Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian Ari Matti! You know Ari Matti from stand up comedy, Kill Tony w/ Tony Hinchcliffe, the Joe Rogan Experience, Good For You w/ Whitney Cummings, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, The William Montgomery Show, Stuff Island, The Danny Brown Show, and so much more! Thanks for watching the Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast! #comedypodcasts #podcast #podcastshow #comedians #podcasts AYG & Friends: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Aura Frames: https://auraframes.com Promo Code: garbage This Show is sponsored by BetterHelp Better Help: https://www.BetterHelp.com/GARBAGE Pretty Litter: https://www.prettylitter.com/garbage Soul: https://getsoul.com with promo code GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the premise of the Are You Garbage podcast?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Oh, yeah.
It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy. Yeah. After just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host, Dave Scholey, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tooties and the new addition. She got electrocuted last night. Okay. It's a new street drug the kids are taking. She got her hands on a bag. All right.
My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? Oh, shit. He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
What up, everybody? Thanks for tuning in. As always, make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. And obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all that bonus content.
Yes, sir, and gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest here with us today for the first time. He is a very funny, very successful stand-up comedian, performs all over the world. Kid came over here, hit the scene hard, hit the scene quick. He's one of the stars over there in that Kill Tony universe that just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Give it up for Mr. R.E. Matty. Yeah. Hey, pal. Hey, pal. Look at you. What's up, legends? Good to see you, buddy. Thanks for coming. You look like you just came from the gym. Yeah. Got his sweats on.
Do I?
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Chapter 2: Who is Ari Matti and what is his background in comedy?
and she was living in australia yeah she was like you're not a fighter you're funny and then she gave me that confidence so you met the girl while you were on vacation with your girlfriend no no that's when i went back you went damn who the goes at thailand twice these estonians move quick i know confident and move quick i was doing a theater over there yeah Okay. Okay.
So you meet her over there, and then she's in Australia. Yeah. So you want to start doing comedy. You want to get out of Estonia. You decide, I'm going to move to Australia. Yeah, because there was a scene. Melbourne was great.
Of course. Of course. Okay.
So that's where you started.
All right. Got into it.
And what were you doing for work over in Australia? Bar back. Pay the bills. Bar back. Bartender, bar back, a thief. Flash thief.
Really? What were you stealing?
Everything.
Everything. Like from the bar or like from stores?
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Chapter 3: What was Ari's experience starting stand-up comedy?
That's a no. Wow. At least I found out at my mom's funeral. No shit. But I always had my doubts.
She's Asian?
Yeah. I always had my doubts. Okay. Really? Like there was a point. I remember I'm a kid. We're watching the TV. Remember when you watch the TV together? Sure. That was a thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? You know, don't go into your room and fucking watch whatever you want. Yeah. You watch it as a family. Exactly.
And I remember there was a point where CSI was on, and one of the investigators says a sentence. Somebody got raped, somebody got murdered. Classic CSI. I've seen the program. Somebody cut off the pussy, saved it for later in the fridge. Sure. You know, the classic. Sure.
And the investigator says something, says like a sentence like, oh, if both parents have brown eyes, the chances of a brown-eyed kid coming out is like 99%. Says something like a sentence like that. Okay. I'm a kid. I don't know shit about shit. But the tension in our couch.
Right away. Wow.
Because my sister, my mom. It was like having a dad. Have like different color eyes than I do as well. I remember it was just a little tension. Biology class maybe four or five years later. Learn the recessive genes and stuff. I go up to my teacher after class and I go, I just want to ask you a question. So these eyes, you know, and she says that too.
And I tell her, I tell her, I put my sister and my mom and she, and you know, my kids like, yeah, she knows.
Yeah. And did your, your mom and obviously your mom know, but did your sister know?
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Chapter 4: How did Ari transition from Estonia to comedy in Australia?
Yeah.
I have a Mickey Mouse card.
Nuh-uh, let me see. He really does have a fucking Mickey Mouse Disney card. You know what my theory was when I went to chase him?
How bad of a guy can he be? He's got a Mickey Mouse card!
Hey, you want to look like a pedophile real quick? You know what my theory is? If I forget it somewhere. Ah, you can just say it's got a Mickey Mouse on it. No, no, no, no. Let's say I leave it on the table. And some guy... You know how some comedians are like, look at this card and just plant him with gold? Mm-hmm. Of course it's going to get stolen. Okay.
But if you see a Mickey Mouse card and you look, Ari, Mickey Mouse card, you're like, this guy doesn't have any money. This is a 14-year-old kid. What am I going to do? Let's return the card. That's my theory.
Man, you got the fucking angles covered, dude.
It's insane.
That's a level of insanity that I respect on a great level.
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