Nate
Appearances
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Well, when I reach out to her, I'll say like, hey, do you want to get a cup of drinks or do you want to get some dinner tonight? And it's always got to be like last minute.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I've been dodging her, and I've been keeping it vague for so long that now she's going to be like, oh, I got to strike with an iron hot. That's the answer.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Yeah, I definitely wouldn't do this with everybody. I don't do this whole, like, every woman is the same thing. I just know the type of woman. And when I ask her, hey, what do you like to eat? And she's like hinting at the most expensive restaurant. Oh, this Italian. Come on, dude.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Oh, God. Lucy, Lucy, you can't say all of this after you've called the radio station to get a hold of me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
What? I just, I'm better at the game than you are.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
No, that's not true at all. That's not true at all. I think negging you is the right way to go.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
honey it doesn't work that way it doesn't it just did i know you literally called the radio station to get a hold of me how are you saying that no one treats me like that nobody does it okay everybody's talking at the same time in her defense which she probably doesn't have a lot she did say remember even if he likes me i don't want to go out with him again
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Yeah, he is listening to this, Lucy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Yeah, she absolutely is better looking than me, but I have her wrapped around my little finger.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I'm not even going to say yes or no. That's the beauty of it. I'm just going to leave it vague and I'll just wait for her text later.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Uh, yeah, I'm a little busy right now, man. What's going on?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
It totally checks out. It totally checks out that she'd be the one calling me. Yeah. What does that mean? Yeah. She's texted me like four times in the last couple of days. Like I barely respond to her. So that's okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Well, it's just, she's that type of girl. Like there's a type.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Like, she's very attractive. She's been told all her life that she's attractive, so she knows it. And then she's like, no, I'm better. And I'm like, no, okay, relax.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
No, no, she's fine. Like, it's just a matter of, like,
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
there's two things you got to deal with with women like lucy keep the date really short right that's the thing you got to keep the day really short like i knew that if i kept the date going longer longer i had the suspicion that she was like all good a free meal out of me and i'm not that's not what i'm about okay so this this is like a rule a strategy that you've come up with for dating beautiful women
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
It's not just beautiful women. It's beautiful women who know that they're beautiful and think that they're better than you because they're beautiful.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
No, it's definitely because I want to keep her interested. Oh. With a woman like Lucy, the longer the date goes, the less interested she becomes because she knows all about you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Was there another one? You keep the date short. You don't give them any information. You just, hey, I got to go. Talk to you later.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
That wasn't a lie. We were at the gym. I went to go to the gym to meet a friend at the gym. But I'm not going to give her specifics. I'm not going to tell her where and when and with who because I know that the moment I say that, all the mystery is gone.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
It's going to get rough out here if we do that. There'll be a bloodbath. There'll be no peace in the streets. We can't have that. What would you battle about?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
Exactly. True. What did Ken Rock keep calling him? Was it Jomo? Jomo. Like, Jomo. Yeah. But he was, like, kind of laying out... Why is he calling him Jomo?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
Bruh, get me hard. What's the root you were talking about?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
Where I am bummed is I used to be able to get drunk and fuck and fuck forever. Those days are long gone. Now I come home and I'm like, I try and I'm like, forget it. And I miss the good old days of
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
I'll ask for anything. I'll take the no gracefully.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
i can't pull out the guy getting fucked against the wall oh fuck i want to say a thing but i have a friend i'm not gonna say his name but he he guard dog no not guard dog it's guard dog he's he's like been with a lady for a long time but never pied what like never once that's crazy it's kind of crazy right that's crazy that's great never never i think i know you're talking about
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
Andy Malifarino. Panties in the motherfucking mouth. Panties in the motherfucking mouth. Oh, I thought you said Andy. You said me. It was me. Oh, oh. The Pod Squad. Panties in the mouth. Panties in the mouth podcast. P.I. Tim on YouTube. Oh, my God, dude. I gotta take a look at the boys.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
It's an actual problem. But I just kind of was relating.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
I am Ankh. I'm Ankh now. You have become Ankh. It's fine. I like it. I kind of love it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
It's the white wife effect. It's the white wife effect. You do it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
That's actually a soft spot. Please don't talk about the ass I lost.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
no conflict no conflict yeah i think it's flipping that's the problem i'm going from non-conflict to like i think yeah i think i'm turning nasty and i'm trying to you're getting nasty i'm trying to keep it in though i'm trying not to be nasty nate i'm trying to i don't want to be no conflict either but i was i was happy there's no conflict but uh but people were no i want you guys i want them to have conflict yeah because i last time i saw each of you you were what's the word bitches
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
He's the writer. I like Nasty Nate, though. I'll be Nasty Nate.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
Shane's seen it, but it was years ago.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
He punched a special needs guy at an open mic. He wasn't special needs. He was after you punched him. I did. I did punch him. He asked for it, but... He probably was bipolar, though. But that doesn't count. I think you can punch a bipolar. You can't punch a bisexual, you can punch a bipolar.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
I get the double negative. Damn, he was bisexual bipolar? He was definitely bipolar. He was possibly bisexual. What? He got in a kissing distance.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
The first thing he did was blow a kiss at me. That is what started the conflict. I was walking into, it was like an open mic at the time that we were going to, and I was walking past and I just tried to say what up. And we got, cause we were clearly not like having, we were clearly having tension, but I was trying to not worry about that. And I walked past, said what's up. And he went.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
And then, you know, I didn't sock him right then. Time had passed. I went outside to smoke and he just, he was trying to fight me, but like in an alleyway. He was like, let's go to an alleyway, wait for the mic. And I was like, you're a psycho. I know you're gonna try to stab me back here. He's gonna try to suck you. He's gonna try to suck you. I just came back to the mic. Zen. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I mean, that would be an heirloom. Finding a jeweler to do that had to be impossible. You'd be surprised. Oh, true. True.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
If you can't flood both sides, what are you even doing? Wait, so the other side is no diamonds?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
But yeah, it's pretty wild stuff. Yeah, it kind of doesn't get black people to start going around wearing swastikas. That would be devastating.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
All right. I won't say no.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
What are you keeping it from? I had no idea about the album. I had no idea.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
A little harder right now. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I think you would actually die.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
A thousand guys. From a scourge from God?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I'll fucking fight you right now.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
You're the horniest guy. I was sitting here quiet, like, yes. That's fair.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
They would try to save the sluts. You'd have to watch out, though. I'd be talking to the Nazi bros. They're giving pussy out over there, man. Fucking chill out. Let them do their thing.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
That's probably my favorite thing he's doing right now. Not probably. A hundred percent.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I think it's a room. I think they're still together.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
A hot wife, I meant to say. Or she's a hot wife. That's even worse. Then he's a cuck. I mean, but isn't that, that's hot wifing, though, when you go around.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Get an okay rental bulldozer.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Yeah. Huh? No, that's what's nice about her. Those are giant nannies. She's natty. She's not enhanced. No, she's pure nanny. She's blessed by the Lord. Who? Bianca Sensori. I don't know. What does she do? Is that the current lady? Yeah, that's his wife. Current wife. My bad. In my mind, everyone knows her.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I think we need tough guy podcasts. Like, what's your favorite tough guy podcast? I think it makes America look good. We're around. We're talking tough. Who else is doing tough guy podcasts?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I mean, all the country. We have so many. Our tough guys need other shit to do. We're out of world tough guy work.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I'm just a shitty radish farmer.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
yeah like have that shitty caffeine overdose feeling it's just anything that happens but guys fucking know that i saw you hang up on somebody because the food was coming can i bring that up that was my wife yes absolutely that was a good that was a great story yeah you were i don't know if you were you were on the phone when food was coming you were coughing up you started seeing the food you were like i i can't fucking do like you just kind of
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Weren't you on a Joe Fast before then, though?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Yeah, only when I'm drinking for the most part. I kind of love it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
It's probably the best. Or I like night drinking when you're getting tired, but you don't want to end if you're in the middle of a good night.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Yeah. And you're like trying to just crush water to sober up and it's doing nothing. It's making you sick.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I can swim a little bit. It's just my ass. Your ass rises. That's the funniest part. I think it's just my pot.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
No, don't put that on me. Don't put that on me.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
There's always LeBron in a French made-up. I think he did for, like, Halloween. He did for Halloween? I think he did it for Halloween. Let me see. Oh, my God.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Go ahead. What did you say? I was going to say, does that mean like back then, like now we're bummed when you have thot daughter. Does that mean back then they were kind of like, yes, she's a whore.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Yeah, man. So we're the ones who started caring about thot daughter.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
No, I was inside all day, all night. I went out to walk the dog. That was it. Really? The stars were good last night. Was it a special star day?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. What the fuck are you talking about?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
It was like a lunar eclipse and a blood moon, right? Like a red blood moon or something?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
I was probably like, you fucking think I'm mad. He's a loud drunk. I'm like, keep doing it. He's a loud drunk.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
It wasn't my idea. I didn't even want to do this.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
Never. Never. I said you would. Never. I said you would. So good, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
She kept being like, did you smell it in there? I'm like, no. She goes, dude, it was the worst smell. It was the worst fart I've ever smelled.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
We had the same food. I can see the other T.O. getting him all good.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
It was truly... It was fucking... Yeah, what a better way to ring in your fucking birthday than fucking authentic black guys.
Monday Morning Podcast
NHL, Shows, Model Cars | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-27-25
When you fucking go out and you eat a whole fucking pig and your stomach's like, what the fuck did you just do to me? Rather than not eating a whole fucking pig again, you can take this shit and it'll make it feel like eating a whole pig yourself is okay.
Monday Morning Podcast
NHL, Shows, Model Cars | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-27-25
It was that cover. My back door. Now my bitch don't come no more. Moving on over. Rocking on over. It's just sitting there going, oh, my God.
Monday Morning Podcast
NHL, Shows, Model Cars | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-27-25
You know? I got all the time in the world, and I don't want to go on living. You know, you see it's a juxtaposition there. You know what I mean? It's like I got all this time in my hands, but I don't want any time because my woman left me or something like that, right? It's like when a fucking bull wants to fuck a cow, but ain't running around but a pig.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Come on! Do it! Who's... Holy shit. What the? What is going on here? What the fuck just happened? What just happened? Holy shit. Three million. How the hell did we? Look at this shit. I got stuff flying everywhere. We got flags flying. What the hell just happened? I just noticed the flag didn't come down. Where the hell did it go? No way. No, we didn't. There it goes. There it goes.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
There it goes. 500,000 to the listening audience.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Oh! Look at that guy. What a singer that guy. You guys have never seen this, have you?
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Oh, man. Man, you guys pulled this one, huh? I'm still here, but you ain't gone.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Oh, wait! Who the hell's that? Let's go. Are you, like, live here? Or is this, like, did you record? We're live, baby. We're live. Holy shit. I'm not even supposed to curse anymore.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Coming at you from Ireland right now, live, man. That was such a fun night, and I'm so glad I got to be at your birthday party. That was amazing.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Bro, I'm so honored to be your friend. And I do love America with all my heart, man. I really, really do. You know that. And I'm just so happy with everything that's coming down the pipeline. And dude, you were the guy for the job, bro. You were the guy for the job. And I texted you, or I think I FaceTimed you actually the other day. You did. And it's so emotional.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
If there was one person that you could choose for this role, if there was one person you could pick to be in the position you're in, it's you, man. There's nobody better. There's nobody that has more of a humble heart that's going to steward this so well. And that's you, Dan. You know, I really I really believe it.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
I've been everywhere. And it's so funny. I give you this compliment. I'm just trying to love on you. And you put it back on me. You deflect it. You deflect it. Just receive it, man. Like the whole world's excited for you, dude. I'm excited for you. And this is a very emotional day for you and stuff. So when Paula was like, do you want to hop on and say hi to him?
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
I was like, I don't care where I am, what time of the night it is or whatever. I have to see my guy. I have to see my friend and root him on and just know that I'm supporting you, dude. I love you to pieces. I really do.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
If you give it back to me, friendship is over. All right. It's on tape. That was your birthday gift. The greatest gift ever. But it fits you better. You look better in it too, by the way.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Don't do it. Don't do it. Your boy, Dan, what do I say all the time to you? Do not get emotional about this.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
This is awesome. Facebook's our best friend now. But also, it's silly to jump on the fuck Facebook. This is the stupidest thing ever. I don't know. I don't know. Hold.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Back up at dusk on 8-8. No one's thinking about this. The reason no one's thinking about it is because I'm a fucking moron. That's the reason. But I would love to thank the Tampa Gino show for declaring this officially the second or third.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
I think the third Frank Fregese day. And I want to take this opportunity to accept this great honor.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Look at this, these guys cutting out, look at this. Look at these guys in the other room. Oh, look at them, fancy. Go around again.