Harpers is leaving school!
Chapter 1: Why is Harper quitting school?
I'm quitting school. You're quitting school? I wanted to drop out because like people can sometimes be mean, but that's also kind of on me, you know? Are you ready for this life change? I think I'm ready, but at the same time, cheers like my whole entire life. Like that's like what gets me away from things. You guys have helped us.
For real, for real, for real. Don't put the knife down. That's not funny.
Harper, did you know? Cash loves loving glass. Cash? Are they just going? Yeah. He has his own personal camera. Because he has a low quality face.
Wait, what?
He gets his own personal camera.
Oh, yeah, of course he does.
Okay, listen. I get my own personal camera because I'm spaced out between you guys. You two are close to each other. And you two are close to each other. And if I don't have my own personal camera, then my face is all blurry and fuzzy and it doesn't work. No, because... When it was one camera, when it was one camera with all three of you on that side, it would zoom into Kinsey. Great quality.
It'd zoom into Kate. Great quality. Are you airplanes? No, I am not. What are you? I am so sorry.
Well, since we're here, what are we doing in here?
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Chapter 2: What is the dynamic between the podcast hosts?
All right.
First, we're going to start off with the vowels. Adieu.
Wait, can somebody tell me what we're doing right now?
That was a good guess. Okay. Okay. So if it's yellow, that means the letter is correct, but it's in the wrong spot.
Wait, can we even see this on the camera? Yes, correct. Okay. I've never seen this before, actually.
What? You've never played Wordle? Stop it. Stop playing. Stop playing. Somebody explain it to me.
If it's yellow, that means the letter is correct, but it's in the wrong spot. Oh, so E is in the right spot. So E is in the right spot.
And there's one a day.
Yeah, there's one word a day you have to try to guess.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts engage with Wordle?
Anybody know how to get this thing back on our logo?
Not easily. It's never broken easily.
Hey, put this back on our logo, Kate. I don't know how to do that. What?
Oh, wait, I got it. I can just airplay the logo.
That won't work. Oh, I know a fun segment we can start off on. Harper's Diary? Kate's Diary. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why? Why? Why? No, let's save that for another episode. What?
I don't know.
What are you looking at me for?
Harper, you fix it. I can't fix it.
Oh, that's the wrong remote.
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Chapter 4: What are the challenges of recording a podcast?
And then we hear... And we're like... And we keep talking, and he's like, keep talking. And I was like, all right. That was just me dropping the controllers on accident, by the way. And I was like, all right, it's been going on long enough. I'm going to go down there. I go down there, and he's standing at the bottom of the stairs like this.
And he's... I'm just walking downstairs kind of grinning. He's like... He's dead serious. He goes... I threw your water bottle outside. And I was like... Okay. Why'd you do that?
I can see him being down there. He's like... I threw your water bottle outside.
Yeah, and I was like... I threw it outside. Why'd you do that? He was like... Because you were ignoring me. And I was like... Okay. Cool, dude, I guess. Not cool, dude, I guess. Don't act like you didn't get mad. You got very mad. No, because it was the weirdest thing ever. We're annoying you on purpose, which is like a funny little prank. It's funny for like five minutes.
After like 15, it's just annoying. You're like, I threw your water bottle outside. And what's crazy is you got upset about it. No, I didn't. Okay, so you didn't get upset. So you're saying you didn't chase me around the whole street trying to grab the controllers and then get in the car and pretend like you forgot about it. Oh, you left that part out of the story.
No one told us that you ran around in circles. Then he tries to pretend like he forgot about the whole thing. Like, oh, yeah, we're just best friends. And right before we pull in, he's like... Well, yes. He's trying to get the hat off my head so you can throw it out the window. Listen, listen. You threw my water bottle. It's not like it didn't get to you. That's not what I'm saying. Listen.
You threw my water bottle outside. I hit you right where it hurt. Obviously, I'm going to be like, why the frick did you throw my stuff? That's disrespectful. I mean, that's a lot. You are notorious for that.
You threw my stuff when you got mad at Cash.
No, no. When Maverick is agitated at all. At all. So sorry.
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Chapter 5: What happens when podcast hosts disagree?
Chapter 6: How do hosts handle technical difficulties?
So I quickly put them out and put them under the drying mat. And then you walked out and you were, like, leaning on top of the drying mat. And I was like, oh, no. The evidence is right there. And then I was like, he's going to be able to smell it, obviously.
What's a drying mat? The black mat that we put our dishes on to dry.
Okay.
He looks so hurt.
Oh, no, no, continue.
Anyways, then you're sitting there telling him about the story, just laughing up a storm while you're leaning on the drying mat, which really is the death of your queen of hearts or whatever it is. And then you finish your story, and you fill up your little jug of water, and you go to bed. And then I was like, hurry, hurry, and light them on fire again.
And then it was taking too long, so I put them out, and we threw them in the trash.
The little burn pieces were all in the trash, yeah. Oh my gosh, that's really so... So if you're looking for your queen of hearts, it's gone. Is it just the queen of hearts? No, it's like half the deck. So you lit my board game on fire.
Well, first guys, let me get this correct, because I tooted.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts manage sponsorships and ads?
We have so many of Harper's nails on the set. Just like little Easter eggs. If we find them. Right. Yeah. So are other than like cheer, missing cheer and your friends, are you excited though?
no oh i mean yes yes i am no but isn't it kind of like don't you get excited to think about just like how much more you'll be able to do because you're not going to school yeah but i also want to have like the normal teenage experience but i feel like i've already had that and i've already got in trouble for things i've already you have but you're also like i've already got in trouble for things yeah but you know you're also gonna be in trouble yeah i know you're gotten in trouble a lot you're grounded right now but that's okay
but no like there's just so much of high school that you are gonna be missing out on still yeah yeah yeah that's pretty i mean i but you're getting so other so many other experiences yeah i will say like like no high school no normal i feel like it's such a similar promise i'm normal
I feel like it's such a similar situation because you're like I left high school my junior year and you're going to be leaving your junior year. Yeah. And like I remember being like, oh, I'm scared. None of my friends are going to like want to hang out with me and I'm scared I'm going to miss out on this. I'm not going to go to football games and blah, blah, blah, blah.
And then when the time came, I was like, I don't care to go to a football game or to hang out with my friends or to do any of this because I was like working and I was popular and you just got like invited to the Super Bowl.
so it was worth it yeah no you don't know what came through my email junior year of high school no i didn't go to the super bowl but i was able to do things like go to la for two weeks at a time because i wasn't in school like if i would have been in school i wouldn't have been able to to do that but were you alone in la because i don't want to hang out i love you mom but i don't want to be fun you were there did you have fun
Oh, I had way more fun than I like going to L.A. when you're 17 years old for two weeks and like you you you're able to go because of the job you have. And like you're just like independent because of the job you have and you travel by yourself. You're going and seeing your friends by yourself. Like all of it was just so much more fun than having to wake up every morning at 7 a.m.
and be in first period by 915. You're right. And all day, every day.
First period at 915.
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