she's like, you know, I can't believe someone who prides themselves on being a man of God and being honest and someone I think loves me, even if we're not together, to say that. I've never paid him a dime and I've never owed him anything.
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And Stacy's like, I'm hurt. So he's like, okay, well, did you say if you come shoot with me, I'll pay your expenses? And she's like, I've never paid him. It's just not true. It's just not true. Well, for the record, can I just say, you can feel how you want to feel. And I'm sorry you're going through it. But most importantly, my husband did not lie. I was like, Wendy, this is not about Eddie.
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That's just so mean. And he's like, yeah, it is mean. I just don't get it. And, you know, let me tell you this. Hurt people. Hurt people. Everyone's like, oh, please shut up. This is bullshit. You need to stop. And so Stacy, this is when Stacy brings up her, you know, listen, you all had doubts about TJ and you speak very poorly of him.
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I mean, I'm considered dressed to the nines today because I have a shirt with a collar on it.
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But now when he gives you something salacious to use against me, suddenly he's like the pinnacle of truth. So what the fuck? And you're going to believe him over me. And Andy goes, oh, I thought you were going to say you guys were right about TJ. I mean, don't you think this is the moment we could have Stacy apologize? No, she doesn't owe them anything. I think they're being monsters.
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I think this lady at least is owed the benefit of the doubt.
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So he's like, so they're like, call him, call him, call him. She goes, I absolutely will be calling him with my attorney. And they're like, oh, geez, come on now.
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Now, I could pull a Mia and just push my moves up, and I think that that kind of would give me that, but I couldn't sit like that all day. It's just too much move.
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Now it's the next segment. And Kieran is like, yeah, these crystals are eating my ass up. Everyone is dressed so uncomfortably. So then he's asking Stacey what the best-selling item is that she ever sold on QVC. And she's like, jeans, because I was wearing them. And he's like, yeah, really? And she goes, well, the only other thing I ever sold was a beard.
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Those went pretty well, because I use those as well.
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So it's the Karen's drunk segment again, because we've already had the segment, but let's do it again. Why not? So Giselle's saying that she was just shocked. And then we see a clip of her and Karen at lunch. And Giselle's saying, well, you're going to go to court at some point, or did you already go to court?
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And she goes, well, you can read the newspapers, Lost Magazine, New York Times, whatever you would like. I'm in all of them. And she's like, well, I'm just, I'm not trying to be messy. And then the waiter comes over and he's like, this woman, Karen, has never had a drink here ever, ever. We also don't have a liquor license, but still.
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They're all like, yes, Karen's a drunk. Everybody knows, anyone with a TV knows this. And he's like, well, but do you think that she had a drinking problem or do you think that she has a drinking problem? Those are your choices. Okay. So basically, I think he's saying, do you think she had one or that she has one?
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which is not a drinking problem, okay? That's like seeing a hole in your wall and putting spackle in it, okay? It's just doing what needs to be done. Sure. So they're like, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, she's like, well, I said it to Giselle. So then we see the clip of her telling the whole party, well, she called me and she was a little lady. And so Jacqueline was like, well, I wasn't being malicious. And then she dragged me the entire season over that one little piece of conversation. I was just out of concern. So I agree that Karen went too hard on her for that.
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But listen, an alcoholic is not going to like you talking about their alcoholism.
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okay until they say they're an alcoholic and then that's all they want to talk about okay once you say i'm an alcoholic then you never shut the fuck up about it for the rest of your life okay but we're not there yet so then well yeah and also karen was like oh i found someone i can be who could be my punching bag i can make this like this is gonna be who i can deflect onto the whole season too
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So she's like, I wasn't being malicious. And Giselle says, yeah, you know, but her problem was she was supposed to be going to court during filming and all of this stuff could have been used against her. And so that's why she was pissed. So Wendy's like, Giselle, I would agree with you, but we know that Karen continuously pushed her court case back.
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And I found that odd because I would have rather gone to court before the show aired. Well, she was doing that so you guys couldn't use it against her on camera the whole time.
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you know i think also a terrible legal counsel let's not let's not overlook that part which is about to be discussed very shortly yeah so then we talk about the balloons jacqueline bringing the balloons and she wasn't being shady she was just there in peace which is of course bullshit and she's like well initially you know it was because she came after my child's father lord
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This is why they can't fire Karen no matter what. That shit's hilarious. So then he's like, OK, we're going to move on. You're boring. So, Kierna, you've been a close Karen ally. Do you regret defending her? She's like, well, you know, I have a social work clinic with Greg. And so it would have been nice if she had just come to that.
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Would you stop trying to plug, what do you guys get out of this social work company? Like how much money are you making that you need to plug it this much? Is it like premium social work? Like we're going to come pick the children, but we're going to do it wearing a suit and we're going to feed them very nice fruit roll-ups in the car. Like what is this white glove fucking social work stuff?
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And Stacey says, well, maybe she didn't remember what happened. Show me the tape! And they're thinking that's the first time she saw it. And Wendy's like, well, weeks ago, it was reported that head counsel asked for the footage. So they had the footage. And I'm with Wendy on this one, because I don't believe that there's a piece of footage on Earth that Karen is in that Karen is not going to watch.
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I think that she would be like, you've got more footage of me? Oh, it's the drunk driving episode. Let's watch it. I look amazing during that. Can we use a little bit of clip of that? Get the Thomas Jefferson's concubine and let's just use that clip for Instagram. I look amazing. Hashtag home goods, just in case.
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So Giselle's like, well, it's delusion. You know, she pushed it and she didn't want to take any deal. And Andy goes, what? She was offered a deal? And she was offered two deals. And Giselle heard that it was six months house arrest or 60 days jail.
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And Kierna's like, oh, good. Greg can go home. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to I'm about to get wore out the way I dragged Greg up in here. Well, Greg's the one who claims he doesn't want to be on TV. So you just did him a favor. I'm not going to listen to Greg complain about it. You know? Yeah. So Andy's like, well, Stacy, I know you didn't want TJ to come today. And we invited TJ to come.
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OK, so she's saying that there had been a person driving the car or in the car with Karen who was actually driving the vehicle. This is what a journalist told her. And so we see the body cam footage and Karen does say that in the footage. She's like, well, you know, Ray, this is the security that you got me.
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And that's your fault, Ray, because they actually fled the scene, which I think was Karen just lying then to get herself out. Yes. Yeah.
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No, please don't ask me anymore. I will not say a thing. I'm a good person and I will not say this thing. And so they're like, wow, Wendy's strong, huh? So Andy's like, okay, well, we're going to leave it there. Jacqueline, thank you for the nothing that you bring to this show. Please leave. And she's like, bye, everybody. I'm not a liar. You're a liar. OK, welcome back.
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We're going to wrap things up. Just kidding. It's going to be another 45 minutes of this episode. But we want to show a scene that Karen shot. It's extremely important and very personal. Let's roll the tape of Karen.
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I really wanted to ask him this very important question. Did you get any boobs?
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I'm sorry. That was Dr. Gregg from Married to Medicine's new single, I'm a Man and I'm Sick of Bullshit. Can we roll the proper footage, please?
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so uh did you watch that last night marriage i didn't know i have not watched it yet was he singing tell me he wasn't singing greg started a fight with quad's new boyfriend on their vacation and the boyfriend came running after greg to beat him up but they separated him he never touched greg but greg still filed a police report against this guy to try and get him to go to jail and they're like greg it's not battery if he didn't touch you he's like
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And he's written a song. And he's like...
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And so I did not have time to watch marriage medicine last night before I was watching real quality music, uh, or real quality creativity, which is Dr. Greg is singing his song. So that shit was funny. So anyway, we see this scene that Karen shot, and it's the same day, probably, that she shot her other thing. She looks like the same glam.
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She's like glam to the nines, like, here I am, just reading in bed. I'm reading a book on wicks. It's called John Wick. Sophie Wicks. He's only got four, so I've got him beat.
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So, yeah, she's first getting out there that she's never seen this tape. And Giselle's like, I don't believe that. And Ray's like, I didn't watch the tape either. Well, then you fucking both deserve to go to jail. Who has evidence that they're like, okay, so I might be going to prison. Who needs to look at the evidence?
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He just, she just told, I mean, are you kidding? Ray's going to watch that. It's like Ray's, if it was a film, it would be called almost, you know, free. The story of how Ray almost gets to go to Florida.
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As the credits rolled, one thing I thought to myself was, where's the applause? That was an amazing performance, whoever that woman was.
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Well, it helped me to see it because... I blacked out before the impact, Ray. So according to David's testimony, when I hit the tree, I was already blacked out. And he's like, but they were doing construction on the road. Ray, stop enrabling her. You are the worst enabler I've ever heard. This is like beyond it. It's enrablement. Just stop coming up with fucking excuses.
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Yeah, she starts this whole like, oh, yeah, I started taking antidepressants, but then I needed more and more antidepressants. That is not how antidepressants work. This is such bullshit. You've never heard of anybody overdosing on their Prozac. It's just not true. That's not true.
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Now, maybe mixing them with alcohol can be ugly, but you should know that if you've been on these for seven years, then you should know not to be mixing them with alcohol. So she's like, well, I opened a beer, but I said, I don't want beer. So I had a champagne, which is nothing. It's basically water. But I had forgotten.
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That I had taken the medication, even though I've been overdosing on it for seven years now. I'm like, Karen, just stop. It doesn't make it any better if you took too much medication and drove. It's still driving under the influence. And this is your fourth fucking time, lady. Just stop. My God.
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And she's like, well, you know, I never drink and drive. No, he doesn't know that because her next thing is, you and I have an agreement, right? I have a driver. So many rumors because I have a driver. You know that. He goes, yeah, you know, that's interesting part because they got into that whole blue eyes thing because you have a driver that has blue eyes, right?
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You guys, you're really trying to cover your ass for all of the seasons in a row. Yes. This is not going to work. And then we cut to the ladies reacting and Giselle's like, oh my God, I can't. I can't.
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Yeah, so he really did say that. I was shocked that this was the revelation. I'm shocked that I was shocked because everybody has been saying online that this is going to be the revelation. But I was surprised that it was actually that. I thought they were going to kind of miss out in the end and be like, oh, TJ says he's got a big wiener, you know, and that was going to be the big revelation.
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And also, I know that I've already said this in this recap, but Karen, it turns out she not only got that one years ago, she also had two others that were expunged or not put on her record or whatever. Apparently, this is the fourth. So this is crazy. You know what's also funny, by the way?
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And I don't blame them because this is just, this is too much. I mean, it's bad enough to do your whole thing at the beginning, your whole speech at the beginning. But now to have this where you're just like, let's shoot a scene of me in full glam where I'm taking responsibility for nothing and blaming meds that a ton of people are on because they need them.
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And I'm going to try and villainize, you know, meds instead, which is just ridiculous.
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Ray's like, well, before you beat yourself up too bad. He pulls out like a big pie chart on a poster board. He's like, did you know that there are 6,000, there are 6 million car crashes every year in the United States and... 97,000 people addicted to peanuts.
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I will be going to a wellness clinic and getting facials for 48 hours to show America that I care. So he's like, that is just beautiful. That is beautiful. So is this place okay for the Grand Dame? And she's like, listen, I was Karen Hugo before the Grand Dame, and I'm going to retire the Grand Dame, and I'm going to be just Karen. That's me, just Karen, because Karen is enough.
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thing, but apparently, yeah, he's accusing her of paying him, which TJ, you're an under five bitch. If someone is paying you, keep your mouth shut and keep getting the money. I don't believe TJ. What do you think?
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Well, with maybe a couple of blue cheese stuffed olives in it. Ray, please stop.
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That was so funny to me. And he was like, but it looked like she was trying to accept responsibility. They're like, oh, please. Until she started talking about not even drinking a beer. And someone's like, oh, what about the beers in the car? There were like open beers found in the car. He's like, oh God. Okay. So Giselle's like, were you drinking? Yes or no? He's like, okay. Okay.
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So Ashley goes, well, I was on the train here and I was sitting next to this guy and I told him I was on the show. And he said, oh, oh, oh, I'm going to Google it. So he Googles it and he's like, oh, I know this lady. I used to go to this restaurant in the mall and she'd be wasted there every single day.
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And Wendy's like, well, that's what I was going to say. But when I said that I wasn't going to say anything, remember, and then you guys were supposed to keep asking me, but you stopped asking me. Well, that's what I was going to say is I also go to a place for lunch. And whenever I go in there, the waiter says, do you know Karen Hugo? She's drunk every day here. Okay.
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Can we could just go back to horror HIPAA? Waiter hippo. What is everybody just, what kind of waiter are you? You're serving her the booze. You don't get to serve somebody the booze and then call them an alcoholic every day. I don't know. Can we just drink in peace anymore? For fuck's sake. This is why people drink at home now, you bunch of fucking traitors.
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she's a real kitty carlisle what's like kitty carson or kitty yeah i know who you mean it's an old school reference but yeah kitty is kitty kelly kitty kelly kitty kelly and she wrote some some book that everyone nancy a book about nancy was about reagan or something you're really reaching back in the vault for that one kitty
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So he's like, well, but if she was about to go to jail, wait, if she had watched the footage, then why would she go to trial? Because she thought it was going to be thrown out. Karen's delusional. She was probably just like, oh, well, they can't use that, right? You say they're going to throw it out? Okay, good. Get it thrown out. Thanks, Ted. Thanks.
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um so they pay you to do this case so they talk about her sentencing and chazelle's like well you can't wear your wig in jail ah you know and she's 60 and to be going to jail at 60 that is a problem and i i don't see that going well at all and kieran is like yeah i don't want to envision that you know all she had to do was wear one of our polos one day at lunch free social work for life
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So then they talk about how Wendy and Giselle are friends now. And, you know, it's wrapping it up. Stacy, you had a great season until it ended. So where are you going to go here with TJ? She's like, I don't go anywhere with TJ. I lost my best friend tonight. But I'll rise and I'll be all right. And Giselle goes, Maya Angelou, leave Maya Angelou alone. Just leave her alone now.
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And so, you know, they're all talking about how Mia is so full of shit. And Wendy's like, well, I was trying to say earlier, you know, you had this time to course correct and you did not, you know? So, and so, and Giselle goes, and she gone. So Wendy goes, can I just say something? The very first season, I clocked Mia. I clocked her.
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Let's. Let's take a shot before we're done. Today, out of respect for Karen, we're not going to have alcohol. I have passed everyone entire bottles of Prozac to swallow. Okay, great. Thanks, everybody. So on the screen, we see February 26th, 2025. Karen was sentenced to two years in prison with one year suspended. She was immediately taken to prison to start her sentence.
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I think they had a good start, a good end, a terrible in-between, and a good reunion. So I hope they can keep the good of it and keep it going next season because I still love this show. And I'm excited for Atlanta, which starts next week, which means our coverage also starts next week. So join us for that. And we will talk to you next time.
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She's our kind of mess, it's Jennifer Messer. Sip some scotch with Jessica Trach.
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Yeah, exactly. I'm like, who brags about being paid to pretend they're somebody's boyfriend? Like, it just makes you even more terrible. And I am with you. I believe that he is not believable. I'm not going to believe TJ. TJ was a piece of shit this whole season. And I'm glad that Stacey makes the point later of like, how are you going to say that that guy's a piece of shit the whole time?
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We love to talk about on you bravs. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben Mandelker over there. Hello, you handsome little devil. Hi, you handsome devil yourself.
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But now that he says one thing, you all believe him. Like, you're all going to believe him over me. Yeah. And I agree with that. I think TJ's a piece of shit and I'm not going to start believing him now. I think that he got really upset with looking stupid on TV, but that's his own fault. Nobody edited that. And even if they did, she's not an editor.
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She's a person on the show who is treating like shit. So fuck that guy.
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Well, she was really ready for reality TV if she's going to just immediately pay somebody her first season. That's crazy. But here's the question this leads me to. Whatever happened to Whore Hippa? I mean, when are whores supposed to go tell everybody that they whored with you? I mean, Whore Hippa, we need it in law. I don't know. I mean, I know whoring is illegal, but it shouldn't be.
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First of all, that's a completely legitimate job. I'd do it if I could. If my boobs stood to attention, I'd be whoring out there right now instead of talking about whoring. But whatever happened to whore hippa, I don't like this. And we had the same thing. And this is not a whore, but this is stripper hippa.
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Stripper hippa on that Salt Lake City show when that lady was like, oh, you know how I have five sisters and they're all strippers at this club? Yeah. Yeah. I know none of you watched it, so I'll explain it. So this lady comes and she's like, well, that Mormon comes to the strip club and my sister has all the receipts. What kind of stripper are you? You got your money. Keep your mouth shut.
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I mean, this is ridiculous. I don't like it. I feel like whenever we take money for stuff like that, we should be quiet. There should be, you know, the Hippocratic, the Dicocratic Oath. Take that.
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And your role on this show was just as successful as your acting career. You failed. OK, you failed. You won season wonder. OK, this is what happens when you give this guy more than five lines.
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Except that she's not going to use him as a story. I mean, the other ladies will. And the other ladies, who are they to talk? You've got Giselle, who brought Jamal on to pretend that she was back with him. Then she's paid at least two people. Remember that guy who was getting blowjobs in the park? And then what was the other guy? Giselle's never had a real boyfriend.
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I mean, who are we fucking kidding? Ashley with Beavis or whatever. Ashley with like, I don't believe any of these people. And what's the difference? You're using Michael for, I don't know. I didn't like it. I mostly like this lady. And I think she dealt with all of this very well. But I guess we're going to be talking about this for another two hours. So we should just go through it.
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So Kierna, who's never said more than she has in the past five minutes, is like, I said this. I said this was what happened. Yeah, you and the entire internet. we're saying it, you know? And so Wendy's like, well, she bought TJ on and she hired TJ and she paid him some money and she still owes him a lot of money. It's a big week for TJ's selling wiener on Broadway.
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Yeah. Good. I'm proud to announce I finally finished all four books in the Lonesome Dove series. OK, I know nobody cares about that, but I'm so glad to be done with that because that was a lot of scalping. OK, a lot of skinning people alive. And I feel good that it's done. I'm on to happier things. I'm reading. The next thing I want to read is about hummingbirds. I just need something happy.
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I don't know why that's what her choice was. Yeah, because like you said, maybe she gave him money for plane tickets. And you know she paid for dinner. That man has no money. So you know she paid for a lot of stuff with TJ. So she's like, well, what could be considered paying somebody to come on the show?
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Like dating an actor is the same thing. And even if you're dating a successful actor, frankly, because they don't want to pay for shit either. I mean, Lisa Rinna's husband works all the time. She don't like to pay for anything. You know, I think I think that and that's just a random example I pulled out. But actors like our fame, I guess I pulled it out because of the Sutton thing.
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Like he didn't pay for the Elton John Oscar party. But of course, she didn't. She's an actor and actors do not like to pay. It's like if you're dating a podcaster. Let me tell you who's dating me. Anybody who wants to pay for my Old Navy. That's it. I'm not paying for that if I'm dating somebody. You are getting these moves and this wiener, okay? I need at least your Old Navy super cash.
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Another question is if TJ was being paid, then why was he like being emotionally abusive blatantly on camera? I mean, what kind of employee is that?
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Yeah, so they're all demanding that they see it, and he's like, well, the problem is, the camera that has the thing in it, the film or whatever, that's shooting Mia. So thirsty-ass Mia still, she walks out of the reunion, and she's still taking up too much space. She's not even here, and she's taking up space. And then we cut to Mia, and Mia's like, I'm leaving.
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You're just giving comments that are kind of creepy and make people want to be like, ugh. So, like, he just, he doesn't seem to really understand that. Like he doesn't understand how to connect with these, the rest of his cast mates. And that's his big downfall among many other things. Not that there's far for him to fall, but either way.
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yeah so craig's like i think you hurt sally's feelings some of the things you said before and jt's like well i think that sometimes i'll come to people's defense and sometimes when i do but you know there's bullets or stray and and i gotta work on that it's like not just just say sorry man yeah yeah He's stupid. So then Craig is like, hey, hey, can everyone move down two seats to the left?
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And so everyone rotates because everyone thinks it's like a game or something. And Craig is like, thanks. I just didn't want to be at the end of the table. He's like, I want to be in the center of all the action. So I'm making everyone else move for me.
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But how are you going to make room for everyone you've upset? Because it's a lot. Well, I'm trying to show respect to each of you by not bringing stuff up at the table. I'm like, that's showing disrespect because people's paychecks depend on being able to fight at a dinner table on a TV show. So it's totally disrespectful what you're doing.
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Well, I will say something here. Craig, it bothers me greatly that you lied and you offended Miss Patricia like that because I didn't say that word about her. Yeah, you did. You said she was a bitch at the cop when you handed her the cane. Craig, you're lying. It was loud and clear.
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I love when people come to Craig's defense and say he would not make shit up. He literally has lied for years on the show. He lied about his law school. What more do people want? Like you can say, you can say that you like Craig, you can say you find him charming, that he's grown, but you cannot say that he would a hundred percent not make something up.
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He is the one most likely candidate of everyone on the cast to make something up, to fabricate something out of thin air.
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Well, you know, just been exciting times over here. Watch some Southern charm, watch some traders, watch the substance, really watched a lot of things in the past 24 hours and they were all very visceral. So, you know, that's basically what's new with me. What's new with you?
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yeah i think jt came into this season feeling like he had a really strong freshman outing um you know i think the audience by and large liked him even if he was like annoying at times he stood up to austin people liked that and i think he came in thinking that he like understood the game now and now he was gonna make his move to really like center himself in the show
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And he overplayed his hand, and he messed up right out of the gate, and he was never able to come back. And then he's been stuck on the outlines. People are not filming with him. He knows it, and now he's coming back, coming in, and he's sort of like, now he's gonna try to play the pity card, and he's just failing at it. He just completely flopped this season.
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Even if he is in the right on these situations.
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So then Craig is like, Shep was there. He saw you call her a bitch. No, you're living in alternate reality, Craig. Shep, back me up on this.
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And Benita is like, that's why it's hard for me. And by the way, Benita, like this is your buddy. Why don't you like, why don't you help him out? Like Benita's like honestly very quiet for someone that's like her like friend and everything, you know?
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Yeah, Craig is just trying to come for JT, you know? And you said shit about Madison and her husband, and you made fun of the FaceTiming thing on your vacation. He's like, I didn't say that. I didn't make fun of everyone. He's like, okay, dude. She goes, did you say the word affair? No. And Craig's like, well, I stand by everything I fucking said.
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So JT's like losing his mind, because he's like, he's lying about that, you know? And she's like, do you remember that, Shep? And Shep is like, oh.
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I would love to. I would love to talk. I'd love to talk. Thank you, Madison. Thank you. She goes, I'll give JT half an inch on this one. So Craig's like, I really thought you were going to own your shit, man, and apologize to everyone. Watch Craig when confronted with the fact that there's no audio evidence or any evidence whatsoever from production, still not apologize to JT at the reunion.
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Yeah. Craig's like, I didn't lie. What you said, flame this. It's like, what you said, flame this.
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Well, you're off the fucking rails like why though why JT and JT's I call Craig gasless shit, dude No, he gaslit he gaslit him he gaslit you he gaslit me this guy's out of fucking control He's making me seem crazy Yeah, but like you've had so many opportunities to come in and be like and be cool and be chill And but it seems like every time you just like shit everywhere that you step.
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It's insane right now, right?
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So now Ryan and Craig are talking at the bar and Ryan's like, he came here tonight to call you a liar. And Craig's like, yeah, well, I don't have a transcript of exactly what he said. No, I don't. But I know what I heard, which was bitch. So Shep's a pussy because Shep was there with me. But Shep's so fucking messed up with this Sienna thing that he just wants everyone to get along.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
Which doesn't make any sense. So then Valley... What does that have to do with anything? I guess he's saying that Shep wants everyone to get along. So when Sienna hangs out, she's not like horrified by the group.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
But it's true. No, you're wrong. Well, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. You're not wrong.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
And I guarantee the producers are going to pick JT over Sally because JT is in more conflict right now. So enjoy your time hanging out by the pool. So Austin's like, oh, you're a little weasel. Fuck, JT. So JT's just like, well, Austin basically says that like, you know, JT doesn't care what people have to say. And JT's like, Vanita, weigh in, please. Come on, Vanita. And Vanita's like, oh.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
Wow. Okay. Well, that's going to be exciting. It'll be a smooth experience for you. Yeah. Thank you.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
I can't. She's like crying. So Austin's like, this is hurting me.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
So Shep goes over to the bar and he like startles Craig. And Craig's like, I've never done anything with ill intent. I'm like a little disappointed in you, man. You were there. And Shep was like, no, no, no, no, no. Gosh, we are in a good place.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
No, I'm not upset with you. I just wish you would have been like JT. You were wrong that day. But no, there's no reason to be upset. I know you're not upset. And Ryan's like, let him dig his own grave. that was a good one, guys, right, guys?
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
I think Craig believes it. I think Craig believes it because I think Craig hears things that aren't always true. I mean, he's always been someone who's played telephone and, you know, he believes that he heard this, but he's wrong. And the fact that he has such conviction is like annoying because it's like you do this all the time. You didn't hear it right.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
So Craig's like, yeah, that's why we're trying to teach him. But there's one thing that I do not think that he would, I don't think he would talk to a woman that way. That's not the crux of the issue. Why we're even giving, why you and Shep have his back? This is nuts. I don't trust people that can't apologize. He didn't say sorry one time.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
So in the other van, JT's like, I've never felt more like a pinata in my life.
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You feel like a pinata.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
Then Whitney is like wasted. He's like, no, no, listen, don't leave. Have a sensible conversation. It's like, can someone get Whitney some like some hot coffee or something? He is wasted on this bus. Whitney's always wasted these days. He's like slurring more than ever.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
I did mention that I just watched The Substance, which I was warned it's a really gross movie. And I swear, I think that it was only the second grossest thing I watched last night. Because, I don't know, watching Shep just trying to win back over Sienna, that one had me squirming way more than The Substance ever did.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
And Vinita's like, are you mad at me? And he's like, let's just talk later. So basically, Whitney's like, let's go and gamble. So everyone heads off. And there's like funniness in the hotel, you know, getting smashed by elevator doors and things like that. And the girls are hanging out in the girls' suite, drinking and having fun.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
And Vanita, she gets into her pajamas and she slinks over to JT's room and she knocks on the door. And he's like, he's like, He's like, no cameras, no cameras. And then, but she goes in anyway without the cameras, the doors shut and then there's fireworks. And then we go to commercial.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
So I was like, okay, it's the old rope-a-dope where they, she goes in and then they just have a talk about everything and they try to make it look like sexy times. That's what I thought. Cause that's what they always do.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
I was like, they have bagels in the Bahamas? It was very nervous. And they actually like, they like sort of paused, they like timed the music. Like if the music was, you know how they always have these sort of slinky sounds on Southern Charm where it was like, gling, gling, gling, gling, gling, gling. And, like, on the last glink was when she finally took her bite.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
She was, like, slowly bringing the bagel up to her mouth. I was like, a glink. I hope it was a good bagel.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
Oh, man, to be the bassoon. So Vanita, the producer asked her, like, what happened? So I'm expecting her to say, well, we talked and I tried to convince him to stay, but he was really sad. No, instead she goes, well, I literally straddled this man and said, I don't act like you don't want this as bad as I do. Oh, God.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
It's like Vanita, Vanita, this is, that's actually poor form because he like, he did say he has a girlfriend. You shouldn't do that. Like, I know it's ultimately up to the man, but like, come on, Vanita, you shouldn't do that. Yeah, that's not cool.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
yeah and she's like for him to come out and say like listen the feelings that i have the feelings that you have for me are the same and i have for you but stronger so then what is he doing too these two i can't yeah i mean he shouldn't he was no he was wrong when he was initially being flirty with her and he was wrong like that whole dinner and everything he ate the whole meal i was being flirty and then it's like by the way i have a girlfriend like so he sucks for that i'm just saying venita like you know
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like don't waste your pretty don't waste your pretty on JT it's time to move on you're like a gorgeous catch you're probably one of the biggest catches on this show like you could do better than JT like that sort of throwing yourself at JT when he's already in a relationship come on yeah but this show
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
Well, if he says the feelings you have for me are the same I have for you, but stronger, it's like we have feelings, but you have stronger feelings for me. That's his way of saying, I think you like me more than I like you.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
so venita's like yeah he was just like i can't do that i'm supposed to be in a relationship i'm supposed to be dating this girl i can't and that was my cue of like got it i'm like girl your cue was came a few episodes ago and the weirdest part is she's telling this like it's the cutest romantic story she's like flipping her ponytail around and like smiling in the diary room it's weird i don't like it
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
but he does have just a series of swings and misses this season from almost drowning to trying to land JT. Oh, poor girl. So, um, now Madison tells Sally that JT wants to meet up. So Madison's like, well, I know I've gone super hard on JT for this, but we were friends at one point, you know, I did lower my standards at one point in my life and let him in.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
So Sally's like, so you're going to call, you're going to meet him in person. She's like, I think he's going to come by. So then, meanwhile, Shep comes downstairs.
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At the time, I was paranoid.
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yeah basically craig is like i mean shep is like yeah well i guess i had a rough night i i guess i woke up on a chair by the beach i mean that was fine nothing happened well yeah so he basically got wasted got kicked out of the casino wound up wandering on the beach passed out in a chair so uh i guess old shep isn't so far away huh so um he's like you know two nights ago i was completely fine though and i was just like trying to process a lot
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have you talked to her today? No.
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Well, that's what it is. Like you get to spend another day with her another day and you get to see what it looks like at the end of the day. Right? So meanwhile, JT goes over to Madison.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
uh madison's room and he has a little red box as a as a gift and uh he's like hi can you give me another pillow sorry i got a bad back diabetes bad back i'm getting old oh hey so uh thanks thanks for giving that pillow it's nice thing you ever done for me don't get used to it yeah well it's the little things anyway i want to give you this this to give to whitney it's a very nice box of cigars but i got this from his patricia and whitney after craig made that bullshit up but you know you can smoke them if you want oh
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yeah i i actually feel bad for the guy um i agree he should just stick it through like that's the job and there's always gonna be uncomfortable moments there's always gonna be pylons but um uh but i did feel bad for him so then uh molly freeways can't stay stay standing So accept your pylon, JT. Yeah.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
okay and she's like i'm just i just want this friendship to work okay i chose the best of two pairs of shoes last night and i was eviscerated eviscerated to my core so um madison's like well i'm glad that he got to say his piece but we can move on i am done with this he's like well thank you for your audience and i hope you guys have a great day on the boat because i shall not be there and she's like you're not going to show up
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No, I'm going to go back and take care of some business. My mama sent me a rug, so I'm going to put it somewhere.
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She's like, no, I can't negotiate the truth with Craig.
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yeah he's like hey hey chicken wait um wow you guys look like you have a really sick place thanks it is sick but i need your help talking to shep so um shep is like oh okay oh oh yeah what do you guys have to say Well, I told Paige a little bit about last night and Paige is just like laughing because she's just like, this man is so pathetic, all of them.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
And so Shep is like, well, it's just been hard, Paige. I'm sure you can understand. Well, the only thing I will say is, especially with long distance, if it's already shaky, it's only going to get shakier.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
Like, if you think, if you're in long distance and you think, like, one person, if it's been, like, two years and they still haven't moved to your, like, bucolic little suburb in the South, then, like, you have to get the point and, like, realize it's just, like, never going to work out. You know? Do you understand that lesson?
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or whatever she's yeah that's the thing shep shep has not been a good character witness either i mean i do believe him with the craig thing because we have cameras to back it up but like a shep literally made up some sort of fictional thing that sienna said i love you so
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I don't know what's up with that, but it's been, like, three weeks ago, as far as I can tell, was when she went off to Africa and came back and, like, didn't speak to him the entire time and basically ghosted him after that entire experience. So, like, it's been pretty obvious for a while now that Sienna's not so into Shep.
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#2745 Southern Charm S10E12 Garsh Expectations on Shudder Island
If anything, it seems like Sienna, after her trip to Charleston earlier in the season, that's when she started to pull away. She was like, oh, oh, no, I don't like this at all. Yeah, this is not going to be for me.
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And when he did arrive, you know, last week we talked about how on this show they like smash all the keys on the keyboard. And they did that like in like a song. They made it like, as he walked into Bahamar, which I appreciated. And then now we see everyone else like arriving back at the hotel because they were all on their afternoon adventures where we last saw them.
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Craig's like, wow, I can't believe Paige just called Miss Patricia a bitch.
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Let her go. Okay, chicken out. So now Molly is getting into a dress and Ryan's hanging out with the girls and everyone's getting ready for the boat. And Shep, they're heading to the boat and Shep gets a message from Sienna that surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise. Hey, you're not sure I'm going to be able to make it to the boat. I'm running late. Sorry.
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We all knew this text was going to come. And although I have to say at this point, I am kind of feeling like Sienna, you got to cut the cord here that you are kind of like we all everyone can see everyone at home. Everyone in this group can all see you're not you don't like this guy and we support you not liking Shep. But now at this point, it's time to be like.
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Just say, hey, I'm not interested in doing this anymore, which I guess is what's going to happen.
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yeah well you know i'm still on sienna's side but i kind of feel like you should just do like a proper ghosting so like don't commit to going on the boat ride that you know you're not going to go on just say um i'm busy this week i'm washing my hair so he's like it would be nice to pull a real ghost where you're like what do you mean i'm on the boat what do you mean you don't see me i'm right here just i'm holding your hand
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I've been here all this time. So he's like, wait, we'll watch our ETA.
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And she's like, basically like, no, I'm going to be really, I'll see you tonight. I'll see you tonight. I'm minimizing my ship time. Please go. Stop texting me.
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And Madison's like, okay, everyone, no drama today. So then they're all going to like get ready for tonight, get washed, etc. Molly has sunburn. And eventually Taylor goes into Vanita's room and asks how the fish fry was. And Vanita says she thought that'd be frying fish, but instead they were just getting fried on alcohol.
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yeah so santa replies and says um i don't know how late i'm gonna be why don't i just see you later at dinner so then ship tries to call her and of course she doesn't take the call like i mean i'm crin everything about this makes me cringe for shab like like oh my gosh he doesn't like you why are you now calling her on top of that why are you being so clingy and needy stop it
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So everyone's getting on the boat and Craig is like, he's in his 40s. He'll make his own decisions. All we can do is lend our opinion of it. And if he takes it, he takes it.
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yeah makes this whole thing just much funnier and he just is like his sad walk is so sad he's like like that those hands are flapping more swinging really sadly and his head is hung down and everyone's watching him approach to the boat and everyone's like oh shop oh look at that little walk you know and so he comes on board And they're like, oh, Shep, and they're hugging him.
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So Matt's like, hey, Molly, go kiss him.
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So Craig's like, look, I want us all to have fun because that's what you do when you break up. Although I'm not sure you really broke up because you had to be together in the first place. But you know what I'm saying.
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Yeah. So Matt's like, oh, good God. Could someone get him a drink? So then, so Shep is like, I'm just going to have fun.
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So they get to like, they're going to go to Rose Isle. So Shep is like, my.
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So they go there and there's funny party times on the boat and everything. And then, you know, oh, if your hand is on the pole for three seconds, the rule of the boat is you have to do a dance on the pole. So it's all kind of like fun stuff. And they're all like, yeah, we need to get Shep drunk because he's spiraling right now.
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Rodrigo's like, plot twist, JT's with Sienna. I'm shook. So JT's packing up all his stuff. And then we go back to Vanita and she's like, JT's my best friend. So it's hard to have everyone come at him at the table. He was like, I'm stressed. I feel like I'm getting beat up all the time. And I'm like, well, you got to make it right.
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Like you're allowing everyone to beat you up right now because you're not speaking. So JT's like, well, I'm leaving the Bahamas because I see Mission Impossible right now with the friend group.
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So Molly's like, I feel like I'm at a middle school dance and everybody's like, go dance with him. But then I'm dancing with a tuba. Oh, flashbacks. So then they hug and it's like cute and everything. And I'm not buying it either.
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Like, yes, well done, Craig. So Madison and Shep sit on a boat together because they're on the island. There's like a hangout and Shep is like.
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I want you to buy me that house. And Mask goes, shut up.
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And Shep goes, yeah, maybe I do. I'm like, wait a second. What is this narrative? Like, no, she's not a gold digger. She has TV. She sees who you are. She talked with you. She got tuna salad spat at her face when you talked with your mouth open. Okay. Like it doesn't have anything to do with money.
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Yes, that's probably the stronger point, then, that Sienna wants someone who can afford more than a $10 million home.
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Yeah, I agree. So Taylor, Vanita basically says that they vowed to have a night of no tomfoolery. And Taylor's like, I agree. And Vanita says, you know, I just want everyone to get along and everyone is mad at JT. So I'm like, once we get over that hump, we could be great. Yeah, good luck with that.
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Isn't that ride closed?
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no it's not i recently went on it really i went on it with a cold brew yeah which is it was a fun experience i took an illegal cold brew you weren't supposed to have a cold brew but i was like i told i was told the person i was getting on i was like uh what do i do with this cold brew i think it's like oh just just hold it low so the cameras don't see you so i had a cool just fucking take it it's mr toads okay i was like
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If I'm going to hell, I'm going to hell with a cold brew. That's what happens on that ride. You go to hell. That's the whole point of the ride.
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And that was the episode. So next week, it looks like Sienna is finally going to tell him, I don't want to be in a relationship with you. We never were in love. We weren't even boyfriend, girlfriend. Stop. Goodbye. Get out of my face. I'm looking forward to it.
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It's the Foster and the Furious. It's Amanda Foster. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge.
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Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen. It's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr.
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She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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And meanwhile, she's like applying chocolate syrup to her lips. I was like, what is happening over there? She's like, tell me more. Like her lips are like, it's like dark, dark black, like syrupy stuff on them. I was like, how is this going to blend together? And then when we see her later, her lips are just like light pink. So I felt like I was set up for a story that did not pay off.
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she is pretty much as close to a crow as a human can be. Like she has that jet black hair with the bangs and she comes in and I love the way she scolds everyone, but she's like very supportive. But then she's scolds like during the challenges, she can't help. She breaks character all the time and cheers them on. But then at the round table, she's like, I want you to think about this.
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You just sent home a faithful. Think about that. Think about it tonight when you're sleeping. Like, okay, I get it.
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Yeah. And then everyone says hi and Vanita's like... There's a different type of joy when JT's in the room for me. Yeah. Sure. I mean, it just feels like we've been told these things, but like I still don't fully believe them, you know. So they all get on this bus and everything. And like people who like JT go on JT's bus, but people who can't stand him go on a different bus.
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And Mass is like, I just want to I just want to flick. I just want to flick him out of here.
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Doing great. Thanks. Doing great. Just, you know, Friday.
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So JT's like, well, I'm cautiously hopeful to be here. I mean, there's enough relationships in this friend group that I do care about that it's worth the awkward feeling that I have right now in my chest and my heart and my gut. I'm like, okay, just you're in the Bahamas. Have fun. Come on.
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I have enough. I feel it in my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack. A lot of friendships.
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So now they all arrive at dinner and JT and Madison are on opposite ends of the table. And then it's like, Sally has to sit next to JT, but she doesn't really want to. So then Craig basically, well, Sally's like, she's like, absolutely fucking not. Sorry. I just do not like that guy. I mean, that's someone who I would not be given a BJ to in the parking lot of a great American.
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If you know what I'm saying, actually, it's pretty obvious. I literally just said it.
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So Craig tells JT, Craig has now taken Sal over Sally's seat because she doesn't want to sit next to JT. So he's like, I've been dealing with this all day. I'm just listening. And Sally's like, well, I think you deserve better, Shep. And I don't want to see you get hurt. I'm like, I don't know if Shep deserves better. I think he deserves exactly this.
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Like after all the years that we've seen Shep on TV, this is the precise thing that his actions require.
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yeah and then austin's like jesus christ man and craig's like his head has been scrambled the entire time trying to figure out where they stand well you know craig craig has not one single ounce of empathy oh so um i'm sorry to notice but your chest is just glistening and it's like thanks that was the point of buying them
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so then he starts showing her the text and you're like this is what i sent her and she's actually being since she likes shep she's being supportive even though she knows this is a creepy ass terrible text she's like oh my god this is really sweet oh and that line about oh my heart sings when i'm with you oh my god you're gonna make me cry this is so sweet
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Yeah, exactly. So Shep is like, I mean, if you got that text message, would you be like Over the Moon, a free TED Talk?
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So then JT's asking about the boat tomorrow and Shep says they're going to go on like a boat trip. It's going to be like Jamaica, man. And it's going to be a 400 foot boat. And Sally is saying, oh, good. It's big enough where I don't have to. They won't notice if you go missing. Referring to JT.
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You know, this is where JT goes wrong, because he does these things that he, like, these are like textbook chivalrous things, right? You're giving a compliment to a lady, and so therefore you're getting along. But it's like, nope, that's not how you communicate with someone. That's not how you connect with someone.
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It just says something terribly offensive. Paula Deen? Don't watch Paula Deen. Where did you even find that rerun?
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Oh, gosh. Just, yeah, so much wackiness.
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God, we need to be deprogrammed, the both of us. You and I both are sick with this Bible shit. I do this all day, too. Yeah. Just like the Bible. We are. We need to get some help. It's a sickness. We've been brainwashed, you know. And then whenever we start talking about something like Scientology or Mormonism, I'm like, fucking cults.
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And then I'm like, well, let me tell you what Jesus would have done. Oh, well.
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He's like, wait a minute. Why was our medical bill from Dottie $19,000? Yeah. The most unbelievable part of this is just that he was about to take off his clothes and she was like, no, please don't. I know. He's not teaching him the wrong things. I mean, for Christ's sake.
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I'm not going back on there again because I just felt downright unprofessional. I mean, I did that and then suddenly my whole computer screen was full of dicks. Should I keep doing this or should I just pull a... What's that guy's name? A tubing.
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She's okay with kidnapping, by the way, because she's just like, just stay here all day.
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Yeah, they're trying to be like, oh, let's help her. Maybe if she can get some better fashion at least, here's a scarf, honey. Maybe this will help.
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Is it Rivera? I'll take it. If it's animal print, you can go fuck yourself. How about that?
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Yeah. So he's making a pizza brilliantly because he learned it from the TV. Yes. So she's like, oh, my God, this is amazing. I can finally fire the only person that's taken care of me for the last year. That motherfucker.
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I did not know the eggnog was literal eggs.
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Yeah. That's disgusting. Why doesn't anybody die from that? How are people dying from gluten, but then people feed their children raw eggs all season and nobody pays for that? I think they're cooked, though.
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I ate an eggnog ice cream the other day from Salt and Straw. That could be good, actually. Eggnog ice cream with Christmas cookies in it. That could be good.
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Well, Nancy Meyers did get boners over cooking. She loved that. She loved some cooking, Nancy Meyers. She said, right?
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Oh, damn it. I'm sorry. I don't know why I sounded disappointed.
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I will never forget that scene. That was the best scene ever when she's like, you want to come to my bakery and I'll make you a chocolate croissant from scratch? Chocolate croissant takes like four hours to make, but she's like, I don't care. I'm still in love with Meryl Streep. Like, that was such a good romantic movie. I'm in love with her. I'm like, God, that's the lady who made that croissant.
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She could do Sophie's Choice. She could do whatever she wants in whatever accent. I don't even remember. You're like, I just love it's complicated. Oh, my God. Do your own stunts, girl.
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I felt like she didn't even compliment his nog. He made a perfect fucking egg, literal eggnog. And she's like, I mean, God. And he's like, is it bad? And she goes, it's fine. It's great. Girl, the man just made a perfect eggnog. Blow him. Like, do something. Like, hug him. Give him a compliment.
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Also, I love that he can read so well, too. Right. So she's like, oh, it's a sickness. It's a not nice thing that happens to some people. Well, could you be more specific? Is it like when you refuse to let them take their penis out of their pants when they were supposed to five minutes ago? Because that's an unpleasant thing.
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None. Yeah. Because he's acting like a five-year-old. That's his character. I think that's one of the problems. I get why you would do that because you did just come to life. But it takes any kind of romance off the table because it's creepy. Exactly. People who are obsessed with pretending they're bad. Yeah, it's creepy. It's creepy.
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Yeah. The entire... Those were the days, eh? His nose is perfect. So she was like, well, you know, I'm glad it happened fast because he didn't have to suffer. You know, innocent cancer. It's barely anything. Doesn't, you know... It went quick. I mean, I'm like, just have him run over by a truck. Please do not make cancer sound like it's nothing. Yeah. I was honestly. I don't know if it's weird.
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As someone that's taking care of their father.
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Yeah, and I'm not defending he died of cancer. It's just how they're dealing with it. Like that's not something we discuss. So it's just weird. So then and it's also getting weird with consent when you're like talking to a five-year-old. So at this point, this movie is creeping me out. And I'm like, have I just been living in the modern world too much where I'm offended at every little thing?
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It's the kind of cancer you get when you're about to repair a step. Yeah.
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Dude, why is Jack Frost not watching? It's like, oh, I just watched a Ninja Creamy commercial, and now I just made 31 flavors of ice cream.
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Also, I want a child to come up and pee their name into him. We're just wasting a whole character.
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I mean, this is the most realistic part of it to me.
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Well, but also she's just doing the whole, well, people don't do that because she's like, well, here's the thing. People who just met don't go on vacation together. Live your fucking life. Like, who raised you? This is not how to live your life. Go on vacation with someone you don't know. Why not?
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Yeah, it's weird. There's a lot of issues in this. There's a lot of creep factor issues in this. So then she's like, thanks, Kathy. And she's like, I want to keep you safe, you know, but you'll get there fast. You know, you're a fast learner. And he's like, thanks, but he's moping. And so they go sit on the couch and she hugs him. Or no, he hugs her and she's like, sorry, I'm just not moping.
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I'm not your hugger. Just leave Kathy. Go find someone else. Go be a snowman again and let someone else put a goddamn scarf on you because you really got some unlucky luck there.
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Let's bring Frosty the Snowman to life, make him fuckable, and then pair him with the most boring person that was ever born.
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Because she has food. That's why I always carry candy. You know, you can always make.
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I carry candy because I'm a binge eater.
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He also is like, don't take the dishes. I'll do the dishes because he's like the perfect man. And so now you know how to do dishes. Was that on TV too? And why is she going to bed? If a man came to my house, cooked me pizza and said, I'm going to do the dishes. I don't care what happened to my vagina. I'd be fucking that man.
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But I mean, what is he going to take?
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We never saw him sleep in this movie. That's so weird because they even opened the door when he asked what a vampire is. Apparently, he has a digestive system.
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You've never heard of cum gutters? That's called my belly button. I don't know what you're even talking about. Or a peeing ravine.
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Well, thank you for bringing it to that at least, Ben. Jesus Christ.
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Cause she has like, she wants me to push you from behind. She's like, fuck yeah. Back at the brothel.
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I got a hot guy, guys. Come over and look at the hot guy. They're not gay, you know. Like a book club or something. Gay guys, like we were talking about earlier, we're so used to people who make an effort around us that we can just see penis or abs or whatever whenever we want to. Really, that's true.
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Watching while he does it. I did that with a neighbor when a guy from Glee, he was like, I was in Glee. And he came over and put up a ceiling fan a long time ago. And I called my friend over because he was really hot. Wait, was it Court Overstreet? No, I didn't know who it was. And I watched Glee, so he was probably very low on the Glee totem pole.
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Well, unfortunately, I didn't cast this at a central casting. This was not cast by me. Thank God. I would never get anything done.
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Yeah, maybe they got hypothermia trying to make their snow sculptures. Maybe it's a really dangerous competition that only the best get through. So he's like, well, I've got to go back to Kathy's and finish up, though. And they're like, oh, she's lucky to have you. Got to go back to Kathy's, huh? Yeah. He's like, well, actually, I'm the lucky one. God, I love people who refuse to smile. Bye, guys.
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Right. Well, it also doesn't make sense that the only place that the heater is working is the jail because he's in heated places the entire time.
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Yeah, but Gaffey's Cafe, they have a full oven in there, and he was just cooking in a hot kitchen.
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Oh, poor Lindsay. Who wasn't that just last year?
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So Kathy's like, you are in so much trouble. Do you remember the guy I told you about? That's him.
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She's done great. Isn't that like a War of the Roses type thing where she's about exes who hate each other?
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But you also don't realize it's how temporary it is, guys. Life's fleeting.
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So it's like he does. So he knows he's dead soon. He knows he's going to sweat to death soon. I mean, I know that feeling. That's for sure. Yeah.
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Okay, so he's like, Kathy, I don't know. I don't know what's happening to me. And so they have this deep moment. And she's like, okay. I'm going to drop you off, and you don't leave the school, and you don't tell anyone you're a snowman, and you certainly don't tell anyone you've got a dick and you're ready to use it. Well, yeah.
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He's helping the theater kids build sets, which I really like. So they know their target audience.
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Oh, okay. Oh, my God. I love Kristen Chenoweth so much. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Kathy, so they moved to a cooking show. And Jack is like, this is what you do. And she's like, oh, do you mean cooking? Yeah, I thought you meant crying and falling downstairs. Being miserable. Yeah, my husband and I opened the diner. It was going to be called Kathy and Chris, but I really hated him at the time.
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Well, maybe that's why no one's nice to Kathy because she lost her husband, but apparently like 20 people just died in a horrible fire or something. And they're just like, well, we just found a new stranger. Yeah, we just found a new stranger to come along and do everything. We love him. Let's just not talk about all the dead people in town.
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There's not a bridge anymore. So she goes to pick him up from the school. So it led to the cancer hospital. Who needs it?
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She's like, oh God, it's just so weird I'm even here. What are you looking down on kids for? You make chocolate chip pancakes one day a week for them.
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write it in like make her a cold bitch make and everybody knows she's cold but everyone loves her movie trope right where it's like the girl's a snotty daddy's girl she's gonna ruin this town's company just for her to make her dad some money and she's from the city yeah and she's just gonna be a b word until she finds out yeah she doesn't really change at all Yeah.
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Yeah. trying to have an existential crisis just having a do you think it is like vampirism where somebody brings you to life and then you're tied to them forever because like look around like like literally so many people that he could be with it or you know there's so many fish oh he it's yeah yeah but you know whoever gives you the first accessory you're tied to them for life that's scarf scarf
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I didn't love him until he died. It's not fucked up. Anyway, do you want some pie?
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Yeah, but you're right. It should have been like, oh, my gosh, you know what? You like cooking videos? This is funny because I made a YouTube one time of myself making the sweet potato casserole that my husband loved. And then he becomes an expert at it and they sell nine million of them and then they have the bill when he needs to get out.
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Like, oh, my God, I forgot I had all this money in my Venmo from those sweet potato pies I was selling for the poor children. Yeah.
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Yeah, you know, I had someone who broke up with me one time because I said I loved you to too many people. And I was like, what's wrong with that? Just saying I love you to people. And he was like, no, it's very serious when you say that. I was like, it's not to me. It's like, I mean, I do love the people, but I don't like... I don't know. I don't like that.
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Yeah. Yeah. That's OK. Well, that's a little different. That's a good example. But maybe it is a good example. But you know what? If I was that waiter, I'd have been like, what a crazy bitch. But maybe I am lovable.
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And I'll tell you something else. You can also love soup, Kathy. And you can also love inanimate objects or pets. Yes. Kathy. Sorry, Jake. Go ahead. I've got a stick in my craw with Kathy.
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With a stuffed animal. Yeah. We had to scrape her off of a light pole in the middle of downtown. So, yeah.
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What's going on over there? That is weird. I don't know. Why didn't anybody just go smack her? You know, sometimes it's okay to just smack a child and say, no, stop it. I'm your village, you know? That's what I tell my nieces when they're like, you're not my mother. I say, I don't give a fuck. I'm your village and you have to listen to me.
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Yeah, it's a super smart magic. Yeah, it's like his magic of just being super smart, which is so weird because he was just trying to eat a thermometer, as you pointed out. So I'm not really sure, but it's like they're brilliant. It's just like savants, I guess.
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This one, he was really good at things for like 10 minutes, and then they never went back to that either. He was good at this, and then he was good at fixing things, and then that was it.
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Yeah, totally. He'd be like, bam, oh, I just made pasta sauce out of jarred pasta sauce.
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Wait, can we talk about something else? I'm not trying to change the subject, but there's something I just noticed in the notes that I feel like we really have to address, because it happens a lot this episode. Like, whoever was in charge of this cue just had a field day.
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So we talk a lot about how on Bravo, when something happens, a lot of times you'll hear a tsss, or maybe you'll hear a brr, but on Southern Charm, and only on Southern Charm, do you hear the sound of pianists crashing their hands onto the piano keys.
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and it happened so many times this episode i was cracking up and i almost forgot and i'm so glad that our note taker mentioned that thank you so thank you so much for for mentioning that because i was it was like shop would be like so sienna i was thinking maybe we could get married someday
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yeah so thank you Shelby for including the piano crash because it is every time it happens I just think it's so funny because it's also like the most emotionally true stinger that Bravo has it's like whatever Shep is like doing something right so the piano is always like and then he like ruins the moment and you're like oh yes it's also very Shep pretending that he's like someone who would
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It's like playing Super Mario and you know, you have that beautiful Calypso music playing and then you fall into a pit and you die. And so it's like, that's what the piano crash music is like. You just like, you know, Mario would be like, whoops. Or like the Pac-Man, doo-doo-doo.
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But there's just something so, like, perfect about all those keys getting mashed all at once. Yeah.
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Okay, so... How's it being negative 365 Fiancé? Day Fiancé. Oh. At least those people got 90 days under the belt. Bitch.
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it was so passionate and wonderful and true that's true right she's like um we had a lot of fun yeah and then it got hotter and heavier and as far as we were as far as what we were saying to one another like you're so hot you remind me of episode three of the vietnam documentary you really have to watch it sienna to get my references she's like
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that was in my mind that's what what you were saying in my mind what the fuck is wrong with you bro this is creepy it's so much i was i had hands over like okay there were two things that happened on bravo this week that had me putting my hands over my eyes one was when harry and below deck down under got like his thumb mashed to a pulp and his fingernail fell off and i was like ah and the other was this this is as bad as watching someone's fingernail fall off to me
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That's a good idea. So Shep is like, I was like, you make my life better. I mean, for the three seconds that you're in my life when you answer my texts and you make me want to be a better man. I mean, want to be a better man. I don't actually be a better man. And I'm just wildly, wildly attracted to you. I know. And I'm actually, I'm actually in love with you.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
And otherwise, we're just happy to have you here. Well, howdy, everybody.
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The pianist is like, geez, I just got up off the floor. OK, hold on, everyone.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
No, he's not pouring out his heart. He's doing the hard sell for her to complete his fantasy of what his life should be like. That's all it is. This is not love. This is not desire. This is someone who has been adrift at sea while everyone else has found their mooring. And now he's doing the thing where he has figured out like what he wants his life to be, which is to be successful.
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married with an impossibly gorgeous woman down in the tropics, enjoying life on the beach, all is good, drinking your can of Red Stripe or your bottle of Red Stripe, and everything is wonderful. And she's basically saying, no, I'm not going to let you have that fantasy right now. And so he is...
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
conflating that with love and he is saying that like he loves her but no he loves that she is the final piece of the puzzle that he thinks he needs that he saw in ayahuasca journey town that he thinks was going to take him out from the depths of all of last season and and his all his problems and she's saying no and it's going to it's going to shatter his worldview and he's gonna have to crawl back like rumpelstiltskin up to charleston and be the same chef he always was
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It's like, Oh, shut up. Yeah.
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Yeah, it's not good. She's just not that into you. She's just not into Garsh. God. So now everyone is getting seated and everything at the table. And they're like, should we put Shep and Sienna in the middle or at the end? And everyone's going to put them in the middle because they all just want to eavesdrop, except for Taylor, of course. She's like, put them at the end.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
um you know people online also are being very mean to taylor because they're like what is she doing why is she even on the show and i have to admit i have i have defended taylor in the past because i think she got a raw deal with shep but i do think i i am questioning why she's on this season i don't think she adds much but people are like she's jealous and she's bitter and i actually will defend her on this i think she has a right to be jealous and bitter because she went through the chep the shep
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
the whole Shep circus. And I'm going to allow her a little bit of a victory lap right now as she watches Shep get turned inside out by Sienna. I think that Taylor deserves this, and I'm going to let her have it.
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Cowboy showed up at my house.
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Well, yeah, obviously.
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It's like... But you don't respect her because she loves Shep?
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
I'm not going to respect you. Yeah, I do draw lines that way. If you bought one before, douchey. If you bought one now, it's douchey and awful. It's evil. Like at this point, you're evil. Maybe this is like the softie in me, but I don't – I don't discredit Taylor for loving Shep from afar. I think that she loved Shep, and she realized it was never, ever going to work.
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Yeah, that's great. That's a great use of the secret. I used I used the secret last night, which is that I was playing games at my friend's house and her her partner was watching Jack Reacher on the TV in the other room. And I kept on looking over there and I was like, let me use the secret to make Alan Richardson take a shirt off. And you know what? Lo and behold, he took his shirt off.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
But I can understand if she's still in love with him. I just think that he treated her like shit, and she realized as much as she loves this guy, she has to... she can't be with him, and I think that's hard for her. But anyway, whatever about that. I just think that she is owed a, I think she's allowed to sit and laugh and watch Shep just get humiliated on this show.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Which I know we're not friends. Well, it's more like we want her. It's time for you to move on. I would kick her out of the anti-van.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
I would say to Taylor, it is time to move on, and what you're going to have to do is leave this show because it's not healthy for you. You need to be away from him so that way you can really focus on other things.
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She's leaning into her pageant training as strongly as she can. And Shep is like, but you had to have known how I felt, right? She's like, yeah well now i do 100 now i do he's like okay let's just hold it there let's have a group scene and you'll see i'll be with friends and i'll be charming and then you'll fall in love with me
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And he's like, life is way too short to ignore a strong feeling about somebody, you know, in a relationship. I'm like, yeah, that's why she's not spending more time with you. Life is too short to spend time with Shep.
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yeah so they go down to dinner and and he like links arms with her and she just seems so unhappy about this so they show up and everything um um and so sienna hugs everyone says hi and it's like I know that attitude that she has of being friendly with cast members. It's just what a horrible person. What horrible energy she has.
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I was like, see, that's a great use of the secret.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
so shep runs over to uh pull out um sienna's chair and madison's like honestly anything ship does especially when it's romantic or at least trying to make us believe he's romantic i'm like ew no this is awful yeah and she's calling it too when she says at least trying to make us believe he's romantic so um taylor is like this is gonna make me throw up
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
richson alan richson he's like the star of jack reacher he was on american idol back like 20 years ago and then he's been he's been just sort of suddenly getting more and more muscly probably steroids i'm just gonna say it i'm just gonna say it guys it just can't be anything other than that i'm sorry i'm gonna that's my hot take on testosterone in my butt and i'm not more muscly
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
okay so it turns out that big craig is allergic to little craig and sienna's like maybe not the fucking idiot i'm I'm allergic to dog. So Sienna's like, yeah, join the club. And we see flashback of how Sienna was complaining about little Craig farting in bed, you know, back when Sienna was willing to even get into a bed with Shep. And everyone's like horrified.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Austin especially looks horrified by little Craig's gas. Oh, it's insane right now. And Madison's like, Sienna, well, we probably haven't seen y'all since we last saw each other, right? This is my way of opening up the conversation of where the hell have you been? And Sienna's like, yeah, last time I was at that donkey.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
And Shep is like, oh, gosh, I forgot to bring your boots. You left your boots at my house. Oh, well, I guess you'll have to come to Charleston.
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Ah, gonorrhea, girl. So then, I'm just trying to make it fun. I think we actually titled one of our Watch What Crappens gonorrhea girl. Gon, comma, aria girl. Guess what? This is the party side of the table. They don't have dogs here, so I can breathe easy. And Madison's like... I'm shocked to see you here today.
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I mean, not, not just because like, I know he was like a little nervous because I hear you've been playing hard to get, but I think that's good for him. She goes, have I been playing hard to get or am I hard to get? I was like, yes, yes. Yeah.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
he should really be there with Sienna and then she could like talk through her mouth and he can talk with an open mouth. He can flap his lips with no sound coming out and they could do like a little ventriloquist act. So he's basically, everyone is just quietly and politely and happily segueing into, okay, Sienna, do you want to talk shit about Shep? Because this is a safe space to do that.
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If you want to talk shit, you can, you can tell us everything. Don't worry. It'll be safe.
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And then we got to Austin and Shep sitting somewhere talking about it. And Austin's like, well, let me be the first to start out by saying that I was very pleased, obviously, that the two of you came to dinner. And Shep was like, gosh, yeah, I said everything I wanted to say. Cut back to, cut back to this awful moment where he's, you know, talking to Sienna.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
This guy is enormous now. He was Aquaman or something like that. And every time he shows up in pop culture, he's just like bigger and bigger and bigger. And now he's just massive. So good for him.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
So we go back to the party side of the table and Madison's like, okay, Sienna, I have a real question. She's like, okay, are you and Chip actually together? And Sienna's like, um, she like takes a sip and she goes, as of right now, which by the way, you already know the answer is no. If the answer is as of right now, question mark. And Matt's like, yes. And Sally's like, are you exclusive?
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Can you hook up with other people?
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
have you ever been to the ground round? So what was the name of that place that she went? She gave the blow job? The Grand Republic? The Grand American Round. Grand American. Grand American. So Sienna goes, she's like, well, Shep and I never had that conversation in the first place. And we never said we were going to be in a relationship. And we never said we're going to be exclusive.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
And we never even said really anything. I didn't get to say anything. He just did all the talking. So are we together? Maybe. I don't. I don't know. But what I do know is that I just wish this was a time where we could all come together and realize at the end of the day, we're all people and we can all just get along.
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gosh, it was very adult, which was strange for me because I'm a little boy. And it was very respectful. And then, you know, fucking, wouldn't you know it? We were walking over here and I'm like, I really miss you. And she's like, I miss you too. And then we cut to the footage and it's Shep saying, did you miss me? And she goes, I'll see. He goes, well, I miss you. And she goes, I'm sure you do.
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And, What is it with the men? The show with their unreliable narrators. Oh, my God.
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I can't read it, but I feel it all over my face. So Austin's like, well, I just wish I could see a conversation between them because it just seems to me that Shep is not the best at picking up signals. So then Sienna is telling everyone like, yeah, we're, we're, you know, we're both, you know, Shep and I, we're just so similar, both in terms of being noncommittal.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
And it really works for us because when she says noncommittal, it's kind of like, yeah, I'm not committing to him in any sort of way.
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Yeah, Jim from The Office is in something like Jack Ryan, maybe?
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Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. It's like a blowjob in the parking lot of Harris Teeter. It just happens sometimes. It's fleeting. It's fleeting, but it happened. Shep's like, oh, gosh, you talked. And so, yeah. And Massey goes, I mean, we're not just going to look at her. I mean, Sienna, it's a pleasure. And so Craig's like, cheers, Sienna. Thanks for having us.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
She's like, thanks for coming, guys.
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Yeah, I want to, like, see the girls having fun and bonding. Like, it drives me nuts. Now, listen, the dynamic, the Shep-Austin-Craig trio, that drama triangle, I love it. It's such a great, it's so great to watch it. But we need to see our women, too. Like, I'm sorry, we need to see them partying. We need to see them bonding. We need to see them having fun times because it's just what's right.
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So it is in terms of storytelling. I mean, it's right in terms of, yes, social dynamics. And we should be seeing like women should be getting do all the right things, but also like you're telling a story in those characters. So flesh out everyone that we're seeing, please.
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So now the guy, the next day, everything is shit. Everything's disgusting. Everything is everywhere all at once.
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Yeah. And then Taylor is asking Molly if she's going to be ready for Flamingo Yoga. And she is. And Molly's asking how last night was and asking if the Sienna stuff was awkward. And Taylor's like, it wasn't awkward at all. But dot, dot, dot. Cut to last night. Taylor asking Shep where Sienna was while they were partying in the girls suite.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
and shep is like oh yeah um she went she went home because she oh sienna had a stomach a stomach ache so so she had to go home and we see footage of her being like yeah um yeah i i can't i gotta get i gotta go my stomach hurts is sick upset gotta go i've been trying not to vomit since i got here so hope you don't mind i'm just gonna go he's like go over
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so he gets he's like all like you know now the foot is rattling right so taylor's like i'm not gonna back to present taylor's like i'm not gonna be one of those people that's like you know karma but he's tasting his own medicine and i'm like yeah it doesn't taste great so you are the person that's gonna say car you're just gonna word it differently Lead into it. Madison would lead into it.
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That's what I say. I say, I would say I am going to be the person that says karma. And now you now look, now look what you've, what you got. Ha. I would totally be that person.
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All right. All right. The piano player's, like, getting onto the bench, like, all right, everyone, I'm ready. Don't worry. I'm here. Oh, my God. Just let me know. Let me know when my services are needed, because I know we're about to read a text. All right. So it starts. Jesus. I said, good morning, Sienna. Listen, I love seeing you, and no one else makes me feel the way you do. No one.
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But I'm not going to try to convince someone that they love me for three days. And you're like, oh my god, this is good. Especially when I know that deep down, they do. No, no. When they don't, listen to the Bonnie Raitt song. I can't make you love me if you don't. Not I can't make you love me if you do. It doesn't work that way.
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Now you're just like infantilizing her. It's just like so...
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I said, butterfly kisses for my sienna. Butterfly kisses on those pretty little freckle lips.
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Well, he's super hot, and I'm really glad he took his shirt off in the middle of the board game I was playing. Yay, secret! Yay, secret. So I know someone who would like to use the secret, and his name is Shep, and he'd like to use the secret to make his quote-unquote girlfriend text him back and like him.
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Youthful reference. Stuck the landing, gosh.
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Wait, wait. There's more. There's more. Okay. And then I said, hey, I just texted you, and this is crazy, but you have my number, so text me back maybe.
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Well, she hasn't answered, so that's okay. She understands what a TED doc is, because if she doesn't, it doesn't quite make sense, and maybe I should send another text, right? I'll send another text. I'll say, hey there, pretty little freckle-lipped person. You know what a TED doc is? It's when someone like me bears their soul in front of an audience, but teaches you things.
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Do you feel like you've learned something from me? Okay, my second TED doc is over. Wait, does the joke now make sense? Because now I'll go back and read the first text. It'll make more sense. It'll be funnier, and then I think you're going to love me now. Okay, let your emotions free. Signed, TED Talk person, Shep.
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All right, well, she faked a stomachache, man. I'm just going to do that right now. No, no, it was midnight. Look, guys, gosh, it was midnight when we were done, and she wanted to go home. I mean, admittedly, it was midnight in London, so it was only about 7 p.m. here, but still, it's midnight somewhere, right? She had to go home.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
and uh they're like no and then we go back to the flamingo yoga which was uh it's basically taylor and molly rodrigo doing yoga and the flamingos are just walking among i love the flamingos because the flamingos were as judgy as we are we're like really really doing yoga taylor why don't you just be better on this show you're one season too long you should just left last season yeah
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
I like that one flamingo that walked by Molly and just goes, tuba? Really?
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I couldn't tell if they get solo rooms but are in the same suite. I'm not sure. But they got solo rooms. And they got like wristbands. And Whitney's like, mother, will this wristband detect a heartbeat if I have a heart attack?
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He's not here.
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She just puts a leash on a pillow. You're my new Charles. She's putting a sweater on the pillow.
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She cooked Franzino for the pillow.
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Oh, God damn it. You really have terrible luck. Wait, is that pillow JD or is it Charles?
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It's rough. It's rough. Yeah. And Shep's like, by the way, Karsh, I need to read you the text I sent to Sienna this morning. Craig's like, you sent the text that you sent to Sienna? Yeah, gosh, I want to read it to you. It's like, okay, here we go. Second time's the charm. Good morning, Sienna. No one else makes me feel the way you do. Yada, yada, yada. Pretty little freckled lips.
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It's a rare thing. Very rare. Actually, we get more details this time because I think the first time was the abridged version. Now we hear things like... It's a rare thing. It's very rare. The rarest thing on earth and the most beautiful and pure things. Okay, I'm going to stop, but can we please follow our heart? We will have love, laughter, and literally everything that matters. Wait for it.
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Has she responded to you yet? No, she hasn't. But I think that she's still probably swooning over me when I said, it's a rare thing, the very rare, rarest, rarest, rarery rare thing in the world, love.
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I'm not going to lie to you because this shouldn't have to be as forced as it is, you know? I'm like, yes. Oh, I thought he was talking about him and Paige. Sorry, he was talking about Sienna. But I agree, yes.
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You shouldn't have to explain to someone you just started to see or someone you've been seeing for two and a half years that you've now abducted and brought to a bee farm why you should be together and have babies. It's that simple. Yeah.
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You shouldn't have to lure your girlfriend to visit you by putting a little desk next to a cricket machine. It's just that simple.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Is that why you kept on saying boogie, woogie, woogie, woo? Yes, precisely. Craig, you're huge on closure. And I mean, if this is closure, then that's fine. I'm willing to accept it. If this is the end, I'm willing to accept it. Gosh, I'm not willing to accept it. No, it's not closure. It had to have been opened in the first place for it to be closureship.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
That was a let's run away and get married message from you. And then they all left.
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So then, so now they're talking about like the, Vanita, Madison, Sally are at the beach and they're like, it is hot outside. God, I would love to go on that boat. I'd love to be like, get me on that boat so I get air conditioning. They start talking about JT and showing up and everything. And Benita's talking about how he missed his flight and all that stuff.
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And Madison is like, look, this group is about friends. And I'm not being a mean girl. I'm really not. But, I mean, if JT wants to come and blow things up, I'm locked and loaded and ready. I brought three extra cobs of corn today.
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Earn your keep. It's called the SS Great American. Now go do it.
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Yeah. And I was like, wait, what? And Shep is like, yeah, gosh, I'm not going to be there. I'm going to go snorkeling. Wait, what? And Craig's like, well, she can go snorkeling with you. Why would she not like want to hang out with you?
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This is so sad. I know. Craig, don't be all cutthroat. That's not who you are. And then Austin's like, and then he's like, you guys can talk to her and be friends with her and bring her into the group. And then she'll see it's a cool group. She'll want to be in the group. And when she's in the group, she'll see that I'm kind of like the leader of the group.
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And when she sees I'm the leader of the group, she's going to love me. Oh, sorry. Another TED talk. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Youth reference.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
literally literally austin craig and shep are like the rockets all coiled up on each other all you do is kick each other it doesn't sit right with me so craig is like he's like look you can continue to enable your delusional friend or tell them how it is i'm not pumped that sienna doesn't like you but she doesn't like you and i mean why would you want us to be friends with her
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Cause she's a really good person. And I mean, despite the way she makes me feel a little boy with a broken heart, you know, but she also made me feel really good. And they're like, and he's trying to say this. He's trying to be like, no, she's really great. Everything's great between us. And he's sitting there and his, his foot is just like right in the center of the camera.
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And also, people on Twitter and social media need to relax because I went on there, and there are some people who are like, I have to say, I'm not a Shep fan, but Sienna was so mean to Shep. Sienna was so cold. I mean, honestly, that attitude that Sienna had was so awful. I mean, honestly, Sienna was... way nicer than she ever needed to be. I thought she was perfectly fine.
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Like, like things are blowing off of, off of like surfaces and like papers are around the room as it's like current of air is coming out of his foot.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Wait, gosh, guys. Hold on. Sienna's calling. Wait, listen to this. Hold on. Hello? Ted here. Get it? And I'm talking.
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And the entire concept of you makes me nauseous. So I think I'm just pass on this one.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
okay um fine well i'm gonna be over here saying pretending like i'm puking okay well we'll talk about when i see you we can go out on the boat and have a big day a fun day see i'm not clingy i could spend a full 24 hours without talking to you whoa
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
She's like, I'm not going to that fucking fish fry place. I don't feel like having diarrhea all day long. By the way, I want to go to that fish fry place. That looks so good. Now I want fried fish. Unfortunately, the fried fish place that's right near me closed, which makes me really sad. So RIP Craven Claw.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
And Shep is the Delulu one here. Don't like, like, do not put this onto Sienna. This poor, like, she just is like along for the ride. She's like, let me see. This guy's too much. Don't act like you haven't been in a situation where someone's been like, like coming on really strong and you sort of don't know how to let them down.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
it was like it was like i'm so crabby or something like why am i blanking on the name listen if you if you the first rule of own of opening up a fish like a fried fish restaurant is you have to give it a ridiculous name we all know that yeah we all know that
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
This is reminding me, honestly, this is giving me PTSD to my own awful behavior once. I'm not going to lie. I once went down like a Shep path back in 2001 when I moved to Los Angeles. I didn't have any friends and I was new to the city and it was like an exciting new time. And I met the guy who played Jan Jan, the cheerleading man from Bring It On at the gym.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
And he was so cute, but he was also like fun.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
famous and he was nice to me and then i'd run into him at the gym and then we became friends and i was like oh my god it's all happening i have a i have a friend and he's like famous and he's gonna bring me into these cool circles i'm gonna hang out with all these cool people and i would call him all the time to hang out like so much where it became like it became actually it wasn't like an obsession but it was like a it was like it was too much it was like what shep was doing it was too much it was like clearly this person was like
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
sliding into something psychologically that I needed. And then and he just like, you know, clearly he was like, Whoa, you know, and then eventually I stopped. I eventually I was like, Okay, I got to get a grip. And I also made friends and I sort of came back to reality. But I always think about the time when I when I was basically nonstop calling Jan Jan the cheerleading man for me.
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It's like the most mortifying thing I've ever done in my life.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
No, no, no, no. Ben McKenzie, I was just normal friends with him. He just goes to me because he became famous. But like Jan Jan, the cheerleading man, I was like, I saw my future of what my life in L.A. could be. I was like, I'm going to be swept up into this group. I'm finally going to be with the cool kids. I'm finally going to be accepted. It's going to be amazing.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
And I just got so obsessed with that notion that I was always like, you want to hang out? Oh, well, it's been two hours. Maybe you didn't see that. I called. I'd call again. It was crazy.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
So you sort of just smile politely until you figure out how to deal with the situation. People are so unreasonable. I mean, I think so too. I have total sympathy for her. I actually do, too.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
I was 22. This man is 46 and this girl is 26. So –
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Me, like me with Jen, me, like I've like hang out with him and like, Well, for a moment there, I was sort of in like that little young Hollywood circle. You know, I don't remember. If you name some people, I'd be like, oh, yeah, that person and that person and like his wife, Kyler Lee. And I was like, it's all happening. I have famous friends. I'm going to be like, whoa, it's cold in here.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Well, the most embarrassing thing I said was. Hirsch, your pretty little freckled lips, let's hang out tonight.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
No, it's like, I'm like cringing right now. Like even just talking about it, I'm like, it was so, it's so, so, so embarrassing. But again, like you said, kids and I was like, also I was like a closeted, you know, person new in the city, whatever. But Shep is old and...
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
he shouldn't be acting like this it's one thing if you're like a if you're young newbie in the city and don't know everything the world is exciting and crazy but when you're just like an old fart you know yeah don't obsess over sienna yeah it's gross oh so this is the part where uh shep is now destroyed and he's sitting out looking at the sea the old man in the sea he's like yeah guys i'm just in uncharted waters
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
So then we go to the girl's suite and everyone's getting ready. Some people are getting ready to go snorkeling and some people are going to go to the fish fry. And then the snorkel people are in the van and Shep is like, Taylor, you expressively said you want to go to the fish fry, but now you're snorkeling. What the hell?
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Taylor's like, well, I'm choosing water over food because I realized if you get, if you drown today, I want to stay.
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Oh, gosh, I still see you.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Where Taylor said, I'm choosing water over food. Yeah.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Do you think that fishes can get text messages? Because I really want to profess my love to that big salmon over there.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
So now Vanita's talking about stealing all the Balmain. That's exciting. So anyway, they're all going to head to the fish fry and everything. And they're getting into the van and stuff. And Craig is like, hey, so fish fry people. Sienna, she wanted to come to the fish fry with us and not Shep. And they're like, oh, no. Oh, bad. Yeah, that's sad. I feel bad. I'm sorry. Go ahead.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
and uh here we are all these years yeah and by the way seven years later talk about secreting some you go yeah that's why he's obsessed with her because she is like completing the picture he literally says he lays it all out that he wants to be somewhere with sun and white sand and like in love or whatever so craig is like it's okay to like someone but then you gotta recognize when they don't like you back and at that point you must move on and i know i would do that luckily
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Paige really, really likes me a lot.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
I don't know, like don't water plants that don't bring beauty, right? If that makes sense. You know, it's like that old saying, don't touch poison ivy if you're not gonna grow it in your home garden, right?
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
You're watering gravel. It's not flowering for you.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Yeah. It needs a bigger pot, you know? And Molly goes, sometimes the hermit crab outgrows its shell. Come on, Molly. It's got to stick with botany. Come on. You can't bring it to hermit crabs. None of it really makes any sense. Penalty flag.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Guys, it says that there are nurse sharks. Are the nurse sharks going to kill us? Like, no, they're actually really, really nice sharks. Oh. They're like puppies. Poor Ryan.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Yeah, because he's so he's yeah, because they're they order chicken in a bag. And when he starts talking about living in the Bahamas, they keep cutting to Austin just like looking down at his napkin or something. But it's kind of like a moment because they want to be like, look, Austin doesn't even want to listen to Craig's story. He wants to look at his napkin.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
But it's also like, to be fair, Craig has probably talked about living in the Bahamas a million times every week since 2018. That was like his whole thing for the longest time, like back in the Bahamas. i would wake up in the morning and go to sleep at night back in the bahamas to get places i would get into a car back in the bahamas bahamas
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
i was like when she walked in the room i like panicked i poured like champagne because i thought we were gonna hang out and then i was like i need to go fix the reservation downstairs she was out of control what a monster so then the snorkeling crew is uh now talking after snorkeling and stuff and they're like oh that was so fun ryan you know
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Well, Shep, does this beach remind you of any beaches in Vietnam? Is that going to make you feel better? No.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
molly's like well look we're on this beautiful beach things are great right now and taylor's like please don't remind me that i'm here and shep's like i just oh i'm having a hard time and molly goes because of sienna no because of global warming it just all of a sudden hit him of course because of sienna molly and um taylor's like uh yeah well i don't this ain't my circus anymore but
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, unlike Sienna, with Chep, it's Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Thank you for showing up.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Yeah. So Molly is like, yeah, getting old. And then so Shep sees a stone.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
And Ryan's like, I think it's a silver dollar. Oh, gosh. Coral or something. And he's like, you think I can skip it? Like, no. How many times do you think I could skip it? So then he goes off to the ocean and he's like, Taylor, this is why I'm going to prove you wrong.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
and the audience is like boo fuck Taylor for not having more faith in the skipping stone what a bitch what a miserable ice queen bitch next time support the stone is this the part maybe this is later I don't remember but is this the part where Molly's like I mean like Shep deserves like better like
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
i could be i could be into him like she deserves someone who gives a like someone who wants to support your stone skipping someone who's going to give you tips someone's going to lift you up like josh groban and make sure that stone gets three hops before it plunks into the water and hits a hits a little fish a clown fish on the forehead and gives it gives it brain damage
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
So I just, there was, again, there was something so funny about this. A, that Molly, like that this skipping stone moment was like, it was like a AB test between support and no support. But also it was like, poor Shep is heartbroken so he's gonna stand by some water and skip stones. It's like, oh God, get over it.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Did he get his wings? That was so funny. And Shep says that he's excited for JT. And then Austin, back at, I guess, snorkeling. But then Austin back at Fish Fry is like, well, Shep is just feeling all sorts of something. And Vinny's like, well, have you guys seen him infatuated with someone like Sienna before? And like, never. I've never seen him like this. I just hope he doesn't spin out.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
And Austin's like, I'm walking away. I was like, oh, Craig, God.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Yeah. And he's like, because I know the underlying tone to him saying that. And like the underlying tones are like, I hope that Shep doesn't turn back to the bottle because then he doesn't have, you know, control of his emotions. And I have I have control over my emotions because I'm like a man and everything. Oh, yeah. Right. Right. Yeah. You totally have all the control of your emotions.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Unless only if you have the biggest room possible. It's insane right now.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
So, um, then Craig is like, you have to tell Austin or he'll be like, Oh, Austin goes to the bathroom. And then, then they're talking about like, do you want to go to another bar? And everyone's like, yeah, well, Craig was Craig proposes going to another bar, but then he's like, but you guys have to be the one to tell Austin.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Otherwise he'll be like, why do we always have to do what Craig wants to do? Which is kind of funny. So they go to another bar and they get some drinks and there's a whole bunch of like rum or something on top of one and Madison's pouring out their drinking. So anyway, Craig and Madison go off to talk by the, by the beach.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
And Craig's like, it's just like, you know, I haven't gotten to talk in so long. And I feel like life in Charleston for the group has just gotten like real fractured. I'm like, yeah, well you moved out to the suburbs. So yeah, it is a little fractured. You're not there anymore.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Yeah, but don't act surprised that then it's, like, fractured.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
I know. He's like, Austin was like, I just want to hang out with you more. And I tried to make plans to golf with you. And you ditched me so you could garden in your backyard. And you put it on Instagram. And now you've tried to buy me out of, like, my own podcast for, like, a lowballed number. And he's like, he hates me. I don't know why he hates me.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
It's like, you can't play the victim on this one, Craig.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Yeah. He's very twinge forward. And then we see a montage of like Craig being like, hi, everyone. And it's like, Austin looks away. You guys want to sit at that table? Austin looks away. So I'm like, why do you fucking hate me so much? Craig, we just went over this. So Madison is like, well, y'all will figure it out.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Clearly the bandaid that we put on our relationship is starting to come off rapidly. Madison goes, well, I mean, at the end of the day, they're sisters for life. They're sisters for life. And I think they've got to get back together. And, you know, I don't want to choose sides, but I think Craig, I think that Craig is taking it a little bit too far.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Will the boys continue to be friends? Who knows? I guess we'll find out more next week. Next week it looks like it's the big JT joins the group and gets into a fight with everyone at dinner scene. So that's going to be fun to watch. Thanks everyone for being here. Have a wonderful weekend. Keep an ear out for our Traders recap. And we will catch you on the next one. Bye. Bye.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
It's the Foster and the Furious. It's Amanda Foster. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen. It's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
yeah and i just i also did not like craig's comment that he like didn't like sienna's energy sienna was feeling awkward as this guy that she doesn't even want to be with she's on camera because she's like well i guess i'll i'll do this you know whatever of course she's gonna she's try she's actually trying to put out the awkward vibes that way shep doesn't get mixed messages and craig's like whoa she's like really mean i didn't like her oh shut up craig
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Well, I think I kind of wish he applied his whatever. Yeah, exactly.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
I don't know. Yeah, honestly, Craig bragging about how he's such a good judge of energies with Sienna and yet can't even tell that his own girlfriend clearly doesn't want to live with him or have a baby with him and then act shocked when it gets to a breaking point. Sorry. God, this was fun. Okay, great recap. Bye. Thanks, everyone. That was the episode. So it's 7.30 p.m.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
So last we left off, Shep wants Sienna to dress him. And she's like, okay, bye. I'm going to be downstairs. No, but we have to be together while I put on my flip flops.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Yeah, exactly. So, meanwhile, everyone's getting ready to go down to dinner. Molly has a migraine, so her lights are off and everything. She's not going to come in.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Go off, King. Go off.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
You're like, yeah.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
He's taking off his sweater. He's like, not only am I going to go off, I'm going to take off my sweater.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Well, I just was afraid you'd ghost me, you know. Gosh, I sent you so many texts and I just don't want you to deny how much you love me.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Whitney, what are you doing? That was shocking. Well, first of all, I will have some grace for Molly. She had a migraine, so I'm going to let her have that. But the others, I mean, I don't know. I had a sneaking suspicion. None of them missed their flights. I think that production was just staggering them. I think production didn't want everyone all at once.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
They wanted to have a moment with the core cast, and then bring the extras in. So I personally, my conspiracy theory is that no one missed their flights. They were on the flights they were supposed to be on.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
But if they did, then they need to go fucking figure stuff out because that's way too many people missing flights. I'm sorry.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
I feel like they led with Molly this season. And she's just not into it. Yeah, they led with Molly this season. It seemed like she was going to be the next big thing. But then I think actually it really became a Sally season. And Molly has been fine, but I think Sally is the future. I really like Sally a lot. Yeah, I really like her. So people are showing up, and Vinita is going to come tomorrow.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
She says that she lost her passport, but I don't believe so. So then Molly's basically just saying, like, yeah, I had too much to drink, whatever. So now we go back to Shep. This is all we care about, going back to Shep. So Shep comes down the staircase with his lemur arms swinging by his knees, and he's like, oh, gosh, is it okay? Can I wear flip-flops?
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Which, no, you should not be wearing flip-flops, but Sienna doesn't care. And Sienna, in fact, probably wants to... like her little revenge is to set him up for failure. So she's like, yeah, no, flip-flops look great. They look great. So he's in like these khakis and flip-flops. And I say this as someone who wears flip-flops maybe to too many places. I guess I'm like Craig.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
I love it. Yeah, it was so good. Talking Southern charm, of course. And before we dive into that, next month we are going back out on the road to the South, in fact, and many other places, starting on Pi Day.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
I can recognize the flaws in other people and other relationships and other flip-flops, but maybe not in myself. But even I could tell you, don't wear flip-flops with those pants.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Exactly. And she's like, oh, you look amazing. Let's go to dinner with other people so we don't have to have one-on-one time. And he's like, thanks. Hey, Karsh, I just want to sit down. Okay, I'm panting. Karsh, I don't know. We haven't seen each other in over a month and a half and... I feel like I keep on trying to get you to start the Vietnam War and you won't start it.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
And that kind of makes me feel bad. But anyway, so she's like, well, lots, you know, lots happened since then. You know, I went to another country to try to get away from you and you still tracked me down. No, but OK, so what has happened? I don't know. I don't know anything that's happening in your life. Read the writing on the wall.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
yeah it's like of course you didn't come and then craig is like alone and then um then they're talking about is sienna there and quick's like you could the tension was like you could cut it with a knife and it was like a walls in my home the tension was like a wall I could cut it. I'm a very good read of character and I watched enough 90 Day Fiancé to know that it just like didn't feel right.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Like whatever Shep thought was real didn't exist. And by the way, speaking of 90 Day Fiancé, we got several messages last week. We're like, K1, K1, isn't that for employment? What's Greg going to be talking about? I knew that was going to happen. Yeah, it turns out there's a K-1 for this kind of bullshit.
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
march 14th we're going to cincinnati and then minneapolis and toronto and then here's where we're really going in the south charlotte charlotte north carolina uh atlanta and then we have dc and philadelphia so really we're only going to one place two places in the south but you know what i'm saying i was just trying to make a tie-in thematic tie-in to our show so go to watch crappins.com to get your tickets we have a lot of fun at those shows and of course as we approach those dates we'll have
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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
It's a two-hour show, right? It's like two hours. It's very slow. I'm sorry. It does not. People have been, for years, are you guys going to watch 90 Day Fiancé? I have tried. It does not speak to me. I am a Bravo girly. I expect a certain level of quality in my reality shows, and I'm sorry, TLC does not cut it for me.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Kim Richards would be so proud of you. They're everywhere. I remember my mom reading that book because I remember the miniseries in the late 80s was like such a thing. And then my mom read the book and my mom loved that book. You do not know how much my mom loved Lonesome Dove. And I think I tried to read it, but I was also like 12. And I think I read the first chapter and I stopped.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
But it's supposed to be great. I'm excited for you. Oh, thanks. It's so random that you're reading Lonesome Dove. I know.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
So check out subscriptions on Prime Video. Some of our favorite Housewives episodes are when the cast goes on group vacations. I mean, hello, we just watched SLC go nuts in Mexico. Or what about Scary Island? Or what about Morocco? I mean, it goes on and on and on.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
turtle's like of all the people in entourage this is who you have to name me after so chef is like no kidding you're not only named after an animal that's very slow you're named after the character from entourage like a poor turtle poor turtle but turtle got his revenge because turtle's the one who founded fat cells so you know what he's doing did he yeah fat cells as turtles
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
I will double-check right now. You don't have to.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Anyway, so they sit down on a bench together to talk.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
I know I was, I got distracted because while you were telling that story, I can't imagine why I opened up. So I have, I got like a Mac mini, the little Mac mini. And I, so I, I just like set it up like two nights ago. And so I just opened up like my, my iTunes because I want to see Tchaikovsky tracks that I might have. And like, I hadn't opened up iTunes yet.
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And so nothing had populated from the cloud. And there's only four things in my iTunes, two digital booklets from Carly Rae Jepsen, one digital booklet from Dave Matthews. And the last thing was digital bookmark book, uh, book. From that fucking U2 album that they forced on everyone. I was like, here we are in 2025 and that U2 album is continuing to haunt me and probably everyone else.
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That is the worst thing that Apple has ever done, is infect us all with that shitty, shitty U2 album. Even now, it still comes back to haunt us. Sorry, it has nothing to do with the show. I just had to mention that because I feel like everyone has been there. Everyone's had that moment where they're like, why is this U2 album still here? How many times do I have to delete it?
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It feels nice to give my home a little TLC after all that chaos and hubbub of December.
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Honestly, it's just really convenient that Wayfair has everything our home needs. I mean, because I'm going to get a coffee table, I might get a lamp, and it's just all there on the website.
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Yeah, I'm like, you know, I'm like 10 pounds overweight, and also I'm over the age of 30, so I'm basically just like a monster in Charleston. No one will touch me. Yeah.
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So... Well, it's actually... She's like, yeah, I've got to practice. I play the miniature tuba and I have to play. I have a concert on May 4th. I will be doing an all miniature tuba version of the Star Wars theme song.
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Have you ever played Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer on your small tuba? Shep, of course I have.
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I'm going to, you know, like, you know, like Southern guys, like some young girl who's not going to question things, but I'm always going to question things. I'm like, what were you doing? Who are you talking to? Where's my tiny tuba? Did you pawn it? What's going on? I've got to do Tchaikovsky on May the 4th. So he goes, she might come this week. And Molly just goes, yay.
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Molly's like, you know what's great about my hobby? I can literally give my own musical cues. She's like, hold on Bravo.
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I'm making chicken parm. And she's like, wow, okay. He's like, yeah. By the way, is Instagram on? This is like my first cooking show. And Rodrigo's like, yeah, wow. Barefoot Contessa over here.
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Okay, it's from my friend Julia Deckman. She did the art. Oh, cool. An original Deckman. It's so nice that you got me a painting from the lady who owns the coffee shop down the street.
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So Taylor's like, I've never been a big celebrator of my birthday, but my mom came into town and I felt like a shell of a human afterwards. And I felt a huge hole missing and I didn't want to be around anyone but Gaston. So here I am having some chicken parm that's not even made by Nanny. Yeah.
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Are you implying that Tyler had a gay affair with Joe? Yeah. He learned Manny's recipe.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Let's not all forget that Joe Bradley on Southern Hospitality made Nanny's Chicken Parm for Sally. And I think that when he made it for Sally, is that when he found out about Gaston or something like that?
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And then, oh, you're right. Is it Nana? Was Nanny Lisa Vanderpump? Because there was Nanny K. I think Nanny K is Vanderpump.
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Either way, it's all intermixed between Gaston and the chicken parm. Whenever the chicken parm shows up, it's like a sign. It means that there's infidelity afoot. Yes, for sure.
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Like, no, she called him. You can't just take this girl's word as Bible because she seems like Goldilocks with her eyelashes going up and down. Taylor, have you seen yourself in the mirror?
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Yeah, that's just weird. And Rodrigo's like, it sounded like Gaston didn't want you to go. So I just want to make sure it was you who didn't want to go. Gaston is the one that's like, you need to stand up for yourself. And Rodrigo's like, oh, good, good. Because Sally didn't reach out to invite you, right? Did she or did she reach out to invite you to her housewarming?
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So then we see a flashback of this phone call happening and Taylor's like, it's just weird being invited someone who doesn't have nice things to say about my person. And it's just, it's some like, it's just, is it just some like innuendo as to why she's trying to lure me into her home? I'm like, let's go back to hubbub. Let's go back to hubbub before we start trying to use innuendo.
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Please walk away from chef's word a day calendar. Okay. Was that the one you were talking about? Yes. It was very Austin, because Austin tries to do that, too, tries to use big words.
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Well, you know, as I always say, Vasa shared so! Which, of course, is one of Tchaikovsky's famous pieces.
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Yeah. Audrey has what I call Sabrina Carpenteritis, which is when you think her talking voice is going to be one way, but it's actually deeper and huskier than you'd expect. So she's like, hey, yeah, I'm Audrey. I'm like, wait, what? You have a husky voice, Audrey? That doesn't make sense to me at all. Much like Sabrina Carpenter.
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Sabrina Carpenter's like, guys, I'm really pushing for this Grammy. I will appear on any show.
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She's like, yeah, it's just, like, nerve-wracking, you know? She's like, it's okay. Like, just let Audrey be the perfect little poops that she is. Yeah. Just be the perfect little boogs. Be all that you can be.
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It's like, ding! And they just cross out the word on the screen. Interstitial. Initial. Initial. Initial. Eviscerate. Yogurt. Ding, ding.
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Damn it. I don't want to bring home some woman and get my parents' hopes up and then they don't like her. I'm like, listen, Austin, your parents... They've lost hope a long time ago. Every time they see you, they're like, yeah. They're not getting their hopes up high when you walk in that door.
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Just humor the trop-hop thing. Don't worry, we'll fund the lifestyle. Just marry him. Marry the man today. So then we see a flashback of Chelsea. And Austin's like, hey, everyone, this is Chelsea. She's like, ha, your son's a sissy. I go, okay.
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Shut up, woman. Listen, I want to go hunting. I want to kill something. And also, I'll do your highlights. I'm Chelsea. I love Chelsea.
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Maybe she'll go back to Survivor someday. Well, anyway, Austin is like, well, then you'll meet my same parents. So, they arrive at his parents' new house, which is big and gorgeous. And, by the way, I love Austin's parents. Every time. Oh, I do, too. First of all, they are so fun and waspy. They are just there ready for cocktails. And they are just ready. Every single time. I lied.
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I said that they have no hope. They have hope every single day that this is the day that Austin decides to do something with his life. And they just are always like... Did you get a job, Austin? He's like, no. OK, well, back to the cocktails.
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I love her. I feel like if we went over to their house, she would put out like a little bowl of olives and she'd have some nice, like really nice crackers. And then she would sit back in a couch with a drink and she would talk with like maybe a cracker in her mouth. But like say something, well, you know, the weather, the weather is absolutely terrible. Can I fill you back up again?
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And you would just talk about the weather all day long and it would be great.
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Please don't say you're dating Austin without a crutch. He's like, every day is a weekend, Bubba. So... He's like, Austin's like, it's so nice. Isn't this nice, Dad? It's like, you know what's also nice? A career.
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Yeah. you know, it hasn't been sexual since we broke up. And then Victoria, a big Victoria throwback is her saying, so her sneaking around the hall isn't sexual. And then of course we get the clip. Madison, Madison's insane right now.
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She was, she was like a single season. She was, she was right before Madison. Yeah.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Also, like anyone who's dating, Austin is forced to go with the flow because the amount of saliva that is flowing out of that mouth at any given moment, like if you're either going with it or you're leaving it. But they're like flowing downstream, you know, with Austin Smith. Yeah. So Wendy's like, so Audrey, how do you like coming to Charleston? Do you need to, it's soul sucking, right?
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And she's like, no, I love it. You know, three hours isn't long at all. Isn't long at all.
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You know, there was a time when I was dating because I'm like, I'm having fun with like no thought of a relationship. And guess what? That time is still happening. It's so cool. Man.
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Well, she wants four. It's insane. Oh, four. Wow. Four for my son. I'm going to have to have some more cocktails just so I can start seeing quadruple myself.
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So then Madison calls, so he goes outside, and he's like, hey, what are you doing? We're at Seabrook. And Rodrigo's on the phone, too, and he's like, hey, we just heard from Craig that Craig and JT went and had coffee together. What?
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Yeah, but last time I checked, last season, Austin, you hooked up with Taylor. So, I think bro code is not really something that you can complain about.
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Please. I think Rodrigo is just there to enjoy watching the drama unfold. I don't think he gives two shits about anyone.
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So, now we're at Sally's house, and she's prepping for her big party, and her mom is there, and she's like, looks good, Mom. I'm going to get drunk.
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Her mom has, like, a real, like, bouncy Southern voice.
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I know, they all have that voice. They're like, huh?
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Guess what, mom? You could be replaced by a robot any moment. I know this because that's what I do for a living. So get to slicing.
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So Sally tells a story about how her rent went up, and then she was like, I want to buy a house. So she bought a house. That's basically the story.
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Yeah, because you wanted us to learn proper manners. Yes, we see how that turned out, right?
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I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to observe it on the next episode. Yeah. So she starts bossing her mom around some more and she says, uh, how her ex fiance had everything, you know, the houses, the cars, it's the standard thing of like, now she has a house. So she knows that in any future relationship, she'll be okay. So now we go over to Paige, whose face I'm in Craig.
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It's like, Hey chicken, you look really pretty. Shut up, Craig. I'm going to Pilates. I don't look pretty. We all know I'm at my like level six right now. And I could be a total 10.
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So if you can't do that, like why is that even a question? I think you guys should just like sit down and dissolve the whole thing. And when I say dissolve the whole thing, dissolve the podcast, dissolve the friendship, dissolve us here, anything, just get them out of our lives.
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Like why would you not, like why would you like not have a podcast like just called like, I don't know, Craig and Friends. You know, it's like Fox and Friends, but like Craig and Friends instead. And the friends can be pillows and not me.
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She's like on a bike. What's a reformer? A bike? That's the Pilates. That's that, like, torture board that Pilates people use.
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Craig, you never shut up. You can do a podcast on your own. Look at this phone call, for example. I have done like already 30 minutes on this reformer and you haven't even noticed. OK, you can do it on yourself by yourself.
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Oh, I have a hard time breaking up with people. But like with Austin, maybe I was looking for an owl and I didn't even realize it.
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Yeah, like those are like very real questions. Can you write this down so that way I can read it off my phone when I talk to him?
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I don't even remember that happening.
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Wait, so he... I didn't even remember... Because I remember that Grace Lilly brought a guy to a baseball game.
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That's wild. Yeah. They are really all up in each other's business. It's great. What a great show. Um, but he has got, so that means he has hit three, right? So he hit grace, Lily Taylor and Sally. Yeah.
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Yeah, it's going to work out really well. So Sally says, Andrew's like not my usual type. And she's like, you know, I'm usually with a businessman and he wants to communicate everything and talk so soft. And I love that my type is changing from someone who has their life together to someone with a man bun.
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Hey, lady, sweet lady. You were singing that song earlier. Oh, yeah. I've been to Georgia and California and everywhere in between. I don't know. I don't remember the lyrics. I've been to Nice and the Isle of Greece. I've sipped champagne on a yacht. Yeah, there you go. I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed them what I got.
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Hey, you. You with that euphonium in your hand. I know what you're thinking. That's love. That's life right there. That euphonium.
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Yeah. Sally's like, yeah, I want to change the pools. I don't like the tiles and everything. Hey, get a drink. You're probably like, where's the bartender? Vanita's like, um, this setup is cute, but you're making me the bartender. Like, why am I making my own drink? Oh, suddenly, suddenly. Okay. Whoa, whoa.
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Wait, sorry, I just, I zoned out for a second.
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So then we have Shep being like, oh boy, a barbecue. Oh, I had that for lunch. Mac and cheese. My doctor said no. Green beans. I can have that. Yay.
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Yeah. So now Whitney and Madison also sit down and Whitney's like, oh, so non-mothers, what does Andre think about Madison?
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You know, when we got here, that pool was actually empty, and now it's full. Hey. And Austin's like, by the way, did you see Craig? Like, Craig is here.
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I didn't know we messed something up last week, but whatever we did. I'm sorry.
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Well, I went because it felt very unresolved. Because last time I saw him, I just stormed out of the place. And I'm a business owner in this town. And he better be getting along. It's better to have him getting along with you than running around. Because he could take down pillows down south. And then what? And then what? Fucking Craig.
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Say it again. I'm a founder and CEO like Danielle Oliveira. Of what, Greg?
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I did. I did shut it down about both of you. I totally did. I was like, well, it just feels like a direct attack aimed at me, Craig.
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So then she walks away and Craig's like, why don't you just like go fishing with me and Shep and JT? I can't just like sit here and talk about this guy right now. I just, I can't, I can't right now. It's insane. Yeah.
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So then Sally and Vanita and Leva and Andrew are talking and Sally's like, well, I wonder if Taylor's coming. I mean, I'm nervous. Is she going to push me into the pool? Foreshadowing, foreshadowing, foreshadowing. So Rod and Tyler arrive and Taylor's like, I feel like I'm going to barf kind of like Penny on Southern Hospitality. Am I right, everyone? Call back.
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Yeah, that's wild. So then Rod's talking to Craig, and he's like, so did you and Austin talk? And he's like, yeah, I had coffee with a little one, so I had to explain myself. Yeah. I call him the little one.
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So then Leva's like, wow, Shep, it looks like you're working out. He's like, gosh, thanks. It's because of Sienna. Wow. Maybe. Oh, like, man, it's like maybe I'm looking like I've got to bring it up to a high level because I'm dating a high level. Awesome gal. So I can't look like a slob anymore.
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So Taylor has not come up and said hi to Sally. She's just acting really weird. And so I was like, weird that she's not saying, hey, I mean, it's my house that I paid for, by the way, not don't need any other man. Okay, this is a house built on robots. And she doesn't even say hi to me. Guess what? I'm gonna replace her with a robot unless she already is a robot because she is kind of robotic.
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Yeah, but after weeks of us saying that all we get with Vanita is her just doing something outside with Charles, this week they're like, you know what? You want us to do something with Vanita? Fine. How about we almost kill her? It's like, out of nowhere. They do that instead. They really upped the Vanita stakes.
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Does anyone even listen to me anymore? I think I'm just talking to myself in the corner.
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Dude, I don't want my friends who they can't, I'm not going to tell them who they can't and can't see. I'm just like shocked. I'm shocked right now.
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Oh, that might be Molly working on her percussion skills. So, uh, then there's like, they're eating, some of them are eating oysters and everything. And Sally is still upset that Taylor hasn't said hi. And it is weird. And Taylor's doing that thing where she's like, Oh, I guess I should say hi to her. I was like, yeah, you should have done that. As soon as you walked in, don't be so rude.
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And, um, she was like, okay. And she's like, she's like, yeah. Um, she's like, uh, she's like, I know I canceled my party and everything. And like, you went to Craig's and I heard that it's just like odd that you came into the group of friends and you're like telling them about a relationship from like a year ago and you're like, don't even know him, you know? Yeah.
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She's like, um, no, but I mean, we're exclusive a little bit. She's like, where are you? She's like, yeah, I don't think you know the depth. Like, he's in my history and I have a right to talk about my past.
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So meanwhile, Madison's talking to Andrew and she's like, can I ask you something? Sally told me that Gaston called her. And he's like, yeah, he screamed at her. It's like a piece of shit. Then she called me in tears and I like held her for like 30 seconds. Like 30 seconds.
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But in true Vanita form, it was like the whole thing lasted about as long as a Charles and Vanita in the backyard scene. But I do have to say, I've got to give Vanita credit. It was her first time ever, I think, becoming the focal point of a in-show teaser. So congratulations, Vanita. At least it was the first time this season.
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I have a long-standing history, and I fucked up last year, but still. And she goes, right. And you have a long-standing history, and they say that. So I don't have a long-standing history. Do you see what I'm trying to say here? And she goes... I see right through her bullshit. I don't trust this girl. I don't trust anything she says.
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I know. So now Sally goes off to talk to Madison, and she's like, I think she's mad because I have her boyfriend's name in my mouth, and he wants no part of this, meaning the TV show. And Madison's like, yeah, and you also have her ex-boyfriend, too. And I think, is that her dog? Did you take her dog? I did. I did take her dog.
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yeah and it seems like a fun party don't leave so and mass is like yeah i'm going home too it's a school night bye betas so then now leva and venita are there and leva's like let's jump in the pool i think you should jump in the pool let's do that and so they jump in the pool no at least venita does because that's leva for you you know what we should jump in the pool actually you should jump in the pool i'll do nothing and then just kind of mock you from the side of the pool
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
So Vanita jumps in and then she's like, she starts cooing like a pigeon. And they're like, is Vanita drowning? I didn't even know she was even still at this cast. She's at this party. So then Greg's like, hold on. And he like jumps in and saves her, which is actually very heroic and very gallant. And people like, she can't swim. Why'd she jump in there?
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
She's like, she's like, no, I, I had something in my throat so I can swim fine. I just am really bad at closing my mouth when I jump into water. So,
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What was so funny, though, was that this scene, this part spans several segments of the show. And prior to the scene, there was who knows what. We had just sat through a conversation. Maybe it was Austin and Madison and Whitney talking about this.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
you know jt or we've just been going through one gossip scene to the next and then it like goes commercial like coming up vanita's drowning i was like wait what what vanita's drowning and then it comes back i'm like how is this not a bigger like part of the scene like how is this not how did they not even tease this in the coming up next week vanita might die yeah
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
And it was lifeguard repair, lifeguard repair. Craig, stop singing the safeguard theme song. That's a different song. Safeguard and lifeguard are not the same thing.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
What? Wow. I'm so angry that my three layers of bronzer are about to fall off. And Craig is like, the podcast was good because of our friendship. And now the chemistry is just not there anymore because Paige said it's not there. And Whitney's like, really? Really, Craig? He's like, yeah. I mean, how much would you have to give? How much do I have to give you?
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
How about you just drop out and I take it over? Can I buy you out? And Austin's like, whoa! You're talking about taking the right to something that we built together just because I called you out. Whoa! Whoa!
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Beer and pillows or pillows and beer ever survive. I don't know. It's a tough dilemma, Ronnie.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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Have a heck of a time with Rebecca. She sure is swell. It's Raquel.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches. Betches.
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It's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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She's the Queen Bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
And then we see Craig in his backyard, and... Sally spilled some Papanaut tea.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Make sure that we're okay. And then there's a guy over at Patricia's house spraying the chandelier. And she's like, I don't know who you are, but you're doing a great job doing the thing that my son is too dumb to do on his own. Congratulations, person.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Dust him off. And now Taylor walks her dog, talks to her dog in the bed. And she's like, okay, Penny, today's mantra is long before we tune into our hubbub. Wait, what is hubbub? I'm fixated on that.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Hubbub. It's a word. It means commotion and talk, etc. Did JT write that mantra? Because that sounds like a JT mantra. You know, long before we tune into our hubbub. You got to call Poppy Seed on FaceTime and look at that sweet dog.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
He gets two red eyes. I forget. What's a red eye again? Is that like cold brew with like a shot of espresso in it or something? Yeah, I think so.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Yeah, they both actually have a banana. It's kind of like Chekhov's banana. It's like, if you see that banana, it's going to get eaten on camera.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
I was kind of expecting Craig to have a reaction to, you know, all those TikTok videos of cats reacting to bananas and cucumbers. You've seen those? Apparently, like, cucumbers are very threatening to cats because, like, you just put one on the floor and a cat walks up to it and just, like, jumps back in fear because it thinks it's some sort of animal. So I'm just imagining Craig being like, whoa.
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And just flinging himself across the coffee shop.
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Truly. He doesn't even realize that he just thinks that's like part of like what this cafe is. It's like a bread basket. Just get a banana.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
You've got to be kidding me. I can't imagine going to school here. I wouldn't have graduated. I love it. Are you implying that I did graduate because I never graduated?
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I want to major in pillow sciences. So JT tells us, I am so furious. If there was an infrared camera, you would see the heat and smoke coming off of my eyes and my head, not just from the coffee cup in front of me, from all my body and my soul. What I'm trying to say is I've got a lot of heat in here.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
And if you think it's from my red eye, that's really frustrating because of my heat's coming from here. And like, I just don't want you to think it's only coming from my drink. See what I'm saying? What I'm trying to do with this joke is be like, I'm referencing the fact that I've got a coffee drink in front of me, but I'm also popping hot mad. Is anyone following this?
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Well, you said that she didn't take her cane. That's something when she didn't take her cane, that she was a bitch at the horse race.
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wait i'm not trying to gaslight you about how you're gaslighting me but what you think about like what you like unless you see the words leaving these lips you just said it right now i mean what do you want me to do bro i literally did not say the word you just had it four times right now called her a fucking stupid bitch so wow you really are full of rage today i literally am just i gave you a banana wow
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
But you literally just said the P word, the B word and the J word. I was ordering a PB and J Craig.
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I don't believe it. Yeah, Craig is like... Craig is not only he's, he's lying. And, you know, we often talk about people getting, you know, forced out of shows. I mean, we just had a whole discussion like two weeks ago about, you know, Oh, the cast is pushing Craig off the show, but Craig is actively forced. He's pushing JT off the show because now no one wants to shoot with him.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Cause they all think that JT called Patricia a bitch. And that is like, you do not do that. And so now no one is even touching this guy. And he's like, listen, We don't need to beef about this because it's crazy. We've covered enough. He's like, yeah. And I'm happy you texted me, though, because we were kind of in limbo.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
And now that I hate Austin, it's really good because now I can talk to you again and make him mad.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
so now molly's walking her dog and she's walking down the street by that one park and um the dog is like crazy and jumping on like a lady and she's like sorry he's like excitable he like unless i'm playing my miniature tuba he is out of control and that's the only thing that calms him down at least he didn't tell you not to eat a muffin in front of his mother am i right sorry turtle get over here turtle
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Oh, that's right. His name is Turtle. Again, that's one of those weird things when people name animals after other animals. A dog named Turtle. When people name their dog Bear. Or a dog named Bunny. It's just very funny to me. Why would you do that? Get a weird turtle.
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It was probably her roommate who had to sit and listen to endless stories about Shep for all that time. And then she was like, you know what? I don't think I want to go to dinner with Taylor anymore. I'm just going to leave her. So, yeah, they had this dinner. And then four hours later, he asked if he could kiss her. And she said yes. And now here they are playing pickleball in love.
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That's how it should work, you guys. Yeah. What?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Isn't that how it worked on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? I feel like that's I feel like we've heard this story a lot lately.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
But yeah, it's like thrifting. Yeah. So now we see the producers like, how does Gaston compare to your last relationship? And then, of course, they trot out that famous clip of Shep yelling at Taylor about the broken egg during games. It's a clip that will live in infamy, and they're going to trot it out whenever they can, as they should. Yeah.
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So then the producer asks Shep, what do you think about Taylor's boyfriend? And he has a really specific take. He's like, gosh, he looks kind of like a villain from The Bourne Identity. I haven't seen The Bourne Identity in a long time, but do the villains walk around in gym shorts? That shit was hilarious. And Taylor's like, Gaston is sexually inclined. I'll say that.
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Well, I would have to imagine. I feel like you cannot be named Gaston and not be sexually inclined. Like, I feel like he's probably like a show pony in there or something.
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So then Shep is like, well, hey, so Sienna, I can jump on a plane and head to NASA anytime. I mean, God, Sienna, I would love to come and hang out there for an extended period of time if you let me.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And she's like, no, it's it's fine. We just have to. plan it ahead of time. You know, I just have to send all my relatives that I'm too embarrassed to admit that I date you. I just got to send them to a different Island. And then, then you can come over. It just takes a little bit of work on my, I have to basically tell everyone, Hey, I'm going out of town. And then I'm actually not out of town.
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I just hide on a different part of the Bahamas. So that way I don't have to, you know, cross cross paths with anyone while I'm holding your hands.
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So Shep is like, Sienna is very smart and driven and independent. And, you know, she's flying here and there and modeling. She got into med school and she's like a lot of things that Taylor wasn't. And she wears better sweaters, too, even though even though Taylor is younger.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Well, Shep likes that. That was the whole thing, is that Shep likes a well-traveled person, and he likes to travel with them. That was the whole thing with Taylor for several seasons.
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Gorsh! And, you know, as far as having your own thing and going on and being a big baller a little bit, like, she just sort of has that. Taylor's like, yeah, Gaston and I, we're like a similar age and our relationships feel more like a partnership. And like Gaston really makes me feel like I'm good enough. And that's like different for me because now I can play pickleball and not get yelled at.
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Like, wow, your bar is so low right now. Chef really did a number on you.
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So we go over to JT's Airbnb property, the Ann's and his mom, Bunny is back. And she is just as disinterested with JT as so many other people are right now. And so Bunny and his sister, Nicole, they're walking around and he's, cause they're going to be doing some work in there or et cetera. And Bunny's like, wow, this is way bigger than I envisioned it.
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Sorry, JT, not talking about you, sweetheart. Yeah. One thing no one's ever said to my son. It's way bigger, way bigger. He's like, oh, mom, mom. Remember this? This was just a bunch of dirt back here. Remember? Remember when I showed you this? You and Poppy Seed were on FaceTime and I showed you the dirt. Well, the dirt's gone, mom. Am I the best little son in the world?
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But he's like, well, that's a feat. Congratulations. You know, it'd be even more impressive. A Starbucks. Okay. I'm your mother and you greet me with empty arms and I'm holding a canvas on my shoulder and you can't even get me a venti anything. Thanks.
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That was my cake pop. So the sister is, they're just talking about doing this, like this painting or whatever. And they're going inside. And we see a flashback to some of Bunny's greatest hits, which is last year, her saying, oh, JT, these pillows are just fine for a fishing cabin.
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I commissioned a painting of a marsh in Charleston. I was like, oh, how beautiful. Everyone loves to look at a marsh. Well, I saw an oil slick the other day and I was like, Mama, can you make that into a painting for the Airbnb or things?
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Hey, Mama, remember when they found the dead body in the marsh and they had to close it all down? But I've just gone wading through there, so I may have gotten an infection from a cadaver.
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So they're like, okay, JT. Okay.
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Gorsh Ross. sorry sorry jt okay close your ass close your eyes okay we're gonna reveal this painting okay all right open your eyes guess what it's not a painting it's a list of things that you owe us starting with a starbucks okay once we get the starbucks then you get the marsh
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Bunny is like, OK, you know what, honey? You know what, honey? I would like a cane. I would like a cane. OK, you know what? Give me that cane. Give me that cane. That's what you get.
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That's what you get for giving an older lady a cane. Shame on you, son. I tell you what I'm about to do. Raise cane.
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He's like, yeah, I guess it was a dumb move. So then Bunny's like, well, you could always write an apology letter or at least have your sister do it. She's got better penmanship.
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oh good good idea mama that's all you need to do that's all you needed to do so now we go to molly's house and her dog is barking her dog zoe and she calls her mom and her mom just sends her to voicemail which is hilarious and molly's like god why don't you love me old people all right okay all right well i guess i'll just do my makeup so her mom then finally calls back and she's like oh um sorry you couldn't catch me i was cleaning out my closet of all the memories of you sorry
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Did I say that part out loud? My bad.
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doing just fine and dandy it's friday here we're here to talk some southern charm and of course as you may already know as a listener we are going on tour next year the mounting hysteria tour starts in january and right at the beginning of it uh one week into it we have the golden crappies in new york city that is our annual award show for all things bravo although maybe this year we might allow in some peacock stuff a bit i don't know
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She was adopted by two attorneys. And so she moved there when she was three days old. And she loves her parents. And she feels like she hit the lottery. But the most interesting part about this, I think, is she's telling her mom that she missed some notes. So automatically you think like, okay, she's singing. No, she plays the miniature tuba. It's called the euphonium. She's a euphonium stan.
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And when she was 10, I guess it was time to pick out an instrument in school. And she said she couldn't make a noise until she got to the trombone. But the trombone was too short. So she wound up with the euphonium. And now she's like, it's funny because it's too short. And now I'm gigantic.
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Also, I'm realizing that this is settling a debate that we had when we did our trailer crash of this.
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For a week. Part of that was I did give you a cane. To be fair, you gave me a painting of a marsh and I was like, excuse you. No, but I seem to remember we had a discussion. That was a dead pig. But I was like, that's a tuba. And you were like, it's a French horn. I was like, it's a tuba. You're like, it's a French horn. And we sat there and actually discussed this for a while.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And little did we realize there was some other sneaky brass in there called a euphonium that snuck right in. And that's what it was all this time.
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Yeah. Stop just inventing instruments, okay? Euphonium.
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Um, so Molly's like, yeah, I chilled out a lot. And, you know, I used to be a wild child in my earlier 20s. I moved around, lived in LA, Miami, New York for modeling, you know, and we see pictures of her on top model and everything. And she goes, but now that I've gained weight, I've just not been modeling, you know.
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I've got, by the way, and she, this is, you would never look at this person and be like, wow, wow. She's look at her like out of control. She's like, it just shows how cruel or how like rigid the modeling industry is that like the way she looks now, it's like, we got to put her out to pasture.
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If ever I need a good piece of fish, a good piece of meat, I am going to Whole Foods. It is without question the best place for me to find those sort of things.
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And you've got a euphonium. You got it. You basically have a, you know what? You know what's nice about a euphonium? It's like, it's like having a child that doesn't like talk or be annoying. It's just can sit on your lap and you can be like, Oh, my sweet little child. I can tell it stories and I can, I can kiss it. Maybe this is not a great metaphor. This analogy lost its way.
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But either way, it's our award show where we give out the best and the worst on Bravo, on TV, in our lives, in the world, in home goods, whatever it's going to be. But we will have voting open in the new year. And most importantly, it's a live show. It's going to be in New York City at Town Hall on February 1st. So please join us. It's going to be great.
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Like the euphonium in pop culture.
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Van Lewin's. Van Lewin's, not to be confused with Pappy Van Winkle's.
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You know, they really just... They really nailed that. Yeah.
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If you've got a euphonium, we've got a conium for you. Okay.
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Is Landon going to be working in the White House? Because she was an early adopter of RFK, the RFK campaign. I'm just imagining Landon. I'm just imagining Landon walking around D.C.
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Well, Madison's not going to allow him to have bad hair. That is her job. And she takes pride. And she's on top of everyone in that household. She's like, now listen to me. Listen to me, Hudson. I know all your friends have those stupid broccoli bangs, but guess what you're going to get? Handsome bangs, okay? Because you're not leaving this house without proper bangs. Do you hear me?
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Do you hear me? Now put on this robe and make me some pancakes.
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Dang it, honey. So, and Hudson does have a very smart little robe on and they're making very good looking pancakes, like very, very good pancakes. I was like, they know what's going on. But in the middle of this, and Brett is looking hunky and his arms are, you know, popping. It's like the...
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We're already working on some really exciting things for it. Going to try to get some very cool guests for it. It's going to be a night of chaos.
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You know, after you see like the Austin in the morning, semi shirtless and Shep, by the time Brett comes along, you're just like, oh, thank God. Thank God I needed this right now.
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You know. He, he, he like 10, like, listen, he's, he's earned so many bonus points in my book after he tended to Hudson when he did get beat up last season. Like Brett is like, can do no wrong in my book until he does do wrong. But for right now he's killing it.
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So, but then he also, he like kind of coughs and it turns out that he has, he has or had, but he was diagnosed with thyroid cancer at the end of basically last season and And so it was removed, but it sounds like there's complications, maybe scarring or whatever. So for him, it feels like there's a marble in his throat. It's like, damn, I'm glad it's gone well.
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Also wild that we have two thyroid cancer mentions on Bravo in one week.
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I'm just going to say it right now. You're like, really? I mean, honestly, how many fires are there really? In California? Are there really a lot of fires in California? I mean, really? Come on. They really need people at the office there. Um, yeah, no, uh, listen, um, I was going to say about him. I don't know, but Madison's going through it. You heard it here first. What'd you say?
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Separate families. Another family. They all play proper tubas. Yes.
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I like my tubas to be alpha. so my boyfriends he plays an alpha tuba while i eat my alpha corn what do you eat you're born for corn foot corns yeah the lesser version of corn um i'm sorry everybody it's friday okay this is what it's friday and i haven't eaten breakfast yet i rolled up out of bed
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i rolled up out of bed and got onto this microphone yeah ben is doing this early today because i gotta go get my testosterone pellet okay so this is a very early morning this is good this no no this this podcast is the only thing standing between me and mcriddle and i'm hoping that we tease this out long enough that the mcriddles are will no longer be sold that way i've prevented from making a bad decision yeah we should we'll make it we'll make it we'll make it we'll do we'll do that
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Let's make some euphonium fanfic. You know, Molly gets so excited every time she looks at her cable guide. And she's like, oh, my God, they're finally doing a show about euphoniums. Damn it, it's euphoria again.
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Finally, someone captures the high school euphonium players experience. Huh?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
and let's get into it today we are doing southern charm season 10 episode 2 off the peep end off the peep end i get it so we're at craig's house he's raining furniture and he knocks over something onto his flowers and he's like oh my god those are brand new flowers sorry babies they're like fuck you craig the flowers are mad
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yeah, it stands for come have stupid time. Leave off the less tea for savings. So it's indoor golf. It's that thing where you hit golf balls at a screen. Too early for me to make an acronym. I apologize.
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Having slime. They love that slime.
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It's Christians holding space. Oh, that's good. I like that one. CHS, Christians holding space.
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mean he's just yeah it's very like sitcom neighbor kid next door that the kid the teenage kid that comes over next door and sits sits in the cool way and it's like so what's going on and tosses an apple and eats a bite out of it yeah 100 you're like that was my apple so um so they're playing the valhalla chorus guys which is funny because that's where vikings go to when they die
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Love you, Uhtred. So, euphonium. Uhtredphonium. He's like, I play the euphonium. I bring the euphonium to Norway. So they're going to play golf. JT is actually a very good golfer. He apparently has beaten Shep quite handily. And so he tries to take a swing, but he can't because his legs messed up. And he's like, whoops.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So then Craig is telling us, last year JT yelled at Austin all the time, but now that he has handed his olive cane branch to Austin, we can be civil and not tear each other's lives apart.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So yeah. So taking swings and, you know, JT trips and everything. And he's like, no, I'm not going to do this anymore. Okay. So Shep's like.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And then JT's like, so, by the way, what's the feedback in the men's locker room? Did my olive branch at least move the needle with Austin? Or is it going to require some more?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yeah. Well, also just take Austin out to get, get some drinks and like squash it there. You made the first gesture. Say, Hey, let's, hi, come on. Hi. You thought about maybe like mom would go down to the local watering hole, like literally the marsh. I love a marsh. You want. My mama made a real pretty painting of it. You want to look at a painting of a Marsha Austin?
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No, she probably just doesn't want to talk to you. She thinks you're annoying.
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Yeah, you're an outsider, and you tried to... They sort of gave you an opening to come into their world, but you went too hard and too hot after one of the people, which would have been fine, but you acted like a fool at the reunion, and this world will close its doors on you, and that's what happened. So JT's like... And then I remembered something.
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I remember that Madison FaceTime me when she was in the Dominican Republic. And I'm like, why is Madison FaceTime in me? And do you remember in Jamaica when she put on my blue stripes and we see the trip last year, she put on JT's shirts and like made fun of him and everything. And so he's like, well, I think it made Brett get a little weird when that all went down.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
um so now he's suggesting that madison really wants to have sex or that brett thinks that that brett isn't sure that he's madison is secretly in love with jt jeff is like is this a theory that you've developed gosh that's crazy craig's like i don't think he's that worried about you but then why would you sorry would you say what was the end of that man He fights fires.
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I don't think you're really something.
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I don't think that has anything to do with hooking up. I think it's. I don't know. I don't know what it is, but I don't think he has a very strong case here. So Craig's like, I'm a sucker for a good conspiracy theory. And I don't even like to use the word conspiracy theory because I think it's derogatory to all of us who have to walk backwards because we took a vaccine.
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This is even more of a stretch. And Shep's like, gosh, the way that the gears turn in JT's head. I'm not sure I want to know about how that goes on. And he's like, at the Carolina Cup, I'm looking at Austin and I'm looking at Madison and I'm seeing matching polka dots. And my mind is going, I don't know what's going on. I'm like, JT, just say it. You're connecting the dots. Come on.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Craig, you just said connected. Why can't you say connect the dots? Come on. Someone make the pun. One person's saying connecting. One person's saying dots. Come on. Connect your own fucking dots.
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Yeah. And Craig's like, that's not true. Yeah, that's not true. He's like, well, I'm just saying what Leva was gossiping about. I just want to get Ronnie Karam really mad by talking about Leva in the middle of the show out of nowhere.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
so uh craig's like i don't care about leva because austin and audrey are great and jt is like no look i love you guys but you don't hold them accountable and jt do you want to be friends with us because that means you gotta stop picking fights with austin and making up lies
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And he's like, no, I don't. Well, she ran her mouth on the whole bus. He's like, so are you going to take my word or are you going to take Leva's word? She's like, well, I'm just saying that what Rodrigo and her talked about. Get mad at Leva. Someone get mad at someone around here.
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I think he is. Yeah. It's funny. Cause he's been in the, he's been in the background for ages. So now he's actually, yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Listen, I, those bangs, he has like a, sort of like a block of a block of hair. I've always noticed it. Um, so JT is like, um, he's like, well, I'm just saying, well, love is out on the bus. And Shep's like, so I'm worth fucking telling you, knock it off.
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Yeah, that's correct. And then we go over to Vanita's house and Vanita is feeding Charles. It's our first Vanita feeding Charles scene of the season. They always shove these at the beginning of the episode because they don't really know what to do with Vanita after all these years still. So she is feeding Charles and Charles is just as uncharismatic as ever. So there we go.
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I just told you, if you bring it up again, you won't see me again. And, uh, they're basically, he's just like going and they're like, we look, this is like, stop at JT. This isn't going to work where we've decided that we're going to circle our wagons around the very sad campfire. That is Austin. So stop it. And Craig's like, I'm going to get out of here.
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I can't hang with people who are against my friend Austin. Shep, I love you, buddy, but this isn't healthy for me.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So then we go out to Austin calling his mom from the car and he's like, she's like, hey, Austin, got a job, got a life, got a career, got anything going on. And yet what do I have to pay for?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
He's like, oh, well, you know, I was just in Charlotte doing some trop hop stuff. Oh, that's fun. Still playing house with that beer that went out of business two years ago. Okay. What else is going on?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
wow, Austin experiencing the, the, the basic, basic levels of being in step one relationship. Congratulations. So he's had into Craig's right now. Did you find her age by the way?
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um so austin is he's talking about um you know like you know he's growing up so he's like he's like i could take pointers from craig like he's doing so well and we see like we see craig in slow motion like posing with pillows at like a photo shoot and then he's like but on the other end i'm like he's so far up his own ass it's like he almost likes the way it smells it's insane right now
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yeah. And they're frozen too. He's like, he's like, well, here we go. Putting the frozen just right from the freezer to the grill. I was like, okay, enjoy that. So Austin comes over, they say hi and everything. He's like, you know, you have a hundred feet of cable on your front porch. Did you know that? yeah, I left it there for chicken. She said, why did you leave this here for me?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And I said, I don't know. Do you want it? And then she said, no. And I was like, well, I left it there for you. And she's like, I don't want it, Craig. Why do I want the cable? And I was like, I don't know. Do you want, Craig, this is a stupid story. Come on.
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All I'm saying is I go after all the dogs on this show. And there are many.
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Does he know about, does he know, does he know about cordless?
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I hate when people do that. Did that trigger you? Because you're a very germ not loving. I don't. So like my whole thing is this. I'm not like such a germaphobe where I'm like, you know, like I like I'm not like Howie Mandel or anything like that. But it's more like, you know, I've never liked being around germs. Then after the pandemic and everything, I'm more just like I'm just more aware of.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I think with a pandemic, I'm aware of the steps you can reasonably take if you're under the weather to help other to prevent other people from getting sick. Like I now have an awareness that like if you're under the weather, put a mask on. So that way you don't transmit as many germs. Okay.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And so like when people don't do that, when people willingly put me in harm's way, that's when I get frustrated. So it's less about the germs. It's more about like the lack of consideration. So if I get invited over and then you're sitting there like coughing and you've got snot coming out of your nose and like, oh, by the way, I have this cold, but like no big deal.
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I'm like, it's like not contagious. You know what? People always do that. They just like declare themselves not contagious. I'm kind of like, fuck you. Like you could have either told me or put a mask on.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yeah, like he is fully fabricating things. And Austin's like, seriously? For him to say I treat her horribly? Like, we're so great. We're so happy. Blows my mind what a fucking asshole he is. I'm like, yeah, but you are too.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
um so now jt is like um setting up stuff in his his um in his apartment he's moving into a new place and vanita comes over and she's like hi how are you because she's lost her voice so apparently everyone's sick here is it this whole cast are they all making out what is going on it's so weird they're saying it's pollen or whatever i'm like no you guys are all y'all got a cold who
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You all did a batch in the same bag.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yeah. Cause they look at the balcony, they look at all the steeples and there's like this moment of like, it's the city of church or whatever. So, so Vinita is like, I have to be honest. I'm a little, Oh yeah, we can't get coffee, et cetera. So then Vinita is saying like, you know, it sounds like you were trying to start anew and like, let me try to be friends. This is what I would do.
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And people, you know, with people I want to be friends with, you ask for help.
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It's just funny. That's the other thing with these guys. You can't get in the middle of their mess because one season, Craig will be saying, Austin's like a piece of shit. I don't want to talk about... I don't want to hang out with Austin anymore. He always treats everyone like shit and he needs to be accountable. Then someone comes in and is like, yeah, he does need to be accountable.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Let's go after him. And then all of a sudden,
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Bros before marshes. Actually, I'm not sure why I do marshes than bros.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yeah. And he's like, ha, ha, ha, mother, ha, ha, son's fun mother, ha, ha, ha, ha. What kind of bourbon is that, Whitney? It's 15-year Pappy Van Winkles. Oh, yeah, I used to be married to Pappy Van Winkles. He sure had it together a lot more than you did, Whitney. You can learn a thing from Pappy.
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The difference is that Bronwyn can hold her own much better than JT can.
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Although he thinks he can, but he can't.
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So back to JT's apartment, and he's like, by the way, Veneto, remember when Madison threw on my pinstriped outfit in Jamaica? It was kind of like an iconic thing, broke the internet, you know?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yeah, yeah. So I have a theory about that. It holds a lot of water. So it was posted on social media, and her husband saw it. So I thought nothing of it. And it was kind of funny, you know? But I get a FaceTime call, and questions were happening like, hey, what happened in Jamaica with the two of you? I'm like, what?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yeah, and then he was like, clock this. Madison wore polka dots to the race, and guess who else wore polka dots? And Austin's like, whoa, that's insane. So we see a flashback of that. And then Craig is like, at this point, it's like, dude, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? Austin's like, JT, he couldn't hold up an I'm changed man facade for long.
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I thought he was going to fake it for a few more weeks before he went off the fuck.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So Patricia comes down. It's the Easter party. And she's setting up, of course, the table, which has all sorts of chocolates and bunnies and kind of like gaudy pink Easter things on it. And it's for the first dinner party of the season.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I get M&M's. I got Cadbury. I got Mars bars. I got 100,000 grams. It goes on and on. Because I was really expecting... I was expecting like...
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What are you talking about? Duty-free shop at the Charlotte International Airport.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
We did our equivalent of donning and ditching at the local restaurant, except our version is we go in, we grab a handful of Andy's mints from the bowl, we run out of there.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Well, we went to CVS in March and got some leftover Hanukkah candy that no one was buying. So if you see some gold coins around, that's what that's about.
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Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, I know it is a holiday about Easter eggs. So, so then, so Patricia is like, all right, let's have a cocktail. And Patricia's like, by the way, as per your instructions, I have decluttered. Thank you, Randy. I've shoved all of my clutter and tchotchkes and junk into Randy's bedroom. So he is going to have to climb over.
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Let me tell you something. Being married to Pappy Van Winkles, I'll tell you, I certainly, I was the one who was asleep for 100 years in that relationship. Wow, never met a more boring man in my life.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I mean, mother, I'm going to upgrade your audio system. I mean, look at that. It's something out of the dark ages. And we see like a 1995, like Hemerker Schlemmer, Bose, you know, audio thing on top of a stack of CDs. And Patricia's like, well, I am out of the dark ages and I like it. Listen, you're going to have to throw me out of here before you get rid of my DMX CDs.
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Yeah, everyone was just like, snot coming down their nose, hacking up their lawn. Like, this is Bond. This is Bond. It's like, you are green. This is Bond. This is allergies.
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I hate French chocolates. So I was like, oh, okay. Um, she goes, so then she says, she tells us sarcastic, right?
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Oh, okay. That makes much more sense. I was like, Trisha. So, Patricia's been friends with Ryan's partner, Eddie, since 2008. And he's always been in the background on the show. And then Eddie and Ryan got married. And then Patricia became really close with Ryan as a result.
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and like an animal print like a it's like a black animal print shirt and it's just like not it's not very easterly it's a duster i saw some animal print and i made him lisa renault all of a sudden because he's also got that mother mother hey ship okay i can give it back oh did you get those glasses at the gas station he's like gosh yes i did but they're easter look they're pastel
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So Molly shows up and everything. And people are drinking, saying hello. All the usual sort of small talk because they mill about and everything. And Molly tells us, Patricia makes me nervous. I'm just like, is she going to think I'm weird or not classy enough? Probably. Then I remember who her son is. And they show a clip of Whitney in his re-knob days. Now that's a duet I would love to see.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Whitney on guitar and Molly on euphonium. Yes, Reunab reinvented.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So then Craig's like, well, I don't know if Whitney is going to talk to JT after he finds out what he said about his mom. And everyone's like, what? He goes, he called you a bitch. This is just like now this is just a bold faced lie. Like this is. Like, this is a bald-ass face.
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Is it bald? It probably is bald. I think it's bald.
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No, I think it's bald. But I'm saying it with bold face. I'm saying it like my words were bold.
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And like, you know, Shep is like, gosh, I don't remember him saying that.
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And the producer asks, because I honestly, here's what I thought was going to happen. Craig says this, we go to commercial and we come back. Craig's like, no, just kidding. Just kidding. But it was not, he was just fully lying. And so, um, and Craig backs it up. Like he's not backs up, but he'd like, he doubles down to the producer.
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And so then they, they show the footage and they, they basically like no audio found, which is that Craig fully lies. And it's probably going to start a season of shit, uh, because of it. And this is how JT wins because, um, well, I'm not sure if he's going to win. This is like,
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Yeah. They're just, they're just trolling us. That's a, just a casual troll by the editors. They're just bored. And they're like, they just know, like, It's just like no one wants to see it. And they're like, oh, my God, let's just make people squirm. Let's do that to the poor people who tune in to see this show.
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You know what it is? It's more like, you know how you always say, JT can now play the victim card. And he was sort of trying to do the victim card, and actually Craig just gave it to him. I don't know if he'll do it successfully, but this would be what... I would say this. in, you know, all, you know, all episode long, I'm like rolling my eyes at JT, like, Oh God, this guy's really lost his way.
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But then Craig does this. And I feel, I feel bad for JT because he gets made to look like he said something totally mean, and he's going to incur Patricia's wrath. And it's like, actually kind of not fair because Craig is Craig totally lied about it. So.
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I think what's going to happen is they're going to laugh at Craig. Like, Craig, you're a fucker. You made us all believe that. And they're like, well, we know that JT now, he didn't call Patricia a bitch, but he still was extremely disrespectful. So we still stand behind that.
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They're like, oh, God, what? Yeah. And Molly's like, that's a joke. And so Madison goes, you can't talk about me all day long, but you start talking.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
talk about my you you can talk about me all day long you can talk about corn actually you cannot talk about corn you can only talk about me because the moment you start talking about my marriage or corn or my husband you are done yeah and so uh yeah well he was like brett thinks that we had sex in jamaica because she was wearing my clothes and i was like oh god chef help me out here and she was
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Was that this morning that I was reading the New York Times was like, things that stuck with our pop culture reporters. And by the way, no mention of Bravo. Once again, I'm back and I'm angry again. But one thing was, there's a new Ken Burns documentary out called Leonardo da Vinci. Gorsh! Gorsh! Oh, God. I've been in this Vietnam warm-up for so long. Finally, I can move on to da Vinci.
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I'm so glad Sienna knows about da Vinci. She's traveled!
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Which, by the way, is just what she says at any given moment. I just want everyone to know, like, if you thought that she was just coming on hot for JT, she says that at Starbucks, too. Like, ma'am, would you like any sweetener with that? I'll tell you what I would like with that. No more betas, because he'll be the little bitch when I'm done with him.
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Let's all say a prayer for JT because I'm gonna fuck him up. Which, no, that's an actual line here.
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I was about to say, mother, I don't think that means what you think it means.
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yeah we have to wait five minutes for randy to wipe it off the cameras randy hurry up with the rags the cameras can't shoot us honey don't don't spit on the camera spit on randy So, um, so now, um, then they're going to start going, now it's time for dinner. So they're going to sit down together. This is where Madison's like, can I get an old fashioned cause I want to, I want to fuck JT yet.
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You think that's it? Yeah, little Craig's, you know, we're starting to see it. We're starting to see the long-term repercussions on little Craig.
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So they all sit down and everyone's like, wow, it's so pretty. It's lovely and everything. Oh, wow. Yeah. Patricia's like, yeah, well we're having Easter fair ham and some crispy macaroni and cheese and green beans, which go really well with a ham. Um,
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So Shep is like, okay, well, I'd like to talk about why we are here. Because they say, Shep, will you do a toast? He goes, I'd like to talk about why we are here. And that is Easter and Jesus. And Jesus was a guy who was trying to do nice things, but he was crucified. What? Like me, by Taylor. And it's bullshit. And let that be a lesson to some of us. You are punished for your kindness.
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Like Leonardo da Vinci was, after he drew that guy with all the arms in the circle. So anyway, that's a bad message. But Bon is a pilot. He's a pilot. And he can fly us to the Bahamas. So that's cool. Don't be mean to Jesus.
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I heard that Pontius Pilate actually had like really good legs. I mean, he has the origin of Pilates, right?
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Pontius Pilate said, Patricia's a bitch.
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We're having dessert. No one listened to Molly.
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So they get cupcakes and Austin's like, hey, Patricia, have you ever seen this thing where you take off the top and you make a sandwich out of the cupcake? It's insane. Look at this right now. Which, you know, Patricia's like, poor person. Everyone knows we eat a cupcake with a fork and a knife in the first place. They've got all the problems that way.
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So Shep FaceTimes a new face, which is Sienna, his girlfriend, who is gorgeous. And I don't know what she's doing with Shep, but he must have charmed her and mentioned that he owns like five billion acres. That's the only way I can imagine.
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Whitney, you were supposed to tell her that the cupcakes are not for eating. They're for throwing at Randy. Now you've insulted her instead.
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Yeah. And he's like, I've known her for like 10 years. I can say these things. And I was like, can you though? I don't think so. And she's like, what the hell, Whitney? You know, I had, I don't have the best relationship with food. So it's like, don't be a fucking dick. I'm like, he's going to be a dick. If Whitney has a choice, he's going to be a dick.
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Yeah. He's like, well, I mean, you're eating it like a like a fucking Big Mac. Well, it's not like sorry. I hate to break it to you. It's not like a cupcake in its natural state is like representative of like hood cuisine. It's like, oh, my God, I can't believe you ate a cupcake like a Big Mac. It's kind of a lateral move. It's a cupcake. They're brought in for children's birthdays.
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OK, so they're sold in vending machines around L.A. and probably other places.
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Yeah. And that's pretty much where it ends. They put up a title card saying in loving memory of Michael Calicorse, who of course, uh, you may have.
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So RIP Michael. Um, and, uh, that's the end of the episode. So, um, thanks everyone for listening. Hope you all have a wonderful weekend. Uh, make sure to buy some crap and tickets for Christmas gifts for all your loved ones. Bring the whole family. The whole extended first cousin, third cousin, grandma, grandpa, anyone, Randy, we'll see you on the road at the very least. We'll see you next week.
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Give him hell, Miss Noelle. Ring that bell, poor Rochelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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Yeah, he's like combed his hair down. Like he does that thing with his hair. Like he's about to do a book report.
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Sienna and I met on this dating site called Garsh for Garsh. And I was enthralled by her basically.
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of course because he's talking about raya right i assume anyone who's like a celebrity or wealthy i just whenever they say a dating site it's like first rule of raya don't talk about raya otherwise you'll be kicked off you won't be able to match with people like shep rose so um you're gonna have to get your chlamydia locally from non-celebrities you'll have to go to match.com.
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Gail Simmons. So, um, we see them all together and everything. And Chep's like, I just think she's so sexy and there's nobody else that looks anything like her. And the whole country of the Bahamas would agree because she's Miss Bahamas. Gersh. So we see her. She is Miss Bahamas.
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Oh, I was like, wait, I think that's actually, I think that's a great choice.
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Yeah. Why not? Like, why not give a shot to Mitzi Goldberg? How about that? Yeah, why not? Down at the CPA's office.
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Mitzi Goldberg, Rachel Goldfarb, anyone whose last name starts with gold. Judy Gold, the comedian. Never know. I think she might be a lesbian, but she might turn for you, Shep.
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And Percival Everett's brilliantly subversive James.
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So then we go to Taylor with Gaston. And she's like, are you ready to pickle? And unfortunately, they're not actually pickling vegetables or anything, which would have been semi-interesting. Instead, they're playing pickleball. So Gaston's like, yeah, let's do it, baby. She goes, wow. look both ways and hold my hand when you cross the street. And he's like, get out of here. And she's like, oh man.
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I actually am really excited to hear George Orwell's 1984 again because last time I read that was back in, I don't know, middle school or something like that. And the world has changed so much with technology and everything like that. I feel like now is the perfect time to revisit and listen to it on Audible.
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Currently. We're going to hold space for the name Gaston right now. Okay. So we're just going to like, for all the Gastons out there, we officially apologize. We know this was probably a tough thing for you to listen to last week.
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If I knew any of that song, I would. Yes. And you, but I actually don't know any of that song. I just know of the song.
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No one is someone who walks across the street like Gaston. No one's a pickleballer like Gaston. No one is a man with an interesting.
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Yeah, well, he has a vertical mullet, which is it's party on the bottom. It's like party on the bottom and work on the top or something like that. Or maybe it's the other way around. I just made that up right now. But the point is, it's a very popular style amongst like men his age, which is like your shave, shave, shave, shave, shave. Then all of a sudden, lots of hair.
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It's kind of like the mushroom, but it's not the mushroom. It's just a thing. It's like this weird choppy. It's like intentionally choppy. But I have to say, I still prefer it over the broccoli bangs. So like, you know. That's true.
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She's like, oh, well, I'll wear it right now. So she puts it on.
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Jesus. He's like, well, I mean, it really accentuates your wonderful chest. And she's like, ah, you're so silly. Do you like how it looks? Because this is gonna be the last time you see it on me, by the way. Just what every woman wants to hear when she's already got the ick.
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so then he tries to fix her hair and she's like oh no don't touch the hair and so he's like oh what she's like how's my hair blowing in the wind oh gosh yeah god i've never been more jealous of my hair than i am right now the ability to just be blown away from the situation even my hair is trying to escape
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it's mossy and i've been standing here the whole time um i got a baby inside of me gosh yeah it's a connection i think someone has to tell shep that just because you feel love and you feel a connection does not mean it's automatic for the other person and the more you say it does not mean the more true it is so she's like
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um i just and he's like well hi yeah i actually it doesn't feel like that at all it feels like a death by a thousand paper cuts honestly and he she's like yeah but we weren't in a relationship whoa but so what were those moments that we had like what was that just an aberration or something i mean megalodon teeth don't grow on trees so that has to mean something
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Meanwhile, up on the balconies of the hotel, Madison and Taylor are talking, and they're just looking at the view, and Taylor's news is that she napped, and Madison's news is that she should have napped. And Taylor's like... Are you still napping right now? No, I'm awake.
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It's like, oh, I wonder if Sienna's going to show up or not.
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And Taylor's like, no, no, I didn't bring out that side of him.
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Like, it tastes bad. So then Lava FaceTimes in. She goes, hey, I miss you guys. What did I miss? I'm dying to get to know what's going on. What's everyone?
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I have to say, I do not have, like, it's so amusing to me how much like you are so like angered by Leva. She does nothing. She does nothing.
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oh okay i'm in i have group project anger well she's called in today but we don't we can skip the scene uh no we don't have to skip it because it's not real it's just i think she's annoying
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She's like, well, I miss you guys. Yeah. And so Taylor's like, well, Sienna's here and that's been like a whole debacle. And Leva's like, what do you mean? She's like,
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she's just not that anymore yeah um which is pretty true and so then we speaking which we then go back to sienna and shep and shep is like we're in love will you admit that and she's like um i don't know if we're in love i'm not even sure we're in like he's like no you felt love you i know you felt love because i said i loved you so that meant that you loved me and that's what we talked about
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i mean give me like tell me that like do we do we love like is there is there an event that occurred that was like oh like we were not taking on top of a roller coaster and on a journey it's like yeah if you were going up on the roller coaster roller coaster's only going one direction after you go up and it's not going farther up yeah it's just down and then it was derailed and you were that idiot who wasn't even wearing a seat belt and then wondered why he got flung off the seat flung off the road i know enjoy your severed arm
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Like, can't take, get the hint. Oh my God. I wanted to shake my laptop.
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#2755 Southern Charm S10E13: Dunce On This Island
she's like um i feel a little sick oh gosh did you eat the megalodon tooth no no i'm it's still i'm still wearing it well i had my heart broken about three or four times but this might be the first time that i've tried to fight for something when it appeared i thought they didn't want it i feel like ophelia and hamlet unrequited love or is that macbeth all i know is all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely megalodon teeth
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You're a stalker and a creep. Just go home. So now the entire cast comes down to dinner while Shep and Sienna are sitting there, which is already so awkward. Why would Shep have this conversation with Sienna right in like the public space where the dinner is?
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And Austin just sees it and is like, Jesus Christ. And Matt's like, oh. They're all like, why are you doing this? And why are you doing it right here, you know? So Shep is like, oh gosh, my friends are all here.
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So, so then Austin's like saying hi. Well, by the way, not a pussy, like not a pussy to be gracious and kind to a person at your dinner. Right.
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yeah honestly so don't don't do it through the app um do it through the their best and that's all right let's get on with this shall we southern charm
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Okay. But Craig also like, he spends a lot of time constructing images of himself, which he's talked about later this episode. You know, right now he is building the image of himself as like a Martha Stewart of the South, a man, Martha Stewart. And previously he's constructed the image of him being a lawyer, et cetera. And when, and I think that he is particularly triggered by, um,
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I don't know if it's women or just people in general who threatened to pierce a hole into a fragile guy's careful attempt at creating a public image for himself. So he's seeing Sienna doing that for Shep. Shep is trying to be like, I'm a good boy.
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Just let her go. Yeah, you know, for as much as, you know, it's so funny because the trailers for this season showed that scene of Madison and Patricia sitting in the bed being like, Gold Digger. And the truth is, Sienna has tried desperately to get away from Shep. She's like, what's the opposite of gold digger? Gold fill in the holer. She's putting dirt on the gold.
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She's like, I'm not digging for this gold. I'm burying the gold.
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Gold barrier. Reverse explosion.
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So Craig is being a total dick. He's like, I don't want to say hi. Because I think in his mind, he's thinking I'm enabling a situation. That's what he's claiming. But I think he's just being a dick. Like it's someone at your table. Like you should just be so gracious enough to say hello, especially because you're supposed to have Southern charm and you should be chivalrous to a lady.
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So Craig's like, my version of friendship is being honest and tough love. And Austin being an enabler to Shep is like not being a good friend. Yeah, I don't know if Craig always loves getting that honesty and tough love coming back to him, but that's fine.
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And then a conch salad arrives. So then everyone's eating. God, the last thing I need to see is Austin eating a conch salad. I'm just imagining like conch just like spitting out in all directions.
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He's like, yeah, it's really nice night without little bitch ass here. He's like, it's a lovely night. And Molly's like, I don't know what I'm laughing at. I just feel like I have to laugh. Molly's like, you're talking about JT, JT. Where is JT? In hell. Seriously.
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so ryan's like um sienna um me shep taylor and molly um hey sienna oh god let me start over hey sienna me shep taylor and molly went snorkeling today so she's like oh well you know there's sharks out there right and because like that was his biggest fear and he's like you're lucky to be alive and he's like I could have died.
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I have to say this, I think, was one of the funniest Southern Charm episodes that I can remember. Like, just in terms of the sheer amount of number of times I laughed and cringed I was covering my face. It was just like the whole episode just had me cracking up. I'll always remember it. It was, it was, it was, it was an ordeal.
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The way they're all so undermining him is hilarious. And Whitney's like, he says original and what he gives out to girls. She's like, it's a Charleston classic. And then Sienna's like, I think it's a Shep classic. And then everyone just like laughs and Shep was like, gosh.
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I mean, Jesus Christ. He said his friend designs shark tooth necklaces. That's why he has them.
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wow so madison tell me you're like a rich rich white guy in charleston without telling me you're a rich white guy in charleston you're just like oh my friend i just hang out with a guy who makes shark tooth necklaces all day uh so madison's still trying to uh pump sienna for info she's like so how's he doing because he was very emotional are you doing okay
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See, I just feel bad. Could you imagine there's someone you're not that even interested in, and then you get sort of like,
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roped into going to this dinner and then all their friends are telling you how that person has been emotional and thinking about giving you a gift for like a week and you're just like you have to just receive all this information like i don't like this person what do you want me to say what do you people want me to say i don't even want to be here i don't know you people i have friends on this island you are the ones who are the interlopers here
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Chef was like, that's such a new age thing. And, and when he's like, well, I'm such a busy buddy. Um, but like, how would you define your relationship? Oh, right now. Hold on. I've got my mother on the phone to listen in. Listen.
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Yes, actually, I would like to see that. so i was like no don't cry because if you because i'll cry if you cry damn just kidding i won't cry at all he's like oh god i'll cry shep you haven't smiled at all in the last two days oh god go 48 hours without smiling that what what a sin show us those woodley woods
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yeah i mean by the way all of this is correct it could be all of the above he can be a 45 year old drawing and he can also be an adult who decides like this is what he's gonna do so there's all that here comes one right now
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So Craig's like, you were just, you were the worst version of yourself the last two days. I mean, it's like, show me that smile again. Don't waste another minute on your crying.
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seriously so let's let's dive right into it so um they are coming back from uh boat they just got on this yacht etc and so now they're gonna get ready for dinner yeah i feel like i feel like this whole vacation is always starts off with them just getting back off of a boat and going to dinner so we're in the guy's suite and shep is laying on the bed and shep is like
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I was singing Growing Pains, and the fact that you didn't know that shows that you're not a true friend.
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And Vanita's like, Sienna, you don't want to be with him right now, or you don't want to be with him ever. Or could it be that it's just something that you could be worked on? It's not a bad question. It's not a bad question. Good question, Vanita.
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But the fact that they're all having this conversation about Sienna right in front of Sienna is so wild. And actually I kind of feel like insulting. And so Austin's like, well, why did you tell Shep that you love them when you just like, well, then you just like backed off twice. It's like, by the way, people are allowed to say like, I love you.
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And then like, then discover, oh, this is not the person that I thought they were. I don't think I love them. People are allowed to change their minds in life.
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yeah and so i was like well this is fun and she was like hmm nothing i just said this is fun and when he's just like laughing and then rodrigo's like this is sam he just got played for a fool in front of everyone i'm like sienna it's time to leave like i just think it's so rude that they're like why is sienna still here i mean it's like
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she came as a guest to shep because he basically begged her to and now you're gonna be mad at her like just treat her with some dignity she's not on your show really they are so mean to her and shep finally is like he rescues your base when she doesn't need rescuing she could leave herself but like she's being polite i think she's she is giving them way more grace than than they deserve so he's he basically takes her for a walk away from the table and he's like
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sorry, Garsh, everyone's been drunk, Garsh drinking all day. She's like, yeah, that's okay. Um, as long as you're okay. He's like, no, I'm uncomfortable, but I don't like to be talked about this way. And I don't like what you're going through. And she's like, yeah, I'm going to go.
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no she doesn't he has given him zero hope he gives himself false hope okay craig mr enlightened who's been talking with therapy speech all season long suddenly has forgotten the thing that we are the ones who are in control of our own emotions and no one makes us do anything and this is such a backwards asinine thing that shows craig's true colors um that um it makes me annoyed
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Of course, Craig, are you out of the shower yet? He's like, yeah, what's up? He's like, well, you're going to think I'm an idiot, but can I ask you a question? And his leg is shaking. You would think that there is a live wire that has been attached to his calf because that leg is like... That leg is shaking so much you'd think it had nostrils.
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Yeah. And he's like, Oh, I guess we just missed it by a little window. She's like, puts out like his fingers. I guess a little window. Like I just missed my window. It's like, I'm pretty sure it was a pretty big window that you missed it by. I don't think it was like, I don't, this was not a near miss. This was a, no, that was a fail. It was a big, yeah.
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Have to say Andy Cohen is gonna just have a field day with this I cannot wait for Andy Cohen is will not be he will not be able to control his glee while he Grills shop about this whole situation. It's gonna be amazing. So Austin's like Austin goes up to Shep She's gonna leave. Okay. Yeah, she's gonna go. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry deal with that. It's very wrong
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And now to celebrate the arrival of bread, fireworks.
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And she's just like, I don't know what I am. At this point, she's just like, I want to say as few words as possible so I can get out of this situation. And he's like, at my age, I know you don't find this that often. I'm sorry you don't. You just have to honor it and give it a chance. And it's like, please stop. Just let her go. And she's like, so I'm going to go.
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Is it rude for me to leave and not say bye to everyone? I'm like, please, please don't say bye to them. They're monsters. You deserve better.
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no i wish that she had though i wish she'd been able to just go over and say okay guys well it was really nice to meet you have a good night and then leave it sucks that he's like he didn't get his way so he's just gonna usher her out the back door you know like see uh yeah so now um austin's giving everyone shots over by the sofas and austin's like well i feel bad for this whole thing and chris you feel bad for her but she's a girl no no i just feel bad that the guy's heart is broken dude that's it
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how could i ever hate how could i ever hate you because i love you okay you're sounding like an 80s song come on let her go let her go oh my god so um then craig is like he's he's not a idiot okay he's 44 years old okay we read the text she could not be more clear that she doesn't like him so yeah we know that craig and then she's got to go away god
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What's wrong with this guy? What a monster. And she's like, honestly, not at all. I mean, this is like the best gift that Taylor could have received, right? Watching the guy who broke her heart just humiliate himself on TV. And so Craig's like, no, I'm just saying it would drive me fucking nuts, you know? Taylor's like, well, last year I was not in a good place.
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So like, that's not me, but it's not my circus, not my clowns, not my peanuts, not my elephants, not my acorns. Oh yeah, whatever. Let me get it, Taylor. She's like, to be completely honest, I feel bad for him, but I'm sorry. You're doing it to yourself. Oh, wow.
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but i i um i'm allowing it from taylor because i feel like you know what let her take a victory lap i think she gets so few of them i'm gonna let her do it i'm gonna give it to her um but yeah you'll never yeah you'll never really be truly confident who you are i think that's what life is about it's just navigating that so austin is like um the minute you're confident in who you are trust me life will come around and it will pull the rug out from under you
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Molly's like, is he eating alone? Is he crying into his peas and rice?
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So Vanita goes in to console him and everything.
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So then Craig, meanwhile, is like, he ruined a dinner by inviting a fake girlfriend, which I told him not to fucking do. I don't think he ruined the dinner at all. You guys were the ones being rude. You guys could have acted like normal people and had a fun time and laughed and joked with her.
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exactly so Vanita's like telling Shep like look he didn't give she didn't give you what you want and she was giving you what you're used to doing to other women by the way uh just kind of like shade you to hear a little bit and it's like you know it's sad because you know you're coming off a night long term you know she's saying it's sad because he he just came out of that relationship with Taylor where he knows he messed up and now he's like trying to like fix like dude
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He finally opened his heart again, and this is what happened. I'm like, did he ever open his heart in the first place to either of these women? I'm not sure about that. No, he's faking it.
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By the way, who are you? I'm Benita. I've been on your show for a few years.
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Well, as Bob Marley Shakespeare once said, true friends are like stars. They're only evident when it's dark.
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Well, she's coming to dinner. Bravo. Do you have anything to say about that?
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This is Craig's favorite thing to do. I told you so. At some point, he's got to learn that no one fucking cares if you said it first. No one cares anymore, okay? You're not seven years old. I said it would happen. Unless you're on a podcast. We're allowed to say this. But you're not allowed to say this to your friends.
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Yeah, it was the same Craig. I got the same thought about you, Craig. I'm like, this motherfucker hates me.
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Exaggerate. Yeah, you're an embellisher.
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I'm a lawyer, a lawyer and a storyteller. I died.
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and i love that austin was like oh my god craig like i will gag myself if you go down this road like don't do this it's not your self-improvement i'm over it's insane right now craig's like why wait you're just gonna walk away i told you all that he would just walk away i told you all and he's like i'm over it craig so massive what the heck betas are fun
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So then you're probably like, why is she coming to dinner? It's a very sad ss. It was like a ss, no. It's like running out of steam, like a ss. Why is she coming to dinner? You slept on the beach last night because of her. I mean, Craig is going to be the one who's going to lecture Shep about doing things for someone who's clearly annoyed by their affections. I mean, come on, Greg.
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Craig's like, okay, I'm going to follow you now. Austin, finish the conversation because I'm a storyteller. I need to tell my stories.
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Yeah. Well, I'm with Sally who says, if I get paragraphs like that from a man, I'm like, immediately, no. I think that sums it all up.
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So Craig and Austin are now, they've moved over to an area to have their bro talk. And Craig's like, hey, don't get fucking fired up. Even though Craig stoked the flames as usual. And Austin's like, I'm not. Let's just fucking sit down, dude. He's like, all right, you're fired up. You're crazy. So he's like, listen, you're one of my best friends.
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I was never trying to do stuff to like better myself to get away from other people. I just wanted to get away from other people to make myself better. And I didn't know that it would ever change like the level of our friendship, you know, me like not hanging out when you try to call to hang out, you know, or like me ditching you so I can plant things.
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I didn't think that would actually affect our friendship. And I want to go back to a place of love.
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So they start crying. Mm-hmm. And he's like, that's where I was coming from. Like, I have tears in my eyes because it's real. I was, like, in the trenches by myself. And, like, you know, you were like, oh, wow, you're never with me anymore. I'm like, dude, I don't fucking, like, I can't. I can't. I got to sit on my couch. You know, I can't.
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I got to sit on my couch or I'm going to pick up a bottle of Jager and do dumb shit. He's like, fuck. Fuck, bro. The word addict. You never used that with me. Bro. He's like, yeah. No, I never said it out loud until Shep. He's the one that we need to be angry at.
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That's your whole relationship with Paige.
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You're drunk. Yeah. You're drunk right now, by the way.
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Um, so Austin's like, well, I shouldn't know, man. Like, you know, with the Adderall thing, like that's, that's like, I knew you were struggling and stuff and we see, um, Craig's greatest Adderall hits. And then he's like, he's like, I'm sorry for not understanding what you were going through. And like you and Paige strong as hell. Uh-huh. Strong as hell.
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And like, you're fighting with a long distance and that's clearly a forever couple. So like, you're not like sitting in your house just being like, you know, like alone battling or no, right? It's like, yeah, she was right with me this entire time. There's a reason that me and Paige are so close. I just can't imagine being closer to someone.
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Like, I'm so lucky that she chose to be like, I see someone there and she helped me beat this demon, demon, demon. And then we see evidence of that, which is basically her trying to maintain her sanity in Winterhouse while Craig is spiraling out of control. And she's like, um, maybe stop talking. Thanks.
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But, um, I actually thought it was a nice conversation too. You're not alone. I, I actually thought, um, as much bullshit as these two guys spew, they did actually have some moments that felt introspective and insightful and yeah.
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it wasn't all it wasn't all it wasn't all self-serving there was like real in there so they basically are like they're like connecting now and so austin's saying that craig's addiction doesn't i like this when he said craig's addiction doesn't excuse him from being an and doesn't excuse him from being an angry person it doesn't excuse a lot of things but it is a starting point um you know it's sort of like yeah i think that's a good thing which it's like yeah it doesn't excuse all this stuff that happened but it does mean that i can be a bit more compassionate to him
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gosh i did sleep on that beach and craig's like but you don't have to be a rocket scientist to see that she doesn't like him i mean chef's gonna continue to get led on so what's the point of having her at dinner because also like she's allowed to come to dinner she's like chef invited her he likes her it's not going anywhere but like let her come to dinner you know it wouldn't be her coming to dinner is not a bad thing if you're not a dick to her craig which he winds up being
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there was a part where i was like wait a minute we just announced we're doing southern charm in minneapolis and i think it's over we should find something because because now they've gotta make a shep and molly storyline go you know yeah oh god Yeah, you just wait. You just wait. I think they'll probably have two more episodes. They'll have two more episodes left, I think.
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So, and then the reunion for five weeks. So now everyone sees the guys hugging and they're like, oh, betas. And now it's the next morning.
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To be fair, I thought it was Spanish dancing lessons, but I guess flamingos and flamencos are two different things.
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I love the flamingos. They're just like little supermodels walking through breakfast, being snooty and being like, what are you guys doing here in my suite?
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you have shrimp no shrimp you have shrimp they're kind of like bird escorts you know they're like hey looking for a good time it's like it's basically Flamingo Anora you know it's like the Anora version of Flamingo or the Flamingo version of Norris goes either way um so I was more amused by those flamingos than I thought I would be and I was like if I ever go there I'm gonna pay for the flamingos at breakfast
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And then Shep is like, yeah, I'm ready to get the hell out of this country. And Ryan's like, Shep, how are you feeling after last night, man? Can you believe we almost got eaten by a shark? Well, I feel free. You know what I mean? Feel very free. He's like, that's good. I'm glad you feel free. I'm going to have nightmares for three years.
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Yeah, there are more cons looking back than I remembered in the moment.
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Wait, I'm Rodrigo. I'm going to close out the episode. I wouldn't travel internationally to watch anyone else get broken up with. And we have the circle that comes in on his face and then closes up.
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She's trying to be polite because he keeps guilting her and she's like, oh God, this guy brought all his friends down. Like it would be so dick if I just ghost him and it's going to be documented on TV. So let me like say, well, I'll try to like say hi or whatever. I don't know. But Craig is, I think Craig is really demonizing Sienna in a way that I think is actually like really obnoxious.
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So Craig's like, well, I'm not challenging if she's a good person or not.
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So Craig's like, no, no, you're broken up.
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So Craig is like, he's like, fine.
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Okay. So Shep is like, Shep is like, Shep, does it bother you? And Shep's like, No, I like being around her. I love being around Sienna just as she loves me.
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Craig's like, well, how about this? We don't ignore the end result tonight. So however the fuck you end up tonight, if I'm looking for you again in the hotel at four in the morning, then you listen to me and you don't fucking talk to her ever again.
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I will say the Megalodon necklace looked better than I thought it would, but it's still a Megalodon necklace.
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It's still like a beachcomber-like tchotchke.
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know just it's friday we made it to the end of the week so excited um and one week from today our live shows are resuming in cincinnati we're doing cincinnati minneapolis and toronto all next weekend which is really wild when you think about it um so cincinnati we're going to be doing uh summer house And then Minneapolis, we're going to do Southern Charm.
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so she's he's like okay gosh i'm gonna go walk with sienna down to where we're eating and then we're gonna hang out and we're gonna have fun we're going to have fun she will see that we are a fun fun group and then she'll love me again it'll happen guys it was like yeah so the guys are like ah he doesn't listen to us he doesn't listen to us because craig's like when are you gonna have an opinion on something awesome she's not gonna listen to us anyway come on come on
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I forgot he was even there. It's like a jump cut to him, a jump scare. I was like, oh, Rodrigo was just sitting on the sofa right below this entire conversation. I'm like, guys. So Austin's like, is what Craig's saying to Shep true? I think yes. Is the way he's delivering it wrong? I think yes as well. I mean, Craig is just being a dick. It's insane right now.
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So now we go over to the girl's suite and Whitney does something radical, which is that he shows up wearing all white, which I was like, I don't understand this. Like, is he, yeah. Is he going to a hospital? Like, why is he wearing black? Is he well?
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You know when you see an old wasp with like a bow tie on sort of slouched over and slurring and murmuring and you think to yourself, like, how did they get like that? It's happened. Whitney did it. Congratulations. Yeah. And you're like, oh my God, they're going to sting me.
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So tell me about this book cruise this morning. What did I miss?
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And Sally's like, yeah, it was a good day. I mean, Shep was just being sad over Sienna.
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Whitney's like, oh, I don't know what that means, but like, what the fuck goes wrong with him?
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I don't like it. There's a white clothing wearing Whitney. Go back to the black stuff. So then we go to the boys' suite and Craig's like, hey, Austin, do me a favor. If things get intense, just grab my arm.
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yeah craig goes because i'm sensitive to justice and like the right and the wrong he just wants justice austin's like yeah well that sounds like jt dude which is kind of funny that he just dinged him for that and craig craig's like what but like also like that doesn't mean that no one else in the world wants it i want justice too
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Tall justice as we know is way more acceptable than short justice.
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Also, by the way, just one sec. I don't know if you can ride off into the sunset if you're on a little island. So that may be a problem with the plan all along. So now Sienna shows up and he's like, they hug and everything and sit down. How are you? How's it going? She's like, good, except for the sandstorm you've just whipped up with your foot right now.
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Could you just settle that thing down, please? Thank you very much.
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So she's still- By the way, I just want to say, sorry. I thought I was on mute and I just slurped the bottom of my smoothie and it made a disgusting straw slurping sound. And I thought I had muted myself and I realized I did not hit mute. So sorry, everyone who just had me slurping in their ears.
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Well, Kev, that's like my love language. Okay, here we go. So Sienna's like, oh, okay. He's like, are you nervous? Are you weird? Look, do you see? She's like, no, I'm curious what this is. And she's like opening up this little romantically wrapped in tissue paper necklace. Like not even like in a nice little box. It's like it's in a Target bag. It's like, and she's like, oh, it's a triangle.
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I took it like, no, he's here and he's at Kroger buying his groceries for dinner while we're here having this amazing meal.
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Well, all Austin had to say is, all he had to say is, oh, I'm going out. What are you doing later? I'm going out to dinner with Patricia. That's all he has to say. But the moment you say this is so awkward, you're saying that Craig should feel awkward because he's being intentionally excluded, which he is. But still, you're making it worse when you say that.
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Just say, oh, yeah, I'm going out to dinner with Patricia. And if Craig is like, well, why wasn't I invited? I'd be like, I don't know, take it up with Patricia. You keep it matter of fact. But yeah, they are basically punishing Craig.
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But to be fair, Craig did break Patricia's chair. So she's like, never again. It's time for a commercial.
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Weenie and I were just talking about that. When was the last time we saw Craig? Oh, well, he came over Easter and prior to that, not for like six or seven months. And I don't know, we don't like talk or text. Yeah, well, how often do you see him, Austin? He's like, well, when we podcast, which is basically twice a week. And it's turned into business more than a friendship like it used to be.
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Yeah, it's so funny. They're just not going to give Craig his moment. But to be fair, Craig is also very much about declaring that he's having his moment right now. So I can also imagine that being really exhausting.
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Shep is like, gosh, this isn't a knock on Craig because it's very smart of Craig, but he is kind of like just a figurehead. It's not like he's at the warehouse with a hard hat on. Jerry does literally everything for him. And we see flashbacks of Jerry doing everything. And Shep is like, It's just like, Craig, show up here, throw a pillow up in the sky and write a caption.
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He doesn't even write his own captions. That's because he doesn't, the fact that he could do this and that he doesn't have to do that stuff is even more impressive than the fact that he has someone doing this for him and he gets to just take in all the money.
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Name them. That definitely wasn't relationship. So then Whitney is like, I mean, why do you think he's like trying to insulate himself, like curate his new image? Is this like better for his business? Literally? Yes. Literally selling stuff on the internet and killing it. And you're like, wow, why is he not out there being problematic and being a monster and like lying? It's crazy.
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What a loser! Gosh, what's the point of getting success if you don't enjoy with people you're friends with? Because the people he is friends with are like begrudging his success and are always trying to tear him down. Have you not seen seasons one through nine of your show?
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Madison's like, I mean, he is improving himself. It's not like he's doing anything bad. She's like, are you? Knuckleheads, listen to yourself. He's like, well, you can improve yourself. Just doesn't mean you have to be boring.
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You're so boring you were demoted to friend of on your own show. So then Madison's like, well, maybe he can't be himself or who he is right now around y'all. He's like, well, what happened to the goofball?
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self-deprecating craig that guy is gone um when he was the goofball self-deprecating craig you guys shat on him do you not remember going to delaware to his home and making ridiculing him to his face in front of his family the entire time yeah they just want someone they can punch down on you know yeah and so and by the way that guy is gone because you were a shitty friend shep
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So they're doing, Hudson's practicing some shots and Madison asked Brett how he's feeling and he's like doing okay. It's just like he has to be like, he has to think about his swallowing and needs some medication and adjustments. Now there's a spot on his kidney and he needs a biopsy and it's rough. I feel really bad for Madison because that's really tough to hear.
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Whatever happened to witch hunts? I know. Yeah. She's a pretty shrewd business woman. And they said to themselves, we have to be professionals and do this the right way. Well, God forbid, God forbid you do something professional in the right way. Like what? Shep is literally arguing, like, you know what? People wanted to buy pillows because they love Craig's old fallible self. Yes.
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You know, every time Craig would lie and do Adderall and show up, like, cracked out on a reunion, I thought, I want to buy a pillow from him. No, this is... It's like he's saying this stuff like it's a bad thing, like it's bad that Craig met someone who has her shit together and he wants to level up his own life. That way he can be a better boyfriend to her.
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And he's like, oh, gosh, God, I think it's the most important thing is just to be honest and human. And as long as you're those things, your image should take care of itself.
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I don't think Shep is one to talk about image so well. It's not his strong point. Or honesty or humanity. What the fuck is this person even talking about? So then Austin tries to puff up and he's like, well, I think it's rather interesting that other people feel this way. I didn't realize, I suppose, that his absence has been noticeable for other people. Hold on. I'm like, okay, relax, sir.
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You can put your ascot away.
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#2675 Southern Charm S10E04 Part Two: The Isolation of a Pillow King
That's all we see. We don't even see her face. We just see her back making her bed. And then we see Vanita putting down pillows for Charles. And then she sweeps. And that's it for Vanita. It's so weird sometimes. And then Shep is driving. So he calls up Austin and he's like, gosh, I was just at the gym and Craig walks in and he's all grumpy. And I was like, what are you doing today?
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#2675 Southern Charm S10E04 Part Two: The Isolation of a Pillow King
And he's like, Austin's coming over and he's going to tell me all the shit that everybody's been talking about me. So Austin's like, oh God, I'm going to a fucking hornet's nest.
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What are you so worried about? And we know you were going to go there to say he said this and she said this and he said this because that's all you do. The three of you, the biggest gossips on the show are these three guys.
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But also because she's also shocked because this is her first time hearing it. So she's like, well, why didn't you tell me? He's like, well, I didn't want to worry you. And also, you're really scary. I don't want to say anything.
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Well, it felt weird. Oh, God. I wanted to go swimming, but now I'm all wet. It feels weird not being invited. I don't get my feelings hurt too often. I'm like, you literally get your feelings hurt every episode, but that's fine. Did you just say I wasn't invited? Why I wasn't invited, I mean?
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So... Yeah, well, no, your absence when you are in town is what the conversation switched to, Craig. He's like, well, this is where I'm at. Am I missing something? I'm in my house. So believe it or not, after that entire scene where I was really very much team Craig over everything that everyone at the table was saying about him, I have to say in this scene, I start to pivot a little bit.
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I cannot even believe the words are coming out of my mouth. I'm a little team Austin in this scene because I think ultimately in this scene, Austin is like, and he says it right here, I miss my buddy. I mean, that's where I'm coming to you from. We talk and we do this, but I'm going to lunch and you're just like not on my call list. I don't think to call you anymore.
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If I'm going to get a beer, you're not on my phone list because your answer is normally like, oh, I'm gardening or something like that. And Craig is like, well, when was the last time you invited me to lunch? And he's like, well, that's what I'm always saying, Craig, because it's always, he's like, but that's a you thing. I'm not a mind reader. I don't know this shit was going on.
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I thought we were good. Why don't we set up a weekly tea time?
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#2675 Southern Charm S10E04 Part Two: The Isolation of a Pillow King
Well, I agree that Craig is in a much better place. He's cleaned up. What he used to enjoy for fun is no longer the same thing. But I think also Craig can't be mad. You can't be like, oh, I wasn't invited. But then you can't move on and find a new group and then get mad at people that you weren't included in the old thing.
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Well, it is dick, but it's also— So but also, you know, I can see that Craig has been Craig is clearly like not make himself not available, probably for good reason, for very good reason. He's not making himself available. And then he's surprised that people are like, well, I guess we're going to start moving on without Craig because he doesn't want to hang out.
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And then so then Craig gets upset and I'm like, you kind of can't have it both ways. And so here comes a guy that's just with them. He was with them three days ago.
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Right. I mean, but I still think that if you have someone coming to you, like whether it's coming from, I think that if Austin is feeling like he's missing his friend, like he wants to spend time with his friend. And then the friend is like, well, I'm like, I'm here. You can make plans with me. But then it's like, what? Every time I try to make plans with you.
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You basically are like, no, I don't want to do that. Or like, as we're, and he starts to say this thing right now, which is that like, we had a plan to play golf. And then the night before you're like, oh no, I'm going to, I'm going to garden instead. It's like, that's shitty. I'm sorry. I think that Craig, Craig has every right to find healthier friends and healthier activities. And Austin.
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and and Shep are do undermine but like Craig just I just don't I think Craig is really painting himself here like he's really innocent like what like but but no Craig contributes to this toxic situation too with these friends
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Yeah, you got her. It's really scary. Although it's kind of funny how he's like, you know me. I just don't talk about that. You know how I don't talk about things.
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Yeah, I mean, I think they've turned that part around, but I do think in terms of like around on Craig, but I also have to imagine like, yes, Craig is doing healthier things for himself, but I also imagine Craig is being much more annoying to be friends with. It's like everything has to be at his house.
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everything it's like gotta be on his schedule and like he's not gonna return and so he's making these healthy boundaries which was probably better for him but like on the other side of that healthy boundary is like an annoying it's like an annoying thing to have to deal with it and it's like it feels like he's probably not checking in with them because again it's part of his boundaries and people are probably like frustrated and hurt and um i think that like craig just sort of
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you you either make that boundary and then when people say like like hey we're gonna do something without you you're just like that's fine i made a healthy boundary i get it our friendships are going in different directions or you make an effort with people still but like you just can't have it both ways and it was just a very strange thing for me to watch the scene and actually have weird empathy for austin because i've never really done that before and it was weird i guess because austin was really coming from a place of like i miss you and craig was coming from a place of like
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Like he basically coming up, he's like, Austin just misses his drinking buddy. I'm like, yeah, but isn't that, isn't that actually a big deal? It's might not be the healthy thing for Craig, but to be like, Oh, Austin just misses his friend. It's like, yeah, exactly. That's exactly correct. And that's like, not nothing.
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And also, don't forget, like, on the flip side, and I don't I like I'm not really trying to take Whitney's side at the on the at the very least. But you also have someone here who is on the show who's not willing to do anything unless it's like you have to go over to his house. He doesn't want to hang out. And then all of a sudden, like, but as happy to use the show to promote his business.
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So, like, I can see why there's frustration.
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Well, it seems like when they were not shooting. I think that's what this stems from. Like, when they were not shooting, Craig is just... Whitney doesn't even live there when they're not shooting.
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Yeah, it's weird, but I have to say, friendship breakups always make the most compelling TV, more so than relationship breakups, because friendship breakups are very nuanced, and they're very complicated, and there's a lot of gray areas, and there's always good cases to be made on both sides.
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#2675 Southern Charm S10E04 Part Two: The Isolation of a Pillow King
And I am totally into this situation that's happening with Craig and Austin, because I find it to be very fascinating. I think all your points that you've made have been 100% valid. I also think the points that I've made are 100% valid, and that's what makes these things interesting, because like... They're really it's not just like a their fault, their fault.
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There's always like stuff happening that contributes to this this total mess.
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Yeah, but then at the same time, Craig is like, well, he finally realizes his worth, that he doesn't need to be the punching bag for these guys, because this is totally true. They are crabs in a bucket trying to drag him down. So I'm like, you realize your worth, so then move on. Why are you getting upset?
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Ranvi's here. Okay, great.
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I think, I think it's more than there must've been something leading up to this season. You know, there, there's something where. I mean, maybe, maybe it's just jealousy. Maybe they're just, maybe, I mean, I think it's, I think they're saying what it is.
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I just said, keep Brandy away from her. Last time Randy got too close, start humping her leg. Do we have the shock collar?
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But, you know, the thing is that like Austin saying that Craig is not is not returning his calls anymore. And basically it's what I'm actually getting the sense of is that maybe Craig is only only shows up when he has like for filming for like that scene with the three of them at the top of the show. Like. Like, if he doesn't have to shoot a scene, he's not going to talk to you.
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And I think, like, I kind of get the sense that that is what they're butting up against. Or at least Austin is getting frustrated with. And that's the other thing. And this is why it's so strange. If this were Shep coming to Craig's house and saying this stuff, I'd be like, well, Shep, you were totally vile to him. And same with Whitney. But, like, Austin and Craig have their weird relationship.
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But they are podcasts. They do a podcast together. And, you know... I don't know, like, there's something about Austin going over there and being like, I miss my friend and Craig being just totally just dismissive of it that I was like, I was like, that was shitty. I thought that was really shitty of Craig.
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But as a counterpoint, if I, ooh, something's coming from Amazon. Sorry, I'm like a dog, I'm like squirrel. A counterpoint is if like we have a routine that we go to the gym, and we do our podcasting and I was like, Hey Ronnie, let's go grab dinner or whatever.
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And you just were like, no, it's like, I'm only allowed to see you in like in a work or gym setting daytime maybe, or like really on your terms. And like, maybe that, maybe that's what Austin didn't articulate. And I got, I hate that. I feel like I'm going out of my way to defend Austin. I don't know what this is about, but I can imagine it's like,
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Yes. I'm not letting plaques rise to stop me one more day. Renvy may also cause a rash, which is sort of funny considering it's for Blacks Rises. But, you know, at least it's not Blacks Rises. You know what I'm saying? Renvy.
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What if it's Austin saying, I wanna do other things and Craig is like, no, I'm only slotting you into this thing where I can do a business with you and this thing, because we have this routine and that's it, that's all you get. And Austin's like, but we used to have a relationship that had different dynamics and we used to go to each other's houses and just hang out.
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And, you know, Craig is like, well, I got all this now, you know, like my whole life is business now. That's fun for me. Making money, getting healthy and fucking my girlfriend. That's what I want to do. And if you're a real friend, you'd be happy for someone like that because I built a fucking huge pool and say, you guys can come out whenever you want.
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You know, that's my my that my fun isn't at the bar anymore. And that's true. He did buy this, but now they have to go schlep over to wherever the hell Craig is off in the suburbs. So I think maybe what I'm reacting to is that all the points that you're making are points I've always felt and agreed with. But I feel like sometimes I get more passionate about...
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Like, but let's not overlook this aspect too. Let's just not let Craig off scot-free because Craig is contributing to this too. And he's also like, he's trying to have it both ways. And I think he's actually kind of being a shitty friend too.
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Yeah, but then if he's going to have some sort of proprietary element, like it's quote unquote his show, then he has to also like do the things on his show.
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I won't do it. I know it's weird. I don't, I don't like being, I was like, I was watching the scene. I was like, I can't believe I'm feeling this way. This is a never ever in years and years ever felt a shred of empathy for whatever, whatever argument Austin's ever making.
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2025 is a great year.
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Austin's like, I know I want to meet up with my buddy and grab barbecue and talk about shit. Watch the match, whatever match that may be. And he's like, I don't want to go to the bar and watch the game anymore. I want to watch it at my house or at his house. He's like, what? But he won't. He won't even set foot. He set my foot in my house like three times in my life. Like, what is that about?
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And he leaves. And then Craig swims. And now the future of this trio of men is in dispute. I mean, they'll be fine. They'll all still leave.
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And next week they'll probably settle in together and say, yeah, I'm really sorry about that. No, I do treasure you, blah, blah, blah. And here we are spending all this energy taking sides on a stupid thing. And then they're going to be the ones that will be like friends next episode.
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It's Renvi. She's wearing this pink, this hot pink thing. She looks great. She's got Joan Rivers hair. She sort of has Cheryl Hines face. And we've never seen her before, but she is obviously... Made it to the top of the pecking order because she gets to be the lady who comes to Patricia's birthday party. So great job, Renvi.
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Yeah. I just always think there's more to the story. I just feel like Craig gets off scot-free all the time.
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Well, it's like a totally toxic situation. And that's why it doesn't really matter what side you're on because it's always going to swirl together. Like both things swirl together and create the drama. Yeah. And, you know, that's again, friendship breakups. They're the best. They're the best to look at. And I guess the customary disclaimer, Ronnie and I are not mad at each other.
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Ronnie, do you want to hang out tonight?
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Well, it's hard for me to gush about my birthday because birthdays seem so silly for adults. Birthdays are for children, but it's an excuse to get together with friends and go to a good restaurant and talk about how sad Renvy's life is and have fun, things like that.
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You know that sometimes we say, Ranva, you need to go to a man lowland and maybe one day you'll be flooded with all sorts of romantic prospects. But unfortunately, it hasn't happened yet for her. Bless her heart.
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Getting desperate over here. Morlock, slow land. Poor Randy.
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even eddie had more lines than ryan did and eddie is eddie's not even on the poster yeah so um they show up madison comes in wearing some kind of funky outfit and she goes hello i end up looking like the slutty one betas
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It's two more than Renvy's had. So then...
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Now, before we get started, I invite everyone to balance a potted plant on Renvi's head. Cause she's basically a table at this point.
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Now, listen, Randy, if you want to dress like a slut, look at Madison. But I guess it still wouldn't work for you, no matter how skimpy you'd wear and dress your clothes. I'm drunk, by the way. Had a lot of martinis back at my house.
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Ranvi, I didn't hear you laughing much, but then again, I guess no one really hears Ranvi when she talks. Ranvi, speak up. She's like... Okay, Ranvi, never mind.
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Okay, everyone. Renvy has requested that she gets to sing a verse from my favorite things. Go ahead, Renvy. Hand drop, son. Okay, that's enough.
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That's why she sings it. She hopes she winds up on someone's lip. But guess what? You're still not as attractive as something wrapped in brown paper bag, apparently.
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Anyway, Ranby hasn't been to the dentist in about 13 years, so point taken. Anyway, that's the news.
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I said, the upside is people might think you're wise. So Shep is like, oh, well, whatever you're doing, keep doing that. Martinis, martinis are the key. As they throw them at Ranvi, it keeps you young. Guys, think, think, think.
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uh did like one ladies dinner in like 2020 or like not even it was like not 2019 after like me too and she's like all right back to the boys boys will be boys they'll break your chairs that's what they do you know what i have a new movement it's called me neither Poor Ranvi's movement is not her. So sad. So Whitney's like, I mean, how could you not love her? She's very ostentatious.
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She's glamorous. Doesn't suffer fools lightly. Somehow tolerates Ranvi. She's the best. I love her.
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this but i have to say this next time we go to charleston i am going to lowlands because this food looked amazing that chicken with the salsa verde looked amazing and then they served cheryl day biscuits cheryl day she's like all her food is just made with like 10 sticks of butter and it's all amazing i'm i i'm like salivating just thinking about this this little yeah it looked like some damn good food that's for sure um so then renvy did you catch this when renvy was like well austin you look quite sharp but of course you're good looking so of course you look sharp
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I mean, I'm surprised Jack Nicholson isn't there busting through walls saying, here's Johnny. I mean, no one's in there.
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Yeah, I think that she's charming and attractive. And quite frankly, I think you need someone who's not a drama queen who shows up looking like a slut at someone's birthday party, which is for children, by the way.
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Yeah, it's true. And Austin's like, well, you know, I used to think like I needed someone who would like put my feet to the fire, but I think it's actually quite the opposite. I need someone who lets me get away with all the shit in the world. It's that simple.
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Yep. Great. Yep. This is the path that men take. A lot of growth. When he's like, are you insinuating that Madison's a drama queen? Mother, share that, mother.
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Well, no, I would prefer you to speak, Miss Pat.
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Yeah. So Eddie's like, okay, I'll get the ball rolling. Where's Craig? And Pat's like, well, I thought he was in Sonoma, which is also what I call Rensby's love life. Sonoma, man. But apparently he came back today.