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Chapter 1: What does this episode cover?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, Bellatristic Bob lost his pants to Craig, needs an exorcist, orders a new fridge, then gets the guys to guess the blanks. Wastrel Wade misses on creams, but gets his socials and 3D. Monetised Mark forks Jason, dotes on the deviled and knows his cones and eateries. From eBay escapades to raunchy robots.
Yes, it's time for Top Ten Things. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello, and welcome back to another episode of the world's favorite... I've done that bit before. Of the most mid-podcast you have ever heard. Distractible. Is that a title we want? No! We're not actually very mid, but some of them are mid. We have an episode called an Emmy-losing episode, and I think also the worst piece of shit episode ever, so those can't be that good.
Chapter 2: What is the premise of the game?
We're like a top 30-ish podcast, like in the... I'll give you a spoiler for later on. This episode is called Top 10 Things, or something like that. What? We're doing a tier list. Yeah, it's like a tier list, kind of. Anyway, welcome back to Distractible. I'm the host because I won the last episode. I'm joined, as usual, by my two competitors for today. One of them will win and become the host.
It's Mark and Wade. They already talked. They don't get to... Don't talk. Don't talk. Don't talk. Don't talk. They're competing for points. No one wins host the next one. That's the way the show works. I am Drew Carey or Aisha Tyler. Depends which version you like better. Anyway, we usually start with small talk. How's it going, fellas? How you doing? How's it been?
i give you permission to speak now okay all right i'm doing well man um so we're doing a president tier list is what we're doing today pretty much i think van buren should at least be beat here overrated too high d tier okay I don't have an entry until the episode begins. I'm not doing anything for no points. A point for boldness, Mark.
Chapter 3: How does the tier list work?
I'm also giving Wade a point for baldness because boldness made me think of baldness. Thank you. President Balds. I'm a genius. Go on. My mind knows no limits. The scope of my psyche expands every day. Did you know you can buy a forklift on eBay? No. No. You sure as shit can. I am currently embroiled in a bidding war on a on a forklift. With no reserve pricing on it. Does it work?
How much do we know about this forklift? Apparently, there's some pictures of it. And the guy says, oh, there's a video. Actually, why didn't I see this before? You're sure this is not just a poster of a forklift, right? No, there's a video of orbiting around the forklift. He's looking at the serial numbers. He's raising the fork up and down. It's not just a 1 16th scale model RC forklift.
No, this is a 5,000 pound telescoping forklift with tilt control in it. Oh, hell yeah. Is it a Shyster? It's a Toyota. Oh, good brand. Quality brand. The reason I'm looking for a forklift is because Jason, who I think you guys know, is forklift certified. Is that a real thing? I thought that was a bit that people did. Is that a real actual thing? Yeah, absolutely. Forklifts are dangerous things.
They're extremely dangerous. Let me double check your logic here. Someone you know is forklift certified. Therefore, you need a forklift. You don't actually have anything you need to move with a forklift. No, I do.
I do have things that I need to move.
I was like, dude, I'm going to get like airplane certified. Will Mark buy me a jet? I can't leave Jason liftless. He got certified. I gotta get him a forklift. I am going to need a forklift for reasons that I shall not get into at this moment. They're my reasons. I don't need to explain it to you, listeners, you viewers. How many lenses, Mark? How many? Ha ha!
Mark is actually buying an entire observatory telescope system so that he can film the rest of his movie from L.A. in Texas. Hubble plier. If you rehouse a telescope like an actual observatory, it's the image quality is just. No, I'm just always and forever tickled by the random shit that you can think of and it's on eBay. There is a listing of it. I unironically love eBay.
I am so excited every day when I wake up and I go to eBay and I check some of my bids and I look around and I get a new notification for like, oh, one of these hard drives came on sale. I have it set for like threshold. I want all of the sponsorships for eBay. Yeah. You're an eBay super user over here.
I'm not sure that they're going to sponsor us because you can't really give much more of a glowing review than what you just gave. I just I've never been an eBay person before I started the lens path because I've always been scared of it for some reason. I was like eBay. You can you can lose on eBay. It's not common, but like if you're not careful, you totally can lose on eBay.
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