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Chapter 1: What happened at the airport with the guest passes?
But from the get-go, we get to the Austin airport. We're early. I say, hey, let's be a nice treat. I'll take Sean and Egan. Brought the Eganism with me. I was like, we'll take Sean and Egan up to the American Airlines little club lounge. Treat them. Two free guest passes. I'm like, what a great way to start the day. I go in early. I was there. I'm just kind of writing on my laptop. Sean texts me.
He's like, You know, he texts me, like, hey, we're outside. I'm like, okay, Sean's outside.
Fucking mumble through text.
They're just kind of, like, milling around by that front desk. And I'll be honest, I was, like, tightening a paragraph. So they were there for, like, maybe, like, how long were you guys there for? Like, a minute? Yeah, they were there for a second. I wasn't trying to be a jerk. I was just locked in. Sorry about that. Dopamine stack locked in. So... I go out to let them in.
I'm like, Hey, these guys with me, I believe I have two free guest passes. And the lady goes, yeah, if you're a member at this lounge and I go, okay, no big deal. I go, but I am. And I, you know, I coming out of it, I scanned in, she didn't scan in with me. I'm like, and then the lady I scanned in with,
comes up and goes who'd you scan in with and i was like whoever was sitting where you are i think you yeah she's like i don't remember that and i'm like what do you guys think i'm lying like i can assure you i didn't sneak in here we didn't say that i'm like you kind of did and i was like anyway here's my thing but i definitely know i was like i even i beeped in and you went do you need help with anything else
So I think it was you. She's like, I'm just saying. And I was like, okay. She's like, you're not in here. So the only thing I could think of is that I had Gardini's and my boarding pass on my phone. Maybe I beeped Gardini's, but that's her. If I beeped the wrong one, that's on her. So I'm like, look, whatever. We go into the lounge, and I'm like, this wasn't sitting right with me.
And I was like, lady, I wasn't trying to be a dick, but you do realize you kind of accused me of lying to my face in front of my friends.
You disrespected me in front of my friends. You disrespected me in front of my friends. In front of the openers. That's something I cannot have.
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Chapter 2: How did the comedians deal with disrespect during the weekend?
He goes... Oh, I'm into that. Yeah.
somehow it got hotter dude he goes we're waiting on you i'm like what i snap out of working i'm like oh shit my bad dude and i like shut my laptop and i was just kind of like the fuck is going on today why is everyone shitting on me and then we land we get to ball sacramento we land and dude we're outside the hotel and this actually made me laugh but a lady comes up homeless lady walks by and goes move it or lose it i
I was like, what the fuck? And then she did start laughing.
She was kind of like... She was in on it.
She could feel the... Yeah, she turned around and flashed just such a sweet smile. That's funny. And I was like, dang lady, that was kind of funny. And then there was an older lady in like a mobility chair. I was telling Sean, I was like, I might hit her with a move it or lose it.
You should have. That's the only way to break the curse. You got to give it to somebody else. Everyone's disrespecting you. You have to disrespect somebody else.
It was... In a 24-hour period, I've never sustained just not – it was nonstop disrespect. I can't think of – I don't know if there's anything else.
I caught some strays on my flight home this weekend. Did you? Yeah, just some fucking drunk guy sitting next to me or across the aisle, and he was like, I could tell you're somebody because I saw your lady friend that you're with, and then I saw you, and I was like, what? I was like, oh, cool, man. Like, what the fuck was that for?
Why would you say that to me?
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Chapter 3: What are the experiences with airline attendants?
Yeah, some people are like, let's do middle fingers in the picture. I'm like, can we not, man? I know. Middle fingers. Yeah.
You got disrespected at Cabo Bob's? Yeah, I told Matt about this, and I told everybody besides you about this, but I was with... What the fuck are you telling everyone else for and not me?
I haven't seen you in a week, so I miss you. There's another disrespect.
I didn't mean to disrespect you, I'm sorry, but... It's fine, I'm a disrespect. It was me and all the big guys. So it was me, LaMare, Andy, Pat, and our friend Jake Ricca. Is Jake thick, too? He's about 1,500 pounds man with me at the Cabo Bob's. You guys can't get in an elevator. No, absolutely not. It would have been Final Destination. Nine people.
We can't get in.
It was five. And some guy commented about how he was like, why are all you big guys hanging out with this little guy? It's just kind of weird to see. That's funny. He was like, you guys are all so big and he's so little. Who said this to you? A random guy at the Cabo Bob's. It just didn't even work there? No, no. He was just going to pick up his lunch and he commented on all of our sites.
He saw you guys and he probably thought it was some type of weird sexual... I kept joking. He was like, there's their little humper. Yeah, I was joking about that. I was joking about how I had a fat drawn carriage that took me around town. Yeah. You do chill deep with the fats. I know.
I never realized until that moment that it probably is a weird sight to see me hanging out with only people that are about four times bigger.
You do have a plus-size squad.
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Chapter 4: Why does Shawn want a big truck?
That's been passed down to Billy.
Oh, yeah.
Billy was talking to me yesterday about it.
nine million dollar truck he wants to buy it's his absolute achilles heel yeah he yearns for like doramax the most gigantic trucks imaginable it's crazy big trucks it's like a little fucking boy he is he loves a big truck he loves big big boy toys
He did have a nice answer. I was like, dude, why do you keep buying? Why do you want a huge, expensive truck? He's like, I just like them and they're my favorite things. That's fair. I was like, well, that's totally fair, man. He's like, it's the one thing I like in this entire world. I want a big truck. All right, man. He does love big trucks. He loves big trucks.
He was, I had rented, what the hell did I have? I had some sort of wagon here, I think, when I was in Philly.
hops and he goes damn he's like looking around oh this is a wagon they're so nice dude the escalator is probably 160 it's crazy i'm like stop giving me truck new escalators are sick though are they yeah yeah they're on his radar he's like they're fucking 160 they're crazy dudes oh my dude that's the least practical truck for where his vehicle for where he lives don't get a little beater bro get the bucket get in the bucket that's all he needs is a little bucket i'm surprised you're whipping that uh accord
You're a millionaire, Sean.
I'm not a millionaire.
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Chapter 5: What happened with the Mexican Navy incident?
Are you guys going to do a baby of the year award, or what's going on here? It's just month still?
Just the month. We do baby of the month now. It's usually Baby of the Week. All the winners.
Okay. And then you have a tournament in front of a live audience. And they put a cookie on the floor. Horny pieces of shit. If you want to go to the speakeasy and meet with the horniest guy, there's a horny guy meetup at the speakeasies.
All right. I just pray the disrespect stops. I was like... I was sitting there the other day. I was kind of high, and I was just thinking about all the evil against me. It's not a lot, but if you really zoom out, there probably is at any given time just people spewing evil just about your name and likeness. All the time. It hit me, the overwhelming scale, and it was just kind of like...
I just had to make peace with it. I was like, I wish them all well. Anyone who wishes evil against me, mostly airline attendants. I wish them well. I had to just, I was like, I wish them well, even though they're speaking evil on my name.
I thought about, yeah, the evil being spewed yesterday when I left the green room at the mothership. What happens? Like as soon as I leave this room, I guarantee. Yeah. Evil fucks up there.
Fucking piece of shit. Just five minutes of people making faces at each other. Like not even talking. Fucking. Yeah. Great. You'd be sick to bug that thing.
It probably is bugged. It probably is. I think the CIA is on Joe Rogan's ass, dude. I was talking to him. I was talking to him. It was funny. Last night I was like, we should go to that Oasis concert in Mexico City. And he was like, yeah, so I can go get kidnapped? Good call. I was like, yeah, I forgot. I forgot. He was like, I'll get kidnapped right away.
Oh, we didn't even get to talk about the Mexican Navy. What happened?
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Chapter 6: How does the podcast discuss the Diddy trial?
But it's also like, dude, that's two crashes in just the northeast Philly or whatever. No, he doesn't live in northeast Philly. He lives out there. But there was one in northeast Philly in the Philly area. Yeah. There's been two crashes. It's like I've never heard of that. Man.
I think about that jet a lot. Oh, God. That thing came steaming right along.
Yeah.
Exploded.
It was a rocket. The hell's going on? Yeah, I mean, every year I'm hopeful. I go, please, man.
I think I'd rather be on the rocket than the fucking Mexican boat, though. The rocket was fast. The boat, you just fucking harness to a mast, seeing the Brooklyn Bridge come at you for fucking 20 minutes. Yeah. I don't know.
Apparently, Asian pilots have a big problem. I was actually when I when I. No, no, I swear to God, because of the like honor culture. When you were gone, I did and I like just did one of those zooms with a bunch of bros and there's a guy in air traffic control. It's pretty sick. He zoomed in from air traffic and in the tower. He was in the tower. That's not good. No, he said he said and he did.
He's like zero nine. Roger is a guy's got any. Jesus Christ. But Jesus Christ. But he was saying that there's a problem with the honor codes among Asian pilots.
Yes, with older pilots and young. Yeah, this is a common thing where they can't speak up against an older guy that's fucking up.
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Chapter 7: What are the thoughts on the summer bangers?
Okay. There's no way.
Day one you would have went, I'm out. Yeah. He's obviously like, I knew this about her.
Yeah, true.
I would like a, you know how they do those courtroom drawings? It'd be funny to have him in the back, like dark red face with smoke coming out of his ears.
oh no his thought bubbles coming out of his head yeah that's pretty wild because yeah they're like that's the defense i guess they're hitting her with like and you fucked this guy too right she's like uh yes i did the problem is there's so many texts of her like
Saying she liked it. Getting freaky. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that. She was saying like, yeah, and they called them FOs. She would be like, when's our next FO? She would be like, yeah, we need to do a freak. She would like be like, did he please? Did he?
Apparently. Allegedly. I have no idea. Yeah. No, there was. Yeah. That's the whole case being like, bro. The problem was he lied about hitting her, and that video of him beating her came out. Which, again, if you're in Diddy's defense, you go, okay, he hit his wife. Sorry. Like, let's press charges on that. But not sex trafficking. But, yeah, the texts are damning. Yeah.
But I saw there was a thing from his former assistant. That stated like, you know, he got in there and they were like, bro, we're this is his kingdom. We're here to serve. And then it like kind of jumped to the fact that there's a video of him dancing around like a fool on Molly. He said he was in there like, were you partying? He goes, I was drunk off the Ciroc. I had taken Molly.
Don't name your brand. I was Diddy Flip. He literally goes Diddy Bopping. He goes, I was Diddy Bopping. And he literally in front of the judge under oath goes, yeah, I was vibing.
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