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Chapter 1: What is the podcast recording from Blazer Tag about?
Wow, wow, Wes.
You. They said it couldn't be done. I know. They said it could not be done. Nobody would be crazy enough to do a podcast live from Blazer Tag. I know. I didn't know you could pull it off, dude. This is. Yeah, it turns out it was pretty easy to pull off. Yeah, true. Just had to rent that fucking place out. Yeah, true. What are you guys doing at 1 o'clock in the afternoon?
On a day they're closed, we got blazer tag. I have glazer tag. God damn it.
I know it's a mistake to get up here.
God damn it. You got that blood taking out your little fucking week. I mean, yeah, it's hard to podcast knowing laser tags on the back end. What are you thinking about? We're going to be taking breaks, hit the tag, come back and report. What were you thinking about, Thames? I'm thinking fats versus thins. That's not bad. Fats versus thins is going to be nice.
You might be close to Thames. There's some true fats. Do we have enough fats? We have enough fat.
I think we have enough fat.
I think we'll have more than enough fat. But the fats are going to be camping. You're going to have to breach that room. We're not leaving. Although we could gas ourselves out. One of the fats. Spider could hit another blazer tag floor. Clear the room.
just friendly fire we might send blade we might send spider in his little suicide bomb you guys are gonna shoot him a lot but he's getting a fire i see him pre-loaded on the cheetos he's got the cheetos we're just gonna fucking go all the way did you eat a burrito before you came Thank God.
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Chapter 2: How did the Blazer Tag teams decide their strategy?
for duty team fat oh yeah that's gonna be camped though that's gonna be tough you guys will camp you're gonna have to breach the roof yes you guys gotta get the tactical position another reporting for duty What up, Pat? We're splitting up the Razortag team.
Anytime someone dies, they respawn. It's the Gulag. That's right, Skinny.
Nice. So, what do I do?
Oh, shit. Oh, I'm good. Oh, I guess I am on the Skinny team. Holy shit. I thought I was fucked. It's literally just Gardini, Matt, and O'Connor. There's no one else. We're outnumbered. You and me are competing, truthfully.
We've got to have a BMI. It's got to be a BMI cutoff. You guys are in Legion right now.
Literally on the drive over, I was like, I'm close. I'm on the cutoff. There's some units on the squad. This is great.
T.S.
Cool Shooter is awesome.
We got to see.
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Chapter 3: Why are the participants of Blazer Tag discussing weight?
That's good.
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Thank you, Butthill. Butthill. Ah, dude. Yeah, next time. It's like we already saw the video. I do. This is a fun topic that I came across the other day. There's a restless leg medication that's been causing women to do horrible sexual stuff. So like, like, there's just like someone that's taken some restless really watch them, dude.
It's like they'll like there was ladies who were taking it like 5040 60 year old ladies who were on this medication and then like, they would fake go to work and just like show their tits to strangers and like,
like troll they would start trolling for sex i got restless tit syndrome yeah restless tit you gotta get those things out dude it'd be like it would be like uh one of your aunts would just take this take these meds and just like leave sunday mass and start like trolling a city and trying to get blowjobs and strangers off the meds for like a couple years shout out to big pharma for that one
That's what I'm saying. Thank you. And then they came off of it and they were just like, what the fuck did I? Symptoms went away immediately. Imagine, dude, if like three of your aunts were just gobbling, dude, for like three years, hitting like the L in Philly and just fucking. Oh, my God. It's a nice lady that just.
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