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A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
The left doesn't want you to spit on that thing. Hello, hello, and welcome back to A Bit Fruity, the podcast where my philosophy on sex has always been the same. You should have as much of it as you want, especially if it's gay. Earlier this month, a 26-year-old semi-successful right-wing social media influencer named Ashley St. Clair made an announcement.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
And I don't know, I felt like I wanted to start this episode with that premise because it makes it easier to understand how the cultural approach from Republicans towards sex changes.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
as this like white christian purity thing to this like wild like reproductive race we love hawk tua like these are all just ploys at drawing as many people into the fold with whatever's popular in any given moment i feel like do you think that's a fair place to start
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
That was really good. That was good. You're ready to play the Ashley St. Clair biopic.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Following the right wing, especially the right wing culture warriors lately, it's like, okay, they want to bring back, you know, hot sexual women, but they are against contraception and recreational sex. They want to repopulate the world with as many of Elon Musk's children as possible. But they're against having children outside of wedlock. You need to be modest, but you need to be sexy.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
And it's just like, what are we doing here?
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
This would be Elon Musk's 13th child with a total of four different women. Since the announcement, Ashley's become the subject of enormous waves of every possible reaction, from congratulations to just about everything you'd imagine the internet would have to say about a relatively obscure young woman who births a famous man's child out of wedlock.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
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A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
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A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
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A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
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A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
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A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
And to be clear, I am no fan nor friend of Ashley St. Clair. But, you know, she seems to be going through a lot. And Elon has been quiet. Elon's only public acknowledgement of any of this so far has been in response to a tweet from longtime gay neo-Nazi Milo Yiannopoulos, who tweeted that Ashley, a 26-year-old, I'm 26. I'm 26. What am I doing?
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
I could be having Elon Musk's child if I played my cards right. Milo Yiannopoulos tweeted that Ashley, a 26-year-old, has been scheming for, quote, over half a decade to trap Elon into having a child with her. To which Elon responded, one word, whoa.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
To be honest, kind of everybody stopped resigning from office. People are dying in office like nobody's leaving for any reason anymore.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
You were born. I'm 26. You are in the Zoom with someone who is, mind you, the same age as Ashley St. Clair.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
No, but I am about to have Elon Musk's 14th child.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
No, I just did it for the sex. Oh, I'm just kidding. I can't even make that joke. I can't even make that joke. Oh, God.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Sorry, I veered you off topic. You were saying Larry Craig.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Nice. Yeah, I guess does heterosexual mall cruising exist?
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
I haven't been around that long, but even when I was a kid, a story like this would have been the only thing that anyone in America talks about for months. Yet now it feels anodyne. Like, you probably haven't even heard about it.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Yeah, ridiculous. They used to do that.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Your bread and butter is like, oh, you guys are so academic. You guys are so smart with all this like sexual, political, feminist theory stuff. I love talking about influencers. I want to bring my specialty to the table.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
I'm so happy I could have that impact on people. So, you know, you the listener, you talking to you. If you listen to this podcast, you know that I often tell stories about culture and politics through stories about online influencers. This episode will be no different. And I want to talk about someone who I have spent years paying attention to. And that is a one classically Abby.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
In a time when some of the biggest brands associated with the new right are barstool and UFC fighting, and when half of the president's cabinet is actively fighting against their own sexual assault allegations, and... Of course, when the president himself is a decades-long serial cheater and sexual predator, this story broke, and it's kind of just like, you know, happy Valentine's Day.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
What do you know about classically Abby?
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Allow me. Adrian, allow me. Walk with me here. You're totally right, Maura. Like she'll make just like relatively, it's like, you know, it's like, okay, like now I'm putting on brown eyeshadow and mascara and it's like, okay, we all put on brown eyeshadow, mascara, whatever.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
And she'll be like, but I'd never wear, you know, pink eyeshadow and false lashes like these crazy promiscuous women of today.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
So I put Classically Abby in here because she is, to me, the early 2020s example of a truly conservative, like Republican influencer. She is like, let me explain. Oh, I'm so happy I can finally talk about this. It's like... It's like standing up after six years of sitting down.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
In 2019, Classically Abby joins YouTube as someone who's clearly trying to just be like a makeup influencer, like a Tati Westbrook type. I have these screenshots of some of her first videos. And they're all they're like, classic winter look winged eyeliner, high end makeup, try on, you know, Anastasia Beverly Hills eyeshadow palette review.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
And these videos view wise weren't really getting much traction.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Well, I'm so glad you asked. After a year or two of trying to no avail to be just like a makeup YouTuber, Classically Abby releases a 2 minute and 48 second long banger of a video called conservative women it's our time let's take the culture back this is one of my favorite youtube videos and i thought we could just watch it together if that's okay please okay
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
I often make jokes online about the erosion of traditional conservative values within the party that's for decades branded itself as the party of traditional conservative values. But it's all starting to feel like that erosion is a feature, not a bug, of the party. And that's what I want to talk about in today's episode. To do that today, I have invited two friends and fellow podcasters.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
It's a masterpiece. She's so fascinating to me. Immediately after this video comes out, and it goes pretty viral. It has a million views. She immediately turns into what I wrote in my notes as if Phyllis Schlafly was a YouTuber. Here are some of her video titles. Why you should dress modestly. Get the attention you deserve. Why WAP is degrading to women. Dear ladies, it's good to act like a lady.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Ladies, sex before marriage is ruining your life. These videos got, like, actually kind of a lot of views for a while. But if you were there at the time, you would remember... that it was basically just because everyone was clowning on this lady. Like, I don't think she ever accrued much of a serious audience.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
And when she was getting the most views was basically when people were turning all of her videos into memes. Because like you said, Moira, it's so self-serious. It's hard to see her as someone you would like genuinely enjoy watching and consuming content from, even if you are actually a conservative.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Moira Donegan and Adrian Daub are hosts of In Bed With The Right, a podcast about the right's ideas on gender and sex and sexuality, which I've actually been on. So for some reason you want to hear more of me, you can go listen to my episode over there. And I am so excited to have you here. You guys are experts on whatever is going on here. So thank you for joining.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Right. And part of why I followed Classically Abby from afar for so long was that her views steadily declined to virtually nothing by the end of 2024, which is when a few months ago she retired from YouTube. She was like, I'm done. Yeah. She was only getting a couple thousand views a video.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
And in that video where she retires, she talks about how she's become a mother and she wants to focus on that. And obviously, that's a completely valid reason. First of all, you don't need a valid reason to stop posting on YouTube. In fact, we should all probably stop posting on YouTube. So good for her. But it's way easier to leave something when it isn't really much of a thing at all.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
And it was clear by the end, if at any point, that she was not really making much money.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Oh my God. I can really see it. The eyebrows. I will say this. Last night when I was getting ready to record today, I was watching some of her videos. And to do that faster, I was listening to them in two times speed. And when you listen to her in two times speed, she acts like her brother. Can I show an example?
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Oh, yeah, that's him. That's him. All right. You know, there's Ben. There's Ben.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Yeah. People were pretty gross about her.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
I just remember seeing classically Abby's views dwindle. And the very naive conclusion that I came to was like, you know, the internet and social media is just full of young progressive people. And there just isn't room for a right-wing influencer like her to because nobody wants to hear this shit about dressing modestly.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
And I think I was right that mostly nobody wants to hear this shit about dressing modestly. But I was very, very wrong about the young internet not having room for right wing influencers. Obviously, now the biggest influencers on social media helped Trump get elected. But it's just, it's not a Phyllis Schlafly type. They're not anti-sex. And the thing is, a lot of them are grifters now.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Moira, before we started recording, you said that you have been following this Ashley St. Clair Elon new child debacle ravenously. Would you like to share any insights?
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
You know, the biggest stars in right-wing social media are willing to adapt to whatever the thing is that they have to say, whether that be about trans people or Elon Musk or immigrants or pronouns or whatever. Right. Whereas like classically Abby, just like it seems like very earnestly believes in like the value of like wearing like maxi dresses or whatever.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
We've been talking a lot about Tradwives. I've been talking a lot about Tradwives on this podcast lately. And the thing is, Abby Shapiro, I think was making like actual Tradwife content. Like she was actually talking earnestly about like wearing sweaters and staying home and raising children.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
In a way that didn't have the flair and style and honestly, like oftentimes campiness that we see from a lot of successful Tried Wife influencers now. Which speaking of this sort of Tried Wife content, in contrast with Classically Abby, I want to send you guys a tweet and get your reaction to it. So this is a tweet from a right wing influencer called Elijah Schaefer.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
who tweeted this video of a woman with the caption, this type of content awakens in a man something so primal, not even an OnlyFans model in lingerie could compete.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
To me, it's like classically Abby was like the actual trad wife. And no one actually cares about that because it's not fun or interesting to watch. And then this is like the pornified trad wife.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
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A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
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A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
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A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
So classically Abby kind of fizzled out and for whatever it's worth, I hope she's having fun being a mother and wearing her beige sweaters. Good for her. But the biggest right wing influencer women today, they resemble Hawk Tua a lot more than they do classically Abby in their approach to sexual politics. Because they aren't really conservative, at least not in the way that Abby was.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Do you guys remember how Hoctua became kind of like a right wing thing?
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
yeah i can say that they're not though they kind of are because i will say not sorry not to cut you off but it's like they do think about gay sex a lot because they're always yes yelling at me about it like anytime i say something they find disagreeable about anything i always get a million tweet mentions that are like yeah well how does it feel going home and sucking cock at night and i'm like first of all fine thanks for asking second of all why are you thinking about it
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Ashley is perhaps best known for her anti-trans children's book called Elephants Are Not Birds, which, you guessed it, is about a young elephant who is tricked into thinking he can become a bird. Elephants Are Not Birds is published by Brave Books, a right-wing book publisher that, quote, "...partners with people of moral integrity to teach complex Christian and conservative values."
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Yeah. Wow. Clock that Adrian. Yeah. no one who is having, who is engaging in a healthy sex life, just going to go out and say it, talks about sex the way that these like, especially right-wing male influencers talk about sex on Twitter.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
100,000%. And that's why actually at the top of my outline here, I put a picture of Phyllis Schlafly, who you listeners unaware, she was like this second wave anti-feminist. Like she was all about like, we don't need the Equal Rights Amendment. Women can be liberated through work in the home. And she dressed exactly like how you think she would dress.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
She dressed like how classically Abby aspires to dress. She's wearing these like
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
buttoned up coats to the top and she honestly just looks like a you know well put together like dowdy old white lady similar to like nancy reagan or any of the sort of like models of conservative femininity of that era and it's in stark contrast to like you said the kimberly gulf oils and the melania trumps who are distinctly almost like pornified
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
And it's like, like there was work being put in. Oh, yeah.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
100%. And I feel like a lot of what we're saying ties into Wow, this entire podcast is just held together by bad tweets. Thank you, Ian Miles Chong. Like you were saying, Adrian, it's like so much of this like sexual aggression that I feel like we're now seeing on the right is framed as like a backlash to like, I guess the woke puritanical anti sex left.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Which is such a weird perversion of everybody's beliefs.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
We don't have time today to explain who Ian Miles Chong is. That is a different episode. Let me know if you want it. But honestly, I don't even know if I do. But Ian Miles Chong, this like right wing Twitter influencer, friend of Elon Musk, tweeted this video of like a football cheerleader.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Okay, work, Moira. Come on.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Well, I think it's pretty clear that Ian Miles Chong does not necessarily have a rich life outside of Twitter, but it is interesting that these, these ideas that these kind of like terminally online, weird right-wing internet gremlins make about like, oh yeah, I'm actually the underdog for thinking that a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader is sexy and,
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
how that trickles into mainstream attitudes within the right today.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
You're still being oppressed by that one Dylan Mulvaney Instagram Bud Light video.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Something that I put in here under this Ian Miles Chong tweet about the cheerleader being hot is it's just like between this, the Hawk Tua thing, this, I think what you said about Dave Portnoy being the successor to the Hugh Hefner throne, which is true. You have this idea that on the right now, there is this like... sexual politic of domination.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
But simultaneously, like they still are the party policy wise of, you know, being anti contraception, anti abortion, by virtue of these things, anti recreational sex. And it's like, how can you be the party of sex and fun and young, beautiful people and also have all of those policies? Like, I guess for me, I'm like, Are people not seeing the contradictions here?
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Are people just buying into the vibes and not looking at what the policies are? Where does that shake out?
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
You are mixing up our conservative influencers. Classically, Ashley St. Clair.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Also, just like you can just claim that like anything you've been accused of as insofar as like sexual predation or anything like that. You could just claim that there's a witch hunt against you and that the media is out to get you and that you're a martyr for the right wing cause and cancel culture and like they'll rescue you out of the trenches with a podcasting deal.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Yes. Big win for the community there. So I have a couple of wrap-up questions here that will maybe help us tie this up with a bow. Maybe not. We'll see. But what I wrote is, if Republicans are no longer the party of traditional family values, which... I think anybody would be very hard pressed to say that they are. Then socially and culturally speaking, like, what are they the party of?
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
And also, was the family values thing always a smokescreen and now they've just given up on it?
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
I want to make my last little follow-up here. It's just that in the 2024 election, so many groups shifted more to the right with how they voted, and women, by and large, were among those groups. You described that the politics of sexual domination used to be stylized through this purity culture, where it's now being stylized through this, like, we must have as much sex as men want culture.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
And how maybe now that the purity culture has been stripped away, that women might feel more freed by that style change. But I always like to end this podcast on like, here's what you should take away and like, perhaps to a voting booth with you. I think you would argue that women have not been freed by this change. And perhaps Ashley St. Clair could be the tragic mascot of that.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
No, 100%. I mean, it's like, I have a joke that's going to cheapen this so much.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
But I always have to end on a chuckle. But it's like, you literally, no one is being freed by the insistence that you spit on that thing. We need to imagine a world where we have the choice to spit on that thing or not spit on that thing and be liberated by that choice.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
I had sex for three and a half minutes, and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
You learned a lot? Oh, my God. The two of you are so brilliant. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for being here. I choose these episode topics by just, you know, my little cultural fixations that oftentimes I feel like I can't answer. And so I go looking for people who have a better handle on at least how to think about answering those questions than I do. And The two of you are just brilliant.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
If you who are listening to this want more of Moira and Adrian, you should definitely go listen to their podcast, In Bed With The Right. It'll be linked in the description. And I'm so happy that you chose to listen to this podcast today. I hope that you are doing whatever you need to do to take care of yourself because we all need to see each other make it to the other side of this. And we will.
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I love you so much. And until next time, stay fruity.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Yeah, when Elon made that sole contribution to the conversation around his, you know, alleged 13th child when he just wrote, whoa. Ashley St. Clair, did you guys see what she responded in a tweet? Maura saw this.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
And so on Valentine's Day, just a few days ago, Ashley St. Clair's announcement to the world was this. Moira, would you like to read it so we can get like a woman?
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Okay, wait. Do a dramatic reading, please. Elon, we have been trying to communicate for the past several days and you have not responded. When are you going to reply to us instead of publicly responding to smears from an individual who just posted photos of me in underwear at 15 years old? Notably, after like, I don't even think a day. This tweet was deleted.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
And so I think what you can infer from that was that there was some sort of back channel agreement between Elon Musk's team and whoever was representing Ashley St. Clair to have her take this down. Would you say that's probable?
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Moira, what you said is true. She's tragic.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Well, the whole, I mean, did you see that Julianne Moore's book? Julianne Moore, the actress, she co-authored a children's book about a seven-year-old girl with freckles who hates her freckles and then learns that because they make her different and unique, they make her special and good.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
And this is currently under review and in the process of being taken out of libraries in military schools by the Department of Defense. They want to replace that with books like this that just tell you like, actually, you can't achieve your dreams. It's not even about being transgender. It's like you cannot imagine. You cannot imagine a world of difference.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
You can't aspire to anything because it's all in service of trying to create this like monoculture and it's just so fascist.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Yeah, it's just beating young people into submission, which like, I don't know, like, we're all gay here. Right, Maura, you're gay?
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Yeah, we're all gay. We're all gay here. Like, I feel like growing up as a gay kid, you know exactly what it's like to be beat into submission. And they just want to do that to the, you know, most extreme level. It's not even enough to be straight. You have to be like a million other things as well.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Wait, if sex lasts longer than three minutes, then it's gay?
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
I did it, Ashley. I did it, Ashley. So I wanted to make this episode in tandem with other recent episodes I've made about the sort of cultural rebrand of the Republican Party, I think, especially as it's become the Trump Party. You know, political parties aren't static in policy or cultural branding. They're amorphous. This has been my take, at least.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
You know, Republicans were famously the party that ended slavery, as they so often love to tout as a party accomplishment. Even though the political parties have realigned across so many different lines since then, that that's just basically meaningless posturing at this point. Obviously, Republicans have become the white nationalist party.
A Bit Fruity with Matt Bernstein
The Incoherent Sexual Politics of the Right
Democrats, on the other hand, have gone from just, you know, eight to 10 years ago, having the slogan, no human being is illegal to we are tougher on the border than Republicans are. These are all just groups of people trying to accrue power and willing to rebrand as they see fit.
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Because, I mean, we don't even do a podcast with a celebrity, so how would we know?
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So you don't have time for anybody that would live their whole life as a regular Joe. As a folk.
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Could I do, like, it's giving you a view to a kill, Scarpine.
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You're so Kyle versus Kim Richards in season one of Desperate Housewives.
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The reason I know this is because Kyle Richards, who's one of the housewives, played Lindsay as the young girl in Halloween.
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You are such a Jamie Heineman from Mythbusters right now.
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Spoken like a Darwin Hammelsmith from the TV sci-fi makeup show Face Off. Okay.
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It says, P.S., if a fire happens, take this.
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Is this a bad time? No, bad time. I mean, you might as well pull off the band-aid. Here's what I'm saying.
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I've worked for you for so long. Yeah, Albert.
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This is the ultimate I get to talk last thing that you guys do. Yeah, I know.
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Oh, so you say you lost your house, did you? Well, guess what?
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I mean, I wouldn't even say that about myself.
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It's not just a faceless city. Yeah. You've seen so many people talk about how much they love Altadena. Yeah. And I think that they are the city. So the houses may be gone, but they'll bring them back and they'll keep the city. When I heard you lost your house, I just felt like desperate to do something for you.
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It's so hard to know how much to offer to people in this situation because you feel some, they must be bombarded with this. Are they being overloaded? But anything you would ever need, I think people, all your friends would be desperate to help you guys in any way. Yeah.
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One thing I found that's been very helpful is there's a database of the least funded GoFundMes for individual families. Yes, yes. And so you can find the people that need help.
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That's what keeps this show on top.
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I may be the most like regressed technological person on a podcast, which is fairly technically advanced. Well, that's why I surround myself with people who know.
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Like they're not going to find out about their new, the old house till they're 18.
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This is your opportunity to say like 10 years.
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What's wrong with me? I thought it was like, don't do it.
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I don't know. It's just a mustache.
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Do you realize how happy I'd be if he shaved off half of it and went around saying, I lost half in the fire.
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Because he didn't lose it. It's just he's inconvenient.
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We can just go buy it. And am I not wrong, a kettlebell is the most likely to survive a fire. Yeah, that's why he's like, my kettlebell probably survived.
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So we're very lucky. But the way you've handled the aftermath, too, with just such humor and aplomb and honesty, too, with how you're feeling. It's amazing. You're amazing.
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Come on! And that would mean there's no room for you!
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But I kind of like it, because it's a shade of cocoa that I find...
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Especially in the state you're in. I can't imagine having to do that stuff that's already awful.
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And the fires are still burning. That's the crazy part, too. Oh, yeah. You know what? It's 55% contained. They are. And what, Palisades is 22% or something as of today? Yeah. Contained. That's it.
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Yeah. Usually it's like you get a free birthday meal at Denny's and you just show your ID.
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And so I demand the 20% off.
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No, we were very lucky. We got really close to the evac warning zone and it was heading down the arroyo. So we did pack and leave, but that's all. I mean, we just, we were...
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I am. The girls are still down at Momo's in Long Beach where the air is clean. I know. Because that's the other thing is this talk about the air quality index being okay, but that doesn't account for certain leads and asbestos toxins in the air and stuff. So I don't know. I wear a mask outside my house, even though it's blue skies and there's ash and everything. Right, right. It's just weird.
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Sounds positive so far.
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He's so good at handling stuff like this.
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You too. Yeah. Okay, we're going to leave that all in. Yeah, no, that was really good because I was sort of narrating to the readers like exactly how well you're a communicator. How would you rate that interaction? That was a 10 out of 10. Really? I love the dulcet tones that you spoke in. Thank you. And I am recording a podcast, so if you could leave it outside the door. Thank you so much.
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You were giving Selena Gomez wrapped in the blanket asking for, you know what I mean? That meme. That's actually the best meme. Selena Gomez wrapped in like, what is that? Like an Adirondack blanket. Yes. Just a gorgeous big knit. The best one that, because it was like, this is me when I, the best was when I calmly asked the flight attendant for a ginger ale after waking up on the plane.
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Did Becca just put it in?
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Honestly, this picture of her and us is the image for this episode. This is exactly the vibe right now. Oh, yeah. This is Selena wrapped in this blanket and then us with our heads wrapped in this blanket. Tell Spencer, who, by the way, people have been asking about who's been crushing our graphic design. It has not been the very busy Bo and Yang. It has been Spencer. Also very busy.
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Not that Bo and Yang couldn't also tear down these graphic designs, but we have been truly blessed by the team.
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Now, so you saw Meredith Marks.
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Join hosts Austin Hankowitz and Janice Torres as they talk to small business owners about how they've grown and maintained their businesses.
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I think we have to leave that in. We have to leave that in.
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Oh, my God. What do you guys think about Bronwyn? Like already.
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I mean, I was watching an interview with Bozema last night, who, by the way, I've grown to really like. I like Bozema. I love Bozema. And I think it's like really, really, she brings so much to the show. And also heartbreaking, her home burned down in the fires. In Malibu, yes. So all the best to anyone who's still struggling, by the way. Like, damn.
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But I was watching an interview with her and she was like, you know, I did it because X, Y, Z reasons. And then she was like, my one thing was I really didn't realize it was going to be so real, but the relationships are very real. And sure, the show is produced in terms of like, They nudge you in terms of things to bring up or whatever.
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But the stuff that all goes into the conflict for the episodes is real and all based in real stuff. And when you are arguing with someone, that's a real argument. It's not like you get off screen and high five and are like... You know, tee hee hee, we really ate that scene. It's like, oh, we just had an actual conflict that was captured for everyone.
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And she was saying that that was the big realization from her time on the show. So Lisa Barlow strolling down, even the Queen of Sundance has in the back of her mind, like... Her conflict with Bronwyn. Right. Bronwyn is top of mind for her. On a week like this. Well, you want to know why? It's because I thought last week, Lisa and Bronwyn was tough. Really tough.
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Because honestly, even if you're not a big Bronwyn fan, I think one storyline where she was incredibly sympathetic and my heart really did break for her was when she shared... the story of the background of Gwen's parentage. So she has a daughter, Gwen, and she got pregnant out of wedlock with a very Mormon baby daddy.
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And the father and the mother of him basically didn't accept her, basically just tough Mormon stuff with the child coming. And she was 19, Becker reminds us. And so it's been a very, very, very difficult relationship. Gwen's father doesn't know her because he's passed away since. Wow, as I'm reminding myself as I'm saying this, it gets even darker. But anyway, guys, please give me grace.
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Remember, it's 7 a.m. But it's a tough situation. And Lisa is... Somehow finding herself in the middle of it. And I think that all Bronwyn was really wanting in that reunion exchange was just for Lisa to acknowledge the fact that Gwen's feelings had been hurt by Lisa in regards to all this. And Lisa just couldn't do that.
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So Lisa Barlow was out and about. I know I saw Heather Gay in some photos. Yeah. Well, Heather Gay and Steven and our friend Steven Sambari were hanging out, having a grand old time.
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People don't even realize that. It's like impossible to get into shit.
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I believe. Well, I'm ready to give my review of The Wedding Banquet. No, no. This movie could have been better. No, no, no. It had all the elements, and I'm really disappointed. I won't be able to support it in theaters. I'm sorry, Matthew. I understand. I won't be able to support it.
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Oh my God. We do at some point need a reading of the ask that you sent to the housewives.
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I mean, this is yet another Bowen Yang deleted scene. Oh my goodness. You might be the legend of the cutting room floor.
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Featurette culture, yeah.
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I'm going to say this right now. There's one film that we both love that had amazing DVD features. And I think this movie, if you really boil it down to DVD culture and when it was at its peak. Yes. This movie is peak DVD culture. And we're going to say it on three together. No, I don't know. I don't know what you mean. I'm going to say it, and you're going to wish that you had rolled the dice.
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I'm going to count down. Three, two, one. Charlie's Angels.
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First of all, Charlie's Angels. No, because Charlie's Angels full throttle was a few years later.
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I knew you knew. Why did I ever doubt myself? I love you. Love you back. I mean, I'm just saying that I knew you knew.
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But it's so worth it when you can enjoy a night out in the wintry charm of the city or your little town. And if you want to dress up and be around people but not be outside for too long, there's nothing better than a night at the theater, courtesy of TodayTix.
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Just download the Today Tix app to see their offerings. From star-studded casts to highly anticipated revivals, they've got a great mix of shows to pick from.
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Sounds like a dream, right? IKEA is here to make your me time dreams come true. Visit them in store or at ikea-usa.com forward slash sleep to create a comfy, blissful bedroom today.
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I mean, I'm so excited. Also, I just saw Death Becomes Her. And let me just say, thanks Today Tix.
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Mm-hmm. Because it's not like a movie where you can go check it out later. You got to see this stuff while it happens. So gut out, support theater, and improve your culture.
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Todaytix.com slash ding dong.
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When it all comes together, all these things, you can expect love to grow. And that's good, because the wedding should all be about that. Creating an atmosphere and an environment where love can, what's the word? Flourish.
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The first and only stop you need to make on your wedding planning journey is Zola. They've thought of everything you'll need and have built every tool to get you to I do.
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Every Zola wedding is as unique as the couple planning it.
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Quince has all the must-haves like Mongolian cashmere crewneck sweaters from $50, iconic 100% leather jackets, and versatile flow-knit activewear.
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By partnering directly with top factories, Quince cuts out the cost to the middleman and passes the savings on to us.
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I love that. I love it too. And I truly do love, I know we mentioned it a lot, but that Mongolian cashmere crew neck sweater, not only was it affordable, but I be wearing it out on the town and the girls come up asking to touch me. I say, yes, you may, but just the Mongolian cashmere, not the skin, not tonight.
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That's Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com slash culturistas to get free shipping and 365-day returns. Quince.com slash culturistas. So, Valentine's Day is coming up. You know, everybody's going to be dining out with their soulmate.
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But, you know, it's easy to find your bowlmate at Qdoba.
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Bowlmate. Someone to share your Qdoba with. That's right. Because everybody can get exactly what they want at Qdoba. You can create your own tacos, burritos, and bowls.
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Right? But here's the kicker. You can get a free entree this Valentine's Day when you order an entree and drink. Oh, one for you and one to share?
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Charlie's Angels special feature is the first one, especially because, like, the way the fire and the rock music would play. Oh, yeah. God, just the best movies ever. Best movies ever!
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Yes, I did. And I really enjoy Charlie XCX's Letterboxd.
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Yeah, it's so good. I mean, like, it's also like so gorgeously self-aware. I mean, just it's so fun. It exists to be fun, but also the plot is good and the twists are good.
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Yeah, I would deeply, especially because Cameron's now, I guess, out of retirement in some way, fashion. I feel like You know, while we love Drew on her daytime show, it'd be great to see her in the cinema. Absolutely. Lucy's making a comeback. Lucy's always welcome. Yeah. I mean, and also Demi's having the moment.
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Demi did, of course, I don't know, a spoiler alert for Charlie's Angels Full Throttle, but Demi does plummet into a fiery pit. So it would be a lot for her to come back because they really do show her becoming engulfed in flames. But let me tell you something, in the world of Charlie's Angels, crazier things have literally happened. Truly.
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The lion dance? So you're not saying lion dance in like a fun way. You're saying lion dance, like L-I-O-N dance.
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Let's just say it was an incredible feat for them to accomplish, especially because there are not Chinese lanterns hanging in the entire way down there. Like you could. This is the part where you really had to suspend disbelief, Beau. Once you get to the end of Charlie's Angels full throttle, if you hadn't suspended disbelief by now, it's time to start.
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It's seven miles of string lights and just swinging like Spider-Man.
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Really a comment on how bad traffic congestion can be here. Really a comment on that. And a smart comment on that. And a smart, fun comment that we didn't even pick up on until now, all these years later.
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Listen, well, you know, now they're really trying to there's lots of movements now to try to get more production back here because it's kind of ridiculous. I mean, that's what Newsom should do next is we should we should try to figure out. Obviously, this is not as easily said and done. All these tax incentives and tax breaks that all these other states get to shoot. Here's a novel idea.
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How about bringing those to California? Right. Like revitalize, revive the industry here. Again, I don't know shit, but it feels like something where I'm like, you know, a lot saying like, oh, well, it's easy to shoot in Georgia. Oh, well, it's easy to shoot in fucking Canada. Like Pennsylvania saying all these places. I'm like, what? Why can't that be in California?
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Baby got to video village, not video village. I got to, I got to base camp yesterday for my own new project. Can't say yet. Hopefully can say soon. I walked onto a studio lot. It was base camp on a studio lot. And it felt like hooray for Hollywood. And I was getting put into hair and makeup. And actually it's more of a costume than I've done in ever. That's fun.
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And then the tour went by and I was like, Oh, I had a little boy moment where I was like, I feel like I made it. I'm in costume as the tour goes by and I'm on a studio lot and it was fun. And I was like, see, this is the whole Hollywood, California thing. It's literally hooray for Hollywood. The song that plays when you ring my doorbell. That, La Vie en Rose, it's a rotation. That's amazing.
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I love that damn song.
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But wait, one more thing. What's the buzz on Kiss of the Spider Woman?
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I mean, listen, I, All you have to do is say J-Lo is going to be dancing in a Hollywood production and that Bill Condon is doing it. And then I'm kind of there. We'll see. I guess the reviews... Because I've also been reading the reviews. And it seems like a takeaway is... It's obviously two very different movies. If you don't know the story of Kiss of the Spider-Woman...
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She's familiar with the lion dance. Okay, and the Marxists joined in?
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So it's about Argentinian prisoners, and one of them is a openly flamboyantly gay window dresser. And the way he sort of deals with his life is by imagining in his mind Hollywood sequences and big dance numbers that feature his favorite star, La Luna. And that is played by Jennifer Lopez. And so Jennifer Lopez sort of exists as a movie within a movie.
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So these two characters who are undergoing torture and, you know, a very, very, very bleak existence in an Argentinian small prison cell can sort of like escape somewhere, you know, and deal with the trauma of their circumstances. It's really interesting and it's an excellent musical. But as a movie, it feels like a tough adaptation.
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And I think some of the comments are that it obviously feels like two very different movies and one is more enjoyable than the other. But we'll see. Yes. That's just the buzz on the ground.
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What are you coming back so quickly for? Like, what is it that you have to get back for?
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So then at the end of the week, this is where we say we're going to... We're having a Vegas moment. My first Vegas moment since high school. Wow. Yeah. Has it changed? We are having a Vegas moment. And let me tell you something, we are doing it big. We are seeing on Friday night, Shania. On Saturday night, Mariah. Is it Divas Live or what?
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No, no, no. It's not a family thing.
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The first time I ever went was in college. And I remember my dumb basic ass was like, it's like Disney World for adults. which is literally what it is. I got to take you on the roller coaster. I don't know about that.
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All right, we can go shopping. We can definitely go shopping. We can definitely go to the buffet. Oh, yes. We will definitely be going to the shows. We will be on one. I cannot wait.
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Does she think touch my body? She better. I haven't looked at the set list. I'll be shook if she doesn't. I love Touch My Body.
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Jack the Grayer legend in the music video. Unbelievable legend. So we're supposed to do, I think the suggestion is that everyone wear a little glittery something to Mariah and everyone wear a little leopard something to Shania. Ooh, I don't think I have the leopard, but I'll get something together. Why don't you bring your zebra coat that you wore on the red carpet too. I saw your look.
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I saw you were wearing a zebra coat. A Marnie zebra coat. And what were those pants? Purple plaid pants?
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I mean, we said that's what we're going to be this weekend. We will have a full report when we get back. Yep. Let's talk Oscar noms. Okay, so first of all, my big takeaway is that you guys were great. Oh, thanks. Like, you and Rachel, so much fun together. I love the alt comedy joke about how it's just comedy for gays and women. Mmm. It's true. This was really fun. You guys did look amazing.
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And great pronunciation. Thank you. Can I say, your French was jumping out. Girl, it helps. It helps to speak a language, to have a flexible tongue. I think I'd be truly adrift. I thought the Oscar nominations were pretty good. I have my disappointments. Of course. I'm disappointed not to see Margaret Qualley there. I really am. Very disappointed not to see Margaret.
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I can't say I'm, like, totally in love with the supporting categories for whatever reasons. No challengers, noms. I think the challengers' lack of love sucks. But, you know, I've seen almost everything this year, and I'm not going to go out of my way to say anything negative, but there's some boring stuff that's, like, floated to the top. Like, for me, it's like... I don't know.
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I think it could have been a little bit more interesting had we thrown in like... Yeah, challengers into Best Picture. If we had seen, even like, I haven't seen this movie because it terrifies me, but like, people love Nosferatu. I was like, it's got lots of craft nominations.
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And so they tell you who the nominees are going to be beforehand.
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Oh, wow. And so you were, so you got to be a little gagged beforehand.
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So fun. Oh my God. Wait. So I've now seen The Apprentice. Those nominations are really well-deserved. Jeremy, congrats to Jeremy and Sebastian. And I understand people are, like, squeamish about watching the movie The Apprentice because of the Trump of it all, but, like, when you do get around to it, those performances are excellent. And I enjoyed the movie. I really did.
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I guess this is my thing is it's like there's a lot of like interesting, bold movies out there. And I want to say, I think I just got used to the idea that something like The Substance could be nominated for Best Picture so that when it was, I'm not giving it its flowers right now. It's amazing. So many things are nominated and up there for awards that like would not normally be.
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And I think it's great. Lots of international stuff is nominated. I'm just going to say it. I'm not crazy about A Complete Unknown. In fact, to say I'm not crazy about it is an understatement. I find it to be a Wikipedia to a karaoke track. That's the read I'll give for this. I mean, especially because he did Walk the Line, which was so good.
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I just feel like it was a low-impact version of that same movie. I think it's really hard to... to like dramatize and bring emotion to the story of someone who was by definition unknowable and very removed. And I just, I did not find it that compelling of a story because I actually think that not every cultural figure has a compelling story.
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You were just like, it's time to cap it.
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It had its moments. You know what I mean? Like I said, I thought the ensemble was great. I thought the casting was excellent. It's just it didn't add up to an altogether very compelling story for me. And I thought the performances in terms of the music were good. You know, it's nothing against it. It's just, I look at the Oscar nominations and see that it did so well. And I'm like, No, really?
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But anyway, that's just how I feel. I'm not crazy about that movie. I wasn't crazy about Conclave. But again, I did see that on Election Day.
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Yeah. I mean, many, many people did. And there's so many movies up there that I'm like, I really love. It's just, I don't know. It's just some of them, I just don't care that much. So, Valentine's Day is coming up. You know, everybody's going to be dining out with their soulmate. Well, not everybody.
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It was a disaster scene. Actually, title of that disaster scene. Disaster with a Z. Yes. Z in the middle. That's who. That's who. The best part. The best part of any party with the crew after you do anything is finding out who that girl is. That's like we're doing shots. And more than often, it is someone on the AD team.
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First of all, you know who completely snubbed that movie? GLAAD. Right, well... There you go right there. So, first of all, I know there's a lot of discourse about this movie from the trans community, from the Mexican community. I'm not going to weigh in on any of that. What I'm going to say is this movie is... At the same time, it's so chaotic, and it is also so boring. Like, it's both.
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It's kind of crazy, right? Because it just comes in and sweeps these nominations. And now I have to ask why. Come on. Like, Becca says 2025 is green book, but it's not like that, though, because I guess it sort of is because it's like a queer movie that people feel like they can get behind in the Academy, but... It feels different to me.
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It's just like, it's not good enough to be the frontrunner in my eyes. And it's also not like...
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I'm also uncomfortable with the amount of hatred that it's garnering because then you look at some corners of the internet and it's like people, it's people like, you know, I won't even say the names of like some of these YouTubers I've watched, but it's just like, you know, they play the clip of that sex change operation thing. And then it cuts back to them and they're hating it.
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It's like Becca saying right now, hating it for all the wrong reasons. Right, right, right, right, right. You know, that feels really uncomfortable. But then when you put that clip out there as a representation of the movie, how exactly do you think it's going to be received? I don't know. This is a really bizarre cultural moment, this movie, because it's like...
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Now, can you explain for all the readers, Katie's Publix's finalists and Kyle's? Yes, of course. That was the first time that that happened, by the way.
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i don't know what it is i think they decided really early on i think it premiered at can and they decided really early on this was like the prestige big movie of the year and also it's netflix and everything so it'll kind of packaged up to be this like big oscar movie and then everyone saw it and everyone has these like crazy polarizing responses to it for good reason and again this is nothing to say about the performances the performances are great
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And it's well done. And I think Zoe Saldana will win the Oscar for it. And she's stunning. But this movie, it's like, what exactly are we watching? It doesn't have to be all these genres. Sometimes that's just confusing. I find the story to be compelling.
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That might be our bounce. I just thought there were so many great movies this year, and then some of them, the ones that I was like, oh yeah, those are the givens in the Oscar race. You get around to watching them, and you're like, okay, sure. I guess we've decided this is the representation of film this year.
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Welcome, Kyle's. I embrace you. A couple people have come up to me at, yes, you guessed it, Barry's to self-identify as a Kyle's. Well, that's where the Kyle's gather. Likely story. We got to get a new shirt done, says Becca. I agree. Maybe a jersey. Okay, so, but explain to the girls what an AD is and why they might want to blow off such steam.
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And it's like, it's going to be different than you may think. I think that a lot of people have been reaching out being like, where's the coffee table book with the rules of culture? Right? Heard your suggestion there. We're going to do something a little bit different, a little bit more fun for us. We're putting our foot into this book. Yes. Oh, interesting. In a sexual way?
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No, I don't think of putting your foot into it as necessarily a sexual thing. I just mean, really put your foot in that. Like, you know what I mean? Like, isn't that an expression? Yes, but also it could be a kink, I think. Let's say it's both. Yes. We will be putting our foot into it in a writerly and kinky sense.
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Of course. This will be a true blast to do. And it's coming next year. What else? Is it time for I Don't Think So, Honey? I think it's time. Yeah. This is a scant episode, you guys, because it is early in the morning. This is one of those weeks where this was the only time we could do this. And it is 7 a.m. for me, 8 a.m. for Bowen in mountain time. But we love you so much.
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This was really the mountain episode. Last week was the laughing episode. This was the mountain episode. So, Valentine's Day is coming up. You know, everybody's going to be dining out with their soulmate. Well, not everybody.
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But, you know, it's easy to find your bowlmate at Qdoba. Ha, I follow you. Bowlmate. Someone to share your Qdoba with. That's right. Because everybody can get exactly what they want at Qdoba. You can create your own tacos, burritos, and bowls.
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Right? But here's the kicker. You can get a free entree this Valentine's Day when you order an entree and drink. Oh, one for you and one to share? Right. And then your bowlmate becomes just all mate, but it's only open to rewards members. So sign up in the Qdoba app and join Qdoba rewards to redeem the offer valid in restaurant or online only on February 14th.
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The truth is, the road can feel unpredictable, like it's out to get you at every turn. But it doesn't have to be that way.
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From forward collision avoidance assistant to blind spot view monitor, our vehicles offer available features designed to help safeguard you and your loved ones.
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Like, I'll be at Barry's boot camp, and literally on the treadmill next to me will be a woman in full earrings, bangles, and more. Literally yesterday, I was at the Hollywood location, and I'm putting some of you on blast if you take class with me. A woman's earrings full in. The guy next to me watches bracelets and a necklace. The guy on the other side of me, a necklace.
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And I'm like, guys, what if something falls off? This becomes a projectile. And this is another installment in becoming a projectile culture. This is why you always wear seatbelts. I don't care if you think you're going to be safe. If there's an accident, you become a projectile. If there's an accident at Barry's, I don't think so, honey. When you're accoutremented.
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are flying everywhere and your earring, mama on tread six, becomes a projectile. Take the earrings off, put them in the lockers they provide for you. I don't like jewelry and all these things, watches flying around. I don't think so, honey, during the workout. Not during group fitness. I don't think so, honey.
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First of all, why would you want to wear all that stuff while you're dealing with weights and materials and positions where you have to engage your body in certain ways?
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Things get caught on stuff. And that's what I'm saying. It's just like, and then the guy next to me did that thing where he tried to like, you know, at the end of a sprint at Barry's, like where people will try to jump to the sides. Instead of like running it down, like, okay, okay, we're running.
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I have to say that bugs me because I'm like, you're going to hurt yourself. No, I know, but I think that you jumping to the sides of the treadmill, like in order to relieve yourself of the strenuous activity, I feel like that is how people are going to hurt themselves. It's like, it's not a natural movement, right? And it just makes me nervous next to you. I'm not yelling at you, Bo.
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Yes. She's on foot at the circus. She's on foot on the tightrope. Yeah. So basically, for this person to be like, we're doing shots, understand their job, the entire process, as long as to keep things on time, get people where they're going. It is all about making the day. And so for those people at the whatever gathering, whatever party, whether it's at...
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I'm just saying I don't want you to hurt yourself. Thank you. I never said that. I never knew you were this type of girl.
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Thank you. Huge feat. And I started working with a trainer. Fans of the Ride podcast may know JR. I actually asked him, I asked him yesterday, I was like, so does Benny talk about you on the Ride podcast? Because he trains Benny Drama. And he goes, yes, Benny and Mary Beth. And I was like, okay, wow. So this is someone I feel safe. Hard-bodied. I'm actually seeing him in two hours.
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I feel safe mentioning him on the pod. But now you have to ask nowadays. The pod is so huge. You never know who's going to be uncomfortable by putting me thrust into the limelight of Lost Gulch. One of the funniest things about watching the nominations live, because I woke up early, as I want to do, I guess, lately, so I could watch you do the nominations live.
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And it's like, I watched it on YouTube. Yes, I watched it live. I watched the whole thing live. I woke up at 5.27 a.m., put that laptop on my chest, and opened it for you, and Rachel sent it, pronouncing French and looking hot. Crazy for that. And one thing I'll say is the entire YouTube chat was people from Brazil going crazy for Fernando Torres. And I'm still here.
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I think she could actually win. Like, now that she's nominated, like, I do think Demi is still a frontrunner, but I think that Fernando Torres' performance in that is so stunning that if people actually watch all of them, it might be hard not to vote for her. But obviously, we're still team Demi here.
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love best actress this year it ended up being such a competitive year and you know to say nothing of fucking Mikey Madison who's absolutely amazing and as some people I think are rightfully feeling the Nicole Kidman snub like 100% that's a major snub hugely Oscar worthy performance I loved Baby Girl Nicole Kidman in Baby Girl, it's wild that she keeps getting better, but she is getting better.
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I mean, to say nothing of Marianne Jean-Baptiste, who was also amazing in Her Truth, which is a tough movie, but an unbelievable performance. You know, I loved Pam in Last Showgirl. There was so much going on this year in Best Actress, so kudos to those nominated. Kudos. Oh, I guess I haven't technically done my I Don't Think So, Honey. You have not technically done it.
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The Sundance Zizastazine or some sort of rap situation. To see that person let off steam and go for it and say, we're going to the bar ripping shots. I not only celebrate them, but I join them in a shot. And I raise my glass now. Matt, you would be obsessed with this. Let's give a toast to Nicola. A morning toast. To Nicola. To the 3rd AD on the wedding banquet.
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And that's one minute. I'm so sorry to hear this. Thank you. It's hard for me. Yeah, I mean, and you are, do you really want to go to Aspen Ski Week? I do. I really do. Okay, so we'll go and you can do your thing. And I guess I'll be that girl in the house that's like drinking.
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I've never talked to someone who had gone skiing that didn't have a torn ACL. I'm sorry. What about me? What about you? What about you for once? Ever thought about that? You have a torn ACL. You don't even know. Sure.
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It would be your whole personality.
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Oh my God. Girl with a torn ACL was such a character in high school. You know what I mean? I remember I went to high school with this girl, Sam. And it felt like she was on crutches for two years. Of course. It was so debilitating. It's not to say that she didn't need the crutches. It's just, it fucks you up.
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It's so funny that this person in my life has probably gone on to, has probably, has definitely gone on to live like a full life. Who knows where she is now. All she's known to do is. a career, you know what I mean? But she will always be that girl in crutches on high school to me.
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And understand that if you are in high school and you're listening to this and you're on crutches, look around, sweetie. To everyone the rest of their life, you will be the girl who was on crutches in high school.
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Yeah, honestly, if you're in high school listening to us, reach out. We want to hear from you. Yeah. Or don't. No, I'm like, never mind. Not you beckoning minors. Hey, young, under 18 age people, let us know you're out there. No, really don't.
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I take back everything I said. Jesus Christ. We don't want to hear from you.
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And we hope that this episode inspired you out there. That's really what we aim to do every week is get on here and inspire with our cultural analysis, relatability with each other, and our energy. Inner energy. This is an acclaimed podcast. I mean, thank you again to GLAAD for nominating us. No, not GLAAD. Wait, yes, GLAAD. Yes, GLAAD. And also iHeart.
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We got two nominations for podcast of the year.
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We end every episode with a song. But man, I feel like a woman.
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I'm gonna let it all hang out. Can I say one thing? There's a group thread of a lot of people that are going to Shania and Mariah, and there was some, like, really shitty stuff being said in the Shania group chat. We're not going to be disrespecting Shania before we even get in there.
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And I can't wait to get there and look around at these gay people and have them be like, wow, I didn't realize that she had so many songs. I'd be like, no, you know what? You just didn't open your goddamn eyes.
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Thank you for getting the party going last night. I wasn't there, but I was always there in spirit. I'm always where my sister is, right by his side as a ghost.
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Start your year fresh by earning cash back rewards with Colgate Palmolive. Rewards available while supplies last. Limit supply, U.S. only, January 1st, 2025 through March 31st, 2025. For full terms, visit cprewards.com. It's almost Valentine's Day. Time to find your bowl mate. Bowl mate? This Valentine's Day, rewards members get a free entree when you order an entree and drink at Qdoba.
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There we go. To you. To Nicola. To you, Nicola. A name of a Swifty if I've ever heard one. Absolutely.
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Well, first of all, I want to talk about that, but can we just, because we're in the disaster scene of Sundance, can I just say that the Wedding Banquet's reviews are out. They are extremely positive. Everyone's saying such gorgeous things like heartwarming. They're saying excellent ensemble. They're saying Yoo Jung-hyun is like another standout performance.
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They're saying the words Joan Chen like they should have been saying on Oscar nominations morning. Still have a bone to pick with you about that. You can sneak in Joan Chen's name there. But they're saying these things. Yes. And I just want to know from you, how did it feel watching the movie The Wedding Banquet directed by Andrew Ahn, friend of the pod, director of Fire Island?
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How are you feeling in the dance? I feel so lucky.
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That's what they're saying.
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Do we think that's definitely happening?
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So this is just the scuttlebutt. There's no revelations happening here.
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And also, I have to say, I'm so disappointed that Park City's going to lose it. But... It's... Who knows? It might not. Okay.
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Well, and also you could still use Park City as some of those theaters. And like, you know, maybe it wouldn't have to feel completely different. You know, it could be just like... Because it is... I would imagine that the reason they're moving is because it's demanding a larger space. Is that ultimately why? Okay. So you're saying Salt Lake City.
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Oh my God. I need some shots brought over to us as well.
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Boulder! Keep the vibes of where we've always been. Mountain vibes. Now, is Boulder mountain time? Yes, it is. It is. Oh, a gorgeous mountain time. I wouldn't want Sundance to not be in the mountain time region. Of course, of course. Sundance is so huge for mountain time. It's the one time of year people even think about mountain time if you're not living in it already.
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You're like, we had to get on this podcast today. I was like, well, Bowen is, let me check notes, 8 a.m. mountain time.
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It's a huge moment for mountain time internationally. What do you have to say?
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No, Sundance is, that's high culture. High culture. It brings Mountain Time up with it because the rest of the year, Mountain Time is in the doldrums with the Housewives of Salt Lake City. Think about this. Everything you see on the Housewives of Salt Lake City that's not a vacation is happening in Mountain Time. That's why it's so good. You're onto something.
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Think about the elevation in those women's brains.
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I think very easily because it's like we said to Angie, it's like the one that feeds the other and the bigger the one gets, the bigger the other gets. It's a gorgeous symbiotic relationship. It's like if the substance was incredibly positive, uh,
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Take that again. No, it's good. They get it. It's incredibly positive.
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Yes, 100%. And I'm not even ascribing one Joker and one Batman because that would be to say that there's a hero and a villain. But here's what I would posit. Maybe both are antiheroes, okay? That's the whole thing about Batman. And you forgot it. And I'm pointing to you, the royal you. I am saying you forgot that the Batman was an antihero vigilante story. Because guess what?
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Sure, he saves lives and beats the villains. But you know what? He's a billionaire.
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Girl, you ate bars. Bars. You ate bars. Okay, you see Meredith Marks. You didn't make it to her store. By the way, I'm telling you, I've been a couple times because I went to Sundance a few years ago. I made it up top of my priority list to get into Sundance. Meredith Marks' shop. And it's a lovely experience. Next time, top of list for you. Yes.
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Maybe we'll go together someday and we'll sort of storm in there. Oh, but if it moves. I hope it doesn't move. But maybe it has to move.
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I love the names of the house. I love like the Chase Sapphire, you know, fire pit. Fire pit.
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I love it. I love like American Express hot chocolate bar. Like truly. And that's what you're going to get when you go to Sundance is you're going to get a lot of incredibly sponsored quaint activities.
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Well, because it's like basically like, we call them the bleachers as it were, but it's like a mezzanine and it's wide. And then the floor audience is like to your left.
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And so you're performing this way, but most of the audience is like, in this concentration you're not really performing to the audience or to the cameras in a way it's hard to parse it out did the experience on a TV show help with that before or no?
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You're an asthma legend.
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Oh, okay. Did you embrace it or did I say something insane?
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You've had to embrace it. I had to, yes, of course. I've just heard you talk about your inhaler.
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You must. There's no choice but to embrace it.
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Even the style of songwriting is changing because you've also said that like you like doing your set of chords, but now it's like songwriting now is like, it's got to take a weird little turn in the middle or something. Unpredictable.
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Is it hard to keep up with?
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I think the rollout for this album has been like, mission accomplished. It's like, it's like it is all living in the same space.
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Cause like, it's okay. I'm okay. Like the first time I saw it, I was like, Oh my God, she's getting arrested. It's a moment. It's a moment. And then we went there and then two hands. I'm like, this is, this is the best thing I've ever seen. It's really great.
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Well, because I first heard about... the truly seminal, superb, I was going to say superior single, Two Hands, through you because you were saying in the group chat, ooh, Two Hands just came on in the coffee shop and I couldn't help it. It was a shoulder shaker in the coffee shop. But what did you say? You caught yourself just... Gyrating. You were gyrating. Giving Tate.
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Yeah. Okay. You literally, you're saying tour felt never ending. You just finished.
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You're, you're about to go back.
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How does that sit with you?
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Because the ballet training is like, you might as well be living in like a nunnery. That's like so disciplined.
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Right. Yeah. This is easier than that.
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should we do should we knit like it's literally like very sweet because the only thing you guys have in common is that you are getting insane energy from the internet yeah that is the only thing you guys share well and that they do music yeah and that we write music and that but like because of in that circumstance you know what I mean like that is like that's the thing
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You were giving Tate in the coffee shop.
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Was Amy Allen... She was on Think Later, too? Or you guys were working together even before that?
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And this album. I feel like she's getting this, like, shine now because of the Grammy.
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She just won and, like, working through you and, like, Sabrina. It's, like, talk about that process because it seems like you two are very keyed into each other in terms of, like, the work ethic.
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We haven't acknowledged this. This is... And we're not like big dogging in front of our guests or anything, but this is our first time we've seen our Webby Award. 2024 Webby Award winner, best podcast, individual episodes, comedy.
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Is there a preference on a style? Is it like, is solo? Cause speaking, I mean, this is not quite the same thing. Like I always prefer writing with people.
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When it comes to like, you know, comedy or show or scripts or whatever. It's like, I've learned to like not feel so bad about like, oh, I don't do so well on my own. But like, do you have one preference? Yeah.
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Yeah, because either way, you're just making sense of what the song is about.
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Whether it's just you needing to like spill it out, like spill for a couple hours. Yeah. Or that you're reconvening with Ryan and Amy and Julia to be like, what is this going to be? It's the same destination.
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What's an example of an obvious concept on the album?
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Okay, so a Webby Award is if you do anything on the internet, like post or comment, you might get nominated.
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Cause high school is a fucking.
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Calgary high school was interesting. Like, like what's the vibe in Calgary high school? Yeah. Is it Degrassi?
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The vibe. Okay. Cause I grew up in a first, a quick little second. I grew up in Brossard in Quebec.
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And maybe it's a French-Canadian thing, but it's like it always seemed a little bit... Ironically, it seemed a little bit grittier. Okay. Like more in your face, but that's maybe the French Canada thing.
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But Calgary feels like... It's like it's not... It's not BC. It's like... It feels like for real Canadians. It's like real Canada. You know what I mean?
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The streets. It's the streets of Canada. The streets. Yeah. The one street. The one street. The one... Wait, so... Okay, so... But it just... It was rough. It was just hard. It made you feel... Like, it made us feel like crazy.
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And so we're just kind of in our chairs. So I guess just pretend you're opening an envelope.
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But would you say like, did that feed the songwriting at all?
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I think last time when you were like, I have a harder time writing from a place of like joy and happiness because I, is that still true?
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And I ask that in such a crazy way. I'm just saying like, because you do write from this place of like, I need to get these emotions out. I need to process in this way. And I don't need to process happiness because I'm feeling happy. It's hard to be driven by happiness to express.
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I ask that in such a crazy way.
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Yeah. Okay. Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio.
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You guys do have the edge. You are a cancer Queens.
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We're the three water signs.
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But I feel like when you do write from a place of joy and happiness, it like, it is a huge sort of success because like two hands, I feel like it's so joyful.
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They're like, what do I know?
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um so close to what we are in the so close to what era we're in the so close to what we're in the mispossessive era mispossessive tour era as it were and we've been in there we've been in the era okay i think by the time this episode comes out we we've gotten to listen to the album early album comes out february 21st hitting tour starts march 18th even the pisces season tour
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Yeah. What's the reason?
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Like I Do is great. Flo Millie, I've loved forever. Yeah, she's great.
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Yeah, it's really cool. Oh yeah, is this your first time with like a hip hop feature? Yeah. Oh, great.
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Yeah, it's fun. Major Lazer.
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Okay, I want to shout out Green Light because the bridge on that, is it a vocal effect? Because there's like a... Do you know what I'm talking about? It's sick.
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There's like, there's wow. Like the poetry in that is like huge.
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Yeah. I feel that way so many times.
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The Pisces season tour. No, I think it's just... No, we're after Pisces. Yeah, I think it's after. We'll talk about it. Yeah, it's right after. We gotta talk about your signs. And... Please. We gotta talk about your signs. We gotta talk about your signs. There's some stuff to get to.
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I've never bought into like the, it takes this long to get over something. What do they say?
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It's just wrong. Don't listen to people who tell you that.
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She is... Someone who we've spoken about on this podcast is an equally balanced three header. Just three hyphenate. I guess it's two hyphens, but it's three titles. Singer, songwriter, dancer, all three hyphenate. She's truly incredible. The album hadn't come out. Thank Leonard hadn't come out when you were on SNL, right?
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So Miley and Hannah are like the locusts. And does it then bring in like Selena and Zendaya and Ari? Yeah.
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You were still making it.
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That's powerful. By the way, did we get Disney Channel in Canada? When I grew up there, it was like YTV. You didn't get it?
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I'd heard Greedy, obviously. Had heard You Broke Me first. I was like, I like this take. Oh, the first time I heard Tate was on you was on Troy's track. Great song. Great song. And then she comes on SNL and then it's whatever. We'll bring her in first and then I just want to tell you about this moment because it was truly an earth-shaking moment for everybody at SNL. But we love her so much.
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But YTV was like Canada's Nickelodeon?
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You didn't have cable. I didn't even have cable, but like you would go to school and you would stay after school and you would watch YTV and there was a show called Uh-Oh and like you would get slime.
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Sleepover in the fifth grade. Yeah. It was all boys, mind you. And for some reason, it was like midnight, one of the boys, straight as an arrow, allegedly decides to put on Lizzie McGuire.
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And then it's all of these boys talking about how hot Hilary Duff is. Yeah. Whoa. And I was just like, but she's being funny. Yeah. You can't see her talent? I'm like, but she's so, but first and foremost, she's a talent.
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And they were all like, yeah. That is so sweet. But all these guys were like,
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Okay, how did you meet current boyfriend?
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It's like a rivals to romance kind of thing.
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And then Cabo, we became... But you just happened to be in Cabo at the same time?
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Listen to the album out February 21st. Please welcome into your ears Tay McRae!
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Yeah. Like ever. And so he like got you eventually.
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Okay, because I remember at SNL, the after, do you remember this? You and I were like in the room trying to like scope out. You were like, who's single?
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Yeah. There's a lot of eligible bachelors around there. What I told Tate was, I don't think there are a lot of options.
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There was no one at that party.
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Totally. I can't speak ill of the SNL after party because it's, you know, this hallowed thing.
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And I pitched a few, but I was like, but no. They weren't working.
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Like, Tate needs something special. And then look, now you're with your guy.
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But that's Leroy in a way.
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Oh please. We all wanted to be her.
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Well, cause you're so, you are very like chill and mellow and conversation. And then like in the videos on stage, it's like, you are, it's the eyes. You're right. You're locked in.
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But like two hands. It's okay. I'm okay. I'm just like, even like run for the hills. I'm just like, you are, you are dialed in in an amazing way. And I'm like, it's so interesting to hear you say that. Like it literally is Hannah Montana.
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Describe the persona. Who is she? What's she about?
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You know what you're saying? Because we leave our bodies sometimes. Like, you feel this way. Yes.
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I've never heard someone describe it this way. This is huge.
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Like it's crazy conceptually to think about the fact that you wrote a song for two hours in your room. And then weeks later it was like, okay, like a bunch of people saw this and now they're knocking on my door to like get me to sign. Yeah. And then that's the kind of the same thing where it's like you wrote a song. First song she ever wrote. First song you ever wrote.
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But it's like, it kind of translates to this idea of like, you wrote something and you like, it's a very intimate interior experience. And then you're doing an arena tour with all these songs that you wrote in the privacy of your own studio, you know?
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I don't know. It's like a stoner thought, but you know what I mean?
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Feels like the exception to the rule. Feels like every fandom is like a little bit mean.
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That needs to happen more often.
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It was going to happen. And then it got canceled after the VMAs after a military finish. Something split in the fabric of culture at that night. We were just talking about that.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, you did Tokyo for the last tour.
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It's magical. It's crazy.
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Yes. You went to a micro pig cafe?
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They're macro pigs? That sounds horrifying. There's like a street in Harajuku. I don't know if this is the one you went on, but there's like multiple places in Tokyo where it's like the puppy cafe. No problem. The kitten cafe. No problem.
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The new animal is the micro pigs.
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And then the even newer one is otter cafe.
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It's a cafe with otters? You eat, you pay, you like order some food, you eat, you sip your tea, and then they run around and they come up to you.
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So with that, what are you? I might be a pig. I might be a pig of some kind. I don't know.
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Oh, that's so neat. Yeah, I'll take koala. Chlamydia down. You know they all have chlamydia.
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It's not about speed. It's just about the demeanor.
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Rhino? Have some respect for yourself.
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I love that we're asking her what she thinks she is. And we're like, no! I think you are a cheetah.
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It's Tate and Tatiana. You know what I mean?
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I like that. Mountain Lion is good.
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Yeah. Do you call her Tati sometimes? Or is it full-on Tatiana?
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So, Arianator and Navy. Because this is the thing, I'm sure the Britney comparisons are flattering, but at the same time, you were like... a zygote when she was like out there, like already very popular. I was thinking about that.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Yeah, don't say Tati to her.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
I'm sorry that I said tits out earlier.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
It was disrespectful. I'm apologizing all throughout this episode.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Okay. No, she was cool as a cucumber. I have a question. How long does choreo live in you? Oh, that's good. Do you need to be refreshed? How much do you need to be refreshed?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
I'm going to agree with my sister. Yeah. Right. Yeah. That's a huge one. Yeah. I'm still thinking.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
You just appreciated it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Okay, but I'm saying, like, for tour, like, I was this close to trying to learn the dance break for two hands.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Because I was trying to do, like, the... Uh-huh. Like... Okay. But, like, you're literally, like, upside down, like, across the windshield. Wait, do it again.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
I'm 12. Shit. Wow. She didn't even know what you were referring to. I didn't do that. She's like, I never fucking... Because you went like this. Well, she, I'm like, which is kind of cool. When you sing the word two.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
I want you to. Wow. I can't believe we're watching this. Wow. Oh, my God.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Yes. I'm obsessed because it's like it's giving car.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
When is tour until for now?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Wow. Congratulations. And that's why I said for now.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Because I knew y'all had a trick up your sleeve. We knew the team was going to push it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
You'll get a Christmas. I'll get a Christmas. You need to spend Halloween in New York and then you're going to sell your house and be like, I never want to live here. Why? No, you're going to be so obsessed.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Favorite dance break of all time.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Oh, fine. Yes, yes, yes. Okay.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
I bring this up not to, like, reiterate this, but I'm just saying, like, you stan R because that is your generation of, like, coming up, watching Nickelodeon, being like, oh, my God, I love her. You know what I mean? And it wasn't necessarily Britney at the time because you were, like, still, like... Like a baby.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Can you believe? Well, okay. So we're going to do... This episode's winning a Webby. This episode is winning a Webby, by the way. We're going to do the choreo of Two Hands.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
You know, I'm not to brag. There might be eyes on it. Like people are going to be eyes on it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
We'll be in touch. We just told Tate the idea and we had to skip past it and cut that out. And she approves.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Yeah, it's going to be good.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Do you miss being a baby?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
I want to be a baby all the time.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
That's right. This is I Don't Think So Honey. This is our segment where we each take one minute to rail against something in culture. Nat, do you have something? You know what? I do have something.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
In life, okay. We'll all do life I Don't Think So Honey. This is Matt Rogers' I Don't Think So Honey as time starts now.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
I kind of want to be an iPad baby more than anything else. Why is that? Just a baby that's on the iPad. And they're in heaven, but their brains are caught.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
What do you even know about pop culture?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
It compliments your skull shape.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Great bone structure. That's what you wish for.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Did you get tummy time as a child? Yeah, you must have gotten it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Tummy time is when you're a baby, they flip you over on your tummy so that you're not lying on the back of your head the whole time. Oh, I didn't get any of that.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
I don't think so, honey. Not my mom, but just the hip architecture in human beings in general. Did you know we have our hip flexors go from back to front and we have side to side, like going across the pelvis. It's... It's crazy. It's the, I think it's where I'm going to go. It's how I'm going to die. Something's going to happen to me in the hips.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Like I'm trying to use them in dance settings and maybe a sexual setting. And it's just not, it's not, it's not, I'm not executing the way I want to execute on the hips. Your hips do lie. I've been doing the same split stretch routine for the past two years. I'm no closer to getting into the splits. Yeah. My mom should have done this, what your mom did. 15 seconds. What Tatiana's mom did.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Tate, do you think the slutty glasses are the accessory of the year?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Meng flopped. And I can't believe I... Listen, it's like the one childhood school trauma that stays with me.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Well, all these girls and boys were doing the splits in front of me. And I was like, I want to do that. And I still, after a lifetime of stretching, can't. That's one minute.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
That's really, I can't do it either. Well, I guess, I guess you can't answer how you got to do it because your mom kind of did the work for you.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
You know the ones. Everyone wears, as someone who's not worn a slutty.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
You were always upside down.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Well, for Greedy, you literally shot your leg up like a full 180, like straight line up and down. And I was like, how do you do this?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
These are not the slutty glasses, but I'm saying everyone's wearing the slutty glasses now. And I feel like you really pushed that forward in a huge way. Really? And you should be so proud. Yes.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Speaking of hair, I think you should consider the long black middle part like you have in Sports Car.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Wasn't thinking that. No one was thinking that. That's the voice in your head.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Really? Oh, it looked perfect. Because that was you next to the horse. Yep. That horse looked scary.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Do you ever think about like who thought of that? Who thought to do that?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Right. Why are you wearing them now?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Well, that's, you got to knock.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Today's not a slutty day.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
There we go. Now it's officially etched in time. Now it's etched in time. CarPlay should know that it's a dad phone or a mom phone.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Well, thank you for classing it up.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Have you met Ariana yet?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
No, no, we're not. She's so sweet about that.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Sometimes Apple Maps is really, really good.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
You know what came and went? Waze. It's still going strong. Waze is still out there. We just lost a huge waste of sponsorship.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
I think that's going to, we're going to start up the TikTok trend.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Someone else did the Apple dance. Yeah. Okay.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
That's what you want. I mean, we'll be that girl for you, you know?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Yes. The team's all here. Yeah. Well, so close to what is out right now. Please. Listen to it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Fucking go listen to Flo Millie.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Have you gone on record to say this before?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
This can unite, this can heal the nation's wounds. Because we can all agree across generations that Into You is one of the best pop songs ever written.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Those hooks, crazy. Wait, Ilya was It's Okay, I'm Okay?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
So talk about that. It's the first time working with him, right?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
No, he did stuff on the last album.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
And then was there anything you could dance after that?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
But I feel like there was a time when... dance got kind of compartmentalized into something else. And then you merged the two, right?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
So what happened at SNL was you came in on Thursdays to rehearse.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
It's just because we get the feed, the camera feed upstairs on the 17th floor as we're writing and doing rewrites for the week. It was Jason Momoa as your host. Yeah, that was a fun show.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
He was like giving everybody his like new vodka. Did he give you a bottle of vodka?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Okay, thank God because you were a minor. Yeah. But you were on the bleachers. You were doing Greedy.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
And everyone was like, it reminded me of when BTS came and like they were doing their dances and everyone was like, oh my God, something's happening. Like something about dance on that stage is really, really powerful.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
And you were doing it like throwing your, I love.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Locked In" (w/ Tate McRae)
Well, because. And this is a crazy comparison, but I've been watching like old Jackie Chan movies and like that man uses his body like a fucking Swiss army knife. And you were doing the same. I was like, you were going off. And we were all screaming and with joy being like, this girl is amazing. And it was this moment in the writer's room where we were all like, we're just freaking out over you.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Is your schedule crazy? Just want some me time?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
That's okay.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
We sort of all chose fashion today.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
What did you think she meant? I was like, what SpongeBob is this? Is it a sponge like character on your shirt?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
He thought you were just being a bitch.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I don't think so, honey.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
There's a subgroup that we actually, we said that we would officially induct them. No, we can't have five? What do you mean? They said we couldn't have two.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It's crazy. I think about Sarah every day and I smile.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Can I tell you who'd be so furious about that? All the Kyles. They want to hear from you so bad. Do you know that you're a gay icon?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
If you did, that would be fucked up. Especially now in the time that we're in.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh no, I watched the whole thing.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Here's my three takeaways. It was hell and like a funeral. Two, one nice thing I'll say. I did like Melania's hat. Three, Carrie Underwood sounded bad. And for all of that to go down and for her to sound strained and shouty.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Yeah, it was not good at all.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I can't say I was ever identified as a Carrie girl. I've never really given her the propers on this show. You want to know what it is? I've always not had the best feeling on the vibes.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Well, I was a Von Zell Solomon girly from the beginning.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
And I love Von Zell. And Von Zell was the singer for Game Show on Quibi. Yes. Period.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
And that's the culture that made you say, Menarche, I'm bleeding.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
The moment it happened? Tone on tone, perfectly like flat ironed hair, like really straight stuff. Wow.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Taylor Hicks.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Sarah, you need to describe your perfect looking man. Yeah, describe your perfect man.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Put your weapons down. Put your weapons down.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
They're not listening. Mariah forgot she did this.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Period. Well, we're going to say we ate that.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I can see it. I don't want to live that long.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I'm going to look like Nosferatu. And not the chic heroine chic.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh, bitch. Damn, you dragged yourself there. Old bitch. Old bitch. I'm so sorry. Okay, wait. So. We were on a thing. The perfect man.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Where's he from? We want to hear about him. Where's he from originally? Where's he from?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I don't floss.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
So it just goes to show what they're telling you is not true. You don't have to do it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
And some people think I have crooked teeth, but it's because I talk out of one side of my mouth.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You're trying not to say it. You could do it if you really applied yourself. You were straining so hard playing a lesbian. I know. Because you're such a straggot.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You are a straggot. You really are.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Before you got emotional when we said that you were a gay icon and that you really don't take it lightly. Talk about that.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I was going to say Oprah. It feels like you took that away from her. From black women. That sucks for you to rob black women of that. Especially this week.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It really is really hurtful.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Well, she had an episode where she had a bunch of pedophiles on, and then I think she had another episode where she had victims of... Today we're hearing the other side.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh, I've been sleeping so bad. What would you attribute your good sleep to?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Who was the, who was the one? Wow. She's moaning and groaning. So is this out of shame or out of pure sexual frustration?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You're sweating in your other lips.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Say what he taught and what his vibe was.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Okay, normal. Yeah, one that uses American gas. Drill, baby, drill. Something Trump said today at the inauguration. About what? About fracking. He said drill, baby, drill. Anyway, what were you saying? Okay, so this teacher, English teacher.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh, you're not using it anymore?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh my God. It's giving the Giver. And I was saying Vincent Van Gogh in my head.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Definitely. I texted my friend Allison last night. And said, hey. I said, hey. We had a mutual friend at the birthday party we were at. Oh, cute.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Then let's just skip it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh, my God. I wish I could go to Roosevelt Field, but it was too far. Were you Walt Whitman Mall? No, I was Sunrise Mall. Like South Shore vibes.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I want to hear.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I'm for real.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Definitely for real.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Yeah, and the things that we aspired to be. Name the craziest thing from childhood. I mean, just, what did you say?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
She's a Long Island legend.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You're kidding.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Nikki Blonsky's mother came up to me at my school.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh my god, that's perfect! No, I don't actually... What did she say? You're living in a perfect penny.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Frog ass bitch. You're a frog ass bitch.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
We gotta take her to a Broadway show.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Sounds like a dream, right?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
We wanted a sequel to the Shrek the Musical.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Mathilde, you clearly put on the kinky boots.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
What's the explanation?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Have you ever seen Hamilton, the musical?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
And so why don't we just, so you had a first thing you wanted to say in quotes. Is this the first thing? Sarah brought a gun to the studio. That's what she wanted us to say. You better, I have a first thing to say and you better ask me again, even though this is not what we do with our repeat guests. Ask me again. What was the culture that we say culture is for me? What's your explanation for this?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It's a great show. And also if nothing else, like it's production value.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Can we get really into this though? We watched The Substance together and I did think of you. Thank you. Did you love that movie?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You need to work with her.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You were saying a lot and all of it is impacting exactly who you want. She's hearing you.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Can I correct you?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah? When did you meet her?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Were you a fan prior to seeing The Substance? Like, did you see Revenge?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Were you a Demi and Margaret fan prior to this or did this expose you to their gifts?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I bet you see their names called tomorrow. Yeah. I hope so too.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Do you know who's calling? I'm calling. Bowen and Rachel Sennett are announcing the Oscar nominations.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I wouldn't miss it. I think it's such an honor.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I'm so honored.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I love that. I aspire to announce the nominations one day.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
First of all, we're not talking about harmful individuals today.
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Which means what? She goes, is my hair a triangle? A pyramid head like in Silent Hill? I couldn't tell if you wanted to be told yes or no.
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When it all comes together, all these things, you can expect love to grow. And that's good because the wedding should all be about that, creating an atmosphere and an environment where love can, what's the word?
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And I truly do love, I know we mentioned it a lot, but that Mongolian cashmere crew neck sweater, not only was it affordable, but I be wearing it out on the town and the girls come up asking to touch me. I say, yes, you may, but just the Mongolian cashmere, not the skin, not tonight.
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Because did you notice that my girl has a leaf on her head?
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Well, it's very close to your ear.
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What's going to be your head?
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Cool. Gorgeous head. Gorgeous head. Stunning head. Say this. Toe head.
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I was watching a body language expert talk about Blake Lively. Oh, just let that stick in. I was watching a body language expert talk about Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni. And there was a moment where an interview says to Blake Lively, like, well, you actually had to be the intimacy coordinator on set. Like you had to show him how to grab you and kiss you. And she goes, where did you see this?
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And the body language experts said that use of the word this is usually to show that you would disdain whatever it is they've brought up. Like, oh, what's all this? What do you mean by this?
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The word this is rarely used positively or inclusively.
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Isosagon? I saw the TV-sagon. I saw the TV glow cigar. I saw the TV glow cigar.
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You just ate that line read, by the way. Dude, what is this again?
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Think about this. Who did this?
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Who did this?
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Who did that?
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What's up with that? What's up with this?
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That pornographic drawing.
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I actually, I've been watching so much Mad Men clips. The number one best scene in television history. I'm kidding you not. Joan and Don. Joan and Don. It's the episode where Joan gets served with divorce papers in the office that like front desk secretary gives, like allows the last server. It's the fifth season, which by the way has no skips. It's the rumors of Mad Men.
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So Don and Joan go to the Jaguar dealership and then they pretend to be a couple and then they go to the bar and they get a little drunk and they turn on the jukebox music and they have this scene at the bar that talks about the kind of people they are and the kind of people that are in the bar. It's beautiful. It's about them, but it's not. The writing and the acting is so...
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They're both so good. Christina Hendricks, no Emmy for that role.
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I would agree. I would definitely agree.
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Sure. Our guest is a cast member on Saturday Night Live. She's been on the show before.
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But I guess that sounds good. I think it has a lot less to do with that and more to do with the fact that it's almost like the reason why January Jones and Jessica Paré also don't work a ton. It's because I feel like they're very identifiable with those roles and they were so well done that maybe it counts against them sometimes. Fuck. Because I think all of those performances are unreal.
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I think Jessica Perret actually gets disrespected. I think Megan was incredible. Zubi Zubi Zoo is an iconic moment. Zubi Zubi Zoo is in the first episode of season five and it gets better from there. Zubi Zubi Zoo is the craziest thing to ever happen on television.
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And she is, you know, just one of our great friends. One of our great friends. Although this is, can I just say, The Power of the Room, directed by Jane Champion. Yes. The power of the room. This is the first time the three of us have been in the room together.
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It is so insane.
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The fact that Zubi Zubi Zoo was supposed to happen in a grounded world. And it still reads as being like realistic. And you believe that she would do that. And it says pretty much everything you need to know about her character. But Zubi Zubi Zoo happened on AMC. Yeah. Twin Peaks happened on ABC. Which is, that's the craziest part to me. Take that risk now, challenge.
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No, that was right. That was right.
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Well, you know what? You clearly weren't paying attention in English class because you were so horned up with trying to get your rocks off with Vincent Van Gogh. Vincent Van Soup.
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In a good way? Or in a horrified way?
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I'm like the craziest looking human being.
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I took a very short hiatus. I believe it was a one episode hiatus. You were in Vegas seeing Kelly Clarkson. I was in Vegas doing my thing and you were the guest and I was like, great. Now I have to have her turn obviously right back around and come back.
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Counterweight. I love that. So you're so bored with traditional beauty because you get that every day. In fact, you have sex with him.
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You're the kind of girl who holds out. This becomes like a whole other alt-right podcast. You're the kind of girl who leaves it on the shelf. You know what I mean? Ew. I made that expression up. You leave it on the shelf at night? On the shelf at night?
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You have to crack a window after because it stinks so bad?
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Well, if you leave it on the shelf too long, it starts to stink. They say that about women. They don't have sex. That's where their pussy starts to really smell bad.
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It's peste.
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When you see someone pick your nose, are you horrified? Pick their nose, rather.
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That's part of my practice.
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You're going to die. Sometimes it's not as easy as blowing your nose.
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This was really healing, actually. Thank you. Thank you for coming. You're welcome.
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I think you should.
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But it's Necessarius. Necessarius is my favorite dinosaur. That's why they call me Necessarius. Necessarius was so good. She was cutiful. She was cutiful. You guys, readers, please draw Necessarius and send us in your pictures. Tag us, all three of us, and the Atlas Codrius with your photos that you've drawn of Necessarius.
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Monstrosity. Keep going. What's the theory of everything?
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It could be yours too. You want to come? I'm going again to see Mariah Shania.
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Can you imagine if that was the answer? Diet Coke. We'd be geniuses.
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You don't need the Diet Coke. You sound like a genius.
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I literally just found out that I'm available and I'm going.
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Go ahead. Get angry.
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Come on. I can feel your rage rising. Use this rage in a positive way. We all need to do that, especially now.
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You want to come?
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Let's organize, starting now. Use this female rage about Oppenheimer.
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Use your female rage against Oppenheimer to make a big point.
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Vegas loss. We're going to have such a ball. Vegas comma loss. Sarah's favorite thing is, and let's examine this, what could be troubling is she always, every week is going, we're blacking out this week at the after party.
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at like Bucket of Blood Records in Chicago, cool weirdo store with a bunch of, you know, like freaks, fags, weirdos, weirdos, the outcasts, the misfits, those who haven't belonged once in their life that can find community in a place like that. In a place like this, quite frankly. And I don't say this in a pejorative sense.
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I say it in an inclusive way, really not giving much credence to my point earlier, which shows that people can change.
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I've changed, obviously, in the last 20 minutes. Here I am using this in a beautiful, inclusive way when before I said it was usually in a dismissive way. It's just really interesting. I credit you with bringing up, not bringing up, with bringing yourself to the conversation today. No, I was going to keep going.
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The queerdos have had it too good for too long.
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Lots of queerdos running around.
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A lot of queerdos.
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What an incredible callback. And the answer that they're saying is no, people are born good. People were born good until the nuclear bomb. Until the great disruption.
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It made our buttholes hurt when you said fissure.
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This is my, this is me on the toilet with a hemorrhoid. Oh my, this might be a little gross. Okay. Hey. Are you jacking off? No, I'm, it's hurt so much that I have to, I'm thumper. Meanwhile, you're supposed to get up. You're not supposed to be sitting there with that off.
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I hate this. There's literally nothing worse than like a localized injury.
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Well, can I, and this is my great reveal. Yes. Can I show you what I have?
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You're not a tank at all.
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Oh, my. Give it up for Brittany. Yeah, yeah. Honestly, watch when Brittany comes on the podcast and is like low-key funnier and smarter than us. No, wait. Well, the thing about culture is it actually started, and she tells us, she comes in like a true cultural anthropologist, like a full 10 MBAs.
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Yeah, she's like, well, actually fire began when a caveman actually, really it was collaborative and it was really the first collaboration.
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Did you listen to her episode of Lost Gulch?
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You're kidding me. That's disgusting.
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Actual structured sound.
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I listen to this after for edits. Oh. To make sure that nothing slips through the cracks. Right. Because this one's always spouting off some problematic stuff.
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I said, listen, unedited Lost Gulch. You'll be taking a vacation in a big slur.
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I thought, wait, is pancakes on the ceiling meaning you throw up so hard, projectile, it hits the ceiling and never comes down?
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Pussy is not a slur that doesn't count. Pussy, pussy, pussy, come for me.
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So he thought it was a vegetable? Because it was in the fields where vegetables grow. Am I warm?
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Yeah, totally. You'll never believe this story. So my sister comes home one day when she's five. She's had to write a book about her family. So it's like, this is my mom. I love my mom a lot. This is what my mom says to me. I love you. This is my dad. I love my dad a lot. This is what my dad says to me. It's a picture of him on the couch and it says, peanut, go grab me a beer from the fridge.
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Go get me a beer from the fridge.
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Grab me a beer from the fridge. This is the garage fridge. Bring it in. Classic.
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No. There was something in there that spoke to the universe for sure. My mom says, I love you. My dad says, hey, peanut, go grab me a beer from the fridge. I can't believe I've never heard this before. That's incredible. It's unbelievable. It's so good. Peanut, my dad used to say. Were you peanut?
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Sports fan is a lot of fun.
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Because I would crawl around all the time and never sit still. Still to this day. You know how hard it is for me to sit right here? Unbearable. I want to be crawling all over this place.
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I want to crawl over this place, spread my skin. I got to cum, quite frankly. I want to do it now.
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You don't want to know. Fine, I'll tell you. White. I'm a normal guy. White as snow, my cum.
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Today we're actually going to cum, and then we're going to see what colors it is. All right. And then we're going to figure out the hex code for the cum color.
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There's no triangle. You know what I'm saying? It's an isosahedron, the correct name of it. It's not an isosahedron. Becca clearly said she couldn't pronounce it. She threw a bunch of sounds together in her mouth and wished for the best. You Rebecca-splained it.
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We immediately get a huge deal with Barstool Sports. We leave iHeart. We leave iHeart. We go to Barstool. For some reason, on Barstool, now they're talking about Japanese pizzas.
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And talk about that.
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That's all you can say? Talk about it. What is it that makes it so good?
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Thoughts on Mary Cosby this year. And her behavior in the finale.
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A lot. That's actually a great point. You can say a lot about a philosopher. Yeah, I agree with that.
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Weren't you upset at the end when she was really trying it with Angie? She was like, I was wrong about you. That was so insane. It was absurd.
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Now you have to say her top five.
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She's crazy. She loves Carlton. You need to be in an asylum.
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Singer. Angie. Angie.
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Okay. Who is rounding out this five?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Karen. You didn't say a fifth. One more.
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It's like there's a folder with drag names. There's a folder with my favorite housewives.
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Even this week, you're going to knock Karen out?
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All from the comfort of your own home? Well, now you know.
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I've never even thought of you as being a Rebecca. You're Becca. That is how.
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I think so. I think it's canon.
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When she's sitting in the jail cell getting interrogated, and she's babbling, and then she goes, Thomas Jefferson's concubine.
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No, she is one of the funniest people to ever live.
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My top five?
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Are we all doing this? Sure. Can we just point out, Sarah gave a standing o to Karen's body cam footage and Brittany Beatman. My top five is Brittany Beatman. No, just kidding.
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You guys, I've never recorded in my life. I was trying to send a video to my daughter. She got a good grade on her math test. She just started speaking to me again.
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What, you're singing Pink Pony Club throughout the airport?
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It's brilliant.
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Past, future, and present. Take notes.
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When you're off your phone and just being you, it's incredible what you can do on your phone. That's essentially what you just said. When you really clear, when you just let the music speak and you just put away your phone, pick up your phone. See what happens. Amazing shit. The content. Especially now in the new era of TikTok.
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And they're trying to like- I don't think Bronwyn is as guilty of that as other, I mean- Let's call a spade a spade. Yes. My critique for the finale of Salt Lake, I did not need them to do that stupid thing.
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So Heather is, we'll put Heather in there as well. I don't think she even believed in it. I think they told her like to do this and then she was like, yeah, fine. And then it just, not one element of the show felt like they were pushing that hard for drama until that moment. And I was just like, I just don't believe this. It tripped at the finish line a little bit.
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So cool. With your name on it. With your name on it.
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It's the most insane. What was my favorite was her cadence. We're going to take out our phones. We're going to find the worst thing we've ever said about someone here. And then we're going to hand over our phone and we're going to read it. Diabolical. And we're going to move forward.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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But I always go by Rebecca. Okay. It's sort of like how you forget that my full name is Matthew. If you really think about it for even two seconds, you'll remember. Right. But you wouldn't have known.
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It was very produced. It was very, it was the only moment of the season that I felt was like inorganic.
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And I didn't like it.
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And she's just like, she actually deserves an Emmy. She does.
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"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I actually like earlier in the year, like in our group chat, people were like, oh, Heather's not having a great season. She's not like in it. I'm like, actually, I totally disagree because I think Heather Gay is the audience. Yep. And she's the best narrator on the show. And she's the lead of the show. She's the protagonist.
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"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
So it's fine by me that she's not like totally like racked with whatever is going on. I feel like she's had a lot of that and I kind of enjoy watching her watch what's happening. That's how I feel about Miss Gay.
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"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I was talking about you. I wasn't talking about her.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Wow. Even this week. Limp wristed somehow. Even this week.
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Yeah, I think it's unfair. I think I think you need you do need Heather to do what Heather has done.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Well, the rest of them are not capable of doing that. Like Lisa Barlow is not capable. And I'm wearing her on my shirt. I have a deep respect over my heart. She's not capable of being like, hey, guys, to the producers, what do you guys need? Let me execute that for you.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Sarah Nicole. Sarah Nicole should be your stage name. Sarah Nicole.
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Oh. You think? I think Angie. I think Angie too is a chaos agent.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Yeah, she has an understanding of the situations in a way where she's like, you know when it's time to put your foot on the gas. And whenever it's Meredith spinning in a circle at her own bat mitzvah being like, Psychotic! Like Angie knows like, I'm upset, but this is good. Meanwhile, it's like Mary melting down.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Like there's a bone in every housewife's body that if they were to scratch that bone, it would just be like, let me continue fighting this woman. But Angie knew it is not, I'm not arguing with Mary Cosby about this.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
And then she even wrote something for this show, where her I don't think so honey was, I don't think so honey high body count hair, and then she goes, if you come to Lunatic Fringe Salon,
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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It's like, I just want to see like an Angelina's photo and like all over it was just Sarah Nicole. You big titties.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh, no. First of all, when we saw, I didn't know it was called Lunatic Fringe. Triangle hair vibes. Lunatic Fringe. I saw Sauron vibes. I didn't know that it was actually a phrase. The Lunatic Fringe references actually groups of people. It's not just two words that sound great together. So she's like a full... I worship this.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Yeah, we do. And she was great on the show. You should listen to that.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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This is the right, the joke level writing. Yeah, this is good.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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No. What can you possibly mean by that? And you're talking about a Greek woman. So watch it. Stop with this Rome imagery. We're talking about a Greek legend.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I'm a pillar of the community. Do I have an Angie?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Meredith? Well, Meredith, I thought it was really interesting how you attacked me and you were very rude to me. There's not much I'm specific. I have to work on it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I want, she needs to have a better season next year. And I actually blame the, I think the producers cut out a lot of her shit. Oh, yeah.
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"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
We love Whitney.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Period. She's one of the only housewives I've done a shot with.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Well, we were both at high tops West Hollywood.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Likely place for us to be.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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She's a gay guy.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Bowen is so... You guys work with the biggest A-listers week in and week out.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Meredith Marsh came to the Fire Island premiere years ago with Seth and Brooks. I went over to her. That was the first time we had ever met. I said, Bowen, come over here. He said, no, I'm not doing that. He's like, he was too scared. I love these people with all my heart.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Present. Pump it up with Sarah Nicole, Jewish American Princess.
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Meredith doesn't stop creating content.
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If you don't think I have the entire Meredith Marks collection and have been to the store in Park City, you're incorrect. What are the pink microphones? You'd be deeply mistaken.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah, they moved way too fast.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah, I love reading. Fluent in language. I love reading quick. Yeah, love. So good at it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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So, Valentine's Day is coming up. You know, everybody's going to be dining out with their soulmate. Well, not everybody. I mean, it's hard to find your soulmate. True. But, you know, it's easy to find your bowlmate at Qdoba. Ha, I follow you. Bowlmate. Someone to share your Qdoba with. That's right. Because everybody can get exactly what they want at Qdoba.
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"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You can create your own tacos, burritos, and bowls.
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Right? But here's the kicker. You can get a free entree this Valentine's Day when you order an entree and drink. Oh, one for you and one to share? Right. And then your bowlmate becomes just all mate, but it's only open to rewards members. So sign up in the Qdoba app and join Qdoba rewards to redeem the offer valid in restaurant or online only on February 14th.
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"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
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The standard forward collision avoidance assist can help prevent or mitigate accidents by alerting you of an imminent collision and automatically applying the brakes if you don't.
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With available class-exclusive safety features, Hyundai lets you enjoy the journey with confidence, knowing that your car is working hard to help avoid the dangers of the road from getting you.
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Is your schedule crazy? Just want some me time?
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Sounds like a dream, right?
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Sparkling waters and fantastic flavor combinations, ready-to-go salads, and berry blends frozen at peak ripeness with no synthetic colors, artificial flavors, or preservatives. Good & Gather has all your favorites at unbeatable prices, only at Target. Top five housewives. What are yours? Stacey Rush.
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"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I watch her QVC videos.
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He does. It's like ASMR. It's ASMR to me.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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They're so soothing. Jesus bracelet. And as a proud Christian woman. I love having God right here on my wrist. As a proud Christian woman.
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I don't like the way that you... You had poison venom wrapped around every word of that. Your readers are going to open the book.
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Look at that. I mean, Becca, that's the most gorgeous woman alive.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And to think she's dating a man who will not have sex with her. That's crazy. And that's part of her ass wipery.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Let me think about it. Let me think about it for even more than one or two seconds. Miss Gay. I think... But we love Stacey. Stacey Rush is in my top five.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Sure. And you are never going to do that. Never going to do that. You respect the fuck out of those guys. I respect the fuck out of those guys. Any actor out here who's grinding, doing their best, putting one foot in front of the other in this grind we call Hollywood? I respect the fuck out of those guys. Excuse my language, but it's true. And it's really difficult.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Well, I thought you just said Meredith Marxist, and I thought that's a good drag name. That's a great drag name. Meredith Marxist.
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iPhone list. Wait, can I just say, when I was in Denver for the holidays, it was this huge event.
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That's an A-list Trax appearance.
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Because of fear.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Meredith came, obviously Meredith famously, as the readers know, came to the cultural awards and delivered a great performance and accepted an award in person on behalf of all the ladies and then came out to the after party afterwards and was hanging out. She is a good hand.
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There's something I can't stop thinking about as we're watching the new season of The Traitors.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah. Well, she's at a handicap. Microphone. She's a handicapped woman.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Oh, so I'm making fun of the differently abled. I understand. You make fun of disabilities now.
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Matt's here on a really underappreciated line during the whole recording freakout in the Sprinter van. What is it? I invited you into my home. No, that and then she's been saying lies and spreading lies. She goes, for saying lies and spreading lies. Like saying and spreading being two different things. For saying lies and spreading lies. She absolutely rocks. Garbage horror poses.
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Meredith, Stacey, Luann, and then I'm going to say I fucking... Luann, yeah.
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Alexia is pretty good. Alexia is huge for me. I'm going to say Adriana tomorrow. Adriana's amazing. I'm going to say... Meredith. Yes. Yeah. I'm going to say... If you say Meredith... Oh, I'm going to say Dolores Catania.
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And I'm going to say... Who do I laugh at?
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Honestly, Sonia to me is diminishing returns. Kenya? Sure. Kenya is tough for me because as incredibly fabulous as she is, I don't think I'm like chuckling and laughing along. Honestly, in good times, Portia. I was going to say Portia. You like Portia. Portia's unbelievable. And also, you know who I think is actually a top five housewife? And I take the good and the bad. Nene. Erika Jayne.
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Erika Jayne is unforgettable character on television. Yeah.
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I mean, literally named after Erika Kane. Wow.
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Yeah. You met her? No. Wait, I don't know who Erica Kane is.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Right. Erica Kane is Susan Lucci's character on All My Children. Probably the most famous soap opera character.
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What did you do on General Hospital?
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You're fucking kidding me. She's amazing.
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Yeah, like this.
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I really do want to go there.
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All I want to do is act.
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I respect the hell out of those.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Think about how many greats we've got from soaps. Julianne Moore.
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Let that sink in. You don't even know the half of it with this hamster game show. Let's keep going. Who was competing? The hamsters?
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But the humans too. And therein lies the rub. And therein lies the rub.
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It's all pretense.
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Fuck. Which I. Which I, bitch.
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I certainly couldn't. Which I.
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I love when the lines blur and people are really crying hard and feel betrayed. Like when, okay, so spoiler alert for the traders, if you haven't watched it, we're going to talk a little bit about it. When Tony got voted out, he was like, you're a sellout. You're a sellout, Rob. You're a cop. Shut up.
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Okay, you know what? I'm throwing it out there. I want to be on General Hospital.
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I'm serious. I would love to come in and do whatever you guys need. They're not going to want to let you go. That's fine. I'll do a recurring role.
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I want to do a pro wrestling thing. That would be really good.
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It's all my favorite things. Costume. Ask John Cena for tips.
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Substance 2. You find out Monstro is not dead.
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Slurps up and it's you. And then you have to go into SNL and it's meta. Oh my God.
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How did, I want you to, could you possibly conjure up how you felt when you saw Monstro Eliassi and when the text came on the screen that said Monstro Eliassi?
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How do you spell the name Eris?
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If his name was Eris, he's had a hard two years. No.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The more you do it.
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Yeah. Monstro Elisa Sue. I think because I saw it from home.
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Oh my God. Yes. I forgot the gentleman's name.
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I turned him out and I was like, I slowly sobbed.
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The boxer. Yeah.
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We did say we couldn't do holding space jokes anymore.
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Only for you, you little rascal.
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Yeah, he did. Minutes in, he was like, this is the best movie ever.
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I don't know. You'd have to ask them. And it's rude in some cultures. Yeah, in some cultures, that's rude.
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I don't think that's what they're called. Neighbor hack. Neighbor hack. Neighbor.
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I had a question about, I know you're off the clock. I can feel the veins in my eyes. Is this normal? Which is not the brain. Yeah, no. No, I'm not saying the brain.
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You are evil. And your behavior is evil. And it's been evil ever since the traitors were chosen. Ever since Alan made his choice. I love whenever they say since Alan made his choice, like as if Alan coming himself is actually picking. But there's something important in the tone that Sarah is embodying, which is you're being evil.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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So you're an egomaniac narcissist. So you're a solipsist.
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It's his day.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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This is all his dream, isn't it?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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You have to watch The Apprentice.
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No, the movie. The movie was Sebastian. I love The Apprentice, the TV show. So does Bo and Yang. I loved it. It was like the back in the day.
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I liked it too. It was the best show.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I did like The Apprentice back in the day when it was all fun and games. Yes. I'm talking about The Apprentice 2024 with Sebastian Stan and Jeremy Strong. Essentially The Apprentice referring to the fact that Trump was Roy Cohn's apprentice.
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It's really an interesting movie.
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Yes, definitely.
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No, as long as you're okay with it.
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I mean, certainly. Okay. And I just feel like if I were to have a leaf on my head throughout the entirety of me doing my job, that's crazy that this is actually our job. If I had a leaf on my head during my entire workspace, I would think... Well, good thing you're not a Pokemon, because I think there's a Pokemon with a leaf on his head. There's leaf-type Pokemon, and you better watch your mouth.
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Chikorita. Yeah, hello. Bitch.
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Well, did I ever tell you about, I was at Sundance one year and I, this is the same year I went to her store and I saw Meredith at an after party and I turned to her and I just go, Meredith, you know, I root for you and Lisa. And she literally turns to me and she goes, well, explain to me how that would work.
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I think you just kind of get over things when you're a housewife.
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Yeah, you're a piece of shit. You're a fucking liar. You're a bitch. That's literally what she says. Like, looking her in the eyes. No, you are. You're a liar, Lisa. You're a liar, Lisa.
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She said something like, everyone knows how to do the show and we're a good cast and we're together. And also I did hear, I think Joel saw Meredith somewhere and he was like, so how are you feeling about the season? And Meredith fully with a big smile was like, I loved it. Everyone really came to work this year. Like, they're loving it. They're amazing.
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Like, Angie Kay came on the show and you could tell she felt like a queen. As she should. As she should.
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Not a costume, honey.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Well, she kept saying mama. Mama, this is fashion. Stop. I'm a Bronwyn fan. I don't get this Bronwyn hatred.
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If you're anyone on Salt Lake, you're Lisa Barlow.
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No, you're not. Who am I? Get this right. You know.
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We saw ourselves in the first season when Meredith tells Lisa, Seth and I are separating.
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Meredith's like, it's okay.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Trampoline with eyes is underrated. Trampoline with eyes.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Angie. One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel. How does that even work?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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That you have one foot in the grave and another on a banana, which means what to you? Half clown, half dead. Pagliacci's curse.
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Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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That's trampoline with eyes. No, and then.
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And also make sure it says subscribe to Lost Culture Recess underneath it. Do it again, in fact. Do it again.
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Or should we say subscribe to iHeart? Y'all, I can't with y'all. Y'all are some clowns, really for real. Really for real, what?
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Yeah, yeah, get into this. Should this be a two-part episode? Should this be called Monstro Sarah Nicole part one? Hell, oh my God. And then we'll do Monstro Sarah Nicole part two.
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Oh, Jesus Christ. I forgot about that.
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Do you believe people are born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?
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Really too. Take it back. Especially this week. Me really too. It's not me too. It's the sequel. Me really too.
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You thought we were stomping it out the first time? No, no. Me really too.
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Pussy grabs back and this time it reeks.
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Rule of culture number 1,000. We've never gone that high, you fucking freak. You really came in here and said, you really said, it's Sarah's culture.
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Well, he passed. He's dead. Dead man.
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Yeah, yeah, get into this. Sorry.
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Oh, no. She's a brain scientist, not a climate scientist.
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Just because they're shaped the same, a big circle. A brain and a globe.
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Did you tell her all this? Peanut-headed bitch.
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We didn't even know you had a second thing.
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You have such a good head for wigs.
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It makes me laugh immediately when I see you in a red bob.
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You as a blonde, I love too.
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We just knew there was a first thing.
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Oh, Tina Turner wig.
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Oh, that was great.
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Were you playing Reba? but it was a Reba wig.
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Quite frankly, we've had it. Pee-wee, we understand. Pee-wee.
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I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good at singing. I work hard.
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What did your neighbors say?
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Because you said- That's beautiful.
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Because he's done with me and the singing. I need to pee so bad.
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You've been dealing with a lot with that.
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Girl, girl. Get real, girl.
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What did your climate, what did your, sorry, brain scientist say about the climate?
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Brain scientists apparently don't watch Real Housewives. What's crazy about the Bronwyn dog attack is she got attacked by her favorite thing because she's got all those dogs named after the House of Cards characters. The show is the best show on television, I'm sorry. All my dogs are named after characters from my favorite show, House of Cards. An insane show.
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So what was the culture that made you say culture was for you, Sarah?
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Let me... Oh, my God.
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I'm going to light you on fire. Let me be frank.
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And this girl is naming... I mean, House of Cards was like 2013. It's an old show. So she must have started binging like a few years ago.
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Yeah, they're not like housebroken. I mean, if she had started the show when it came on, like many of us did... And then I guess she might have named her dog. I would imagine her first dog was named Frank and you'd think the second one was Claire. Those dogs are old now. Those are old dogs. Really old. 13-year-old dogs.
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So bless up. She started watching House of Cards after everything came out. After everything came out about Kevin Spacey, she said, not only am I going to start streaming, I'm going to name all my pets after this. This is just conjecture. We don't know. They could be. They got money.
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You know, those dogs have money. They can get everything replaced.
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Look at that melody. And another on appeal.
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You need to be in the Minions movies. Wait, Eric and Jane, we're on appeal. For legal reasons. We're on appeal. We're on appeal. For legal reasons.
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What do you have to say to Kyle Richards? Talk to the camera. Because after you say it, we're going to do I Don't Think So Honey and then we're going to let him pee finally. Please.
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Who's the power?
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I think unfortunately she's the power and we've given her too much of it. I agree.
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My take on Kyle is she literally, the cameras are only there for her own comfort because I do think she's dealing with a pretty real thing, which is that she's, Separate from her husband, he's not around and none of her kids are around. So I think the cameras are there more so that she can have- Keeps the voices at bay.
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People that she knows there so she doesn't spin out, but she shouldn't be on the reality show anymore if she's not willing to portray her reality, which she's not willing to do in any shape or form. Period. No, you're very right. Philosopher King. Tell your brain scientist neighbor to chew on that for once. The ozone's making him spit fire. Yeah. Dog attacks are up, you know.
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Yeah, she was. And you made a joke out of it. You made humor out of it. And it sucked. It wasn't comedy. It was humor. And Sarah, it sucked to sit here while you did that. Cheering on violence against women.
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If you don't laugh, you'll cry, I believe the phrase goes. The old adage.
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Too funny, too furious. That's all you had to say to Kyle?
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Oh, Kyle would have been good in that. She should have been Lily Rose Depp's role. Goldie Rose Depp? Lily Rose Depp. I thought you said Goldie Rose Depp. Goldie Rose Depp would be funny.
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Britney Bateman? Yeah. Did you see Nosferatu? Yes, clearly. You saw it. It was awesome. You loved it. Your top two of the year are Nosferatu and Substance.
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It's the laughing episode. The substance is about to rack up lots of Oscar nom.
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Up and Up always gets the job done and always at an affordable price. Up and Up has all your favorites at unbeatable prices, only at Target. This is our famous segment, Sarah, where we take one minute to really take down something in a culture that we feel deserves it. This is our moment to do that. Yes. Do you have something? I don't really have anything. Okay. But do you?
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It's really, it's such a beautiful place.
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I know about it. Yeah, okay. Then it's going to be amazing. I can go first. Okay. This is Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey, and his time starts now.
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I love remaining there. I sit there sometimes and I'm like, I'm going to remain. Remain. Not exit. Remain. No, I will remain.
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What do you do successfully? Humidifier, I ask you this. To Trinity K1A, to be honest. To Trinity. Oh, I thought it was still a ganja. 15 seconds. That's an amazing season of television. Great season. RuPaul's Drag Race season six. And we're going to be reviewing it. And we're going to be reviewing. We're doing a recap podcast on our Patreon. Just kidding.
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Humidifier. Good job. Thank you. That was one minute.
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Sort of like your vagina. Sort of like your vagina. Laganja should have won that season. That was an amazing season. For her impact on culture, she should have won. Oh, absolutely. You know what? Put my time on. This is that, brothers. I don't think Sony's time starts now. I don't think so, honey, that Lugandra Estranja didn't win season six of RuPaul's Drag Race. You're still quoting it.
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You're still obsessed. Bianca, we love you. We're not quoting. I guess I just did. Not today, Satan.
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You know what, Bianca? You deserve your victory. It should have been a tie. The Monet X Change Trinity K Bonet tie shouldn't have been a tie. Lugandra should have tore up that win just like she tore up the whole season. I don't know. And I feel very attacked that she didn't win. In fact, you know what? I've actually hung out with LaGonda Estrada, a lovely person.
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And let the girls have their marijuana if they needed to be right, because she probably would have actually ate down on that season.
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Even more than she already did if they had allowed her her little medicinal marijuana.
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What Remains, Oprah's bestseller.
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Of all weeks, you pick this week? I don't think so, honey. And we're not headed in the right direction in this country. We're not. And that's one minute.
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Sort of like over John. Can we? Hey, hey, hey.
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My name is Laganja. Hold on. We need to do it. We need to pull up and do a reading. Laganja, stand up. Set. And also, I respect the hell out of her that she will not return to the show. Oh, really? Yeah, but I'm sure they've asked many times because who wouldn't want to see that? She came back to absolutely slay a lip sync to Dua Lipa's physical.
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It was a total knockout. But she won't return to the show to compete because it's like she's had it.
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What is it?
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And it was not very easy growing up. What? like this. Whether I was playing in my grandma's clothes or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically ordered beanie babies, I was ga-ga-ga-ga gay. Oh, Kurt. But it wasn't until I moved to Los Angeles that I discovered marijuana. I mean, I like to smoke. Y'all, I'm just flying high as your receding hairline, okur.
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You're thinking of What Lies Beneath. What Lies Beneath? You're thinking of What Happened by Hillary Clinton. Which was about the election. What Remains.
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Marijuana really does help me calm down. So, y'all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show Weeds. Now, y'all, it's very dry. It's almost kind of like your vagina. Can I get an amen? Amen! Now, y'all, I'm a tree hugger because if it ain't green, I'm not interested. Can I tell you something?
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Had she done this in a way that, like, at the time really owned it, like, had she been high, this would have been, like, had she come out and done this, like, it to me is funny. Because if it ain't green, I'm not interested. That's a killer. But this is what I'm saying is she created what comedy is. Right. Like, this podcast wouldn't exist. Right. You think this podcast would exist?
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Angie K needs a set at the comedy cellar. We need Angie K and Laganja Estranja doing like a travel show together.
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Absolutely. I bet Angie K smokes some reefer. Don't laugh, Rebecca.
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You with the shapes of tips of things. The shapes of tips of things.
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You said it might be a triangle. It might be a triangle. You asked like 15 times.
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I know. I appreciate a house that's really dangerous to live in. That's actually my aesthetic. A hazardous place where if you even think about bringing your kids, they're going to get hurt. Don't bring kids into my house.
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Exactly. My house is ice cold and pointy as shit.
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Monica's mother, we forgot how crazy that was. The craziest woman.
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That's what it was. Tippi Hedren. Yes. Thank you.
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What the hell was Monica's mom's name? Linda Darnell.
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Linda Hedren. Linda Darnell. You were right. Tippi Hedren. All right. So this is Sarah's.
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Okay. Oh, shit. This is Sarah Sherman's. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.
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Just the way I like it.
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Hey, you stupid monks. Change it back, you freaks, you queerdos. Freakish monks. Get fucked, monks.
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So what was the culture that made you say culture?
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Yeah, do the accent.
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Oh, my God, that sucks.
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You're on SNL. Hey.
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Because Sarah's buying.
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Oh, no, I stopped.
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Yeah, a week like this. Yes. Wow.
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No, this was a saga. But I thought it had been resolved. I thought you had found the patchouli again.
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It smells like pussy on the shelf.
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I got a UTI from holding in this piss.
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Well, it's, you know, I've been holding it in for a while. I asked for the third time if it's that bad. More time has passed.
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We've actually been saying now for several months that we're going to get into Twin Peaks.
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Is that where... Who's your favorite Roy? Oh!
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Kendall Roy triggers me in an insane way. Because that's Long Island.
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Yeah. If they had had money, which around me, well, whatever. Yeah, you're right. That's why it triggers me.
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That he has to pee really bad. No, wait, what did you remember?
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That's a traumatic memory.
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They have to switch out the cards because we've been going for two hours. So we're going to end it. This has been so wonderful. It was great to get to know you a little bit better.
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The great thing about you guys having... Booked SNL is now you get to go hang out with each other even more. And you know what I want you guys to do? Ride something together this week. We are.
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It's crazy. We end every episode with a song.
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Yeah, that's actually true. That's actually so true.
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You literally go, you guys are being evil. You guys are being evil.
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Do you think you'd be a good traitor or a bad traitor? You'd be an amazing traitor.
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It's like, you're both the same in that way. Everyone's like, oh, Sarah's being Sarah.
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Can I tell you? I noticed it. You doing a straight man role is my favorite thing.
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And we're supposed to. But Sarah is truly joy personified.
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Can you do your court face, please?
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You did. You were so captivating.
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Did you know you actually looked like a supermodel?
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Oh, you do like the Lea Michele thing, like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were Monstro.
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But like skinny, chic, hot. Right. Cigarette dangling from the lips. Nosfer Sarah.
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Monstro Nosfer Sarah.
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Monstro Nosfer Sarah.
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Title of ep. Title of ep. Monstro Sarah Nicole.
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That's how you know he's a professional. That's how you know I'm professional. The way it rolls off my tongue. I know when we get the title. And Monstro Sarah Nicole is the title.
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That's amazing.
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Wait, on sweating.
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Just to talk about the traders one more time. What is going on with Santa Claus?
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Is he having some sort of withdrawal? Oh, it's withdrawal.
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That's what it is.
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Here's the Vanderpump rules. He never acts like that. He goes to a Scottish palace where they have no phones. He has to travel internationally. Yeah, and then suddenly- He can't bring the drugs in there. He couldn't sit still, and he's sweating so much more than everyone else. Totally, yes.
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You don't have to be afraid in here.
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What's the point?
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It was actually really rough because they voted out some good people really quickly.
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The survivor people that have gone, it's kind of a shame. Yeah.
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Tony and Jeremy. Jeremy, yeah. I'm sorry.
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Are you not caught up?
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"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
You got to tell him that he's the godfather of viral comedy? That's amazing. I'm sure he was very happy to hear that.
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"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
And I'm going to say this. And I know he's listening. That is one of the true beauty's hunks of time.
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Yeah. But then there's a, there's an implied self-made funniness in them that has to like be present for them to laugh at your jokes. You know what I mean?
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"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
But sometimes on your show, you are doing the legwork of like, I'm going to like really guide this in a funny direction. And like my guest is someone who like is going to have to like just follow along with me. But like, I think my favorite interview of yours is with Cher.
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That was one of my favorite interviews because what I will never forget is you asking her, what does it feel like to be an icon? And she goes, it doesn't feel like anything.
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"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
So profound.
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What was that day like? Did you have the full hour with her?
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My only interaction with her on Friday backstage at the concert because I was back there getting ready to intro Gaga. Because you were... And then, but Cher was up before me
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It's crazy at Radio City.
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But she was as far away from me as like that camera is. And I'm like not... I can see her. I can sense her presence. She's there. I'm like... truly collapsing into myself. Like, God, I fucking love this person. And she is like, you know, kind of just like in her space, getting in her zone, like people are surrounding her, like her team is surrounding her.
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"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
And I'm trying not to look at her, but then I just glance up and then she's looking back at me and she smiles and just waves like the sexiest, most subtle little wave. And it like hit me like a lightning bolt. And then in that moment, I was like, I know what I would say to Cher, but I'm not going to say it. And I kind of am glad I didn't, but I kind of regret that I didn't either.
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What would it be? This is what it would be. You're funnier than any comedian. You're more beautiful than any supermodel. And you are more influential than any religious figure. I love you.
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Like that's Cher.
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And you know why. We are coming at you fresh off of the SNL 50 afterparty. Literally, it happened, it ended not 12 hours ago.
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I get it. She'd sound good on it too.
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Yes. I feel the power.
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And I feel the power.
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Chris Martin was on the keys.
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So funny.
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You've talked to him on the show.
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So charismatic and brilliant. But he was, we were at the Seaford restaurant and he's at his table eating out of a Tupperware, like veggies and tofu. Meal prepped. That's the Gwyneth influence. It's like, this is a health nut.
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Like it's 1902. We were pounding G&T's the way. Very British of us.
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Like Moby Dick.
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Who are the people?
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There's a book called Moby Dick.
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Well, that was your first mistake. It's rule of culture number eight.
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I hear it's an amazing book.
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Who is your... Who's my Moby Dick? Who's your Moby Dick? Yeah, who's your Moby Dick? Moby, the singer.
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Yeah. She would do it.
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She would absolutely do it.
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She was on another level. I saw her with the martini glass all night. Classy. Classy girl. Classy girlina. What?
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This is great.
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what I want to with this show.
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Me too. Well, I met our guest at an SNL after party. And immediately I was like, the vibe is impeccable. The vibe is impeccable. Also instant friendship. Instant friendship. And then, so it was the three of us plus Zoe. Can we mention her by name? Zoe plus, oh my God, you really are being so compliant. But by not speaking, please continue your compliance. This is great.
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So let's say, let's work backwards from you fall in love with someone that you meet on the show.
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It's presumably someone who is a guest.
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Could be a crew member.
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Okay.
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One of the guys, one of Cher's nephews.
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Right, right, right. Gay nephews. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. So you fall in love with a guest.
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it's like you check in after you shoot the thing, right? Because it's like, is there a part of you that's like, when the cameras are rolling, it's like for entertainment, for the show. But then like afterwards, you're like, I need to check. I need to be one-on-one with this person.
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I'm not saying that. I'm saying it can and it will. We just have to be really intentional about this. Like, Are you like going, like, you don't, you're like, fuck these cameras. I'm going to seduce this person.
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Well, I was meaning to ask you, I was like, Amelia, how do you, you do have this natural, and Cynthia Erivo said this, like you have this natural capacity and this talent. I call it a talent because I lack this of flirting. You flirt very well.
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So then what's that about? So like it can happen, right?
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Right. Well, let's say there's been a recent example of you flirting with someone and successfully having it, you know, be a fun thing. Let's walk through that. Let's break a recent example down. Any recent example.
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And then we can all do the same. Because I actually do want to self-examine a bit. About flirt style? Because I'm like, I identify as not a good flirter. But I think the three of us have successfully courted someone.
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And so it is like a roll of the dice.
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So once you sense it, you're like, okay, I'm in.
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Okay, great. You're a pursuer at that point.
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And it was the four of us plus Celeste Yim, famed SNL writer. Oh. And it was the five of us being a little unit all night. And anytime y'all would leave to go get a drink at the bar, don't speak. Celeste, we would all check in and be like, I mean the DeMaldenbergs. Love. Just come on. It doesn't get any better than that.
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Where they're already in a relationship and they're open. Yeah.
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Of course.
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You needed to weed whack.
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You lost me. You lost me there.
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I was talking to a guy, same deal. But I knew going into it that he was married and whatever. We were maybe planning the logistics of it. And then I just made an offhand comment where I was like, And also, I don't know, like I might just be emotionally like in a different place than you because there are just different stakes to this. He was like, what do you mean? What do you mean?
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What do you mean? And he was being obtuse. And I was like, you know, like you are in a relationship and I am like. Not. I'm literally putting this in the calendar because this is like the one window this week where I can have relations with someone. And he was like. I need you to explain this a little bit more. I'm like this, what are you talking about? Like some of these guys play dumb with it.
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But this is what I want to drill into is because you're mentioning this moment of like, are we, is this, are we? Like that's the thing that is the blockage usually where it's like, it's not cool to ask, are we, is this, are we out loud? I think it is.
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Are we saying here as a trio, like if you have to ask, then it's a bad sign?
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You just can't. London Summers. Should we do Mighty Hoopla with you? Would you come to Mighty Hoopla with us?
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We went a couple years ago.
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It would be, I mean, you would be mobbed.
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It was a blast.
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We saw Jake Shears. Jake Shears.
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We saw. What does Kelly Rowland do?
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Beyoncé was in London doing Tottenham the same weekend as Mighty Hoopla. Renaissance. Renaissance the same weekend as Mighty Hoopla. And Kelly was doing Mighty Hoopla, so there was just this...
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"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
all these rumors mean like Kelly's gonna show up to Renaissance or Beyonce's gonna show up to Mighty Hoopla which was less likely that would be iconic would be iconic Mighty Hoopla that was me as Beyonce greeting Mighty Hoopla what's that park in South London that it's at?
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100%.
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Oh, and that can be the most vulnerable place. When you see someone with curlers in their hair, you see their soul. When you see a patchology gel under eye thing. I love that stuff. You want to know why? It works. Sometimes. Huh? Sometimes the bags do be staying. And you go, why did I... Put this slime on my face for 20 minutes. Amanda, anything? Okay. Can I tell you something?
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You were at the party.
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Let's ask Amelia the question.
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Amelia de Moldenberg, what is the culture that made you say culture is for me?
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Underrated though.
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I don't know the challenge.
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The Olsen twins did the challenge.
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I am. But the MTV show, is there a British show called the challenge?
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Oh, like an Amazing Race kind of thing?
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What was the Sleepover series again?
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Aren't they expensive? But they last and they're good quality. Bo has the row.
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A complete unknown.
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Election. Yeah. So good.
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You would love. Emilia, it's your kind of movie.
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Reese Witherspoon is in a way like the Olsen girl of her time.
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Of her micro generation. Who's favorite Reese Witherspoon?
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I do. Yeah.
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Elwoods.
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You have an Elwoods quality about you.
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I mean, that is the highest compliment.
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He's telegenic and he has, but... He's the most presentable of his family. I'm going to say one thing that happened last night, and this truly happened. There's so many things that happened.
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That's the buzz. Criterion Collection. Election. Yeah. That's like, it's like, it's one of those movies that you're just like, it's undeniable. I think you would love it.
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Yeah.
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Tonight. It actually would be a great movie for tonight.
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Drive me nuts. I can look at my phone every 20 minutes or so. If I, if I wanted to. Adapted screenplay, Oscar nominee. That's right.
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I was like a gold derby kid. Okay, we're going to the Oscars for the first time.
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What are your tips?
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Okay.
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There's a lot of light and a lot of darkness to reveal.
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Your dad is adorable, by the way. Is that so patronizing? He's so wonderful. He seems like such a charming man.
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Well, yeah.
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Kind of Olsen twins vibe.
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Very that. Who's who? Depends on the movie. I'm sorry. We've been over this.
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We'll have to really see.
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To be continued.
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No, but we were, Full House was a thing in Canada. Okay. For sure.
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We're naming off so many movies. Are we in retrospect a little bit like, fuck, I mean, what was their life? They were just working these kids to the fucking bone.
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But also, what were you going to say?
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But also like they are so like, we don't want to be seen at all.
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Like, that's the reactionary thing to, like, being in show business at that young age.
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Absolutely.
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Little Miss Miss Worldwide.
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You know, they never did really Little Miss Miss Worldwide.
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Of course. For like, you know. Just growing up, being sexual. Yeah. It's the Britney thing. It's the, yeah.
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They just skipped straight to dating like an older French guy.
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Not Jesse Tyler Ferguson. The dad in Modern Family. Oh, Ed O'Neill? Ed O'Neill. Remember there was that Modern Family episode where they did like a moon landing? I really do. Where they touched butts in the locker.
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This has been on my to-do list. Like a dating pros and cons list. Have we done this exercise?
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Like things that you're like, he needs to be at least these things. French billionaire.
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Right. And so you're like, well, does he have to be a billionaire? Yeah.
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Right.
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They touched butts in the locker, in the men's locker room.
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Of course. I do it. The New York thing, I'm curious if this is the same in London. The New York thing is everyone thinks that they can do better than the person they're with.
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yep on some level I feel like that's a thing now just in like society I know because you've got too many options it's literally like it's like browsing through Netflix it's like well let me keep looking because there's some I'm like at about a six or a seven in terms of watching this show about you know like
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This documentary that's like, I'm kind of interested, but I'm sure there's something that's going to take me over the edge. And you just keep, it's online shopping. It's like.
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Are you Eric Stonestreet or are you Ed O'Neill? We were both clothed.
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I know. No, I've caught myself in that for sure.
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It's closer. Yeah.
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You.
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Great movie. It's one of the great films.
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Wait, good American accent.
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Yeah? You've been told that.
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Okay, we're going to write something for you. Yeah. Oh, please. We'll take care of you. We'll take care of you. You don't have to audition ever again. Wait. I see something for Amelia.
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For sure. No, like, we're, yeah. We're being so annoying. We're being so fucking annoying. You are literally so annoying. And we're being such bitches. Bitches.
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Wait, I did an impression of you last night on the carpet, right? What did I say again?
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Get out the measuring stick.
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No, I said Andrew Garfield loves me.
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Sweetheart. Okay, but I still don't want to finish this conversation about the potential of falling in love on the show for you.
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Yeah. And then there was just double booking. There was a double booking.
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No, and it's my fault.
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I just wanted to open that door. Your work isn't over.
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Perfected the form of the interview. You break chicken out, you bring smiles out. Perfected the art of the edit. Uh-huh. This is Sean Baker found dead. This is the new editrix queen of Hollywood.
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Do you vomit when you're hungover?
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You do? Did you vomit last night?
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Good. So that means like it's backed up. It's coming up.
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It's so much funner. It's so much more fun to ask.
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That wasn't a British accent. But it's not an accent, it's the inflection. It's the inflection, Amelia. It's like, in America, you ask a question like this, and in the UK, you ask a question like this.
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Do you know?
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Soapy. Hello.
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Okay, we got to get you out of here. We all got to get out of here. No, I don't fucking.
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I would like to see our guest in the edit room for Sean Baker's next film.
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It is love. Very, very nice. Yeah. That's beautiful perspective.
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Do you have your Oscars dress?
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I see it.
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Yeah.
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Everything is so connected. Well, it's a specific window. It's like, it's the entry point into the broader scope of culture.
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Gag! Title of ep. Anora 2 colon Amelia. It's time. This... She hosts Chicken Chop Date, the iconic Chicken Chop Date. She is... Now a fixture and a welcome presence at any red carpet event, which is almost always more stress than it's worth until you see our guest.
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That's why. Yeah, his back is meshed.
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Just for ventilation, of course.
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Yeah, he's Brad-coded. You know, just a little bit.
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And your shoes. And my shoes. Well, you had Charlie on, didn't you?
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I know. She had a great episode. I think it was one of my favorites. It's a viral moment. I'm not.
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That was a good moment.
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Oh my God.
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You guys would, sparks would be flying.
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What if you homewrecked?
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I don't want you in your homewrecker era.
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Exactly.
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No, you don't. No, please. You want to be on snark subs or whatever. Okay. It's time for I don't think so, honey.
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Killing the carpet last night with my girl, Matt Rogers.
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Sometimes.
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We'll talk about the glam bot. But she, for the second year in a row, will be a correspondent at the red carpet at the Oscars.
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Yeah, do you? I can't.
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I thought you were going to say something else. I thought you were going to say it makes me go shit.
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Poop.
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I'm ready.
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This is Matt Rogers. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now.
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Not poop. I'm so hungover.
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That was quite searing. That was pretty...
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But I do want to say for context, the line, you vile fecal woman, was in response to your character taunting me by saying that you had eaten my husband's ass out.
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I was going to say poo is cute.
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No, poo is like you're dancing around it.
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P-O-O is cute.
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But poop is a palindrome. A what? Spelled the same way front as it is back.
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A new word today.
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All right. Matt's got a sunglass. I've left the building. Actually, you've inspired me. Yeah? I'm not going to do a letter. I'm going to do something else.
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You can guess.
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I don't think so, honey. The number nine. What are you giving? Prime number, square number? That's all you have going on. That's all you will ever be. Let's go through them. One, amazing iconic. Two, amazing iconic. Three, one of the most important numbers, the rule of three. Four, I like. And Beyonce. Four, great Beyonce album. Five, really important. You need the halfway to 10.
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You really need that as a benchmark in accounting system. Six, I like. I love six. Seven, oh, name a prettier number than seven. Eight, I love eight. You ate. You ate. Nine. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Nine? What are you giving us? You might as well be 10. You know what I mean?
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What are you doing nine? You're pussyfooting around 10. I think you should nut up- Five seconds. And go up to 10 or go down to eight because that's a prettier number. Or you might as well be seven because nothing beats seven.
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Why? Because seven ain't nine. And because nine is- Nine can only be eaten and nine will never eat.
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Because you think it's catching strays and did nothing to deserve it.
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Do you have nine in your sort of date of birth or anything? No, absolutely not. Excuse me, 1989?
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I'm born in 1990. I'm made of the stuff.
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Yeah.
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So good. She's like throwing ass.
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Of eight and a half. It's like a retail, reimagining of eight and a half.
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Random.
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I'll take it over nine.
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Might as well be ten. Also, we're not elevating that transphobes work.
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JK. Charlie and Troy. They just want to go back.
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I find nine quite chic when it's next to another nine or any other number.
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Nine is so chic.
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I don't know, y'all. Nine by itself. I don't enjoy. It gives me anxiety. I say, go to 10.
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I don't think it matters. Well, how does the wind chill in New York compare to the wind chill in London?
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I think that is a lot of restraint. 10 is whole. 10 is.
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I'm sorry, it's not. I take that back, of course. I can't believe I knew a number thing. You didn't. I'm deeply mistaken.
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Look at you guys reminiscing. Have y'all 69 recently? Because it's always like, I don't know. It's all canceling out.
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I kind of love it.
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I kind of love it. I like it in theory. I'm thinking about it. I'm going, oh, that's nice.
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Someone's a six and someone's a nine.
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No.
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But do you understand why it's 69? No. So it's... So look. All right, Bowen. We have to show her. This is what it is. It's like... All right. Let's show her. One person is... Like, this is the tail. And then that's... And then, see? Like, it's like we're symmetrical.
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You have to be down on your back?
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My favorite thing to do. You guys want to all kiss?
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Challengers. Oh, wow.
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You're Zendaya, obviously, but then who are we? I'm... I think I might be Feist, I guess.
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I'm Josh. You're like the scuzzier, messier one. No, that's a compliment. I'm for the streets.
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I wish I was for the streets.
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There's a shy girl song where she's like, she goes, I'm for the streets, bitch.
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Really good. I'm for the streets, bitch. All right, are you ready to show the streets what you got? You said you had something. I did. Okay, this is Amelia DeMaldemar. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.
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Okay, what?
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Wow.
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Smelt bad.
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What? Magic? Oh.
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15 seconds.
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And that's one minute.
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Appropriate in the sense that like… It's not appropriate really to be a magician. It's lying. It's lying.
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Right.
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I can appreciate it. But like, what if they're like, we're going to pay you $5 million if you learn magic.
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How are we going to maintain a friendship?
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You should find a lane. You should do fashion magic. Fashion?
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Yeah, David Blaine.
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We don't know. I don't know.
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But you can still like him if he's canceled.
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That's the only option?
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Because we're not coming to London all that much.
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Penn and Teller, right?
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They should have just hung it up. Also, Magic Castle, get the carpet cleaner out.
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Have you been there? I've not been there. Have you been there? Have you been there?
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Well, you're right. I actually have to say, I think we should go more. I think we should go more. I need to get back on, I need to recalibrate my London experience because for a while it was.
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No, did you get invited?
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By a magician. And how did you know this magician?
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Were you trying to smash?
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That was brutal. In the best way. I'm on your side completely.
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Amelia de Moldenberg, what a true delight it's been to be with you this week.
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But like truly for multiple days.
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We feel the same way about you. I remember meeting you at that after party and being like, you just, I mean, we just have to have you on. Yeah. I'm so glad. I'm so glad it happened.
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It's true. Yeah. Did we start around the same time?
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So another year or so. We're at the nine year mark.
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I'm sure we will. We love to do an event.
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We love to eventize. We love to eventize and maybe we'll see you at the awards. I think you're going to be nominated.
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You know what? Let me work. Let me work. Could be good. Could be good.
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And it was, it's one of the great cities of the world.
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All right. We end every episode with a song. And here we go.
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Why this key?
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen. Bye. Bye. Thank you. Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
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Throughout history.
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And produced by Becca Ramos. Edited and mixed by Doug Bain and Monique Laborde.
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I do still associate with oh God, I'm landing at Heathrow. Oh no, God, I'm getting stressed out and I have to like figure out the rest of my week. And it was like, for a while, it was the site of my darkest moments. We shot the movies for a year total.
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There's two of them.
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No, you're right. No, we need to come to London more. Where are you? You're a Marylebone girl. You grew up there.
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Oh, wait. Hackney.
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You want a pie? No.
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You want the pub.
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100%.
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Now, what if in theory you fall in love with someone here?
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She loves her life where she is. I know. I'm just putting some hypotheticals out there. We need to come more to you.
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Do you want to be nominated? You actually should. Oh my God. I feel like that's, for some reason, I'm going to say. Yeah. Beneath you.
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No, it's only beneath you at our show. At our show. You know what I mean? Yeah. In every other capacity, it's like, well, there's no one better. But for us, it's like, you got to be on, you got to be in the full thing.
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I think so.
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100%.
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Well, what was the overall bounce on last night? Yeah, what was the bounce?
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We were there. And then there we were. And we had stayed. And we had stayed. But I will say, I mean, like, we were saying that we were getting starstruck for the first time in a long time. Just like, because it was everywhere you turned, there was just someone like, wow, wow, wow.
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Right. Yeah. I mean, okay, this is the thing. Lonely Island, only one tour right before COVID. And then COVID hit, I think.
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And it's like, I think we need to put the energy out there that they need to go back on tour.
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Because they were saying, it's so interesting to hear our songs being sung by a crowd. Because that was never the experience. That was never why we put it out. It was only in service to a comedy bit or a sketch. It is a surreal thing to do it in front of an audience. And I think we all encourage them to do it again.
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But just study, like I, so we shot this thing for the show on Sunday, but we shot it on Wednesday and just like between takes, we were just, you know, talking, chatting it up. And I was just like, I just innocently asked him, I was like, what are you, like, what are you listening to lately? And then he like pauses and then like unfurls all these things.
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He's like, well, there's this Ghanaian guy who like does a lot of big band music. And then there's Cindy Lee, this like drag artist who like has a, like a rock band. And then she released like a two hour album that's like only available on YouTube.
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And like that's been like… And he just has such an expansive… And like he knows all of his history back to like the 80s and 90s of like hip-hop and like jazz and like funk. And like he's just… A genius. That's why he and Joanna knew some work. Yeah. They're like… Those are heads. Those are music heads.
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"Do You Want To Be My Friend?" (w/ Liz Feldman)
It's Matt Rogers. What am I doing? I'm so happy that that happened. I swear.
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That's very kind. You know, I, it is hard on, it's hard when you audition on Zoom. Yeah. No, it's terrible. Yeah, that's the thing. You have clearly, but... Oh, I do it all the time. I put myself on the self-tape all the time. I did it yesterday. Heroic.
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It's hard, but I really loved you as someone who obviously, a name I knew and respected so much, when they told me that you were actually going to be on the Zoom, that's when you're like, okay, well, here we go. But it is hard. It's hard to...
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connect in a way it's hard to really get adjustments it's also you're seeing someone in a literal screen which is different than the screen they'll be on ultimately so it's bizarre so i wanted to ask you like as a creator and as someone who auditions people all the time like do you miss the in-person auditions because you're a director as well i mean you're so multi-talented so i would imagine that like part of getting in there and like getting clay on the mound and really working is part of what you love and it's so different now
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Clay on the Mound, is that a Sudie Green thing?
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Ultimately, it was either that or I wasn't going to be able to do it. Honestly, it's one of my favorite roles I've ever played. Maybe my favorite role I've ever played.
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Oh my gosh.
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Well, that's also you providing a space for that, which is another compliment I'll give you is that like, it's so rare. Okay, I'll say this. Good leadership, like what you show is just rare. And so one of the things I loved about working with you is how decisive you are when you've gotten what you wanted and how you move on like confidently.
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And everyone else can feel confident around you when, you know, when a leader is just like, we got it and we're joyfully moving on. And then no one has to go home and feel strange or odd or anything like that because it's like we did it. And Liz always included a fun run. I mean, how could you not?
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Look, Matt. Where? Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there.
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I just mean like for everyone at home, it's just, it's like that take at the end when you kind of got it and it's one for fun and it's that chance to like improvise. And if you're lucky to really connect with the character and have ideas for it and like it's a collaborative set, like I found that a lot of the stuff that was in the show ended up being from those runs.
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You know, I don't know about that.
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I don't know if you knew.
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Just being in that type of environment where it's just like constantly, obviously the cast is the cast. And if you haven't watched No Good Dude yet, you should. You should.
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Did you ever, this is a weird question because you've worked in the business for so long, but like, do you get star, do you get starstruck? Do you get nervous around talent? Do you guys get starstruck? Yes. Yes.
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Do you still?
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Claire Danes. So basically like whenever I see anyone like going over to Bowen and being like, oh, Bowen, I'm like, yes, because Bowen, I agree with you, is the star of SNL, is the truth and the light. I'm like, it's Bowen. And it's the 50th. Everyone's excited to talk to Bowen. Claire Danes turning to me and like just calling me by my first name. I was like, I can't. Believe it.
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Best actress ever. The greatest. Like, and then we just like had a moment with her.
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Yeah. Because she's very much quite there attainable. Yes. She's very much right. She's interested.
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Thank you so much. And you know, I wanted one thing for my birthday and it was for us to match.
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I don't think I've really sat down and looked at and felt the quality.
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happy and grateful and learning so much from that experience and it all shows that show is so great thank you so much it's fantastic thanks and also you have to know how nervous I was like because it will be one thing to book a show with Lisa Kudrow you know what I mean like because that's another thing is it's like BTS for the readers and everybody at home it's like you open your email you're lucky enough one day to get any audition because they're very rare now yeah you know what I mean
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And you open it up and it's like, it's the new Liz Feldman show, which is already so exciting in and of itself. Everyone loves, it's such an exciting name to see yours when you're an actor too, because you know, it's going to be like, I would imagine that every actor is taking out all the meetings with you because they love Dead to Me and they see No Good Deed and they see this.
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There's just so much potential for them to do things. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like every character is interesting, which is rare, but it's like you see and Lisa Cujo is attached. That would be enough to give you a panic attack, even on an audition where you're not actually going to interact. And then it's like Ray Romano. The name that really took me out was Linda Cardellini. Oh my God.
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Took me out. Like true... acting hero of mine. And it just, it just didn't stop from there. I was a huge fan of every single person. And then he goes, it's like the super smash brothers of television.
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And I used it in press.
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Maybe it's like New York. Queens and I'm Long Island. So there was enough there. You know what I mean? Like, but again, like, and I watched him since I was a kid. I'm the same. I get the vibe.
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Yeah, he's a great guy.
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And in the writing in the writer's room, too, I would imagine, because what I loved most about the set and I'm experiencing now on another show I'm working on is I go over to Video Village and it's like a bunch of people like you have such a great group of ladies that you work with. We have a good group. Like Kelly. Yeah.
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Where did you go to college?
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Yes.
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Because you had a dark inner life.
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Yeah.
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They all said, I would be the exact age I am right now. That would be the exact age I am right now. And they were all so gloriously being actresses to each other. And I absolutely love and worship each and every one of them. Those are three great actors. But it was just so funny because they were like, I wouldn't change a thing. I'd be the age I am right now.
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So I was, because of the 50th and everything, I was talking to Kristen Wiig and you guys were in an improv group together years ago.
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So this obviously predates SNL.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Wow.
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You transferred?
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Isn't it wild how that works out? Like, we tell this story sometimes, but you know, so many of our friends from those comedy groups, I was a hammer cat. So I did a sketch comedy and Bone was Dangerbox. He did improv, but we were kind of all one big community. And so many of those people are like still working, super successful, still our friends. You know what I mean? It's just, I remember like,
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when Rachel Bloom won the Golden Globe. We were at home. Yeah, we were at Bowen's apartment in downtown Brooklyn. And I was like, you know what's wild? Like, I think we might've been right. Like the people that we thought were special, like actually are. Yeah. And then that-
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obviously like in so many ways has proven to be true but it is sort of like you have to check yourself at that point you're like wait am i am i okay like am i living in like a like a simulation where it's just like how could this be how could this actually have been the destiny of us all like whatever that means you know whatever but it's like you talk about like the friends that you made all the way back then and like it's really possible to have those communities endure
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Because that was 2020.
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And developing together too is such an important thing, I think. in terms of grounding friendship. You know what I mean? How many times did we go to each other's shows where there was like 14, 15 people? You know, one time Bowen and I did a show for one person.
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And we were like, it was at the Pit Underground. Oh sure.
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Oh yeah. I've been there. We were performing as our filthy, slutty, lip sync duo. Duo Sluck. Sluck. Perfect. His name was Slut and my name was Fuck. Together we were Sluck. And we would essentially for a half hour. Why do you guys come up with this stuff? That was actually our peak. Do you remember when I would look at my Google calendar? I bet I still can. It was so many Sluck.
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Sluck was all over. Everyone wanted to book Sluck. Sluck opened for Joel Kim Booster's first special tape. That's right.
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Sluck was everywhere. Sluck has performed
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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No one knows about Sluck anymore, but Sluck may return. Sluck will be at the first Trump Kennedy Center Honors.
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You could always be one of the Hollywood legends that lies about their age. Okay. Okay. Now, by the way, you know why you like Matt Rogers? Why? And why I love Bowen Yang. No, three syllables? Three syllable name. And that's actually apropos.
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The greatest.
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Oh, I love Sam.
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Yeah, Brandon Scott Jones from Ghosts.
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Yes. In fact, like he's one of the ones that like from the very beginning, it's just so wild how so much really paid off. I was talking actually in my group chat the other day about how UCB really did create some incredible actors. because that space in Chelsea, it was like that thrust stage.
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And because it was so small and because the audience was so engaged, because there was an era, I'm sure in LA as well, where it just felt like everyone was so excited about improv and sketch.
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I think it was around, you know, it was definitely 2006, 2012-ish around there when SNL was like really hitting in that era because of like, I think like the way it was, you know, corresponding with politics, et cetera. It was just... It was in the air that like to succeed in comedy, you had to be at UCB and be around it. It felt like in New York.
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Wow. Did you do Del Close?
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Yes. The 24 hour. Yes.
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Four in the morning, three in the morning.
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Yeah. At 4.15 in the morning, I went out and did like a thing where it was like everyone, it was all gay guys and we were all pretending to be Boston straight guys. And I came out and I remember I ate a carrot off the ground and I did this whole stupid bit where I was like, should I eat this carrot? And everyone was like, no! No.
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I was told afterwards that it had been in someone's ass the bit performance before. And you had eaten the carrot. Someone had put the carrot in their ass and left it on the stage. And when I came out, I didn't know that. And so I took the carrot. I was like, I'm going to eat this carrot. They were like, no. I put it in my mouth and ate it.
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Yeah, that's my kink. My kink is carrot ass. But no, what I was saying was like the style of the stage being thrust and because the audience was so engaged and it was so small, it created such good actors because they could do such small stuff.
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Like I remember Middle Ditch, Aubrey Plaza, Ellie Kemper, Darcy Carden, Brandon Scott Jones, like all these people that ended up having success in television. They came from an era where you could develop as a live performer, but it still, it fed the on-camera work. Because it was black box thrust.
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By the way, thank you for saying happy birthday to me. I'm so happy. We're in matching looks, not just because I wanted us to be in for my birthday, but we took new photos for the podcast. Kiss this one goodbye. Kiss it goodbye, even though this is iconic.
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Yes. I remember hearing that and being like, should I move there? Because I always got the note I was too big. Always.
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Were you under duress? Because you didn't show that on No Good Deed. Did you find yourself under duress?
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You do?
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What are the three you don't like? Therapists.
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She offers you a part right here. No. I'm like, wait, I sound right for that. We don't really compete for, no, because you don't audition anymore. Because I don't think I'm good at it.
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Like, I remember, I remember back in the day when we, when we both were up for SNL, I remember I was like, when you booked that, I was like, wow, he books, because he would book all the time. And I felt like I had to book SNL in order to make a career happen. Interesting. I was like, this is the only thing I'll be right for because I always got the note too big, too big, too big.
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And yeah, you guys are being too much.
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I love that show too. That show was gone too soon, man.
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I can't believe no one wanted that. Like when, cause they went out, they went out to pitch it again. And I was just like, this is like, you have so much proof of concepts here. The second season was fully written. I feel like I can say all this now because it's been a long time, but I was just like, that just goes to show the industry is in such a rough, that that show was good. It had fans.
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You can put it on a Netflix homepage with Molly Shannon in the fucking- Literally no reason for people to say no, no reason for a network to say no.
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Anyways, all this is lovely, but there's a question we have to ask you. Okay. So, Liz Feldman, this is the question that we ask all of our guests. You'll be no different. What was the culture that made you say culture was for you?
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I'll miss this a lot.
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Wow. You know, this is really good. Thank you. So, Kate Manning must have been huge.
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Yeah, because she was on No Good Dude.
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Yeah.
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Yes, the podcast is nine years old.
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There was iconography there that you could relate to in an abstract way. Yeah.
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She's great in No Good Dude, too. She's wonderful. I wrote the part for her.
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You don't even... Like, obviously, you do know, but, like, when it hit on Netflix and everyone freaking the fuck out when they saw Linda Cardellini in bed with Kate. Like, it was such, like... How much of that was you being like, he, he, he, the lesbian, I'm feeding the lesbians right now. You had to know.
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Because then you think back and you're like, you're an audience that wanted that at one point. Exactly. Forget about that.
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Yeah, so basically this person is, this is how I met this person. On a Zoom audition for the show No Good Deed. Amazing show. Which she created. And I was in my bathroom in New York because it was the only place I could get good lighting. So I put the Zoom, I opened the Zoom, put the computer laptop on the top of my toilet. Yes. This was in Long Island City? Yes. Yes.
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And now how many like- not open secrets, but like how many people just like are gay and are huge stars. And they're either out or it's not that they're not out. It's just not a thing. It's not a thing. It's just no one really talks about it. And I guess it's better, right?
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It's also wild because that show, The L Word, gets rediscovered all the time. In fact, when I was at Coachella last year, Renee Rapp performed and she had the cast of The L Word introduce her because it's her favorite show. Of course. And just like watching the Gen Z audience.
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Wow. By the way, I didn't realize this, that he was like a conservative... icon. Not an icon, but the bit of him was that he had liberal parents and that he was a 1980s young conservative man being like, this is the way we're going to do it.
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And I was like, I hope I can make this in some way charming. Did the Zoom audition and spoiler alert for the show. I do a lot of cocaine in the show. So I'm in my own bathroom, like miming cocaine, just like off the shitter, off the shitter. Literally look every time, you don't know this. Every time in that audition, I went down to go like, I'm a line of Coke snort.
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Oh, I know it. That's actually so, so true. So true. It's also so important to hear you say and to remember, write something that you would want to watch because that actually makes creating so much easier. Yeah. It's one of those sentences that, And I'm almost connecting it to an improv thing, which is this always makes it easier for me, too, which is if this is true, what else is true?
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It's just an easy generator. But like write something that you would want to watch is like, of course, of course, I would do that. You know what I mean? And like and also if you're thinking about it that way, you're not the only one, you know, like so it's it's really easy fun in improv.
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Totally. Of course.
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I was staring into my toilet hole.
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My toilet hole.
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icon.
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Okay, more to come in this episode for that. For that. Also created Dead to Me, which is a new podcast with a friend of the show, Justy Klein, we're going to talk all about. And truly lovely to have her here. Everyone, please welcome her to yours, my friend, Liz Feldman!
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Yeah, that's stunning. Just like that image of them allowing you to drive them while they've been told that as full grown adults, they may have like more to figure out. I mean... It's wild. I mean, when I was a little kid, I'll never forget one of the things that my dad told me and I internalized was my dad's also a very Long Island guy.
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And I remember he said to me, he was like, I know everything. And if you ever, ever question, you come to me and I will give you the answer because I know everything. Okay, cool. And so I think that he was just trying to make sure I didn't, you know, act out and go try and... I think it was well-intentioned. Everything my father ever did was well-intentioned. But...
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internalizing that and then realizing that he, like any man in the 90s and aughts, you know, like that's like, my dad is a varsity football, baseball coach, you know, and then the culture around us, you know, like very like patriarchal male dominated culture. And I do mean in all ways, as we all know, but to start to feel like my identity was at odds with what that society was saying,
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was tough and it wasn't like I could go to my dad with that question because I don't know that in 2004, he would have had the right thing to say. Ultimately he did and was lovely and is lovely and such a supporter and like such a wonderful, lovely man. But it's hard when your parents are supposed to be this thing. and then you realize they're human.
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And so it sounds like in that story is what happened was not only did you confront and realize your parents' humanity, but it was confirmed for you.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's lovely to see... People change, sure, but men change. You know what I mean? To watch a straight man, that's a very... You have to be... I don't give a lot of credit, but I will say... That, you know, I really respect when my dad stands up to his friends who like Trump. You know what I mean? My dad will give it to these guys that like Trump. Same.
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My dad was a phys ed teacher, like varsity sports coach for a very long time, surrounded by attitudes that suck. Yeah. Attitudes that fucking suck. Yeah. And it's really hard to be the person being like, hey, knock it off. Like care for women, care for minorities, care for queer people, care for trans people. But there's a lot of people out there doing it. And I think it's important.
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And I also, I just want to acknowledge that change is very difficult for some people. And you do have to be brave. You have to be very brave to do that.
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Your presence is a gift. I love what you are wearing. It's a vibrant green. Thank you so much. Kelly green.
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Yeah. My lifelong dream. And that's on being queer. And that's on queerness. If I make it to third, I remember saying that about myself. Oh, yeah. Please. The moment I realized I was gay, the moment I remember, I was 11 years old and I remember the moment. I remember thinking the emotion was abject terror because I was like, I'll die. Yeah. For sure.
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Or like the world would have totally changed from what it is right now for me to like ever be okay with this or tell people about this. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, honestly, like you say, I like to make it to 35, but I couldn't see 35 for myself because as you were saying earlier, where were the examples of it? Exactly. Where were the examples in media of us?
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Mm hmm.
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I would say this is Kelly green.
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She's giving Kermit. Who's the best Muppet?
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I can't wait. November, baby. November, okay. He's my Scorpio child.
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Scorpio child.
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What are you?
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I'm Pisces.
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Oh, I love them. Because what are you, a Cancer?
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You're a Gemini. But we all get along very well.
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That's the right answer. Well, because I love funny guys. He's sweet too.
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Yeah, we do. And I always get, aw.
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You know, your shows are very Pisces. Yes.
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I believe that they are because it's like with Dead to Me, it's like, Which, by the way, I just have to say while you're here, that's going to be looked back on as one of the great shows. That's one of the great shows. It's one of the great shows with two of the great performances. Agree. Agree about those performances. I mean, they're so brilliant, but the fact that
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It's a relationship that on paper at the, on the beginning of the show, like should not work at all for X, Y, Z and beyond reasons. But it's just the, the connection and the empathy that they have for each other. Cause that's really what it's based in is empathy. That's very Pisces.
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Scorpio Pisces is everything.
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It still works.
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You know why that happens? It's because I often don't understand the metaphor. No, it's true. I often don't quite stick the landing on the metaphor. I don't know my words, but I do know my heart. That is one of the most Pisces sayings, and it's my saying. It used to be on a throw pillow that we would sell on a merch website.
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There will be more merch in year nine of Lost Cult. Speaking of lost coach, it's a podcast that has a segment and it's coming up right now. So this is, I don't think so, honey. And I don't think so, honey, to sort of break it down is a 60 second segment where each person on the podcast, it's hosts and it's guests or guests.
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So what do you think it is about Waka Waka that she latched on to? Is she, does she have the comedy bug?
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goes off for 60 seconds on something in pop culture that absolutely needs a dragging. And I said in the car, we were just driving back from our shoot. Yeah. And I said, I had something and I'm going to do it.
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This is something that is in the culture and it's remained. It's not having, it's not as big as it used to be, but I still, it's more personal. Anyway, here we go. Okay.
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I don't think so, honey. Cameo. I can't because, and here's the thing. It's not that I don't like it as a service. I do think so, honey. Like everyone like getting, getting money from cameo, doing it, participating in it. Whenever I get a cameo gift, I can not watch it. I'm too embarrassed that the person is talking to me.
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Like if I ever opened a cameo, like years ago, you got me one for my birthday from Sandra Diaz, twine survivor icon. And I literally had to watch it in pieces, like three, throughout a couple days.
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Because I couldn't believe she was talking to me. It's so intimate, cameo. I don't think so, honey. You're looking at me in my eyes through the phone. My friend Nico got one from Tom Sandoval the other day. And I've never watched it because I can't watch Tom Sandoval. I'm too embarrassed. Like, it's like, it's just, it's something, I don't know what it is.
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It's like when the culture awards happens and people send in their videos. There are ones I have never watched. I just can't. I don't think so, honey. Celebrities live your life. Don't think about me. Don't talk to me.
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It was Nico's birthday a couple weeks ago and he was sent one from Tom Sandoval and I was just like, I saw all my friends talking about it and I was like, I can't watch it. There's something about cause I've gotten them from like housewives before. Cause those are fun ones. Cause you know, they're all on cam now and you get it. And you're just like, Oh, like, I don't know.
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Like, like what, what they're told to say to you when the way that it's not personal, it's literally filtered. And so maybe it's that I think I'm wasting their time. But then again, it's like, they're getting paid.
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It's like getting fucked with a bag on your head.
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By the way, I used to do cameos all the time.
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I used to make money doing cameos, especially during the pandemic because you could just sit there on your phone and you made nothing but time and just cameo, cameo, cameo, cameo, cameo. Like that's not it. It's specifically the act of receiving one. Now that I've done this on the podcast, I'm going to get tons from my friends who like throw 50 bucks. By the way, it is my birthday.
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Now it's really going down.
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It would be a housewife if I had to get a cameo from someone. Well, you know, I got a cameo from Parvati a really long time ago from Survivor. And now she's our pal. So I guess, because who's a housewife I can't really go up to because I'm just too scared.
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It's like maybe one. Lisa Barlow. Lisa Barlow, I've met. Yo, Lisa Rinna. Lisa Rinna. Get me a cameo from Lisa Rinna. I'll be happy. Okay. By the way, she and Harry Hamlin have a new podcast and they get into it. Yes. Let's not talk about the husband. Let's not talk about the husband. It's called. Oh, I love that. Okay. So that's mine. Do you have another thing to honey on today?
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Don't worry. Oh, please.
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I think if you're talking about it, people are talking about it. This is Bo and Yang's I Don't Think So, Honey. And this time starts now.
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Oh, I'm so happy. Everyone's moaning and bitching and groaning about the new theme song. It's because the second one was such a bop. Of course. But they didn't even, it wasn't, here's the thing. It's like, had they tried to make a bop this time and it like kind of flopped, that would be one thing. People would have been even more pissed. But this is just, this is like a score.
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We love you, Star Jessica.
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I'm loving White Lotus this season.
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We're only one deep. I mean, I'm in. I'm in, of course. But I watched the first episode twice. I have to say, my favorite moment of the whole episode was when Carrie Coon goes upstairs and she's been being sort of left out by the friends. And she has that one moment I was like, oh my God, that was, and I was waiting for Carrie Coon to Carrie Coon. And you know, she's going to coon out.
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She's going to carry down.
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Yeah. And I, I love that whole cat. I mean, I think it's great. You know, who else I'm obsessed with is Amy Lou Wood. who's the British girlfriend.
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He's going off. And also to say nothing of Parker Posey. And let me tell you something, a lot of idiots on Twitter dragging the accent. No, no, relax. You relax. Oh, come on. You let Parker Posey do her thing.
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I think you might be luck. Wow.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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You don't know how to make a choice better than her, and I would suggest you shut up.
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Can you please?
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In this last episode, she goes, scratch my arm.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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That was good. I enjoyed that. I wonder if that was a fun run.
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Brilliant. You know who's going to be on the show in a few weeks? Speaking of amazing actress created by UCB, Natasha Rothwell is finally coming on.
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Okay, so this is what I wanted to say about this. We don't even own these. Okay, so my friend Jared, who I'm dying to introduce you to, Jared Frieder, everyone knows him. That's a reader, Katie Publicist, finalist, or Kyle. He came to help us sort of art direct the shoot. He buys two of everything. Because he had two of these.
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We are so excited to see the legend.
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Yeah. She's great.
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All right. It's time. Okay.
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Yes. Okay. So this is a big moment.
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This is Liz Feldman's. I don't think so. Honey, are you ready?
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Okay. This is Liz Feldman's. I don't think so. Honey, her time starts now.
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Yes, a Xanax store.
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Oh, and that's one minute.
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Can I ask?
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Favorite of the four. And why is it? Insert here.
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You're so right.
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And I usually do.
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Well, this is an I Heart podcast, so shape up.
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I heart, I heart.
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Of course. You know, a flower shop that like wraps things. You love Mayhaps. I do. You know what's so funny? You wrote mayhaps into one of my character's lines.
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And I had never heard anyone say the word mayhaps before. I love mayhaps.
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Yeah, we are. Is mayhaps in the show? Do I say mayhaps? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure you do. Yeah. What is it?
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We hit a slight Snagorny Weaver. No. You have to keep it. They were like, he has to do it the real way because we don't know, but like we do like it. And I was like.
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It does. This has been so much fun. I agree.
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I mean, and with that, here to make friends, March 14th, which is a... Friday! Which is the best day outside of today. It's been a lovely day. And you can stream these Netflix series, Dead to Me and No Good Deed, because Liz is the best. And we end every episode with a song. Can't wait. Da-da-da-da. Is that a key change? I never thought about that before. It's a key change.
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The sex in the city theme has a key change. That's actually rule of culture number four.
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Bye.
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Executive produced by Anna Hosnier.
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And our music is by Henry Kaburski.
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Yes.
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Oh, the algorithm is telling me I'm in my middle age. What is it telling you? So a couple of things. Okay, I almost said my personal trainer, and I guess I am just going to say. because that's what it is.
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I have a personal trainer I've started with and he goes to me, the first day we ever started working, he goes, it's actually really good that you started now because at 35, that's when your bone density starts to go. And then at 36, that's actually when you lose any metabolism you've ever had. So it's really good that we're getting to work now.
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And I'm like, and so then I get randomly served on Instagram This like, you know, when you flip through the stories and then there's one that's like a targeted ad, it's like how 35 means you're definitely middle-aged. It's like all of a sudden everything had always told me like, you're young, you're young, you're young. And then hit 35 and they're like, you're middle-aged, you're middle-aged.
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We're changing the, we're moving the goalposts back. 35 is middle age.
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No, it is true. I've just, you know what I was thinking about the other day? Remember when you were a kid, like a young, young, young kid, remember the sentence, this question, do you want to be my friend? I used to ask that question on the playground. And even then it felt so intimate, but it was like this intimacy that you're allowed when you're a child to ask a pure question like that.
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I could cry.
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Excited to be around each other. Excited to be around each other. That's great.
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Oh, that is such a nice compliment. It's true. Very sweet. That is my girl that I love.
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You know what's interesting about that? I think because we were two gays doing a podcast talking about pop culture in the beginning, like in the breakdowns, people would talk about our podcast and we would get snarky all the time. And I'm like, is this just because we're two gay guys? Because we're not snarky at all. Breakdowns, like as in like the comments?
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Like people that were like trying to explain what the podcast was.
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Oh, we'll give you a quip and we'll give you a drag and a read. But I don't. It's for the culture number 49. Oh, we'll quip. And we'll give you a dragon read. But no, I mean, I do think it's like, that's very nice of you to say. I wonder if it's like, Well, it's you and Jesse. So it's like you guys are obviously iconic comedians. By the way, two wonderful showrunners I've worked with.
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Jesse Klein Showrun. I love that for you. And Liz was no good deed. But I wonder, are you kind of rolling the dice on some people? Because you're like, oh, we want to be friends with this person. Like we're sort of like. Oh, that's the whole point of the podcast. So you're not playing it safe. Oh, not at all. You're not bringing in like.
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You know what I mean? You know what, she will. She's never hit the podcast circuit.
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Thanks for knowing the reference.
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Yeah.
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Oh my God. I'm doing the podcast next week.
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Is your schedule crazy? Just want some me time?
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But it was great to see so many people standing up, using their voices in a time that feels weird because it feels like we're letting one person control everything. And I'm not talking about Trump. I'm talking about Elon fucking Musk. I just watched this crazy... YouTube video with Jasmine Crockett before I got on here. The vibes are so all over the place.
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Because Beyonce's album of the year, but Elon's taking over the world. It's at a fever pitch right now.
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Oh, plus the destinations. Caribbean escapes this winter, and in 2025 and 2026, they're hitting North America, Iceland, and the Mediterranean.
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That's what I was thinking about the entire time. I was just like, it's so crazy to hear these attacks on DEI, which I can't even believe... is an acronym that we're discussing in this way. Just say a slur. Just say any slur. It's like a given that obviously diversity strengthens everything, period. Our country, our world, period. You're watching this night.
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It's like, even on a vibe check alone, if you're at home watching that, you're not questioning things a little bit. Like... I'm so happy that they didn't make explicit mention of Trump or whatever, because then he would have felt the need to pick on people or get in a fight with this award show, as it were. He loves to just feud with them as if they're individuals.
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But it's just crazy that we can hold both right now. It's wild that people can't see... That there is a truth and a light. I don't know. It is wild.
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As a leader, as a real leader, as a true leader and a true ally and a true icon to the queer community. And she knew that this was... I mean, not that she needs an opportunity. She knew this was her duty to do that. And it is so real. And then for her... to release that song.
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And it's not meaningful because of this, because it's meaningful on its own merits because the song is so great and it's just so exciting and it's so gaga. But also, it does call back to a time in her career which felt like we didn't have to worry about the world hugging us back. You know what I mean?
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Like it was giving that born this way vibe that those kinds of sounds like it was so it was like a hug. It was like a sweaty, euphoric Molly hug from Lady Gaga towards the queer community. And we fucking needed that. And I again was this is, I guess, another moment from the telecast, which I guess we're considering it a part of it. But I was up out of my chair.
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I could not sit down last night watching these Grammys. I really couldn't. It was just, it's so fitting too to come at the end of a musical year that was so honestly important because it was a one constant throughout this year was that music, popular music, while we can have problems with the industry aspects of it, it really was a salve all year. And it felt like you saw the people,
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in that room getting the credit and having some fun together that had really been there in our ears all year. To put it in super simple terms, but it just felt good. And for her to do that was, yes, a moment that was so necessary. Thankful for the cuts to the audience.
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I love Taylor Swift at that award show because you know what? She's kicking back those champagne flutes. She is putting on Janelle Monae's jacket, keeping it on all night. She's dancing around because I guess for her, it's like she might as well have fucking fun. Of course, she knows the entire world is going to judge her anyway. Sure. I'll be the only one standing up. Good. Let her.
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Las Culturistas calling. How do you feel when we're in this setup doing it? I feel like we're recording this on a Monday and it's way PM for me on the West Coast. And I feel like this was always when we recorded it during the pandemic. So it's a little sense for me in a way that's like a little spooky.
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I hope I can get to a place in my life where I can go anywhere and I want to dance. I do it. That's what I'll say. I hope. I dance. In the words of Leanne Womack, I'm repurposing the queen, but I hope I dance.
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We hope we dance. Wow. Maybe that's the title of that. We hope we dance. We hope we dance. That's actually good. We hope we dance for Gaga. The category is dance or die.
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Cardboard Carter is... I mean, that was a great moment in time. And the fact that no one... There was no little titters. There was no little laughter. We're the only stupid idiots that are making an issue of it. But Beyoncé just clean one... Cardboard Cardio.
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I'm like, this is, this is who we need to uplift. To me, I was like, my whole thing was like, this feels like central casting LA firefighters. I'm like, this woman is everything. She's holding the space. Her hair. Yeah. The hair was... Perfect. It was kind of giving throwback. It was kind of giving, you know, late 80s, early 90s country woman. It was giving Judd.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why I thought it was giving Judd, but you know what I'm saying? It's like... No, it is Judd.
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Yeah, there was a nod here. I mean, I think not only were most of the musical acts and album of the year going country, I think so was L.A. Firefighters. Shiro.
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I think that if they felt they needed to do that, then it's good that they did that. Because clearly there was something wrong. I mean... Clearly. Yeah, I mean, come on. We have to give credit also, Sabrina took home two. And I was confronted a little bit in some group chats about people being like, really espresso for pop vocal performance.
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Let me tell you something about that tasty little cookie voice. You hop on the track. That song is a hit because of her vocal. It is a warm little summer coo. And just because a vocal is not rangy does not mean it doesn't have artistic value.
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A coup is a choice. A coup is a choice. That's actually rule of culture number six.
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And you know that one will be in the book. And now, after every rule of culture, we're going to have to signify whether or not it's going to be in the book, which is officially happening.
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I don't know. I'm just like, that was a vibe when we were recording it, like, that era. The pandemic Lost Culture recordings were a different moment in Lost Culture history.
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Telegenic doesn't really cover it, huh? Because it's another thing to hit the spot where you're supposed to stand, have the light hit you, and bring joy to the world. It's another thing, too. How do I put this? So much control over the movement in her eyes. Like, beep, beep, beep. She's like a little cartoon cookie that I want to bite out of, quite frankly.
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You're made in the shade and you're made for TV. What I love too about Sabrina's performance, I love that she comes out, does espresso, does please, please, please, and then goes back to espresso. As if to comment on, no, the song is never over. This is never over. This is a movement, not a moment.
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What do you think was in her flask all night?
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I think it was a Jennifer Pedranti Malibu and Diet. Not Jennifer Pedranti. You heard what I said. My girl gives Jennifer Pedranti, okay? Sabrina and Jennifer Pedranti, I want to see that Actors on Actors.
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I mean, first of all, if you don't think I scrutinized the video of them hugging, you'd be deeply mistaken. Was there a hug? There is a big hug. There was happy chatter. Because I'll tell you what the Recording Academy, the literal actual Recording Academy does, is they put those reaction shots up, like the crowd footage. No one's safe. Like Bruno Mars reacts to Dochi's performance.
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You know what I mean? Like this, this, that. And I was like, this is so funny of them to just dive in in this way and double dip. And not just like a, you know, we're officially like giving... quality honors, and then we're also dipping into the celebrity aspect of it.
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But they had me, and I will say, can confirm, it seems good between Sabrina and Olivia, and I think they might do Lost Coach together. Just kidding. But start the rumor. Well, the end game of this is collab. Absolutely. The end game is they take this podcast from us. Yes! Yeah. They would be better. And we can be pop stars. Asian and a blonde. Asian and a blonde. Wait.
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We really are Olivia and Sabrina. In a way. An Asian and a blonde.
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There's so many things I want to do differently this year, Bowen. I have to get into a routine of waking up earlier on time the same day. I want to get my day started really early. I need the energy for that.
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When it comes to energy and hydration and the team up of the two, I know a quick way to get into both. And that is by using Liquid IV. Seriously, I swear by it.
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You don't even need coffee after it because it's an energy boost and you're feeling good. So if you're looking to kind of curb your caffeine intake, this might be something for you.
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I love my fruit over there talking about how he loves fruit. Thank you, fruit. Break the mold and own your ritual. Just one stick and 16 ounces of water hydrates better than water alone. Three times the electrolytes of the leading sports drink. Eight essential vitamins and nutrients, always non-GMO, vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free, and soy-free.
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As darker dynamics emerge, the series gradually reveals the complex truths of the seemingly picture-perfect travelers, cheerful hotel employees, spirituality, and idyllic locale itself.
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It's literally time of day. It's literally like I'm looking outside and the darkness has descended. And I'm sitting, you know what really this comes back to again? I'm sitting in this same room that I've been in since February 2020 in LA and must leave. That sounds like a you problem. Oh, it's a major me problem. No, I'm kidding. And here's the thing.
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So, Valentine's Day is coming up, you know, everybody's going to be dining out with their soulmate.
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But, you know, it's easy to find your bowlmate at Qdoba. Ha, I follow you. Bowlmate. Someone to share your Qdoba with. That's right. Because everybody can get exactly what they want at Qdoba. You can create your own tacos, burritos, and bowls.
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Right? But here's the kicker. You can get a free entree this Valentine's Day when you order an entree and drink. Oh, one for you and one to share? Right. And then your bowlmate becomes just all mate, but it's only open to rewards members. So sign up in the Qdoba app and join Qdoba rewards to redeem the offer valid in restaurant or online only on February 14th.
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Oh, you ate that. Grist for the mill.
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Where does that have its origins? I think from mills. I think from millwork. Did you just hear my Vegas laugh? That horrible, horrible sound.
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Yeah, we're not done with Abracadabra. We haven't even picked up the wand. Or the hat.
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Are you fucking kidding me? I'm sorry. I'm jumping ahead. Go say what you need to say to the recording Academy.
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And I thank them. There was a photo, and it's going around as the Powerpuff Girls, of Sabrina Carpenter, Chapel Roan, and Billie Eilish all together looking like three legends and slaves. And I just wanted Olivia in there. I wanted to get my girl in there. I wanted a four. I wanted that picture of Kesha, Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry, and Rihanna redone.
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You know what? All I'm saying is it seemed united in there. Even like, oh my God, I can't believe I scrutinized these videos so much. But the recording academy posted them. Like even just sort of, you know, the girls walking by each other and it seemed civil in there. And they knew. They knew the world needed to see harmony. Yeah. I'm just going to put this out there, okay?
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I've been so excited to record all day because when you talk about culture catch-ups, you hope you can recap some culture that's as good as the stuff we've gotten in the last even 24 hours. But for us, the last 72 hours.
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Put your weapons down. Put your weapons down. Put your... And because, let me tell you something, stop with all this feud about podcasters. Stop with the stuff with the feud about Matt Bowe, Cat Pat, Joel Kim. Stop with the feud. Dax Shepard. Y'all are always putting us in a feud with Dax Shepard. And can we just say, we love the man. And we all know each other, okay? We hang out.
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We respect each other as artists.
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Oh, wow. Yeah, people are really living for that.
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She's there. I mean, she's the Grammy winner for Snow White of the Year. And also another thing. The Billie of it all. Somebody in this situation was going to have like a off night in terms of taking things. Totally. But the good news is for Billie Eilish is she has nine. Nine. She has two Academy Awards. And I think that isn't she a winner?
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She was a nominee for most awards award for most awards at the Culture Award.
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She's good on the hardware. Yeah.
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I would have made a trade. I can pitch a trade. Here's what I'll say. Song of the Year. Song of the Year, give it to Billie Eilish if she's going to go home empty-handed everywhere else. No, no, no. Record of the Year. Because Song of the Year is definitely not like us. Yeah, I'm one of them.
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I mean, so if you're looking at it in terms of songwriting, yeah, I guess the reason why Not Like Us is as high impact is because of the writing.
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That would be my trade. And that's just in a world where it's less fun when those awards are one by one song.
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I was a little worried for Chapel there when somebody looked like it was going to be a Sabrina sweep. I was like, I mean, as much as I live and die for Sabrina, I was like, we can't, we have to have Chapel up there getting something, especially after that performance. Best New Artist is the perfect award for her to win because not only is she the most high impact, you know, exciting artist,
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new star of the year, critically and commercially, I would, you know, wager to say. But also, the way that she changes the way we talk about them. And the way that, just the way she's demanded respect, the way that she commanded the room last night, she... You know, it's almost like she was being given, not license, but the fact that everyone in that room was down to stand up and applaud.
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Yep, say it. Say this part.
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And she had Taylor fucking Swift standing up and applauding that sentiment. That is... huge. It's a major.
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The insight into the music industry that I do have, I will say it's shocking when you realize how hard it is to make money, when you realize how much work goes into this stuff. It would shock you. It is so much harder. It's incomparable to any other... section of the entertainment industry that I could see. You know what I mean?
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And that's why it saddens us to say this is the last episode of Los Culturistas. Just kidding, you absolute freaks.
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It's just a class issue that she spoke to. And you are so right when you said that, 100%. Because, of course, people who work hard for systems that can reward them with basic human dignity should be given that dignity.
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It was uncompromising, which is what's been so incredible about her. It was brat. It was the last... Not the last, because who's to fucking say? But it was an exclamation point on that whole fucking album cycle.
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The Kitties were throwing themselves onto the freeway. Jesus. Jeez. Sorry, guys. Death to all of them.
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Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I still stand that it was the album of the year culturally. I will always think that.
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If the trade is that Beyonce gets that moment for what is essentially a career of greatness, then everything is right with the world. But... they knew it too, that that was the thing that we would want to end the show on because it was the last performance. And even if Beyonce took the award, Charlie XCX punched us in the fucking face. And that's exactly what should have happened.
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And her screaming at the end of it, happy birthday, Julia Fox on the Grammy awards. I love it. That was, yeah. Great programming.
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When are we like this about any award show? When?
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10 and 2, everyone, or 12 and hand on your hip, if you're like me, driving on the roads because we're cruising into culture. The Grammys were... Last night, we were in Vegas this weekend, and Lady Gaga has... Hit us with it hard. Sorry, Billy. Wow, the coach lately. Bo, the coach lately, Bo.
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No. I mean, first of all, can I just say Charlie and Gaga are fucking going to be at Coachella. It's and that's just that's it's so soon and it's going to be so fucking soon. Like now let's talk about abracadabra because I was texting you guys. We were in the group chat texting and I had, you know, walked away from the TV for a second because I figured, you know, commercial break.
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And I just remember looking over and seeing her in that fucking red spiked get up and And knowing that Mother Monster was present and speaking, she tapped on that mic. And I just texted you guys, guys, look at the TV. Oh, trust me.
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Well, you know what it is? I know Jared, and I know Jared had muted the TV because he does that during commercials.
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I just needed everyone to be on the same page that she was... I thought it was just going to be a clip. I thought it was just going to be, you know, maybe 15 seconds and it to announce that there was a new single. It was the entire video. And then presented by MasterCard at the end did make me laugh. I did actually collapse with laughter. But wow. Wow.
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The visuals, they were exciting the entire time. She looks insane. The post-chorus, Bo? The post-chorus. And now it's making me love disease even more. And we said this when it came out that we could not wait to hear it in context. It is going to be so good in context. The way that song starts, when you hear this other song, it's just, it's going to breathe.
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It's going to really feel very good live. This is going to be very good. Mayhem is going to be extremely,
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Just trust me. Not since the BTS... feature out on The Substance? Has there been a 30-minute explainer that's been so necessary? We haven't seen this in weeks. It's been weeks since we've seen this.
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I mean, she said, I have long dreamed of a time of hosting a dance party in the desert. I have long dreamed. And then you do hear that dream in this music. I was like, this is meant to be amongst the stars, the skies, and the sands.
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I think it's worth it. I think you have to be there. No, are you kidding me?
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I mean, it's just... We need to thank her. It's not to be missed. This is not going to... And also, just her getting carried in, her goofy face when she's like...
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how do you even describe it's when she's center frame in the video and there she's seated and she's in her chair just like having a spasm I'm like yeah this is the Gaga that it's funny because she did come back with Chromatica she gave Dance Pop again and all this stuff about like you know her return to the dance floor we've talked about it like we've been like excuse me knock knock
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We just got back from our long trip to Chromatica. We got on a spaceship and went to Chromatica. I don't understand why you don't remember this. You threw up, Mark. You threw up on the spaceship.
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Because it, I don't know, like Chromatica was actually speaking to art pop a little bit in a way that I kind of loved. It was more, it was living in a more art poppy space for me. I don't know how to describe it other than like brighter. Like when you saw Stupid Love, you were like, okay, you know, this is, but this is dark, spooky, haunted house Gaga. I've wanted to go back to this haunted house.
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I liked it. You've long wanted to go back to this haunted house. I'd like the drama. And Chromatica had drama, of course. I mean, those instrumentals that Chromatica 1, 2, and 3, like that broke up the album. It was there, but there's a vocal drama in what she's doing here. And there is a lot of characterization that is new, which is really exciting to hear from her.
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Like this vocal fry that she is using, but it's like placed differently. You know what I'm talking about, right?
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She's made discoveries vocally.
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last night it's just it's so rare that it's grammys and we're happy can we say best grammys in our lifetime maybe since 99 maybe i don't know best grammys in our recent lifetime for sure i mean this was fun from the beginning oh it moved i loved the winners i have little qualms here and there but the wealth was being spread i think we got some moments that were kind of live tv unforgettable ever like that entire let's start here
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Okay, I can definitely feel that. For me, it's just, it's more like... But it is giving Fame Monster... Not Shaisa, it's Swine. Swine. But Swine was also art pop, so you are right. Interesting.
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That's going to be amazing. Last time we saw her at Radio City was the Tony Bennett show. That iconic Tony Bennett show.
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March 7th. I mean, that's two days after my birthday. This is a birthday gift. This is Pisces season gaga. It doesn't feel Pisces. It's not giving that, but just know that it will be meaningful.
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And also, I mean, just the fact that her and the dancers are just gathered there so Mother Monster can order them to play her little game. Category is Dance or Die. They dance for her. And they dance. We see the routine. We see the passion. We see the dance. And then at the end... They look up and Mother Monster is looking away. And then she looks at the camera as if to say, yes, acceptable.
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And the last shot of the video is Gaga on the floor looking up like, and it's like, she's, you know, she's done her job. She's won. She has not died. She's pleased Mother Monster. She can continue on today.
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It's just coming from a very commanding place. And I think that's all we really want to do is take orders from Gaga. You know what I mean? That's ultimately what I, the only leader that I believe in as of right now is Lady Gaga.
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She says dance or die. So that's an easy choice for me. Right. Personally, but I'm not a nihilist. I'm an optimist.
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The opposite of a nihilist.
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As darker dynamics emerge, the series gradually reveals the complex truths of the seemingly picture-perfect travelers, cheerful hotel employees, spirituality, and idyllic locale itself.
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So Valentine's Day is coming up. You know, everybody's going to be dining out with their soulmate.
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That entire Best New Artist section. Loved. That was a great TV moment. Dochi's performance. How about that?
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Right? But here's the kicker. You can get a free entree this Valentine's Day when you order an entree and drink. Oh, one for you and one to share?
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P-Town has so many fun theme weeks for everyone LGBTQ+, like Pride, Girl Splash, Bear Week, and Family Week, plus Carnival and Trans Week.
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We had Shania on Friday. We had Mariah on Saturday. And we had Destruction on Sunday. How did you feel getting on the plane from Vegas to New York? Because my plane ride from Vegas to LA was tough.
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Oh, yeah. It's really no big deal in the eyes of God.
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Willing to think about it. Willing to.
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Yeah, oh, okay, good. I think this is definitely fair game.
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NBC icons on the plane.
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There were like two crowds in Vegas. There was the Nate Bargatze standup crowd and there was the Shania Mariah crowd. There was the Sharia Law.
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Love this video. This video went really hard.
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Bargetsy laughing.
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This is why we are not Nate Bargetsy. And there's not people making the pilgrimage to Vegas to see us.
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We're saying hole and cock for laughs. We're out here begging on the street. We're destitute comedically saying hole and cock for laughs. We are destitute comedically. Pathetic wastes. It's true. It's true. Anyway, we saw Shania on Friday. Here's what I'm going to say about the Shania show. Incredible energy from Shania. We need to get her in a better outfit, guys. My girl was wearing a negligee.
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She was comfortable, but can we get an outfit on her in Vegas, please? Dazzle us with the outfits. Come on. Don't do Shania like that in a peach negligee. Totally.
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Don't you worry, freaks.
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She's saying, honey, I'm home and I had a hard day.
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How is she going to get us good? How is she going to get you good in a peach negligee and a top hat? Get that woman in a better outfit. I'm serious. And that's going to be my brave take today.
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Because she gave us a performance and the songs are songing.
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But she was in that outfit I didn't like for too long. And then now it's got a little bit better. But this is Las Vegas. This is the Bach Theater at Planet Hollywood.
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There's no disputing. I would have started with it. She ended with it. I do think Man, I Feel Like a Woman at the top would have really got us going.
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You think that Man, I Feel Like a Woman is the defying gravity of songs? It's a war cry. It is. That don't impress me much. I just feel like I can never get over the de-heightened between... Okay, so you're a rocket scientist? Okay, so he's got a car. Okay, so you're a rocket scientist. Okay, so he's Brad Pitt.
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Okay, so you got a car. Shania, that doesn't work comedically. We need Shania and UCB sketch 101.
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Here's what I would rather. Here's what I would rather. In order. I would rather the guy I'm fucking have a car. Well, first thing, I would say even baseline living in LA, have a car.
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Right. But okay. So you have, I mean, for me, it's like car is one thing you can get from place to place. Like it's not going to be tough to see you next. I would say, Okay, rocket scientist then for me. Because it's like, you're clearly successful. You know what I mean? I don't know that we can talk about a lot of things because I don't know anything about rocket science.
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But I like that you're engaged in what you do. You know what I mean? Because I don't think you're a rocket scientist by accident. I think if you're a rocket scientist, you love rockets and everything there about you applied yourself in this way. And congratulations. Would rather fuck you than someone that just had a car.
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And then even though I'm concerned about like a high probability of narcissism, I can't deny Brad Pitt would be the most desirable thing for me and Matt Rogers out of those things. So that's the order I think it should go. Because I think the dick would be so good that the narcissism wouldn't matter that much.
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And I'm also not positive that Brad Pitt is a narcissist, but it's just that he's Brad Pitt.
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Sure. I mean, people have given away a lot more and less.
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My thing with Brad Pitt is it's like, we can go there. Yeah. But that would be the natural progression for me. And I just think... I don't think it would be too tough to do. We'd have to look at the verse. But, you know, we could do it. I... Imagine we rewrite that Don't Impress Me Much, a hugely successful song on this episode. We just rewrite it and restructure it, pitch it to her. She says no.
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No, she... Trust me, I hope... She never has to know about us. I hope the only word she ever says to me is no. I hope I go up there and I go, Shania, I love... I hope I just hear no.
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That would be fine.
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Sure. You don't care.
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Let's fuck once.
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Okay, so there's Brad Pitt, there's then car. You're saying Rocket Scientist is your most desirable? The greatest heightened?
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Doesn't mean you have good stroke game.
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I don't think you are. Can I say something about you? I've never thought you were a sapiosexual for one second.
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If you are fucking a rocket scientist and the stroke game is on 10, we want you to be on an episode of Lost Coach. We'll do the voice change thing on you. But if you're fucking a rocket scientist who is the best sex of your life or anything close to it, please contact us. Somehow, someway, you'll find a way, I'm sure. And don't play games. Don't mess around. Please don't mess around.
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Don't fake that you're fucking a rocket scientist. And don't try to find someone that is. I'm talking to people. And Bowen, I'm sure you agree with me here. We cut the bullshit. If you're fucking a rocket scientist and the stroke game is looking like what Dylan O'Brien does in the Sundance movie he's in that he just won that award for. Did you see that GIF?
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Stroke Game has to be on Dylan O'Brien, Rocket Scientist, then Contact Glass College. We want you to come on. Not for a full episode. We'll do 10 minutes.
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Oh, period. If you're Brad Pitt, you're a rocket scientist, and you have a car, you could fuck Lost Gulch.
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No, no, no. Because in a world where the thing I'm thinking about is song structure, it matters deeply.
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But... It don't impress on me much... that I have a little sigh come out of my body every time So You Got a Car happens at the end of that song. I'm never going into that final chorus as excited as I could be because I feel... I don't know.
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This girl is a bazooka on stage. I mean, it is everything at 10 top quality. I mean, the precision, the vision, the degree of difficulty that she's doing things at. And for it to look this easy, this is exactly what excellence is. I thought there was a second there after that performance and, you know, when she had won Best Rap Album.
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No, I mean, listen, and I think it's important that we did because I think it'll affect the songs that we write. And I think that now the audience knows what to expect from us a little bit better. And listen, if Shania's whole thing, and remember, she's from like a place in Canada that I think her town doesn't even have a name.
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If for her, having the car is the number one thing, look, I don't know what the Canadian reality is. I don't know what the country Canadian reality is. If having a car is huge to her, maybe she's really excited. Maybe she's, I don't know. What are we going to do? Autophiliac? Maybe Shania wants to, maybe she has a thing with cars.
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Tell me more. Well, it's only open to Rewards members. Sign up in the Qdoba app to redeem the offer. Valid in-restaurant or online. Only on February 14th.
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Okay, I knew there was going to be something. I knew there was going to be something that we had missed and I had a panic attack about it simply.
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I just feel like you can't really name anyone else who can only do 40 seconds of every single one of her songs because there's so many. And there's only so much time in a night. And then there's still shit. You're leaving being like, oh, she didn't do this. She didn't do this. She didn't do this. She didn't do this. But the fact is, next residency. How about that?
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Literal only thing with the whole show is she mashes up Honey and Heartbreaker. And I was like, ooh, those are both literally my two favorites. But I'll say the songs that she did do full lengths of...
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always be my baby dream lover which by the way this was my one thing I'm kicking myself that I didn't say to Ariana on the episode when we had her I think that when Mariah eventually has her Kennedy Center honors Ariana should sing dream lover I think she would crush that dream lover is so good So good. It's so good. I mean, and yeah, that was a real... It was a real trip down memory lane.
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And you could tell that everyone there... The lamely was just very strong. There was no one behind us. That guy was there by himself. And I kept turning around and making eye contact with him because I knew that... We were having the same moment. Yeah. It was joy. I mean, Mariah is... It's just those songs that take you back home, really. Yeah. If you're a lamb, that's a show you have to go to.
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Because it's only going, I think, till at least this leg of it, February 15th or something.
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And I had thought this when, you know, her new stuff was coming out a little early, right in the voting period. She had that insane performance on, I believe it was Colbert. Colbert.
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There was that moment at the end where she was like, and nothing, and nobody, no ex-husband, no husband, no boss, no boyfriend, no landlord, no dentist, no clown, no president. She went so far and listed so many names of people who could potentially hold a position of power over you, and she said that none of them can hold you back from your destiny. I mean... From your dream.
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Bowen learned the rules of Baccarat.
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We had a wonderful unit. We had a family unit.
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Sharia was just, you know, it's a little fun thing you can do with words. It's called wordplay. If you're a Mariah fan, you know all about it. But I digress.
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I was like, this girl could take Best New Artist. And let's not forget Tiny Desk. Absolutely. Oh, the tiny desk was crazy. The tiny desk was out of this world. But she is somebody that is going to be talked about the rest of her life if she wants and plays it right. She's forever. That's a really big, bright superstar.
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I know. What can I say? You know, sometimes I get a little Mariah. It's a moment.
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Okay, what did we literally miss?
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Oh. Yeah, to feminine omen on. The Megan 2.0 trailer, that's cinema.
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No, is Alison Williams not around in this one?
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Because she knows better than anyone. She survived the events of Megan 1.0.
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And barely. If you saw Megan, you know that Alison Williams barely leaves with her life. Sorry, Gemma, the character that Alison Williams plays. Because when it's Alison Williams up there, you completely forget about Alison Williams. You just see Gemma.
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Well, certainly. Yeah.
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You are kidding me. Gemma and Megan are going to team up against Emilia? Like, this is an amazing... Three dolls. I'm so excited for this movie. No, you know what? I have to disagree with you. We have to get Emilia Perez in there. We need these cinemas to cross over. We need this cinematic universe.
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The EPCU needs to combine with Megan.
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Okay, you're right.
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Amelia, A-M-E-L-I-A, like DeMoldenberg.
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If I was in a spelling bee and the word was Amelia, I would say, can you use that in a sentence? And one thing that they could do was Chicken Shop Date is hosted by Amelia de Moldenberg. Oh, that's good. And what's a gag about that is de Moldenberg isn't even the word you'd have to spell. You would have to spell Amelia because that was the question to begin with.
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So my question to you, Bowen, is can you spell de Moldenberg?
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Akilah and the B, more like Bowen and the B.
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That's going to be a must-see. When is it coming?
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The gays are going to be so exhausted for pride. They're going to need to sit down and watch a movie. That's actually so, that's really smart. They're going to put that movie in theaters where it's traditionally seated because the gays are going to need to be seated.
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The gays are going to be seated for Megan in terms of internet slang. And they're also going to be seated out of necessity because they're so tired from pride. This is so smart, bro.
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But I've never been against Alison Williams.
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I literally never have. We have the Alison Williams Cool Girl Award for a reason at the LCCUs, okay?
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Yes. Cool girl to world.
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Have we reached out to Allison Williams about being on this podcast? I think we got to know.
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We want you to get on the show. Allison, come on the show. And we know you can hang. And Allison, we think you should be on the show. Come on.
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Come on, Lost Culture for Megan 2.0, Alison Williams. Challenge. That wouldn't be fair. If she didn't do Lost Culture recess for Megan 2.0, that wouldn't be fair to the gays.
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Alison, I would hate for you to disappoint the entire gay community. That's all. I'm just going to leave that hanging there.
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It hinges on this.
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I hope the only word she ever says to me, like Shania Twain, is no.
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No, I think we'd be great. I think we'd be best friends. I think that we... Well, she's already married, so we can't be in each other's weddings. I'll think about it.
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She should give a speech.
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As darker dynamics emerge, the series gradually reveals the complex truths of the seemingly picture-perfect travelers, cheerful hotel employees, spirituality, and idyllic locale itself.
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So, Valentine's Day is coming up, you know, everybody's going to be dining out with their soulmate.
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But, you know, it's easy to find your bowlmate at Qdoba. Ha, I follow you. Bowlmate. Someone to share your Qdoba with. That's right. Because everybody can get exactly what they want at Qdoba. You can create your own tacos, burritos, and bowls.
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Right? But here's the kicker. You can get a free entree this Valentine's Day when you order an entree and drink. Oh, one for you and one to share? Right. And then your bowlmate becomes just all mate, but it's only open to rewards members. So sign up in the Qdoba app and join Qdoba rewards to redeem the offer valid in restaurant or online only on February 14th.
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Who's planning a trip to Provincetown this year?
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P-Town has so many fun theme weeks for everyone LGBTQ+, like Pride, Girl Splash, Bear Week, and Family Week, plus Carnival and Trans Week.
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From Boston, hop on a fast ferry for 90 minutes. The ferries run from mid-May through mid-October.
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So sashay your way to P-TownTourism.com, the official guide to Provincetown. P-TownTourism.com.
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Listen, sometimes you can look around your house and realize you've been through the holidays. You know what I mean? There's things everywhere. It's not necessarily the most together time of year. Decluttering, you're going to be doing it.
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What do you say your decor style is?
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I think, like, if you want to be comfy and cozy, Wayfair is perfect. Very homey stuff.
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I'm never getting married. I have a total Marnie moment.
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I'm never getting married.
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To do whatever we want, really. If you want to be a music artist, you can. You think I'm not Marnie Michaels?
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Megita. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Megita Perez walked so Emilia Perez could run. That's actually rule of culture number 56. Megita Perez walked so Emilia Perez could run.
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I don't think so, honey, Carla Sofia. I think you gotta can it, hun. You gotta can it, Missy. You gotta sit down at this point. Don't go on CNN and be pointing the fingers. You gotta sit down. When Zoe Saldana is at Q&A is now having to shoulder this question and calling herself saddened. let me tell you something to anyone out there listening.
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The way that Ray opens up her vocal when she's bouncing, like, cause it's so dexterous and it's so cool. And it's, her albums are like, and her music is like a Rubik's cube to me sometimes where I'm like, I do sometimes, sometimes I wish it were a little bit more streamlined. It's slippery. It's slippery.
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If you ever do anything that results in Zoe Saldana at a Q&A saying she's saddened, I don't think so. You saddened Zoe. And how dare you? You saddened Selena, I'm sure. And you know that she struggles. Oh, yeah. How could you do this? But Carla Sofia, I think what we could learn from this, and imagine I had anything to learn from it. We can't all be trolls.
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And I think if this proves anything, it's that anyone can be a troll and everyone should be off the computer. I don't think so, honey. Emilia Perez, this is the weirdest moment of culture ever. I don't think so, honey.
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Oh no, this seemed very of her own volition. If you don't know, now you know. Carla Sofia, it's been unearthed, has said some tough, very bigoted racist stuff in the past. Claims are arising from her camp that a lot of it is fake, but I don't know because she's like half contrite and half blaming everyone else. All I'm saying is Emilia Perez has brought so much chaos and And I'll say this.
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I hope it doesn't... If she was going to win that Oscar, Zoe, I hope this didn't mess it up for her.
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Because that would be a huge bummer. Obviously, we have got a friend in the category. But, you know, it looks like she was going to finally get this huge moment in her career. And it would be a shame.
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Well, when you go that far, I know, but I'm saying the stuff that's out there. I mean, it's like endless too.
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It's just mean. It's not even incisive stuff. It's not like someone being like, hey, let me use my voice in this chaotic way that's also going to make people think. It's just kind of lazy, mean, run-of-the-mill racist stuff and doesn't feel good.
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But my thing is watching her perform, and I got to see her at Coachella 2 last year, and live, she's crazy. Watching her perform is almost more interesting the way that it's at, because you get to the experience of watching it live and really sitting in it. I think one of my favorite songs for her, and don't read me for this, is Black Mascara, just because it is a little bit more straightforward.
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Well, it's like this weird thing where this movie is like all things. It's kind of an interesting microcosm when you think about internet culture and also combining with this awards culture because... The trans community hates this movie. The Mexican community hates this movie. And it's the film. It's like the prestige film community and the industry community that loves this movie.
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And it's kind of like those things are at odds. And yet also now this person is being canceled for saying these things. And so weirdly, the right is like rallying for her, but she's trans. And it's just this very odd convergence of hot button things that all around this movie that is, I will say again, nuts. This movie is wacko nuts. And yes, there is like something interesting there being said.
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And like, I do think it's well-performed. I think Zoe's great. I think Selina's great. I thought Carlos Sofia's performance was pretty great too, but it's just, it's so bizarre, like as a film and as a movie going experience that, That it leaves you scratching your head. And now all this extra stuff. And now it's going to go into the Oscars.
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And I'll tell you what vibes are not going to be as high as the Grammys, the Oscars vibes. It's amounting to be like one of the most bizarre, wacko years in Oscar history. We think Mr. Michael Shulman will write another chapter in his book. And also, wait, one more thing. Speaking of bad vibes at the Oscars, that extended part with Will Smith last night at the Grammys.
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Who's watching that guy on television and not thinking about how he assaulted a man on TV? Who? Is anyone out there just like, are we just forgetting this? Also, Chris Brown won R&B album. All I can make is noises.
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Because he took care of people. And then Will Smith is like, and that's what I've striven to do my entire career, like making it about him. Dude, this is extra disrespectful. And I'm going to mind my business, but I'm just going to say, I don't know who out there is not thinking about him hitting Chris Rock on stage when he's on television at an award show. in like in the round in that same style.
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That wasn't in the round, but you know what I mean? It was just, it was reminiscent in a way that did make me comfortable. And I don't know who's hearing Chris Brown as a Grammy winner's name and not thinking about those pictures of Rihanna when he beat her up. But anyway, apparently there's, you know, maybe the vibes in that room were a little too good. That's just, that's all I have.
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Yeah, I've got something. Okay. Everyone, Bowen Yang's got something. And I'm excited about that because he's going to show off his I Don't Think So Honey skills right now. This is Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey. His time starts now.
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But I'm so blown away with how dynamic she is, and my favorite part of her voice is when she's I mean, she's got the healthiest belt in that room, I think. Well, we can't say that because Cynthia Erivo is maybe the best singer in the world.
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Yeah. And then there was that one slot machine with the Buddha on it. And correct me if I'm wrong, it was rubbing... He was rubbing his tits together and shaking his titties.
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That didn't feel like part of Buddha's thing.
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That one slot machine where Buddha was flipping it and reversing it. I didn't know about that one. So, but... Right. If you're noticing it, I think there's a huge problem and I think we need to raise all of them to the ground. I'm sorry.
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Leave only the Vanderpumps standing. And Bouchon. Oh, we had the best time at Bouchon. Shout out to Bouchon.
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Yeah, we had a fabulous time.
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We only bet with like small numbers, but like we were up. I think I was up like 160 bucks.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
Well, he knows what he's doing.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
At the Blackjack table, I kind of just look out of the corner of my eye and he just like shakes his head or he taps the table and I do what he says and I'm up 160.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
Yeah. King Daddy, his shirt said the whole time. Yes. And he was right. He was right about that. Here's what I'll say. We're going to end the episode. This was a culture catch up for the ages. So much to catch up on.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
I'm saying this was the Grammys. It was the Grammys again. Yeah. I want to apologize if our voices sound a little nasal and coughish. We were in Vegas. You're saying mine is? No, no, no. You know what? I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have done that.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
I don't want to ascribe this to Bowen as it's not the case. I will say my voice sounds a little bit nasal and coughish because I've been in Vegas for three days and I'm as sick as I'm sure everyone is listening to this because everyone in America is currently sick. I also want to implore you not to touch birds.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
Well, Bowen wipes his ass with just his hand.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
Bet you didn't know that about my sister. He wipes his butt with just his hands.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
He goes, Abracadabra! Poopy hands. Anyway, I guess that's how this episode is going to end with a poopy hands joke.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
Abracadabra! Abracadabra! Abracadabra! Abracadabra! Abracadabra! Abracadabra! Abracadabra!
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Everything about that performance. That was crazy. The amount of people that went up there and just completely demolished and created a feeling of euphoria in that room.
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I've always been inspired by frustration.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
My experience, like, I think reached... You know, remember that moment? This was also an award show moment. It was actually number one on the top 200 moment of culture. That feeling of Adele Dazeem happening and you just feel a pure euphoria in your chest watching one of these shows... I had that like three times.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
I had that when Chapel performed at the end when she's belting her tits off while they're running the choreo of everyone running on stage. I was up out of my chair, screaming, throwing hands when the entire crowd, it has to feel awful to be Drake. When the entire crowd said a minor, that was so crazy.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
Like that, that's wild. It's hard to... I would imagine it's hard to feel good or be able to come back to a good place anytime soon after that one. And then the third moment I had was, I guess, a time... Maybe it's one moment that feels like... Two moments that feels like one, rather, is Beyonce's country album win reaction and then album of the year, which...
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
one of our long national nightmares was over. At least Beyonce is an album of the year winner. Do you have a vessel for a beverage in front of you? You know what? Let me... Mo.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
This goes out to the writings on the wall. The writing has been on the wall. This goes out to Survivor. This is 25 years in the making. Beyonce, Album of the Year winner. And it feels good. And it was when the world needed it the most. Cheers. We'll see you at the Rodeo Chitlin Circuit Tour.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
It's just like, it's not even about just like her not deserving it. It's about like, it's about so much more. You could just tell everyone in the room was feeling not even just a wrong being righted, but just like that is the person that is the bar for everyone in the room. And she should be up there at the finale of that evening. Finally.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
And the way that she was genuinely surprised about Country Album, you knew that was a meme coming like the asteroid and don't look up. It was headed our way. And I've seen so many great artists online do things with that. And great meme artistry happening from these Grammys, I have to say. Lots of visuals. We have a very visual pop star crowd right now. They're giving us a lot to look at.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
Okay, Bowen, Virgin Voyages, where to begin? All-in voyage pricing, over $1,000 in value, Wi-Fi, tips, entertainment, and dining, even at the Michelin-curated specialty restaurants included. No kids, no hidden fees, just luxury.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
The nominee for Album of the Year because she knew only one really mattered. It's that and then- Because only one would ultimately be the winner. And that's something that she was thinking about that we weren't. Are there even nominees when one's going to win? Think about that.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
Cardboard Carter. Cardboard Cowboy Carter. I wish she had not corrected. I wish we had gotten Cardboard Cowder. Cardboard Cowder. Cardboard Cowder.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
She was incredible. No, she had the star energy that everyone in the room wishes they had.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
In a real way, the entire night was a perfect balance of acknowledging, obviously, the trauma that everyone has been through and the fear that people have, but also the little moments of levity. Like, I loved when... I mean, it's obviously devastating. This is the reality that we even have to have this. But the fact is, like...
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
There was a couple moments where they show people going through rubbish and finding wedding rings. Those little moments of hope. I mean, they probably raised a lot of money. They said $7 million at that one point in the show. I was moved to donate. Everyone should donate. I mean, it was a really well-balanced evening in a time that feels so... fucking messed up.
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"We Hope We Dance" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
And obviously, so much has been going on in the past couple weeks. And we, by the way, just want to affirm our solidarity with the trans community and just make sure that everyone knows that we got their back because what's going on is so fucked up.
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A voice at Pixar? No.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Okay, good. Sure. Okay. I think it's an oversight. Famously, you have.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
That was my dream until I found out it was mostly science and math. There's a lot of engineering.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
We need to reconnect with Sam. Oh, Sam was lovely. Sam was really lovely. Sam is a tour guide at Disney who is an icon and a legend. And this is a big shout out to him.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I'm coming.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Yeah, you leave like you let yourself like charge and I'm like satisfied.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I mean, even yesterday, like we were in Bowen's dressing room, like and Bowen comes in. He's like, all right. So the after party and we were all were like at the same time, like, we don't know. We don't we don't know. It might be a quick drink.
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So hung over from Luann.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
If I knew how to do my own concealer, I would do it. Is it as simple as dot, dot, dot? Kind of.
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Have you been, have you checked in on the new feud?
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
It is a lot of fun to watch just because of the like atmosphere of it all. I will say the entire story of it is just, well, you know, Truman Capote befriended these women and then he wrote an article and they never spoke to him again. And that's literally it.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
So I'm kind of interested to see how it's going to be a whole limited series, because even in the first episode, you get it like they're not talking to him anymore. But then I'm thinking like maybe every episode will be like a bottle-ish episode and be getting more into the specifics of who these women were, which is going to be great.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Yeah, she with her whole chest gets to say a slur and it's really fun to watch her just let it rip. They really let Demi go for it.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
And she goes for it.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Molly Ringwald.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
One of my obsessions at this moment is Chloe Sevigny, now that this has all been happening. And apparently Chloe simply broke down on the day where she had to shoot with Molly Ringwald because that was how much she meant to her. Yeah.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Uh-huh.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
And Chloe, who's like the coolest, like you would imagine is like very unbothered about the whole thing. Yep. Actually, in interviews, like I watched her on Jimmy the other night and she's very like Like y'all.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
She's like, like everybody. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, I cry, I break down to Molly Ringwald just like you, me, and everyone else. Yeah.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Well, she also was like, they did this thing. Cause like, you know, she's obviously a fashion icon, Chloe. And they were like looking back at all of her like iconic looks. Cause she was like that fashion girl. She had nothing nice to say about anything she ever wore. She's like, oh, this no, this no, this no. And I was like, maybe that's what makes her such an icon.
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Molly Raywald. Sorry, Chloe.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. The most famous example of that is probably The Jinx, right? Is The Jinx.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Oh, yeah.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Yeah. I guess I'm in LA most of the time where it's just all dogs. And so I just kind of accepted that me not having one is I'm wrong. Right. And I should get one. I also like, now I'm starting to feel a little guilty that I don't have one. Do you remember when I hosted that dog grooming competition? I hosted a dog grooming competition show called Hot Dog. H-A-U-T-E. Excellent.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
And there was a day, there was a day where it was like rescue dog day. And they made me hold one of these dogs and give a direct to camera like, don't you want to save a life? Like, how would you feel to know that you could have saved a life and didn't? And then I like handed the dog back and I was like, okay, see you guys later. And then I felt bad. It was like, we need to help. We need to help.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I did my thing. I can be fun uncle to these dogs, actual children. Yeah.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
And it would get worse from there.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Yeah.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
He got her. Exactly, that was the culture.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Paris Hilton will never be the same after that.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
We were hard people. Well, we had Seth Meyers on the show like probably about a month ago. And he was saying that like the best time, like that he felt like the winning season was probably like 2008, 2009. Like obviously when you were honest, Sarah returned. Do you feel that way too?
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Yeah.
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I was there. I remember I was literally there. I remember one of the coolest ones was it was the, I guess, Weekend Update Tuesday or Wednesday. Oh, yeah.
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Yes. They would add those things. And I was at the time like a standby person. Like I would wait all the time.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
And so someone at the line was like, yeah, they actually, they give us tickets for Thursday thing, so here you go. And it was you, Will Ferrell, and I guess Daryl Hammond, right?
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Yep.
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The culture decided to be good. No, no, no.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I can't imagine what that would even be.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
that Dratch went to like the next day was like it was insane like she was like of course I mean of course it's insane but speaking of all this culture so that we're talking about in many ways culture that made us say culture was for us but we have to ask you this question and it is of course a difficult question that is really open to interpretation but Tina Fey what was the culture that made you say culture is for me
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Like downtown Julie Brown vibes.
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Oh, wow.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
You know, Kelly Clarkson just brought her back. Sheila E. 's on Kelly Clarkson's album and I feel like no one talked about it. Yeah, she's on the last track and she's... tearing it up. Sheila E. We gave her a special culture award. Sheila E? We did, we did.
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We gave her something. She's been recognized by this podcast.
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Yes, she must.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
The blockbuster of it all really resonates because it's also about going to blockbuster and only ever renting two things.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Did you drink a lot of soda?
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Exactly. The body hadn't yet betrayed.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
You liked, like, boy music.
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Who did you imprint on on SCTV? Was it Catherine?
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Yeah.
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Like when something is like, oh, I have the Frisson thinking about this.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Yeah, you can look up to men and be like, I'm okay.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
That's the name of this episode. No, literally, Good Americans with Tina Fey.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
She was haunted pop. And even when she did like Diva and like did do her own thing, like it was still, there was something sinister about it in a way that I love.
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Yeah, just gender bendy. The song Why by Annie Lennox. I want that as I'm lowered into the ground, I think.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
It's beautiful. Okay. And also, I mean, Walking on Broken Glass, like there's a reason for it. Someone's going to sample that song and it's going to be... Just the piano. It's going to be on Stranger Things or something. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, like... Like that song taking off the Kate Bush of it all.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Do you watch The Bear?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Probably one of the most famous needle drops of this year is Taylor Swift's Love Story on The Bear. Oh, they did that? They did that. And to get the Taylor Swift song must have cost a lot of money. So thankfully it paid off on The Bear. The Bear, you're doing excellent.
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You guys are crushing it out there.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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It's so wild to see her like slay drama like this. I am. Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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She's so good. And I think it was like, I always like, of course, coming up with her, like we always knew she was so talented. But then I was watching Bottoms. Did you see Bottoms?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I was watching her on screen. There's a scene where the camera gets way up in her face, and I think she's having a moment with her love interest. And I'm like, you got it, girl. Like, she got it. Big time. Big time.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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So I don't know why this was... the answer to how I should end my night. But I get home, it's 3.30 in the morning. I get stoned and order mozzarella sticks bad because I know I have to wake up at, let's say 10 to sort of mentally prepare and cleanse myself, really physically prepare for the podcast today. And last night I'm ordering my mozzarella sticks and I see it says six mozzarella sticks.
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Yeah. You know, when it came out about the four seasons. Yeah. The gay group chats were popping off.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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The gays that remembered the movie were like, like they were very, very excited.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Oh no, yeah. They're lining up already. I can't get over that my two movies from Blockbuster were the first Wives Club and GoldenEye. That was my personality.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah, First Wives Club. Though you watch it now and you're like, it's so a movie of the 90s where it's just like, it takes a bit to get into being a movie. And then it is. But I kind of miss the days where it was just like, No, the first half hour is just going to be a lot of relationship building.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And I can't remember anything else about the movie besides that. And you know who else you forget is in that movie kind of crushing it is SJP.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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So good.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Except the Beacon. So wait, when you would have a vacation from SNL back in the day, would you go or would you just sit? Would you bed rot? No.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Never ever.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
And in my mind, that's not enough. And then this morning, when everything sort of settles, you think, you didn't need one.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah, you must.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I did want to ask. So like when you're at SNL and also you're at the same time writing Mean Girls, like I guess what I'm wondering is like how long did it take you to do that? Because I remember like literally at the time reading interviews with you where you were like, I just wanted to see if I could do it.
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And then you so obviously could. But like how what was that process of like juggling that? Because that seems like a lot of work all the time.
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Only because, and obviously, the movie is so perfect. It's just everything. It's one of those things that just falls into place in every way. I remember we were saying, it was one of those movies where you sat down and watched it and I knew I was going to and had to remember every line of what was happening. I saw it with my cousin. And I was just like, this is a really special thing.
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And then going to school, I remember I was like all the track girls. I used to run winter training. This is a specific. But I would run track and I would practice with all the girls because we would just talk about things like this. And everyone knew it. All the lines.
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And it was so funny because I watched my one friend sort of, I could tell she wanted to be like Regina George in a way where she didn't really get it. I was like, you don't want to be actually mean. But the way she started speaking, I'm like, it truly took over. I remember it was that and Anchorman.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And I remember as a gay kid too, I learned the language of Mean Girls because that was what all the girls were doing. And then Anchorman was what all the boys were doing. And so it was sort of this like code switchy thing. Yeah. And I remember taking my dad to see it. And like, he was so excited because it was coming from you.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
And I remember it was just like this, like moment that felt like a unifier, like in high school, because everyone thought it was funny. Everyone thought the cast was amazing. And I really wanted to ask about Rachel McAdams because this is essentially as a Rachel McAdams stand podcast.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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We could just talk about her and no one else. But like, I was reading an interview with you recently where you were like, you mentioned like watching her act like changed the way that you approached it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
We talk about that all the time, like the sketch mentality of coming in in one mode, especially like because we didn't have any acting training coming up. We were like creatures of the basement, you know, like any of us. And then all of a sudden you book a thing where you have to be on camera acting and they're like, hey, just throw it away. And you're like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Of a work call? Is that what you call violent shit? No, it was not. What? Because I know you. The second we both went in here today, we both ran to the bathroom and I know what that was.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
You also get a sense that anyone with like a Disney kid past. Yep. Comes in there and tears it up.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Oh, come on, Lisa. Julianne Moore, I think, well, and that's, I think our favorite movie of the year is May, December. We fucking love May, December.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
That and Four Things were my... I haven't watched Four Things yet. Oh, you'd love it. Oh, you'd like Four Things. Emma's another one. Like comes in and like just... Yes, yes, she gets it, yeah. And gets it on camera, obviously. But Julianne Moore, I guess because what's so fun about the movie is it's like purposefully a melodrama, right? That insane music.
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Yeah, I know. With her insane accent. But then she was talking about like, she's like, well, you know, I started in soaps and I actually did the archetype of like- The twins. The twins, the evil twins, like the amnesia twin. So it wasn't even just amnesia or just twin. It was both.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Okay.
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Incredible.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
It really is wild, though, because you do a take and they're like, OK, we're moving on. And you're like, there's no way we can. I didn't do anything. And they're like, no, you get the performance of a lifetime. You just won't ever know because it wasn't fun for you at all. Right. Yeah. But it worked for us.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I mean, like, first of all, like, I wonder how this feels too. Because to join this thing of like, it was like Heathers, it was Clueless, and then it's Mean Girls. And that has to be really meaningful.
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There's like joy in every scene. And I guess what I feel is like, you forget like that such big deals came out of that movie too. Like Amanda Seyfried, like she's just so in the fabric of the movie, having fun doing her part that you forget that she would then become like,
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And I mean, it was, it's like that down to, to everything. And I wonder like in shooting it, did you know that it was like, did you have a feeling that there was something special happening, which feels like a question, like boring question, but like, because it did end up being culturally significant.
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I mean, I think about between 12 and 15 people said this, and it just kind of kept getting kicked around. But this is like the bell house.
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It is just, you wonder like how many things we would actually love so much that it just get written off. I wonder about that all the time. Like with the way the industry is now, like how many things aren't getting made that like are actually going to be things that we think about in 15, 20 years. You know what I mean? Like it feels very far and few between that you get something, you know. Yeah.
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Well, she's incredible. Emma Seligman, the director of that. She's like, I think she can do anything. She can. Between Shiva Baby and Bottoms, I was like, and we love Rachel.
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I'm still, I still have the shakes. Not because, not necessarily because of the talent, but she was great. The Countess Luanne as 54 Below was, she certainly has star quality. But there's something that happens where she steps on stage and sort of everyone looks at each other and you go, we're getting blacked out.
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things everywhere. It's not necessarily the most together time of year. Decluttering, you're going to be doing it.
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Well, let's say Minnie Mouse. Let's be kind.
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I think, like, if you want to be comfy and cozy, Wayfair is perfect. Very homey stuff.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Did everyone audition for that? Like, did you get a tape from Lizzie Kaplan or were you like?
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Oh, no, no, no.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah, probably.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
It just feels like there can't have ever been a time when there was like not those people. It's one of those things. It's like.
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You're just saying Lou had the impact of Goofy.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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She was also a killer on SNL. Of course.
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Right, 100%. Like when Goofy walks in the room, it's like Nicole Kidman in the Chanel No. 5 commercial by Baz Luhrmann. It's just like that. You know the commercial I'm talking about.
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I bet it does. I mean, vibes are incredible.
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Of the prom. Okay, so that is a hilarious idea to think about someone playing Didi as like a child.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I bet. Oh, my God. That's the... People are like... If you could do one role, what would it be? I'm like, I know it'll never happen, but I'd love to do Dee Dee in the prom. I had to do drag for the show I was in last year. And like, I put this little wig on like a little, you know, side swoop, like not exactly Catherine Zeta, but in the world. And I was like, I think I am Dee Dee. I know I am.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
You're DD.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Speaking of fragrances, I want you to smell me right here and tell me what it is. Okay. Go. You know what this is. By Rado. No, it's Axe. Oh. So I have, yesterday I said to Bowen, I'm like, I have no deodorant in New York. I don't know what happened. My New York apartment has no deodorant. And my mother was like, I want to get you something for Christmas. I said, don't. I don't want anything.
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Just tell him if he wants a stage, we do something called the Culture Awards every year. He's welcome to come out and give his full Mandrell.
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Barbara Mandrell, also, you're kind of almost there with the drag name anyway. Totally. And then.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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We're saying that's the VMA because the Grammys are today. And we're like, we think people don't know if they're going to win a Grammy, but I think, you know, if you're winning like a VMA. Yeah.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Because Taylor Swift has changed her... Flight?
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
She's changed her Instagram to all black and white, which we believe means there's an announcement coming. And I'm like, well, I wonder if Taylor Swift could find out in advance if she's winning a Grammy. Because if someone could, it's probably Taylor Swift, right? Probably. Probably. You don't know what the Oscars, you don't know what the Emmys, you probably don't know what the Grammys. Yeah.
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It's not people's choice. No, no, no. You would know. You've won a ton of these things. They call you before?
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Especially the Globes at that time. Oh, by the way, your guys' host, will you guys go back and host again?
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
We're Comcast, girl. You don't want to upset Lou, who's in charge of NBC these days. I will say she was on one the other night. She is alive up there. She goes for it. And it's so funny because you watch the early seasons and you're like, this woman's never going to become a cabaret star. And then you go to 54 Below and she was doing covers of Oh, What a Night. How do I ask this delicately?
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Here's what I'll say. There is a quality to her voice that I think limits what it can do. Yes, it's low and raspy. It is so low.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
It's a Channing, yeah. It exists where it exists. And so I think we're picking songs that just the keys are two steps down from what they even are for the men she covers. Yes. But I will say there's something sort of... She really knows her range.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
And you're never going to see her like go for the money note. Right. In fact, one time she did go for the money note and it was more like I'm joyfully making a big sound than it is I'm hitting a note.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
She goes, okay, I'll get you a bunch of little small things. 10 Axe deodorants. Which is both a trigger to like high school locker room and also quite out of fashion.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Yes. We were signing up for four red sangrias I found. Yeah.
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I don't know what it was about it that made me feel like this is the drink tonight.
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How could you? And this is also what got me really, I make like a quote unquote famous sangria, winter sangria for holidays. Okay. It's just so much booze. And I literally was just like, yay. And I realized no one likes it as much as me. But because I made it, I feel it must get consumed. And then you're blacked out on Christmas. And I don't even get drunk like this.
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It's only when I'm drinking Red Sangria.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Do you remember the restaurant? The Chinese place? Yeah, the Chinese place Cottage. So they're long gone now.
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Yeah, 100%. I had my birthday there. It was like a party of 25 underage kids getting so much of this red wine.
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From an Axe body spray, especially from Long Island. That's like a big culture. No. Axe body spray. Yes. And so I do, I am walking around and it's sort of like a little bit of heaven, a little bit of hell. I am a little triggered, but also it's horny. It's horny. That's why I wanted you to smell me, to get you horned up for the episode.
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When did you realize there was, like, music to you and Amy? Like, I wonder, like, because you guys have always been, like, friends. And I think, I don't know how true this is, but, like, you were at SNL and, like, put her name in their ears and then she came.
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By the way, I'm actually, I didn't even mean to do this, but I realized I had my merch.
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Speaking of horny.
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Do you ever dabble in astrology?
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Yeah, so with the you and Amy thing, would you consider yourselves opposites?
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Because it presents us that in the comedic duo, which I guess we've been talking about this a lot being this, but it's funny how you present that and are that.
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Yes. I mean, I just because it feels like again, it feels like that thing that always was. But there had to be a time when it was decided like, oh, yeah, this feels really good. Yeah. And I think that's like just feels like the synergistic thing that must have always been. Right. You know what I mean?
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Well, I mean, yeah, my surprise. I'm like, well, of course.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I mean, it sounds like it sounds like. Yeah.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Matt Rogers, dog president.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
So speaking of like the famous of it all, I wonder like you've probably met everyone at this point, but then you're in the Golden Globes room and it's literally like, is there anyone who throws you off?
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Because even Oprah has been your colleague.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Yeah. I mean, on one of the most iconic. So there you go. But the winning over Mariah is huge. Because you got her with Mean Girls and you have her for life.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
She loves Mean Girls.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Wrote a whole song about it. One of her best songs. Yeah. To our- I'm so obsessed with me. Do you like the new- Do you like the new- The Renee and Megan song?
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Love it. That's all I'm listening to. Do you like it?
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Do you like it? Renee is a real one. A real star.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
She came on this podcast then. It's like- Her voice in that movie. Were you at the Jimmy Awards when she won?
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
And 18th. Okay, wait. Now we have to officially bring her in because that can't be the entrance.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Yeah, she's a star.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
And the kid that won was Andrew Barth Feldman in the Jennifer Lawrence movie, No Hard Feelings.
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That was a big year for the Jims.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
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Which I texted you about it. I said 10 times. I said it's called Mean Girls 2024.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Do you know what's funny? This person created and started... Our favorite movie and our favorite show. Yeah. And I'm not even talking about Saturday Night Live, which also is in the top two of favorite shows on The 30 Rock.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I think it's time to move on. Shall we move to I Don't Think So, Honey? Okay, so this is the segment, Tina, where we take one minute to rant and rave against something in culture. And I'm going to get a little specific, and I apologize to you in advance. Oh, no. But I think you need to make some changes.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I Don't Think So, Honey, Bo and Yang, no deodorant in your dressing room. Oh, get out. Cause I think it's like a, it's a staple, right? I don't need it. I don't need a babe. My thing is like, I needed it. And you remember that you have guests and some of them are going to be in that hot little stuffy dressing room and the dressing room was stuffy.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I'm turning around, and as I said before, no, not a deodorant in sight in my apartment. Only Axe, which I didn't find until this morning. I feel like, Bowen, we need to rethink and restock your dressing room with the essentials.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Because there's a lot of fancy good whiskey and no deodorants, no nothing that's going to actually get us to the end of the day, the end of the week.
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Because it was smelling in there, and I apologize to you, but you had a lot of men in your dressing room last night, and it stank by the end of it. And I'm telling you, like, I just couldn't believe you didn't have your little essentials. You do have a lot of good cologne. I do.
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Okay, but I'm just saying, like, in terms of the sweat and the antiperspirant, you could be doing better. I don't think so. And that's one minute.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Can you imagine? Just go back in time and tell us in 2016 when we started this that Tina Fey is going to be on the podcast.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I will say I did check myself when, I think it was a couple years ago, a few of us were in your dressing room just having a time. And I think it was a week where you were having a hard time. You came and we were just like. What do you mean? Just because like, you don't want to be like, woo, like, come on, get on up on our level when it's like, I am at work still. And I do respect that.
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He does have Grothers Pastilles. Does everyone know where you got the Grothers Pastilles? Yeah, and tampons.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Cynthia Erivo gave him the best singer lozenge in the world.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Big Grothers Pastilles.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I just didn't want to smell so bad. That's okay. And also, I'm being a little like, I'm erring on the side of caution. I don't think so, honey, because I got absolutely dragged for the one I did last week, which was people should not be riding Taylor Swift so hard for the private jet usage.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I was teasing everyone, and the girls absolutely dragged me. Because I'm harmful. No, no, no, no, no. I'm harmful.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Paramount, please put me in the damn credits. And that's one minute. I personally like to apologize for not improvising in the ad that you were in.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
No, deadass, I do know that you're in the movie, but you know what it's like to do ads, and this is sort of a peek behind the curtain. It usually happens at the end of a podcast when you just want to leave. And so you're like, coming soon to Paramount Plus. It's going to be everyone but Bowen. All right, see you later, everybody. I...
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
if your best friend and comedy partner said I expected better from you on the air oh my gosh that's rough that's rough no I expect better from myself I'm sorry and from now on I will always say your name I'll sneak your name into projects you're not even in thank you and then maybe just like and you have deodorant for me let's have each other's backs more in the future because there's a magic here and there's a music here I've always known it that's an equivalent exchange you're the Tina and Amy of your generation
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I would only do it with someone, with you. I'm throwing our name in there. I was like, yeah, we're going to do it. And Bowen was like, no, not the Globes. And I was like, well, I think they're back. I think now we know they're back. You know what I mean?
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Okay. Okay. Are you ready for this?
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
If we're like, no, you'll get crucified for that.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
This is actually, that's one minute. And that is so real. Wow, that's an altar. And you know, they're starting to come for us, the people that listen to this, and they don't say their real opinions. And it's like, yeah, I don't think that anyone needs that. But sometimes it gets harder.
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I know, I bet it does.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Yeah, there was actually a period where they didn't like them. So to hear them be so sycophantic now is really crazy. They call us bootlickers. I'm like, you guys, it's a walk doing this.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
It's really crazy because the fact is we do have strong opinions about almost everything.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
What do I do when Emerald calls?
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Hello. And they applauded the crew. By the way, this episode is directed by Christopher Nolan. It's Oppenheimer the film. It's crazy.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Yeah, but if Emerald can help.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Emerald Fennell had gone on a podcast and absolutely destroyed Fire Island and said, this is bad. I didn't get the performances. And Emerald Fennell said the words, I don't think Bowen Yang has ever pulled it off. You would feel crazy.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
But she's entitled that Emerald.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Honestly, though, this is a genuine question. How would you do this podcast? You know what I mean? Like if you're us, how would you continue to do this podcast, which started in 2016 when we thought there's no way anyone will ever listen to it even once.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
And we sort of established this thing of like we see things, we talk about it, we're honest, we have our little fun with things in the pop culture. And then all of a sudden that does become hard because someone who might be a dear sister to you might be – Right.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
The gentlemen need a lot of lights. Blow out the Countess Lou from my face.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
And you hear they're now going impatient because of what you've done.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Especially the thing with the Ayo thing. It's like, so someone like J-Lo is so famous and has been so famous for such a long time that literally everyone in the world has said something probably incredibly positive and negative about her just because that's like a colloquialism almost.
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Are you familiar with the Countess Lou?
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
And so for her to get dragged so much for this, not only do I think it's like uncool, but I'm like, guys, this is not a Pandora's box you want to open of let's dig up everything everyone said on the internet.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
will be an apocalypse.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Yeah, that's like, even that is just like, guys, it's just, I don't think anyone's going to stand by every single thing they've ever said. And it is tough. And then when a lot of people do start listening, there is a weird rub. And so, like, honestly, that I don't think so, honey, comes at a really interesting time because I'm thinking about it a lot. Yeah. I catch it all the time.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
And like, I honestly also, sometimes I only ever think, don't take my opinion seriously. I'm like a dummy with a podcast. Like I'm just trying to have fun with this, but people do take it very seriously.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
And that's not up to me. And also like, however, and I've never heard, I've literally never heard from like an artist or anyone that's done anything out there and said what you said on your podcast really hurt me. Right. But like, I don't know if I were to hear that, I would definitely certainly feel bad. Right. Like, yeah.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
I don't want anyone to feel anything but good after having listened to it, but it is a thing. Yeah. That was a good impartment. You've imparted on us. I've imparted. It's been so long since we've been imparted on.
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Oh, yeah. To be imparted in this way. We needed it. Well, this was just a joy and a half.
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Thank you for even saying that. And I just mean, like, truly, like, this was wish fulfillment for us, to say the least, to even have you here and even know who the hell you are. Absolute pleasure. Oh, my gosh. We love you. We love you a lot. Oh, by the way, get tickets to the show. Is it all sold out?
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Calm down. We're doing the right thing.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Calm down.
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That's just generally applicable.
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He's a big, we saw Appropriate the other night on Broadway together.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
My mom and aunt saw it the other night and their review was this. We loved it. You know, it was different because it was a musical. Yeah. And I said, that it was.
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No, this is, see, and I wonder if that's going to happen is like now we're going to start watching it and it's going to look like in terms of fashion, like really dated. And I'm going to be like, oh my God, no, it's becoming the clueless of it all. Where you watch Clueless now and you're like, oh, can you imagine why wearing that? It's going to be like that so soon.
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McCord.
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That was essentially, had the show gone in a different direction, which was we just watched these people live their crazy lives and it wasn't like as conflict-driven, she would have been the show.
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But I think because people gravitated towards, you know, fighting. That's so funny, though, because I think
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Ramona. Ramona. I just recently picked, for some reason this was on, it was the fashion show episode where Ramona walked with those crazy eyes and Jill is just dragging and just like killing it in the front row. Yeah.
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Yeah, totally. Well, what if I told you this? So one of the announcements they said was that there's going to be a Frankenstein ride and the star of the pre-show is Victoria Frankenstein, the great granddaughter of Dr. Victor Frankenstein.
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That's Lisa. I conflated those last week.
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A lot of girl boss Frankenstein's happening right now in the culture. We have to differentiate.
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I'm just saying.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
If you went in there and said, I'll play Dr. Victoria Frankenstein, you, first of all, you'd book immediately.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
We went there. He loves you. I love him. I know. You can tell it's a special relationship.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
The Disney relationship is a special relationship. And that's actually real culture number 88. The Disney relationship is a special relationship.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Well, I've become that girl that's like, when the part of the ride that makes people nauseous comes up, I'm like... Keep looking at the planet.
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I have my strategies. Well, I knew this about all of us that we shared this. And that's why I bring it up. And that's why, now correct me if I'm wrong, you've been on the Avatar Flight of Passage ride.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
Don't you think that should be him in the pre-show? 100%.
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“Great Americans” (w/ Tina Fey) - Bowen’s Pick for Best of 2024
You have the scientific gravitas to carry that pre-show through. I don't want us to fully raise a middle finger to that guy. It's not about him. This is about you. This is about what's best for you to be in that pre-show.
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You made that up. Yeah, I think you made that up.
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Oh, 100%. Isn't it great to have a resource? Yes. The Disney relationship is a special relationship. You go to that person for information like this.
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Let's do it.
Ruby Rogues
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One thing you can do to make that less noisy is take object.new and subtract the methods out of that and sort it and all that sort of stuff. And you can do it all in a one-liner because we're in Ruby. But yeah, LS is another great option.
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One question on that, as far as how you've seen and the progression of the companies you've worked at, documentation, right? Like on the one hand, we've just talked about, you can use cops, you can use linters and say, go out and, try things, break things, autocorrect things, experiment, basically.
Ruby Rogues
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Then there's self-documentation, making sure you're writing good method names, good class names that are intuitive. And then there's inline documentation. And then there's high-level documentation of, hey, we're using this, set some conventions and everything else.
Ruby Rogues
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This is a big question, but what do you think is the right thing to put in each of those buckets in order to make an intuitive project that scales across more than 20 developers up to 100 developers?
Ruby Rogues
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Absolutely. I was kind of going from the standpoint of like we were talking about bringing a new developer in and getting them used to the whole environment. And you've definitely tackled some of that in terms of, you know, here's the process migration example there. What about just getting them used to the entire structure?
Ruby Rogues
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structure of your application, where certain logics live, certain design paradigms that you've talked about. Some of those can be encapsulated in linters, but some of them are larger than linters. And so is that when you're doing the specific guide for walking them through that process?
Ruby Rogues
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And then absolutely. And then on top of that, you have personalities too. And, you know, certain people gravitate towards certain things. How, what's your methods to when you have what I would consider external documentation, whether that's living in a readme, it's not in a Ruby file or a,
Ruby Rogues
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html file or something like that how do you guys have any triggers in order to hey if something happens over here and we decide on a new paradigm make sure you go update that guide documentation or is it oh just like we brought a new person in and we've got this new convention that's not documented oh geez we got to go update that documentation and it's kind of a only when you discover it type of issue
Ruby Rogues
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Yeah, that's always the painful part. And those are great insights.
Ruby Rogues
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Yeah, we're in the same boat. We like to push that knowledge down as far as possible. But there certainly are opportunities when you're deep into materialized views and windowing and Postgres or something like that, where you're just like, I really want to phone a DBA friend. And that's the con side, I would suppose.
Ruby Rogues
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Teach them how to use includes and avoid some of those massive queries or N plus one problems.
Ruby Rogues
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Well, my pick comes out of this. I'd say that Danger.js is something that I really want to look into. We're significantly investing in CI, CD infrastructure and deploying those branches like you were talking about, Dave. And so that looks like a really great way to tie back to documentation and check the best practices that conform with the rest of the company. And that's my pick for today.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
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says, know when to break the rules for rules like don't repeat yourself. Sometimes a little repetition is better than a bit of dependency. And you link to another blog post of yours called Dry Considered Harmful. You want to unpack that one for us?
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Yeah, I think we fall prey to this because we're such pattern matchers. And as soon as you spot that pattern, you're like, ooh, opportunity. Some of that, those abstraction layers are the power in software, right? Like the ability to build those abstractions are what give us leverage. And so every time we see one, we think, boom, I'm not going to repeat myself. I'm going to dry this sucker up.
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But like you point out, oftentimes that second iteration, that second usage is not actually generalizable or it looks generalizable until you find the third one, which, you know, just throw another param on the function, you know, is what we do. We're like, well, I'll just throw a true false at the end of this thing and
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Then I have this extra branch in my function because it didn't actually map onto the use case like I thought it did. So a lot of it's just that enthusiasm. I think of like, ah, here we go. I'm going to dry this sucker up. Feels so good. But it does come back to bite.
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Well, it's worth pointing out what the rule really was or is that they point out in the Pragmatic Programmer book. And the repetition is not about code. That's where we all get it wrong. Anytime you're repeating code, it's bad. So don't repeat yourself. So let's create a function, name it, etc. Abstract a function. What they were talking about is knowledge in your system.
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Every piece of knowledge in your system should live in one place and one place only. But because the acronym was DRY, and it's such a catchy thing, and it's easy to remember to repeat yourself, as soon as you start repeating something, you just immediately apply it, right? But that's not the point. It's not about the code that you write. Now, some code does represent knowledge, so it does overlap.
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These things are not completely black and white. But that was what they were trying to say. Maybe they say it much better in the 20th anniversary. But that's why we all get it wrong. I don't know, Matt, what has anything helped you? I mean, you're writing this as a reflection, so you've obviously thought about it. Do you just tread more softly?
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I mean, I've introduced the rule of three for myself, which I think I got from Jeff Atwood's coding horror blog where he's like, you have to use something three times before you'll generalize it. Because I have found that it's usually that third use that points out how bad my abstraction is. But I've also found out sometimes it's like the sixth or seventh use, you know?
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So it doesn't always help you, but it does help me slow down a little bit and maybe just like bite the bullet one more time. What have you found?
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Well said. I had to just practice this discipline yesterday because I was creating a game board for Go Times 200th episode. We played Gopher's Say, which is their Family Feud edition, and I wanted a visual aid, and so I found a... a guy who had written one on CodePen. I just wanted, like, just show me the thing, you know, like how Family Feud works, right?
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And you guess it, and they, like, show me what the survey says. And the thing, bing, and it shows a number. And I wanted that for the live show. So I grabbed this guy's CodePen. I just downloaded it. It's just, you know, an index file, a CSS file, a JS file. And I started tweaking it so it would work for ours. And I know I needed seven rounds.
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And so like programmer me is like, all right, well now I need a templating language, right? So I can just template this out and then have like a data, a JSON data blob that like represents it. And then pragmatic me was like, dude, just copy and paste this file seven times and write the actual data into the HTML. You're never using this again, right?
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And if you do, then maybe you can abstract it later. But like, just repeat yourself even seven times. Cause I knew that was it. I was gonna do it seven times and I was never going to touch this again. And I had to like exercise the discipline because programmer engineer me had such sweet solutions for how I could generalize this sucker.
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Maybe turn it into a web app that other people could use, you know, that inclination. What helped was I had to have it done in like an hour and a half. And so I'm like, don't start coding. Just hard code the values and move on, man. It's tough. It's tough to fight that urge to generalize. Let's move to the next one. Here we have a reflection of yours around code comments.
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You say, if you have to write a comment that isn't a doc string, it should probably be refactored. Every new line of comments increases this probability. And then you have a link to a more nuanced take, which is from the Linux kernel documentation, which I did not read because who has time for nuance, right? First of all, tell us what, when you have that, it's not a doc string.
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What specifically do you mean by a doc string? And then how'd you learn this? And why do you believe this?
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Right. So you're talking about inline comments, like contextual things, hints. Exactly. Okay.
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Yeah, I think the rules change entirely for library authors, maybe API designers versus somebody who's writing application code, business logic. I think the rules change, the best practices change. Most of my comments are apologies to my future self. Like, sorry, I couldn't think of a better way to do this.
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Or like admitting this is gnarly, this is a little bit gnarly, but I couldn't think of a better way. And sometimes you just have to move on and come back and it'll come to you. But yeah, I think the what and the whys. Those should be inline comments, not the hows. Because the how can change, right? That's implementation details.
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Oftentimes we see jokes because the comments describe something that no longer exists, you know? Like comments become out of date, especially when you're saying how. That's the most out of date thing because that's going to churn as the how, usually more than the why. But this ties into another one that you say, which is if it looks ugly, it's most likely a terrible mistake. Yeah.
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But I just love that because it can apply to so many aspects of life. But your point is, like, refactor the code versus making the comment if you can. Like, refactor the code so it's readable and clear. But then you say if it's ugly, it's most likely a huge mistake. Where'd this one come from? I love it, but I'm not sure where you drew that conclusion.
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So anytime you reflect on 10,000 hours of programming, surely Stack Overflow comes into those reflections. And turns out it did because one of your findings or one of the things that you believe now after all this time is that browsing the source is almost always faster than finding an answer on Stack Overflow. Now, I kind of agree with you, but I also kind of disagree.
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So I'd love to have you elaborate a little bit on this one.
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Now, what if you're looking at some code on Stack Overflow? Still could be, still look at the code, right? Code can't lie.
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Yeah, it's almost like a good example is like, how do I properly call FFmpeg with these flags from my app? I just say that because we call FFmpeg from our app. I know I've looked these things up. And it's like, okay, well, the man page is a start. But holy cow, have you seen FFmpeg's man page? No. It is massive. I mean, FFmpeg, I give it praise often.
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It's one of the most robust tools I've ever seen. I mean, the thing can do so many different things. It's amazing. And it's incredibly black box. I mean, even the flags are very weird. And I end up on Stack Overflow a lot. And I never look at FFmpeg source code. Now, maybe in that case, I'm just a user of a tool.
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And so source code is never going to be where I would go unless things aren't working correctly. Maybe you just say, well, now the man page is really what I'm kind of thinking about. So contextually, when you say that, are you referring to how to solve my particular language problem? feature problem or how do I loop over these arrays or how do I use this reduce function?
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Or are you thinking, what context are you saying? Look at the source code or what kind of source code are you referring to?
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Matt, you're a day too late, man.
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Let me add on. I think that's a great example there. And let me add this to what Matt is saying. because I believe this to be true, if you have a library dependency that your application relies upon and you're afraid to or for whatever reason will not peek under the covers and grok its source code, you should not be using that piece of software. You should be ready, willing, and able
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to read the source code of your dependencies. Now, sometimes those people are better at writing software than you are. I've learned tons of things. Other times you're like, what the heck is going on? Well, if it's ugly, it's probably a huge stake. You will level up as a developer. You will better maintain your application.
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You'll better own and operate your application, and you'll be much better at vetting dependencies being willing to do that. So I think Matt's advice there really pays dividends Because not only are you getting at what is true, but you're also getting familiar with all your entire stack versus just the parts that you're used to maintaining. I think black box is kind of a lie.
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Like there are some things which they can be a black box for a while, but that's just somebody else's abstraction, right? And so you're going to have to, it's going to leak eventually. And so be willing to dive in there and look at that code. Now, when it comes to learning, you have another one here. Only learn from the best. So when you were learning Go, you were at the standard library.
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Now, I produce Go time, and I know that there's people that wrote the standard library that may say, don't read this part of the standard library. But nonetheless, you went after it. And of course, the standard library is written by expert Go developers. Do you want to tell us more about this particular reflection?
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I like that. Now, how do we identify the greatness?
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You want to be good?
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Do not work in a Silicon Valley. One right here. It was a good effort though. Well, we're talking about other people's code, reading their code, learning from them. Number 14. I'll give you guys this one listener. Number 14. This definitely counts as a lesson. Use other people's code religiously.
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Kind of ties into what I was just talking about when I was saying, you know, don't be afraid of looking at the said code. I was saying you shouldn't use it if you don't. It doesn't mean you have to understand it, but you have to be willing to dig into it, I think. That being said, you say like, you know, go ahead and use. And a corollary is most code is terrible.
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Sometimes it's easier to write a better version yourself. So while they seem to be a little bit contradictory, like use their code, but don't use it when it's bad.
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I have a half written blog post about the continuum between dependency hell and not invented here syndrome and how that we all live somewhere along this spectrum. And I think that your appetite changes over the course of a career. I know that when I was first getting started, I used almost exclusively other people's code, right? Because I wasn't very good at writing code.
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So I couldn't really accomplish very much on my own. Easy example, maybe you're using Ruby on Rails and you're like, I want to do authentication. And it's like, I don't know how to do authentication. And then this was years ago, you would find the device library and you would use that code. And all of a sudden I could do authentication. It gave me powers I didn't previously have.
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Fast forward five, 10 years, I could now write that from scratch very easily, right? Because I've now seen how it works. I've used it. I've got opinions on it. I've implemented it myself a few times, not the entire device library, but authentication, right?
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And so now my appetite kind of changes and the decision making process kind of changes because it wasn't like, hey, I couldn't do it myself, but now it's should I do it myself? And so how do you make these decisions? Matt, you've put your time in. Surely you've gone from in certain areas, can't accomplish it to now you can accomplish it, right? You could code it up.
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But how do you decide what are the circumstances in which I go ahead and take on that dependency or when do I break out the text editor and write it myself?
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Yeah, especially around certain projects where the community rallies into a specific project. I mean, Devize is a good example from maybe five, 10 years ago now where all of the authentication things, like instead of rolling your own, you use Devize and then you worked on Devize with the Devize people and everybody's making that one thing better. And so you have way more eyes on it.
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You have way more feature development bug fixes while you're sleeping. Like that whole community open source flywheel gets rolling and that's a real benefit. Now on the other side, a community can move away from you and your project, right? Like all of a sudden they're adding things that you don't want or need and you disagree with.
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And too bad the community all thinks this is good, but hey, I don't need SMS-based two-factor auth. And now you're just adding lines of code to my project when I upgrade, and I don't care. Not in Devise's case. It's pluggable. It was pretty good software. Still is, probably. But you know what I'm saying? Like a piece of software, it depends. He can start off like completely fitting you.
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And then a few years later, it's like this thing's heading in a direction that I don't like. And then it's time to jump ship or find an alternative or start writing it yourself. There's a lot to think about these things. Mm hmm.
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So we had a show on JS Party with Ahmad Nasri, who was NPM's CTO for a while. He also started Kong, or he was involved in Kong. Been around the block, has seen a lot of things. And he takes a very hard line stance that you should only write code that only you can write. Or you and your team. Only write the code that makes you unique and different and you have the special skill set.
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Everything else you shouldn't be writing. Him and I actually go back and forth on that, so maybe we'll link up to it because it's an interesting conversation. But I thought, wow, here's like a real context independent. I agree with you. I think context doesn't matter. But he's saying like, nah, pretty much if it's not unique to you, you're wasting your time and your cycles.
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You should be outsourcing that and you should only write the code that makes you, your company, your org, whatever unique. unique and different or add something to the world versus reinventing.
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True. There's also business decisions that go into a lot of these things beyond like merely the engineering decision making. Like Mac, you were talking about a lot of these large companies have rolled their own databases internally and. They weren't the only ones that needed that, but they had specific business reasons to do it or they had specific needs or they didn't want to.
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I mean, the context goes on and on and on for these decisions.
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Yeah, definitely. I think size matters. Well, while we're talking dependencies, cyclomatic complexity. Let's squeeze this one in, huh? Because this is like right on topic, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, it sure is. We don't want to change subject. Number 20, avoid cyclomatic complexity. Novice coders don't even know that they've tangled the dependency graph until it's too late. Ouch.
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Oh, yeah. Well, we've all been in the tangled mess before. Like, this is the dependency hell side, right? Like, how did I get here? I can't get out. Can you quickly define cyclomatic complexity for those who are unaware of the term or the understanding?
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So Matt, number 15, which says most code out there is terrible, was a corollary to number 14, which said use other people's code religiously. I think a corollary, if I know what a corollary is, maybe I don't, to most code out there is terrible is number three, delete as much code as you can. Does that sound right?
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Yes, that's true. That's right. Bug free and zero dependencies, right?
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That's right.
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I have never identified closely with my code. I think a lot of people do. And I do understand why you would, because like you said, you put your, that's your thoughts on in software, right? It's your, it's your time. It's your effort. I understand it, but I do not and have not identified closely with my code. In other words, I've always loved to delete my own code.
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I've never been like, aw shucks, I'm really going to miss you, 40 line function, you know? I've just been like, good, I don't need to do this anymore. Because it's always felt like a liability to me. It's never felt like something precious to hold on to, like other things do. I don't know about you, Matt. Have you ever felt like some code's been hard to get rid of?
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Maybe there's like a, there could be... sentimental value around something that brought value. Yeah. I don't know. I get it. Like if the whole project disappeared, sure. You know, but like that function, why do people identify with these things? You think?
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Maybe it should. Maybe you should have copy and pasted something off Stack Overflow.
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There's probably lots of factors that lead into this. I will say that version control helps me to leak code much more confidently. Because I feel like if it would be difficult to go back to here ever, maybe I would be more reticent to say, you know what, I may need this someday. I'm going to hold on to it. I see a lot of people...
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novices mostly just like comment out huge swaths but leave them right there like this function just uncommented out but why is it still in the source code because they don't trust their git foo or something it's like you can get back to that you know like that's what version control is for go look at a previous version
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It could be. I think it's like, I might toggle this back on with my next commit kind of a thing. There's lots of reasons why it happens, but I find that a lot. I've never been a commenter-outer. I'm just like, delete that crap. Get it out of here.
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Well, then you've got it in your history, so it's not gone forever. That's right. But if most code is crap, then deleting it sounds like a pretty good idea. I don't know. I'm with you. Delete as much code as you can, but no more. Don't delete more code than you can. That would be a bad idea. Yes. All right, back to code that we write, not that we delete.
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Number 18, organizing your code into modules, packages, and functions is important. You mean not just one big function called main? Knowing where API boundaries will materialize is an art. That kind of goes into the dry thing, doesn't it?
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It's the dry principle that I do adhere to. Don't repeat yourself when there are mistakes. Don't repeat your mistakes. Dry them, as they say. Oh, yeah. What is 10,000 hours? So if we assume eight hours a day, five days a week, let's say eight hours a day times five, right? Times call it 50 weeks a year. That's 2000.
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Yeah, you would think this would be small concerns, but they end up becoming large concerns in software architecture, right? It's like where the files go, how I name things, where to put things, especially when you start working on teams, then there's disagreements over how this works. You're introducing logistics into your software by having these distinctions prematurely.
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and having to make sure everything's in the right place name the correct way etc start simple and then only i think abstract when it's uh necessary and beneficial that is an art though and it does take time to learn and even you know somebody who's done it for i think you and i are in very similar boats i've definitely been writing software for 15 years i still screw that up i still make the wrong call and then maybe it's hours later maybe it's days or weeks i'm like
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That was the wrong call. I'm going to go ahead and roll that back. I'm going to go back to where I started and go ahead and just try it the other way and see if it works any better.
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Yeah.
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The other thing is you end up rearranging a lot of furniture for no real benefit. At the end of the day, you're supposed to be pushing your project forward. Anytime you're just rearranging furniture, which is like, I'm going to put things over here, wait a second, that has to actually go here. Nah, I liked it better when it was the other way.
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So if you're working like a typical nine to five, take a couple of weeks off for vacation, that's 2000 hours a year and you got 15 years. So you're well over the high water mark. Did you do the math or you just, you just like, yeah, I'm there.
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These are all things that are nice for procrastinating, which is something I'm very good at, but they're not great for actually getting anything done. Anytime you're dealing with this other cruft, you're not making progress. Where we like to be is flow, right? We like to be where we're just like solving problems, making progress.
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No one's in the flow as they're renaming files and switching from camel case to snake case or in a cyclical dependency hell. I mean, that's like the worst place to be, right? I can't even get these things to stinking require each other, import each other. But it starts off being beneficial because now you're just following a convention. You have a convention, you're following it.
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It starts off beneficial and then over time it can, you can overdo it. You can overdo it. Speaking of things that are hard, naming variables. You say, naming variables correctly. This is your point. This is like three words. Oh, sorry, it says name them correctly. Well, that's helpful, Matt. Name them correctly. Lesson learned. But then you admit, again, this is an art.
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Name your variables correctly. Any tangible advice for us on this point?
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Okay, we're trying to draw some lessons, but we'll just have to reflect with you.
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So like you'll abbreviate things and like really condense them down.
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Right. Yeah, we were debating the pros and cons of abbreviating variables on a go time episode that I happened to be upon. And I learned something there, or maybe it was just coagulated there from Dave Chaney, where he said something along the lines of the further away the variable is from being used, the longer its name should be.
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But like the closer it is to being used, the name can be shorter and shorter, like to the immediate context. So like a for loop is an obvious one where it's like, yeah, I is fine. Because, like, here's I, it equals this. I'm going to iterate it, increment it, whatever. And then I'm done with it. And it's like, we all understand that. It's I. It's not actually confusing.
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But, like, if you start naming your variables that are used further down or elsewhere, maybe they're exposed somehow, I. or Z or foobar or baz, these are like, they don't signal anything to somebody who doesn't have your immediate context.
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I thought that was a pretty good way of thinking about it because I've always gone for this balance of clarity and brevity, but it's always been a hard balance to strike.
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Yeah, I think in the case of like a for loop, I think I is just totally fine. That's my take on it. Like I would use it.
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Yeah, I think it's an iterator. Like that variable is one that you're using to iterate. And so I'd call it iterator, something like that.
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This is why Matt likes to make them as small as possible because it's just annoying. Right. Like, it's just a balance of, like, this annoys me, even with tab completion, versus this has a useful symbol. Like, I don't understand in Go, so if error, not equal null, or if, you know, ERR. What's up with that? You're saving literally two letters, error versus er.
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So you're well over, where did you get, where did you earn your keep? You've had a couple of different jobs. You want to tell us about your, the 10,000 hours you put in, where it was and what kind of stuff you worked on?
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But it's a convention of the community, so everybody knows what it is. I don't think it's ambiguous when you see F-E-R-R. I understand that's the error. But the abbreviation there to me is like, what am I gaining? I'm saving two letters. I understand when you take internationalization and you say I-18-N. That's a huge win for all of us, right? Yeah.
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But ERR, as an abbreviation for E-R-R-O-R, it just seems a little bit silly. That being said, we all do it. We're all on board. It's clear. It's not a problem. I just don't understand the win.
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm sure, and I don't know, Matt, you're more of a gopher than I am, but I think when in the go community, when they use ERR, it's representing an error, isn't it?
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Yeah, I agree.
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Yeah. Right. I agree. Whatever, are the idioms of the language or the runtime or whatever it is the community that you're working in follow those conventions because that's where clarity is just for free like you get it for free and even if your idea is more clear to you you're breaking convention and so it's less clear almost de facto to everybody else but in the case where there is no convention
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I think Dave Cheney's rule of like the further away a thing is from being used, the more verbose or more information has to be in the variable name. I think that's a pretty cool rule of thumb. Obviously rules are meant to be broken. So there are times where it may not make sense, but I thought that was a, an actual tangible way of a takeaway.
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Because when I say, I like to say, Hey, this variable name is terrible too. But like, Lacking any of their information. Like, well, that's not useful. How could it be better? Like, well, it's 27 characters long. So that's not good.
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Yeah. If you can't think of a good variable name, this is where a code comment comes into place. Apologize. Be like, this is not the greatest name ever, but I needed to finish this feature, so this is what I got. Please, think of a better name. Yeah, open to consideration. Feedback welcome. If you're confused by this variable name, you're just like me. I'm also confused.
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Those are the kind of comments I enjoy. Because you get a chuckle even when you come back to it later. You're like, oh yeah, I couldn't think of a name for this thing. Then you sit there and you're like, hmm, I still can't think of a good one. But sometimes it just comes to you. All right, let's hit another one here. This one's a little bit bigger picture. Technology does not diffuse equally.
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There's more to your reflection than just that. But I want to stop there and have you talk first. So go ahead and unpack that phrase for us. Why do you think that's the case?
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That one absolutely resonates with me. One example I cite often, which I'm still impressed by, is Dan Abramov's stealing of the Elm architecture for Redux. And he came on the show back when Redux first started getting wide use in the React community. And he basically said, yeah, I saw what the Elm folks were doing over there. And it was awesome, their architecture for state.
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And I decided React needed that. And so I built Redux. And shamelessly, great artist Steel. And he gave great credit to the Elm folks for coming up with a cool system that Dan learned about and appreciated and said, I'm going to bring that over here.
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and everybody benefits i think when those things propagate across community bounds for sure so individual takeaways there i guess is kind of like keep your head up and and know what other people are working on or don't don't niche down or don't go so focused in on a singular aspect of any specific part of the tech world or is that the advice then seems like it is
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Here's another awesome example. This happened just recently. I love seeing it because it means we're having a little bit of impact out there. So there is this idea with to do comments, which talk about commenting and best practices is that, you know, you always leave these to do's lying around our code bases and then nothing else happens. Like that's where they are.
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And usually these things never get done. And a lot of times it's because you forget about it or it depends on something else changing. Well, there was a cool idea coming out of, I think, the Rust community, and there's also a Ruby gem for this, where they started having these self-destructing to-dos. Have you guys heard of these? So it's like you write your to-do.
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It's like a static analyzer kind of a thing. You write your to-dos in a specific syntax where you can apply criteria to your to-do, whether it's based on a certain time frame or based on... a URL that has to, whatever. I can't remember all the different things, but you can add these conditions to these to-dos.
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And then the tooling provides integrations, I believe, into editors and different linters and stuff to like bring, float those to-dos. It's kind of like with Gmail where you can like push things off till later and then they come back. And that was a really cool idea. Well, then somebody got inspired by that and they made one for Python.
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So that person's name is Clemon Seaver and he wrote To Do or Die. They're called To Do or Die. And they're to-do-or-die Python edition. So we covered that one. We covered the Rust one. And then the Python one cropped up. And then somebody else was inspired by that, Brian Underwood. And he wrote one for the Elixir community in Credo called Credo to-do or deny.
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And Credo is like a linting tool or a best practice following kind of analyzer tool for Elixir. And so now this concept, which was over there in the Rust world of, hey, what if our to-dos had these, you know, were better than what they already are.
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that idea is picked up and kind of propagated around and like way more people get to benefit because these people were paying attention to other camps and willing to put the work in to like provide that for their language of choice it's pretty sweet that's awesome yeah Well, Matt, we've come to the end of our time here. This has been awesome.
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I appreciate you writing down what you did so that we all can learn from your reflections. We can discuss and pick them apart and agree or disagree. Certainly propagating good ideas and your hard-earned experience out there for other people to learn from. I think that's really cool and appreciate you writing up. Looks like you're blogging quite a bit lately. We'll have links to your blog
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this article, everything else we mentioned that jazz party episode as well in the show notes for everybody. The one I referenced with Ahmad Nasri, if you want to listen to that discussion as well. Anything else you want to say, Matt, before we call the show?
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Yeah, it was lots of fun.
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Well, you can learn from experience, but you can also, life hack, learn from other people's experience. So I loved this post. You had 31 things that you've reflected, and it is specific to programming. These are not large life lessons or people lessons, you say. These are like specific programming lessons that you've learned. And I thought, let's get some of these out.
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We're not going to cover all 31 here. We'll reference the blog post, of course, but... It's nice to have the one-liner because it can resonate with you or maybe shock you, but then I think it's even nicer to have a conversation around these things. Hopefully, they become even more sticky or more real to people.
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So we're just going to go down, pick a few, see how long we last, and talk about some of these reflections of yours. Sound good?
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What do you think, Jared? Sounds good. We'll have to partially cover a few and still have arguments over, was that actually one? That's right. We won't use any of the real words. It'd be ambiguous, right? All the words have been changed to protect the innocent. Sounds good. Free t-shirt. Why not, right? That's right. Could be the price is right. Just don't go over, be under. Okay, don't go over.
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Adam will post the official rules in the show notes.
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This audience is software developers. We are pedantic, so we want to have the specifics laid out in code if possible. Can you put in a smart contract, Adam? That would be appreciated.
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All right, let's pick up on a reflection. This seems to be perhaps your favorite, or you said you wrote some configuration language yourself. Here's one about configuration. I had not heard of this. This is reflection number 30. Oh, I probably shouldn't list them now because we're making it more difficult. This may or may not be in your list. And this is about the heptagon of configuration.
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Matt, I'm going to let you explain that to me because I've never heard of this before.
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I guess what's the takeaway there? Is it like just stick with bash and everything will be better? Or is this like necessary complexity? Or is this cycle virtuous or vicious?
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There's an analog to this in economics. Benedict Evans talks about the process of bundling and unbundling. And he says in any given industry, you're either in a bundling process or an unbundling process. And it's cyclical, right? So an example of that is like television, where we were all cable TV, everything was bundled as one, and then we broke out of that.
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individual on demand, subscribe to this, that, the other thing. And now we're like in a rebundling and it's happening. You can see it with YouTube TV and different aggregators trying to pull together content. And that sounds very inefficient. Like your Heptagon sounds inefficient because it's like, well, we're going around in this circle.
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But what I've heard pointed out is that progress often looks like a circle when you look at it on its head, like in a two-dimensional plane. But then when you look at it in three-dimensional, it's more like a helix where it is moving in a circular way, but it's getting better as it goes. And I think with software, that's a lot of what we're seeing is
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these iterations and a lot of times returning to the old idea, but you're returning to it with new eyes and returning to it with new tools. And so you are building up, but you're not like building blocks on top of each other. You're kind of like circling a wagon, but you're going up, you know, it's like a helix rising, which is slower than we would want it to, but it's still progress, right?
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Well, another lesson here is one that we touched on with the Brag Prog fellas themselves around dry. This is always controversial, dry. And it's because we all think about it a little bit differently, or I think that we all misunderstand what their point was.
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They did point out on that episode when we had their 20th anniversary show that one of the most misunderstood points in the Prague Prague book is the chapter on dry. So they tried to rewrite it. I haven't read the rewrite very closely to know if they accomplished clarifying that. But you have a point here, one of your reflections here.
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Yeah, it's a tricky business, right? Because if you have to go after all these malefactors, then you have to look in a certain sense like you're going after your political enemies because your political enemies did commit serious wrongdoings of lawfare. So how do you deal with that? You have to both be just and appear to be just.
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And I think in one sense, part of what the Trump administration's doing, and I think you're seeing Pam Bondi do, I think you'll see Kash Patel do this, Emile Bove, who's working for Pam Bondi in the DOJ, I think there's a sort of politics of truth where they're going to be very honest, transparent, and forthcoming.
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But I also think that there has to be a kind of prosecutorial plan laid out about both prosecuting a certain kind of crime as a kind of thematic headliner, but also providing a kind of way out of lawfare, even for our political opponents.
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Yeah, so I think a headliner is perjury. One of the things that lawfare needs in order to conspire and malign and attack and slander and destroy one's political opponents using legal mechanisms is sworn testimony. You have to be deposed under oath. You have to go before Congress under oath. You have to go into court under oath. You have to go before FISA courts under oath. And perjury is a crime.
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Section 18 of the Federal Code, perjury is a crime of, you know, one to five years. And if you lie to a FISA court, if you perjure yourself there, it's 5 to 10. So it's a major issue if you wind up prosecuting it because it actually squeezes off the power of lawfare conspiracies. But it also has a kind of...
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powerful defense against the dangers of lawfare generally, which is you're basically trying to prosecute truth-telling, right? Or lying. Don't lie. We are a truthful political body. We are a people that is candid. We are a republic of self-governance. People have to do what they say and say what they do and do it in good faith.
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That's in the language of the oath of the president and the vice president. Pam Bondi mentioned it in her hearings. This is what they have to rekindle. And so if you go after perjury, what you're basically saying is, yeah, we're going to go after some of our political opponents who perjured themselves and lied in various ways to malign their political enemies.
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But the purpose of this is so that we all go back to not conspiring against one another to slander and gin up faux legal conspiracies of lawfare and attack against our political opponents.
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So Bondi has basically put a memo out in response to Trump's executive order ending weaponization, telling DOJ, we are going to go after every instance of this and also every instance of its appearance, because that's part of what you have to do. You have to both be just and look just and keep good faith. And so what I think...
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the weaponization executive order is going to do is basically wipe the slate clean. And I think they chose a really good version of this with Eric Adams, the mayor of New York, because if you want to look like you're trying to be nonpartisan and ending lawfare, what better way to do it than to say, hey,
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The previous administration went after one of their own, a Democrat, because he turned tail on their political program of bad immigration policy. He turned his back on that. So he's not helping some Trump supporter in some high-profile way. He's actually helping a Democrat mayor who's had a very adversarial attitude towards the Trump administration.
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So I thought that choice in following out this executive order was a really smart one because it sends the signal, look, we're not just trying to help our friends. We're trying to help everyone get out from under lawfare.
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And so I think it's a really great way to move forward, but it's both dealing with the perjury question, I think is a separate one, but also dealing with the weaponizations head on. And Bondi's got tons of things to do on every level, but I do think there's a headliner issue too.
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it's very dangerous to do it, right? That's part of the problem. And so that's one of the reasons why, uh, I think some of the things I've seen so far are to actually release someone from lawfare attacks like Eric Adams. And I think that's right. Uh, but when you're dealing with that, in one sense, Emil Bove has already handled, uh, the question.
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He dismissed them and said, you know, or the prosecutors at SDNY. But you're talking about the actual Democrat malefactors who are not refusing to deal with this issue, but who actually created the problem. Insofar as that's an issue, I think the best way is indirectly. You find the best cases, right, that will deal with the problem.
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And so what Pambandi's done with Letitia James is they're actually not going after lawfare. They're going after their refusal to follow immigration law. So that's a great way to deal with that indirectly. But insofar as you have to get closer to the problem of lawfare, another indirect way to deal with it is perjury. Because you're not saying, hey, I don't like that you played politics.
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You're saying, I don't like that you broke the law. But it turns out perjury is the number one way people commit crimes in the service of lawfare. I do think, by the way, at the end of this, because this is so dangerous and difficult, there are other ethics. Like, for instance... You should pick cases that are very clearly proven without their testimony. Like we've got you here dead to rights.
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This is a perjurous thing you did. So once that's established, then you encourage the person to confess their perjury. And if they do come forward with their plans, with their perjurous conspiracies, then you say, okay, now we offer clemency. Now we're going to commute sentences. Now we're going to bring you back.
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Because what you're trying to get to at the end isn't, ha ha, I've seen all my political enemies be destroyed. What you're actually trying to get to is a golden age of justice and peace and good faith where people tell each other the truth, even when they're political enemies. And I know that's a...
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a Pollyannish impossibility at the end of the day, but we can tell the difference between a sort of normal version of an imperfect world and the current lawfare absolute lying through their eyeteeths all the time and perjuring themselves. I mean, we have people, officials, who say, oh, you know, what else was I supposed to do besides perjure myself?
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Like, well, not perjure yourself is the answer because we have to have a politics of truth and good faith.
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Ask Charlie Anything 210: Deport Fauci? Vivek Leaving DOGE? Revive the SAVE Act?
Hey, Charlie, thanks for having me. I live in the state of North Carolina. I was born in Arizona, but I live here now. And my state is suing Trump for the birthright citizenship executive order. Is there anything we can do to express our frustration with that lawsuit to our state?
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Yes, I live in North Carolina.
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I'm not sure if he's a Democrat. I know we have a Democrat governor, Mark Robinson, lost here, but I'm not sure about the attorney general.
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They are suing for sure. I looked it up just to make sure when I saw the news that states were suing and that mine was included.
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Yeah, I would say that it is a problem here. I was born in Arizona. I just moved here at the end of 2023. But I would say yes, because of the CBP one app where people were getting flights, you know, some of them did come here. So.
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Maybe Charlie Kirk is on the college campus.
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
I don't need to read it. Any study that claims to show that a man has a woman's brain is completely bogus. I don't care if this study was funded with $50 million. They took 70 years. They had 10,000 people. It doesn't matter because what's the definition of a man's brain? It is the brain that is inside the head of a man. That is, by definition, a man's brain.
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I think it's worse than that. I think it was a deliberate choice, deliberate. It was a surrender. It was a deliberate, it was a waving the white flag. And so to answer your question and to bring it to kind of the point of this great event that I think, I mean, there are a lot of answers to the question of how it got this deep in our institutions.
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But to me, the number one answer is that there is one institution that is supposed to be there as the vanguard against this kind of evil. And that institution refused to do its job, and that is the church. Now, I can, again, think back to 2016, 2017, 2020, 2021.
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being out there kind of in the field on this issue, fighting this issue out, whether it's going to school board meetings or holding rallies or doing anything. For me, it's making a movie, just using whatever resources are at my disposal to fight back. And I would look to the left of me and look to the right of me.
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And what I noticed is that I noticed what was missing, which is that there were not a lot of Christian leaders standing there beside me. If I was more likely to look over to my side and see a liberal feminist standing with me on this issue than a Christian pastor.
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And not only that, but it was in fact worse that very often if a Christian pastor were to say anything to me or about me in relation to this issue, it was to condemn me for being too rude, for being too mean about you know, they didn't like the way that I approached it. And my answer to them was always, okay, you don't like my approach. What's your alternative? Because your approach is nothing.
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Your approach is to say nothing at all. And I agree with something you said, Charlie, earlier about You know, we talk about the woke churches that have the rainbow flags and everything outside, and that's a big problem. That is an issue. That's not the biggest problem. Like, those churches, they're not churches. They don't count. I don't even... That's not real.
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You know, if you... If you have a rainbow in your church, it better be a part of some art display that references Noah's Ark. Um... Because the rainbow flag is anathema. It is heresy. And any church that flies it is not a church. It is, you know, this is a, it is a, or I should say it's a church, but not for the Christian religion. For the LGBT cult is what it is. So there's that.
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So there's those kinds of churches, and that's not real. Those are not real Christian churches. The bigger problem has been for a long time the kind of milquetoast, lukewarm, I don't really want to get involved. And so you sit in these churches, and you're not going to hear anything about
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
necessarily objectionable you're not going to hear anything said that's wrong everything said is maybe true but it's what's not being said and you know to reference something that c.s lewis actually talked about i think in uh in in screw tape letters he talks about it in multiple works of his how you know, we're on a spiritual battleground. We're on a spiritual battlefield.
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And when you go to church, you've got your, these are your soldiers, right, who are coming in after being out on the battlefield for the last six days, and they're bruised, and they're broken, and they're beaten. And this is where they're supposed to hear their marching orders. This is like, let's regroup. Let's talk about our battle plan, okay?
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That's what it should feel like when you're in church. And And so often, at least in my experience, and I've been going to church for 38 years, so often it doesn't feel like that. It feels like maybe a meeting with the HR representative at a Fortune 500 company or like I'm in middle school talking to my guidance counselor again. It doesn't feel like this is someone, the pastor saying,
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
And there are exceptions to this, but so often it doesn't feel like the pastor is even living in the same reality as the rest of us.
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So to go back to the trans thing, this was going on for years. And I would hear, I'm not a pastor, I'm not a church leader, but I would hear from these parents whose kids are being... kidnapped by this ideology as kids are being, their minds are being stolen by this. I've heard the most, I know you have too, Charlie.
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I've heard the most gut wrenching stories from parents who have lost their kids spiritually, mentally, and sometimes physically. I mean, their kids fall victim to this. And two or three years later, their kids are gone. They're dead because this, this, this, this virus, this mental virus infected their minds and killed them. And
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You have these parents that are struggling with this for years and years, and so many of them are going to churches and never once hearing it even referenced. It's like it doesn't exist. And so I'm sitting in these churches, and I'm thinking, do you not realize what's going on out there? Do you not understand what these people, what us, what we're going through, what actually matters?
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
I mean, now I'm just ranting. I could continue. It's great. Keep going. I'll just say one thing. One of the most offensive, just in this vein here, one of them, and I've told this story before, one of the most offensive sermons I ever heard was years ago from a pastor, probably a decent guy, but the sermon was about Toy Story, the movie Toy Story, if you guys are familiar.
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And it was all about how, and it was a long sermon too. It was way too long. And it went on and on and on about the movie Toy Story and all the lessons we can learn from Toy Story. Because, you know, there are songs in Toy Story about how we should be friends.
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And so this was kind of a sermon about the value of friendship and how Buzz Lightyear and Woody, you know, they didn't like each other at first, but then they learned how to be friends by the end of it. And I'm sitting there, and I was a young parent at the time, two or three kids, and thinking about all the things that I, and I'm very familiar with Toy Story.
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I like the movie, actually, as far as kids' movies go. But of all the things that I am worried about, you know, all the things that matter to me as a father, as a man, as an American, and you're sitting there talking about Toy Story. I mean, this is the kind of talk that I would expect a kindergarten teacher to give to their students when they're sitting on an alphabet rug drinking apple juice.
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And it's that, you know. And that's one of the worst that I've heard, so it's not often that bad. It's not the wokeness. It's that. It's just, it's nothing. That's nothing.
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I appreciate that. And I think that's, I mean, look, it's, I want to say a lot of people have been in the fight from the beginning. So it hasn't been a lot, but there's certainly been a lot more than just me. The one thing I will say is you said we were in the ideological minority from the beginning.
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
Well, I'll start by saying what even the left would say, but they don't mean it, which is the way you respond to that is by loving your daughter. You love her. You never stop loving your child. But what that means is that you will never surrender her to this madness. You will just never do it. I've said before, and I've gotten in trouble with Media Matters or whatever for saying it.
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I'll say it again. I would rather die than have any of my children die. succumb to the trans cult. I would rather be dead than that. I will do anything to stop that from happening. And so that's what you do as a parent. You never give in to it. They're going to they're going to say they hate you. They're going to scream at you. They're going to want to lock themselves in a room.
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That's all part of the cult programming. And you got to go through that, but you never give into it. You never, you never give into the lie that, that the fact that you've made your daughter and your child upset means that you don't love them or you're not loving them the right way. No, in this case, the fact that they're upset means that you are loving them.
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
It means that this is exactly how you should be responding. And, um, On a more practical level, by the way, if your child is actually struggling with this, again, they're going to hate you for this, and that's fine. But you've got to look at what their influences are.
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
And most likely, if you've got a 13-year-old daughter or son who's experimenting now with this idea that he's trapped in the wrong body, almost certainly he's got the smartphone and he's on social media. Take the phone away, okay? It's not just, oh, we're going to limit the amount of time you spend on it. Take it away. I got six kids. None of my kids have this technology. We have one.
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
My wife and I have phones. We have one other screen in the house. It is our family TV that's in a public area in the house. There's no doors. We don't have any screens for kids in a room where a door can be shut. We don't have that. So you can watch TV. We're going to know exactly what you're watching. And it's going to be in a place where we can hear it anywhere in the house where we go.
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
I think we were in the minority, but not actually the ideological minority, which is what made it so frustrating early on is that, you know, I can remember going out there in like 2016, 2017 and arguing about this issue of transgenderism. And the kind of blank stares you would get from people, even though I know that most of them agree with me.
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So you can't even change the channel and try to sneak something past us. And certainly we are not giving them unfettered access to the internet. And so take that away from your child, look at who their friend groups are, and, and hopefully that will be enough. And then you might have to resort to even extreme measures or measures that might seem extreme.
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If they're in public school, you might have to think about, do we have to pull them out of school? Do we have to homeschool? It sounds crazy and unworkable. It's not, I do it. You can do it. Um, You're just doing anything that is necessary to protect them from this madness.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
You know, I'm sitting here saying a woman is a female. A man is a male. You can't cross between the two. Transgenderism is not a real thing. It's a category error. It doesn't exist. And. there weren't a lot of people cheering us on, even though I knew that most people certainly agreed with that. When we did our film, What is a Woman?
The Charlie Kirk Show
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One thing, and Dr. Miriam Grossman is, is, uh, absolutely fantastic. And she, she's also in, in our film, what is a woman, uh, One thing I would add to that is before you also think about before you get to that point where your daughter comes to you at the age of 13 and says, I think I'm a boy. How do we avoid getting to that point? Because there's the question of what do you do when that happens?
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
And Miriam Grossman has a great lot of great advice on that. How do you how do we stop that from happening if we can? And and we've already gone over some of it. Some of it is is pretty simple, though difficult. taking away the phones, taking away these influences, but at kind of a deeper level. And you won't be able to do this perfectly, but you want your children to stay attached to you.
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And I know we use that word attached, and it sounds like I'm saying you want to be a helicopter parent. You don't want your kids to be able to, you know, function in the world. That's not what I'm saying. You want to keep that attachment, that bond with your child, so that they're orienting themselves to, Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
And we went out to the street and did our kind of man on the street interviews. This is back in 2021 that we would have been filming it in 2022. And we would stop normal people on the street, just walking by and ask them these basic questions about what is a woman? Should men be allowed in the women's restroom? Do you think it's okay to give kids...
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the kinds of drugs that we give to sex offenders to chemically castrate them, these kinds of questions. And the vast majority of people would, didn't want to answer, or they would answer in the affirmative to allowing men in women's restrooms.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
Even though I knew I'm looking them in the eye, I know you don't actually think that there's no way you actually think that, but people were, people were afraid. And so, Uh, I said all along, our job was less convincing people. I don't think most people need to be convinced that only women can have babies. You know, that's the kind of thing that we all understand as human beings.
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
I think it's less convincing people and more, uh, convincing, not convincing people of the fact of it, but convincing them that it's okay to convicting people. Thank you. And convincing them that it's okay to speak up. It's okay that you know this basic truth and to speak it and to stand by it.
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
Well, I mean, it kind of depends on how far back you want to trace it. You could trace it all the way back to the Garden of Eden, I suppose, if you wanted to, the fall of man. But it... Really, what we consider, you know, the modern gender ideology, the modern transgenderism movement goes back to the mid-20th century to guys like John Money, Alfred Kinsey.
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I mean, really, John Money is kind of the father of gender ideology. And he was one of the first to get this idea. and to promote this idea that there's a distinction between sex and gender. And that was a really key move is to draw this line of delineation between your sex, what we call your biological sex, which of course is redundant. You don't need to say that. Sex is biological.
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And your gender, which is the way he looked at it. It's just how you present yourself in the world. And there's this distinction between the two. And it was very key to draw this distinction. But then what you notice as time goes on and this stuff becomes more mainstream, that this distinction between sex and gender was then collapsed. And that happened somewhat recently.
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
This is something you started to notice around 2013, 14, 15. They started to collapse this distinction where now the trans activists were saying that, well, actually a quote-unquote trans woman is not just kind of performing femininity is not just identifying as a woman, but actually is a woman.
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
So that there's no actual distinction, the trans activists would say, between a trans woman and a woman. They're one in the same. So they, and this is the kind of sleight of hand trick that you find with leftists generally, but in particular with trans activists, everything's a sleight of hand.
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You know, they make an argument and they'll never follow it to its logical conclusion because they can't because it's all gibberish and nonsense. And so everything they do, they're just trying to set the stage for the next thing.
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Yeah, I think, and those are your zealots, as you say. I think that they're very much in the minority. I think for most, if we ask ourselves why this idea gained the foothold in our culture that it did, it was able to do that through our institutions, through the institution of medicine, through our school system, through the so-called mental health professionals.
The Charlie Kirk Show
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And most of them, once again, didn't really believe that any of this was actually true. I mean, did they actually believe that a biological male was in any sense really a woman? No, but for them, there was a lot of money in it, a lot of money, and that's something that
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
that came on very quickly and there was just this rush, this millions and millions and millions of dollars all of a sudden in this industry of confusing children and then taking advantage of that confusion through, through these drugs. So I don't think they actually believed it, but you did have these, The true believers and for them now, they can't talk about the issue coherently.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
They even they can't really explain, as we know, they can't explain what a woman is when they say a trans woman is a woman. If you just ask them, well, what what do you mean by that? I find that to be a really powerful question in general. It's like, well, what do you get? That's your statement. That's what you're saying. That's your that's your claim. What do you mean?
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
Can you just talk about that for a little bit more? Can you give me a few sentences about that? And they can't do it. And the reason they can't do it is because it is purely a matter of faith. It's a kind of... And they don't want to say this because they want to cloak it in science. But what they actually think is that it's spiritual.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
What they actually believe, if they're willing to say it, is that when a trans woman... is a man who has the soul of a woman. That's what they believe. That's right. But they won't say that because now they've admitted that they're on religious grounds. And that's also an argument they don't want to have because then I could say, okay, let's talk about that.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
A trans woman is a man with a soul of a woman. Where did he get the soul from? I mean, where does he come from? Where's his soul from? And the answer is, Well, now we've introduced God into the equation, and that's a big problem for the trans activists, because then the question is, well, so what happened? Was there some sort of error on the celestial assembly line where God accidentally put...
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The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
the wrong soul into this body? Is God making mistakes? And of course, that's not a claim they want to make either.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
Yeah, I just want to add to that because I think that One of the problems, one of the ways that this Gnosticism took hold is that you had a lot of Christians who don't understand their own faith and don't know how to talk about it. And so, for example... You'll hear, and this is a quote you'll see, I've seen circulating on social media for years and years.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
And I think that it's often falsely attributed to C.S. Lewis, sometimes G.K. Chesterton. And the quote is something like, I don't have a soul. I am a soul. I have a body. That's the quote that you see sometimes. And this is not something that C.S. Lewis would never say something that stupid. Because the, and this is, you hear this from Christians sometimes, but no, that's not correct.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
It's not that you are a soul and you have a body. You are your body and your soul. There's a unity of the two. You can't separate the two. So we tend to think of it like my body is some kind of receptacle or a vehicle of you know, that my soul is just kind of driving around and pulling the levers inside my body. That's not, that's not it at all. What, what I am, what you see, my body is who I am.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
And my soul is in a, in a mysterious way, inextricably linked with my body. It's part of my, it's part of who I am. Uh, and this is one of the reasons why we can go to the trans activists and, uh, Now, they don't like to talk about souls, even though that is what they believe, as we've covered.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
What they will say, though, and this is kind of their way of saying soul, they'll say, well, sometimes you have a man that has a woman's brain. And they'll start pointing to all these studies that allegedly show that some men have the brains of women. And this is why I don't really care about studies. I'm not a big fan of studies. Most of the time, I know we want to sound like we're smart.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Man Who Stopped the Trans Juggernaut: Live with Matt Walsh at the Pastors Summit
And so somebody brings up a study. We want to throw another study back at them. They get in kind of a study food fight. Well, here's a study. I think, in my opinion, 95% of the time when someone brings up a study, they say, well, haven't you read this study? I say, no, I haven't read it. I know based on what you just said that it's totally bogus. I don't even need to read it.
The Charlie Kirk Show
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Great to be here. Thank you. I heard you when I was backstage, you called me disagreeable. And I just I just want to say I disagree with that. So that's my dad joke to start.
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Ask Charlie Anything 217: Woke Video Games? The Low-Propensity Switcheroo? Security Clearances?
Well, hi, Charlie. Hi. So dittos because I was a blue dog Democrat.
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Ask Charlie Anything 217: Woke Video Games? The Low-Propensity Switcheroo? Security Clearances?
Yeah, my wife was born. She was a rush baby. So she opened my eyes and I found out that we had fake news. And fast forward to 2020, I have an advanced medical degree and I saw all the writing on the wall for the fake election because of the wishwashiness that was being done. And My question is, are you familiar with ADE, which is antibody dependent enhancement?
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Okay. So antibody dependent enhancement is something that, um, it's been seen with multiple vaccine attempts in the past. And so in 2020, I feel like I saw it from a political angle, but also medical. And one of the things that I saw with NIH was, you know, they saw compelling evidence with SARS one, um,
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that people, when they tried to do the vaccine for animals, they couldn't even get to the primate stages because the animals would receive the antibody, it would attach to the cell. And then unfortunately, like they would get exposed a few months down the road and that antibody had retarded a little bit. So it would receive the virus, but then it would facilitate it into the cell.
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And so the animals would get very, very sick and they would sometimes die. And the people at NIH, the good scientists, I think, they specifically said we need to have a consent form that outlines ADE because we've seen it with dengue virus, RSV, measles, SARS-1, that this is a very real threat. And nobody ever spoke about it. And now I've been in the medical field for 15 years.
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And I'm the only person I've known that actually knew what it was because I did some basic research and saw that some people out there wanted others to know, don't take this experimental vaccine without being aware of this very real risk that these antibodies are going to ultimately make it easier for you to get sick.
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Ask Charlie Anything 217: Woke Video Games? The Low-Propensity Switcheroo? Security Clearances?
Can I pay you a quick compliment?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 217: Woke Video Games? The Low-Propensity Switcheroo? Security Clearances?
I shut everything off in 2020 because I was so disgusted. And my wife said, no, you have to stay informed. And I was very much I dove into my spirituality, probably watched every Billy Graham video on YouTube. And I ultimately decided that I would try to find someone with strong faith that addressed politics. And that is you. And I'm so grateful.
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Ask Charlie Anything 217: Woke Video Games? The Low-Propensity Switcheroo? Security Clearances?
for you that I'm even a little bit, you know, emotional.
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Ask Charlie Anything 217: Woke Video Games? The Low-Propensity Switcheroo? Security Clearances?
God bless you. God bless you. Thank you, Charlie.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 218: The Red State Paradox? Transition Accountability? Stock Market Angst?
Hey, Charlie, good afternoon or at least afternoon on the East Coast. Thanks for everything you all do. I joined an election night, but it's actually my first live call. And the sign MAGA hat that you sent is prominently positioned on the mantle. So, you know, really appreciate everything you all do. And I think you guys had a major impact on bringing the election home.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 218: The Red State Paradox? Transition Accountability? Stock Market Angst?
And you mentioned a second ago, the campaign never ended. And here in Virginia, I mean, we're already kind of back in campaign mode with a massive set of elections here in Virginia later this fall. And I just wonder, is there any real plan to try to keep at least one of the houses? I think Spanberger, or I call her Spyberger, just given her background and how slippery she is.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 218: The Red State Paradox? Transition Accountability? Stock Market Angst?
But if Virginia loses all three elections, Governor and then the both houses, they're already talking about Raymond through Sanctuary State, nine month abortion, everything. And I just want, we only need to flip to, I'm really came down to the State House and State Senate that combined 4,000 total votes last time around. But I know Speiberger is going to be a tough one to beat.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 218: The Red State Paradox? Transition Accountability? Stock Market Angst?
given her background and her positioning. And with the new draw of the congressional district, she's much more tied in with the NOVA crowd, which, as you know, are as crazy as they get.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 218: The Red State Paradox? Transition Accountability? Stock Market Angst?
OK, so her biggest issue is, I think, you know, for the most part, she's I would say mostly MAGA. And I think she's come our way over time. I don't think she was necessarily fully on the team before. And, you know, there's still a little bit questionable there. But her problem is that she'll say, oh, you know, hey, we're going to do this or we're going to do that.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 218: The Red State Paradox? Transition Accountability? Stock Market Angst?
But in Virginia, you know, the Democrats have like a hard five point edge that you have to overcome. I only have to get every conservative vote, but you have to bring down the negatives of the opponent. And Spanberger has been preparing herself for this for years.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 218: The Red State Paradox? Transition Accountability? Stock Market Angst?
And the only way to win or to even beat her or even get close enough to bring one of the state houses over the line is going to be bringing her negatives out. And I've been talking with some of the local people here about this. I think I'm starting to see a little more aggression, but she's a very tentative candidate. She's not that confident in
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 218: The Red State Paradox? Transition Accountability? Stock Market Angst?
And on her public speeches, and I just don't think she's got a full grasp of the messaging. And she certainly doesn't know how to go after Spanberger, who tries to say, oh, I'm just a regular mom, just a regular mom. But she's as vicious, hardcore left wing as anybody could be. And she's got the deep state pedigree. So she's well-trained. And it's concerning.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 218: The Red State Paradox? Transition Accountability? Stock Market Angst?
I mean, if Virginia goes, it's the birthplace of the nation. And they're going to go full bore if they get the trifecta. And Youngkin's been, in my opinion, maybe the best governor in the country But we have the one-term rule here, so he's out in the fall.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 218: The Red State Paradox? Transition Accountability? Stock Market Angst?
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The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Oh, he ripped the tag off? See, this man has no care for anyone's personal property.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
I was just saying I think it's great that you don't care about the stuff you wear. You just don't.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
What a life change, though. You start to get followers, and then all of a sudden you're in high school, and you're going to football games and everything, and then you meet Cash Baker, and then your life changes.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Cash Baker slides into your DMs, and all of a sudden you're on tour with him. What?
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
This is like, not like graduating and like going to college.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Kate's trying to make a joke and laugh, but it's not working. Wait, can you do.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
After that episode, we can see if they want to see more of it.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Let's say it doesn't happen, and then you quit school, and let's say...
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Harper does snap, or not snap, Instagrams me.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I'll tell you what, the one that hurt me the most was recently. We did that freaking jump through tic-tac-toe thing.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
He's still complaining about it. It's like his biggest flex was that he got hurt filming a tic-tac-toe video. No, y'all don't understand. My mouth is destroyed from it. That thing slammed down on my face.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, when it hit me, it rearranged my whole face.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, we cut out that part, but it was funny. My whole face is like.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Just gonna make sure. We've done some crazy videos from our first videos we did on TikTok, like, musically. Wild.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I mean, I remember when we went and bought these, like, Christmas dresses and decided to just... Dresses?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You heard that right. They're, like, stumbling around Target in these little... Like, elf Christmas dresses and, like... I'm trying to think. What's the craziest thing? Running around Walmart in them.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
We shot it wrong. Mostly audio. The audio shouldn't sound good.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
The podcast is at like 8 million something. And you should know, all of those followers were already there when it was the Cash and Maverick account. Yeah, I know that. No, no, no.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You're overthinking it. You don't look like a bad person.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You're kind of like really making this all about you right now.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, I'm doing good. Listen, do you remember playing memory match with Cash when he was like five or six?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
She said he's too cheap. I know, you don't need the money. You're a rich grandma.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
What'd she say? She said, I really do need some money. Okay, well, if you're being honest with me, that's kind of crazy.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I feel like these are the moments when your mom's watching the podcast and she's just like...
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No. He's trying to go get cards for memory match, I think.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
He literally thinks he's going to beat us alive.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I mean, this guy at four years old thinks he's a prodigy, and now he can... Can I play him?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Well, I'm going to look in the movie and if you said it.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Three minutes and how long? 30 seconds. Okay, I'm timing you.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Okay, the joke's over. Like, the third time it was funny. Okay.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
But it's okay. And then Kate charged my card $35 for a dog bowl.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Cash, sit in your box. Cash, get in the box. Cash used to love boxes, man.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
So if I have matching cars, and you crash one, you have to buy me two?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yo, that was your padding. Now you're gonna sit on the ground.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I think they should sing the same song. Like, oh, what's the Spongebob theme song?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You want to know something? Kinsey doesn't have you pinned either.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I'm in trouble What am I in trouble for okay?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You just got burned. Okay, that's not... Hey, but Harper does message me on Instagram.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
She just sends me a video, and it's like, this guy has a foot. Now he doesn't have a foot.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Listen, I don't think that kind of stuff is funny. I do.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, like, the fact that you put that on my phone is crazy.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah, so you need to call her and tell her. I'm going to put a TikTok on yours, and you put one on mine. And then he was like, Matt, you're just going to ruin the whole episode. I'm actually married to her. We can't even show on the podcast. And then this guy goes, put something crazy on here.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I said, this is why you can't do that. And then Harper's season goes.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Well, don't. No, you can't now. Now you can't.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Mine wasn't worse. Mine was a dude just saying, if you are lonely. No, yours was girl.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What's wrong with you? Yeah, you do have a husband. See, that's intro baiting.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
But they make me laugh a little bit. And I hope one day if I break my arm, it goes viral and it makes people laugh.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Well, they're so bored. They're playing rock, paper, scissors.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, but I never send Harper the videos because I'm always scared she's gonna be like, I don't know. I just can't send you a video of some dude like his arm just like Why can't you do that? I don't know.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Spread it open and just slide in. There you go.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Kate is such a liar. She literally makes other accounts just because she likes posting.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yo, looks like you're going like, never mind.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
I would like for all of you, actually, to tell them your reason. Because I'm the only one who doesn't want to stop the podcast. But everyone else here wants the podcast to be over.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
You go into the closet downstairs. Under the stairs, yeah. Or, yeah, that bathroom.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
So my DoorDash driver is about to pull up. So I'm going to go see if Diana will come on the show. Okay. I'll be right back.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
You know what? That is the opposite of what I do. When I hear there's a tornado, I go outside. Wait, hold up.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Every tornado I've ever had close to my house, I run outside immediately to see what it is.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
You were the one who started the entire conversation of quitting the podcast. Okay, no.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
My dad actually was like, get in the car, boys. We're going to go chase it. Yeah, I'm, like, climbing on the roof trying to check this thing out.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Listen, if you get, like, close enough, then it's like, oh, frick. But if it's, like, you know, 300 yards away, you're fine. Yeah.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
You look at the profile picture. If you guys are wondering why this episode is being posted on a Tuesday, right? It'll be posted on Tuesday.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Oh, my goodness. Me and Catherine felt mini. But then we realized it was just our sister walking.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Yes, it'll be posted on Tuesday. Instead of Wednesday, well, you will find out later in the episode why this one is posted on Tuesday instead of Wednesday.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
And I mean with that house starts shaking the first time we live right next to the train and I was like, oh no the train derailed Waters were like yeah, the whole house is And you're like, oh no Oh No, and I didn't really think it could be an earthquake because no one hears about earthquakes in Oklahoma or Texas So I was like, oh, there's no way it's like you didn't even think about it.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
that's crazy have you seen that one video where that girl's putting on lipsticks or lipstick and she like there's an earthquake that comes and she's like do you guys see the earthquakes in japan oh my goodness you guys see that this oh i gotta show you guys some clips right now how have you not seen that like buildings fell i'm not like i'm not really into that i mean like buildings like buildings fell i mean i don't know you know like rooftop pools
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
These people are just sitting here, laying in the pool on top of this skyscraper, and all of a sudden... Just wait.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Off the edge of the building. If you were in that pool, you're just getting swept over the edge.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Look at this one. I just saw this one. Look. There's a bridge in between the buildings, and it collapsed because they're separating so much. Look how much it's moving. Oh, my gosh. You can see how much it's moving.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Those are the teachers that are good. The ones that don't actually take a role. Because then later you can argue and you can be like, I was here. I just had my head down. You did not count me. I would like you to take my absence off.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Wait, what were you going to say, though? You didn't finish your story. You were doing roll?
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Did you guys ever feel pressure on, like, how you're going to say it? Like, you're going to say present, here.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
I mean, who doesn't say anything besides here? I mean, I've never really took one.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Casper tried to just be funny. I'd say, bum. Yeah, he'd be like, not here. And then they'd mark him absent.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Dang, I'd be marked absent for the whole year. There is always the weird kid that's like, reporting. Here for duty.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
all like delivery food things yeah mav got robbed one time and he holds it against the entire not just once it was many times they just sent you the wrong thing they don't show up with the food and if they do show up with the food it's like never good it's just like like you pull out your mcdonald's fry and you're like and it just goes well you realize it's it's because it kind of sits there for a while
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Hey, if we were in your school, what group would... Oh, this is such a good question.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
We gotta get the backstory. No, no, no. You gotta get that after because you don't want it to influence her decision.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
What? Yeah, because at the restaurant, Pape and Allison brought it up. They were like, you know what? It's weird. If Matt and Cass went to actual real-life high school, they just wouldn't fit in anywhere. I was like, so we'd be at OutKast?
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
What the? Wait, what sport are you guys talking about right now? The one where they throw the ball.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Yeah, they got to drop off at three different houses, pick up the food.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
I don't feel like that's, like, a really, like, an athletic thing to do. No, I just don't feel like that's, like, a practice every day after school time to think, like, oh, I gotta go practice throwing my ball again.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
but I don't get like Monday through Friday. How do you practice that? And how do they stay in that one square? Like they're in that little circle. Like at some point I'd be like, I throw the ball that far. That's how far I can throw the ball. Okay, take it or leave it.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Yeah, but when everyone pays for that, then it's not immediate, is it?
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Well, that's okay. When we did our field day, I signed up for like the 200 yards.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
No, not a homeschool field day. No, not a homeschool. I went to public school until second grade. So in the second grade, we had field day, and I signed up for the 200-yard dash.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
And then I signed up for the 200-yard dash, so it was to one end of the football field and then back. And it was only me and my friend that signed up for that. So there's only two of us. And his other friend had growth deficiencies. So I cooked him.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
It was just so bad because no matter what you entered, there wasn't many people in it because it was a small town. Like Mavs Race only had five people. Mine had two.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
You played softball and lost to girls that don't. What do you mean you would have done good there? It doesn't get me easier than that. And then my sister signed up for the soccer kick, and my dad was like, why would she do that? She's never kicked a soccer ball, ever. And then she just completely missed and cried and went home. Aw, poorly. Completely missed the ball.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
They gave her like three chances, and she never kicked it. She was just like, couldn't kick the ball.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Oh, yeah. Mav had five people in his race. I did. And he got last. It was fall. And I have asthma. Okay. And wait. They give out fifth, first, second, third, fourth, and fifth place like ribbons. And since there's only five people in the race, the goal at the event is to walk out with as many ribbons as possible.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
And so since only five people enter into his race, he still somehow got a ribbon, even though he got last place. And he comes over to my mom and dad. My mom and dad are like, sorry, son, you didn't win. He goes, yeah, I did.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
He was like, I got fifth. And they're like, oh. Yeah, you did win. Perspective. And a lot of people lack it, okay? Participation trophy at its best.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
No, no one talks about me getting first in the high jump every year. No one talks about that.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
I always got first in the high jump in my grade, too. What were you going to say?
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Harper had that Disney Channel moment. She looked at her mom. Wait, how far did y'all run?
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
You guys eat double protein and then maybe you can do pushups too. Just like Kate.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
It's gonna be weird. The sensor's gonna collect cobwebs, collect dust.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Diana does not know what she's walking into here. Oh, yeah. Here we are.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
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The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Hey, Michael, can you translate real quick? Maybe. All right, say it again.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Yeah, Aubrey's going to L.A. for a while. We've got a tour coming up.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
The tour is going to last literally nine months. It's going to be a long tour.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Getting our house back. But listen, I can't say that I'm not a little excited for just the next chapter because we're still going to bring you guys great content. It's just not going to be in the form of the LOL podcast. And I'm probably not going to be in most of it.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
yeah you can you can be in whatever you want i know but i'm gonna be in la yeah but like when you come back and visit yeah but we're gonna hire a redheaded actor to replace harper which you know no we're not can never replace okay fine she'll be brunette but it'll be pretty much the same um yeah no i i am excited though it's gonna be it's gonna be good it's gonna be good yeah there's gonna be changes don't
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
This is pretty much the last time we're recording on the... The actual set. Yeah.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
I want to keep doing the podcast, but you know what? I'm just going to get other hosts.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
okay that's gonna be great i'd love that and then we'll have a translator also probably the translator probably sit like in my seat diana will probably sit like right here where harper is and what is rosetta stone gonna sit over here and i'll get two other people to go take y'all's places it's not gonna be the podcast though without us you said well i'll keep the name
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Your fake little crocodile ears over there acting like you really want to keep the podcast going. No, go ahead. What were you going to say? You're acting like you want to keep it going when you don't.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
you just as much as everybody else here knows that what we've done here was like amazing for the time that we did it but it's time that we stop doing this and we focus on bigger and better things i never said that yes you did no i didn't cash no i didn't i never said to stop doing the pod i said maybe we could go like one episode a week or something like that but i never said just stop doing it that's preposterous for you to say that i never said did i ever say that
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Now ask her, Michael, ask her kiss, marry, kill between Cash, me, and Alex. Wait, what did you say? Ask her to kiss, marry, kill between me, Maverick, and Alex. Okay. I mean, I don't think she knows who you guys are.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Let's... Yeah, and then all of you... No, and then all of you guys... You wanted to go to, like, one a month, and then you were like, maybe we just, like, blah, blah, blah, and you were like, yeah, I don't really know if we have time for that.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
No, and then you were saying Kinsey doesn't want to do the podcast much longer in general because of kids, and then you said that you want to focus on Cashmab, which I agreed with, but I now said we should stop doing the pod, and then Harper said she wants to focus on acting in L.A.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Okay. Cash, you have a whole management team that you run for on-screen management and all this stuff, and you're like, man, I just don't have time to do any of the podcast stuff anymore. Okay, well, I still would have time. You started the conversation of not everybody having time, and you too. Yeah, not time to shoot as much as we do, but I said we would still have time to shoot episodes.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Once a month is just a slow death. It's like just stabbing our boat and letting it leak slow. No, even if it was once a month, it would still be way better than just canceling it. No, it wouldn't.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
What are you talking about? It would be better. It'd be better just to cut it and go down as one of the best podcasts that was ever created on the planet.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
I said one of the best, okay? We've been on the charts for a long time. We're still in the top 20.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
But we are going to have a podcast death day coming up. Or we will bury. What? We're going to bury Gerald.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Yes. You guys think I'm joking. I'm just being for real. I will continue it with Diana.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Maybe I'll get... No one will come on. Well, I don't really know who I got to pull from here. But you guys, comment down below who should take over all their seats. Because we're going to have a lot of empty spaces.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Y'all just watch and see. Without this couch, honestly. The couch would still be there.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Hard for actually getting the couch put into a museum. Yeah, the YouTube museum of art.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
What is it, you talking to a bunch of heads on a stick? Cash and Friends. I just have Gerald.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Well, this is the last episode. Should we just keep it going? I mean, we're at time. You might as well want to kill it early, wouldn't you, Matt? I'm just saying we could keep it going for two hours. I don't care. It's the last one for a while.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
yeah well i thought i was under the impression we're gonna film more but if we're not now i'm like slightly sadder me too what are you talking about wait we are filming more i thought no we're not that's what they were saying i mean we can go to one a month but it's gonna like one a month is just like oh my gosh slowly bleeding out the podcast and it's just like it's like stabbing yourself but it's gonna be a sad i'd rather just cut it off and be like listen it was great why do you act like one a month is not good you know what we should do a lot of we should start a channel
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
That we delete in one year. So everybody gets to be a part of it for one year.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
No, this has been like two years. But I'm saying we have, as soon as the channel starts, it has a death day. And so all the content created of that, if you watch it during that time, you are like part of a group of people that know that it existed.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
And then it's just gone. And then it ends up making so much money that we don't delete it. I think Markiplier did that or somebody. I've heard of that once before. I don't know if they actually deleted it.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
You literally say it so depressing, Kate. Like, what? And tour's gonna be a lot of fun. Yeah, it will be. It will be, yeah. Yeah, tour's gonna be great. It'll be a good time. Tour's gonna be a lot of fun. It's fun. Harper, you laugh at my jokes a lot. I appreciate that. She laughs at mine too, but not theirs. No, not really. That would be for real.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
I don't get it, bro. We do talk loud. Every once in a while, I'll hear you and the other guys talking, and I'll be like... are y'all yelling? And then I go over there, and I'm like, hey, man, what's up? I just joined right in. It is very loud. And sometimes I catch ourselves doing it. We're, like, walking, like, through a restaurant. I'm like, oh, yeah, man.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
And then I realize it's a quiet restaurant, and we're like, sorry, everyone. Everyone's just staring at us.
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How are you doing that with your mouth so fast? Is that not kind of impressive? She was like, I'm like, yeah, do that again.
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All right, guys, so I had a question that I started to ask before the podcast, but I decided to wait until we started the podcast.
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Wait, no, talk with no words again. It was, it looked sped up. Yeah, it was like she was two eggs. She was two eggs feet with her mouth.
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This episode is posted today because it's April Fool's. We'll see you next time. Bye.
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He almost got us. He almost got us. He said the board wasn't recording.
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No, these are different pants. Thank you very much. No, they're not. These are the same pants.
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Nate, you gonna eat that right now? Yeah, Diana brought me Panda Express. Oh, she's this nice lady. Shout out, Diana.
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I was like, excuse me. Excuse me. But she didn't speak English. She didn't know what I was saying.
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Yeah, I don't think you said whatever you think you did. It's mi amo, isn't it?
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What's wrong with Kim Possible? Your outfit for the music video was inspired by a female. Well, no, no, no, by the show. Kim Possible is curvy. The dude wears them on there, too. Yeah, Matt was trying to be curvy for a second. What's the name? What's his name?
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And then called someone who translated. Yeah, Tiamo means I love.
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Te Amo means I love you or something. Dude, all the bilingual people watching this right now are probably laughing their butts off.
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She said, I love you, Harper. That's why she was like. She was like, uh, okay. She's like, my name's not Harper. She's like, no, Tiamo Harper.
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Matt, what was that question you had? Oh, the question was, how much fall damage can you take?
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Well, no, that doesn't count. She still has a functioning parachute, kind of.
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Yeah, like, a parachute would still be slowing her down. Even if it slowed her down, like, 60%. Maybe not enough. Can you land, like, in trees or water? No. Fall damage, like, off of the edge of a building onto concrete.
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Ron Stoppable. That's his name, really? Yeah, Ron. Ron wears the same pants.
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Okay, so are you trying to suggest that you can jump out of a plane and potentially live? Yes. No, she had a parachute giving her drag.
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Also, guys, I don't know if you guys watched one of our last episodes, but the last episode we posted before this.
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You know how if you belly flop into water just, like, from, like, five feet, it hurts?
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Or whatever. I don't know. Whatever episode we're recording on. We decided that we are going to try to get one of our Uber drivers or Postmates drivers, delivery driver, whatever you call it.
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My honey swept up by a tornado. Tornadoes are one of those things that I know they're real and I know they're obviously a thing. I've never been in one though. And they destroy buildings. But I just cannot imagine so much wind that could lift me off the ground. I just don't see that happening. And it just comes out of nowhere. I just don't see my whole body lifting off the ground.
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I know, but for some reason, if I was in that gas station, I just feel like I'm not going to fly away.
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No, Kinsey, nobody has because no one's from Temple. But please tell us.
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DoorDash driver. We're going to try to get one of our delivery drivers to bring our food and... Join our podcast.
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Maybe May? It was basketball. Now that you say that, I remember that. They were witnesses in the car. You did not make it sound like it was an intense situation.
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Matt told me. I was like, what's that about? He was like, she's scared because the power's out. I was like, oh.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
What was your first phone, Harper? Dude, we were lit with that computer.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
My first phone ever was one of those that flipped over and flipped up so you had the long keyboard.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
But mine also wasn't through AT&T or Verizon. I had to go get the prepaid cards from Walmart.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I was always so embarrassed because when I sent a text message, it would show how many minutes I had left. So I'd close it real fast and I'd put it down so my friends wouldn't see. I would text somebody and be like, I'm dead.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Whenever I'm scared, like hearing your mom's footsteps coming up the stairs, you're like, hurry, hurry, put it away.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Yes, you can. It has the left, like, up and down, left and right, and it has the A, B, and Y, and X. I don't know if you can or not.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
When you self-tan, Mav, if you don't put lotion on, like, the dry areas and, like, in between your fingers because your fingers, like, the crease comes together so there's more skin there so that it looks darker. Oh, no.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Or you don't have to self-tan. You can go to a spray tan place.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Mev and I, we were going to Target the other day and we saw two girls coming out of Target about your age. Self-tan blindness. Self-tan blindness was real. Heavy. If you think you look orange, these girls were...
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Cash has told me she's going to walk up to Raiden and be like, excuse me, I think you have self-tan blindness.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Can someone inform me? Kate, can you stop acting like a victim? I do, but I think that's Harper's business.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Wait, I'm confused. What? Why are y'all laughing? I don't know.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Did you get that from our pantry? Cause I was missing some plates yesterday. I was trying to feed people. Really?
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
You should have heard that story because it's not that good of a story, but. What happened?
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Okay, because we have asked them so many times to go get that guest mattress in the guest bedroom.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
And they have not done it. And I was like, it's okay, because we really don't have that many guests anyways. It's fine. Well, my friend Abigail came up this weekend, and she was going to stay in the guest room. So I, like, made the bed, and me and Kate got it all situated, and it was good to go. Okay? Well, Abigail gets here, and then me and Abigail leave for her birthday dinner.
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And I come back, and James and Tara's truck is in the driveway. And I was like... Oh, I didn't know they were coming. The boys did not exclude that information to me. They did not share at all.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Okay, well, then I'll be real quick. So I tell Maverick, I text him, I'm like, we don't have another bed for Abigail.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Yes, we don't have a bed for Abigail, and I don't want her to sleep on the floor. And so instead of responding back to me, Alex walks in the door, and Alex is like, hey, Kinsey, where's your... What is it? My storage unit key. And I was like, why do you need the storage unit key? And he was like, I'll go get the mattress. And Tara's like, those boys, they're delegating everything.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Oh, it's a breakaway? I was like, how did Cash just Superman that?
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
What happened, Kenzie? Oh, okay. So all weekend, there's just boys everywhere.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Anyways, it's just been boys all weekend, okay? And then on top of that, we go to Pickleball, and we get in the car, and Cash and Maverick are yelling at each other.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Anyways, so it's just been a lot. And so I was like, man, when is Kate coming home? And every time I ask Cash... It's in one ear and out the other. He doesn't listen to anything I say. And so I was like, I'll just text Kate. So I texted Kate and I was like, hey, Kate, when are you coming home? You're very missed. And she didn't respond. I didn't see it. I'm so sorry.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
But then she texted in the group chat and asked questions. And I was like, ah! No!
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Oh, I wasn't mad, Kate. I knew you were. I was especially happy when you walked in the door this morning. I was like, oh, thank goodness.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Harper and Friends. I really want to make my own podcast with girls. That would be fun. We should do it.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Well, I wouldn't have done it this style at all. I want to do like a girl's podcast that's like theological based and have like advice for 15-year-old girls. That's good.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
No, because... I would say that Kate and I both did it so wrong. So now we know the correct way you should do it.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Can you spell exclamation point? Please don't. Matt, please don't.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Cash, we need one brain cell. It almost came back and hit you in the stomach. Oh!
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I feel like the babysitter showed up to your house and they were like, oh, Harper, she's the cutest little thing. And when they were leaving, they're like, please, I'm never coming back. No, no, no.
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Are you talking about my giac? What was that one? I screenshot it.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Really, that was like level one. I can't see you. Oh, I know who you are. It's Gerald.
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Our House Was Robbed!
That really hurt my head. Wait, Alex, we haven't showed them your moves, man. Come on.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Everyone can do that. No. Do you guys know how hard it is to sit like that? It's not. Sit like that now. You're freaking weird, bro.
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Our House Was Robbed!
You know, I've seen those people who like lay backwards. I can do it.
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Our House Was Robbed!
You've got to get good stretching of knees. Wait. Lay down. What's wrong with you? It won't touch. It won't touch.
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Our House Was Robbed!
You guys don't understand. My butt won't. It won't touch the ground.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Yeah. Let's see it, Mav. How do you sit like this all the time?
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Our House Was Robbed!
There's a bunch of freaks in here because I don't bend like this at all.
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Our House Was Robbed!
He was in the other guy's tent. Stop laughing. It would have been fun. This is real life. I'm not making this up.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Gross. It looks like a bad. Stop smacking. Give me a cheese stick. I don't have any left. Is this one real? Got a whole bag!
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Our House Was Robbed!
Stop it! Are you kidding me? On my new shirt? Really? On my brand new shirt? And my brand new shorts?
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It's all over both of us. Really? There's mustard everywhere. I'm literally about to gag.
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Would you rather a billion dollars or Stop smacking! My goodness! That's insane! You sound more insane! You're screaming like you're freaking just... Would you rather have mustard on the front side of your body or the back side? Keep going, Harper. Keep going. Keep chugging.
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No, it doesn't look like you have abs. Dude, I'm not going to lie. Taking that shirt off felt so good. Really? It was not feeling good on my arm. I feel like it's making me unswole. It's going to shrink my muscles.
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Oh, guess what? You know how I eat beef jerky sticks every night? Yeah. Okay, so Honey has figured that out. And now every night she comes to me for beef jerky sticks. And I'm like, oh, here's your beef jerky stick. And we eat beef jerky sticks together.
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Yeah, so she chews on it because she likes the taste of the beef juice that's left or whatever. Ew. So I just leave it behind for her.
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I Was In An Accident!
I'm just like, oh, that's just my sweat stains. Don't mind that. All right, sorry, Kenzie.
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I Was In An Accident!
Ma'am, I don't think you should say that's your hat. That would be bad.
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I don't want to face the wall. Don't try to make it hard for me. I don't want to face the wall. What? No. If anything, when you're sleeping, you face the outside of the bed. Yeah, no. No.
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So stop clicking on it. I think that actually is a good topic. Everybody comment down below if we should actually dissect a frog. No.
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No. Why would you say that? You know how it's all made up? No. She was asleep. She's literally just making this all up. You were asleep or you would have took Honey outside.
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Also, your dog, you guys want to know what else Honey does? Uh-oh. Listen, last night she has a crate in the living room and a crate in the bedroom. And I have to move her from the living room crate to the bedroom crate to go to bed. Why does she have a bedtime crate and a normal crate? I don't know.
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Backstory, whatever. Listen, anyway, so I'm getting her out of the crate. And I take her into the hallway to go to our bedroom. And we have a TV sitting on the ground because we were in the middle of moving it. And she's scared of a TV that is turned off, by the way. It's just a TV sitting in the hallway. She's going to bed. She sees a TV. She was like, nope.
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And she runs the other way and goes, hides in the crate. And I was like, what? And Kate was like, oh, yeah, she's scared of the TV. She's not going to come in here. I was like, what? And so I get her out of the crate, grab her, and I set her by the TV. And she was like, and runs away. I'm like, are you kidding me? What type of a dog is scared of an item?
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and then can you get on the ground and mimic her run no i won't it's like are you sure and then i had to go grab her and carry her past the tv and she was just eyeballing it like i was like what happened with you in a tv it's just a tv like this sitting on the ground she's terrified of it yeah yeah we need to move that because i can't get the dog what's the biggest dog you think you could take in a fight rot a rock what's the biggest animal you think you could take in a fight
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What was her answer? You. No way. Yes. Nuh-uh. Yeah. That's actually crazy.
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That's actually crazy. I always debate in my head. I was like, which one of them do I say? Well, I sleep with one of them, so I probably shouldn't insult that one. Don't do that one. That's not good. That wouldn't be good tonight. I'd be sleeping on the other, the wet side of the bed. Yeah. Don't always sleep over there.
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I Was In An Accident!
Dude, a Yorkie would be scary. I'm terrified of any dog. You're underestimating yourself with a Yorkie.
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Okay, y'all laugh at her. You want to know what's funny? If Honey was mad and she was doing this, ain't no one touching her. Yes, they are. She didn't have any teeth. I could beat her though.
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no if honey was coming at you mad like this like i could kick her you would be scared she doesn't do that so you think she's kind but when you see those canines and they're like i'm gonna look up a mean what's she called i'm gonna look up an angry cocker spaniel and you'll see that you don't want anywhere in that part of honey doesn't have teeth to hurt you she only has a couple angry cocker spaniel
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I Was In An Accident!
You could definitely take one of those. And the animal's, like, angry. Like, it is trying to kill you.
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I Was In An Accident!
Apparently, Cocker Spaniels don't get very angry. Like, I mean, this is the angriest one I can find. Yeah, he's just kind of moody.
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I Was In An Accident!
Did you guys see? What's that girl's name? Oh, my gosh. I'll find it. You know that TikTok trend? That TikTok trend that's like, what's the one you filmed in the airport, Kenzie?
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I Was In An Accident!
Why are you everybody so mysterious? Acting so mysterious. I'm sorry. Did you see that mysterious face?
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I Was In An Accident!
No, Stella you can't talk to. I'll be like, you idiot. Why would you do that? Get out of my face. And then she'll just be like, okay. Stella, I swear, does know what I'm saying sometimes.
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I Was In An Accident!
The other day she was at the trash can and I go, Stella, no. And she's looking at me and the trash can's right here and she just went, I was like, I know you're behind there still.
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I Was In An Accident!
That was dramatic with the bang-bang trick. I go bang-bang, and she always takes, like, a minute to die. She's like this. She's like, sometimes she does, like, a whole movie scene.
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I Was In An Accident!
Crying while you're doing it is real extra. No, Stella does that. Like Stella, I'll be like, get out of the trash.
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I Was In An Accident!
When Matt does it, because Matt yells at her, he's like, get out of the trash. And she's like, he's coming.
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I Was In An Accident!
And it's not even food. It's like something like this. And Stella drops it out and Honey's like, give me that.
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I Was In An Accident!
Oh, this is bull. Remember, no one gave me a birthday gift. Oh, thank you so much. And this is, like, all put together with a bow and everything. Oh, my gosh. Wow.
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I Was In An Accident!
dude i can't believe that y'all got um storage units i know that's so cool storage units you mean shelving unfortunately no more tv yeah our tv used to be there and that's why i played video games and i came up here today i came up here today some people were cleaning it out and i was like whoa whoa whoa what's going on here they're like kate told us to move everything so there goes my gaming setup just like that
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I Was In An Accident!
Well, it looks like there's a lot of stuff in there more than I've ever got.
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I Was In An Accident!
You're fine. Don't let them call you fat. Don't let them fat shame you right now. You're going to stretch my shirt out. Don't shame him. Oh, what is this?
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I Was In An Accident!
Okay, clearly she didn't hear the part where it was from all of us.
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I Was In An Accident!
I got my license on the... No, you said over five days. I said under or over a week. That's what I said. Yeah. Yes. You're right. You're right. I said over a week. He owes me $100. What? It was a dollar. I ate a Chick-fil-A sandwich.
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I Was In An Accident!
We're going to be dissecting frogs today, and Kate's going to be dissecting it. What are you doing, Kate? He keeps moving.
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I Was In An Accident!
You had a sleepover at a hotel, and you stayed up watching movies.
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I Was In An Accident!
That's what you do? You know what we do? Hotels, you're supposed to, like... get rowdy, make noise complaints, sneak into the pool after hours.
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I Was In An Accident!
well kate backed into a car left to know then they were like ah don't worry about it that was their junk car anyway well yeah did y'all freaking get did you get grounded well no listen listen how much kate has got off she backed into a car when she was like 16 and they were like don't worry it's a beater car anyway it was no it was a total car the car yeah so they didn't make her pay anything
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I Was In An Accident!
then she backs into a car how did you hit a car that was i was in a neighborhood their car was like parked on the street it wasn't totaled it just wasn't in use and then she backs into a car out of our neighborhood here they don't make her pay for our neighbor did it no then we're at the bank we're at the bank and she opens the door and hits our banker's car he doesn't make her pay for it i
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I Was In An Accident!
Is her car getting taken away even longer? They're towing her car.
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I Was In An Accident!
Kinsey opened her car door, and it flew, and it hit the car next to her because the wind was, like, literally... Well, the banker, actually, it was, like, the most tiny, tiny, tiny thing that I think came from the door. Mm-hmm.
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I Was In An Accident!
so i offered i would have paid for it though it was like i mean a tiny thing not kinsey's it was like a big in the door really yeah and i knew a note would blow away so we put a painter's tape on their car and wrote oh wait yeah did they ever call you never called yeah tape flew away no there's no way no there's no way but they never called or anything really got off lucky man never called was it a nice feeling listen i put it on and i got a feeling they thought somebody just put tape on their car or something
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I Was In An Accident!
Yeah, you know that. Don't tell me you didn't know that. She knows I have that shirt and she bought it because she liked it too. I came home with it and she was like, yeah, look at this. I saw you wearing it. Yeah. How do you like that? Wow. Wow. How do you like that? Wow. Yeah. Real original. Yeah. Who pulls it off better?
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I Was In An Accident!
I don't think anyone's ever hit my car and left a note on it. I had somebody hit my car and run. What? You remember that? No. Yeah, I was at a restaurant and I come out and there's a note on my car.
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I Was In An Accident!
It was, like, okay, you really hit it. Dude, why are these kids hitting and running? I don't understand.
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I Was In An Accident!
He said he got out and looked at the car and didn't see any damage, so he didn't leave it. Dude, honestly, crazy. I was like, what do you mean you didn't see any damage? My bumper's half off. A crazy clutch from the bystander who wrote that. That's wild.
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I Was In An Accident!
Yeah, Kate hit it. And then the girl we were picking up, she's like, oh, don't worry, that car hasn't moved in like a year. And we were late for the movie. We were like, all right, well, we'll write a note on it when we get back. And so it looks like a hit and run. But then when we got back, we wrote a note and left it. But that person that thought we hit and ran...
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I Was In An Accident!
That's when the cops showed up at the door. I was driving for like 15 hours. I'm in the middle of like Utah or something. And it's like 2 a.m. Utah roads. 2 a.m. I'm just driving. Cruise control on.
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I Was In An Accident!
welcome back to another episode guys today we're going to be talking about a very serious topic very serious which is what this is a topic that people avoid in school teachers students and all what what this is a topic that is very uncomfortable puberty dissecting frogs that is what we're going to be doing today are you kidding me i'm a vegetarian and kate's going to be dissecting it in your mouth
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I Was In An Accident!
I pull over, I get to the car to the edge of the road, I jump out, deer's gone. Deer survived. Imagine being a deer and hit and running. I mean, that's crazy. Yeah, it was literally just like, see ya, just took off.
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I Was In An Accident!
What do you mean? You fatty. Oh, man. All right. Come on, Kate. Stand up. Who pulls it off better? Ready?
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I Was In An Accident!
One time my sister, she was like 16, took us for a drive. We're on like a four or five lane highway, and she spun out and we were doing circles in the car literally spinning We're like looking we turn when you turn around backwards, and you see cars Because you're driving this way it's all of a sudden you're like oh You're just gonna 360 view of the highway.
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I Was In An Accident!
Did they not stop? No, no one stopped. But ironically, it was raining. And ironically, about a minute after we spun out, we're still like sitting there on like the side of the road. And then another car spun out and hit the barrier.
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I Was In An Accident!
Hey, sometimes I get it. Like, you're young. You don't know what you're doing. But the worst one was this old guy. This old guy. Oh, that happened to me? Yes. Yes. He knew exactly what he was doing. This man was like 70 years old. Yeah, 65. No, that's excused.
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I Was In An Accident!
no not 70 he was like 60s so he was he wasn't like getting the senior discount yet he was like almost there and he hit me in a freaking car wash tunnel i'm just going through my car wash and then i get rear-ended i'm like oh i forgot to put it in neutral yeah and i was like what the and we get out of the car i'm like not mad or anything so after we get out i just parked the car and i'm kind of like waiting for the guy to come park
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I Was In An Accident!
And he just pulls right out and drives away. I'm like, where are you going, bud? And then I get in my car, and I chase him down. And I was like, dude, pull over, man. Pull over. And he was like... And then I pulled over, and he knew exactly what he did. That's why he pulled over. And he pulled over, and he was like, what? And I was like...
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I Was In An Accident!
oh uh you know you just hit my car about 60 seconds ago he was like oh it probably didn't do anything i was like well maybe not let's find out and then it didn't he was so mad like cursing at me i was like dude you're the one that hit my car he's like it's the car wash's fault i was like like okay well you say it didn't it dented it no it didn't do anything to my car but he just kept blaming it on the car wash i was like come on man
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I Was In An Accident!
real original guys you know you think i'd feel self-conscious in this but i feel kind of jack you know what i'm saying do i look jacked in this no you look like something wait you actually i bought this first no i bought it first i bought it first i bought it that's crazy because i bought it first what what Oh, no. Oh, wow. Real original, Mav. Real original. What do you mean?
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I Was In An Accident!
No, the one thing that I found out... about being a teenager. And it sounds stupid, but if you tell your parents the truth, you just get in way less trouble. No, no, no. Way less. I mean, way less. Way, way, way. I don't care if you killed someone. Not only way less trouble. You get to do way more things. Yes. Because I don't know why I never understood that until like literally like a year ago.
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I Was In An Accident!
Okay, fine. I'll tell the story. I think I've told this one on here.
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I Was In An Accident!
Yeah, the Missouri story where I fell asleep at the wheel. Yeah, but did you tell them what you did to Dad? The lie?
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I Was In An Accident!
I took the car. Mom and Dad are out of town. I took the car to Missouri. I live in Oklahoma, by the way.
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I Was In An Accident!
No, no, no, they weren't out of town. I was staying the night at Alex's house. Alex's parents were out of town. I took the car because they thought I was staying the night at Alex's house.
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I Was In An Accident!
Yeah, it was like a three, eight, four hour drive. I took like a four hour drive.
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I Was In An Accident!
Yes, Kate, we understand. And I took the car to Missouri for me and my friend to go meet up with some girls.
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I Was In An Accident!
It was disgusting. And anyways, long story short, we drive, like, three or four hours there, three or four hours back. No way. We're, like, 30 minutes away from our house. And they're, like, we got away with it. And I'm just so sleepy, just like.
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I Was In An Accident!
And I fell asleep at the wheel again. And so, yes, and before I got my license, I thought it was impossible to fall asleep at the wheel. And I did it twice, and now I learned. Anyways, I hit the barrier, and my dad's like, well, what the frick? Did your friend not wake you up? Well, I mean, after I fell asleep. After you hit the barrier, they didn't just go fix it.
The LOL Podcast
I Was In An Accident!
In the morning, we had to go to church. Yeah. So anyways, I was late to church. My dad's like, what the heck? I didn't show up. He's like, what the heck? I was like, unfortunately, the car is damaged. And, you know, I told him, I was like. I made up some lie. I said I hid it by pulling out a McDonald's. I was like, me, Alex, and my friend was at McDonald's, and we hit the curb.
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I Was In An Accident!
And then my dad was like, no. No, you didn't come to dinner. He was interrogating me. Yes, and then he was asking Matt questions, Alex questions. He was interrogating everyone. Individually, not in a group, which is terrifying.
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I Was In An Accident!
And then he finally came to a conclusion on his own. He's like,
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I Was In An Accident!
you were because it was like a dodge challenger so he was like you were hot rodding it weren't you what does that mean like driving like drifting around corners and stuff doing donuts or whatever he's like and then you damaged it from doing that didn't you and i was like yeah you caught me but luckily you caught me but here's the problem he was not just asking you he was asking me and alex as well at the same time but all of us when he asked us that question we were like yeah that's what he was doing
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I Was In An Accident!
We're like, you got us. That was it. I was hot rodding it. And you know what? Now that I think about it, I don't know why I didn't just tell him I fell asleep at the wheel.
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I Was In An Accident!
either way because he would have been like why were you out driving no you know no it could have been in the morning i could have told i could have lied to him about the time of day anything last time i fell asleep at the wheel it's two o'clock in the afternoon so i could have just been like dad you made me get up early for church obviously i'm gonna crash yeah i could have just been like oh i fell asleep at the wheel again and they would have been like son you gotta be more careful i would have been like i know i know and everything would have been great i don't know why i didn't just say that wait does he know the real story now
The LOL Podcast
I Was In An Accident!
You knew I had this shirt. Yours is extra cropped, too. Look at that.
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I Was In An Accident!
Yes, so once again, if you just tell the freaking truth, it would be way easier.
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I Was In An Accident!
I got something. You probably didn't get to drive the car for a little bit. I don't know what it was.
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I Was In An Accident!
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I Was In An Accident!
Wait. Did you copy my underwear, too? What? Oh, my gosh. You got the Born to Yap underwear?
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I Was In An Accident!
Dude, they only make them in thongs, too. No underwear. No boxers.
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I Was In An Accident!
Well, mine's not a thong. This chair is very unstable. I think you chose that one.
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I Was In An Accident!
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I Was In An Accident!
And we're back because apparently you can't talk about crop talks.
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I Was In An Accident!
Actually, no. I think if anything, you maybe threw one of those edit fittings where it's like, you type in, give me apps.
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I Was In An Accident!
I mean, I don't exactly post my abs all over Instagram, although I should.
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I Was In An Accident!
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I Was In An Accident!
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I Was In An Accident!
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The LOL Podcast
I Was In An Accident!
Yeah, someone make this an Instagram post. We definitely don't post on Instagram. We probably shouldn't do that.
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I Was In An Accident!
No, we're not going to do that. Yeah, I can't believe you'd put yourself on the internet like that. That's crazy. Me?
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I Was In An Accident!
That's the only way we could catch it. We caught it very quickly. All right. The frog is already dead, so no need there. You just have to dissect it.
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I Was In An Accident!
No, I think we'll wear these the rest of the... I don't think I'm going to.
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I Was In An Accident!
It's so uncomfortable. Did you ever... Yeah, they are tight. It's like it hurts everything. Why do girls wear this tight clothes? Like, my armpits are going through it. No wonder y'all get sweat stains so easily.
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I Was In An Accident!
No, it's not. No, it's not. There's no way. Mav, you'll be honest. Yeah.
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I Was In An Accident!
Wait, let me see it. Let me see it. Let me see it. No. Wait, why is mine... Yours is a medium? Well, you probably picked up mine on accident this morning.
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I Was In An Accident!
Okay, well... All right. Next up, we're going to be trying crop top pants.
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I Was In An Accident!
Yeah, bodybuilders, oddly enough, bodybuilders and cheerleaders have the same effect on the stage. They are just yellow.
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I Was In An Accident!
What? What's that supposed to mean? I'm literally like 30 pounds heavier than him. So not only do you think I'm weaker than him, you also think he's stronger enough to hold 30 extra pounds than I can hold.
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I Was In An Accident!
Well, I am. Taking it very personal. I say we have a strength contest. Well, I did just say, like, day. You're wearing a crop top. Yeah, pipe down. So are you. Yeah, well. I can't wait to show you my crop shorts. You already used that joke. Crop pants. Sounds cooler when you say it like that.
The LOL Podcast
I Was In An Accident!
What are you doing? Go grab the hat. What are you doing? Kate.
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I Was In An Accident!
Oh, so you think we bully you behind your back? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we do.
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I Was In An Accident!
No, I didn't, Kate. I didn't fart. Okay, just every time you smell something bad, you can't just accuse it. What's that? Accuse. Yeah, you can't just accuse me.
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I Was In An Accident!
I don't know if y'all heard that one on camera. It was silent, but it was deadly.
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I Was In An Accident!
I think you're really embarrassed if you actually did. Yeah, you know, I didn't think you drew your abs on until you're archiving.
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I Was In An Accident!
If Cash posted a photo and I was like, it looks like you drew on your abs, he'd be like, really? It's a compliment. It looked that good? It's a compliment, actually. I posted a workout progress picture, like...
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I Was In An Accident!
What are you talking about? It's a dead frog. It can't hurt you no more. He keeps moving.
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I Was In An Accident!
It's called motivation. Trying to motivate people to get in the gym. Okay? If you get in the gym, maybe one day you can look like this.
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I Was In An Accident!
Obviously, I'd have Kate take the picture. I can't just take a picture by myself. And you know what the person in the gym told me? the gym owner you did this in public it was at our gym and the gym owner was like hey man you gotta put your shirt back on I was like what type of a gym is this
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I Was In An Accident!
Yeah, well, they don't have... A gym should have a section for progress photos then, okay? Perhaps the bathroom? No, their bathroom's like... It's like a truck stop bathroom. You can't take a progress photo in there.
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I Was In An Accident!
No one saw anything. Don't use my angle. Did you archive it, Harper?
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I Was In An Accident!
He's little. He's only like this big. Let me see him. Come on, Kate. Yeah, there's no frog.
The LOL Podcast
Hear Me Out Cake!
It is illegal. You can't discriminate against someone's age if they're above 18. Exactly. I say we give the phone to Harper and Cash right now.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
I'm applying right now for her account, and I'm putting the same names and the same numbers in.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
I wanted us all to do an episode today rating our croquette outfits or whatever. Croquette?
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Kate suffered slings and arrows of outrageous wrongness. That's what happened, okay? It was all Cash's fault.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
It's not a real... Yeah, and we were all going to dress in the aesthetic.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
I don't know why you're shocked she put her silverware down. I mean, when you call her fat. I didn't call her fat. What? I'm kidding.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Where all three of us are looking at them. No one's saying anything. All three of us are looking at the flowers. We're just kind of like... Yeah. Yeah, we got it.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
You guys know Despicable Me where she's holding the Cheeto and she thinks it's a butterfly? Yeah. That's what Kate looked like with her bottle walking through.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Oh, gosh. We're gonna get in trouble. We're getting clipped. We're adults. We gotta set examples, guys.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
I'll be there. Especially someone I don't even know. Yeah. It's like, that's free.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
And this guy has TP'd more people than you could probably think of.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Let me put it this way. We thought about taking all of the tires off the truck. But we thought that wasn't far enough.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
We're making it sound like this is a, like, listen. Highly recommend.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
We had a plan to get all the cameras covered without getting caught.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Dude, if I was really cute, I would have covered my face and started trying to run out of there.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Look up who voices Ferb, and I guarantee you he's going to say, yo, buddy.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
It's really hard to say. All right. Anyways, Matt, what were you going to say? This last one. This is Miss Hopps. This last. Don't steal my thunder. Okay. This last one is a baddie and probably one of my favorite movies. I'm not going to lie. Judy Hopps.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Slim thick. Yeah, she's fine, though. All right, Harper. She can arrest me anytime. What the? What? What the?
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Hey, if John Port texts you first, are you going out on a date with him?
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Y'all remember the other day when... All right, what are you saying, Kenzie?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No candy. No ladder for me. You got it. Come on. Oh, my gosh. I mean, the hole. Extension. Extension.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Grab my foot. I can't. Okay, what do we do now? You used the ladder.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Don't touch the wires. Three, two, one, go. Oh, my gosh.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Hey, you're fine. You're fine. Cash, give it to her now.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You're gonna be sorry. Wow. She really tried to cool her down.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
She really tried to cool her down. Oh. What is wrong with you, Kinsey? Why would you hit me like that? Clean it up, too. Clean it up, too.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I'm trapped. I don't know where to go. Please work right now.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Can we cut that whole thing? I have hats in my room. Why is he getting a hat? Actually, Cash, I think one of your hats is enough.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
All right, explain it. Because it's like two things that mean two different things, but you put them together. Okay.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
So it's drippy because it is literally dripping.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
And then it's also drippy like... Your clothes are drippy and stuff.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I realized that I like Maverick at Kung Fu Panda in the movie theater.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I really would like some chips and cheese. I would like for my cheese to be solid form.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
And that's why they named it Lunch League.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Oh, I just definitely am not. I'm the most intelligent one out of Cash and Maverick.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Rounding it up, it's 70,000. Well, because that means he's like half of what I am.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
She was a nice lady. Wait, wait, wait. Maybe, but the one thing that I remember, I think I remember, I feel like I can't say.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
But that was like the moment I was like... I love this guy. What the?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
If I was a mom and opened that up before giving it to my child on Christmas, I would burn it. I'd burn it.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
He was entertained by the kid movie, and that was it for me.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
In the video that we just made, who killed Harper Zomer whenever I'm flying?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Oh, I had, like, a serious double chin in the air, and I was like, I can't even, but my, I looked really bad.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Hello from the other side. Is that like what you hear in your head?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Wait, are you serious? Try again. Say something else, maybe. This is my American accent. Say, like, does anybody want some tea and biscuits? I feel like I just fumbled the bag so hard.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I'm going to do a British accent. What should I say?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Was it in all caps? Is that why you screamed?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Do y'all remember Cash's text messages? Kate was destined to be with Cash.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Imagine, you're 11 in 2016, and some of the kids watching this were born in 2016. That is crazy.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
What do you mean? Her hair is bleach blonde. Quit.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I don't think I can do that. It takes a special person to pull it off, and I would just crash.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Wait, can we just do a mukbang episode then?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I've never once said that I was a skinny queen. No, you should, girl. But you know what? I'm eating skinny queen. Yeah. Do I say that right? No, you have to say I'm skinny queen.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
The last few minutes I've been thinking about throw up because of things that you said and then Harper sounded like she was throwing up earlier. Honey has thrown up three days in a row every single morning. My poor baby.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
No, the two times I've seen honey throw up, it's like clear, like just straight stomach acid.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Hey, Paul, is that the noodles? Anyways, what I was saying was I made this homemade last night while y'all ate Burger King for lunch, so... Oh, Paul, you're so good at cooking the noodles.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 57: Willa Bennett
Nothing. I just rushed my mortgage girl off the phone because I thought the world was burning because I get three calls in a row. Usually it's only two.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 57: Willa Bennett
Nothing, man. Nothing. Just the same old, you know. Is that all?
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Sorry, I had myself muted. You put some trash in the recycling and now you're going to get punished. You didn't mix out your bottles.
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He's like, boss, there's another crime last night. And he's like, oh, gosh, it was streaking. A man was running naked in the plaza round one. Old Mortimer and Ethel Jennings saw him walking their dog. Ethel's vagina still hasn't walked home.
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Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy.
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She ain't no shrinking Violet Couture. We love you guys.