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Harper’s Quitting School!
Well, it's not your turn. Wait. Is line one, two, three, four factual? What is it?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I was laying in bed halfway asleep. It's probably like one in the morning. Yeah. And Matt comes in. Shut the door. Take my shirt off. Oh no. I'm like, are you going to shower? And he was like, my brother's an idiot. I hate my brother. And I was like, okay, that's crazy.
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That was a good guess. Okay. Okay. So if it's yellow, that means the letter is correct, but it's in the wrong spot.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Keep telling me. Thank you. Did he mention that? Kenzie's the only person I want to hear from right now. Let Kenzie speak. So Matt was like, I have all this stuff in my hands. And he just stands at the top of the stairs, talking his life away. That's all he does is just talk, talk, talk. And I'm just standing here, ready to go. I'm tired. It's 1 in the morning.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
You asked him to come downstairs, please, or something. I don't think you said it nicely.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Okay, so then he was like, yeah, and so then I just chunked his water bottle outside. And then he laughed. He's like, yeah. And I was like, why would you do that? You're going to start a fight. And he was like, that's exactly what Cash said in the car. That kind of crap is going to make us get in a fight. And then he said, he's lucky I didn't go pee on his car. And I was like...
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I was like, why would you pee on his car? And he said, because that would show him. I was like, how is that going to show him? He said, it would be so funny if you just grabbed the door handle and it was like pee everywhere. And I was like, okay, please don't do that because then he's going to pee on our car. And he was like, you're right. Next time I'll just leave him.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
And then I'll have to walk home. And I was like, yeah, that'll show him. Yeah, but Matt has access to. Oh, I'm revoking your privileges if you're threatening Matt.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
And then I said, but you walked in just fine. Like, I heard y'all from out, because our window is, like, right by the, what is that called? The driveway. The driveway. Why can I think of that? And I was like, y'all are just laughing and, like, talking about something. And he was like, oh, yeah, we're fine now. And I was like, but 10 seconds ago, you wanted to pee on his car.
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And he was like, oh yeah, but we got over it. It's not even a mile to the boy's house. Like, it probably took them three minutes to get home.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
You know the funniest part of that story, I think, that you didn't tell was that after Mav was saying that he was going to smash the candle.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Oh, no. I wasn't going to say that. Now be quiet. Okay. Anyways, then he's like looking for something that belongs to me or Maverick. And he's like looking in the kitchen. Everything in the kitchen belongs to Kate. Everything in the kitchen is Kate's. And he's like, I got to grab something. He grabs a butcher's knife this long and sticks it behind his butt. He's like, I'm going to fart on it.
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I'm going to fart on it. I'm like, you better be real careful with that because he literally almost impaled himself with a butcher's knife in his butt.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Okay, okay, okay. Maverick was like, we have to destroy something of his. And I was like, we don't have to do anything. And then he runs over and he's looking through the kitchen for something that's yours.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Okay. And so the only thing that was left in the kitchen because Kate cleaned it up so nice was a poker set.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
He opens the poker set and he's like, okay, we're going to throw the queen away. We're going to throw this one away. And how about this ace? We'll throw that one away. And I'm like, no, no, don't throw them away. So I take them from him, right? And before I could take them to save you, he rips them in half. And so then this is where I was forced to...
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, you're lying. Well, it was something like that. I was trying to save them, and he ripped them before I could take them. So don't hurt my cow, please.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
So then I took them from him, and I was like, we have to get rid of the evidence. And so I left.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
So I had to light them on fire. But then you walked out of your bedroom.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
So I quickly put them out and put them under the drying mat. And then you walked out and you were, like, leaning on top of the drying mat. And I was like, oh, no. The evidence is right there. And then I was like, he's going to be able to smell it, obviously.
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Anyways, then you're sitting there telling him about the story, just laughing up a storm while you're leaning on the drying mat, which really is the death of your queen of hearts or whatever it is. And then you finish your story, and you fill up your little jug of water, and you go to bed. And then I was like, hurry, hurry, and light them on fire again.
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And then it was taking too long, so I put them out, and we threw them in the trash.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
And I did not destroy them. I just had to get rid of the evidence. Don't!
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Harper’s Quitting School!
He's going to mess up my cow. Unfortunately, it's out of my hands. I'll buy you a new one.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I saw you shake your head at him. You told him to do whatever it is.
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Yeah, he did say kill the cow. I'm going to be actually upset if my cow is messed up.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Give me my cow. You like stuffed animals so much? I don't know.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Put it on the floor. Okay. Give me a bet. No, put it on the floor.
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Now put Gerald down. No, you put him on the floor over there.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Okay. And if you don't, I will zap you. Give me that knife.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I think it works, but I think it's going to be like... There's something broken in the top left corner.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Where's your parents? A grown man just threw me around the room.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Well, a baby man just threw me around the room. Well, a medium man. What's the drama, Kate? The drama is I tried to help. I did. And Cash, I mean Maverick, helped him.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Yeah. Yeah, well, I came home, and I put him in the microwave, like the instructions said, and I went to our room, and Maverick was like, that thing smells horrible. horrible. Throw it away. And I was like, no, I'm not going to throw it away. So I set it on my bedside table because it matches my room. And then he also, again, told me to throw it away because he said it made our room look ugly.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Actually, I don't think I hurt my wrist. I think cash hurt my wrist.
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Oh, that's when we were dating still? Yeah. And he was just looking through my photos and he was like, oh, a hidden album. And so he wanted to click on the hidden album. And I was like, no, give me that back. And he did the face ID thing. And so my hidden album was open. And I was like, give me my phone back. What is in the hidden album?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
He was getting actually upset. And I was like, it's my hidden album. And that was our first fight.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Well, because I didn't want to be like, oh, it's photos of me in, like, a sports bra and stuff. In a sports bra? Yes.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Um, actually, what are you going to say? Because maybe I don't want to say it.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What if that episode does trash? Let's wait and see if they want the second.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
So are you going to like have to take your homework and like your computer and stuff on tour? No. You're just going to leave it at home?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I played softball from the time I was 8 years old to the time I was 22 years old. Really? And whenever I stopped, I did not get fat.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
She's not giving attention. Wait, what actually happens if you miss detention? You have like an extra hour.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Do you mean the grass is greener on the other side? No. Kind of like that, babe.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
We should have, oh my goodness, we should have a thumbnail. Therapist episode. No, I tried to get Dr. Phil on the episode.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What were you holding? I guess that was a no, Kate. I guess we are not sharing the story. Wait, what were you holding, Mav?
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Our House Was Robbed!
My house got broken into one time. They tried to steal my uncle's identity.
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Our House Was Robbed!
No. I thought you noticed that already. I didn't. It's Cash's fault.
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Our House Was Robbed!
That's pretty fucked up. I can get it out for you after this episode.
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Our House Was Robbed!
I was wearing a white dress from Sherry Hill that was so beautiful. It was. It was perfection. And some girl, like, accidentally, it was not her fault. It's kind of her fault, but it was an accident. She ran into me with a plate of strawberries, and there was just strawberries all over the front of my white dress. I forgot about that.
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Our House Was Robbed!
And I was going to wear this white dress to my rehearsal dinner, so I was so sad.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Little menaces that go to my school. Little menaces. You know, Mav and Cash were driving when they were 14 on motorcycles.
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Our House Was Robbed!
and then their sister laney walks up and she's like oh i know how to fix this because she's a model she just knows everything about clothes apparently and she just pours sprite all over me what and then she's like dabbing it with napkins and like she's using lemons and things and i was like my dress is ruined but then it was solid white again with sprites yeah yeah this is crazy okay would you tell me i need to pour sprite on harvard right now no no no i can't make that happen
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Our House Was Robbed!
Just in general. It's like a, just a weekly thing. Just weekly conversations. You're just a mean person. No, he just hurts Kate's feelings.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Okay, well, tell us what you were going to say before I said that ranching thing.
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Our House Was Robbed!
This is not a real conversation. He's just making stuff up. But if we were to have a conversation, it would go... I don't care if Kate's hurting your feelings, Mav. You should not hurt Kate's feelings. But Kate did. I'm like, I don't care what Kate did. You need to be nice.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Well, no, she's not even doing it right. It's just not natural.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Why would you sit like that just for fun? Can you guys sit like that?
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Our House Was Robbed!
What's in there? A gold? If there's mozzarella sticks in there, you better give me one. No, you can't. I had a mozzarella.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Oh, I don't know what he's thinking, but it's probably going to be rude.
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Our House Was Robbed!
You know Maverick well enough to know that he's probably trolling you. There's probably nothing at all.
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Our House Was Robbed!
You see, he doesn't have to say anything at all to just get under your skin. He's just like, oh, now if I say nothing, she's going to think she's the worst person ever. She'll be thinking of all the horrible things she does in life. And ooh, that'll really make her feel bad.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Was it at a gas station? No, it was at a... And did it have a little sticky note that said five cents per candy thing?
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Our House Was Robbed!
How old were y'all when y'all's dad started putting cameras up?
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Our House Was Robbed!
Your dad has cameras everywhere because people break onto his property.
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Our House Was Robbed!
So he did not have cameras when you were at home. That was my question and y'all failed to answer.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Oh, garage. What? No, he's breaking into our garage. It's not even part of your house.
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Kate, what would you do if you were out in the garage? I don't know why you'd be in James' garage, but if you were in James' garage at 1 in the morning and then you just see him walk outside, I'm going to kill you. You if you show your face you're dead and I'm put you six foot under so what would you do?
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Were they super hot? Whoa! That was for sure my mozzarella stick. Well, that's a good pool.
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And I was like, ah! Do you still feel that way sometimes, though?
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Our House Was Robbed!
Did you really? People don't understand when you got PTSD from that.
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Our House Was Robbed!
What the? A ride? Let me tell you a story about a grizzly. I have a friend. I'm sorry.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Because that's kind of crazy. Listen, me and Maverick have had this conversation for the last like two weeks every other day, I swear.
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Our House Was Robbed!
It was in the wilderness, okay? And Maverick just thinks that he's invincible and he's never going to die.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Stupid, stupid, stupid. anyways i have a friend who goes on hikes and does all the running things and all the nature whatever i don't know and he has a group of friends and two of his buddies went camping one time okay and they're in separate in separate tents and as they're hiking they like pass this family they have like
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children so they're like nothing of it right and the dad of the family says hey like i don't know if y'all are planning on because they had their packs with their tents in them he was like i don't know if y'all are planning on staying out here tonight just um be careful because we did see a mama bear in her cup and when a bear has cubs they're more aggressive okay and so they're like okay yeah yeah they've gone camping like their entire lives they were the boy scouts or whatever
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Our House Was Robbed!
My point in saying that is they've gone camping a lot, which the two of you have not.
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Our House Was Robbed!
They go to sleep, right? In their separate tents because they have just one man tent.
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Our House Was Robbed!
A bear attacks the one boy in the one tent. Yes. And the other boy.
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Our House Was Robbed!
I'm being so serious. And the bear is like attacking this boy. And the other boy. Did he make it? No, he doesn't make it. But the other boy, they're like 24 years old, y'all. Okay, so y'all aren't special and you can die from a bear or anything else. Jumping off a cliff in Montana can kill you. Are you joking? Wait, wait, continue the story. Yeah, continue, please.
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Our House Was Robbed!
and the other friend is asleep in his tent but obviously he wakes up because he hears what's going on and he said all all you can do is just like you can like smell everything and even hear his friend screaming oh my gosh and but he can't do anything because if he gets out of his tent like you're not running away from a grizzly bear smell what the bear because it's like their scent is just so strong oh my gosh so his friend is just sitting there dying and he's just having to lay there and wait
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Our House Was Robbed!
Well, that's what happened. So you're not going to go tint around. They were in Montana.
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Our House Was Robbed!
My house got broken into one time. They didn't, like, steal anything, except they tried to steal my uncle's identity. What? And that was fun. What do you mean?
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Our House Was Robbed!
What? I remember, and I know you were joking earlier, and you're like, it's August and Wednesday and blah, blah, blah. Nope. I remember it was in November, and it was Wednesday.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Yeah, that's why I'm scared of the dark, and Maverick makes fun of me. Wait, hold up. No, no, tell the story. This is good.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Oh. Oh, well, it was Wednesday. And on Wednesdays, our house cleaner came over. OK. And so my mom disassembled the alarm, not disassembled or whatever, turned off the alarm so the house cleaner can come in. And we don't have these anymore because we've remodeled. But our house at the time had like glass windows, like sliding glass doors.
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And sliding glass doors are really easy to pop open, like pull off of the track and just open and then put back so you can easily break into them. Anyways, okay. I'm in second grade. It's November. It's Wednesday.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Mm-hmm. Yeah, and I've been scarred for life ever since. This is kind of a long story. Do we have time for this?
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Our House Was Robbed!
We do have time? Yeah. Okay. Not having any guests anyways. So this guy, he goes to Walmart, right? Well, before he goes to Walmart...
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he tells his mom he's like hey i really yeah yeah yeah i know the whole background story because he like reached out to my parents afterwards and like tried to apologize but oh sorry i broke into your home i didn't mean for you to catch me what do you say to that this is such a long story though i should have started at the beginning um go back Okay, I'm at the beginning of the podcast.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Okay, so he tells his mom, he's like, hey, I'm going to do something bad. The guy's bipolar. He has issues probably.
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Our House Was Robbed!
I do. That's not good for me probably. Anyways, so he's like, I'm going to go to Walmart and do something bad. So his mom calls the police.
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Okay, so he goes to Walmart. His mom calls the police, okay? So the police are on their way, but before they can get there, he has, like, stolen some stuff from Walmart, and then he runs out to get to the quickest car possible, and it's an older gentleman and his older wife, and he, like, pushes them to the ground and, like, backs up over the wife's legs. Oh, my gosh. They're both fine.
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He just broke her legs, but they're fine. They're alive. Oh, my gosh. He backs up and he leaves with their car because he's trying to get out of town, right? Well, there's only like, it's a small town, so there's like four ways out of the town. And if you can't get through those four ways, then you're donezo. And so the cops had already blocked off the roads.
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And he pulled over by the Whataburger. And the Whataburger in our town has like a pond with a little fountain. And there's like a creek that runs from the pond. And the creek runs all the way back behind my parents' house. And so he parks the car by the pond and he takes off.
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and somebody who was working at Whataburger called the police and were like, hey, I think, like, that guy that y'all are looking for, we just saw, like, I don't know if it's him, but, like, somebody just pulled up randomly and just started, like, walking through the woods back behind the creek, and so the cops trail after him, and they're, like, going, also, meantime, me and my sister are in second and third grade, and my mom is teaching first grade, so we're all at the same campus, okay, and then my little brother and sister are babies, so they're in daycare, and, um,
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It's the middle of school day. And while all this is happening, y'all know, I don't know if y'all know this, but Harper and Kate probably do. Whenever they have like lockdown drills and you have to like get underneath your desk or you hide against the wall. We did that from like eight in the morning until school closed at 3 p.m. Why? Because the guy was, they didn't know where he was.
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And it's a small town. So like Walmart is just a mile away from the schools. So anyways, they shut all the schools down and basically we just kind of like hid the entire day.
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Our House Was Robbed!
So they're just searching for him. And also, the couple had a gun in their car. Oh, no. And they reported that. And when the cops went to the car, they realized that it was gone. And so he had taken it with him on the creek. Okay, so we're all locked down in school. And my mom teaches first grade. And in first grade, they hatch chickens.
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This is kind of like a side story, but I just think it's kind of funny. They hatch chickens as like a science project in first grade. And so my mom had like 10 chickens that had hatched and she brought them home like the week before. So we had just like a little box of chicks at our house.
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And so my mom was joking with her like other teacher friends that day, like, oh, hopefully he breaks into my house and steal those chickens. And they're like, oh, Jenny, don't say that. And she's like, oh, no, I'd love for him to take those chickens. That'd be great. Anyways, that's a side story. And then the cops.
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So after he's run through the creek back behind Whataburger, the cops are like trailing him and they have dogs on his trail.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Yeah, it does sound fun. I think we can get Stella to do that. Probably not. I think so. Cash, we should test it out.
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We can make him trail Cash. Anyways, so the dogs trail them up to our house, and the cops check all the doors in the front door and the side glass doors, and everything is locked, so they just move on. They keep going, but the dogs lose the trail.
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yes wow wait whoa he wasn't your uncle in the first place no i'm sorry i'm a horrible storyteller i was keeping up okay anyways so i'm sorry he's about to be her uncle he's inside the house okay but the cops don't know that so they're looking at throughout the rest of the neighborhood like trying to figure out where this guy is if anybody else has leads it's a whole day pursuit okay
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Our House Was Robbed!
so by the end of the day do i not have any more time oh no case you're scrolling on her phone no i saw something and i was checking it but it's fine okay by the end of the day the school day my mom and we all get in the car and we're heading home and also a little side note my grandma had picked up my little brother and sister from daycare there's a lot of side notes well it's it all makes sense in the end i promise i promise okay she picks them up from daycare and
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Not the same, but kind of. My dad worked off for months at a time. And so he wasn't in town. And my dad has a brother named David. They're twins. So it's like Cash and Mav. They're like best friends and brothers. That's how they are. And so if anything were to ever happen, my mom would call David.
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Our House Was Robbed!
And before we left the school, David called her and was like, hey, like tell me when you're about to head home because I want to meet you to make sure like everything is okay with this like guy running around town. And she was like, oh, I'm fine. Like he's not going to be in our house, you know. And so David's like, all right, well, just call me to tell me.
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Our House Was Robbed!
so she calls him we're headed home and as we're going down the street there's cars everywhere and my mom is like getting all giddy and me and jay's here in the back seat like what's happening mom and she's like oh your dad is so sweet he just came into town he's throwing me a party and we're like oh this is so fun and as we get closer to the house you realize all the cars are cop cars and you see david at the end of the street my uncle my real uncle
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And he's like telling my mom, like, stop, like, don't come forward towards the house. And my mom's like, oh, like, why are there so many cops here? This is crazy. I didn't really know I knew that many friends that were cops. And so she gets out of the car all happy and she like walks up there. And now this is her point of view, because I don't remember any of this, but she told me all this.
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Our House Was Robbed!
she walks up to David and she can hear someone yelling, Jenny, Jenny, please tell him it's me. I was in second grade. So like eight, seven, something like that. And, um, the cops walk up to her and they're like, Hey, we found this man in your house. Um, and he's saying that he's David and he like has all the information on David. So similar how like
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Our House Was Robbed!
Cash probably has all of Maverick's passwords, all of his information. Maverick probably has all of Cash's stuff. They just have a lot of information about each other. He had gone through my parents' desk in the office and had gotten all this information. He had looked at all these pictures with people's names on them so he could tell you exactly who is who.
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Our House Was Robbed!
It's a small town, so all the cops in the town know our family. And so they were like, we don't think this guy's related to you, but he sure seems to know a lot about your family. And, like, he can point at pictures and know exactly who's who and what their name is and all these things. And so my mom was like... Yes, see?
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Our House Was Robbed!
i don't know how it changed a lot but anyways so this is like a freaking crime that like takes weeks to like plan yeah no but also he was wearing completely different clothes from what the people had said that he looked like the bad guy looked like because while he was in the house all day he took david's clothes no my dad's He had taken a shower, made himself breakfast, ate. Is this guy psycho?
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Our House Was Robbed!
Well, he was waiting for somebody to get home, to have a getaway car. Because he has his gun, and all he has to do is have somebody walk in the house and be like, get in the car, we're going. And you can just hide in the floorboard while they pass the cops. That was his plan anyways. And it's crazy because my grandma was supposed to get home like just minutes before all the cops arrived.
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Our House Was Robbed!
But there was just like something in her heart that she was like, I feel like I really need to like go to the grocery store for some reason. My grandma does not live in the same town that we live in. So there was no reason for her to go to the grocery store at all. She had my siblings in the car with her from preschool. She just felt like doing it. Yeah.
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Our House Was Robbed!
She was like, might as well just take him to the grocery store. So she goes to the grocery store. She doesn't buy anything. but whenever she pulls up, my, my mom was like, where have you been? And she was like, well, I was going to come home and I went to the grocery store. And anyways, that's just a God thing.
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Our House Was Robbed!
I feel like she could have easily pulled up and he would have gotten in the car with her and who knows what would have happened. But anyways, so this guy's like saying that he knows my mom and my mom was like, I don't know this guy. Like he's insane. That's crazy. And so the cops take him to jail. And like a month later, he writes my parents a note saying like, he's so sorry for breaking in.
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Our House Was Robbed!
And like, he has all these like mental issues and stuff, but yeah, for the whole day, he just spent the day eating food, taking showers, using my dad's razor, putting his clothes on.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Yeah. That's pretty crazy. But anyways, ever since then, I have not been a fan of the dark. That's valid.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Oh, wait, another side note. That's kind of funny. After all that happened. Did he take the chickens? No, he did not take the chickens. He just gave me the dirtiest look I think I've ever seen.
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Our House Was Robbed!
You know when you're in the middle of something really bad, you're really focused on how horrible it is, but then weeks later you look back and you're like, oh, that was kind of funny. My mom, weeks later, she was like, dang it, he didn't take those stupid chickens. And anyways, that's the end of the story. Well, good story.
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Our House Was Robbed!
The cops walk up to her and they're like, hey, we found this man in your house and he's saying that he's David and he like has all the information on David. He had taken a shower, like made himself breakfast. Is this guy psycho?
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Our House Was Robbed!
That's not so bad! I asked for one before you opened the bag, and you gave it to your brother. Your greedy brother. Okay, come get one. No, because you're gonna cry about it later.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Harper was gone for two minutes. You ruined the set. There you go.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Oh, that's where you went wrong. What? Prebiotic and soda should not be in the same sentence. It's, like, clean.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Are you okay? Wait, just chug the whole thing. Should I not burp? Yeah. She might throw up.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
I have a story. My mom, I forgot that she's on my photo dump.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
I don't post bad things on my photo dump, but being with the opposite gender is just awkward.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
It's like a photo dump on your Snapchat. Like a Snapchat where she just posts random pictures. Kate and Kenzie are on my photo dump in my private story. Not you guys.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Well, basically, so my mom's wife voted on me. And just being with the opposite gender is just very awkward. You know? Yeah.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Okay, yeah, but my age. And guys that I could possibly have a crush on.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
And so I was like, Mom. Like, she was like, who are these people? And I was like, my friends. She was like, what were you doing last night? I was like, Mom, Sarah, nothing, nothing, Mom. And then, yeah.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Well, I don't I didn't like any of them. It's just like it's just awkward like when your mom sees that and I didn't even tell her what Like that because you're high and you're kind of getting caught. Oh, yeah, not you feel guilty Yes, but also it's like it's like it's stupid cuz you got caught No, I didn't get caught cuz she wouldn't care.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Oh, but it's like like when guys come over to my house I like I'm always like Like, mom, she's like, key doors open. Like, what do you think I'm going to do? Like, do you think I'm seriously, like, come on now. Come on now. I don't know.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
You were, like, crinkling your fingers. That's what the Geyer cheerleaders do in the air on Instagram. They're like, that's actually pretty cool, yeah.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Oh, for Marcus, I want to do this, like a little M. What do y'all do? Um... Nothing really I'll just wave your hands over this summer. Yes.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Oh, that's probably why. And then, like, the flower mound, they're Jags, so when the cheerleaders go up in there, they're like, go Jags. Put the head back. That's crazy.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
When I'm sitting in class, they're like, sorry, you can't go to the restroom. Somebody else is in there right now. Like, can we please? I am about to pee my pants.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
They should go to school on the weekends and we should have the weekdays to ourselves. This is kind of valid.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Okay, guys, if school wasn't a thing, we would have no common sense. So let's for 30 seconds, let's act like we have no common sense and just like, wait, you think,
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I Bought My Dream Car!
And they watch our podcast all day. Yeah, watch us, our podcast, like,
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I Bought My Dream Car!
I mean, like, okay, but actually, guys, can we act for, like, for 15 seconds? Like, we have no common sense, and this is our first interaction with a person? I don't know what you mean.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No, like, we know, oh, like, we know words, but it's like, this is our first ever interaction with a person.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
They're just like, I'll get away from this. Oh, yeah, that one tribe that's on that beach. That's crazy.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
North Sentinel Island. Yeah, we should go there for a podcast. No, no, no.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
North Sentinel Island. Imagine guys will we get shot probably killed with a bow and arrow.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
They're just shooting arrows at I saw this one guy he was um, he was like Christian and he wanted to go to like a mission trip there by himself and like convert them and That's extremely dangerous.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Oh, my gosh. Why would he go there? Wait, it's on video? No. But, like, he was, like, filming it. He was like, all right, guys, I'm almost there. Like, hopefully this works. I'm going to kind of go there. So he walked up to the beach, and he was like, hey, guys. And he was like.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Isn't it crazy that they don't know what YouTube is or they don't know what anything is?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Like a wife and a husband that's a wrestler and they do that?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
We're almost at 4 million on cash and math We're like we're almost at 5 million on Harper's Omer Close
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Who can get more... We should do that. Okay, so LL Podcast versus Harper. We're at the same subscriber. I think I'm a little lower, but... What are you at? Let's see. Wait, LL Podcast or Cash and Math? LL Podcast.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
That's a good idea. It would be very helpful to set my coffee.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Okay, so y'all have 2.5, or this has 2.5, I have 2.4. So once this comes out,
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I Bought My Dream Car!
I literally had it in the Kool-Aid for like two hours, just sitting here on the counter watching TV or Arthur. I loved Arthur. And like my hair was like, I remember distinct memory and it was just in there. And then when I took it out, it was still red.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Arthur's an anteater, I promise you. And then WD is his sister. This is Arthur. What animal do you think this is?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Bazaardvark. Bazaardvark, yeah. Jake Paul was on Bazaardvark. And then he got kicked off.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Oh, well, in the first, if you look up the first Arthur ever, he has a long nose, a big long nose.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Don't encourage that. Wait, first let me see if there's any kids because I'm a good driver.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Zero in the neighborhood. Turn right. Turn right? All right. Yes.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Who's ready? Oh, wait. Sorry. We're going to have to wait for this car.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Her knees are so close to the front of the car. Turn here to the right. Yeah, if I get in a crash, I'm paralyzed. What the? My feet are so close to the car.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Oh wow, you got a 12 volt back here, that's nice. What's that? I mean, she can take the roof off this girl. I can, and Summer, I'm taking
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I Bought My Dream Car!
All right, Harvey, let's go to the next locker room. OK. Yeah, guys. Hey, could you hear me?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Yes, I bought the show one. You bought the one off the TV show? Hey, you're about to run over a cup. All right, that's... That's mine, my dad's cup. Is it really? This is my car. Yeah, it is. My car.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
To stop with the angerness, do you guys think you have talent? Talent? Because try to sing.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
I promise you, it's a fun game. It'll take two minutes, maybe even one. So basically, try to sing Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star words to the national anthem.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
But dude, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. So, um. Wait, I'm sorry.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No, we have to stand up in school every day and say it at 11.36. No. Swear every day you have to say that's at 1136.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No. Yeah, we do it in the middle of the middle of second period we go I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands one nation under God one and invisible with Liberty is just for all and we have to say and Briar Hill or well
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I Bought My Dream Car!
In my middle school, we had to say, I honor the Texas flag. We had to say, I honor Briar Hill or something like that. What? And we had to say this whole pledge for Briar Hill.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
None of us said it. You mean like your school song? No. No. It started in eighth grade. We all had to say.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Yeah, basically. So we had to promise to be a good student. What the heck?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Marcus. Actually, people know. I think everybody knows. Marcus Marauders, we are the best. Marcus Marauders, above all the rest. Red and silver. Oh, see, yours is kind of upbeat.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Do y'all know what a marauder is? Isn't it like an evangelist?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No, it's a quite literal kidnapper from the 80s. Oh. I don't think so.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
A marauder is a person or animal that goes from one place to another looking for people to kill or things to steal or destroy.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Mine's like, go, da-da-da-da-da, fight, da-da-da-da-da, win. Go, fight, win.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Tonight's music sings so loud. I wish that I could lose this crap.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
It's not up there. You're literally destroying our house. That's bad. He didn't mean to do that.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You know, there's a ladder you can use. Okay, let's go. Don't pull on the drywall. Don't pull on the drywall. Oh, gosh.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I'm not opening it. Open it, Kate. Whoa, Kinsey, wow. Kate, what are you doing?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Oh, my gosh. Keep pushing. Oh, stop touching the wires. Oh. Oh. Oh. There go the lights.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You need it. OK, don't come back through the hole. Yeah. You use the ladder. I installed those lights. Did you really? I did.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Oh. Oh. Another sock. Okay. I don't believe that's appropriate, Cash. Please don't be stripping. My stomach is growing. Don't take anything else off, Cash, or else you can't come back on the episode. Yeah.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Dude, I can't believe this is y'all's wall. Have y'all seen that one? Don't eat it. I want to. Don't eat it. That's really bad for you. It is.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
uh are we gonna talk about how thin our ceiling is i mean that's kind of suspicious well normally people don't walk on the ceiling so you don't have to worry about how thin i feel like our ceiling had to have been like cheaply made or something i mean my guy's fat he fell straight through that thing yeah he did just he fell down like a rock sinking to the bottom of the ocean did you eat it she ate it and then spit it out it's just a little chalky
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Yeah, it was pretty dry. You got drywall all over my cup. I know. There's some drywall everywhere, honestly. You know that one Stranger Diction episode where she eats drywall for fun? Yeah. So why is she not dead? I don't know. That's a good question. People also eat glass on that thing. Yeah, my Stranger Diction is crazy.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
guys kate has a strange addiction what cleaning that's like no no but like that's not strange it is where's cat it's not a strange addiction kinsey tell her it's strange why are you bringing me into the middle because you said it's kind of strange dev you said my cleaning is strange no i didn't say it was strange i just said you clean all the time did you say it was strange
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I'm not opening that. She's calling Kate. Are you calling somebody and not opening it? Why are you calling someone?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
A weird little kid? No, I'm kidding. No, I call Cash a weird little kid.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Oh, well, apparently there's a lot being said about me and Cash. I clean too much, Cash is a weird little kid. You know, I would argue that he's very normal and that just because you fall through a ceiling one time wouldn't make you a weird little kid. I believe it does. Guys, look at Cash's spit. Okay, whatever. Cash's spit. Ew! Wait, that was you. No. Guys, what is he moving around with?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Okay, that wasn't it. That's probably it, right? That has to be it. It has to be. There's no way. That's it, I think.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Oh! Yep, it does. That's crazy. He only has so many because everyone kept destroying his. People would take his Geralds and catch them on fire and break them and cut them in half and do things to his Geralds that people shouldn't do to a person's dinosaur. There's not a lot of cool things up here.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
He said there's a lot of cool things up there. Like what? Christmas decorations?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
What is that? That sounds like an actual camel giving birth.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No, I'm not opening it because Matt walked it over to me and it went, and I'm not opening that. So tell me what is in there.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
He's like, oh my God. Why? Oh, there's a leg. Oh, there's a leg.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Don't touch the cords. You're going to electrocute yourself. Stop messing with the cords.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Well, you should be. You already fell through the ceiling.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
you that was whoa hold up all this commotion and ruckus and destruction of our house was over a headband with shrek ears on it what that was the gift also you realize that's not a gift i bought that three months ago for a video well i found it one month ago so it's new also it's very very hot in that attic well it is an attic you're not necessarily supposed to be hanging out up there and falling through the ceiling sorry for the indecency
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Who wants to fall through the roof? No, nobody. You want to go up there? Sure. No. That's pretty funny. I mean, like... You probably shouldn't. You know, there's, like, electrical, and you'll electrocute yourself. Who's going to clean all this up? Not it. No, it's a ghost. Probably not me.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No, we have not. We're fine. Sure seems like it, man. We have not been. They're trying to start stuff.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
What about Kinsey? I didn't say anything. He's lying to you. Guys. What? I just can't believe he just went through the roof. Yeah, me neither.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You sounded like a camel, you looked like a camel, and you spit like a camel. Okay, that wasn't funny. Well, I'm glad that you have now put not one big hole in our house, but two.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I bet it's like little hearts and little butterflies. It's lots of butterflies. Should I open it? If you're saying I'm going to be fine and it is something bad, your curfew is not a curfew anymore. You are never welcome back.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
And you know what? If anything, you made a secret passageway.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Oh my gosh, yes! That's what I was gonna say. She made a secret passageway from the attic to our secret room. Can we do an air tube and, like, shoot up?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Okay, but I was thinking about it. What if we made a tube and we put orbs up it inside out? Orbs? Like the memories. Oh, colorful memories. Dude, drywall is just flying everywhere.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I think he's saying it wrong. Splin-shins. Splin-shins. The, like, runner thing. It's splinters or splin-shins. It's like the runner. He's thinking of, like, the pain that runners get in their shins. Shin splints. Shin splints. But it's in my elbow. Splin-shins.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No, I'm just be careful with it. Okay. I move my mic. It's probably, it's like a vase. It's like your wedding. Okay. Be so honest with me. You should be okay. Tell me what's actually in there. No. Hey, open the box. Don't ruin it.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Psychiatrist? Honey, you're going to need to see a doctor.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Maybe I wouldn't cry if your husband didn't put crap in a box to try to get a reaction out of me. He's just being funny. Okay.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Because you guys target me with that stuff. Because it's funny. You didn't sneak into Harper's house and put a possum in their shower. Because Harper would laugh. I hope not. Oh.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
What? I'll spill it on you. It's all over my phone. It's all over me.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
We're not salty at each other. Did you laugh about the splinchings? Oh, I'm sorry. We're not salty at each other. You are getting really quiet and, like, making odd eye contacts. What? I... I'm not being quiet. You guys what? Maybe it's because this episode started out all weird and stuff with you guys trying to scare me. It was not you guys.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Well, first of all. Don't worry about it. It'll get cleaned up, and we'll call someone to come fix it.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
And you wet the floor sometimes. Nobody knew that, Cash.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Nobody. Weird kid, what'd I say? Okay, cut that part.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
The thing is, every time I mess with a mat like this. Yeah, stop it. Cash keeps on talking it over. Cash, you're kicking my chair.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
How would you like that? Cash, you're so mad. Yeah, it's a mat. It's a mat, bro. Stop being mean to her. She's just laughing.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You're laughing at Harper, but you're laughing at me right now.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I don't know how to bite your head off, Mav. Wait, what? When I think you're being rude, I just tell you to stop being rude.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
We don't need to hash this out on the pod. It's fine.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Guys, we have like 20 minutes left. We'll talk about it after.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I can't see you. All I see is Gerald, and it looks like Gerald's speaking to me.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Nope. I think Kinsey does, though, and that's why she's being all quiet.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I got something in my eye. And is there, like, mascara everywhere? No, you look good.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No, there's nothing there. Don't listen. Cash, did Kate actually say something about me earlier, or were you just joking? Well, hopefully he was joking. He was joking.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Open it right on her. No, I'm not doing it. Okay, babe, you're no help.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I'm sorry to be like this, but... Give it back. Give it back.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Oh, how did you make that noise? All right, let's go get it. Well, what I was going to say was, I'm sorry to, like, change the subject. Or not change the subject, but in L.A. this weekend, there was a bunch of teenagers, like, messing around with me and Salish. And one of them came up to me. She's like, you're so pretty. And this guy said, that's not what you said five minutes ago.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
And then we were, like, me and Salish looked at each other. We were, like, and our mouths dropped. And then... Did they know who you were? Yeah. Oh. And then I was like... Yes, so what did you do?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
you you that one girl you know you're an honest man okay that girl was like i mean like she seemed like a sweet girl but i was just like what the she was sweet after she called you ugly she was like she's like oh my gosh you're so pretty and then the guy was like that's not what you said five minutes ago yeah and i was like you can't you don't really know is the guy making that up or did the girl exactly that's what i was thinking but then um and then what's it called they kept like messing with controversial subjects nope
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
That was funny. We're going to talk about it after. I don't even know what she said, honestly. The nope? Oh, about, oh. That was funny. USA! USA! USA!
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Kenzie, what's wrong? Nothing. Okay, I'm good. According to Wes, nothing. Oh, I'm sorry.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
So funny. This episode here is funny. I don't know about that episode. Well, hello. I'm included. I'm laughing. Oh.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
We're not. We literally were talking and we're engaged and we told you guys that we're here. Did y'all ever download that episode app? I did. That was disgusting and I always saw the ads.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No, we're going to talk about it later. We don't need to leave the episode. Why would we leave the episode? I wish I had dimples.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Well, can you please, if you tell me more directly, I will know.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You guys... Also, where'd they go? Cash, we gotta... Seriously, I threw like 15 down here.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
And I was like, hmm, well, it seems as though I pay for a storage unit, and I also have a garage.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
and you got the bigger room and you got a closet the bedroom and the closet and the towel closet you guys know that that's just how it worked out we got married first we were we were the first married couple here we were married for two years that's just how it worked out and we all know that we're gonna live separately soon so it doesn't matter it's we're we're all tight for space we don't have room in our garage we don't have room in our attic we don't have any room are y'all both gonna live here wait are y'all are you and cash what are you laughing about
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
In your room. Kinsey, we share all of those spaces. Everything. It's a shared living space. We have our bedrooms.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I don't. I was self-flecting. What's that word? Self-deflecting.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I actually don't. Okay, well, keep going back to the fight. I like it. Yeah, it honestly was entertaining. Kinsey, no. I mean, we're going to cut all this anyway. It's just ridiculous that we're having this conversation. No, we're not having it on the podcast. Why do you want to air out the family drama on the pod?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No, we're not airing it out. We're having a conversation that just happens to be happening right now. I haven't known about one yet.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I ain't part of this family, so I want to know. You can know. Why don't you give your input? Mine? No, I was kidding. Oh, okay.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I mean, like, I just think that, like, since Kenzie moved here last, I personally think that they should have equal amount of space. I would say we do. What is so funny to you? It just gets funnier and funnier. What is so funny, Kinsey? Why are you laughing this hard at that? Do you not agree? I think she's laughing because you have more space. You have the entire guest closet as well.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You technically do have two bedrooms. There's a third guest closet if you would like to use it. She's still on the self-deflecting thing. And all three of the closets you have would equal the closet that Cash and I have. Yeah, but you don't have to walk out of your room to get your clothes. I mean, I'm just, I'm sorry that you're living such a rough life. And we have, like, a little cat walkway.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Cat walkway. So I have to, like, fully be clothed before I walk to my closet. Wait, where's your closet? I'm sorry you just live such a rough life and you have to walk to the other closet in your huge house. What about the closet in there? That we all share. Me and her share, but we have, like, these much space. I don't know what to tell you. We're trying to figure something out.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
We're looking for land to put other houses up on so we don't all have to live together.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
He looks all day every day. What are you talking about? If you go look at his most used app, it's going to be Zillow because he's just staring at his phone all day looking for land. What about Ashley Home Mart? I feel like it's just not accurate. What do you mean it's not accurate? What? What do you mean? I mean, Cash, do you actually want to move? Uh, yes, you do cash. You see the, the subtle.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Yeah. And that's what we're looking for. We don't, we don't have the luxury of moving away three hours to a small town and just doing stuff there. We have to be in a big city. And I think we all know that trying to find land in a big city is expensive and difficult. And trust me, Kenzie, he has been looking at land since before you and Maverick started dating. He's been looking for a long time.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
He looks all the time. It seems to be a problem then, doesn't it? If it's been over a year? The problem is nothing comes up. Nothing comes up. The land that comes up, five acres, is a million dollars. And you know that that's not reasonable. We can't just drop a million on five acres. There's literal stretch marks on my ankle.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Oh my gosh, are y'all still arguing? No. What happened? Unless there's anything else you need to say.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Yeah, yeah. When y'all are ready, we can start again. Who's going to clean up all this mess, too? What do you mean, who's going to clean it up, dude?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You know that the second we stand up, I'm going to start throwing the drywall away. I'm going to start vacuuming it all up. You know what's going to happen. Oh, you think you're going to clean it up all by yourself? I think that I'm going to probably initiate the cleaning, and then if other people see me cleaning, they will help. Sorry, how is that so late? All right, sorry. Keep going.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
i i don't understand what what you're talking about do you i feel like kate thinks she does all the cleaning i don't think i know i wouldn't say nothing right okay well i don't think i know i just remember a couple episodes ago when i said that kate does think that she's better than everybody else i don't think i'm better than everyone else i don't know why you said that i thought that was the most ridiculous thing ever
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
wait you said that so no matter who makes the mess you're gonna clean it up and you're gonna i feel like that's typically how it goes yes earlier today they spilled a diet coke all over the carpet over there and there's a huge brown spot yes so if i spill this you're gonna clean it up why would you do that what do you just spill it all over what like what in the world possesses somebody to do that what possesses somebody to do that
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Why would anybody do that? They accidentally spilled a drink. To prove that I'm going to clean it up later and clean everything up. Well, you should. You should clean it up. Actually, I shouldn't. Because you just purposely spilled it.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Kate, you're gonna be fine. Kate, it's a gift. Oh my gosh, just get down here and open this thing. Wait, is she crying over her gift? Kate, it's okay.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
That is lunatic activity to spill something all over the carpet and say, but you're going to clean it up, right? What? No, they accidentally. Okay, okay, okay.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I mean barely my earring just went in the back of my head. Oh my gosh. I think that y'all were being a little too fighty. I mean like shin split-y. I mean were the cameras at least on?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I don't know what to say. I'm not cleaning that Diet Coca because she owns that. Dude. This is going to go over well.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
All right, well, I'm done here. I'm not cleaning that up. We'll start the episode later. It's like 10 o'clock, though. It's my bedtime.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I just can't believe... Why did you clean that up? I can't believe I have stretch marks on my ankles. There's splinters in his freaking elbows. Like, I don't know what to do. Seriously, what? What happened?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
And Cash and Matt were always like, y'all need to work this out. Y'all need to like talk to each other about it. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I'm smart. Wait, you didn't believe it? Yes, you believed it. No. It wouldn't just hit me for no reason. Yeah.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No. No, Kinsey and I got you guys. Oh, yeah, you got us good, man.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You're picking up this Diet Coke! You're picking up this Diet Coke! Part of the prank was we don't clean all of it. Come back here.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
It's bubble-wrapped, whatever it is. Kate, it's bubble-wrapped. Yeah, you're fine. I think. Oh, it's making noises! No! What is it? Don't throw it.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I just don't understand why I got so much Celsius on my thigh. Celsius? Cellulite? Oh, it's Amazon.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
What do y'all mean? It wasn't bugs. No, but y'all act like I'm ridiculous for being freaked out when I walked into my bathroom one time and there is a live possum in my shower. And then another time I was on stage at a live show and I was given a gift and it was a box full of crickets. And also, a dad ate them. Yeah, that, no. And then everybody complained about the crickets afterwards.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No, but you guys try to freak me out like that. That's the second time y'all have done that.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
What? She is. Guys, I really thought, like, something was under there because I saw that thing and, like, I saw plastic. And it was so weird.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Like, that's low-key scary. When I, like, started opening the box over there, that's when I was like, oh, wait, so Kate has to see it. And then it was freaking blue earphones.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I think Kate wants it. No, I don't. I want it. I want it. Give it to me.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You had to pay for that work at all? That's where it's going.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Also, how is he going to fit in the attic? I don't know. He's a big man in a small attic. He's never really gone up there a whole lot.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Scared of the dark? Do I look like I cried or do I look like an enchilada? Oh, you look fine. You look fine. I think you look pretty.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Yeah, well, obviously, if it's noise, then obviously it would terrify her. I've had horrible experiences before with GIFs.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I can hear him walking around. Have you ever been actually hurt, Kate? By the boys? Yeah. What do you mean? Has any gift ever actually hurt you? No, it just terrified me. I don't enjoy being scared. I don't like bugs. I don't like rodents. I don't like live things that are not people or honey. And so I don't like when I'm scared with things like insects. What? You know? Yeah.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Pape! Pape. Oh, I was about to yell. Well, you did yell. Well, I was about to yell hard at Pape.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Because we had headphones in a box and she started crying. They put headphones in a box and they played rat noises through the headphones so that it sounded like there was a rat in there.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I hear Josh walking around up there. I can't find it. He can't find it. He said he can't find it. Well, keep looking. I'm sure it's up there.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I've been trying, guys. Yeah, Cash and I thought it'd be fun once.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I asked him to. What do you want me to do? Physically grab the jet skis myself and move them out?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Well, I'm not the jet ski moving, taking pictures, getting them listed on Facebook Marketplace and selling jet ski girls. Wait, are they still not listed on Facebook? I don't think so. I would buy them. Yeah. He told us like three days ago. He was like, I'm taking pictures today. Well, yeah, but what did you guys think? What happened? He didn't say something.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Well, let me tell you something. I met my movie star cousin. Really? You have a movie star cousin? Oh, I saw your mom's Facebook post. Yeah.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Are you the movie star cousin? No. Apparently she has a cousin that actually does movies.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No, no. What is it, mom? Joe Don Baker. Oh. Is he from Texas? No, he's from LA.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
It's rude to deny a gift. I don't know what it is, though. I'm really excited to see. Is it moving? Stop!
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
He's my cousin, though. Yeah. But, like, yeah, I've never met him, and I've always wanted to meet him. Yeah.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
this weekend, weren't you? Yeah, I was. What? I don't know. I'm just thinking. What is Cash doing? I don't know. Cash!
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I was halfway listening, but I was like, oh, I want to hear what that answer is.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I'm cool with that. Do a flip. Oh, I'm scared for you. Are you sure?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I don't know if y'all heard that on camera, but his knees cracked before he even hit the floor. Everything just popped in the air. When he bent down, it was like... We're almost a decade older than Harper and Jason.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Do you mean like a real fire? Like it looks like it got caught on fire?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
that Maverick should start. No, no, no, you got it, you got it. I need an example.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
You're all very different. Skibbity is brain rot?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Yeah, I had to. He looks like a wizard, not a wizard. Sorry, I don't brain rot. Wait, does it mean that in every single content? Then what is Skibbity Riz? I thought that was a good thing. Skibbity Riz!
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Why are you trying to get away from me? Do you know how many crazy things have been in that seat? Okay.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
This is like black. She puts this on her face. Wow. Y'all should, oh, the makeup video, this is probably going to come out before my video comes out, but that was a funny video. How did Harper do my makeup? I just don't understand why everybody's fighting with me.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Wow, that's so respectful of you. Thank you, Cash.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Have y'all gone on an official date? Yeah, at lunch. School lunch. That's not official.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Okay, well, if y'all were to go on a date outside. What's the thing with that?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
If y'all were going to go on a date outside of school, where would y'all go? Each individually answer. Harper, you go second.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I mean, that was kind. Are you being serious?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I want to hear the ones you're not allowed to say out loud.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Man, mom and dad are getting after y'all. This is crazy.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
So you have, like, one best friend? Mostly me.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I'm like, I just, like, want to break up with him. But y'all connect emotionally because neither one of y'all have good friends. And you guys both do content. No, I have pretty good friends, but, like... Oh, I thought you said you had pretty good friends.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
If we play pickleball after this and Jason comes and Harper does not, that is crazy. Insanity. Well, are y'all playing pickleball after this?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
You can sing it for us, though. We're breaking up.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
police officer who came over the other day. His name is Goose. His real name is not Goose though, is it? I think it was.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
You bought that? Oh, you were. I know what you're talking about. He literally said, my name is Goose.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
But that's still his name. No. He just wanted to tell you.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Why would we do that? Oh, heck no. Wait, what if you, and then wait.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
When your son has a son, names him Goose, and together they'll be Geese. That was so funny.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Have you watched Top Gun since knowing Maverick?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I laugh like every five seconds. Because I just think of Tara watching that movie and thinking, I'm going to name my son Maverick. And James would just be like, okay.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
That would be Kate. Are you sure? What's a Jason Harp? Yeah, what do you need?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Who? I don't know. In chemistry? You're talking about another guy while Jason's here? That's kind of crazy.