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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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No, we're a little bit north of Austin.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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Yeah, a lot of it's brought in from Louisiana.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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Neither. They live in swamps. I think they burrow into the ground for most of the winter and then they come up this time of year and that's when they catch them.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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Tell me about it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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Oh. Yeah, we'll usually put down metal trays.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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I do. This starts mid-90s. My grandparents found a baby deer on the side of the road, a fawn, and it's covered in fire ants. Not doing well. It's abandoned. They take it home. We live around the Austin area in the hill country. They've got 80 acres. They nurse it back to health. They build a high fence enclosure for this deer and his name becomes Bucky.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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Fast forward four years, Bucky's still there. I'm about seven. My sister's 11. And so we've grown up with Bucky around. He's a family pet.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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Yeah, we never go into the enclosure with him, but you could go feed him. He'd come eat out of your hand. Also important in these four years, my parents had just gotten divorced. This is a combination of my dad and my grandparents live on the same property. So when me and my sister are at my dad's house, he's outnumbered. He sends us to go feed Bucky.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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His enclosure is about 150 yards away from the house. So me and my sister walk up there and we're throwing bread through there. And as we'd walked up there, the family dog's in tow, Jasmine.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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He's got an eight point rack. He's pretty good size. Yeah. Okay. We're feeding him through the fence. We kind of toss him through. It's just like a six inch metal square fence. And as we're throwing one, it hits the fence and falls. Jasmine, the family dog, she runs up there to grab a piece. And I leaned down to stop her. This is the end of October. And so that's important because deer are in rut.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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They're baiting and that's when they're all fired up. So as I go down to stop the dog, I don't know if he thinks I'm an opponent or he's not happy with the dog, but he leans forward and hits the fence. So I stand up and I touch my head. My hand comes down. It's solid red. I'm seven years old. So I have these bright, vivid memories of sections of this.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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And I look at my sister and she just lets out this scream that I can still hear today. We go running to the house. And so I know my dad's working in the driveway. Tears are in my face and I can barely see the house. He comes out. He meets us halfway, grabs me, throws me in the truck, and he gives me a hand towel full of ice to hold on there. And it's about 25 minutes to the emergency room.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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I've hit my head a lot growing up. There was one memory where I said, Dad, am I going to die? And he had this running joke where he would say yes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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And I remember asking him in the truck. He just said no. Oh, no.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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Yeah, yeah. It was obvious. It was serious. And by the time we get to the emergency room, you know, I'm covered in blood. I remember being very calm. I'm talking with the doctor there. He's saying, OK, I have to give you a shot to numb it. We're going to have to staple this shot to give you an idea of the wound. He was showing my dad.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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He's got gloved hands on and he puts his finger up to my dad, says the middle knuckle. Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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Now I'd be talking like Frito.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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What's amazing about it is how close that could have been to my eye. I could be blind. I ended up doing five staples, and I had to go to school and tell my teacher and everybody, oh, I got attacked by the pet deer. Sure looked pretty gnarly with metals stapled in my head. Oof, oof, oof. Bringing up the divorce, what quickly happened after is Texas Parks and Wildlife shows up with my...

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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parents' and grandparents' house asking where the deer is. Oh, because someone at the hospital reported it? Or your mom did? I asked my mom. I said, was it you? And she said, I'm not going to say. Oh, okay. She goes, I can guarantee you I told the divorce attorney because I'm sure there was custody going on.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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When I interviewed my grandma this week trying to piece together some things, she goes, well, that officer told us it was your mother.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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Did they eat Bucky or you can't turn Bucky free at that point, can you? They told them he was going to be released into some kind of sanctuary. He's used to being around people. What's surprising is, as I've been queued up to be on here, I've told this story to a few people this week, and I think three people have told me they had a deer growing up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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My wife had a deer, my barber's husband, and somebody I had lunch with today.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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You got me on here.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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Well, Kyle, pleasure meeting you. Nice to meet you. Yeah, nice to meet you. Is it okay if my wife hops on and say hello? Of course. Hello. Hi. How are you?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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That's me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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Yeah, that's my crawfish collection.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

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I do a crawfish boil, usually a couple times a year in spring.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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guys is it just me or does she she sounds ungrateful right i mean am i crazy yeah i have not heard a thank you one time from her i haven't heard a thank you i haven't heard she she already thanked you when you gave it to her she's not thanking me now she's just complaining that i'm watching sports well that's what you do with a tv okay kyle i

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Yeah, that sounds like an invite.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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It's a nice TV. There you go. So don't put like a free sign on it or anything. I want to know when it's out there. I'm going to come by and I'm going to get it.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Okay. And we clicked. I thought she's really hot, and I think she liked me. Oh.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Did you even catch that in the profile, or who cares?

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Her name is Sarah.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Well, you know, it is like a visual medium. So, I mean, she was really pretty. I'll just say it. She was really pretty.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Well, so we started talking about TV shows. Okay. And I asked her what her favorite show was. And she said she didn't own a TV.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Well, her roommate had the TV, and she moved out, and so she just never got another one. That makes even more sense. Okay.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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That was our first conversation, you know? So on a whim, I bought her a TV.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Oh, that's awesome.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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I put it in my car. I see.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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43 inches. Oh, that's not even big. It was a nice TV. It had Roku. Oh, wow.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Okay.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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And you said it was in the trunk of your car? Yeah, put it in my trunk. So I took it to the date and I told her, hey, I've got a surprise for you.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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I pulled up and I showed her the TV.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Well, she was happy. She screamed. She was like, oh, this is amazing. Oh, wow.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Well, I actually installed it for her, too.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Really?

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Now I'm wondering. Yeah, we had dinner.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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So, yeah, I brought it up to her apartment. I hung it up on the wall. And then, you know, we watched TV. And I spent the night on the couch, and she went to her room. Nothing happened, but... Okay.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Yeah, we were just watching TV and she fell asleep. She went to go sleep in her bed.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Well, so we hung out one other time, but it was like kind of short.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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That's a good idea. Do you guys have any free giveaways or anything like that?

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Boob Tube Experiment

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Okay, hold on, hold on. Can I jump in here?

On Fire with Jeff Probst: The Official Survivor Podcast

You've Been Marooned | Survivor 48

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I know that I've failed again. I failed now twice in less than an hour. But I look at Kevin, and I was like, this guy hurt himself, and he just broke his ass off. What's the point of me just sitting there wallowing? Dude, I owe you big time, man. Dude, don't worry. So I just thought, you know, I'll go over there and help him. This was a me and you effort today. No, not at all. You got this.

On Fire with Jeff Probst: The Official Survivor Podcast

You've Been Marooned | Survivor 48

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Thanks.

On Fire with Jeff Probst: The Official Survivor Podcast

You've Been Marooned | Survivor 48

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Pivot

Roberts Criticizes Trump, FTC Firings, and White House Installs Starlink

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Hey Scott, Kara, it's Kyle from New York, big fan of the show. I had a question about Trump's proposed federal income tax elimination for anyone making less than $150,000 a year. I've heard a lot of discussion recently about how Trump's economic policies really only benefit the wealthy. and harm the younger, less wealthy portion of the population.

Pivot

Roberts Criticizes Trump, FTC Firings, and White House Installs Starlink

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This policy seems like it's in response to that discussion. I'm curious from your perspective, is this a moment where credit is given or credit is due, or is this more hand-waving? Curious your thoughts. Thanks, guys.

The Ramsey Show

Your Overspending Will Eventually Catch Up With You

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So I got a little dilemma. I just started watching The Ramsey Show probably two months ago. And I'm currently in baby step one. I did, um, get the, uh, every dollar app and using that created a budget. Um, so I have me and my fiance, we have a three month old baby girl. Um, she has a 14 year old daughter, uh, actually lives with us as well. Um, we bought a home about two years ago.

The Ramsey Show

Your Overspending Will Eventually Catch Up With You

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Um, mortgage is around 157,000 left on it. Um, she has two vehicle loans. Um, One's around 18,000, the other one's around 8,000. So she also has three credit cards, and she has a personal loan. So I don't have any debt currently in my name, but all of her debt together is around $42,000, not including the home mortgage. So she stays home. She's a stay-at-home mother. I'm a full-time firefighter.

The Ramsey Show

Your Overspending Will Eventually Catch Up With You

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I have two part-time jobs as well. And I'm trying to figure out, you know, I am going to snowball the debt after I do the baby step one, which that's baby step two. But I'm trying to get her on board with the budget.

The Ramsey Show

Your Overspending Will Eventually Catch Up With You

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We actually don't have a marriage date yet. That's what I was going to say as well. So our relationship is actually hanging on by a thread because we don't see eye to eye on the financial state.

The Ramsey Show

Your Overspending Will Eventually Catch Up With You

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So, it's been like that more since my daughter was born. I've always been a saver, and now that my daughter's born, I grew up, my parents separated when I was 12. So I've seen, I know how that affects the kid and I don't want that. And, you know, I look at the future like anything can happen. So, and she's not like that. Like I asked her the other day, cause I was listening and I was like,

The Ramsey Show

Your Overspending Will Eventually Catch Up With You

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you know, what is your 10-year goal? Where do you see yourself in 10 years? And she told me, she said, you know, I just, I worry about today. I don't worry about 10 years. And I'm like, you know.

The Ramsey Show

Your Overspending Will Eventually Catch Up With You

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So she will say she don't want to borrow any more money, but it's just like now, you know, she's made some financial decisions that I didn't agree with. And, you know, I don't have, I didn't have the control over that at that point.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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I was a pastor, yeah. Yeah, you were a pastor at one point. My dad's a rocket scientist.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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That's ours, man. It's copyrighted.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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Yeah. G.K. Chesterton wrote 100 years ago that he thought satire would be impossible because the real news was so absurd. He wrote that in like 1911.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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and you picture how crazy the news has gotten from 1911 until 2023 you know you just you open up the news and you can't tell if it's a real news headline or the babylon b headlines sometimes i can't tell and i'm writing the the headlines yeah you know that's how difficult it is yeah we i mean when i was a kid the local newspaper you might not agree with their politics but it was least objective the cbs nightly news with walter cronkite was at least objective

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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Well, Snopes fact-checked one of our articles that was CNN purchases industrial washing machine to spin the news. Somebody actually checked all that. And that got fact-checked. And our Facebook page got demonetized, deplatformed, all of that stuff because of that article, because it was fact-checked. And they said, oh, you guys are sharing fake news.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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Yeah, well, we won't be too mean to Dave Ramsey. That's our number one. We like that. That's our number one rule. Use him for clicks and laughs, but that's enough. Just clicks and laughs, all friendly stuff. But no, I mean, I don't think there's any topic that's off limits for the satirist.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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And honestly, that's why a lot of left-leaning comedy these days isn't funny anymore because they have so many no-fly zones, things that they won't make fun of. that it doesn't surprise you anymore. Imagine if they were to make fun of their own worldview, things in their own worldview, it would be shocking because they don't do that. So I think you do need to be able to make fun of yourself.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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You do need to be able to make fun of things in the culture. I mean, I just think the main guideline that we use is that if we're making fun of a serious topic, like we're trying to call attention to a really

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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Yeah. Well, and you have to, like, I think to be a good satirist, you have to first be able to laugh at yourself. You have to be able to make fun of your own. And that's what, you know, that's what made the Babylon Bee get so popular so fast, because we were writing the jokes about the worship leaders who wear the V-necks and all that. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. And our friend Dave Ramsey here. Yeah.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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You know, those kind of jokes showed people like, hey, they're not afraid to make fun of themselves. And that kind of gives you the right to then go after the other side a little bit, too.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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Yeah, so we launched right at the end of the Obama campaign.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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administration you know and so we were kind of like during the trump clinton year so we did kind of launch it in the perfect time when it was like you could make a lot of good fun of trump if you had a good sense of humor about him and you can make a lot of fun of hillary obviously too right um so we launched it kind of that perfect time but yeah the last the last hundred years i mean it would have been great to be around in the 80s with reagan yeah i mean the clinton years you got you

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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people had so much fun with on SNL. But that's back when SNL used to make fun of both sides. Back when SNL was funny. Right. Back when the late night people would make fun of both sides. George W. Bush obviously was great for humor just with his mannerisms. Oh, yeah. So we kind of missed out on a lot of that. But at the time, there were comedians covering it.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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There was the SNL and the late nights that were actually doing that stuff.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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We got banned from TikTok, which is a good thing in some ways because then you don't have to be on TikTok. Yeah. But I think we got let back on, so I don't know if we're actually banned from anything right now.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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You can't joke about anything on TikTok. You know, we'll do jokes about the tamest joke you can imagine. And they'll say, you know, community standards. Politically sensitive. Politically sensitive.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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You'll have to go deflate him.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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Yeah. Well, that's part of the danger of social media and algorithms. Who's controlling the algorithm and controlling what we see? We already know that with TikTok, you know, they change the algorithm based on who you are. If you're in America, if you're in China, the algorithm is different based on what's used in the culture.

The Ramsey Show

How The Baby Steps Protect You From Financial Uncertainty

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I mean, there are some social media platforms where a certain joke will hit a little bit better. Like for a long time, Twitter was kind of the political space where politics jokes did well. You're a big hit on Facebook and Instagram for us.

The Ramsey Show

Financial Peace Starts With Clear Boundaries

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Yes, sir. I'm happy to speak with you, Mr. Ramsey, and Mrs. Walshaw today. I have a quick question. My wife and I are on baby steps four, five, and six. We recently sat down with a few of your smart investor pros, all of whom were excellent. Good. We've narrowed it down to two. Good. But there's one big difference between them. They'd both be great to work with, but I hope to get some guidance.

The Ramsey Show

Financial Peace Starts With Clear Boundaries

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One is strictly fee-based. They assess 1% of the account value annually, and that would decrease by a few tenths. As the account increases in value, the second is commission-based, where it's 3.5% of all new money invested. In the long term, it seems like the fee-based approach would be way more expensive, but he argues that commission-based guys may use

The Ramsey Show

Financial Peace Starts With Clear Boundaries

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mutual funds with higher maintenance fees to kind of compensate themselves.

The Ramsey Show

Financial Peace Starts With Clear Boundaries

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I'll give him that much.

The Ramsey Show

It’s Time To Cut Debt out of Your Life!

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Hey, Ken and George. Hey, thanks so much for taking my call. It's an honor to speak with both of you, so thank you.

The Ramsey Show

It’s Time To Cut Debt out of Your Life!

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I guess a quick question for you guys. I have one credit card. I have no debt except my mortgage at this point. I have heard you guys obviously just evangelize cutting up these credit cards. I just am nervous that if I do it, will the lender be after me? What if I have to refinance in the future? For some reason, the thought of cutting up my credit card here is... making me nervous.

The Ramsey Show

It’s Time To Cut Debt out of Your Life!

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You guys have sold me on the arguments of cutting it up. I just get them just calling for last-minute reassurance.

The Ramsey Show

It’s Time To Cut Debt out of Your Life!

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I'm generally scared over here, man.

The Ramsey Show

It’s Time To Cut Debt out of Your Life!

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I don't have any scissors next to me, no. Well, where are you? I'm in my car.

The Ramsey Show

It’s Time To Cut Debt out of Your Life!

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Maybe I can rip it with my teeth. I don't know.

The Ramsey Show

It’s Time To Cut Debt out of Your Life!

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I do have an emergency fund, thanks to you guys. So thanks again for that.

The Ramsey Show

It’s Time To Cut Debt out of Your Life!

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Hey, Ken and George, can I ask one more quick question while I have you?

The Ramsey Show

It’s Time To Cut Debt out of Your Life!

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Go ahead. If I have to refinance, do I just need to go through a different lender to manual underwrite, like you guys say?

The Ramsey Show

It’s Never Too Late to Clean Up a Financial Mess

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Hey crew, thanks for taking my call. My main question is regarding my student loan. So I have a pretty substantial student loan amount. It's a $250,000. And so I work for a nonprofit. My main question is, should I pursue that 10 year public service loan forgiveness or should I just kind of tackle it and go ahead on and just try and pay it off?

The Ramsey Show

It’s Never Too Late to Clean Up a Financial Mess

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So I'm a doctor of pharmacy. I'm a pharmacist. So my gross annual is about $170,000. My take-home is about $120,000 after taxes. Oregon has some pretty insane income taxes. Yeah.

The Ramsey Show

It’s Never Too Late to Clean Up a Financial Mess

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So I would make definitely a lot less. So I work for kind of a healthcare giant. I'm sure if I said the name, you guys would recognize it automatically. So I make probably the best hourly and the benefits are phenomenal in terms of how much I pay a year in healthcare and how much I pay for like their match is pretty good as well.

The Ramsey Show

It’s Never Too Late to Clean Up a Financial Mess

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Awesome. I appreciate it, guys. I'll give you some stats, too. So my wife and I, we own a home. We've been there for about a couple years now. We have a four-year-old son, and we actually have a baby girl due in May. So we're really excited.

The Ramsey Show

It’s Never Too Late to Clean Up a Financial Mess

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Congratulations. Yeah, so we've been working on the debt snowballs, step number two. So we actually paid off our first medical bill today, which is $1,300, which has been nagging. So we're making some huge changes in terms of how we spend. It's actually showing. But should we keep snowballing? Because we are still able to continue snowballing while working to save for our baby.

The Ramsey Show

It’s Never Too Late to Clean Up a Financial Mess

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How much do you have in savings? Yeah. So we just have about $1,500 in our starter emergency fund right now. We have about $150,000 in retirement accounts.

The Ramsey Show

It’s Never Too Late to Clean Up a Financial Mess

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We're still investing right now, yes.

Watch What Crappens

#2776 RHOBH S1417 Part One: Bird Brained Carnies

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It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.

Watch What Crappens

#2761 RHOBH S1415 Part Two: Love Papped

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And I know you did not know your pictures were being taken. I don't know that the other person didn't know that. But either way, it's just like really hard to say.

Watch What Crappens

#2761 RHOBH S1415 Part Two: Love Papped

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all right now we know what we said no more singing la la land in the house i'm really getting sick of those songs okay so he's like just she's like i just i don't know what i'm supposed to do now he's like you know i think about like how did we get here like if we care about each other so much how did we allow this to happen everything we built this is the rug being ripped out from under your feet and i did not expect my life to go in this direction

Watch What Crappens

#2761 RHOBH S1415 Part Two: Love Papped

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So she's like, I think it makes it pretty clear that this is permanent and I don't think it's going to be easy to come back from that.

Watch What Crappens

#2761 RHOBH S1415 Part Two: Love Papped

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It knocks me right off of my knees.

Watch What Crappens

#2718 RHOBH S1410 Part Two: Shock and Augusta

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Well, happy year of the bunny rabbit.

Watch What Crappens

#2718 RHOBH S1410 Part Two: Shock and Augusta

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I brought it on the commercial flight. Maybe I should have pulled a Kyle and brought nothing.

Watch What Crappens

#2718 RHOBH S1410 Part Two: Shock and Augusta

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I went to Italy, so I have lemons everywhere.

Watch What Crappens

#2717 RHOBH S1410 Part One: Shock and Augusta

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No, Reba. And miss the opportunity to see the ground zero of your emotional terrorism? No.

Watch What Crappens

#2717 RHOBH S1410 Part One: Shock and Augusta

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I don't love where I come from. I come from America.

Watch What Crappens

#2717 RHOBH S1410 Part One: Shock and Augusta

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And Eric is with Martin Lawrence, and he's like, your total for this is 37,000 individually wrapped bell peppers from Fresh and Easy.

Watch What Crappens

#2717 RHOBH S1410 Part One: Shock and Augusta

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And she's like, so what are you wearing around your neck? Are those puka shells? Are they pearls? What's going on there, dear?

Watch What Crappens

#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven

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At the time, I was paranoid.

Watch What Crappens

#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven

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And Kyle's like, well, I think Carl was like, Hey, let's ease our way into the new dynamic. And I think he was respectfully trying to make it easier on everybody.

Watch What Crappens

#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven

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And so I was like, can we see the bomb?

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We're going to do a water birth right here, right now.

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And I need to stop using summer in the Hamptons. This is my big release, which I don't believe is ever going to do.

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Cause like, yeah, I just ripped the cord. I was like, I don't care that Diplo's playing. I'm going to be with Amanda.

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I'm only spilling because I have Ronnie's drink.

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Am I supposed to flip the page, by the way?

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How'd it go? You're starting this week, right? Season 9 is going to air in less than two weeks. Yeah. How's it going? Wow, you really can't see anything. Nothing. I'm like, I wish I brought my glasses. Now I'm like, it would not have mattered.

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Yeah, it was a big time for us. To be honest, give a round of applause for these guys. Thank you. These guys are so damn funny. They were one of the first podcasts to take it on the road.

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You know, talking about taking it on the road. Yeah, are you going on the road? Alcohol and music kind of go well together. Go figure. Hell yeah. Ask Beethoven.

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Rumor has it, as things evolve, I think we literally just got another episode because things keep happening. Wow. Oh, no. It's all happening.

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Do I have any paraphernalia?

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I don't want to jump the gun here. Yeah, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, Buzz! Buzz! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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By the way, I just found out she's not even 50.

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Oh, your friend, Chessie Solomon.

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I didn't know that last one, not going to lie.

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All right, well, first and foremost, like I said, Brittany, she looks like she's 40. I had a Wikipedia, and she's not 40.

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But can we?

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I'm a little biased here because I feel like Jesse, he had his little glow up. Yeah. And that's probably going to come crashing down season niner, but no big deal. Oh. I don't know. I don't know.

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You have your first season edit. Things are looking great. You're like, wow, I can really hack this reality TV game.

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She's such a professional, by the way.

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Oh, it's an actual envelope.

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Bronwyn Newport! Bronwyn! I got to say, this was well-earned.

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It's well-earned.

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I filmed a little TV show with Kate Chastain, and yes, I would like to. Oh, yeah, what do you think about this season of Traitors? Oh, my God. Woo! Shout out to Traders. You know, I was like the guinea pig, and now everyone's like, oh, God. I watch and I'm like, this is the best TV show ever.

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Yeah, it's great. When Sierra came back, I was like, do not tell me anything because I want to watch it as a viewer because it's the best show ever. Yeah, it's a great show. It really is wonderful. I think she's going to crush.

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I love these guys. So proud of you guys. I'll take the little boy.

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At the time, I was paranoid.