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What age did this happen? The stepdad came in.
You got to make a plan there fast and loose. I could be wrong. Is it Estonia where all the Finnish people go to get their alcohol? Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no booze in Finland? It's so expensive. It's so expensive, so they take a cheap ferry over or something. Cheap ferry.
Yeah, and they all... I know a Finnish dude who was like, for our wedding, all the big parties, we go to Delaware.
They go to Estonia and buy their booze.
We go to like, I mean, we're from Philadelphia, so it's Delaware was the tax-free place where you would go and buy a bunch of booze.
They turn into the mob at like eight over there.
What was that day? You're just hanging at the house, dicking around?
You drinking, smoking anything? No! Just chilling.
What was your first job growing up? Like where you went and not stealing or boosting cars or whatever.
What do you think? You were the architect on the project. He's telling the formalist, I'll show up at 11. That's it. I'll cut you a deal. That's all I got. I don't do morning.
Stealing from the register. Did you ever get caught?
I got caught every... I wasn't sure if he was doing it for a month and then getting the fuck out of there.
That was it for her, huh? If he had not picked it up, he does Thailand solo now. He made that mistake once. Now he does Thailand by himself. And where do you live when you're over there?
So I didn't know that about, I didn't know that you had a proper career in Estonia. So you were doing like theaters there? Yeah. Yeah, no shit. Making money. Doing well.
Nah. What's that house look like there when you were doing well?
I kind of vaguely remember this now.
Sure. You're just staring out the abyss. I was probably talking to you going, I could move to Estonia. I could be the fucking funniest guy in Estonia right now.
Yeah. All right. Jesus Christ, Ari. What the fuck, man? This guy's all over the fucking map, literally.
All those, like, Eastern, Germany, every little village has a theater that will fit most of the village.
Exactly. Give me a thousand-seater now.
It's insane. I had it myself. Two, three months.
It's more of a presentation. They even call them presenters. It's more of a presentation. I think so.
It's I'm speaking for us, not to you.
Where did you see Eddie Murphy?
Because I think the last time we did it, maybe... Then I was already... Oh, you had just popped. You were like a few weeks... And that was in March, maybe. When it was us and Norman, so we were talking about the bear and all that stuff. They were like, you had just killed. Exactly. Gotcha. Holy shit. Damn, this kid moves fucking quick. He moves fucking fast. I know, he's crazy. God damn.
I would have been nicer to you five years ago if I knew. If I knew you were a fucking Estonian fucking royalty. Yeah.
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Do it. Try it out. Where are you living down there?
Sick. Because you're doing well yourself.
Are you doing better now or in Estonia? You probably had more purchasing power in Estonia, no? He's stealing everything. What are you talking?
He's going to leave with these cameras probably. Oh, yeah. In Estonia. He leaves. He got no cameras and I'm pregnant. He's probably already made copies of the keys of my credit card.
You never know how much money you don't have until you start making money.
I love your perspective on it.
Imagine being from Estonia and doing bananas in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Beautiful.
He's got that little bit of calm. He charges me up when he starts talking. I like it.
And you're going late. Still tickets to the late show, bananas or whatever.
Airbnb for a month, get your head on straight, figure it out.
First of all, you've done it in two countries. I know, I know. It's real hard. It's so hard. No, you're not right. You're a very funny guy and a very hard worker, obviously. Yes, but... Everybody's funny here.
It's kill or be killed at all, at every moment you feel the gun to your head.
Is it an apartment, a house?
Five dudes, three eyebrows.
This is my best red-legged brother to me. Don't look him in the eye.
I can't make a call. I'm 100%. You're not classy. I'll give you that.
Kidnap his kids. Tell him you want the place real cheap.
Well, that, yeah. That's a great thing about the Eastern Europeans is, like, they don't, they go, what are the rules? I'm going to abide by 75% of it. They're very much... But let's see if we can work around this for mutual benefit. Italians are kind of the same way. Let's cut out the middle and do this cash or whatever. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love a cash deal. Love a cash deal.
What was the one, either in Estonia when you started making money, or I guess here, one stupid purchase where you were like, I didn't need to fucking... Was it like a car, a fucking motorcycle?
Is there anything where you're like, that was fucking stupid?
You're like, I need a new computer.
So you tell them, you're like, oh, that's not worth, you know. That's pretty good.
That's a brand new fucking 2020 iPhone I got there.
You are wound too tight. You are wound.
I can't get a fucking read on this dude he's nuts he's crazy I can't have expensive things around me I like expensive things but if I but you'd rather go to a nice hotel a nice whatever and get the experience out of it what was the last vacation or what's the next vacation or vacation you would like to do I always go on vacations I might go to Mexico next week really I love like a three day just on a whim you go down there by yourself
I wanted to come up and talk to you, but I'm having a panic attack right now.
You got your shirt off, you're cut, you got a cape.
Hey, buddy, that's not a bad vacation.
That, hey, you're looking pretty good.
Now, are you doing a European cut bathing suit or are you doing an American bathing suit? What's the bathing suit look like? Speedo? I'm going to a Russian bathhouse today, by the way. The one in the East Village? It's a great one. Yeah, it's good. One of my favorites. What are you doing? You do the Euro cut? You got a good body.
I mean, if I had a body like that, I'd be fucking, I'd be rocking a homie crusher.
Okay. So then, yeah, you start getting exposed. What age is this?
When you do a hotel, do you like two queens or do you like a king? Do you like a bed for...
What do you need? We're staying over. We're in town. We're staying over. You're like, I'm going to make the Ari Matty classic breakfast. Let's say you're a chick. Okay.
You'll pop out to the store, go get something.
Also, he still has the delusion of like, I'm going to do 90.
After I stole a Kindle, sure, I started reading.
Yeah, he's got three passports in there, a bunch of different currencies.
The 70s was a different time.
You got to account for inflation, though. You know what I mean? Exactly.
What are you listening to now if you're going to go to a concert? What was the last concert you went to?
Give me something I can bob my head to.
Yeah, tick and turn. Boy's a showman.
Sure. I mean, yeah. He's fucking trash, for sure. Eastern European trash.
He looks animatronic when he comes out.
It's always like a reveal, too, like someone steps aside.
It looks like he just shit his pants. I can't wait to be that.
We're going to be wheeling you out in Estonia in like 2055.
Nuh-uh, let me see. He really does have a fucking Mickey Mouse Disney card. You know what my theory was when I went to chase him?
Man, you got the fucking angles covered, dude.
That's a level of insanity that I respect on a great level.
We got a lot of people down there. Go out, check it. Check out Ari. He's a fucking killer.
It's more of like We Came Together, I think, was the PR spin on it.
I can just picture him out trick-or-treating. Holy shit.
Flashback to the Marilyn Manson concert.
I still do that now, but I'm not just married when I do it.
That's the thing. When a comedian has a kid, you're like, you're having a kid? It's like, yeah, I'm 37 years old. Everybody else had kids at 22.
We just were such children.
Dude, I have friends who have kids that are 18.
Maybe you're just really high, dude.
Smoke weed. Kippy, what do you got for him? Guys, we're off the road for a little while. Check out the AYG and Friends up on the YouTube channel. We're dropping those every month. They're a good freaking time, and we love you. We love you, Ari. What a fun one, buddy. Thank you. Welcome back anytime.
Yeah, man. You're killing it.
Now, is the comedy, I mean, obviously four shows, whatever, is it getting better? Are you getting better? I can't remember. You can't remember.
They've never even seen Eddie Murphy.
Five minutes. I do 90. Doing a weekend.
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Really? What were you stealing?
Everything. Like from the bar or like from stores?
They're going to figure it out quick.
I told you I went to school for banking for two weeks.
What a powerful word. What is the family life leading up to you being a teenager? Yeah, go back then. Mom, dad, brother, sisters. What's the childhood like?
It's a nice life. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a bottle of Merlot fucking. Let's go, dude.
I'm decanting this thing right now.
Yeah. And did your, your mom and obviously your mom know, but did your sister know?
I always look like I'm in the gym. He looks like a European assassin.
This is another 10 minutes I got here.
This guy's in big tech over here. What are you, Ted Turner's kid? Must take a lot of money to have a camera like that.
Hey, is it breaking guy code to have empathy? And you're like, no. Have empathy.
Back in the good old days. There's what's called the conglomerate. They gave careers to everybody. Chrissy D, Andrew Schultz. They're handing out TV shows. But they don't like your boy. Because I'm up on it.
Shout out to Pinfield. He's been doing it forever. I just had a stroke. Did he?
Dude, what the fuck?
It's going to single-handedly bring down the industry. I go, I turn the corner. Kurt Loder is giving sloppy top. Kurt Loder was breaking stories back then. Dude, MTV... Was that MTV News?
She's like, interesting meal I have for you today, James.
You did? Oh, yeah, I had it coming. But on the birthday, that feels cruel. Roller rink feels cruel. Yeah, places of fun.
No way. More of a drug addict, but... You would sing? Sing.
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Yeah. Even the way it comes in. So good. Smooth.