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What happens when Bob's fridge breaks?
She's not gonna be, like, mad or anything, but it's just... I mean, you just, when you're done, just go wash it and stick it back in the, where it goes, and it'll be fine. That's why I'm not allowed to use her mugs.
Because I don't want...
I don't know if I want any more of this particular small talk. We're going down a lane. I don't know if I can come back from. I appreciate your honesty, sir. Do you treat it like a pan? It gets more seasoned. The more coffee goes in without wash.
Oh, of course. Yeah. You got to season it with like old cream. You got to season your coffee cups. It's time for Bob's fridge part two, which will be the name of this episode. Whether or not I actually have a topic. Yeah.
Two weeks ago, we live in Ohio, which means we have a basement fridge. And two weeks ago, our basement fridge, Mandy, I think Mandy went to get ice cream and she grabbed it. You know, ice cream is hard when it's frozen. She literally grabbed it. It was like slosh, squish. It weren't cold no more.
The freezer was more of a refrigerator and the refrigerator was just a very small room in the basement. So we were like, ah, let's get a new fridge. Damn it. Because we had Thanksgiving coming up. This was two weeks ago. So we got time. We got time. We'll go and we'll pick one out. And we were like, you know what? We have some complaints about our upstairs, our main fridge in our kitchen.
It's fine. But there are a couple of things we wish were different. What if instead of getting just like a cheapo one for the basement, if we get ourselves the one we are dreaming of for the kitchen and then move the kitchen one downstairs, that'll be fine. Great move. Great move. Yeah. Turns out the one we actually want was really expensive.
And we looked at it and we were kind of like, ooh, how badly do we want that? Turns out you can buy refrigerators that have been returned. We found an open box refrigerator that was over $1,000 off. It was almost half price of what the fancy, like top of the line, bougie, ridiculous, you know, unnecessarily cool fridge was. And we were like, oh.
that it had a dent it was from san francisco right someone's side yard it had a dent on the back oh and it was listed it had like a couple dents where you couldn't see them and it was like oh and it doesn't come with documentation and i was like i don't read those anyway that's fine that's just less shit that will be piled in that one cabinet where i put all the manuals i've never read for all the things we own but anyway we're like we'll
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