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Chapter 1: What are the extreme low prices at Action?
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Chapter 2: Who is the host of today's episode?
Kleine Preise, große Freude. Guten Abend, verehrter Hörer, und willkommen zu Distractable. In diesem Episode... Boode Bob, der italienische Stallion, entdeckt die Cannons von Cannoli, konfrontiert Alexa und fragt seine Brüder um ihre Präferenzen. Wawa Wade packt Soda, macht es feucht, aber liebt es dick, gelegelt, gelegelt und geschäft.
Mazaran Mark konsumiert ein McTriple, hasst Horrendous Houdini, aber will es cremig. From Mr. Beast to Stuffed Wallets. It's time for Wade is Sopping. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Chapter 3: What does Wade think about Soda?
Hello everyone and welcome back to the world's favorite podcast. This is Distractful. I'm your host for today. My name is Bob. I am the host because I won the last one. And just like in every episode, I, the host, will be hosting and my two other friends, co-hosts, competitors will be trying to see who earns the right to host the next episode that comes after this one, if there is one.
Which there will be. Because there always is. Anyway, my two friends. Mark it away. Say hi guys. Hi. Are you booing both of you or just Wade? I'm booing everything in the general vicinity. Oh, okay. You've never seen this show before. That's how it works. I'm the host. I give out points, which I have to write down on paper, which I have in this book, which I will write in.
Chapter 4: What dining experiences did Bob have at Soto?
And then they don't matter and they're all bullshit. But the winner is very important and carefully calculated. But before we get into the idea that I have for the episode today, a small talk. How's it going? Oh, can I just say two words, one syllable? No, two syllables, one word. Soto. What? Soto. Soto. I think he's cursing us. An Italian place down in Cincinnati, in a restaurant. It's so good.
Oh yeah, wait, I almost went there once. Oh man, you gotta go. It's so good. Es ist so, dass sie frische Pasta machen, oder sie machen ihre Pasta im Haus. Also macht Olive Garden...
No, they don't. No, they don't.
I don't know, man. The Cacio e Pepe. The Cappalacci. Cappalacci? Cappalacci? Cacio e Pipi. You guys want some Cappalacci? I'm one third Sicilian. Catch your Pipi, the Cappalacci, the Bistecca. I'm sorry, what? That's just literally steak, but it's so good. That's what Mr. Beast did when he released Lunchly. He made a Bistecca. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Out here firing shots.
See, I was making a joke and just molded into a better one. Molded into a better one. No respect for other YouTubers here. They just go after each other all the time. That's right, we're starting with who? MrBeast? Oh, why would you disparage him? Oh, disparage. I was like, why would you just marriage him? I was like, what? That's right, MrBeast and I are going steady.
By that I mean we stripped straight to marriage. Hey, Bob, I'm great, man. So there's good food.
Italian? Very good. Tasty.
Did you have some wine with your food? I did have some wine. I had a couple of glasses. Not gonna lie, it was good. I had some Moscato d'Asti. I'm not Italian. I'm Ohioan, so pardon my English. I'm one-third Ohioan. We speak our own special language. It's very good though. If you ever find yourself in Cincinnati and you book a reservation two or three months in advance, very delicious.
Pricey, but good. We had six people. We ordered nine pastas. Ate them all. We had three of the bread appetizers. We had the steak. Very expensive too. And then we had three desserts that we split. God dang. The donuts. They have a donut dessert. Three dipping sauce. Oh my god, the caramel. Oh. You know, Donuts are the very Italian dessert. These are Italian because they're served at Soto.
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Chapter 5: How does Wade react to Italian cuisine?
Sovereign territory of Italy. Were they called Donuts or were they called like, what's it, isn't it Zeppoli? Isn't that like Italian Donuts? It's like deep fried. I think they were called Ricotta Donuts. I see. I see. And never a more American thing has been said on this podcast. But it's so good. Don't let me ruin it for you. Somehow you did. I never want to go to Soto.
I want one of those Bistecas and some Italian Donuts. Chip chop. You got to serve lunchly here.
You got any of that Moscato D'Asti? Anyway, that sounds fun. That's a good dinner. That's definitely a place I hope Mandy and I get to go at some point here. That's nice. Only downside is we got seated right under a speaker and they had the music a little loud that night. And boy, were we reading lips because we couldn't hear a damn thing.
Just three and a half hours of... No other song plays the whole time. It's how you know it's Italian. I don't remember what songs we were playing, but man, were we just like... What? A lot. Where we were just like, I think I know. This place does not sound good to go to. We had the only table that I could see that was directly under a speaker. All the other speakers, hidden.
You know you can ask them about that. We did. And they said that as more people come in throughout the night, they turn the volume up more. So they kind of were like, yeah, if you think it's loud now, just wait. We can't hear. They're like... And they left. But the food? Worth it. You just went to Dick's last stand, last resort. Dick's last stand, you know.
That was literally the response we got to like, hey, the music's a little loud. Hey, if you think it's loud now, just wait. We crank that shit way up later. Why though? I don't know. I just imagine if you get the last round of reservations, you could see that 9 o'clock and your waiter comes like, Hello!
Would you guys like tap water or sparkling? We have spark... What? !
cool restaurant dude if it gets much louder you just be sitting there like foaming at the mouth from like your ears exploding you sit down at the table and it's like you're in a helicopter the way it puts on a pair of headphones and is like under your seats this is how we communicate because it's so loud we don't control that not a bad idea actually to have those Well, that sounds really fun.
Despite my description, always one of the biggest hits is to go to Soto. It is very, very good. Mixed bag on that review. Never had that seat before. Hope I never get that seat again. Everywhere else I've sat, great. But if you're right by the wine hole, you might be by the speaker. Ist das das Loch, in dem sie die Ladeln reißen, um das Hauswein rauszuholen?
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Chapter 6: What is the Houdini software problem discussed?
Oof. Huh.
Anyway, I have a game. I've been apparently word games is what I'm into now. So we're playing another word game, everybody. I did one of those. I'm down. The game itself is fairly simple, so I'm hoping there's going to be a lot of discussion. Basically, the burden's on you guys to make this episode work. I'm ready. It's normal.
But the game is, you only have to come up with one word at a time, basically. You could come up with more. But I have a bunch of phrases that are in the vein of I like my women like I like my coffee.
strong or whatever right there's this that's the structure i like my blank like i like my blank and then it's a competition between you guys to see who can come up with the best response that completes the saying and it can be funny or it can be accurate could be scary everything's on the table but where it's gonna be like a back and forth where it's like We can talk about it.
You can help each other if you want, but there's gonna be one final answer for each one that's like the winning answer. But it's easy. Do we need to keep track of any of these words? No. Got it all up here, baby. Yeah, this is not 20 easy questions. Don't worry. Bonus point. Oh, I can't remember the question. I have the bonus point. What was that treaty? Remember? The treaty?
We talked about it a bunch. It was real funny. Oh, God. What was that treaty? If one of you guys can remember. Treaty of Westphalia. There you go. Mark wins the bonus point. Ah! I thought it was Winnebago. Bob, give me one. I got it. I got it. The wall. Whose wall? What wall? Hadrian. Thank you, Hadrian. That was for me. That was a toss-up. Hadrian. Wade gets the point, I guess. Aw, man.
Thanks, Mark, for cheating for me. Hagrid's wall. Eureka's castle. What? Was castle one of them? No. What element is tungsten? Das war's.
Es ist Tungsten! Okay, nein. Mark bekommt den Tungsten-Punkt. Das ist wahr.
Wait, I feel like you might just want to quit this game while you're ahead. I'm not ahead, but yeah, let's quit. I'll start off easy, question mark. I like my coffee like I like my vacations. Mark, you go first. Wade, you go first. Out of fairness, since he got his ass beat at the trivia questions just now. Wade, you go first. Hot and steamy. Hot and steamy vacation is good, like Tropical Island.
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Chapter 7: What word game does Bob introduce?
We don't have to worry about wood. We have complete and sexy is the current line. But that's cool. It's the wood, I guess. Ich muss ehrlich sein, ich lese viel von dem, was ich hier geschrieben habe, und ich kümmere mich nicht um es. Ich fühle mich, als ob ich bis zum Ende runne. Ich dachte, ich hätte einige gute. Ich skippe literally über 20 von diesen, die ich glaube, sind Garbage.
Ich versuche zu finden. Ich versuche, einen Banger zu finden. Ich mag meine Wallet, wie ich meine Vertrauen mag. Wer zuerst? Warte, zuerst. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. With a condom. That's good. Always be safe. Action first. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. 100% secure. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. Rich. You stole mine. He stole mine. No, I got it better.
I'll do it his, but better. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. Stuffed with money. That was what I was gonna say. Are you counting it? Are you discounting it? It sounds like you're discounting it. I'm considering it. I like my wallet like I like my confidence with me at all times. You said secure.
I like my wallet like I like my confidence immune to criticism from people I thought were my friends. It's not really a criticism, it's more of a judgment. I like my wallet like I like my confidence where you can't see it. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. What did you say? High confidence. High wallet. High wallet. You might have performed better if you just let Mark keep spiraling.
I like my wallet like I like my confidence. Up my ass. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. One from a carnival game. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. Dead and buried. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. We're somewhere over the rainbow. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. Torn apart by the woman I love. I like my wallet like I like my confidence.
Washed again because I forgot to empty the pair of pants. I like my wallet like I like my wallet. Wallet, wallet, wallet. Leather. I think that's enough for me to make a judgment. I got more. You were way ahead, Wade. I'm gonna be honest. You were way in front until you started opening your mouth more. Come on, torn apart by the woman I love was a great one.
I know, if you had just stopped there, imagine how well you might have done. I did. Oh, you did. Okay, Wade wins that one. Thank you. Mark may have got several bonus points along the way. That's okay, I'll take the win. Wins are worth more than bonus points. Honestly, I'm trying to think of one more. I can't think of one more. The stuff I've written is shit. Guys, this is shit. I have shit here.
This page I've typed out, full of shit. For the ending one, I would like each of you to try and come up with a good combo. And then I would like us all to try and come up. So like Mark, you come up with an I like my, like I like my. And Wade, you come up with an I like my, like I like my. Now be the grand finale. We'll see which one wins. Or something. Just points.
Fuck, kill me.
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Chapter 8: What trivia question stumps the hosts?
Editors, kill me. I don't know if that's better than mine or not. I like my cheese like I like my wife. Stringy. No, dripping. Dripping, not stringy. Stringy. Dripping. Wishing it was still alive. I like my plumbing like I like my driveway fixed.
I'm gonna cut you off there, Jim.
I like the center of the earth like I like the Large Hadron Collider spinning. I like space like I like the ocean. I like lightning like I like thunder, one after the other. I forget the objective we're going for. I like cars like I like people. Roland Park. I think we lost the plot. I think Wade forgets the objective even more than you did, Mark. I like house like I like TV.
Alright, that's enough. Stop. Stop. Stop. That's the end. That's it. I'm very sorry that I put us through this. But also, it was pretty funny. And good job all around. I'm gonna read the points and the person whose name I read first is the loser. Mark, you got points for Bisteka?
McTriple? No, not that. Schmorgasburg, look at all this Guam. What? What?
Whatever you did at that restaurant made a lot of points. You got a fairness point. You got a Hadrian's Wall point. You got a red flag for Mark point. No cup in. No, just no cup. Thick, lower lip bite point. Also you won the funky point. Pooping outside, torn apart by a woman and stringy wife. For a total of 12 points.
And it turns out I just straight up lied, because that means Mark is the winner. Oh, despite the... Implikation of I really earned this one. I feel like it was a hard fought battle. I feel like Mark and I really elevated our games. We were battling at the highest of points. I like these episodes like I like my chicken. Well done.
If we were still giving out points, that would have been worth enough points for you to steal the win from Mark. Great. Can we? Es war es nicht, also haltet euch. Mark, Wiener Sprache. Ich mag mein Wiener Sprache, wie ich es mag. Es ist hart. Es ist hart. Ich weiß nicht, wie ich es halb so lange machen kann. Ich habe es verloren. Ich habe es verloren, weil ich nur logische Dinge sagen wollte.
Und ich weiß, dass es nicht logisch sein soll. Ich weiß nicht, wie ich dieses Episode gewonnen habe. Ich erinnere mich nicht darauf, dass etwas passiert ist, als es passiert ist. Es gab viele Tirades, die dir geholfen haben, glaube ich. Ich habe geblasen. And my subconscious took over and that wasn't me.
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