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Distractible

The Best, The Worst

Fri, 21 Mar 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?

0.129 - 29.074 Narrator

Good evening, gentle listeners and watchers, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, well-received Wade loses pet access, burns the bangles, then asks for opinions. Multicultural Mark invokes pretty privilege with Prusa, slams the evil echoes of spelunking, and enjoys bambi blasting. Barely Bob clamps for carpentry, gives great tidings, explains organized sports, and heckles headgear.

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29.674 - 46.545 Narrator

From irritating lube to crap concepts. Yes! It's time for the best, the worst. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

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48.683 - 71.211 Wade

Hello everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I am today's hostest with the mostest, Wade. He's always been my co-hostest with the mostest, but slightly lessest. Most, mostussies is what it's, the plural. Hostussies with the mostussies. Okay. I think, yeah, I think he's right. Mark and Bob. Hi. Bobussie, Markussie. Uh-huh. How are your ussies today?

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71.691 - 74.732 Wade

Huh, why are you asking about our ussies? Because I'm perverted.

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75.452 - 101.545 Bob

That's messed up. Yeah, that's true. I actually have, I have a prop that applies directly to that for some reason. Uh, look what I found in my basement. Wow. It's literally, I, I think I know what it's from, but when I found it, I was like, what in the shit? Yeah. It's just a white tube that just says lube on it. It's from Quaker steak.

102.145 - 104.726 Wade

Oh, is it like a hot sauce in there? You put it on your food?

105.106 - 114.529 Bob

I wish. It does say, the back does have language on it that says, caution, may cause skin irritation. If it touches you, wash it. I don't think it's that kind of lube.

114.589 - 115.889 Wade

I think it's like the wrong kind of lube.

116.129 - 129.073 Bob

I think it's like lubricant for machinery. We have a new workout machine that we got in the basement. It's an elliptical, and I think this is like lube to put on the slidey parts.

Chapter 2: Why is Mark a fan of Prusa?

2733.029 - 2756.659 Wade

I would say probably something similar is like I've been to concert and they're fine. You know, I'm not typically like a big music guy, but I have gone to, you know, I do like music and I've been to concerts. I went to a concert where they had a pit and it was just... It wasn't like, you know, the kind of mosh pit where people are trying to hurt each other by throwing elbows like that.

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2756.899 - 2773.25 Wade

But it was enough that I was just like, in no way would I ever, ever enjoy this experience where it's like crammed in there, you're being jostled around. I don't know this band. I don't know the music. I don't know what's going on. I hate everything. I can't even get out. I'm trapped.

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2773.51 - 2791.881 Bob

There was a point in my life where I liked like new metal and I liked metal growing up. And there was a point where I went to concerts with friends and I was like, yeah, cool. And I never actually went in a mosh pit because that sounded really stupid to me. But as as a now looking back on that, I find it so confusing why people like mosh pits.

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2792.421 - 2814.973 Bob

I guess it's just exciting, but I feel like the best case scenario is you're like, yeah, I went into the mosh pit. This guy jumped and flipped in the air and kneed me in the face and broke my orbital bone. It was awesome. It's like, what? You... But you you didn't even like hit him back. It's not like you got in a fight. He just did that. And you were like, yeah.

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2815.433 - 2820.315 Bob

And then you hit somebody else probably with your what? It's confusing.

2820.615 - 2837.702 Wade

So is the pit your answer, Mark? Is that the worst thing you've tried? Yeah, yeah. Because I mean, a lot of the activities I've done, you know, even if they were hard, even if it's uncomfortable, I'm like, OK, I'm fine. That was just unpleasant. And that is actually an activity that people do regularly. So I don't get that one. Yeah, like every concert, there's usually like a Ed Sheeran concert.

2837.842 - 2844.528 Bob

Crazy pits at Ed Sheeran concerts. When he starts rapping, they go fucking nuts in the pit, man.

2844.668 - 2864.081 Wade

Classical orchestra pits. You gotta love it. Henry's barking and Amy's not home right now. There might be someone at the door. Can I go step away? Yes, you may. Some other guy just walks in the door. I mean, I guess I could still give him points, whoever it is. Hey, Mr. Holman Trigger, you want to join us? Do you want to play a game?

2864.441 - 2870.324 Bob

Would that mean that Mark would win the episode? Or would the random other person win the episode?

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