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Chapter 1: What is the main theme of 'Our Shirts Are Out'?
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Weiner gagging Wade, whops out his tool, rejects modernity, and tasks the trio to identify outdated idioms. Muggle managing Mark, props for Prusa, ocular golden showers, and amazing avatar erections. Heartbroken Bob, needs your love for Lexi, touts battlefield breeding, and suspects Semaphore.
From tragic news to fucking foxes. Yes! It's time for Our Shirts Are Out. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host. Why? Because the wheel favors me. And really, that's pretty much it. Joined as always by my co-hosts, Mark and Bob. Hey boys, how y'all doing? Hi. Hello. I'm good. Great. Did you want more? Did you? Nope. I wanted one word answers only.
You didn't say anything about small talk or anything, but... And one word, how are you? Sad is kind of a downer, but I'm gonna go with sad. Actually. Sad and good. All right, excellent.
Well, if you've never been here before, this is a show where one of us hosts, the other two compete for points, and I don't give them enough time to talk or explain much about what's going on until right now when I say, hey, small talk. Would you like to elaborate on any of the things you've said? Sure. Well, it's confusing because of how time works, right? But right now, we're in the future.
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Chapter 2: What updates does Bob have about Lexi's health?
That's the last episode's thing. Whomsoever is listening or watching this, you're in the future. But right now, it's two days before Lexi has surgery. Lexi is my dog for anyone who doesn't know. And she has a cancerous tumor on her little leg. Honestly, it's been all good news that we took her in for a routine checkup and they were like, well, she's got a little mass on her leg.
And I was like, yep, I asked you to look at that. And they're like, well, we think it's cancer. And it was, but all subsequent tests have been like best case scenario. So it is still needs to be removed. But otherwise, like. No big metastases or anything, and it seems to be a very slow-growing, not very aggressive type of mast cell tumor, I think is what it is.
Anyway, she has a surgery, and it should be fine. She handles anesthesia pretty well. She's otherwise healthy, aside from being 12 years old, but that's been really stressful. She should be fine, but that doesn't really mean anything when you're about to drop off your dog for a big surgery and... So in the future, you'll know if anything happened. I don't know.
I probably won't tweet about it or anything. I don't social media anymore at all, but we'll talk about that next time. But for right now, I'm stressed. I've been trying to be chill about it, but it was really stressful and I don't like it. Feel like a bit of a dick for cutting you off on the sad earlier now.
Yeah, well, I considered not leading with that because that's not the kind of thing we usually do for small talk, but I honestly can hardly think about anything else. So I'm not trying to bring everyone down because honestly, the odds are she'll be perfectly fine and she's not going to like the surgery, but she should recover just fine and not have cancer anymore.
But until it's all done, you know, that means much. This is stressful. That's a pretty big thing. Yeah. I'm rooting for her. I mean, we've known Lexi for a long time. She's a great dog. Just got to see her the other day. So obviously we're all pulling for her. Yeah. You saw her three days ago or whatever, right? She's like totally healthy. Except for a little lump on her leg. Yeah.
And she was laying between us on our little dog bed. And you like, you bumped the dog bed very bravely with your elbow. And she gave you a look like, what the fuck? since she found out what cancer is, she is insufferable. Every, she's like, give me a French fry. You're like, I'm eating. She's like cancer, French fries. Damn dog. You don't even know what that means. I know it gets me French fries.
So come on.
Oh, well, I'm sorry about that.
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Chapter 3: How is Wade adapting to managerial roles?
didn't you read the the fine print before clicking watch but it's crazy because all this is becoming more accessible even 3d printing is becoming more accessible now i'm not sponsored by them and i don't even know how good this is or how bad it is or unreliable but a company called elegoo you guys know about elegoo obviously yeah i didn't know i didn't know about elegoo until i saw this insert something with gwyneth paltrow and elegoop joke that's funny
Give yourself points for that one, buddy. Yeah, man. Guys, I'm winning right now. Editors, make three copies of me.
All right, thank you.
Blow up the other two. Back to one. Elu made this 3D printer that's a lot like the Bamboo Lab that I have, which costs like $1,200 for $300.
An enormous drop in price. And it has the same build volume. It's probably not as fast, but it's the same type of printer.
And it's just, it's probably not as... get able to get the temperatures like as precisely controlled. I bet there's some shortcomings there. It's cheaper. It's 300 bucks though versus 1200. That's 25% the price. You could buy four of those for one of the bamboo labs. Yeah. If you couldn't afford one for 1200, you can definitely afford four for 1200. Yes, exactly.
Why buy one when you can buy four? Also Prusa. That's basically a business. It is. It is. Deeper than a PC nowadays. Prusa, which is a company that's like very famous for kind of like helping build the 3D printing landscape. They made Prusa Slicer, which is like, I think the backbones of a lot of slicers for other 3D printers.
And it's like they are also coming out with one that is competing with the Bamboo Lab in terms of price called the Core something something. Prusa. Hey. Elegoo, you can sit aside. Prusa. We play favorites here. Yeah, I'll play favorites to whoever gives me stuff. Give. We're desperate. Would you like a 3D printer? Wade, what would you print? Oh.
When I forget my slippers upstairs, maybe I'd print a pair to go back up. Wade, I honestly think given the state of technology, even you could successfully 3D print something. If you got a 3D printer that you didn't need to set up. Oh, I could. Listen. You can use AI to generate 3D imagery now. I could. I'm smart enough to do it.
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Chapter 4: Are 3D printers becoming more accessible?
This is unrelated, but I was at Skyline the other day with Molly, and I was eating a cheese coney. What does this have to do with this? How is this going to have to do with this? I was down to like my last bite of cheese, Coney, so there's a little bit of bread and chili cheese, whatever, and the hot dog, a little bit of hot dog left.
I went to take a bite, and I don't know if I always do this or if I just happen to forget how to eat for a second, but I kind of like, not Stanley Steamer, I kind of like vacuumed in the last bite, and I sucked that last bit of hot dog right out of the bun, and it flew back and hit me in the back of the throat, and I like immediately gagged and choked,
But then I found it hilarious because I gagged on a wiener and I laughed while I was choking. Anyway, that happened.
That's great. You Stanley steamered that thing right out of there.
The old Stanley steamer. The old Stanley steamer made carpet suck. I don't know.
Stanley steamer.
I'm so just lost now. What is happening? What does it mean to take the egg? Oh, that's right. When you said it's a tactic, Mark, I thought you stole my answer. I'm not going to lie, but you didn't. It is a tactic, but it's actually more of a rallying cry. It's not a very specific tactic. It's a battlefield thing.
Throughout history, men with power, who are the type of men who lead militaries, have been obsessed with lineage, right? And so it's sort of a saying that's derived from like, you take the egg as in like, make a son. You take the egg and you make an heir or whatever. But on the battlefield, taking the egg means taking the objective.
Because that's the highest objective that you aspire to, is to make another son. All the sons. Everything is conquest in their eyes. As it should be. Everything is about power. Everything is about conquest. It's a thing. It's a real thing. Oh, yeah. So this is that lords on the battlefield used to just scream this as they were mounting a charge toward the enemy. Just like, take the egg!
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Chapter 5: What idioms are discussed in 'Bring Em Back 2'?
That's what I was thinking in my head. That's so much more thoughts than the last one where you were just trying not to say soap or eyes. He's learning. I wonder if soapy-eyed means just like the general glaze of drunkenness probably, like kind of. Yeah, that makes so much sense. Yeah, it does. Still stupid, though. I'm not using that one. Yeah.
This one's going to take some explaining from all of us, I think, together, but here we go. Mark. And the bear got him and full of moist. What? And the bear got him and full of moist. Did you accidentally delete some words out of that one or? I kept rereading it thinking maybe I did, but no. Okay, I will say this is a continuation from the last one, but go ahead.
I don't know how, but I do, but I don't know how, but.
Okay, I got it. I got it. You're talking about your wingman from the night before was helping you out, went home with the friend who was playing defense and then fell in love, married, happily ever after. The bear got him. And then moist. What was the other half of that?
Full of moist. Full of moist. Yeah, I'm guessing this is related to the hotter than Dutch love and harvest. But you know, Dutch love, air got them full of moist. It all could connect. Yeah, when you say it all together, I totally understand what it is. This is having to do with temperature, obviously.
And if it's hotter than Dutch love and harvest, but then it's cooling off because it's going into the evening time. And then the bear got them and full of moist. So it's like, yeah, it's hot during the day, but at least it cools off when the sun goes down. I have the definition. Let me read you the two definitions back to back.
People needed a lot of ways to describe excessive heat in the days before air conditioning. One phrase was hotter than Dutch love and harvest. And the bear got him in full of moist. You might also hear the bear got him. The bear in this case was heat stroke and full of moist. No explanation on that part? Nope. That's all I got. I feel like that's lacking.
Yeah, we don't need to bring that one back. This one's probably pretty self-explanatory. Bob hot as a half-fucked fox in a forest fire. Yeah, I mean, that's a messed up way to talk about it, I guess. But that's probably when something is so hot that it would burn your hand if you reached out and touched it.
Because if you reached out and touched a half-fucked fox in a forest fire, it would probably burn your hand skin if you were in that situation. Your hand skin, if you're... Not that kind of thing. Everyone has hand skin. Don't give me that. Most people have hand skin. I won't generalize.
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Chapter 6: What is the meaning of 'giggle mug' and 'whooper-ups'?
Wade, do you know about that?
Oh, yeah. Eruption in the streets and an eruption in the sheet. When you're done, you hop off his kadoova. It's like an erection. I know, actually, you could also use that at work. Like if your boss is giving you a hard time, be like, hey, get off my Kadoova. Guy's been riding my chump. Bob, I think I got to give you this one.
It wasn't exactly right, but it's someone who's acting a little bonkers. And if someone is off of their whatever. I got that gorilla grip Kadoova. It's actually rebranded in Australia as Koala Grip, but same idea. We're stopping there. We've done it. That's it. I've got so many more. We'll come back again one day, but I thought it was pretty good. I'm going to tally up the points.
Bob, I'm going to read your points first. That's probably a good sign. You got points for we're rooting for Lexi, because we are. Take the Egg, Rain Napper, Drunk, Cold, Kadoova, and Hot Fox. What? Hotter than a fox in the whatever. You got points for that one. Oh, okay. Right, right. Mark, you got points for Not That I Don't Mind. You're double negative there. That's capitalism, baby.
You also got points for drunk. Hot. Cold. Erection. Gives a body the flesh creep. I think I wrote shirt butt. Shirt butt? Shirt out. That's an O. That's a lot of things. Yeah, but you got extra points for Lexi. Oh, all right. Mark, you got a total of eight points. Bob, you also got a total of eight points. This is pre-wheel. We're currently sitting in a tie. How many wheels are we doing?
Interesting.
Can you do that right before the wheel goes? Just start stripping as like a last ditch effort? Like, I gotta win this. Because I feel like right now I'm actually the one who's wearing the least. But between you two, I don't know. Because Bob's got an undershirt, but you've got a jacket. I'm wearing shorts. I'm wearing socks. I could take off everything below the waist. Do you have socks on, Mark?
No socks, no socks. You guys might, you might be ahead then by the socks. All right, cool. All right, well, there's 14 options, so it's not, listen. Oh, I forgot to read my points. I got points for Slay, S-L-A, because I said I didn't, I deserved points last episode for him and didn't get them, so I gave myself a point. And I got a point for Ella Goop. Sure, sure, sure.
All right, are we ready for our one spin? Yeah, I'm ready. Come on, tallest. Oh, no. Most locked in. I don't think I was very locked in this episode, I'm pretty sure. It's kind of a competition between us to see who was least locked in, because I feel like I was also in and out a little bit.
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