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Chapter 1: What is 'Right In The Sauce Box' all about?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Wide Ty Wade, the huge-handed, demands his dudes uplift anachronistic idioms. Munching Mark propounds making peens, drops a F-word, cripples with crinkling, and cooks the ketchup. Bumbling Bob talks door cams, wants tail or a penguin penis, and knows his sarcophagi and shyness. From soup snaffling to microchoppers.
It's time for Right in the Sauce Box. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
hello everyone welcome back to another episode of distractible i'm today's host wade why because i ended up winning one of the craziest finishes in distractible history if you haven't watched it you should go back and do that joined as always by my co-host mark and bob hey guys hello how goes things pretty good yeah pretty good mark i can't help but notice that you seem occupied over there why why yeah i have a job what of it
Okay.
As stated, I think you know what you're doing and why you're doing it. Oh, yeah. No ulterior motives here. Well, what's new? We usually open up with small talk, and I guess I will follow that continued trend. How goes things? What's new in your lives? What's going on in the world? I swear to God, I was just in the break.
I was just thinking of something, and I was like, that'll be really good small talk. Great. What was it? You ever fall downstairs? No. No? No? No. I've tripped going up the stairs before.
Always up. The only time I've gone down the stairs in a semi-planned, unplanned manner was when I was in the coffin box and Ethan slid me down the stairs. Fucking love that clip.
At the end, when you... I forget if you sit up or it just reveals your face and you're all... Whoa.
Whoa. It sounds catastrophic.
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Chapter 2: Who are the hosts of Distractible and what's their banter like?
The satisfying tink of your coin is very impressive, Mark. I know, thank you.
Mine doesn't ting at all. Mine is real gold, so it's just... I can't catch! That's a different problem. I don't believe in ghosts! Bob, tell me, what is meant by the phrase, wet sock? No, that's when your sock is wet. What do you mean?
back in the olden days, before shoes, when it was just socks and then feet, and they'd go outside and it was wet, and you'd step in something and your sock gets wet, and the old-timey prostitutes would be like, oh, that's a wet sock! So the slang term went literally wet sock. It's definitely either that or the sock or other cloth garment that the family took turns jerking off into.
The whole family? Yeah, well, times were tough, right? You didn't have enough resources for everyone to have their own sock or towel or whatever. So you take the oldest, most decrepit sock you got, and that's the wet sock. You just keep that set aside so that everyone knows that's the wet sock. Uh, fair enough. Mark, uh, do you have a guess as to what wet sock is? Is this for the steel?
Yeah, why did I go first? Just determine who went first. It doesn't give anyone an advantage or disadvantage. Just determine who went first.
Well, there was a point of fighting over it. I was getting really upset.
Oh!
Wait, was that not a bit? No. No, that was out of my mouth. He said it. He said it. That was out of my mouth before I realized it. All right, so you were complaining about me going first. I don't remember. I don't know. Well, it's Wade's choice. Wade, what is the result of this? All heads, all tails, or neutral? Okay, heads favors Mark. He chose heads before. You wanted tails, so...
If it gets heads three times, I guess Mark gets a point. If it's tails three times, Bob gets a point. We'll just make it simple. All right. That's not very convoluted at all, but okay. It's not supposed to be convoluted. I want to go first. I want that to be. That's what I think is unfair. I should have gone first because his flipping was all unfair.
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Chapter 3: What are some funny stories about falling and past antics?
or waste or i don't know actually never shut up me shut up mark fuck you man stop ruining the podcast mark i was really trying to come with you but i don't think i've ever heard that me oh yeah i never want to hear you talk again me i don't like how mean you are to mark mark well maybe he deserves it I don't think he deserves it. Look how upset he is. I'm so upset. Always faking it.
Well, you would know. Bobby, we're to you. We passed the cabbage. Now we're going on to the next one. Tell me what is pangwangle. That's actually not as old as it sounds. Benedict Cumberbatch took another run at saying penguins, and all he could get to was pangwangles. I feel like you're Gilbert Godfrey on Hollywood Squares right now with your answers. I know this one!
but yeah no that's Pangwangles was they like like eight hours in the booth and that was Pangwangles was the next best thing they could get out of Benedict Cumberbatch for the for the nature documentary how bad was that Gilbert Godfrey impression by the way not bad it was pretty good it was fine for an out of the blue like I've never heard you do Gilbert Godfrey before I've never tried that is literally my first ever attempt at it obviously recognizable which is a success
What was your answer again? I got so distracted by what transpired. That's what the penguin calls his penis in the Batman films. Penguin calls penis and then somehow Benedict Cumberbatch. Benedict Cumberbatch watches.
Mark, this one is much more simple than it may seem. It's a dance based off of a penguin's waddle.
And, you know, do the pangwangle. Would it change either of your answers if I told you pang was spelled P-A-N-G? Never. Gotta tell you, you're both wrong. Again. Pangwangle is to live or go along cheerfully in spite of minor misfortunes. No, it's not. Yeah, no, that's not right. That's not right. That can't be right. That's awful.
I think you should check your...
privilege and then check your answers fair enough mark tell me what is in the ketchup can you use it in a sentence give it the language of origin i feel like if i do i might give away the meaning oh then do it no
Can I call someone about this? You can ask Bob if you'd like. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He doesn't know what it is, so... What was it again? In the ketchup.
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Chapter 4: How are CNC machines making an impact at home?
You were down by three and the wheel got you back within one until that final spin. Oh, so close. The wheel is really quite the development in technology for us. I love this. The odds of it also hitting three whenever I was doing... So I was trying to do a D3, and it wasn't working. It was giving me a D4. So it was like, four, four. I was like, that's not a D3.
I finally got the D3 thing to work, and then it ended up being three, and I was like, well, that's going to be crazy if that helps Mark, because I knew he was behind a little bit, but man. Mark, do you want to deliver your loser speech?
Thank you for this lovely opportunity to participate, even though I lost. I declare all of this illegal. And if you don't believe me, I will beat you until you're unconscious. That's what justice is all about. And that's what I'm going to do. But as the loser, I have to accept fairness for what it is.
And I will win next time. Bob, winner speech. Oh, sure. Just think how many points I could add this episode if everything I said was allowed to be aired publicly. I mean, I pretty much killed it today. I feel pretty strong about my performance. I really went out there, gave 110%. And, you know, we played as a team. And you really got to just do one play at a time, you know.
Yay.
You do. Great work, competitors. I hope you all enjoyed. Listeners and watchers, I hope you enjoyed as well. If you haven't already, go follow MarketMarkiplier, Bob at MySkirm. I'm Minion77 or Minion777. Let's end this train wreck before it gets worse. Podcast out.
Yeah, right, bud?
Yeah. Podcast out!
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