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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, blundering Bob deals with a brain-dead Baldi, shuns socials, and plays fictional character look-alikes. Maxed-out Mark gets annoyed with Apple, twirls his moustache, is earnestly stinky, and John A. When some Wade gets his Sith on, becomes Mr. Rogers, a wiener, shaggy, and a maester.
From constitutional conundrums to game of thongs. Yes! It's time for Who Is Us? Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome back.
To your... Oh, I had a bit for this. Eh, doesn't matter now. Welcome back to Distractible. If you wanted expectations for what you're about to see, that sets them fairly accurately. My name is Bob. I'm going to be your host because I won the last one. And today's competitors, as always and forever, will be Mark and Wade, my co-hosts. They don't have to say hi.
We'd never know. It's never clear of when we're supposed to say hi.
It's the big empty pause where I stopped talking and look at you. It's next council. We'll figure it out. You know what it is in my head is I know that that's a problem. And so I look and I'm like, they're probably not going to talk. I should just keep going. And then my setup for you is worse than it needs. It's, it's my fault. That's okay.
I can accept that. I can accept that. I'll accept it. No, we just need rules. We need more rules.
That's what if we've learned anything, especially what the listeners like, it's we need way more rules. And they need to be more complicated.
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