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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This bumper episode, buoyant Bob blasts Hollywood, claims his godhead, then demands donatives from the dudes. Weak-willed Wade gets reflux from a bad reflex, enacts poo-poo, offers pumping Bob, bread houses, and bad clowns. Mercenary Mark wants a wick stick, bags an eagle, and gifts eternal earnings, farmyard flyers, and everything.
From trigger discipline to Zoltar. Yes! It's time for Merry Christmas, Bob. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to another episode of your favorite show in the entire universe, including all television movies and other forms of media. It's even your favorite video game. Think about it like an interactive point and click adventure that you don't interact with ever. This is Distractible. I am your host for today, Bob, joined as usual by my competitors for today, Wade and Mark.
Yeah, my plan to sabotage Wade has started early. Wade just starts keeling over.
Hey, how are you? Is that that's sincere? You just actually.
Oh, yeah, man. I don't know. I just like went to talk and like an air bubble or a water bubble or a bubble of some kind was just like.
mark gets a voice point thank you thank you very much starting off strong like i usually do this is a show where i'm the host and i give out points and then someone wins and then they're the host on the next one and nobody cares i haven't hosted in a minute you guys were sort of passing it back and forth there it feels good to be back on the reins you know it's good to be the in the sleigh of power driving you my faithful reindeer to the holiday of my delight uh-huh go on i love where this is going
We got a real chimney thing going on right now. Sorry, guys. Anyway, small talk. We usually start with small talk. How's everybody doing? Guns!
sorry i just thought it would burst out if i couldn't stop myself guns is that it you got anything else to yeah wade's got guns small talk go for it oh man well i've been shotgunning some christmas treats because boy oh boy we've had so many different kinds and we found i forget what if linda or whatever the brand is they've got like the little ball chocolate but they've got like the lint truffles
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Chapter 2: How does the holiday season affect your eating habits?
I've never... I'm diabetic, so sugar, like, actively kills me.
I've got bad acid reflux and sugar and like acidy foods are really bad for me. Like pretty much anything is bad for me to eat late at night. But like sugar and things like pizza, pizza, for example, the absolute worst thing I can eat. If I eat pizza after like 8 p.m., even if I don't go to bed till 4 a.m., I'm laying down with acid reflux and that's a genetic inheritance.
I got acid reflux from my dad. He had it really bad, too. So that's crazy.
I feel like I always saw commercials about acid reflux medicines and stuff where they're like, oh, don't eat pizza. Oh, don't eat spaghetti and meatballs. I'm like, what kind of pizza are you guys eating? I'm just lucky, I guess. I got my own special kind of health problems.
I lay down and it's just like immediately I feel my entire esophagus just burning like the burps start coming and it's just pain. You know, they make medicines for that. You take anything? Take a little Pepsod or something? I should. I need to talk to my doctor about my acid reflux.
Wait, you literally, do you take Tums or something? Or you literally don't do a thing about it? You just get acid and you're like, oh man, I wish you could do something about this.
No. Couple things you can do. Tums are supposed to be really bad for you. So I try to take them very sparingly. But if I prop myself up to where I'm kind of laying with my head at least and body at like a bit of an angle, it doesn't come up as bad. It's like the flatter I lay, the more the acid just comes pouring out of my stomach and out of my ears. Hate it. Ass reflux sucks.
Candy and sugary treats love, but they don't play nice together. This is like a we're getting older kind of issue. I am. We all are.
Don't worry about it.
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Chapter 3: What unique gifts can you give for Christmas?
And if you think that you've worn out your luck, you can re-gift it to give someone else the bad.
Who doesn't love opportunities?
It's a family game. Every night, one person in the house is not allowed to plug their phone into the wall. They get to use old T-MU battery pack. And if they survive the night, maybe the next day they'll have better luck with the wall plug. Who knows? I like that both of your suggestions could hurt people. Mark's is a little bit more mortal danger.
Wade's is a little bit more just financial, I guess, really. Maybe emotional damage.
Yes. just money pick yourself up by the bootstraps and rebuild if i take all of your cash and run i have to say i didn't think i'd be able to get such an adrenaline rush at such a low budget i'm gonna have to go with wade's
Marx could kill one person. Wade's is going to make thousands of idiots sad and poor. Sit on this rug, Bob.
I'll take you on a magic carpet ride.
Would never have thought of crypto rug pull. What a creative idea. Hey, $10 gets you five early tokens or whatever. If you want a creative gift for your loved ones, think about a crypto rug pull. Well, the sex one might be tough. Honestly, I think this might be the toughest category. The budget is $50 and I would like you to get me a gift in the category of books.
50? 50.
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Chapter 7: How do you deal with acid reflux during the holidays?
It's a gift that keeps on giving. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's a variety of gift cards to different companies that make phone cases.
Do I get to pick the companies or is it just all companies? Because there are some that I definitely don't need gift cards to.
Nope. Definitely a couple of those in case you change your mind. You never know. I will not.
pardon me i don't know what that was i'm sorry grandpa you're right that's the only the argument stopper i didn't even hear you say for now at first i thought you were just making just making my point
You know what, Mark? You said yours was too practical. You thought you were in trouble. I immediately agreed with you because yours is very practical. But I have to say, I feel a little bit judged by Wade that he thinks I spend $50,000 a month on phone cases. Not anymore.
Brief for at least a month. Okay. Pick me. Choose me.
Okay, Meredith, I am going to have to go with the form labs printer. Can I use it? Yeah, you can borrow. I'll put whatever you want, man. No, it comes with the service contract. I assume that means it comes with like a supply of powder and stuff. So yeah, I'll run prints for you.
It comes with six months of me living with you. Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah, I would say the resin, but resin, you know, unless you have good ventilation that can get, that could get to you.
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