Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 547 - The Bourguignon Shuffle (feat. James McCann)
Thu, 20 Feb 2025
Watch James' standup titled 'HEY AMERICA' now on our YouTube Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Support Jimby @ https://www.jdfmccann.com/ Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Good Morning everyone. This week we're joined by our beloved James. Watch his new stand up set on our YouTube! Beef Bourguignonnnnnnnnnnn. Please enjoy. God Bless. Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/MSSP to get 10% off your first month If you’re 21+, check out https://viiahemp.com/ and use code MSSP for 15% off AND if you’re new to VIIA - get a free gift of your choice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Who is the guest on this episode and what is their background?
Don't worry about it, he's his. We actually just took him off a stick in a cornfield, he was a scarecrow. I think it's cool, it's what the kids are doing.
I'm part of the young Latin kings running around the streets.
It's good. It is a Paul Brother haircut. You got a Paul Brother haircut. True.
I was on the phone to Shane immediately before getting the haircut. And I said, the barber has a monkey. Because there was a small monkey at the barbershop. Say what? There was a monkey at the barbershop near where we live. And it had pajamas on and it was on a leash.
Did you let the monkey cut your hair? No.
No. Yeah. The monkey was in the next room screaming and very unhappy. He had like an angry monkey at the barbershop? There were like 18 guys working in the barbershop and one of them had a monkey. I've never seen this before. Anyway.
You were like, that's where I want to go.
It was the most affordable place to have your hair cut in the area. Everywhere else was like, I went to another barber first and they said, you need an appointment. And I thought that broke the barber's code of like, just walk in and hang out.
Yeah. Can I just talk baseball? That was the original barbershop quartet. You would stand outside of the barbershop and dudes would just harmonize and just get down. Barbers used to keep musical instruments in their place.
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Chapter 2: What is the story behind the monkey at the barbershop?
I let the mullet grow out too much, and then I immediately look like a woman, a fat woman from...
Oh, man. Well, James, the special's doing great. You got to feel good.
Yeah, man. It was meant to be an hour, and then I had a panic attack, and I cut it right down.
So I'll do another one.
But thank you for having it come out. I drank raw milk, and then I was vomiting everywhere. I know.
It was just hard to hear. You had a bad experience.
I was devastated with the raw milk. Well, that was the conversation we had because he was like, I think it was the raw milk. And I was like, I don't know, I just got raw milk. Matt gave me raw milk and it was great. It was the most delicious milk. I sucked Matt's raw milk down and it felt great. But then he was like, no, I had like seven glasses. Yeah.
I drank like most of a gallon.
The regular milk will fucking do that too.
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Chapter 3: What happened during James McCann's standup special?
yeah i cannot you'll figure it out masai yeah i should deliver beer to a couple ethiopian restaurants back in the day and i remember being like yeah once you like get in you're like oh i could yeah i could spot these dudes from anywhere yeah
7-Eleven by our old house. Yeah. Ethiopian fellas. Great Ethiopians.
I went on a date with the owner of that 7-Eleven. Brief one date. What? No, the owner's daughter. I meant the owner. That was a guy.
That was an Ethiopian guy.
The owner's daughter. I went on a date with the owner's daughter and I was kind of starstruck. She's like, my dad owns a 7-Eleven in Lancaster.
I was like, bro, I've been to that 7-Eleven.
I've been so high in that store so many times.
It was cool. Damn, have you ever met the black guy that opens the door? He's the man.
Yeah, I always remember being like, what the? Yeah. Holy shit. There was a 7-Eleven near Drexel University that was just, I think it was honestly the highest grossing 7-Eleven. It had to be. It was nonstop.
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Chapter 4: How did the Bourguignon Shuffle become a podcast moment?
It was football, soccer, probably a couple basketball ones.
Yeah.
Air Bud went to space?
I didn't know that. Space Bud? Yeah. I knew he went to space. Movie Valhalla, dude.
Yeah.
You know what? Beethoven was a great dog who saved the family. Lassie was a great dog. Homeward Bound is a great dog movie. Yeah. I mean, I watched that a bunch of times with my kids recently. Shadow. Yeah.
Hold on. What's the...
The cat's name?
Yeah.
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