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The LOL Podcast

The Final Episode.

Tue, 01 Apr 2025

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Chapter 1: Why is this the final episode?

00:00 - 00:07 Matt

I would like for all of you, actually, to tell them your reason. Because I'm the only one who doesn't want to stop the podcast. But everyone else here wants the podcast to be over.

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00:07 - 00:11 Michael

I enjoy it. I just also would like to have kids one day. But what does that have to do with the podcast?

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00:11 - 00:16 Matt

You were the one who started the entire conversation of quitting the podcast. Okay, no.

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00:16 - 00:23 Harper

I'm going to LA and I'm trying to pursue my singing. And so, like, I just can't really do that right now with the podcast and stuff.

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00:00 - 00:00 Matt

It's gonna be weird. The sensor's gonna collect cobwebs, collect dust.

00:00 - 00:00 Harper

That's so weird. No, it's gonna be turned into a normal upstairs. No, we can't leave this set. Why are you crying?

00:00 - 00:00 Maverick

Because y'all act like it's not sad, but it is.

00:00 - 00:00 Matt

All right, guys, so I had a question that I started to ask before the podcast, but I decided to wait until we started the podcast.

00:00 - 00:00 Harper

Brody's been wearing these pants since yesterday.

Chapter 2: What are the hosts' future plans?

01:21 - 01:22 Brody

No, no.

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01:23 - 01:32 Matt

Or whatever. I don't know. Whatever episode we're recording on. We decided that we are going to try to get one of our Uber drivers or Postmates drivers, delivery driver, whatever you call it.

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01:32 - 01:33 Harper

Or DoorDash drivers.

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01:33 - 01:40 Matt

DoorDash driver. We're going to try to get one of our delivery drivers to bring our food and... Join our podcast.

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00:00 - 00:00 Kinsey

Yes.

00:00 - 00:00 Matt

So my DoorDash driver is about to pull up. So I'm going to go see if Diana will come on the show. Okay. I'll be right back.

00:00 - 00:00 Cash

She's not coming on the show. Diana. Diana. Also, if you guys are wondering. I'm bringing my Panda Express. What does Diana look like? Is she like?

00:00 - 00:00 Matt

He's going to find out.

00:00 - 00:00 Kinsey

Do you think I know Diana?

Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about ending the podcast?

02:36 - 02:45 Cash

Say, will you be? Dream guest on my podcast? Diana. Anyways, I use DoorDash. Do you use? I use Uber Eats. Uber Eats? Cash uses Postmates. I hate Postmates.

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02:47 - 03:09 Matt

all like delivery food things yeah mav got robbed one time and he holds it against the entire not just once it was many times they just sent you the wrong thing they don't show up with the food and if they do show up with the food it's like never good it's just like like you pull out your mcdonald's fry and you're like and it just goes well you realize it's it's because it kind of sits there for a while

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03:09 - 03:12 Matt

Yeah, they got to drop off at three different houses, pick up the food.

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03:12 - 03:15 Michael

That's why you pay the three extra dollars to get the immediate service.

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00:00 - 00:00 Matt

Yeah, but when everyone pays for that, then it's not immediate, is it?

00:00 - 00:00 Michael

Well, yeah, because they're only allowed to go from the restaurant to your house. That's not true.

00:00 - 00:00 Matt

I paid for it, and that does not happen.

00:00 - 00:00 Cash

My only issue is that, yeah, sometimes I think they do stack up orders low-key. Oh, well, they're not supposed to. They're not supposed to, but I think they will. But my issue is that every time I order Chipotle, they jit me. I'm like, give me double protein.

00:00 - 00:00 Matt

What the?

Chapter 4: What unexpected guests appear on the podcast?

10:09 - 10:11 Nate

Oh. That's crazy.

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10:11 - 10:14 Cash

Wait, so when she came up here, was that the friend she was on FaceTime with downstairs? Yeah.

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10:15 - 10:18 Cash

And she was like... I was like, hey, I'm Harper.

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00:00 - 00:00 Michael

And she was like... She was, like, taken back when she looked in this room. She was like, oh, my God.

00:00 - 00:00 Maverick

Yeah, she walked up here and she was like, what?

00:00 - 00:00 Cash

That's why, well, the reaction she had, I was like, oh, did she... Like, does her daughter watch or something? I don't know. She was like...

00:00 - 00:00 Kinsey

no she just saw the holes and she was like oh yeah she was like is that a secret room we should have had her go in the secret room that's sketchy if i'm a door driver i'm not going to nobody's secret room it just says danger dinosaur area don't worry i don't think she can read english i wonder what she's thinking right now like what the heck like i was just on a podcast i wonder if she's ever heard of stranger danger

00:00 - 00:00 Kinsey

Yeah, because she walks right in.

Chapter 5: What are the challenges of delivery services?

17:06 - 17:12 Harper

We put helmets on and put pillows over our head and put pillows over Estes' head too. Sounds smart. No, you don't. Thank you. Swear.

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17:12 - 17:14 Matt

You put helmets on? You put helmets on?

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17:14 - 17:14 Harper

Yes, I promise.

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17:14 - 17:16 Matt

Did you not know it's better to get knocked out in a tornado?

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00:00 - 00:00 Harper

Y'all have not seen how these people do that?

00:00 - 00:00 Kinsey

Barbara takes her helmet off. She's like, oh, oh, oh. Her mom's like, what are you doing? Put your helmet on. She's just banging her head against her helmet. She's like, fine.

00:00 - 00:00 Harper

Why did my mom make me put on a helmet?

00:00 - 00:00 Michael

No, a helmet, I would say that's smart.

00:00 - 00:00 Maverick

Better yet, she just starts knocking out her mom's helmet.

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