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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
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Hey alle, willkommen wieder zu einem neuen Episode von Distractable Live. Heute ist unser Host... Spooky! Du hast mich getroffen, als ich mein Leben bewegte. Wie hast du das gemacht, Mann? Begrüßt wie immer von meinen Freunden und Spooky-Co-Hosts, Mark und Bob.
Ich glaube nicht, dass es der richtige Monat für das ist, Mark.
Ich denke, du musst dich entschärfen. Wir sind über das. Das ist, warum ich versucht habe, es zu bewegen, weil es in der Position war, wo ich es hatte, und es war rot. Und also, technisch sollte es da oben sein, aber oh Mann, so hart. Die Lichter in diesen Tagen sind ein leiser Scheiß. Ich habe es auch in meinem Fenster befestigt. Gegen einen leeren Sound-Panel. Und die Wand.
Es ist viele Male runtergefallen. Es ist zu schlimm, dass sie keine Stände für diese machen. Ich gehe dafür. Hier geht's.
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Chapter 2: What small talk do the hosts share?
I'm good, Wade. I'm doing quite well. If this is your first time joining, this is the show where one of us hosts, the other two compete for points, and the winner gets to host the next episode. We usually and will continue the trend of starting this off with some small talk, which I myself have some, but I will choose to go last with it.
I feel like it's polite to let you two tell your small talk first. So, how's things?
Oh, you know. Oh, you know. I've been building stuff. I built a wardrobe. A hardwood wardrobe. I didn't cut the pieces. It came pre-made. But I screwed it together, goddamn it. But also I built a thing. It's like a little tool organizer shelf thing that you're supposed to hang on the wall in the garage and like you put your drills in it and charging. I included James in it.
James, our almost two year old baby. And he loved it because mainly it was just screwing things together, which he could help with pretty easily. And he liked he would put his hand on the drill and then I would and he'd be all. weil er dachte, das wäre das coolste Ding jemals. Er hat seine Hand auf den Drill gesetzt? Auf die Rückseite, auf die Sicherheit. Oh, okay.
Ich habe den Drill gesetzt und er hat seine Hand drauf gesetzt und dann habe ich den Drill gesetzt und es vibrierte und er dachte, es wäre cool. Aber wir haben 90% des Weges gemacht und es scheint, dass eine Schale nur ein Baby-Sized Kühlschrank ist.
Und er hat literally die ganze Zeit, als er an Teilen von dem Kühlschrank saß und stand, aber dann haben wir 90% gemacht und es ist nur ein kleines Him-Sized Wooden Bench-Ding. And he just sat in it and was like, oh, you built me a chair. Thanks, Dad. So now we have a work pro branded tool chair holder baby set up in our living room that I don't know if I'm ever going to get back.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts discuss parenting and building?
But it's very fun. James is coming into a big dad era, which is fun because I feel like he was kind of all about mom for a long time. But now we're doing stuff. We're building things.
Well, the toys they have for kids that are, you know, workshop-based, they have that cardboard router table where you push the cardboard through.
Oh, those are cool. We're getting one of those so bad once he's old enough. Those look awesome.
Yeah, I think it's really cool. I think everyone eventually goes through a power tool phase. Like I had my Ryobi phase and I'm definitely over. I don't yearn for Ryobi days to come around every summer. I don't yearn for it. Yeah, me neither. I don't yearn.
I'm not yearning right now. I've never yearned, actually. Never. I didn't actually know that you could make yarn in the past tense. Yeah, yearned. She yearned. I yearned for you. Wade's literally not even paying attention. Wade's gone.
I was counting something and broke my brain. How high did you get this time? 17. You didn't even make it to 2 and 2. I was trying to get to 15, but I ended up at 17.
What are you counting? Just for fun, just practicing.
Gotta make sure these skills stay sharp. You and James need to hang out, man. That is the funniest thing. When he wakes up in the middle of the night or whatever, from a nap, he'll literally just sit up and he'll either go, where mama, where dada? Or he'll just sit up and go, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Right? Anybody? One, two, three, four, five? Six? He just starts scouting. He just loves it.
You guys would get along so well.
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Chapter 4: What are the challenges of prescription pain management?
And that can extend into other factors of medicine, because right now the problem is doctors are tapped. There are not enough. Nurses are tapped. There are not enough. They're underpaid or they're overworked. Kind of similar thing. But it's just like so individual care goes down. And this isn't just an American problem. It's a worldwide problem.
Aber mit diesen Dingen kannst du tatsächlich, wenn du besser und schneller Diagnose bekommst, wenn du eine konklusive Antwort auf Änderungen und solche Sachen bekommst und die Möglichkeiten und die Hilfe zu verringern, könnte es enorm helfen. Und das wäre wirklich schön. Also das sind die Art von Dingen, für die AI verwendet werden sollte. Und ich hoffe, sie werden in die Zukunft weiterentwickelt.
Und auch AI sollte helfen, um sicherzustellen, dass ich die richtigen Produkte auf dem Internet kaufe.
I love ads. I know everyone does. But I'm saying, if they were just more relevant to me, if the machine learning models knew me as a person, was able to identify, in fact, meet me in my own home with these ads, wherever I am, on toilet, in my glasses.
I don't want smart glasses with a camera that faces outwards, that analyzes my world. I want a projection of ads into my glasses. People talk about like, oh, I just mentioned this thing and then I got an ad for it, like it's lit. I want the ad to beat me to the punch. As I think of, oh, I should buy one of these. My glasses are like, here, 30% off at your favorite store. Blink wants to purchase.
Not everyone wants that. So what if you have like a subscription service for like, I don't know, $12 a month to remove the ads from your glasses?
Das ist wahr. Das ist wahr. Du willst, dass du nicht mehr bezahlen musst? Oh, das ist ein höherer Niveau, ja. Oh, warte, das ist nicht kompensierbar.
Versteck die Kabel, versteck die Kabel, ich bin Finnland. Versteck sie. Finnland mich. Also, ich habe entschieden, basierend darauf, wie viel ich denke, dass das Menschen zusammenbringt und einfach ein erhebliches Thema ist, das die Welt glücklich bringt. Ich werde in vier Jahren Präsident werden. Oh! President Barnes on the way. I never thought about that.
I feel like Barnes is too long of a name for a president. Something about just shorting it to President Bald. So I might change my last name.
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Chapter 5: How does machine learning impact healthcare?
Yeah, so they need to be less intimidating, they need to be subservient, a very beta kind of person, not gonna be in your way, a very yes man, do anything you ask, forever and ever and ever.
Are you nominating yourself?
What? No! What are you talking about?
Okay, check it man.
I just am saying it could be anybody. And you know, I do have hair, a lot of it. You just need someone who's not too short, not too much shorter than you, but shorter enough that people go like, wow, I'm only looking at that guy and not at that guy, because I can't even see that guy. So like Tyler Height. Nah, shorter.
No, Tyler's right. Tyler's the way you want it.
Das ist eine großartige Höhe. Weniger als das ist einfach schrecklich. Nein, nein, nein. Ich denke nicht, weil du definitiv jemanden höher als dich nicht willst. Wer weiß, wie groß es wirklich ist. Also willst du jemanden dort, wahrscheinlich auf der nationalen Anzahl, weil du sie wirklich mit den Leuten identifizieren willst. Right at that line of average. Maybe a bit above it.
Maybe a bit above it. You know, it could be a wiggle room here and there.
I feel like it's I'm with Mark, but I feel like you definitely want to make sure your vice president is someone who's very relatable. No weird hobbies, no niche interests. Just off the top of my head, stuff like obscure or radioactive camera lenses or, you know, buying computer equipment from China and shipping it over on a boat.
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Chapter 6: Who would make the best Vice President?
My kid's such a fan of you. I don't know why. That might work to our advantage.
Yeah, I wouldn't be elected because I don't have a college degree, but... Is that required? It's encouraged. Let's not talk about that.
What's the next position? The Secretary of Agriculture. What do they do? I think they hand out rakes. The Green Giant.
Not the jolly one, just the green regular giant. He can be jolly, but you know, these days. With what farmers have to go through, Monsanto breathing down their necks, and all the immigrants taking all their jobs as farmers.
That's true, we do have an Ohio eating the pest and immigrant farmer crisis.
I'm not going to argue that the Green Giant is not formidable. For Sec Ag, what you really want is just someone or something that really represents America. And you could not do better in that regard than a field of corn. There is no more American symbol of agricultural dominance in this world than a large field of corn.
Nobody's not getting behind field of corn for SECAG when they're trying to get that nomination pushed through the Senate.
It's genius. We're like a news channel. We now go live to the Secretary of Agriculture. Hey SECAG, how are you doing out there?
Get down, sir! He can't be stopped! Get down! Hey, Mark himself admitted it.
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Chapter 7: What unique nominations do the hosts suggest for cabinet positions?
Oh Gott, er ist einer der Brüder.
Er ist einer der Wilson-Brüder, oder?
Ja, Jarn... Jarnigan? Jarnigan Wilson.
Jarnigan Wilson. Luke Wilson. Er ist nicht der eine, er ist der andere. Luke Wilson, der Joe Bowers spielt. Joe von Idiocracy.
Du willst Joe von Idiocracy oder Luke Wilson?
Ich meine Luke Wilson, aber er muss Joe von Idiocracy spielen während seines gesamten Termins.
I know of this movie, I've not actually seen it. I need to see it, it's on my list. I've been told about it like three times in the last two years, which is wild. But he's like the only one that still has a moderate amount of intelligence by the end of the movie, right?
I forget how he gets, I don't remember the plot of the movie, but basically he like goes to the future or something. He gets cryogenically frozen. I think in the future everyone's done, like he's an idiot or something modern time. And he's like a normal average guy who's a genius where he is because he's the only one with any intelligence at all. Also I fucking love Terry Crews in that movie.
Okay, so we have Luke Wilson as what's-his-face from Idiocracy. Mark, Secretary.
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Chapter 8: What humorous ideas do they explore for the Secretary of Agriculture?
Everybody loves DMV workers. Am I right? He's right. He's right.
Well, I mean, if you're gonna say it, alright, then I'll give it to Bob. Wait, no, he's not that right. Flash wins. Damn it. Secretary of Health and Human Services. This one sounds stupid. Gotta be really important. I mean, health, human service, health probably matters. Human services, like dentist. Human services, like shoeshine.
Secretary of Doctors and Shoeshiners. Got it. Dr. Scholz. Perfect pick. That's mine.
I pick it. I know it was my turn.
I got it.
Man, just hopping in there. Hey, Dr. Scholz will get things underfoot.
Who could possibly be a better doctor? I assume they need to be a doctor now, because this is the premise we're operating under. Other than the doctor. Who? The doctor, yes. Who? Yes. What? Who? The doctor? Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff? Anyway, it would have to specifically be David Tennant, because he's my favorite one. But the Doctor in general. He's the one.
He's the Doctor. I love Dr. Scholz, because man, my feet feel a lot better. But time travel?
Well, you said human services. The Doctor is not human. How would he know what's best for humanity? And if you actually have watched the show, pretty much everyone around him dies. Oh, that doesn't seem like his fault. It might be his fault. He's also killed a lot of things.
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