Pat
Appearances
Global News Podcast
US judge temporarily blocks Trump's freeze on federal funding
It was instant. Yeah, I just stopped shitting. My neck stopped shitting. My voice was better.
Global News Podcast
US judge temporarily blocks Trump's freeze on federal funding
Well, it was Parkinson's, obviously, and there was no cure for it. I was shocked, very shocked. You don't know what's in store for you.
Global News Podcast
US judge temporarily blocks Trump's freeze on federal funding
It was instant. Yeah, I just stopped shitting. My legs stopped shitting. My voice was better.
Global News Podcast
Ukraine says Russia broke pledge not to attack
There is an element of you living out some rock star fantasy in this show.
Global News Podcast
Ukraine says Russia broke pledge not to attack
Hans Zimmer and friends Diamond in the Desert features a complete concert interspersed with comments from his film friends, including Timothee Chalamet, with whom he's just made the Dune films. Your music carries across generations. And his Bond collaborator, the singer Billie Eilish.
Global News Podcast
Ukraine says Russia broke pledge not to attack
How many lessons you had? You didn't have many when you were a kid, did you?
Global News Podcast
Ukraine says Russia broke pledge not to attack
You were composing at the age of six?
Global News Podcast
Ukraine says Russia broke pledge not to attack
And then it goes... The concert features music from across his career, including Inception, Pirates of the Caribbean and The Lion King, which has a deep personal significance.
Global News Podcast
Ukraine says Russia broke pledge not to attack
And for Hans Zimmer, the film is a chance to showcase the importance of an orchestra.
Global News Podcast
Erdogan calls Turkey protests 'evil' as unrest continues
A year and a half ago, we established a task force to begin the epidemiological studies and the research that is necessary to prepare for when we can get a vaccine that is developed that can be demonstrated through clinical trial that it works.
Global News Podcast
Erdogan calls Turkey protests 'evil' as unrest continues
Because if a vaccine is proven to be safe and effective against Lassa fever, that can change the game because people can be vaccinated to prevent it from happening.
Global News Podcast
Israel launches waves of strikes on Gaza
50 years after the released Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen are to receive the Polar Music Prize, the band chosen for being synonymous with the very fabric of pop culture. And in the year he turns 85, the pianist Herbie Hancock will be honoured for pushing boundaries in jazz, funk, soul and R&B. He told me why he still loves to tour.
Global News Podcast
Israel launches waves of strikes on Gaza
The ceremony takes place in Sweden at the end of May.
Global News Podcast
Over 100 dead in earthquake in Tibet
For my entire life up until I actually took the challenge on, I'd really struggled with self-discipline and self-accountability. I'd always kind of stay consistent for a week or two and then fall off track. So my entire reason for doing it was to try and just do something difficult and prove to myself that I had the capacity to actually do something quite quote-unquote extreme.
Global News Podcast
Ukraine talks could see Europeans excluded
It went well. They were talking about 30 minutes or something. And it was a very good and friendly atmosphere. And I think he made very clear in his speech that he did not like the idea to not invite us to this conference and to build firewalls. This is what the other party is doing to not work with us together. And so I think the speech he gave was really groundbreaking.
Global News Podcast
Ukraine talks could see Europeans excluded
I think he was crystal clear and he made two major points. I think the main thing he was addressing that he is concerned about the state of democracy in Europe. And I think he is damn right. And free speech is fundamental for democracy and free speech is in danger in Europe. They label it as events said in this video. Soviet area words like misinformation and disinformation.
Global News Podcast
Ukraine talks could see Europeans excluded
They label everything like that. All the opinions they just do not like to hear. And they are increasingly censoring other people's voices. And then the second point he made clear is that there's nothing more urgent than mass migration. And that's the issue we are addressing.
Global News Podcast
Ukraine talks could see Europeans excluded
I think they talked about Ukraine, yes. But what is very, very clear also is that Germany at this point doesn't play a major role in the whole game. I do understand why that's the case. Our economy is shrinking. Our foreign minister is just a joke.
Global News Podcast
Ukraine talks could see Europeans excluded
Yes, we as AFD always address the issue that our army is not capable of serving what they should serve as a member of NATO, for example. We are just too weak and all the weapons we had, we delivered to Ukraine. So we're just blank. So we're very in favor of supporting our troops and getting our army well equipped. But at the same time, we now have to decide what burden we have to shoulder.
Global News Podcast
Ukraine talks could see Europeans excluded
We need to spend more money. We have to deliver our part in NATO. We might get involved somewhat in Ukraine. We don't think that should be any kind of NATO troops in Ukraine.
Global News Podcast
Ukraine talks could see Europeans excluded
Yeah, peacekeeping troops, yes, but probably it's more intelligent to not have NATO members at the border with Russia so that if anything occurs, NATO is not in war with Russia. I mean, this is what we should really be keen on. We are no longer able to have such a bad government, which is just crushing our economy because we have to have money to spend on our army and
Global News Podcast
Ukraine talks could see Europeans excluded
Yeah, I think that's impossible, but that's impossible when you look to the budget. But spending more and spend it more efficiently is probably the best thing we can do.
Global News Podcast
The Happy Pod: Playing the piano saved my life
That's it. Hold it. Hold the wool there. That's it. Now pull it back out.
Global News Podcast
The Happy Pod: Playing the piano saved my life
It's a two-way thing. I don't know if there are many opportunities to mix with elderly people. Not really, other than this.
Global News Podcast
Hamas says it will postpone Israeli hostage release
How much of a joy to get the British accent out there again?
Global News Podcast
Hamas says it will postpone Israeli hostage release
So you're wandering around your house trying to be Bridget?
Global News Podcast
Hamas says it will postpone Israeli hostage release
Almost 25 years since the first film. Who's changed more, you or Bridget?
Global News Podcast
Hamas says it will postpone Israeli hostage release
What did she, Bridget Jones, teach you about grief from playing the role?
Global News Podcast
Hamas says it will postpone Israeli hostage release
How does Bridget fit into 2025? How's she had to adjust?
Global News Podcast
Dozens killed in clashes in Syria
Just imagine walking up to a front door, banging on it, but no one answers. This is what happens to fish swimming through the Vierdlaus every spring whilst they're looking for the perfect place to lay their eggs. Slight snag, they often have to wait at the lock, which is rarely open at this time of the year. If only someone could alert the lockkeeper so they could continue their journey.
Global News Podcast
Dozens killed in clashes in Syria
Cue the fish cam, brainchild of two ecologists. They set up a live underwater camera stream near the lock. Now here's the genius bit. If a member of the watching public sees a fish, they ring a digital doorbell. which alerts the lockkeeper that fish are waiting. The live feed has gone viral on TikTok.
Global News Podcast
Dozens killed in clashes in Syria
There's even a fish doorbell fan club on Facebook and a video journal on YouTube.
Global News Podcast
Dozens killed in clashes in Syria
Around 2,000 fish pass through the lock every week and last year more than 2.7 million people were hooked by the website from Canada to Taiwan, ready to lend a hand or at least a finger. The feed is oddly soothing, ideal for anyone suffering a stressful day.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
That was a one flusher? It's impressive to clear out a house in a one flusher. I mean... Yeah, we thought he was dead.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
Anytime someone dies, they respawn. It's the Gulag. That's right, Skinny.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
There we go. Yeah, there it is. There we go. All right, I believe this is everybody. Let's see. So, before we continue, I do have one thing to announce. I have it on good authority that Long Penis did, in fact, cheat. Long Penis! Talk to the confessional. We've got footage of the whole thing. It was terrible. All right.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
Dude, fucking Lemaire's going to fart in there and we're all going to force it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
What's the time span on that? Were you gaining 150?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I guess they want me to sit back because I'm the biggest.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
You know, I'm top heavy and ass heavy. And I didn't buy it. It's all from restaurants around my town.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Nope. You don't have no Disaronno, so I can't drink it.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
No, the fuck you don't. You see Chick-fil-A. Okay.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
It'll give me a headache. No, we don't want to peer break it.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
They'll kill you. They will. Two is rough. I only work Fridays and Saturdays. I would not work a Thursday.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Okay. I had to move something, so I had to go to... What was that at? We did a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday... Greenville, South Carolina. Greenville, South Carolina. So I did a Wednesday, a Thursday, two shows on Friday. Was it two or three? Three shows on Friday because I had to leave for Saturday to go somewhere in L.A.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
And when I tell you, I was like, people, can y'all please stop buying goddamn tickets? Y'all about to kill me. I walked out of there so fucking tired. But all that fish grease in the back and that little bitty ass room and them country ass people. Yeah. I was tired as fuck. So I try really hard just to work Friday and Saturday.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
the three i don't want to do a sunday for one i want to go and watch my football team so i just say fuck it i i don't need the money i'm not gonna do a sunday yeah you're a falcons fan i'm a dollar fucking falcon dirty bird huh we won last night too i saw this coming down like a month though what this episode's coming down like a month yeah well i don't give a fuck we're gonna be i hope we hopefully we'd be still winning when this episode come out
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Boy, they'll give you a fucking heart attack, but I love the Falcons.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
The fuck is the Claremont? You don't know the Claremont Lounge? Where? In Atlanta. It's a strip club. You talking about them old bitches? Ain't that the one with the old people? Yeah. The fuck am I going to see old pussy for?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Oh, yeah. I hear people talking about the Claremont Lounge all the time. You got to go. It's like a legend. I don't fucking like seeing people take their clothes off. And definitely not an old bitch. And then I heard they fat and they ugly. Why would you go and laugh at your ancestors like that?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
No, I've never been there, but I've heard about the Claremont.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
You been there? No, but I want to go. My friend took, I don't know if it's still there, but they took me to a gay club called Little Richard, Swinging Richard. And so it's like a bunch of gay guys put on a show and they put these rubber bands around their dick and then they was flying in the air. Some girl took, I had a friend that took me one night and it fucking blew my mind.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
And I was like, why is the rubber bands around their dick? It's keep them from getting hard. And so everybody walk around with a different color band around their dick. I guess it's a cock ring. Oh, you know it.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Oh, okay. So I didn't know. I thought it was just decoration. I thought it was like Christmas tree ornaments. You been there? No, I've been to other places.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
But you know what I'm talking about? Swingin' Rich. Is it still going on? There it is, yeah. See, you should go there. So it's gay men's, but they put on a hell of a fucking show. Yeah.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Let's do it. Yeah, my friend took me there one time. They'd be flying in the air with their dicks and shit. They do all. It was a fun time.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I don't see no black. I definitely see some cracks. All right.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
i'm telling you it's a hell of a show if you you should go and watch this instead of a bunch of old ass women but this is a hell of a show and everybody body's intact yeah and she didn't know because they're gay they're right exactly yeah a couple of hunks i've never seen a straight man that good looking no look at the rump on that guy on the left hubba hubba Yeah.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Don't say shit when these gay men come and attack you in the street. Bring it on, homos. Because what you giving off is I suck dick right now. You should watch what you say. I can appreciate it. Because this podcast reaches people. And somebody run up on you and say, you said hubba hubba, and that's a cold word for dick in my face.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
How do you know that? What happened when he put the water on the rocks?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Yeah, but my daughter nasty. You don't want to talk to her.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I don't want to hear how my daughter eat pussy. No! That looked like you, Mark.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I hope one died. He ain't got a bit of fucking sense. Do you have kids?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I've been cooking lately, too, because I'm hosting Thanksgiving, and I really can't cook, so I'm trying to impress. So I'm just grabbing nice recipes off the internet.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Chicken and dressing, which I'll probably call stuffing. Love it. Ashley.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Ash loves Big Ash. Ashley. We got a gay question. Jesus, she's black.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
My daughter said, clearly there's enough gay men in the room.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
He said if you go to the sauna and do what? Pour water on the rocks. Do that means that you want to fuck whoever in there in the steam room with you?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
They go to hot yoga. Yeah. So what's the signal that you gay?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Yes. How do you find pussy to eat? There you go. It usually finds me. I look good. Oh, okay.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Well, she got a girlfriend now. But before your girlfriend, he said, do you go on the apps? Do you go to Walmart? You get your pussy at church. How do you go about Uber Eats?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
And he used all these big words like constellation that I don't fucking know what it means. White people just say fucking stars.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
It's the worst thing. The hole is black. You can't say that. And no matter what color the pussy is, the hole is black once you open it up. No, no, no. I'm saying a different thing here, though.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
But I'm saying if she opens her pussy and I open my pussy, it's both black down there.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
What color is your hole? I was a medical assistant. It is, too. I'm not talking about when you're eating it and you got your fucking iPhone up in it.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
When he fucked, he constantly apologized. I'm so sorry. That's true. I'm so sorry. Do you apologize during sex a lot?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
No, it's not. When you go into the uterus, yes, the fuck it is. And why would you have known what the uterus looked like?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I was usually full before then. How the fuck do you get full off pussy? I don't know how she eat pussy. It is so disgusting. I pee on myself all the time.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Don't say pussy while your mother on your phone. Oh, my God. Why are you wetting yourself? Because I've had kids.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Oh! Well, she's a golden gay, so she's never had dick other than out the package.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
It could be the first. No, what's going to happen is I'm going to end up pegging you.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
He said, put your thumb away. All right, enough of that bulldoggy shit. Bye-bye.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Oh, well, she eat pussy, so, you know, ain't nothing I can do about her being gay, but be happy for her.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Oh, I knew she was gay from the time she came out of my vagina. But, you know, I just wanted to hear her say she was gay. And she didn't do it until she went off to college. And she disappeared because she thought I wasn't going to like her. So I said, look, are you gay? And she was like, yes, ma'am. I said, well, come on back to Atlanta. Everybody eat pussy here. You'll be right at home.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Don't believe everything you read. What the hell? I thought that was a stereotype. First got his reading glasses on.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
on Def Jam oh my fucking god you an asshole she got it the white comic on Def Jam and his whole set is about how he eats pussy oh you talking about um um what's his name who got the black family oh oh DJ Khaled said he doesn't eat pussy yeah yeah but DJ Khaled ain't black yeah what is he Middle Eastern I don't think so I think he's Mexican or something no DJ Khaled let's get Mateo back on the phone yeah
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
What? Slang. Fuck. How the hell do you deal with this man every day? I'm used to it. I don't know. I've known him a long time. Oh, my God. It doesn't even register at this point. I'm so glad nobody black raised you. They would have beat the shit out of you.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Every time white people want to say they need something. Oh, I grew up in a black neighborhood with a public school. You know black kids go to private school, too, don't you?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
private three years private so just a little actually which one did you like yeah young yeah public was a little rough i got fucked with quite a bit and that's why they move you out of the school that that's exactly right yeah my kids um my first set of kids no my second set of kids went to private and they hated it oh really and so we moved to indiana and then they went to all white school but it was public and they hated it too
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Yeah. All around. Kids are mean. They're mean. They're very mean. I remember my daughter, when we first moved to Indiana, my daughter is a plus size girl. So she was way bigger than the white kids in her third grade class because white people only feed their kids celeries and carrots. Well, we eat for real. My daughter been frying chicken since the first grade. Whole chicken.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Know how to cut them up. So we get to this little white neighborhood and my daughter go to school and white boy just picking on her. And so she go tell the teacher, she say, the teacher, she say, he keep calling me fat. And the teacher was like, little white. Oh, my God. Don't worry about it, Gary. I'm going to take care of you. You ain't got to take care of.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
She said, can you see the big black face? I'm going to stick it on his fucking throat.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
she was in third grade the teacher called me and said i don't i don't mean to laugh but let me tell you what your daughter said and she whooped his ass and he never he never he never ever fuck with her again yeah one little white girl it was so interesting raising my uh second kids in an all-white neighborhood because we had never lived around white people like that and so pretty great right
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
and so i moved my kids to this neighborhood which i thought it was pretty good overall but kids are just rude so this white girl told my daughter oh you so fucking fat because my daughter is fat and she don't give a fuck but she got a mouth for your ass she's told she said i might be fat bitch but my daddy don't my daddy don't sneak in my room and stick his dick in my mouth oh
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
And they was like seventh grader. And my daughter, my daughter, who I just got from, she said, you need to go get Gary off this app before this white girl slid a fucking wrist. And she drug this white bitch for 20 minutes because she, I mean, my daughter got like two, three fucking college degree. But at the time she was in seventh grade. But all she did was read about the world.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Oh, she drug this white bitch so bad. That white girl never, ever fuck with Gary on again at the bus stop. Jesus. Yes.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
But that was just one line that I remember. But she went on and on and on and carry on and just kept going. And she, my daughter, my oldest daughter was like, you should get a mama. This white girl gonna kill herself. I said, let her go. She should have called a fact.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
The Gariel. She writes on the show. She writes on the show.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
No. If I didn't want him, I killed him. If I wanted him, I kept him. All right, that's fair. Yeah. What'd you do? Throw them in a well? No, I took my Medicaid slip and got them chopped up. Wow.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
If you go and watch the fourth season, which is the season that's out now, we have a slave episode where white people are slaves. And it's fucking hilarious. And she wrote that episode.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
And that was the hardest shit to cast. White people as slaves. Y'all do not want to be slaves.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Like, what did they... What was it about Jasmine? It was kind of like a twist. It was saying, like, what white people in America think black people need, but you don't ever ask them what the fuck we need. So they're just, you know, that's real. That's what's going on. Oh, the black community need this.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
You don't know the fuck you're talking about, white man, because you don't bring your motherfucking ass to the black community until you want our fucking vote. So how the fuck do you know what we want? So that was the episode was about. It was like a little twist, but it was so... When you got... It was reparation.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
That's not work. Black people are doing work. So this white dude got like $3 million from his family and opened up a reparation camp. And so we stopped there and thought it was a hotel, but it was white people trying to do, you know, turn the times on reparation. And it was so fucking funny. It was so funny. It was my favorite episode.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
My favorite line was I walk in and my kids are arguing with the white person. What the fuck going on? And my son said, Mama, the slave owner is beating one of the slaves. But he's he verbally beating. He said, Mama, this cracker trying to be the cracker that sawed off these crackles. Yeah.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
You can watch it on BET+. That's the episode we really thought that was going to go off. But it was so hard to cast it because, you know, if you put it on your resume, you're just going to be a white person as a slave. And somebody's like, what the fuck is this? But the ones who did a lot of the ones who did take the job, they was theater. And when I tell you they sang them black. It was so funny.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
My God. It was so funny. That's it right there. It was so fucking funny. Slave masters here. No, we're not slave masters.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Is that the other part? The next part to that shows you what I'm talking about.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
That's crazy. It was so fucking funny. This is my favorite episode.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Because these white people came to be slaves, baby. You hear me? They came to be slaves. They did not fucking play.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Well, that's pretty much what they do to them. Turn them into ragu.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I know what you're talking about. Yeah, she did her thing in Lee Daniels. But it was so fun. That's my favorite episode. And it's very educational. Everything that I do on this show, you know, it's based off of my life, but it's also when we go outside my life, which is this episode. And it's just to say, you know,
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
the world is shit but why can't we laugh at the shit here here you know and so when we when we when we first took this episode to bt they was like what the fuck white people slaves how is that gonna happen yeah any pushback or no anybody not on this a little bit on this episode what i got to push back on was the episode what we did about um uh what was that jasmine With the derogatory words.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
So I want to do it. Times have changed. When I was coming up, you could say shit like sissies and bull daggers. And you can't say that anymore. You know, that's fucking. Unless it's to your daughter. No. But you can't, you know, openly, you just got to choose your words right. But I wanted to show an episode how everything have changed, but the people at home has not changed.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
You know, let's be honest. Y'all probably got relatives who go home and say the N-word. Some old motherfucker, great granddaddy, uncle. They don't say it, but they say it. They say it. Let's be honest. You know what I'm saying?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Yeah. But so I wanted to do one on words like that. And one of the words I wanted to use was jap slap. Well, most people have never heard of jap slap. Have y'all ever heard of that? No. Well, it was back when black people, I mean, not black people, Japanese people was in concentration camps. Remember, they'd slap them backhand. So when I was coming up, my mom would say, I'd shit out your bitch.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
And I would say that to my husband. He was like, that's so fucking racist.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
People of color. Who the fuck? They calling us POCs now?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
That's out there. Politicians. If you said POCs to me, I'm thinking prison of camp.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Because when I was little, I only thought Jews was just one person. Jesus. I did not know. Hey, Ms.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I know. I did not know. I'm JC. My mama didn't tell us that Jews was a lot of people. Too many. Just too busy jab flapping you, dude. Uh-uh.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Oh, okay, yeah. Pharaoh, let my people go. Yes. I don't know the Bible. I don't know why you say let his people go. Come.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
What? You know, all the... Them your granddaddies, they like long dicks back in those days. Long.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I just... I was just watching TV with my husband and he said Rice Rocket. I'd never heard of Rice Rocket before. But that meant an Asian.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Oh, yeah. So what racist term did you, that you heard back then? Oh, you went with the N-word. Okay.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
No. You know what was funny? When we were shooting this episode, one of the guys, what did he work in, Jazz? He was in sound. And so they was like, back it up to nigga, huh? Yeah. And so the white man say, you want me to back it up to nigga? Hey, he was like, oh my God, I just lost my job. And I hollered. I fucking hollered. Because he was just repeating what they wanted to back it up to.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
And they was telling him to rewind the show to nigga.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Well, we're not going to allow you to say it, but we're going to say it because it's in the show. But it was just an honest mistake. And everybody just stopped. Because you could hear it all over the speaker. You want me to back it up to the first nigga or the second nigga? He was like, I just lost my fucking job. Oh, damn. I hollered. I fucking hollered. And so they go up there. I'm so sorry.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I was like, y'all, the dude was just, you know, we hear it all day. It's in his blood when you work on a Miss Pat show.
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You can work there, but you can't get away with it. I'm joking.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
they can't fix it some people just need shower to shower around the clock yeah i guess like bring a bunch of shirts that's just a antiperspirant deodorant could probably help a little yeah sure yeah if you rub it all over your body but some people are just sweaty yeah i hate people when they fucking hands sweat and they want to shake your hand but it feel like they've been jacking off yeah yeah that's what i'm saying yeah i hate fucking see what the fuck is going on with your hands yeah
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
you know the problem I'm having is with airplanes like I'm getting older now this is happening it's kind of well don't shit embarrass me so I have to like when I'm 52 so when I got a piss I got a piss ain't no holding no piss cause you ain't got them walls you had when you was in the third grade your pussy let it go and your bladder don't give a fuck so I can run in the bathroom and um
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
All I'm thinking about is just get my drawers down. You know, I got on this big ass panty line to make sure my panty line don't hit the ground and stick. So I pull my panties down. Don't even look back to see if the fucking toilet seat up and piss all over the airplane floor. I've done this shit like four times.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
It's you. No. So everybody knows me on the planet. Oh, my God. Can I have a picture with you? And they're asking me all of this shit all while I'm sitting there. And then I'm pissed all over these folks' flow. I mean, pissed.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
But Indians don't get circumcised anyway, do they?
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
yes yeah no that's not me only on that plane so what I did was cause it splattered all up the walls cause the seat was down so I'm telling I said give me some gloves I pissed on the floor oh no I get it up I said you're not getting up my fucking piss good for you so I threw all the napkins down soaked the piss up oh you cleaned it Yeah, I cleaned it.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
But the thing is, is that I don't know why I just don't turn around. Because the bathrooms are so little. So I think they should be already ass ready. But some son of a bitch go in there and let the fucking lid down. And I piss on the seat.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Well, I do make sure the door is locked, but I do let that seat down. I done did it like three, four times. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with me? They should really make bathrooms on planes a little bit bigger for bigger people to at least turn around with because I go in ass in and I just start pissing. It's like small for small people now.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
yeah but yeah but you probably you can walk in the bathroom i go on my ass ready to pull my drawers down and the fucking seat is down now the piss is all over the place i'm tall so i'm in a small plant of a similar problem where i'm like i can't move i i'm i'm peeing like crouched over it is pretty small in there yeah so they should really make they should make a bathroom with no ass and some ass
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
You know what happened to me? I went to the BET Awards, and they had a bathroom, and it didn't say boy or girl. I just walked in there. It was men using the women bathroom, and nobody was scared. And Biden's America.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Well, it didn't fucking bother me. You don't shut the fuck up because I'm a Democrat. No, it was a joke.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
i know that's what they say when i say but i didn't feel i didn't feel threatened or anything it was everybody in this one bathroom and i at first i was kind of shocked like whoa a big ass man and then it was all kinds of people what do you mean all kinds it was trans people regular people men women every fucking thing trans people normal people regulars Regulars?
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
No, I'm just saying it was all types of people in the bathroom. Him, them, they, and hers. It was beautiful. Oh, all right. It was. It was beautiful. Everybody was singing. A utopia. Yeah. Someone was playing the harp. I don't mind that as long as everybody's grown. I probably would have a problem if I had a little kid with me.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
That's how they get you. Oh, my fucking God. I'll kick him in his face.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I would say, shit, nigga. Get the fuck away from in here.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Well, they don't mind their own business until they get an iPhone.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
So how old is she? She's only 11 months. So, yeah, she's just learning the world. She's got to stick her hand in the fireplace. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got to fall down the stairs. She's got to fuck herself up a little bit. She's got to meet a pedophile.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I hope she don't do all of that. But, yeah, she's just learning the world right now. Yeah, yeah. But very curious. Right.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
To make her. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, and if she see you fucking, she ain't even know what you're doing. She think y'all exercising.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
So why did he get circumcised? He probably wasn't getting anything before it.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Yeah. So for you to be so you the mom just don't make no fucking noise. Y'all stick socks in your mouth. Nothing hotter than that. And if it's a dirty sock, it's flavor. So you don't have to suck on detergent.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I mean, you know, she's just learning whatever, you know, it's just a sound. She's going to be OK.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Oh, man. Oh, he could have just put his dick in some peroxide and saved him some money.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Yeah, there's been times I had to fuck in the bed with my daughter and pat her in the back and say, mama at work. Hey, I picked up Whitney Cummings' son and I think he wanted me to suck his dick. He immediately opened my mouth. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with this baby when he's sticking his whole hand in my mouth with it?
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Yeah. he immediately stuck his whole hand i said what the fuck is going on with this freaky ass baby well you know she lets him do it right well maybe i was thinking because i'm black and i got lips and he wasn't used to seeing that so he mean like what is these fake lips those lips are too small no i'm thinking of the ones downstairs those are fake
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
her pussy oh yeah she had that all redone what whitney whitney i want you to kick his ass no that's not fucking true i don't think she got a prostate and pussy no oh yeah she's not the only one who's seeing it she's got great fake great great great fake tits yeah well most people do have great fake tits not those ages these are straight off the medicaid line But George Bush built these titties.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Oh, God. I love this podcast. You are too silly, motherfucker. Hell yeah. This is the only time I really like dealing with autism. I don't have to say safe hand with this nigga.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
You don't have autism. Why the fuck you tell me that? I thought you had autism.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Did he today? Yesterday. They found 1,000 bottles of lube. Wow. 1,000 bottles. They should donate that to the Goodwill. Wow.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
What the fuck? Y'all ain't got no type of hijinks. You think you're digging no barbershop? No, I know. It was a joke. I'm worried about your back here.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
They started freak-off parties. There it is, yeah.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
To me, it tells me a bunch of dry pussy came to the party. Right. A bunch of extra tight booty holes. Because why do you need all of that lube? Right. He had more lube than Jippy Lube had. That's true. I don't have.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
That's what I would say. Yeah. My Mercedes run off lube.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Or he can say he does professional slip and slides.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
He can spray it on the floor and just let people slide across the floor, butt ass naked.
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Because if you come to my house, I got a bunch of fucking tissue. Right.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
So why can't you? I want to know why can't Diddy have a thousand baller or lose?
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Well, he's not a convicted felon. So white people got three and four and five AR-15. That's true. So what's the problem?
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Orthopedic beads. I like to sit forward because it makes me look less fat. I'm going to try that. Yeah, I don't like, when I sit back, my titty go up under my neck. And these some little restaurant stools y'all got here.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I don't have any say on a human trafficking application. Where did it go from pimping?
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Where did it go from human trafficking? Where did it go from pimping to human trafficking?
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I've been over state lines many times with hoes and pimps.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
If you have age. Because if you take this to Vegas, would it be human trafficking or just be horn?
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I think human trafficking is people like kidnapping against their will.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
There's like degrees. So let me ask you something. If a man suck your titty and that's all he do is that rape?
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Well, if I yank my titty back and it's not harmed, or if I leave my titty out there. Hold on a second.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
But if you're like, all right, well, it's just a... I guess... So what if you... I mean, if you... To be honest, if you run up on me and then you yank my titty, I'm probably gonna fight you.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
And if the fight is over and you go about your business, I'm okay. Right. But if you keep fucking with me, I'm gonna get the police in. Right. So...
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I mean, it's nice, but, you know, I don't sit back. I like to sit forward. All right. I'm top heavy.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
But he was a damn good hype man. Yeah, he was. Baby, he was a good hype man. So it sounds like they done took another black man down.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Even if you say, I don't know, that's racketeering.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I would never, ever agree over phone to any crime.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Right. Yes. Over text message. Never. I would never.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
So, well, it looked like Puff Daddy going to be gone. He should have went to Bayi with Russell Simmons. He didn't run.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Oh, he'll make it. You think he's going to a real prison? No, he's going with R. Kelly.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
He's doing pretty much life. Ah. Yeah, they're not going to let him out.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Well, he had a problem with... I don't know. It just blows me. When I saw that video with Cassie, I was like, this is... Oh, yeah. That wasn't shit. He was way back. You see my Puff Daddy? Yeah, yeah. He had probably already done something that was way worse before we saw that. That just proved that he was the asshole that she said he was. And the thing is, I think she's asking for money.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
to settle before she took it to the public. I'm assuming, I don't know, but if she did, he should have took it. Do you want to wait until she come out with all of this shit and then her lawyer going to get the video and show that you, all you got to do is just show one time that you hitting a woman in this country and it's fucking over. Nobody likes you anymore.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Oh, good point. Well, let me just say this. As being a woman and been in fights, If somebody hits you, you got to defend yourself back. So I don't know where this country think that you just supposed to go around and beat the shit out of a man. He don't supposed to respond. That's not fair. Because if you this you treat me, I'm going to treat you the way you treat me.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
exciting it go to z no no pull up a z i want to see a z what's the what's the h wow are those are those hard to there that's pat hey that looks all right are those hard to shop for no lane brian have them all the time they just you just order them they're hard to find in the store are you knocking lamps over at home i feel like you let those things loose and you're gonna you're gonna smother the dog
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
If you if you don't put your hands on me, then I shouldn't put your hands on. I should put my hands on you. But as some women to that. But some women in this country just think, I can slap the shit out of him and you can't hit me because a girl. I have two sons. Hit that bitch back. She hit you. But don't hit her first.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Yes. You say you want equality. Okay, bitch, you hit me. I got to give it to you back. You just got to raise. Don't hit anyone. Yes, don't hit anyone. But some women think that they can just beat the shit out of a man. And by him being a man, he can't respond. That's not fair. Why are you going to make my son out of a pussy? Don't be running around here.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Treat people the way you want to be treated. Hear, hear. And I tell my son, don't hit no woman because I don't want no woman hitting you. But if a bitch hit first, you need to shake that whole hell loose.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Yeah, we did. That was a fucking girl. I know, I know. These days, you got to damn near take a picture. Your pussy need an ID. It say that you a woman. I know, right? And by the way, I'm on tour. I'm doing my Hot and Flashy tour. Yeah, plug it. Hot and Flashy tour. Go to MissPatComedy.com. I'm here in New York. Go to my phone. We got the date right here. Oh, I can't see.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
October 13th. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So, the... The latest one.
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And then just go to misspackcomedy.com to get all of your tickets online.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
oh she want me to read it go to buff okay i'm gonna be in buffalo town hall in new york milwaukee st louis uh munchin hall pennsylvania that's basically pits munholl pennsylvania richmond virginia albany syracuse new york just go to miss pat comedy.com and get your tickets and come see me on the hot and flashy tour because this is for the women who got their internal thermostat has turned on and for the men that have to deal with us
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
All right. Well, before I get out of here, make sure y'all go and watch Miss Pat Settles It every Wednesday night and go stream the Miss Pat show on BET+. Yeah, you got it. And watch the slavery episode. I can't wait to watch it.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
No, usually I just have them hanging. Wow. Because I don't like bras. So when I'm home, I just take my bra off and go and buy my business. That's best. Damn. It's hard carrying them all day. That's a hazard. It's not a hazard.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I gotta go, but I was at the Bulldogs one time. I just wanted to see what was in there. I go in the back of the Bulldogs. I mean, when I tell you gay men don't know how to treat a straight woman, I get in the back of them and guess who I bump into? My fucking brother.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
He had his shirt on. He was like, all the single women, all the single women. I said, what the fuck are you doing, Tony? Brother, I thought you were going to say Lil Nas X. That was my brother in the back of the bulldog.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I don't need a reduction. I just need to go on a diet. So they shrink with the weight loss. Yeah, they get a little smaller, not much.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
You bad seers, too. Pete did it. Pete did it. Ain't got a fucking thing over here with me, okay? You got me confused with your uncle. It's hot, man. I fucking sprinted here.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Well, sometimes you're just born with no dick. There ain't nothing you can do about it. That's true.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
That's all. Your stomach is not sitting on your penis, so it gives you more dick to see. It really don't help.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
You're a small man. Did you grow anything? I'm talking to you, Mark.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
That's when you're having sex with somebody with no ass.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Yeah, you should come to my side of the hood and they'll let you know what you're working with. Oh, God.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
You going to tell the baby that's the bottom? It had to be a pacifier because there ain't nothing coming out of it.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Hey! I didn't know you was here. How you doing? I'm talking dick with these two white guys.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
who are these day trans lady what nothing my my husband and my kid my first kid's father they're overrated you don't need back in the day you really needed kids for a good write-off for taxes but trump ruined all of that he took the you know and then y'all probably don't even get earned income credit anyway because you make too much money so it really doesn't unless you just want something to feed and hold and take care of what that's it yeah is that a daughter
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I mean, they're good for making your titties long if you breastfeed. Okay, there you go, Rosebud.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
What are we talking about? Well, I didn't breastfeed. I only breastfed one of my kids, which is my oldest daughter, but she gay, and I think that's why she gay. That's the first thing I put in my mouth was a fucking titty. So I didn't breastfeed anybody else because I didn't want anybody else eating pussy, so I just gave them the bottle. Oh.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
You have to be careful what you put in your kids' mouths. Yeah. Because that's what they're going to grow up sucking on. And my daughter have not stopped sucking titties from the day she was born.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Or they came out with a click in their hand and got confused.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
No. What the fuck are you talking about? I assume. I'm an old hoe. I ain't got no damn babies.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
The click. The click. The click. Whatever you want to call it. Oh, okay. The man in the boat. The nigga in the ocean. Oh, the click. I said click, the click.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
There you go. And it fucking hurts, too. Really? You don't really know how to suck a titty. Whoa. You know, people are like, oh, I got to give them what's natural from the body. Well, bitch, you just drunk a whole thing of alcohol. Right. And you want somebody, a healthy baby. That fucking baby going to be slow. So just give that baby Similac, the good poison.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
What is that, some formula or something? Yeah, that's formula, Similac. Infamil. I don't know what the fuck they drank. That was 40 years ago for me. Yeah. Well, people, you take... Were you breastfed all four? No, I only breastfed the gay one. Nobody else. Yeah, I stopped that shit early. Plus, I was a drug dealer, so it's hard to breastfeed while you're standing on the corner selling crack.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
So I didn't have time for that mothery shit. We were just trying to survive.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
You be confusing the shit out of me, Norm. I mean, Mark McDonald. What the fuck is that?
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
No, the fuck you did comment on Yamanika. You fake ass out of sound.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Well, you don't have no stomach to fall on top of your C-section. That's true. So it wasn't hard to heal. Mine was hard to heal. Yeah. The second one was.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
You didn't want a baby to come through your pussy? No. It's not that bad. I know everybody says that, but I'm like. It's better than a fucking C-section.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
Because when C-section, you can have only, I think, three in your life. And then they'll tell you not to have no more kids because it's too dangerous. Well, I'm not going to have any more. I'm just saying. Vaginal, you can push as many of them bitches out your vagina as you want to. I don't want to. I don't want to push one out of my vagina. It's, you know, it's a muscle.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
So it's going to stretch as wide as this table. Then it's going to go back to some of what it used to be. I know. I didn't trust it.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
That's your problem. you got a black husband you to push that baby oh my husband got more hips are already wider i gotta be honest miss pat you feel different what nothing nothing well i'm just saying the last one feels a little looser in there i'm joking we never had sex i'm trying to figure i can't follow him he run me fucking crazy
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
I'll do an umbrella sour, but I can't make it myself. You don't have shit to make it with.
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Ep 201: Ms. Pat & Rosebud Baker
back you can't even see me i don't want to fucking see you all right let me try oh here we go hey i got too much ass too it's not enough seats now your tits look huge it's crazy you guys got a big you guys got like smaller benches right no no no these are the same fucking bitches i sat up last time but they didn't notice it They didn't complain about it.