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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, magnifying Mark gets homesick for Whoville, gains flatulence, then reflects on a year of hilarity. Broad-minded Bob is haunted by sticks, didn't pump weights, and bought a bad fridge and sucky Subaru. Wincing Wade gets the cookies, loves chainsaw action, and fixates on farming syrup. From cranking hard to firm friendship...
Yes! It's time for New Year, Old Us. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hi, welcome back to Distractible, the show where we do a professional quality opening every single time because Baltimore is here. And thank goodness he is, because otherwise we would not be able to have any kind of cohesion or professionalism. But speaking of cohesion and professionalism, I'm here hosting me, Markiplier, that guy from the famous podcast Power Wash Pals. Hey.
And I'm not known for Distractible. Don't leave Tyler out. Who? I'm the fourth most popular co-host of Go, my favorite sports team. You know. I'm judging this podcast, which is distractible if you forgot, where I will set up a. Oh, man, I got to write stuff down, don't I? Oh, one of these laws. Where's your remarkable tablet? It's in the other room and I'm too lazy to get up and go get it.
So it's the end of an era. 2024 is coming to an end. It was a year. That's about the most I can give 2024. It was a whole year. It was a pretty up and down year. But before we get into the broader strokes of the year as a whole, how is your day or recent week or recent life as a you guys? Really funny today. James met Santa today. He did this last year, but he did not remember.
And he was he was kind of scared of Santa last year, which is pretty common for little kids. He was two years old this year and we took him to meet Santa and we were like standing outside of Santa's area. And it's like a whole there's Christmas trees all around and it's decorated. We're standing outside and he's all Santa. Oh, oh, oh, Christmas tree, Christmas tree. He would not shut up.
He's very he's in a stage right now where he's super chatty. It's adorable. And then it was like our turn and we go through the line and we walk in and like he stands at the entry and we're like, it's Santa James. Go meet Santa. And he does that kid thing where he's like. Like two inches at a time. Wouldn't say a damn word. Walked up to the guy. He was a great Santa.
The guy who was doing it, I mean, Santa, was great. And he was like chatting him and asking him questions. He had his zebra with him because he wouldn't put the zebra down today. He's like, oh, you have a zebra. I love zebras. Maybe you could help me take care of my reindeer. Oh, and James was just like. And then it was time for the picture and we were like, go hug Santa.
And he like did that thing where he didn't move his body, but he leaned in slightly closer to imply that he was like, hug. It was really cute. The pictures turned out pretty cute, but he was, it's just, it's, he's, you've met, you both have met him.
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