Matt

We were supposed to... We kind of planned to have a guest. We still might. We still might. I don't know. Why do I have no headroom? Oh, you must have been slouching.

We were supposed to... We kind of planned to have a guest. We still might. We still might. I don't know. Why do I have no headroom? Oh, you must have been slouching.

Yep. Was I? Is that possible? Could I have been slouching? I'm getting a call from Kunkeltown, Pennsylvania.

Yep. Was I? Is that possible? Could I have been slouching? I'm getting a call from Kunkeltown, Pennsylvania.

I'm going to answer the call from Kunkeltown. Well, he just... Hello. Hello. Hello? Hello? With what? I'm not... I know you're a scam caller, so I'm not even sorry to say... I cannot understand a goddamn word you're saying. You even gonna admit it? You gonna own up to it? You gonna be like, yes, I'm a dirty, dirty boy? I'm a little scam call slut? Hmm? Hmm? Anybody there? No? Coward. Coward.

I'm going to answer the call from Kunkeltown. Well, he just... Hello. Hello. Hello? Hello? With what? I'm not... I know you're a scam caller, so I'm not even sorry to say... I cannot understand a goddamn word you're saying. You even gonna admit it? You gonna own up to it? You gonna be like, yes, I'm a dirty, dirty boy? I'm a little scam call slut? Hmm? Hmm? Anybody there? No? Coward. Coward.

Oh, that's great. Listen, man, I'm getting a call from Kunkel Town.

Oh, that's great. Listen, man, I'm getting a call from Kunkel Town.

I literally get like two dozen a day. I don't know why. Just out of nowhere, I haven't put my phone number into anything.

I literally get like two dozen a day. I don't know why. Just out of nowhere, I haven't put my phone number into anything.

I don't know what's going on. I just suddenly, like... I would think that they'd be too busy. What with the conflict. Which one? The one in Kashmir. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Like, it's just...

I don't know what's going on. I just suddenly, like... I would think that they'd be too busy. What with the conflict. Which one? The one in Kashmir. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Like, it's just...

If it comes in before 745, it will get answered. If it comes in after, it really depends.

If it comes in before 745, it will get answered. If it comes in after, it really depends.

Then we'll get it, obviously. That's not encouraging you to spend more money. It's really just like when that happens, we're like, okay, well, we can't not respond to that.

Then we'll get it, obviously. That's not encouraging you to spend more money. It's really just like when that happens, we're like, okay, well, we can't not respond to that.

It's a large lump sum. I have a structured settlement, and I need cash now.

It's a large lump sum. I have a structured settlement, and I need cash now.

We're trying to buy a not cult in Montana.

We're trying to buy a not cult in Montana.