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Chapter 1: What is the theme of the 'Faster or Slower?' episode?
Good evening, gentle listener or watcher, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, ball-drooping Bob gives a righteous update, demystifies Mammon's machinations, then asks the fellas to factor fleetness. Woven Wade has a stroke for splashing cash, focuses on faeces, Armageddon, the fiscus, and follicles.
Moderator Mark manifests industrialism and emissions, explains being sprayed, and bogus biopsies. From actively assenting to orifice exploration. Yes! It's time for Faster or Slower. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome to another agreeable episode of the Distractible Podcast, where we all nod in agreement, no matter what is being said. I am your host. My name is Bob. I am hosting because I won the last one. I won the last one by competing in it, which is what Mark and Wade, the other two guys here, will be doing.
And then one of them will win and they'll host and then we'll all just keep nodding. The nodding is an important part of the show. We do this in every episode. 90% of everything we've ever put on the internet involves a lot of nodding.
The listeners never actually knew that this was occurring all the time. This is our first time acknowledging it.
We actually hold up signs that say, viewers, don't tell the stupid listeners about the nodding.
I feel like a pigeon pecking at seeds. Is anyone else going slowly blind?
It's doing something to my vision, yeah.
It is oddly uncomfortable, yeah.
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Chapter 2: Who are the hosts and what is their dynamic?
I love resinettes. I'll print you some resinettes. I'll send them to your house. Show me a video of you eating them. I want the little wrinkly ones. I'll get them real wrinkly for you. But the thing about resin printing is a high barrier to entry, but the quality of print is incredibly higher than what FDM printing, which is just the plastic melted extrusion. It can do...
Pretty much invisible layer lines that can print like actual miniatures for like D&D figures with incredible quality. It would look like you bought it from the store, you know, and you can make them all yourself. And who knows? That's probably how they make them nowadays. But you could do that at home if you can tackle that.
So not only do I want to make an industrial military complex, I want to have fumes pumping out the ceiling. I want like a SimCity ass. like big smoke stack pumping out resin fumes into the sky.
Like every few minutes, a skull and crossbones forms in the fumes that are coming out of the stack on the mark factory.
I want to make a product that you put over like a campfire and it just pumps out a skull and crossbones.
now i will say with fireworks they could probably do that maybe we could do it with smoke i've even been to the webn fireworks cincinnati has a radio station called wbn and they do well you two know but i'm talking for everyone else they do the big fireworks show every september but like they spell out wbn so i'm sure there's a way to do that with smoke
I know that's a real thing, but something about the way you said W-E-B-N made me think you were having some kind of stroke or something.
W-E-B-N? W-E-B-N.
It's just like a human normal. You know what?
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