Kenzies house got robbed!
Chapter 1: What happened during the house break-in?
My house got broken into one time. They tried to steal my uncle's identity.
What? What?
The cops walk up to her and they're like, hey, we found this man in your house and he's saying that he's David and he like has all the information on David. He had taken a shower, like made himself breakfast. Is this guy psycho?
He was really playing the role of I am David. I think we all could use some constructive criticism on the pod.
And I think that that is Mav. So Mav, you can now go around and share what mine is.
I'm gonna get in so much trouble for saying this. The problem is you look at things from a perspective of like, you're better than everyone else.
But like, oh, things just got good. I'm here for the drama.
Okay, is no one gonna talk about it? No one's gonna talk about it. Fine. We'll talk. Yes, it is true. I ate 176 grams of protein just in my breakfast.
I know. It's amazing. You're kind of like blending in with the strawberry with the red shirt. Your hair? Yes, my hair. How you cut it?
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Chapter 2: How did the conversation shift from a burglary to personal criticisms?
Hey, Brooke, we're on the podcast. Did you pass it? Guess who's a licensed driver? Yay! That would have been so embarrassing if she didn't. All right, bye. I have to go. I'm on the pod. Okay, I'm taking you to school tomorrow, though. Bye. Do not get in that car. The fact that 16-year-old
girls can get their license and we're not all dead. It's crazy, man.
The fact that little boys who drink can get their license. What?
Who's giving you the license? Who's giving these licenses?
Little menaces that go to my school. Little menaces. You know, Mav and Cash were driving when they were 14 on motorcycles.
Do y'all know that one meme? It's like the go, go. Yes. Oh. Do you be the person who's like asking me about Minnesota and be like, why don't you like Minnesota? Are you sure you know what you're talking about?
Yeah, I've seen the meme, but I don't want to ask you about Minnesota right now.
I know, but I can do it really well.
I don't think you can.
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Chapter 3: What humorous events occurred involving food?
Can we talk about Beast Games? Have you watched it? Yeah. Have you finished it? Did you? Honestly, should we just give away the winner right now? Yeah, we'll give it away right now. No, no, don't give away the winner.
I'd be pissed.
If somebody gave away the winner, we'd still win.
Mr. Clean just fell on our stairs. Oh, my Uber Eats. Just chunk it out. Oh, no! What is in there?
What's in there? A gold? If there's mozzarella sticks in there, you better give me one. No, you can't. I had a mozzarella.
Who earns a bag like that? Buns are on the floor, Mav.
Your buns are falling.
Fix your mic, bud. Don't need that. Fix your mic, bud. You're crooked. Always crooked.
Do you try the string test? No, you can't eat, Mav. The string test? Mav, please.
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Chapter 4: How did the discussion transition to personal habits and criticisms?
There's too much trash.
Do I get paid for it though? That was a crazy inside joke. You guys want to understand.
You might know part of the podcast anyway. Did you get those from Sheen? Yes? How did you know?
Hey look Kinsey's wearing Adidas.
That's not Adidas. I'm not wearing Adidas.
Oh wait that's not Adidas.
I tried to buy an Adidas.
Oh I'm sorry. These are the ugliest pants I own but I dare. No I think they're cute. I feel like they're too dark. But are you sure you don't mind if I go get a water?
Why do you ask?
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Chapter 5: What are the dynamics among the speakers during the podcast?
Yeah, I'm going to try.
Okay. Let me get my burps up.
Go. Go.
Have conversation while I do it. Oh, okay, okay, okay. There was a video on TikTok of this kid doing it with Sprite, and he went crazy. Maybe we should get you a Sprite. Have you guys ever played Would You Rather?
Would You Rather?
Would you guys like to play? Sure. I have a really good one.
Would you guys like to play?
Why did you say it like a child? I've been thinking about this one all day. I've asked everyone. Why are you checking it out, Alex? Alex already knows it's such a good one. What is it? Okay. Would you rather have a billion dollars? Okay. Okay. Okay, hurry up.
Cash is screaming from the depths of the house.
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Chapter 6: What games did the podcast hosts play?
What was I going to say?
Oh, I was talking about your PTSD.
Yeah, I was going to ride a bear and then I was going to kill a bear. And I forgot. I remember we were talking about getting robbed. Oh, yeah. Speaking of getting robbed, my car got robbed one time. Yeah, and guess what they stole? My stuff. They broke into Matt's car and stole my stuff. Shouldn't have left it in an unlocked car, man. And they stole our friend Michael's stuff.
Everything besides Matt's stuff.
That's crazy.
Yeah, but I still didn't learn his lesson.
My house got broken into one time. They didn't, like, steal anything, except they tried to steal my uncle's identity. What? And that was fun. What do you mean?
Wait, hold up. So they went in there and was just like, where's the social?
No, yeah, actually.
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