Bob

Hello and welcome back to another episode of your podcast, Favorite Uncle.

That's right, this is Distractible.

I am your... That's a little early to start it with.

Alright, I'm your host because I won the last one because I was so much funnier than Mark that now he can't handle it and he's being a little baby about everything.

Competitors for today, just like always, are Mark and Wade.

Mark is the one who's going...

Am I right?

Only I'm allowed to be mean to the listeners, okay?

Yeah.

It explains why people treat you so weird.

Anyway, if you've never seen the show before, we just revised the Constitution, which we have one of.

It's not weird.

We have a plethora of new rules, and they're going to be fine.

Alright, uh, Mark, you get a dead point.

Do I get, like, an assassin point?

Wade, you get an assassin point.

Welcome back to another episode.

I have... I'm going to call it a sequel.

It's not really a sequel, but I have a sequel episode here today that I'm really excited about.

And I think it's going to be a fun time.