This is part one of a two-part recapThis week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale, Sutton has another hissy fit in St. Lucia, and this time she’s dressed as a bird. Also, Tom is sentenced and Erika brings out her ole victim act again. Rinse and repeat. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What is this Watch What Crappens episode about?
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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on Ye Olde Brobs. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How are you?
Good. How you doing? I am fabulous. You know, here we are, midweek, season finale, Beverly Hills. Very exciting times.
Chapter 2: What are the upcoming tour dates for Watch What Crappens?
It really is, you guys. A lot of Beverly Hills stuff to talk about today. We are on tour. We're in the thick of it right now. The Mountain Hysteria Tour. This weekend, we are going to be in Washington, D.C. Whoa. And then followed by that, we're going to be at the Philadelphia Fillmore, okay? In Philadelphia. And in Washington, we're going to be doing Southern Charm. No, Summer House. Yes.
Washington and Southern Charm. Washington is Southern Charm. And then in Philadelphia, we're doing Summer House. Okay. You know what? And the following week, we're going to be other places. We're going to be in Boston, Detroit, Chicago. Chicago sold out. Sorry. Okay. You know what? You should have got your tickets earlier because it's sold out.
But then after, we're going to go to Emo's in Austin and the Dallas Texas Theater in Dallas and Las Vegas, which is going to be super, super fun. So get your tickets.
Well, I didn't realize we're going to the Dallas theater or the Texas theater, because as I, you know, I love to trumpet this stat that when Watcher Crappens went to the Texas theater in Dallas back in, I don't know, 2019 or so, we broke the record for the most cocktail served in one night at that theater. And it's the same theater.
Where What's-His-Face was arrested, the guy who assassinated JFK. So there's two notches of history in that theater. One is that they arrested the assassin of JFK there. And two is that Watch What Crappens sold most drinks ever in one night there. So come be part of history again. Big history.
Let's repeat history. Come buy a lot of alcohol, but let's not find any murderers. Hopefully. No murderers welcome. So that should be super fun. Also, we're doing White Lotus recaps over on Patreon. We did a catch-up just for the past six episodes, but then we're going to do recaps for episodes seven and eight. So join Patreon for that. It's also where you get video recaps like this one.
Hi, we're on video. You might see me throwing my throat directly to the camera to show off my beautiful strep throat, which I've... proudly received, probably from hugging one of you fuckers at these meet and greets. I can't believe you're recording today with a stripped throat. That's wild. I actually dedicate you to the craft.
I'm surprised it doesn't hurt more to talk because it hurts like F to swallow. Oh my God. Knives, knives, knives.
Okay, I've swallowed knives. Yeah, I really do think you should get some Tylenol, because that will help. I am very impressed with your resilience right now.
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Chapter 3: What was the social media reaction to the RHOBH season finale?
Well, you know what is helping? Ice cream. Good old-fashioned Creamy Creations by HEB. But, you know, I'm going to end up maybe feeling a little bit better for five minutes, but with a bigger muffin top. But guess what? Worth it. Worth it. Worth every calorie. Creamy Creations. Okay, so let's get to it. We are on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale. Wow.
Erica and... I'm sorry, go ahead. I was about to say, I have people that are angry at me speaking of Beverly Hills. I don't believe it. Because... Yes. It's true. You never have people angry at you. It's true. I don't believe it. Yeah, no, it happens. Are you sure they just didn't get us confused? Well, I have the reputation for being the quote-unquote sweet one, the nice one, which is hilarious.
But no, so yesterday... I didn't even realize that this was season finale because last week ended with a to be continued and there was no next week on the season finale. And I didn't see any promo over the course of the week saying anything until yesterday late afternoon. There was an article about Jennifer Tilly in the New York times that said that the season finale was tonight.
And I was like, surely they're mistaken. Anyway, the point is this Bravo posted the reunion trailer on their account, on their Instagram account, like shortly after that. And so I was watching the reunion trailer, which was very good. And there's one part in it where Dorit is like, she thinks she's the queen of Sheba. She lives on a main road. And I thought that was so funny.
Just be like, she lives on a main road. Like how horrifying, how embarrassing. And of course, coming from Dorit of all people who like went to like the Dollar Tree with a $30,000 and got robbed.
And is literally about to be living on a main road, like on the sidewalk of it.
Yes. But to me, it was like, it was so, I literally let out such a laugh because it was such a funny thing to say. So I wrote a comment on the Bravo Instagram. And I said something to the effect of, in fact, I have it right here. I said, is you live on a main road, the new high body count here, meaning like a, like a, like a wild thing that a real housewife would say. That's like a new desk.
People did not like that.
Really?
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Chapter 4: Why are fans upset with Erika Jayne?
Yeah. I think, like, so, you know, Garcelle left Beverly Hills. She announced it yesterday. And the thing is that... I think that everywhere I've seen, people have been largely very supportive of her. On Twitter, a lot of people are like, what is Sutton going to do without Garcelle now? And everyone's like, Garcelle should have left anyway.
So I feel like there's actually been, I've seen a very large groundswell, but I'm not surprised that there are people who are being obnoxious about her leaving.
Well, no one has been more obnoxious than Erika. on Watch What Happens Live. And I have to say, Bose too. Bose didn't have a great performance on that one either. And I've really enjoyed Bose, but I was turning on her pretty quickly last night because Andy had them both on and said, so, Garcelle announced she's leaving. Any reactions?
And they both just sat up straight and looked straight ahead and wouldn't speak. And then the audience kind of laughed uncomfortably. And he said, no reactions. And they just stood straight ahead. And he said, come on, seriously, you're not going to say anything. And Bose was like, well, I hope that she would have stuck it out. And Erica said something, something like he does.
I can't quote it right. I forgot the quote, but it was something like.
he he does do it or something like that and i went on a reddit thread to see what the fuck she said because it was hard to understand and basically people were saying like god listens to your prayers or something and i was like oh okay erica god forbid someone asked you about your fucking scammy ass life with tom gerardi and then she said um yeah well
Garcelle had been on Watch What Happens a couple of weeks ago and said that she married for love and Erica married for money. And that was the difference in their marriage. So that was like her shade. And so Andy asked her about that. And Erica said, well, we both married. We both married two old, ugly white guys. who cheated on us. And that was like her big diss.
I'm sorry, but you are the only one who married an old, ugly white guy. Compare the pictures, ma'am. Compare the pictures to her ex and your ex, okay? And also maybe compare the fact that her ex hasn't robbed poor people to fund your stupid, shitty, talentless career. You asshole, Erika Jayne.
And I had to remind myself, kind of like you were just talking about, like, you don't need to be this angry. So I just turned off, watch, watch what happens. It's like, fuck that chick, man. She is, she is vile. She's still vile. She, I just thought, what a cold cookie. You know, I said, I even, I was so angry. I came up with a pop-up quote. I was like, that is one cold character.
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Chapter 5: How did Garcelle's departure from RHOBH affect the cast?
You haven't shared shit except stolen money on this show, ma'am. And I hope Marco Marco continue to ground your ass until there is none left. You don't deserve shit, Erica. You are a piece of shit, woman. You're a nasty, nasty character.
The tweets are really funny. I mean, one person named Carbonite says, Erica, wallpaper and lines added to your rental. That's interesting. Okay, girl. Someone else says, so glad Erica is telling everyone Garcelle didn't give us anything while she showed us a wallpaper in her rental casita.
Yeah. And then another one of her lines is like, you're going to have to do more than than buy a beach house in Bakersfield, you know, and everyone's like, oh, well, you know, better than living in a rental that Rush Limbaugh lookalike Tom Girardi's friend got you, Erica.
It's just so funny that like wallpaper has become the thing that has like, that has, that has become the symbol of Erica storyline.
Cause she did a lot of things to that casita, but it's like the, like at the end of the day though, like wallpaper somehow like just is the concept that somehow summarizes everything that happened in her season, which is that she put up a big old thing to cover up something else. That was it.
That's basically an allegory for her entire time on this show.
But by the way, I thought Erica had a great season. I thought she had I thought she was actually like, you know, I enjoyed her this season and she's, you know, she's villainous. Yes. But I think that I think that she is good. However, it really where I get annoyed with Erica is are these moments when she accuses someone of being boring and not sharing. when she really has never truly shared.
She's been the brunt of accusations, but she hasn't shared. We still have yet to meet an actual friend of hers outside of this group. We don't know really what life is like for her other than stepping into this alternate persona that goes and sings at gay clubs. Yeah. Anything, you know? And I think that Garcelle has actually shared quite a bit.
And, you know, I think we should have seen the writing was on the wall with Garcelle because she is having some success with her movies and she's being way shadier in, in her confessionals than ever before. And she already was, she always kind of towed that line, but she, she goes there a bit more, especially in tonight's episode.
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Chapter 6: What happened during the RHOBH boat trip in St. Lucia?
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So, um, uh, so now Jennifer and Sutton are talking and Jennifer is like, do you know what? It's kind of like when you're on a fox hunt and the dogs find the fox and then they're all surrounding the fox and then yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
And the fox is like, oh my God, there's too many of you.
And Sutton's like, well, that's how they fight. A bunch of foxes on a hunt from Satan. Satan foxes. And Jennifer's like, well, I'm not surprised that Erica is, like, criticizing Sutton. And then we see flashbacks of that. And Jennifer's like, I can see both sides.
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Chapter 7: How did Sutton and Erika's conflict unfold in this episode?
and so now erica is uh that we see a flashback of of their confrontation and so jennifer's like it just seems like they had discussed it beforehand like it's kind of like a little suspect so then um by the way they did discuss it beforehand we saw it on the show
So they don't like to call it. We planned it. Like they didn't say, okay, you say this and then I'm going to say this, but they did sit down and they were like, fuck that chick. She can do whatever she wants. Why should, I mean, they talked about it and then they went and did it. So I don't understand what the big accusation is. That's so offensive to Erica later on in the episode, you know, now,
To be fair, we also saw Sutton and Garcelle literally plan a confrontation about Morgan Wade. So, you know, like, I'm not going to say what goes around comes around, but it's not like Sutton is so innocent on this front either. Of course, their confrontation failed because Sutton didn't do her part of the confrontation. What?
I think in both situations, it's natural to talk to your friends about who you're pissed off about. And then yes.
And say, you know what? Back me up. Do this. I mean, so much of the show is like, back me up. And I say, that's literally son's whole gripe is that she wants that backup. So yeah. So either way, they think that, that there's a coordinated attack and everything.
Meanwhile, Kathy has announced that she's going to wear a shorts and a t-shirt to the beach thing tonight, which is hilarious because ultimately they all go out to this beach wearing these big, beautiful flowy dresses. And Kathy's just like green t-shirt and shorts and a little hat, which is like, that's the sign of true wealth right there. She's like, I don't, I don't, I don't even have to bother.
I don't have to flaunt anything. I know my wealth. I'm just wear a t-shirt, a free t-shirt probably.
Wow.
Wow.
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