Distractible

Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo

22 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of ...

Squid Game (Even Too-er)

19 Dec 2025

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The cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game. Reserve your tic...

Size Matters (Part 2)

15 Dec 2025

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The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in ...

Will It Into Existence

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE t...

Get More Faster

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Distracti-menu specials for tonight are PB & J sandwiches and boiled eggs. And wait until you see what's for dessert... Reserve your ticket now a...

Best of Bald (Compilation)

05 Dec 2025

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No freak flags are flying around these parts, cause this is the baldest compilation in the wilderness! Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a stor...

Best of Henry (Compilation)

01 Dec 2025

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A compilation dedicated to some of Henry's most memorable mentions from the podcast. Rest In Peace, Henry. Order now at pandaexpress.com or a stor...

Anything Goes (Part 3)

28 Nov 2025

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Alternate Title: "Wade Struggles For 45 Minutes." Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more ab...

Wade's/Bob’s/Mandy’s Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)

24 Nov 2025

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Step aside Bob, there's a shiny new word-smith in town. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Watch...

King of the Friend Zone

21 Nov 2025

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Having a midlife crisis? Don't worry, the guys will make it all go away... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com...

Please Laugh

17 Nov 2025

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Listeners, you're responsible for this... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your a...

Bob's Top 5 (#2 Will Shock You!)

14 Nov 2025

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He's making a list, and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's bald or lacks height. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Lea...

Best of Mark: Part 1 (Compilation)

10 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to relax with a copy of Penthouse Forum and plate of cannolis, because this compilation is all about the moon man himself, Mark. Get set ...

Best of Bob: Part 1 (Compilation)

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If the "Distractible Vault" was a fridge, it would be stocked up with only the best bite-sized moments of our favorite dad, wordsmith, and mechanic, B...

Best of Wade: Part 1 (Compilation)

03 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time once again to venture into "The Distractible Vault" to retrieve some of the most bald, car-less, and boat-loving moments of the King of Meat...

Viewer Discretion Is Advised

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

View and listen with caution, because no amount of discretion is guaranteed to keep frog swallowing mouse nut babies at bay... especially tonight... ...

World Record (Today)

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hiii... Experience all-out warfare. Battlefield 6 is available now. Learn more at ⁠uber.com/onourway⁠ A Spotify Podcast. Learn more about yo...

Nah, I'd Lose

24 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Not all battles are worth winning. Experience all-out warfare. Battlefield 6 is available now. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about ...

The Oxford 3000

20 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bob returns with another word game that is guaranteed to absolutely destroy Mark and Wade's egos. Experience all-out warfare. Battlefield 6 is avai...

The Cursed Episode

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Wade continues to keep the spoopy season in gear by hosting a discussion about bald-chilling curses and legends. Experience all-out warfare. Battlefi...

In This Game... Only Letters, Friends!

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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Three Sentence Horror Stories

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Make sure you got the scary tape handy, because you'll need to keep your hairs from standing after this spoopy episode. Experience all-out warfare....

A Harrowing Journey

06 Oct 2025

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Before Wade hosts a game of "Would You Rather," Mark proves that the journey from Ohio isn't always a happy one. Learn more at uber.com/onourway ...

Wade Has An Interest

03 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What happens on the Distracti-couch, stays on the Distracti-couch. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choi...

The Pee Covered Episode

30 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are finally back together again in Ohio, ready to let their streams of consciousness flow out in person. And from the looks of their streams,...

Shame, Shame, Shame

26 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A walk of atonement is in order for the long list of people that Mark, Bob, and Wade have deemed the most shameful. Get set up quick and connect t...

For Folk's Sake

22 Sep 2025

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The guys prove that being an adult doesn't keep spoopy characters from attacking if you're naughty. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speed...

Bob's One Man Show

19 Sep 2025

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The spotlight gets turned over to Bob as he performs a one man show, written just for him by Mark and Wade. Get set up quick and connect to their fa...

Let's Get Deep

15 Sep 2025

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Bob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ...

Anything Goes (Part 2)

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark returns from his weekly hospital trip to warn us all about the dangers of eating vegetables. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds....

What The Hell Is That?

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

MERCH IS OFFICIALLY BACK: https://distractible.shop/ Bob shares his big diction energy with Mark and Wade in his obscure word guessing game. Get set...

Legend of The Monkey's Paw (Part 2)

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another unsolved mystery that started with $10,000 and ended in a knife fight. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Visit www.rocketm...

Drama Alarm

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Distractible hosts are ready to take down the other chart-topping podcasts and reclaim their rightful position to number one. Get set up quick...

Hide The Penny (Part 2)

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You know it's time to search for pennies when Mark strips down and Wade starts speaking French. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit...

Legend of The Monkey's Paw

25 Aug 2025

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The curse of the monkey themed episodes continues to linger as Wade gives Mark and Bob some profound choices to make. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. ...

Hinged or Unhinged

22 Aug 2025

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No more monkey-ing around, we have bigger fish to fry... then place in the restaurant bathroom. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit...

Draw or Die

18 Aug 2025

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Mark challenges Bob and Wade to draw for their lives in this Pictionary style game. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com...

Hot Takes, Cold Truths

15 Aug 2025

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Chef Wade Ramsay orders competitors Mark and Bob to the kitchen to cook up some cold-cut truths and sizzlin' hot takes. Shopping. Streaming. Savi...

Size Matters

11 Aug 2025

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Mark puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test to see how they can make famous quotes. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.co...

Record Setting Guessing

08 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Distractible has officially set the record for World's Best Dad, World's Baldest, and World's Shortest. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prim...

Fourth of Poo-gust

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guys pop a squat and push out some topics for this steaming hot August episode. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com...

Devil's Advocate (Part 2)

01 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the devil once again to come collect what's owed to him: a strong argument. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon...

Oregon Trail

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

3 men, one trail, and a whole lot of dysentery and grandfather clocks. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. ...

I Miss The Old Distractible (Part 2)

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Back in my day, it used to cost only five cents to watch Mark, Bob, and Wade talk about maggots, beavers, and feces. This episode is brought to you...

Wade Lied To Us

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can we ever really trust Wade though? Anyone with that amount of shine is sure to have his secrets. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater...

Don't Google Pin Buttock

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"Bard" Bob doth take Wadeiam Shakespeare and Markbeth out for a night at the theatre. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminw...

I See Two Paths

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Look no further, you've come to the right place to gain sacred knowledge about crows, plants, geese, and zombies. This episode is brought to you by v...

I Miss The Old Distractible

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I liked Distractible before it was cool. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices...

Fourth of Poo-ly

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What's more American than releasing a 4th of July special 3 days after the 4th of July? This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitami...

I Farted During This Episode

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How well do the guys know their own show? Also, do you smell something... This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. ...

Gaming News

30 Jun 2025

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Three "expert" gamers share their "expertise" on the past, present, and future of the gaming world. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. ...

20 "Simple" Questions

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's been quite some time since Bob last decided torture Mark and Wade with trivia. Let's fix that right now. This episode is brought to you by vita...

Frog Sticks!

23 Jun 2025

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What do frogs, cluckin', Franz Ferdinand, and loud moans all have in common? Just ask Wade... This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a ...

Sisyphean (Sis-uh-fee-uhn)

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bob and Wade must carry the weight of Mark's game on their shoulders. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. L...

Nah, I'd Win (Part 4)

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone's favorite role-playing game just got a whole lot more bald. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Lea...

They've Gone Too Far!

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If the tech ain't broke, don't fix it. Unless you're Wade, in which case everything is broken. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a...

Sometimes We Just Chat

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What's better than this? Guys being dudes. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get ...

Somehow, Even More Broken News

06 Jun 2025

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The number one trusted news source for pregnant people, meat puppets, and parrots is back! This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a ...

Bob's Small, Even Dumber Word Game

02 Jun 2025

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The guys play a word game so dumb, even a mechanic fixing Wade's plumbing could do it. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitami...

We Hate These States

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Yankee Doodle Daddies decide to do some long needed gerrymandering. DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V...

Peekaboo!

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chef Wade is back in the kitchen serving up some more hot and steamy euphemisms, with a side of red onions and corn off the cob. DOOM: The Dark Ages...

Don't Get Me Started

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is Mark's masochism, Bob's parental instinct, and Wade's Scottish accent enough to take down 100 gorillas? And we're only getting started... DOOM: ...

A Disgusting Episode

19 May 2025

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Well, that was gross... DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Download the Rocket Money app now, and tell them ...

Mark's Big Dumb Word Game

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark wreaks revenge and havoc on Bob and Wade for all those definitely, totally not deserved losses. DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available ...

Three Word Sales Pitch

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Just because we don't have merch right now, doesn't mean we still can't try to sell you stuff! DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: b...

idk, some "Q"s

09 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

W asks B & M some grade A "Q"s. DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more ab...

Who Is Us?

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

All of the Distractible crossovers you've dreamt off, jam-packed into one episode! DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3...

Weird (Part 4)

02 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can Wade sneak his oozing and thronging weirdness past Mark and Bob? DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Learn mo...

The Even More Perfecter Crime

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Markiplier presents, "A Heist with Bob & Wade." This episode is brought to you by Degree Deodorant. Grab the original Cool Rush at Walmart or Target ...

Dippy Dawg Does Dunkirk

25 Apr 2025

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The greatest public domain story ever told finally comes to the big screen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Perfecter Crime

21 Apr 2025

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Orange Is The New Distract. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade Screws Up At 47 Minutes

18 Apr 2025

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Wade may have screwed up, but at least he's got the voice of an absolute angel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Even More Broken News

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The internet's most reliable news source is back, but maybe not better than ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Slice of Life

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Distractible Time Machine™ is still running, and this time Wade is in the driver's seat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices....

Nah, I'd Win (Part 3)

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD, large quantities of beans and hyperventilation. This episode is brought to you by Walmart Subscriptions. Groceries and essen...

Distractible Travel Guide: Cincinnati

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The dudes are bringing it back home with this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Animal Noises Too

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is brought to you by Walmart Subscriptions. Groceries and essentials, delivered on repeat. Welcome to your Walmart. Old Mark-plier had a...

Faster or Slower?

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Whether you like it fast or slow, Distractible is here to satisfy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Illegal Advice Too

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be ...

The Best, The Worst

21 Mar 2025

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For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We've Never Done This Before

17 Mar 2025

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Look at my ice! It's time for some good ol' fashioned icebreakers with Bob! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our Shirts Are Out

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A moist bear and a hot fox, both with soapy eyes, walk into a bar in Australia. One orders a "Kadoova", the other orders a "Chump." And let me tell ya...

September 10th

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Keep your hands, arms, feet, Pokémon and Blockbuster cards inside Mark's time machine at all times. And remember, every action has an equal and oppos...

Hide The Penny

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For the price of one penny, you could have all the toy trains, crusty socks, and dead bodies imaginable! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...

Right In The Sauce Box

03 Mar 2025

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Things are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup. Learn...

Who Want Million?

28 Feb 2025

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I want million, you want million, we all want million! (Celebrity guest appearances by Bob's Dad and Benjamin Franklin.) Learn more about your ad choi...

When Was That Again?

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

When is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?...

Mark's One Man Show

21 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark's life flashes before his very eyes, at the whim of Bob and Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Council of Distractible (Part 2)

17 Feb 2025

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The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution." Learn more about your ad choices....

Mark Prepared For This

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoice...

WordPad Broke

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets. Learn more about your...

Acronyms, But Better

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Big Dog Energy

03 Feb 2025

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No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podc...

More Broken News

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Wade gets himself canceled. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Order Matters Too

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled t...

There's An Easter Egg At 43:51

24 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks

20 Jan 2025

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Donate to the LA Wildfire Relief: https://tiltify.com/@tiltify-impact-fund/lawildfires. As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade st...

Where Am I?!

10 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greec...

The Distractible Paradox

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between ...

Time and Stuff

03 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices