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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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What?

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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Guys, I got to be really honest. I don't know if our weirds are matching up. Oh, wow.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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Yeah, who's speaking?

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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Oh, this is kind of weird. Yeah, Brooke, come on a little bit stronger. You're already scaring him.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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Actually, I think I have heard of that, but it's on like a podcast or something.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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Oh, okay. I see where this has gone.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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Hmm.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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No, no.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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I guess I just heard someone say about the dog thing. So you've heard a little bit, I'm sure.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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Yeah. You guys have no idea. What? We're talking about the golden retrievers in general because it was on a profile. Out of nowhere, she puts her nose on the edge of her wine glass and starts lapping her wine like it was a dog drinking a bowl.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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There's more, though. So after that, I was already a little weirded out. And she's like, want to play a game? I was like, sure, why not? She's like, you have to guess how much I like you. And she starts panting like. Panting like a dog.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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I'm not sure what the answer was, but she just like panted harder. So I don't know. Maybe that means she liked me more.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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Well, there was another weird part, which was basically she like put her wet nose into my cheek and I don't even know how her nose got wet.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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I thought she was going to pull out a leash.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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Oh, man, are you joking right now?

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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Oh, great.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden

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Yeah, I mean, look, there was good parts of our conversation. It's just other parts were, like, significantly weirder.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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Why are you holding on to it? It was a gift. I just held on to it, you know. It was a messy end. I don't want to get into it at all, but anyway. I'm trying to get better.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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Yeah, I just didn't want to see her kind of thing. It wasn't really about keeping it out of spite or anything.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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It's more amazing that you pulled it off, then why would I be angry about that?

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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Well, I think you guys are going to help me out.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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I want you to know that before I started dating, even before I had you guys help me advise with my friend, I was in a long relationship before then. It ended messy. So I was definitely taking a long break from dating, but now I'm back out there.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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I feel all right. I mean, I'm finally got on the apps, but why I need your advice is somebody I met in real life, not on the apps.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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Well, her name's Megan, and I met her at the grocery store. What?

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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How did you meet Megan there? Just we caught each other's eyes and then we kept finding each other on almost every eye.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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Yeah, to the point where, like, she jokingly had to ask me, are you following me? With a smile.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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You know, I asked her right back, though, are you following me? And that started up like a... Small conversation. We just talked about what was in our cart, you know?

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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You guys went deep on that first convo. Oh, my God. Yeah, and that led to me asking for her number.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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Yeah, I got her number. Wow.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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Well, you're jumping ahead. There was some ghosting. Yeah. Oh.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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yeah i mean we we did meet up i suggested we go out for dinner like a restaurant just to get to know her more but she countered with just like i don't feel like going out can we just watch a movie and i said sure and she suggested my place is it or i mean like are you because i feel like it's a good sign for just like a one night hangout situation it's not a good sign if you're

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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I felt very comfortable and relaxed. All we ended up doing was just watching a movie, had a couple of drinks.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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So then I thought the night would go a little longer, but she said she had to go and get something from her car real quick. She's like, oh, I got to run to my car real quick. I didn't even think of it. I was having a good time. And that's when she just never came back. Whoa.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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I was concerned. I'm like, I hope no one snatched her up or something. Yeah. Like, text it. I call, I even called the number. I mean, no, no reply for quite a bit. And then she finally got back to me and all she just sent a text over and it just said, Hey, sorry, it's not going to work out between us. That was it.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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I just want to know what was the turnoff, because I'm confused. Was it my apartment? Was it something I did? I don't know.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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Okay. This might lead to me being embarrassed. Who cares? Let's find out what I did so I can, you know.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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I am very hopeful that I'm going to get something positive out of this. It'll be an easy correction to make.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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Do you hear the condescending tone in her voice? Yeah. I'm not hopeful to get another date out of this. It's not like trying to get her back with me. I just want to become better at dating. Okay. And that's sweet.

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission

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Unbelievable. Tell me, is the guitar from my house gone?

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 2 | Heist Story: Part 2

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This is like the old days, Ola. It was a level two spell and I got to reroll my low damages.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 2 | Heist Story: Part 2

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What kind of beholder was this?

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 2 | Heist Story: Part 2

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Thanks for the explanation.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 2 | Heist Story: Part 2

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No, you got a glass of milk for me, please.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 2 | Heist Story: Part 2

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That's good to hear, boss.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 2 | Heist Story: Part 2

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Do you think I'll recognize him?

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 2 | Heist Story: Part 2

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Well, you said it was just the three of them there. And so I assumed I was going to get gossip from Tiffany.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 2 | Heist Story: Part 2

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I'm sure he's gonna be fine. He'll be fine.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 2 | Heist Story: Part 2

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Okay, good, so it's not an advantage.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 2 | Heist Story: Part 2

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Did you pick that up? Did you remember my carrots?

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 2 | Heist Story: Part 2

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None hair with left beef.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 2 | Heist Story: Part 2

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Did he sell you one of those old CD discs that you put into your computer?

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 2 | Heist Story: Part 2

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What are you talking about?

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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So I saw that you had done it. I know Ben had done it. You know, the show seemed to come out of nowhere. And they called me up and asked me if I would like to debate 25 LGBTQ activists. And I said, well, that sounds delightful. Why not? I haven't had enough death threats recently. Why not? And I flew out to L.A. We chatted for, I don't know, two hours or something. And what was most astounding was

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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to me, was at the end of all of these debates, I don't think they raised particularly strong arguments. It was unfair in the sense that their view of human nature is not grounded in reality. So it was going to be an uphill battle in any case. But I did enjoy chatting with a lot of them. And when we got to the end of the show, there was kind of a post-game interview

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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And they said, well, what did you think of it? And I said, I really enjoyed the format. It was nice that I could take on as many of these people with the best arguments that they could possibly come up with. And I really enjoyed it. And I hope I persuaded some of them. But anyway, their mileage may vary. And then they interviewed them. And almost to a man, they said, Knowles is evil. He's a Nazi.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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He's terrible. Talking to him was the most horrific experience of my life. I thought, why are they so angry? I don't know. It seems to me, and I saw this in your episode on Jubilee too,

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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The side that is grounded, calm, generally amiable, willing to listen to the other side, doesn't get all riled up and start screaming and calling people names, usually in a debate, that's the side that has the stronger argument.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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It's allowing men to be treated for the purposes of the law as women. It's men taking 900 sports trophies from women in recent years.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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They took 900. There's a report that just came out from the United Nations, actually. 890 trophies and medals across 600 women who were competing, competitors, across 29 different sports in 400 competitions. That came out like yesterday.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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It didn't happen, and they deserve them. Okay, that is the logic I hear from the pro-trans crowd.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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You know, generally speaking, you can kind of tell. There was another character during this debate, a fella, goes by the name of Blossom. And he was a very large, hulking man, but he had a wig on and everything. And the notion that one would not be able to tell from the shoulders and being like six foot four or whatever. It is kind of silly.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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But that person actually did the meme, which it's not just the LGBTQ activists, but it's the left broadly does, which is they will say such and such that you're claiming is not happening. And then you provide all of the evidence. It's the celebration parallax.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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And Michael Anton... The Celebration Parallax is Michael Anton calls it. That's right. And they'll say, well, no, actually, okay, now that I'm observing it, it's good that it's happening. And so there's something really funny about this format, which is, I think that person, you know, was voted out pretty quickly after that exchange. But there was one guy in particular...

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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Really just one guy of these 25 who I thought was pretty good. He was at least engaging with the arguments on a more serious philosophical and anthropological level. I thought, oh, interesting. I could really have a conversation with this guy. Mason, of course, that guy got voted out in like five seconds.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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No, that guy Mason, I felt he was not making very good arguments in either yours or in mine. There was this other guy. He was a nice enough kid, but he had barely appeared in the episode. That guy Mason, I felt he made a big, big mistake, which is he was rude from the beginning, and so he wasn't winning over the audience or certainly wasn't winning over me.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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But he also made the big mistake, which is he started – talking about something that he obviously knew nothing about. And you know this, Joe. You've done a bazillion debates in your life. You know that when you raise a point in a debate, you better have a good three or four paragraphs to back it up. If you don't, you get totally shut down, as unfortunately for him, happened to him in our exchange.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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I think you're totally right about the hive mind aspect here, because they're going to come in and what they're going to try to hit you on is some statistic. And if being a conservative, I think statistics are basically bunk and not really worth bringing up all that often. But you have to bring them up because in modern culture, people think that that's what debates consist of.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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So you need to go in there with a slew of studies and numbers and statistics. But what's crazy about it, Charlie, is you saw this in your debate. I think you definitely saw it in my debate because we were debating really just human nature. You don't really need a dozen statistics to know that a boy can't become a girl, okay?

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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You don't really need a dozen statistics to know that it's good to enforce the law or that babies are babies and we should protect them. Ultimately, a lot of this comes down to common sense, first principles of practical reason, and basic philosophical intuitions, which unfortunately elude a lot of these people. Even if they are professional debaters in some cases, they have not been trained

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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not just in debate and rhetoric, but even in epistemology, even how to know things about anything. And so I feel it's actually, people say it's an unfair fight because it's 25 versus one. But if you're a conservative who has any kind of grounding at all, it might be unfair in the other direction.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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All of that's true. Certainly, we've seen that happening for years. We know that the quality of education these days is a little bit weak at all the schools. However, there's another insight, a really traditional insight from our civilization and from Christianity that comes out, which is that sin darkens the intellect.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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When you engage in sin and vice, it actually makes you dumber than you otherwise would be. And this is something we all have to watch out for because we all sin, so you got to be careful of it. But for a grown man to show up on television or the internet or just broadly on camera with a big wig on talking about his sexual desires and bizarre sexual practices, that's that is a crazy thing to do.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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That is humiliating for the individual, and he shouldn't do it. And the kinds of arguments that I found they were making basically came down to, hey, I really like this thing, or hey, I have emotional problems, or hey, I was really angry at my family growing up or something. And so I have a great deal of sympathy for people, but it's just, it's evidence that they've lost control of their reason.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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And the whole point of education is to take your appetites, we all have kind of weird appetites sometimes, it's a fallen world, to bring those under the command of your reason. So you say, no, I'm not going to eat the fifth cookie from the cookie jar. That's not going to be good. I want it in some ways, but it won't be good for me to eat that.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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No, I'm not going to do that kind of weird behavior that's being encouraged by our society. But unfortunately, modern education tells you the opposite. It says, hey, if it feels good, do it. If you have any appetite at all, indulge it. Forget about reason. There's no such thing as objective truth. There's no such thing as objective reality. And it leaves these people ultimately

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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not just looking foolish in a debate against some conservative, but it leaves them very sad. I walked into that room. I had a nice time. I actually enjoyed speaking to the people, even the ones who were rude. They walked out of that room by their own admission, angry, sad, probably some of them wishing violence upon me, openly wishing violence upon you. That's not good.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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That's not a good way to live. And if you're constantly furious and angry and just butting your head up against reality, it probably means that something in your ideology is a little bit wrong.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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I think we're going to tell boys that they're not girls.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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Yeah, basically. Yeah, that's what we've done for most of history.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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Yeah, well, because we live at a time that is affirming the transgender delusion. But if we lived at a more sensible time, probably you would have listened.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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And I think we should just return to a more sensible kind of politics.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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I think we kicked the fellas out of the boys' bathroom. We kicked the transgender teaching out of schools. How are you going to do that? We just enforced the law as it was before 2015. Michael? I think it's really as simple as that. Not everything has to be really complicated. And you could hear there from that interlocutor and really from a ton of the people on the Jubilee debate.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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They ask you a question, you give them a simple answer, and then they accuse you of not having answered the question. And it's really because they don't want that answer. But I think what's really most jarring to them, especially on this issue, is how recently all of this has taken place.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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That in the late part of Barack Obama's first term, he held the view of marriage that everyone has held for all of human history, namely that it involves a man and a woman, both of them together. They don't seem aware that until June of 2016, trans-identifying people were not permitted in the U.S. military. Of course not. You know, it's contrary to reality.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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It shows that they've got some psychological problems. It's not good for military fitness. They don't seem to realize that until the 2016 election cycle, there wasn't a big blow up fight over bathrooms and some big push from the left to send men into the girls bathroom. They don't understand how recently this is. I guess my question for all of them.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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is one of the basic conservative objections to all of modern liberalism, which is, hey, if statistically everyone everywhere for all of history has thought a certain thing about human nature, Isn't there a decent chance they were right? You know, if you and like five of your friends think the opposite, isn't there just a... Isn't it more likely that everyone else was right? I don't know.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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That seems persuasive to me. Maybe not to them.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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Okay, I think for all of history everywhere, people have understood the human person to have something to do with his body. So like your body has something to do with who you are. Now there is an alternative view, which is called Gnosticism.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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It's a view that our bodies don't really have anything to do with who we are, that the body is maybe even evil, and that our true selves have no connection to our bodies. And I see in the transgender ideology a kind of Gnosticism that says that you could look like a man, you could have a man's genetics, you could have a man's genitals, you could have a man's everything.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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But if you feel on some deep level that you're really a woman, then you are really a woman. And I don't think that's true. And I think that the social effects of that are really bad because it leads to the depriving women of their legitimate rights. In some cases, it leads to rapes, notably in the last few years. And it also leads to women losing their sports competitions and their scholarships.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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And it's just disordered and false. And it also leads to more people adopting this identity, which leads to very high rates of anxiety, depression, and suicide. So it's bad for everyone, and it's not grounded in reality.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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I'm not physically the largest guy in the world, but I suppose he could have just like thrown me down onto the pavement. But I felt that... That wouldn't have been ladylike, Michael. That would not have been ladylike. It would have undercut his argument that he was a lady. And...

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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And right after that clip, the first response that guy made was he said, oh, you have no idea what you're talking about. You don't even understand the words you're saying. And I thought, you know, look, man, you could disagree. I guess you could try to disagree with what I'm saying about human nature. I think it would be difficult. But you can't tell me that I haven't articulated a view here. OK.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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And I think for much of the modern left, it's clear enough for us. who have some familiarity with history and how people have understood human nature. It's clear enough to us to say, oh, you're really denying that there's a connection between identity and the body.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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And then paradoxically, you're actually going in later and insisting that you mutilate the body to be more closely in line with your fantasy of how you really are or whatever. And there's a name for that. It's a Gnostic ideology. There have been many instances of it throughout history.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Trump’s Salvo for Peace Against “Dictator” Zelenskyy

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Oh, thank you. But they did not appreciate that. Blossom did not think it was a profound point. And I suspect it's because where they're coming at this is not through a critical examination of human nature. What they're coming at this from is saying, look, I want to do this. I have this hang-up. Of course. And I get it.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Ask Charlie Anything 208: Fat Kids = Child Abuse? Afghanistan Alternatives? Is DCFS Abusive?

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Hey, Charlie, just talking about Vivek's comments, and I'm wondering why so many people are missing his main point. His main point is that the American education system has been a disaster, is a disaster, and so has been lazy American parenting over the last 50 years. It's a culture that is not producing American geniuses. That was his main point, and everybody seems to be skipping that.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Ask Charlie Anything 208: Fat Kids = Child Abuse? Afghanistan Alternatives? Is DCFS Abusive?

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Oh, absolutely. I do think, though, that the American people need to face some harsh realities that the way we've been doing things over the last several decades isn't the path to the to a good future. And people need to wake up about it.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Ask Charlie Anything 208: Fat Kids = Child Abuse? Afghanistan Alternatives? Is DCFS Abusive?

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For more on many of these stories and news you can trust, go to CharlieKirk.com.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Rafe LaFrentz ist key there. Oh, that was good.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Passing the ball to Michael Dolly.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12

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Dan Levitard.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12

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Yes.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12

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Two are gonna take us on a trip so far from here From boring mediocrity to dominance so near You know why? Cause we've waited so long Since Marino! We've waited so long 79 for so long Dolphins waited so long And now we've got a tour ticket to paradise. Won't you grab a mask and we'll leave tonight with our tour ticket to paradise. With our tour ticket to paradise. We've waited so long.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12

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This is Reno. We've waited so long. 79 for so long. Now we've got a tour ticket to paradise. Won't you grab a mask and we'll leave tonight with our tour ticket to paradise. With our tour ticket to paradise. Woo!

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Share & Scrotox & Tell with Katie Nolan, Michael Cruz Kayne Nolan and Pablo Torre

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Something I think about a lot is the invention of the mirror. I've been thinking about this a lot lately. Screw that person. And if it hadn't been for that, you wouldn't have to. We wouldn't have cameras.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Share & Scrotox & Tell with Katie Nolan, Michael Cruz Kayne Nolan and Pablo Torre

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The thing I think about all the time is, like, if you got a haircut in the year, like, you know, six, would you just have to, like, go down to the lake and be like, does this look good? Be like, no, nobody f***ing splash.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Share & Scrotox & Tell with Katie Nolan, Michael Cruz Kayne Nolan and Pablo Torre

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Actually, you're who's making this up. I'm rubber and you're glue. Your dad had an emerald mine.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Share & Scrotox & Tell with Katie Nolan, Michael Cruz Kayne Nolan and Pablo Torre

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What if you look at each other like that? Yeah, exactly. And then you're Narcissus. Yes.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Share & Scrotox & Tell with Katie Nolan, Michael Cruz Kayne Nolan and Pablo Torre

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You're bad. And the thing that's so embarrassing about it, because it is so embarrassing, is you don't need this lie.

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It doesn't help you. Just leave it alone. Just be the richest man. But what it makes you think is how you do anything is how you do everything. So if you're lying about this, this is who you are. Someone who is so... profoundly incapable of feeling loved that you have to jump through. And I'm also, oh, and, and I'm also the, I'm the best pole vaulter dead. And I'm also the best at checkers.

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You're not bro. Just leave it alone.

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It really, it's like, it's so pathetic to me. It's so humiliating. And I have so much sympathy for someone that pathetic and unloved, except that he's got the hands on the levers of every bad thing in the world.

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It is perfect. It's just perfect. Just what an incredible, like a little, a soupçon of racism just to kind of... And you know what?

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I don't know anything about gaming. So maybe you do if you want to be the number one ranked player in Pervert 5 or whatever game you're playing. You might need to have 10 guys get together and all be like trading their masturbating points to get to the top of the thing, whatever it is. But you should just be honest. Just be like... The thing is that... Sorry, just one more thing.

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You're one of the top guys in the rotation.

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He's a liar. He's literally a cheater and a liar. His excuse for it also is such a window into his psyche that's like, well, everybody's cheating. Not everybody. No. You think that because that's your nature.

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German chemist? German chemist. How late is it? I'm surprised. It had to be early. This feels like one of those things where if we look it up someplace else, they're going to be like, a Chinese dude invented this a thousand years before. Admittedly, I always have to say this now.

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He's like a perfect character for our time, though.

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He's literally the avatar for all of civilization right now.

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I read an article in the New York Post, absolutely amazing publication. Had to be real.

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1756.001

About a trend, also must be a trend because the New York Post says that it is. Two people have done it online. About women doing something called labia puffing, where you take a filler or like Botox or something and inject it into your labia to make your labia look younger, I guess. Puffy, certainly puffier.

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I believe that. I guess I don't... What I thought about it the second that I read it is I don't think that most men, and maybe you're not doing it for men, I don't think that most men get to the point in an encounter where they go... You know, I wish the labia looked younger.

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I think at that point, you're mostly like, I'm actually really enjoying myself, and I'd like to keep going in the direction that I was going.

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A very long time. I've been married since 2008 or something.

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So you think that porn is so, like the culture is so infected.

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This is like how some people don't like Kendrick Lamar. You're like, this is my that.

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Isn't there, sorry to interrupt you, but also wasn't there recently a, like, scrotox? Isn't that also a thing where the dudes are injecting the, the dudes are- You guys are killing my- Scrotox? My Google search history. Scrotox? Where are you getting this information? A beautiful portmanteau.

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I think to make your- Less veiny? Or maybe less droopy, or I don't know what.

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And now that jaw's basically good.

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That's another Jeopardy. This is Price is Right.

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I'm talking about, well, it was jaw, chin, chins, but that made me think of, I had recently read a thing in the post about labia puffing, which made me think of a thing that I had also recently read about scrotox. And you can sort of, from this, tell what the algorithm is doing to me.

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Right. So the jawline thing.

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So wait, what was the jawline thing? The jawline thing was guys getting hardcore jawlines. Like, you know, like taking fat from the back of their.

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Like Matt Reif. Matt Reif's in the article.

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You said you didn't read this article, but...

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As it feels like it. Which is what makes you feel like it's not true. Because I feel like you actually literally could not do that.

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I would say you went kind of insane for a minute there. You sort of did a thing where I think you were like, I don't know that much about this, and then proceeded to give us, I think, from birth, every detail about that, right? You were speaking in tongues at one point.

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You're telling me none of those people, King Tut, none of those had a mirror?

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Right. And then be like a sort of that.

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Yeah. Like find a picture of me on the internet or like look at me right now.

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Pause the video right now and just be like, okay, so it's kind of.

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People would pay, I think, a million or a billion dollars, they're saying, for this.

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To look like me. They'll do the whole face, yeah.

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That's what the scrotum said and look what happened. But I think the thing that you've alluded to that does happen frequently that we all know is you start with the one thing and then you're like, ooh, you know what, I gotta... And then you fine-tune too much.

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But what ends up happening, as you're saying, is you buy, you've got your f***ing s***y house that you live in and you put a f***ing fire couch in the living room and you're like, the rest of the living room looks like s***.

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So now we've got to f***ing redo everything.

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Or maybe they had reflective surfaces that weren't mirrors. Is that possible? I don't even know what that would be.

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Yeah, I like how the direction we've gone in, which is, like, there's sort of these various pressures on women. Instead of being like, we're going to fix that, it's like, you know what we'll do?

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Yeah, I'm realizing that this is... So he's been talking about his penis size for a long time. And somehow... We have not heard it.

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And I think that's wonderful. I think it's great.

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Whatever size it is, I think it's great.

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I didn't know about all these fun games you could play about the Diablo 4 and the PoE 2 and how you could be a... Oh, maybe I said the thing about a forest mage.

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Do you think his estate gets a nickel every time you look in a mirror? They should. Every time you look, you got to send a nickel to Eustace's estate. Okay.

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It's something I've been thinking about a lot. I should have made that my topic for the day.

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Yeah, those are my initials right there.

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My wife got me one, I think like as a semi-joke, and then I wore it every single day.

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Yeah, not available in stores. No. Available in stores.

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You could probably hire J.Crew to put the same letters on it.

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Promo code Eustace. Right, exactly.

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Yeah, I'm actually a pretty f***ing interesting guy.

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Yeah, well, I'm pretty f***ing interesting, Katie.

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So you'd be like in the city of the Super Bowl, but...

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Middle. What do the other ones do?

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It's me with the volume off. I'm telling everyone else to be quiet while I sing Les Mis and the Super Bowl's on.

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Okay, Jordan. Look at how it's spelled. You're right. I like saying it like Jordan because it feels like she's from the Superman universe. Like Kal-El. Jordan.

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And wasn't the brother removed from public view for a while? He sure was. He's coming back in the Dunkin' commercial?

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What was your reaction, Michael, when you saw Jorda? I was watching the Super Bowl with my wife, my daughter, and my daughter's friend. Shout out Lupe. And my son was at a Super Bowl party. This commercial came on. I screamed, that's his girlfriend. And the three women I was with were like, what are you saying? What are you talking about?

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What if I can make it only me and none of them? Can I just not hear them?

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And every time they showed her, I went, that's his girlfriend. And I had to explain to him the significance of it. But I was like, he's this age and she's that age.

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She's a third. It's an even third. Boom, boom, boom. Right up there. There's a guy who has two kids. Three Jordans makes one Bill Belichick.

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Absolutely good for her. Go get it, girly. You're feeling the phone calls.

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Lord knows what it's like being Belichick's one-third-as-old girlfriend. Negotiating with the athletes.

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Right. This is actually really interesting intel.

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If they're both there for the wrong reasons, isn't it the right reasons?

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I believe mathematically speaking. Yes, two negatives make a right reason.

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I feel like there are micro abrasions throughout the lens. Oh, you're gonna have micro abrasions like crazy.

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Like, do you think their relationship is a lot of Bill being like, how do you get the internet on here?

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913.914

Hey, can you tell me how to get texts on my phone?

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921.176

It's like when your dad gets an iPad. I wish we were in the writer's room for that, for the Jordan material. Yeah, Snoop, if you're looking for writers for the next time you host the whatever that was. The NFL Honors.

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And yet... Not me, buddy. I don't need it from anyone.

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I'm very comfortable with my own skin. Not a single person. Self-sufficient emotionally and psychologically.

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Pizzagate: We Investigate the (Real) Government Plot to Stuff You with Cheese

1388.174

So coming out of that trip to the caves and that kind of very embarrassing moment for everybody, instead of asking that question, how do we get dairy farmers to grow less cows and make less milk that gets turned into cheese? They asked the question, how do we get people to eat more cheese?

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Pizzagate: We Investigate the (Real) Government Plot to Stuff You with Cheese

1409.347

And that's where they came up with the ingenious idea of creating a fund to pay for marketing schemes, which the U.S. government would then oversee and control. That was the birth of this entity called dairy management, whose mission it is to increase the consumption of cheese in every which way they can.

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Pizzagate: We Investigate the (Real) Government Plot to Stuff You with Cheese

1805.043

Cheese was delivering to us not just the luscious sensation of mouthfeel, but also heart disease. And then to kind of realize that the federal government with U.S. taxpayer money supporting it is in fact guiding and overseeing this effort. to get us to eat more and more cheese.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Pizzagate: We Investigate the (Real) Government Plot to Stuff You with Cheese

1829.231

We went from 1970 until recently tripling our cheese consumption to 33 pounds a year, which is basically 60,000 calories just from cheese, which is arguably one of the biggest man-made health disasters of our time. obesity, overweight, type 2 diabetes related to overeating.

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Pizzagate: We Investigate the (Real) Government Plot to Stuff You with Cheese

818.988

You know, it's an odd business, journalism, right? Where one moment I'm traipsing around the Middle East and then the next, you know, moment I'm poking into, you know, craft and how they get us to eat so much. It's, you gotta love it.

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Pizzagate: We Investigate the (Real) Government Plot to Stuff You with Cheese

844.588

One of the big moments, I think, when it comes to sort of understanding how cheese got, you know, woven into our diet so heavily, actually goes back to 1981, when the new incoming Secretary of Agriculture got tipped to the most bizarre situation in the middle of the country. And he flew out there, perhaps thinking, this is like so unbelievable, I have to see this for myself.

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Pizzagate: We Investigate the (Real) Government Plot to Stuff You with Cheese

875.018

And, you know, landed and went to Missouri, where they have these natural underground caverns, which was really valuable, as it turns out, because there's sort of natural cooling in the caverns. And what he saw was just... Astounding and kind of mind-blowing to him. There were 1.9 billion pounds of processed cheese that was sitting in these caverns, unused, unwanted, certainly uneaten.

The LOL Podcast

I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!

1510.447

Oh, I heard the important stuff.

The LOL Podcast

I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!

1530.781

Oh, actually, Kinsey? No, but you weren't there...

The LOL Podcast

I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!

1537.204

We were at the pickleball courts. I just want you to know Maverick was mad before because me and Michael were beating them in a 2v2. So he was already beating them.

The LOL Podcast

I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!

1563.764

You see, Maverick was already mad because me and Michael had a crazy comeback against Maverick.

The LOL Podcast

I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!

1571.49

He was mad because he kept talking. I kept serving it at him while he was talking because he wouldn't shut up. And anyway, we won, so he was mad. And then he decides to leave, like, an hour and a half, like, 30 minutes before he really needed to.

The LOL Podcast

I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!

1588.498

It was kind of true.

The LOL Podcast

I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!

1667.146

All right. So here's what happened. Anyway, after we beat them, he was a little angry. So they left.

The LOL Podcast

I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!

1679.964

I'm not going to let lies happen. They left, but they were angry when they left. Whether that's why they left, I don't know. But they were angry when they left. Cash decides to stay with us, and he's going to come back by 3.10. Maverick said 3.10. And we all knew Cash wasn't going to be there by 3.10. You knew that.

The LOL Podcast

I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!

1695.703

i'm so lost i said i had to leave this house at 3 10 and cash decides to stay with us and maverick said i'm leaving you at 3 10 okay if you're not back so we're driving back we're gonna be yeah we're supposed to be that we're the map says 3 19 we're gonna be at the house so me and cash it's crazy because we were about five minutes from the house and we look at each other we're like maverick's definitely leaving you like he's gone right now and then we pull up to the stop sign and we see their car so

The LOL Podcast

I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!

1726.069

And then we pull up to the house, and then Cash gets in the car, and that's where my story ends, unfortunately. That's where my story ends.

The LOL Podcast

I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!

1782.811

He said very hurtful words to me that I cannot repeat. It was very offensive.

The LOL Podcast

I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!

1880.504

That's where it started. He was angry at Cash after.

The LOL Podcast

Harper’s Quitting School!

1338.52

Okay, so let Alex tell the story now. No, I'm going to have to vouch for Maverick here, unfortunately. Maverick was very nice, asked you to leave, and me and Cash looked at each other and we said, how long do you think he'll stand down there and say, Cash, let's go? That was our conversation.

The LOL Podcast

Harper’s Quitting School!

3373.902

It's deep.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

1002.613

If there's a tornado, we're going to go into that small bathroom downstairs. No.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

1056.6

No, a helmet, I would say that's smart.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

1106.36

That's Oklahoma stuff. That's crazy. I mean, my family definitely watched it.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

1154.37

You were going to slash all three tires?

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

1540.228

It's so funny what homeschoolers don't know. I know. They have to take attendance somehow.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

1576.324

They just marked everybody here.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

1614.164

Matt's the type of guy to say, uh, present. No, he's the type of guy to say a different way of saying it every single day of the year.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

1681.714

Yes!

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

1684.014

What did we say the other day?

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

1716.575

What?

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

1875.914

We're frisbee.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

1877.756

Shot put, yeah, we're frisbee. No, those are like super, super strong big guys.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

192.771

That's why you pay the three extra dollars to get the immediate service.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

199.115

Well, yeah, because they're only allowed to go from the restaurant to your house. That's not true.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

2213.871

Thank you. Thank you.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

3051.675

And now that there's no more podcasts, now you can do your whole music video fighting scenes all the time.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

3061.44

What do you want?

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

3107.273

What? Can't legally do that, technically.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

3254.948

Wait, there's an actual. You guys. There's a death day on the calendar. We should do it then.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

3263.554

This is like.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

3292.962

As we bury him, we'll press his button. As he's going into the ground. He's like, no.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

3382.822

Kate and I will allow you to use our new set.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

3440.93

That would be cool.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

3524.117

Yeah, that's me. I feel like I hear every joke that Harper says. If you take a risk.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

3534.305

over there in the corner lobby so i'm like thank you y'all just to talk too loud y'all can't even hear yeah exactly i'm just hard of hearing we are hard of hearing i want my hearing check listen me and mav have yelled at each other so much growing up that now we are hard of hearing we were in target the other day and i didn't know where y'all were and i was just about to call mav and i was like i really don't need to you know i can just hear them i walk over one aisle and i was like

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

3558.246

Oh, I know where they are. And I walked right to y'all. I swear.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

357.746

Tell her it's a game.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

3587.902

When the boys are in the kitchen together talking, and me and Kate could literally be this close. I'm like, hey, Kate. And she's like, what, what? I'm like, she's like, what, what?

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

3603.122

Kate and I have to leave the room to talk to each other because we can't hear.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

3629.305

All right, guys.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

3632.227

Oh, wait. Are we at time?

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

443.374

Man, I hardcore assumed when they said Diana, I was thinking like an older lady and I was like, she's going to be so sick of y'all. Dude, guys, that's crazy. Alex, how does it feel to be killed by an Uber driver?

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

618.318

And she was like... She was, like, taken back when she looked in this room. She was like, oh, my God.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

660.572

Well, maybe the person who spoke English and Spanish, maybe they were telling her who we are. Oh. Maybe. Maybe not.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

69.866

Ron Stoppable. Ron.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

7.634

I enjoy it. I just also would like to have kids one day. But what does that have to do with the podcast?

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

74.75

That's crazy.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

760.914

Yeah.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

764.216

Yeah. Also, you're not going to have any time to actually think about this, but they say that if you do have time, like, if you're swept up in a tornado or something, try to knock yourself out. What? No, you do. Oh, yeah. Because then your body is limp, and whenever you hit the ground, you're not as tense, and less bones will break.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

843.18

There was a tornado near Livingston probably like two or three years ago, and this lady's dog got swept up in the tornado.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

851.029

And they found it on the other side of the lake.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

853.892

It was alive. Wow. It's the size of honey.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

885.807

Did y'all ever hear about the tornado that went through Temple like literally five minutes down the road from my house?

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

894.613

There are people watching this, I can guarantee you, from Temple. Oh! Okay, but anyways, I'm sitting in my house all alone. Me and Stella just sitting there. Power's out. I hate the dark. And it's pitch black outside. Y'all ever seen a tornado from Temple's 1955? All I can hear is stuff like hitting the side of my house. And also I hear the siren for the tornado. It's like, whoo, whoo.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

916.503

And I have like 5% battery left. I'm like, my last call, I'm going to call Maverick. I'm like, Maverick. And he's like, oh, I got to go. I'm at the casino. Bye. I was like, okay. We all went together? We were dating. When was it? June?

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

948.402

It was intense.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

955.987

No, it was a big deal. I left my house the next day after I was advised not to leave my house. And I soon realized after getting on the road in my car, I should not be driving around. Because there were like stop signs completely bent over. Like roofs from houses were on the street in my neighborhood. And I was like, oh, got to turn around and go back. That's so scary. Yeah, it was so scary.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

976.08

Dude, yeah, no, I've seen so many stories. You have to hide in the bathtub.

The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

980.143

Well, my mom told me to hide in an interior room, and I only had one interior room, and it was my laundry room.

The LOL Podcast

What Happened To Harper and Maddox?

2906.071

Oh. Listen, do you hear the noises he is making?

The LOL Podcast

What Happened To Harper and Maddox?

3030.282

It's literally this big.

The LOL Podcast

What Happened To Harper and Maddox?

783.293

I'm going to get a hard one and then if y'all can't get it, we'll do it different.

The Planet Reigate Podcast

49: Our report on the big Harlequin meeting and the Morris Men’s group which may not dance to see 100 years… and more

2038.168

We still haven't had a report... on the extent and what in the nature is of the rack of concrete. Is it in planks? Is it in situ? We don't know. We're rather putting the cart before the horse by trying to get rid of all our staff without actually knowing what we're going to have to do to the building to put it right and how... Sorry, Chairman, and how long it's going to take.

The Planet Reigate Podcast

49: Our report on the big Harlequin meeting and the Morris Men’s group which may not dance to see 100 years… and more

2070.078

And I think, to me, if I was in charge of the building, that would have been the first thing I would have done, find out what's wrong and how long it's going to take and how much it's going to cost. And I think that's what ought to be done. APPLAUSE

The Planet Reigate Podcast

55: Stories from Run Reigate runners as they crossed the finish line, the big Redhill Arts Takeover week… and more

1515.31

Someone else is with me here now, and I can't quite work out what it is that you were running into. It's an octopus mascot costume from Better Leisure. The Leisure Centre's in Hawley, Donnings in Redhill, Dorking and Leatherhead. I'm an assistant manager at Dorking. My name's Michael. Considering it's so overcast, I was surprised at quite how warm it was.

The Planet Reigate Podcast

55: Stories from Run Reigate runners as they crossed the finish line, the big Redhill Arts Takeover week… and more

1532.778

I did the 10k at Gatwick earlier in the year in the mascot costume as well. That was hot and heavy.

The Planet Reigate Podcast

55: Stories from Run Reigate runners as they crossed the finish line, the big Redhill Arts Takeover week… and more

1542.183

Yeah, you don't have any airflow in it, so it does get a bit sweaty. OK, so you reckon you've lost a few pounds? Probably, yeah. The flat's not too bad. The uphill's obviously a struggle because your pace slows down so you've got even less airflow. And the downhill, because the visibility's not great out of it, you have to be really careful about where you're stepping. None of it's easy.

The Planet Reigate Podcast

55: Stories from Run Reigate runners as they crossed the finish line, the big Redhill Arts Takeover week… and more

1559.539

But that's the kind of point, really, isn't it? Yeah, exactly.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

3371.448

Hello. What's up? I have $40,000 in debt, and I have been put on short-term disability, and I'm at a breaking point to where my credit card bills are going to go behind.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

3387.962

Um, mental health issues. I had to have medication changes and they took me out of work for it. And it's been a month and a half. Uh, I had a thousand dollars saved up for it and I floated all my bills for that month. And, uh, I'm out of funds and I'm at the point to where everything's about to run behind.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

3419.829

Yes, I'm on short-term disability right now.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

3425.14

I'm getting $300 a week and my wife does work, but she's only bringing in $1,000 every two weeks. What does she do? She works in a factory.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

3448.86

No, that's full-time. Prior to me going on short-term, we were bringing in roughly $5,000 a month, but me being on short-term has cut my funds by about $2,000.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

3463.249

I'm dated to go back in March, but it could be sooner or they could decide to extend it. I don't really know. It's up to my doctor.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

3474.456

I'm all right right now, but like I said, this debt's stressing me out.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

3619.515

See, I did that with one credit card, and they cut my bill in half. But they canceled the card and put me on a 60-month plan. And by doing that, dropped my FICO score by about 70 points.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

3637.211

Could care less. Okay, so here's my next question. One of my ways of thinking was I don't care about my credit cards. My house payment's only $300 plus land taxes plus insurance.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

3653.898

uh that's i not counting my debt for credit cards um my the bills to run the house is about two grand okay now um i don't care about my credit cards i don't care about my debt my house is five years out from being paid off great my car is 10 months out from being paid off okay I want to keep my house paid. I want to keep my cars paid.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

3685.097

I was willing to let my credit cards get behind and then call them and see if I can get the same deal off them once I get back.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

3709.606

It's more like $2,300. That leaves us about $700 for food.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

3726.73

Yeah, she's bringing in $2,000. I'm making about $1,200. The light, the gas, all that added up together on top of my car payment and my house payment coming out just over two grand.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

4869.105

Hey, Don, how you guys doing?

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

4875.919

Hey, I was just wondering if I could give you some of my financial life insight and help me figure out the two-part question. You got it. The first question being, how can I budget mine and my wife's irregular income? And the second question being, where should I go next? So my wife and I's income, I make about $80,000 a year.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

4901.264

And she is a stay at home mom, but she has a side hustle where she's watching children. She makes anywhere between a hundred to $400 a week.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

4911.632

Um, and that's, uh, I'm currently working on making more money within the next month. I'll probably be making, um, working on making a hundred thousand dollars a year.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

4923.121

And, I'm saving for retirement at the moment. Um, 6% matches company I'm with now is doing. Okay. And, um, Yeah, that's where I'm at. I've got a one-year-old and I've got a $1,700 mortgage.

The Ramsey Show

You Can Build Wealth No Matter Where You Are in Life

4959.403

So I make no more. Usually every week I bring home about $1,100. Okay. And on most weeks you bring home about $200. Okay.

The Ramsey Show

Small Changes Now Mean Big Wins Later

3947.164

So probably about... $600,000 in stocks and mutual funds, about another $600,000 in IRAs and 401ks. Then I got about $400,000 in equity on my home, and then I've got a vacation home with about another $150,000, $200,000 in equity on that. And then I've got probably $70,000 sitting in a savings account.

The Ramsey Show

Small Changes Now Mean Big Wins Later

3983.827

My best year working income is 230 now. My worst year was when I started very, very long time ago at about 18,000 a year.

The Ramsey Show

Small Changes Now Mean Big Wins Later

4002.213

I'm in finance. I'm a CFO right now.

The Ramsey Show

Small Changes Now Mean Big Wins Later

4008.513

Actually, I've got an undergrad in psychology, but a master's in finance.

The Ramsey Show

Small Changes Now Mean Big Wins Later

4042.119

Uh, I just bought, so the first time in my life I paid cash for a car. I just bought it two weeks ago. It's a Toyota Land Cruiser.

The Ramsey Show

Small Changes Now Mean Big Wins Later

4052.149

Uh, she drives a Lincoln Corsair. How old? The car or the wife? The car.

The Ramsey Show

Small Changes Now Mean Big Wins Later

4067.794

Just stay at 21. No, I always tell my wife it's 39, and she's been 39 for 20 years.

The Ramsey Show

Small Changes Now Mean Big Wins Later

4089.869

Oh, yeah. It's just about work, Dave. I mean, it's hard work. It's putting money away. It's not, you know, my wife and I talked about this a couple years ago. You know, we watched our friends in our early 20s, you know, go into debt, going on vacation and buying cars, and we didn't do that, right? We stayed at home.

The Ramsey Show

Small Changes Now Mean Big Wins Later

4108.403

We didn't have our first vacation until we were married for four years, and it was a road trip to Colorado. So... you know, we were, our dates were picnics in a, in a local park that had a concert during the summer on the weekends. So we can go out to dinner. We didn't do that stuff. We, we socked our money away.

The Ramsey Show

Small Changes Now Mean Big Wins Later

4123.233

And, and the other thing I will tell you is we also didn't, we also have conversations about everything, right? Like she knows our investments. I'm not hiding anything from her. We don't make any big decisions without talking. Even when I want to change jobs or move on, I don't do it unless I have her blessing.

The Ramsey Show

Small Changes Now Mean Big Wins Later

4164.483

Oh yeah. I, I, you never, I think at that point you're, you're going to lose your million pretty quick. Um, so I mean, my opinion, I mean, I, I agonized about this car for four months before I bought it. I've never, I've never bought a new car. I take that back. I bought one new car early on and my father let me have it.

The Ramsey Show

Small Changes Now Mean Big Wins Later

4182.759

Um, he was in the car business and made it very clear that buying a new car was not smart. So this was kind of a little thing for me. And, and, um, You know, even then, if he was still alive, I'm sure I'd be getting a what for for buying a new car.

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2589.839

All right. It seems kind of silly, and I'll try to keep this short, but I'm a pretty long-winded talker. I know that. I am too. My ex and I, I'm 28. We got married when I was 24. We did all the right things. We got married. We bought a house. We got the toys to go along with it. We had a daughter. And He's really struggled with alcoholism. And because of her safety, I ultimately decided to leave.

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2619.39

He does not pay child support in our divorce. I said, you know, 200 bucks a month. I'll take care of it. At that point, I had been doing it by myself for so long that I was like, it really doesn't matter. My main thought at that time was I tried to give him, I think, more grace than he probably should. I wanted him to be able to get back on his feet.

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2643.339

He was living with his mom, and the truck that we had bought was $30,000. We got a loan, put five down. He owed $25,000, or we owed $25,000. And I just got a statement from them, and this has been a couple years now, that there is still $25,000 left. And so what happens is he doesn't make any payments. They threaten to take it. He makes a big payment, you know, to give him off his back.

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2670.534

And I've talked to the lender and said, you know, what can I do? And they're basically saying nothing unless he refinances, which he has no interest in doing. So between the truck getting behind and then, like, he doesn't, pay child support. I think he's paid it once. Last December, he paid me the $200. Who told him it was optional? Well, so we don't have it enforced.

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2695.497

I haven't gone through the child support division. We just put it on paper in our divorce, but I can make the call the day to do it. The courts actually said his child support would be about $800, but again... Yeah, I was going to say it sounds low. Keep the truck payment current, and we'll kind of go from there.

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2717.162

Yeah. And so I'm just kind of wondering if there's anything I can do to kind of get off that, and if I should...

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2723.863

call and get the child support just taking out my fear is whenever i've got this up to him he kind of withdraws and stops taking our daughter and i just i know it's not my responsibility to keep their relationship good um but i do feel you know an obligation because she's so young to at least buy some time for her to make the choice on how their relationship progresses she's two yeah um

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2757.569

No, he's still with mom, and he's actually never taken me off of the joint account we had. So I don't use it, but I can see it. I imagine there's some cash coming through that I don't see because I've never seen a payment to his mom. I've never seen any sort of. large withdrawal from the account. I mean, it's literally all, I'm sorry, it's alcohol.

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2776.3

It's $30 at gas stations here and there, the occasional gas stop.

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2781.484

$100 at Walmart. Yeah, yeah, he has a job. And from what I can see, he gets about $800 a week through that job.

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2789.751

He doesn't help. I think he's working construction now, doing concrete. And he just, I mean, he doesn't, He doesn't do daycare. He sees her on Monday and Wednesdays for a couple hours, and then he gets her for an overnight on Friday.

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2819.008

Well, that's why I'm kind of like torn because I'm working through the baby steps on my own to just try to get ahead. I've got two credit cards that, I mean, my debt's less than $5,000. My car I paid off when we sold our house. Like, I'm doing okay unless I'm kind of like, is it even worth ruffling the feathers? But at the same time, I'm like, it's been, you know, a year and a half and you haven't

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2840.629

done anything and you're flaking on taking her all the time. So if you're not going to at least see her... Mikayla, you're the sweetest person I've ever talked to.

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2858.175

Say that part again. He's a good friend to his friends. He's a good, you know, but he's just not a good partner, and he's not been a great dad up until... You can be a great drinking buddy and be a terrible husband. Yes.

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2945.02

Hey, listen. Oh, yeah, I'm very transparent with him. I sent him a long message last week. I said, here's kind of where I'm at. Like, I need you to think about this because we can't continue what we're doing.

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2954.724

I do have solace. Yeah, he just kind of says, okay, you know, I'll see what I can do, but I know nothing will come. I have comfort because he's living with his mom, and I know her mom, and we have an okay relationship. So my daughter's at least safe while she's there because...

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2969.614

they're there you know so i'm like i have part of me is like don't move out of your house well then i would mess around i mean george what do you think i i just feel like you did you go through the courts for this was there a decree yes so everything is actually finalized this month on the 18th so why did the judge not finalize and say hey he's got to refinance sell or pay this car off and force it that's part of the deal um so they did so on paper it does say that he's responsible for that um

The Ramsey Show

Getting Your House In Order Is The First Step To Financial Success

2999.468

Because, I mean, I gave him everything else. He's responsible for what? For the truck loan, but the lender is saying, well, you signed the loan, so you're not off the hook.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

634.055

So I'm currently 18, and by the time I graduate, I'm probably looking at a $100,000 to $120,000 loan that I'm sitting at. And my current car is under my mom's name with her interest rates on it. and her credit got ruined by my dad leaving. And I'm looking to switch the car with way less percentage of interest, but I have to max out my credit cards for the down payment to put on it.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

664.812

And I don't know what to do, if it's even worth it or not.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

672.238

I'm sitting, so I bought the car at $30,000. I'm looking at $41,000 right now.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

688.47

I had a $70,000 car and another $60,000. I sold it. I made profit, but my mom's credit card ruined, and they gave me a 12% interest on it, and I didn't realize until yesterday when I checked, and I only had it for five months.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

716.697

So I'm sitting at $1,000 to $1,500 from my work at retail. And I had side businesses before, and I had like about $70,000. I blew it all. And now I make maybe $500 to $1,000 from my side businesses. A month.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

738.251

Nothing. I'm in debt to my credit cards.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

747.637

Right now, if I trade in, they're giving me $27,000. Oh, my gosh. That's a trade-in. $12,000 negative equity on it.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

767.918

There's a lien on the car that I can't pay.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

777.85

My car payment comes exactly to $1,000. Oh, my gosh.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

785.858

Basically everything at all. No, no, I can't put on credit.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

799.283

I don't know how. No, I make like $1,500. On a good month, I make $2,000. On small months in retail, I make $1,500.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

832.306

It came from I used to sell screen protectors and cases during COVID when I was 14 on Amazon.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

843.393

Yeah. And I gave most of it to my mom after the separation. And she's sitting at least at $300,000 to $400,000 herself. Yeah.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

875.416

I tried doing that, but I have to.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

885.082

Amen. I can't. I can't put it on a credit card.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

889.285

I have maybe $3,500 left on a credit that I can spend.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

903.297

Do that, right? And then what about on the new car? So that's the thing that doesn't make sense to me on the new car that I looked at that I'm going to get. I'm seeing monthly payments instead of 96-month loan. I didn't say anything about monthly payments.

The Ramsey Show

Quit Letting Broke People Give You Financial Advice!

922.673

Because we tried when we went to the bank. I didn't want you to go to the bank.

The Ramsey Show

The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady

4531.449

Absolutely. How can Ken and I help? Sure. So it's really just general investment advice and guidance. I got married a few months ago. Congrats. And thank God we got, thank you. We got a lot of money in wedding gifts. You know, we currently don't have any debt, but we have like $45,000 sitting in our checking account, which is obviously ridiculous. That's amazing. Yeah, thank you.

The Ramsey Show

The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady

4555.693

I just wanted advice on, you know, where you would put it and also just some, you know, passive investing with my income.

The Ramsey Show

The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady

4578.002

No, that's everything.

The Ramsey Show

The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady

4589.346

Not so much. Our rent is about $2,400. Utilities and other... 300. I own my car. It's probably around 3,500 altogether a month.

The Ramsey Show

The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady

4604.452

Yeah, maybe a little more, 3,800. Okay.

The Ramsey Show

The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady

4674.098

And would you recommend keeping that in cash?

The Ramsey Show

The Key to Financial Success: Slow and Steady

4692.677

Okay. And do you have any recommendations for high yield savings?

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

115.57

I'm having a little issue. I lost my husband in 2008 and got a settlement because he died in a work accident and had a family friend who was a trust officer at a regional bank and offered to help me walk through the whole process and drew up some trust for me and my kids. And, uh, two years ago I found out that he stole all the money.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

170.895

So I've just got it in a money market account right now at 3.75 interest because I just needed it somewhere safe. But I need it to grow, and I'm just scared to do anything with it now.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

192.725

I have some attorneys that are working on it, but it looks like he... has spent all of the money, I might possibly recover a couple hundred thousand dollars maybe. Wow.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

207.941

He's in Florida right now, and we found out there's other widows he's done it to.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

225.488

Do you have any debt right now? I moved into a camper when I found out the money was gone because I panicked and didn't want to be spending any more money. So I owe about $12 on the camper, and I have a little bit on a credit card because that had kind of been my backup while I was figuring things out.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

247.425

No, I don't. Still medically, I'm not in a place that I can really get a job, but I do get worker's comp from my husband's accident.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

267.665

Well, I just recently, the guy who took the money was giving me a paycheck, so I had Obamacare. And when he took the paycheck, now I'm on Medicaid. Okay. And then I just found out that because of this settlement, I'll probably lose Medicaid. So just little things that are up in the air that I'm not sure what to do, but I don't have a lot of expenses.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

289.382

I get about $27.83 a month from workers' comp, and I have about $1,500, give or take. I pay extra on the camper and medical bills and things like that.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

306.397

I have two grown children, and actually my camper is on my mother's property.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

313.822

I had an apartment. I went straight from my mom and dad's house to my husband's house. I got an apartment and decided I would live in town and do that for a few.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

330.054

Everything I've looked at, the camper's better. than what I would spend to rent.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

372.528

No, that's why I need to know what to do with the money.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

387.214

No, I went very minimal on one.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

399.746

It's like 5,500 right now. Okay. It's got medical stuff on it.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

413.489

Yes. That's what I would do. My husband and I did financial peace before he passed away.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

420.915

So I've just been in this situation now that I have a little bit of credit card debt in the camper because of what happened.

The Ramsey Show

Stop Watching the Market—Start Building Wealth

468.28

No, it's all surgical. I just have a lot of internal issues now from all the surgeries.