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All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg

Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls

105.66

It's a better... Hey, Judge, how's it going?

All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg

Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls

111.107

I'm doing fine. I'm going to be a father real soon. And I think I can have your help with some dad jokes. I'm going to tell you a joke and you tell me if it passes as a dad joke.

All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg

Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls

125.022

All right. What do you call a giant pile of kittens? Give it to me. A meownton.

All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg

Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls

4564.209

Well done. That was really well done.

All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg

Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls

5245.181

and they've just gone crazy with it.

All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg

Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls

70.707

Let your winners ride. Rain Man, David Sasson.

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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

122.16

So finally, I want to say, like, November, maybe, like, a couple days before Thanksgiving, I... Got a flight, went out to New York, and I'm waiting at the airport for him to pick me up. He shows up and I'm like, I don't know this person. Like, he didn't look like the guy that I had seen that night. Of course, it was blurry and shadowy, but I was like, oh, no.

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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

147.101

And New York can do a lot of damage to your... In a month. Yeah, a couple months. Yeah, a couple months in New York. A couple months can change people. He was just, like, not... the person that I remember.

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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

160.368

Oh, I never thought about that. Oh my God. Yeah, seriously. A twin catfish. Yeah. So we go into his apartment and I'm looking at his place and I'm like, oh, this is really weird. He had like a trench coat that was nailed to the wall. And I was like, what is that? And he was like, well... I love musical theater, and I'm like, shit, like immediately, because I'm not like a big musical theater gay.

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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

192.794

Yeah, what musical is that referencing? I am so glad you asked, because he had stolen Lea Michele's trench coat when she was eponine in Les Mis.

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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

209.32

Nailed it to his wall. Like, it wasn't even in a frame. It was just a trench coat crucified to the wall. So, I'm like, oh, okay. And he had, like, a whole bunch of, like, other little Broadway knickknacks and everything. He didn't have time to steal a frame? What was the... Steal a frame! Like, do something. Like, it looks weird. We hadn't made any moves on each other.

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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

228.951

We hadn't even, like, kissed. It was just very, very, very awkward. Yeah. And then, finally, he's like, I have... a surprise for you. I got us tickets to go see Wicked. And so I had never seen Wicked. I was like, okay, cool. This is a Broadway show. Fine. He got us like orchestra seats. They were really good seats. And he said, I need you to be the lookout. You have to stand near the door. Yeah.

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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

255.699

I have to watch Elphaba so you don't steal her hat, right?

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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

265.503

I didn't want to be a bad sport. You know, I'm like, I don't want to seem like I'm not grateful.

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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

280.777

By the toilet. So we end up going to see Wicked and I'd never seen Wicked and it starts out and it's all grand and everything. And then I realized like I'm hearing something that's not part of the show. And so I look over and he is belting every song like he is in the show, like every song. And I'm mortified. I'm sitting there and I'm like, shut the fuck up.

SmartLess

Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

309.039

To the point where one of the flying monkeys in one of the numbers looks at us and hushes us. I have never been hushed.

SmartLess

Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

322.29

Hushed by a flying monkey, which is not a CBS sitcom. The flying monkey's looking at you like, be more civilized, please.

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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

332.779

And I'm like, you have to shut up. And he's like, okay, sorry, sorry. It's like my favorite musical. I've seen it like 800 times. And I'm like, okay, well, I've never seen it, so shut the fuck up.

SmartLess

Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

354.224

Probably so. Probably so. We went and saw Bring It On as well. And I don't remember that musical. It was so bad. It was just, I couldn't do it. But the same thing. And he was just like, you know, curtain call came out and he was like, Natalie!

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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

375.699

He's like, girl, you nailed it, girl. And Natalie's not even looking. It was awful. And that was it. And did you ever hear from this man again? No, I didn't. But, I mean, can I get a little dark? Oh, boy.

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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

399.885

I got, like, a memory on Facebook, and I was like, oh, yeah, that guy. And I clicked, and it was like, this is, like, an in-memoriam, like, account now. And I was like, oh, no. But I will say... Because I knew him, I have been changed for good. Wow. Fuck you.

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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

60.358

So it was a nice summer evening. This was probably about like almost, I want to say 10 years ago. Oh, wow. A child.

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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

69.324

No, I'll say like seven. I still am. So I went to the show, it was a show here in LA and I met this guy and the lighting was just good. And I was very inebriated and we were talking, we kind of hit it off. We started making out. And then we exchanged numbers. And he was living in New York. I was in L.A. So we were like, we're going to just do this bi-coastal, long-distance fantasy.

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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

98.02

And one day, if destiny allows us, we will meet up again, right? We started talking regularly on the phone. And this was kind of before FaceTime kind of took off. So we were just like talking and flirting and, you know, he started talking about, like, so when are you going to come to New York? And I'll make this, like, great weekend for us. And I'm like, okay, sure, yeah, let's make it happen.

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"Keri Russell"

1079.235

And we will be right back. And now, back to the show.

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"Keri Russell"

2085.218

That's what you signed up for.

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"Keri Russell"

2088.502

We'll be right back. All right, back to the show.

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"Governor Tim Walz"

2012.741

We'll be right back. And now back to the show.

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"Governor Tim Walz"

993.358

We'll be right back. And now back to the show.

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"Michael Keaton"

1319.269

For sure. We'll be right back. And now back to the show.

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"Michael Keaton"

2623.399

We'll be right back. And now, back to the show.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

1309.415

At the beginning, when I asked you about the risk-taking, I was like, would you do anything else other than swim with the sharks or whatever? And you said, no, absolutely not. We talked about skydiving. I'm just realizing what you do is so high-risk. So it's like that must fulfill some kind of rush in you.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

1373.347

I remember reading about that, yeah.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

174.347

I was going to say, please come over.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

195.448

And not including the prep, a month of prep.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

223.11

But that's when you come over and we'll take care of you.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

250.76

Yeah, but it's the good, nice thing to do.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

287.248

I was walking down the street the other day and a girl had her earbuds in and she goes, oh my God, Sean Hayes. I go, yeah. She goes, you're really in New York. Just like you said you were on the podcast. I mean, I don't make it up.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

2947.033

Yeah. Sasha, I speak on behalf of millions of people that are fans of yours, like I am, like huge fans, where we're constantly waiting for your next thing, because you're one of the few artists that combine art and politics and have been so successful in all of those improvisational types of whatever you call them, movies where you play these characters.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

2971.288

Obviously, you can't tell us what it is you're working on, but could we expect another character to pop up in a movie soon? Are you excited about that type of thing to do that again? Because from the outside, I can't wait.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

2989.478

I can't wait for those types of things again.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3033.221

But we can't get enough of that. We can't get enough of that.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3221.263

I would love that too. I'm around. Just give a shout. If you need a place to crash when you're in trouble in New York again, my place is yours.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3297.427

I love you, Sasha, even though we don't know each other, I love you. You love me?

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3391.24

That's a great guest, Jay. That was really, really great.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3412.177

I was going to say to him, nobody does. I mean, it sounds so cliche to say it, but it's true. Nobody does what he does. Nobody's ever done what he does.

SmartLess

"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3424.046

Yeah, it's like a Peter Sellers... Which is his hero, by the way.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3431.972

It's like a version of that in real life when he goes... But applying it to the real world. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Right, which is so... It's really cool. I never met him before. He just seems so...

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3455.811

Yeah, he seems hyper-intelligent. He is. Oh, yeah, Cambridge, educated.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3467.7

I'm going to do a French dip. And with French fries.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3484.152

Aren't you amazed at how fast I know my answers whenever you ask what I had or what I'm going to have?

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3494.217

You can probably smell it.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3497.779

Where is it from? No, the second night. There's a place, a block away. I can't remember the name of it.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3505.004

Yeah, no. I can't remember. But it's a block away. It only takes a second to get. Yeah. It's so good. Wow. It's so good. It's one of the best in the city. You know what I'm going to have? What? Nothing.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3527.96

I know you're joking, but it's true and it's very admirable.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3535.205

But Wednesday, that's what I'm saying. Wednesday, after Wednesday is over and you wrap your beautiful show, an amazing show that everybody's going to go ape shit about.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3576.967

Can't you do pizza? Can you do pizza?

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

359.755

Oh, for God's sake, look at him go.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

3676.229

So the guy, I know that guy that you met behind the party's door.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

405.801

Hey, how are you? Nice to see you. Nice to meet you, Sasha. I don't think I've ever met you.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

50.253

And you already cut a little bit of your hair, a little bit.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

688.262

But Sasha, you sound like that was a surprise that it went awry.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

82.17

Will you be sad to see the change go?

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

824.296

Do you do a lot of that stuff, Sascha? Like, do you thrill-seek? Are you a thrill-seeker?

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

862.414

I did the simulation thing. That doesn't count.

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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

9.502

Well, probably yesterday. What do you mean by quickie? What do you mean by probably yesterday?

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"Nikki Glaser"

1328.588

Yeah, exactly.

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"Nikki Glaser"

1716.207

And it worked out.

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"Nikki Glaser"

1719.952

And it worked out.

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"Nikki Glaser"

1881.883

Like I was getting, I was getting the voice teacher said to my mom.

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"Nikki Glaser"

1990.368

And so it's like... Now she's going. Look at that. Now she's cooking.

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"Nikki Glaser"

774.329

Of course.

The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source

Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)

1302.564

Hmm.

The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source

Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)

2080.021

Mm-hmm.

The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source

Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)

3027.456

Mm-hmm.

The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source

Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)

332.22

Yeah.

The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source

Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)

3431.994

Yeah. It's okay.

The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source

Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)

4.155

Thank you.

The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source

Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)

4224.666

Mm-hmm.

The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source

Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)

4443.764

Sure.

The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source

Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)

481.043

Mm-hmm.