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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible, this episode. Masticating Mark gets into the ape issue, then invites his allies to rant hard. Milius Bob finally gets his drugs, has ass tetanus, frames combustion, is vexed over vacations, then annihilates Eeyore. Wifed up Wade ruts with Blue, dodges a setup, bashes boats, and fucks furries.
From Sleeve Terrace to Mining Tragedy, yes, it's time for Don't Get Me Started. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hi, welcome to Distractible. I'm not done eating my bagel, so I'm going to let these two gentlemen take over the intro for me. If you've never seen Mark before, this is him.
This is what Mark looks like with half a shirt and a bagel in his mouth. Is there, do you just like not have cream cheese or did you intend to eat a plain bagel? It sounds like a judgment. I just, I would, that sounds really like unpleasant.
I'm sorry.
Do you not have good shirts or... Do they not sell whole shirts where you live anymore or... Oh, you know, the tariffs.
Ugh. I didn't want to pay extra to get the sleeves imported. Like a Force Awakens one half portion of shirt. All you've scavenged for today.
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