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Chapter 1: How does the podcast start with humor and banter?
the wild wild west yo what a slap bro what a mother that was a powerful slap on there that was damn you're coming for gardini's job i know man surprised everything syncs up properly with his little slap We'll see, though. We'll see. Usually, Lemaire's about 50% on his producing skills. Yeah, there could be a major technical flaw. There's a solid chance that this does not have a video.
So, we'll see.
We shall see. It is a woman's world, man. I mean, bro, we're lucky to be living in it. We're lucky to be living in it. I can't wait until she comes here. I'm going to the tour. Katy Perry's, that was a good, I was expecting that to be terrible. The music video was great. Do yourself a favor and watch Katy Perry's Woman's World music video. I thought the one part was really powerful.
There was one part that was extremely powerful, and me and the crew ran it back and started chanting, women, women. It is a woman's world. It was very powerful, just that shot in general. She's trying to tap into the drags. Yeah, you're talking about just by smashing it. No, not that, just making that song. Yeah, that's a good market. She also was a host on RuPaul's Drag Race. I've seen it.
Trust me, daddy, I know all about the drags. Every once in a while when it's a woman's TV choice, I have to watch fucking RuPaul Drag Race. You should remake Grease. That'd be a good movie. Remake Grease, but it's really all just drag queens and doing drag racing.
But instead of the cars, they're just walking towards each other and being like... One of the drag queens on the last season was a bit of a greaser. Really? You're not far off, man. You've got a keen eye for the drag. And La Mer would obviously be the most powerful drag here. I would be number two. It is about size and girth. I'd be a mean fucking queen, dude.
Yeah, you think La Mer would take the throne as the number one queen? If you watch the show, you'll see who they like. They like a portly fellow that does that. I'd be a giant, though. Because they wear, like, giant. Yeah. I'd be 6'7". Oh, God. Yeah. How big of a bitch do you think you could be? You know I could be a bitch. You've seen me be a little nasty bitch.
You've been around people when I was being a little nasty bitch to them. You go, God damn, that guy's being a nasty bitch. I could probably be one of the nastier bitches. That's so funny. I know deep down I'd be a nasty queen, dude. I got to get my flexibility up, though. True. That must be sick, though. Just being a girl and being mad and just being like... I have no repercussions.
I'm just going to say the most off-the-wall shit right now. Oh, yeah. It's got to feel so good. And I'm... He'll forgive me in a day. Dude. All I have to do is say sorry once. In fact, I don't even have to say sorry. I have to just be kind of nice the next day. I know. I have to vaguely acknowledge that. And the guy that I'm dating or married to will just go, eh. Yeah. Fuck it. That's fine.
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Chapter 2: What are the hosts' thoughts on pop culture and music videos?
It's a trap. He's trying to pull out a Jenga piece, and then they put a piece of chicken in his face, and he's like, whoa, and his eyes knock over the Jenga. Oh, that's the other one.
That's the, no flex. Yeah, that's a good one, though. I'm talking, there's a new Wingstop commercial where it's a, I think it's supposed to be an NBA player. And he's doing the whole fashion fucking walkthrough that they do. And then he hops in a limo and just crushes chicken. And every white guy on earth goes, I knew that's what they're doing. I knew that's what was going on in those cool limos.
It's so fucking funny.
you still want to know it was Puerto Rico. It was one of the bars. They said a thing snapped and all of the bartenders just started screaming all at once. Yeah, no shit.
They're not like pilots. They're not going to be like, oh, okay. We've got a cable. They started screaming and praying. Oh, yeah. They're Puerto Rican sky bartenders. I'm surprised they weren't screaming and praying from the start. That's a major Icarumba, dude. If one cable snaps in my Puerto Rican sky bar, that's when my accent comes out, honestly. That's true. Holy fucking shit.
No, no, no, no, no. No. Goddamn, I didn't know they did that. That's awesome. Because you could spin that thing around, too. You can do whatever you want. You gotta get a hold of that. Terror. Terror of timbre. Mucho miedo. I believe it's important to take care of mental health issues because... Oh, yeah.
man you know you can't you got to get your mental health you got to get your mind otherwise you can really take off man next thing you know you're wearing a fucking a cool necklace you think everyone's gonna like and then everyone's fucking mad at you and it's true turns out you should just went to a therapist instead of should went to a therapist said would it be cool if i got a dragon medallion and they would go absolutely absolutely not they would say are you the man you go
actually we have a camp I think your dad's been trying to sign you up for and straighten you out I'm gonna pray yeah I mean we used to think that dragon medallions were cool and then we went to therapy and the therapist actually he beat me
therapist beat it out that's why we don't go to that therapist anymore and that's why we use better help guys how we look at and treat mental health issues has come a long way but there's room for improvement in a recent survey 26 claimed they've avoided seeking mental health support due to fear of judgment for mental health awareness month let's break that stigma and encourage people to get help when they need it may's mental health awareness month
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts address gender roles and societal norms?
my dad's gonna beat the fuck out of me for this my dad's gonna be so pissed i'm trying to score child born at a school fuck here's the car at home like i didn't do it no music on in the car at home fuck it's in the back seat that is fucking bullshit it's not true It was my friends. I was just there. I was just skateboarding there. I didn't even want to fucking that stuff.
Getting, dude, it's like going out into the world and like at 35 getting rounded up for some CP and having to crash land back into the parents' nest, man. What a fucking nightmare, man. What a nightmare. You got to move in and kill your dad. First step is like, I got to kill my dad. I got to go back to get a win. Get one in the win column and then let's build from there.
Step one, I got to kill my dad. Before that first breakfast together, he's reading a newspaper. It's reading a newspaper. Putting the paper down, looking at it, going... Jesus Christ. Your mom trying to smooth it over a little bit. It's fine. All the kids are doing it. I just read a report that said it's a lot more prevalent than you think. Thanks, mom. It is. Well, that would be rough stuff.
It's a tough bit. I mean, it is funny to think about your dad just going, what the hell are you thinking? What are you doing? I only look... I found it on your bed. I only looked at one. One? All right, four. All right, I was looking at four. I looked at four job boards. He just gives you the belt. You gotta get the belt. No, dad. Yeah. Can I take your car? Can I borrow your car?
A couple of the guys want to meet up. You're not going anywhere. I fucking hate this place. I make one mistake and my whole summer's ruined. Your wife and kids are living with you. Oh, man. There are some true ride or die bitches, though. Yeah. The ladies that stick around with the fucking conviction. It's crazy. I knew a guy. Mrs. Sandusky, I think, held it down. Did she really? Yeah. Dang, bro.
I think she held it down big time. Did she really? Yeah. Yeah. She was like, oh, come on. According to the Netflix film, In the Suns, Mrs. Menendez held it down. Dang. She literally ride or die. She died. She did. She fucking was there till the end, eating ice cream, watching TV, getting fucking popped. I mean, Mr. Sandusky probably like went to a priest and was like, I don't know what to do.
And he was like, you're fine. It's a small potatoes. You guys are going to be fine. This is nothing. He's probably just going to switch schools and just do it again. It's fucking sick. Hopefully the new Pope cracks down. Hopefully we need the black Pope. We need Africa core Pope. I thought we, do we not get a Pope? I thought we got, we got one. I think, did we get a Pope?
I feel like I want to, I feel, I feel fatherless or I heard about that. Smoke didn't change. We would have heard about that. They're still in there chiefing. ap news says 13 minutes ago the conclave to elect a new pope has officially begun yo let's go that's sick what was like a cardinal hold it down in the meantime No. There's got to be some dude that's going. I guess not. Yeah.
I guess there's a guy, the head guy that runs the conclave. Yeah. Yeah. Dang, that's got to be so tight, dude. Just like finally we get to burn all this incense and do all this shit. True. And they're mostly geezers. They're like, this is probably my last one. Yeah. This shit rocks.
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