Matt McCusker
Appearances
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
James Fox, welcome. Thank you so much for coming on, man.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
How about the timing, dude? You couldn't have planned that better with the goddamn fucking...
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Threatened to be shot. Okay, wow, okay.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Do you think he got inhabited or something?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
To me, it's like they're just making it harder and harder to say to obscure the truth. That's what I'm coming. It's like you unidentified on alarm. I can't even say it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
What kicked that off? I was curious about that. This is my thing. If things are top secret, you have these giant mechanisms of power controlling and hiding things. I do find it funny that they're like, you swear you're telling the truth? And they're like, nah, you fucking got me, dude. Yes, I pinky promise. It's a weird system we still do.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
So they have been going around and scooping these things up. Yes. So what do you say to people who are like, it's just super advanced military technology they're hiding from everybody?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
He was probably so blazed when he wrote the legislation.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Isn't it funny how the people we love most are often the hardest to shop for? Luckily, there's one gift that everyone on your list is sure to enjoy, an Aura digital picture frame. Named number one by Wirecutter, Aura Frames make it incredibly easy to share unlimited photos and videos directly from your phone to the frame.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
And when you give an Aura Frame as a gift, you can personalize and preload it with a thoughtful message and photos using the Aura app, making it an ideal present for long-distance loved ones. It's a gift so special, they'll use it every day. I mean, they want me to talk about the hunt for the perfect gift. Yeah, man, it is hard getting the perfect gift.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
And there's nothing better and selfless than just, you know, giving a photo of yourself to a person. No, you're giving a photo. I'm joking around. It's the holidays. Everyone's having a tough time. Please don't drop us, dude. Our corporate sponsors are mad right now. Guys. Guys, it is nice. Your mother would love your mother loves you so much and your father. They just want to see your face.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Just give him a picture of you and your brothers, dude. Back when you were young and beautiful before you became old and decrepit. Yeah. So, you know, look, I love it. My mom has one. She loves seeing it. Hey, Bill, I'm recording advertisements, dude. I know you broke your leg, but please. Yeah, so very good.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Hey, guys, and if that's not personal enough, you can even upload a video message to play on the frame as soon as they plug it in. So the first thing they hear is your voice and how much you love them. Save on the perfect gift by visiting AuraFrames.com to get $35 off Aura's best-selling Carvermat frames by using promo code MSSP at checkout. That's A-U-R-A, frames.com, promo code MSSP.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
This deal is exclusive to listeners, so get yours now in time for the holidays. Terms and conditions apply. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. How do you stay cozy during the winter months? For some, wrapping up in a blanket with a mug of hot chocolate or watching a movie with the family is the best way to spend the month of December.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Therapy is a great way to bring yourself some comfort that never goes away even when the season changes. I mean, what a beautiful message. Because your family will go away, but you can always do therapy. That is beautiful. If you're thinking of starting therapy, give BetterHelp a try. It's entirely online.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule, just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched up with a licensed therapist and switch therapist anytime for no additional charge. Find comfort this December with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com slash MSSP today to get 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash MSSP. And, guys, it is the holiday times.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
A lot of people get sad and freak out. You know, maybe you're an advertiser and you're saying, this ad shouldn't have been a fucking minute long. So maybe I'm just wasting time and trying to get to a minute. But, guys, it is the holidays. People get sad. I get cheerful. I get full of holiday cheer. I love it. So I'm not sad during the holidays. I like the holidays. But some of you get very sad.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
So do what you need to do in terms of finding your supports. All right. You know what we all could use a little more of? Getting off asses. I have no problem with that sentence.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
With bold flavors and a crisp, refreshing kick, Mountain Dew gives you that extra push to get moving and feel like you're on top of the world, a world where the sun is always shining, your crews ready for action, and unforgettable adventures are just around the corner. Call out your favorite flavor. I mean, obviously, guys, I'm classic. I'm keeping it cool on this one.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
My corporate partners were a little upset. So, look, I just want to keep it all business right now. This is a Mountain Dew. Check that out. Some of the verbiage is great tasting, refreshing, and has a citrus kick, which is very nice. Talk about what game slash activity you'd play with friends. Honestly, I like to talk about that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
I thought I was being pretty open and candid, you know, with my branding partners, talking about what I was doing with my friends. But I don't know if they like my candidness or my candid nature. So I'm just going to say, me and my friends, we drink Mountain Dew. We hype each other up. We watch the game. We watch the game with each other. And then our wives come over and...
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
I'm not going to talk about wife swapping or anything like that with our corporate partners, but we just have a good time, dude. Whatever, man. Just fucking do you, bro. The mountain is calling. You should answer. Grab your friends. Grab an ice cold Mountain Dew wherever refreshing beverages are sold and do the do.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Yeah, it's also, yeah, it is deeply unsettling to be like, because, you know, human beings just have this idea. We're kind of like top dog in the universe. Yeah, it does threaten. It does threaten. I mean, I feel kind of weird. Like, what do you think the I have two questions. What's the telepathic element you're talking about?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
So what do you think are like the implications on like day to day kind of like human thinking and affairs? Say it's just like it's out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
proven without you know uh any sort of doubt or whatever it's proven that there there is like a life forms that just dwarf our kind of technology and understanding of the universe what do you think that does to human beings i think that's a good or you think they'll like spin people out or maybe maybe make us be a little nicer knowing we have like other yeah yeah yeah yeah i think i always felt that it would be a little scary right
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
I would argue if they're that advanced, there's a huge chance they're not kind of like predacious and like... You know what I mean? Because it'd be hard to be that advanced while you're still dealing with kind of like those more animal aggressive kind of instincts.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
You think you would implode like human beings. If we don't kind of get our kind of aggressive instincts under control, we might exactly... We might like blow ourselves up.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
That would be crazy if it truly was like an alien consciousness, but this was their like mall kiosk of them like flying around holiday toys and being like, check this out. Watch us freak out the humans. Look at them run. So just take us through. You don't have to obviously give the whole documentary away, but it's like, how did you get into that? And like, how...
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Yeah, it's one of those things that does that. I wish I did. It kind of dwarfs the perceived power of governments where you're like, you know, the United States, we have all these missiles or the cutting edge of technology. Then you see something that's so much more advanced if it's really buzzing around. Kind of like it makes the government less authoritative almost.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
You're kind of like, all right, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
I think it's a good thing. We get a lot of people who start being like, they're trying to use this to start up a new world government and blah, blah, blah, blah. And it's like,
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
True. And it's one of those things where it's like if they're... Just say, for argument's sake, say there were some just human beings who were so powerful they were engineering these kind of crafts. It's like, well, guess what? They're going to do whatever they want. You know, whatever. Yeah. But yeah, I think it's awesome, man. I think it's pretty cool. And I think it is a... I don't know.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
I think it's good for people to have kind of shocks to their system. And I think the UAP kind of like reality of their life forms does a good shock to the system in a way.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Yeah. Yeah. Because you can get so into your like hometown versus the country. You know, you're like ants on a hill. You're like, this is this huge place. Then you get a cosmic perspective and you're like, right.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Like, to what depth does this whole phenomenon go? Because like you were saying, when I grew up, it was just like aliens, and you'd get a poster with black lights of an alien being like, peace, man. Right. But yeah, the more you hear about it, like, it just came out of nowhere. Like, the government, I feel like a couple years ago, was like, oh, by the way, aliens are probably real.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
This is the thing that fucks me up. It has to be infinite because if it were to stop, it could only stop by a sort of border. There'd have to be something on the other edge of the border, so it has to be, by definition, infinite.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
The universe really is ruled by dream logic. That's the only place a thing can be infinite and non-infinite is in a dream. Don't get me started, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
And everyone was just like, what the fuck? What are you guys doing right now?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
It blows my mind, seriously. I'm just like...
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
but you know what i'm talking about though it has to be infinite because if it were finite there'd be a bordering edge and there'd have to be some physical thing on you can't have something that borders that doesn't have another side of it so it can't be bored it has to be infinite otherwise i remember one time thinking to myself like i have no idea why i'm here what the hell's going on i do that i don't think we're here to hate each other yeah that does that's one thing i feel like you know come on
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Yeah. It doesn't feel good in your body. That's what I've been doing. It's like people say like, you know, oh, you know, this is this is crazy. It's all airy fairy talk. It's like, well, dude, if you like just assume where these kind of like struggling animals with nothing other than animal instincts and our whole sense of consciousness is like, you know, just wafting off these.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
It's just like this nonsense that's wafting off our instincts. It's like to take that worldview hurt. It literally hurts your body.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
So it's like, yeah, I agree with you. But I think if you kind of open yourself up to like the kind of cosmic scale, becoming basically a cosmic patriot rather than your country or what, you know, people will be mad at me for that. But you can like your country, but also be like, I'm also a citizen of the universe.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Open yourself up to that scale.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Wait, so they were up for three days straight and they were just like... Yeah, and they couldn't sleep.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Hey, man, there's just larger forces at play, so that's all that is.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Yeah, it's really... It does suck, and it sucks to waste it just being this fucking miserable dick.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
I know. And I'm, I'm, I'm guilty of that. I can be a miserable dickhead, but it's like, it really is. Especially when you look at it, it's like, if you look at the scale and then you get into like the, the math behind, like, what are the, if they go guard, it all happened by chance. Well, what is like the mathematical probability of that?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
And it's, it's, it's like literally if you were a math person, you beg, well, yeah, my own math proves that this happening for no reason is so statistically improbable. It's crazy. Yeah. And they go, well, it's because the universe is infinite and that anything can happen. It's like, okay.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Yeah, well, Tucker Carlson now is like... He's freaked out. And he's like big on the interdimensional thing.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Yeah, he's like out of nowhere. He tapped out. He got off a fox, and he was just next thing you know, it was just like there's interdimensional entities, blah, blah, blah. And everyone's like, what the fuck, dude? Yeah, no, he tapped out. What do you mean he tapped out?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Yeah. I mean, it makes sense if you're if especially if you're like, you know, an older man and typically politicians. And I would say even more so like military people.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
A lot of them are sort of kind of like a rigid kind of like, you know, insulated and like not like they're not saying like they're egoic, but it is like they have a very kind of top down way of thinking and like stuff like this is like there's no time for it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
You have your new documentary, The Program, I believe.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
There's got to be some sort of directive. Like I said, if you're military, there's rules for everything. So it'd be like, eh, we'll get that later on.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
That is a good idea. Yeah. Damn, man. So we'll wrap this up. I think this has been awesome, by the way. Thank you. Oh, cool. Thanks. My question is, so say if somebody, you know, the biggest doubting Thomas or one of the, you know, if someone pretty close minded is like, I don't even want to think about this stuff. Do you have like one kind of like silver bullet you'd be like, check this out?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Awesome. Dude, thank you so much.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Thanks for doing this, man. Of course. Watch the program. Thank you, James. Of course. Later on.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Yeah, well, dude, here's all. So to be honest, I was watching the documentary last night and I was I was just like on the way to a holiday party and I just I got really stoned from a vape pen. I haven't been smoking like that. And I was just like launched and I started watching your documentary and I got like I started bugging out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
That'd be tough. There's, like, a scolding. I'm reading Bertrand Russell's autobiography, and there's a lot of, like, English letters, and they're pretty, yeah, they'll get you, man.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
I started thinking about just the vastness of the cosmos and just kind of the, you know, the inevitability of there's got to be some other sort of consciousness there. or life form out there. And it's like, I was bugging. I was like with my wife and I was like, they turned it off.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
Are the waters good now from that?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
I've been personally boycotting BP forever since that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
It was before that. But we were, I just started thinking about it because there was all, it was all these like, you know, there's these like Congress meetings and all these people. And it was like the line that, I don't know if it was from that or someone said it, but it's like, why would these people put their credibility at risk for no reason?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
And he was so he was just driving. The other guy apprehended.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
What did they say it looked like?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And we're live. What's up, everybody? How we doing? Motherfucking Sidney Gant, Tim Buddley. Thank you guys for coming. I'm fucking so pumped to have you down here.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Here's what I would do. I would hire some sort of like cyber attacker guy to take their basically like their content and switch it out with me, like taking dumps on stuff and jerking off. They would just be completely blacklisted. I would do like heinous scat content and have it like pushed onto their stuff and have them be like what the fuck happened and be like you know what happened
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Like, oh, you guys like jerking off, huh? I would just fucking blast.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, you got to knock that stuff off early, man. And again, I don't want to say purely from moralistic terms. Before, it was thought to be disgusting to marry for sexual attraction. And that's crazy. Dude, the Puritans thought in England in the late 1800s, they were like, oh, he is horny for his wife.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Exactly. It was just upholding the state. A man and a woman would just be like, fuck.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It was crazy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Like if she walked by and you were like, damn. Oh, bro, yeah. It's over. You had to basically ignore each other. The more you ignored each other, the better.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Dude, the sexual tension.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Well, I think that was more like the aristocrats. I think if you were like... Apparently, they thought back then it was bad to give... English aristocracy thought that it was bad for children to eat fruit. So the guy, who's that mathematician guy? Bertrand Russell. I read some of his.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He wrote Principia Mathematica with Whitehead. They're the guys who wrote a math book where, I think, 60 pages explain one plus one. He was on some high-level nerd board. Yeah, but he claimed, well, he was one times one. He was claiming they did one plus one because they wanted math. What did they think that equals to? Two, but they want to be able to prove it because math.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Here's the problem with math. It's funded. It's they want it to be purely like logical. But math is founded on axioms that are unprovable. And that pissed them off. They're like, I can't stand that. Dude, we want this shit to be. Yeah, we want this to be like perfectly logical. No faith because they were like, you know, they're big atheist types.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, they're like, one plus one is two, but we're going to show you exactly why without, you know, people are like right on. But my whole point was he wasn't allowed to have apples when he was younger.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, because that's where the proofs are. I'm terrible at algebra, like borderline.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
When geometry gets into the proofs, I'm out. I knew him, dude. I don't know how I knew him. I might be the son of Pythagoras, dude. I somehow, they would ask me questions of the proofs, and I'd be like, oh, it's that. I just fucking knew. It was weird. Like how some people got that Genghis Khan blood?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I got like a B in geometry without really trying, and the proofs were weirdly self-evident. Oh, I tried hard. But algebra... Terrible.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm so fucked.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Don't tell anyone.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He'd be nice, man. Hopefully. I've thought about doing something similar where I'm like, because I am deeply embarrassed and like, you know, my kids are getting older. I have to help them with their homework. And I'm like, I'm so bad at math that I've thought about just like taking a refresher or hiring like a math tutor. That'd be kind of nice.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
my daughter came downstairs the other day and she was like man dad the white ones are tripping upstairs damn that's hilarious the um yeah i uh you know what is cool about math though that the universe is structured according to mathematical principles or we're no i thought we applied that to it i I don't think so, man. It's like a chicken and egg thing. We don't know.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't know, because here's the thing. There's a mathematics to music, kind of, and scales and everything, and that's... inherent in the universe. We didn't apply that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
How do you feel about that, though? Do you think it was a hookup? What do you mean?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Now you're talking my language. I don't know. I just think that's sick. I think math has to be real because if you can calculate the distance and land precisely, that means the exterior corresponds to the mathematical principles. I'm out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Well, it pumps me up. It doesn't make a difference, but it just pumps me up to be like, that's sick. Math is baked into the universe. It's cool. You would prefer if that's true.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's just more evidence of design. Yeah. I don't like the idea of living in a randomly created universe, and I just don't believe in it. Okay. So that's all. That's all.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I need a buzzer. Well, here's the deal. No, if someone says something out of bounds, I will put you down.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
How so? I don't know. You don't want a loving creator?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, that's got to be really annoying.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I was reading about Irish immigrants in like the early 1900s and like, dude, they really, their lives suck, dude. Terrible.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I think everyone. Before or after they got here?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
both both just getting over here and it's not like not being able to eat when was this the 20s 30s yeah that's when my family got here did they really yeah yeah it was like a big deal like the dude the dad would actually bring home his wages and not drink them away and they'd be like we can have toast and jam and eggs and like the whole house would be so fucking pumped yeah it's like i wish i could get that pumped on toast and jam and eggs i like it i'm happy what is your family i never i don't think i've ever known this we're all irish you're all irish yeah and you love toast and jam
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
What happened? What was triggering it? I mean, you know, I crush donuts, like, every night. Well, that you gout, but not... I'm, like, so mystified by this, because the A1C is when you're... That's, like, the diabetes stuff. Yeah. That's the percentage of your blood cells that are coated in a delicious frosting.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Mine are at 5.7%. Okay. And if you get to 6.3, you officially have diabetes, or 6.5.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
What do you think? I go through these things as well. What do you think pushes you into these obsessive eating things? I knew it was a grocery store sheet cake for a while.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I just want you to look guys. I just want you guys to not have diabetes. I couldn't believe I have a free dive. I for real was like blown away.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, I think literally one out of every three people is close to pre-diabetic in America. That can't be.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I swear to God. It's like something ridiculous. It causes a whole host of other problems. Your eyes get fucked up.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
The snacks?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
How do you feel about Maha? Make America healthy again.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Or pre-diabetic.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And if you don't realize it, it just kind of sneaks up. All your hemoglobins are getting coated in sugar more and more.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They get sharp. Dude, I had no fucking clue. What did you have to change to fix it? I just don't eat carbs anymore.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I was crushing cereal here and there, but I was more so portion monster. And I was like, I don't really eat sweets that much. But then I was running through it the other day, and I'm like, oh, yeah, I would get a sweet thing every time I was in the grocery store. Anytime they were in my house, I would eat all of them. I was like, I was eating a lot of fucking sweets.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I think that insulin finally comes into play. I have yet to research insulin. But the one number one marker they give you is what percentage of your red blood cells are coated in glucose. It's like they have literally like a sugary coating on the outside. And then like those sugar, I think like sugar that whatever that is, the glucose, certain like molecules are like sharp and crystal like.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
So then they're kind of slashing all your veins as they're moving through your body. That's why like diabetics get like fucked up, like blotchy eyes get fucked up. You can't pee after a while?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It just fucks you up. You just have sugar just rushing through your veins and cutting your veins and you get all jacked up. That rules, actually.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
What do you guys think about the hunk murderer guy?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You think he was a patsy?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. That's a crazy target, though, because you would think like... I don't know. It's like, don't they usually pick, like, lunatic? Kind of like, I guess he did kind of, like, lose his mind.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But it was his back hurt, apparently. That's the one thing. A lot of people are lionizing him, and it's like, I get it. I do understand why, but it's like, if the back... theory is true and his back hurt so bad that he girl spazzed and shot a guy. That's where I'm kind of like, I don't know if we should totally prop this up. Back pain is like that, though.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I follow another Twitter account that says you should never, ever emotionally make yourself available to your wife and never eat her pussy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Never eat her pussy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, there's like an account I follow of like a picture of like a lady just being like, don't eat your wife's pussy. She'll never respect you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I know. I do like that outcome where it's like you have to absolutely dominate everything. at all times. It's just a funny... I just don't know. It makes me laugh. Some of those guys that aren't married, though, they're saying this shit. I know. Well, you're a fool for having even done it, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Well, you have to mislead them. That's the key. You can move all the pussy you want in the world, but if you trick them.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That is a slippery slope. You have to trick them and move them across state lines. That's trafficking. You can prove it was a nasty trick.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Really? Yeah. What's the number one trick? What would you say you do?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
i've learned that i have like one i was like talking to my wife about this yesterday we went for a nice walk and uh we're just talking about her monthly cycle and uh you know yes and she was explaining to me she's like yeah i'm like fuck the week before my period the week during i'm like whatever the week after i'm like furious and then i have what i'm like so you have three bad weeks out of the month she's like yeah but then i'm really horny on that fourth week i'm like yeah it's so sick yeah let's go
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
We have one glorious week per month, and it's so tight, dude. So juicy for me and nice to me.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, true. It builds up. My thing is I'll be like, I don't even want to have sex. I just want to feel your body. Let's just cuddle for a while naked. And then you go, ooh, what's that?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
A little skin-to-skin, and then naturally you're like, eh.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But I think the rules don't apply to wives. Like, your wife can be just, like, blacked out drunk, and it's like, any judge would be like, take what's yours, sir. Take what's yours.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But usually the woman comes home hammered and is like, you're not going to be like, get off me, you drunk bitch. You're going to be like, all right, I'll have sex. Stop sucking my dick. Fine. I guess I'll have sex with you right now.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
yeah while you're in you know your inhibitions are lowered and i can touch your butt but yeah there should she's like passed out don't be a pig sure you can you know let her rest man she had a long day a long day let her rest and then guilt her in the morning be like we're supposed to have sex someone was too drunk it is i i dude i don't like when women are drunk to be honest
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I just don't like it, man. I don't like it. My grandfather was right. He told me when I was a young man, he says, nothing worse than a drunk woman. I tend to agree. I tend to agree. It's a fucking liability. They're a hazard. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They step on, ow! They bump their heads so much. Ow! Yeah, true. They get hurt. Yeah, they get hurt. Yeah, they're constantly bumping their heads.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Nothing worse, dude. You're like Mr. Magoo, like flitting around trying to keep Mr. Magoo safe. I have such a low tolerance. It's something I'm working on. I have such a low tolerance for the ouchies. Like if my wife bumps her knee, it's like, oh. I'm sitting there like, you're fine. You're all right. Get up. Come on. You're fine. I don't know why it makes me so mad. I'm like, that's not that bad.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's pretty sick, though. Goofy freaks me out too much. I tried watching the Goofy movie with my kids, and I was like, let's watch something else. It's too silly. And then it's like Goofy's nice, but then like the evil Goofy's, those like other guys, I don't like, I don't know. I just don't like the side of those guys.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, it does suck. Stop in your toe.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Shut the fuck up.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
My wife's a big let me see it. Let me see it. No, fucking don't touch me. Get off me. Let me just see it. I got to see it. I'm like, no. And without fail, she'll tweak whatever it is. And I'm like, that fucking hurt. Why did you do that?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Chaps my ass. They need ice. They don't need fucking ice.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I will say it is miraculous what it does to a cut. You put Neosporin, it's gone. It's magical. It's gone the next day. Lucy is made for your nicotine routine and delivered straight to your door. It's 100% pure nicotine and always tobacco free. Lucy isn't like every other nicotine pouch company that's owned by Big Tobacco. They're like the mom and pop shop of pouches.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Have you ever heard about breakers? They are nicotine pouches with an extra surprise. Each pouch holds a capsule that can be broken open to release extra flavor and hydration. If you know your pouches, you know that the nicotine doesn't hit immediately, and neither does the flavor. The geniuses at Lucy came up with a brilliant way to fix both those problems.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They put a mini liquid capsule inside each breaker's pouch. I mean, that sounds so good. I've recently been toying with nicotine, and I do the one milligram coffee stack, obviously, but... That's cool. You know, nicotine's nice. Personally, I don't find it personal. Wow, wow. I know I'm going against the science. I just, whatever. I kind of could take it or leave it, but, you know, do you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co slash drench and use promo code drench to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Again, that's Lucy.co and use code drench to get 20% off. And here comes the fine print. Lucy products are only for adults of legal age and every order is age verified. Warning, this product contains nicotine.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Hey, what's up, Shane? How you doing, dude?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You too. Are you ready to make your holidays bigger and brighter with PrizePix? That's all I want. Dude, it's the best place to get real money action while watching your favorite sports. With over 10 million members and billions paid out in winnings. I don't know if you know this, but PrizePix has made daily fantasy sports accessible to all. Yeah, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Some people out here are only thinking about themselves. Meanwhile, PrizePix has made it accessible to all so that we all can have fun times. Even the unhoused. Yes, even the unhoused can still get in on real money sports action, which, I mean, that makes me very happy. Dude, this app is really simple to use. Pick two or more players across any sport.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Pick more or less on their projection, and you could win up to 1,000 times your money, dude. That's all I want to do. That's exactly it. I mean, what the fuck am I doing with my one time of my money? I can times it by a thousand thousand. I'd only get my fucking act together and start getting in on real money sports action.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, it's the simplest way to win money in over 30 states, including California, Texas and Georgia. Join now this holiday season because prize picks is giving away two free picks in December and we're giving away 20 plus million dollars in rewards during the annual. Holy cow. Pick miss event, dude. And I can't emphasize enough how easy it is to play. Let me break it down for you, Shane.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Let me break this down. Shane, you know about the NBA and NFL, right? Of course. So we got NBA and NFL on Christmas Day again. So let's make some picks for the games on that day. I like Anthony Edwards to score more than 26 points on Christmas Day in his rematch against the Mavs. I don't know if you know about that. But, I mean, Luka and those guys, they swept him last year. Did they?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, they fucking swept him last year. So, you know he's going to want to show up. He's going to be hungry. He's going to be hungry. He's going to show up with the spotlight. He's hungry.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Exactly, dude. That's some bullshit. He's going to want the spotlight on him. But, I mean, dude, the football games are pretty good, too.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I like the Steelers' defense to shut down Patrick Mahomes.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Picking less on his projected 239 passing yards. On 239 passing yards? Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, they don't have Kels up here. I think, no, they don't have any kills. What do you think about kills?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, for T.D. Swift. That's going to pump you up if everyone's just slamming your mega famous girlfriend. You're like, I'll fucking show you. Yeah, I'll show you. Run a tight fucking poster. Come on, fucking. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't know why.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I never liked that show. You don't like Ren and Stimpy. When I was little, it was just grotesque. You seemed like a Ren and Stimpy kid. I wasn't allowed to watch it. That's what my parents held back from me. They were like, no Ren and Stimpy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I mean, look, we talked about Patrick Mahomes. I think that's an incredible take, by the way. And you can combine up to six picks to create your lineup so you can win up to 1,000 times your money instantly. That's all I'm talking about. Real players, real sports, real cash. So make sure to download PrizePix and use code DRENCHED at signup.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
The NFL playoffs and the rest of the NBA season are around the corner, so there's plenty of time to play. But don't miss out on the limited time-only holiday deals PrizePix is offering in December. Download that chain. Download the PrizePix app today and use code DRENCHED and get $50 instantly when you play $5. That's code DRENCHED on PrizePix. You get $50 instantly when you play $5.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You don't even have to win to receive the $50 bonus. I mean, this is crazy. What? It's guaranteed. You don't have to do that. They're just giving it away. PrizePix, America's number one daily fantasy sports app. I mean, it must be present in certain states with PrizePix.com.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They don't want to give you $50.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, this is what Christmas is all about.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
One. It was me, Sidney, and Butterly. We're going to toss it. All right, nice.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Little stony dads, yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
We could just rip.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I just got in. I got in from getting my motherfucking massage.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, I wouldn't put it that way.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's a girl. It happens to be. If it were a guy, I didn't care. I was like, look, I'll take whatever.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, dude, it would have... Fuck that. If it was a guy, I'm obviously... I'm capping right now. If it was a guy, I can't get a guy. Yeah, that would suck. I mean, because your lymph nodes, you have one right on your hip. If I were to... I don't need to like demonstrate, but it's like, I'm right there. So it's like, yeah, look, it's just my body. I didn't put my left. You've got tubes there. He do.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You do have some dude here. I want to give you something. I do want to, I actually wanted to bring to your attention. I have an idea. for a live show. I'm going to try to do it at the Cretan cave. And I want to see what you think about this, where I, so it's just like a, I wear the headset on stage, walk around and I would let the audience step up to the crowd, to a microphone, to ask questions.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And I, it's a simple Q and a, but during the Q and a, I got to bust out a thousand pushups. So while people are asking questions, I'm just ripping pushups.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'd have to prepare myself for that. But I do like the idea of having people ask questions and just rip and pushups on stage with a headset. And then as they finish their questioning, I can pop up and just be like, I'm glad you asked and then answer the question to the live audience. Bro, that's so hard. I start preparing myself for it. But I mean, it's really, you know, it's 110 times in an hour.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I would catch it sometimes.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
So if I practice, I think I could bust it out. How many do you think you can get now in an hour? Not a lot right now. I'm pretty weak, but I could start doing modifieds on stage. If I started doing modifieds, they'd count.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It would just be a free form Q and a it's, and there's no, nothing, no thing driving it where I don't want to argue. I don't want to fight and fuss with people. It would just be, they could ask whatever question they want, bring up any, I think you're going to want to direct it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
If you're doing a pushup, that's that actually, you know what? You're totally right. Cause I, I did a Jeremiah walk and stand up on the spot recently. And people will just be like tires. Talk about that. I can't do stand up about that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I told you, they did inadvertently do that. They blocked MTV and they just left BET. They didn't know it existed. So that was the only music channel I had. Oh, they cattle-shooted you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Dude, I tried to do that. I was like, yep, I'm on the news. I'm watching the news. This is all I'm doing. And I just scrolled. I did the death scroll on X. And it's like, dude, you feel like schizophrenic when you get off.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Fucking horrific. My algorithm is like secrets women don't tell men and I read those threads nonstop.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I get those, and I get, like, there's new accounts that take, like, Andrew Tate-type teachings, but it's, like, they pretend it's from a hot lady. And it's, like, a weird kind of digital femdom. You can get, like, red-pilled through, like, a fake hot lady being, like, never eat a woman out. Women never respect you if you do that. They must submit. It's pretty sick.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's from a hot lady saying that? I could just be an Indian guy, but it is a, it's the pictures of hot ladies. That's all you need. Sometimes you need an Indian guy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
i'm telling you i got any guy all like deep in my head right now just pretending to be a girl just telling me all the stuff i gotta do to maintain frame and i'm like telling myself it's from like a hot lady telling me this and i'm just like how are you what do you know what else you have to do to maintain frame other than not eat not go down on them never eat the india that's no offense to them that's gotta be a pretty fucking easy rule to follow true not a lot of oral going on over there
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He was a little active. Yeah, I just don't like the bulging eyeballs. I just, when I was being a kid, being like, fuck, this show is bugging me out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I doubt. Yeah, I doubt. Although, dude, I don't know, man, if you put me in the swirl of that, dude, I mean, just as vibrant, just vibrant spices and stuff. I could like get used to it. I get I could just get totally lost in the dizzying aromas.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And did they complain the whole time?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It would have been warranted to be like, dude, you're stinking. Smelled terrible. It is nice, though, because if I get a fat Uber driver, it's easy to tip them in. I just don't know. I like to get them kind of complaining a little bit. So all you got to do is be like, fuck is that guy? And they'll just start a fat complaint spaz. This guy drives like a fucking ass.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Dude, I'd be complaining. I mean, for real, if you're carrying all that extra stress on your joints, it's like, that's like a serious form of just kind of like a stress reduction. You just got to start to complain and be like, fuck me.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Cause you're only getting fatter every day.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
yeah, true. American fat has like a chemical component to it. It's like, it's no, there's no, it was like vaginal.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. It's like fish. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
not much dude just fucking uh that's all i have to report i got an uber with a fat guy that's good a stinky fat smell for real is i i would do yeah i would do the streets of calcutta any day over like a hard even like a vague fat smell that i'm like is that what's going on yeah i've been looking for the drones i've acute my eyes peeled out here talk to me i talked to an alien guy
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Sick. It was a pure happenstance. I was like, yeah, I'll talk to an alien guy, James Fox. He did. He did. Like, he was actually a big time alien guy. I didn't know he was like he did like multi ton of documentaries. He sold to like different networks. Fucking blew my mind, dude. He was talking about, you know, about Camp Penis in Brazil. Camp penis? It's Camp Peñas in Vagina, Brazil.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I've been hated. I've been dabbling in animation right now, and I've always told the animators, like, none of that Ren and Stimpy bullshit, bro.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I swear to God. Camp penis is in Vagina, Brazil. It's something like Vagina, Brazil. And dude, he was talking about the UAPs and he just hit the fucking Camp Peñas.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But, yeah, he was a man. People fucking grabbed this, like, alien craft crashed in Brazil, and this guy tried to touch the alien to, like, bring him down. And two people who touched the aliens died, according to James Fox. I mean, I went in UAP totally agnostic, and now I totally believe, dude. The truth is definitely out there somewhere.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
So, yeah, the UAPs are having a moment right now. That's what I'm all about, just people having moments. LaMera's having a moment right now.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He did KT. Lemaire did KT. Oh, nice one. And it went where? Only two weeks ago.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
True. Possibly a bow tie.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, it's on YouTube. And a guy went on there with just his hair was so fucked up. It was funny. He was doing the straight, like, grade school comb down, but he was losing it. So it was just, like, lines that he then took, like, some sort of marker mascara to, like, Cover this up. Dude, he was like he walked out and people literally laughed. It was a mothership full of people laughed on site.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Still had no idea. He's no clue. He's just like, OK, cool. And he starts doing his jokes. And and then we just started, you know, we're just like fucking with him. And then Tony convinced him to shave his head. So he actually shaved his head in between the things. And he looked great. He came out. It was like a really nice moment.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He totally did. And it was, dude, it was like, totally. It was, I, I, you know, I'm like, okay, I can't really see it. Obviously I'm straight as hell, but it's like, he was so right. He was so right. And it was like a nice moment where I think he like changed this guy's life. And then the dude, he was like, yeah, come back in a month. We'll check back in with you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
The dude signed up for the very next week. So, you know, those episodes don't air right away. So he comes out, gets in the bucket pool. Which, you know, it was just everyone's like, I was rigged. But it's like, why would he pick that guy twice? Because it didn't it didn't air. So no one knew what this guy was talking about.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
So he was just like, by the way, to after he's on Kill Tony changes his Instagram to like whatever his name is on Kill Tony. So it's like it's just like his whole life now. He comes out on Kill Tony the next week beating like one to three hundred odds. And just as like talking about his shaved head and the whole crowd's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Because he's not really funny at all. He just completely blew it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Lemesie's having a moment, dude. He did that. He was on stand-up on the spot. Lemesie is totally having a moment right now.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You got to put the boulder behind him, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I got to do a bar crawl tonight. Billy Brook is like skateboarding. Not my fault. So, yeah, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Bar crawl will be sick. My plan is to eat a weed gummy to slow myself down. But we'll see.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He told me it was fucking the other room and it's haunted.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You're like an old farmer on his plot.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't fuck with old houses. I don't like them, man. They freak me out. I don't like old houses. I like them when someone else is here. True. Yeah, that's kind of nice.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Until they get gripped by their ankles and ripped out of bed. You're like, dude, you got to go. Don't joke about that, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But my garage has become the basement. I got to, at the end of the night, check if the garage door is shut.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I get scared looking into my garage. It's scary. There's definitely a guy fucking waiting in here the whole time. I open the garage and it's like, you know, you just see stuff in the dark. I hear you, bro.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, it'll be sick, man. It'll be right in time for the chilly weather right into the warm.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Excited to have you back.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
How was that?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He's good. He's a beggar.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He's got that glove money.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That does. I see him as a glove guy, though. That suits O'Connor. Driving gloves.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
O'Connor, he decided to really just kind of get into his whiteness today.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He's a New Englander, dude. You know what I mean? He is. Three-quarter zip, golf glove.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, I can see that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You got to join the equestrian club and just menace him on the horse while he golfs.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Just putting it to get your shirt off and just be like, Kirby, don't miss.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I have the hair for it. Here's my thing. If I were black, I would talk. Like, really black. You know what I mean? I don't know. I always feel bad. What are you trying to say to Sidney? I wasn't allowed. You can do whatever you want.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I was watching him. I thought he was pretty cool.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You get, if you just got the gallop by him on a fence, like, Ooh,
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, dude, enjoy the holidays, and I'll be excited to have my fucking... I'm back to doing nothing.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You needed that, dude. You needed a moment. It was great.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's crazy when you take time off and you blow your mind. You're like, dude. You're like, yo, porn rules.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I guess I was benchmarked. Urkel set a hard benchmark.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
if you take time off it for real like blows you get like 7th grade brain on porn if you like just really take time off you're like oh shit I think that lady's having an orgasm yeah it's pretty cool so I got that going for me nice man other than that dude the big deal for me is Friday heading out to Notre Dame dude it's gonna be sick and I'll have a guest with me
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
True, yeah, he did. I read a thing recently with Urkel. He gave an interview about how he says that he's not included in the pantheon of black entertainment as Urkel.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'll be there.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I know. I think I'll be there at 4P.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Either way, I'm going to have my long undies on because it's going to be 17 degrees. It's going to be so cold. Definitely long undies. I'm excited, bro. I can't wait. It'll be fun.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You'd have to. That would be actually sick as fuck.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
true um all right i'll let you go all right bro good talking to you man i'm gonna go get some dinner and uh dude it was great talking to you and i'll have back my you know i'll be able to stop meeting people which you know not my favorite thing to do in the world i've had to meet people all month not the best of that but uh 2025 we're back it's just fucking didn't we put out like a best of
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
We're good. We're covered. We're good until the new year, dude. Then we'll just fucking rip.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Exactly. That's all I think about now. Let's just put out the best of again for this year, like the old one.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
We should.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He said fine, though.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's something like that, yeah. It's something bad. Lemaire just had one of those. I had two. I've had them before, too. Everyone's getting cysts. I didn't have one for a while. I've cleaned up my ass.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, it's a wake-up call. If you and Lemaire's assholes are up to the same thing, you've got to start switching it up. You've got to figure something out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
People weren't buying it. People were like, go back to the nerd character. But no, he was saying, like, if they say the all-time great black shows, it's like Martin, blah, blah, blah. And he was like, no one mentions Family Matters. That's wild. Because the Cosby show gets mentioned. And he tried to say it was because of, like... I don't know. He was like, it was because of the, like, family vibe.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, I don't know how I feel about it. Everyone is celebrating. I mean, I'm like, I get that. But I'm like, is that ultimately the best move to be like, yeah, dude. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
How did he do that without putting his credit card in? I thought that'd be, like, the most traceable. Like, if you took a lime scooter away, they'd be like, yeah, there it is.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, the city bike getaway is pretty crazy. Yeah. But I think he's probably not the first guy to get away from a crime like you were saying on the city bike. But I wonder how people hack those. That's kind of nuts. People can hack lime scooters, too. You can hack a lime scooter and do burnouts on it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I would like going into other people's hotel rooms.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But yeah, the Cosby show gets mentioned all the time.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It would be a J.K.S.A.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Just choke him. Let him pass out when I wake up. Just fucking kidding, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I didn't fuck your ass.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
fucking jerk you i jerked you a little bit just to make it believable stop crying though yeah that would be terrifying i'm like always ready for that to happen in a hotel room get jerked a little no i'm already i'm trust me i'm taking care of that but i'm covering my bases with that but that's your right whistle you're already pre-jerked so no one's getting me up dude i've depleted myself but the uh
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, it is way more family vibe. Yeah, I don't know. He must be... He's bullshitting, then.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, like, I just hear, like, doors slam, and I always assume it's mine. I'm always like, ugh. Yeah. I'm, like, ready for someone to try to bum rush me. Do you ever have, like, the staff knock on your door? Is that what bum rushing is? Like, getting your butt rushed? Bum? I don't know. That's a good question. Or maybe bums of the old, you know, bums of the old times just rushing you. Like, argh.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He's just... He is... I don't know. I feel like... I know white people loved Family Matters. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
For sure. I think it's a, even consensually is a big fear among men. But the, I think the, it's got to be a military term, if I had to guess.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Maybe. Maybe. Yeah. Okay. I want to show them what the fuck is coming down here. What's it mean?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, it's a hobo.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That was the Jack Black book, were bums. I didn't talk about bum Russian. But they used to do a thing where they would take migrant farmers, they would, like, catch guys coming off of a... Like, getting onto a railroad from, like, working in, like, Utah for a summer farming, and then you'd have all your wages for the entire season.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And they'd have, like, homeless... They were called, like, the hobos, or, like, the tramps. They called them yeg men back then. Yeah. Which was because the Chinese people, when they saw homeless guys, would call them yek. They'd go...
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And then, for real, you go to the Chinese people and they kind of have some food and they're like, yeah, man.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But they, you know, whatever. But they would, like, catch people who worked. Imagine working for a whole summer, having all your money from that summer, and then a guy just coming into your, like, train cart being like, give me your fucking dough.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And well, the railroad guys would be in on it, too, because they would team up with the bombs. The bomb would be like, show me, give me, let me in the room and I'll split it with you. And then they would take all your money and just like you're like an immigrant farmhand. They would just kick you off the next stop and you just end up in North Dakota with no money. You're stuck.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Back then you were like there was no start walking. So go on me. That's just where you live from then on. And you had to just like pray to God that you didn't die.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's crazy. I didn't know that. I knew they had a word that was close.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And then they, when they finally get their word. Three times, the genie Shaq.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I love Shaq, bro. Yo, Shaq. I'm happy he's getting paid. Papa John is crazy. Him doing the Papa John. I still can't get over that. Papa John said the N-word. Next thing I know, Shaq just has like a million dollars. Summed him.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't know the exact detail. So what was he just. So I saw the Black Lives Matter guy being like he was that clip. I will say it's very sad, but he was like, they're going to choke us for being loud.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Anything else. Politely turning is good. That's not working. Yeah, dude, but I don't know. What was the details? Was he threatening somebody?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And the struggle sort of... It's like a white belt fucking spaz.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Hold on. So the guy died in a wrestling match?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
So he was trying to hold on.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
If you're going to go nuts on the subway, you've got to be rassle ready. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. And it's like, you know, I don't know. He didn't shoot the guy. He rassled him. Right. So it's like, that is not great. But it's also like, dude, here's my thing. If there's a homeless white guy who's being a dickhead on the subway and someone rassled him and he died. I wouldn't even blink.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'd be like, all right, fucking later, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You weren't rass already. Some of them do go that way.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, it's just, they disintegrate and, like, blow into the... Yeah, I mean, again, I don't really see... For me, it's like... I don't know, man. He was popping off. Yeah. He was popping off and he got rassled.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He played the game. He got rassled. It's a dangerous game. I mean, if he was like fucking physically choking the guy out, I don't know. Here's the thing. If a guy's going on like threatening women, what was the threat? That's a detail.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He was playing a game of life and death. That's rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Throw your head. It is so funny for a guy to be like, yeah, all right, I'm going to fucking choke this guy out. But he might have been getting in people's faces. My thing is, say he did swing and punch a lady in the face. If it was building up to that. Yeah. There was an old Asian lady that was only a matter of time.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I think that's a it's a problem. But it's like to build that into like a social injustice. I'm like, nah, man, that's a fucking crazy homeless guy who got wrestled.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
On the train. He died. That's not like a systemic... I mean, again, the guy... I think that's where the public is going to go with it, too. Yeah, I don't think... Nobody really... The guy got off.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He fucked around.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You think so?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm in for it. I saw a post recently that was like their shooters and it was Kyle Rittenhouse and they're like our shooters and it was like ripped insurance guy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. That's so sus. True. That is kind of weird. I did see a lot of the Italians should be ashamed of themselves. I saw a lot of my Italian compatriots being like, we're back, baby. It's like, don't. We up. That's disgusting. Don't put that on the pedestal.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
There's not a part of you that's like, yeah, let's go. Yeah. I mean, it's cool, but it's like, I don't know. I don't know anything about that guy, the CEO of healthcare. Insurance companies are fucking brutal, but I don't know enough about that guy to be
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't empathize with the guy at all. I get it. I do get it. But I'm going, damn, dude, if a bunch of people start CEO spazzing. That's fucking... What would that look like? Let us replace him with other CEOs. And all those guys who are shooting people... It's going to be the worst job in the world.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I have a family. Here's my problem with it. All those dudes would love to also be a CEO who are shooting CEOs. They're like, yo, dude, we're going to put you corner office a million dollars a year. They're going to be like, well, yeah, sweet.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Well, it's going to be CEO. There's going to be so much security now. Like, schools need people with guns, CEOs, you know. Yeah, my school just had a lockdown. He was lacking. Yeah. Lacking like a moth.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Dude, I couldn't agree more. You can't be fucking lacking.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Every time I take my trash out, I'm not packing, but I'm walking around just being like, I'm always ready for the bum rush. It's just unfortunate reality, but I am for real. Anytime I take the trash out at night, I'm like... What? You're saying couldn't be me? Couldn't be, bro.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Never me. Must it be me?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I still like when I open the door, I kind of will peek. That's how you get someone. You open the door. Wow.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Kind of like look out. See who it is. I'm not. It can't be me.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I mean, I could get got. Anyone can get got. But I'm really trying not to get got like that. Roger kids school get locked down.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I was around the same time as Family Matters. I knew Three's Company was like, black people love that show. Jack Tripper. I've never seen that either. When I worked for the labor union, I was constantly just hearing about Jack Tripper. Because I lived with my ex-wife and her mother. They'd be like, Jack Tripper, damn, bro. Jack Tripper. I was a wild bull. No, I'm not.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
A little rain date.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm going to come back on a Wednesday and shoot the school. I got a doctor's appointment I can't miss. I'm supposed to get a lollipop.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm kind of jealous that like the kids of today get to do like lockdown tough in front of the girls. I would wish I had that opportunity to be like, yeah, let that motherfucker come in here, bro. Yeah. I got you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I was born in the wrong era, dude. Yeah. That'd have been so sick. He's rallying the bros. He's like, bro, I'm going to fuck this guy up so bad. You got them all hockey-ing in the room waiting for the door to open. Kiss your cross. Just be like, give me a kiss before I go out to battle, babe. I'm going to go take a shit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Nerds now are like Middle Eastern guys after 9-11. You know what I mean?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
What the fuck? There's a note like that. Everyone's looking at every nerd. Yeah, yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Oh, you have a bad day, dude? Yeah. Are you going to fess up to what you did?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Are kids getting bullied like that anymore? Or is this just like pure nerd rage? Yeah, I think it's just rage.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's a vibe. Yeah, bullying. It's a vibe. It's just a vibe now. I just felt it. It's a vibe someone gets on. Yeah, this is a viable thing. I can just be the school. There's goths. There's bullies. There's school shooter guys. I'm just going to fucking wild out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's a parent's fault. It's your fucking parent's fault. There's no way, dude. If your kids are like, I'm going to fucking shoot this motherfucker up. It's purely the parents.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, my parents said I can't shoot up a school. Listen to a One Direction album backwards. It's like, do it. Gun loose. It's so annoying. Hopefully this fad dies. Yeah. Has it been one in a while? We're definitely in a slow season, I think. It's been chill or they're just not reporting them. I think they get reported every time.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It could be a closed loop system. I don't know because I think there's... The last time I followed it, I got kind of numb to the school shootings. But then I saw there was a lot of, like, involvement from a community. And people would hesitate. The last, like, two, I think, have been Trans Am. So then they took on a thing, and everyone was like, I don't want to talk about this anymore.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I looked it up and I was like, God damn.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That was just my, look, I might put a value judgment on it, but I did hear that was going on. And people started being like, let's not talk. This is just uncomfortable.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
We've got to drop the new Sonic, dude. For peace. We should just totally state fund the Sonic franchise. If we could put Sonic in a pill and give it to them every day. Otherwise they'd turn pure robotics.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Dude, Sonic is so unbearable to watch, except for people who have autism. It's crazy. You can't pay me enough to watch Sonic, dude. I'm like, I have nothing to do with the movie. I don't know if they think it's good, but it gets them very horny.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. I was laughing. I was driving, I think, last night thinking about this, how, like, you know, it takes thousands of years for people to organize themselves, like, with the ability to, like, gather enough resources so they can, like, philosophize and get abstract. Word.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
We've gone through, like, the Greek society got themselves, the Romans, and we have, America did that in, like, a pretty short period of time. And it's funny, we're just sitting around us being like, what if I chomped off my penis? What if Sonic was pregnant? It's wasted. Just like so many battles and hardships.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I mean, it's a part of a thriving and robust society. They're a symptom of it. It's not even just them. There's like philosophers of gender studies and there's, you know, there's like other philosophers.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
yeah yeah that's like a big thing it's like a it's just like we you know we like handled matter in ancient greek time and now we're up to like what to do with our dicks and pussies like what should we really do with what's the next tip you're always on the next tip what's after this What's after? What to do with our dicks and pussies? I don't know. Or is that it? That's it. We're in the endgame.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That'll be like the static on your satellite dish when you're getting boner. You'll be like, God damn it, I can't fucking remember everything. Fuck, turn it off.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Shut it off. Just fuck it up by neural link.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You just get snow. It's like... You're just reciting like every single king of every European country and you're like... Fuck! Hard as hell again.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Very tight. It's going to be really fucked up. It will be fucked up. Yeah, I think because it'll never stop because every new invention changes the world a little bit so that you then have a new conception of the world, which leads to new inventions, which new conception. It's a spiral.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's a twin helix.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't know, dude. I think I think people are going to get I think it's already happening where people are getting real into like pseudo farm life.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
people are going to probably dial it down but the new generation is going to get into like a lot of homesteaders on youtube yeah it's going to be that for a while but with the neural link i don't know how to grow my crowd i don't know i honestly don't know i think we'll get we will get over like the whole kind of like the argument's not even so much like the physical chopping off your penises and stuff it's like does your penis actually define you as like an identity that's the question it's a deep philosophical question you know i would say my personality is much bigger than my penis
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, but that's the question of our time. It's one of them. Does your genitalia actually have... Is there a reality that the type of genitalia you have dictates the way you'll be in some sense? Or is it totally a blank slate?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Victim of his own success, you're saying?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
There is a wormhole. There's a quick... If you're getting that much pussy as he was probably getting, you can easily hit a wormhole and go full gay. I agree that it isn't his fault in that regard. If you have your fourth... I mean, what's the most- That's Nirvana.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, true. So you slip them a little.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Sign them and do it later.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Because that was like the Cool Boarders era, too.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't know, Puff. I'm about to hit the 1080. Yeah, that's a fair point. It's like, you know, but again, there was all the deception, you know, with like the drugging potentially.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
What wasn't invented at that time was period. So you remember like period. So it wasn't like full stop. Yes, exactly. Full stop. We didn't have that yet. That technology wasn't invented. We didn't talk to the hand. No one talked to the hand. That was just to slow somebody down. Yeah, yeah. You can move right.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's a yellow light. Talk to the hand. What's a yellow light? Yeah, it's a yellow light. And then you can be like, as if.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
We didn't know how to say no back then. It didn't exist. Dude, the word the, you know the word the is unique to, I think, Western languages. Not all. I think there might be some other cultures that have the word the or some equivalent to it. But there's a lot of other cultures that don't have the.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And the word the allows you to bring other verbs and adjectives into a noun state and abstract things that other cultures can't do. You're making me furious right now.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, no, think about that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I refuse to think about that. Good is an adjective, but you can say the good, and it turns into like a noun that you can kind of abstract and kind of think like, what is the good? What is good actually? I thought it was kind of sick. So Eastern languages don't have the? Some, I don't think some do.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, he wasn't supposed to be in there.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They didn't know it. It just wasn't there. Just like we just learned no, for real, in 2020. We didn't know what it was. But yeah, dude, they don't have the. That fucking freaked me out. Native Americans were like all verbs.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, that is funny too. That was like a show, a compelling plot to be like, you can't live in here with two women by yourselves.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I kind of like that. I don't know. How sick is the though, dude? How sick is the? That's pretty sick. I was just bugging out on that the other day.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's like I. I is like crazy. That's me.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Only in, what was that, like 1990? No, that was much earlier. 80s? Had to be 80s.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, but that's different. That's a collective. The is just like that thing. That thing over there. What about dat? Dat right there? What about dat?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It is. So it is suck. Like it sucks because you're are like, you know, we're all organisms seeking pleasure. And it does like to have that like, no, you have to just be like, you're going to stop your whole horny body and be like, fine.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Curse you and your evil smells. What is the no even anyway? Let's bring this into the abstract realm.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I think a landlord doesn't want you living by yourself with two women, as you shouldn't.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
This no you speak of, what is it? Jesus Christ. God damn it, dude. All right. Well, I think we did it. Where are we at here? About, oh, only 50. What are we at here? We got plenty of time.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Oh, an hour and a half. I'm looking at that video going, what the hell? That's been definitely an hour. I could feel it in my bones. Feel it in my motherfucking bones. What do you guys have? Anything burning on your minds you want to talk about?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Did you hear about the lady who had sex with 100 men? The OnlyFans lady? Oh, yeah. She made a documentary.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. How old were you? Was it like four or two? Was it? How old were the kids? Like four or two?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. Also, little kids, if you're like, you got to piss your pants, it's not that off the table.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
yeah that second grade is crazy but if you're talking like four or two year old four is a little much but two two year olds will piss don't give a fuck dude yeah i know they're on their like chloe's on her potty uh potty training right now but like if i were to be like i'm gonna wait till you pee your pants she'd be like all right pussy you just pee your pants bet fuck you change them bitch dude having to change all those kids at once must have sucked
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
What would you rather do, change 18 kids' peed pants or have 100 guys have sex with you? He had piss in his eyes? He was crazy. That's a lot of piss. That's more piss than a hundred cums.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's very dense. It's like a medieval tavern.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Here's the thing. You never get to see the end of that. You know, it's like if you see that kind of thing, you're like, oh. You never get to see, like, the real kind of final act.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
There were no 100 cums in medieval times. That was one. You don't think so?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They'd have to burn the village down.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That was like, you get like two. Throw torches on your thatched roofs. Yeah, you'd be out by yourself. Dude, if you had a medieval guy smell 100 combs, they would like fall to their knees. And be like, my God.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
True, everything did smell.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Do you think medieval people smelled their cum? Like they would bust a load and be like... Taste it. Yeah. My God. Because it probably wasn't gay in medieval times to taste your cum.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, true. You know what I mean? Like there wasn't like a thing being like, that's when guys suck each other. They didn't know about that. So they're probably like...
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't think you could. I mean, I think that was like crazy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That'd be such a sick use of a time machine to travel through time and call people gay and just see how they react and take notes.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Walk like a gay ass woman.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Then be like, excuse me? And you'd have to explain, like, no, I think I'm accusing you of having sex with another man. Like, it would freak them out. They couldn't even conceptualize it. Just hit him with a 69.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They're still eating rabbits and shit. Dude, that'd be so funny. That'd be pretty wild. There's that guy, I can't stop watching his videos on YouTube, where he has a convenience store on the south side of Chicago, and he does gay. He, like, calls, like, he'll, like, just do, like, gay. He'll insinuate that black dudes are gay, and dude...
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
When you're like, I'm going to end my sentence with my brother, I'm like, why don't you every time?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, they could have been like, let's get the numbers, dude. You get the insurance claim. Someone's going to jail for that. You hit the fucking. Yeah. You run into the motherfucking snacks.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. You can't crunch snacks.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's going to be a big thing, though, of convenience stores. It is a funny idea. Because the convenience stores is like, you know, a convenience store in the hood, you're making what? Like maybe a thousand bucks a day? I knew someone who ran a convenience store in like, I don't know, wherever the fuck it was, like, like Oak Lane somewhere.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They were like breaking down like the numbers of the convenience store. It wasn't crazy. They were like, you make a living, but like you can make way more. My whole point is you can make way more doing the streams. So if you're using the convenience store just for the streams, you probably can make way more.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
she was like it's not for me but i could see it being for other apparently apparently inside the room uh the production were gagging because like there were the smell of cum was so like there was so much cum that it was like that's i didn't think i've never thought about that that's disgusting yeah
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, true. But it's also, but they're coin rich, which is sick. That is cool. Being coin rich is nice.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Scrooge McDuck. Always want to see that. Being coin rich is actually kind of nice, so. Just to hear it, ch-ch-ch-ch. You don't even have a money counter. You just have like a coin, one of those coin counters, a coin star in your house.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's saving your change.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, I did. I didn't like the grocery store ones because they did take their cut. I'd always be like, yeah, motherfuckers. But TD Bank had Penny Arcade that was free if you had a TD Bank account.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Did you really? Hell yeah. One time I got close enough where they gave me a hat or some bullshit. Damn.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I kind of lumped my quarters up in a way to give me an educated guess. Dude, what are we, fucking psychic? How the hell are we going to know how many coins we have?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Also, you know what's sick? Saving ones. Save all your ones. And after like a month, dude, you're like, holy fuck, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm always using my phone. I was always jealous of those guys. Could be like, here, I'm going to give you this. Give me back the whole dollar. And I'd always be like, how did you fucking do that, Matthew? That fast? That's crazy. That's a baller move. I was always like, yeah, you win. Here's your dollar. I don't know how this works. I don't even know if I gave you the right change.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But yeah, here you go.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
What are you working with? Where'd you get that change from? Did you fly with that change, or did you break a bill?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Let's get that change.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I just saw a second little bit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
$2.25? I'm going to go with one cent.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
i'll be honest like look do what you want but like having that 100 100 knee deep in the cum cistern 100 100 loads and like did they all not
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, I got that second look. I said that's about $2. That's in the $2 range. That was all quarters.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. Yeah. You see one of those mechanical horses, you're like, I'm feeling like riding today. Yeah. Getting a tiny fire engine at the supermarket.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'll get $180 on that thing. Look, I don't care what you say on this podcast. Don't act like I won't ball out on a power car, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You're crazy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I actually just got balled out on a power card the other day. Okay. No, it was some other type of, like a similar bowling arcade place. And a lot of the machines weren't working. I almost wanted to talk to somebody. Like, dude, what the fuck kind of operation you're running here?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, power card is fucking janky as hell.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Well, get someone who can. Try to play four-way ping pong with my four-year-old daughter.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Dude, I get pissed when I put the puck down. A dead spot?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, it is upsetting. No, customer service sucks now. It's crazy. Yeah. It's so fucking bad. Almost everywhere you go. I'm astonished. If someone's like just even mildly pleasant, I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. To become a CEO, you want to get shot, dude. Be careful, bro.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, customer service is taking a hard nosedive.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I think those guys actually do get shot a lot.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
By the bad men. Yeah, shooting a cashier is crazy. Yeah, but they be tripping. They sometimes act like you can't shoot them. I think the guys who shoot them come in being like, I'm going to shoot this motherfucker and take all his money. The cashiers do pop off. They pop off too much. I mean, think about it. You are like the power of money just flows through you all day.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, I've seen those videos where they shoot guys that come up behind 7-Eleven. They blast them. It's just 40,000 comments like, that's what you get. Yeah. That's what you get. It's like, yeah, I mean, it's a dangerous game.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
So some of the guys didn't come. I'm assuming. Man, they probably pulled off to the side and finished. Those are the real victims here. You're like guy 45. They're also crying here. Some guys are probably just enjoying it. You're a guy 45 and you just get to, like, wet your pen. You're like, all right, get out of here. That's nuts.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
True. Throw some fucking taquitos at him just scalding hot.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Like a medieval torture. They should have the cheese barrels just come down. Oh, that would be so sick. Like when castles have tar.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Defend the line. Come out, the hood goes crazy on you, dude. You have to barricade yourself in there. Yeah, if you can't be an armed robber, you get killed. That's live by the sword, die by the sword. Yeah, pretty honorable. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Maybe I'm just fucked up, but I don't get riled up. All the stuff people get riled up about online, I just see it and I go, okay.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm in the mode. It's all an abstraction. I don't know that guy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I just watch that shit and I'm like, I don't know.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's for real like a mental disease. But then there's like the thing, but then there's the spaz about the reaction because the Black Lives Matter guy was calling for black vigilantes. And then people are like, can you fucking believe this? And it's like, oh, yeah, it's all the same. Shut up. It's people spazzing out. People in bots. You're all dipping in the same punch bowl. Exactly.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
So, well, actually, we're upset now. We're deeply offended. And it's like, dude, get the fuck out of here.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Go take a walk. Get a fucking life, dude. Get a fucking life, dude. Get a fucking life. It's not going to, I don't know. It's just that shit fucking bothers me.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, do something, man. Just go fucking, I don't know, do something else and read it. I can't believe a lot of it's fake, but I really, I think people are genuinely reading it and like engaging and freaking out and being like, oh, fucking, this is fucking bullshit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, Facebook Marketplace is kind of nice. Some characters there. Yeah, it's kind of nice. I went off of Facebook for the longest time, and I went back on here and there because people are like, oh, I messaged you on Facebook. And every time I go back on there, I'm like, oh, my God. It feels like a ghost town to me. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You feel the breeze on your wet penis as you're walking back to put your shorts on. That would be funny, just mashing your half-heart bird into this lady for two minutes. I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? Yeah, nobody talks about the hundred guys. Let's examine the road that led me here. Yeah, no one talks about how the 100 guys are equally as problematic as a lady.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. Facebook's crazy. I can't believe it's still going on. There's nothing happening. Yeah, man. It's a dead zone. How's the comedy, Philly Comedy Network on Facebook? Is that still people spazzing out?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I haven't checked.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, I'm out of here. I might go back to the Philadelphia Comedy Network and start some sort of multi-level marketing comedy thing. I was like, you guys want a big podcast? You might have to get in line.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I have internet lessons and have people sign up and just rip. Dude, I like the Hawk Tua thing, too. The coin?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Hawk Tua released her own cryptocurrency and then just... She rug pulled them. You think she rug pulled?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't believe that's any, I can't believe those. I think it's got to be a bot. Yeah. Although, you'd be surprised. There's people probably like, it's a no-brainer. Yeah, the same.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
The Beanie Baby people.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. Like, I'm going to tank this.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't know how that works, but you would need your own independent blockchain for that? Or is that just like, what even is it? Nobody knows. I think it's people Venmoing you their money, and you're like, oh, look.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Now we're talking. That's old and busted. Is it really? That's dusty. Talking your meme coin into an NFT. Yeah. I never understood that. People are like, no, you can just start one. You can do like a picture. Then you like sell it for $30,000. Yeah. I never understood that. I can agree. No one's paying $30,000 for anything I can produce.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
For like a drawing or something or an internet. That'd be crazy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Meme coin, rug pull. I promise you won't rug pull.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's the whole point of this. No, you have to promise that you won't, though. Oh, right. I definitely won't. Then I will.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You're there when they, like, pop the confetti. They're trying to, like, cheer.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Shout out Zilla, yeah. Yeah, it is. I mean, again, it's like I've no disrespect to the Tua, but it's like... It's like a non-product. It's like an offshoot of like a weird... Like there's no real value.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
We're in the new phase. Yeah. We just want to like monetize weird personalities and just be like, fuck.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm hungry.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Let's go munch. I'm starving. You guys fucking rule. Thank you so much.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
What else can I do, dude?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Your dick gets to, like, break through a little tape.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
This is the industry. How bad do you want it? Now we're just going to chill and play some basketball at my house. Life's going out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, shirts and skins.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Tonight's naked basketball for sure.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm telling you, man. I'm trying to get my status.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm trying to defeat no in my life as well. That's the point of it. Enjoy the room.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, that's guy 100. There's got to be a guy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's dumping water on itself.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
There's got to be a guy who calls that. Someone has to call that. There's got to be a guy walking in, like, flicks a cigarette on the ground. He's like, I'll go last.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Watch this. This is my 45th one. It's like a marathon bumper sticker on his car. He's 100. I love being guy 100.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, that's kind of like insane to be like, yeah, I'm going to sign up and do that. I'm going to be like the 40th guy or first lead off.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, her eyes widen. Oh, apparently her eyes were sore. They were coming on her eyes, apparently. Holy... Yeah, apparently her eyes were sore from just... They were laden with... This is crazy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. I mean, it's not ideal, right? I'm not trying to ring the moral alarm, but I'm like, it's just not a good use of time and resources.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I think it was in an hour. That was kind of the impressive part, man.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, here's my thing. I'm like, I don't think any girl wants to have sex with 100 guys. I think most girls don't even want to have sex with one guy. Good guys. Yeah. Who are there every day. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Pay the bills. Girls don't want to have sex with one guy. Most of you love their life. He's a great father to their kids.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I totally have sex with 100 guys. A very patient and calm father. I might show my wife that. She had sex with 100 guys. I'm asking for a handjob, dude. Maybe two more of my friends. I'd be impressed if she gave 100 guys a handjob. I would say that's impressive, and I salute you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That I could get into.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I mean, at one point, your arms would get so tired, you would need, like, prosthetic assistance.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
So you could get, like, robo-braces.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You wouldn't eat the mech suit eventually. But yeah, that's a shame. That's a shame that that's become like a viable path. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No. OnlyFans is like, I've heard it's like, it's not that crazy for a young woman, a college age woman to be like, yeah, we'll start an OnlyFans, you know, kick some money up on the side.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You can say shit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm not going to lie. I'm going to, I think as a parent, you should be monitoring that shit into the early 20s and putting kind of like a kibosh on that. You see, but I think it's sort of like burner accounts, I guess. It's like no having sex with 100 guys.