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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Industry Insider w/ Dan Soder

Mon, 10 Feb 2025

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Are You Garbage has Dan Soder back! We're talking cover bands, the industry and answering your garbage questions! You know Dan Soder from stand up comedy, Soder the podcast, Kill Tony, The Bonfire, The Joe Rogan Experience, Impressions, Legion of Skanks, This is Not Happening, We Might Be Drunk, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast and his Comedy Special "On the Road"! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Tour Tickets: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Blue Chew: Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com! Acorns: Head to https://acorns.com/GARBAGE or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! This Show is sponsored by BetterHelp Better Help: https://www.BetterHelp.com/GARBAGE Liquid IV: Get 20% off your first order when you shop better hydration today using promo code GARBAGE at https://www.LIQUIDIV.COM Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What exciting announcement is made at the beginning?

0.089 - 5.535 Matt Pinfield

Gang, breaking news from here at Antony's. We are about to drop the Are You Garbage comedy special.

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Chapter 2: What can listeners expect from the Are You Garbage comedy special?

5.735 - 20.69 H. Foley

Yeah, it's a special we shot on the Route 66 tour. It includes comedy from each city, a bunch of behind the scenes on the bus. I'm talking beers, heaters, someone shits their pants. It's a whole thing. Are You Garbage YouTube page. Sign up, subscribe now. Live from here, February 25th. Let's go.

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Chapter 3: Who are the hosts of Are You Garbage?

21.616 - 40.163 Kevin Ryan

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

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41.263 - 59.247 Matt Pinfield

Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians, and we found that it's a good to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Tate Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition.

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59.567 - 65.652 Matt Pinfield

She's out in the garage shining up the spinners. Okay. Getting ready. All right. Thought that was going to hit a little harder.

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65.672 - 68.715 H. Foley

You got to go back to the writers room.

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Chapter 4: What hilarious stories do the comedians share about music?

68.735 - 92.138 Matt Pinfield

What do you mean? That's in the Patreon. That's diaper rifles over there on Patreon. I thought that was going to kill, but it didn't. But here we are. No more taking sips when I'm hitting my punchlines. I didn't know that was a punchline. I thought it was more of a short story. Sweeten that up a little bit, Lee. Mike Coase is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage?

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92.159 - 98.585 Matt Pinfield

He is an international businessman and a tough laugh, let me tell you. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

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98.645 - 113.358 H. Foley

What up, everybody? Shout out to you. First of all, thanks for tuning in. As always, make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube and now Spotify. We got a full video available on Spotify over there. I don't know how to find it, how to watch it, but it's over there, I've been told. And the boys are on tour. Shows are selling out.

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113.378 - 126.346 H. Foley

We're adding second shows, but get your tickets now. We're running through the Midwest, Pontiac, Minneapolis, Indy. Show at it, Austin, Texas. Austin, Texas. We just had a little pop-up showing us something. Get those tickets. The boys are out there. We'll see you on the road.

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126.466 - 141.735 Matt Pinfield

And, gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly, special guest back with us again today. He's family at this point. He's one of your favorites, one of our favorites. You can hear him every week on his amazing podcast, Soder. Give it up for the one, the only, Dan Soder.

142.255 - 143.196 Dan Soder

Sweet intro, boys.

143.616 - 145.238 Matt Pinfield

A true swordsman.

146.219 - 154.386 Dan Soder

A comic. I'm giving you cross paws because I feel comfortable. Like a golden retriever by a fire. You get cross paws to start the show.

Chapter 5: How do the comedians feel about their college days and jam sessions?

154.406 - 157.77 H. Foley

Oh, he likes us. Yeah. I start scratching your ear.

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157.83 - 168.58 Dan Soder

He's relaxed. I might show my belly to show you I feel completely safe. Oh, Dan, big stretch. He's most comfortable. Yeah, dude, good to be back.

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168.86 - 169.961 Matt Pinfield

You're not a watch guy, are you?

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170.241 - 170.421 Dan Soder

No.

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170.662 - 175.086 Matt Pinfield

I have two thinner wrists. Is that what it is? Yeah. You think you have thin wrists?

175.126 - 179.65 Dan Soder

You're a man's man. Who told you that? Look at that. Look at that. There's some space in there.

Chapter 6: What are the funniest moments from the podcast?

179.71 - 180.991 Matt Pinfield

Or maybe you just got long fingies.

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181.371 - 195.404 Dan Soder

I think, yeah, I'm spindly. You do have long fingers. You never played the piano or guitar or nothing? Never. No bass? Tried, dude. I would have fucking killed. Come on. I also only, I know I'd be good at the bass because I know how to move while playing the bass, which is this.

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195.484 - 199.308 H. Foley

That's what it's all about. It's all rock. You need a good bebop going. Just one to two.

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199.548 - 204.792 Matt Pinfield

How about a head nod to the drummer? There you go. What's up? Yeah. Say something about after the show.

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204.953 - 212.92 Dan Soder

And I'm very, the way my face is, I could probably play stand-up bass with a hat. Uh-huh. Yeah. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. I was just spinning it.

Chapter 7: What insights do the comedians share about their favorite bands?

215.115 - 217.296 Matt Pinfield

I always thought that was just a cello. Really?

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217.317 - 230.586 Dan Soder

I'm not sure of the difference. Yeah. If I have to be honest with you. Aren't they all just violins? I guess. I mean, to me, yeah. Aren't we all just violins? Yeah. I never, but I don't have musical talent, so. Nothing. Nothing. Either one of you guys?

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230.826 - 231.887 Matt Pinfield

Play the guitar a little bit.

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232.647 - 235.55 H. Foley

Oh. Would you pay him to do this? I pick a banjo.

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235.67 - 237.331 Dan Soder

Have you ever played a song for a lady?

Chapter 8: What are the challenges of being a comedian in the industry?

238.367 - 242.209 H. Foley

Uh, yeah. Uh, I don't know, have you heard Sunny Day by any chance?

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244.831 - 246.852 Dan Soder

Did you, did you, you've gotten pussy from playing the guitar?

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247.132 - 249.194 H. Foley

I wouldn't say. He's got a couple of dicks from it.

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250.594 - 256.999 Dan Soder

Just a guy that goes, is this weird if I say I want you? Hey, I never heard anyone do Wonderwall like that. Can I suck your cock?

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257.119 - 261.943 Matt Pinfield

I want to suck you off, dude. No, definitely some jam sessions in the fraternity house.

262.504 - 265.446 Dan Soder

Oh, man. You guys were locked in, huh?

268.148 - 268.288 KJ

Oh.

268.549 - 273.893 Dan Soder

That's my kind of pumpkins right there. Little pumpkins. If you're walking by that frat house, you go, you hear those queers? Yeah.

275.555 - 278.979 Matt Pinfield

You're the first couple chords that come as you are. Must be the accounting frat.

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