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Then you take them off when you get to the... Yeah, sneakers on the beach.
Depends how hot the sand is. The sauce is hell. We going? We rolling? Oh my motherfucking God. Christopher. Off of the wrong foot. Huh? Nah, he thinks I'm mad at him for his sneakers on the beach. Sneakers on the beach is weird.
Beezer's literally the only white guy I've ever seen. I bet. Unless you're a local. Actually, my cousin Frank did it. Yeah. He wore sneakers on the beach.
All of us has one video game cousin who would play video games at the beach the whole time and then come down at like 5 p.m. in sneakers and you'd be like, bro, what are you doing? You're not coming to the arcade with me, dude. That's the beast, dude. Yeah, sneakers on the beach. Are you a sneakers on the beach guy? Uh, yeah, a lot of, you know, because I... That's so dumb.
How many times do you unexpectedly go to the beach?
When did you surprise go to the beach? It's not that I prefer it. When did you surprise go to the beach?
I feel like the last time I was at the Danny Improv. I got surprised with the beach trip. I didn't really know how close it was going to be to the beach. And then I have sneakers on the beach. Don't you take, don't you take.
I just got to get this in before you guys attack me. I'm not yelling.
You're yelling, dude. And then I don't have sandal. I don't like have sandals a lot. Yeah, but you take your shoes off, leave them at the top, and you roll your pant legs up, and you walk on your bare feet on the beach. I mean, if I'm really missing the sand and it's a partly cloudy day, I'll do it.
But if the sun's been baking and you get there kind of late... Then you got sand in your shoes for the rest of your life. No, no. I walk. I have a special walk.
No, for real.
If you're in hot sand, if you dig your feet under the surface sand, you can get through. When you go down to the beach in shoes, you're literally crushing the vibe for every single person enjoying the big... What the fuck is this guy doing here? It's so unwelcome. I try to make up for it with my other beach activities. You know, I get right into the surf.
I throw a ball around. You're good at the beach.
I'll do frisbee. I'll do paddle ball. You're good at the beach. You're good, yeah. Get me down to the sand that the water's hit already. I feel like you died on this hill unnecessarily.
I'll die on every single fucking hill. Any hill. Name a hill. I've seen him die on the sand hill before. This is the second sand-related hellish argument.
We can't talk sand, dude.
We cannot talk sand. A con man has an intense relationship with sand.
I'm just saying, not everyone who wears sneakers on the beach is an asshole.
I'm not saying they're an asshole. I'm saying they're weird. I'm saying sometimes... If they're what?
sometimes it's culturally acceptable to yeah black people don't like their bare feet on the ground that's you have to respect is that that oh yeah dude so they don't like the sand between their toes not really my wife doesn't like the sand i like it actually like angered me the first time she told me she's like yeah just like i don't like how it gets all over me i was just like what the fuck are you talking about why are you ruining the good thing yeah why are you ruining the best i love the beach it's my favorite thing she's like i just don't sand makes me it just feels gross on my feet i'm like
Yeah, I take my kids away. I'm like, don't listen to me. Trust me. Yeah, that's yeah, that's that's something I've seen. I mean, it's literally goes back to the socks of the water park. Yeah, that's why. That's why they're there, bro. They're not. It's not just it's not like a fashion statement. It's like genuine phobia of just the ground. Yeah. Instilled in them by a paranoid black mother.
Yeah.
It's germs. It's a germ-related thing? A little bit. Also, some water parks are just super shitty and dirty. Like, I've never been to socks in a water park, but you ever see those, like, water socks?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, they're made just for that. Aqua socks are pretty.
Yeah, the aqua socks. That's a pretty big honky. Yeah. Aqua socks are definitely the honks. I don't think there's just honks. That is, for sure. Yeah.
I don't think so.
My whole family did it. Really? Yeah. I've only ever seen you guys in Jordan socks. I believe you. I believe you, though. Well, I'm sorry. Dude, I've only ever seen him in the longest tube socks ever. For sure.
Half flapping off the foot. Wife beater's on still. Well, you gotta keep the beater on. No, you don't. It becomes see-through. It looks fucking crazy. It does. It just sees your wet nipples through the fucking... It's fucking weird. I got no defense for it. It just feels right. It's immediately see-through.
So, yeah, I remember I met my... The waves in a wife beater is nuts. Just popping, just surfacing in a wave pool. Oh, shit. And the bottom gets all stretched out and baggy.
You guys swim like it's the 1920s. Everyone's in full suits.
I was figuring out that yesterday. It's crazy that white people made black people not be able to swim and then you guys make fun of us for it. We did not make it so you can't. You guys are blaming us for that too? You guys literally poured acid in the pool, dude. When did that happen? In the Jim Crow.
Bro, one or two things happened. That's like saying you guys make it so we can't go to gas stations. We still go. It's just a risk. Why would we acid our own pools? There was a couple times where people were tossing it in. Some acid? Yeah, black people got in the pool and they're like, ah, ah, ah.
It's the whites only pool.
That's not, that wasn't like a fucking common occurrence.
Yeah, there's lakes and shit, dude, like... We don't just swim in pools, dude. That's a fair point though, but again, it's like, I don't know.
I can't believe you tried to put not being able to swim on us.
Yeah.
Although you could, you could. You could with urban, like being forced into a city without pools. That's the one way you could do it. Yeah. I'll take it. That actually, I mean, you could if you wanted to find the root of all your problems with white people. You could. Yeah. There is an argument. But swimming, come on, man.
Yeah. Still take the ferry. Ferry's not that expensive.
Take the ferry?
Yeah. To what? Like in New York, you take the subway. You take the subway all the way to Coney Island.
Oh, you're saying to the beach. I was just talking like pools. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's tough.
I thought you were saying instead of black people swimming, they could take ferries. I was like, well, yeah, I'm sure they've adopted the technology. No, they can travel. It's pretty close. You get the breeze in your hair. There's probably some sand on there. Well, goddamn, I don't want to tread into kind of divisive racial stuff.
Matt, why don't you tell us what's going on with you? Because you got to be. You're talking about fasting? You can't wait to talk about it.
First of all, before I get to my 60 relative, about 64-hour fast.
It's the cat who swallowed the canary. He's ready to talk.
Speaking of semi-related to cats, I just found this out today. Do you know rats can't fart? No, I never would have. Rats cannot fart. We had an exterminator come to our house today, just routine treatment, and I told him about the cotton rats that invaded my garden. And he was like, oh man, that sucks. And he came back with a bag of... It was like baking soda, apparently.
And it's like an attractant, some other kind of food. And he was like, dude, put this in the back thing of the garden. He's like, it's non-toxic. It's kind of like a million dollar idea. I feel like the guy should patent it. I don't know if other people do this, but.
It's rat poison, but instead of being an actually poisonous substance, it's baking soda, but it takes advantage of the fact that rats can't fart. So they eat baking soda, they just get filled with gas, and since they can't fart, they explode. Like, literally, like a pigeon. Like a seagull, but that's Alka-Seltzer.
And then he's like, the only thing is you might catch a rat with its side blown out running across your grass. Oh, man.
Oh, my God. I would have never guessed that. Me either. You'd think they'd be able to...
You think they'd fart the most? Yeah. Also, if you can poop, you can fart. That's what you think, right? They can only shit, dude. They can only shit. Farts are just an air poop. They're probably peeing while they're pooping. You Googled it after the guy said it? I didn't even Google it.
He's a fucking expert. I believe him.
It's what the man does.
Chris bought me with the if you can poop, you can fart idea.
You can't. That's the thing. That's like an opposable thumb.
It's really just... Rats cannot fart. Yes, rats can fart.
What? What? Fuck AI, dude. That sounds like it's... If you can pass a turd, you can pass a fart.
One year ago. Today I learned that rats can fart. Mice don't fart.
Okay, so maybe he's thinking what I showed him is actually technically a mouse. Why? That's tricky, dude.
Why can't they fart? So rats can fart. Yes, rats can pass gas. In fact, rats produce the most intestinal gas when fed dried skim milk. What? Get some milk going out there. Let the boys turn your garden into a fucking fart den.
Here's the thing. The cotton rat looks more like a mouse than anything else. So maybe he ID'd the species I gave him and was going, oh, that's more of it. That's technically a mouse they refer to colloquially.
Yeah, that looks like a mouse to me.
cotton rat yeah that's what i'm saying nice coat on he's got a nice coat i can see maybe the baking soda expands quickly in the stomach or something and blows them up yeah okay so we you know it doesn't get to the fart part i'm sorry to spread misinformation rats can fart mice cannot i believed you until chris with the poop but then still mice poop so exactly mice poop too so mice so mice can a rat a rat evolved from the mouse and they were they literally were like
It's time to fart. Yeah, it's time to fart. I'm sick of blowing the fuck up all the time out of nowhere thinking I'm just eating something yummy.
Good for them.
But yeah, dude, and that way if your dog, my dog already got into rat poison once, so that way if my dog ate that baking soda mixture, he's going to fart it out. He's got a farting dog.
If it was Jackson already, he was a farting dog.
He's already heavily farting.
How much worse could he get?
Exactly. So yeah, I thought that was interesting. That's extremely interesting. So there we go. Mice can't fart. Rats can. It's crazy. Is there a reason why? Is there anything about why they can't fart? How could you not be able to fart? Probably because of their teeny tiny buttholes. Yeah, who knows? A rat has just a big enough butthole to blow out a fart.
How come mice can't fart? Yeah, it's true.
But you'd think even just a mouse-sized poop of a fart could get out there.
It's just got to be the way their bodies just can't. Mice can fart. What? What? Yeah.
Sean just said they can't. Yeah.
The misconception that mice can't fart likely stems from the idea that they can't burp or vomit to release gas, which is true. This is also AI. AI is, who knows?
Could be wrong, but I'll let you know if any of them explode. So maybe they can fart.
I think any other, it says like any mammal, they can pass. I think every mammal can fart.
I can't believe they can't puke. How could you not puke? I feel like that's one of the most important things anything can do.
stomachs is backwards i don't know yeah i have no idea but it's like if it goes in the body's got to be able like we don't we can't process this it's got to come out yeah it's actually a really terrible way to kill the guys apparently it just is extremely painful for the boys Hey, man, you know what's painful? Seeing all your arugula just go up one day. I hear you. That hurts.
I'm in an age-old battle, dude. Farmer versus vermin.
I don't want to hear that shit.
They're lucky I don't stab them with a pitchfork. I forgot.
I forgot. You've had a lifetime of torturing these fuckers.
this is nothing to you i used to go out with my dad and blow up the voles smoke put the smoke bomb it'd be three holes smoke bombs in two and he would stand by the other hole the nine millimeter just fucking sock these things oh my god yeah i watched my dad shoot a duck one time i saw his eyeball go flying no not a duck yeah bro he capped the duck what was no man oh it was a fox fucked it up and he was putting out his mercy kill good
he had to eat straight up cap the duck the one time yeah bro people were getting plugged up dude yeah i've seen a lot i've seen a lot of murder man a lot of animal murder yeah interspecies murder one time he squished him this was this actually stuck with me we were in a barn and like a mouse ran into the corner of the barn and he just like took a work boot and just squished it and i was like oh
I was like a little kid. I was like, damn, that's so fucked up. I can see myself getting to that zone real quick. On a farm, on a farm. Dude, my whole crop, carrots, arugula, spinach. And I don't know what the other one was. Maybe leaks just decimated all of them like two days.
Yeah.
I mean, imagine if you came out and the mouse was like fucking with your Xbox all the time. You'd smush it with every morning. Half your Xbox was eaten.
True.
And you kept having to plant new Xboxes.
Yeah. You'd have to kill him.
Yeah, man. It'd be sad, but you'd be there. You'd have to, bro. You know, fuck. What's my family going to do if the shit hits the fan? I'm going to need half a pound of arugula to eat, dude. You're going to need it. I want to do potatoes. I was going to do the carrots to kind of test the soil and then hit it with potatoes. I want to just do potatoes and garlic, something I use a lot.
You've got to get some tomatoes going, too. I don't really fuck with tomatoes, bro.
They're so good.
Dude, I don't know what it is. I'll eat salsa. I like that. I'll eat tomato sauce. Give me a raw tomato.
Fresh tomatoes are so good.
I've tried them so many times, they make me just want to throw up every time I try to bite a fresh tomato. I know a lot of people like them. Yeah. What about the little ones? Cherry tomatoes? Don't like them either. I hate tomatoes. I can't stand them. My kids don't like eating them either. And I'm always like, yeah, you guys are fucking right.
Fuck those tomatoes.
Tomatoes taste like shit.
even if i get a tomato chunk in my spaghetti sauce um i'll like really take when i was a kid for sure when i was a kid i did not like tomatoes yeah bro she made chili recently and she used like it's i'm such a psycho about it if she makes spaghetti i make her blend the sauce so there's no tomato chunks yeah i get so skeeved out about mushrooms i don't like i don't like mushrooms i i will eat there i'll i've cooked lion's mane mushrooms i like them but if much like button mushrooms come in my dish i'll send it i don't like like regular mushrooms
Lions made mushrooms by themselves. You fry them up are actually pretty good. But other than that, I don't really suck with that actually. I had a little incident at a restaurant recently. I had to be like, bro, uh-uh. Not for me. Get these motherfucking mushrooms. It was mushrooms. Did you put them to the side or did you send the whole thing back?
If I don't know there's mushrooms and I order them, I'll pick them out myself. But I explicitly was like, no mushrooms. And they came out with the mush. And I was like, bro, just try to dose me. Get these things the fuck out of here.
Yeah, man. What y'all fools up to? I'm just thinking about your fast. Oh, dude. I'd like to hear about it.
Yeah, just literally. So I was telling you, man. I think it's autophagy or autophagy. I don't know how you say it. If you don't eat for 24 hours, your body on first of all, you go into ketosis. So you're burning fat cells, you know, all that stuff. But after like, I think, 24 hours of not eating any kind of anything.
Yeah.
Your body goes into autophagy. So you start eating. Your body starts like finding like old cells or any like fucked up cells. I think even cancer cells. And it just munches them. It starts just cleaning house of like anything in your body. That's just time to go. And I did like 60. I think I did about like 60 hours of like no food at all. Just water and coffee.
Dude, I'm going to try to start doing it every Sunday, just 24 hours. Eat 5, 6 p.m. on Saturday, doing stand-up, and then wake up that morning just black coffee, and all you got to do is make it to dinner time. It's not that hard to do 24 hours. This is getting awfully close to Judaism. Bro. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the fuck?
I just don't want, here's the thing, Chris. I don't want to get old and have my kids be like, you didn't do everything you could to make it in the entertainment business. Why don't you become junior? You know, I just want to do everything. True. Dad, what the fuck? You were a Christian like a dumbass? I got to do it on my terms.
slowly back in your way or i mean it's it's kind of muslim too man to not eat until sundown yeah so you should just hit ramen on that's what i'm saying i actually might do a ramen just no i mean when they do it oh that'd be nice man i might actually i've actually was always when i went to the remember the green eggs cafe in philadelphia yeah Come Ramadan.
That was like a kind of like gentrified, like hipster breakfast place that got just like swarmed with black Muslims.
Yeah.
The black Muslims found out about it. Every Ramadan would come in their gear and just shut it the fuck down. I was always like so jealous they had that. Like, not the breakfast place, but they had Ramadan.
Yeah.
I was like, dude, I want that. I want, like, somebody to be taking me aside. Is there no water, though, too, during the day? I don't know. There's no way, dude, in Muslim countries they do no water. I swear. That's cat. That's turban. That's turban.
It ain't turban. It ain't turban. I think you're not allowed to eat or drink while the sun's up. Really? I know. They wake up early in the morning. They wake up before the sun comes up. Yeah. And then you eat a big breakfast. Yeah. But then, yeah, you're not allowed to drink.
i didn't know that water i mean unless you're sick or fucking traveling yeah yeah oh shit i didn't know that yeah so the no water would really suck ass yeah it's also you can do like a no water fast too and like dry fasting that fucks you up i've done 24 hours no water whatsoever and it's like it's kind of i don't really recommend yeah why'd you do that i don't see what it's like a similar thing it's like good for you just to dry out for a second you do get kind of like cut too
If you go no water for 24 hours, you're as ripped as you can possibly get in that timeframe. But dude, I did 60 hours of fasting. I had a good like three days or so in autophagy. So I'm like feeling pretty good. Your mind, you get like, you do get like mental benefits.
yeah like you're just calm you are like you're a little tense from not eating like is it makes your body produce cortisol but like dude if say like just say you're like in the kitchen with your wife first thing in the morning you don't really love her attitude or whatever yeah she'll start and like you're just like you're it's like irritating she's talking to you and you're going autophagy is in complete control normally the cells that would make me yell right now i've been consumed by autophagy
But there's something, it does something to your mind and you're kind of able to like, just kind of like.
You got bigger fish to fry, dude. You're hungry as fuck. You're hungry as fuck.
It's true. It's true. And you're like, how could you possibly be making me think about this? Like, I haven't eaten in two fucking days. I'm starving.
I supported you during your juice fast. Can you imagine if a woman did this? I was trying to talk to her about it. You can't.
They can't do it.
They will kill you. They would for real. Howard too. I know. We don't have anything to eat in the house because of you, you motherfucker.
Oh, that shit I bought? Yeah, you're right. My bad for eating that. Oh, that shit you were going to leave in the fridge? You mean my stuff? I mean, my thing that I is mine. That meal you would have left in the fridge for seven days and thrown it out.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I ate that, man. My bad. On day five. And it sounds like you didn't waver. I would have wavered. I would have wavered pretty quick. Dude, I was making breakfast for the family in the morning.
So I was like two days in, 48 hours in just Friday.
When you were making breakfast, you kind of like, God damn, I'm in complete control.
Yes. I made pancakes one time, and that really fucked me up. You just want a bite, dude.
You love to have a bite.
I just want a bite, dude. I got to test them and see if my recipe is still hitting.
A little bit of the batter gets on your finger. That doesn't count.
You won't be an autophagy, but you could still be a keto.
You can have seven pancakes. It doesn't count.
You can have 18 pancakes. Autophagy, keto, and then you get back down to it. But, dude, I... It was sick, man. Did you jack off? Did I jack off? Yeah, during the fast. I got caught jacking off. Oh, no. Did this lead to the hunger strike? No, no, no, no. I got caught like eight hours into the fast jacking off in the shower.
Oh, no. You can't be hungry. I spun it, though. I was like, dude, I was just trying to be polite.
I don't want to bother you. I spun it into some AZZ. Oh, nice. Wizardry, yeah. Yeah, just trying to be polite. Didn't want to bother you.
You're not allowed to eat the pussy.
didn't you're fasting you know i'm a muslim brother no no yeah it was it was we were getting around that time and you know that my muslim brothers back in the day would have put her in her separate quarters too yeah so she was she was nearing that crucial time it's crazy women spend half of their life pre-menopause or or their period half their life they're rocked from a period yeah two weeks out of the month bro
Mm-hmm. It's crazy. Mm-hmm. What are we doing with science, dude? I don't know. I think they have figured out a way to get rid of it. Birth control, but that makes them eat weirder in another way. Yeah, yeah. It makes them just cry. Just pick your poison, dude. They're kind of fucked, dude. Yeah.
Like, that book I'm reading about the girls disappearing and the men disappearing from the girls, it makes you, like, it is a thing. Like, dude, it would be so sad if all the girls disappeared.
That's the whole point.
It's like, it'd be so sad, even though, like, they're on some bullshit a lot of the time. Yeah, think about, like, year two. They do come out with the sex robots in the book.
It's really funny. You too? Come on, man.
Yeah, the sex robots came out pretty quickly. This was written like the 50s. You can plug them into the wall, keep them hot. If all the women disappeared, there would be that Kennedy speech. What? Why choose to go to the moon? Why choose this as our goal? It would be, oh, yeah. The speed at which sex robots would be up to speed is unbelievable.
Yeah, we'd be like, Elon, stop with all the fucking spaceships and shit.
You need to stop anyway, dude. I'm fed up, dude. I'm sick of it, dude.
King nerd, king autist. Although, Kanye's claiming autism, too, now. It's kind of the power move. If you're a billionaire, you'd be like, oh, by the way, I'm autistic, so if I do nice shit, Kanye claimed autism when he first got in trouble.
Did he? With the... He was a Jewish doctor. There was a clip during that time. He's wearing like a ski mask and a bubble vest. Just like, I don't know. I might be autistic. Yeah, bro. Or you got dinged up in that car accident. His head. Yeah, true. I think it's his head from the car accident.
That's fair. It's a good point.
Kind of got a little rowdy ever since then. That makes sense. But that was right when he got famous too. Yeah, it's hard to say. But it is a nice move. Fame and a wild traumatic brain injury will... That'll lead you to Hitler.
True.
Eventually you go, oh, fucking Hitler.
It's cool.
Bryce Mitchell. Yeah, I saw Bryce Mitchell.
Bryce came out, yeah. It's so funny.
It's embarrassing how...
yeah that was an embarrassing it's so funny for dana white having to like corral a bunch of ufc fighters press like releases it's so funny like dana what do you think about the guy who thinks hitler's cool he's got to be like which one are you talking about i have yeah yeah i have 10 of those guys yeah there's a lot of them
Yeah, I saw it. It was great. He was like, he's the dumbest guy I've ever talked to. It's actually a nice fucking, that's a good thing to have your boss go out and be like, look, he's a fucking moron. I'm not going to fire him. He's a dumbass.
Who cares? I mean, he's a classic victim to a YouTube documentary. He watched it and was like, oh my God, I'm the carrier of the truth. I must.
Yeah, I mean, that clip started with these, because I've done my own research, not what the government indoctrinated me with. It just happened to Dan Bilzerian, didn't it? Bilzerian's been on it. He's been on that? Israel-Palestine kicked it off.
Okay.
He's been real. Israel-Palestine took a nasty little turn for me last night. What happened? I was watching the Netanyahu-Trump press conference live.
Yeah.
You better get your boy in check, dude.
What happened? Well, first of all, who's my boy? You say Netanyahu, I'm going to flip the table. No, no, no.
No, you're here. Starting to fast on Sundays. That's me. I've had enough. We're talking about your homeland. Fast is off. We're talking about your homeland. Fair. That's fair. That's fair. That is my leader, Netanyahu, like it or not. No, your boy Donnie T got a little... He said we're gonna just take over Gaza. He was like, America's just gonna take over Gaza, and we're gonna make it really nice.
We're gonna make it the Riviera of the Mediterranean.
Oh, yeah, I saw something on X. Well, I guess the Riviera's on the Mediterranean. I saw the X. I know what you mean, though. I saw the X about that.
No, I watched him say it. Really? Yeah, he was like, we're just gonna take over Gaza. And it's gonna be nice. And they're like, what about all the people there? He's like, they're not gonna be there. We're gonna make them go to Jordan and Egypt, and then they can come back. It'll be nice.
Hold up. What if it does kind of rule when they come back? Like you come back, dude. Just a Gravitron on the beach.
Yeah.
It is better.
A couple slingshots.
Standing there doing some soul searching. Maybe it was a ship going with this. And mini golf.
I agree. That's pretty dastardly. What the fuck is he talking about? No water socks. No. This is American territory now.
Also, too, it's Ramadan. You're on the water slide. You got to keep your lips pursed.
I think they swim in full fucking white pajamas. I think so. Oh, they might. Yeah. I think so.
Yeah, that's pretty wicked. Yeah, it was crazy. To kick them off. And then, you know, because then it's like you get down to like, well, he started it. It's like, well, you know, let's just assume you guys both committed sins. Being like, yo, we're going to make... It's funny to be like, we're going to, you know, essentially...
genocide and war and then be like, but it's going to be so sick when we're done. It's going to be so cool.
It's like he was, he did it. He just has the most basic ideas that technically he's like, we can't go back to what we're doing because it's not going to work. If we just go with the two state solution right now, it's going to be a war again. Yeah. And then, I mean, I don't know. One cool, but it was, it was bad. Yeah. I wish he didn't say that.
Yep. He's always been down. Trump's been down with Israel since day one. There's no fooling him.
I don't think there's a politician in America that's not. Yeah. Other than, yeah.
Bernie. Bernie? No, Bernie's obviously swag.
Bernie's obviously it. He's conflicted. Yeah, there's Omar Ilyan, whatever that lady's name is.
The squad's anti. Yeah, Casio. But, yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, here's the thing. They have been fighting each other forever. It is none of my business. That's really none of my business.
That is my opinion. Let's stay out of this. It's none of my business.
I'll never go there to either place. So, you know.
You don't know that yet. I know. If Trump turns that thing around. Yeah. Sure.
Oh, like a Dubai cruise. You can go to Dubai and then there. Damn, I can get my Instagram like fucking turban chic shot. It is.
Now this is all making sense. This is a really small area and it could get it done. Yeah. But, you know, it would. Where are they going to go, though? You have to displace two million people.
Where are they going? Didn't they already, like, bomb that whole area, though?
They killed a lot. Yeah, the whole thing's fucked.
It would be nuts if all the tunnels turned into, like, cool rides.
Donkey Kong roller coasters? Shit. Minecart roller coasters? Yeah, I thought of that. Subterranean log flume?
You just hear, like, you see a light, like, help!
Well, shit, what the fuck is that? Fuck! You might hit some Jewish tunnels as well. True.
What if they ever bump into each other underground?
Probably.
Chris.
Chris.
Yo, Chris. I knew you were right wing when you threw that goatee, dude.
I knew you were right wing. I'm sorry. I knew you were right wing. I'm sorry. Yo.
He's funny.
Wasn't... Jews?
Jews can fart. Jews can hit you with...
I will say it's not a good... If you're part of a group that has to travel secretly underground, it's not a good look.
No matter how you slice it. Cartels, super Jews, and Muslims. Sometimes there's cool ones. Like French resistance. Occupied Germany. For the most part, yeah.
All I'm saying is it means you've got a lot of drama going on.
There's a lot of drama on the surface. If your drama is so intense that you can't be on the surface of the earth... You're in trouble. The surface is too hot. We're going to have to go on the ground for a few years.
There's truly that much smoke. It sucks, dude.
The ops are everywhere.
Yeah, true. Did Trump talk about how oppy it was over there?
He said it's been real oppy outside. He said he checked the weather. It's getting real oppy outside in Gaza.
Yeah, I mean, dude, my thing is, like, I get it. It's not right. They went through and, like, you know, they got attacked. That sucks. I'd be pissed. If I was in Israel, I'd be like, fuck you, they attacked me.
Yeah.
If someone tried to do, like, to take away the terrorist hunting permits after 9-11, you'd be like, get the fuck, get fucked, dude.
Yeah.
So I get that, but it's like, yeah, once you run up the score so hard, it's like. I mean, we kind of did it. We did this.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? I don't know if it was as concentrated. I don't know. It wasn't there.
But... Yeah, I don't think we were bombing civilians at such a high rate. Yeah, true. Well, yeah, hopefully we're at least trying not to do that, but... Yeah, dude.
They say they're not. I just hope they stop it, dude. I hope the fucking, you know, resort, it's crazy to come out with it and be like, the resort's going to be so fucking sick.
I know. He was like, I mean, I don't want to be, I don't want to say the wrong thing, but it's going to be so nice. He was like, of course the people, but also it's going to be so nice. Dude, I watched the whole thing. He's nuts. I mean, it's fun to watch if he's not talking about, you know, kind of a genocide.
Yeah.
If he's not talking about ethnic cleansing, it's really fun. Yeah.
I mean he might just be the ultimate optimist he's being really optimistic about it really rose tinted glasses like look guys I know this is sad you know you've seen the footage but yeah what was the plan for getting him out by boat he wouldn't really answer yeah he's because Jordan and Egypt both said they wouldn't take Palestinians and he was like I bet they will so that was his answer for that I mean that's a fair point yeah yeah yeah but dude they're gonna attack the park
They're going to attack the park.
If you build a sick fucking park.
They're going to attack the cool park.
Yeah, the park's getting fucked up. I would not.
I'm not going to the Six Flags in Gaza. No. Getting attacked while you're on a roller coaster? Not for me.
Dude, you're just cooling in a lazy river. Peeing in a lazy river, dude.
Just drunk, peeing in a lazy river. Yeah, no. Not happening.
We'll see. Maybe they're thinking about it in 50 years or so.
but yeah, it would take at least, yeah, it would take forever.
Yeah. But, uh, we'll say occupying a six flag with your boys would be sick. Taking it over.
Yeah. There's footage of that. Like of like when the Taliban came back, they got ahold of some, remember that they were riding like duck boats and ponds and shit. They're dancing. Yeah. Like a good time. AK 47s and duck boats. Yeah. Yeah.
We've left an amusement vacuum in the Middle East.
It's a power vacuum, so somebody awful is going to get on this ride.
The games are frankly impossible, and I think they're rigged.
Yeah, but he was talking about sending our boys over there. Ah, no. Can't do it. No. What are we talking about? That's why the whole point of electing him was to not send our guys overseas. I know. That'd be some bull. Day fucking 20.
He's supposed to be a peacemaker, dude. I know Mexico now is sending people to the border to secure it. I mean, he's a peacemaker, but at his heart, he's a real estate developer. That was a take I heard. He's a good piece of property.
That was a take I heard on X. It's for real what he's talking about. He's like, it's the best piece of property in the world.
All the mistakes he made in Atlantic City will be undone.
the gaza strip i mean he could for real there is that's the other part like i was like i was watching it and i was like no don't say that you fucking idiot and then i went and floated in my pool i was like damn if he fucking gets peace in the middle east and a sick ass fucking just and a thing that america owned like he was like we're not gonna give it up with something we can
It would just be a territory or something?
Hear me out. Hold on. Now, if America steps in and goes, it's neither of yours, all right?
Well, no, that's for real what the plan is.
Yeah.
But seeing Netanyahu sitting right next to him, like... That's a bad sign. It's definitely yours. It's definitely not absolutely ours.
Just holding a sex tape behind his back.
Yeah, it's yours. Here's a video of you and a child we got at Epstein's house. Are you sure that's yours?
And we're going to lease that off to you for a very reasonable rate. Yeah, dude. Give me the Panama Canal, though. Give it back. Yeah, that's ours. Gibbs. Did you ever get into, I could be wrong about this, but did you know like the Panama Canal, like apparently there was like, people were just like machine gunned off of that land before that became a thing.
That makes sense.
I've heard that was like a ruthless one.
Yeah.
Before we built it?
Yeah. I think the Panamanians went in there and got a little rowdy on them. Yeah, I think so. And then we were like, thanks, fellas.
Thanks, guys. Now our ships can go this way.
Yeah.
Pretty ruthless. Yeah. You get 1% of every ship that you make passes through there. Thanks for committing an atrocity on our behalf. Needed to be done though could be wrong about that, but I've heard I think spud told me spud was like the Panama Canal was bloody Yeah, and I how many people died making it wasn't didn't like everyone died.
Yeah, they were all getting sick there I think there was like a lot of malaria kind of stuff going on I know they had to send a guy down to be like alright We're not doing anything until we get some tents with mosquito nets going each How many Died making the canal?
Yeah. Were they mostly Panamanian? Were they Panamaniacs?
But what was the average savings on transporting goods?
Oh, yeah.
Chris, now we're talking money over human life, and I love it. You know? Fair point.
It's the nice idea to be like, oh, we should give it to Panama. It's in their land or whatever. China just immediately took it over. As soon as we were like, Panama, you can have it. Contracts straight to China. What? Yeah, bro.
That's some bullshit.
Take that back. Give it back. We built it.
Yeah, it's the Gulf of America and the American Canal.
Gulf of America, which didn't sound as embarrassing until he was like, Gaza's ours too. You go, bah. God damn it, dude. I thought you were just being funny.
Apparently, they really changed it. It is the Gulf of America.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess that's just on our maps.
Google Maps has to do it. Oh, Google did it. Google's going to do it. Yeah, true. It makes literally no difference at all.
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, do you have to file like a formal... Is there like a document somewhere?
I think he just signed probably on the desk where he... Yeah.
That's so fucking funny.
Next.
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Manchester, England. St. Pete, Las Vegas, SeanGardini.com. Thank you. God bless you. That was unfortunate timing for the anti-DEI people. Oh, yeah. The helicopter pilot. Yeah, dude.
That was pretty well. Dude, I was like talking about this yesterday. So there was like Trump side was like, well, you guys did all this DEI bullshit. That's why we have a helicopter crash into the plane. And they were like, well, Trump, allegedly, they're saying he dis disbanded the head of the FAA. And then, like, that's why things are crashing.
But I'm like, bro, you're telling me the guy, there's a multi-thousand person organization that if you remove the president, planes start crashing? Like, how the fuck does that work?
Yeah, that's not it. Makes no sense. No, it definitely doesn't make sense.
Yeah, it's like, they're like, well, he did that and it fucked everything up. It's like, bro, please. That footage is weird, too. Bro. It's weird footage. And they were talking to him, right? Didn't they try to go like, hey?
I heard they went quiet for a while, yeah. Yeah.
The helicopter was quiet. I heard I don't know if this is true. Someone told me the helicopter was black ops. Like, not, like, trying to hit the plane. That's what they're saying. That was, like, part of a black op operation. You got to land the Black Hawk and restart your headset. It's a black helicopter. It checks out. I don't know. Why would it be black ops? I don't know.
There was, like, running a drill of, like, how to, like, transport people.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, it was part of, like, a thing that wasn't, like, tapped in with the FAA.
Yeah, that makes sense. They were talking to him, though. Yeah. I listened to the audio on Jones.
And what was it? They were like, yo, what are you doing?
They were just kind of like, hey, what are you doing?
Like, four minutes before they hit, they were like, hey, you're...
What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing?
Yeah, they're like, the plane has the right of way. You got to chill.
How the fuck did that happen? And then the plane crashed in Philly. That was crazy, dude. I had to fly that weekend. I was shitting myself. You were flying last week.
Yeah, I had to fly the next day. I had to fly the next day. We were on a plane just going. If it goes down like that, though, those people didn't feel a fucking thing. That was a missile. They passed out in the sky, for sure. That thing was going fucking nine million miles an hour. Oh yeah, I saw that. Who? Philly just got crashed. No, he didn't survive the crash. That was somebody who got hit.
He got crashed on.
Yeah, he got hit with the debris.
If that guy survived that plane crash and walked out, that's a superhero, dude. Beast. You saw a superhero. Did you see how fast that thing went? Yeah, that was a bomb.
It blew up in the air.
It was going too fast.
We finally found Unbreakable. No, everyone was way dead on that plane. The fucking explosion was crazy. Yeah, all that in one week was like, what the fuck?
Yeah, it was scary getting on a plane. And it's crazy to be mad, dude. That's what I took to the bottle on the flight back. I bet. And it was a bad Monday. Really? Great Sunday on the flight back. At least you didn't crash. True. You get enough vodka up there, you go, I'll fucking die.
You start manifesting a safe landing. You just manifested a safe landing.
yeah i would i was scared i i had to fly and do like connections and it was just like four flights total on a weekend i was just like bro please for the love of god yeah feel a little turbulence you go yep here it is they got me fuck fuck we saw some eagles that was nice we took a bus from seattle to vancouver we drove there or vancouver to seattle saw like 10 10 bald eagles like an actual flock of bald eagles yeah it was awesome fucking sick
I told my lady about it, and she was like, oh, is this like when you saw the drone? I was like, you saw the drone with me. Are you telling me you were lying?
Whoa.
That's crazy. Yeah, I was fucked up. You saw the drone?
I saw the drone. The drone was there.
It was a real drone? Yeah. I even called Chris a week later to go, did you actually think it was a drone, or were you just being nice to me when I said it was a drone? He was like, what the fuck are you talking about? I was like, all right, just making sure you weren't just being nice. Because I've been running my mouth about this drone.
I've been sitting out in that fucking pool every night going.
Well, dude, it was not that far. If it was a jet, it would be like the water would be moving.
Yeah, it was low.
That is my dad's main affliction, though. It's like, think he's seeing birds of prey? I mean, that's a hawk right up there. It's just a fucking transmitter on a power line.
No, these were very clearly bald eagles. Thank God there were tons of witnesses.
But you gotta watch. As an old white guy, you'll start hallucinating birds of prey.
Birds of prey are nice.
It happens to my dad all the time. It's so funny. That's a... Cooper tail hawk right there. It's a piece of metal on top of Paraline, dude.
It's not a fucking hawk.
It's a crow. It's a crow. It's black. I will say turkey buzzards will get you, but some hawks, turkey buzzards.
I can spot a turkey buzzard. Yeah. I can get those guys. I'd get tricked by the turkey buzzards all the time. Turkey vultures have those little tiny heads. It's pretty easy.
Big as hell, though. When they land, you get close to them, they're enormous.
They're bigger than hawks.
They're too big. Way bigger.
I'm good with hawks. I'm...
How exciting is it, though, when you really see one?
They were in my backyard every day in Westchester. There's like four of them that were in these trees right behind me. There was a big-ass owl. What? That would hoot at night.
Did you get a full shot of the wingspan? No, it was kind of unnerving. Dude, when I first moved here in Austin, I weirdly... Like my second week, I was just taking a walk at nighttime and I saw this giant bird on this little fence. And I'm like, what the fuck is that? Dude, it was an owl spread its wings. It was like four feet from me. I watched the full wingspan and flew away.
And I was like, I haven't seen it since. That's awesome. It was so fucking good luck. It was. Do you ever see that thing where they, like, they record the audio of birds flying?
No. Just, like, across a room? Yeah.
And they're, like, you can hear them all, and then the owl flies, and it's just... What?
Yeah, you can't hear his wings. Really? Yeah, it's pretty sick. There's an animal that lives on this roof that...
occasionally just sprint sounds like it has two legs it sounds like a guy probably it is huge dude i had a raccoon on my roof it sounds like a person on your roof dude and then it'll just stand still for three days and then three days you've heard this fucking thing just sprints across the roof at nighttime or during the daytime or nighttime all time anytime bro okay he's got no he's got no clock
Because I had a raccoon on my roof, and that thing is nighttime.
You'd think it'd just be nighttime, yeah.
It would get active at nighttime, and it's like, I genuinely thought there was a human being on my roof, and I put my head out the window trying to find it.
I know, I'd like to be able to see up there. I want to see that guy. I'm going to need to get a drone. His days are numbered. There's no way he can do the summer on the roof up there. He's sprinting up there. I think he just goes in that tree. Oh, yeah, true. It kind of touches the roof. True.
But he comes up here.
He cools out up there. Yeah.
Damn.
You've heard them sprint. Big boy, yeah. He's fucking huge. His legs are going to come through the ceiling while he's there. He's going to be wearing shoes.
Start giving him food and stuff.
I'll toss some dogs up there. Toss some hot dogs. Toss some dogs, dude. See how many animals I can get living up there. Just keep throwing food up there.
I told you. I put that compost out too early without breaking it down enough. And I literally brought a world of rats and then stray cats into my garden. It was fucking kind of sick. True. You got to get a cat. Dude, I have one that just walks around. I have a black cat, and it comes in my backyard. Oh, yeah, the dogs fuck that thing up. They can't catch it. My dogs can't catch it. Tilda?
No, she cannot catch it. That cat can jump onto the top of the fence. It's, like, not even close. But, yeah, I have that cat hunts the mice.
Dude, we had something that was killing animals around this house. We would hear it all the time. You remember? Like, in the middle of the night, you're just like... That's raccoons.
That's definitely raccoons.
I thought it was possums.
Raccoons have screaming matches at night. Do they really? Yeah. I remember in Philly, when I was living in West Philly, they would scream at each other on rooftops. Brawl, scream. What? They were hooting and hollering. Yeah, we identified.
I was just looking for a scout. Coons? I'll just brush them off the porch with a broom.
This is Forrest Gump.
That's not me. That's Don Axe.
That's not me.
He's doing good.
Sick. He's been cleared of being a pedophile. People are calling him a pedophile for all he's not. He's not. Did I get cut off in the craze? Perhaps.
It's like McCarthyism. I might have got caught in that craze. Not a pedophile.
Not a pedophile. And maybe Oprah's not too.
There's someone in the replay. Turns out Tom Hanks, not a pedophile. We're going not a pedophile.
Turns out Oprah. Perhaps not a pedophile either. We'll see. Yeah, true. We'll find out.
They're still in the film room on Big Mike right now. They're still analyzing tape. Going to New York. They're going to the headquarters.
Calling up to Toronto. Candace Owens just put out like a for real documentary or maybe produced it. I don't know. I just saw something she was attached to of Macron's wife. Being like, this is a dude. I know we all like Macron.
That one actually could be.
Yeah, I know, but it's fucking... Either way...
How much older? Wasn't it like his teacher?
Yeah.
She had time.
She had a lot of time. She had time to fucking do what she needed to do. You ever take a look at McCrone's wife? Not a good one. When I learned she was older, I kind of researched her briefly, but then I fell into one of Candace Owens' videos.
They hooked her up with a good picture.
Candace Owens is pushing hard that McCrone's wife is indeed a guy. We all have fun with Big Mike, obviously. I could see Candace also being on the list somewhere. She's gone down a couple rabbit holes pretty hard.
Never mind.
McCrone's wife. What'd you think? Careful. Time will tell Well, we'll see if I got tricked here. It could happen anybody I mean the president of France for geese for geese Let me see The president of France actually have my phone right here, huh? What the fuck you trying to say I'm with Gardini. I think it's McCrone's wife looks like Candace Owens. I Let me see this, bro.
Yo, what if McCrone's wife was Candace Owens?
McCrone's wife is 71. Whoa. Yeah.
50?
47.
Yeah, she's way older than him, dude. She was his fucking, like, teacher when he was real young. He was, like, 12. Very French. Very French. She was 39. He was 15. Whoa. I mean...
yeah true kind of sick i mean to keep the thing going kind of weird uh in school sick although if you're just tapping into that like magical moment yeah man i mean dude look at look look again this is not my business either if the guy's wife is a dude that's their business and if not that's a vicious rumor that needs to be stopped what if what if she's a dude but he just doesn't know Yeah.
Just 40 years of, I don't feel like it tonight.
Yeah, yeah.
What the hell? Also very French. Although the fact that the teacher, you know, was romantic towards him. Doesn't that kind of throw a monkey wrench into the story? You know what I mean? Like in the 70s, you're telling me in the 70s, or whenever that was, there was a trans teacher in France that was like huffing the kids' birds and nobody...
nobody knew about that that's what the movie 400 blows is about i know france is like a very romantic place but it's like you think it's the ultimate romance she just hits you with one of those french accordions you're like what the fuck's happening Damn, he's so French.
He was a minor, and Macron has described it as a love often clandestine, often hidden, misunderstood by many before imposing itself.
That's so, what a sexy thing to say.
It's not sexy, shut up. I hate fucking dudes being sexy. Fucking pisses me off every time. Imagine the likes of Paris.
He got molested by a 40-year-old lady when he was 12. That would turn you into a hopeless romantic.
I've seen it go the other way, but yes. I've seen it go the other way a lot of times.
Just the women to male student, obviously. The other one would be truly a tragedy. That's not cool at all. It's more clandestine. Not romantic.
Not romantic.
Those dudes are not that clandestine, man. They're just firing off text willy-nilly. It's crazy.
We were watching some Catch a Predator. We were watching Catch a Predator. With throwback actions.
Did you see the clip I sent you where the guy was like, BB cream pie. Talking about a bareback cream pie. Just like, bro. I think that is just like the absolute seventh level of hell at the bottom of a porn hole. It's just you're just talking to Chris Hansen like, how the fuck did I get here? Yeah. You just go deep. You may ask yourself, huh?
How did I get here? That is not my text message. That is not my beautiful text. I just remember one guy being crazy for the Nats. He was a Nationals baseball fan. His username was crazy for the Nats. And he's on there like, yeah, I'll fucking de-shape your pussy. Crazy for the Nats. It's almost more embarrassing than the text.
Crazy for the Nats. Crazy for the fucking Nationals.
No. Did you text this kid? Yeah. Yeah, I did. That is not my fucking screen name.
That's my brother's screen name, actually. That's my brother's name. It was me trying to have sex with a kid, but that's my brother's screen name. I just want to clear the record. I wonder if the Nats have banned him from the stadium.
I don't know. They let Obama in. And he sucked. He seemed to have kept it of age.
I think so.
Barry?
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, for sure.
the emails about hot dogs are weird but true i forgot about the hot dog emails that was nuts dude what's going on with the hot dogs bro there was hot dogs walnuts that was like that was like prime pizza gate yes yeah i remember like just really i had q drops on my phone i'd be like oh shit it'd be like a picture of like a plain bathroom of like what is going to go what could what could this they had me on the line for a little bit and i was just like i can't this stuff's too hard to follow i don't know any senators names
I didn't know any people were talking about it. John Podesta is going down today. His aide. Good.
Get him. I was just, I for real for a minute, I truly did think that Hillary Clinton might do it.
I think that was a real one.
Yeah, apparently, allegedly, he's got some weird artwork, but you never know. You don't know what's... The Pizzagate thing was hot dog orders, right? Well, there was the pizza place itself, which was tied to something.
I was listening to War Mode today about it. The what? They were fired off about it. Were they fired off about the Pizzagate? Yeah, yeah. They maintain Pizzagate's never been debunked. Well, the guy went in there with a gun, right? Yeah, and apparently he shot, I don't know. I don't know. I'm getting it from War Mode. Sure. His one shot went into the hard drive of the, I don't fucking know. Really?
But I think that guy just got killed. Did he really? I think, yeah, some cops rolled up on him and they were like, oh, he's got a gun and executed him.
what just a pile of hot dogs around them well no the the email that supposedly got leaked was like we're gonna need it was like walnuts were apparently little black boys hot dogs were like white kids and there's like term for like girls and there was this weird email that was allegedly it could be good it could be fake but it's like we need 60 walnuts and like 40 hot dogs and then you tie into like the haiti stuff like oh we love this the hot dogs you guys have
It'd be like Ellen talking to Diddy, like, oh, when are we going to have another pizza party?
It's called a wild king night, by the way.
Although Sandler was on one of those clips I saw saying they have the best pizza parties. And it's like, bro, I know the Sandman's not involved. So they're just legit talking pizza parties.
Could be them getting Dallas and Zaw. Zaw's different.
They could trick cool guys. They could bring the Sandman in and go, we actually are having pizza parties. Talk about the pizza parties. True.
Is there any footage of them actually having pizza parties at this pizza place? And are they the best pizza parties ever? I don't know.
I don't know. I feel like you kind of age out. You'd have to arm yourself. I've never had a real good pizza party. If there's a pizza party, I'm leaving there just... That's a good pizza party. That's a terrible pizza party.
Wait, so Sandman was at presidential pizza parties?
Sandman, I think, saw a clip of the Sandman. I think he was on Ellen talking about how good the pizza parties were. Crazy. Yeah, I don't know.
It could be them eating pizza for sure. There'd have to be others. There'd have to be like a pinata and some other thing to justify that type of excitement over a pizza party. True. Because D.C. doesn't have like the best pizza I've ever imagined. It's not like a pizza hotspot. I'm sure it's good. It's on the East Coast. It's the East Coast seaboard. The fuck are they talking about pizza?
I don't know, man. And hot dogs. Hot dogs are sus. I know they're not eating dogs like that. Nah. I love you, Chicago. Obama?
We're talking about some good dogs from Chicago. Obama's a fucking, he's definitely crushing dogs. Maybe, I don't know. His chef's cooking up some dogs. I keep forgetting his gay chef died in the pool, in like a pond.
Yeah.
Wait, what? Yeah.
obama's obama's secret lover is gay chef died paddle boarding hold on are we i don't want to radicalize any any kids in a right-wing extremism dude yeah we are this podcasting space you know we fucking know this is a platform and it's very important we blew the election dude we fucking ruined it because we we radicalized well this is we're bringing this up specifically to debunk yeah it's gonna be tough to debunk
That could... Obama, is that confirmed? That's still up in the air. That's like the best thing I've heard come out about Obama. It's been like war criminal.
It's been a while.
Gay chef murder. Smoking crack. Yeah, there's that.
The hot babe is the nicest rumor.
I will say that I thought he was going to come out and really sway the election. Nobody gave a fuck. It's because he did it wrong.
He got in front of black people like, come on, brothers. I know. Y'all ain't black if y'all ain't voting for Kamala.
I know, dude. He's like, we know that's not how you talk. Yeah, but Joe was probably like, dude, trust me, it works. Like, I talk black as hell. I know. Him coming out and being like, shit. Shit, fly suckers. That was it. Not the move for the Obama.
It's so crazy.
Yeah, he did. He gave after that. He gave. We gave a good speech after that. Just gave like a nice speech. That was like kind of like his usual stuff of like values, inspiring all that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Why he came out. He's like, I don't know what these were.
They get it.
What are the data? Were they getting just constant like interviews with black people? And they were just like, well, I'm voting for a woman. Why did they? Why did he come out and say that? I think they were polling black men and black men were like, fuck that. It was just like.
That was right when it was coming. It was pretty clear that the black vote was starting to swing more towards Trump than it ever had.
Did they just make it up in their heads that they were? I think they were polling.
I mean, or you could get in an Uber and talk to a black guy. Yeah, true. Every single black guy I knew.
Obama took an Uber to the speech. Yeah. Yeah, he just got filled in on the deets. But no, they were probably doing polls and they were finding out. And there's just, you watch online, there's so many people being like, man, fuck Kamala. Trump. Trump, when we had a bread. I get that, but yeah. I saw a lot of videos. We got a lot of bread during Trump. It was just... And they were right.
The bread was flowing. The bread was flowing. So... Yeah. Obama, he's like, well, if I can't do the bread, I don't have the bread. You know, I don't have the track record of the bread, but I can do like Rachel Shane. So... That was like, they tried to do that. Like, you're not, you know... That's a powerful tool.
I hate to say it, but that's a powerful tool for black people in general to be like, bro, we're going to just take your fucking black essence and hide it from you.
It's true. You can get ousted, bro. Republicans do a good job of that with men. Yeah. Because you vote for a fucking Democrat? What are you, gay pussy? It's true. I might perpetrate that sometimes. It's nice. I might be a perpetrator. You're a dude who voted Democrat? I've seen that. That's so embarrassing.
Yeah, we'll see, man. We'll see what happens after his four. This is his last four. Unless he puts in, like, Donnie Jr. He might.
He might. You never know. Yeah. He might. He's going to be gazed up at the end of this run. Yeah. He might go out. How old is he now? He's like 80, bro. He's probably 79. He eats bad, too. He could go through an FDR phase. No, he's at least 70. In the wheelchair? I think he's 79. Is he 79?
78.
Okay. All right. He's... damn he's six years older than mccrown's wife shit well dude i think we yeah let's roll to the motherfucking patreon that's good stuff hard cliffhanger dude we have some good topics a lot of good topics i haven't even gotten into any of my topics dude i have a good one bro we're gonna catch the raccoon on the roof
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