Shane Gillis
Appearances
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
That would have been a real bummer. Oh, that would have sucked. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
It's Campinas. Can you believe it? Virginia Camp Penis. I know.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 536 - The Program (feat. James Fox)
There you go. Either or. Sure.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Damn, would you get in trouble if you smacked your wife's cheeks? Oh, it was on her.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Really? Yeah. Oh, man.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
So you're dancing around the campfire to the violin music, and you're grabbing your wife's tush, and the entire village just turns on you and shreds you. They rip you apart. They would just be kind of like very, very lowbrow. You guys should be just there. Keep an eye on his crops.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
If that's what he's getting up to around here, who knows what's going on.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
What are you doing, Matt? Don't get me high and do this conversationally.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You're spitting me out because I recently, I got into like a high tailspin about not knowing anything about math. Welcome to my world. I don't know. Really? Now I'm fixated on learning something about it. I think I'm going to start with geometry. I started with an introduction to geometry video on YouTube.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It was a shaky start. Really?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm not looking for algebra. You're good at algebra.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I started this geometry video and I figured, here's what I was thinking. I'm going to click on this. They're going to go, Hey, welcome back to learning math as an adult. Yeah. I thought they were going to give me like maybe circle and square. They're going to go, all right, you know, circle and square. Let's start with like maybe the Pentagon, maybe trapezoid, maybe that kind of shape, bro.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They started with lines. I was like, Oh, I forgot all about lines. I forgot all about not shapes at all. I forgot about rays and segments.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And so, yeah, I'm really worried I'm going to fail this YouTube and math test.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm going to cram the night before. Stay up all night. What's the test? I haven't found the test yet. I have to take some sort of metric. Yeah, you got to take the test. I told Mary Jo about it, so she'll hold me to it. She's going to make sure I get math.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
How long would you get grounded if you were to say something like, I don't know, ain't this about a bitch?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Really? Yeah. Why? I thought you were the math guy, though.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's the whole summer indoors.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I think it's real. I don't know. I think the universe is just doing its thing, and we're putting graph paper on it and tracing it, and we look like fucking idiots.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But is the universe structured around that or is it something that we use because it's as close to as accurate as possible? to contextualize the universe around us. This is where quantum physics is.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Not that it makes a fucking difference for me, man. I don't even know what I'm saying.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm indifferent to it. I'd be okay with it, I guess. You want to randomly create a universe? Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I would love a loving creator. That's great. So you can't be indifferent. But even he could have like, this could be a Minecraft world for him where it's just like a different seed generator. You know what I mean?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's the fun of the story. We probably were never supposed to worry about it. He's probably just like, why are they fucking monkeying around in the server room? Just fucking eat apples, dude. There's apples on trees.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Why are you doing that?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Is that a desirable outcome?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm still eating English muffins with butter and jelly and being very happy about it. That is nice. Careful, though. What's your guys' AC1? Do you have diabetes?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Honestly, I don't even believe in diabetes.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I guess it leads to like every it fucking destroys you. I guess I just feel like if you're a person that gets diabetes, then it's like you're already fucking everything else up anyway.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. You know?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Right. The arbitrary constraints that create great art, you know?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's why we need European soda and candy. That's what we need. They're not getting diabetes like we are. That's true. They're ruining our snacks.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Oh, yeah. You're a big junk food guy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I like it. I need to be controlled. I need my portions picked for me. 38% of people are pre-diabetic.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
How much cereal at night were you eating? Not a lot.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Oh, yeah. CEO. Do you think it was him? I guess it was him, right?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't know. I'm worried about the eyebrows in the surveillance photo and the mugshot. I did see that. I don't know if those match up. That's why I'm holding off on having any kind of emotional reaction to it because I want to know if this is the real guy or not. If it's really him and they caught him, that's an interesting outcome. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
if the whole story is straight and they didn't make up a manifesto and plan it on them.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He only disappeared for a few months after getting into psychedelics, I guess. I'm basing this all just, like, tweets about him. For sure. That's all any of us have.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Oh, I saw that too. Did you see that? I saw that. It looks like it's written by a lady.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I thought that was like a Tristan Tate tweet.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Every time I like, I always shrug that stuff off. That's crazy because that might be the moments where I feel most respected.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Tristan Tate would tell you you're a fool right in your face. You're a fucking fool, dude. He's got a lot of money. I defer to you, man. You've got definitely something figured out. I don't know. He might go to jail for sex trafficking. That's the game you play, though. Trill. You got to put your money down if you want to get in. Yeah, either get a wife or sex traffic. That's the move.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
What percentage of consensual sex do you think is trick?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He paints a big tunnel on the wall and she runs into it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I was a bus safety. I think I was a bus safety. Sidney was tactically running with both arms behind his back. How big was your school bag at the time? Naruto blasted through it. You're a giant school bag kid running off the back of the bus. Damn. Isn't that like the opening scene of a Goofy movie? Isn't that what the son does? Does he skateboard off the back of a school bus?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's your property, sir. I think they made some progress on that during the interview.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's the universe. I've been seeing a healthy number of like, am I the asshole on Reddit? Or it's like, I accused my husband of sexual assault because he took me when I was blacked out or something.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, not at all. You don't like their behavior?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's ridiculous. You know what really sets me off is if I'm banging into something really loud, like I'll hit my head on a ceiling fan or something.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I have some low ceiling fans. That was a bad example. But I'll bonk, right? And then I get a really sick feeling in my stomach because I know she's going to, without coming to me, she's going to go, are you okay? And that makes me madder than anything else in my marriage. And so now the joke around the house is if I stub my toe or something, everyone takes a deep breath and goes, I'm fucking fine!
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's the worst. Are you okay? Shut the fuck up. My shit is throbbing right now.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I have very poor vision, an enormous head, and slightly above average height. It's a recipe for disaster.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Am I okay? Yeah, I'm okay.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, I don't know if I ever used Neosporin before my wife started healing me.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Hey, it's good to see you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
The Goofy Goon Squad? I don't like those guys. They make you uncomfortable. They make me slightly uncomfortable. Goofy's, he's too about the bullshit. He's all about the bullshit. You're too structured.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Please, how do you play? Because I'm looking forward to the Pygmus spectacular.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He's going to let some fucking white boy fuck up his Christmas.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You can't handle Goofy. I can't handle Goofy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, Chiefs-Steelers. I'm excited about that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You know what, Matt? I don't know. I was going to say that. That was going to be my pick as well.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But it is Christmas. The boy might have to put on a show for us.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Although they haven't been able to protect him very well, and hopefully a healthy T.J. Watt gets home. I'm going to go less. You're going to go less? Patrick Mahomes passing yards. How about – 239. Do they have – what's his name's – Travis Kelsey's numbers?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Less on my homes. I don't know. I'm going to have to see what the number is because I couldn't even guess. I would imagine Christmas and T.D. Swift's going to be there and he's going to want to put it, you know, he's going to put it on a show for his baby.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
so yeah I think that's a good I do value this conversation I think it's a good idea and you can combine up to six points shut up dude you can combine up to six picks dude this is the thing I really wanted to sit you down and talk to you about we're taking apart the podium when I'm getting back it'll never die dude it'll just move and go I'll get in there you gotta get the headset on dude dude
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And they're just giving everyone $50. Yeah, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's nice.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
What episode is this going in?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Little stony dads?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. So, yeah, we're going to toss it in. We can probably just keep it rolling.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
What are you doing?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Oh, yeah, you just got your glands sucked.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I got my... But is it a guy or a girl?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You wouldn't care if it was a guy?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's good. Ren and Stimpy, I think, is spaz energy that you don't need. I didn't do it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And then I pop up and I'm like, you threw a thousand in an hour and an hour. Can you rip a thousand in an hour?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Your parents were like, this is too white, man.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's better if you're not prepared. It's significantly better if you end up getting like 48 push-ups in an hour.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It is very funny. So you're thinking like a Ben Shapiro owning kids. No, it's you doing pushups.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You're going to want to find some topics. Yeah. You think so? Cause if it's just fucking Q and a, they're going to be like, how do you come up with your material? Although that's funny.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
coming back dude there's there's some babies dude i'm coming back the babies are falling i think the babies are falling off yeah the babies there's still there's a couple babies i got on twitter and a guy who's he was being a baby don't go on x dude i was i i get depressed every time i go on like instantly instant depression every time i go on yeah it's i go on x and i've been trying to find out about the drones and there's nothing you can't find out anything
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, I watched a bunch of Muslims guys stone a guy to death.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't like that. I don't like that. Babes have found their way back into my algorithm. I don't know what happened. Babes are back? Babes are back on the menu, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You know what I mean? Sometimes there's things that can do that. You know, true. This is true. Nobody can work my spot like a fucking Indian guy on the internet.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Speaking of dizzying aromas, I got I got it's easy to be, you know, xenophobic when you get in an Uber and it smells. Yeah, but I can fight through that. I'm like, all right, whatever. It smells weird. That's fine. I got a fat Uber. The stink, dude. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's just a fat one. Did they complain or were they silent? No. I was so close to complaining. It was a battle of fats complaining. I got in the backseat just... I didn't say anything, but I was close to putting the window down, which would have been, I feel like, too mean. Yeah. 20 degrees outside.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That was probably the most powerful I felt as a child. When they were doing extreme Ren and Stimpy close-up, I was like, I'm tapped into the source. I know what's up.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
A fat complaining spaz. They are quick to hit the complain button.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. And then driving, driving Uber is tough. And then, yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. So you're just kind of, but anyway, God smelled the fat smell destroys American fat smell. We got to stop complaining about Indian smelling.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They have nothing on our American fats.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Oh, so bad.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. Anyway, what else is going on?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
How'd it go?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And I was like, hold up, bro. What the fuck? It's my Peñas.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
The truth is out there.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't want to protest close-ups. I want everyone to look very shiny. My mom's going to get furious if she sees that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Wow, what did Lemaire do?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Is it on air? Is it on YouTube, I mean?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
for like you know that is like you're on that show which is dudes it's just guys getting like just beaten down yeah it kind of wears on that guy got fucking queer on yeah dude he got he fully got queer i don't kill tony you'd look so much better like this
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, turn on Hang of Mr. Cooper now. Oh, man. I think my entire highlight reel of like childhood joy was just like a veiny face with bulging eyeballs and like a sound effect. I was like, that's all that ran through my head, man.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But Lemesie was holding it down. He did good.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Good. Yeah, it's pretty sick. He better hurry up because he's got to move out and not get home.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, it's coming. It's coming soon. I got to do a bar crawl. Billy Brook is like, what did you say?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Bar crawl is going to be sick. I'm a little jealous.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm here by myself in this haunted fucking house. You're by here lonesome. Yeah, my lady went home for a couple of days. I'm just here in this fucking spooky ass house, dude. Yikes. I'm afraid the entire time I'm here. Yeah, dude, I was scared the whole time. I'm so scared the entire time.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I was fucked up until you're like, it's an old house. I look outside. There's the front porch is right here. So you can just walk. Somebody walks. I think I see people the entire time. I'm looking out my window. Dude, you might have a six cents. The only cure is brewskis. I know. The only cure is a couple brewskis. I'm like, fucking ghosts aren't real. Fuck ghosts.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's so scary.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
By itself, it gets very spooky.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm going to call Blizz. I'm going to have Blizz sleep over again.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He's like... He doesn't even wake up.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
and the laundry the laundry's in the basement in the fucking dude forget it original basement it's so scary just forget it dude i don't have a basement in my house now is they don't have a lot of i guess in austin they don't dig down for basically i don't have basements
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, I took a shower last night. I was terrified the entire time. Thought I heard stuff like six different times. Thought I heard something. Dude, I'll just be sitting here playing Xbox and pause the game and go. All right. Go back to playing. I got to get back to Austin. I'm ready.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's fine with me. Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
At the driving range with Gerbys and O'Connor today.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Had some golf balls. It was nice. That is nice. Gerbys is a golfer. It's very fun.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, he's good. He is bagger man. He was helping Chris. Was he really? Yeah, Chris is just naturally good at it. Chris is dumbass and like TJ Maxx and bought like a golf outfit to go to the driving range.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He's wearing a fucking glove.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He bought a golf glove. He's got glove money now, dude. It's crazy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Season two money came in.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Glove, pops collar, fucking fleece. I was wearing this. I was wearing an Eagles hoodie and sweatpants.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, it's not hard. It's not hard to get him in there.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And Durbin's fucking country clubs right across from like a horse... like an equestrian fucking thing. So there's horses outside and it was very white. It was a very white thing.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. Watching Kirby's be actually good at golf. Piss me off, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Move, peasant. I like to make fun of those country clubs, the poor country club. He's like, do you want to go to my course or the other course? I'm like, I would never go to your course, dude. It's for poor people.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
it's so yeah but it's so funny to tell someone they belong to a poor country club so bad it's like oh that one has kind of a poor country club yeah it's a poor people country club he's like it's the only one that let jews in for a while oh that's so that's great yeah it's yeah man well fuck yeah dude Yeah, I'm excited. I'm truly excited to get back down there.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Like, we finished... Yesterday was the first day without doing tires. And it was like... Killed. Yeah, I just woke up. I jacked off. My girlfriend wasn't here. Just jacked off.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I haven't been able to treat myself in so long. I'm so fucking sick, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That'll be awesome. I'm excited.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
We have a good squad going.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Okay, sick. I might already be over there. Sick. Yeah, I'm excited about it. I can't wait. Notre Dame better not fucking lose to Indiana, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It is going to be really cool. And then the problem is if they win, that means, I mean, I got to go to the Sugar Bowl, dude. You'd have to. If they win, I got to head down to New Orleans to watch them take on the Bulldogs.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Georgia Bulldogs? Yeah. If they win, you might be good luck. You might be spending New Year's Day in NOLA.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You pieces of shit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, I'm super excited to get back to work with you in a professional manner.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, put out – well, I don't know. Second edition.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Back then might not be – they might not hold up. True, true, true, true, true. No, I'm glad to hear Lemaire's doing well. Gardini's in a diaper. Nate's doing well. Yep. Everybody's doing good. Yeah, Gardini's – his hiney's messed up, but I think he'll get through it, so. It's good he took care of it. I would have ignored whatever that problem was. Dude. He got a cyst on his ass?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Lemaire's burst into fucking urgent care, and he said it smelled.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
All right, bro. I'll see you, bro. Thank you, PrizePix. PrizePix, thank you. Later, bro. Goodbye. Let's get back to stoner dance.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, he was wrong.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Fuck. Damn. I wonder if the hot shooter was trying ice, and that's why his back wasn't getting better. He was slowing down his platelets and had to shoot a guy about it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You think he was also wheeling against traffic the whole way?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Giant speaker in the basket.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's cool knowledge. What do you need? You probably need, like, a Flipper Zero or something for that. I want a Flipper Zero so bad. What is that? It's, like, a little hacking device. You want a Flipper Zero?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Oh, man, it's a little, like, hacking device, and it, like, it can connect to, like, Bluetooth and, like, Wi-Fi and, like, a bunch of other, like, near-field protocols and shit, and you can, like, reprogram. You can, like, take a hotel key and, like, duplicate it. What? Is that how people break into cars?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It has a physical key thing where you lay a physical key over it and then you can match up the notches on the little interface on the device and then take that and get a key printed to replicate. Yeah, dude, I want to commit some felonies. That'd be cool. I want to do some high-level crimes.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, that would be great. Number one, traveling with your boys. Be so tight. And really fucking with them. It's petty theft. Yeah, dude, you could go crazy. Oh, my God. Imagine pulling off a kidnapping prank on your boy in a hotel. That would be so sick. Or just an ultimate scare prank. Would you go supernatural? Jump on him. In bed, while they're asleep. I'll jump on him.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Jump on your friends screaming at the top of his lungs in pitch black.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, I think bums used to, like, World War Z people and just throw their bodies at an obstacle.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's probably in your book. A bum Russian. It started in the 1920s.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I think that was all travel. It was just, like, eventually you were outside of anyone paying attention and you had to worry about the highwaymen. Exactly.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. What about what about the subway choking guy? What do you think of that case? The subway choking guy got.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, that's the best verbiage, brother. I mean, bold words as the movie theater industry dies around. Yeah, we need to do something about it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I think he got on the train. He said, I'm ready. Everyone's been on the public transportation with a guy that says, I'm ready to die today. And I think he made the threats to everybody. He identified himself as an immediate threat. Damn. And then the Giga Chad jumped on his back and held him. I don't know if he ever actually choked him out. I think he just held him there for a long time. What?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I mean, right after it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Well, depending on who you ask on Twitter, it was either a combination of drugs and hard living, or it was the guy strangleholding him for six minutes.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He had the rear naked choke. Not fully sunk. Dude, here's my thing.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, some of them go that way.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Did you see the detail that when, I guess, the cops or the EMTs got there, he was still alive, but they didn't want to do CPR because he was yucky. What? Yeah. Yeah, the EMT showed up and got the ick, and they were kind of just like, you know. Hang out here. Let's just bang on his chest a little bit. My thing is all right. Wake up. Come on, man. Wake up. Come on. It's okay. You're okay.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You're okay.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I think it was like, I need resources and I'm ready to kill and die for them, essentially. I'm paraphrasing.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It was like, I'm starving and I need money and I'll do anything for it and I'm ready to die and I'm ready to kill or something like that. Okay. That was his terms.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You're saying he was stopping Asian hate and he's a hero.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I am willing to die over resources. You know what's going to be crazy, though, is that he's going to get a, like, influencer boxing offer.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He's going to get, like, $10 million to box, like, a canceled, like, kick streamer. You think so? Like PewDiePie or something.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Luigi. That's the most suspicious. There's no way there's a guy, a 30-year-old guy named Luigi.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You don't think?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I think he was probably responsible for or again, I'm just reading tweets. I think he was responsible for like an automated claim denial system that really started racking up the screws to people. Yeah, that's terrible. And then there was also I think I don't I don't sympathize.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You're going to be forcing people in the corner offices, and they're going to be, like, grabbing onto the walls. No one's going to want to be a CEO. Take the fucking stock option.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's like the hacker that gets hired by the FBI. It's like, we like what you got. You're just sitting in a corner office with a gun every day waiting for your match.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But these are also the pull yourselves up by the bootstraps people. Like, lacking is your responsibility.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Don't let me catch you lacking.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
A new Fortnite battle pass drops that day, so I'm going to give myself 24 hours with that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
How long was this lockdown? Like three days?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Don't worry. You're sharpening the metal edge on your ruler.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's a heavily reported thing.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's like the main driver of pharmaceutical advertising sales. They kind of are hoping for one. It could be a closed loop system.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Probably a lot of overlap in the pool. You know, the path of the school shooter and the path of the... early droon you know what i mean the young uh
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm talking about my blackness. My family wouldn't let me. Are you saying Sidney's leaving blackness on the table? I think so.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. They had My Little Pony for a while. That was an option. Can we cure that part of autism? There's got to be a way. You just give them enough Sonic the Hedgehog that they don't hurt anybody. We've got to drop the new Sonic.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
There's like a pretty, I don't know what the percentage of the population is, but there's kids, but there's no more compelling thought than Sonic the Hedgehog being pregnant. Holy shit. Their eyes will just glass over for like significant chunks of the day. They're just like, what if Tails got Sonic pregnant? That would be pretty cool. Yeah, I guess I could doodle that. Sonic's a boy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I know, that's what makes it so interesting.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Next is going to be our brains, by the way. Could be. If Neuralink takes off or whatever competes with Neuralink, we're going to forget about dicks and pussies for a while and be like, what do we do with our brains? Be big on our brains. Actually, the dick and pussy are just going to be getting in the way of having direct access to the chemicals in your brain.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's going to be crazy. Giving over your entire nervous system to the cloud just so you could have access to Wikipedia in your mind.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Don't sell yourself short.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Are you talking about, like, reverse cowgirl?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's Nirvana for ultimate pussy guys. You reach the final and you go, it was gay the whole time. Yeah, it was just all gay. You transcend body and soul.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
We got a 69.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. Maybe he was waiting for someone to say no. I think a lot of these people, he pressured them to go along with it, but I don't think any of them were just like, I'm not really into it, man. Like full stop? Yeah, I think he was thinking eventually someone was going to say.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, like Asian languages. They had what, 10,000 years of spoken language to figure it out, and they forgot the? They forgot the and forks?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I like that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I was like, damn. It's a very high thought to see if in your mind you could define the word the. That's what I'm saying, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's actually knows violence against men.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's crazy. 70s even.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
An hour and a half.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Did you? No. I just have a bunch of dumb shit I've been scrolling past in my head.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Well, I'd like to hear it at least. Did you hear about the teacher that all the kids would be in bed and she said no one can go to the bathroom anymore and all the kids pissed themselves and she got fired? What? Yeah. No? Yeah. I think all the kids were like your girl's age. How bad? What? Like little, little kids? Yeah, it was like that. I told you guys. I told you guys to calm down.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, that would be totally improper.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And now no one can go to the bathroom. And now all the kids piss their pants and the teacher got fired. Yeah, of course, dude. A whole class pissing themselves is crazy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Oh, that would suck to be the first piss. Dude, you're all tapping your feet on the floor, not trying to be the first pisser.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I know a kid in second grade that pissed his pants in school and he had to change schools.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
She made a documentary. Yeah, did you see her cry? Yeah, tears welling up in her eyes.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
100 cums? Yeah. The entire village had to split that in a year.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Now, everything smelled back then.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They might not even notice 100 combs. True. It might not have. The tannery on the edge of the village fucking reeks.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, but I mean, probably you had to get through the winter. Yeah. You had to ingest a little bit of it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Big time. Do you think they called each other gay back then or is that off limits?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Bro, you're making some pretty serious accusations right now. Yeah. I'm actually going to run this pitchfork through your body if you say that again. I don't know what you're doing with your voice and smiling right now. They didn't know laughing at all.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Were they, like, crying for, like, the same tears that you get for winning the championship? No, she was being very brave. She was trying to, like, be very powerful and brave and just be like, yeah. And it's just, you know, it's just like.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
The crops weren't stable enough to ponder gay.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You ever watch like the YouTube guys that run laundromats? They make that look pretty attractive.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
no how that how what do they do with that they just go they go around they collect all their quarters and shit they go here's how much money i made and they count a bunch of money and they go all right man thanks for checking out the video see you guys next time yeah they break down like the economics of having a laundromat and all their locations are vending machine guys watch those what's the numbers what are they how much are you pulling in from the laundromat uh i don't know like i think i've seen people where they were like i made three thousand dollars this month that's passive income you know what i mean but then i think they probably do better from being a content creator
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's like Scrooge McDuck. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That would be a great sound to have in the background. Did you ever hit the penny arcade? Or like the coin star? The coin star? Yeah. I lived on the coin star for a stretch there. That shit rules, dude. Yeah, you ever get $40 from a coin star and be like, oh, thank God. Yeah, it's awesome.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
There's no better feeling. When that receipt prints out and your checking account is overdrawn, that's like, that is, it's Indiana Jones grabbing the hat under the door. Good news. I can get home from work today.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
OK, yeah, I remember that. That was and then you could guess you could guess your total. I want a lollipop one time.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's my day. I might have counted it beforehand, too. I might have cheated. Can you edit that out? Don't let them know that I cheated. That puts me in a really negative light.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
As long as you know in your heart that you didn't count every single one.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Well done, man. You know, hats off to you, man. You won fair and square.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Got to put you in the elevator.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Ooh. This is green.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You have to get in someone's face about that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's not working on this shit. The stop sign because it's not scanning and you're running it again and again. Exactly, dude. I'm going, are you taking my points right now? Excuse me, I'm trying to play Fruit Ninja. I spent $200 on Fruit Ninja and it's not working.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And it's not working. Nothing worse than a fucked up air hockey table. That'll make me... That's depressing. Do you guys care about anything? Yeah. Half the thing's not even blowing air.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Bro, a dead spot in the air hockey table. It's fucked up. Some fucking bullshit, dude. No one cares about anything anymore, man.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I saw her saying in the Twitter clip that some of the guys were like, she was cutting them off after like two minutes. And he's like, it said five in the DM. And she was just like, yeah, come on, you got to go. Come on, get out of here.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. Did you ever see a phone store guy that they tried to rob and he stabbed one of the kids to death?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. Okay, everyone else has seen it. These two kids come into a phone store or something, and they try to jump over the counter and grab all the shit, and the guy running the place pulls out a knife and grabs one of the kids, and the other kid runs, and he just starts stabbing him. And the kid just bleeds out on the floor, and he's going... I'm dead. I'm dead. You ever seen that video?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't know. I've seen videos like that. It's pretty funny. I saw, I haven't seen a stabbing video. I didn't know it was a phone. Yeah. Or something like that. He died though. Yeah, he definitely died. Yeah, he died. Yeah. And the cashier posted the video himself. Like, you know, they tried it. They found out what was up. Did he get in trouble? I think they tried.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't know if he was convicted or anything like that. I mean, did he have that thing? Did he have that thing on him?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You ever see Indian guys defend a 7-Eleven? That's cool. Yeah. That's really nice. There's a really good one where a guy comes up behind the counter, and they just start hitting him with, like, brooms and shit. They're not really doing any damage, but, like, they're definitely getting some Indian aggression out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, true. Bitch bastard.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I stay in I mode.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You shouldn't be having a reaction to it. It's almost like abstract information. It's so far from you. There's almost no way it can impact you. It's none of my business. It's a huge mistake to constantly just be seeing stuff and be like, you know.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Please get a PS5, man. Just get a PS5 and shut the fuck up.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, it's half people being tricked by the dead internet and the other half is bots, you know? What is the dead internet? I've never really had that explained to me. Was I talking to you or Swim about it? Swim. I think I was talking to Tom about it. It's that internet theory is that like almost everything you see online is not real. It's not real people.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And then when you see real people engaging with it, you kind of look at them and be like, you're being tricked. Do either of you guys go on Facebook still?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm mostly on Facebook Marketplace.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Take my lesson.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, the coin.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't think she had any idea what was happening. I think right now, I don't think she's learned a single thing about it. Yeah. She was rug pulled as well? There could have been dudes. No, she benefited from it. Yeah, she probably made money. But there's probably dudes who are like, we're going to set all this up for you. Or it's like... They're doing it to, like, MMA fighters.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's like a roving horde of, like, tech wiggers in California. Why? What's the draw? To be like, this is a unique coin. It's going to rise. It's like a penny stock, basically. Yeah, they go, look, there's no better way to capitalize on all the recognition that you're getting. It's never been a hotter time for you. What we can do, we're going to build a community.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's going to be like a financially independent community around your identity. And you can't lose. You know what I mean? And then, like, the first day, the... price shoots up, they rug pull, and then the celebrity is standing there like, what the heck? Thank you for the $15 million, but everyone's really mad at me. Everyone's pissed.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They're the best of people who are like, I lost my life savings in the Hockatoo.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They talked to like a POG advisor, and he's like, look. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Well, did you see, like, a 10-year-old did a meme coin, and he got, like, $30,000. I was like, gotcha! Like, cashed out. Now I think he might be in big trouble. But then I think they boosted that so, like, he could have made, like, $12 million if he didn't, like, rug pull in the first, you know, hour or so. I mean, how can you blame a 12-year-old? That'd be so sick. You should meme coin.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That'd be tight. Rug pull. Matcoin? Rug pull would be nice. You call it rug pull?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
yeah yeah i don't think anyone's like inventing new technology i think they're just like copy and pasting the framework of every other coin and then you just give it a cool name and have like an endorser and that's that's all you need really you could probably do it yourself there's probably some youtube videos for how to do it what if i turned it into an nft
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Do you think, obviously, being anywhere in the 90s would suck, but I think being guy 100 would probably rule.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It might be a surprise.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't think that any of them, none of them were like great art. I think it's just like they want to be on. It's attached to you. You know? Crazy. Yeah, you got to meme up. Yeah, I should meme coin. Time to go crazy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm out of the game. I'm going to rug pull.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, there was... Okay, so there was... The way that they argued back was that they said they weren't rug pulling. They were saying other people were driving up the price so they could, you know, dump. Dump real quick. Yeah, and so... Pump and dump, I guess. And so, but... Even if that is the case, what they did was they had a high transaction fee for all of the purchases.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
So even if they weren't the ones doing the rug pull, they were getting 15% on every transaction. So they still pocketed, you know, $20 million or whatever. Really? Yeah. Even if they didn't do what everyone is saying that they did. Well, I don't know. I'm just going off what CoffeeZilla said. Thank you, Coffee. Yo, shout out Coffee Zilla, man.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No one wants products anymore, man. We're past that. True.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
People just want to think about a weird thing and then have money assigned to it. That's all. That's true. Well, that's pretty sick. That is pretty sick. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Thank you so much. Thanks for having us in the arena of ideas. I knew you guys could rock the setup, dude. Yeah. Do people get competitive on here? I want to win the podcast. I know.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Like, you did it. You're so good.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Great idea.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Thanks for flying us out here and putting us up in the lap of luxury.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I can't believe it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
When we got in the hotel and saw how nice it was, I felt sexually pressured. Oh, guys, this is the industry we're in, right?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's the best part of the weather down here, man. You can play naked all year round.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You know, it's got to be nice. I would say maybe when she gets her second wind around, like, in the low 70s, that's probably a nice spot. You know, she gets a little bit of... She can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Ejaculate. She submitted herself to, like, Al-Qaeda, like, interrogation tag.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They were doing 100 in the 80s. They were doing 500 when I was a teenager. Yeah. Howard Stern was having girls on.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
The sandwich has been sitting for a while kind of like a room-temperature hoagie should use that rough like hands Lava yeah lava soap with the granules. Yes mechanic grant No water just rubbing that shit on her eyes and just peels and falls off drawing your hands on newspapers. Oh
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Did they ever send you as, like, their emissary to deal with white people? All the time.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Oh, man. It's more impressive than penetration.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, you think the stroke locks in eventually, and you're like three, four pumping guys? You can even... You're talking like... Yeah, like, how fast are you making them come when you really get in your groove? Or a hypothetical woman, not you. Yeah, not me, obviously. Never. I'd be, I mean, me? I'd be lights out. I wouldn't even be in the building.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. That's got to be fun floating that out there to your like existing, like when you start promoting it and it's just like people, you know, they're just like, uh, like you flipping the coin and whether they'll check it out, you know? Yeah. That's going to be a uncomfortable.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You're doing the soft core on Instagram and she'd be like, check out, you know, go to my link tree, you know? Yeah. Oh boys, you know, before it really catches on.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Would you be DMing them too? You know, would you be sending DMs? Because, you know, in IT, this was like security testing where we would like send a phishing attack to an employee to see how they react. So would you pop in the girl's DMs and just be like, you know, damn, you look so good. And just seeing how they responded. Yes.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
You know, there's talk about some Donald financial problems in Atlantic City, and I said that Donald took his daughter for a drive through Atlantic City and said, someday, honey, your name will be at the top of all these buildings. That's if you marry a guy named Borgata.