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Chapter 1: What is the Three Word Sales Pitch game?
I didn't do anything else. I think Friday, Saturday and Sunday don't exist anymore for me. I don't know what happened those three days. What does that mean?
I can't remember. Like you're so busy or like you don't get out of bed. I just can't remember those three days. You must exist.
I mean, you don't have to exist. I just sort of assume that you do. I think I do. I just I don't recall those days.
I feel like you should see a doctor about that if you just got sudden days.
You know what? I did have one thing I remember now. Not last night, night before. I had this weird nightmare. I've never had one quite like it. The actual nightmare itself was relatively boring, right? I was in a house, and there was a teenage...
mutant ninja turtle no no just like a boy you're right it is boring go on he's like you have to help me my parents something's happened and i go to help him somehow i'm in their like house i'm upstairs in their house and he's like coming to me like i need to help them and they're like zombies or some kind of whatever and i go to help but it turns out he was also one but he was just like playing like he was still fine and he killed me and i kind of like woke up like
you know like you do when you die in a nightmare try to go back to sleep the same dream but i tried to help in a different way woke up after dying and like four or five times i had the same dream where i was aware that i was having the same dream i was like well i gotta approach it a different way four of me are already dead like there's only so many more of me left
and it got me thinking about like uh I don't know what if there's like a central you and a whole bunch of you's in other universes and when something happens to them something happens like the main one where he loses part of himself or something and I was just like having trouble sleeping because I was like thinking about this but also the nightmare and then there was this really loud annoying noise outside I got like no sleep that night
what was the what was the noise what was the outside noise wait never figured it out how long did the noise go on you didn't like look out the window or something well it sounded like it was like construction like down the road or something's what it sounded like just just throw out there like and all night there was this horrible screeching outside of our window anyway no it was like a weird really noise far enough away where i knew it wasn't my problem but it was close enough where it was annoying
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Chapter 2: How does the Three Word Sales Pitch game work?
I've never had a dream where I've approached it from different ways like either you have the same nightmare or you have I don't know this was like thematic like back here again like Groundhog Day nightmare I've never had it like that sounds kind of like you're having nightmares about all the different ways your house is trying to kill you and destroy your life and all the different ways you've tried to fix it and not succeeded somehow oh mm-hmm analyzed well interesting small talk
Almost as interesting as Mark's small talk that he definitely said out loud and I didn't just make up in my head. Look, I did stuff. Oh, wow.
There's a purple light. Oh.
Whoa. It's actively currently three-dimensionally printing. Look at that. Is that a Prusa? It's the cheapest one that they sold on monoprice.com three years ago. It's an MP Select V3. The print area is almost four inches cubed. It means I can almost print something that's of a usable size. No, I am. I'm sort of just getting back into the hobby now, and I'm going to buy something new long term.
But I'm like, I might as well practice. I've got this little guy, and he says it was a bitch and a half to get him working. He sat for two years because he sat after we moved, and it does not automatically level its own bed. Yeah, do that shit by turning set screws. And God was that miserable. But it's very level now. And it's printing pretty well.
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Chapter 3: What are the first three word prompts and pitches?
Also, originally I was using filament that I bought three years ago when I bought the thing. Turns out that's not good for filament. It was not in an airtight anything. It was just a roll of filament that's been kicking around my house and moved across the country. I think it had a little humidity and possibly bugs in it. And the printer didn't care for that. But anyway, you know.
3D printing stuff. It's fun. I'm like you, Mark. I make things, you know?
I actually, it's funny because all the 3D printers that Prusa has sent are here and set up. And it was only after all of them were out of the box and set up that I remembered, oh yeah, I was supposed to film some of that. And then I looked at all of them finished and I'm like...
Ah, shit. Start taking them apart.
No, I'm going to put one fully assembled in a box and I'm going to be just like... I'm going to do it in, like, fusion or something. I'll just have, like, constant... Just, like, printer after printer coming up out of it. Like, wow, look at this.
Just take one box and, like, hold it up like a box of cereal and, like, dump all of them out all at once. Probably a big box.
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Chapter 4: What are some funny references and banter about the pitches?
I'll have Lixian do that. Just...
Just film yourself just doing that with nothing else. Be like, hey, Lexi, can you make the printers fall out and then bounce around and land in their spots where they are? It's so easy. Can you just, okay, for once?
Just edit Mark putting one together. This is what editors are all about. Bob, I'm going to dump a box of 3D printers on your head. So here we go. Oh. Oh, they're smacking you in the face. Please don't put a big penis in front of me, please.
As long as it's so big you can't tell exactly if it is or isn't a penis, we probably won't even get in trouble. Mark, you get a jorkin' it point. I miss our old Minecraft streams. Did we do that a lot in Minecraft? I guess we did make Smokey the Bear with a huge penis coming out of his black leather thong. You know how many times we tried to do penis cannons?
Oh, that was a thing we did a lot, wasn't it? And it only worked the last time when we cheated, because literally we had Zombie or whoever on the server just, like, make one that worked. And we showed up to it, and it worked. That poor man. We're just like, Zombie!
We need a working penis cannon!
I cannot imagine why he ever agreed to let us come back or continue to participate in all of that bullshit. But he was a trooper, and we would have had nothing without him. I mean, we would have figured it out, but, you know. No. We're intelligent. We were drunk. Good at stuff when you're drunk.
That's true. Wait, you're the host. Yeah. Ah, there it is. By the way, I didn't kill someone. And this isn't like a fresh tattoo or something. This is just a scratch that happens to be in the shape of a teardrop right by my eye. I didn't kill anybody.
Keep saying that. It sounds more true every time you say it vehemently. Is that what that means? I thought it was a thing mimes did.
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Chapter 5: What are the second set of three word prompts and pitches?
Chapter 6: How do the hosts discuss movies and theater experiences?
Imagine it. Oh my god, it's working.
I'm envisionationating, is what I call it. Something happened. Anyway, good small talk, Mark.
Gamer's the one with Gerard Butler and Dexter, right? And Michael C. Hall.
I don't know why I remember their names. I'm really bad at names.
I never remember Michael C. Hall.
For a movie that I barely watched, like I watched passively, I really remember that movie a lot. I don't know why. Alright.
There's something about it that really... I've seen it once. I watched it on an airplane, and it was one of those where I was like, ugh, what's on here? And I just watched it literally because I was bored on an airplane. And I also remember huge chunks of that movie for no apparent reason.
I remember them going face-to-face. Cable. Castle. And then Michael C. Hall starts singing the Under Your Skin song. The dance at the end. Yeah. Yeah.
I don't think that's how they dance, but, you know. No, no, that was it. That was it.
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Chapter 7: What are the hosts' recent personal updates and experiences?
It would work for Pulp Fiction because the Pulp Fiction starts with the radio. They're scanning the radio and you just, one of them is just the Star Wars theme and it just starts and you do the whole thing. And then it's like, and then it goes right into the, you don't have to change the movie. You just cut that in at the beginning.
God, I've not seen that movie in so long. I thought the opening scene was in the restaurant. That is not the opening scene. I don't think. Is it? No.
yes no it's in the it's in the car right on the they're on the way to the guy who has the burger i believe you it's just also been like 20 years for me well now you're making me question my reality i'm gonna give you a point for that i think the quiet place should open that way
They show the orchestra and it's just subtitles. It's like subdued trumpet. No, no, it's full on. Just like you get a nice, quiet, you know, landscape. You've seen set. And then all the monsters come running. So it's like it shows you if there's noise.
That would kind of work, though. It does the whole crawl into space. And then it slowly like pans down to the planet and zooms in. And right as it's zooming in and the strings are all...
and it like fades out and it's just quiet for the whole rest of everything this works with every movie this is a great idea thank you it was wade's but i'll take credit mark agrees it's such a good idea it's his now all right i mean who am i to argue with the host is mark the host now too well no you just said that it was his idea now so i said that he said that it's his idea well i agree with you i'm glad we can agree on something
I didn't do anything else. I think Friday, Saturday and Sunday don't exist anymore for me. I don't know what happened those three days. What does that mean?
I can't remember. Like you're so busy or like you don't get out of bed. I just can't remember those three days. You must exist.
I mean, you don't have to exist. I just sort of assume that you do. I think I do. I just I don't recall those days.
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Chapter 8: What are the challenges faced with 3D printing and related humor?
As long as it's so big you can't tell exactly if it is or isn't a penis, we probably won't even get in trouble. Mark, you get a jorkin' it point. I miss our old Minecraft streams. Did we do that a lot in Minecraft? I guess we did make Smokey the Bear with a huge penis coming out of his black leather thong. You know how many times we tried to do penis cannons?
Oh, that was a thing we did a lot, wasn't it? And it only worked the last time when we cheated, because literally we had Zombie or whoever on the server just, like, make one that worked. And we showed up to it, and it worked. That poor man. We're just like, Zombie!
We need a working penis cannon!
I cannot imagine why he ever agreed to let us come back or continue to participate in all of that bullshit. But he was a trooper, and we would have had nothing without him. I mean, we would have figured it out, but, you know. No. We're intelligent. We were drunk. Good at stuff when you're drunk.
That's true. Wait, you're the host. Yeah. Ah, there it is. By the way, I didn't kill someone. And this isn't like a fresh tattoo or something. This is just a scratch that happens to be in the shape of a teardrop right by my eye. I didn't kill anybody.
Keep saying that. It sounds more true every time you say it vehemently. Is that what that means? I thought it was a thing mimes did.
Yes, they're both true.
One meaning of, I think, the teardrop tattoo is in some gang cultures or some specific cultures that you get one for each person you kill or something. At least that's what TV tells me. One for each movie that made me cry. Yeah, you should definitely get... Start getting those.
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