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All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
It's a better... Hey, Judge, how's it going?
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
I'm doing fine. I'm going to be a father real soon. And I think I can have your help with some dad jokes. I'm going to tell you a joke and you tell me if it passes as a dad joke.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
All right. What do you call a giant pile of kittens? Give it to me. A meownton.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
Well done. That was really well done.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
and they've just gone crazy with it.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
We need to get merch.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
Let your winners ride. Rain Man, David Sasson.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
He's an object expert.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
You are still. Oh, come on.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
You have to. I'm so glad.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
People think you're a genius. Yes. Exactly.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
Oh, wow. Oh, that's great.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
Okay, we're going to see this kid.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
No, no, no. We love it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
That's good. That's good.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
It does? Here we go. This is a constant double cross from Wobby Wobby. Well, I don't know in person, though. Well, blow it up. It's just kind of shimmery.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
We didn't get to it. I was leaving for lunch. Oh. Oh, my God.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
He put out a sex tape called Screeched Saved by the Smell.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
Okay, okay, okay. All right. They have a bunch of collabs already. They have Motorola phone, they have Joybird, Libratone headphones, Pantone and all those brands.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
They have a million things. So, yeah, probably.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
Punching people in the dick. Could it improve your bowels?
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
You're flying this oil field equipment across Texas. Phil, I trust you. Land the bastard.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
So it's very interesting that you mentioned Paris Hilton. I don't know much about her. I'm always mentioning her.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
That is, I mean, I don't wear contacts because I can't touch my eye, I think. Oh, I'll heal you, man.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
Is that, and also it's like, aren't there, isn't the whole thing that's like, there aren't, are there nerves on your eyeball? Because that's how they do like LASIK, right? Yep.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
Yeah, I mean because they all operate on the same principle.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
You know, you just got to love you no matter what. Yeah, exactly.
Farm4Profit Podcast
Inside the Farm Plan: Corey Talks Growing Season Strategies w/ AgXplore
All in the first year. All in the first year.
Farm4Profit Podcast
Inside the Farm Plan: Corey Talks Growing Season Strategies w/ AgXplore
Oh, yeah. Get out of the checklist.
Farm4Profit Podcast
Inside the Farm Plan: Corey Talks Growing Season Strategies w/ AgXplore
Hemophobic?
Farm4Profit Podcast
Inside the Farm Plan: Corey Talks Growing Season Strategies w/ AgXplore
I was going to ask you. Are you wanting to know? Are you trying to ask him? Not at all. I can't imagine somebody sitting there like, wow, this guy knows a lot. I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
He was hip-hop's biggest mogul, the man who redefined fame, fortune, and the music industry. The first male rapper to be honored on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Sean Diddy Combs. Diddy built an empire and lived a life most people only dream about.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah, that's what's up. But just as quickly as his empire rose, it came crashing down.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I was f***ed up, and I hit rock bottom, but I made no excuses. I'm disgusted. I'm so sorry. Until you're wearing an orange jumpsuit, it's not real. Now it's real. From his meteoric rise to his shocking fall from grace, from law and crime, this is The Rise and Fall of Diddy. Listen to The Rise and Fall of Diddy exclusively with Wondery Plus.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Do you have a car also? That's what I would want.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
And let's all shout. Shut up and give me murder. Let's do this, everybody. Okay.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Hey, Mike, I really like this White Zinfandel. Well, good, good. Now put it down. I'm going to try another one.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Goodbye, cruel world. Ow, my ankle. Fuck, Jesus Christ.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
So finally, I want to say, like, November, maybe, like, a couple days before Thanksgiving, I... Got a flight, went out to New York, and I'm waiting at the airport for him to pick me up. He shows up and I'm like, I don't know this person. Like, he didn't look like the guy that I had seen that night. Of course, it was blurry and shadowy, but I was like, oh, no.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
And New York can do a lot of damage to your... In a month. Yeah, a couple months. Yeah, a couple months in New York. A couple months can change people. He was just, like, not... the person that I remember.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Oh, I never thought about that. Oh my God. Yeah, seriously. A twin catfish. Yeah. So we go into his apartment and I'm looking at his place and I'm like, oh, this is really weird. He had like a trench coat that was nailed to the wall. And I was like, what is that? And he was like, well... I love musical theater, and I'm like, shit, like immediately, because I'm not like a big musical theater gay.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Yeah, what musical is that referencing? I am so glad you asked, because he had stolen Lea Michele's trench coat when she was eponine in Les Mis.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Nailed it to his wall. Like, it wasn't even in a frame. It was just a trench coat crucified to the wall. So, I'm like, oh, okay. And he had, like, a whole bunch of, like, other little Broadway knickknacks and everything. He didn't have time to steal a frame? What was the... Steal a frame! Like, do something. Like, it looks weird. We hadn't made any moves on each other.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
We hadn't even, like, kissed. It was just very, very, very awkward. Yeah. And then, finally, he's like, I have... a surprise for you. I got us tickets to go see Wicked. And so I had never seen Wicked. I was like, okay, cool. This is a Broadway show. Fine. He got us like orchestra seats. They were really good seats. And he said, I need you to be the lookout. You have to stand near the door. Yeah.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
I have to watch Elphaba so you don't steal her hat, right?
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
I didn't want to be a bad sport. You know, I'm like, I don't want to seem like I'm not grateful.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
By the toilet. So we end up going to see Wicked and I'd never seen Wicked and it starts out and it's all grand and everything. And then I realized like I'm hearing something that's not part of the show. And so I look over and he is belting every song like he is in the show, like every song. And I'm mortified. I'm sitting there and I'm like, shut the fuck up.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
To the point where one of the flying monkeys in one of the numbers looks at us and hushes us. I have never been hushed.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Hushed by a flying monkey, which is not a CBS sitcom. The flying monkey's looking at you like, be more civilized, please.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
And I'm like, you have to shut up. And he's like, okay, sorry, sorry. It's like my favorite musical. I've seen it like 800 times. And I'm like, okay, well, I've never seen it, so shut the fuck up.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Probably so. Probably so. We went and saw Bring It On as well. And I don't remember that musical. It was so bad. It was just, I couldn't do it. But the same thing. And he was just like, you know, curtain call came out and he was like, Natalie!
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
He's like, girl, you nailed it, girl. And Natalie's not even looking. It was awful. And that was it. And did you ever hear from this man again? No, I didn't. But, I mean, can I get a little dark? Oh, boy.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
I got, like, a memory on Facebook, and I was like, oh, yeah, that guy. And I clicked, and it was like, this is, like, an in-memoriam, like, account now. And I was like, oh, no. But I will say... Because I knew him, I have been changed for good. Wow. Fuck you.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
So it was a nice summer evening. This was probably about like almost, I want to say 10 years ago. Oh, wow. A child.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
No, I'll say like seven. I still am. So I went to the show, it was a show here in LA and I met this guy and the lighting was just good. And I was very inebriated and we were talking, we kind of hit it off. We started making out. And then we exchanged numbers. And he was living in New York. I was in L.A. So we were like, we're going to just do this bi-coastal, long-distance fantasy.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
And one day, if destiny allows us, we will meet up again, right? We started talking regularly on the phone. And this was kind of before FaceTime kind of took off. So we were just like talking and flirting and, you know, he started talking about, like, so when are you going to come to New York? And I'll make this, like, great weekend for us. And I'm like, okay, sure, yeah, let's make it happen.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Supplies are being completed by nurses who run out in the middle of the night and purchase diapers. But the hospital is still charging as if they still have these items.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
We are digging into every topic we've ever wanted to cover on this show. It's a spinning plate analogy. The second that you stop spinning those plates, that crashes. So you can never stop working. The Dream Season 4 comes at you weekly starting Monday, January 20th.
SmartLess
"Tig Notaro"
That's so funny. That is so funny. How fucking funny is that? Oh, my God. That's great. I am so jealous.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
At the beginning, when I asked you about the risk-taking, I was like, would you do anything else other than swim with the sharks or whatever? And you said, no, absolutely not. We talked about skydiving. I'm just realizing what you do is so high-risk. So it's like that must fulfill some kind of rush in you.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I was walking down the street the other day and a girl had her earbuds in and she goes, oh my God, Sean Hayes. I go, yeah. She goes, you're really in New York. Just like you said you were on the podcast. I mean, I don't make it up.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Yeah. Sasha, I speak on behalf of millions of people that are fans of yours, like I am, like huge fans, where we're constantly waiting for your next thing, because you're one of the few artists that combine art and politics and have been so successful in all of those improvisational types of whatever you call them, movies where you play these characters.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Obviously, you can't tell us what it is you're working on, but could we expect another character to pop up in a movie soon? Are you excited about that type of thing to do that again? Because from the outside, I can't wait.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I would love that too. I'm around. Just give a shout. If you need a place to crash when you're in trouble in New York again, my place is yours.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I love you, Sasha, even though we don't know each other, I love you. You love me?
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I was going to say to him, nobody does. I mean, it sounds so cliche to say it, but it's true. Nobody does what he does. Nobody's ever done what he does.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
It's like a version of that in real life when he goes... But applying it to the real world. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Right, which is so... It's really cool. I never met him before. He just seems so...
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Yeah, he seems hyper-intelligent. He is. Oh, yeah, Cambridge, educated.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Aren't you amazed at how fast I know my answers whenever you ask what I had or what I'm going to have?
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Where is it from? No, the second night. There's a place, a block away. I can't remember the name of it.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Yeah, no. I can't remember. But it's a block away. It only takes a second to get. Yeah. It's so good. Wow. It's so good. It's one of the best in the city. You know what I'm going to have? What? Nothing.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
But Wednesday, that's what I'm saying. Wednesday, after Wednesday is over and you wrap your beautiful show, an amazing show that everybody's going to go ape shit about.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Hey, how are you? Nice to see you. Nice to meet you, Sasha. I don't think I've ever met you.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Do you do a lot of that stuff, Sascha? Like, do you thrill-seek? Are you a thrill-seeker?
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Well, probably yesterday. What do you mean by quickie? What do you mean by probably yesterday?
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Yeah.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Yeah. It's okay.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Thank you.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Sure.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
Madam President, the certificate of the electoral vote of the state of Rhode Island seems to be regular in form and authentic, and it appears therefrom that Kamala D. Harris of the state of California received four votes for president, and Tim Walz of the state of Minnesota received four votes for vice president. The certification is underway.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
The votes for President of the United States are as follows. Donald J. Trump of the state of Florida has received 312 votes. Kamala D. Harris of the state of California has received 226 votes. This announcement of the state of the vote by the President of the Senate shall be deemed a sufficient declaration of the persons elected President and Vice President of the United States.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
each for a term beginning on the 20th day of January 2025. This is huge history, everybody.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
In the aftermath of the violence that occurred on January 6th, 2021, Congress took steps to make it harder for Congress to overturn an election result. Back before then, the law allowed for one House member and one senator to vote to overturn any individual state's election results. They get it by having one member from each chamber actually could force a vote.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
in both chambers of Congress to get rid of that state's certified electoral result. But in the aftermath of 2021, Congress required now one fifth of both the House and the Senate. That is a threshold for the number of members that have to agree to force a vote to overturn a state election result.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
That much higher threshold will make it much harder for anyone to try to get rid of any electoral result that was certified by individual states.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
Madam President, the certificate of the electoral vote of the state of Ohio seems to be regular in form and authentic. And it appears, therefore, that Donald J. Trump of the state of Florida received 17 votes for president and J.D. Vance of the state of Ohio received 17 votes for vice president.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
Madam President, the certificate of the electoral vote of the state of Oklahoma seems to be regular in form and authentic, and it appears, therefore, that Donald J. Trump of the state of Florida received seven votes for president, and J.D. Vance of the state of Ohio received seven votes for vice president.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How Barack Obama Ruined The Democrats ft. PBD
Donald Trump had that crazy rally in Madison Square Garden. Oh, wow. Yeah. I rolled the dice and I called him on the phone. And he answered. Of course he did. Of course. I was able to get to him by dialing his phone. Now, that might be completely ape shit, and you're like, I can't believe people know this guy's phone number.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How Barack Obama Ruined The Democrats ft. PBD
But the reverse of that, if I were to want to connect with VP Harris or President Biden, there's 50 people. Between me and that, I could write a note that maybe could get to somebody to get somebody then through Pony Express and a pigeon, something might end up in a mailbox near them. And I called DJT to say, yo, can I have an interview? And he answered. But I still was able to connect with him.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How Barack Obama Ruined The Democrats ft. PBD
For more on many of these stories and news you can trust, go to charliekirk.com.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How Barack Obama Ruined The Democrats ft. PBD
Charlie Kirk's running the White House, folks. I want to thank Charlie. He's an incredible guy. His spirit, his love of this country. He's done an amazing job building one of the most powerful youth organizations ever created, Turning Point USA.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Charlie, what you've done is incredible here.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Maybe Charlie Kirk is on the college campus.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
I want you to know we are lucky to have Charlie Kirk.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Thank you. Thank you. The first time I met President Trump in person, he invited us to lunch, my attorney and I. And to be honest, I didn't do anything. I just sat there.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
I didn't really speak because I wanted to watch the man and listen to what he had to say and what his conversation was like because I knew he wasn't a politician, but I knew that he had been president before, and I wanted to see if he was a real, authentic man who actually cared for the American people. And... So I watched him. I watched how he interacted.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
I also watched how much his staff really respected him and how much his staff loved working for him. But the thing that changed the way that I looked at him as a person was I realized that he was a dad. that he was a grandfather. And when you spoke to him, you could see in his eyes that he genuinely cared about his fellow human being.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Thank you.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
I mean, we're back. America is back. The strength and security that Donald Trump brings to the White House is what we've needed. He's done it before. He's going to do it again. We're going to make all of these communities safe. And like Tom Holman said, if you're not going to help, get the hell out of the way.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Donald Trump is by far the best president in the history of this country, and he's going to show everybody exactly why. Thank you.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Keep Texas, Texas. Amen. And I've got to say, this election has given President Donald J. Trump, a Republican Senate and a Republican House, a clear mandate to deliver on our promises. One month from today, President Trump will secure the border. We are going to bring back jobs. We are going to lower prices. We are going to protect American families. We are going to put criminals in jail.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
We are going to keep our kids safe. We are going to end foreign wars with victory. And I'll tell you, Mr. President, the results of this election, seven battleground states, you won all seven. The people elected a Republican Senate and a Republican House to have your back, and we are going to deliver results.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
And if I could speak parochially for a minute, one of the most consequential things that happened in this race in Texas, you won profoundly in Texas, and both you and I won a majority of Hispanic votes in the great state of Texas. That is unprecedented.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
That is generational change, and it demonstrates that we are going to protect our nation, we are going to bring our country back, and we are going to make America great again.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
It takes three things to win in a battleground state. Number one, you got to get out the vote. Number two, you got to protect the ballot. And number three, you have to have a great candidate who runs a great race. The people in this room helped us get out the vote. They helped us protect the ballot. We would not have been able to win all those battleground states without you.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
But when it comes to having a great candidate who runs a great race, there is simply nobody better ever than the 45th and now 47th president of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.
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A Meaty P-Trap
The guy who wanted to pay me in foreign currency, no interest over 36 months? Yeah, no. Carvana gave me an offer in minutes, picked it up, and paid me on the spot. It was so convenient.
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A Meaty P-Trap
And I'm like, dude, I don't fucking know about the bag. What about the TV?
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A Meaty P-Trap
I don't know. A couple of days ago. I don't know. A couple of days ago.
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A Meaty P-Trap
And she's like, well, I mean, you don't think it was the meat I put down there the other day?
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A Meaty P-Trap
The world is falling apart around us, John, and I'm dying inside.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
But we knew that he was making his final album, and it was like a love letter to his fans to kind of explain to them what was happening.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
Yeah, that's scary. I mean, any time that you have your heroes, it's like... obviously being a football player and you hear so commonly about the health risks of football and when you're playing, you're so like laser focused and it feels so far away. And I'm at the age now where I start to hear about teammates who are sick or teammates that passed away.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
And when you get to that moment where it's like, whoa, these are guys, it's not an old guy thing anymore. These are guys that were in the locker room with me. It does hit you like much different. And when you hear D Wade talk about it, it kind of felt like that because it's like, To your point, this is at times the Superman.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
I've had moments where I've had health scares, like in retirement. And to your point, coming face to face with the potential of mortality is very, very heavy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
Yeah. And I think more than that, you'll do anything to complete your job at the best that you can, because that's how you're trained. I took a lot of anti-inflammatories. I'll go on record in saying that. Like, I literally could not. Tell me the most you've ever taken, like, in one sitting. Most? I mean, it's hard to say. Because it's like you don't even think about it. Like, oh, how many pills?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
You start to just take what, okay, I felt best. I took this amount yesterday. Right. And I didn't feel perfect. So you add some more. You add a little bit more. So five? I mean, I've taken six Advil pills. Eight Advil. Eight? Yeah, like it's, you know, 800s. You take Voltaren.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
Like, I couldn't play a game without Toradol. And it got banned by the league eventually. But, yeah, you get a shot or you get a peel because, honestly, it's like, yes, I'm 5'7", 180 pounds. Physics will tell you if Ray Lewis hits me, it's going to hurt. And I can't do my job if I hurt.
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So Toradol will mask the pain for a couple of hours so that when he hits me, I get up and talk my trash, but the very next play, I'm still the same receiver. Pre-game? Literally, yes. Every game? I cannot play a game without him. I got to Cleveland, first game, me, Dante Wittner, Carlos Dansby. Free agents to the Browns. Game one, we go to the training room, drop our pants.
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Like, they're like, what the hell are you doing? Oh, they didn't know what you were. And we're like, time for the shot, right? Like, we had gotten to a group and we're like, hey, let's just go in now. We get it out the way and let it start to kick in. They were like, yeah, we don't do that here. And we were like, how the hell are we supposed to play in an NFL game?
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Closed his eyes, made a wish. Still McCarthy said goodbye. Is Schottenheimer Jerry's guy? We're gonna contemplate all through the night. Chance of smiles. There's a guy Chicago can't.
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But it was banned, and it was like they wouldn't do it. So, yeah, it's a tough business. It hurts as much as it looks, you know, and you got to get through it because that's what you're getting paid for.
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At that time, it was me and the three guys that were new to the locker room, and we didn't know what this organization's rules were. So to us, we had come here, and we were more old-school players than probably the guys that they had in the locker room at that time, and this was a part of our process. You know, so.
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It would literally ruin your whole week because your recovery is slower. The pain hurts a little bit more. And even in the game, it just, to your point about when you stop taking it, you tank, it's, yeah, try to do anything in pain, you're gonna be worse at it. Right. So you do as much as you can to mask the pain. You know, I limp down steps right now, like I'm 70 years old in the morning.
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because of the scar tissue in my ankle, and I could not have been the player I was without a painkiller or Voltaren to keep the swelling down, because it's impossible.
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I wouldn't say different than everybody else. There are a lot of players that when they hit you, it hurts. Now, Ray Lewis is, for me, like that good middle ground of, yes, he can hit you. Like Terrell Suggs can hit you. The chances of Terrell Suggs catching me is a little lower than me catching the ball and not seeing Ray Lewis coming. Or Troy Palomaro. Troy Palomaro probably...
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in my career, hit me the hardest. That hurt the worst. He was a torpedo. And it's not a strength thing. Like, yes, strength is a faction of it. Your speed, your acceleration, all the science. And then there are just guys who know how to maximize the impact of their body against another body better than most. And Troy Palamalu, Ray was really good at that.
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There are certain guys that I would get hit by. Ed Reed would hit me, and I was never like... You know, he didn't break through the Toradol. Polamalu broke through the Toradol. It was like, okay, this- About James Harrison. This one is immune to this. James Harrison, yes, he would kill you, but James never got me. And I would actually talk a lot of crap to James Harrison.
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He was actively trying to kill the Cleveland Browns.
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Yes, yeah. He was trying to kill them. Were you there when he killed Josh? I was not. I was in Cincinnati when he killed Josh. And then he signed to Cincinnati my third year there. So we played together.
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And then... Would he talk openly about how he was trying to kill other people on the field?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he talked about his... He had a plan. Like, it was like he had it written out and... So it was premeditated.
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Yeah. He was like, I'm going to catch a body today. And I'm like, all right, well, glad you're on my team this year. So then for the rest of my career, when I played against him, I would egg it on. There's actually, I got a really bad concussion versus the Steelers in 2015, where I get hit and I come to, it was like the third quarter, like 3.45 p.m., I get hit,
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The next moment, I remember it's midnight. I'm in the hospital.
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Swear to you. Come on, man. I'm like, Mom, what are you doing here? Right? It was like the last play. I was on the field. And this time, I'm in the hospital. But in that game, I was talking so much shit. The defensive play to James. They were like headhunting me. Because I was like, it don't matter. You ain't going to catch me. And of course, Johnny throws a pick.
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And I turn around and here comes the, I believe it was Jarvis.
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Whoever the D is, every one of them on film, you can see the moment the pick happens, they are trying to find me. He catches me, straight launch, helmet to helmet. Next thing I know, I'm at UPMC Medical.
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But behind him we will stand All of the hope he'll bring If he's up to the task I'll take Iberflues Yeah, he's got the juice Get the defense right Glory hole is in sight I'll take Iberflues But if we still lose Then it's ear, nose, and throat Time at doctor's school
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They wrote articles on Pittsburgh blogs detailing the sequence of events. Like, here's Hawkins after a catch jumping up, talking trash to James Harrison. Here's where he flinches at another DN who is six feet bigger than him.
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There it is. I like that. But both of those things are fact. Because when we would watch them on film, we would go into those games, and, I mean, Jay Gruden was our OC, and he would straight up say, like, hey, there's no rhyme or reason to anything this dude does. Robert and Kirk. Huh?
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That's not bad, actually. Now that I have the context. It's a little flaky. Not like Troy Palomaro, though. No. Okay. I like what you did there. Troy was great, though. He would literally, on any given play, take a chance that you had never seen on film. And honestly, a lot of that was in large part to Ryan Clark, who was kind of the by-the-book safety.
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And the way he played was another way we would be baffled by two things. We'd be baffled by Polamalu when he decides to take those crazy chances. And Ryan Clark had this weird way of diagnosing runner pass before anybody else that it felt like cheating. And I never quite figured it out. And I've asked him and he hasn't given me.
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But it was like on film, it would be like, how do you know so quickly what this is?
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We had a Jay Gruden that was really good at saying Kirk, so we decided to run with it.
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I love slants, man. Wow. That's what they're sponsoring.
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Was that you or Gruden who just did that? I love slants, man. Wow. No, I love my brother, man. He's over here, actually. He's looking for his quarterback over here. Where's Robert? Kirk. I love that, man.
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More than that, man. I'll help you look for him, man. Robert, Kirk, Kirk. Robert, Kirk, Kirk.
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I should hold a camp, man, and find your quarter.
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I love that game. You count, okay? I'm going to go run. One. Two.
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Don't forget about four. I love four. Four. Robert.
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It's a good QB room. RG3 and Kirk Cousins. That's solid, man. That was an incredible impersonation. As someone who played under Jay Gruden for three years, that is an undercover, spot-on impersonation. The world's only one. The world's only Jay Gruden. I've never heard anyone ever impersonate Jay.
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4-3 in the game. Jairo Asensio, the leader in the game, saved all the time. Hard for the center field. No, no, no. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. He did it again. Listen to me, gentlemen. What a ball this boy has given.
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He's stopped at third. Big hug for the third base coach. He's now walking from third to home. Soft jog.
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This reminds me of what cornerbacks do when they're beat by a receiver and the quarterback overthrows them and it's an incomplete. And then they celebrate like it's just like they just locked down.
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Probably date October 20th, 2011. Johnstown, Pennsylvania, Mayor Tregonia walks up to that podium. He utters the words, Johnstown's favorite son. The feeling that goes through your veins to know that this day. is cemented and forever yours to own through life's history. There will never be a day that people won't look back at October 20th, 2011 and think of me.
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Would you like to know what ChatGPT says? ChatGPT says, I asked him, what is your signature moment in your career? And it came back with September 16th, 2012. You were playing against the Cleveland Browns. You caught a 50-yard game-winning touchdown.
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Man, that's not wrong. If I gave you the true answer, okay, chat GPT, they're one for like 10 today, but that one is right.
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Look at this. It goes on to add, he weaved through multiple defenders with his elite speed and agility, securing a game-winning score in a 34-27 Bengals victory.
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There's so much to that play, you know? Here's a couple of things, and I don't want to ramble, but I will. I don't want to be looking at me, Louie, but let's take this moment to look at me, Louie. Trying to get to the NFL, Ray Farmer was like an assistant GM or like a front office personnel at the Kansas City Chiefs.
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And he told my agent, he doesn't quite have enough juice for his size for them to give me a workout. So they didn't give me a workout coming from Canada. I go to the Bengals. He's now... Front office for the Browns. This is, I think, our first or second game of the season, maybe game number two. It's the fourth quarter. We're in a division battle. They throw me this ball, and it is a highlight.
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Please go look up this touchdown. It's the best touchdown I've ever scored. It was my first ever NFL touchdown. My son was born in February. This is his first ever NFL game. Little baby with the headphones on. My family's... Whole family is there in the audience. And I scored this essentially touchdown that sealed the deal.
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Not only that, that play is why Ray Farmer, who became the GM of the Browns, ended up signing me away from the Bengals as a restricted free agent because he was like, you know what? We messed up. We're going to get you here. And that touchdown, he referenced it all the time. There is no better feeling in the world. Yo, this cut that you make is ridiculous. It is.
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It's like, it puts on full display what the Andrew Hawkins experience is.
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This is Peter Warwick. This is a Peter Warwick touchdown.
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This is crazy. It is. It's a nice one. Humbly.
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About anything. It's kind of a dumb throw by Andy, but it's an absolute rocket that he throws to you.
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And then your boy just did the rest. I always say that scoring a touchdown is the second greatest feeling in my life. NFL touchdown, it is... So sex is first? Well, I was going to say my day, but sure, be inappropriate, Dan, whatever you're into. But yes, no, sex number one. Touchdown, NFL touchdown. No greater feeling.
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Yeah. Workplace in a... I don't know. It's a fine line, Dan. I mean, you're toying with it, brother. Glory holes at work? Eh. I don't like it for Metal Ark. I don't like it for the Dallas Cowboys. I'll be honest with you.
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Those ankles were loose that day, baby. I just watched it.
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I didn't go to sleep that night until 4.30 in the morning. Partly because the tour doll had me wired. The other part was I sat up and watched every highlight that they talked about.
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Oh, yeah. Rich Eisen called me the human joystick. Who else? Stu Scott was on the call and said something like, this dude moves like butter. You know, which was like, come on, man. Stu Scott on the call. Coach Dungy was like, man, I love this kid. Chris Berman was like, what?
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Dude, you talk about euphoria. Did you get a whoop? I'm sure I got a whoop. Of course he did. It was like the highlight of the day.
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I think it's a little disrespect of the play.
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To downplay this play and then applaud Stugatz for the best no-name American football podcast done by a white dude in Florida.
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There was a solid four cuts. Two of them were whoop-worthy. They were all great cuts. The L1 button sidestep to the left on a safety.
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Oh, what a play. I'm just running for my life, by the way.
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Like, in the middle of the play, I'm not like, oh, I'm balling. It was like, oh, my God. Ah! Ah! Oh, my! I'm about to score! Oh, shit!
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And then I stare down at the audience as if I meant to do that.
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fear to me like i'm blindly running in the middle of the field this play has been going on for six seconds somebody's about to kill me there's one cut that i think the second cut that i make is actually on my own player but i thought it was a defender the colors are he's coming to block i thought he was coming to hit me and i got scared and cut so it looks sweet but i was like oh that's brian hey get him for me that should be a rule against having the same color helmets
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You guys do a football history show here? We should. Football history of why both the Browns and the Bengals have orange helmets. Essentially, they took the Browns from Paul Brown. He was very upset at it. He was pissed. So much so, he's like, I'm going to start another team in Cincinnati, and I'm going to give them the same orange helmets at a spite.
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So we would get this speech every first day of camp from Mike Brown about his dad and how they became the Bengals. Now they eventually added the stripes, but that's why they also had the orange helmets to stick it to the Browns organization. You guys just saw a moment of great...
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Not what I looked up on the internet. That's not his fault. None of it was about family. Are you uncomfortable right now? About glory holes? Yes. Am I uncomfortable? Because we're talking about glory holes.
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Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer.
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A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion. Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy?
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You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together by Miller time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you.
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Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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It shocked me a little bit. I wasn't quite prepared for titties.
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Hawk doesn't know what you're talking about. You don't know Landman? Landman? There's an actual definition for glory holes. It's not the other one.
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My favorite part about being on this show is being the casual basketball fan who spends 60% of the time during the conversation Googling the names that you guys drop.
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I know Tyler Hero. I didn't Google him. Who's Jamal McGraw?
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I'm sure that's why we did this song. I'm positive that's why we're still on this bit.
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Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
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Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
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Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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And is that an oil term, too? Made his nut? Yeah, is that like a... Is there a definition there, Mike? An official for nut? Made his nut? Yes, to come. Okay, go ahead.
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I think he thought it was a documentary. Did they think that that person was really on his deathbed and he was just giving some words of wisdom and they were like, keep the cameras rolling. Land man to land man.
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This is acting. That sounds a lot like Jerry Jones' real life. He was playing himself.
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I can't believe this is a company of dry elbows. She does it all. To Americas. Because there's not a single day that a black person doesn't have to lotion their elbows.
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I wear long sleeves. There you go. Dan's had Lubriderm CQ behind his desk for 20 years.
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And again, I don't think... No, the answer is just very plainly, no one's ever lotioned my elbows. But then again, to me, that would be like, has anybody ever brushed your teeth? Because that's how a part of my daily routine, lotioning my elbows is. I mean, a dentist, right? No, they've never been like, hey, let me brush your teeth. Absolutely not.
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Teeth cleaning. They never do the pass with the mechanical brush at the very end? The fluoride?
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Hog grabs it and says, I'll take care of that. He brushes my teeth. Does it himself. It's like jail rules, man. You never let somebody brush your teeth.
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Yeah, so I was biting my fingernail right before I went on air at ESPN, and my veneer cracked. I have a veneer, and it cracked in half, and I panicked, and I went to go. There was a Dollar General right by the ESPN studio. Aye, aye, Captain. And I went to go get some super glue, and I'm like, hmm, this might not be smart. I should Google whether I should put super glue in my mouth.
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And ChatGPT said no. Again, at the time, I didn't know it was racially biased, so I didn't go too much deeper. But then I said, you know what? Let me see about Denture Bond. And so I got some denture bond, bonded that thing on. For a dollar? For, yeah, a dollar. It was a dollar. It was one of the very few items at the dollar store that are actually one dollar. What is that about?
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Yes. Two dollar store. Couple dollar general.
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No, because nowadays they have the same products as everywhere else.
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I mean, when you grow up in places like Johnstown, Pennsylvania, population of 17,000, the Dollar General is not looked at the same way the Dollar General is in other bigger metropolitan areas.
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I opened my third Dollar General in an impoverished neighborhood because money is king.
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Yes, man. And, you know, a dollar isn't what it used to be. So it's tough to even trust anything that's a dollar nowadays, to be honest. If everything actually cost a dollar... you probably wouldn't go.
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I owe my former Cleveland Browns fandom to a Hialeah dollar store.
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Because the Browns aren't good, see. Okay. See, now you lost me here. I don't like where we're going with this.
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The what? Genital store? I'm sorry. Genital? Someone cut that, please. All right. You want genital stores and glory holes, we're going to stick to just bargain shopping here, okay, and good football teams. Glory holes. The problem with inappropriate at work. Now, the full circle has come here. You're talking about going to a general store. You didn't put dollar in there.
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A dollar what it used to be at the general store. What, Dan?
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The moment that store starts taking other currencies only exclusively, then you have a case. And also it might be they're going to be like, yeah, it's dollar in general, not the dollar general like the captain of the dollar. No, it's not a dollar.
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Don Levitard. I went in the margins. I'm like, I'm like your money ball of sex. I'm basically Scott Hatterberg. A lot of walks. Stugatz. A lot of walks, but I'm on base. When it comes to sex, I'm Scott Hatterberg. Other dudes, they can be Giambi.
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