Bob

That's me.

I wish I could be more purple.

This is as purple as it gets.

Ignore all the stuff behind me that's not purple.

Or that doesn't sound purple.

Well, think about how it feels.

You know, like it's maybe not every time, but when you get that surprise single hair in your mouth and you're like, oh, that's one hair.

An ocean of that.

How dare you manifest that into existence by making it happen physically, not manifesting it at all.

It was in my mouth, you know?

I have weird small talk this week, so I can go first and get out of the way.

And maybe it's not weird.

Maybe I'm undercutting myself, but I had a moment earlier today, I guess, and I don't know if you guys get this, but it's been a tough time, like, generally, like, emotionally.

James is a toddler, and he's been having, struggling with tantrums and, like, pretty normal toddler stuff.

It's been harder than I have expected to deal with on my end.

And I think it stems from I feel very protective of Mandy.

And so when James takes things out on Mandy, that's pretty normal.

That's his mom like that.

But goes from like, oh, he's a toddler.

He's having a hard time to like, don't fucking mess with Mandy.