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All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
It's a better... Hey, Judge, how's it going?
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
I'm doing fine. I'm going to be a father real soon. And I think I can have your help with some dad jokes. I'm going to tell you a joke and you tell me if it passes as a dad joke.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
All right. What do you call a giant pile of kittens? Give it to me. A meownton.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
Well done. That was really well done.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
and they've just gone crazy with it.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
We need to get merch.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
Let your winners ride. Rain Man, David Sasson.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
So finally, I want to say, like, November, maybe, like, a couple days before Thanksgiving, I... Got a flight, went out to New York, and I'm waiting at the airport for him to pick me up. He shows up and I'm like, I don't know this person. Like, he didn't look like the guy that I had seen that night. Of course, it was blurry and shadowy, but I was like, oh, no.
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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
And New York can do a lot of damage to your... In a month. Yeah, a couple months. Yeah, a couple months in New York. A couple months can change people. He was just, like, not... the person that I remember.
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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Oh, I never thought about that. Oh my God. Yeah, seriously. A twin catfish. Yeah. So we go into his apartment and I'm looking at his place and I'm like, oh, this is really weird. He had like a trench coat that was nailed to the wall. And I was like, what is that? And he was like, well... I love musical theater, and I'm like, shit, like immediately, because I'm not like a big musical theater gay.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Yeah, what musical is that referencing? I am so glad you asked, because he had stolen Lea Michele's trench coat when she was eponine in Les Mis.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Nailed it to his wall. Like, it wasn't even in a frame. It was just a trench coat crucified to the wall. So, I'm like, oh, okay. And he had, like, a whole bunch of, like, other little Broadway knickknacks and everything. He didn't have time to steal a frame? What was the... Steal a frame! Like, do something. Like, it looks weird. We hadn't made any moves on each other.
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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
We hadn't even, like, kissed. It was just very, very, very awkward. Yeah. And then, finally, he's like, I have... a surprise for you. I got us tickets to go see Wicked. And so I had never seen Wicked. I was like, okay, cool. This is a Broadway show. Fine. He got us like orchestra seats. They were really good seats. And he said, I need you to be the lookout. You have to stand near the door. Yeah.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
I have to watch Elphaba so you don't steal her hat, right?
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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
I didn't want to be a bad sport. You know, I'm like, I don't want to seem like I'm not grateful.
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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
By the toilet. So we end up going to see Wicked and I'd never seen Wicked and it starts out and it's all grand and everything. And then I realized like I'm hearing something that's not part of the show. And so I look over and he is belting every song like he is in the show, like every song. And I'm mortified. I'm sitting there and I'm like, shut the fuck up.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
To the point where one of the flying monkeys in one of the numbers looks at us and hushes us. I have never been hushed.
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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Hushed by a flying monkey, which is not a CBS sitcom. The flying monkey's looking at you like, be more civilized, please.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
And I'm like, you have to shut up. And he's like, okay, sorry, sorry. It's like my favorite musical. I've seen it like 800 times. And I'm like, okay, well, I've never seen it, so shut the fuck up.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Probably so. Probably so. We went and saw Bring It On as well. And I don't remember that musical. It was so bad. It was just, I couldn't do it. But the same thing. And he was just like, you know, curtain call came out and he was like, Natalie!
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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
He's like, girl, you nailed it, girl. And Natalie's not even looking. It was awful. And that was it. And did you ever hear from this man again? No, I didn't. But, I mean, can I get a little dark? Oh, boy.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
I got, like, a memory on Facebook, and I was like, oh, yeah, that guy. And I clicked, and it was like, this is, like, an in-memoriam, like, account now. And I was like, oh, no. But I will say... Because I knew him, I have been changed for good. Wow. Fuck you.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
So it was a nice summer evening. This was probably about like almost, I want to say 10 years ago. Oh, wow. A child.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
No, I'll say like seven. I still am. So I went to the show, it was a show here in LA and I met this guy and the lighting was just good. And I was very inebriated and we were talking, we kind of hit it off. We started making out. And then we exchanged numbers. And he was living in New York. I was in L.A. So we were like, we're going to just do this bi-coastal, long-distance fantasy.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
And one day, if destiny allows us, we will meet up again, right? We started talking regularly on the phone. And this was kind of before FaceTime kind of took off. So we were just like talking and flirting and, you know, he started talking about, like, so when are you going to come to New York? And I'll make this, like, great weekend for us. And I'm like, okay, sure, yeah, let's make it happen.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
At the beginning, when I asked you about the risk-taking, I was like, would you do anything else other than swim with the sharks or whatever? And you said, no, absolutely not. We talked about skydiving. I'm just realizing what you do is so high-risk. So it's like that must fulfill some kind of rush in you.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I was walking down the street the other day and a girl had her earbuds in and she goes, oh my God, Sean Hayes. I go, yeah. She goes, you're really in New York. Just like you said you were on the podcast. I mean, I don't make it up.
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"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Yeah. Sasha, I speak on behalf of millions of people that are fans of yours, like I am, like huge fans, where we're constantly waiting for your next thing, because you're one of the few artists that combine art and politics and have been so successful in all of those improvisational types of whatever you call them, movies where you play these characters.
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"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Obviously, you can't tell us what it is you're working on, but could we expect another character to pop up in a movie soon? Are you excited about that type of thing to do that again? Because from the outside, I can't wait.
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"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I would love that too. I'm around. Just give a shout. If you need a place to crash when you're in trouble in New York again, my place is yours.
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"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I love you, Sasha, even though we don't know each other, I love you. You love me?
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"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I was going to say to him, nobody does. I mean, it sounds so cliche to say it, but it's true. Nobody does what he does. Nobody's ever done what he does.
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"Sacha Baron Cohen"
It's like a version of that in real life when he goes... But applying it to the real world. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Right, which is so... It's really cool. I never met him before. He just seems so...
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"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Yeah, he seems hyper-intelligent. He is. Oh, yeah, Cambridge, educated.
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"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Aren't you amazed at how fast I know my answers whenever you ask what I had or what I'm going to have?
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"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Where is it from? No, the second night. There's a place, a block away. I can't remember the name of it.
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"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Yeah, no. I can't remember. But it's a block away. It only takes a second to get. Yeah. It's so good. Wow. It's so good. It's one of the best in the city. You know what I'm going to have? What? Nothing.
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"Sacha Baron Cohen"
But Wednesday, that's what I'm saying. Wednesday, after Wednesday is over and you wrap your beautiful show, an amazing show that everybody's going to go ape shit about.
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"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Hey, how are you? Nice to see you. Nice to meet you, Sasha. I don't think I've ever met you.
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"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Do you do a lot of that stuff, Sascha? Like, do you thrill-seek? Are you a thrill-seeker?
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"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Well, probably yesterday. What do you mean by quickie? What do you mean by probably yesterday?
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Yeah.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Yeah. It's okay.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Thank you.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Sure.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.