Kinsey
Appearances
Long Winded with Gabby Windey
A strap in New York
Hi, y'all. I'm Kinsey, and I'm the host of Housecast Podcast. I am a Gen Z wannabe Martha Stewart meets Dolly Parton trying to live in a Nancy Meyers movie. We talk all about life, relationships, and navigating your 20s. I'd like to say I'm multifaceted. I'm either waking up at 4 a.m. in the sauna, tending to my garden, or closing out the bars until 2 a.m.
Long Winded with Gabby Windey
A strap in New York
You just never know what you're going to get. Okay. Okay.
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
She's like, this is ridiculous that I'm playing this here.
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
It's because I don't have your contact save and I see Mavericks.
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Okay, okay, the thing is, I don't have a photo for you, but every time I see Maverick's orange photo of him, like, looking into the light.
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Say, hey, it's Mav. I just wanted to ask something. Kenzie said she was with you last night. Is that true?
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Oh! Oh, perfect. But all I want really for my birthday...
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Think about an electric guitar. Like, coming home from school after the podcast, having the 45 minutes to yourself for a little bit, learning the guitar.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Oh, yeah, but who's going to do my friend? Because y'all wouldn't be worried about where I am.
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
I didn't know it was St. Patrick's Day. Let me think.
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Brooke is too honest. Be like, hey, Harper was saying last night when she was out with her friends, you were driving her around. I feel like this has happened before.
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
No, no, be like Brooke or say, hey, it's Miss Zilmer.
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Be like, I was told last night. No, no, because my mom will sometimes be like, I was told last night that...
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
i was told the drama i'm just gonna say that i mean because you were just on vacation with brooke for a week yeah i'll be like hey harper was saying i'll just say that last night on vacation no no say hey harper was saying last night you um drove her to chipotle is that true or you could just say harper had snuck out last night and she told me she was with you is that true
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
We can try other friends. Oh, Brooke. Oh, come on, Brooke. What time is cheer over?
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Wait, let me. I definitely have other friends. Don't worry. Yeah, we believe you, Harper. Do Addie. Yeah. Well, she's a cheer, too.
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
She'll call her back. But that's... Dude, Reese... Okay, what do you think she's going to say? Go to Flurry's Bistro. See Reese.
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Let me see. Let me see if I have any other friends. Did Devin ever answer?
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Okay, try to call Addie. Ready? All right, I'll give you her number. It's this. Oh, okay.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
I don't want to be a nuisance or anything, but every time I come over after my birthday, I'm going to drive here in my car, and I'm going to bring my guitar. Okay. That'd be great. I would love that.
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Okay, well, I just want an electric guitar and a guitar for my birthday. Wait, is that what you're asking for? Well, yeah, yeah. I asked my mom. She was like, what about an acoustic guitar?
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
No, I'm definitely more of a... Have you seen me recently? I'm more of a definitely electric guitar girl.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Do you think I could, because I love wearing nails, but do you think I could play the guitar with nails?
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
I was like, your best friend took... Your favorite color like the stars. You know, you know that one. It's like your best. Can we try to do best impressions of your best friend? Your best friend took Michael Jackson.
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Yeah, that would be the school snitch. He just put a tack in your chair. Yeah, I ain't trying to be a snitch.
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Yes, I did. Beat this quiz and prove you're a real best friend.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
I got it wrong. Wait, what was it? My phone is dying! My phone freaking died! I automatically win because I got 100% correct of the answers that I did answer. Okay. Too bad.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
I did do it in my head, and I only got one wrong.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
You should believe it. I got all the ones I answered correctly.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
What is happening? How are you doing that, Gash?
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Don't eat those. Hey! Stop throwing marshmallows down here!
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Can I have that Kool-Aid? Yo, yo, yo. This is not Kool-Aid. This is a Capri Sun. Do you have any more drinks up there? Can I have that Capri Sun cash that was thrown at you? Any more drinks?
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
What? I literally judged you for that? That is so rude. I feel bad.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
You would steal a teenager girl's Capri Sun. Oh my goodness, you make...
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Okay. Oh, I don't really like the taste of that. What else your magic room got?
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Your secret room doesn't like it. Your secret room's turning on you. Secret room killed him. Ew.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Cash! Wait, I've never tried a Feastables.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Okay, can you eat almonds? Good catch. Would you like an almond?
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Have you had a Feastable? Why do I hear the secret room airing up? Does it just taste like normal Hershey's?
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
It probably has seasoning and little crackers. One of my friends ordered a chamoy pickle kit. Are you sure? We should order it. Oh, my God. It's a party.
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
I'm judging because his toothbrush sits right next to my toothbrush. No, you just said we listen and we don't judge.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Harper or Kinsey? I'm trying to think of something that y'all don't already know.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Well, that was kind of crazy. Mav and I don't have things like that happen in our bedroom.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
We don't fart and hold it into the sheets.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
If we're not judging, then I won't judge.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Does not judge mean that we can continue to do the act that we're about to say out loud?
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
We don't judge. Well, mine's not near as bad as y'all's. If anything, I'm going to do it more now.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
laying on the bed when i walk in there i pretend like i don't see her and i walk away no and then one time maverick saw her laying on the bed he was like we have to reclean all the sheets they're destroyed they're done for and i was like oh my gosh they're fine just lint roll it and he was like no they're done for and it's happened two times since then and i just lint rolled it
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Does your secret room have any more drinks?
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
I don't understand why we're talking about it.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
She just saw those graphs. I didn't know we talked about it.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
I don't think it responds to your questionnaire.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
No, no, please. I really enjoy these clothes. I'm so serious. Please, please. I really... Please.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
I will, because the last cake you threw on me ruined my clothes. I had to throw them away.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Just taste it. Eat some of your cake. It'll be great.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Can I have a side that no one else has touched?
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Are you serious? I'm highly expensive electronics.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Harper, what day are you on for, like, wash day? Like, how many days?
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
You need more on this side of your head. Yeah.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Yeah. Well, now you got one right next to you. Have you seen the cute little porgy pines like giving themselves a bath? It's so cute.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Not the front, just the back of her hair.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Can you raise your hand like this, please?
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
How many noodles... Did y'all see the lights flash?
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Dude, that's a weapon. You got one left. You got one. Oh, it's gone. It's gone. It's gone. You did it. I leave and you go. Oh. You got all of them. Oh, I got all of them?
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Harper, when you're talking to your parents, how do you say you're coming over here? Are you like, oh, I gotta go to the podcast?
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
There's going to be so many kids just sticking noodles in their hair at home. What happened to all my noodles?
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
We need a big... You're throwing them at yourself. Oh, that's a big chunk. That is a big chunk. Oh my gosh, your hair is going to be so disgusting. Got it!
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
You don't have money for broken bones, and we don't want to pay for broken bones.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Everybody go around and say that you don't think you should jump so it's on recording. We should all go around and say we don't think you should jump so it's recorded. So you can't sue us.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
What is happening? How are you doing that, Cash? Hey, can I get a Capri Sun to wash this down? This is trash.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
I had to put those in my bedroom because when I bought them, I was like, oh, Cash is going to steal these. So I had to hide them in my bedroom.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
What is it called? Not dandruff. What is it? Insulation.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Well, just know I'm not a dirty person and my ears are clean.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I'm a freaking human being. Look in there. Human being. I have so much. Oh, and you got some blackheads in your ear. What? Right there. You see those blackheads?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
This is worse than mine. What's happening? I want to pop his blackheads in his ear. Guys? Do you see those black dots right there in his ear?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Why are you doing it like that? We don't want to see it. What?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I feel like people don't enjoy listening to y'all fight.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I feel like an outside source should explain this. Alex, get over here. So wait, I'll explain it and then Alex will explain it. No, Kenzie, you can't explain it. You're too biased. You're a wife. Alex, get over here. Kenzie, you're married to him.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Maverick, you keep your mouth shut. The only people allowed to talk are Alex and Kinsey.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I was there for the entire thing. Please. I'm unbiased.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Before we go play pickleball, Maverick says to me, I don't know if Cash heard, so that might be irrelevant. But he says to me, we need to leave by this time so we can leave the house by 310. And I said, okay. So we go out there, playing our pickleball, doing the thing, you know. Yes, Maverick gets a little upset that he loses. That is, like, absolutely irrelevant to the story.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
He was probably going to go up to Cash and be a little bit rude, regardless of if he lost or won. But because he was irritated, he could have been just a tad bit more rude to Cash. Could have been. He was going to be rude regardless, but he could have been a tad bit more. So he goes up to Cash and says to Cash about five or six times, we have to leave at 310.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Why don't you just come in the car with us? And Cash is like, Matt. Calm down. It's fine. I'm going to be there. Don't you worry. I'm going to be there. And so after the fifth time, Mav gets in the car, and we head on home. In Cash's advantage, there were no seats in the car. He would have had to sit on his mom's lap.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
okay anyways so we get to the house at 3 0 5 everyone's ready to leave and cash is not there and maverick says well i told him 3 10 so we will wait so we waited inside the house until 3 10 at 3 10 we walked to the car map drove to the stop sign and he was like i'll wait just a little bit longer and so we waited until like 3 15 3 18 whatever it was and then matt was like all right i'm done we're leaving and so then we drive away
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I'm picking my... Sorry, guys. The Bloom Nutrition ad has to go up.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
And then we see Cash's car pass by. And Maverick calls Cash and is like, just get out of the car and hop in our car. And Cash is like, no, dude, just come to the house. And Maverick's like, dude, just get out of the car and stop being a brat. And they're like saying crazy things to each other back and forth. And Cash is like, no, I'll go home.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
And so Maverick turns himself around, goes to the house, and Cash gets out. And they're like, ah, we're so late, hi, hi. And then Cash gets in the car and Maverick loses his mind and says all kinds of things he shouldn't have said. He should have just been quiet.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
It's because he kept talking over it. Okay, and so then I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking. And then Cash says something, so Maverick's like...
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
all right well it's all out war now so they argue for about 10 minutes and then tara is trying to be very positive tara is the boy's mom and she's like well boys hi we just all love each other let's just calm down and they're like and she's like please i just want to have a good family trip and they are both quiet and then five minutes later me and tara like do you think they're okay and the boys are like oh hey blah blah blah and they're all best friends again yeah
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Whoa. You're not following the rules of the tackle box because you're not supposed to put trash in there. Wow.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
No one's going to think that's funny unless they know what that is.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Have you heard that theory that pretty girls marry ugly guys? That's my theory.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Okay, anyways, I got all his favorite snacks. Whoppers. He loves sweet tarts. I got him those little cinnamon twist pretzel things.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
No, it is Valentine's Day because, look, the sweet tarts are in the shape of a heart. That's so fun. And so are the Reese's. Y'all are making me jealous. The Nerd Gummy clusters are pink and purple.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Did somebody got a bottle? I said. Harper, does that happen with a lot of people your age you feel like?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
No, that's not what this is. This is a sweet tart.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Sweet tarts are so good. And then look at these. Lifesaver gummies are XOXO. Wait, has he already finished all the snackle box?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
It's XOXO for Valentine's Day. Okay, so that's this snackle box.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Similar items, but I added... These are so cute. Chips? The mini Doritos.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Anyways, mini Doritos, little baby Oreos. And he likes those Andy's mints from Olive Garden.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Oh wait, there's one more thing. What is it? I got him this. It has like this like cushiony foam. Give me that.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Well, just give me one second to explain what it is.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Yeah. It covers your eyes from the light. Yes, we know that.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
And on the other side, there's hole indentions in case your eyeballs, I guess, poke out.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I mean, there's so much. Well, that one is like Tempur-Pedic, kind of.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
for the last few days look at him staring look at yesterday they were comparing him to honey how like honey like doesn't really know what's going on she just like jumps off the couch she jumps back on the couch and she can't be decisive cash is like we have to do something i've been in this house all day long i need to go to the casino i have to go play pickleball i have to go whirling ball we have to do something i cannot sit here anymore and then on top of that this morning i was cleaning up like the kitchen and like living room area and putting the pillows back on and i was like okay this is cash's
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
This is Cash's. This is Cash's. And I just made little piles. He has a laundry pile on top of the countertop. I was like, wow, Kate has not been here in a while. You just left your clothes all around?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
We pulled up to the house with steaks, okay? Like really nice steaks that were kind of expensive. And Cash has his DoorDash that accidentally went to the neighbor's house. So he's like walking over there without shoes on to get his Panda Express or whatever it is. He looks like a little gremlin. Yeah. And we're like, what are you doing? He's like, I got to get my Panda.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
And we're like, but we're making steaks. And he's like, yeah, but my Panda.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Let me tase it. Wait, yes, I want to see what would happen.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
That was so kind. Wait, serious question. Dude, I think she just ate part of the wrapper. No one listens to me. I was listening.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Thank you. When you're tasing something, is that, so it's electricity, but does it get hot?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Oh, because he unedited me! She just said he unedited her and he likes her family friend.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
No. Have you ever been tased? No, don't. Wait, you've never been tased? Well, I mean, Stella's little shock collar, but that's not really tasing.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Oh, man, I have a headache. I'd rather not. Is it like fire, though? Will it burn? Put it on that chocolate bar and see if it melts.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
No, no, no, no. Let's flip the script here. Just so y'all know. She's at an outdoor shopping mall yelling this man's name. Hold on. You gotta put yourself in his shoes. Let's flip the script. Let's say you're just talking to a guy casually. You know, you're like, oh, maybe I'm interested. I'm not really sure. And all of a sudden, you hear him screaming your name in the shops.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
You're going to be like, that guy's a little crazy.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Put something over her mouth, too, because that name is too easy to... Stanley was watching out of the movie theater.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Did he ask you to pay for the ride? Yes. Okay, he's not worth waiting for.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Harper, there's going to be a guy one day who loves your red hair. Well, I love Maddox. And would drive four hours. I love Maddox! Okay, well, there's that.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Wait, we should, when we do like a chocolate carving club shoot. It broke! I can't take this anymore.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I understood, Matt. It's just funny because I knew he was going to be like, what's inertia?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
You're more than welcome to go ahead and start. I asked.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Look, I looked at some of the podcasts, and it looks quite tragic when we have nothing behind us. It does. What?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Now, Kinsey is worried about what the aesthetics behind her look like when she's on the ball.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
You better not say anything that's going to hurt my feelings.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Are you about to talk about my face, my clothes, our room?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Listen, I haven't driven the car in like six months.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
You as a single man wasn't driving two and a half hours every single weekend and getting home at 5 a.m.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
You already made people think I'm disgusting. He's like, your car is disgusting. And now y'all are going to say something else about me is disgusting. Everyone's going to think I'm gross.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Let's take it back a month ago. Wait, she melted chocolate in her ear?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Listen, a month ago, I wanted to mess with that stuff on Maverick's nose, so I was messing with it, and then I was like, let me mess with your ear. And so then I started messing with his ear, and I was like, your ear is dirty.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Okay, so a month ago, I cleaned Maverick's ear, and it was dirty. And I was like, oh, your ear's dirty. I got to clean this, you know? Just like a normal dirty ear. And then he was like, well, let me clean your ear. Perfectly clean as a whistle. Just beautiful ears, you know?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Clean as a whistle. You never heard that analogy? What does that mean?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
So we just need to restart. Do you say it with your hands again? Look how tall she is.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Anyways, my ears were clean. Okay? That's a whistle.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
as a whistle and then yesterday i was like let me clean your ears again because they're probably gross so i look in there they're gross again so i'm cleaning them he's like let me clean your ears and i said okay but they're gonna be clean just like they were last time and they just sure were not clean they were not not clean at all and i have photos no way
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
We'll literally get a Q-tip and I'll clean out my ears. I was so self-conscious. I had to watch a YouTube video this morning about earwax.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
But you gotta guess it. I'm very interested. P, please, please. What? Wait, no, that's not how you spell that. I have no clue. Plead?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I genuinely don't even know what letter, what are you saying? Cash, we can't afford.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I'm holding it all right now. Cut to that camera angle right now.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
you think those are funny when you're scrolling through tiktok or instagram but then when someone's like all right it's your turn you have to do it it's like you have to do it i don't know about that what's the craziest thing what's the craziest thing y'all done for social media i mean kate still has to be when she bent down and took a poo in mcdonald's
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
It was like a pipe, and the pipe hit his lip. But because it hit his lip, his teeth on the other side went into his lip.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
It gave me dimples. It looks like the white Grinch. The white Grinch.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, no. That was my lip doing that. Y'all don't understand.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Stop it. Stop it. Spare a hand? Sweep your boots right off the ground.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Why did y'all do that? Why'd y'all go to Colorado?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Y'all are like, oh, I got six and three and five. Kenzie, you're, you're, you will.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You're not going to move your head at all? OK, this is tragic.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Fill the whole thing. Y'all are picking this up.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I don't want to have a loser son, so I need to build his confidence.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
He looks like a Mr. Beast. This is the second podcast. He's just left now.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
That's so boring. People are going to click off.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I want to be the one to slaughter his dreams.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I want to know, Harper, this weekend for your cheer comp, do you have a whole routine? I do.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, so we got 15 seconds? Are you nervous at all?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, no. I'll take it happily. He just doesn't want to not be the center of attention, so he can't actually give it away.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Her soul is like leaving her body when she falls.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Okay, wait. I have a question about Honey's throw up. Does she make like a weird back thing?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You literally know her. Yeah, yeah, you can sit there. That's kind of rude of you to make her sit on the floor like that. Who is this girl? Hadley Grace. Yay!
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Wait, that song that I like to sing. Wild Ones.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I feel like Harper's not going to know it, but I feel like Hadley might know it. That was it.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Effort in just a little bit for 12 seconds. Effort. Effort in. She's making fun of you because you're like, if you just put in a little effort. Listen, I'm not a singer. I'm such a bad singer. Nev.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, I don't know what you think you're doing, but you're not doing it. He was raising his ya-ya.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You're thinking too seriously about yourself.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
It's not funny, and I'm not saying it out loud.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Wait, what is it? What is it? You did that before me.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I don't have anybody pinned. I didn't even know you could pin people on Snapchat, so.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yours is ridiculous. And Kate's is just a little suspicious. Surely it's not real.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Well, Kate's are just a bunch of books. She has one video of old lady sitting on a couch.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
My like TikToks are kind. I like all of your stuff. You're welcome.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I said y'all need to call her and apologize or make it like... What? You just need to tell her that that was not him because that's going to look really weird.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I do know who it is. Oh, you do? Yeah. I just didn't know if I was supposed to say it out loud.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Kate's TikToks. This lady's crazy. I like TikToks.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Well, it's quite boring, but I think it's funny because it's boring. What?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I'm not really sure why she has all these likes. It's kind of crazy.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Okay, well, if you think of the videos that y'all like, like breaking arms and blood and crazy things. I don't like those.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, that's gotta be like bad for you. Harper, don't eat that.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Okay, Kate is on the complete opposite end of the spectrum. It's like, I'm not sure why you took the time to press like on this.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, that's why. Why don't you just save them?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
The first one is just old ladies sitting on a couch.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I heard the news. You're all pinned except for me. It's great.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
What is it? Tell me. We can show you after. Y'all's style of content is like... So crazy cashes, but and people My butt is literally just on the internet. I'm not even kidding.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Barbara takes her helmet off. She's like, oh, oh, oh. Her mom's like, what are you doing? Put your helmet on. She's just banging her head against her helmet. She's like, fine.
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The Final Episode.
like about to jump off her stairs just onto the ground wait i don't know about to find out how much fall damage i can take what kind of helmets are these Biking helmets.
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The Final Episode.
It's like, you're a winner, you're a winner, you're a winner, you're a winner, and you're a loser.
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The Final Episode.
no she just saw the holes and she was like oh yeah she was like is that a secret room we should have had her go in the secret room that's sketchy if i'm a door driver i'm not going to nobody's secret room it just says danger dinosaur area don't worry i don't think she can read english i wonder what she's thinking right now like what the heck like i was just on a podcast i wonder if she's ever heard of stranger danger
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The Final Episode.
Okay, can you explain to me how you can try to knock yourself out?
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The Final Episode.
No. What? That's the worst place to go. You're going into the bathtub close to the edge of the house on the second story.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I'll be brutally honest with Kate right now. You have hurt me. Very bad. Okay, tell me how so I can tell you I'm sorry.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
No, but when she first said it, I was like, can you say that again for me? At a definition as well. So...
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
two man i just discovered recently chopped um what's the other one oh also i know cooked everybody knows cooked now but harper when she first started saying cooked it was like what what do you mean what you never cooked has been a thing forever no it is not okay no it hasn't cooked has been a thing for like 10 15 years you know vex bolts made that what him cook meme
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
that's crazy no great producers the quality between y'all's childhood videos compared to harper's it's so crazy that's crazy like harper was filming that in 2018
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
So you've had like six phones? Dude, I know. Basically all passed out. Except for two. Cash was texting me with green chat bubbles for a while there.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
No, honestly, I just chose to ignore it and I DM'd him on Instagram to, you know, pretend it wasn't happening. Wait, can you see if the taser works?
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
You did? Oh my gosh. My dad had one of those. I was so jealous. My first phone was an iPhone 4 too, but it was my mom's old iPhone 4 as well, but she didn't put any service on it. Me neither.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Yeah, my mom didn't put any service on mine until... In fact, I was made fun of because I thought... You probably got the iPod Touch right when it came out. No.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I didn't have a camera. And I remember being like, oh, the neighbor has a camera. I don't.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
If she does it, then probably the majority of the audience doesn't.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Yep, I'm toasted. That's kind of funny. You're toast. Yeah, but I think we should start a petition. I'm going to start one myself. Petition to make normal slang words because I never want to be like... Normal? No, no more. First of all, yeah, if you're going to make slang, make it normal. Don't be saying stuff like a two-man. But if you're like... Yeah, that's kind of crazy. I don't think...
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
If Harper doesn't know, I don't think they're going to know because they're like younger than us.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I always wanted a Wii, but I didn't get one because I wasn't a rich kid.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
That is sad. I did see that. That's deep. I need to go find my pink Nintendo DS from my mom.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I think my mom and dad still have my Nintendo, so I might go grab that.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I kind of want to hop on the train. Can we get one of those? We have one of those. If it's not ours, then I can't play with it.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
We're going to be fighting over the Switch. What if I want to play? Then you guys are like, I want to play.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Well, I know exactly what he's going to say. Self-tan looks worse than being pale. That's what he was going to say.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
No, it's not. It's a double date, Harper. Don't say a two-man. Have some class. When you're asking friends if they want to hang out, say, hey, y'all want to go on a double date this weekend?
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Nope. Not doing that. I'm not getting cancer. I'm sorry. Do you want me to get cancer at the age of 22 and die and you're a widow?
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I didn't say that. I'm not doing that. I didn't say to do that. You flipped the switch.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Okay, but if I had to choose between, because I want to be tanned, would you rather me tanning bed or self-tan?
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Actually, just let me inform you real quick. Last, probably about last spring, I started going outside to tan, and then I was like, this is just as bad as going to a tanning bed, so I stopped.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
But it's so pretty. You look so pretty when you're tan. You look so bright, Diane. Yeah, so I do self-tan, but I try to do a reasonable shade where I don't look straight up orange.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
No, no, no, no, no. I can tell you exactly what they look like.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
They're walking out of Target in a sweat set because they have a tan on that's developing, and they can't wash it off yet. That's why they look so funky.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Well, that's unfortunate. Your self-tan blindness. I think we should start telling people.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
No, double date. That's so, do you think that Ally from the notebook would be saying, Noah, let's go on a two man. No, she was saying, Noah, let's go on a double date. Move on. Wait, what's wrong? What is happening?
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Go ahead and tell the people what I did because I did nothing. I don't want to look at you right now. Oh, my gosh. It's so dramatic.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
My what? You're trying to play the victim. I'm not trying to play the victim.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Very bad. Okay, tell me how so I can tell you I'm sorry. Oh, it's funny. Isn't it? I'm laughing because it's awkward.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I mean, like, it's just like, can you please use your words and tell me what I did, and I will tell you I'm sorry.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
No, I don't. No, that's the thing, and you guys are making me look so bad.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
You guys are making me look bad. Everyone's going to be like, I can't believe Kate did that. Kate did what? Can someone say what Kate did?
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Okay, backstory. I went on a bachelorette trip this weekend, and Cash and Maverick's parents came into town. Kenzie's family was here.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I'm just giving you all the backstory because I have no clue what happened.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
So, the point is that we have asked y'all seven times to get the mattress out of the storage unit, and you should have done that by now, and this wouldn't have been an issue.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I did, actually. I responded last night at like 2 a.m. when I finally saw it. I was like, it's fine. She's busy, you know. Yeah, I texted her at 1 a.m. last night.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Aren't those, like, really expensive? Yeah. How much are they a piece?
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I would like everybody to be for real because I feel like I'm at the butt end of some joke.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Because everyone's like... Apparently mad at me this weekend when I was gone.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I have a headache. Hit my arm. Hit my elbow. That didn't break. That didn't break. It's hitting my funny bone. Do the smaller piece on mine. Do the smallest piece on mine. That's crazy.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
You know what is $50 worth of fun? Going to Kendra Scott and making rings.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
No, listen, y'all know the new, you know, you know how like every like five years there's new slang. I feel like we're kind of us. We're kind of old. And I feel like we kind of like catch on to the slang, like later in life now, because you know, we're not speaking for yourself.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Well, I thought it would be so cute because, you know, we like all... I do want to get one.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
We have a podcast together and it's the LOL podcast and our colors are pink and green and, like, Kendra Scott, you can go make a ring with, like, a pink... Like, you can do whatever colors you want, but I was like, if we all three had, like, the same ring or a necklace or something with two different, like, pink and green on it... That's LOL Podcast.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Well, I would have first off started out by not doing it with you two boys.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Well, I'm telling you that everything would be different. Casual Maverick most likely would not be here. And then the room would be pink.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Like a little shade of pink. No, it'd be like lots of pink. Kind of like pink graffiti would be fun. Oh, pink graffiti would be fun. Oh, that's cute. And like money. Yeah.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I came up with LOL. I think I did, guys. Are you taking the credit? That was mean. No, I just think that I was a huge contributor. Like, I threw the idea out there, and then the boys ran with it.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
She has. You've literally grown like a person. Like you turned into like an adult. It's crazy.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
And then we had the audacity to be like, we had the audacity, me, Cash, and Matt were like, why do people think we're so weird for doing a podcast with her? Or you can...
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
She was so little. Like, even if we started it now, it'd be like, oh, okay. My name was Lil Tay.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Can we invite Lil Tay on our podcast? I don't think she'd come. She, like, fell off the face of the earth. Whoa. What? Where is she? I can't find it.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
You guys are making me look bad. Everyone's going to be like, I can't believe Kate did that. Kate did what?
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Dude, I'm sure people say that about us all the time. Wait, I thought that was a normal thing. When someone just disappears, you're like, they just fell off the face of the earth. I don't think she has disappeared. I don't think she meant to disappear. She did, though. She doesn't post on social media at all. She completely stopped.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
No, it's not. Which is why I was shocked. It's not inappropriate. It is literally a double date. Oh, yeah, I guess. Yeah, it's a double date. It's literally a double date. They started calling a double date a two man.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Kat, Matt, please don't throw it while Kat's just sitting there.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Can we not throw scissors? Don't throw scissors, kids. Don't run with scissors. Don't do anything with scissors. I won't throw it, I promise.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
There is a wood panel right there. I put curtains up in my room and I hung them up all by myself.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I put curtains up in my room and they're falling off the walls now and I need Maverick to fix it. Why? Good story.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
So when we were, you know, 15, it was like, oh, let's go on a double date. It's classier. Stop saying that. Start saying double date again. That is class. Have some class, people.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Dude, you were a little menace for that. Let me show y'all something.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
It's 8.54 and the whole world is asleep right now. They wouldn't be asleep at 6.00.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
I can't even lie. Y'all's Google photos look like... Look at how Matt talks.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Well, I learned that. And, you know, like, chopped. I was like, when Harper first said chopped, I said... I look freaking chopped. I was like, what?
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
Wait, show it to me. You always just show Harper and I never get to see it.
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I Was In An Accident!
You give it to her? No. Yeah. No, you don't. He throws his trash on the floor. What do you mean? Yes, I do. And then she comes and she snatches it from him.
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I Was In An Accident!
I was looking for the dissecting. No, that's my hat. No, it's not. It's mine. It was in my PR box.
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I Was In An Accident!
I stole the hat. Well, now that they're done trying to scare me because they like making me cry because they know that every time I collide, you got... Every time I cry, you guys click on it. So they try to make me cry every episode now.
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I Was In An Accident!
Oh, my gosh. Well, Cash got—it's okay. Cash got mad at Honey the other night because she sleeps in her crate because when we moved her in here, you know, I couldn't trust her to not just pee on the floor, so she's been— Still can't trust her.
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I Was In An Accident!
Yeah, yeah. Well, this story says otherwise, okay? I don't know what story you're saying. Well, she was in her crate, and when she wants out of her crate, she doesn't do this very often. She's only done it like three, maybe four times since we've had her, but she bangs on the crate, and she's like, and it only happens when Stella's outside and she knows it.
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I Was In An Accident!
That was a crazy sound that just came out of you. That's what she makes. That's what she does.
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I Was In An Accident!
No, no, it's when Stella's outside. But anyways, like two nights ago, she started doing that in the middle of the night. And I didn't hear it somehow. And Cash did. So he was all mad that he had to like get up and let Honey out. He was like, stupid, I'm waking up in the middle of the night. And then she went outside and peed. And he's like, oh, good job, Honey. Good job, Honey.
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I Was In An Accident!
Well, she wanted to be with Stella. And I was like, I need to go take a shower. But, you know, sometimes the dogs are too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I Was In An Accident!
One time I dissected a quail, which is a type of bird. What the? You dissected a quail? I don't think we needed the definition of a type of bird. In eighth grade science class, we were dissecting quails. And my quail had a full tummy when it died.
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I Was In An Accident!
oh we like cut into it and its stomach literally exploded it was so bad exploded it like literally like shot food out of us and we were the only group there was like what you dissected a cat oh my gosh that happened okay that's crazy that's like dissecting a dog usually science teachers have like baby pigs or frogs or frogs i'll tell you that that's like literally dissecting someone's puppy
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I Was In An Accident!
It looks like a Cocker Spaniel mixed with a Golden Retriever. I did deep dives on Cocker Spaniels. Oh, my gosh.
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I Was In An Accident!
Why is everybody so serious? That one? And the dog was like actually doing the faces. Yeah.
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I Was In An Accident!
No, yesterday I was playing with her. And it was just me, her, and Honey. And I was, like, playing with her. And, you know, Honey doesn't really, you know, she tries to play, but she can't. But I was like, Stella, bang, bang. And Stella was like, I was like, bang, bang. And she was like. And I pushed her over, and then she laid down until I said resurrect. Yep. She's like, I hate you.
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I Was In An Accident!
I'll tell you what, I almost dissected someone's cat this morning. I was driving and the cat ran across the road. If it weren't for my quick reflexes while driving, that's not a dissection, that's mutilation.
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I Was In An Accident!
I've got to eat as much as I can. Stella is so devious with Honey, though, because literally Stella digs in the trash, but she doesn't care for anything in the trash. Well, she only wants food. She's just digging, so she pulls the trash out until she finds something good. But Honey's just excited that there's stuff on the ground now. Stella isn't like that. So she drops it.
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I Was In An Accident!
And runs away with it. The other day, Matt like started chasing Honey and Honey was like scurrying off with trash in her mouth because she knew Matt was coming for her.
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I Was In An Accident!
It's the one. What? You literally have the same one. Yeah. It's good for filming videos in your car. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much.
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I Was In An Accident!
okay it is it's from all of us oh yes he doesn't even know it's wrong i knew that was from me we thought that would be funny where do y'all get it from it was the only bronco shirt we could find we wanted to find this is our size we wanted to find a cuter one but if you don't like it oh my gosh no i love it right on no no yeah i tried on let me see that
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I Was In An Accident!
When you get pulled over, hand the cup back, and your mom will tell you what to put in there. I love it. It's pink and pretty, and I love it. She's like, oh. It'll have your registration and title or stuff in it that you need for when you get pulled over.
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I Was In An Accident!
You got her everything to be distracted by driving. You're welcome. The thing that it's all in can go in your trunk.
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I Was In An Accident!
We were ruining the bow. What if she wanted to keep the bow on? Nah, but I can't leave you. So, you got your license like a week ago.
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I Was In An Accident!
I think she's... Yeah, now that she got a hold of you. But, you know, when you, like, hit somebody's car, you have to, like, go through insurance. Unless you, like, want to... No. You don't have to, but, like, since you have insurance, your parents will want you to.
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I Was In An Accident!
offered every single time to pay for all of the damages but the people that i have just happened to hit their cars have all been my mom's way too nice to me yeah i uh just text her so yeah hey we're on the podcast what sorry yes ma'am
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I Was In An Accident!
It was crazy. We did the same thing that day. I hit a car the same day. The same day.
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I Was In An Accident!
Yeah, I literally left him out. They get scared. I think they think that running away will win.
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I Was In An Accident!
Honestly, that's what the bystander in my situation was trying to do.
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I Was In An Accident!
No, and that was the right thing, honestly. If I saw someone hit someone's car and drive away, I'd probably leave a note on the person whose car got hit.
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I Was In An Accident!
almost went through the windshield and everything and i was like and airbags go off and the car's just like smoking it's like and like i'm like literally like trying to keep awake and all of a sudden i'm fighting for my life on the highway i do remember that terrifying i remember you called us in the middle of the night and you're like i just hit it literally like in the middle of nowhere i just hit a deer and like my car was going we were like asleep and i was like oh that's crazy are you okay and he was like yeah and i was like okay bye and we hung up
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I Was In An Accident!
and then like five minutes later i'm like half asleep and then my brain starts to like come to normalness and i was like wait is he okay and then i like i remember that too i'll be like all right yeah bye now going back to bed i'm talking like cars like sideways on the highway but you know what's crazy
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I Was In An Accident!
But when I backed into our neighbor's car, her front bumper was low key, like hanging off and she was backing out. It was her daughter's car. She was pulling out of her driveway at the same time that I hit her car. So I hit her car and I was like, Frank, and I get out of my car and I go to her car and I was like, I just backed into your car. And she was like, Oh honey, don't even worry about it.
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I Was In An Accident!
And she walks over and she just slaps the bumper back into place. And she's like, look at that. It's great. That's what she would do for me.
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I Was In An Accident!
It did help that it was like her teenage daughter's car. And she was like, my kids have hit plenty of things before. Like, don't worry about it.
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I Was In An Accident!
They weren't out of town. He never came to see me, but he went to see some other children.
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I Was In An Accident!
GBT. Chat GBT. What is GBT? You would know, Matt. What does it stand for?
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I Was In An Accident!
Yeah, I will say, self-tan does, that's why bodybuilders do it, because it brings out the, what's it called?
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I Was In An Accident!
You know what a crazy picture would be? What? Is if Cash got on Maverick's shoulders and I got on Cash's shoulders while we're all three wearing the same shirt.
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I Was In An Accident!
Oh, we were kidding when we said that. She's like, they caught me. No, no, no, on everything I did.
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I Was In An Accident!
Are you shaming me for taking my shirt off? No, it's a public gym and you have to keep your clothes on when you're in public spaces.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Wait, we're not even at the best part. Okay, listen, remember. So then Cash is getting, Cash is all irritated because this lady just discriminated against my age, and he wants to send a- Were you all that mad? No, I wasn't. Cash was.
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Hear Me Out Cake!
Yes. I needed that hot tub. He wanted to say they're really bad. So then he starts typing, and this is on my Airbnb account, so it's like my name, my face, and I'm highly embarrassed because when Cash types, it's never grammatically correct. It's never good. He says, he just goes, is there any way we could stay, please? We're on a work trip for our company. We won't even be at the place that much.
The LOL Podcast
Hear Me Out Cake!
We don't have anywhere else to go today. Now he is begging Heather to stay at her house. I was begging.
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Then she says, what company and what kind of work do you do? This is where it gets messy. I was giving her a second chance. This is where it gets messy. Oh, no. I said, we are the owners of our own company, blah, blah, blah. We film YouTube videos, and if you look up Cash and Maverick on YouTube, you will find us. We are here to meet with other creators and tour their houses.
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We have been here for a few days and needed to extend our trip to filming video. We are two married couples and an employee here strictly on business. She ignores my message. We're just sitting in a diner at this point and have nowhere to go. Like, I'm waiting for this one to be answered. Yeah, I would, like... And then she says, hey, I'd love to know.
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And I was like, hey, I'd love to know as soon as possible. By the way, I was looking for other Airbnbs. I was not staying here even after all that. But Cash was like determined to stay here. Did y'all stay there?
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She goes, I literally said, Cash, I don't know if it's a good idea that we tell her what our YouTube channel is because she's gonna look at our YouTube channel and see the giant hole in our wall.
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She says, I checked out your channel. I'm sure this is just a weird coincidence, but there's a huge hole in the drywall behind you for that video. It looks like the size of a body. We don't allow any filming at the house and the minimum age is an issue. I'm sorry. It's not a good match.
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Unfortunately, I will never be booking an Airbnb for our group ever again. You don't know who she's going to discriminate against next, Kate. If y'all want to fight with Heather, go for it, but not off of my account, because then that's how I get bad reviews.
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Yeah. No, honestly, I genuinely, like, I didn't care. I was like, oh, it's fine. We'll just find somewhere else. But Cash was very, very upset that this lady discriminated against our age.
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Cash is getting really irritated at me because I'm not letting him go keyboard happy on my Airbnb account because that makes me look crazy. She still thinks I'm the only one texting.
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Well, she's going to think I'm crazy. And that's the other thing is I was like, well, I don't want to start letting cash type. And then she thinks I'm mean because I don't know what cash is going to say. So then cash got mad at me. Oh yeah. Well, well,
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No, it's coquette. Coquette. And what the heck is that? But coquette is literally just like an aesthetic.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, no, this is relevant. This is like with the story. Oh, okay. So Cash is all irritated that I'm not letting him message Heather. And then we finally book a new Airbnb and we move on, okay? We go shopping and Cash like- We will never move on. Cash sneaks in. I hope Heather doesn't see this.
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We have been betrayed. I actually was not mad at all. I was more irritated that Cash was so mad over her. She's not watching this, Kate.
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What did he say? I'll tell you. It wasn't bad. It was just like, it was a rude thing to say. It was not.
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I'm kidding. So we go to the grocery store and Cash like sneaks in, buys me flowers to apologize and takes them out to our car.
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you're spitting rap so fast i can't keep track so after we booked our new airbnb we were going to target to get a few things cash went in and he bought like a bouquet of flowers for me and then he felt bad yeah because he was he felt real bad actually apology flowers you want to see a picture of my apology flowers he like put them it was so funny i was like here it was so funny me and cash would pay for walk-in and we're walking by the flowers and we're like
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Yeah. So anyways, he gives me these flowers, but then I can't bring a whole bouquet of flowers home because, you know, I have to take it through the airport. So I put one single flower in a water bottle, and I carried it all the way from L.A. to Dallas.
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Well, it was one single stem, but there just happened to be lots of flowers on it.
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I lost a few petals along the way, but the majority of the flowers.
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I'm getting to that. The majority of the flowers made at home. And then when I got home, I put them in like a book to press them. And I decided that I'm starting a flower journal. So I'm going to put all the petals in a flower journal and like write little stories.
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Yes. No, it's all of the above. So I'm going to put my flowers in there, and I'm going to glue them in, and then I'm going to write a little story about how Cash yelled at me in Norm's Diner in L.A. one time, so he bought me these flowers to apologize. And then one day, our kids are going to look at that. She's going to have a whole book of how Cash is wronged her and bought flowers.
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I'm making an album. In the almost five years Cash and I have been together, that is the first bouquet of flowers he has bought because he did something wrong.
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No, you've apologized before, but you just like... Didn't get flowers.
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Honestly, if you're still TPing in 2025, get a lie. Don't TP anymore.
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No. Okay, fine. We can't. Okay, can you cut that? What? We got to cut it? We have to cut that. No, you've got to cut that.
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That's so obvious. No. It's years ago. They can get over it. Yeah, no. All right. All right. We're moving on. No, because our house is getting hit 10 times harder. What?
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Oh, there was some. We had some new scratches show up on our car, Cash.
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Cash, do you have like... You can't show her what we did to the truck. Well, then we just have to pop it up. No, we can't pop it up. Yeah, exactly. But people can guess.
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Yeah. No, it's got to be someone that, like, obviously you're cool. If you TP us, we have too many cameras. We'll track you down, and you probably will get fined.
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He just sees me in a ski mask. See, those people were TPing your house, and you were just watching them on the cameras. Like, how does anybody TP nowadays? Wait, yeah.
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No, they were secretive. I'm not even joking. I check our cameras, like, religiously. The second there's any movement, I'm like, who's at our house? Do you see me ever? Every time. Really?
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A what? A what? I don't know if you can say that, but it's fine. What? I just said, and I got a Glock. Yeah.
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No, but I would never have to use it now because of my security system. And if you override my security system.
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Why? That is just so stupid. Why don't you say I disconnected? Oh, just so stupid. Yeah, why would you not just say, oh, no, I DC'd. Oh, no, I disconnected.
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Gru from Despicable Me. Oh, my gosh. Do we have any real people around here? He was like a villain, and then he just turned into a real big softie when he got kids. Yeah, he's a sweet little guy.
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He has like three lines throughout the entire series. Here you go. There's the Ferb.
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Mev. What? Kate. Are you going to eat the cake? No, it's just like yucky to watch.
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I'm protecting myself, and also... Yeah, well, you look like a trash bag.
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Honestly, the fact that he is clean is like what sells me. I bet I'd never meet a more clean man than him.
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Well, I don't play very many games, but I do play gang of beasts. I do too. It's very fun. And every time I play, every time I play, I get the crap controller and yeah.
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Pretty good. Can you tell us what you were going to tell us downstairs? Remember? Something happened in Costa Rica. Oh, yeah. A monkey ate up my head.
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That's cool. How did y'all do that? This whole YouTube video was so funny. So when it comes out, you guys definitely have to watch it.
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no you went to costa rica i know but doing that would be so much more fun low-key no you're only saying that because you weren't with us but if all your friends went to costa rica and you stayed here and you were filming that's actually a condition you have it's called fomo yeah yeah no if you would have stayed with us and done work you would have been really sad that all your friends were in costa rica yeah but like if all my friends were at home and then i went to la for six days with y'all then i would have had fun no but then they're but guess what your friends while you're gone in la are throwing a party and everyone's at this party
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It's us. You know, our old podcast is like kind of low quality, so we got a new soundboard. I actually used this soundboard several times.
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Harper, you want to hear our Airbnb fight? Yes. Fight? No, I was telling her before about our Airbnb fiasco. Who was in the fight?
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No, let me tell you, and I'm going to name drop. No, I'm just kidding. I won't name drop. If I went with y'all, who would I sleep with? No one.
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You would have had your own bed. No. You would have had your own bed. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. I like, Pape came and he had his own room.
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I know. I was, like, thinking a little girl sleepover. Well, I miss you.
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So we go to, we're in L.A., and we book an Airbnb for, like, the time we're supposed to be there. And then we decided to extend our trip, so we had to find a new Airbnb.
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So the next morning, we're, like, trying to find Airbnbs, and Cash found one that he really wanted to book because it had a hot tub. And so I request to book it, and the lady messages me, and she says, Heather? Heather. Oh, that's name dropping. That's crazy. Name dropping. I said, I think Jesus would have a conversation with Heather.
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I said, hey. And then he killed him. Fuck. Oh, my gosh. Five times. We're in town for work. Blah, blah, blah. I would love to come stay. She said, I see you're a new user without reviews. We screen all our guests. Can you give me the following information? Names and ages. Does anyone smoke or vape? Can you read through the house rules? And I put all of our names and all of our ages.
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And if anybody smokes or vapes. And then I said, nobody smokes or vapes. And we agree to the house rules. And then she said, I'm sorry. We have a minimum age requirement. LA has lots of great listings.
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And I said, I told her we were here on work. And I said, and then I'm like, okay, fine, whatever. I was ready to find a new place. Like, I didn't care. But not me.
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So I do a little bit of research and go to the Airbnb rules. No, no, no. She, I don't think she did.
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I'll take over. Wait, Kate has the receipts. I have the messages. Yeah, but I did some research. Let Kate talk. Yeah, but you got to know my research. I did research.
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Now, now that's just like arguing with a lady and we don't want to stay at her place anyways. I was discriminated against. Of course.
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Wait, should you guys... Space Cowboy? What are you saying? Cowboy?
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She's very strong, girl. No, what happened is she... She had goons.
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Panda Express trash, fake Chinese food. Panda Express is pretty good. Their noodles taste like literal cardboard. I love my chicken.
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You know me better. When I'm lost and I'm looking for help.
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Oh, wow. I thought you were about to say some crazy stuff.
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You can't do it right. You can't do it right. No, it's more like... That's pretty good.
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I got it first. What did she even say? Sweep your shoes right off the ground.
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I know it means no to you to have it, so you can have it.
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No, no, no. You're not giving me nothing. I won that fair and square.
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They think that you think you're the main character.
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uh then who the heck was it okay okay wait now i want to guess everybody's because i think i know everyone's okay wait wait no no no have you guessed who wrote yours yeah but mine was kind of stolen from me kate obviously wrote hers yeah okay well now no one guessed correctly besides what
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Well, as soon as I say everyone else's, then... Yeah, yeah, just go.
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What did the one say? Oh, Harper wrote Kate's.
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What did Harper say? Harper said that you like me the least out of everyone. Oh, Cash said that about Harper. But he knows that I laugh at his jokes.
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Well, the problem is when you, like, if I got you.
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Because that wasn't my, like, first thought in my head.
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It's his closet and clothes organization skills or lack thereof.
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Oh, there we go. I should have wrote that on the card. He would have never guessed.
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Like, if you were in the snow and you just took a cute little picture.
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I'd push you. It's like when you're done snowboarding or skiing for the day. and you go out to dinner.
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It just looks like a... It was like wish flowers.
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She said a wish flower. I just call them wishy flowers.
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Okay. Can y'all believe I'm 16? Dandelion flowers?
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It's not dandelion. What's the yellow flower?
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It's a dandelion. Dandelion, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Glaze you? Yeah, what? Your hair? Just about anything. That's the problem. It looks like a hat on Harper on you. It looks like hair.
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Don't say that. Do you want them to respond?
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Get up. Stop acting like buffoons. What did he say? What did he say? I think he just did an accent.
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Man, I wish I was a viewer right now so I could rewind the tape.
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Can you explain it? I didn't even hear what you said.
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Don't do that. Okay, but Harper, actually, we might need to cut all that, and it's not funny because people will play into that outside of this video. Are you kidding? Oh, no, I'm not kidding.
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Like, if you're, like, promoting, like, homewrecker stuff, that's not good. You shouldn't do that.
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No, I got you ultimately. Well, you got Gerald.
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Okay, let's do your cut scene so we can come back.
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Kate, is she joking? Why are you guys whispering?
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Well, I was a joke, but is it actually a joke?
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Well, that's what I thought, but then you followed up with, but, yeah, it's, like, a joke, but, like, it's not, yeah. I mean, we're, like, two years apart.
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We can split half and half. I'll take him and you can clean his clothes. I'll take him. You'll clean his clothes. No.
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Wait, what if I draw myself? Dude, are you kidding me?
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Wait, we have a friend. Oh, you know Ashley.
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I can't wait to hear all the girls come up and, or boys too, and just be like, oh yeah, you're right.
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The thing that you hate about them? We're writing what we love and we hate?
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But you might not draw your own card. Yeah, you don't even draw.
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Cash. How can we not draw each other again? Or ourselves again? Okay. Pass it to me.
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I hate that Cash thinks he is the main character on the podcast.
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Hashtag scary. Yeah, that was a bad day of driving for me. I'm not usually that scared.
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I'm good at driving. Okay, well, fine by me because I like to sit in the passenger seat.
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Okay, well, I get to guess. Mine. Wait, wait, wait.
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Nobody say if she's right or wrong. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Is she trying to guess who wrote the one about her?