Mark

Hey, everyone.

Welcome back to another episode of Distractible.

I am today's host because I'm bald and bald people have rights, too.

I found out.

Joined as always by my co-hosts who simulated to disagree with that, Mark and Bob.

Hey, what's up?

Hey, what's up?

How's it going, my haired fellows?

Feeling hairy.

Oh, hair-tastic.

Hair-credible.

Hair-rific.

Hair-rific?

I got my head shaved again, and I'm at the point now where there's so little color left when I get my head and beard shaved that it's like, please, please stay, stay little fella, don't go.

just gotta cut the gray so that it'll slowly erode from a goatee down to a mustache i'm just gonna have this tiny little bit of beer it looks so bad it's just an outline of your lips i've always thought this was the best facial hair call it my extra smoochers wouldn't be a good look i have a little bit of like

A really terrible handlebar.

Anyway, if you've never seen the show before, then I don't know why you tuned into this specific episode, but this is the one you found.

I'm not going to explain the rules today because I'm tired and I don't feel like it.

We're going to jump into small talk.

I have a whole bunch.