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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of Watch What Crappens?
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the wonderful and cheerful Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Hi, how are you, Ben? I am just great.
God, it feels like it was just a few hours ago that we were all the way across the country hanging out. And now look at us. Now you're in Texas, I'm in California. How did this even happen? Planes. Crazy, crazy invention. Crazy, crazy inventions. Thank you to everyone who came out this weekend, who came to our shows in Charlotte and Atlanta. That was so fun.
It was so great to go back to both of those cities, two of our favorite cities to go to. We always have so much fun. We had a great, great, great, great time. And today we're talking, we're recapping the Real Housewives of Atlanta, which is kind of funny. because I watched it in the Atlanta airport this morning. And now I'm here in LA to talk about Real Housewives of Atlanta, where I just was.
And it feels like I should have stayed there to recap this. It feels wrong. But either way, before we dive into that.
We were also at the Ponce Market. That's where we stayed. We stayed right there. And they were showing close-ups of it. I was like, oh my God, hi.
We were just right there. Our first Atlanta show was in the Ponce Market at the City Winery. So every time they showed that sign, I'm always like, oh, our first one. And one of our listeners reminded us, she was like, I was there at the first show when you guys did a double, like a two in one night. I'm like, oh my God. We were both like, can you believe we did two shows in one night?
Yeah, we used to do that. We used to do two live shows in one night. That was stupid. That's wild.
So anyway, our tour is going to keep on going. We are going to the Lincoln theater in DC this weekend. And then we're going to the Fillmore in Philadelphia the next day. That's going to be on Saturday and Sunday. We have kind of a funky schedule and we it's, it's weird.
We're going to do Southern charms reunion part one in DC because we felt like DC is like, let's kind of like borderline the South. So we felt like that should be in DC and, And then for Sunday, we're going to do the latest recap for Summer House. So that's going to be several days after it airs.
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Chapter 2: What happened at the live shows in Charlotte and Atlanta?
And we're like, oh my God, I love cleaning up trash on the freeway.
You know, Barbara Hershey really just never had that pull. And it's because she was the wind beneath the wing. And so I think she was the updraft. Yeah. So I think that Shamia is, you know, she's trying to, like, put on the Bette Midler wig. And she's trying to take over that role. And it's just going to take, you know, baby steps.
It's going to be hard because, I mean, Shamia came in as Portia's friend, like, sidekick. And then she kind of became Candy's sidekick. And then, was that my computer that just made that noise? Did I just ding? Something just beeped at my ass at ding. I think it was... It was me. This is supposed to be Do Not Disturb. I guarantee that was my parents.
Anytime it gets through, my parents have an ability to get right to Do Not Disturb. It does not matter what settings you have on. My parents will be like- They'll find a way. We have a question about the Apple TV and Apple's like, oh, there's an Apple TV question. We're passing this to anyone's Do Not Disturb. Yeah.
But Shamia, she became- Well, because now don't they have that thing which is like Ben asked not to be disturbed, but do you want to disturb him anyway? Don't they have that thing now? Now you can say like- I think- Disturb him anyway.
I think so. You know what? It wasn't even my parents. Did you hear that one too?
Was that just not you? No, the second, was there a second ding? I heard the first one.
There was a second one just now. And that was, okay, you didn't hear that. Okay, thank God. My earphones, I'm losing my mind. Okay, this is what happens when you fly across the country before your podcast. I cannot, this is what happens when you talk about Barbara Hershey and the Black Swan is that you start to become the Black Swan. Like, do you hear that text message? Do you hear that?
I wish, go away. Oh my God, Black Swan. That's all I took from that movie. I was like, oh my God, her eating disorder is so successful. And she looks so good in eyeliner.
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Chapter 3: What can you expect from the upcoming tour dates?
It was just like an aspiring musician who was going to have a meeting with Rick Ross.
That you picked up from Nickelodeon and took over?
What the hell? No. Van delivery? No. But there were all sorts of... God, I loved being an Uber driver. There's just so many random things. I think being an Uber driver in LA is fun because you get to... Every now and then, you get to take someone to a famous person's house. Yeah. Or like a randomly famous person's house. Like I once brought someone to Simon Cowell's ex-wife's house.
What's her name? Terry or whatever. She's like a correspondent on Extra. And I was like, ooh, I now know where that lady lives. The power. The power of knowing where that Extra correspondent lives in 2014. Very exciting.
Another infinity stone on the meaningless wrist of life.
And one time I picked someone up from Avicii's house, RIP. It was like a Swedish guy. And he was just like talking. He's like, yeah, I'm staying with my friend. He's a DJ. He's pretty famous. I was like, oh, really? He's like, yeah, his name's Avicii. Do you know him? I was like, of course I know who Avicii is.
And now I can say I picked someone up from Avicii's house and I will use this sometime in about 11 years on a podcast. Yeah.
Or as I used to call him, FSII. Okay. So, um, here we are, Britt is talking about wanting a ceremony and the sister-in-law is like, he better give you one. He's sure cheap. And then Mike's like, uh, can we eat scallops? I'm paying, I'm not paying for those scallops. I don't want to fucking eat them. Get up there. We need to eat strawberry shortcake.
And then we find out a little bit about Britt and she says, my dad was a huge business professional in the orange industry. No.
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Chapter 4: What new recaps are coming to Watch What Crappens?
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