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Chapter 1: What funny stories do the hosts share?
So we're going to go ahead and get into that, but first, for this story... Oh, I forgot to mention we have a little special guest tonight. Coming in to help us read this very funny, funny story is someone who makes good work. Dare I say admirable work. He's from this area, you know. Have you guys seen the movie Hereditary or Midsommar? Right? If you don't know him, his name's Ari Aster.
Chapter 2: Who is the special guest reading with the hosts?
And he's here to read Laughing Jack with us tonight! Give him a round of applause!
That's not happening. I think, uh... I would have to imagine Ari Aster has a lot of better things to do at this time.
Chapter 3: What happens at the funeral in the story?
When we went inside the church, we saw that Kimber wouldn't have to do much acting to convince people she was having a breakdown. We found her at the back of the room, tucked into a chair and a puddle of curly orange hair and tears. Kyle sat next to her and pulled her into a hug. Kimber, what's wrong? I kicked his foot and shot him a look that said, really?
Yeah, I didn't think of that. What's wrong? Kimber, your mom is just being put in the ground. It's not a big deal. What's wrong, baby? What's going on? What's wrong? Yo, what the hell? Did you see that open casket? You see that open casket? Dude, your mom's bloated. It's weird.
Bro, why does her body look like that? She's all gross and mangled.
Yo, her eyes look all buggy. It's weird, Kimber. What the hell's going on with you, though? Is it your time of the month or something, Kimber? For real? Is this how it's going to be? You realize we have a play of the day, right? How are you going to fake crying if you keep this up? Gosh! Get it together. Hey, baby, I know that this is probably an act, but you need to get your game face on, okay?
We need to find that letter.
Oh, my God, dude.
So oblivious throughout all of this story. It's like so just fucking oblivious. I love it.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts react to the horror stories?
He walks into a funeral that his girlfriend's mom died and he goes, what's wrong?
bro kyle jesus kember what's wrong kyle is one of the boys he is the most dude bro definitely ever especially he's just like viciously pulling up his like big ass pants and his like like oversized jacket he looks like he looks like that one talking head concert where they have like the giant suits on he's like kember what the hell is your problem
Ladies, I want you to imagine that your mom dies, and then at your funeral, your boyfriend walks in wearing a suit that doesn't fit him and goes, what's wrong with you?
Especially, I walked up, oh my god, what happened?
What? Did someone die around here or something?
Oh my god, did someone else die? Oh, it's just your mom? Your psychopath mom?
Did someone else die? Okay, well, what's wrong? Oh, her? You've had like three days to know about her. Why are you crying over it now?
God, your mom jumped off the roof three days ago. Get over it. God. I love the line, I kicked his foot and shot him a look and said, really? And Kyle bit his lip and he's like, I mean, ah, fuck. I mean, ah, fuck.
Kyle's like, stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the haunted items mentioned?
Yeah.
A classic Kyle line here would be like, well, maybe your mom was a bitch. Maybe people just didn't like her, Kimber. Could that be it? Hey, Kimber, your mom was kind of a bitch, so she's, like, not that crazy, so I don't know, babe. I'm going to go get some cookies over there on the table. I'll be back.
Yo, they got free drinks here. Let's go. Yo, Kimber. Yeah, he's like across the deal. Yo, Kimber, they got tea. They got iced tea and cookies. Do you want some? I know you said it makes you bloated if you have it too early, but can you have it now? I know you're worried about stretch marks, but if you want some chips ahoy, let me know. I know you're like fat and all, but these are pretty good.
I guess you can have one.
He, like, takes out his iPhone and puts it in his pocket. He's just playing Black and Yellow by Wiz Khalifa as loud as it possibly can go.
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Chapter 6: What are the humorous banter moments in the episode?
Yeah, uh-huh.
He's like, you know what it is, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow. Getting snacks and cold cuts at the table. Everything I do, I do it big!
Just a kid interviewer like, ah, you know what it is.
What would be more obnoxious? A 16-year-old listening to Wiz Khalifa, Black and Yellow, or if it was Fetty Wap's Trap Queen. And he has a Beats by Dre pill speaker in his back pocket. It's not even on his phone anymore. He brought a legitimate Bluetooth speaker with him.
That's your girlfriend. I get high with my baby, y'all. That's your girlfriend's mom, Cheryl. Yo, Kimber's dad, the food here is kind of mint, bro.
Yo, Kimber's dad, you shouldn't have got that shitty ass sandwich shop to cater. This shit sucks. Yo, your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude. You didn't pay for that, did you?
She looks awful.
Yeah, she looks like a weird clown, dude. Tell me you did not pay for that. Okay, you didn't?
Okay, cool. What happened to her face? Oh, yeah, the concrete. That's right. Well, you should have put a mask on her or something. My God. Yo, who else thinks we should bring death masks back? Anyone?
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts handle spooky situations?
Yeah, I'm like, hey, what's up, hello? You look pretty as soon as you came in the door.
You know how disrespectful it would be to, like, go to an open casket, look inside, and he was just like, I've been cooking pies with my boyfriend. What?
I'm bored.
I want to listen to music. Yeah, there you go. Exactly. What? I'm bored. I'm bored.
Hey, baby, this is really lame. I'm going to get out of here. Hey, do you guys have, like, an aux cord or something? Yeah, he's got an aux cord. He actually doesn't even have a button-up on. He just has one of those graphic tees you find at, like, Target or Walmart that's, like, a fake. Like, they purposely faded it. It's like a Sega, like, a Sonic shirt or something.
It's like the shirts that Jesse Pinkman would wear in Breaking Bad. They've got all the Thrasher font that says live and die. It goes down to his knees.
Yo, I came here my Sunday's best.
Where are we at? Yeah, yeah, so her mom's dead. Kimber's mom's dead, I think. She's dead. That's all we need to know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Roll credits. As we waited for the service to start, I can't detach the image of Kyle in the corner just eating all the sandwiches.
Way too many open chairs. Definitely there was not a turnout they expected, and there's just this fucking guy walking around the back. What do you mean I can't play my music? Who's going to care? All the people that aren't here. Yeah, he's listening. Now he switches over. He's like, fine, I won't play rap. He puts on Rev Theory. Hell yeah.
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Chapter 8: What insights do they provide about storytelling?
Her mom would have loved this. That shit's funny as fuck.
Oh my gosh. He's just listening to like Impractical Jokers way too loud.
Yeah, Impractical Jokers clips. Yo, Murr, don't pants that little kid.
Ah, geez, guys. I don't want to.
and I would be ripped back into consciousness, terrified. For my entire childhood.
Hold on, to make it easier on us, you want to alternate paragraphs? Sure. Sure, like substantial paragraphs. Like if it's a sentence, then you do another one. Sure, sure, yeah. Yeah, that way it's just more rhythmic or whatever, and neither of us are losing our voice. Because we're in this for the long haul. This isn't a sprint, it's a marathon, right? We've got to pace ourselves.
Yeah, it's a classic tortoise and the hare kind of thing.
Exactly.
You'd be very surprised who wins that race.
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