Ronnie
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Yeah. Well, he's like, well, I can't sing and dance well, but I ended up doing high school's musical. And I do musicals in high school, rather. Sorry. And I'd call it a brief soiree into song and dance. And then we see shots of him. He played Abraham Lincoln. He played Johnny from Dirty Dancing. I mean, you guys, this guy's had a very varied career. His IMDb is huge. Yeah.
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know posing they have a mustache on or like a monocle uh and you know why he's like bored of drama queens doesn't explain a lot like he doesn't fall for danny's because he's been with drama queens he's a theater kid ultimately i mean and you know a straight guy in theater is crazy right and i mean in high school it's less crazy but they get a lot of they get a lot of vajayjay because there's not there's a lot of gays you know and so when you find a straight you jump on it even the gays do even we do you know
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I love watching True Detective, and I actually haven't seen the Jodie Foster season, so I'm starting that tonight. I'm so excited to get into that.
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So, yeah, and he's used to the drama queens and that's why he is immune to Danny's bullshit, which I think it was a very, very explanatory segment for sure. Yeah.
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So one man Oklahoma, if you will. My one man death of a salesman really, really brought down the house.
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So he's like, well, maybe somebody got a handjob, you know. So then Daisy's like, well, we can do that after dinner. But I love that idea.
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So then we go over to the leader in the galley and he's like, what are you doing about pizza making? I'm Italian. You're making pizza. And of course, it's like when they get back from the club, they want pizza. Bloody fucking hell. Fresh pizza for five in the morning. Crazy. I'm Italian.
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And Cloyce is like, so do you guys have like your own style of pizza? He's like, oh yeah, North Italy is like a thicker dough.
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Rolf always gets laid. I've done Sound of Music so many times, probably like three times. I was going to say four. I think three times I've done it. Every single time Rolf got laid. Well, except one time in high school. I wasn't at the high school, but I was a high school age. It was at the community theater, so there were kids in it, you know, because of Sound of Music.
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And Rolf and Liesl were brother and sister in real life, but everyone still thought they were fucking. How fucked up is that? Yeah. I still think they were.
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Incest and incest and incest and incest.
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Literally every single thing on the list is incest. Incest and incest and incest and incest. The guy's getting a little repetitive. Well, have another sibling for me then.
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You've got two sisters. Why do you always have to sing about that one? All right, Mum, I'll change it up. Incest and incest. I guess that was my bad. It's still incest, isn't it? All right, well. May I try it? Pizza dough and pizza dough and pizza dough and pizza dough. I had sex one time with a pepperoni pizza with brothers with a pepperoni pizza. And we all did a threesome.
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Incest and incest and pizza. I'm incest. You found a way to switch it up, mate. Good for you.
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Brown paper packages tied up in string. That was a low bar.
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Whiskers on kittens is good. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. She goes into the UPS store and she's like, oh, yeah. These are a few of those things that I masturbate over. Brown paper packages, instruments, and an incest. Is there a pizza dough in the brown paper packages? Literally everybody has turned this off.
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Legs. Random legs. Just like legs. That's their whole thing. No one really on this show can make a good multi-lyric song for that version of that song. Okay, so legs and legs and legs and legs, legs. It's like jellyfish. Come on, jellyfish.
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So in Crewmas, Danny and Deanna are discussing the night's schedule with Daisy. So Deanna's like, so you'll have three hours of break? No. She's like, yeah, because I'm going to be awake till five until they get back in at least, so I have to stay up till five. So Daisy, am I correct in saying I have to stay up till five? And she's like, no, you'll probably be down about two.
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And then Deanna, you can go up at five serving snacks, and then when I get off, you go back to bed. She's like, but you just got a three-hour break.
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Yes. She's mad that she has to wake up early in the morning to serve them at 5 in the morning when she didn't get the three-hour break like Danny.
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Welcome, everybody. I'm Ronnie. And that's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. Welcome to Below Deck Sailing Day. We have just announced Dallas, Texas tickets for our tour, our Mounting Hysteria tour, which begins January in San Francisco. So go get your tickets, because guess why?
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I literally, literally built this boat with these hands.
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So Daisy's like, I got to the position I'm in now by doing what I was told with a smile on my face. You did not. There is no proof of that. I don't think there's a witness in history who would say, you know, do you remember working with Daisy on that boat? God, remember how she just smiled and did everything without a complaint? Oh, you mean, I like to call her Smile on Her Face Daisy.
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Of course, yes. Smile on Her Face Daisy. She's like, these girls aren't going to progress in yachting. They're not going to progress in any of their careers if they don't adjust their attitude.
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If you've got time for a peep, you don't need time to sleep. That's what I say. That was pizza making. And they're doing great. They're doing great. Fucking car alarm. Really? In 2024? Are we still doing that?
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Think of how many cars have had baseball bats taken to them just because the car alarm went off. And people are like, fuck off!
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you know what enough yeah but you know i think it's rough to hear that the person that you like is being making out with somebody else or flirting with somebody else and then that person gets three hour breaks you know i mean i know they all kind of get three hour breaks but sometimes i'm on her side but then other times yeah other times i'm generally on her side but also like like better people too like you wouldn't be in the situation if you had a higher standard than chase yeah exactly
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So then she's all pissy. And then Daisy is now talking to Chloe about lemon sorbet we made to make tequila. And then Keith is asking Sarah about the jellyfish sting. And she's like, I'm still going to dance, baby.
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But you do have to share bathrooms with him because he takes a lot of poops. Does she just mean with makeup and stuff? I think that's what she means. I think he means he just poops and leaves, but then girls sit there and do all their makeup and stuff like that. So then Gary's like, no relationship, doctor.
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It's my art. When I'm at work, I'm at work. She's like taking it way too seriously. She's chapel grown.
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It's like when you go to Walgreens and it says, over the hill, it's black and gold. Like, what is this, a Walgreens? Oh, God. I mean, what are the colors? Gold and black. Thanks, Walgreens. No, fuck that. I don't want to look old. honey, what do you think you look like right now? You're literally complaining to the manager over and over again.
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You're the lady who won't leave the customer service line. You don't have a receipt and you're going to sit there and try and return some shit that was like five, you know, five years old and dirty. Okay. And you're yelling, pulling up the line about how young and youthful you, you sound girl.
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No, because what Dani is doing, she's doing that, like, you're over the hill of, like, a funeral type of thing.
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you know how people do that usually it's when people turn 40 though so i will say that is that is not i know danny's part because she's doing i think what she's doing is that 40 year old thing where it's like oh it's like a funeral everybody pretends it's a funeral like you're getting old and then people were black and it's like funny because you're like 40 which is really old but then when you hit 50 you really are like oh my god i'm old i'm old like i'm officially older now like i'm an older person and then so when someone's like haha you're a funeral it's like girl i
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I had a heart attack this month. You can't throw me a pretend. It's not funny anymore. It's not a decade ago.
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She probably likes brown paper packages too. She literally will not stop bitching about it because they're like, okay, sorry, we'll change it. I mean, gold, white, rose gold. That would have nailed it, right? Ronnie, go away. Go away with your stupid stinging leg, okay? Nobody wants to hear it.
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So you don't want to look old, so you want a child's color. She's like, you know what would have made this? Pink. That's what that would have done it.
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Go back to bed, weird Barbie.
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I love mermaids. So then Daisy's checking in on the decorating and Danny's like, oh, it's not good here. She says she hates black. So we've got to change all of these black decorations.
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Jellyfish sting survivor here. Please move out of the way. You're basically standing in a handicapped spot. Oh, God.
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I'm throwing my cup at her. So then some people move and we see they circle on screen the statue that everybody's clamoring to see. And it basically looks like one of those plaster of Paris pirate people that you see when you go into the Long John Silvers back in the day. You remember those?
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It's like, take a menu or whatever.
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We went and did this radio show this morning, and I just came in and jumped right on here and got to doing this. I didn't even have time to take off my pants and my shoes. I mean, I'm working like a professional in here. I'm wearing nice shoes. I'm wearing pants, like real pants, not jogging pants. I just wanted to update everybody on my vibe today.
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I'm taking my shoes off. God, my life has just changed. You know, you take one shoe off. Oh, my God. It does something to me.
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What a difference a shoe makes. God. God bless it. My feet are free. Free.
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Okay, so now we're back on the yacht and Daisy is talking to Cloyce and she's like, are you getting up the food for the morning? I'm worried about your time and I need it to be this. I need it to be that. I need it. He's like, please stop talking to me. You're giving me a boner.
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It's just as dollar store as it was before. You're fine. Your mediocrity is consistent. Okay. Yes. Yes. So then, Tammy, you know, the people are like, oh, my God, they come back to the boat after this lackluster moment.
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Like, oh, my God, please let this day end so we can stop pretending to like Ronnie. I know.
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sounds like he was being choked out so then a toddler chase is like so dude tell me about the time of night to go out man like you guys got do you guys go clubbing you go dancing and shit or what do you do because i'm here i'm here at fun cares He's like, it's about nights of fun. And he's like, well, do you get wasted? He's like, bro, I like fucked up.
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And my mouth gets worse when I've had a few drinks and I've offended a few people.
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He's really pulling the victim card on this episode. So I don't know what happened, but it was something bad. Because for him to be like, oh, now I think I have a problem. Like, when you do that, you've really fucked up. So they edited out whatever the fuck this was. And I think you're right. I'm curious as to what it was.
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Because the sexual harassment allegation was, I believe, after they shot, right? Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
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You know, because that moment where you're like, I might have a problem, that's like a huge... And sorry to sound so cynical, but we've seen it so many times on these shows. That's when you've really fucked up. Like, you've almost gotten fired. You've almost... You've lost everything. Like, James Kennedy, for example. Like, he got... Fired from Sir. He was not going to be on the show.
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Nobody would hang out with him. They were trying to keep him out of the group. And then he was like, okay, now I just have ice cream instead of drugs. And I'm happy. I'm happy, guys. I'm happy. And he tried that shit. But it was, like, really a dramatic thing that got him there. So, yeah, I think you're right. Something happened here.
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Because they're really overdoing it with this, like, oh, poor Gary. Look at him. He just wants to change. Yeah.
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Super fun morning, yeah. Fun seeing Leah Black. Leah Black! It's been a while. So it's good to see her. I'm going to go see her a little bit later. And always good to see Jeff and Shane. They're such nice guys. They're so nice to us. My God. Which is so, you know, nice. They are.
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He's like, probably same as me, right? She's like, well, like five. It's not even eight hours. What time are you waking up? He's like, oh, come on, later than five. Come on.
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Yeah. So then now the guests come back for dinner. They arrive for dinner and they're all in Elton John glasses. It's Studio 54. And Ronnie's like, I'm just wanting you now. It's tequila night.
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I think he's done pretty good overall, right? Well, I think that one should be traumatized.
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So then later, Daisy is radioing Cloyce. She's like, we're clearing now. We've picked up a plate. Cloyce, Cloyce, Daisy, Daisy, I'm walking with the plate right to the stair. Cloyce, Cloyce, Daisy, Daisy, I've gone down two steps. Cloyce, Cloyce, Daisy, just your daily reminder to stop being such a pussy.
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Yeah. Well, that's good. I don't, I don't know what to say. You don't have to say anything.
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Yeah. Super nice. Love them. Go check them out on Sirius XM. And let's get on with the recap.
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And Albee still wins it. On a different yacht. I love that it's Edward Albee, too. He's like, wait a minute. I did that in high school. Damn it.
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Yeah. So the lady's like, oh, my God, that was a good skit. And they loved it. It's really long, by the way. I'm still scrolling through it. If anyone's wondering, wow, Ronnie sure disappeared from this. It's because I'm reading the book that is this. That was a skit. I mean, he really did it.
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Well, I mean, look, it's a show. What is it supposed to be? Five minutes? You know, you got to understand.
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Yeah. Agreed. So then they, Daisy sends Deanna to bed and she's like, you can get back up at 8.15. And she goes, but wait, I thought you said five. And she's like, well, if you let me finish the conversation, now I'm going to get up tomorrow. She's like, I can get up. She's like, no, no, no. You made it very clear how you feel about that.
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I've agreed to do it because I like feeling pissed and nothing has really pissed me off to this level yet, sir. I've had to create it for myself.
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So Diana's like, bullshit. This is, I was going to do it. She's just trying to be a mugger. And then the producer's like, well, but then if you were going to do it, why did you complain about it? What kind of stupid question is that? I do shit all day that I complain about all day. So what? I literally make a list before I go to bed of things that I have to do the next day.
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And then all night I'm like, I'm so mad about my list. That's life. That's how I get through the day. Okay.
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Well, it's also service, right? Like if you're a good server, you're ultimately a good martyr. Yeah. It's like, oh, your meal was fucked up? Okay, I'm not going to throw the chef under the bus, even though it was totally their fault. You know, it was me. Self-flagellation, you know?
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Well, don't tell Jesus that. My God, he's built a whole religion. He's like the biggest martyr in the world. It's like, what are you going to do? Take away Christianity? Come on. But he didn't like summon everyone over to his cave, right? Like he kind of did. Wasn't he like floating up in the sky? He's like, guys, just got myself out of an unsealed cave. My last magic trick for a while.
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And she's like doing that thing where she's like ragefully cleaning little glasses and stuff. She's waiting for someone, someone, someone. What's wrong with me? She's waiting for someone to ask her what's going on. So then Diana does. I mean, Danny does. And it's like, oh, she said that you gave me altitude and you didn't let me finish. And Danny's like, what the fuck?
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Like, what are you guys going to overthrow Daisy? Daisy does everything. She's so nice to you losers. Yeah.
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Yeah, they literally party all night and are served at five in the morning.
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So Daisy's like, I can't be bothered with that shit fucking nightclub crap.
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So Daisy. So they come back and now it's time to eat. So they're being served and they're eating it, but they're so tired, you know. So then there's mac and cheese, there's quesadillas. I mean, this is good drunk food. I have to give the Kloisy Kloys credit.
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And then Daisy outed Danny for, you know, having a high body count, as they would say on SLC. So we are a second day of charter and we're in Ibiza. And Glenn is still all about Ronnie's jellyfish sting. Personally, I hope that jellyfish was like Ronnie and swam away and was like, could have been better. That definitely could have tasted better. Really not great. Could have been better.
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I hate, this was great. Yes, it really was. And so they go to bed and then it's the last day of charter. And now we see how much sleep everybody got. Diana got eight hours, eight hours of sleep. Crazy. Meanwhile, Daisy's nodding off on the juicer after her four hours. And it says, Keith, zero hours of sleep.
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So then Daisy's like, well, I'm the one who's never been caught in any drama. A little bit with Gary, but that's just because it's been long, long time. He's like, yeah, that's true. Well, you know, as we say in the sound of music, brown paper packages tied up in string. Am I right? What the fuck are you talking about, mate?
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You know who everybody wants to date? Somebody who says things like, I think we just need to learn to dial back the phone. That's what we need.
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Yep. So then, Danny serves her, and Daisy's asking what Ronnie's mood is. And Danny's like, oh, I'm afraid of her. She's like, yeah, she's scary. I was saying she gives me, like, PTSD with my stepmom. Because, you know, no matter what you do, nothing is good enough. You can't ever please the woman. Danny, do that better. Please. What are you, a fool? Try not to be offended. You lazy bitch.
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And Dami does her best to not say, like you. So then now it's time to pack. They dock. And now Chase is in the wheelhouse flirting poorly with Diana. He's really trying to flirt with Diana. So he's like, so, where are you going to go back when this is all done, huh, tits? And she's like, Portugal. Oh, cool. Great. That's the thing. Like in Portugal, there's almost no yachties.
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So you make friends, you know. And then I don't see them for two years. Yeah, it's a tough industry because, you know, you make good friends and then, you know, like you basically live with people, right? And then you don't see people. Yes, it's what I just said. Yeah. Still hot because there's nobody else here.
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so then um danny and diana are oh so then of course danny gets smells it in the water that her man is being flirted with so she immediately starts coming up and asking a million questions to disrupt them so she's like have you seen that little knife like my knife the tiny knife that i wouldn't be using to stab anybody right now if i hit it
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So Tiana's like, I skip arm day. Okay, look at that. Actually, no, it's pretty good. It's like, whoa, which way did the gun... Oh, excuse me. Guys, so sorry about that. I lost the knife in the bathroom. Can you open the bathroom door to see if the knife is still in there?
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Yeah, could have been better. New York Ronnie. Was it great? No. Was it good? No. Was it terrible? No. But it could have been better. Could have been better.
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All right. You guys go ahead. I don't want to bother you. Okay. So anyway, here is my guns. By the way, has anybody seen the knife in the bathroom with my glutes? I've lost my glutes. Has anybody seen anything that can help me out here?
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It seems like he's at least trying it on. Right. And, but like most men, especially on this show, he's just going to go with whatever's easiest. You know what I mean? And she's not as easy. And I don't mean like, you know, loose wise, like she wouldn't easy girl. I don't mean like that. I just mean it's, you know, she's not as conversational and like, she doesn't make it as easy, you know? Yeah.
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Diana's more of a hard nut to crack. Right. And Danny's like a bowl of nuts. It's already been cracked and salted and roasted. She is full on peanut butter.
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So then Daisy is now talking to Deanna and she's like, what? Oh, she's talking to both the girls and about how the charter was. And Deanna's like, well, it was crazy, but we managed, you know, I mean, it was fine. And then Daisy's like, well, we need a system because when I say things and it doesn't get done, I get annoyed with it. I really do, girls. Man, here's what I need.
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And Deanna's like, well, I mean, but I understood I was going to finish at midnight, sleep till five, which is not ever five because you have to wake up earlier. And she's like, I know, I know. Well, I got fuck all sleep last night. It's just the attitude in the moment that you gave me, you know?
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And I know all my decisions don't always make sense, but there's actually thought behind it, believe it or not.
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It was an okay leg. It's the jellyfish version of Bethany Frankel. you know what? I've had better stings. That's it. You know, I've tried, I've tried, I've tried different legs. I've had better stings. That one wasn't so good. I'm so sorry. If you don't want a bad review, don't send me a leg.
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Chase is like, wow, so good to be back here. Thanks for the compliment, buddy. God, I miss this couch. This is the money couch. Which is funny because I think that's a J.D. Vance quote, which is odd. So then Gary's like, you're doing great. Thanks, buddy. Yeah, we're actually very, very glad to see you somewhere. And I was just like, well, thanks a lot.
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Don't really even need to be there to be this, do I? I mean, you can still get me all the way over here. You must feel so powerful right now.
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I'm exhausted. Please. So now Chase is doing bicep flexes. And Danny's pretending to ignore him. And they ended up making $24,000, which is pretty good, right?
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Has there been a lower tip than that?
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So then now everybody gets ready to go out tonight. And Daisy and Gary are talking, making small talk. And Gary's saying, oh, I'm not going to drink tonight. Yeah. You know, listen, then just don't drink. But when you go and make it like this is how I know he's not sincere with wanting to turn over any leaf because he's making it like, look, everybody, I'm not going to be drinking tonight.
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Poor, poor Gary. Like you have to make a huge fucking song and dance out of it. Just don't have a drink, bro. So you're not going to drink for the rest of the season, Gara?
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Oh, poor Gary, poor Gary. And so this is like, well, I'm fully behind this if he really wants to stop drinking. But it's basically the Emma storylines in it.
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Shut up. I do not believe one thing he's saying. I don't believe it.
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Not giving a fuck. Choices. Yeah, seriously. Choices. So then Chase is like, whoa, you look like Siegfried and Roy. Jeez. Are you taming tigers? And he's like, mazambique. Yeah, let's all do these.
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He literally just blew down the wall. Yeah. He took tank and blew down over it. I had to keep building wall. My arm was so tired by end. I said, I can't have another relationship.
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Oh, my God. His tattoos are just wow. I do not remember how bad his tattoos were. Did you? I did.
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They are thirsty tattoos. Those are some serious... Because it's like the Harry Styles thing, but it's... What are the eagle wings or something on his chest? I don't love the tattoo on the pecs. I just feel like... That's the Harry Styles, right? Well, I think his are right below his...
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One is just something like you don't understand age or aging because when you put like eagle wings on it, for example, as you age and start to sag, it's just like a frowny mustache face. You know what I mean? Like you need to. That's true. You need to think of the future. Don't stop thinking about tomorrow, guys.
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It's like, oh, my God, you've got it. Is that a dead bird on your chest? No, I'm just old. All right. So Tom Selleck. They go to dinner and everyone's like, oh, my God, we're going to party. Ah, we're going to go wild, aren't we, Cloyce? Cloyce is going to live his best life.
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And they're all like, oh, gross. Jeez, close.
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That was hard. So then Chase is flirting with Deanna. A little bit. And it's not going very well. And he's like, I'm pretty dumb. And she's like, I think you are more savage because you'll say shit. And then Garrett's like, I'm going to pee pee. So Chase goes with him. And then Daisy asks Deanna what's going on. She's like, what's happening with your ass? Oh, fuck off. Don't tell me nothing.
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You vibe well enough. I like it. Oh, you think you're sweet together. You get on. What'd you make out with him? Do it. She did it. Eh? Did you do it or are you going to do it? Do you have reservations on him? Do it before that one jumps on him because you know she will. Like a fly on shit, that one. No offense, Chase. I'm not calling you shit, really. It's like white on rice, really.
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Jellyfish are little bitches. No, I didn't see it. Um, but they are, they're, they're little bitches.
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So then now they're going to go back to the boat and party there. And so they do. And then Keith is like, I'm going to train the little Wayne. Like, wow, he's really come out of his shell. Who knew Keith even said things like that? I can't even believe he knew who Lil Wayne even was.
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I love your country. Most of all, you're here. Second of all, you've given me a boner.
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So then what do we do next? So then Davide goes to check on Gary. He's like, are you okay? What are you doing in here? We are partying, brother. And he's like, I can't party. I'm just not drinking anymore.
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Do you know what words are?
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Blah, blah, blah. This storyline is triggering me. It's really bothering me. I don't know why. It's really bothering me watching Gary take something that most people really go through that's a real thing and trivializing it because he got in trouble. And I feel like that's what's going on here.
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If I thought there was one smidgen of him actually thinking like, wow, maybe I have a problem that I need to get this taken care of. This is not cool for the people around me. If that was a real thing that he was going through, I would like it. But I don't believe it for one second. It just seems so fucking fake. And someone told him, like, you have to say this stuff.
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And really, this is how you really take responsibility. Get up and say how you've got a problem and you'll do anything to change it. And he's just doing it. And it's bugging me. I don't like it.
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Yeah, I mean, I think the thoughts he's thinking are real, but I think they're regurgitated from other things he's heard. I don't know that he's really feeling them. I think he's just like learned that this is what you say when you're in trouble. And it's just, it's really fucking the fuck out of me. I think it could be all of the above. It could be.
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Yeah. Everybody get in the pool.
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So now people go... And back in the hot tub, they're playing like naughty games. And then there's like a game like you have to do your favorite. Well, Daisy does suck and blow and accidentally kisses Keith. Wacky. And then Danny gets to recreate her favorite movie makeout scene with Chase, which of course they get that. And so they do the notebook scene and they start making out really hard.
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you know like a shark will bite you it could kill you but at least it has like eyes and a face and is menacing like they can make a cartoon character out of it you know what i mean yeah like they can draw a shark and be like oh this shark has this personality that one like a jellyfish is just like it's just like a blobby spineless thing like it's literally just like a plastic bag floating in the water that can really fuck you up and it just seems unfair you're a bubbly spit
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And then Danny tops him, like it's on top of him and starts grinding up against him and making out. And of course, Deanna is like, oh my God, I only slept eight hours for this.
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Oh, right, right, right. Gary, she just made out with him. They went to bed. Right, right, right. yeah we didn't do anything bullshit you didn't do anything i know see little liar little liar and so then um danny if daisy sees diana she's like all right well bad call on my part i just heard an ass getting slapped uh so it's probably bad call on my part but i thought you were vibing
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And then we just hear a slap on the ass and he, yeah, yeah. Wow. I like that. He slaps her on the ass and goes, wow. And she goes, what? And he goes, wow. Oh, all right.
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I'm not going to like cry for that. I'm not, I'm not crying for Argentina today. Okay. They're much better than chase out there. A hundred percent. Also banks. Everybody, thank you so much for everything, for being here with us, for talking with us. We sure love you guys.
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Yeah. Stop floating. Like, you can't get mad if you're just, like, flop. Like, flop.
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And it's like suddenly you have arm strength. You know what I mean? Because you know that if you ever needed to move, the jellyfish would be like, I'm just a jellyfish. Look, I can't move. I like, I literally can't pick up anything. But then once there's a person nearby, they're like, oh yeah, boom. And suddenly they're the fucking karate kid.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
And you know, it tries to answer all of the Jeopardy questions while you're watching it with them. Like, oh, shut up. I thought you didn't have a brain.
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Yeah, and you're just desperate because you want to have Keira Knightley in a question. Is it Keira Knightley? Wait. Oh, no. You have to answer it in an answer, right? Who is Keira Knightley? It got it right once. Who is Keira Knightley? Right. Will Keira Knightley ever call me? No. Stop asking random questions. That's not even the proper form of the question.
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And then even when you answer Keira Knightley to a math question, at the end you go, oh, I would have gotten that. That was my last, that was my next answer. That was my next answer.
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Fuck off. Stop your bitching. And hurt people hurt people. Okay, I get it. Who hurt you, Jellyfish? Okay? I bullied people on this show because I went through bullying. Who bullied you? Who bullied you?
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No, at least he's trying with a personality though.
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I would, I'd like to add, speaking of, can we please stop gendering war? Because yeah, those fish don't really, they didn't choose. Yeah.
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Yeah, we're pacifists, you fucking stupid war fish.
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Yeah. You know what? Even a broken clock. Broken clocks, et cetera. Okay. So Daisy's apologizing for outing Danny as, you know, hitting on everybody, I guess I should say. So she's like, sorry, I shouldn't have said that then. Try not to get offended. All right then. And she's like, well, I've kind of learned that with this crew in general, even if you're offended, just shut the fuck up anyway.
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Right? Right. Right. Poor victim Danny. Poor, poor victim Danny.
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pick it up like wait a minute is she a lime scooter my god try not to get too offended Danny sorry I shouldn't have said that try not to get too offended it's not her fault for being an asshole it's Danny's fault for always getting offended so she's like well we've got two more weeks and we need to try to enjoy each other and Danny's of course hurt and she's like she's just always finding a way to shit on me
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That's your boss telling you, you know, if you got time to flirt, you got time to squirt. Okay, now grab some Windex and get over there. Squirt that Windex.
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She sends Ron a three-hour break. Okay, so then we go to the swim platform and, you know, everyone's still gathered around Ronnie, like, secretly cheering on that jellyfish. Jellyfish. And then Daisy and Glenn are discussing the schedule. And then, oh, then we find out that there's this boat procession thing that Captain Glenn really wants him on. He's like...
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Cut to Captain Glenn in an afro. In a black and white.
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So then. Let's see. The guests have requested midnight snacks. So we know it's going to be a long night because this is an Ibiza charter. So they're going to have to deal with, you know, people trying to pretend they're not turning 50, which my friends are doing it every year now. And it just ends awkwardly every time, every single time. Like, why are we doing this?
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Nobody wants to be out until six in the morning. Why are we pretending we want this? You know?
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there were like a huge amount of midnight snacks i was like what what's happening with this season this is wrong yeah the shark so then diana is opening a bottle of tequila or something and chase passes by her and just reminds us how annoying he is he's like hey you're awesome we love you we love you here doing great go away
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Especially when it's told by a full cast like that. Like, it's a full production. It's going to be like a radio play, you know?
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she's just doing it all she just continues to rise and rise and it's so funny it's just it's amazing good for her yeah so uh i all i also thought you know normally i would read a post like that and be like so is there anything about him that you like i mean to that guy i would probably say red flag because when your partner is like here's what i love about my partner everything they do for me i mean normally i would say that's a red flag in this situation i say you go girl
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hashtag boss bitch, uh, that shit, you know?
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Okay, so in other stuff that's not VPR, there are rumors that Whitney Rose is divorcing Justin. John, John, John.
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A source, this is reality blurb, a source claimed Whitney Rose is close to signing divorce papers. They're pretending everything is okay. Whitney's banking on the demise of her marriage to confirm her snowflake for next season, and she will not be holding back. Oh, we know she'll throw Justin under the bus for that snowflake, so let's see what she's got.
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One is just Whitney to go bragging to a friend about it. Like, I believe that it's a source close to it, which is probably Bobby, her daughter or something.
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They're crazy drug addict sodas in Salt Lake City. She's high. You can tell that it's Whitney who's letting this leak because you know that Whitney, this is the community theater show, so you know Whitney's like,
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Oh, my God. Whitney said she's going to dump Justin for a storyline. I mean, it just completely sounds like her. Like she would pitch it that way to her friends.
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You know, I'm not entirely sure. I'm not entirely sure. Beavis. I think I've got it right. It's Beavis. The one with the blonde pompadour. Yeah.
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Also an interesting thing to be mad about. Disgusting, chug chocolate milk before making out.
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I believe it. I went to the grocery store today. Eggs were $9. And guess what? They weren't even sold by a Gorga. They were just $9.
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I mean, for the bottom of the trash, because that's where they belong and we all fucking know it. Why would you bring, wasn't the thing she got store-bought cookies? I mean, I get that that's like a burn. I guess that that's like a show burn. They all do it, right? Like on Potomac right now, we have Happy Eddie because they called him Happy Eddie.
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It's like, oh yeah, well now I'll have a company called Happy Eddie. Ha ha, got you. So I guess she's doing that, but it's like 10 years after the burn. It's weird. Actually, it's probably like 15 years after the burn, but the televised burn, it's at least like a decade past that. So it's kind of a weird thing to be coming.
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She doesn't have a lot of iconic moments. You know what I mean? There's not like a lot that you can sell. Like Teresa will always have. And I'm sorry to compare it to Teresa, but since they always do, she doesn't have that table flipping moment. You know what I mean? She tried it with the cheese.
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I mean, her iconic moment to me is on display and the cheese when she threw the cheese and that pathetic display of trying something.
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Oh, that's my next piece. So I was going to say before, you know, we judged Melissa for that. You do have to find a way when your show is out of here, you're not on your show anymore to capitalize like Miss Bethany Frankel. Now, Bethany, as we always, as we know, we always talk about. has a TikTok and she has become a food reviewer on her TikTok. That's like her thing now.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
This shit is so funny and I die whenever there's clips. This has been a whole week of Bethany clips on TikTok that have been just hilarious. Not intentionally, I don't think. But one of them is, it started with Harry. Harry, Lisa, Harry Rinna. Harry, not Stiles. Harry Hamlin. Harry Hamlin, yeah. Sorry, guys. So Harry Hamlin has his pasta sauce and he sent it to Bethany. This is Bethany.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
All right. I'm going to try it. I'm going to try it. You know, I got Harry's sauce and then I got Rose. Rouse. Okay. Whatever. The Gorga sauce. Whatever it is. Okay. I'm going to try that. I'm going to be blindfolded. So I'm not going to know which is which. All right. Blindfold me. Blindfold me. I'm a guy. I can't see. I can't see. You're fired. You're fired. Get someone else to do it. All right.
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I can see a little light now. Okay. You're hired. All right. So I'm going to taste it.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
All right. This one.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Oh, my God. What is that? Rosemary? Oh, my God. Is that Rosemary's baby that was conceived, birthed, and died in my mouth? Like, what is this? You know what? I'm sorry. Disgusting.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
This causes climate change right here. We're all going to die. This is it. It's killing us. Lisa Renner, your husband's trying to kill everybody on Earth, okay? And by the way, don't send me this stuff. Why did you send it? Why did you send it? You know, I told her, if you don't want me to say the truth, don't send it to me because that's what I am. I'm a ball buster. I'm a truth teller.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
You know what? And you just got it. I hope you enjoyed it because it was hard for me. I hope she's not going to hate me. You did not have to do this whole thing to slander anyone. Well, I think it's also like I didn't taste it, you know, like, why be like that?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
All right. Well, Rouse is also a big Bravo sponsor, obviously, because they also have ads with Melissa and Joe Gorga. You've seen those, right? I have not seen those, actually. That's amazing, actually. Oh, you haven't? Yeah, that's a huge deal for them, for the Gorgas. They have a sponsorship with Rouse. So it's weird that now...
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
She brings up Rouse, which is still connected to Melissa Gorga, but then finds a way to diss another housewife in like the moving of the Rouse. It's weird. And I don't know. I heard that she makes like millions of dollars a month with this TikTok. So somebody paying, you know. Well, you know that. Good for her. Even if you know that. You go Rouse. I'll take your money. Give it to me.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I'm dissing Harry right now for free. I'll do this shit for some pasta sauce money. Give it over.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
This is the reason Trump shit his pants in Paris. Wherever he was. Did he really shit his pants?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens Crappy Hour. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. I'm trying to figure out how to mute all my windows because I've got our voices in nine windows. Oh, no, my face. Hi, everybody. I solved that. So there's only one gay Ronnie voice coming back in my face and not 20 or whatever that never too much. Hi. Hi. Hi.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I'm sorry, but that's bullshit. First of all, that girl doesn't eat, so I don't want to hear it. Those girls are models is what I'm saying. I'm not commenting on any eating disorder before everybody gets on my nerves. I'm making a model joke, but I'm not trusting a model on pasta sauce love. Also, you know what? You should not have to cook a pasta sauce before it tastes good.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
You can taste some ragu tasting like shit, and you can also taste some homemade pasta sauce tasting not like shit without it being cooked.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Oh, it's called Rao's. Yeah, thank you. Wax Poetry is like, it's pronounced Rao's. Okay, okay. We hear you. We hear you. Thank you. Rao's. Rao's. What was I saying? Wasn't I saying Rao? Maybe you're saying Rao's. I'm sure I wasn't.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Rao. But also, I have to say, I also don't believe that Harry makes a good pasta sauce. Because remember when we met Harry, we met him with Lisa Rinna. We went to the Beverly Hills, whatever, lounge or whatever they like to go to. Yeah, we went to the polo lounge with them.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
And we were sitting right next to Al Pacino, who I couldn't tell if he literally still don't know to this day if he was senile and confused about where he was. He just he was alone. And he just kept staring at us with that confused face. I say this about Michael Darby all the time, but like the confused dog that's just ready to be put out of its misery. That's what he looked like.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Being at the polo lounge with a bunch of L.A. people, everybody was like that. I mean, Renna was like that. Harry was like that. Except Harry, instead of talking about the films and stuff he'd been in, he was like, you know, NASA, I'm really into NASA. I speak there. He's like, I'm brilliant. I'm a brain scientist. I'm a rocket scientist and all this.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
And by the way, he was really nice, except for saying, what are you guys doing here? Don't you know this place is homophobic? You're not supposed to be eating here. I was like, well, what are you doing here? He's like, that's not a terrible point.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
but he was really nice to us but um you know anyway i i just from that conversation i was like this is an actor who no one ever tells him he's wrong he probably goes to nasa and they're so excited that they have a celebrity there and he probably god knows what he's talking about nuclear fission or whatever i just don't buy that he's like an expert because you know actors it's like ryan gosling probably walking into someplace like i'm a classical pianist because i learned it for
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
La La Land or whatever. I never trust on actors. Know a little bit of everything, but master of nothing, whatever it is.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
like how you can like divulge like what's going on in your heart and your brain to alanis morissette and be like give me therapeutic advice i don't understand it i feel like once you're in entertainment you can't be taken seriously in other forms unfortunately sorry yeah and you know she was like there's rosemary in here what it was rosemary it's disgusting and um you know you don't put rosemary in pastas like you know that's just like an extra thing to do like i'm gonna make some i'm gonna make some artistic choices here and put rosemary in my pasta sauce like no that's just not how you do it
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Not that I'm an expert. I got ripped apart when my character Nancy posted a pasta sauce. People were like, this is heathiness. Wait a second, this fake person put up an incorrect pasta sauce recipe. Someone is just telling us, reminding us that Jesus Christ died for our sins and rose again. So just thank you so much, Carve. Thank you so much for being here. My God. Changed my life.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Hi, everybody. Welcome. It is crappy hour. It's every other Monday. So this is one of the other Mondays. It's December 16th. So good to see you, everybody. Tickets for live shows, Patreon, et cetera, et cetera. Go check that out at watchwhatcrappens.com. Live show tickets. Ben, it's so lovely to see you on your brand new setup over there. It looks so good. Thank you.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
So, yeah, so that was the first thing with Bethany. Okay. So then she's like, oh, my God, guess what I got today in the mail. This is nuts. I can't believe it. I'm serious. Like, why would people send me this?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
She ain't scared because she's from Georgia. Bethany trying to do a Jersey accent as if her accent is posh compared to a Jersey accent is fucking hilarious, first of all. Julie, it's Melissa, Melissa Gorga. All right, she made sprinkle cookies. Why would you send these to me? Like, why? You think I'm not going to tell the truth? She's not scared.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
All right, she's not scared yet because she's from Jersey.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Look at this. Look at this box. This box is beautiful. Well done. What a beautiful box. You can see through it. It's called a window, okay? Because you can see the cookies. Wow. I look at it. I know what it is. Look. These cookies. Look at these cookies right here. I'm tasting it. It tastes like candy. You know why? Because it's a tin of cookies. It's a tin of cookies. It's disgusting.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Why would you make this out of tin? I can't eat tin. I almost died from tin poisoning. Anyway, I can't see cookies in here. Terrible cookies. Throw them away. Get rid of them. Burn them. Throw them at a homeless person. All right. So hers, beautiful. They're in a window. I can see the sprinkles in here. Very good co-packing. Great co-packing. Such good co-packing. You wonder what co-packing is?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
That's when you pack it with somebody else. You think she's doing this from her house? She's not. She's using a co-packer. I'm an expert. You just heard it from me.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
So she's going on and on about the packaging.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
This is Vicky. This is Vicky. All right, Vicky, say hi. Vicky's like, hello. She's like, Vicky's from Albania. All right? It's Albania, right? Yeah, she's from Albania. Isn't that insane? Yeah, I'm just kidding. All right, Vicky, you're going to taste a sprinkle cookie, all right? We're going to taste it together.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Okay, Vicky. All right, eat it. What do you think, Vicky? how do you say in Albanian? She's like, good. I mean, I didn't understand you. That was a very thick accent, but you know what? What do you think? She's like, good. She's like, it's good. She's right. Vicky's right. All right. Albania wins one. All right, go get out of my, never look me in the eye again. Never look me in the eye.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
let me tell you who else she's terrorizing america because this was her third video that i'm talking about this week so bethany comes on i think today i think it was today and she's like all right you know the drones all right you're all going to think i'm crazy i know you already think i'm crazy whatever but you know the drugs well i know a friend who knows a friend who works for a friend let me tell you something this is a serious person okay it's not a there's nukes they're looking for nukes we're all going to die
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I mean, wherever they're looking, there's nukes there. You know, I remember the day I was sitting with my driver. Let me tell you a relatable story. One day, I was sitting in front of a glistening building I owned with my driver, who I also owned. And he told me about a global pandemic. I said, what are you, fucking crazy? What are you, a sprinkle cookie in 2019? Like, shut up. And guess what?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
There was a pandemic. So listen to me. There's probably nukes. Okay, they're all going to be like, what the fuck are you doing now? I hope she's wrong, by the way. And I'm not making fun if there are. But I'm like, could you imagine if this is the world now that we just hear that we're being nuked from fucking Bethany? That's how we find out.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
So she's not saying the drones are nukes, by the way. She's saying that there are nukes planted all over the tri-state area and that the nukes are sniffing them out and that the government's not telling us so that we don't all freak out. Could this be true? Of course. It's just to me, it's like, is this how I want to find out I'm about to die?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
The last thing I want is Bethany holding a fucking Melissa's Gorga sprinkle cookie in my face. We're all going to die. Look out your window.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
oh my gosh okay so that was that bethany just really killing it on the tick tock these days and also i just like to see bethany i'd like to see lisa renna because you know lisa renna's over at diana jenkins house right now like oh bethany franco thinks she's gonna come for me i'm gonna get her oh just you wait henry higgins I can't wait to see Rinna's revenge. Because you know she'll take it.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
And he's been hiring hookers.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
There's going to be something. And it'll probably come in the form of Elton John dissing Rinna or something that Diana's connected to.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
So she got mad when she got mad when I made face masks of her big lips as the mask. Cause you remember when we were making masks during the pandemic and I made a mask that was Lisa Rinna's gigantic lips. I thought it was so funny. So I was like, hey, do you want us to send you some of these? I think they're so funny. And she's like, haha. And then immediately blocked me. And then followed us.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
And I guess blocked you. I mean, what the hell, Lisa Rinna? Take a joke. That's your whole claim to fame. Lisa. Your fucking stupid lips.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
We've been paying for action. So there you go. You know what? I love when people can admit that. So good for you. Thank you.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Well, she yeah, she unfollowed and blocked. And she's you know, she has a different life now because she spent. Beverly Hills trying to lay the groundwork for her, you know, Chris, what's her bunch? Chris Jenner. Not Chris Jenner. Yeah, Chris Jenner. Her kind of life. And she's living it now. Now she dresses like Jigsaw the Clown and goes to fashion things and looks insane.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
And I think she's so happy. She looks happy.
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Kind of pointing off into the distance while holding her from behind.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I'll tune in for the housewives, but not their husbands. Like, I'm sorry. Terry D. Brown, no.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Yeah, feel better over there. So today, we've got a crazy week this week. A lot's been going on on Bravo, especially with Vanderpump Rules. You know, we've always wondered what would happen when that show crashed and burned. It did crash and burn, and now they are crashing and burning. Like, it's crazy. Well, the men, you know, the men.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
So, um, but how does she not go to the doc? If she really, if you really think you've got a parasite, that's the size of a baby arm in your face, that swimming around, how do you not go to the doctor? I mean, I know insurance is really fucked in this country and healthcare is really fucked.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
And all you need to do is read the current news and how people are reacting to the healthcare, you know, bosses, the not healthcare workers, but the, uh, insurance. Yeah.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
heads of insurance yes luigi our current national hero right now to see how everybody's taking the current state of the health care industry so i'm not saying that it's like easy to go get your face fixed but girl if you've got if you've got the if you've got the new television show version of dune on your face you need to go in there and figure out what the is going on
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
out of there the minute my face starts moving there's something under my face i'm going to the doctor and you know i won't go if my blood pressure is 240 over something which it has been and i wouldn't it's they had to drag me there it's it's actually really scary at first i was like oh my god brandy glenville added again but now it is kind of scary and i mean
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I'm sorry. Ben, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I don't want to forget. Jay Sunnyland is telling us she said she spent $70,000 trying to get it fixed. Okay.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
She's tried everything and it still won't go away. That parasite is basically the Brandy Glanville of parasites. It's like the Teddy Mellon camp. No one can stop it. Yeah. But yeah, I hope she, you know, she's, she's annoying and stuff, but I hope she gets her face fixed.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
That's so scary. Crazy.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Well, I didn't laugh. I just, you know, I've, it's been going on for a long time. something's been wrong just because of the fillers and stuff. We've seen it for a long time. I'm not saying that's what this is, but it's been for years where she's been posting stuff or she posts like, look what Bravo's done to me. And then she'll post like a horrifying facial picture.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
And then she'll be like, click for details. And it's like a clickbait type thing where she's clickbait about getting really bad at that.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Like she's just now. Yeah. She's good. She's going off the deep end with her. And at first she was like, well, I call this the Bravo disease because this didn't happen. So I was in Morocco and that trip ruined my life. I'm like, okay, so Morocco, you're the only one. I don't know.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
It's just, but didn't she also say, but you know, I worry about her sometimes because I don't think she's like the worst. I mean, she was nice to us. She always had a place in my heart. And she had such great hope at the beginning. It's just one of those stories you see someone in Hollywood like completely losing it in front of you for years. And they just get worse every year.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
um but this uh james domestic violence charge i can't say it's the most shocking thing um in the world but it is still extremely sad did not like it it was reported this week that uh neighbors called uh because they heard a fight after kathy hilton's christmas party over at james's house in burbank i don't know how they heard it over the southwest flights but they did and maybe calling
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
And it gets worrisome, you know.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
like it's yeah it's crazy someone someone get someone get a fix for her please please yeah but you know good luck to her my goodness um so what else do we have in here let's see we've gone through lindsey hubbard had a baby lindsey oh my god lindsey had a baby girl and not only did she have a baby she it was all spawn con i mean that baby came out with a little mcdonald's golden arch on its forehead
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
It's like, girl, you're doing a spawn con in the birthing room?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
She literally was in her birthing room. She's like, look what I gave birth to. A lovely submarine from Mike Sandwiches. I was like, what are you doing?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Look for sales on curated cheeses to create a grazing board everyone will love while the dinner's getting cooked. You're in the right place to get all the best accoutrement like nuts, dried fruit, and chocolate.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Miss Brown Sugar says she's an influencer. That's her job shrug. I know, but that shit's hilarious. I mean, my God, that's like us doing a podcast while we're giving birth, which we would, you know, because that is, well, we probably wouldn't be giving birth, but you know what, if we could.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
And what I love- Is it really called Padma Does Comedy? Padma Does Comedy. That's really what it's called?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I wonder what Little Deer thinks. Hey, Little Deer, what do you think? What does she call her daughter? Little Hands. Little Hands. Hey, Little Hands, what do you think about that one?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
And it turns out it was because James accusedly, Ben, they're saying that your mic is a lot lower than mine today.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
So anyway, Padma does comedy. Well, excited for it. Excited for both. Not Padma's comedy, because I've seen clips of that, and that needs to stop. She needs to not do it. She needs to join Reza in not doing that anymore. Let's just put that to bed. What else? Is there anything else in here you want to discuss before we turn it over to the listeners?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
I don't think we've had that many emails on a subject in years. And a lot has gone down on this channel. We've said a lot of stupid things that we've gotten a lot of mail for. Never as much as this. I mean, it's a lot. It's out of control.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Were you messing with your levels?
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Shorzeski. It's by Judith Lieber.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Come on. I don't know, but they love them. They sure love them. They're like, how dare you, Ben? Yeah. Cancel Ben. So one thing I think we should end this and we'll turn this over to listener calls in a minute, viewer calls and all that good stuff. But I just wanted to leave on a good note. You guys, good things do happen to terrible people. So I want all of you terrible people out there to know
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Bless it.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
You have a chance at happiness too. Isn't that sweet? Lenny Hochstein and Catherine Mazepa are engaged again. They made up, guys. So just when you think that karma is going to come take you down just because you're an awful human being, just remember, it doesn't. It really doesn't at the end of the day. It will reward you. So congrats, everybody. Congrats to those two crazy kids. Good luck.
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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
um so they were called over apparently the neighbor um alleged that james picked a woman up it wasn't reported at first too and threw her on the ground and um later we found out that was ali and exactly what had happened and ali came out saying it was a misunderstanding that was the first thing that she had said it was a misunderstanding which anybody who has ever read of a dv case in their life has heard before and um
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Good luck with them when he gets his leaky diaper soon. You're going to have a great time with that one. Enjoy the future divorce. Congrats, you crazy kids. All right, everybody, we are turning this over to listener calls. So if you're on Instagram or on audio, this will cut off. If you want to join us for that portion, then join us every other Monday live on YouTube Live.
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So everybody's just basically been really worried about her, obviously. And she she finally James came out with a statement. Well, not really a statement, but he had a show over the weekend, which I can't believe he kept one. That's crazy because he's been. Yeah, a lot of them have been canceling bookings, but he did go do a show. And it was basically just saying, wait, wait to see.
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It's it's all a misunderstanding or whatever. And then Ali today left. It was reported that she left the house and she was packing to go stay in an Airbnb with her family who was in town to support her. And it showed a picture of James just looking completely, you know, cracked out eyes. Of course, it's it's a picture. But, you know, who knows what's really going on over there?
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But it did not look good for James with this fucking tacky as Givenchy T-shirt as well.
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Yeah. Fuck that guy. I mean, that's a very nice way of saying it. I say, fuck that fucking guy. And there is no more chance there. There are no more chances, sir. You've wasted up all your fucking chances, you know, and this just is kind of a cynical view on it.
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But yeah, people like that who are suddenly completely changed the next day because they started eating ice cream instead of doing coke every night. Don't fall for that shit. That is. And it's not to say that people can't recover from drugs and alcohol. But this like sweet little guy act who's love bombing you every day. Don't don't fall for it. Be cautious because fucking people like this.
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I swear to God. So fuck that guy. Hope Ali's OK. It's reported that they're still together. Which obviously I don't love, but you know, you know, my new thing is that I'm going to start driving around in a white van like a creep. And it's going to be your auntie Ronnie pulling up front to get girls in the car and be like, listen here, ma'am. No, no more of this. Okay. Yeah.
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I'm going to show you all the clips from the past decade. And then we're going to show you clips of your fucking future. No, ma'am. Get in the car. You are better than this. So she is better than that. So I hope that Ali takes care of herself. You know, obviously can't judge the victim in this kind of stuff, nor would I. So let's see where that leads. Super depressing way to lead this off.
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But I really didn't want that hanging over our head the whole show. So basically, to sum it up, fuck you, James. Get your shit together and do it preferably away from me and my television and any other decent human being. You bastard.
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Yeah. Later. Later, skater. So in some other Vanderpump Rules, dramatic news of men being douchebags. This was at least fun because Victoria, Tom's girlfriend, who we all know is only dating that loser so she can get on Vanderpump Rules. Last we heard from her was last week when they announced Schwartz and Sandy's was closing and she came out with her.
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Oh, if only you'd had a sign, a sign in the strip mall, which I fought for. Victoria, the real Norma Rae of street-facing signs and strip malls for tiki bars, came out today. I believe this was today, right? Or was this yesterday? This was yesterday.
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Victoria Lee Robinson. It was posted yesterday. You guys were right. You guys were right.
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tiger never changes its stripes dot dot dot he loves the best friends apparently i feel like a fool completely heartbroken ma'am your bid to become ariana maddox in the wake of vanderpump rules basically being cancelled with that cast is denied it is denied nobody fell for this shit everybody was like oh what what he loses jobs so now you're out stinker
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Which is pretty fun watching somebody get universally denied for their next bit at fame. What did you think of that when you saw it?
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it's like it's like a rodeo clown asking for pity that they're coming home smelling like every night what did you think was gonna happen ma'am what did you think what did you think maybe it's not maybe the crap maybe crappy hours should just be called what did you think what did you think what did you think ma'am uh claim denied um so then uh tom came on at eight in the morning
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uh to live uh we saw some reports of this uh all over the internet from people who scream screen recorded came on the internet uh with i think a coors light uh chain smoking cigarettes and he was like wow let me tell you this much dude she made a huge mistake on that one huge i was like is that a threat like what's his deal
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But then later in the day, she came out with another post or she, I don't know why I'm saying came out with a post, like she actually created a film, but she- She premiered a post. Where is it? Where's this next post? Hold on. She came out with another one today. Okay. I guess I didn't write the link down here.
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Yeah, so that's the one I just said. But then she came out with another one that apparently is something along the lines of lips.
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You are the fucking noise, lady. You are the noise and the funk. C'est bien. Take it away. You brought it all out.
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Yeah, fuck off. You are the noise. Please stop. So while the men were falling apart, we also got some insane Ariana news this week, which was also crazy depressing. Ariana told magazines she's never been happy in her life, and she finally found a man that literally wakes up, works for her, breathes for her, only cares about her. She's such a fucking bitch. Ew, gross. I'm so sick of her.
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So I really thought that was pretty funny that amongst all this news, they're like, Ariana, what do you think? She's like, let me tell you about my boyfriend.
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He literally wakes up, feeds me, mushes my food for me, cleans my house, does my nails, does my hair, tells me how beautiful I am, and then brushes my hair on the way to wherever he's driving me, which is kind of dangerous, but we're also using self-driving. Let's not hit around. And then drops me off and says, you're the most beautiful thing in the world. Then throws sacks of money at my feet.
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And then when he leaves, flowers come out of the carburetor and hit me right in the face. It is amazing.
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But nevertheless, regardless, in this moment, in this conversation, the conversation should have just been like, fuck Todd.
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Well, I mean, and she's excellent. Excellent on this show.
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She has substance as a housewife. She's great on the funny levels in terms of clapbacks and whatever. But there's stuff there with her that's interesting and you want to get to know more about her. So Bronwyn says, like, I adore Todd. I live and breathe by what Todd says to me. And by the way, I just want to also point out this entire serious conversation is happening during, like, massive swells.
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Did you notice the boat was going up and then down and then up and then down? I was surprised they weren't all barfing. I kept on seeing the horizon rising up and down on my screen. So, she's saying, and I think I mean as much to Todd as any person can mean to him, but I think Todd means more to me than I mean to him. And Lisa's like, oh, sorry, what were you saying? I got distracted.
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So good. That's, that's the house. She's like, the heartstring is there. It's like, Bronwyn, you just have to pull it, pull the heartstring. This is a good story. This is a very, very sad story. But there's one last thing for you to do. You've got to reach out and you've got to grab that heartstring and you've got to pull it. I'm not good enough for anyone. It's like, yes, Bronwyn, you did it.
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I love it. Made me feel very sad for her. Sad that she feels this way. And Heather's like, you know, you keep saying negative.
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An argument could be made that Heather was the asshole. Heather came for Bronwyn first, and then Bronwyn went on defensive, and then she got mad at Lisa because Lisa didn't defend her, and then she kind of just spiraled out from there. But an argument could be made that Heather sort of started it.
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I think that Bromwood, well, Bromwood may have talked, again, I just don't think the talking shit is really, it was, I feel like in line. It's like when you're on a highway and everyone's going 70 miles per hour and the speed limit is 55.
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you're all kind of breaking the rules but you're doing it as a pack so it's all you're going with the traffic and i think that's sort of what she was doing and i think that she was thought she was kind of fitting in because she was like i'm on the show gonna mix it up just like be kind of shady and heather's like i can't believe she was shady i think bronwyn's a terrible person and then she started this campaign against bronwyn and then bronwyn at that point then like then went on her
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because this is why she had a negative reaction to what when heather was coming at brahman earlier in the season the reason why she had actually such a reaction to it is because she has she carries this baggage of feeling like people don't understand her and that she doesn't fit in and here she was she having her first scene and she thinks she's having new friends she's gonna like mix it up like everyone else be a little shady and then heather immediately is like no i'm the queen bee of the group and i'm saying no you don't get to be here and
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And it like triggers all these feelings of like, I don't fit in anywhere. I'm always the outside. I was the outsider. Bring him young. I was the outsider within my family, outside of my marriage. Like no one gets me. And once again, I fucked it up. And now it's like, then I think she just goes in war path mode at that point.
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Like, it's like she becomes Carrie and, um, and she's been that mode ever since. And by the way, thank God. Cause it's been so fun for me at least.
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No, don't be more compassionate. I think it can be both things. She has been an asshole to people. She turned on Whitney and Angie, who were... like her friends all this season. She turned on them purely to show, to present.
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Well, it was a gesture solely to show Lisa Barlow that she's willing to have Lisa Barlow's back at camp day, right? And so she threw those friendships under the bus. That's an asshole move. So she does do asshole things, which contributes to her being not accepted in the group. However, that's also her damage is that she feels that way.
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So she may... There's an interesting parallel here with Todd and here, which is that... And it's just an interesting... It's a commentary in general to how often we contribute to... situations that we're unhappy to. And that's why there is a thing called self-fulfilling prophecy. And again, I'm not saying this in a way that like, well, Todd cheated because of Bronwyn.
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No, Todd cheated because of Todd. And Bronwyn didn't deserve that. But like, but you know, the thing is that we all, every situation that we find ourselves in, we are going to have a reaction to. And a lot of times our reactions sometimes are counterproductive to the outcomes that we want, which is unfortunate, but that's also kind of like a human experience.
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heather is probably the best i think i think heather is the number one speech maker on bravo because i'm just looking at this this speech it is a long speech it is a long intelligent articulate speech you know like you could make an argument that receipts proof timeline etc like she thought about saying that i had like ahead of confronting uh monica but this is an off-the-cuff speech and it's so good like heather really has a skill with this and you know what
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I'm doing the slow Bronwyn nod, which is her way of saying, I'm hearing this and I'm very Rachel.
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She's probably, I was going to say she might be number two. She's number one because, you know, the other great speech maker on Bravo is another Heather, Heather Dubrow. I think the Heathers have something. They know how to make a speech. They know how to just sit you down and look you in the eye and just like have a moment on camera.
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yeah i didn't love this from mary this i thought the first the first thing she said uh i didn't it was neither were like great i i understood more the first one what she was kind of saying as we previously discussed this one like the only way i can understand why i should bring this up is if bronwyn's saying like i feel like i'm not understood oh because bronwyn just said i feel like i like him more than he likes me and so maybe this was meredith responding to that saying like look
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He – I'm sure he loves you. He just doesn't know how to actually express it. But either way, again, I think in this moment, you just sort of have to not – you just – let's not stick up for Todd in this conversation. Maybe have a follow-up conversation and say, hey –
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was thinking about it you know i was i i felt really bad that you said that you felt like you like your husband more than he likes you and maybe he doesn't have the tools to express how much he likes you so maybe you know like something like that yeah i think it was directly i think it was it was it was a response to directly her saying she loves todd more than she he loves her and i think meredith is just trying to make her feel better and saying
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I think Meredith's intentions were totally to try to make Bronwyn feel better in both comments that she made.
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in a clip but okay robin's like from day one i've been called two-faced terrifying not a girl's girl a trophy wife a werther's original stealer that was actually todd who said that a gold digger this is okay the amount of that's been said about me before anybody has bothered to get to know me is insane it's so insane i'm gonna pulse my right eyeball at you
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But this is why I'm saying that, like... This is why I'm saying Meredith should have said this stuff a little bit later, because when you have just said, turns out, Todd, there was infidelity, and I think I like him more than him, and then you have someone say, yeah, but he may... No, he probably likes you a lot. He just doesn't know how to do it. It sounds very much like...
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it's like you just don't want to hear that you don't want to hear like no no let's have some empathy for todd right now so uh it's the the reason why mary should not have brought it up right now is because what she if if she's trying to say what we think maybe she was trying to say is such a subtle thing that in an emotional moment right now it's gonna get lost and it's gonna be it's gonna get used against you no matter what so like wait to have a more nuanced conversation later
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Yeah, but you know, on this show, you never really know what people's motives are, to be honest.
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Also, LOL to me saying that they should have a nuanced conversation later, as if the concept of nuance has ever coincided with Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Salt Lake City, for Christ's sake.
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And Heather's like, Bronwyn, is that why you have so many dogs? She's like, I do have so many dogs. She goes, and the dogs adore you. I hear that every time a dog poops on your carpet, it's its way of saying, I love my owner. And Bronwyn's like, thank you. You know, we are shoving shit into all the cracks in my heart, Heather. Clothes, bags, dogs, literally bags.
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so they hug her they get off the boat and everything and they go back to sprinter van and then uh lisa's like wow do you know what i'm like do you feel the same like that was interesting and meredith's like well i feel sorry for her yeah when todd sees this he's gonna lose his mind which i think that's what we're all thinking like what is that you have two reactions. One is the right reaction.
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One's the wrong reaction. The right reaction is to say, when I saw that Bronwyn that broke my heart and I just feel terrible that I, I made you feel this way and I'm going to do whatever I can to reassure you and prove to you that like, you're my number one priority. That's the right reaction. The wrong reaction will be, why did you, I can't believe you put that on TV.
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And Angie's like, Bronwyn, you are finally showing something. And Heather's like, we didn't even know any of that bothered you. We thought if we called you a fucking bitch gold digger two-faced slut, we thought you'd be down.
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Do you know how embarrassing that is for me? Now everyone's gonna look at me like I'm a cheater. And I guarantee it was option number two that he took.
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By the way, Meredith, how are you feeling? Yeah, you were quiet on the boat. Yeah, well, I was not feeling great on the boat. At least it's like really nauseous. Yeah, a little bit of exhaustion more than anything, you know, a little nauseous and a little heartache. Not great, but I feel good now.
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Everyone's like, what's going on with that right now? Now, listen, Meredith also has... meredith does not always do well on the first day of vacation let's not forget her first day in bermuda when she was like so you know she needs like a moment she loves a benzo on the plane basically is what you're saying she loves a benzo and a few of those little tiny bottles of wine on a plane and
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You can anesthetize several chipmunks. So Bronwyn's like, and she's like, how are you feeling, Bronwyn? And she's like, you know, I keep wondering if I'm crazy or if I'm misunderstanding because like you guys saw when I was like crying about what I was sharing with you guys about my personal life.
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and when he goes i think that like when her intentions are good she doesn't quite know like even hold down even though her intentions are good she doesn't quite know how to do aqua aerobics i mean wait no what's the word listen andrew's like there is well i also have to point out
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There's nothing overtly wrong. So then we cut back to Lisa drinking Diet Coke ominously. So now, like, Heather comes to sit down with Whitney and Angie and Bronwyn, and Heather's like, how are you feeling? Are you feeling better? Would you like another wonderful speech?
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Bronwyn's like, well, I was just telling Angie, the three of you were the most responsive and caring and inquisitive, so I appreciate that. Thank you. And, like, today, when I was telling you guys what's going on with Todd and I, it felt like Meredith said, well, maybe that's all Todd can do. Like, I should be fine with that. Like, that's the max. That's it. That's what you get.
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Whitney, you exploited my pinata. Whitney, then Whitney says, I mean, you said probably like one of the most vulnerable things you could share. Watching Whitney try to get through the word vulnerable. Did you notice that? She goes, it was one of the most vulnerable.
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It was like one of the most vulnerable things you could share.
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she's like hold on little one i loved when she did that she was like i know she's like this is bronwyn's monologue okay she's been this is her getting the rose moment just let her have it you know i know bronwyn has stolen britney's moment bronwyn's like you know it would have been about the that's really important to me if anybody had asked me it's actually about the real that i've gone through with todd how hard it is to be a stepmom how hard it is for me to navigate being with someone who is older and successful and cranky
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#2662 RHOSLCS5E14 Part Two: Todd Bedfellows
So, you know, so Whitney's like, yeah, they're sticking up for like, don't talk about it. Okay, I'll just stop you there, Whitney. Listen, it happened with Gwen and her grandparents too. Lisa kept saying, oh, they have this big house and they're so handsome and Gwen's dad is handsome and they're so nice and they're so beautiful and they're so wealthy.
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And that's like not how I feel about a family who in the past has denied or ignored or refused to claim or get to know my child. And Whitney's like,
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yeah lisa has a hard time going beyond the sir line fists those things matter to her and it's they're important to her so she's like gonna point out like the image of like um can someone finish my sentence for me i don't have anything else to say to get to the period
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There is something going on and there's a reason you're over here in our villa. And maybe when you're having that moment, maybe she didn't take it as serious as it is. I don't know. Where's the tzatziki? Am I right?
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#2662 RHOSLCS5E14 Part Two: Todd Bedfellows
Yes. And Mary is saying that, you know, when she found out about Robert, she had to do something. So we see a flashback. It's a really nice flashback where she's basically like he's going to be going off to rehab. She found a facility. She was she prayed over it. She found a facility.
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And what she's most happy about is that he wanted to do it and that he was ready and that this is his choice because she can't make him, you know, want to change. It has to become from him. So we see a really lovely scene of, of, of her. He gets into a van, they go off to, she gets him situated in, in rehab.
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And it is, it is, it's a nice scene and we just have to have our fingers crossed, you know, cause we know that's just the beginning of a very long journey for that kid.
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and still uses a Palm Pilot. Have you ever tried to text someone with a Palm Pilot? It's awful. And the infidelity too. That's probably number three on the list there. I mean, we have infidelity in our situation.
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I have a prediction for the reunion is that Meredith is going to say, when I asked you why your day late, you didn't share with me. And it really hurt my feelings that you couldn't share with me about Robert. We've been so close for so many years and that you wouldn't share the thing with me. And I've shared so much about Brooks. It really hurt Mary. I guarantee that's going to be a moment.
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I was shocked by how darling I thought this was. This was so sweet when Mary walked in and how happy Angie was and that they did run into each other's arms. It reminded me of seeing a cheesy video on Instagram about a soldier coming back from war and he surprises their kid or something like that. Or someone being reunited with their pet.
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You know those sweet videos where they play cheesy music and you wind up crying on social media.
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#2662 RHOSLCS5E14 Part Two: Todd Bedfellows
the waiters are dressed as different letters like one guy comes out as like a v one guy has an eye they're so jealous of the eye guy because he basically gets to have his arms like tattoos with letters on them so lisa's just talking about how like you know this is where they grow their they grow all their the the stuff for the the piñas for the tequila etc etc and vita means life
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#2662 RHOSLCS5E14 Part Two: Todd Bedfellows
And then Whitney, Whitney has the balls to say, it feels less like I'm stepping into a dinner party and more like I'm stepping into a cheesy Vita tequila commercial. Like how many prism events have we had to sit through on this show? Whitney, come on now.
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I love a good starter salad. That should be like a yearbook quote. Lisa Barlow, I love a good starter salad. So, and then Mary's looking at like, there's a guy, one of those like tomato and mozzarella, it was like a caprese stack. And she's like, oh, I want that. And Brittany wants salt and pepper. And it's like, and then Mary's like, where's my food?
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No, wait, what is that? Did you mean stroganoff? What is that? There's no such thing as stroganoff soup either. Stroganoff soup? Do you know what's in stroganoff? And then Bonnie and Mary's like, oh, minestrone, minestrone.
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I just want to say I did a quick Google search of pastrami soup and I've already got... Okay, here's some things that have shown up. Number one, slow cooker white bean and pastrami soup. White beans. And then there's another one called Reuben soup, which... That seems a bit, I don't know about that. And then French onion pastrami soup. Actually pastrami would be delicious in soup.
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It's like highly seasoned. It's salty, strong. I'm for it. I'm for pastrami soup.
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You're welcome. Call me Dr. Lowenstein. I'm listening. So, Whitney's like... Call her Henry. It's like her Call Her Daddy podcast.
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How are you feeling, Meredith? And Meredith's like, I am good. How about you? And Meredith is giving her this look like, what are you up to, Brittany? And Meredith also has like a lip liner or something. So she has like a sort of a strong outline on her lips, which makes it when she frowns all the more exaggerated. And Brittany's like, are you feeling okay? I am good.
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good because you were talking about being tired and i hope it's okay to say it but i heard you crying last night you know i mean it's like you're crying i was upset last night and i cried
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No, I did not throw up. What I did was I emptied a vase into the toilet because I didn't like the color of the water. So what may have sounded like throw up. And at the same time, I also was trying to get a fish bone out of my throat. So if you heard water in the toilet, I'd be going, that explains it. Thank you. I was crying, too.
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And just to be clear, I was just telling you, it doesn't sound like you don't want her talking. It sounds like you don't want her talking about it. America goes, I appreciate that. And I was upset about the slot shaping, so I cried. I was because of slot shaping.
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Speaking of pressure, how did you find out about the infidelity? So, Bronwyn's like...
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Meredith, do you feel resolved with me? Well, I have moved on emotionally now and I don't want to go backwards. And so Lisa jumps in and goes, I think that Meredith should say how she feels instead of saying, I don't want to talk about it. And she's like, Lisa, We agreed to stay out of each other's stuff and you need to stay out.
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And she's like, she's like, oh, oh, wait, don't tell me what to do and what not to do.
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#2662 RHOSLCS5E14 Part Two: Todd Bedfellows
I don't get in the middle. I do not get in the middle. I was trying to help you fix things. Which actually, if you actually look at the quote that Lisa said and reading it back, we just saw it. When Meredith, Lisa was saying to Meredith, Meredith, you should say how you feel rather than saying you want to move forward. So that was actually Lisa saying, Meredith, you should say something now.
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She is telling me to make peace with you. And Lisa goes, you don't like that. I'm not agreeing with you. I'm not agreeing with you. I think you do start things. And when people react to you, then you're like, oh my God, you're the problem. And you missed the fact that you incited things. And when he's like, it's interesting when it's about your feelings, you want us all to care.
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But if it's our feelings, you don't.
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#2662 RHOSLCS5E14 Part Two: Todd Bedfellows
Um, that doesn't make sense. And I don't get to be the dictator. But you know what I get to do? I get to protect my fucking self. And that's what I will always do.
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You did some fucked up stuff and you're lucky. You're lucky that I like even look at you or talk to you for the things that you've done to me. You're not a victim. You're a fucking lying bitch. You are, you are.
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Yeah, why do you say stuff like I'll deal with you later or I'm not going to hear from you? Well, it's a constant nitpick. That's always an issue. Well, I'm trying to have a conversation with you. Yeah, well, we're friends and there's always an issue. And I'm like, exhausted.
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I think that Bronwyn. Well, I think that Bronwyn, you have been tough on the exterior and you've divulged more in this group than a lot of people have in years. And Lisa, I just met her and I know more about her marriage than I know about your entire life in one hour.
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this really hurts lisa and this one this this is kind of hurtful and so lisa's like i just can't believe like angie saying this to me like we used to be so close i share with her so much i was like i went to wendy's today or like i went to taco bell today or like i got a diet coke today i like tell you all about the things i ate and like why would you say that's like not real like what like you want me to say i ate a salad i do love a good starter salad though
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So Lisa's crying. And then they're like, why are you crying? And she's like, it doesn't matter. And I was like, it does matter. She's like, I'm fucking going home. I'm home. So Lisa gets up from the table and cries off and it's like, oh my God. And then Mary just looks at the camera and goes, what happened to dessert?
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so um so gwen caught that's terrible that gwen had to be the one to catch him like that's awful and also if you're on a trip you're on a family trip and you're gonna be texting with your mistress on a trip of all places when you're like when you have when you got bronwyn and gwen in close proximity like not only is it shitty that you're a cheater but you're also a bad cheater so whitney's like oh no
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And Meredith goes... And Bronwyn's like, yeah, so Gwen came to me and I confronted Todd. And she says... I thought this was funny. This is supposed to be... This is a serious moment, but I thought the implication here was funny. She's like, the truth is...
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my relationship is just as hard as everybody else's in its own ways and has its very own very very low lows they were very hard for me and this is the side of the girls this is the side the girls have yet to see but i want them to understand that i bleed the same way as they do i cry the same way it's like i may be very rich and i may be much smarter than them but i too bleed yeah the implication is i know i'm much better than these people but in some ways i'm just like them celebrities they're just like us
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Guys, I just want to announce that Jared has also cheated on me. I'm sorry. Yeah. Okay.
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#2662 RHOSLCS5E14 Part Two: Todd Bedfellows
i found out in the costco five minutes after he committed to me it was with the lady serving the chicken nugget samples they were serving the lady you serve it gave him an alouette sample and she looked over his shoulder and saw that he was actually just making out with the lady giving out the silk chocolate milk samples it was a very blatant cheating
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#2662 RHOSLCS5E14 Part Two: Todd Bedfellows
i was gonna say let's not let todd off the hook with this no excuse god is not of this no this we're laughing because we're idiots no no we're laughing i'm just saying like because we're laughing and like we might we run the risk of just moving on but like we need to dwell for one moment on this this bullshit of oh well you know in business i'm always looking for the next deal so um you know i just naturally i'm always looking for the next thing that is the biggest line of bullshit that in no way explains
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gets lets yourself off the hook by saying your business instincts are so good that it carries over into your erections no that doesn't that's just not a thing and a if it is a thing you're basically saying you're treating bronwyn like a business transaction so all of it is wrong in so many different ways well it's also wrong in that if he's going to compare it to his business palm pilot was the one that was replaced by something better
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He's not, he seems to be looking, he's doing a better job at looking forward with his boners than he is with his business. But that's a terrible, terrible excuse. And the fact that like Bronwyn is like, well, you know, with Todd, he just, he's just always looking for the next thing. It's like,
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And Lisa's like, wow, it's literally 100 percent his fault. I just want to point out it's 100 percent his fault.
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This is like shacking to me. Like, I don't even know what goes on behind closed doors, but I've known Bronwyn for years and all I've seen from her is like how perfect her life is. I mean, she just lives a charmed life. Dog shit everywhere. Grumpy husband. It's like exactly what you would want. And you know, she talks about how much she loves Todd and how good he is to her.
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So for me, I'm just like processing everything and I'm like, oh my gosh, this is like kind of hard to believe.
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I feel like it's... That's the correlation. It's like you're powerless and you have no voice in one very important part of your life. So now she's like... That's why she's, I think, a little bit extra because she's kind of like... vomiting out her voice, right?
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Like she can't really say how she feels with Todd because she's afraid that she might cause him to cheat again, which is like, that should not be her responsibility for him acting like a grownup.
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And yet, so then when she's around people, like everything that she's repressed to keep on the inside in one arena, she just spews out in another arena because this is this place where she can be like, ah, you know? I get it.
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Yeah, I mean, like, you know, ultimately, Whitney has a pretty good point here. Because Whitney says, it's so cringy to me that Lisa and Meredith are choosing to, like, have Todd's side. Like, in this moment, we just need to say, fuck Todd. Like, that's it. And I think that Whitney is actually correct. It should be just fuck Todd.
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And honestly, there's so much to watch on Max. From True Detective, The Last of Us, Succession, there's really so much that I would want to watch while I have my DoorDash deliver me stuff.
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I think that what Meredith is actually saying, though, is, like, in these situations, I think that there's, like, a negative feedback loop that happens. which is that Bronwyn starts acting a little unnatural because of the dynamic, because of, because of Todd. And then she's acting unnatural, which is then he is going to react to that. There's like that self-fulfilling prophecy.
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And so then he's probably like, that's going to create like a, it's not all on her. I'm just saying that like both of their behaviors contribute to a negative feedback loop where they're going to kind of drift and have weird communication. It's not Bronwyn's fault, but like, The point is like the cycle of that communication needs to be disrupted.
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It's like the same as we did. When you come of ages, when we have our 15 year old party at the church, we're like, who's got a wallet? Get in here and donate some money to me. Praise Jesus.
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Yeah. You invite anybody you can to a bar mitzvah or any, like any teenage thing where there is like you, you donate money to the child. I will invite everybody. I'm like, dad, didn't you go to high school with people? Give them a call. Baby needs a new pair of shoes.
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unfortunately for me i we had a lot of cheap people come to ours i mean there were a couple 20 bills i guess in in that gift pile but there was i've talked about this before but one gift i will never forget was i got a book called if god loves me why can't i get my locker open god my mom wouldn't let me quote whitney rose god did that I was so annoyed. I was like, throw this away.
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My mom was like, you're not throwing that away. That is that is that is like antichrist behavior. You're going to keep that as a Christian book. And I was like, I'm not reading that. She said, you don't have to read it, but you have to keep it on your shelf so that other people think that you've read it.
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OK, you don't have to be a good Christian, but you better let other people think you're a good Christian. I was like, OK, geez, I had that book like till I was 20. I mean, till long after I'd moved out of my house, I just kind of kept it. So I was like, what if people see this on my shelf?
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It's not a catechism. What is it called? It's like your coming of age party.
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Confirmation. Yes, yes. Confirmation. There's my confirmation.
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We didn't have to go to Hebrew school. We did have to go to Bible school and stuff, but then we had to serve time as acolytes and carry stuff down the aisle in the procession and stuff like that.
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It was not in Bogota or whatever. It was, you know, I did get to go to Juarez a couple of times, but that was mostly after hours and getting drunk. That was not church scheduled. Okay, it is sanctioned. Okay, anyway, so Angie is like, well, you know, I have not stopped crying since Meredith kicked me out of her event. It was cruel. It was demeaning. Obviously she is harboring old feelings.
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And so she's just, she's so upset that she was kicked out of a spiritual event in front of her mother, in front of her children, in front of the oil change guy.
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You've got great arm strength. I thought it was really funny when she's like, well, I mean, Heather's plastic surgeon was there, so maybe that's why she invited us. Like, she doesn't have any friends. So she's like, how in the hell am I supposed to go to Puerto Vallarta with her? Because you're thirsty. You're as thirsty as the rest of them.
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Don't act like you're not going to go to Puerto Vallarta. Come on. Yes.
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So then back at Meredith, Chloe's like, well, honestly, what it sent me was when Sean was like, Meredith, listen to both sides.
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And then she, it doesn't really, we see the flashback to Angie going, you need to, I need to get hearing aids like you or something, or check your hearing aids or whatever. And Samaritus is like, really? My disability? That's what she's coming for? And Brooks goes, girl, it's not a disability. It's your superpower.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
So then back at Angie's, it's a different time now. And Mary comes and she's knocking on the big glass door and there's nobody there. So she knocks again and there's still nobody there.
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It's her new thing, being outside of a window and knocking. They just put Mary in front of some glass and watch her go.
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It really is. And I think she's added some color because she got made fun of last year. So there's like little blobs of pink everywhere now.
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It's like Mary's house, you know, in level one. Before it just, like, by the end, it's like, what's that video game where you just splatter paint all over everything? I forget what it's called.
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Yes. So Angie comes and she gets scared, you know? And she's like, oh, I was getting ready for you. Make yourself at home. I'm working in the kitchen. So she brings out some charcuterie. And Mary's like, well, I probably won't be eating anything because I don't have an appetite, but it looks beautiful.
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Especially when it's told by a full cast like that. Like, it's a full production. It's going to be like a radio play, you know?
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Can't they literally put it down and go get water?
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Except they at least got the lemon slice. These two just gave up. But this time they did. I know. Which was nice. So then now they're like talking about, oh my gosh, how do you pour this? And you know.
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One important thing in being independent is at least know how to make your breakfast.
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I don't think salons that use sulfites do that.
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I was so embarrassed for her. So they pour the champagne. And then Mary says she's been having a rough day. And Angie's like, did you really? What's going on? Because Mary doesn't tell her. She just goes, I had a rough day. And then Angie just nods and looks at her to talk. But Mary doesn't talk. So Angie's like, so what? What is it? So then Mary goes into it.
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And of course, the salties start immediately squirting. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Well, there was a lot that people, you know, reading comments about the scene from last week, you know, being on Reddit or whatever and reading all the comments, it was interesting reading them because, you know, there are a lot of people who thinks this is just, who think that this is just wrong because he really doesn't have consent. Because if he's high, then that's not really showing consent.
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I mean, all of this, I don't necessarily agree with that. But they were saying like, shame on Bravo for showing this. And, you know, there's like that element of people who are mad, you know, obviously right to your opinion or whatever. Like there's a lot of sensitivity about it out there. I don't personally share that, but they were like, this is so insensitive of them.
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And it looks like Bravo actually was kind of sensitive and cut a lot of it out because Mary's retelling of it is like, You know how when your kids, you know your kids are acting weird and Angie just kind of looks at her. She goes, you know when they're not telling you something or when they're being quiet or when they're hiding something from you. And Angie's like, well, no.
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Like I literally, I can pull up my phone and show you what Elektra is doing right now.
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just rolls her eyes at me a lot um but mary is like no no i asked him what he was doing and he told me and boy did he tell me and then she starts listing all the stuff he's doing and it was like wow and yeah heroin's in there and he's like yeah you know because i tried this i tried that and then um you know that led to other drugs like heroin and then xanax and acid and um
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Yeah, so I think Angie says the right things here, which is she just listens mostly. And then the only pushback she really gives is like, you know, you don't, this isn't about who's fault, like it's not your fault, it's addiction, it's a disease, you know? And you could do everything right and still have this happen, you know?
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And so Mary's not sure if she's going to be able to come to Mexico because of Robert. Like, she has to make sure Robert's good. And so that's that. And she basically says, you know, and Angie, I'm confiding in you. And she goes, this stays between us, pinky promise, which... I really hope that is.
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I hope she doesn't be the real housewife thing, which is immediately going to everybody, being like, guys, Mary's under the weather. Be nice, because her son's on heroin.
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Yeah. So then everybody's packing. Whitney's packing a pink bathing suit and cover up and stuff.
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And Justin's like, isn't that a swimsuit cover?
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on Ye Olde Brobs. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Good. What's going on with you over there?
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Okay. I've spotted two pink things and pointed at them to go together.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
And so then I'll never know what she's talking. Sometimes I'm like, what are you even talking about? What is the TSA doing? Nothing. So Bronwyn is like, wait girls, do I have a gift for everybody? I do, I do. Girls, everybody stop. I've got a gift for you. Thank you, gifts. And she bought them all diamond passport covers.
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And Lisa's like, this is weird. Cause Bronwyn called me to ask if she could bring something. Flashback, one week earlier, Bronwyn on the phone with Lisa. Should I bring something for the girls? Like I should get a little gift for the girls, right? You doing something? I should, right? And she's like, you know what? I got a gift for everybody. So I just want you to show up. She's like, okay.
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Yes. So then, let me see here. Well, she hands out the passport holders. So she passes out the holders, and then she talks about how she was attacked by a dog.
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and um she's got bruises and bites all up her leg and her arm it is crazy to see how badly this dog attacked her like it is not good it is a really really bad and she's like yeah i'm doing better hang out some stitches now i've got to go to mexico but you know what was super weird about it is the gossip that's been going around this about this couple which hasn't been that much surprisingly but um
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Well, one of them is that they were separated for a while, you know, so that's been going around on the old internet. And I'm reading this on All About the T. But this was from the U.S. Sun, I guess, originally. But court documents obtained by the U.S. Sun reveal that Bronwyn and Todd lived in separate states between 2016 and 2018, with him residing in San Francisco, her in Park City.
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The arrangement came to light after a lawsuit was filed against the couple following a 2016 incident where their boxer dog allegedly attacked a woman.
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isn't that crazy there's like a lot of dog attack things around bronwyn and todd and by the way i'm not like i have no conspiracy or anything i just thought it was odd that that came up on the show and she was the one who was attacked because i had read the other stuff about their dog attacking somebody allegedly wow are you are you saying there may be a conspiracy where it was actually she was attacked by her dog
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No, I'm just saying, no, no, I really have no conspiracy. I just thought it was weird that I just read about that the other day. And so when I heard dog attack was coming on the show this week, I thought it was gonna be someone being like, oh really, take care of your dog who attacked a lady in the street or something like that.
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But no, Bronwyn got attacked and this was just after another dog attack a few years ago. I don't know, what does it matter? It's just useless things that are taking up space in my brain.
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this train your dog um she's there how about yeah by the way how about we all tie it together we're trying your fucking dogs and if your dog is aggressive uh put a thing around his mouth what do you do yeah muzzle yeah the fuck you're trained you know keep an eye on your dog uh you know keep your tom clickio gives dog advice
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So now we're in Puerto Vallarta. And, you know, they get in. The problem was being really overly nice to Lisa. She's like, Lisa, you're gonna fall. You're gonna fall into that van with those shoes on, you little peanut.
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I was at- As the girl on Salt Lake City, the social on SLC show says, the cream of the cremes.
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So guys, you know what? This trip's going to be amazing. I promise. I made a PowerPoint for everybody. I want dinner to be perfect. I want every activity to be perfect. The flowers, the villa. What food is there on arrival? It is covered in this PowerPoint.
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guys i i mean i made a resort based off my tequila yeah we're gonna go there as we know and uh i wouldn't be surprised because we find out this is where vita is actually made i wouldn't be surprised if lisa just stayed here once i was like what should we name the tequila vidanta just that's too long just take out a couple letters
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Yes. So she's like, okay, so we have two Velas. I'm gonna split us. So in this Vela, we have Maridath, Hazar, me, and Brittany. And then in the other, we've got Bronwyn, Angie, Whitney, and soon to be married, probably, maybe, who knows? And so then she starts doing the math, like the Salt Lake City math of why she's putting everybody where she's putting them.
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And so she's saying she's good with everybody but Whitney, which is so funny because that's like absolutely not true. Literally everybody's coming for Lisa at all times. And Whitney doesn't like Meredith and Angie's not good with Meredith. So Whitney and Angie, they're sliding all these faces on the screen. And as it goes, it really is a crazy rubber face shell game.
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I was just dying laughing. I mean, after last week, I thought, well, you can't really top that Bat Mitzvah episode. And they've already had so many good episodes. You know, I'm just kind of in that mood where I'm like, well, you know, we get what we get. It was a good year. Let's, like, see whatever they do for the rest of the season. But goddamn, that was funny. I was... So, so good.
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I'm like, how can anybody concentrate on which one the peanut's under?
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Well, it's just like, the faces change so much. You can't play a shell game with those faces, because by the time you stop all the shells, Meredith's face is going to have morphed 20 different times. You can't even remember.
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Like today, for example, Meredith and Brooks both were in that first scene, and they both had eyebrows that I swear to you were two inches lower than they were in any other scene in any other episode. I don't know how that happened. And now they're back to normal again. How do you do that? Those are microbladed eyebrows. They don't just move around. I mean, are they lifting their eye?
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Are they lowering? Do people get eyebrow lowered? What the fuck?
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Utah is really... People are just like going for the Jew dice. They're just like, bring my hairline down, my eye. They're just going like this.
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at all times like i'll believe the defense and then i'll believe the prosecution and then i'll believe the next one and then i'll believe that you know when everyone calls him a liar i'll believe that too i just i believe everything
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But then I'm pretty easily swayed, I think, because like what I mean is the next week, like one week with Bronwyn, I'm like, oh God, this woman's trash. I don't like her at all. And then the next week I'm like, oh, she's great. I hope she has a 10 year career on this show.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
and then the next second like i just change my flip-flop because i get new information and it changes my whole opinion i mean there are some people i'm just stubborn about no matter what but i think it's just because they're so consistently dicks like kyle like i said in the beverly hills i forgive kyle every year it's just that she gives me fresh stuff to be annoyed by every year it's not like it's old stuff you know but i can be very easily my mind can be very easily changed
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Yeah, totally. And, you know, proud to be. It's called having an open mind. An open, empty mind.
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Well done, show. You know what else is gonna be so, so good? The golden crappies of 2025. So true. Which is coming up next month. We just had a meeting with a musical director. If that tells you. I mean, what a talented person. There was going to be so much cool shit happening this year at the Golden Crappies because we are on Broadway. So we're going to be at the town hall February 1st.
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It's so empty that it's been robbed multiple times. There's literally nothing left, okay?
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And she also just has this broken look on her face. I mean, listen, one thing that I think Bronwyn does really, really well that's like a housewife classic trait that you have to have is, is that she just gets so offended. I mean, she's just so offended at every little thing. It's like, oh, I can't believe. And she really has that look of just, you have wrecked my whole world.
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I called you Peanut today. I called you Peanut!
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But she's like, oh, and if Lisa is sending me a message, well, I got the message loud and clear. Being put in my place, and oh, and now I need to claw and beg and plead my case back into Lisa's good graces. Well, she might have to plead her way back into my good graces after this snub.
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Oh my God. So... I love that she acts like she's been best friends. You have been on Lisa's neck this entire season. What are you talking about?
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I mean, I didn't like what Bronwyn did at the party. There were a lot of questionable things that she was doing and saying, and I can see why they don't want her over there.
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Yeah, so then we cut to Bronwyn at a restaurant with Lisa and John, and she's talking about how she wants to advocate what's best for her daughter in this whole situation, but she doesn't know what's best for her daughter. And John's like, well, I was adopted as a baby. And Lisa tried for years to find my birth parents.
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And, you know, she had this Hollywood ending, like doors would open, doves would fly out. The final thing would come up on the screen and say, tequila furnished by Vida, you know? And Lisa's like, it was the exact opposite. And John's like, yeah, she said once the baby was born, she never thought about it again. Okay, listen, adopt lady who gave your kid up for adoption.
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What kind of monster are you to say that to somebody? I mean, even if that's how you felt, they tracked you down, they brought you to fucking brunch and that's what you're gonna tell the kid? Like, my God, fuck off. At least say, I've thought about you sometimes. Like every time I see the movie Rambo, I wonder if that's my big strong boy. I mean, make something up.
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We've got Vegas links coming up soon. Not sure when, but very soon. And other cities that we might add later because it's our prerogative. And we're just going to go as many places as we'll have us. So thanks for that. Also, bonus episodes right now are sold on SLC Recaps over on Patreon. And that's also where you get our videos like this one.
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So Bronwyn's like, okay, well, if you could choose to go back and do it again, would you, Jon? And he's like, no. I mean, who would? Like who wants to be rejected again? I mean, I do. I'm that kind of person. Like if someone rejects me, I'll just like a year later, I'll be like, oh my gosh, they're on Facebook. I'm gonna be like, oh, hey, how you doing? And they're like, still no, Ronnie.
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Look for sales on curated cheeses to create a grazing board everyone will love while the dinner's getting cooked. You're in the right place to get all the best accoutrement like nuts, dried fruit, and chocolate.
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Still fucking no, okay? Stop messaging me on Facebook.
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She's literally just like, and now I'm with you. Like, gross. She does say that. Gross. This is disgusting. And she did it last week to Brittany and Maylee, too. And she was like, oh, God, whoever thought I'd be stuck with you two?
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she literally did that she's a snob because she looks at the other group as being the leads of the show and she doesn't care about fucking lisa that's why she's coming for lisa she's coming for like one of the top dogs but i think she sees the other ones as leads of the show and she's like oh and now they're gonna put britney in my place like britney's the newbie they're gonna elevate oh hell no
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
So then we go to Lisa's room and Meredith's like, well, how are you feeling about everyone here? And she's like, oh my gosh, so weird. Cause probably called me and was like, hey, do you want me to bring something for everyone? And I'm like, no, no. Cause I've got gifts for everyone. So I like, I thought like a little like weird, like, like, are you like giving everyone like a gift?
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You can get them right when they're released or you can get them for free by waiting a week and going to join our YouTube, which is free. So, you know, if you don't want to pay, girl... I don't blame you. You don't have to. Okay? We're here for all levels of financial stability. Ben, or financial wants. What am I saying? If you don't like us, you're boring.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
But I do agree with you that Bronwyn did this shit on purpose by being like, hey, do you want me to bring... Is it okay if I bring gifts? And Lisa said no, and then she did it anyway. Like, that's shitty, you know? Because originally, I would have been the same way. I would have been like, who cares? The more gifts, the better. But to ask somebody and then purposely be like, oh...
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I'm going to do whatever I want when you're the hostess. When we saw what she was like when she was the hostess. But then again, we also saw how Lisa acted towards her when she was the hostess. So I don't know that anyone's going to really win this one.
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Well, it felt weird, because, like, it's my trap. Like, why are you bringing guffs? Like, I have stuff for everybody. I do. Like, I told you not to bring a guff. Like, you don't have to bring a guff. Oh, my God. If it's Grey Goose, I'm going to kill everybody. So Meredith is like, well, do you think it was just, I guess I should have said, like, Patron.
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Okay, well, thank you for correcting the terrible joke. Well, do you think it was just kind of like a screw you or do you think she just sort of already ordered it and just thought I'll do it anyway? You know, it does take a long time for things to get delivered from Ollie.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
So basically, she's like, Bronwyn is always annoyed with me if I don't do exactly what she wants, but then she doesn't care about how I feel, and she does whatever she wants. And I'm kinda over her! So how do you feel with Anger? I made sure she was in another villa just so it wasn't uncomfortable. Meredith's like, I appreciate that, and so do any sluts in the near vicinity.
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What's she going to do to top herself? Go to a handicapped spot, wait for someone to park, call them a slut while they're trying to walk into the business that they own?
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so uh lisa's like well she better be on her best behavior like the best behavior so now um so now it's dinner we're getting ready for dinner time and everyone's in the land no one has um congratulated me on being a character in this episode i love that that i'm basically the butler in this episode the second he came on i was like really am i being trolled because that is literally me even i thought it was me for a minute rudy the butler
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I was like, is that me? Have I blacked that out?
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So Meredith's like, um, Remy, will you give me a favor and take this bag and put it on a chair down at dinner? And he's like, yes, girl icon. I was like, thank you. Love your podcast. I was like, thank you. Will you send me some bath bombs when they're ready? He's like, sure will. I'm going to send you a special surprise one.
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It's not God's fault. We're tired now. So... And Meredith's like, okay, so now, so we see what she's talking about on a flashback after the bat mitzvah when Meredith is opening gifts. And she goes, well, let's see what a thoughtful gift is. And Seth goes, what is that, dish soap? And she pulls it out. And it's not only shampoo and conditioner. It is gigantor bottles of shampoo and conditioner.
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Yeah. I don't mean it like that. I just mean, you know. Spend it or don't spend it. You know, we love you either way. The most important thing is you're here right now. You're letting us into your little ear canals.
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It's shampoo and conditioner that ain't ever going to run out.
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It's also her own brand. Yes. To people on their bot mitzvah. Yeah.
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There's also gluten and possibly dairy. I'll have to investigate. Are you drinking the shampoo? Stop that. The point is, it was not thoughtful. It was not thoughtful at all. Because she knows I cannot use that shampoo. I have keratin in my hair. And it needs a sulfate-free shampoo, so she can have it.
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I can't wait for Bronwyn and Meredith to get into it. Because these are the most offended people in the Bravos. Beautifully. I can't wait to see them both get into it together.
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So come on, hurry up. Oh, so then they get to the restaurant and they go sit down and they're like, oh my God, it's a lovely place.
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So I would picture her as more of a bell, like bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, bonjour. It's like just annoying everybody down the street with books she doesn't read. Cause you know, Brittany's got bookcases full of books she doesn't read. She's just one of those people.
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She gets fired from Disney Tokyo because they're like, listen, we can't have Belle complaining that the Beast and her keep breaking up every day. Okay? It's just not. We can't have Belle interrupting the light parade to announce that she has been basically made official in a Costco. Okay? It's just a family place.
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Yeah. Fucking stupid, Brittany. So Brittany makes an announcement and everybody's just quiet because literally Brittany makes an announcement every day. And Lisa's like, yeah, it's like every five seconds. Ding, ding, ding. I have an announcement to make. I'm going to the bathroom. She's like, guys, this is serious. You guys, you know that I've been struggling with hair. Angie, shut up.
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Can I have a question? When your daughter was at your home, did she still like seeing you? No, I should have invited her to my mom. It's fine. I would have been a good guest.
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Girl, you already told us why they aren't speaking to you. Because you prioritized a man over your kids and they said, fuck you and got rid of you. So I wouldn't talk to you either. God knows what that man wanted or did. Terrible. Terrible lady. But guess what? Please stay on the show forever.
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I would love to cry. Also, it's not something that you announce at a group dinner. It's just weird and needy and sad and best for it. Love you.
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Yeah, it's not your trap. Like, yeah, do it in the right way. There are processes. There's like a bureaucracy here. Okay.
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Ashley Savoni. She don't take no baloney.
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Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offutt.
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Hava Nagila Weber. Know Your Worth with Jason Couric. Zipped Some Scotch with Jessica Trotch.
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Kristen the Piston Anderson. Rigging the Funk, it's Leslie Plunkett. She Gets an A from us, it's Lindsay D. Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Lino.
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We Love Her on the Rocks, it's Melissa Cox. Megan Berg. You can't have a burger without the Berg.
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We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neill. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily sides.
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Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. The Incredible Edible Matthews Sisters. She eases our woes, it's Melissa St. Rose.
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She ain't no shrinkin' Violet Couture. We love you guys. If you like Watch What Crappens, you can listen ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Before you go, tell us about yourself by filling out a short survey at wondery.com survey.
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If they're Bears nominated for comedy already, just give Bears a Survivor's Award.
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Finally, Vanity is fair because that makes some damn sense. Vanity Fair, well done.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Well, actually, speaking of that, the reality reckoning is on board as well. It's not on board, but it's still alive because Mark Garagos and his team – released today that they are making headway with Love is Blind. And a court has decided that the Love is Blind cast is now considered employees of the network. So it means a lot different ways of being treated and all this stuff.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
So that actually, you know what? Bethany's over there like, reality, right? And Bethany has also just dissed Harry's sauce. I mean, there's so much going on. So actually, we'll talk about that on Monday. Because that's gonna be our final Crappy Hour of the Year. And that was not meant to veer into another commercial about us. But Crappy Hour is our live bi-weekly show. It's so fun.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
It's 5.30 Pacific time over on YouTube Live. And we also stream it on Instagram when we can. So check us out. You'll love it. Okay, let's get into Salt Lake City.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
This is important. This is important. Okay. So sorry about that, everybody. Sorry, Christina. I just told Christina this morning, we're going to make your life easier from now on. We're going to try and get our audio right, blah, blah, blah. And then I do that. Okay. So here's what happened. Why I had to stop the show. Look what I got yesterday. Ooh.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
It's a handmade lush. I don't care. Send me shit. I don't care.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
you saw my address okay look at this it says cosmetics handmade fresh cosmetics i was like what the fuck is that is it my summer glue tides is it like lipstick made out of cupcakes i don't know what is i'll i'll use that but then i opened it and then i thought oh my god my because you know i make the crappy awards every year for the golden crappies yeah and i thought oh my god somebody's sending me a prototype of this year's crappy let me show it to you
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Look at that. It's a little poop emoji. Like a crappie, right, Ben? Doesn't this look like a crappie? Well, guess what it is?
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
It is Meredith Marks! Lush bath bombs and beauty. I am thrilled to partner with Lush, the original creator of the bath bomb, to bring an exclusive new product. Just as I cherish my baths, I approach my business collaborations with the same level of seriousness and intention.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
And partnering with a world-class brand like Lush, which embodies soul and purpose, aligns perfectly with my core values, signed Alibaba. That's Meredith. And it came with this, which is called the French Kiss. So I think I'm just missing the little paper that makes this a Hershey's Kiss. Okay. And then it comes with... This thing, this co-mingle body scrub.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
And then it comes with another little snowflake bath bomb thing. Beautiful. I'm going to try and snort that later and see if that works. And then another little thing. Happy hippie shower gel. So anyway, thank you, Meredith. I have never been more excited to get a thing. And also, we should partner with Lush to do the Crappy Awards this year, so I don't have to do it. So thanks.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
And congrats on Lush, everybody. Go find Lush. You can find it. I don't know, I think you just have to search for it. You could scan this thing, but it says, join us on, at Lush, at Lush North America on Pinterest. The other one's YouTube, at Lush.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
I mean, what a way to end the year. Meredith Marks just sent us a golden crappy shaved bath bomb. I mean, come on, what a fucking gift.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Oh, my God, I hope they're never friends. I love it. I want them to be friends. I love it. I love it. I love their Discord. Okay, so you're right. So we're at the house. The whole family's there, except the one who doesn't like to talk. Seth, Brooks, and Chloe are all there. And Meredith is smelling things and being like, what do you like better? The smell of roses? Or the smell of roses?
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Or the smell of roses? And Brooks is like, this one smells like the Four Seasons. And she goes, so does that mean you like it? And he's like, no.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
Well, what set me off was when Brooks, you came up to me and said, mom, you should probably see what's going on with Brittany because she's crying. And then one minute later she comes walking in and I can see she has been crying and she was very visibly shaken up. And I said, what's going on? And she said, she keeps slut shaming me. I will not have hate at my botanist and slut shaming.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
now of course she wasn't i mean you know andy was screaming at her a lot it's hard to stand up for andy sometimes because like obviously she was in the wrong on a lot of stuff but i think the point was that brittany is acting like she's so offended after she's walking around like talking about all the dudes she's dating but then if somebody else says anything she's she just picks and chooses when she's going to be upset for tv basically you know yes
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
She's doing it very well, though, I have to say. I know that Britney's very polarizing with the audience, and even with me, because I saw her on Instagram the other day, and she was on Watch What Happens, and she's just like, every time I see her, she's annoying. You know, every time I see her, I'm like, oh, God, shut up. I mean, I didn't even listen to what she was saying on Instagram.
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
I just saw her, like, waving around some lipstick, and like... you know, doing this sort of thing in the camera, and I just flicked through and rolled my eyes. Now, that said, I was very excited to see what Britney was gonna do today on this show, because she's just such a twit, you know?
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
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#2652 RHOSLC S5E13 Part One: Room Doom
She's always making fucking toasts. To herself. Then we go over to Angie and Sean talking about this. And she's still, you know, upset, of course. She's like, that was a fun night. I am so glad I went out of my way to. And he's like, oh, how do you feel about it? Just tell me how you feel, babe. That's why I live a city from you, okay? That's why I sleep a city block away from you.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I'm approved. I'm not approved for myself. I'm approved for everyone else in the world, okay? Yeah. So Karen's like, well, my love theme party is meant to talk about love, sex, happiness, sadness, joy, pleasure. Not pleasure. Running, walking, tiles, wood, water, soda, bricks, concrete, clay. Wow, you're doing great.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So Stacey's like, oh, my God, I hope there's games because I'm so competitive. We're going to win so many games. And so Giselle immediately just starts giving her the third degree about this guy. Does he work here? What does he do? How big is it? When are you going to have sex with him? Why aren't you having sex with him? So they both tell her, like, drop this guy. He's a loser. Go get dicks.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Lots and lots of dicks, you know? And Karen's like, what do you like? She goes, well, I do what I like. Well, what is that? Well, I really like TJ.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yeah, they're just not buying this whole, like, well, I'm a virgin. And, you know, we're being virginal. And she's like, well, you've known each other for a year. Nobody knows each other in a year. I mean, don't be looking for your connection in the church because those men are looking for a connection, too, for a woman. You know what I'm saying? They go to church on a Sunday.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I guess she's telling her, go to church. Keep going to church, but keep looking for men, you know? Yeah, because, yeah. Sorry, go ahead. Giselle's like, my husband found plenty of ass in church. He's still doing it. And he's the leader of it.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So Karen's like, oh, he's got a whole life in L.A. I'm just saying. I'm sipping now. Hold on. Let me just process that. And then Giselle's like, we can leave her alone now. So then Stacey's like, why are you guys looking at your watches all of a sudden? They came to virgin shame you, and now they're out of here, you know?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
You're not getting dick on purpose. I'm going to go back to not getting dick on accident and go see my husband.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Audible, there's more to imagine when you listen.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yeah, I thought Vivian was like super excited to be a friend of and they were like, oh my God, look who we got.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Vivian took like two episodes and she was like, I'm not doing this anymore. She's like, no. These people are nuts.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
It's a Wendy party. So people are like, why are we doing this? Does anybody know why Wendy has brought us here today? And guess what it is. Hi, everybody. Remember last week when it was my 40th birthday? I'm like, are you fucking kidding me with this? We had another party to announce that it was your 40th birthday.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
They're just talking about the love again. And Ashley tells them she's dating Beavis. And Jacqueline comes and then she's like, oh, we haven't seen Jacqueline for a while, right? And Jacqueline's like, well, I know I was not invited to a lot of y'all's events, but okay, who cares? I mean, I know you wouldn't want to invite the most popular person here, but whatever, I'm not insecure about it.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Does anybody have a camera? You should put this on Instagram. Tag me.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
No, I jumped forward. So I was like, this party should be over now. Let's just jump to Wendy at the end of the episode. And then the credits rolled. Just kidding.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Especially when it's told by a full cast like that. Like, it's a full production. It's going to be like a radio play, you know?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
It was worth it. It was worth every lie I told. I'm sorry for shit.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Are we hiding something? What are we? Are we hiding some cash? Like, what do we do? Are we there to buy some Tommy Bahama hats? Like, what else is there?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I really want to see a lot of Amazon shipments trying to get through.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
She is... Their reactions were all pretty funny. Kieran is like, well, Panama's not really my style. I like big Europe cities. Oh, okay. Do you? Okay. I like big Europe cities. Sorry. Sorry, Panama.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yeah. So now they start talking about the Love Lagoon. And Mia's like, well, I thought about inviting Jacqueline. She's my lesbian lover. Because Jacqueline's not invited. And so she's asking people's opinions. And they're like, Karen's going to kill you. Woody's like, Karen's going to be mad as hell. Have fun. Have fun with that. So she goes up to Karen. She's like...
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Karen, I have a question for you. Do not try and get me to blow into another straw, Mia. It's not funny.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
But also, Mia is saying the reason that Ink can't come is because he's getting honored with an award. Oh, okay. Okay. Why are people getting awards literally every week on this show? What is going on? It's just desperate for fucking events to charge people $100 a dinner.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So Karen's like, don't do this to me. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Now listen, I'm pouring into Karen. Then I'm drinking out of Karen. I'm somehow falling down in the street, which I don't really understand why that happened. I'm not drinking, so. I just admitted to drinking, didn't I? I demand a recount. Objection.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I know I was waiting for the no pun intended, but it never came.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Now, listen, my home is my peace. My peace is my home. My home is my peace. So let me pour in the B. And she's like, Mia asking me if Jacqueline can come to my house after the horrible things that Jacqueline said about me. And then we see flashbacks of just her saying not that much, just that she'd called her drunk, which, I mean, I wouldn't have liked that either. But Mia has said way worse.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I'm sorry, that was me with the opioid addiction. The rhino and the murdering of people was true. That was all true.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And she's like, absolutely, Mia, of course. So then Karen's like, they better not try me. So then Mia's telling Jacqueline, Okay, Jacqueline, I did ask Karen right over there. I don't know if you heard anything. It was a shoulder, you know, one shoulder away from you. And I said, can Mia come? Because Mia's so nice. And I promise you she's dressing better now that I helped her.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on Ye Olde Bluffs. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Benuni. Hi. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Good. How are you doing today on this Real Housewives of Potomac day?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Today's not a good example. But can she come? And she said, no, no.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So, of course, Jacqueline's like, welcome. I mean, who cares? I don't want to go. Why would I want to go to what? Panama? Where even is that? And you know what? I'm good. And I don't feel wrong in any way, in any fashion. So I'm not going to extend any olive branch towards Karen. So there. So there, everybody. You're just going to have to deal with it. I refuse to go to Panama. There, I said it.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yeah. Well, no, I think they're talking about the Lagoon party first because Eddie's going to come and bring, I think. So then, oh, no, you're right. Because Wendy's like, no, no. But he did say he's going to bring something for the love lagoon. So then we go to another Kiarna scene. You know, listen, I can understand the wanting to film Kiarna.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I cannot understand them keeping this shit in the show. Because it's really like, what are you guys doing?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So Greg's like, no, no, that's a different Panama. It's Panama city. So are you going to the country or are you going to the city? She's like, I think the country, I mean, they said South America. So that's the country. And the theme is liberation. So we've got three divorces. We've got Giselle being an empty nester. We've got Wendy turning a new chapter being 40. And he's like,
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
uh three divorces is that because it's not because of the show right is that's a lot going on that's a lot and uh then it's really awkward where she just stares at him like you motherfucker you're doing this to me again because you know after every time they shoot she's like you are embarrassing me and talking down to me on television and if you fucking do it again he's like i won't i won't then he does it again like within five minutes and she just looks at him like i'm going to kill you
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
The show is. Bravo's like, you know what, guys? Guess what we're doing this season on Potomac?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So now she makes them do the packing scene with her. So they go to do the packing and these guys could not be more bored. You know, she's like, should I take the Gucci or should I take the Louis? And you know, his mother's at home like, well, I wonder who bought that Louis. I'm going to check the records.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yeah. So then we go over to Stacy with her Aunt Dora. Oh.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And even Aunt Dora is trolling her about not getting any dick, which is really funny.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I love her. So then Dora's like, oh, you know, this divorce needs to end. It's just going on and on. She goes, and it's a year. It's a long time not to get men now. I don't know if I can last that long. I was like, yes, Dora. I love Dora. I love a spicy auntie.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Oh, my gosh. Yeah. She's like, is it that hottie from QVC? Tell me it's a motherfucker. It's so fucking hot. Fuck that guy. And Dora. My God, Mrs. T. And Dora's like, tell me that, man. Tell me that, man. I've imagined ripping his shirt off, pulling it over his head after I ripped it off, strangling with it a little bit until he climaxes all the.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I've never seen more Grey's Anatomy than I have when I've watched that five seconds of him showing up over and over and over.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So she's like, well, you know, we're just saving ourselves. And she goes, oh, God. You know, you're doing the right thing. I am, Aunt Dora? She's like, yes, that's what Jesus wants us to do. So congratulations. I'm going to have to fucking watch some Pornhub when I get home. I'm getting nothing from you. So you're buying this lunch.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So then we go to Giselle, Giselle's date with Namsa at Hoja. And they greet each other and start getting settled in and all that stuff. And Giselle's asking him if he likes to salsa. And he's like, well, actually, I used to live in Miami. So I took some salsa lessons, huh? I can't wait to show you a little salsa.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
over the top dancing yeah and then people circle around them and clap and but you're like show-offs you know yeah no I'm actually never like that I'm usually so grateful because I don't have to dance you know the more that the more people there are like that in the world the less that my family is like Ronnie why aren't you dancing you know why I'm not dancing fuck you all asking me
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
What an idiot I look like when I dance. That's why I'm not dancing. Okay. It's embarrassing. Last time I danced at a wedding, someone prayed tongues over me. Literally.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Tom Sandoval's girlfriend came out like, Tom Sandoval cheated on me. All this stuff, which we will talk about tonight on Crappy Hour. But I mean, everything. It's like it comes out and I'm like, I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy now. It's like singing show tunes of people. Thank you, Wicked. Well, today is Real Housewives of Potomac Day.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Can I tap dance? I could do that. No, I got in trouble for doing a risky business dance because that song came on. I've told you this before. But for those of you who knew, this risky business song came on at a really religious wedding. And I came out in my boxers. I was like, it's just boxers. I mean, they do it on TV all the time. And I slid across the floor and people were laughing.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And I got in so much trouble. And one of the my grandpa ended up we found out he had a stroke. So we all had to leave. My whole family starts leaving. And then this lady pushes me up against the wall with her husband and put her hands on my head and started praying over me in tongues. She was like, please, Lord, save this man, this deviant, this deviant soul.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
He doesn't know what he's doing and literally kept me. My dad was never so mad because we were missing the stroke while I was getting tongue sprayed. And I couldn't be like, fuck off, lady. Because I just made this huge infraction at a religious wedding. So I'm never dancing again at a wedding is the point. You just love that old time rock and roll. What can you say? God, not even anymore.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I'm traumatized every time I see Tom Cruise. I'm like, no one's prayed tongues over his ass.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Well, just like his running. It's the running that he does.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Like Shannon Bedore in the tap dancing scene in Real Housewives of Orange County where he runs like this all the time. He just runs so aggressively.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
But also he's not just saving. He's not just saving a country this time. He's saving the entire world.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
begets a sequence of her dancing which is accurate she's not a good dancer well here's one thing i'll say for giselle she's a terrible dancer and here's another thing this is the first time i've seen any kind of chemistry with her and somebody on i mean it's giselle so i'm assuming this is just a fake storyline to promote their dating show that they're going to be doing
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
But whatever it is, they found someone hot enough that she's actually feeling it. She's like, wow, this guy's actually hot. I've always felt like she's faking it. But this time I at least got some like she's alive kind of a feeling.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yeah, well, we'll see what happens with those crazy kids. Now let's go over to Karen's Love Lagoon party.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I love that Ray is being accused yet again of hurting a mermaid. It's like this has happened to Ray before.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
He's beef jerky covered in adobo. The man is dry you out.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So they're nervous because they're taking these dudes. Basically, it's like a second date, and they're going to a couple's party where they have to have games and stuff. And Giselle's like, don't worry. I'm not going to let them bother you. And then we see the love boat. We see this love boat montage of wacky things.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Okay, so they're making these blue drinks with dry ice in them and martini glasses, and the martinis are just frothing over. So they start playing this sexy music and then showing these martinis literally every two minutes for the next. It's so funny. I don't know if they just didn't get enough footage that day, but then they're like, okay, another couple's coming in.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
This will be our last Crappy Hour of the year. So excited. Join us, okay? It's going to be so fun. We've got lots of stuff to talk about. Also, we're going on tour. We start in January in San Francisco. It's our big opening show. We're so excited to be back in San Francisco. Go get your tickets. Also, the Golden Crappie Awards are February 1st in New York City on Broadway. Speaking of Broadway.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
You're doing fantastic. Fantastic stuff. So everybody starts coming in and Mia shows up alone. And Stacey's like, it takes a confident woman to show up at a couples event alone. It's like, well, actually, I'm happy coming to a couples. Why am I talking like Meredith? Actually, I'm very happy coming to a couples event solo dolo.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Wow, that bottle's young enough for your husband to impregnate while you're dating. Yeah. Your boyfriend, rather. She's not married to him, right? No.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
No, they're not married. So Karen's like, you, you are the best gift giver. And Wendy looks around at the decorations and she's like, I'm not going to say I spy on the girls, but baby. And then we see a clip of Wendy's birthday, which had white flowers. So there's some white things at this party. So this must be a copy. Girl, this is nothing like your party. I don't know what you're talking about.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
This has blue martinis, so pay attention, please.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
No, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am. So then Eddie brings, you know, his stuff. And happy Eddie stuff to pass around to everybody. And they're like, so, Ray, you have a pool? How often do you go in the pool? He's like, if the mermaids are in there, I'll go every day. Ray, I didn't touch a mermaid.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Well, once you said that he's like, you can smell the formula on his breath or whatever. I was like, oh, my God, he is a baby. He's a baby with Beavis hair.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Oh, okay. Yeah. So then they'd make some small talk, whatever. Should we just get to the game, or was there something important happening?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
They're like, hi, mermaids. Okay, let's go to the game. So they play a game. Wait, I do have something to say.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So we're psyched for that. Go get your tickets for that. And all of our dates are... They're not all linked yet. We're missing some links, but they are all announced over at watchwhatcrappens.com. So go buy your tickets.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
You know, he's gonna be sweating soon. So, well, as long as she's not, because then you're getting someone else's butt sweat on you. You know, that would not be good. Yeah. So, but they're new, you know, that's what you do when you're new. You're like sitting on and also we're gay. So we don't get to do that stuff at parties really.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I mean, unless we're at a gay party, but usually I don't think even we do that there, but yeah, we're not used to being able to sit on each other's laps in public like this. So it's like, well, that's just so weird when you see somebody else like, Oh, do they get to do it?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Okay, so the first question is who's cheated on each other? What kind of game is this?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So they ask for each other. So like Wendy has to say if she thinks Eddie's cheated and vice versa.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Also, because if you had cheated, I probably would have seen the mermaid again at some point. I didn't do anything to the mermaid. All right, Ray, calm down. So he's like, you are correct. I never cheated.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And Giselle goes, what was he going to say? Wendy goes, yeah, what's he going to say? I cheated in 1986.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
We see flashbacks to all the cheating accusations of just them being like, wait a minute. Why are you acting like you... you weren't fucking blue eyes, the driver. And then we just cut to Karen at the reunion being like, just sucking on those dentures. Like guilty as hell. You know, Karen is guilty when she starts taking all the cilantro out of her teeth with her lips. Yeah.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yes. Okay. Welcome to the Real Housewives of Potomac, buddy. It's the Blue Lagoon. The Lagoon episode.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So TJ is like, I have to agree with her. And they're like, oh, my God, burn. And she goes, wait, so what are you friends? Are you friends with benefits? Friend with no benefits? Are you sleeping with anyone in L.A., TJ? Are you? And he's like, well, my bug's money that's on my bed.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Oh, my gosh. Do you guys not have enough ick? Okay. Do you not have enough ick?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
That's not a thing. It's just weird. And so I like that they all boo him. Just like, not a good answer. Not a good answer.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So then she's like, oh, well, we did have lunch together, Karen and I. And we did tell Stacy that we should find a bunch of penises, all different shapes, sizes, colors, and do what penis do. That is what she needs to do with penises. And she goes, well, why did you have to tell the story like that, Giselle? Geez.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
He's like, yeah, TJ, he's bungling this so bad. So then TJ's like, well, I get that. And listen, if you guys weren't her friends and you weren't looking out for her, you wouldn't have said that, right? So I'm putting everything into being transparent and not having something on the side. And it's just... So are you going to answer the question? Like, yes, exactly.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And just the way he worded this, I'm putting everything into being transparent, not having something on the side. Well, what does that mean? You're putting energy into not having something on the side, but do you have something on the side or not? Answer the question.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Jassy's doing this thing where she's like, look at me standing up for myself. I know my man has lied before about a whole child. And although I never caught him, I'm also not an idiot. I am not. Ma'am, he had two. Two of the children while you were dating him. Yeah, you are an idiot. You're still standing right fucking there. What are you talking about?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And he goes, well, you know, when things are on break, I'm not going to deny that maybe things happened when we were on break. I'm like, what are people still using that bullshit from Friends when we were on break? Two children later? Okay, let's just take the two out of it because maybe it's just one. A child later? I don't know. Come on, man. Come on.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
like jazzy come on now yeah so then um greg's like i'm gonna say no because she's being followed so i would know and they're like which probably isn't a joke uh so i didn't laugh really so then um me is like well i'm not going well i'll speak for gordon because i'm still legally married to him And the answer is no. He does. I do not think that he's cheated. And Giselle goes, wait, wait, wait.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Mia, stop. And then we see Mia revealing in 2021 that she had a threesome. And Mia's like, that's not cheating. If I said you can sleep with her, it's not cheating because I knew about it, you know. And Stacy's like, oh, my God.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
She also had a child with who she's cheating on, which was Ink, possibly. Maybe. We don't know yet.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
With an award that I'm not naming here because I would like to maintain Ink's privacy about public awards that he's receiving.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
The Cable Ace Awards are like, here's a pack of gum for winning this. Best Wings cast member of Wings reruns. It was all like that. So then now they talk about like who's more dominant and who's more submissive. And Kierna is like, TJ, this could give some insight into you. Basically, they just all bag on him for being a virgin still. And he's like, but I'm not a virgin.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
And so Kierna is like, oh, so you can let Stacy know how you like it when you get there, I guess.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
It looked very easy to me. I mean, they were walking. It was for kids, so they were walking across, like, bridges. It wasn't just a rope, you know? But Mia's like, I don't know. I also like that Mia wore a... kind of like workout leotard thing that just carefully featured her tramp stamp. Like she really bought one that really just showcases that one spot on her lower back.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So Mia's like, I laugh when she goes, well, with Gordon, I was dominant with Gordon because you have to be. Mania, am I right? But Ink, like, he likes to choke me, so I'm going to give him dominant. Stacey goes, oh, my God, it's 12 in the afternoon.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
oh my gosh so wrong in so many ways but i laughed so funny so then um oh this is gonna move on yeah no but karen goes yes i'm sure ink has to use 12 apple boxes just to get to the next i love that she just keeps saying it and i laugh every single time like i never don't laugh at that
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
It's so funny. So then, you know, they start talking about Ashley's lesbian, you know, dips in a lady punish and say lesbianism, but bisexuality and stuff. And then Wendy talks about how Ashley showed her bits in Mexico. And then Darius starts talking about how he also likes to choke. And it's not cute from you, Darius, because you're a cheater already. We don't want to hear it from you.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
You know how stupid I am? I did not when I watched this last night. I don't know if I started scrolling on my phone because I just thought it was over or what. But I was just scrolling and then I heard, do you have a dog? And they were playing Jaws music. And I was like, are they playing this because they're so terrified of the dog? I didn't even notice it was Jacqueline coming over.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I was like, you know, there is nothing like just really featuring that tramp stamp on a kid's day, like kids day out.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I was like, that's hilarious that they're making all this big to do about this little tiny dog.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Oh, my gosh. All right, everybody. Well, thanks so much for being with us. We will talk to you tonight at 530 and every other week at 530 Pacific Time for Crappy Hour. Go get tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour at WatchWhatCrappens.com, also the Golden Crappies. And we will see you next time.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yeah, yeah, she didn't listen to shit. So Jeremiah's my favorite because he's like, well, you know what? If you fall, we'll survive, but you're probably going to be in a coma. She's like, what? He's like, yeah, but at least we'll all be in a coma together. Like, at least now we're not just waiting for dad to fall into one.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I love that poor Jeremiah is just like growing up with Gordon as a dad. He's like been preparing for a parent to be in a coma for years now. He's just like seen it as an inevitability.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
I was like, he's thought a lot about comas, this kid.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So she's like, yeah. So Jeremiah's like, well, I can tell you're never going to do this again, but once you find out you're alive when you get to the end, then maybe you'll do it again if you really are alive and you didn't slip into a coma and are just dreaming in a world where you think you're alive. Can you hear me? Daddy, walk towards me. Don't go towards the light.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So she made it. Yay. So then we go to lunch with Stacy, Giselle, Karen, eating at our favorite place, the Fig and Olive.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yeah, she's not protecting people. She's wearing one of those really like five feet tall things that cops use to go into crowds and just beat everybody down. What are they called? Like baton boards?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Like the life-sized shields that when they go into riots, they like start stamping their shields and then they knock people down and stuff. That's what she's covered in. It's offensive. It's not to protect herself. It's to hurt others, okay?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So they order food, and Karen orders a burrata, and so does she. And then the waiter's like, oh, do you guys want two burratas, or do you want to share? And Karen goes, hmm. I think Stacy should share my burrata. Hmm. And she's like, oh, my God, Karen. Thank you. Thank you so much.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So Karen's just so proud of herself. Like, look at me doing good deeds just to prove I don't only drive drunk. I also do things for people that need soft cheese that doesn't taste like much.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
It's actually not a burrata at all. I hit Michael in the parking lot and just served him all the things.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Floppy-ass Michael makes his return as a burrata.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So they make small talk about TJ and all that. And she's like, oh, TJ's doing so great. He'll be coming back from L.A. for the Love Lagoon. And we see him working in LA. She's like, he's on ER today. And he's like, hey, I'm on ER today. Or whatever it is. Not ER. Grey's Anatomy. That show is still on?
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So just, I was like, what are we doing at this party, Karen? Why is it called the love Laguna? And, um, We see the invite. Karen and Ray's Love Lagoon. You and your special someone are invited to join us for some fun in the sun and also 20 minutes of editors getting to play this music.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
So I'm already kind of like... Well, it's especially funny with Karen because you know Ray and Karen aren't fucking. Like, that's pretty clear. I mean, come on. And Karen's been cheating for years and everybody knows it. There have been rumors for years. So the fact that Karen's like, let's get together and talk about our sex lives is just... OK, just have just call it my vagina still works party.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
We'll all buy you a candle and just be done with it. You know, why do I have to sit through it? I don't care if your vagina works. I literally do not care. I don't care. You want to hear about me and my fupa and our journey? Nobody wants to hear it. And I guarantee you, if I started going off about it on this show, we would immediately lose hundreds of viewers and listeners.
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Nobody wants to hear it. And I don't blame you. I don't even like to see it. OK, I get mad. I mean, coming out of the shower.
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#2655 RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon
Yeah. And a fupa. But, you know, nobody wants to hear about the fupa part. Every fupa has a belt. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, I love having sex. I just don't want to. And I don't even mind talking about sex. I just don't want to hear about yours. That's my thing.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Especially when it's told by a full cast like that. Like, it's a full production. It's going to be like a radio play, you know?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Just... Someone doesn't want a piece of chicken. You eat the piece of chicken. You marry the piece of chicken. That's...
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yeah. And I mean, I do. I'm not being sarcastic that it should be that easy. It shouldn't be like, oh, my God, I got to go on plenty of Gorsha and find somebody. Oh, this is going to work. No, you should go to the leftover bin. See what's in there. See something you can handle for a little while. Just marry it.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And she's like, it is night and day. Look, look at this example of our love. Back to the pickleball court. My hair is falling out all over the place. Well, that is like Marilyn Monroe style. Yeah. Hey, do I have a comb over it like Trump? Yeah, it's great. I love, don't say it. Oh, sorry. We're on Bravo. Wait till season two.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
That's a numerology for lots of sperm, for sure. And he's like, I can see him screwing on a silencer and breaking into a room. Yeah.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And she put out an Instagram response to that or something that was like, you literally emotionally abused me on national TV for years. And you really think my family wants me to be with you? Oh, my God. Did you see our farm?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
That's all. At the very least, I need to start telling everybody now that my uncle's old drunk friend from college has been Facebook messaging me. So they're not shocked when you show up.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
No, even though she's younger. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Sorry, Sienna's younger. Yeah, this chick's younger. And so it says, we see a picture of CNN Shep, and it says 26 and 44. Ding!
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I want to go to Paris with somebody that I could be the father of. That's it! Also, who could possibly take care of me and fix ruptured spleens and such, and et cetera, et cetera. I got the best of both worlds. I got someone to pass STDs on to, and then somebody to nurse us through it.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I'm good enough to play pickleball with. Gaston made me know that much.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So Gaston beats her, which I like, because there are shades of Shep already in Gaston, first of all. Because don't you remember in the beginning, Shep was like, hey, sweet poogie dookie. He was like that, too, in the beginning. That's how Gaston is. Hey, babe, you know you want a pickle? Hey, great job, babe. You did a great job on that pickle hit.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And then it ends with him kicking her ass and being like, ha ha, beats ya. Like, well, I see shades of your past here. Yes. Enjoy. And he goes, yeah, you tried. You tried. It's time for a commercial.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And he's like, I need my Navy SEALs here, if you will, of design and creativity. My mama, Bunny, and my sister, what's-her-face. So, you know, if you look around, you'll notice this is the biggest Airbnb in all of this part of this block of downtown Charleston. So...
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
He's like, I don't identify as rich, but I do feel like I'm doing well. You know, I had like eight other Airbnbs. They're very valuable. And this one, this one has hotel zoning and that makes it very popular, which is why I bought myself a cake pop with the money my left, my mama left on my Starbucks card.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And the mom and Nicole have made him a painting for his new place. And he commissioned it. He commissioned it. You commissioned, you asked your mom to paint something. Hey, sorry, Ben. I commissioned my mom to give me a ride to the airport. Gotta go. It's a bunny original. I commissioned a bowl of soup from mama. So thanks, mama. This is delicious.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Can't do a pain of that. So, yeah, he really loves the Charleston marsh, guys. Tourist! Tourist! That is such a tourist thing. Like, wow. What is that? It's a marsh. That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. It's a lot of mud, kid. It's a lot of mud. So he's like, the cherry on top of this house is that ultimately it became this hotel. And so they make him close his eyes.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
They could surprise him. And it's a marsh. It is a painting of a marsh. Marsh! That's what Shep knows he's found his soulmate. When he meets somebody that's like, oh, Marsh. Gorsh. No, Marsh. Gorsh.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So he puts the painting on the ground. She's like, oh, it's killing me that that painting is laying on the floor. He's like, well, actually, I need some advice, y'all, because I've apparently disrespected Miss Patricia. What do you think of that? Because I gave her a cane. And they're like, oh, my God, a cane? Why the fuck would you give her a cane? He's like, because everyone got a cane.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
You know, be supportive of me. And they're like, oh, you idiot. You're not even walking with your cane, right? You're walking with your cane on the floor. leg. He's not even walking with his cane on the hurt leg. Has anybody else noticed that?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
How dare you? How dare you speak to a woman like that? He's like, well, I thought it was cute. It wasn't cute. I thought it was fun. It wasn't fun.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
jessica or whatever your name is just draw a picture of a marsh and send it to patricia okay everyone loves a marsh marshes fix everything i think that's a well-known fact okay so can you get can i commission a small marsh picture we can put an envelope and send to miss pat thank you so much uh she actually does give the best idea she goes you should never give her a cane honey you should only give her a martini he's like
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So Molly's like, I figured you were doing something really important if you're going to ignore me. And so I just have like a cute little mom daughter relationship. And we find out a little bit about Molly. She was born in Barnwell, South Carolina, which is just the most southern thing I could ever hear of. I was born in a place called Barnwell. They do Barnes well there.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And... My evil brother was born in the town over. Barnes sick. Everyone knew he was trouble. Everyone knew. Everyone knew.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And we see basically Molly's trajectory in this story settling, right? She tries one thing. It doesn't work. So she just moves to the next thing. And the first thing that even kind of works, even though it's not necessarily her passion, she just jumps on because it's easiest.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
and i think we see her love i think we see her love trajectory playing out on this show here it is yeah thanks for being so on the nose molly and also watch out because i kind of like you and you're like settling to the degree that you have settled to in this episode is so sad i can't it's it's like a tuba song it literally is like a tuba song god molly's whole story is going to be played by a euphonium
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
It's going to be scored by a euphonium.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I didn't speak to your ass for a week after that one.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yeah, it was a euphonium, and we actually had a listener that was like, um, that's a euphonium. And I was like, oh, God, stop making up fucking words.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I ain't repeating that. You're not getting me again, mother. So she talks about how she likes to chill, which we know. And she doesn't like to stand up like her mother. Her mom's like, I hate standing up. She goes, what are you doing, mom? She goes, you know, we're just chilling. I'm lounging on my sectional sofa. You know me. I like to sit. She goes, yeah, me too, mom.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
She goes, I wonder where you got that.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
one also just body dysmorphia in general what it does to you is crazy because whatever she's seeing is not what we're seeing you know yeah and um you know i get it i have all of that stuff so i get it uh but it's sad to watch it in someone else like for me it's fun like for me like being self-deprecating about it and stuff like that is my hobby but seeing somebody else do it i'm like oh no stop no girl no stop
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Um, because obviously she's stunning and gorgeous. And even if, even if she's not, it's like, I don't know, stop it. Just stop. Stop being mean to yourself. You've got a mother who loves you and who likes to sit. What more do you? Yes.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
The euphonium in pop. You know, look. Just, you know, stop beating yourself up. There's this ice cream place I really love. And I'm trying to remember if it's Lewin's. I think it's Lewin's, however you pronounce that one. Van Lewin's.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yeah. And they have, like, a lot of fun sayings about eating ice cream. Like, counting calories is hard. if you do it or something like that, you know, like don't count calories, count ice cream pints that are piling up in the back of your room or whatever. But it was like very pro like eat it and shut up.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And I like that, you know, I feel like it's kind of my therapy all the, you know, which is super weird because I'm getting therapy at my other therapist's office, which is ice cream. So it's like, I'm getting two therapies in one. That's great. That's nice. That works out very nicely.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
It does. I'm looking for... Okay. Van Leeuwen ice cream motto. A life without anything good is bad. See?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
A life without anything good is... If you have a mouth, we have a flavor. I like that one.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
OK, so then Molly just Molly's back because her parents are getting older and stuff, but also she's not modeling. So she doesn't know. We've got kind of a Landon storyline here coming up is what I feel, except I like her. She's not as immediately breathing as Landon was.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So, Madison's house. Family's making breakfast. I have to say, we are always giving kids shit about their hair. Hudson has the best kid hair I've seen on Bravo. Best kid hair. Love it. Very strong. It's a little like... It's a little like Pebbles Flintstone mixed with Justin Bieber back in the day. Love it. I think it looks great on him.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I mean, it's so nice to see that there are just a real good man around. Like he's hot. He doesn't speak. He makes pancakes. He fights fires for fun.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yeah, that is weird, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's like male thyroid cancer prevention month because we saw it on Potomac as well, which is super coincidental. So, you know, she's upset about that. He got it taken out. Now he has a little spot there that still hurts or something. And then they talk about how Patricia is going to host an Easter lunch and he's got to leave. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
You know, I really do hope that this man is a fireman and does not have another family because at this point it's starting to feel weird.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
He's like secretly. He never speaks. You don't know like his secret plot lines. Like he's really in competition with Molly ever since America's Next Top Model. He's like, I'm going to play. I'm going to have a whole family to play as a euphonium.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Okay, so, well, the way we're going, we will. Because we're like, wow, let's talk about euphoniums a little bit. Because we're only on the second scene. You know what?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Promiscuity, drugs, and euphoniums.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So, basically, we go to Patricia and Madison talking about this party that Patricia's going to have. And, you know, she's talking about how upset she is about the counselor, obviously, you know, and just really worried about Brett. So, then they eat their pancakes.
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We're holding space for the lyrics of Holy Night.
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I'm the queer media, so I can say that.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So then we go to JT. So it's the boys golfing. It's the boys in indoor golf. JT's there. He's like, I'll just need to check in with some friends. They all clearly hate this guy. It's Shep and Craig who meet him. They hate his guts. And you can see why. He just comes in. He's like sitting crisscrossed applesauce on top of the counters.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Watch a lot of Netflix shows about Vikings, guys. Yeah.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I'm so sorry, but I said Uhtred, and then so I started looking up pictures of Uhtred shirtless. So if you guys don't know who Uhtred is from that show, The Last Kingdom. Oh, my God. I think that's what it's called. This is him.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yeah, Uhtred. Fucking hottie pants. Love you, Uhtred. Okay, so where are we golfing? Okay.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Then the show gives us a gift, and it's what I've kind of loved watching. It's one of the things I've loved watching on this show since it started, which is Austin slowly losing his pride and joy. His hair. So let's go to Austin staring at himself in a mirror. And you remember that, how he used to confidently stare in the mirror and be like, yeah, and kind of shape his stupid congressman hair?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Oh, you get kicked off of most courses for dressing like that, JT. And he's like, oh, you trying to get into my head right now? You trying? And, okay. He's like, I'm done now. You guys play. You guys have to play. I haven't missed a ball in a while. And, well, I'll tell you this much. With two legs, I beat them 18 straight holes.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Who says that? He's so cringy. Everything he says is cringy. Guys, what's the feedback in the locker room?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
He is not really trying to make up with Austin. Obviously, he's here to do what a very ham-handed housewife does when she doesn't know what to do, which is she's like, let's come in and improvise storylines. Just come in, just throw a bunch of shit at the wall, see if anybody grabs onto anything. He's just making up a bunch of shit. So that's what he starts doing. He's like, OK, well, OK.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So, you know, I gave Miss Patricia Kane. I didn't realize it at the time, but she took offense to that cane. And they're like, yeah. And he goes, but one thing I wanted to talk to you about was Madison. So she invites me to her event and I'm thinking it's going to be a friendly event. But then she doesn't speak to me at the event she invites me to. Is that weird?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Is that weird to anybody else that she's not speaking to me?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
She had to invite you to an event because it's on television and you're both on a television show, but nobody actually likes you on this show. So you're going to be getting that a lot this season.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So it didn't work for him to suggest that Madison just hates him.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Okay. Well, but then why FaceTime me with your wife to ask me if we hooked up in Jamaica?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yeah. And now he looks with such worry in the mirror. And I love it. It just makes me feel so good. I think part of it is that it's not misery, but follicly challenged love's company maybe is part of it. But it's also just that he's such a douchebag, and I know it's crushing him.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Well, he was like, you left the beach and you went where? And I'm like, this is weird.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And that's hot, actually. So then JT's like, well, you know, I think it's weird that Brett's potentially weird about me. No one's weird about you. But I received a FaceTime call. Hey, JT, I'm here with Braves Madison.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And I said, well, Taylor was upset. So we went to your hotel room and we ordered some room service and we all went to bed.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And then that was it. And oh, oh, so that's not working for anybody. All right. Let me let me look into my storyline bag here. OK, got some more. The other strange thing is why is she matching polka dots with Austin?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So, yeah, they both wear the same polka dots when we see a clip of it. And JT's like, well, Madison never misses a beat. She matches her ex-boyfriend to the color of the polka dot.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Do you know how hard it was for me to bring an olive branch? Because he's still doing the same shit. Levis said that he had a relationship with another girl for a few months. Oh, my God. None of this has to do with you. Like, literally none of this has to do with you. What is wrong with you?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Well, Leva's pretty good, though. She's got it. She's had to do zero this season and she's already gotten herself in 100% of the episodes. That's pretty good.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I don't want to see him crushed. Just kidding. Maybe that's a little too mean for the start of a recap. But Austin sucks. No, it's not. And never forget Austin sucks when he's charming at the beginning of a season, as he is currently.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I won't be your friend. You're so pathetic and sad to watch. It's hard to watch it. So they're like, just listen. Just calm down. And Leva's lying. Okay. And he goes, then you guys need to address it with Leva and say, stop it.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
well this show is seeing what's happening here and i have to hand it to production because they nipped this in the bud right away jd is it jt jt comes on with a bunch of he's spinning shep is sober for a day and craig is not playing with this so they're screwed they have nobody to get messy with
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
They know Rodrigo is not that favored right now in the audience because last year he called an audience member a C word or whatever. And he's got some issues. And then Levin never shows up to work. So what are they going to do? They called the messiest gay they could. And they say, get your ass down here. We need you. They hired a new gay. Congratulations. Thank you.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
That's all you guys needed to fucking do. By the way, spoiler alert, we haven't really seen him yet. We saw him a little last week, but we're going to meet him today. We meet him later. He's very soft-spoken and very nervous. Oh, give him time. He looks a mess. And isn't he a main cast member? I think I see him on all the posters, right?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I am leaving. So he gets his shit and walks out. And Shep's like, Craig, come on. Don't make me film with the extra. And JT's like, what? What do I do? And so Shep's just like, listen, words matter. Words matter. Love your cans.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Hey, Austin, I didn't know if it was you or another fraud alert, but I guess same difference. What's going on, honey?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Oh, you don't have to remind me. Trop hop still that I get an Amex bill every month, honey.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
so he's like oh uh wow mom i'm like dating this girl but we're like it's been like four months it's like amazing it's like amazing mom wow wow amazing that another guy has found love with somebody probably 20 years junior well he's not he's not as old as shep how old is this one um what the girl um i'm gonna say between 22 and 22 and a half
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
and i'm gonna give it a really wide range between 22 and 20 and a half okay let's look at that austin kroll girlfriend her name and he says oh go ahead sorry but he while you look that up he's like it's so strange mom it's like when i leave charlotte i miss her like wow
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I remember this, actually, now that I'm going. You know I really am just so predictable. I'm sorry, everybody. But, of course, I already went off on this, I guess, on our preview recap, which is on Patreon if anybody wants to listen to it. We talked for an hour in the trailer trash about this show. So I'd already looked her up before. And I think she's 26? Yeah.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
OK, so he looks really young, but I mean, he's not that old. I mean, I don't even know how old he is. I just see these boys, you know, these fucking boys. OK, so here we go. Austin is what are we talking about? I'm sorry I can't pay attention today. I just want to Google every every person we talk about. I'm like, but I want to see their picture now. And, you know, what's a Uhtred been up to?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
How dare you come for Charles? Come for Austin. He deserves it. What does Charles do to anybody, you know?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So then we go to Craig's house and he's like, well, I want to grill sausages, hot dogs. And then he just pulls out a huge Ziploc freezer bag out of the freezer and it's full of hot dogs. And he just pours it all over the grill. There's like a hundred sausages there.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
But the real answer is so Craig too. I got a vacuum for my putting green.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
You invited me over to soak with you in head cold juice? Fuck, man. Who does that?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Then we got a Patricia. Tell me what's going on there, Whitney. And he's like, I don't know. Not much, mother. And he's just like standing there with some. Some brown liquor and a swirly glass. I'm too poor to know what kind of these glasses these are, really. But he's swirling it around like he's on Masterpiece Theater.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
He's not lying about anything important. It's just like fun for him. Or do you think he actually remembers things this differently? Because it seems like he's just lying for fun at this point, right?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
You all gave each other a cold. Yeah. Something happened. Basically, they have a very, you know, kind of boring conversation. And she's like, I don't like that you moved because now we can't go have coffee. And he's like, well, you can still have coffee, pretty lady. And then we start talking about... his thing with, well, he's looking out, they go on.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And he's like, well, you know, I had a conversation. It was heavy because they got in my face. They got my face, man, which they did not get in your face. Guys, they're all just liars.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
When I mentioned Austin's gray area girlfriend thing that Levin mentioned on the bus, they're both coming in so hot, you know, like like I'm I'm talking foaming at the mouth, you know, and I was like, OK, OK, hands up, hands up, hands up. And she's like, yeah, you know, it sounds like you were doing the right thing to me, which obviously it wasn't. And then back to Craig.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Craig's like, hey, dude, I'm not doing this shit with you.
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austin's like the best like don't make fun of austin he's like my best friend you can't come between us and also ultimately they're bros right so bros before you know i don't want to say hoes because jt's not a hoe but whatever he would be what is it
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
They're ultimately bros and they're the leads of the show. So they're like, listen, we're the lead. Like when Austin came on the show, look how resistant Shep was to Austin. He tried. He was so mad about Austin being on the show. Literally probably still is. It was so hard for him to finally accept Austin. And now they did. And now it's just the three of them.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
They're not going to just let anybody in here, especially someone like that.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
so i think ultimately even if they hate each other they're going to stand up for each other in front of him you know it's kind of like the ladies on salt lake city they're kind of doing that right now they'll bet they're like i hate you but i'll band together with you against ronwin right now because she's coming for one of us you know so yeah it's birds of a feather you you don't have the right feathers get out of here bird
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I'm not comparing Bronwyn to JT. I'm comparing everyone on the show, how they're reacting to newbies.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
this story also keeps on changing it's like it's was it accusatory was it a light funny question like what's like everyone here is just lying on this show i mean yeah so then we go back to craig and austin and craig's like yeah he said brett called him and thinks madison and him in jamaica which is not technically what he said And I was like, no one thinks that you banged Madison.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And he's like, well, Brett does. And I was like, did he accuse you of banging Madison?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
deep at war i thought i was in the twilight zone dude i don't have any more time for that show let me show you right now and so he's like you know coordinating polka dot outfits like i gotta give him creativity points that's at least good you know so then we go ready ding ding ding patricia's house
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yeah poor randy either way i just feel so bad for randy don't you he looks like a prisoner he looks terrified he looks like martin sheen just confused on a cul-de-sac is the best way i could like i thought this was a street when did the street become a cul-de-sac poor randy it's a tough journey for him so whitney is like oh mother i think tonight the chateau neuf oh we'll do this yes mother uh also um i think uh people are gonna want bellinis but we've got champagne here oh
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
And she's got a bunny rabbit on the table that's left little black jelly beans behind it. Yeah. Turd Palace Mother. It's been a tradition since we started, Whitney. I do like a big extravaganza for Easter. I order candy from 10 different places. See's Candy, Maison du Chocolat, and all over the place. And jelly beans from the Teeter, our grocery store.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Funny you're drinking a 15-year-old Pappy Van Winkles. I was 15 when I started dating Pappy Van Winkles. My, how things change. You enjoying that $2,000 bottle, Whitney?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I wonder how long this segment was of Patricia just naming off candy stores.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
I don't know, like really fancy ones, but I mean, I don't know any really fancy ones. But I thought just to hear her be like, yeah, 10 different candy stores. C's. I was like, C's? What the hell? Mars and Mars.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Found a couple under the couch from last year. Those count, don't they?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Now, this one's not a store, but they do somehow taste better when you have Randy stand outside a middle school around Halloween and then beat kids over a head with a floss water until they give me a candy. That's delicious candy.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So they're getting the table set and Whitney's reading the names that she's put out. And he's like, Austin, Craig, Ryan, Molly. Oh, Molly. How coincidental, mother. Well, I mean, Whitney never tells me anything, so let's get that right off the bat. But people have told me they've hooked up five or six years ago. So I know he likes her and they remain friends.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So let's just hope for some egg fertilization somehow.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
piles of newspapers from 1987 uh in order to come serve me unfortunately i've kept the largest piece of junk in the house randy yes ma'am put these clamps on your nipples no ma'am please not the car battery again do it happy easter junk
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Whitney, take a long, good look at that old broken down stereo. This is exactly what you look like to the girls you date. Think about that. So Craig comes over and he's like, hey, Miss Pat, you sound a little congested. Are you sick? The pollen is just pollen. Nobody cares, huh? They're just like, bring me all your illnesses. Come on, sit on my lap.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So they make small talk, and then hopefully the season's new gay bone carrier walks in. His name is Ryan. He's like, hey, Patricia, Whitney, how are you? How's it going, Craig? Patricia, love your dress, so pretty. I brought you some French chocolate. It's like, okay, that's a good start. Now sit down and spread something.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Like I hate chocolates, especially French chocolates.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So then we go over to Shep's house and Shep, you know, it's a Shep house. showing us Shep again, getting dressed, getting dressed scene with Shep. And are there people or they're obviously doing these for the audience, like showing the men getting out of the shower and stuff. But is there anyone getting off on Shep and Austin getting out of a shower? Can we just stop?
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yes. And so they start tasting some liquor. And then Craig starts talking to Shep. Shep comes in. You know, it's like small talk because everybody comes in. And Shep's like, wow, very Easter of you, Whitney. You look like you're about to go on safari. Because everyone else is in pastels and Whitney's in like a dark, you know, a black duster and a fucking.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Reunab-phonia. She would play well in Brooklyn.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
so Austin brings a bottle of wine he's like sorry it's not the best bottle of wine it's Patricia and Ryan's like well you'd probably enjoy it more than you would as a cane than a cane as a gift wouldn't you Patricia she's like oh a cane why would you give an 80 year old woman a cane and Molly's like oh god I thought he thought it would be funny well it wasn't funny it wasn't they're all cracking up Madison's like that's the sort of joke a beta would make
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
It's a bald face, right? Why do people say bold face? Isn't it bald face?
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I've heard it both, but I thought it was bald.
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It's Helvetica. You see? Helvetica. I don't know how to pronounce fonts. I don't know. It's Friday. It's hard. This is a Comic Sans face lie. Yeah, this is just some bullshit. This is typical Craig. And when he's like, wait, wait, hold on. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? And I was like, oh, my God, Whitney's going to kill him. So the fact that he can impugn mother... All bets are off.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
He can go fuck himself and puning and puning my mother. And Madison's like, what needy? He's crazy.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
It's like, just, it's one of those things on Bravo. I just need to stop. Just stop, please.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
he does leave but like this is it's like jt is being a douche and stupid but like craig is actually just making up a blatant lie and attacking us like that's that's so this is where jt's gonna find his way back in you know i think craig's just like i don't like him so he's gotta go if they're not gonna fire him then we'll kick him off the show i'll find a way to get him kicked off the show it's yeah it's brutal and i kind of like it because craig's always pretending to be this like i'm just such a nice guy now um
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
uh when at the end of the day he's still craig but he's craig with a twist now because he's like twisted craig because craig was never really mean he was just a liar you know but this is mean this is just like all right let's just ruin jt um but jt's like someone that no one really likes including me so I don't know. I don't know where I stand on it, but this is messy, Craig. Mess, mess, mess.
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Yeah. Yeah, I see what you mean. It's going to be interesting to see what happens with this because this was pretty crazy. This was pretty low. And now, of course, the whole cast can see that he's lying. So it's going to be interesting to see how they react because they're all going to lose it on JT. So are they going to apologize?
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Or is this going to be something where production ultimately shows us that he did smother it under his breath or something and Craig heard it? Because, you know, production is sneaky. So they could slip that in in like the reunion even or something and be like, we got all of you.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Yeah, well, all he really had to do was what he does next, which is continue.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So Little Craig is there. And Little Craig, I'm going to say it again. Little Craig is tired this season. I don't know if Little Craig has had enough. I don't know if he wants to run away from Shep. But Little Craig has lost some of his spark there. Sorry, Little Craig.
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Ma'am, can we get your name for this coffee cup? I'm gonna kill you, bitch. Okay, well, got it.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Well, I told him Madison's gonna kill you and Patricia goes, let's tag team him. Which is also another thing that no one has ever said about JT.
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You're damn right I do. You're damn right I do. And then we can't see the rest of the scene because the spit covers the camera.
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He's suffering. Yeah, and I think also Shep ships him off to his parents most of the time when he's not filming. And then when he's filming, he gets the dog back. And so I think Craig is also missing his real parents who are Shep's parents.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
The end. Thank you, chat. That was very eloquent. And he had also brought up Pontius Pilate betraying Jesus. So Ryan was like, oh, the fact that you know who Pontius Pilate is is impressive though.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
Pontius Pilate called you a bitch. He called you a bitch in the Bible.
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Someone's serving too much Pappy Van Winkle. So now they're eating, and Shep's like, I can't eat all this. I lost 15 pounds. And Molly's like, well, I lost 15 pounds, but I got 20 to go. Because I gained 45 like a year and a half ago. Because I have hormone problems, so I fluctuate every couple years. But then I'm also on medicine, and it causes binge eating.
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And he's like, oh my god, it's like the opposite of Ozempic. And she's like, literally. Literally.
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#2654 Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot
So they all get served a- Can we not talk about eating disorders at the table? We're about to have dessert. Molly, suck it up. Give Molly four, please.
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So then Molly's like, oh, I was about to do that. And he's like, sorry, Tucker, you snooze, you lose. She's like, no, I was going to do it, so I'm going to do it anyway. And she says, yeah, you do that so you don't get icing on your nose. And Whitney goes, it's like a sandwich. You don't like a cupcake sandwich? You know what, Molly, that's the last thing that you need. And everyone's like, whoa.
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And her jaw drops. And Patricia's face has literally never moved this much on the show. She's like, Whitney. Yeah.
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Yeah, this is really gross. And Molly's like, so he's calling me fat. And he goes, I'm not calling you fat. She goes, no. And Madison's like, no, the fuck you did not, Whitney.
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And his thing is, well, I've known her for 10 years, I can say that. She needed to smash that cupcake in his fucking stupid face. Also, Chucky, you look like you've just got your makeup done at the morgue. So I don't know who you're making fun of over here with your Chucky hair, but you need to shut the fuck up, sir. She should have shoved that cupcake right in his goddamn face.
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Patricia would have just laughed.
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Yeah, it's pretty wax. And it's amazing that Whitney's a producer, so he can kind of protect himself on this show. And this still makes it in. Imagine the shit that is cut, you know? Like, yeesh, yikes. So she's like, I'm going to beat him up. Is that okay, Patricia? She's like, mm-hmm. So Patricia's like, I'm giving up. As far as grandkids are concerned, I think I'm just going to get a kitten.
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She is Miss Bahamas and she wants to get the fuck out of there. And so she is going to be on a TV show that Shep is on. That is exactly what she's doing with them. And it's so obvious, too, because the second we see her, she's like... Hey, honey. Hi, how are you doing? She's like, good. Do I look clean? I just got out of the shower. I shaved.
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Which is so sad to need a fucking award for taking a shower and shaving. She's like, yeah, you look fresh for once.
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Oh, I like your hair. I like it like that. Wow, look at your hair. She's like, yeah, I washed it and floofed it.
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And of course she has to be dating a Miss Bahamas. Fucking Shep. I swear to God. Like Shep just never understands where he's going wrong. You know? You don't deserve a Miss Bahamas.
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Well, it's just like, of course he has to date like a beauty queen. You know what I mean? Because he's Shep. He has to have like a trophy on his mantle. He can't just have a fucking normal conversation with a normal person. You know what I mean? I'm saying that he's always looking for some kind of trophy instead of something real. Because this girl is clearly not into him.
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When you're saying, when I'm asking who's watching those shower scenes at the beginning, that's who. Mitzi fucking Goldberg is there.
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Oh, God, she's so sexy. And we see her in her gown and sash. And he's like, I wish you were here. She's like, yeah, I do want to spend some more time with you there when there's cameras there. Just don't try and have me come there again when there's not cameras there. That was really annoying. He's like, oh, she's so beautiful here right now. It's 70 degrees. There's just a little. Oh, sorry.
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It's 110 now. Oh, gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Vibroventilating. But that's part of the fun. Come on.
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I'm glad Taylor got over her infant infantilizing relationships. Kink. Look both ways before we cross the street. Hold my hand. Say a prayer. For fuck's sake, just cross the street, Taylor. So we finally see Gaston. Gaston, listen, we've taken some shit for making fun of the name Gaston last week because we're Americans. And so to us, it's a Beauty and the Beast name.
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And that's the douchiest name from Beauty and the Beast. But people are like, hello, that's an extremely popular name outside of America. So sorry, outside of America, we're not making fun of you. We're making fun of inside of America. Okay?
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All the actual Gastons out there, you know? Sorry, guys. But let me tell you one thing about Gaston. What? No one works like Gaston. No one twerks like Gaston. No one ever is ever a jerk like Gaston. Okay.
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I don't know what song you're talking about, but no one is big like Gaston and no one is a kingpin like Gaston. Okay. Okay.
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No one pickles like Gaston. No one shaves his hair so close to the sides like Gaston. Gaston, what are you doing with a beard? And then you shave your sides of your hair all the way down to the skin. And then you have more hair on top. Gaston's a mess. Can I just say? And Gaston's been working to get on TV for a long time. He's been fucking people all over Bravo to try and get on here.
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And you're finally on. And this is the hair you show up into pickle.
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And I'm being a dick, but you know what, you guys, at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. And no one's slick as Gaston, and no one's quick as Gaston. So who the fuck am I? Okay? I'm not Gaston. That's for goddamn sure. You're Jean Valjean. Two, four, six, Gaston!
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OK, so here we are pickling, which I guess we're saying pickling now about pickleball because it's not obnoxious enough without adding pickling to the mix. So it's no, it's not a facial treatment at Patricia's house. It's an actual game people are playing. So they go to pickle. And Taylor, who's all smiles these days, is like, Gaston and I have been dating for about seven months.
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We're friends and we just went on an accidental date because my friend ended up backing out. So it was just me and Gaston. Were you the stand-in for your friend? What is she talking about?