Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Tue, 13 May 2025
Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Yo0o00o. Big Shang's away on bizzniss so we chopped it up at the podiums yesterday and took some calls from the D.A.W.G.Z. The rest of the jam sesh on the patreon, and if you want to be notified and call in for the next sesh the info will be posted on the patreon. Please enjoy. God Bless. Download the PrizePicks app or visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DRENCHED today and use code Drenched to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: How did the hosts celebrate Mother's Day?
God damn it. How are you guys doing? How was Mother's Day? Did you guys call your mothers? I did call them.
I didn't get nothing. I feel pretty bad about it, though.
How did you get my mom? Oh, no, I split a present with my brother.
That's just how I move. I just gave her a nice call. How you doing?
That's all they want. What else are you going to get her?
Start to send her some Amazon flowers, but I don't know.
Amazon flowers?
I wasn't going to get that today, and it was like, well, at that point, she don't even care no more. Yeah. My mom doesn't like flowers. Ah. I think my mom, my dad used to be a flower dude. And then he stopped. And so I think it brings it back to like, somebody still getting me flowers. You know what I mean?
Oh yeah. I mean, most, they love flowers.
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Chapter 2: What was the pastor's Mother's Day sermon about?
Yeah, or when you're working in the office, like, that's what I used to do. I used to send them my girl drones, and that was all it was for.
Oh, so all the coworkers see it? Yeah. Oh, that's a crazy Mac.
And every lady in the place is jealous. Yeah, that's it.
Oh, they're really beautiful. Where'd you get them from? Bitch. Get off my fucking flowers, lady. Fuck you. Happy Mother's Day. We went to church. It was fucking lit, dude. Church? We went to church on Mother's Day? Yeah.
dude it was the we never went to this place before the preacher it was like you know those texas churches it's not like a catholic mass it's just like this the standard format of the bro i think they we missed the intro jam yeah and then the guy yeah we missed that and then the black church no no no no no it was like white it was like it was like white black church okay like righteous gemstone style
it's similar yeah it's not it wasn't as overblown and theatrical but it was like we just walked in on the I guess the passer just cooking dude it was just like a 40 minute speech and he was like he's literally a bro and he was just talking about men and women and he was like He was like, I'm painting in broad strokes, but it was nothing sweet.
It was just like, listen, dude, kind of giving women the business on Monday nights, but sweetly and kind of encouragingly. I was just sitting there just fucking like, go, brother, go. What was his angle? He was saying we need to work together. He's like, we're being divided.
And women are getting crushed thinking like, you know, he's like basically being like, dude, you don't you don't if you want to have a job, have a job. Who cares? But he's like the societal forces trying to tell you if you don't have a job, you're less than. Yeah. He goes, it's coming straight from the pits of hell. Oh, nice. Preach, brother. He was ripping.
He was basically saying dudes need to be made to feel like. they can like, do I have what it takes? And women are thinking, do I, am I enough? And he was like, how you can answer those questions. And also nicely being like, and look, women like kind of shut the fuck up. Stop bothering guys. Like this guy up. Tell him he's a beast. Pick up the fucking paper towel off the ground.
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Chapter 3: What is the controversy surrounding the Barstool bar incident?
I don't know. I don't know what you call them. I don't know what you call them either.
Video, male video, Nazi vixen. Yeah, yeah. Nazi vixen. Although what I wonder now is like, you know, not for myself personally, but I wonder if that opened up like a world of guys who like, if you're into like cucks and bulls situation, being like, dude, that's, that would be, if I was into bulls, that would be a charged situation. Just. Just a black Nazi dressed like a wolf. Yeah.
this guy's way more man than me he's the little business it's like furry stuff maybe maybe he's getting pivoting to furry well did you see the thing where he was on the sneeko live stream and like i don't know if it was staged or what but he was just talking about like not cucking in general
No, I didn't see this.
They were talking about he was talking about like, yeah, like people might think it's cucking, but he was like basically talking about like loaning your babe out. Oh, he was actually called a stag vixen. There's a there's a it's a different that my brother Tom just texted me. He was like, are you down with stag vixens? And he broke it all down. And it's not so much like a cuck.
But it's more of a proactive role where you bring your babe. I mean, this is straight from the pits of hell as well. But you bring your babe to a function, and you have a hoe bag. So you have a bag of toys you're just carrying. Yeah. Probably something, if you're balling, probably like a Gucci down, just like a Gucci bag full of just toys.
And you go to a function, and you find your man in wolf clothing. And you organize it more, and you're like, here's the hoe bag.
Do you get a bag? Does he give you one of his bags? Is it a trade?
I don't know if it's a trade.
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Chapter 4: What are the current NBA playoff predictions and player stats discussed?
Can we talk about that? Are you doing a speaking of which? Speaking of. Yeah, speaking of. Yeah, dude. So what I gather, there was just a guy. I think he was like a Middle Eastern bro, if I'm not mistaken.
Yes, that's right.
And he was at the Barstool bar. And when you get bottle service, you're allowed to write like a message in case I guess it's somebody's birthday or if you're burning with a message to send to the world otherwise. And he wrote, I think, fuck the Jews. on his, and the bottle girls brought it out. Yeah. And he, they were just following orders.
They were just following orders.
To be fair to them, they got fired. The girls got fired. Oh, man. Yeah, Portnoy fired the two women. And then he offered to re-educate the young man, the Middle Eastern man who was bawling out.
He said he was going to send him to Auschwitz. Well, he said he wanted to give him a tour of Auschwitz. But he also said he was going to get him a trip to Germany because he was under the impression that Auschwitz is in Germany, which is false. It's in Poland. See, I didn't know that either.
I had no idea. I could have gone on the wrong flight as well. I went to my barstool-sponsored Auschwitz tour. I could have booked the wrong flight as well.
That was fun to be in Philly for that. I couldn't stop talking about it. I just kept being like, let's go get bottle service. Be like, but we're not thirsty. We just want the signs.
You might have to go to Auschwitz, dude.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts make cold brew coffee at home?
Yeah, that must have been a crazy vibe. Fuck the Jews barstool bar? Fuck the Jews. And then just like, I don't know, Tiesto is playing really loud. And there's like sparklers going off. Yeah, well, again, maybe. It doesn't seem like a place where you'd want to make a statement like that. But they were probably just being nasty.
Do you think he had like a Nazi babe with him? He was like, you won't do it. I'll suck your dick right now. I don't think that Nazi babes exist.
Well, there is that one that said the N-word. It says the N-word all the time. You ever seen that lady? Who, the lady at the park? No, no, no. Do you guys not know what I'm talking about? No. It's hard to explain. Meezy, do you know who I'm talking about? Ah, shoot.
Nah, Meezy's not on that OnlyFans.
It's not OnlyFans, but I think she did like Piers Morgan or something. And he was like, do you use the N-word? And she was like, yes, very frequently.
Piers Morgan's really scraping, dude, the dregs of the internet. He's really trying to get that show popping.
Yeah.
He had Ye on, Ye walked off.
Did he?
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Chapter 6: Who are the guests calling in and what are their views on Europe?
yeah you made a hunt i get it now yeah that's pretty funny yeah he's really pierce morgan's like really going after pretty much anyone who's like you know he'll he'll cast a wide net on the internet and be like what are you doing and they're like fuck you dude shut the fuck up yeah
I'm going to start doing that rage bait.
You should.
Blow my numbers up. Yeah, you could. It's there, bro. It's there. We can all do it. Yeah, what would you do if you rage baited?
I don't know.
Lamar's been doing it lately with the hot dog in the mouth guard and the hot dog water. That's kind of rage bait.
Nah, that's just good old fun right there.
You could go hardcore against black women. That's a sick thing black people do.
Yeah, I make big white dollars.
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