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All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
It's a better... Hey, Judge, how's it going?
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
I'm doing fine. I'm going to be a father real soon. And I think I can have your help with some dad jokes. I'm going to tell you a joke and you tell me if it passes as a dad joke.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
All right. What do you call a giant pile of kittens? Give it to me. A meownton.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
Well done. That was really well done.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
and they've just gone crazy with it.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
We need to get merch.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
Let your winners ride. Rain Man, David Sasson.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
He's an object expert.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
You are still. Oh, come on.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
You have to. I'm so glad.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
People think you're a genius. Yes. Exactly.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
Oh, wow. Oh, that's great.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
Okay, we're going to see this kid.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
No, no, no. We love it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
That's good. That's good.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
It does? Here we go. This is a constant double cross from Wobby Wobby. Well, I don't know in person, though. Well, blow it up. It's just kind of shimmery.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
We didn't get to it. I was leaving for lunch. Oh. Oh, my God.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
He put out a sex tape called Screeched Saved by the Smell.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
Okay, okay, okay. All right. They have a bunch of collabs already. They have Motorola phone, they have Joybird, Libratone headphones, Pantone and all those brands.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
They have a million things. So, yeah, probably.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
Punching people in the dick. Could it improve your bowels?
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
You're flying this oil field equipment across Texas. Phil, I trust you. Land the bastard.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
So it's very interesting that you mentioned Paris Hilton. I don't know much about her. I'm always mentioning her.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
That is, I mean, I don't wear contacts because I can't touch my eye, I think. Oh, I'll heal you, man.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
Is that, and also it's like, aren't there, isn't the whole thing that's like, there aren't, are there nerves on your eyeball? Because that's how they do like LASIK, right? Yep.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
Yeah, I mean because they all operate on the same principle.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
You know, you just got to love you no matter what. Yeah, exactly.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
No, that's such like a healthy way to look at it because anyone that has a sister, I'm like, I want my sister to win always. And I think there's, you're right, there's like,
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
a natural also like aside from competitiveness you're also very protective of your sibling being like I want her to do the best but I also think it's very like healthy that you guys are able to have that because I'm not in the same industry as my sister like I can't imagine at some capacity you guys are intertwined and there is a slight competition in light moments that but that's kind of healthy that you guys are like we didn't feel it that much no no and like if anything where it was I mean I guess you could call it competitive it would be like if we like the same guy oh
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Oh yeah, let's talk about that. Yeah, that would happen every now and then.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
You guys had the same taste growing up? Similar, right?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
I would say, yeah, our tastes were very similar. Look at you guys adjusting now. You're like, I know, I know. Adjusting. Wait, stop. So you guys at one point would have a crush and how would you handle it? Well, neither of us would get that guy.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
We I'm upset. And did you guys ever, ever, ever hook up with the same person at any point in your lives? Like overlap of like years later, you met up with someone like same kiss or.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
It's like you're literally like one in that concept. Like when I talk about – because my sister is four years older than me and we've never dated the same guy. Yeah. But even you talk about it incessantly with each other, like when you start dating someone, obviously. So it's like I couldn't go to her if I knew that she liked the guy that I was dating.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
And it's different with a friend. Because with a family member, I would be like, Catherine, you need to get over it because I need to tell you everything. And she'd be like, OK, he was cute. But now I'm over it. OK, go tell me everything.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
I love that for you. Breaking up with someone is the worst feeling. The worst. It's sickening.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
It's actually sickening. But that's why like people, whenever I'm like, there's nothing better than having a sister. And I feel for my friends that are like, I never had a sister. I don't know what it's like. It's like, it's a friendship on steroids.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
You are literally going to kill for her. And it's different than a brother relationship.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
It's so fun hearing you guys talk about your dynamic together. And obviously so much of what you're writing also goes into like love and your life and your family. Yeah. But potential breakup song. I just have to ask the one question because I think it's like I saw TikTok. We're going to we have to make this TikTok.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
And it's someone being like, you guys remember when those two sisters walked into the studio and they really said this? It's to this day still such an anthem. What inspired that song?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
I need to pause you guys because the way you both just paused, I thought I was about to get like, yeah, no, sorry. You're like, it doesn't exist.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
It's literally like you two sitting on your bed together being like, genius, let's go.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Since there is no story behind it, tell me both of your most brutal breakups. We've got a lot of girlies that listen. How did you get through it? What was your most like brutal breakup and how you got through it? Obviously, like we're not naming names, but just like the concept. Like have either of you ever been cheated on? I mean.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
understandably people are like don't blame the girl blame the guy and it's like no no for sure but if you were almost closer with the girl than the guy that you were dating yes that's where it's like how do you recover from those moments and then it gives you like full trust issues because you're like how did I not know that and you could like hold my hand while I'm crying over this and little do I know I'm crying because of you oh yeah that's sick okay Ali go um okay I'm trying to think gosh worst um you haven't been cheated on have you
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Do you guys play the typical like older, younger sister roles, do you feel like? Or is there anything that you're like, I don't act like a younger sister and older sister in this way?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
But to any of the girls that are like, I feel like around New Year, a lot of people end relationships because I feel like everyone's like, oh, my gosh, like I want to start fresh. I want to kick this person to the curb or I want to like. Try something different. Like, do you have any advice when you look back at those relationships when people ended things with you as hard as it was in the moment?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Now, when you look back, like, give us some advice of how to get through those horrible blindsiding moments.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
And you're like, thank you, Dan. Thank you, Dan. Now let's hook up.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Yeah, totally. Okay, Daddy Gang needs some advice and I feel like all I'm getting from this entire episode is you guys are very wise and you've always been wise and you've always been like... We're like little Yodas. No, literally. Like, you guys... No, but actually... You guys have been like people would let you into the club because they're like Ali and AJ are going to keep it real.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
You guys didn't lose yourself to fame. You didn't. You guys have like seemingly very normal lives and you're still so successful and you're still in the spotlight. So we need your advice. OK.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
You want to end a friendship where you've been drifting apart. Do you have a breakup conversation with your friend or do you let it die out? I've done both.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Do you think those were more extreme moments? Like did something.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
It's like, you kind of have to gauge where you're at. If it's just like, you never really see each other anymore, but you have this weight over you, and they're not being that great to you, you can maybe let it simmer.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
I think that's what's like been so eye-opening as I've gotten older. Like – growing apart from friendships is so sad. And it's like horrible to look back at like some of my like high school friends that I'm not as close with anymore, whatever. Or just also like recognizing like we really grew up and we are different or like we live our lives differently. And that doesn't mean they're a bad person.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
and I think it's like sometimes yes sometimes those are harder than actual breakups with men sometimes where you're like shit that hurt but I think that's a good like bit of advice is like you can do both but I think don't actively seek out a conversation if the person's gonna be like wait what what are you talking about if something happens
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
absolutely address it yes but you can also like let something simmer if that's like the natural course of where it was going to go anyways yeah and it says a lot if both sides aren't really reaching out then it's like the natural course was for it to fizzle period that says everything in a way okay you find out you were accidentally the other woman do you reach out to her or do you stay out of it
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Oh, this is really interesting. Yeah. I think a paragraph to ever start something off. It's bad. You got to go in shorter and just begin the combo rather than hit it hard where someone's like, oh my God, I need to like read this tonight when I have time, like and sit down and actually think about this. But okay, so you guys would both say something.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
I kind of agree with that. Like I feel like if you were not, again,
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
clarifying you didn't even know you were the other woman if you were aware like then that's a complete different situation that's like on you but karma's on you yes but if you weren't aware i kind of agree because then even if she stays on her you don't even totally at least you had your moment to say like this moment happened and i said my piece and like i can live with that love this yeah
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Never. But I think what's interesting is like obviously you guys then like at a pretty young age got into the spotlight. So like you don't think that a kid would be shy that then gets into like this industry. When Disney entered the conversation, were your parents at all like this is like too much? Did they ever try to talk you guys out of it?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
If you knew one of your close friends was cheating on her husband, who you're also friends with, how do you handle that?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
I have known, not husband, but yeah, I've known that there's like shadiness going on. And you're close to both of them. Yeah.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
You know what's interesting is I'm not really that close with them anymore. So I don't know what happened. But I also think maybe that partially is because it was like bleeding into every part of their life. When you're lying that heavily in your life.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Like she was more distant because she was being so cagey. And then I was kind of like, I don't know. Oh, wow.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Like, bold. I agree. I think what's hard sometimes in friendship dynamics is, like, there's a lot of dynamics I feel like you start to feel as you get older and there's cheating involved. I have found... sometimes I'm not privy to all the information of these people's relationships. And a lot of times I'm like, Oh, you kind of knew that. Sure. Like I didn't get the whole side. Yeah.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
So I'm like, if I'm super close, if it was my best friend and I'm fine, I'm hearing something, I'm telling her obviously and be like, I love you so much and I support you. I just need to tell you, I know this. And then I'm here, whatever you want to do. Cause I think it's half the time, the judgment that people feel when someone brings that information, they get so anxious.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Like I have to leave him now or I have to leave her now. And it's like, I don't know. Sometimes I feel like I come off as judgy when you tell them. So I also think your delivery has to be like, I love you. And I know this is so hard. But I saw so-and-so at this restaurant.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
But I'm here for you if you want to talk. And like, whatever you do, I love you.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Yeah. OK. You accidentally send a screenshot of the conversation to the person you were gossiping about. How do you play it off? Have you guys never done that? No. Oh my God, I have. Have you done it multiple times or just once? In college, I was talking shit about the guy that I was seeing and I was like texting my friend and I was sunbathing. I was at Boston University.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
I remember exactly where I was laying. I was in my little bikini and it was so bright out and I was holding my phone up texting and I was talking to this hockey player. Couldn't see. He was so dumb and I was just like so over it. And you texted it to him. I screenshotted it
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
send it to him being like hockey player wants me to go on his boat later like I'm gonna have to have like a couple drinks and it went to him and then what he what was his response was he like um now you can unset so we're in a good era so now we're fine so now we're good
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
and then guys i literally responded i'm pretty sure like first i called my mom screaming like i you guys i am under the sun i realized i do it i'm pretty sure he responded like lol at first which is like actually yeah that's kind of he was like oh that's funny how dumb this is a funny joke right yeah it shows how you're like yeah i'm like you're like i am hilarious yes no and then i was like lol i'm just kidding like i just can't decide if i want to come like what are you thinking good job you guys
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
You did start the conversation saying he wasn't smart. Completely. Also, why did I go? I don't know. I was bored. You know what I mean?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Also, I think it was an ego thing where I was like, I have to see this man to make sure that he actually forgave me. This is insane that he doesn't recognize that I was completely shit-talking him.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Wait, because you're just like, you're going to do some like clumsy shit where you're like, how did I get in this situation?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
and she'll be like oh thank you totally thank you yeah that is kind of like younger sister energy though like the correction officer I call my sister and I'm like are you okay and she's like what and I'm like why are you sending that to the family group chat you we were just texting and she's like oh my gosh I don't know like yeah I'm kind of funny I'm always yeah that that that does track as younger sister and it is it is it's like we we know everything like stay exactly um okay do you guys ever go on double dates oh yeah
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Let's talk about Steven and Josh. Steven and Josh. So serious. Allie, you met your husband when you were in your early 20s. Yeah. What made him stand out to you?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Oh, my God. Wait, your first gig was filled with future. Yeah, that was kind of the biggest flex ever. Wait, what? That's funny. Yeah.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
When you guys like I obviously was thinking before I like sat down with you, I'm like when you look back at that era, you think about like you think about you guys, you think about Demi, you think about Miley, you think about Selena, you think about the Jonas Brothers, like
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
We, for a man to say that he made you a woman, I will kill you. I know, I know, I know.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
whatever like who cares I lost my virginity to you it's like not that big of a deal and he like so sentimental he like had it in his diary that he was like wow I'm excited about this how did you end a relationship with him because that's hard like to be like someone that's clearly he was more into it than you yeah you called it a kept relationship yes I know I know I mean you did end it and then remember he like convinced you to stay in it stay in it so I like I we had broken up and then we got back together and then I'm on this movie like hanging out you know shooting in Sequoia National Park
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
so strong it was brutal it was not i do not recommend doing that i recommend just bailing out of the movie and not doing the movie true but also that's like your career where you're like yeah like do i do it that's tough yeah we that's also like ladies listening i have been in that situation before when you try to break up with someone anyone whatever they don't let you go okay literally won't let you and they won't let you
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
When you were in the era that you were in, because it shaped so much of our childhood, I feel like, did you guys realize it was that iconic in the moment or did it literally just feel like work? I think once Calabelle's hit, we knew.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
And again, back to what we were saying with sisters. It's like you're so protective and you have to look for her blind spots.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
That's how I am with my sister. Like she's dating right now. And I'm like, no, what is going on? And what? Like because I'm just like I want the best for her. So naturally it is your job almost to be like, I don't like you until you prove that I should like you.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
But I do think that's really relatable. Like I've talked about this with my siblings, especially like around the holiday season, you get to spend more time with your family. And it is kind of like sad when you start to get older and adult and do all the things that adults should be doing and your core family starts to expand. And it's like now you're creating your own family.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
and it's so sad but exciting but I relate to that a lot of like as we are all growing older you're like wait I want to hold on to my siblings and what we had in our core don't grow up and don't leave me but really it's more just like there's now more memories and there's more fun and there's more people yes it adds to it you mourn that a bit nothing dies no but I get why you would freak out because like I'm the same way you're going to
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
But meeting you guys in person was so fun to be like, oh, my God, you guys are like normal girls and we're all just hanging out. So I'm so happy we're finally doing the same. Same. So happy to be here. So happy to be here. OK, if you guys are not like touring, if you're not working, if you don't have all the chaos of your life, what is your most fun thing that you guys usually like to do together?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Stephen handled it so well. He was like, okay, Mark. Stephen's like, Mark, I am going to meet your dad and we're going to hit it off over here. Stare at the open casket.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
You're like, whoa. The more and more they get older, dads, you have to smile. My dad has been saying some crazy, love you dad, some crazy shit lately. I'm like, huh?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
You're all insane. Yeah. Okay, AJ, you have a boyfriend.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
What was your first impression? How did you meet him? When did you meet him?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
When they started dating, were you protective or no?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Oh, me too. I'm like, you're a fucking loser. You don't deserve my sister. My sister's like, Alex, I've gone on two dates with this man and you just ran into him on the street in New York. This wasn't even a planned meeting. I'm like, what? Back off.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
He's like, what? Okay. I'm like, yeah, that's a nightmare to have me. Your parents are divorced, right? Yeah. How do you guys think their divorce informed how you approached your romantic relationships in your adult lives?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
no that kind of stuff like I know can like you're right affects people in different ways literally down to like logistically where you were at in the middle of your parents getting divorced can play such a role and like how it genuinely affected you because you got to be essentially removed correct yeah do you good point did you notice anything with like how that affected when you started to like engage in romantic relationships there was infidelity with what happened we're actually like super close with both parents and I was able to
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
what is up daddy gang it is your founding father alex cooper with call her daddy ali and aj welcome to call her daddy thank you you guys the last time we saw each other was we were hanging out backstage at my tour and you were the loveliest people and i always have these moments because i'm like i watched you guys growing up obviously i love you guys your music all of it
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
That's such an interesting dynamic because I could be sitting here with someone that had their parents get divorced when they were like six and it fucked them up. It is interesting hearing you guys talk about because I know this is a very, very, very relatable topic, which like I have a friend that has a similar situation to you guys with your parents when you are that age and you're.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
very deep and about to begin to explore your romantic adult relationships to have a foundation that was like pretty, it seems like pretty solid for your whole. Well, people would be shocked, you know, to find out, to find out like, wait, what the family there, they broke up. So your reality was so like disrupted. I can imagine that. Yes.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Like then you're like, we, if I can't trust like my dad, then I can't trust any of these men. When really, again, it's like, They're doing this for the first time, too. And that's their relationship or whatever. But it affects you. It does.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Oh, my God. A Hilary Duff concert. Like, take me back. Oh, my God. Because I was going to ask, like, how your life changed with Fill the Future. Because I feel like that was a very, very, very big moment. And I feel like some shows popped, some shows didn't. That one, I, like, feel like I watched every freaking episode.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
every you know two and a half weeks instead we're gonna pride ourselves being the parents that were really there for the two kids in the industry but then it's like but then your guys is like at what cost a part which then affects us right i that's interesting i saw someone recently talking about um when people just become their identity as being a mother or a father it's like you can't just be one thing like what's your identity to your
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
what's your identity to your partner and that's how you lose yourself if you're just one I wonder like obviously how old is your child he's he'll be eight months I mean I guess when he's when we when this is out like oh my god you know almost almost oh my god yeah how has like
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
that concept of like recognizing still needing to pour because you're in the thick of it right now like you've got basically a newborn how have you tried to like work with your partner to make sure you guys are good even in the excitement of having like a new child and that's all you want to talk about
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
not just all about the kid you know no your son is so adorable like when he was at tour i was literally like this is the most calm baby i literally walk into your dressing room he's here yeah you can say i see him after yeah yeah yeah he's in a little he's not in a matching we couldn't get miniature but oh yeah yeah but you would have tried you would have tried yeah you know i'm obsessed oh my god we can't get that turned around they're like please calm down you're like okay fine um okay before we're gonna go through now i want to do new music and we're gonna play one last game because i think it's fun because sister dynamic
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Okay, ready? Who is the more bougie one between the two of you? Who likes the nicer stuff?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
I was going to say, what is the luxury thing you can't live without? The spa. The spa.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
So, like, I will take all the compliments. No. Oh, my God, you guys, I had, like, full Accutane when I was younger. Oh, wow. Really? But it was just, like, very hormonal, and then, like, I got over it. And then it was gone.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
And now, like... Here we are. Glowing. Facials. Okay. Who is more likely to take a secret to the grave?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Probably AJ. AJ. Yeah. You just smiled so big, AJ.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Who is more likely to pick a fight between the two of you?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
I feel like then you, that's probably true. Yeah. AJ's maybe a little more fiery. I love if you had to say, what is your biggest pet peeve about each other?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
yeah Ali I don't even remember the last time you said I'm sorry yeah yeah I'm not good at saying she does not apologize yeah that's okay no you said but you're you said you're usually lightly starting it and then you're ending it yes yeah love that for you I'm a closer um you guys your new music okay we're here let's talk about it you have a new album coming out and a single the single is coming out on January 10th love what is it called what it feels like we were supposed to do that at the same time but it's all right
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Yeah, let's do it again. Ready? Okay. What is it called? What it feels like. Wait. And five, six, seven, eight.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Okay, talk to me about this album. What is the inspiration behind the music?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
We, oh my God. We, okay. So how long was the writing process of this album?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Is this the unwell water? No, that's water. That's real water. This is the unwell drink. Yeah, you can try it. Okay, I'm trying it.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
this is very specifically about like the very last time we saw him and not knowing of course it would be the last time but I feel like that's such a powerful message because everyone has experienced grief so they'll be able to like transport themselves probably when they're like the last time they saw whoever it was to them that they lost and they what is your favorite honestly it's kind of a tie between two and I think it's because it has to do with my son and then the fact that I was leaving
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
It's yummy. It's basically like a better, ideally version of like Pedialyte and Gatorade.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
watch you perform a song about him live and listen to it and have it forever like that's such a beautiful gift I mean that is the power of songwriting yeah it really is I think the other thing about specifically songwriting and it's funny because I'm learning constantly about music we've
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
it's not sweet it's not oh my god i did so many you don't have to tone it down with water like gatorade the mango is my oh in college when i would play soccer i would have to literally dilute it and i would do like half gatorade half water yeah my favorite currently is the mango that you're currently holding and this one is what orange hibiscus oh that is good it's good right i think i think the mango is maybe the mango is the best my favorite it's my favorite currently
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Right now that song is like shows your growth because now your house is a home and now you're so happy.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
And you're also like, is the music good or no? Like, what does that have to do with how old I am? And it's like, how many times do you think they've said that to a man? Probably never. I'm not trying to break a what? I know.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
So it was though a blessing that you guys did it on your own and you don't want to work with someone that doesn't want to like, doesn't want you in the way you are exactly at right now. Cause clearly you guys said you have other records that you never put out. This feels right to you. So go with what feels right.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
But I think that's like the best part about you guys. Like I have to say –
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
growing up and listening to you guys you have such incredible voices but hearing you perform live at my tour I remember like pinching my best friend Lauren being like their voices are so beautiful like literally you guys have like such incredible voices and what I appreciate about you guys and about this album is actually more like that it is real
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
it is obvious when people have not written their music and when they're told to wear the certain thing and look the certain way, just kind of like you guys are describing, you would go into meetings and you feel people trying to shift and mold you into something that you're not.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
And I think if people are looking for something in their life, music wise, that's actually going to connect them to the real shit that they're going through. This is more of the album. I think like people right now are more interested in than maybe otherwise.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Yeah, it's great. OK, so back to because I was thank you so much because I was thinking about you guys and like now that I'm like a businesswoman and obviously like you guys can share what you want. But I was thinking about you guys and I'm like, you were so young and you guys looked like you were at the top of the world.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
yeah it wasn't really going on I think it's so exciting to see you guys like back at it and I think it also is such a testament to like your ability to be critical of yourselves to be like we didn't put out certain albums because it didn't feel right and we weren't ourselves and so the fact that like this is all you this was done at a very incredible vulnerable emotional time in both of your lives like I think that the world is going to be so so so excited to hear and they're going to love it so I'm so excited for you guys
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
You are so lovely as human beings. I know we haven't spent that much time together, but I feel like I now know you guys enough to be like, you guys are real ones. So thank you so much for taking the time during the holidays and coming and sitting down with me. You guys are the best. Happy New Year.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
I'm coming in. I'm going to put it on. Love you guys. Love you too.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
But like when you look back financially, did you feel like as kids you were compensated correctly? I don't know if that's like a fair thing to say. Interesting.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
That could go into their college fund. Like, and how did you guys handle it with your parents? Cause obviously I remember we were standing in the hallway of my tour and I looked at you guys and I was like, how did you guys just stay so normal? And you guys are like so lovely. I feel like you guys are like my girlfriends from back home and the unfortunate side of the industry.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
so many of these kids whether it was like the parents were abusing the power and taking money the parents were forcing the kids we saw it all the time the parents didn't help the kids so they were just kind of by themselves on set like they're just like dropped off and left with the teacher right yeah what attributed to you guys staying so grounded throughout this whole process well i can tell you we weren't the boss of our household that's for sure like just because we were working did not put us at the top like we were the kids yeah um and then second like our parents were very
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Yes. And like to give the parental opportunity to people that weren't the actual parents.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
They are just looking at these kids like they're cash cows and really your own parent hopefully would be the one to be like, no, no, no. I need to have some guidelines for my kids. Right. Is it true that you were going to possibly be Hannah Montana?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
I mean, obviously like that was meant to be for Miley. Yeah, totally. But that's so interesting how like those pivotal moments obviously like everyone was kind of up for certain roles that like it would have looked so different with you guys in that position versus her obviously. Okay is it true AJ that you had your first kiss with Joe Jonas?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
That's so cute. And did you guys like date for a long time? We dated for a while.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Yeah. I feel like I was so curious, like all of you guys were on such like different shows, but like this was kind of your high school experience.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
So like how did you guys all hang out and like meet on different shows? Like what was the social dynamic like?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
No, no, that's an amazing answer. Okay, did you secretly date your Phil of the Future co-star for six years? No.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
That's funny. Is this like a thing online? Wait, rumors online that you secretly dated Phil of the Future co-star for six years.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Years and years later. OK. Obviously, we know Disney was like very strict now that like everyone kind of like knows the deal. Were you able to experiment at all like normal teenagers like have your first drink and like go to parties at all or no?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Everyone knows you guys as Ally and AJ, right? Like everyone, it's Ally and AJ. It's Ally and AJ. Have you guys ever resented that package deal concept?
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
Like when you guys were growing up at all, obviously taking different projects. And if like one was having more success than the other at a time, like how did you guys handle that as sisters? Because I have a sister and I don't care what we're doing. Like we were competitive. Competitive.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
20. Wait, how far now? Now I'm like an hour and a half. What? Yeah. What happened? Well, I had a kid.
Call Her Daddy
Aly & AJ: Disney & Dating Disasters
And like we are always supportive of each other but I do feel like naturally there can be moments where it's like oh like you're getting the better parts or you're getting the better roles or like did you ever have moments where you had to like sit down and be like let's talk this out.
Call Her Daddy
Hunter Schafer: Polyamory, Cheating & Fame (FBF)
And I don't think – Just, like, a little risque.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
Well, thank you for having me. I'll phone to Zoe and see if we can arrange something in the future.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
Yeah, that'd be fun. Thank you for having me.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
Thank you, Conan. Thank you, Sona. Bye-bye. Bye.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
Compared to the rest of the world, it's kind of meh, but it's it's all right here.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
Yeah, but I don't want to let it get to my head. So I want to keep myself grounded and keep myself humble.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
Yeah, I did it for, I think, five years. Uh-huh. Yeah, I was pretty good. I was playing. I was also playing here in Amsterdam. So I was having a good time with a lot of traveling. It was still when I was still in college. So that was kind of rough, like comparing doing the studying stuff next to the basketball and combining that. But it was a good time.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
So I'm not that tall. Again, I mean, Lucas, we have a lot of... No, but compared to other basketball players on the court... Compared to, yeah, guess what?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
Yeah, so she also plays basketball. She still plays basketball pro basketball.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
Yeah. It's pretty cool. I met her through her brother. I used to play with her brother on the team I used to play on.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
Not that often. Sometimes when she needs a sparring buddy on practice, I go over there and we can play some basketball.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll try to make her life a little bit tough. Yeah.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
No, I'm still currently playing. So I quit pro basketball. And then I had two years of, well, not playing. And I just started playing again this season. So, yeah, I'm still, but on a lower level. So I'm kind of relaxing.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
Yeah, yeah, she knows who he is. She likes him. Okay, hey.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
Yeah, sure. So we were on the topic of basketball and you were saying like those interesting phrases with like driving through the hole and that kind of stuff. So I'm in a team with a lot of introverts and I think... And I'm also kind of introverted, but when I'm on the court, I can get more vocal. But I think you could help me and maybe my team through me be more of a trash-talking team.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
Okay. So I live in Amsterdam with my girlfriend and my two cats. I currently work as an IT consultant and I play basketball.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
I was about I was about to ask, did that trash talk open up anything like in the game for you?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
Well, maybe. I mean, this is not a good way to start this story, but I've completely given up on gaining weight, even though I think I still should gain some weight, just to throw people around a bit more.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
I don't say I'm super skinny, but yeah, I'm more on the leaner side.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
I think I'm about... 85 kilos or now or something?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
Nowadays, it's more of a hobby. I used to play professional a while back when I was still studying. but I could not combine work and professional basketball.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Drainin’ Treys and Drivin' Holes
basketball season so I didn't play for two years and I went to the gym more often and I gained more weight and more muscle but once I started playing again I basically didn't go anymore and how does Zoe feel about this is Zoe content with Lucas right now Lucas who yeah yeah she is she's not complaining right no she's not saying you're not man enough I want more muscle mass no not that I'm aware of no
Danny Jones Podcast
#286 - The Most Disturbing UFO Tech has ESCAPED the US Military | Dr. Steven Greer
Right.
Danny Jones Podcast
#286 - The Most Disturbing UFO Tech has ESCAPED the US Military | Dr. Steven Greer
What's the difference? I'm just making a joke.
Danny Jones Podcast
#286 - The Most Disturbing UFO Tech has ESCAPED the US Military | Dr. Steven Greer
It's weird. It's very unusual. What the hell?
Danny Jones Podcast
#286 - The Most Disturbing UFO Tech has ESCAPED the US Military | Dr. Steven Greer
So this is where it gets confusing for people.
Danny Jones Podcast
#286 - The Most Disturbing UFO Tech has ESCAPED the US Military | Dr. Steven Greer
This thing right here? This whole thing.
Danny Jones Podcast
#286 - The Most Disturbing UFO Tech has ESCAPED the US Military | Dr. Steven Greer
Yeah, who were those guys again? Were those the Ohio guys, the Ohio Senator?
Danny Jones Podcast
#286 - The Most Disturbing UFO Tech has ESCAPED the US Military | Dr. Steven Greer
Mike Turner.
Danny Jones Podcast
#286 - The Most Disturbing UFO Tech has ESCAPED the US Military | Dr. Steven Greer
What did he see? What is his connection to this stuff?
Danny Jones Podcast
#286 - The Most Disturbing UFO Tech has ESCAPED the US Military | Dr. Steven Greer
100%.
Danny Jones Podcast
#286 - The Most Disturbing UFO Tech has ESCAPED the US Military | Dr. Steven Greer
Yeah.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
And, you know, every place we went to was decorated with like happy birthday stuff.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
I just have a very big fear of cliffs because I've just seen so many people slip. My biggest fear is slip, hit a rock, and then you guys aren't going to find me if I just keep going underwater. That's a huge fear. That's something different than a manta ray. I can do that. I can fight off a shark. But slipping and hitting my head on a rock is like, that I couldn't get out of my head.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
And I was like, yeah, I'll get in, but I'm drawing the line at.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
I have used to be in my wedding contract when I would fly to do weddings. It would be in my contract that you cannot book me on spirit.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
I just watched Interstellar on the way home, and my mind's like, What is that?
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
It's like an older movie, but it's with Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway. You'll have to watch it, but it has to do with like, it just has to do with like, it's more like space and stuff, but like aircrafts.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
I heard, though, that, like, around there, it's, like, it's... it's busier than like the busiest day and like LaGuardia or something like that.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
If it landed upside down and they were still in their seat, they could have been trapped.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
No, they have like 40. Oh, no? Okay. There's like over half they found.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
I don't think I'm an influencer anymore. I used to be. ASMR videos tell me yes. What did I? I used to be like a goober, like a beauty goober. Like, I feel like I don't do that anymore.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
But I wouldn't also say she's an influencer. That's what those are.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
Isn't that a thing that like if you go to a website and they see you looked like they will double it because you didn't book then?
Farm4Profit Podcast
Inside the Farm Plan: Corey Talks Growing Season Strategies w/ AgXplore
All in the first year. All in the first year.
Farm4Profit Podcast
Inside the Farm Plan: Corey Talks Growing Season Strategies w/ AgXplore
Oh, yeah. Get out of the checklist.
Farm4Profit Podcast
Inside the Farm Plan: Corey Talks Growing Season Strategies w/ AgXplore
Hemophobic?
Farm4Profit Podcast
Inside the Farm Plan: Corey Talks Growing Season Strategies w/ AgXplore
I was going to ask you. Are you wanting to know? Are you trying to ask him? Not at all. I can't imagine somebody sitting there like, wow, this guy knows a lot. I don't know.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Martin Short
Well, that was, I'm not, see, clip, clip, yeah, clip. I can censor.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
No.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
I love that.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Right.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Yep.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Yeah.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Right.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
We were one of the best baseball teams. Are you serious? Oh man, that hurts my feelings.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
People, like, take their phone into the bathroom because you can't be bored for two minutes. I know.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
What did people do 15 years ago before phones?
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Did you read a magazine on the toilet? Exactly.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
It's actually a good point. I've never thought of that.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Oh. Just think about it. Now I'm not going to be able to unsee that, by the way.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
That's a good watch out.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
That's the real piece of advice that you're going to get from this episode.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
It's only hockey.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
It was.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
I could never deprive myself of that.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
That's the internet though.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
You get the most likes for doing that so people just keep doing it.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
All that?
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
But you're in L.A. They just won the World Series. Yes, I know.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
No, no, no. You know what?
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
You and me are cut from the same cloth.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
I've had like five today and I know they told me not to take so many because I've taken so many already.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Yes. I go broke when I go there, by the way. That's the most absurd thing.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Oh, that's hilarious.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Bonkers?
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Yeah, you got raped. I'm just like, this is absurd. It's beyond.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Because no one says to me. I say it all the time. Everyone goes there.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Best business in the world.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Oh, good for them.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Yeah.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Erewhon hot takes. Yeah. We could do it.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Gold-laced strawberries.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Best strawberries of your life.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
We have some great takeaways, some good hot takes, some good tactics.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Exactly.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
You should put that as your six.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Basically, you're saying I remind you of your mom.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Yeah.
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
How to Make Bold Moves without Being Creepy: A Top Coach for Women Tells All! (with Evan Marc Katz)
Yeah.
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
How to Make Bold Moves without Being Creepy: A Top Coach for Women Tells All! (with Evan Marc Katz)
Yeah.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Do It Anyway w/Tasha Cobbs Leonard
Thank you. Thank you so much. And keep rocking your hair. Keep rocking your hair. Seriously. You too. Those curls are popping. Thank you.
Killer Minds: Inside the Minds of Serial Killers & Murderers
MURDEROUS MINDS: Oscar Pistorius Pt. 1
It's ridiculous when I get death threats about him wanting to go and blow my husband's head off. And then I get accused of having a split personality and maybe you're doing it and you don't realize it. That's ridiculous.
Killer Minds: Inside the Minds of Serial Killers & Murderers
MURDEROUS MINDS: Oscar Pistorius Pt. 1
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Killer Minds: Inside the Minds of Serial Killers & Murderers
MURDEROUS MINDS: Oscar Pistorius Pt. 1
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
They were just following orders.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
I don't know.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Nah, that's just good old fun right there.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Do I have old copy?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Eight boards? Huh? Eight boards?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
That's what I'm talking about. I'm thinking the Pacers.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Watch them both get dominated.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Nothing crazy. Yo.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
No, he didn't go to jail.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah, he went to Russia.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Why not, dude? No chance.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Always. Gotta praise the Lord.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Praise the Lord all the time. And then a rosary in the choir. Nice.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
If you don't want to fucking talk to me, don't worry about it, right? How you doing, man? Where you living at? I'm from California. It's gay out here, so. Yeah, true.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
I got fucked up by a fucking mosquito. Damn, this shit's fucking me up because it's mirrored. I was fucked up by a mosquito. Damn, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
What the fuck? Yeah, I got fucking raped, bro. Shit sucks.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Uh, gun laws, uh, our fucking government sucks. Can't do shit. Government seems to suck all over the world.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
No one really knows about us.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Uh, it's like, I would say, like Santa Maria. Have you ever heard of them?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
No, that's north. That's north. Central California is just the central part. It's the whole. It's just San Luis Obispo.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
I'm perfectly in between LA and SF.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Like two, three hours. Oh, all right. Or it depends on traffic.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
No, Inland Empire is just east of L.A. Oh, okay. And that's like where the crackheads, the meth, all that shit is.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
The vatos. Sick. The lads, we got a lot of lads in the Central. Nice. We love the lads. All my friends are lads.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
I'm the only honky in the fucking shit. So what do you do? What do you do?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
He's been muted. He muted himself.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
I don't know how to fix it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Me and my fucking fiance.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
way longer than you think it took like an hour and a half is that an led strip are you guys like uplighting that whole situation no dude we're poor it's an led strip for sure that's nice man it's cool yeah i guess thank you though so what are you doing bro what's your deal dude i'm i'm being a bum today i called out of work and i'm just sitting at home doing nothing yeah good for you man yes you just took today you said look i've had enough of this i'm taking the day off
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah, my job's kind of bullshit. I sit around and do nothing. So I was like, you don't really need me there. Nothing's going to change if I don't come in. So they don't care. They're like, whatever. Take your day off. That's so sick. What do you do in your free time when you get freed from, you know? Fuck, dude. Me and my fiance are nerds.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
So, like, we just sit at home and fucking watch TV and play video games, to be honest, and, like, smoke weed. That's about it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
It's kind of awesome. He's gaming on Baldur's Gate 3 right now. Bruh, it's great. And I've been playing a lot of Kingdom Come 2. That game's pretty good. Dude, haven't you been playing that?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
True, that too.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah, I won't nerd out, but yes, absolutely.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
You had to learn how to read.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
You can be a jester, bro, or something cool.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
I'd be Scuba Steve.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
No more video.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
What the hell?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
What do you think you're looking at? Come on.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
She plays with you?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Aldrin T3 is fucking horny as hell. What is it?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Turned her out? Like, slightly. Her dad would play, like, Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies, and she's like, what is this? So not really, but definitely now that we're together, a lot more. That's what happened. I think I put the bug in her.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah, babe went to work today. Sick.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
I'm pretty good. I think I only call out like three or four times a year. So when I said it, she's like, really? She looks at me like puzzled. So yeah. She doesn't care. She'd be like, my dick hurts.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Nice setups. Thank you so much. I appreciate you guys letting me on, dude. This is badass talking to you. Can I ask you a question? Appreciate you. Of course, Matt. You can always ask me a question.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Let's see. I don't know, maybe like an hour and a half?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
There's a lady.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah, I've been trying to be. You guys are freaking awesome.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
I am doing routes for my lab. I make dentures.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
No, dentures.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Somebody called in with a tooth that fell out of their upper denture.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Oh, you're going to go check some out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
So I had to pick it up. Well, I already did. Now I'm dropping it off.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah, here, hold on.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
He just went nuts. We get a lot of them where the dogs get a hold of them.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah, they love the smell of nasty mouth.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
We go to the dentist's office.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
No, we make a matrix out of putty and we just kind of put it back in place and it's just acrylic.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
We put a hole into the back of the tooth, and the acrylic flows into it, so it holds it pretty good. Oh, just his tooth fell out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Oh, they're expensive as hell. Really? Probably like a range between like $1,500. Okay, for the whole set?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
No, there's more than that. I don't know. My mom is so mad that I don't know this.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Me and my mom run the business together.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
She's the expert.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Just, she's, she's just been in the venture business for about like 28 years. That's sick. Learned. Yeah. She never went to school for any of it. She just, uh, learned it, learned it. Now she's trying to teach me and I'm a pothead that doesn't know how to learn.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Well, this only took like about an hour, so he's probably just chilling somewhere waiting to eat.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah. We're not allowed to work with the public because it's technically illegal. So we have to go through like a referral with the dentist.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Thank you guys for picking me.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
It was awesome to talk to you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
There's a guy playing Oblivion. Do you want to talk to the guy who's having fertility issues? Yes, please.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Let's go fertility issues.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
All right, boys.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
What up? We got to hold it, man. What up? Hold it for a second.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
I don't think none of you two are dads, though.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Hold what? That's why you got to hold it, brother.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Oh, hold the question? Yeah. Oh, I got to hold the question. I got to wait, you mean.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah, man, this is Europe. I mean, I love you, bro, but the whole sort of getting it down, dark room, smoking indoors isn't the vibe in Europe. We got sun, we got bare feet on the fucking... This is fine. Girl's about to come home. She's going to cook dinner. Life is great in Europe, boys.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Netherlands, man. Rotterdam. The other big city near Amsterdam.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah, I wanted to chop it up. What's the lady going to make for dinner?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah. No, I know. Yeah. I see it. They're fired up. But it does help when the pastor is getting snizzed. Yeah. I don't know how I got us off track like that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Could be anything, honestly. I don't get involved in that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Just trust what comes to the table. Exactly, yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Probably some weird fish.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Some weird fish? What happened?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
What did he do? He asked me what I was going to have for dinner, and he said I was going to have some weird fish.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Where is he from?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Rotterdam in the Netherlands, bro. It's some good European sunny vibes up in here. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah, yeah. I wanted to ask a question. Sure. Today, I've been...
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
my girlfriend and i we've been trying to get kids uh hasn't been the easiest so we've been doing ivf i don't know if any of you are familiar um yeah so the thing now is that um like this is europe so socialized healthcare so you just get a doctor assigned to you basically and you go through the whole thing but i gotta be honest my girl's aging a bit so we gotta go private now we gotta
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
like pay a lot of money for it to get it done. Bro, what is it like to be a dad? And what is like, how do I deal with the fear of baby not becoming a dad, but still like marrying the girl, like the love of my life? Like, how do you, how do you balance those things? It's a serious question, but I just wanted to ask it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
It's worth the money. Bro, is it? Is it worth the money?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
But then you go to... She isn't home yet.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah, keep an eye on that door.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
It's not that much, actually. We're thinking of going to Spain. It's like probably like 7, 8K-ish. But that's like one treatment, and you can have up to three treatments. Like Andrew Schultz talked about it in his special. It was 30K for him, which is probably what it will cost in the end.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
My question is – well, the process is like what they do is they basically – it kind of sucks in a way. They pump your babe full of hormones so they get like uber pregnant or they get like uber ready for pregnancy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
bro so they they basically and then they go in with like i mean i don't want to get too descriptive because there's there might be some kids in there i don't know uh but like the not yet but what they do is they basically um they then suck out the eggs and then they then i have to like go into a room and i mean you don't want to look at porn, but you sort of do because you got to wag one out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
And then basically you, they put one and two together and then you get a kid out of it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah. And then they put that back basically. That's so that's the whole thing. So they, so they make a bunch of embryos, bunch of kids, and then they put them back one, one by one. Usually.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Bro, we've had four miscarriages, man. Oh, right, right, right. I'm sorry to hear that. Actually, we had our last one Saturday. So that's the reason we're now, like, I've been phoning clinics all day. But, like, since they're based abroad, like, for me, they're abroad. So it's like phoning a bunch of Spanish ladies. Not all of them can talk English. So it's been difficult. We don't get taught.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah, exactly. I thought so. We don't get taught Spanish in school. So it's terrible.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
So I know that my childhood sucked. So I want to have a good childhood for this kid. So I'll make sure of that. But like the whole process, like the pain, like the hormones, everything. Like I was wondering if it was overhyped. Could be that you could be honest and say, well, this kind of sucks.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
You've got to use your fantasy. You have a fantasy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
What did they smell like? What did they smell like?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
And that, and that's the thing I'm looking for. Like, uh, like shout out the mayor, but she's probably going to make some weird fish. Uh, but I, I think I like truth be told, like, I don't, I like, she would be the greatest mom ever. Like, so the, all everything, everything is perfect, but it's just the, the process of getting a kid.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Like, if it would be as simple as it normally is, it would be great anyway. Yeah, that's such a minor... That story that you told me, that's the thing that's worth a million. That's worth more than 30 grand. That's worth a million if you can pay it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
It's loving torture. No, it's torture.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Chinese water torture. Death by a thousand paper cuts is what you mean.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Bro, I've two cats. I've two cats. I sort of know what that feeling's like. The only problem is they don't talk back and they scratch really hard. I hope kids don't do that, but we'll find out. I don't want to take any more of your time because there's probably other bros that want to come off it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Exactly. Some laboratory shit and we'll get it done. Shove the money over to the Spanish people.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Honestly, honestly, I would almost, I was about to shout out the fertility clinic because the, some of the doctors they have are way too fine. And I haven't told my, my, my bisexual girlfriend yet because they're way too great, but whatever. I'll leave it at that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Amazon flowers?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
I do need the science to work effectively. I don't know if I'm going to do it that way, though.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Yeah, best of luck, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Thank you, bro.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Have a good one.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
The tariffs on the babes.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
Oh, so you had no contact when you played it?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 561 - Beautiful Things
I just know definitely not water. I kind of thought fire. Why aren't we fire?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 561 - Beautiful Things
I know if we said we had Earth, you guys would come and take it. That's why I was being quiet about it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 561 - Beautiful Things
I also gooped. Goopless. I wasn't going to fall asleep early enough without gooping.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 561 - Beautiful Things
I had to put my dog in his kennel, throw a blanket over him. He can't see me. It would devastate me.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 561 - Beautiful Things
She'll hear the door. I was telling Lamar this the other day.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 561 - Beautiful Things
You didn't want to make any love. It's that time of the month.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 561 - Beautiful Things
I saw it coming. I was like five or six. I didn't have time. I had to get back. Yeah, I had to get back to my Power Rangers and my Beast Wars. So you would just not wipe your ass? I would just get right up. I learned my lesson quickly. It only takes a short amount of not wipes until, one, your underwear are devastated. Holy shit. You must have had full dumps in there.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 561 - Beautiful Things
Yes I went like a full A full like Maybe a year Damn But it Yeah maybe Maybe It must have been free though That must have been nice Just like popping up Being like suckers I was still like You know I learned I was doing it myself That's big Once you start doing that Yeah
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 561 - Beautiful Things
Yeah. You're good to go. kind of getting clowned though everyone's saying this is not it what do you mean it's just super corny it's it's yeah if chain file i'll look for it convincing yourself you're living the american
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 561 - Beautiful Things
There was... I just typed it in. What about Espresso? I Had Some Help by Morgan Wallen. Had Some Help was a big one. Oh, yeah, that was a huge one. Hot to Go, Chapel Roan was a big one. That was last summer. These are all great summer answers. Million Dollar Baby by Tommy Richmond. Yeah, that was a big one. That was one you couldn't escape either. Shaboos. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 561 - Beautiful Things
Oh, and I found out the guy who sings that song in the backyard is Brendan Abernathy, an indie musician.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 558 - Ay Caramba
That reset us. But we untucked them. It made it a little more free. You guys always kept the polo tucked. It's a whole different thing. Don't get me started on race war, dude. Dude, right now.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 558 - Ay Caramba
Dan, the black cardinal's name is Peter Turkson. Peter Turkson? He's got the easiest name out of everybody to try to... I was trying to tell him to. They're all Italian. Yeah. Matteo Zuppi.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 558 - Ay Caramba
Filipino Pope? I don't mind that. There's a Filipino guy in the running. I like the Philippines. A couple Filipino guys, it looks like. What? A guy from Jerusalem. Uh-oh. Is he back? Is he back?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 558 - Ay Caramba
And I can't even begin. His last name is Pizzaballa. Oh, yeah. That's the one people are hyped on. Pizzaballa?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 558 - Ay Caramba
What's Pizzaballa up to? Pizzaballa. Uh-oh. It says he's a cardinal, he's 60, so he's kind of young. Oh, damn, he's from Jerusalem. What?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 558 - Ay Caramba
I just got them ready in case. We're going to shut the fuck up.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 558 - Ay Caramba
Yeah, it's like the village. Yeah, yeah, the village, yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 558 - Ay Caramba
It was a good one. You went and did it? Yeah. I did it after motherfucking shit. The crowd, they were happy. They were excited to be there. It was a good one. Yeah. Yeah, I was happy with that. Yeah, no Gardini. We were missing Gardini. Oh, yeah. We had Andy be fat Gardini. We just brought him up as Gardini. We were like, Gardini, he's sad right now. He had a rough whole month. Put on some pounds.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 558 - Ay Caramba
we're gonna bring him damn he was probably back there being like what the fuck yeah we didn't tell him back there fuck you too you fucking walked off yeah we didn't tell him before we did it we were just like just stay here we'll bring you up as like a special guest I told him oh you told him I told him yesterday oh okay that you were gonna bring him his fat Gardini yeah how did he do his fat Gardini he did great did he do a Gardini imitation or it's a Gardini imprint imprint impression is also what I probably should have said oh
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 558 - Ay Caramba
I think I've seen the Hershey Bears play before.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 558 - Ay Caramba
you still want to know it was Puerto Rico. It was one of the bars. They said a thing snapped and all of the bartenders just started screaming all at once. Yeah, no shit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 557 - Blob Farm (feat. Nate Marshall)
This is crazy. I haven't seen Zuckerberg.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 557 - Blob Farm (feat. Nate Marshall)
What more do you want, dude?
Mick Unplugged
Chef Andre Rush: Cooking, Combat, and Cause- A Passion for Helping Veterans and Youth
Right.
Mick Unplugged
LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
Bro, what's your because? What's that thing? What's your purpose? What would that answer be?
Mick Unplugged
LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
That's amazing, man. That's why, again, I love the human that you are above anything else. So... Inside Divine Sport, what are some of the principles from your military background that you were able to apply into what you do at Divine?
Mick Unplugged
LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
You know, I was telling you offline, like, we have some mutual friends, and I've heard a lot about LaVon. And so I'm truly excited and honored to spend some time with you. But before we even get started, man, I just personally wanted to thank you for your service and all the things that you've done for this country.
Mick Unplugged
LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
I love it. I love it. So you've mentioned several times something I believe in, which is the power of mentorship. I have multiple mentors that are skilled in different facets of life. And so they become resources for me. And I think especially for leaders, but also for everyone, if you don't have a mentor or two or three, you definitely need to make sure you're finding them.
Mick Unplugged
LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
So I love to ask LaVon, right, for you, I'm going to go for you personally, and then I'll have a follow-up. So for you personally, what do you look for in mentors?
Mick Unplugged
LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
That's wonderful. That's wonderful. And so now the second part of that question is for you as a mentor. What are some of the things that you're seeing with athletes, entertainers that are coming to Divine that's like, OK, I know that I'm going to need to be a mentor in this aspect of their life. What would you say some of the common aspects are that you're seeing with athletes?
Mick Unplugged
LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
Because without people like you doing the things that you do that go unseen, we couldn't have the freedoms that we have today. So I wanted to personally thank you, brother.
Mick Unplugged
LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
I don't want to say this newer athlete or entertainer, but this different generation of athletes and entertainers.
Mick Unplugged
LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
Always, always. So LeVon, man, we're going to do the PG-13 version today. Okay. We'll give some folks after hours, LaVon, later, man. But I'll make a plug. We like to go into your because. That thing that's deeper than your why. That thing that really makes you do what you do and become the person that you become. So if I were to ask LaVon Kelly, bro, what's your because? What's that thing?
Mick Unplugged
LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
Yeah. So another question with the modern agent that's coming out, the modern athlete, something you didn't have to deal with, right? So when you were in, I'm not calling you old, LaVon, by any stretch of your imagination. I'm a little bit older than you, but we didn't have to deal with social media and all that, right?
Mick Unplugged
LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
U.S. Naval Academy, played sports there. What was your decision in saying, I want to join the Navy? What was that like?
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
We didn't have to deal with as many distractions today, not just athletes, but just everybody in the world has distractions in front of them 24-7. How do you handle that? And what's some advice that you have? Again, not just for athletes, but for the everyday listener out there of how to stay focused and not be so easily distracted.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
I do the same thing when I talk to business leaders and salespeople, right? It's like, there's somebody who's not doing that right now. Your competition, there's somebody that's closing a million dollar deal because they're focused on the million dollar deal.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
There's some leader that's making the ultimate business decision that's going to move their company forward because they're focused on that business decision. They're not distracted by the phone or trying to see what my buddy's doing or, oh my God, did you see this on TikTok? I can't tell you, I shouldn't say this out loud, but I'm going to say it because I'm talking to LaVon. So
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
I work with a few Fortune 500 companies. You would be surprised at how many Fortune 500 CEOs are like amazed at what's happening on TikTok. When they should be focused on this crazy dynamic business decision that they should be making or that their team is going through, they're goofing off, my words, they're goofing off on social media.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
And I'm like, yeah, you're not going to be the CEO of this company in a couple of years because the decision that you're not making right now- it is also very telling, right? Like, decision and indecision are in the same family. Listen, how you do anything is how you do everything. Hey, exactly. I have this saying, how you do small things is how you do all things, right? And that's it, man.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
What's your purpose? What would that answer be?
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
So, LeVon, like, I want to go rapid fire. Just a few questions. Okay, let's go. So, my best friend in the world, Darren Vermost, shout out, Darren, I know he's listening, is an Army guy, right? Okay. Okay. He wants me to ask you this question. Yes, we're going to win. How bad is Navy going to be? How bad is Navy going to lose to Army in the game?
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
Darren, I think that's a challenge. Von said he's going to be at the game. I don't know if you're going to be watching on the couch with Mel and everybody else. So we'll see. But Darren, that was a challenge right there. All right, next question, man. So what's your favorite holiday?
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
Okay. Favorite NFL team?
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
No, I said your favorite NFL team. Yeah.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
Love it. Love it. College sport. What's your favorite college basketball team? And why is it my alma mater, the University of North Carolina?
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
You keep missing what I'm asking.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
There you go. All-time favorite athlete.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
Absolutely.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
Yeah, Bo was on the map for me. That's it. So, Bo, you said my three are probably, if we go football, Bo, Barry, and Deion. Yep. Barry Sanders was my guy. But Bo Jackson was a different breed. He was. Bo was a different breed. Cool, man. So what all do you have going on? What do you want folks to know? Like, what's upcoming for LeVon?
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
That's it, man. That's truly amazing. Cause you know, for me, very similar, but the opposite way, like I was at 10 years old, I made a promise to my mom to, to like change lives and to specifically change her life. And so that promise is what drives me to this day. And then as you get older, that promise then goes to your kids, right? And to the people that you love.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
That's amazing, man. So where can people follow and find you? And I'll make sure we have links to everything in the show notes in the description.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
There it is. Simple enough. LeVon, brother, I appreciate you being on. We're going to do this again so we can go into some of these stories because they didn't get to see the comedian that I know you are as well, too. Thank you, brother. I know you're busy. Just admit the world to have you on. And again, thank you so much for your service.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
You got it. And to all the listeners and viewers, remember your because is your superpower. Go unleash it.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
And so I see LaVon as a man who just lives a promise and a purpose every day, bro.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
Yes, sir. So let's talk to us a little bit about your story, your background. So, you know, U.S. Naval Academy, played sports there. What was your decision in saying, I want to join the Navy? What was that like?
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
The mission of Divine Sport now is, is it the same mission as when you first started or when you joined the company?
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
You just showed up and you won.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
That's awesome. One of the things I know about you, LaVonna, and what I hear is you tell your story and I never say leaders are born naturally, right? Like you can have leadership tendencies, but those are skills that you have to continue to develop, right? Like I tell people all the time, just because you're seven foot doesn't mean you can dominate in basketball.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
There's skills that you have to develop, but I do think that you had qualities to obviously be the best leader among leaders. And so I, What was it like for you when you realized that you were on that path of being a leader, being the person that people looked up to, people counted on, people depended on? And the second part of that question is, what did it feel like? Because
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
As a leader myself, there are a lot of times when people don't understand the responsibility that true leaders have and that thing that we feel that sometimes you can't articulate. It's like when you're in that moment and you know you're in that moment, there's a thing that happens on the inside for most true leaders. What was it like for LeVon?
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
One, realizing that that's you, and then two, those moments where it's like, The decisions I make are about to change lives. What is that like for you?
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another exciting episode of Mick Unplugged. And today's guest is a dynamic leader who has made waves in both sports and entertainment. With a background that spans from playing football for the US Naval Academy to founding Divine Sports Entertainment, he has proven himself as a visionary in creating opportunities for athletes and entertainers alike.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
I love it. I love it. So that part of your journey kind of, I don't want to say ends, it evolves into you creating and finding Divine Sports Entertainment. Tell me a little bit about your vision for why you wanted to start Divine Sports Entertainment. and then what that mission initially was.
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
That's awesome. So the mission of Divine Sport now, is it the same mission as when you first started or when you joined the company?
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LaVaughn Kelley | From Naval Officer to Sports Mentor: LaVaughn Talks Leadership and Faith
From the football field to the boardroom, His journey is one of determination, discipline, and innovation. Please join me in welcoming the passionate, the driven, the visionary, and the comedian, Mr. LaVon Kelly. LaVon, how you doing today, brother? I'm doing well. How you doing? How you doing today? I'm doing great, man.
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Adora Crystal Evans: From Self-Development to Media Powerhouse and Visionary Leader
Yeah.
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Adora Crystal Evans: From Self-Development to Media Powerhouse and Visionary Leader
Ja.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
If they set the lights that are right, then he'll get the moods right. We'll see what happens.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
Stevie.
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Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
I ain't getting in a fucking cage with you.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
The best five minutes ever spent.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
Dude, Baloo's out here hollering.
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Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
Yeah.
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Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
Give me a vote.
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Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
That's crazy.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
Kansas City beef?
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
That's actually fucking great.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
It looks nothing like you, dude.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
All right, that wraps up another episode of New Heights.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
He is.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
That's right.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
Yeah, I didn't know.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
I'm way off. That was way flat. Perfect. That was all we needed, though. That's exactly what it was. Thank you. Fresh and full of life. Full of life.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
Our guest today from St. Louis, Missouri, with a combined 16 seasons in the NHL, six All-Star appearances, one All-Star game MVP, a Stanley Cup championship, we have the brothers of the NHL, Matthew and Brady Kachuk. Welcome to the show, baby. Let's fucking go.
Prof G Markets
Is Reddit Undervalued? + Netflix Goes After Podcasts
It's been a rough week for your retirement account, your friend who imports products from China for the TikTok shop and also Hooters. Hooters has now filed for bankruptcy, but they say they are not going anywhere.
Prof G Markets
Is Reddit Undervalued? + Netflix Goes After Podcasts
Last year, Hooters closed dozens of restaurants because of rising food and labor costs.
Prof G Markets
Is Reddit Undervalued? + Netflix Goes After Podcasts
Hooters is shifting away from its iconic skimpy waitress outfits and bikini days, instead opting for a family-friendly vibe. They're vowing to improve the food and ingredients, and staff is now being urged to greet women first when groups arrive.
Prof G Markets
Is Reddit Undervalued? + Netflix Goes After Podcasts
Maybe in April of 2025, you're thinking, good riddance. Does the world still really need this chain of restaurants? But then we were surprised to learn of who exactly was mourning the potential loss of Hooters. Straight guys who like chicken, sure. But also a bunch of gay guys who like chicken. Check out Today Explained to find out why exactly that is, won't you?
Prof G Markets
Is Reddit Undervalued? + Netflix Goes After Podcasts
Isn't it? I mean, at least that's what society wants us to think. Gotta get a Birkin, gotta get a home, you know.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Logan Paul sets his sights on the World Heavyweight Championship: Raw Recap
Bro, that's instant karma, yeet. I mean, that's me getting my gift back. What's good? He kicked me first.
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Logan Paul sets his sights on the World Heavyweight Championship: Raw Recap
Ja, sicher. Und das ist einer der vielen Titel, die ich behalten sollte. Wenn es mir egal wäre, würde ich sie alle behalten. Ich denke, wenn es um Box-Office-Aufgaben, Kapazität, alles, ich bin der volle Package. Wer das negiert, ist nur ein Oblivion. Hey, hallo, wie geht's? Wow. Wow, look at that.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Because we remember on the road to WrestleMania, Seth made it his mission to make sure he could ruin CM Punk's life. Seth wasn't traveling around with backup.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Can Seth Rollins be synonymous with the World Heavyweight title and the Money in the Bank briefcase?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
It's just a typical Monday.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
And it is crowded. I mean, Jay is the world heavyweight champion. Just defended it. We saw against Logan Paul.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
But then Gunther's next in line, June 9th.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
He can get it whenever he wants.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
And don't underestimate Solo Sakowa.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Because he's out there recruiting.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I mean, even even Logan Paul did an interview for this very show on a private jet. So Tom has no excuse whatsoever.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
It had a lot of colliding.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Not just physically, but the stories as well.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Wow.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
What do we always say?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
And I would say the biggest news in this, what some would call a Paul Heyman faction, I call... By the way, did you notice, and I mean, this is speaking of everything counts, Paul Heyman's hair looked a little grayer.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Did Tom yeet tonight?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I mean, is the stress getting to him? People are wondering.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Could be busy. Didn't have time to tan.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I wrote that down in my notebook. Paul's hair, a little gray.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Well, none of this would have ever happened if you were on Ozempic because it all started because he called you fat.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Good point.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I would agree with you.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
That's Rusev day.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Bert was supportive of his ego.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Left me very confused on Saturday night.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I said, why the heck would Bronson join Seth? Bronson is the one who took out Seth. Make it make sense. And I have to be honest with you.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Ich bin Charissa und meine Empfehlung an alle Entrepreneure, startet mit Shopify erfolgreich durch. Ich verwende Shopify schon seit dem ersten Tag und die Plattform macht mir nie Probleme. Ich habe viele Probleme, aber die Plattform ist nie eins davon. Ich habe das Gefühl, dass Shopify ihre Plattform kontinuierlich optimiert. Alles ist super einfach, integrier- und verlinkbar.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I was kind of mad.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Und die Zeit und das Geld, das ich dadurch spare, kann ich anderweitig investieren. Vor allem in Wachstum.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
No, I'm not mad.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Starts with the shirt, and then before you know it, he's got a basement just like yours.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
They did make it make sense. Did they? A little bit.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I mean, Seth pointed out the destruction that Bronson Reed can cause, and now he has that in his back pocket.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Four letters. Two words.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
One word. Uh-uh.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I was all excited about the uh-uh.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
The best, though, when he's yeeting with a young fan. Does he get any better? His entrance.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
This, you'd be sitting anywhere.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
You don't even know where he's going to enter.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I know.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Is this what Jay should be talking about? Should he be thinking about this match? Or should he be thinking ahead to Gunther?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Yes.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Too much too soon.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
He didn't necessarily jump into the deep end with this Cody Rhodes situation that was sort of thrust upon him. Yes, to an extent, but... I think he should be focused on Gunther and only Gunther.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Because all that matters is that he remains the World Heavyweight Champion, right? It's nice to help your friend Sami Zayn. But does that help you retain the title?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
But what about a guy like Gunter?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
And people aren't tired of seeing a guy like Gunter control anything. And is he out there trying to help people, help his friends?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
That's why he's a champion.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
And I'm not saying that he doesn't belong.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I'm not saying he doesn't belong as champion. I'm in agreement with you.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
And then he's defended it multiple times. And I am in lockstep with you right there. But is it, with all of this going on, is he... Does he need to help so many people out as well? Bro, you're the champion, okay? It's nice that he's doing it. A good guy... Work smarter, not harder.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Because you're hoping we can see the press conference, too.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
This made all of those children's dreams come true.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I don't think he does.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
All I'm saying is when you have a threat as dangerous as Gunther and Seth Rollins awaiting you at any moment. I just don't know if it's the smartest thing to help your friends. That's it.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
You can't be thinking about June 9th.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Because it is May 27th.
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The next day.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
He's a big fan of the show.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
He was so locked in on the interview.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I just don't think he should be taking on other people's problems. Whose problems?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
But what did Cody Rhodes learn when he was the champion?
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Champions don't have friends.
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Jey Uso.
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It's tough to have friends when you're at the top. That's all I'm saying.
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Sometimes they can get in the way.
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Yes, being a friend. I mean, is Raquel a rat?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
No, I think that Raquel is a good friend. Because if someone did that, if there was another girl creeping around, my best girl's boyfriend, I would have to let her know.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Raquel's been given Liv close updates.
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And Dominic was thrilled to see Liv back.
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Is this great?
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Yeah, easygoing as well. Listen, he's a simple man.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Yeah, 2K25, some nuggies.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
She's justified in being upset. Good for you.
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She's justified. I mean, I'm very excited to see what's going on because I am a big fan of Roxanne Perez's.
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I am. I'm not necessarily a fan of Dom Rox yet.
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Because I'm team Liv Dom.
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Which was very bizarre. Now, Raquel is your inside gal.
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She's been the one who's been providing you updates about Roxanne Perez.
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Or Liv Morgan can see this and smell this from a mile away because Roxanne has taken a play out of Liv Morgan's playbook and this is her counteract.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Because she doesn't trust Roxanne.
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Why is that not nice? Why would you trust Roxanne? She just shows up in your clubhouse with nuggies for your best friend's boyfriend? Look how happy Finn Balor is. Would you trust anything that this woman does?
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Yeah, I wouldn't like her vibe either. It's like, OK, bro, that's friend's man.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I just don't think that Raquel can trust Roxanne Perez, and I don't blame her.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
It could be.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
It could be. Yeah, I mean, listen, why... Liv is skeptical of Roxanne, right?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
She has to be.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I do love all the ladies competing for Dom.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
No, I'm going to be there.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Why don't we just join them?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Who's that?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Get them wangs out.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
But she did win the night.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
She didn't have the gold.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Lyra went to the hospital.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
How are you going to defend your title if you're just in the hospital all the time? Becky stood tall.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Did you notice that Paul referred to Seth as the most generous man I have ever met?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
She made a statement at the end of the night.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
What good does gold do you in the hospital?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Let me tell you, hospital lobster, it's the best.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Diamond!
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Again.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
See, I think this is so nice of Becky. We just talk about Jay making the lives of all of these kids by choosing a young fan in the crowd to yeet with. And Becky... Sees the fan in Lyra Valcuria who grew up cheering and being inspired by the man. And she says, you know what? I'm going to make your life and I will let you raise my hand in victory.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
This is so big of Becky. I mean, for her to accomplish this much and to turn back around and say, Lyra, I'll allow you to do this.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
But she's a fan of Becky's. Who she is.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
She didn't look like she was fangirling over anyone.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
She showed what she's capable of when she put Lyra in hospital.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Well, you know...
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Okay, it wouldn't be a fluke, but Becky is going to win fair and square.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
No.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
It was a roll-up in NXT and it wasn't decisive.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Becky won the night.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
You win the... Becky, you do.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Well, we just talked about at the start of the show is like Seth won the match. He's going to Money in the Bank. But like the talking point is CM Punk.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
So did CM Punk win the night?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
That's how competitive Becky Lynch is. She takes no time of day off. She's focused on winning the morning.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Becky's trying to win every hour of the day.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
But a lot of fans would say CM Punk won the night.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I think Lyra is in trouble, to answer your question. That wasn't my question. She's in big trouble. You better get them wangs out.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Big wang holding up Becky's arm in victory.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I've met a lot of people to say that Seth is the most generous man he's ever met.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
That feels like... That's the guy?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
What's your favorite periodic element?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
We actually have a plan for that guy to get promoted.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Anyway, ta-ta. So what are you going to do? You're going to attach yourself?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Catapult you.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
And the other scenario you brought up, I always think of Liv Morgan, right? It was someone the fans wanted her to have the moment forever, could never quite get there, wins money in the bank, boom.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
All right.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Listen, I'm talking about... Gold, A-G.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
No, she gets there with Money in the Bank.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Changes lives.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
They're there.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
There's a lot of us who thought we were going to see it in Montreal.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I hear you on that.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
It's a valid point. I am not one of those people we talked about on the last show, but...
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
His dog.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
And who did Finn decide to bring?
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
We don't know if he decided.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Yes.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
The Chicago White Sox.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Thank you.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
Listen, the White Sox don't even have one.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
I think that's very debatable. I think Dominic knows exactly what he's doing.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
He likes to go out there. Oh, I don't understand time zones. Oh, I don't understand who's giving me my nuggets. Oh, I don't understand that it might be a bad look if Roxanne Perez is massaging my shoulder. He knows what he's doing.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
He's gorgeous.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
He's the Intercontinental Champion.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
The lights aren't all on.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
You are a historian. I just think there might be something to dig a little deeper into.
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CM Punk gets the last laugh on Seth Rollins: Raw Recap
And Seth has backup.
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Tyrese Haliburton makes his pick for Jey Uso vs. Logan Paul at SNME: Raw Recap
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Tyrese Haliburton makes his pick for Jey Uso vs. Logan Paul at SNME: Raw Recap
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Tyrese Haliburton makes his pick for Jey Uso vs. Logan Paul at SNME: Raw Recap
I was in the room.
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Tyrese Haliburton makes his pick for Jey Uso vs. Logan Paul at SNME: Raw Recap
Ich bin Charissa und meine Empfehlung an alle Entrepreneure, startet mit Shopify erfolgreich durch. Ich verwende Shopify schon seit dem ersten Tag und die Plattform macht mir nie Probleme. Ich habe viele Probleme, aber die Plattform ist nie eins davon. Ich habe das Gefühl, dass Shopify ihre Plattform kontinuierlich optimiert. Alles ist super einfach, integrier- und verlinkbar.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Tyrese Haliburton makes his pick for Jey Uso vs. Logan Paul at SNME: Raw Recap
Und die Zeit und das Geld, das ich dadurch spare, kann ich anderweitig investieren. Vor allem in Wachstum.
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Tyrese Haliburton makes his pick for Jey Uso vs. Logan Paul at SNME: Raw Recap
Jetzt kostenlos testen auf shopify.de
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Tyrese Haliburton makes his pick for Jey Uso vs. Logan Paul at SNME: Raw Recap
With the title too.
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Tyrese Haliburton makes his pick for Jey Uso vs. Logan Paul at SNME: Raw Recap
3000 Action-Filialen in Europa und wir feiern mit extrem niedrigen Preisen. Zum Beispiel unsere Superfin Waschmittelpots, 18 Stück nur 2,99. Und unsere Spektrum Sprühfarbe für perfekte Deckung nur 2,33. Für noch mehr extrem niedrige Preise besuche unsere Filialen oder schau in die App Action. Kleine Preise, große Freude.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Tyrese Haliburton makes his pick for Jey Uso vs. Logan Paul at SNME: Raw Recap
Correct.
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Tyrese Haliburton makes his pick for Jey Uso vs. Logan Paul at SNME: Raw Recap
Was sieht das aus? Sie sagten, wir kommen zurück zu dir. Und sie kamen relativ schnell zurück, tatsächlich. Also, Ich bringe es zu eurer Aufmerksamkeit, von meinem Verständnis aus, beginne ich diese Montagabend bei RAW. Meine Schuhe werden in der Arena vorhanden sein. Das fühlt sich großartig an. Ich möchte allen danken. Ihr habt das eigentlich komplett erlaubt.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Tyrese Haliburton makes his pick for Jey Uso vs. Logan Paul at SNME: Raw Recap
Ich glaube nicht, dass ich einen Fall hätte. Sie machen online alles gut. Sie sehen und hören dich.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Tyrese Haliburton makes his pick for Jey Uso vs. Logan Paul at SNME: Raw Recap
Ja.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Becky Lynch continues her TRASH TALK of Lyra Valkyria | Raw Recap
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Becky Lynch continues her TRASH TALK of Lyra Valkyria | Raw Recap
Yeah, it's great.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Becky Lynch continues her TRASH TALK of Lyra Valkyria | Raw Recap
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Becky Lynch continues her TRASH TALK of Lyra Valkyria | Raw Recap
No, I don't think so.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Becky Lynch continues her TRASH TALK of Lyra Valkyria | Raw Recap
No, I was going to give her a hug.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Becky Lynch continues her TRASH TALK of Lyra Valkyria | Raw Recap
What do you mean if I don't?
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Becky Lynch continues her TRASH TALK of Lyra Valkyria | Raw Recap
Why would I not win?
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Becky Lynch continues her TRASH TALK of Lyra Valkyria | Raw Recap
Cheap shot.
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Becky Lynch continues her TRASH TALK of Lyra Valkyria | Raw Recap
That's what I'm saying.
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Becky Lynch continues her TRASH TALK of Lyra Valkyria | Raw Recap
That was your perspective. I like the fierceness of both of them. They're both fiery Irish women.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Becky Lynch continues her TRASH TALK of Lyra Valkyria | Raw Recap
Ich bin Charissa und meine Empfehlung an alle Entrepreneure, startet mit Shopify erfolgreich durch. Ich verwende Shopify schon seit dem ersten Tag und die Plattform macht mir nie Probleme. Ich habe viele Probleme, aber die Plattform ist nie eins davon. Ich habe das Gefühl, dass Shopify ihre Plattform kontinuierlich optimiert. Alles ist super einfach, integrier- und verlinkbar.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Becky Lynch continues her TRASH TALK of Lyra Valkyria | Raw Recap
Und die Zeit und das Geld, das ich dadurch spare, kann ich anderweitig investieren. Vor allem in Wachstum.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
Ria ist weg.
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Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
Damien ist weg.
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Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
We've seen...
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Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
.
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Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
1984?
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Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
Yeah.
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Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
Ja.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
Ja.
Serialously with Annie Elise
247: Exposing The Truth About Belle Gibson & Netflix’s ‘Apple Cider Vinegar’
Bell Gibson is part of a new breed of entrepreneur. She is an ecopreneur.
Serialously with Annie Elise
247: Exposing The Truth About Belle Gibson & Netflix’s ‘Apple Cider Vinegar’
Bell launched the Whole Pantry app last year.
Serialously with Annie Elise
247: Exposing The Truth About Belle Gibson & Netflix’s ‘Apple Cider Vinegar’
The Whole Pantry was born through Bell's own battle with brain cancer. She was diagnosed with terminal cancer a few years ago. After trying the traditional treatment methods, she turned to Whole Foods to heal herself instead, and she soon began to develop an app.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
He was hip-hop's biggest mogul, the man who redefined fame, fortune, and the music industry. The first male rapper to be honored on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Sean Diddy Combs. Diddy built an empire and lived a life most people only dream about.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah, that's what's up. But just as quickly as his empire rose, it came crashing down.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I was f***ed up, and I hit rock bottom, but I made no excuses. I'm disgusted. I'm so sorry. Until you're wearing an orange jumpsuit, it's not real. Now it's real. From his meteoric rise to his shocking fall from grace, from law and crime, this is The Rise and Fall of Diddy. Listen to The Rise and Fall of Diddy exclusively with Wondery Plus.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Do you have a car also? That's what I would want.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
And let's all shout. Shut up and give me murder. Let's do this, everybody. Okay.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Hey, Mike, I really like this White Zinfandel. Well, good, good. Now put it down. I'm going to try another one.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Goodbye, cruel world. Ow, my ankle. Fuck, Jesus Christ.
SmartLess
"Holiday Bonus"
Good morning, oh my God. Good morning. Oh my God. Eat the cookies. I put them out. Eat the cookies. Oh my God. There's just crumbs here and all the milk is gone. Or is that Sean? Sean, did you drink the milk? I might have drank it. I might have done both. I might have eaten the cookies and drank the milk.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
So finally, I want to say, like, November, maybe, like, a couple days before Thanksgiving, I... Got a flight, went out to New York, and I'm waiting at the airport for him to pick me up. He shows up and I'm like, I don't know this person. Like, he didn't look like the guy that I had seen that night. Of course, it was blurry and shadowy, but I was like, oh, no.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
And New York can do a lot of damage to your... In a month. Yeah, a couple months. Yeah, a couple months in New York. A couple months can change people. He was just, like, not... the person that I remember.
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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Oh, I never thought about that. Oh my God. Yeah, seriously. A twin catfish. Yeah. So we go into his apartment and I'm looking at his place and I'm like, oh, this is really weird. He had like a trench coat that was nailed to the wall. And I was like, what is that? And he was like, well... I love musical theater, and I'm like, shit, like immediately, because I'm not like a big musical theater gay.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Yeah, what musical is that referencing? I am so glad you asked, because he had stolen Lea Michele's trench coat when she was eponine in Les Mis.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Nailed it to his wall. Like, it wasn't even in a frame. It was just a trench coat crucified to the wall. So, I'm like, oh, okay. And he had, like, a whole bunch of, like, other little Broadway knickknacks and everything. He didn't have time to steal a frame? What was the... Steal a frame! Like, do something. Like, it looks weird. We hadn't made any moves on each other.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
We hadn't even, like, kissed. It was just very, very, very awkward. Yeah. And then, finally, he's like, I have... a surprise for you. I got us tickets to go see Wicked. And so I had never seen Wicked. I was like, okay, cool. This is a Broadway show. Fine. He got us like orchestra seats. They were really good seats. And he said, I need you to be the lookout. You have to stand near the door. Yeah.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
I have to watch Elphaba so you don't steal her hat, right?
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
I didn't want to be a bad sport. You know, I'm like, I don't want to seem like I'm not grateful.
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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
By the toilet. So we end up going to see Wicked and I'd never seen Wicked and it starts out and it's all grand and everything. And then I realized like I'm hearing something that's not part of the show. And so I look over and he is belting every song like he is in the show, like every song. And I'm mortified. I'm sitting there and I'm like, shut the fuck up.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
To the point where one of the flying monkeys in one of the numbers looks at us and hushes us. I have never been hushed.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Hushed by a flying monkey, which is not a CBS sitcom. The flying monkey's looking at you like, be more civilized, please.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
And I'm like, you have to shut up. And he's like, okay, sorry, sorry. It's like my favorite musical. I've seen it like 800 times. And I'm like, okay, well, I've never seen it, so shut the fuck up.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Probably so. Probably so. We went and saw Bring It On as well. And I don't remember that musical. It was so bad. It was just, I couldn't do it. But the same thing. And he was just like, you know, curtain call came out and he was like, Natalie!
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
He's like, girl, you nailed it, girl. And Natalie's not even looking. It was awful. And that was it. And did you ever hear from this man again? No, I didn't. But, I mean, can I get a little dark? Oh, boy.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
I got, like, a memory on Facebook, and I was like, oh, yeah, that guy. And I clicked, and it was like, this is, like, an in-memoriam, like, account now. And I was like, oh, no. But I will say... Because I knew him, I have been changed for good. Wow. Fuck you.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
So it was a nice summer evening. This was probably about like almost, I want to say 10 years ago. Oh, wow. A child.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
No, I'll say like seven. I still am. So I went to the show, it was a show here in LA and I met this guy and the lighting was just good. And I was very inebriated and we were talking, we kind of hit it off. We started making out. And then we exchanged numbers. And he was living in New York. I was in L.A. So we were like, we're going to just do this bi-coastal, long-distance fantasy.
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Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
And one day, if destiny allows us, we will meet up again, right? We started talking regularly on the phone. And this was kind of before FaceTime kind of took off. So we were just like talking and flirting and, you know, he started talking about, like, so when are you going to come to New York? And I'll make this, like, great weekend for us. And I'm like, okay, sure, yeah, let's make it happen.
SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: Ricky Gervais"
That's not this podcast. This episode is about to go huge. We've both slept with Bateman. And live to tell about it.
SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: Ricky Gervais"
Oh man, that's going to be a real hit. I tell you what. Part, part two through 12.
SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: Ricky Gervais"
Here we go. Pretty girl on the hood of a Cadillac, yeah. She's broken down on freeway nine. I take a look and get her engine started. Leave a purring and a roll on bye, bye, bye. Free love on the free love freeway. The love is free. The freeway's long. I got some hot love on the hot love highway. Going home cause my baby's gone. She's gone.
SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: Ricky Gervais"
Bye, pal. Thanks, buddy. Bye, pal. Thank you. Bye, bye, bye. It's great fun.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
I'm right there with you, brother. I literally will go to the flight attendant. Excuse me, flight attendant. I noticed that this plane at 34,000 feet is smooth. Could you perhaps ask our pilot to pick it up 2,000 feet? We're bopping around at 32.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
That's trust. Somehow you've achieved trust. I'm still working on trust.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Yeah, I try to do it substance-free and just use my apps and engage with the flight attendants.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
I think there's an element of truth to that. However, you see each new generation kind of wants, they still want to create their own movie stars. So you have people like Timothee Chalamet and Austin Butler.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Florence Pugh, like, you know, basically anyone on the red carpet for Barbie or Dune is an example of, you know, young audiences creating new movie stars.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
It's exponential. If you can, if you can, no, I think, I think Chalamet playing Bob Dylan was a great example. For sure. Combining, you know. Something iconic with an actor people clearly want to see. I think there's opportunities to create new movie stars. Movie stars still matter.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
But it is, you know, with the advent of streaming where people get so much content, you know, constantly, you do need that sticky idea and that provocative, audacious kind of concept to break through theatrically.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
All things being equal, we really believe in a diversified slate because we feel like the world's become pretty niche-y, so we try to have something for everyone so all your eggs aren't in one basket. It's almost impossible, even for Disney, which owns those four giant labels of Lucasfilm and Pixar and Marvel. You can't have a...
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
20 tentpole slate, there's just not that much IP available to just have nothing but, you know, billion-dollar movies every year, although we'd certainly love it, and everybody tries. But there's room for the originals, too, like what you guys just did with Sinners, right?
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Yeah, we think a balanced slate, we have something for everyone, and, you know, yes, if you're lucky enough to have IP and you can mine those franchises, great, but then it's also great to give new voices a chance, new filmmakers, directors that want
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Yeah, I think if we could change anything, it would be to get our fellow studios to make more movies. I think box office is down just because the amount of films has never really ticked back up since the pandemic started to resume.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
They can sense authorship or the lack of it. They really can. Jason Bateman.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Absolutely, Jason Bateman. We're waiting for a much bigger filmography, man.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
I don't think so. I think, and again, because the tastes are always refreshed by new audiences coming up. I think what's happened is the bar has just gotten higher for what we consider theater-worthy criteria. You know, things that will make something not streaming, but
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
theatrical but i think you know when you see a spread of theatrical successes from long legs or everything everywhere all at once from the neons and the a24s they're not they're not tent poles they're not making a billion dollars globally but they are pulling in audiences theatrically right and then on our side of the street when you have you know something as you know as diverse as minecraft and then the next weekend sinners or at universal you know oppenheimer and then we had barbie
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
I think that people are up for the theatrical experience, and they're up for a variety of movies. The bar is just higher for what will get them out of the house, and that's our job to meet that higher bar.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
There's enough to go around. Yeah, I think there are consumers that are happy to wait for streaming or watch streaming originals, and then there's consumers that want the theatrical experience.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
I think every legacy studio, by legacy studio, I mean, you know, the Paramount, Sony, us, the non-streamers. Coming out of the pandemic, everyone is cautious about, okay, is box office down because the pandemic irrevocably altered viewing habits? Or is box office down because we're making less movies? You know... Pam and I feel like it's because we're making less movies.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Some people feel human behavior may have been altered and the audience may be never coming back at the level they were in pre-pandemic. So I think as everybody tries to figure out the answer to that, and it's a very fluid situation, Working your slate back up to 10, 15, 20 movies a year is going to be a slow, cautious process.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Everyone's kind of feeling their way of what's exactly causing the downturn. Is it the hangover from the pandemic or is it that we're not making the same amount of movies?
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
There's been some consolidation in the industry so that immediately means less buyers on the block. There was a contraction in production both on the series side and the feature side as we were navigating the pandemic and then you know, the so-called streaming wars, which were never really a war. Netflix won that war before it even started because they had a 20-year head start.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
I do think things are picking up and will tick up, maybe not to pre-pandemic levels, but I think that has been a symptom of both.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
By the way, Will, we use Lego Batman in every tribute reel, every Best of Warner Brothers reel that we screen at CinemaCon, we always include Lego Batman.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
That's very polite of you, Pam. Thank you for saying. Wow. Not naming the number of years. No, no, no.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
And there's no blanket statement for Hollywood. Like, it's so different. You know, our friend Donna Langley at Universal is different than Tom Rothman at Sony. We do our thing at Warner.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
No, we actually hired Donna. She was an assistant to a manager at the time. Wow. And she, you know... She and another executive, Mary Parent, who went on to do great things and is running legendary for Josh Grode. New Line, it was a great kind of, you know, training ground for a lot of people in the 90s. And you met Donna and you knew she was going to run an empire someday.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Yeah, we were given the freedom to really run our projects. And even though you're an executive, you almost behave like a producer at New Line at that time. So we all learned a lot.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
It's going to be the Variety headline tomorrow. Pam Abdi of Warner Brothers advocates field running as a business plan.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
But, you know, Ryan, when you're dealing with... Like, Ryan comes to the table trailing, you know, like, two billion in box office. Like, he... Yes, you could call it IP, but he created the Creed franchise out of his head, you know? And he... Black Panther, you know, I'm a comic book fan. I'm a huge comic book collector still and geek fan, and I knew the Black Panther character.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
But it's not like that was one of the top ten characters. Ryan... you know, created that franchise also, again, out of his mind, obviously under the brilliant Kevin Feige too. But so when you're doing a film with Ryan Coogler, who has that pedigree, it is a little bit of a hedge against the unknown. I mean, Greenlighting movies at a studio is like being at a casino.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
You have a certain amount of money and you're placing bets and you're hoping more of them work than don't work. But the only hedge against the unknown is sometimes you can point to someone's track record. Like when we hired David Fincher to do Seven, I thought Alien 3 was a beautiful movie. It didn't work as big as they wanted to commercially, but there was tremendous artistry.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
And of course he had all his music videos and his commercials. Amazing. before that point made hiring him for Seven very, very easy. We were lucky to have him. So when you can look at someone's pedigree, whether they're established like Ryan or a new voice coming up, like we just made a movie with this guy, Zack Kreger, who did the movie Barbarian. And I think he's an amazing- I love that movie.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Wasn't that an amazing movie? Yeah, so good. Totally unique, surprising in the genre, innovated within the genre. We were lucky to get his next movie. When you can look at someone's previous work, also another great horror movie that came out, Talk to Me, by these two directors who started on a YouTube channel, Raka Raka, in Australia. Oh, wow.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
When you can look at people's previous work, it gives you a little bit of a hedge against the unknown, and that helps us make that call sometimes.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
There was a period when I was a non-writing producer, which is literally like Willie Loman with scripts under your arm, like driving all over town, you know, pitching your wares.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Studios would almost be like, we dare you to make a movie. We dare you to get us to make a movie. And that I find not a helpful attitude.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Although when we lost DVDs, when DVDs went away, we did lose a safety net. We did. And streaming doesn't quite make up that gap.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
So we are working without a net, you know, but I also think, as Pam said, that can be really exciting because it just, I think for the consumer, it means that the bar for quality really, really has to be high to get you to get out of your house and convert to being a ticket buyer.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
But I think, you know, a lot of comedy has gone to live on streaming and TV. TikTok in short form. However, I do think that theatrical audience is there. I thought Jen Lawrence's movie No Hard Feelings was a good shot at it.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Tom Rothman. Also, I'm going to give Tom Rothman too. Anyone But You came out and worked theatrically.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
But I think if you had, you know, if you had, we want to bring R-rated comedy back. We want to bring romantic comedy back. But I do think it's a case if you build it, they will come. We just, so much of the talent, the new talent has gone directly right into, you know, streaming and TikTok and YouTube that we're just trying to steer them back to, look, let's take a shot with an original.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
No, yeah, we're going to prove him wrong. I'm just suspicious of blanket statements like that because everybody says... So my career is 40 years now since 1985. You look great, Mike. Every time someone says, thank you so much, I moisturize. I think... Every time someone says this will never work again and then something comes out and proves it wrong.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
I remember the R-rated comedy was dead and then American Pie came out and suddenly everybody had to have an R-rated comedy. Hollywood can be such a pack animal sometimes. And I just am very suspicious of blanket statements.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Of course. Look, this could be famous last words, but for better or worse, Pam and I feel like you can't do this job if you're afraid of getting fired. You've got to be fearless in it. Because if you breed risk out of the system, then innovation dies and the customer moves on. Right.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
You could do both. You could walk and shoot gum at the same time. You could mine your IP, your franchises, but you can also try to find that next generation of filmmakers that will give you new franchises.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Well, we actually – we have to stipulate. DC reports directly to David Zaslav. We don't oversee it. But we were big supporters of Peter and James taking the job.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Yeah, we agree that that label – We thought our advice when we were asked is it doesn't need another career executive. It needs a storyteller in charge. We were really impressed with Pixar. They brought Pete Docter, who's a filmmaker in from the field to be chief content officer and preside over their slate of movies.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
And I, James, you know, I've been, I used to chase James as a producer, you know, when he did Slither and started with his low budget movies. And he's really unique. And I think DC's in great hands with the two of them. We've seen an early cut of Superman and I don't want to, I don't want to jump the, I don't want to bury the lead.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
There's a lot of marketing about to roll out on the way to its release, but he really understood the assignment. His heart's in the right place. His aim is true, and we're really excited about their new version of DC.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Yeah, I personally think, you know, YouTube and TikTok and some of the platforms are really about user-generated content. And I think that's great. And I think some of the user-generated content kind of will evolve into scripted content occasionally. I think so too, yeah. But in a way, when Quibi... I'm not an MBA.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
I'm not half as smart as a lot of the people involved who ran that company, and I would never say that I know better. I did think, though, like YouTube kind of has that base covered even then in terms of, and, you know, I thought what people really love about those platforms and short-form content is that it's user-generated. Right, right. There's no distributor involved.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
I mean, sometimes when we did Captain Phillips, I did that with Scott Rudin and Dana Brunetti. The impetus was we were watching the news. You get a version of the story from the news, but we were thinking, gee, the news can't tell you what's being said inside that lifeboat or what the hijackers are saying to Captain Phillips.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
And when you can dramatize, because I did Moneyball, Captain Phillips, and Social Network all based on true stories. And the neat thing about dramatizing true stories, whether you're adapting a documentary or working off a nonfiction book, is you can bring audiences dramatic structure, which are peaks and valleys and moments that you can't- I'm the captain now.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
We had the, I mean, Aaron Sorkin, who's one of the, if not the best working screenwriter, certainly one of the greats on Social Network. And he co-wrote Moneyball with Steve Zalian, who wrote Schindler's List. I mean, these are incredible screenwriters. And they were able to find the human story. Obviously, it's amazing.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Basically the way, not to get too boring about it, but basically if you're not derogatory or defamatory, you have dramatic license certainly to make up dialogue. You also, we do a legal vetting of every screenplay based on a true story. And it goes through this vetting process of, are you on the right side of the derogatory and defamatory line?
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
And can you back up things that you're alleging through documentation? On Social Network, we had the transcripts of the lawsuit that Ed Saverin brought against Zuckerberg. And if you remember the movie, that's kind of home base for Aaron. Those depositions in that lawsuit are kind of what he cuts back to as the story's being told. So he was on safe ground there.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
On Moneyball and Captain Phillips, we actually negotiated the life rights of each of the people. So we had sewn them up. before the movies were shot.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
No, of course you don't want to, you try to, you know, be responsible because you don't want people saying when the movie comes out, you know, going on a PR jihad that, oh, this is ruining my reputation. Yeah.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Moneyball was actually great because we made our deal with Major League Baseball and they were the gatekeepers and all we had to do was make sure Major League Baseball approved the script and approved the cut of the movie.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
looking forward to who's who's you guys want to like separately say which is your you can't say which is your favorite coming out but that's like asking a parent like I know they're all our babies I know but what's coming up next that you're excited about you're excited about all of them what's coming up well look this is this you know I'm a little biased about New Line because I started my career there so it's just neat for me to have it back in my life Final Destination 6 is a fantastic theatrical experience that trailer looks amazing
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
It is so much fun. Incredible. It is so much fun. And then we have Zach's movie, Weapons, which is his follow-up to Barbarian, which is completely original.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Wow. Again, an incredible audience response. And Paul Thomas Anderson has made a movie with DiCaprio.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
It's so of its moment. I mean, we're going to drop... That was a teaser. There's going to be another trailer. It's so unique and so of the moment. I think that's going to really blow people away. We have Brad Pitt's F1 movie. That looks incredible. Fun, big Jerry Bruckheimer, Joe Kaczynski production.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
It's Brad Pitt at his Brad Pittiest. It's just so, it's really amazing to watch him in that movie. And then, you know, again, as a comic book geek, I'm really up for, I think, I cannot wait for this, for the world to see James' new Superman. Yeah, that's great.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Oh, yeah, Will, we launched Warner Animation. Yeah. To stand on the shoulders of Lego Movie and Lego Batman.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
They're brilliant. I agree. Yeah. I think James and Peter are working on a live action Teen Titans, and a new Teen Titans Go, I think, actually, too. Will, maybe you could read for that. You play pretty well. Yeah, we're really excited about the new animation label.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Like Jason Bateman, Bill Hader's a director that we hope to have making movies at the studio. Yeah, Bill's a great director, too.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
We have two offices. We have an office we share, and then we have a spillover office. We need to do solo things. Pam's in the spillover office.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
No, we thought about it like an old Howard Hawks movie, like a Ben Hecht screenplay where the desks and the newsroom are together. But we went, I think, a more realistic. We're catty-cornered.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Well, I got to meet Pam. I was at this company, New Line, in the 1990s. It was my first job, actually.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
This is a company. I was there as an intern in 85 from NYU. So I'd been at New Line for a long time. And Pam worked for this company, Jersey Films, which, of course, produced Pulp Fiction and so many great films in the 90s.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
So that's where I met Pam. Jersey Films produced a couple of movies for New Line. That's where I met Pam. We became best friends. She's from Jersey. I'm from Brooklyn. We're united on all things Italian food.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
And movies, yep. And then we had a chance. We switched jobs, you know, many times. I went from being an exec to being a producer. She became an exec at Paramount. I produced for her. Then when I became an executive again, after producing at MGM, I invited Pam to work with me. And then we've been an executive team ever since.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Well, you know, it's different pleasures. When you're a producer, you know, it's more artisanal and you're building the project from the ground up with the director and you're just so much more intimately involved in just the creative aspects of movie making. And it's just a different pleasure. You're kind of part of a family that erupts, you know, as the thing starts to take shape.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
And it's a really wonderful experience and you're with, you know, these people for... It's stressy, I bet.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
You sing for your supper a little bit more, but we find there's advocacy on both sides. If you're a producer, you're advocating for a financier or a studio to greenlight you. But even when you have the power of the checkbook, you're still advocating for your boss or the board that you report to to finance a slate of pictures. And there's advocacy in both versions of the job.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
I know how the sausage... Nobody can tell Pam. Nobody can tell Pam. No producer's going to pull the wool over Pam's eyes on budget. She can literally do both jobs with her eyes closed.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Oh, you gotta really watch it. Like if you're not in, we try to visit the set. If you don't visit, sometimes they think, oh, well, don't you care about us? But then when you do show up, People are worried like, oh, are we over budget? Is there a problem? Really got to navigate that carefully of when and how we show up.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Yeah. I have a terrible turbulence anxiety. Like I have a flying phobia. So I do it, but it's not something, you know, that I volunteer for a lot.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Yeah, yeah. No, no bad experience. A shrink told me once it's a control issue, obviously.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
A lot of people get it when they get their first dose of real responsibility. So when New Line made me head of production in the 90s, I was 26, 27, and it was the first big responsibility I ever got. Incredible. That's when I got the flying phobia. And then it just, it's escalated since I've had children and gotten more responsibility. It just kind of increased exponentially.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Right. It's like aversion therapy. It does help. I accidentally stumbled into aversion therapy because my ex-wife lives in Fort Worth, Texas with my children. And I travel there every weekend. Oh, the weather. So I'm on planes twice a week and it's just kind of, you know, normalized it for me. So that's helped a lot. And then information helps me. So I fly with a lot of apps.
SmartLess
"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"
Like I have apps going that tell me where the plane is in relation to every other plane.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
You know what I mean? But what was the, because when we all first met you at what I'll call the Jelly Roll Howard Stern event, When I first met you, and this might sound really corny, but you see light in people. You see goodness. You see truth. You see all of those good things that make good people who they are. And the second I met you, you were so kind and outgoing and effusive. It's genuine.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Yeah, it's totally genuine. And I felt it. And first of all, thank you for that. Because being a gay person in the place that we all met, I was like, I turned to Will and Jason, like, these are the places that I would get the shit beat out of me, you know, 30 years ago. But so- Where, East Hampton? Yeah, no, that kind of boss. No, that kind of bar, you know, like the grungy bar. So I met you.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
You were so kind and so genuine. So what was the thing that was your turning point? What was the thing that made you go, you know what, I can't do that stuff anymore. I have to open myself up. I have to be... Be the warm guy I am.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you ever get the shower sweats where you take a shower and then you're hotter after you get out of the shower?
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Yeah, my brother died. My brother was an alcoholic and he died from it. So, you know, it's totally different.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
I own everything to do with who I am as me. And now you have a whole library that you can hold on to for the rest of your life. down to your daughter or whatever you want to do. Yep. You know what I did with it.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Well, they're smart to listen to you because more people in those positions should listen to the artist. I mean, you're you because of who you are. Like, you'll make them the money they're looking for if you just leave you alone.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Now, let me ask you something. How did you become so savvy? Did you have your pitfalls along the way and you learn and this is the result of that? Is now you're like, I know how to do deals now? Because you must have made some bad ones in order to know what good ones are.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
So that's all it is. I get it. I get it. You know what? And it's rubbed off on me because I was just in Chicago this last weekend. And I went to... And in the hotel I stayed at... Flex much? Chicago. And I brought... Stop screaming.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Do you feel like you have to tour, whether that's emotionally, financially, spiritually, or do you want to tour? Because I ask people this often who come on the show who are musicians or in bands, because I'm such a homebody. Like whenever I have to go anywhere and... Pack and then, you know, shack up at a hotel. Pack is the reason. Yeah, like pack a suitcase.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
No, well, the whole point of all of that was I'm such a homebody. I can't imagine going on tour all the time. So different way of saying he's lazy, by the way. Exactly. What's that like for you?
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
And I brought... I brought slippers, Jason, and I used them in the hotel room because I did. I took my shoes off and I was like, I'm walking in other people's feet.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
That stuff is the stuff that does something for me. Sean does too, a different reason. In my 20s, different reason for truck stops.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
And then when you do that, when you go through that, and everything that you've been through and everything you just said, Mr. Roll, is that you are now, like I said at the beginning of this interview, is You are now a light and you speak so eloquently about everything you've been through and the kind of enlightenment that you've gone through.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
And it's such a, like people are now drawn to you for those reasons. And people seek out your advice, your guidance. It's really fascinating.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Look it. Scotty got me this pencil holder. It's a little typewriter. I'm excited about that.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
He's the kind of guy you want to hang out with. You want in your life. It'll make your life better. Those kinds of people make your life better.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Oh, my God. But we know them all. How much you run out of them? Yeah, I do need some new stories. I know. I know. Will, you're always like, you got to go see the world so you have something to talk about.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
What about this? But I don't want to travel anywhere because I'd miss you guys because if I leave somewhere, I'd have to wave... Good. Bye. Bye. I feel like we've done that too.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Okay, wind by a nose, saw him go by, two by two, selling by him, sitting by him.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Talk to the audience a little bit about what's going on, Sean. I just blew my nose. All this talk made my nose run.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Wait a second. Do you have a cloth Kleenex in your jacket? I'm going to save all these and put them in your coffin.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Hey, guys, do you mind if I count down my cold open to you? Ready? Three, two, one.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Here, yes. It is really cold. But don't you have heat? Can you put the heat on a little bit?
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Yeah, but I've always wondered that same thing. Like, you hear about, like, in jail situations where the inmates can have, like, you just said, like, cell phones or they'll smuggle in drugs or certain foods. It's like, well, isn't anybody watching? And like... The guards and stuff?
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Yeah, we put the heat on in the morning. You don't sleep with it on? God, no. Couldn't sleep with it on. You got to put the fan on. I sleep with a fan.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Do you mind if I ask, and we can cut it if you don't want to talk about it, but why you were in there?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Supplies are being completed by nurses who run out in the middle of the night and purchase diapers. But the hospital is still charging as if they still have these items.
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"Ariana Grande"
We are digging into every topic we've ever wanted to cover on this show. It's a spinning plate analogy. The second that you stop spinning those plates, that crashes. So you can never stop working. The Dream Season 4 comes at you weekly starting Monday, January 20th.
SmartLess
"Bill Burr"
You look beautiful. Am I looking popular? I wanted to tell you about Ricky. What happened to Ricky? This is pretty wild. Gervais? No, my dog. He got another special. Wait, did he lose a number?
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Oh, my God. Do you remember that? And then we were walking towards the stage and Mitch Hurwitz comes up to us and he goes, hey, guys. So I kind of rewrote the thing and we're like, uh-huh. So he gave us and we just go like this on the way to the stage going, uh-huh, uh-huh. And then, okay, you're going to come in here. You come in the front door. All right, I'm going to go there.
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"Kieran Culkin"
You're going to go there. And rolling and here we go. Perfect. And you just kind of fucking go. That was so fun.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
I love you. You get to set the first day. He's like, hey, I got a cut of the movie right here. You were great. We're just doing pickups today.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that's great though. How cool is that? Because then you guys ended up creating something together, much more collaborative. Yeah. And I wonder if, and JB, you can kind of maybe address it a little bit, having directed so much now. Yeah.
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"Kieran Culkin"
having that for Jesse, I don't know, we should ask him, having that sort of set, that shot list, everything the way he wants to see it, and he was so ready and so regimented, you come in, you kind of throw a wrench in that whole thing, and I bet you freed him up in a lot of ways.
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"Kieran Culkin"
Wait a second. Which I've never had. So, Shani, so you're in the hospital last week or whenever it was for a couple of times in a night. Like a month ago, yeah. Right, twice in that one night. Yeah, yeah. And then this. And then you're back and then you get the full scope thing that you went and had done and then you have this. And my question to you is this. Yes, yeah, yeah.
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"Kieran Culkin"
Kieran, now you're going to take all of that, that way you're working, all that kind of stuff. How is this going to be different? You're now going to go, and you've worked, obviously, you've done theater before, but you're going back to Broadway. Is that right? In the spring?
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"Kieran Culkin"
Are you paying so much attention to your well-being and your condition that you're, you know what I mean? What do you mean? No. No.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
That's really good, Sean. Yes, I think that's really great. I love that. So wait, so this was in London then?
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
I actually do know that you did This Is Our Youth also in London. I have a very close relationship with This Is Our Youth because the original cast, Missy Yeager was in the original cast, whom I lived with at the time. She was my girlfriend in the 90s. I knew that. And I remember when they first did it and she and Kenny first did it with Mark and Josh Hamilton. I shot about 42 times.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Yeah, it's an amazing play. It's a great play. It's such a brilliant play.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
I doubt that's true. I don't know. You've been around film. You've been making films since you were, as you said. Six. Well, first of all, what was the first... Let's get into this. What was the first professional...
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Yeah. That, because you're so, I'm not saying that the experience isn't real. Oh, well, yeah.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Obviously, it's real. But there is a lot of attention paid to your health and to your condition at all times.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Here they come. I remember one time, I remember when JB was asked to host the first time. This is a true story. And you probably don't remember this. And you were first, you got asked to do it. This was in, you did it in like January of 2005, I think. Yeah.
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"Kieran Culkin"
Second year, yeah. Yeah, it was January 2005. And I remember you going, dude, they just asked me, I'm going to host SNL. I go, that's fucking great. And you go, I mean, it's like a dream come true. And I was like, yeah, no shit. Obviously, it's a fucking, what do you think you're fucking, this was a dream come true for me.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
I should have prefaced it by saying I'm not a doctor. And I think that you guys know that. But you're on morphine too.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Not correctly, but quickly. I will say today was really tough. It was a bust. We had three busts on Quirtle today, which was a big, it was sending shockwaves through our turtle, quirtle, wordle, what we call nerdle.
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"Kieran Culkin"
I'm not saying it's psychosomatic, but I am suggesting that maybe you spend so much time and energy thinking about your health and your own condition. I know, I know. that if you were to think about other things or other people, you do think about other people, you're a very thoughtful person. But I wonder, do you know what I mean? Again, I don't know.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
So when you're done with us today, you log off and then what? What happens?
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Jason, that's the opposite of your rule, right? Which is it's minimum six months away.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Sean's never seen a rest development, and we've been doing this podcast, and we've been friends for 20 years. I know, still? Yeah. No, I haven't.
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"Kieran Culkin"
I've seen a lot of Will & Grace, and I was fucking on Will & Grace. He was on Will & Grace. Yeah, so why don't you fucking, when you're sitting there passing your stone and nothing else, you can't do fuck all. Watch a couple episodes. So you guys shot in incredible locations for Succession. That I do know.
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"Kieran Culkin"
Yeah. I don't know. Right. Wait, wait, Kieran, so you've always been a New Yorker. I want to get back to this because I saw a video, something of you recently, not even in anticipation of doing this. I just saw it out in the world of you revisiting your childhood apartment.
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"Kieran Culkin"
Yeah, and it was really cool, and I loved you going in and seeing your former neighbor.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
So talk a little bit about like growing up in New York and auditioning for stuff and what that was like. And now, as I mentioned in the lead-in, Jason, we often talk about people about being able to have that longevity and be able to kind of take what you, be a child actor and have that translate into becoming an adult actor as well is really rare. Yeah, petrifying. Yeah.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
It's surprising for somebody who's so concerned with their health because you are quite on top of it.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
So you kind of, you shifted what you did. Like Jason, I'm sure a lot of stuff that you used to do like on Growing Pains is now different, right?
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like, Jason, you asked, remember, we asked this recently to Carrie Russell, and she was like, no, I had no thought about making the leap.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
I think a really good antidote to that also for me has been rich parents. Yeah, you fucker. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. They're not.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
And then parents and... Seven kids. Seven kids, yeah. In that small little apartment. Sorry, where do you fall in that?
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Yep. There you go. I don't really believe in birth order as much as other people do. Yeah. You're one of four, right, Willie? Yeah. Yeah. I was the baby for almost 10 years then my brother was born. So I have two older sisters. I don't know. I just don't buy into it.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
I know. Sean, I imagine walking into the gym at Sean's gym, walking into the men's locker room, and he's got a hair dryer to his nutsack. He's one of those guys. And you're like, fuck, man.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
You didn't know that your dad didn't own a map, I guess? Or he had a bad memory. Or he had a bad memory.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
built for barely two people and he had five kids that's the first sign man you should have punctured the tires i know isn't that the truth isn't that the truth like that's such a red flag you know the other you know what the other red flag was when he said i'm fucking out of here
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Dude, how you doing? You're like, fucking dude. These fuckers won't drive. Dude.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
You guys have been making music ever since. What part of town were you in? Do you remember?
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Jay, are you going to be just you or are you going to bring your Nutcracker with you?
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
He's turned into a morphine addict. He's going to steal your silverware. It's not.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
That terrifies me. Can we get a commitment? Can the three of us come to the opening night of your play?
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Wait a second. I just want to say one more thing. I was just thinking about this. And obviously, I smoke from time to time. And people are like, don't smoke. I feel like I'm a world-class smoker.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Oh, I do like London. You guys spend a lot of time over there as a result? We do.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
This morning, Sean spent 45, he spent 45 minutes bent at the waist outside his front door this morning.
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"Kieran Culkin"
A whole host. I actually requested nobody talk to me on this ride. You know how you know a lot of the times, JB, is because on the avenues, certainly on the avenues, you know which direction they go, whether they go uptown or downtown, so you can kind of get a sense of that.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Obviously, they're going to play this clip at my, you know, TMZ will play this clip. But it should be noted.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Do you want to go to a council meeting in New York? Maybe you can be heard, you know what I mean?
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
This is real stuff. Sean, I remember last week you were having dinner at Richard and Jenny's and you came outside and I was bent over at the waist. This is true. And I said, and I looked at him and I go, yeah, higher on.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
I don't want anything to do with it. By the way, let's not make light of people who are struggling with it. No, of course not.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
We're just having fun because Sean happens to be hooked on morphine. Right. hooked on. I don't mean addicted to. Karen, this is it. We could just talk to you all day knowing that you have nothing else to do.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
He's got to do it all over again. Is there anything you want to ask Sean? Is there anything, because you've listened to a few episodes, is there anything you need to know from Sean? Go ahead. Ask him why he hates his colon so much.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Well, you know why, Kieran? If you went to Sean and Scotty's house, every day, every meal, it's like a 12-year-old's birthday party. This is true. Okay. I know.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
JB, I love hearing you describe sort of normal, you know, everyday necessities for people as a novel idea. You know what I mean?
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
You know what's fun? I like to walk into an office and like pitch into all the places.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Amazing. Amazing. Kieran Culkin, what a delight you are. You are an absolute delight.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
You'd be a good dinner hang. Maybe we'll hit you up for dinner in New York. Yes, please.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
We have done it on live when we did the tour. We did some repeats and had some friends. I remember that.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Talk to me like I'm Tracy. You are a guy who you deserve all the success that you're having now, especially considering how hard you worked and how talented you are. Such a massive fan. Dude, honestly, what a thrill to have you. This is a dream come true.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
So if you bring your mouse to the bottom, do you see that little sound icon?
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"Kieran Culkin"
That was a good guest. Good guest. I've been excited to have him. Like I said, we had to reschedule, and that was a whole thing. But I was like, oh, God, we were so close to getting him. I'm so glad we had him on. I've always wanted to meet him.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Hey, Sean, now, as you scan the buys... Yeah, I wanted to talk to him about his... I saw his eyes scan.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
By the way, did you know I was about to say that? No, no. But one of my sort of cheap segues. By the way, I did move today from where I'm doing the podcast because I wanted to be a little bit cheerier. Oh, okay, good.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Actually, you know what film he was in? He was in the first one and also the second one. Yeah. Which was what? Father of the Bride.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
SmartLess is 100% organic and artisanally handcrafted by Rob Armjarff, Bennett Barbico, and Michael Granteri.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Now you're in your office. Now I'm in my office just because I wanted to be in the, yeah. I wasn't in the Jack Shack booth. I forgot about my jack shack. Remember the jack shack? The goo room. I think it's the jack shack is covered in cobwebs. I think they're cobwebs. Okay. But you are right. You are right that our guest today cannot be replaced and certainly won't be forgotten.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
I don't know why we even begin to forget because this person is so alive and vibrant right now and has been for a long time. Snaps and clicks were great.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
They were really good. Those are the kind of snaps and clicks of somebody who has confidence, the confidence of longevity in doing what they do. And I tell you somebody who loves longevity, it's old J.B., And you're gonna love this guy because you have a lot, you have certain things in common in that both of you have been performing since you were really, really young on a professional level.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
And I love guests like this and particularly love this guest whom I do not know because they are so fucking talented and funny and cool and smart. It's not Kurt Russell. but this person has been nominated for and won Emmys, Golden Globes, everything. You can't even imagine the number of films. Sally Struthers. You know him from Igby Goes Down. You know him from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Michael Cera. No, it's not Michael Cera. Edgar Wright. No, you also know him from Soderbergh's No Sudden Move, but you're really going to know him really, really, really, really, really well from his new film, A Real Pain, but also mostly... Jesse Eisenberg. Succession. Kieran Culkin. It's Kieran Culkin. God damn it, finally got it.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Bateman, Bateman, you ruined the intro when it's just constant guessing. Sally Struthers was close, though.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Surprise guests, give us a little snap or clap, please. There we go. Oh, wow. We are rolling.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
This has been a long time coming. We had a few times where we were going to have Kieran on, and then we couldn't for various reasons that we won't get into. Oh, this is Kieran. Yes.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
But it was beyond his control. Have you ever had a kidney stone or have you ever seen one?
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
That comes out January 15th, right? Is President's Day weekend? Is that when it is?
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
No, you can't. I can't believe that JB knows about Etsy. That's the thing that I'm most shocked about.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
I'm going to make a sweatshirt that says, find somebody who loves you the way that Tracy loves Karen. Why don't we just say that? Get that.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
And I'm embarrassed to say I started it and then I was like, okay, I got to restart it and I haven't. But I did see most of season one. You are so fucking funny, dude, and so facile and so quick. You can tell that it's... Obviously, it's really well written and there's a great cast, but you have a facility to you that is... really unique and really like impressive.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Yeah, JB's really good at that. I think that that could be Obviously, it works for you and it's very freeing, right? So that you're not stuck into it.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
Jason, do you take it personally when everybody keeps encouraging you to direct more?
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
We were never, yeah, but it's true. We were never really aware of the cameras in that way. And talk about a sense of play. Truly, we had that same feeling, which was it was super fun and you could kind of do anything.
SmartLess
"Kieran Culkin"
And we didn't learn, we also didn't learn our lines before. We would kind of do it, we'd have a sort of a camera blocking, as it were, it was pretty loose, and we would just kind of... everybody would just kind of throw it out there. Right, JB? Yeah. Do you remember that time we would come back to shoot the first Netflix season? And the first day, Jason and I had a 12-page two-man scene.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Do they have an HR on the show? Because if so, that's got to be a really high-trafficked office.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
What about the after party? Was there a good, there must have been a very robust after party for this one.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Yes. Do they still do the little sort of the size of like a fortune and a cookie, hand a little address for the after after party? Is that still something that's done?
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Speaking of pods, you've got a new pod on, Amy. Oh my God, thank you so much for that. Amy, please tell us about your new pod.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
So then how many episodes is that? We've been doing one week for five years. We're going to be 250 episodes in, I don't know. And 25 is the silver, 50 is the gold. Is there anything for 250? Is that triple silver? What is it? Centennial?
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Were they the ones that were the first funnies in your family for you? Is that where you got your humor from?
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Let me try to bundle that for you. Amy, do you parent like your parents at all?
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Oh yeah, no, I've been working on it. I've been working with a tutor. You've been working on bundling? Yeah, bundling is sort of a gathering term that he suggested I use internally, but now I'm spreading it.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Hey, why don't you come over there afterwards? Right around 8.30 or something, drive across the city and spend another two hours?
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Yeah, I find that I'm constantly battling like how much should I be like leading this parenting thing or how much should I be reacting to this parenting thing? In other words, like should I be waiting to see what they need me to parent them at? Or should I initiate sort of parenting based on nothing they're actually showing me?
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
In other words, like, should I wait to see until how they react to a certain situation and then talk to them about that?
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Will you talk to me about that? Because I've always been told that, like, it's best to just stay in the present. But, like, my brain tells me— I know.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Yeah, I've got plans. I've got a desire for the way I want this meeting to go or this week to go or something like that.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Wait, what is that? Is that me inhaling a bomb hit? That's inside your brain. Inside your brain. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. It's just empty braces.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Deadfoot. Well, but fortunately, it's not going to take anything away from your life. Usually, it means that you can't be playing basketball or doing all the jogging and all that stuff.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
That's the way you get to your 60s. It's pretty cool. I'm having a great time.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
I thought about that the other day. No, Willie, I like what you said about like not being attached to the outcome. Maybe that's a good hack for me. It's like it's okay to be prepared, but don't be like stuck on it has to end this way.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Is that what you're getting at, Jason? Yeah, you'll still be able to shuffle into chin-chin for lunch and koi for dinner.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
No, no, this is minute 46. I don't think we've had a legit one yet. I know. I've asked her a couple ones. Really? Yeah.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Okay, go ahead. Because they're saying the dinosaurs used to eat crickets back in the tar pit days. Why do they sell those? No, no, no, no. They sell them in the gift shop. They sell them in the gift shop. Why?
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
And now you're in the building though, right? Like, could you like taste the possibility of SNL perhaps? Did you allow yourself to start to dream that? Mm-hmm.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Let me ask you like a tough question and I'll try to bundle here. It's basically after all of the accomplishment, you just walked us through the whole beginning and everything. It just seems like you've done or maybe even far exceeded what you allowed yourself to dream of at that time. that age when you were starting, what's left? What would you love to do in your next, now that you're a freshman?
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Yeah, I mean, you've done it. You've had this incredible career already and you're still, as you said, a freshman.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
like where would you love how would you like to use what you've done the success you've had bundle yeah sorry go ahead well i am that's why i'm starting to wind down and this podcast is the beginning of that like i'm just starting to wind down away from showbiz we're the number two most downloaded podcast on the planet so just no no her podcast she's talking about
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Who would do the worst at some sort of like outdoor survivor type of show where you got to eat bugs and stuff like that? I'd last two seconds. No, but I think I might do even worse.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
But in your answer to my unbundled question, it sort of gets into the area of there is a slight plan, but you still want to kind of stay in the present and not be too sort of strategic about what the next five, ten years are, right? So, like, how do you find the balance there?
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"Amy Poehler"
No, but it makes total sense. It's basically a combination of all the things. And you're able to combine now because you're older and smarter and wiser. And it doesn't have to be like all go on career or all go on just like, no, fuck it. I don't want to do anything. We're actually able to merge both now finally at this age, I think.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
I got one about to go to college and it's fucking – How does it feel, Jace? It's bleak, you know, because there's just – it's a mortality thing. It's like, you know, we all kick it down the road. Oh, it's about you. Well, but it's like, it's the concept of the end of something that is just something you, it's conveniently kind of pushed aside and then it's here.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
I think we got a shot. Didn't one of these really smart scientists lately say that the person that's going to live to 120 or 150 or something is already born? Like that's going to be kind of common in this generation. Like 100 is like the new 80. Yeah, but what kind of life do you have at 120?
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
And then get Dax on there. Dax will give you some pointers. Yeah, Dax will be great.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
So, well, that was fantastic to meet her. I've been such a fan of hers for, I don't know.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
You just thought it was coincidental that all, oh, well, you know, Amy did all those things. How did you guess it, Jay? From what? Because you said a queen of Massachusetts or something like that.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Amanda could work for the government. She is very good about keeping a secret.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
That was rad. Listen, it's – not to get weird, but I hope you're as proud as you should be and she as well. I mean like that went beautifully. Like the fact that you guys not only have raised these two kids so well, but your relationship is so great and healthy and like you could do a fucking one-hour podcast in front of millions of people and not have to fake anything. Like it's just –
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
How lucky Archie and Abel are, too, that you guys, like, worked out a brand-new relationship that serves you both and them, and it's... And I would say that I probably, you know...
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
What was the bye from the opening? It was a bicentennial. Oh, yeah. 250 episodes. That's right.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
So anyway, so guys... That was unbelievable, and enjoy the rest of your day.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Do you think Archie and Abel would have been able to keep the secret? Did you not tell them?
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
What? But wait, Sean, did you think for a second, like, wait, should I? Is this cool? Like, did you ask Bennett or Rob to, like, kind of float it by will to see if that— Yeah, no, I mean, Amy's been on my list.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Thank you. Jason, are you okay with your mic? Yeah, I'm having a real mic issue this morning. Is it bad for you guys? Is it bad for me? No, it sounds great. Okay, good.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Will, Sean, tell her what it's like when I have technical issues. It's not good. I'm going to slam the laptop in a second.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Who's laughing? Who's laughing? That's not helpful. And he slammed his computer. And I slammed my laptop like a bitch. Yeah, yeah.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Yeah, it was a great show. I started thinking about all the SUVs that must have been choking out Midtown.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
Okay, is she a dirty bathroom girl? Does she keep the top off the toothpaste? Fantastic.
SmartLess
"Amy Poehler"
I know, so funny. Her and Kate. Kate is so... I mean, could she have hiked those jeans up higher? I mean, it was just tough. Just tough.
SmartLess
"Tig Notaro"
That's so funny. That is so funny. How fucking funny is that? Oh, my God. That's great. I am so jealous.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
And what a gamble for James at the time or for anybody to stick a woman in the lead with that much power and strength.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
I heard you say in an interview once that you – I don't know if you were joking or not – that you – You were kind of an arsonist at some point.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
I was about to sing all the songs, but I didn't. Joseph Hewitt. Yeah, exactly.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
Well, Jason, I referred to you in the intro as the triple A actress, which means the top three movies of all time you're starring in, which is Avatar, Avatar the Way of Water, and Avengers. You're probably the only actor... In all three. That's crazy.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
And you got things sticking out of your head and you're so real. I mean, you're like in it.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
I mean, the first time I saw it, I have to say, you know, we're getting to your other movies other than just Avatar, but your portrayal of Neytiri is like, it was so real. When I went in, I was like, what's this going to be about? I kind of had a thing, and I was like, you know, years and years ago when the first one came out, and I was like, wow, that's like, that's Zoe being this person.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
Because I didn't expect to feel is what I meant to say. I didn't expect to feel as much as I felt. I didn't expect to get emotional. And you did it. So, you know, it's such a feat.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
By the way, sidebar, combined, your sci-fi films have earned over $4 billion at the box office. Oh, my God. Yeah. Isn't that amazing? Hope you have a great deal. Yeah, you're the only actor in history to have starred in four films that have grossed over $2 billion individually.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
She's the only actor in history to have starred in four films that have grossed over $2 billion individually. Wow. Jesus. Yeah.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
Wait, did you do paintball? I did my oldest brother Dennis for his wedding. I was the best man.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
We do. You do? And Marco, I think it's so cool. Marco's your husband. Marco took your last name. He did. Come on. That's so cool.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
Did your family or your mom, like, back then, like, suggest therapy? Like... for a young child like yourself to go through such... We did it, yeah. Or did you get through it as a family and was like, no, we don't believe in that. We're going to get through this together.
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"Zoe Saldaña"
Oh, that's great. That's great. And wait, if you don't mind, how did you meet your husband? I think he... Didn't he hit on you on the plane once or something? And then you turned him down on the plane? How did he find you after that?
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"Zoe Saldaña"
Yeah, yeah. So wait, I want to get back to career stuff because I'm obviously a massive fan. That's why you're here. But Lioness season two, we'll talk about that in a second. I hear that's incredible. Amelia Perez, we're going to watch tonight. Center Stage, I loved. I know, it was 2000, so long ago, and I loved that movie.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
And then after that, you did Crossroads with Britney Spears at such a young age when Britney was huge. Huge. Where you're like, oh my God, I'm in a movie with Britney Spears. I mean, what year was that? That was like 2000. We started shooting right after, no, pardon me.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
Because you auditioned a lot when you came back from the Dominican Republic and you were still so young when you're auditioning. Do you have any crazy audition stories?
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
It doesn't help. And then you did, by the way, I mean, we could spend two hours, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Terminal with Tom Hanks, Star Trek, Marvel with Guardians of the Galaxy. But I have to say, my husband, Scotty, he's a massive, massive, massive Star Trek fan. I'm more of a Star Wars, but because of your films.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
Yeah, but because of your films and JJ and everybody involved, I was blown away by you and those films. They're so well made and completely gripping and suck you in and in the best way.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
Right. Two that I have that I don't like is because I watch a lot of football now, as you know. Have a day. Have a day. Well, I said this the other day. When all the announcers always go, we got some play action. They like just saying play action. Just say they have the ball or whatever they're doing.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
Yeah, yeah. Two, three hours sitting in the chair not doing anything. Eating through a straw, yeah.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
It never doesn't make me laugh, though, the idea of an actor in a Klingon, all the Klingon makeup, walking through craft service. That always will make me laugh. Just like getting fried chicken and like, you know. Eating everything, put it in a blender right through a straw.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
Wait, so all of the travels and all the places you've worked in the world, I want to ask where you would choose to live if you had to pick a place, either fictional or non-fictional.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
Well, listen, I could talk to you for 19 hours. We've taken up way too much of your time.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
I can't wait to see the movie and Lioness. We didn't even talk about Lioness, but you and Nicole Kidman love the show.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
Of course, you're getting a second season. So I can't wait. But thank you for being here. Gigantic fan. Thank you, guys.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
Oh, Shawnee. Yeah, I love her. I've wanted to talk to her forever. And she's like, you know, how many people can say, I know we already said in the show. The biggest. I mean, the three, there's no other actor that was in the top three movies of all time. No. There's no other actor.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
But I didn't even get to the terminal. Remember she was in the terminal with Tom Hanks? Terminal, yes. But anyway, she was great.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
Play action, yeah. And then when you're on a flight, they go, stewardess, cross-check, cross-check and something. Cross-check.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
I'm gonna smooch you. So, yeah, so that's great. It's a podlet. It is called SmartList Presents Clueless, and it's a bite-sized, twice-weekly puzzle pod, because there's a bunch of puzzles. Like, if you like Wordle and stuff like that, and the New York Times, you'll love this. They're 10- to 12-minute podlets. It's really fun. The host is Elliot Kalin.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
So every Monday and Thursday, don't miss the fun. You can subscribe to Clueless wherever you get your podcasts. Anyway, let's get on to the guest. Smartless. Yeah. My guest today, this is very exciting. This is a long time coming for me. Huge fan. My guest today is a box office powerhouse. I refer to her as the triple A actress. I'll explain in a little bit.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
In the early 2000s, you might remember her as a ballet dancer trying to get picked for the American Ballet Academy in New York City or from taking a cross-country road trip with Britney Spears. Huh? Anything? However, her recent notable characters are mostly blue and green in complexion. And I can't wait for the new movie to come out. I can't wait to talk about it.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
And although she herself is hip and cool, every sci-fi nerd like me knows who she is. It's the magnetic, the most incredible Zoe Saldana. Zoe Saldana. Hello there. Woo! Good morning. I'm so excited. This is so exciting for me.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
I did go recently with me and Scotty and two other friends to an escape room. And it was, have you ever been? Is it inside your house?
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
Jason, I don't know if you've ever heard of this, but love is a universal language. Wait, what? What's love? Tell me what it is.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
Are you so happy with it? By the way, it's in my notes to get to at the end of this interview, but we're talking about it now. You, including three of your co-stars, won the award in Cannes for best performances, right? It's pretty outstanding. I can't wait to see this. Because on paper, I was reading the description.
SmartLess
"Zoe Saldaña"
It was like singing and dancing and this and that and other storylines that I want to give away, but like... It sounds incredible.
SmartLess
"David Leitch"
That's so insane. It was crazy. We'll be right back. And now back to the show.
SmartLess
"Adam Scott"
Yeah, and you kind of peek your eyes open. Is there light outside yet? No. Yeah.
SmartLess
"Adam Scott"
You arranged to meet one another and you took a photo together? Yeah. Is that what happened? Yeah. Hang on, dude.
SmartLess
"Adam Scott"
Yeah, my sister has it. Oh, your sister has it. It's her turn. It's seasonal, Adam. Yeah. Have you ever posted a photo of it or anything like that? It's on the documentary.
SmartLess
"Adam Scott"
They're just, they don't care at all. I don't know. Don't care. Your kids are like mine. They don't watch anything that we do.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
At the beginning, when I asked you about the risk-taking, I was like, would you do anything else other than swim with the sharks or whatever? And you said, no, absolutely not. We talked about skydiving. I'm just realizing what you do is so high-risk. So it's like that must fulfill some kind of rush in you.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I was walking down the street the other day and a girl had her earbuds in and she goes, oh my God, Sean Hayes. I go, yeah. She goes, you're really in New York. Just like you said you were on the podcast. I mean, I don't make it up.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Yeah. Sasha, I speak on behalf of millions of people that are fans of yours, like I am, like huge fans, where we're constantly waiting for your next thing, because you're one of the few artists that combine art and politics and have been so successful in all of those improvisational types of whatever you call them, movies where you play these characters.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Obviously, you can't tell us what it is you're working on, but could we expect another character to pop up in a movie soon? Are you excited about that type of thing to do that again? Because from the outside, I can't wait.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I would love that too. I'm around. Just give a shout. If you need a place to crash when you're in trouble in New York again, my place is yours.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I love you, Sasha, even though we don't know each other, I love you. You love me?
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I was going to say to him, nobody does. I mean, it sounds so cliche to say it, but it's true. Nobody does what he does. Nobody's ever done what he does.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
It's like a version of that in real life when he goes... But applying it to the real world. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Right, which is so... It's really cool. I never met him before. He just seems so...
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Yeah, he seems hyper-intelligent. He is. Oh, yeah, Cambridge, educated.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Aren't you amazed at how fast I know my answers whenever you ask what I had or what I'm going to have?
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Where is it from? No, the second night. There's a place, a block away. I can't remember the name of it.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Yeah, no. I can't remember. But it's a block away. It only takes a second to get. Yeah. It's so good. Wow. It's so good. It's one of the best in the city. You know what I'm going to have? What? Nothing.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
But Wednesday, that's what I'm saying. Wednesday, after Wednesday is over and you wrap your beautiful show, an amazing show that everybody's going to go ape shit about.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Hey, how are you? Nice to see you. Nice to meet you, Sasha. I don't think I've ever met you.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Do you do a lot of that stuff, Sascha? Like, do you thrill-seek? Are you a thrill-seeker?
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Well, probably yesterday. What do you mean by quickie? What do you mean by probably yesterday?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
That must have been... When I'm asked to force my call tomorrow, you know, it's going to be... Sure. Yeah, yeah. But, well, listen. Yeah. Mayor Pete, thank you for your service. Yes, indeed.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Now, with your father being a professor of literature, did that... I mean, were you... Stupid question, but I mean, I love listening to you talk. By the way, I do too.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
But your ability to shape a thought, your opinion, just to make it kind of tangible for folks, I appreciate because me not smart. But I love that you spend time on Fox too and that – That there's an ability to, you know, because we all need to kind of stop talking across one another and talk together. And so I love that you spent some time over there.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Is there a reason why more Democrats aren't talking over there? Are they not invited or do they not want to go? I just wish they'd do it more.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Yeah. Well, what made you think that you could become a mayor and get into politics at that early age? You became mayor at 29, I think? Yeah. Like, so coming back from Afghanistan, well, no, this is before you went to Afghanistan, but coming back from Oxford, you'd go, you worked for the consultant firm. At what point did you think, I might want to go into politics?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Was that as frightening as getting the call up to go overseas? I mean, you know, you get all that responsibility.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
So you're reading the manual and meanwhile you're screaming. Guys, stop honking. I know. It's not my fault.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Anything surprising about a mayor job that would surprise people? Something you didn't expect? Um...
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
That would have been crazy. Now, how does that differ from your first day as transportation secretary? What was that like? Was it... What is day one like when you're handling that large a department?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Come here, Etsy. So, Sean, did you get enough of an answer there for a friend about how to properly mule something?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
I went there when I was a little kid. Yeah, actually, it's my mother's mother that was from Malta, and that's where she met her husband, my grandfather, because he was in the British Air Force.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What an interesting little island out there, incredibly strategic and rich in history and And a great filming location, right? The Great Popeye was shot there. Yeah, yeah.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Hey, I want to get back to infrastructure for one second. You guys got that huge bill passed and got a lot of great stuff started. I'm assuming a lot of that stuff is still happening and marching forward. And if the answer to that is yes, are there –
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Is there anything you can talk about that maybe we might not know about that you're super excited about that is still a couple of years away from being completed? Because a lot of these things are obviously long-term builds. But like you said, like Bullet Train in Tokyo, like stuff like that. What's coming down the road?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Did you push forward stuff that we can expect to see a bunch of cars driving around without drivers behind it or trucks without drivers? Is that stuff coming as well? So, yeah, we worked on that.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
It's definitely- But as you mentioned earlier about distracted drivers and stuff, that takes the main cause of danger out of it.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
You seem to treasure, like we all do, our private life. And I would assume that your incredibly accomplished career in public life has made that difficult to maintain. Was that a part, as we all try to battle with it, is that a part that you are comfortable maintaining? Do you guys, do you find the ability to be private or are you guys... Because you must get stopped all the time on the street.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Yeah, there's a picture usually. It shows like a little picture somewhere on your screen where to stick it. But anyway. Anyway, yeah.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Did you think that maybe you should pop the trunk or the hood so that no one rear ends you or honks at you? Well, I had my hazards on. Doesn't work.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
But Pete, when you say flowing back through the people, would that be in the shape of perhaps training the workforce that would be without a job to better transition into a job that is available, maybe through the advancements?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
So then what would be the answer then? Getting back to your point about maybe training for transitioning into another available occupation. If that occupation is not aligned with somebody's passion or dreams or identity, what would the answer then be to how to use the newfound funds?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Well, is it something that you're tracking on your aura ring on the app itself?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Pete, before we let you go, I would love to hear from you who, if you could travel back in time, who would you love to sit down, have a coffee with to get some tips from on how to address this, I guess I shouldn't say uniquely challenging situation, where we find ourselves in because we seem to cycle through moments like this. But who would you love to talk to right now?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
What? Yeah. Really? Just to see, just a nice meal? How did he come up with it all?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
All right, looking forward to seeing more of you in the very near future, if you know what I mean. I'll be around.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Guys, it's a great segue. I've got a guest that can answer a lot of high-stress driving questions for you.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Did you start calling him Pete? I think I did. It came out by accident, and I felt like that was maybe disrespectful. No, was it?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
What's the matter with you? Did that come out of the candy bowl there in the living room? Yes, you know it very well.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Today, we've got a guest that's going to prove to you, too, that hard work can bring great results. Fellas, if you just show a little discipline and focus, read a book, for God's sakes, and apply yourself, you can reach great heights, Will. Sean. Okay, I'm working on it. This guy was named valedictorian in high school, voted most likely to become president.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Weren't we just talking about the Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg? And now I brought us into floss. I apologize.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
You know, I think of a lot of them in between, like during the week, and then I forget them.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
A bison, I heard, you know, would be a good one to work in. We did that a million times. It's such a stupid thing that we're doing.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
But every single time we get to it, it's insane to me. And now it's just ironic, you know, that we're doing like, it's so dumb that we just decided, well, it's so dumb, let's just still do it. Should we not?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Well, yeah, how would you wrap this thing up without... I have one that would work perfectly for him.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
He went on to graduate college magna cum laude, and that would be from BTW Harvard. Then he was awarded a Rhodes Scholarship to study at Oxford, so he did that. Graduated first class honors in philosophy, politics, economics, and he came home and split his time between serving in Afghanistan and mayor at 29. Oh. Oh, I know this fella.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
He's since served four years as United States Secretary of Transportation and hopefully his high school class is right and he'll be our president one of these days.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Hi there. Now, so can you explain to Sean, because in Afghanistan, you were driving, were you not? Yeah, yeah, it was a big part of my job over there. High stress driving. And so what would you suggest to him there on Wilshire and Rodeo? Should he pop his trunk so he doesn't get rear-ended?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Sure, sure. And so you were driving top speed, looking out for the road mines on your way to reconnaissance and things like that. And that sounds very stressful.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Would you ask your passengers to rate you favorably? You know, I should have. Yeah.
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Did you ever consider getting your pilot's license and joining the Air Force instead of the Navy?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
So, Sean, your kind of fuzzy vision derailed a long career as an aviator?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
So then, all right. So then your vision kept you... All right. So then it was... But what about... Now, there wasn't... Both of your parents are... are academics and educators, but there's no, is there military in your family at all? What got you to lean that way?
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
Can you talk about that moment, to the extent you're comfortable, when you got that call that you actually were going to go overseas and serve? Because I'd imagine a lot of folks
SmartLess
"Pete Buttigieg"
join the service and they it's during it's not during wartime and they they never get uh in in combat and you but you're going over like is it's got to be somewhat frightening um what can you talk about that yeah your first day like or that you're gonna go time to pack your bags yeah
SmartLess
"Bill Gates"
Keep pace. Watch the cracks. Hello, everybody at the supermarket. Hello, everybody who's driving. Check your mirrors.
SmartLess
"Bill Gates"
Yeah. Go ahead, Sean. I was just gonna say, I love all the, talking about medicine, I love all the medical things you're doing. Do I call you Bill? Do I call you Mr. Gates?
SmartLess
"Bill Gates"
Oh, hey, Trey. So hey, Trey, I love all the medical things you're involved with. And so what's your favorite one you're working on? And how has all being around all the innovation of this medical world that you're involved with changed the way you live your life, whether that's food, you know, diet or whatever it is that we don't know about?
SmartLess
"Bill Gates"
Is there any truth to the fact, because I hear like they actually, you know, you hear these conspiracies that there actually is a cure for HIV or there is a cure for all these things, but they suppress it because there's too much money in pharmaceuticals.
SmartLess
"Bill Gates"
Yeah, amazing. What about, I want to know, like, about that gut probe in a pill, like you just eat a pill. Like, describe that to me, because I just read headlines about it. I didn't really know anything about it. What is that technology, and what is it used for? Probe in a pill. Probe in a pill. Yeah, like you eat a pill and it probes your guts. Oh, boy.
SmartLess
"Bill Gates"
No, that's good. I just had one question about another issue. Sorry, Will, right before that, but I do want to get to that. I'm really passionate about this because of the fires that just happened, because of the constant droughts in California. We talked to Kamala Harris about this like three, four years ago when she was the senator in California, is like most of the earth is water.
SmartLess
"Bill Gates"
And so when there's a shortage of water, I'm like, how can we not figure out how to desalinate water? And people say it's too expensive. Well, it's more expensive to not figure it out. And so what are your thoughts about that? And do you have any kind of desire to be in that world?
SmartLess
"Bill Gates"
Yeah, yeah, right, right, right. It's almost like everybody's looking, to your point, Will, it's like everybody's looking for that guy who has all the answers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, I wanted to ask him, like people like that, do you have perspective about being one of the people that changed the, fucking world. No, I know.
SmartLess
"Bill Gates"
Yeah, and because wasn't it, I think Warren Buffett said, because if you can't figure out how to live off of $500 million, there's a problem. Isn't that part of that pact? That's right. I think I read that somewhere.
SmartLess
"Bill Gates"
I also love the work that I wanted to get more into the... Oh, here we go. Jesus Christ. You couldn't even fucking get... I wanted to get into the biotechnology. The biotechnology. Why?
SmartLess
"Bill Gates"
Was there a lot of competition, though? There had to be. When you're sitting in your garage or wherever you were with Paul, designing this and coming up with this and all that stuff, back then, you didn't have the... People didn't know what you were doing, right? Everybody knows what everybody's doing now. And so you had this kind of secrecy so you could protect yourself.
SmartLess
"Bill Gates"
But as it grew and became the thing that it became, how do you protect yourself and how did you protect yourself from competitors? And was Apple the only competitor?
SmartLess
"Bill Gates"
Right. Yeah, I was going to say, because now you have, instead of Google, Microsoft, and Apple, you have 200 AI companies now, because people see the future much more quickly now than they did then.
SmartLess
"Bill Gates"
My friend keeps saying, cheer up, man. It could be worse. You could be stuck on the ground in a hole full of water. I know he means well.
Soder
71: America Shits Itself with Andrew Callaghan | Soder Podcast | EP 69
A guy stealing my home. His name is Bill Joyner. Financially, he wanted to destroy me. He destroyed my 25-year business, separated and devastated my family. So that answers your question.
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Yeah, you earned it.
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Really unlikely, but again.
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Of the people. Of the people, like. Three.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, permanently joining the Bread Basket Podcast.
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I thought you were making up a song.
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I don't know.
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I would stand right here.
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I'm like, let's like, let's like tap in with the ocean. Like, let's, let's, let's explore more.
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No.
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That's weird as fuck. What you're doing is you're humming inside. Yeah, yeah.
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Try to sing straight out of the nose. Yeah. Remember in choir, they teach you through the nose.
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Shout out to Adam Cave.
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Ketchup used to be sold as medicine in 1834.
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What was it for? Like indigestion. They didn't understand ketchup, clearly. Yeah, I think they hadn't found- Imagine that, doing some Heinz for medicine.
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Oh, yeah. I thought you were saying like trying to. And you could try to fight it.
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That's a crazy thing. All right, so read off your five and then guess which July was.
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Yeah, it's righty-lefty, obviously. It is. But I think you had a bit of a point, small point.
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I'm going to do that for my kid maybe.
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I want my kid to train MMA, but no pressure though.
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Yes, I'm gonna I'm gonna start training MMA next year and just not tell anybody. Imagine. I might do that.
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The smallest human was nine inches. The bumblebee bat is the weight of two M&Ms, smallest mammal. Soccer comes from the word association. I feel like that's not true.
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I am a bone, but I've never been part of a skeleton and dogs wouldn't want to snack on me.
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I don't know why. Saunas, for some reason, I actually feel like I'm baking in an oven.
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But, dude, so another thing about rap, though, have you seen the feature this year with the top 20?
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You'll love this. You'll freaking love this. So there's a feature this year where basically –
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Wow, that's actually crazy. He was six.
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I think... And shout out to Kamish. Did you see Kamish in an interview? Uh-uh. He was basically just like, I would get a bunch of emails every day. People wanted it, so we're just bringing it back.
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Yeah. That's an issue.
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A McDouble tastes so f***ing good. And if you're saying it tastes bad, you are lying. It tastes so good.
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Was that a solo record? That Rizzler record? Did he put that out?
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I have to be in the room with the producer.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Because people thought he was taking a shot at AJ and Pete Justice.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
All right, we got Matt here. He said, hey, gents, how long do you think it would take you to realize that Rajon Rondo never existed? Like, if you Google him, nothing comes up. His stats never existed.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Brady Kruger said y'all were number one pod on my Spotify.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Appreciate that. Thanks, man. That's awesome.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
You've played Uno. Yeah.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
100%.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
It helps them produce eggs, like the bite.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
You say it's just a no.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
So maybe I'm lying. And maybe I just made that up.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Maybe that could be cool. Maybe he planned all of it and we're just behind.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
He said, what's good? Nook and cranny. Just wanted to get your thoughts on Mr. Peanut running for POTNC, president of the nut community against former president almond. Hate to get political, but the nuts need to hear your view. Thanks. And huge fan of yams. What are yams?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
So here you go. We're doing yam talk. I agree though. I think it's great for Mr. Peanut to run. I think it's hard. He faked his death. And I think that's a weird, I think people, they forget, but they don't forget.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
And it would be like, to me, though, it could be a lie because it's like, and it might be a lie. It's interesting that we don't just know that. That feels like that fact would be a more, people get bit by mosquitoes. I feel like you would know that.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
So you think Mr. Peanut's the guy? I think we just need a guy to champion.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Yeah. Vote for Nutcracker.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
tigo v dz he said what's up my fellow homo sapiens what's up heard there were some issues with the alphabet so nick and me made a new one sounds like just his like buddy and him uh tried to fix some problems while still curing the classics love love carmel by the way
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I think it's a great alphabet, man. We got Christian here. He said, what's up Z Money and Dan the Man? What's up? What's up? What do you think about Rudolph? This is a whole situation. I saw this. What do you think about Rudolph calling Blitzen bitchin'? Like bitchin'? Like insult. Because he can't deal with a bit of fog.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
They try to make it where it's not female only?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I know the other reindeers used to make fun of Rudolph when he was coming up, but still this is no way for a captain to act, in my opinion, over and out. I think he kind of outlined the whole situation very well. There's baggage for Rudolph.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
But he's a revenue generator.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
He said, what's up, boys? Got a question for the two of you. So there's one for me, one for you. First one is, do we think Danny could beat 14-year-old Steph Curry in a three-point contest?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
No. I think probably not. I mean, the question was Steph then. He was probably already a better shooter, but...
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I think it's, yeah, it would just depend on where Steph is at in his process. This one for you, unfortunately, I don't think you win. I don't think I win either. But, you know, the hypothetical is for you here.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
11.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I think 13 is when it gets close.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
He said, salutations, gentlemen.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
What's up? How many times would you have to see different people wearing the exact same shirt before you came terrified? I think a lot of that depends on the shirt. Yeah, 100%.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Like if you woke up and we filmed and you drove here to spam, you'd probably see someone in the street with it. And then if you saw me with it, that'd be a giveaway.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Now I'm like, are crumble cookies nasty?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I have to get one. And then I'm going to see it from everybody else's perspective of it being nasty.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
And you don't have data. And you can't call unless you're on Wi-Fi.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I just think, and I think you're going to go, I think you're going to do what I'm doing.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
So, yeah, I never really think about mosquito PR teams. They're very strong.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
UFC, but then also the Rockies play-in game was sick.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
nothing and that's like remember ryan sheely's bat yes so ryan sheely was on the sky socks and he threw up a bat to a guy uh-huh and then pops was just like can i have that for my sons and the guy said yeah exactly the bat and because there's also like who is ryan sheely i don't know but we were that was like our favorite player ever that was like a ryan she was a triple a baseball player
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Tate said, my favorite brothers, I am an elementary school teacher, and I am absolutely using these riddles in my classroom. So from Riddle Me Sticks.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
How many screwdrivers to vocalize frustration?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
A reminder.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
send Matt time track.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Wouldn't you say that about me?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
They don't bother me that much.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
The problem is we don't know how it's pronounced.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
We know how to pronounce apple because we know it's apple.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
That's true.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Yeah, Gilbert.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I think that he's probably really excited. If I won Rookie Teacher of the Year, I'd also be pretty freaking excited.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
You have to go, you have to go 10 pounds or higher if you want to get out a bug.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Some of them it's probably actually like a medical thing.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Maybe we have one on.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
It's okay.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I would like to choose lefty too.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
We're going to play the trivia game again.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Well, that's how I am.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
You were in a nice Beach bag for like a week. Okay. Was that, you did two picks there. So now I'm going to go pick three here.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
No. So that's that. That's how that initially was because football was the name and then soccer is a manufacturer name.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Well, I'm not lying to you.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I'm not lying to you on this one.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
We've talked about, we've done like, would you rather you could be 10 feet or eight inches or whatever? This guy was nine inches, which is sick. As a baby?
The Bread Basket Podcast
The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Mm-hmm.
The Bread Basket Podcast
The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
132.
The Bread Basket Podcast
The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
100%.
The Bread Basket Podcast
We're In People Magazine, Draft Of Things That Never Meet The Hype, And We Try The New Shaq Gummies
14.
The Bread Basket Podcast
We're In People Magazine, Draft Of Things That Never Meet The Hype, And We Try The New Shaq Gummies
15.
The Bread Basket Podcast
We're In People Magazine, Draft Of Things That Never Meet The Hype, And We Try The New Shaq Gummies
That's a competitive gummy.
The Bread Basket Podcast
We're In People Magazine, Draft Of Things That Never Meet The Hype, And We Try The New Shaq Gummies
Yeah.
The Bread Basket Podcast
We're In People Magazine, Draft Of Things That Never Meet The Hype, And We Try The New Shaq Gummies
100%.
The Bread Basket Podcast
We're In People Magazine, Draft Of Things That Never Meet The Hype, And We Try The New Shaq Gummies
100%.
The Bread Basket Podcast
We're In People Magazine, Draft Of Things That Never Meet The Hype, And We Try The New Shaq Gummies
100%.
The Bread Basket Podcast
We're In People Magazine, Draft Of Things That Never Meet The Hype, And We Try The New Shaq Gummies
88.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Beards, The Final Four Is Set, Sour Patch Kids Drama, And Q's From The Sticks
Yeah.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Beards, The Final Four Is Set, Sour Patch Kids Drama, And Q's From The Sticks
No, he's the one that I glace.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Beards, The Final Four Is Set, Sour Patch Kids Drama, And Q's From The Sticks
100%.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
I mean, when they what?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
And you get this like a frozen food section.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
So you're saying whoever slices them up, they just take a piece of bread.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Falling back to me.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Most valuable...
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
I think that's read that. That's what I was trying to find here.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
I mean, Mark's cooking.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
He said, got a little stanza for you boys. Big Gouda on the beat. Audio only. Not like these YouTube sticks. No, we're not doing that.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
I wasn't.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
115.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
So you do too.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
LVDD.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
No. Least valuable dietary decision.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
So I think this was, yeah, I think it was Sunday.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, my MV I forgot to bring, which is a typical thing you need to do. But I found these little mini Rice Krispie treats and they're freaking adorable and awesome.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I got like a couple of things, a cologne. I have a picture of the family. Okay.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
And I'll send them like a... like a video of me kind of like handling them. They're like way smaller and way cuter in person.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
And I said Freddie Freeman.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, it's Van Vliet, right?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, and he just... Or is it the announcer says Van Vliet?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Dude, I also saw Lonzo Ball is back and he's already on the trading block.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Warriors would have been a dynasty if they didn't miss on Wiseman. So that's just one. They would have. I want to just put that in the forefront. If they drafted the mellow ball.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
It might be harder to read them. I kind of find that we both kind of just respect the Riddle Me Stick.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
And it's like, I'm kind of going to give you a chance to, to, to read it.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
It would be good for my sinuses.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
5,453.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
But I don't use this word often. I'm obsessed with these freaking things.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
So I'm going to only shoot threes.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I mean, it probably would have worked better if I just laid it up every time.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
It's what you have to do.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I did not see it, but I do.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
You a fan?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, it's just less fun.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Nobody wants one. Everybody gets one.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
A birthday. I don't know.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
F**k you guys.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Tap. What bet can ever be won? Like Nicola Jokic under? The alpha bet. See, that was like a joke. That was a joke that didn't land.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
You travel the world, but you stick in one spot always. You always stick in one spot, but you travel the world.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Whoa, hold on. Time out.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
You have three matches.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
You put them in the four rotation.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
It's like a son went fishing with a doctor.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Thumbs.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I thought it was like the Mad Lib pen, right?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
No, I don't know. I don't know exactly. Let's talk about this. Let's talk about this for a second. I didn't know what I did with that pen. I thought it was the Mad Lib pen. I thought that was the Mad Lib. You thought you were being like, let's put this pen in the Mad Lib book. You brought this pen from home.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
It's all good.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Okay.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I can't wait for these people to see it. Yeah, if you guys want one.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
You got the smiley face? I got the smiley face. That's my signature. That's very good.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah. I signed for you.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I'm sorry. Can I just say one thing? Jaden knows that. Jaden doesn't know because he just said it. Danny, Nikola Jokic is closer to... I was trying to make a comparison.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Same. Okay.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Jack Terry asks, have you ever been so far as to even pretend to want to go do more like?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
He seems distressed. You know what I'm saying?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
No, don't be mean to Jack. He says, have you ever been so far as to even pretend to want to go do more like...
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, I don't think I would even notice if somebody didn't have eyebrows. If somebody, dude, girls.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
You can be grossed out by it, but man, you're missing out.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
That shit's good.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
It's really, really nice.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
What? I'm going to drop a bomb on you.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Not my cup.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I like that. I've never said it.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, I mean, I think, but while yes, you should be polite, you should ask them to be dismissed.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
There was no boundaries.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I think they're the best.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I'm going to definitely go for the money.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I'm just going to maybe like team up with like a friend.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
You know what? We're going to win the conference finals.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I'm going to see if they have it on the book.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I'm not taking that.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
no because i mean at that point like i need to hire security yeah no deal all right with this one we got riley here he says if the first half of the rainbow red orange yellow fought the second half of the rainbow green blue purple it's not close who would come out on top also how much are you betting that your half would win i mean i don't think it's close either i don't even like the spread is not that good but i it's not close dude it's blue it's that blue squad what
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
No, I know that. They have better defense.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I also think there's no cohesiveness in purple, blue, green.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Okay.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, we're going to keep doing those. Those are very fun. It's hard to break the records sometimes. Because they're world records. And it's also like we could not break one today because we went to the soccer field and people are playing on the soccer field.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I can't get on there.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
You know what I'm saying?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
hell out of my nose yeah yeah so you're blowing them out today blowing the nose i was i've been yeah i used a couple tissues yeah if you don't mind and i'll pay you back for those that's all good you're good you're good i don't i'm not you're good no i'm not all good i don't it's not all it's not just okay man but that yeah just because you know we're friends and you can use brothers okay
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah. The thing with Dudley that I really struggle with is Dudley. When do I swallow?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I feel like it wouldn't allow me to start filming if it didn't have a card.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, I mean, that's it. Yeah. And I'm pissed, though, that I'm sick.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Okay. Yeah, I will. My rookie... is going to be, I got two rookies. One, socks. Socks are great.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
So I was back in Colorado and I just did the thing where I literally packed nothing.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Bought a bunch of socks and I've been really enjoying just slipping into a new pair.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
And that's fine because I bought 24 pairs.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
And so now I've just been living luxury.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah. My other rookie is this pendant I've got going on. Let's see it. I believe it's Jesus.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Where'd you get that? So I ordered a pendant, right? And it was like a saint. It was like a really cool saint.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
I might've been a Michael type of guy.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
Just a Saint. Yeah. And I was, cause I was reading this little thing online and I was like, that's me.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
That's me.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach's Flu Pod, Danny Learns To Draw, Socks Rock, Milk Duds Stink, And Questions From The Sticks
It's a great jacket.
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
88: Left My Gallbladder in Italy
I had a sack. I had a sack. They gave me a sack. And when I had to go to the bathroom, I had to go to the sack. When I had to pee, I had to pee right after the surgery.
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
88: Left My Gallbladder in Italy
Pissed on a pad? Check. Pissed on a pad like a puppy? Check. What the fuck? And I have a sack? No!
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
88: Left My Gallbladder in Italy
Y'all, what a fucking two weeks this has been. Oh, my God.
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
88: Left My Gallbladder in Italy
So, oh my god, it's huge. Okay, okay. So, I'm just gonna go ahead and wrap up the episode right now, so.
The Bryce Crawford Podcast
The Harry Jowsey Interview (EP 82)
That's what I told my dad. I was like, I want to have something, brother. Come on.
The Bryce Crawford Podcast
The Harry Jowsey Interview (EP 82)
I don't know how long we'll be talking.
The Bryce Crawford Podcast
The Harry Jowsey Interview (EP 82)
Because you're stressed. Because I'm stressed out.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Yeah.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Yeah. It's okay.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Thank you.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Sure.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
Madam President, the certificate of the electoral vote of the state of Rhode Island seems to be regular in form and authentic, and it appears therefrom that Kamala D. Harris of the state of California received four votes for president, and Tim Walz of the state of Minnesota received four votes for vice president. The certification is underway.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
The votes for President of the United States are as follows. Donald J. Trump of the state of Florida has received 312 votes. Kamala D. Harris of the state of California has received 226 votes. This announcement of the state of the vote by the President of the Senate shall be deemed a sufficient declaration of the persons elected President and Vice President of the United States.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
each for a term beginning on the 20th day of January 2025. This is huge history, everybody.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
In the aftermath of the violence that occurred on January 6th, 2021, Congress took steps to make it harder for Congress to overturn an election result. Back before then, the law allowed for one House member and one senator to vote to overturn any individual state's election results. They get it by having one member from each chamber actually could force a vote.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
in both chambers of Congress to get rid of that state's certified electoral result. But in the aftermath of 2021, Congress required now one fifth of both the House and the Senate. That is a threshold for the number of members that have to agree to force a vote to overturn a state election result.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
That much higher threshold will make it much harder for anyone to try to get rid of any electoral result that was certified by individual states.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
Madam President, the certificate of the electoral vote of the state of Ohio seems to be regular in form and authentic. And it appears, therefore, that Donald J. Trump of the state of Florida received 17 votes for president and J.D. Vance of the state of Ohio received 17 votes for vice president.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
Madam President, the certificate of the electoral vote of the state of Oklahoma seems to be regular in form and authentic, and it appears, therefore, that Donald J. Trump of the state of Florida received seven votes for president, and J.D. Vance of the state of Ohio received seven votes for vice president.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How Barack Obama Ruined The Democrats ft. PBD
Donald Trump had that crazy rally in Madison Square Garden. Oh, wow. Yeah. I rolled the dice and I called him on the phone. And he answered. Of course he did. Of course. I was able to get to him by dialing his phone. Now, that might be completely ape shit, and you're like, I can't believe people know this guy's phone number.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How Barack Obama Ruined The Democrats ft. PBD
But the reverse of that, if I were to want to connect with VP Harris or President Biden, there's 50 people. Between me and that, I could write a note that maybe could get to somebody to get somebody then through Pony Express and a pigeon, something might end up in a mailbox near them. And I called DJT to say, yo, can I have an interview? And he answered. But I still was able to connect with him.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How Barack Obama Ruined The Democrats ft. PBD
For more on many of these stories and news you can trust, go to charliekirk.com.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How Barack Obama Ruined The Democrats ft. PBD
Charlie Kirk's running the White House, folks. I want to thank Charlie. He's an incredible guy. His spirit, his love of this country. He's done an amazing job building one of the most powerful youth organizations ever created, Turning Point USA.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Charlie, what you've done is incredible here.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Maybe Charlie Kirk is on the college campus.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
I want you to know we are lucky to have Charlie Kirk.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Thank you. Thank you. The first time I met President Trump in person, he invited us to lunch, my attorney and I. And to be honest, I didn't do anything. I just sat there.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
I didn't really speak because I wanted to watch the man and listen to what he had to say and what his conversation was like because I knew he wasn't a politician, but I knew that he had been president before, and I wanted to see if he was a real, authentic man who actually cared for the American people. And... So I watched him. I watched how he interacted.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
I also watched how much his staff really respected him and how much his staff loved working for him. But the thing that changed the way that I looked at him as a person was I realized that he was a dad. that he was a grandfather. And when you spoke to him, you could see in his eyes that he genuinely cared about his fellow human being.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Thank you.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
I mean, we're back. America is back. The strength and security that Donald Trump brings to the White House is what we've needed. He's done it before. He's going to do it again. We're going to make all of these communities safe. And like Tom Holman said, if you're not going to help, get the hell out of the way.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Donald Trump is by far the best president in the history of this country, and he's going to show everybody exactly why. Thank you.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Keep Texas, Texas. Amen. And I've got to say, this election has given President Donald J. Trump, a Republican Senate and a Republican House, a clear mandate to deliver on our promises. One month from today, President Trump will secure the border. We are going to bring back jobs. We are going to lower prices. We are going to protect American families. We are going to put criminals in jail.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
We are going to keep our kids safe. We are going to end foreign wars with victory. And I'll tell you, Mr. President, the results of this election, seven battleground states, you won all seven. The people elected a Republican Senate and a Republican House to have your back, and we are going to deliver results.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
And if I could speak parochially for a minute, one of the most consequential things that happened in this race in Texas, you won profoundly in Texas, and both you and I won a majority of Hispanic votes in the great state of Texas. That is unprecedented.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
That is generational change, and it demonstrates that we are going to protect our nation, we are going to bring our country back, and we are going to make America great again.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
It takes three things to win in a battleground state. Number one, you got to get out the vote. Number two, you got to protect the ballot. And number three, you have to have a great candidate who runs a great race. The people in this room helped us get out the vote. They helped us protect the ballot. We would not have been able to win all those battleground states without you.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
But when it comes to having a great candidate who runs a great race, there is simply nobody better ever than the 45th and now 47th president of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
It really is.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
Hey, Charlie. First time on the show live. Actually listening to the show live. So excited that I got to talk to you. Quick question. I'm interested in your opinion on this third term project that showed up at CPAC this week, you know, purporting to allow President Trump to run again. I'm from my kind of libertarian sort of roots kind of. fundamentally against it.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
But I'd like to see term limits for all elected officials. But just wondering, you know, if you could give your context and thoughts on it.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
Yeah. Hi, Charlie. Thank you. First off, I want to publicly thank President Trump for signing the executive order keeping education accessible and ending the COVID-19 vaccine mandates in schools. But I'm not sure if the president or if other people are aware of what's been happening in California since 2016.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
Governor Jerry Brown passed a bill, the SB 277, which removed personal belief or religious belief as a reason to be exempted from vaccines in order to enter school. So my question is, do you see Trump doing the same thing for all vaccines? Because the rationale inside of that executive order, the language used is pretty compelling.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
It's talking about children being coerced to take a shot and conditioning their education on it. And how parents should be empowered, free to make their own decisions.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
and so this is this is critical because as rfk junior has stated there are no pre-licensure double-blind placebo tests for any of the vaccines out there and so i'm not comfortable injecting my two boys with aborted fetal tissue and no neural toxins without that 100 assurance that they'll be okay along with the five billion dollars paid out to the vaccine injury compensation programs
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
So, my question is, do you see him actually moving just beyond COVID-19 and going to all vaccines and giving Californians, and I know Colorado and Hawaii have a similar thing, but giving Californians the right to go back to school and not being forced out of school?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
Yeah, I agree. It's forcing a lot of families out of school.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
For more on many of these stories and news you can trust, go to CharlieKirk.com.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
Charlie, what you've done is incredible here.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
I want you to know we are lucky to have Charlie Kirk.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
Charlie Kirk's running the White House, folks. I want to thank Charlie. He's an incredible guy. His spirit, his love of this country. He's done an amazing job building one of the most powerful youth organizations ever created, Turning Point USA.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
I want you to know we are lucky to have Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk's running the White House, folks.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
So I share the disillusionment that Ambassador McFaul was talking about. This was a disgraceful performance by the president of the United States, a disgraceful performance by the vice president. They have humiliated the United States on the world stage. It reinforces all the suspicions of our European partners that America can no longer be trusted as an ally.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
And I think at the end of the day, you know, perhaps this puts to rest some of the things we've been hearing that, you know, there are some members in the GOP, for example, senators and others who are trying to change President Trump's mind. I think that's gone at this point.
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The guy who wanted to pay me in foreign currency, no interest over 36 months? Yeah, no. Carvana gave me an offer in minutes, picked it up, and paid me on the spot. It was so convenient.
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And I'm like, dude, I don't fucking know about the bag. What about the TV?
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I don't know. A couple of days ago. I don't know. A couple of days ago.
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And she's like, well, I mean, you don't think it was the meat I put down there the other day?
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The world is falling apart around us, John, and I'm dying inside.
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Just A Boy and His Stories...
I'm just assuming she ended up in a better place.
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Let's catch up on a few television shows. I'm just talking to myself.
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Just A Boy and His Stories...
Maybe. I don't know for sure, but I watched them on Prime. Yeah, you have to subscribe. Yeah, that's the thing. Lioness is a good one. You got two whole seasons you can just run right through.
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Just A Boy and His Stories...
He's got a goatee. He talks like this. And you see he's got a really cool low voice. And he says, hey, someone done killed some drug dealers up on the ranch. And now I got to go take care of it. So I need you to stay here. I got this bag of money. Remember No Country for Old Men? Yeah, I do. One of the best movies.
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Take me to my happy place, Blue Ridge, Georgia. Okay, all right.
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I'm a show of my former self. At the beach. At the beach. That's a whale of a good time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
But we knew that he was making his final album, and it was like a love letter to his fans to kind of explain to them what was happening.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
Yeah, that's scary. I mean, any time that you have your heroes, it's like... obviously being a football player and you hear so commonly about the health risks of football and when you're playing, you're so like laser focused and it feels so far away. And I'm at the age now where I start to hear about teammates who are sick or teammates that passed away.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
And when you get to that moment where it's like, whoa, these are guys, it's not an old guy thing anymore. These are guys that were in the locker room with me. It does hit you like much different. And when you hear D Wade talk about it, it kind of felt like that because it's like, To your point, this is at times the Superman.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
I've had moments where I've had health scares, like in retirement. And to your point, coming face to face with the potential of mortality is very, very heavy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
Yeah. And I think more than that, you'll do anything to complete your job at the best that you can, because that's how you're trained. I took a lot of anti-inflammatories. I'll go on record in saying that. Like, I literally could not. Tell me the most you've ever taken, like, in one sitting. Most? I mean, it's hard to say. Because it's like you don't even think about it. Like, oh, how many pills?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
You start to just take what, okay, I felt best. I took this amount yesterday. Right. And I didn't feel perfect. So you add some more. You add a little bit more. So five? I mean, I've taken six Advil pills. Eight Advil. Eight? Yeah, like it's, you know, 800s. You take Voltaren.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
Like, I couldn't play a game without Toradol. And it got banned by the league eventually. But, yeah, you get a shot or you get a peel because, honestly, it's like, yes, I'm 5'7", 180 pounds. Physics will tell you if Ray Lewis hits me, it's going to hurt. And I can't do my job if I hurt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
So Toradol will mask the pain for a couple of hours so that when he hits me, I get up and talk my trash, but the very next play, I'm still the same receiver. Pre-game? Literally, yes. Every game? I cannot play a game without him. I got to Cleveland, first game, me, Dante Wittner, Carlos Dansby. Free agents to the Browns. Game one, we go to the training room, drop our pants.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
Like, they're like, what the hell are you doing? Oh, they didn't know what you were. And we're like, time for the shot, right? Like, we had gotten to a group and we're like, hey, let's just go in now. We get it out the way and let it start to kick in. They were like, yeah, we don't do that here. And we were like, how the hell are we supposed to play in an NFL game?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
Closed his eyes, made a wish. Still McCarthy said goodbye. Is Schottenheimer Jerry's guy? We're gonna contemplate all through the night. Chance of smiles. There's a guy Chicago can't.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
But it was banned, and it was like they wouldn't do it. So, yeah, it's a tough business. It hurts as much as it looks, you know, and you got to get through it because that's what you're getting paid for.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
At that time, it was me and the three guys that were new to the locker room, and we didn't know what this organization's rules were. So to us, we had come here, and we were more old-school players than probably the guys that they had in the locker room at that time, and this was a part of our process. You know, so.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
It would literally ruin your whole week because your recovery is slower. The pain hurts a little bit more. And even in the game, it just, to your point about when you stop taking it, you tank, it's, yeah, try to do anything in pain, you're gonna be worse at it. Right. So you do as much as you can to mask the pain. You know, I limp down steps right now, like I'm 70 years old in the morning.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
because of the scar tissue in my ankle, and I could not have been the player I was without a painkiller or Voltaren to keep the swelling down, because it's impossible.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
I wouldn't say different than everybody else. There are a lot of players that when they hit you, it hurts. Now, Ray Lewis is, for me, like that good middle ground of, yes, he can hit you. Like Terrell Suggs can hit you. The chances of Terrell Suggs catching me is a little lower than me catching the ball and not seeing Ray Lewis coming. Or Troy Palomaro. Troy Palomaro probably...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
in my career, hit me the hardest. That hurt the worst. He was a torpedo. And it's not a strength thing. Like, yes, strength is a faction of it. Your speed, your acceleration, all the science. And then there are just guys who know how to maximize the impact of their body against another body better than most. And Troy Palamalu, Ray was really good at that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
There are certain guys that I would get hit by. Ed Reed would hit me, and I was never like... You know, he didn't break through the Toradol. Polamalu broke through the Toradol. It was like, okay, this- About James Harrison. This one is immune to this. James Harrison, yes, he would kill you, but James never got me. And I would actually talk a lot of crap to James Harrison.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
He was actively trying to kill the Cleveland Browns.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Yes, yeah. He was trying to kill them. Were you there when he killed Josh? I was not. I was in Cincinnati when he killed Josh. And then he signed to Cincinnati my third year there. So we played together.
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And then... Would he talk openly about how he was trying to kill other people on the field?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he talked about his... He had a plan. Like, it was like he had it written out and... So it was premeditated.
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Yeah. He was like, I'm going to catch a body today. And I'm like, all right, well, glad you're on my team this year. So then for the rest of my career, when I played against him, I would egg it on. There's actually, I got a really bad concussion versus the Steelers in 2015, where I get hit and I come to, it was like the third quarter, like 3.45 p.m., I get hit,
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The next moment, I remember it's midnight. I'm in the hospital.
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Swear to you. Come on, man. I'm like, Mom, what are you doing here? Right? It was like the last play. I was on the field. And this time, I'm in the hospital. But in that game, I was talking so much shit. The defensive play to James. They were like headhunting me. Because I was like, it don't matter. You ain't going to catch me. And of course, Johnny throws a pick.
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And I turn around and here comes the, I believe it was Jarvis.
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Whoever the D is, every one of them on film, you can see the moment the pick happens, they are trying to find me. He catches me, straight launch, helmet to helmet. Next thing I know, I'm at UPMC Medical.
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But behind him we will stand All of the hope he'll bring If he's up to the task I'll take Iberflues Yeah, he's got the juice Get the defense right Glory hole is in sight I'll take Iberflues But if we still lose Then it's ear, nose, and throat Time at doctor's school
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They wrote articles on Pittsburgh blogs detailing the sequence of events. Like, here's Hawkins after a catch jumping up, talking trash to James Harrison. Here's where he flinches at another DN who is six feet bigger than him.
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There it is. I like that. But both of those things are fact. Because when we would watch them on film, we would go into those games, and, I mean, Jay Gruden was our OC, and he would straight up say, like, hey, there's no rhyme or reason to anything this dude does. Robert and Kirk. Huh?
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That's not bad, actually. Now that I have the context. It's a little flaky. Not like Troy Palomaro, though. No. Okay. I like what you did there. Troy was great, though. He would literally, on any given play, take a chance that you had never seen on film. And honestly, a lot of that was in large part to Ryan Clark, who was kind of the by-the-book safety.
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And the way he played was another way we would be baffled by two things. We'd be baffled by Polamalu when he decides to take those crazy chances. And Ryan Clark had this weird way of diagnosing runner pass before anybody else that it felt like cheating. And I never quite figured it out. And I've asked him and he hasn't given me.
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But it was like on film, it would be like, how do you know so quickly what this is?
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We had a Jay Gruden that was really good at saying Kirk, so we decided to run with it.
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I love slants, man. Wow. That's what they're sponsoring.
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Was that you or Gruden who just did that? I love slants, man. Wow. No, I love my brother, man. He's over here, actually. He's looking for his quarterback over here. Where's Robert? Kirk. I love that, man.
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More than that, man. I'll help you look for him, man. Robert, Kirk, Kirk. Robert, Kirk, Kirk.
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I should hold a camp, man, and find your quarter.
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I love that game. You count, okay? I'm going to go run. One. Two.
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Don't forget about four. I love four. Four. Robert.
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It's a good QB room. RG3 and Kirk Cousins. That's solid, man. That was an incredible impersonation. As someone who played under Jay Gruden for three years, that is an undercover, spot-on impersonation. The world's only one. The world's only Jay Gruden. I've never heard anyone ever impersonate Jay.
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4-3 in the game. Jairo Asensio, the leader in the game, saved all the time. Hard for the center field. No, no, no. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. He did it again. Listen to me, gentlemen. What a ball this boy has given.
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He's stopped at third. Big hug for the third base coach. He's now walking from third to home. Soft jog.
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This reminds me of what cornerbacks do when they're beat by a receiver and the quarterback overthrows them and it's an incomplete. And then they celebrate like it's just like they just locked down.
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Probably date October 20th, 2011. Johnstown, Pennsylvania, Mayor Tregonia walks up to that podium. He utters the words, Johnstown's favorite son. The feeling that goes through your veins to know that this day. is cemented and forever yours to own through life's history. There will never be a day that people won't look back at October 20th, 2011 and think of me.
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Would you like to know what ChatGPT says? ChatGPT says, I asked him, what is your signature moment in your career? And it came back with September 16th, 2012. You were playing against the Cleveland Browns. You caught a 50-yard game-winning touchdown.
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Man, that's not wrong. If I gave you the true answer, okay, chat GPT, they're one for like 10 today, but that one is right.
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Look at this. It goes on to add, he weaved through multiple defenders with his elite speed and agility, securing a game-winning score in a 34-27 Bengals victory.
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There's so much to that play, you know? Here's a couple of things, and I don't want to ramble, but I will. I don't want to be looking at me, Louie, but let's take this moment to look at me, Louie. Trying to get to the NFL, Ray Farmer was like an assistant GM or like a front office personnel at the Kansas City Chiefs.
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And he told my agent, he doesn't quite have enough juice for his size for them to give me a workout. So they didn't give me a workout coming from Canada. I go to the Bengals. He's now... Front office for the Browns. This is, I think, our first or second game of the season, maybe game number two. It's the fourth quarter. We're in a division battle. They throw me this ball, and it is a highlight.
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Please go look up this touchdown. It's the best touchdown I've ever scored. It was my first ever NFL touchdown. My son was born in February. This is his first ever NFL game. Little baby with the headphones on. My family's... Whole family is there in the audience. And I scored this essentially touchdown that sealed the deal.
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Not only that, that play is why Ray Farmer, who became the GM of the Browns, ended up signing me away from the Bengals as a restricted free agent because he was like, you know what? We messed up. We're going to get you here. And that touchdown, he referenced it all the time. There is no better feeling in the world. Yo, this cut that you make is ridiculous. It is.
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It's like, it puts on full display what the Andrew Hawkins experience is.
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This is Peter Warwick. This is a Peter Warwick touchdown.
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This is crazy. It is. It's a nice one. Humbly.
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About anything. It's kind of a dumb throw by Andy, but it's an absolute rocket that he throws to you.
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And then your boy just did the rest. I always say that scoring a touchdown is the second greatest feeling in my life. NFL touchdown, it is... So sex is first? Well, I was going to say my day, but sure, be inappropriate, Dan, whatever you're into. But yes, no, sex number one. Touchdown, NFL touchdown. No greater feeling.
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Yeah. Workplace in a... I don't know. It's a fine line, Dan. I mean, you're toying with it, brother. Glory holes at work? Eh. I don't like it for Metal Ark. I don't like it for the Dallas Cowboys. I'll be honest with you.
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Those ankles were loose that day, baby. I just watched it.
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I didn't go to sleep that night until 4.30 in the morning. Partly because the tour doll had me wired. The other part was I sat up and watched every highlight that they talked about.
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Oh, yeah. Rich Eisen called me the human joystick. Who else? Stu Scott was on the call and said something like, this dude moves like butter. You know, which was like, come on, man. Stu Scott on the call. Coach Dungy was like, man, I love this kid. Chris Berman was like, what?
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Dude, you talk about euphoria. Did you get a whoop? I'm sure I got a whoop. Of course he did. It was like the highlight of the day.
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I think it's a little disrespect of the play.
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To downplay this play and then applaud Stugatz for the best no-name American football podcast done by a white dude in Florida.
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There was a solid four cuts. Two of them were whoop-worthy. They were all great cuts. The L1 button sidestep to the left on a safety.
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Oh, what a play. I'm just running for my life, by the way.
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Like, in the middle of the play, I'm not like, oh, I'm balling. It was like, oh, my God. Ah! Ah! Oh, my! I'm about to score! Oh, shit!
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And then I stare down at the audience as if I meant to do that.
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fear to me like i'm blindly running in the middle of the field this play has been going on for six seconds somebody's about to kill me there's one cut that i think the second cut that i make is actually on my own player but i thought it was a defender the colors are he's coming to block i thought he was coming to hit me and i got scared and cut so it looks sweet but i was like oh that's brian hey get him for me that should be a rule against having the same color helmets
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You guys do a football history show here? We should. Football history of why both the Browns and the Bengals have orange helmets. Essentially, they took the Browns from Paul Brown. He was very upset at it. He was pissed. So much so, he's like, I'm going to start another team in Cincinnati, and I'm going to give them the same orange helmets at a spite.
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So we would get this speech every first day of camp from Mike Brown about his dad and how they became the Bengals. Now they eventually added the stripes, but that's why they also had the orange helmets to stick it to the Browns organization. You guys just saw a moment of great...
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Not what I looked up on the internet. That's not his fault. None of it was about family. Are you uncomfortable right now? About glory holes? Yes. Am I uncomfortable? Because we're talking about glory holes.
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Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer.
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A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion. Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy?
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You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together by Miller time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you.
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Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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It shocked me a little bit. I wasn't quite prepared for titties.
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Hawk doesn't know what you're talking about. You don't know Landman? Landman? There's an actual definition for glory holes. It's not the other one.
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My favorite part about being on this show is being the casual basketball fan who spends 60% of the time during the conversation Googling the names that you guys drop.
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I know Tyler Hero. I didn't Google him. Who's Jamal McGraw?
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I'm sure that's why we did this song. I'm positive that's why we're still on this bit.
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Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
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Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
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Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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And is that an oil term, too? Made his nut? Yeah, is that like a... Is there a definition there, Mike? An official for nut? Made his nut? Yes, to come. Okay, go ahead.
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I think he thought it was a documentary. Did they think that that person was really on his deathbed and he was just giving some words of wisdom and they were like, keep the cameras rolling. Land man to land man.
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This is acting. That sounds a lot like Jerry Jones' real life. He was playing himself.
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I can't believe this is a company of dry elbows. She does it all. To Americas. Because there's not a single day that a black person doesn't have to lotion their elbows.
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I wear long sleeves. There you go. Dan's had Lubriderm CQ behind his desk for 20 years.
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And again, I don't think... No, the answer is just very plainly, no one's ever lotioned my elbows. But then again, to me, that would be like, has anybody ever brushed your teeth? Because that's how a part of my daily routine, lotioning my elbows is. I mean, a dentist, right? No, they've never been like, hey, let me brush your teeth. Absolutely not.
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Teeth cleaning. They never do the pass with the mechanical brush at the very end? The fluoride?
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Hog grabs it and says, I'll take care of that. He brushes my teeth. Does it himself. It's like jail rules, man. You never let somebody brush your teeth.
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Yeah, so I was biting my fingernail right before I went on air at ESPN, and my veneer cracked. I have a veneer, and it cracked in half, and I panicked, and I went to go. There was a Dollar General right by the ESPN studio. Aye, aye, Captain. And I went to go get some super glue, and I'm like, hmm, this might not be smart. I should Google whether I should put super glue in my mouth.
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And ChatGPT said no. Again, at the time, I didn't know it was racially biased, so I didn't go too much deeper. But then I said, you know what? Let me see about Denture Bond. And so I got some denture bond, bonded that thing on. For a dollar? For, yeah, a dollar. It was a dollar. It was one of the very few items at the dollar store that are actually one dollar. What is that about?
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Yes. Two dollar store. Couple dollar general.
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No, because nowadays they have the same products as everywhere else.
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I mean, when you grow up in places like Johnstown, Pennsylvania, population of 17,000, the Dollar General is not looked at the same way the Dollar General is in other bigger metropolitan areas.
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I opened my third Dollar General in an impoverished neighborhood because money is king.
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Yes, man. And, you know, a dollar isn't what it used to be. So it's tough to even trust anything that's a dollar nowadays, to be honest. If everything actually cost a dollar... you probably wouldn't go.
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I owe my former Cleveland Browns fandom to a Hialeah dollar store.
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Because the Browns aren't good, see. Okay. See, now you lost me here. I don't like where we're going with this.
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The what? Genital store? I'm sorry. Genital? Someone cut that, please. All right. You want genital stores and glory holes, we're going to stick to just bargain shopping here, okay, and good football teams. Glory holes. The problem with inappropriate at work. Now, the full circle has come here. You're talking about going to a general store. You didn't put dollar in there.
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A dollar what it used to be at the general store. What, Dan?
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The moment that store starts taking other currencies only exclusively, then you have a case. And also it might be they're going to be like, yeah, it's dollar in general, not the dollar general like the captain of the dollar. No, it's not a dollar.
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Don Levitard. I went in the margins. I'm like, I'm like your money ball of sex. I'm basically Scott Hatterberg. A lot of walks. Stugatz. A lot of walks, but I'm on base. When it comes to sex, I'm Scott Hatterberg. Other dudes, they can be Giambi.
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The lessons in this book and the strategies will change your life. You will never be the same again after you read this book.
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Jamie's Book Worthy is a must read. It is going to inspire you, empower you, give you the hope that you need and the kick in the rear end that you deserve. Jamie's Book Worthy is incredible.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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Right. All these things. That's been going on for a long time. We have all these different religions.
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So I do this all the time. I do this with my kids. They all go like, oh, here he goes again.
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That was the big thing. He said, I got it.
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So I can give it up.
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She'll go check it out. You know, I got this. I said, get a hold of yourself. Don't get carried away. I said, I'll take this one. So I opened the door, and I went out of the living room.
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She smelled flowers.
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Yeah.
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I was like...
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God bless the folks at Denny's, the good people of Denny's.
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I always love the patty melt.
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And hot fudge sundaes.
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That was the big thing. I got it. So,
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So I can give it up.
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Yeah.
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Her show is unlike any I've ever done. A revelation. When you listen, it feels like a hug, but your brain and your spirit and your heart is like, wow. Melinda French Gates. When I look into Jamie's eyes, I feel like I am on some other cosmic level with her. I could see the light around her. She's infused with light.
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You need to remember and live your life. Yeah, it was really, it was a great moment.
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Yeah.
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Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
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Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
Her show is unlike any I've ever done. A revelation. When you listen, it feels like a hug, but your brain and your spirit and your heart is like, wow.
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Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
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Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
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Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
So, the moment with the... I have never talked about this before, but I'm going to talk about it with you.
The Jamie Kern Lima Show
Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
Your brain and your spirit and your heart is like, wow, oh my gosh, it's one revelation after another.
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Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
But when the most important person in your life sees you and hears you, that is the greatest gift. That is the greatest gift.
The Jamie Kern Lima Show
Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
sharing things that they would not discuss with anyone else.
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Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
I surrender.
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Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
I surrender.
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Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
Yeah, I loved. Thank you, Jamie. So it's special.
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Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
Yeah.
The Jamie Kern Lima Show
Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
You're opening the cocktail onions.
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Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
Thank you.
The Jamie Kern Lima Show
Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
Thanks, babe. So I do this all the time. I do this with my kids. They all go like, oh, here he goes again.
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Kelsey Grammer Reveals All: Lessons on Love, Loss, Healing & Remembering (Pt 1)
Mm-hmm.
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Oprah and Harvard Professor Share How Psychedelics Are Actually Healing
Did the trees talk?
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Oprah and Harvard Professor Share How Psychedelics Are Actually Healing
It was really incredible.
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Oprah and Harvard Professor Share How Psychedelics Are Actually Healing
How do we... awaken and stay awake to the wonder of what our existence is.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, the white Lotus recurring theme, if it looks good on the surface, it's probably not. Things aren't going great. We're going to take a break and come back and I'll go through the episode. All right. Start of the episode. Our guy got to talk.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
The worst security guard. I mean, at least in recent history. I don't know if I'm willing to go worst security guard of all time.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Big takeaways. My number one is Sam Rockwell, legend. Coming in hot. He's missed four episodes. flying in Thailand, go see his old friend, Rick in Bangkok and a hotel.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Really stupid.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Right.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
yeah smart enough to actually go through the video and see who does it and there's tim ratliff coming out with a gun and then does this weird thing where he's talking the dinner table for a while but doesn't have super subtle doesn't have the balls to say like yo man give me my gun back right i cannot find something i think you have it and tim's like nope
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, he gave him the opportunity, but then when the opportunity wasn't taken, there's another move at that point. Hey, I need the gun back.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I feel the same way.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Anything I should know? Yeah. The guy in room 507 stole our new gun.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I can't wait to find out.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, so this was the only episode. I think that's a same night two episode, which we talked about last time. So we're still at dinner with Piper and the parents.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
They're just catching up. So what have you been up to? Well, I've been sober for 10 months and then we are off and it's a whole monologue. It's impeccably acted. Yeah. Goggins is perfect. The audience is marrying Goggins. Just like, what is happening right now? And it goes for like, I don't know, four minutes?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And she tells them the Thailand plan. Poor Tim is just zonked out. She might as well tell him, like, I landed on Mars last night. He would not be listening. But our girl Parker Posey, who's not on... What's the pill? Laprasam?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
She's boozing it up. So she's more lively than ever.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
The poison fruit, though. Still poisonous.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Best scene of the whole season, I think, so far.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I mean, you combine them together.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Charles Manson wrote books.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
You could end up with a completely different set of values than the ones we gave you. She was awesome.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Right.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
How about look at the Catholics organized cults and deviant sex can go hand in hand. Mike White just slinging it.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
What was the best Piper word? Was it guru? Oh. Or was it, what was the other one she said?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Oh, Buddhist. I do feel like sometimes with these shows, the actor takes like three to four episodes to really nail the character completely. Now she has it.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Five minutes. And I think it's in the running for best scene in the history of the show.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
She was talking about how much fun she has with the words.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, at the end of that whole thing, when we got back to the villa and she says, you could do everything right. And then some moment can upend everything. It doesn't realize that poor Tim's listening to that going, oh, you don't know how right you are, sister. Because we are, I am about to go to jail unless I shoot myself at the end of this episode.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
It was finally somebody tapping into my inner monologues at all times. But the thing is... You know? Yeah. Once you've had sex with thousands of women, what's next? Now you have to think like the woman.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Good question, but no, I don't. I think that's, it's too, they're too far down the road with it. Like we're going to be like, oh, it turns out Kenny Nguyen was full of shit and you're off the hook now. I can't imagine they would do that.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
It's a good theory, though.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
They cut a deal and he does that for the jail.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Speaking of Jason Isaacs.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
It's time to tackle episode four. The penis. We had a big debate in episode four about stunt or real. I'm always in this. I think they go stunt every time. I said real. Or some sort of fluff. You said real. Mal said real.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Some of your deep dive research, some emails. What did you hear? We did hear from some listeners.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So that helps the real case.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Okay.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
That's all you have?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
A week of research that's the only thing? That Jason Isaacs is Jewish? That's it?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
My current... I have the answer. I know, you told us days ago you had the answer.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Our texting has been, like, barren of any details, would you think?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
What was the best moment of Sam Rockwell's career up until this episode?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So because they didn't mention that it was actually him, you think it's real?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Any last thoughts before I tell you the answer?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
The lack of balls were the clue for me.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Waggling all around. That was real. That's got to be real. It's the whole package.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
What's helicoptering?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We played all the hits in this episode. We have that long Sam Rockwell story. Yep. We had nudity in the pool on both sides.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We had brothers kissing. Like this show is really going for it.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I was shocked. It seemed like when, yeah, we can get to that. But yeah, it seemed like they were setting up for the wide shot.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Speaking of the fancies.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah, sorry. Sorry about you and Jason. I know you're living the dream.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So the fancy cougars were out with the Russians.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
One of the great things about this episode is not knowing where it was going to go. And because it's the White Lotus, your mind is racing to all the possible terrible ways it could go. And actually, none of them went that way.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
What was the guy from Game of Thrones? What was his part?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Magna Arm Fan said, my parents are dead and my sister's a bitch.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Should we dance? Jacqueline's just dying to get out there and strut her stuff. She just wants to get attention from anyone.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
How about Carrie Coon's dancing was great. Incredible. Like really, like 10 out of 10.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Really good scene.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah, she's like, I'm here and not you guys.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, the Russians bought them shots. And watching it the first time, it's like, this is... Did you toast to Shia LaBeouf? I was thinking Rehypnol, Rehypnol, No, I also thought there might be something in the shots.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, when Carrie Coon does the second one, then I was like, oh my God, she's going to actually like... Yeah. But nothing. And then... They toast it to Shia LaBeouf and they... And then the three Russian ladies came over and started shit with all the guys and they decided to go back to the villa.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
He was one of those hot young actor, watch out for this guy. This guy, you're going to be hearing from this dude. And then had this too. And it never quite happened, but then it happened in a totally different, better way, which is he's like beloved. But I wouldn't say he's not like an A plus lister.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Kate's a really good character because may or may not know a couple of Kate's.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
They're for the fun, but not a hundred percent. Yeah. They're going to have a great time, but not really. Are we making sure we're getting home at a decent hour? It's in the back of their head the whole time. And they don't want to miss anything, but they're also not going to unleash.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, they go back to the villa.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And... Actually, hold that because it ties into what's happened on the boat.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Before we go to Belinda, the Russians as a threesome. I feel like this could have gone wrong from... writing standpoint, from a casting standpoint, but I actually really enjoyed the Russians.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Are they dangerous? Are they not? Did they commit the robbery? They probably did. Are they going to be in some crazy Muay Thai fight tomorrow and somebody's eyeball is going to get yanked out? Maybe. I don't know what to expect.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Going to Belinda quickly. It's been a rough Belinda season.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Got kind of one plot. She tells, she finally tells Fabian about Greg Gary.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
The guy that's asking about me. I know him. Big mistake. I think we've set up Fabian as some sort of a villain. Correct?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Oh, so you think he just knows the game and he doesn't, it's almost like he doesn't want to know.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
It's interesting because I took it as, oh. He's in the Greg Gary payroll.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
He's like, oh, this guy.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I wonder if Greg Gary, you know, he looks out for him a little bit. I don't know.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I didn't know that part. I also thought... We need some sort of bad person who works for the hotel this season.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Or just maybe he likes to have fun.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, later, Belinda's guy comes to her room.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
She's an iguana banner dresser and been up having sex, which we do not see. I would rank her plot as the least interesting out of all the plots.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Can you at least cuddle? Let's go to the boat.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Here's a little secret, Lockie. They just want to be used. Some life advice from Saxon.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, we'll dive into Sam later when we get there in the recap part. Holy shit. It just feels like the Emmy is like there's just no way. We don't know if he's coming back. I don't know how many guest actor episodes.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
She likes to see their little heart pounding out of their chest.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Wait, you're jumping ahead. Okay. With the Chloe piece.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
The Chloe piece, because we like to take little pieces that we can take maybe for the final episode when shit goes down.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
When I was modeling, all the girls who were romantic ended up broke or brokenhearted, dot, dot, dot, or worse.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So what does that mean?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So what does she know? Because she's like, I feel like Gary killed his wife. She mentioned that last episode.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
He could kill me.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I'm just trying to piece together her puzzle of she met this guy on Dubai Tinder. She knows he might have killed his wife.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
She worked in a business where people ended up dead. And Greg Gary used to have sex with her a lot. Three times a day.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I thought it was more like that was like her identity was being with Rick.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I think it's true that everyone on White Lotus is susceptible to that.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, Saxon gives us, it's better to go for what you want in life and get rejected than have the shot and not take it.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Which is a little similar to the Wayne Gretzky.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And then Lockie says, this is when they're paired off to and to. What if this life is just a test to see if we can become better people?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And Saxon goes, what?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Just horrified by that.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
On paper, probably the best sales job for a religion. Just keep living your life and trying to whittle away until you get better at it.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So you just keep coming back.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Mal's like, I just want to come back as a cat once.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
One life for Mal.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I think you just become like a plant.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I feel like I'm on the second one.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
One more. That's it. Trying to make the best out of this one.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I don't.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I don't know any brother combo that would even go within 2% of this.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
That's why this felt... I'll just do this now. This felt like a whiff unrealistic to me. But this is Mike White's White Lotus. Just the whole thing. I don't know where this is going. Um, but I did like quotes like Saxon does new drugs. I am the drug. Woo. I love third person. Saxon was there running out of ways to make him a complete douche. And they were like, third person could work.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
What did you find? How much did it cost?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, we get a drunk drugs montage. We get all the naked Russians in the pool with the fancies.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We get the brothers dancing with Chelsea and Chloe. It's starting to feel mating ritual-ish, I wrote down. Like, it just... There's clothes. We're underwater in the pool.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Carrie Coon goes topless. It really seemed like she was going to take on two guys... In a senior room. That did not happen.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I don't know if they love that. And then fireworks. They were not loving it. The brothers are getting a whiff of something.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah. Yeah, she said, oh, when she's talking to the Russians, I did get worried like we were going to a dark place for a second. Like her and the two guys. Yeah. It's like, oh man. But it was fine. She went to bed.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And then we have the late night boat ride. It feels like there's a swimming disaster for a second.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Like, oh my God, did somebody hit their head? That doesn't happen. Chelsea's talking about bad things happening to her. Chloe's ready to have a foursome. Should we all just... And then we have a little kiss contest. The brother's kiss. So what's the ramifications of this going to be? To do the thing where the next day we don't remember it happened?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Oh.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Really rarely on TV anymore do you have a scene out of nowhere where you're just completely captivated. I think it's harder and harder to pull off because there's so much TV. We've seen so many variations of the same thing. I remember that you never watched Sopranos yet, but when Carmela and Tony actually had their fight when she confronted him and for four minutes, you're just frozen.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Oh, my God. I mean, freaking Jamie and Cersei, their doggy style has to be one.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I guess the 1300s were different, though.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
It was a kiss that lasted long enough to make me uncomfortable, but it wasn't like they weren't sucking face for like 20 seconds.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
It was just long enough to be weird.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Coming up next.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I think they're so fucked up that it ends there.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Oh my God, what's happening? Lost had a couple great ones. The best one ever when When Jack with the beard, we have to go back. And that was like, that was another one where you're like, I'm not going to put the same Rockwell monologue on like that kind of level, but it's pretty close.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So it could be one of those White Lotus things where there's just an immense amount of regret nine hours later because of the decisions that are about to happen.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Hey guys, let's head in.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Tomorrow's going to be a big movie tie fight tomorrow.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, don't we need a moral... But that's not Chelsea. We need a moral compass in every season, right? It feels like Chelsea's the moral compass. Season one, it was the D'Addario character.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I like D'Addario.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
But she knew right from wrong for most of the episodes and then kind of begrudgingly ended up in this life that she didn't want to begin with.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Let's take a break because we've got to hit Sam Rockwell. All right. Our guy, Sam Rockwell. Who moved to Thailand because he had things for Asian girls and became insatiable. And then question, desire. What is desire? I could fuck a million women and never be satisfied. Maybe what I want is to be one of those Asian girls. And we just go and we go and we go.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And we keep going.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Guys would reel the shit out of me. I'd hire an Asian girl. I'd look in her eyes and say, I am her. I'm fucking me. But then he ends the whole monologue and he goes, hey, we all have our Achilles heels.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So is this it for Rockwell or do we see him again?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Needs him to come back to play a role.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So what do you think play a role means?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And he mentions how he got into Buddhism. One thing I was thinking about with this show is people assuming different identities.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
You have Greg Gary. You have this guy talking about it. You have Rick, who's about to go one way or the other. You have Lockie trying to figure out his identity.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
You have Jason Isaacs, whose identity is about to end.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, so... Zion's coming.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Zion's coming in episode six, I would assume.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And then we see him in one of those therapy sessions at the beginning of the first episode.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
A thousand hours?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
That just seems like that would be the longest flight ever.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Is there any way to Thailand that's not 20 hours? This is one of the many reasons I'll never, no, never find out.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
How do you think Sam Rockwell and our guy Rick, what do you think the whole background of those two was?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Where do you think they lived?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Just bounce around like Texas, California.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
A couple of different countries.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
But it felt like they hadn't seen each other for a few years.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So what do you think Rick's W2 form was for the last 10 years?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Anything else you want to say about Sam Rockwell? Anything Mike White was trying to do with that monologue that I might have missed?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Part of that ties in with how he came up with this whole idea when he was in like a fever dream in Thailand.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And we think Scott Glenn is his dad.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Then at the end, Tim's writing a suicide note with a gun on the desk. Did you think he was going to do it? I actually did.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
You haven't been acting like yourself, Tim. Oh, really?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
He's been a fucking maniac for three days.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I knew he was coming. I just didn't know how.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Dating into the Apatow family in real life. This guy has it all together.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We're at the point of the pod. We're ready for it. Yeah.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Monkeys fighting over poison smoothies.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So police comes at least three different rooms think the police is there for them.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And we have like a Tarantino shootout basically.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Took her 18 hours to fucking Google him. Like, it might take her five weeks to call the cops.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Take credit for it. I didn't know.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Not to mention like the Russians could be there too.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, here's what we have just for next episode. The gun. What's going to happen to it? Is it going to stay in the room?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Is the night on the boat still going? Did it end? What are people going to say to each other the next day?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We know we have some sort of Muay Thai fight event.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
That people are going to go to.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We know that we might have a bunch of the hotel going.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We know the fancies. There's going to be some sort of what happened last night.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Or we could have the Valentine leaving her room and the other one sees it. We could be in secret catfight mode.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Trust triangle's done.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
How is Larry going to find out?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
See him leave. We have the brothers hashing out whatever will happen with them.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We have Belinda versus Greg Gary. And then... We're in Bangkok and the magic moment with Rick and potentially Sam Rockwell coming back.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Oh, I didn't even think about that one. So we have seven things in the air right now.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, we know Rick is because the therapist was getting to him.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So Saxon's your number one least redeemable White Lotus character? Yeah.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Who's your number one then?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah, yeah. Tony was pretty annoying, though. I don't know. Can I make the case for Greg Gary?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Because Sam Rockwell's not just going to Bangkok to mail in an episode of White Lotus.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, so if Saxon got violated on the boat, that's a way of... I'm feeling for him right now.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
But I mean, both of them were completely fucked up, right? My guess is they're going to wake up in the morning and do the, what happened last night? Maybe Lockie will remember a little more. I think Saxon doesn't even remember what happened.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, he needed 12 cocktails and he needed ecstasy and Molly and nine other things. I don't know if it's going to last. My guess is Lockie is going to be completely mortified the next day.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Really?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I just think he's on drugs.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I think he's crazy fucked up.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Wow. So what are you most excited about for the last episode or next episode before we go? Yeah. I'm most excited for Rick and Sam Rockwell in Bangkok doing whatever they're going to do.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I don't know if Joanna knows this, but I used to be a writer.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
But I'm also excited for Fight Night. I think those are my two.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Are we going to get to hear her say Phuket? What's it called?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Fingers, barely. Used to be a writer, but I love myself a long, well-written, well-acted monologue. Yeah. It's still one of my favorites. Like, this reminded me a little. There's this really weird late 90s movie called Your Friends and Neighbors.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
She'll have five things to say.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Can't wait.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Prestige TV podcast. Mallory Joanne, a pleasure as always. Thanks to everybody behind the scenes. Don't forget, you can watch this as a video podcast every week on Spotify. And what is it? Ringer Dash TV is our YouTube channel. I hope you guys are wrong about the foursome. I hope we're done. I hope everyone's asleep. We will find out next week. Wrap it up. On the White Lotus Recap Pod.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
With Ben Stiller, Jason Patrick. Jason Patrick has this crazy monologue about having sex with somebody in high school. And it's like five minutes long. And it was the same kind of thing. He's telling it to Ben Stiller. I won't spoil it, but he goes through this whole thing. And Ben Stiller is just... Just like frozen, like can't believe what's happening and goes through.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
But it doesn't it's really hard to pull off.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And not only are we going to break down episode five, we're going to, we have answers for the prosthetic, possibly, maybe not penis in episode four. More penis talk. Your husband requested.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So we'll get to Sam later, but he was the number one big takeaway. I have three more. Okay. I feel like everyone on the show could potentially die now. Really? I'm not crossing off one person.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So when the first two seasons ended, the first one, Jake Lacey's in the airport.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And the second one is they're running in the water because there's a dead body. Which is near the end of the week.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I'm thinking like what they gave away in the thing.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
This one, it's mid-shooting.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So we don't know how much is left. That's why I feel like everybody's in the table. So you get hit by a stray bullet.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Or one person. But I'm just not. Even like Piper, I wouldn't rule out. You just never know.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah, but was it weird?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
What was his text?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
More dick talk is next. All right, episode five, best episode of the season. Yes, thumbs up.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah, but you're making an old school sports mistake. Yeah. You're taking a very small sample size and projecting.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
He might just zag and be like, I'm taking out your favorite character this time.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
This was the first episode where I was like, it's going to be Piper. He's setting us up. She's found... She's the only one that has found the right level of religious... Piper will be meditating free from her family bullshit. And getting shot by a stray bullet.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Also, Quinn lost his iPad.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Two more things. Well, third thing, the Buddhism, Buddhism really kicked in this episode and there's a religious something happening now.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We had snake fire tsunamis. Now we're in, all right, the concept of choice, faith, what do you believe in? We're now moving into that. There's a lot of big ass themes being juggled right now.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And then Saxon, they take away his choice because he does drugs, which he doesn't want to do.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
But so they take away his choice and then he starts acting pretty goofy. If that's the word you want to use. My daughter Zoe, who I watched for the second time last thing with.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And I asked her what drug it was because I know nothing. And she's like, oh, that's ecstasy.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I was like, why did you know that so fast? I got mad at her. She's like, dad, you know I don't do.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I don't know what's going on. Buddhism. Then the last theme. Aging actress vanity? I think Mike White's trying to something with that Jacqueline character about somebody who's on the tail end of her run as like a desired actress. And that this has been the last two episodes, right? They're at the old hotel. I'm not old yet.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
A rollercoaster ride features quite possibly the best scene in the history of the show from a holy shit, we're doing this standpoint.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
They're on the dance floor and there's the woman checking them out dancing. And she's like, look at me. I still got it. And then at the end, I'm going to be the one that has sex with Valentine. Like, yeah. there's something he's trying to do with that.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, I think he's By the way, I have no inside info, but he's definitely worked with different types of actresses, right? He's had a couple older actions that he's worked with. I just wonder if there's some extra juice on that.
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But he handled it with such class. Did that give him more respect?
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Yeah, he fell on his knees too. Everybody. Exactly.
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Free Young Dirk. Free Young Dirk? What'd he do? Or what didn't he do? I mean, what'd they say he do?
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They just try to throw him under the... Throw you under, just throw your fucking shit that you built up like it don't even matter.
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You fucking stand right by there and watch the bitches drop.
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We got the honey pack. Y'all got them backwoods, huh? Yeah, I brought some Zyde. Yo, I know you. You can smoke it, man. I'll watch you. All right, bet.
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What the fuck you was eating? Nothing, bro. Stay hungry, huh?
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You like that ass, huh? That's the ass of the day. Let's go, boy. That's the crack of the day. That's the crack.
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That's that. Right there. That ass. Literally, bro.
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That shit was hysterical. It's just funny. It's hysterical, yeah.
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Yeah, you know where you're going. Yeah, so people know when they go in there, it's done, huh? Same shit, different toilet. You know what I'm saying? It's just a pile of shit. What about the Bengals? The Bengals?
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You can't... That's fucking... They just turned it to a pig. I mean, it's just like, man.
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That means you look a fly, bro. You know what I'm saying? Oh, that's a good attitude. You right, bro. We ugly as fuck, son. Ugly motherfucker. Yeah, if you need me.
Two Hot Takes
193: Genuinely Self-Absorbed?..
Well, I feel she does have a talent because if you get to the point where she can listen at three times speed and then you put her up against someone who's physically read an actual copy of the book, if they can both answer the same questions correctly about the plot and anything you'd want to ask, then what's the difference?
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193: Genuinely Self-Absorbed?..
At some point, it's someone's personal taste of how they would like to take in the information. Right.
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193: Genuinely Self-Absorbed?..
Three times is wild. Have you listened to something at three times?
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193: Genuinely Self-Absorbed?..
And that's fine. And that's a preference. And this is her preference. So if, you know, if she's going around saying, I can do this, I can listen this fast, then we're starting to break the barriers of just doing it for enjoyment. But if you like to listen at three times to get through the material for your enjoyment, then that's up to you.
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193: Genuinely Self-Absorbed?..
But maybe when you start leading with that anytime you meet someone, hi, I'm blah, blah, blah. I listen at three times speed on audiobooks, whatever. You're being a little pretentious maybe. Then are you really doing it for yourself or is it to achieve that 100 book goal or just show that you are superior?
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193: Genuinely Self-Absorbed?..
Would it be better if you downloaded a transcript of this episode and read it instead of listen to it? What's the difference? As long as information is being conveyed and you're enjoying yourself, who cares?
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no we're like the three chip the chipmunks the christmas chipmunks see it works that i'm in the middle because balance out the blues oh my god you're so good we gotta get you in the studio with justin start making some actual music a chipmunk christmas album i could i could sing chipmunk see with a filter i'd be so down to sing and i think me with a filter would be good
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He just told me today during finals week. We've been together for six years, known each other for seven. He said it happened four months ago and the girl just texted him saying she's pregnant and doesn't know if she wants to get rid of it or not. Well, we planned to get a house together and live together forever. But now I honestly don't know. I thought he was good. He's my best friend.
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I just feel nothing right now. Honestly, it hasn't even hit me. We never really fought. We got along. Same values and interests. I'll let myself hurt after finals. I feel gross for letting him touch me after he did that, even though I didn't know. I feel bad about myself for still loving him. He's my best friend. I thought we were going to be together forever. What am I supposed to do now?
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I think so. I think so. I mean, I have a problem with the fact that he cheated four months ago. And the only reason he's telling her now is because that other girl is pregnant.
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It's not like he's coming clean just to be like, oh, fuck, I cheated last night. And like, we've been together six years. Like... what was I thinking? Like, it's not like that. It's like, you're coming clean because you have to come clean. Otherwise you never would have, which also makes me think it's probably not the first time.
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Parents with podcasts could be such a thing and we just rotate parents every episode.
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That it's like, did you want to sabotage her even more? Like, let me get through this week. Selfish.
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And I think a lot of people do do that. Like a lot of people come clean for their own conscience rather than like the benefit of the other person. And that's like one thing I used to have a saying for it in my head. And it's like it's fallen out. But it's like, why are you coming clean for your own selfish reasons? It's like, just keep it to yourself.
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Like unless the other person some case by case basis. Right. There's a lot of nuance there. But I'm like, sometimes it's just like you fucked up. You don't need to bring that other person down. Just keep it to yourself. You made that choice. You live with it, bitch.
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Yeah. The one other thing I was thinking with this one too is Obviously, birth control methods can fail, but I always find it extra disrespectful. Yeah. And, like, the bar is really low, right? But I'm like, if someone cheats and they don't use protection, I find that so disrespectful because not only were you violating the...
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the boundaries of your relationship and your love for that person, your truth, whatever. Like, you were so disrespectful that you didn't even wrap it up to prevent the spread of disease.
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Like low. I'm so annoyed. We do have quite a few comments from OP. One is, yeah, I'm coming to terms that this is probably the end of the relationship, especially if she keeps it. I never want children, even as a stepmom.
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So it's like, that's an extra nail in the coffin there. I just scheduled an appointment to see my doctor. I have awful contamination OCD too. So this whole situation makes my skin crawl zero out of 10. And there is like, I looked at Opie's account. There is a post history talking about like a metaphobia. Oh my God.
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No, I imagine like because we're our six year anniversary is December 27th.
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oh my god yeah so it's like that would be like if i found that out i would i'd go nuclear but i know i would have a really hard time moving forward because it's like we have this life we have this future like yeah unwinding all of that in my head justin's my left hand like i'm just like we're just he's my person so i'm just like i would dude i'd be catatonic
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I agree. Top comment on this post, hold your finals, hold your tears, but do not hold on to this man. He didn't just cheat. He created a whole new life while playing house with you. And he waited four months to tell you only coming clean because pregnancy made it impossible to hide. That's not a confession. That's damage control. That was my thought. Exactly. I know you're numb right now.
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Six years of forever plans just got nuked by one night of selfishness. But don't you dare feel gross about yourself. The only person who should feel disgusted is the one who betrayed six years of trust faster than you can say positive pregnancy test. We never really fought. Doesn't mean shit when he's out here fighting for the gold medal in relationship destruction.
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Your best friend spent four months looking you in the face, planning a future while knowing he might have a baby on the way with someone else. That's not friendship. That's fraud with a side of gaslighting. Focus on your finals right now because your education is the only thing that won't betray you. But after that, time to face reality.
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Whatever future you planned with him just got rewritten into someone else's story. He's about to be someone's father, maybe. That's not something you can sweep under the rug of forgiveness. Don't let six years of history trap you in a lifetime of hurt. Sometimes the hardest part isn't losing someone you love. It's realizing they weren't who you thought they were in the first place.
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Let him deal with his baby mama drama. You've got a whole life to rebuild without his chaos in it.
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isn't this nice well we met at 24 that's what I yeah I was 25 that's so cute how old am I I think I was 25 I don't know anyways but the last episode we had you were like maybe I do want love I'm like did I say that yeah you did that's so crazy it's out there for you or no love yeah choose love
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I love that for you. Could be. I love that. That's a great plan. Go, Mikayla. Okay, moving on to the next one. Trigger warning on this next one, friends. It does contain talks of abuse. It gets a little heavy, so please skip ahead if you feel you can't handle that today. This one I have read. It has since come out with an update.
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I have no idea what it says though, but the original post had me furious. So again, I'm sorry if this doesn't fit the episode theme once we read the update, but we'll see what you guys think. So this is coming from r slash relationship advice titled, Last weekend, I, 36 female, drunkenly flashed my husband's, 31 male, friends, and he still can't let it go.
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I've apologized and promised not to drink again. What more can I do? It's nearly 6 a.m. here and he has yet again woken me up at 2 a.m. to tell me how much he hates me and how disappointed he is in me. Last Saturday, I went out to lunch with friends. I've probably only ever been drunk 10 times in my whole life and this is one of them. I wasn't terribly drunk, but I was definitely tipsy.
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It was about 4 p.m. when I got home, and my husband had two friends around watching football with him. My phone was dying, so I went to get the charger, which was plugged in near the TV, and I was blocking it as I struggled to reach for the charger. They were playfully telling me to get out of the way and booing me when one of them said, quote, move your arse, we're trying to watch the match.
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And I genuinely don't know what came over me as I've never done anything like this before. But I turned around and pulled my top and bra down and said, watch these instead. I feel so embarrassed just writing that. They all sat there in shock and there was an awkward couple of seconds of silence. And then I just left the room as quickly as I could without my charger.
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After they left, my husband came upstairs and was screaming and shouting at me that I embarrassed him, cheated on him, he hates me, he insulted my looks and age a few times, which I won't repeat here. I just kept apologizing and said I'd make it up to him. The next day, I again said sorry, and I would leave if that's what he wanted, or I'd do anything to make it up to him.
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He ended up writing me a list of things I had to do to make it up to him. The list was, one, don't drink. I can handle that. As I said, I don't drink anyways. Two, delete his two friends who were over off social media. I did that. Three, do all the cooking and cleaning for a month. Okay. Four, message the girlfriends of the friends telling them what I did and apologize. I did that.
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Neither really cared. 5. Sleep in the spare room until he wants me back in bed with him. I've done the things he asked, but every night he's woken me up shouting at me and name-calling me. This morning, I told him enough is enough and to either let me sleep and start to move past it or I'll go live with my mom until he decides whether he wants me or not.
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I know it's only been a week and it's my fault, but I don't know how much more I can take. Was I harsh to say I'd leave and can I do more to make him feel better?
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Yeah, well, and I think even now, I'm forgetting the stat because it's been a while since I've heard it, but like STDs in nursing homes are rampant. Oh. Rampant. They do be banging. They're going out with a boom.
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I would tag him as an abuser right now. This is abusive. Yeah.
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completely do these servant things for me and also never drink again and not like that I don't it felt like he was waiting for a moment yeah anything for her to misstep for him to just unleash all this it feels like he's been stacking all this up in his head yeah I think that's a great point too like he's definitely using this to his advantage and then like to your point Michaela like the servant thing it's like do all the cooking and cleaning for a month
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What does that have to do with us and our relationship and me, you know, flashing someone and making a mistake? Right. Like what? You're punishing me like, yeah, you're going above and beyond punishing me. You're punishing me by making me do a bunch of labor. You're trying to embarrass me. You want me to be embarrassed further, which is why you're making me message these people.
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You're yelling at me. You're talking terribly to me. You're waking me up in the middle of the night screaming at me, which interrupting someone's sleep again and again, that is a warfare tactic. Like that is not, that's not okay.
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And by the sounds of it, this post is coming from... I think it's like a week later.
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Like, from when it happened. So it's like, he's been doing this for a week. Like... Yeah. Oh, you're screaming at me every night at 2 a.m. for a week? I'm gonna hit you with a bat. Like, I... I hate being woken up. So it's like, there's no... There's no way around that. It's not like, hey, can we talk? Like, I'm trying to fall asleep and I can't sleep. It's like...
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You can walk up with a walker or a chair. I think that's my goal, 2025.
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Insane. Someone does point out the comment, like, point three, do all the cooking and cleaning for a month. One of these things is not like the other.
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All the others make sense, but this one... Sleep in the spare room until he wants me back in bed with him. This last one is not okay. It's like putting a dog in its crate. And you're not even supposed to put dogs in their crates as punishment. Crates should be a safe space. So it's like, get out of here. Go sleep in the spare room. It's like, until I want you. Like...
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I'm just... I'm blown away. I'm not seeing any comments from OP, but someone does point out something interesting about... Throughout all of this, OP never mentioned that this kind of behavior was abnormal for him. Being upset and betrayed is one thing. Screaming at her every night and taking advantage of her guilt is totally different. Sounds like he's lashing out trying to punish her.
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They need therapy, says the next comment. next comment down he's trying to figure out how to work it to his advantage he can get out of cooking and cleaning forever well you have to make it up to me so for the rest of our lives you have to do all the cooking and cleaning without complaint because you flashed my friends that one threw me for a loop says the next comment yeah it's just so weird okay
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Manifesting. He apologized. He came back. We're so happy we're doing couples therapy now.
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Update, which is coming 14 days later. The night after I made this post, he yet again woke me up shouting and shining a torch in my face. So I'd had enough and I went to my mom's. Torches, I think British for flashlight. Yeah.
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You looked concerned. I was like, he brought a lantern? A flamethrower? While there, he was constantly texting me, abusing and calling me names, so I blocked him, and then he started sending things to my mom. I went back to the house to discuss things with him and see if he wants to work on things or end things.
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He opened the door, and once I was in, he pushed me in the back to the floor, calling me a slag. As I tried to get back up, he kicked me back down and again called me a slag. Oh my god, I just like don't even want to go on. This is just so much worse than I thought.
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I got up and said, you're being fucking stupid. None of this is appropriate for one second of a boob flash. He turned around and punched me in the mouth. There was nothing dramatic after that. I just turned around and walked back out. I've saved the pictures of my lip and the messages from him afterwards, calling me and saying, it's the least I deserve.
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Let me know if you guys want that in 2025. I read some of the most iconic stories. We'll do bracket style two hot takes to decide the winners. It'll be like March Madness. Oh my God. And we'll bring on some seniors and we'll see what they think of these stories.
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I'm at my mom's now, and after the new year, I will ask him for a divorce and tell him that we either split fairly and quickly or I'll ring the police. Some of his friends also found my original post and have been messaging me, calling me names for airing his business in the public. Hello, friends, if you read this. All this over one second of boobs.
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And for the people asking how I'd like it if he did it, he's always topless. And for those comparing my boobs to genitals, I'd laugh if he willy-coptered around the room because it's quite big, so it would look funny. LOL. Ew.
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A lot of people are saying like, go to the police now, go to the police immediately and don't ask him for a divorce. Force the divorce through. He deserves all the consequences that are coming. Don't hold the police in reserve. Go straight to them, then divorce him. And that is like a good point where it's like he doesn't need protecting. He chose to become a violent abuser and hit you.
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If it does help your divorce move forward quicker, put it on record. Like there's some states that like, and I get this, this sounds like the UK given the context, but there's some states that like you have to wait and be separated for a year. And some places it's two years. Like There's some states that have really strict divorce rules.
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We talked about this on a Patreon and someone commented on it. And they were like, in this state, you have to wait and be separated two years or something. I was like, what? That's insane. That's an insane amount of time. And so I'm like, if this helps you... And it should be documented. This should go on his record. So the next person that gets in a relationship with him... There's a record.
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They know what they're dealing with because this is not okay.
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Could you imagine? I wouldn't, I wouldn't want that blood on my hands.
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Well, it should also be like, you know, I didn't appreciate what happened. Like it really, I felt really disrespected. You know, maybe you should just evaluate your alcohol intake. Like it should always like be their choice versus like, you know, your, your ultimatums are more so about you and your boundaries versus controlling the other person.
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He was. And it's like the moment she stepped out of line and out of his control, he went crazy. And I will say, too, like if you've ever blacked out or drinking too much and done something stupid. Yeah. And you wake up the next day and have to hear what you did. Like that is punishment enough. Like you are just sick over it. And so it's like she's clearly punishing herself.
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There doesn't need to be this added layer of like torture. And I don't know. And maybe maybe this is just me. Maybe we need some comments, but I don't think flashing your boobs is like the biggest deal. But I will say I'm like very desensitized to it because I have multiple friends that like they're boob flashers. Like that's their prerogative after like too many drinks or a couple drinks even.
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Like they're just flashers. Like ever since college, I've always had friends that flash. I don't know.
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you don't trust your friends yeah you yeah sorry no I was just gonna say it almost felt like a dog pissing on a light pole like marking his territory like they saw her and they'll never see her again like you can't be trusted you're not gonna be around my like it felt very territorial in a weird way anyways on to better things moving along and people moving along yeah
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Do we want to lighten it up or save the lighter for the end?
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Okay, I won't go as hard. I'll give you a slight reprieve, but we'll still save the good one for the end. Okay. So this is coming from Am I the Asshole? Would I be TA public? It is titled, Am I the Asshole for telling my son to stop treating his fiance like a child?
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My son, 26 male, recently got engaged to his fiancee, 23 female, and my husband and I flew to where they live for an engagement celebration that his fiancee's parents were hosting. We were there for a week and stayed at my son's apartment in his guest room. Throughout the week, I noticed that he practically babies his fiancee and treats her like a child.
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He brushes her hair every night, which is simply excessive to me. One night, I got up late at night and went to grab something from the kitchen, and I knocked on their bedroom door to ask, and when I went in, she was sitting on his lap and eating ice cream while they were watching a movie.
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On our last night there, my son was cooking dinner for everyone and his fiance just sat on the countertop chatting with him the entire time. It comes off as something you would expect a father slash young daughter relationship to look like. Before we left, I spoke to my son about this and I told him to stop babying his fiance and he didn't respond and changed the topic of conversation.
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And he has been distant since then and I don't know what I should do.
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This is love. Am I wrong? I think her husband just hates her.
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She was cutting up his steak for him and feeding him and rubbed his back to burp him after. That kind of just sounds like sweet. I would actually like to be burped like a baby.
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Yep. The golden takes. This is going to be good. Oh, okay. But that's next year. Next year, we've got some really big, really crazy things going on. But this year, this episode, the last of 2024. Real us in. They're all stories that have to do with things we want to leave in 2024. Bad energy, bad boyfriends, bad mom-in-laws, you name it. They're all things we're leaving in the past. Obsessed.
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This is just giving like not great mom-son dynamics. I think there's a little bit of like a lack of boundaries here. I mean, that to me was kind of a given with the one night I got up late to grab a snack. I knocked on their bedroom door to ask and I went in. Yeah. You went into their bedroom late at night. She was sitting on his lap and eating ice cream while they were watching a movie.
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They're celebrating their love. Like that sounds just like engagement, bliss, happy, like a couple winding down after a day eating ice cream.
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That's what that's like an engaged partner. Like you're cooking. I'm sure if he needed help, she would pop off the counter and grab the milk. Like, yeah, you know, I mean, like at least she's not just in her room on her phone. Like she's engaging with him still. She's she might not be cooking, but she's present.
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This is weird. 2024, what's getting left behind is butting into people's relationships and being weird with your sons.
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just don't like to see their son with a girl in that way and they get like weird about it yeah no you've brushed my hair i literally said to justin the other day i was like i would love to teach you how to use that revlon blow dry brush because my arms get a little tired sometimes yeah absolutely you're up there like i gotta work up to that though that's we'll start small we'll let you do one layer well the bottom layer is easy
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You know how to braid, though. He's been practicing braiding by braiding the horses. So, you know, he's getting there. He's ready to be a girl dad.
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Yeah. Top comment on this one. You're the asshole. I expected a description of him treating her like a baby. Not basic romantic gestures.
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If you continue your behavior, expect even less contact with your son. And can we just there's one line here I do want to point out, too. It comes off as something you would expect a father young daughter relationship to look like.
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I know. Next comment down. I thought maybe he was talking down to her or ordering her around, not just being in love. Next comment. The absolute horror of sitting in your fiance's lap in your own bed while spending time in your own bedroom.
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So my dad did once. Oh. Yeah. He has since learned, do not enter. He'll knock. Let me know he's out there. But the other day, we also had to tell him to not use our bathroom and use the bathroom that's meant for guests. And he's like, why? What am I going to see in there? And I'm like, you never know. You never know. It's our bathroom. And we just sometimes have stuff.
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There was stuff in there, too. There was stuff in there. And I'm just like, fuck. So people do start getting a little interesting with their comments. Okay. Let me see what you guys think on this. Someone goes, if you're jealous, just say that. And it's gross that you even think you have a say in the romantic life. You're the asshole.
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Sounds like mommy is jealous that her widdle boy has a girlfriend. Next comment, one which OP responds to, info, are you jealous? Why were you knocking on their bedroom door late at night and surprised to see intimacy? How is your relationship with your husband? OP responds, jealous of her? From what I see, she doesn't bring much to the table and is leeching off my son financially and otherwise.
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Well, you kind of caught it a little bit in the post. My son's apartment. Okay. But it sounds like she lives there. Right. And they're getting married. So it's their home. Okay. Someone responds to OP. There it is. That jealousy. Next comment. And yet you provide no examples of her leeching off him financially. Seems like jealousy to me. We have a couple more comments from OP.
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The least she could do is actually help him rather than just sitting there and watching. In regards to the cooking. So what?
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No, it's quite strange. So OP does respond to that comment. And yet you provide no examples of her leeching off of him financially. Seems like jealousy to me. And OP goes, he makes over 200K a year and is also studying at a top 10 business school in the country. She doesn't come close to that objectively. She's living in his apartment and he's covering all of their expenses. That is leeching.
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Next thing you know, she's pregnant and he's tied to her for 18 years.
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No one's going to be good enough for her baby boy, though. By the sounds of this, no one. This is toxic boy mom to a T. And there's so much of this energy out there. It's insanity to me. I just saw a video of some mom... Who already had a daughter. Her daughter was her firstborn. And then she had a little boy after.
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And she made this whole like long video being like, I didn't know love until I had my little boy. And like, I loved my daughter. But like having a son is so different and so big.
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Like, what should you be reaping the benefits of that? That it's all like, I feel like for this story, especially, that's what it is. She's raised the successful man and yet. She gets nothing from it.
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That's scary. And I think, like, too, not everything is, like... Not every relationship has to be 50-50, a financial split. Like, she could provide so much emotional support and emotional labor and lighten his load in so many other ways. And you also just saw... Right. Right. he probably doesn't want to because of how he'll be judged by you.
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No, that's far from what's happening here. No, leave this toxic boy mom energy in 2024. Let your kids be happy and love who they want to love.
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Okay, up first, this is coming from our very own Two Hot Takes subreddit, 21 hours old, titled, Am I the asshole for getting upset with my mother-in-law for calling my son by the wrong name because she likes it?
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I think this is the time in the show where we have a coin flip. We're going to take the pressure off the people. I think I've made it unfair on a lot of you. Wow. Where I have had, I've put you in precarious positions, making very tough choices.
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And then the people get mad at the one that you picked. So our new segment here is leave it to the coin. I give the coin two choices and we take it from there. Wow. However, however, especially if there's two guests on the sofa. You can put your opinions together, and if you agree to veto and go against the coin, you can. So you do have veto power.
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We'd have to feel very strongly, I'd imagine. And you both, it has to be, what's that big word? Unanimous.
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That's the reason it exists. Get the coin ready. Oh, you tossed your phone behind the couch.
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Okay. This will be heads. Am I the asshole for not having dinner ready when my fiance gets home from work? Or tails. Am I the asshole for yelling at my fiance to stop talking so much? Give it to the coin.
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You guys, don't. Give Justin some. He picks good most of the time. I've gotten yelled at too.
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I do. Because you get the crowd's reaction and they pick so well. That happened at the L.A. show. I picked the wrong one and then I was like, oh.
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Can't be mad. The other one will be going to Patreon though. Don't worry. So again, titled, am I the asshole for yelling at my fiance to stop talking so much? I'm male 24 and my fiance is female 25. We've been together since we were 16 and 17 and everything was perfect. Recently, however, she's taken the habit of literally nonstop talking 24 seven, just talking and talking and talking.
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My son is four months old. My husband and I absolutely love his name. However, my mother in law recently started calling him a girl's version of his name because she likes the name. Mother in law does not live near us. So at least it isn't to his face. My husband has told her to not call him that because not only is it not his name, but it's typically a girl's name.
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And I never said anything in the beginning. At first, I used to actually listen and talk about whatever she was talking about with her. But after a few months, I just started ignoring her. But she never took the hint. I'm an introvert and sometimes I just want to sit in silence and peace and not have to listen to a literal radio every single hour I'm with her. So today I snapped.
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I didn't even realize what I had done until it was already done. I yelled at her to please stop talking so much and close her mouth for just a minute so I can have some peace. She looked shocked and just stared back at me and called me a jerk and a terrible person. She made me leave the house and won't answer any of my calls or texts. I know I was a bit harsh, but I think she overreacted.
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She must have known on some level she was being super annoying. Am I the asshole?
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I mean, you can say chat later or like... I guess, like, I'm just kind of confused how they've gotten this far. Like, she loves to yap, so much so that he describes her as a 24-7 talk radio.
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Yeah, I mean, that's eight years. To say, I used to actually listen and talk about whatever she was talking about, but after a few months, how many years have you been tuning her out?
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Do you even like her? Yeah. Why are you getting engaged to someone you have so much disdain for?
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Yap to her about the problem. Or just like, I mean, have you communicated, hey, like, I would, you know, I want some quiet time. Like, Justin's very good when he needs like a little break. He'll be like, I would love to play some VR later. And it's like, yeah, you should. Go get in the game. Go. Like, all he had to do is like, Babe, I love you, but I'm a little more introverted.
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I just need, you know, I need to recharge my social battery.
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We just received Christmas gifts in the mail from mother-in-law with the girl's name and a smiley face written on his gift. Am I the asshole for being upset about this? Should we just let it go?
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I'm curious if there's any comments from OP, but first and foremost, the top comment. Top comment. You're the asshole. If something is bothering you, it's your responsibility to communicate that in a healthy manner to your partner. She isn't a mind reader and has no way of knowing what's bothering you if you don't say anything about it.
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Yelling as a first form of expressing discomfort is not the answer. And that's what I would like to know. Has there been conversations and she continues to yap 24-7?
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How weird. I really like this comment from someone. Yeah. Someone replies, it really is that simple. It is.
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Or your vocal cords. You know, babe, take a rest. Maybe you're going to get nodes. I'm worried about you. Not the nodes. So someone goes, you're the asshole. Is this how you plan to treat her for the rest of your life? Call it off for her sake. OP responds.
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Nah, I know what I did was wrong. I should have told her sooner without yelling or making her feel that way. I guess it's a good lesson for me to learn this early on.
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OK. I'm really nervous for this episode. Why, queen? Well, well, this is the last Too Hot Takes episode of 2024.
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I know. Someone does go this early on? You've been together for like eight years. What the fuck do you mean?
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Well, I did misread, but they have been together since they were 16 or 17. So now my question is, how did you go eight years without saying something?
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See, this is why you've almost read 100 books this year. Thank you so much.
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Recently, however, she's taken the habit of literally nonstop talking. Recently. So then I would like be like, what's changed?
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Or like, honestly, is this more about him? Like, is he just disengaged now? And then she feels the need to like compensate for it. I do remember like, and this is maybe now like because of the story and like hindsight, I remember like I had an ex in Canada and I would have to fly to like the nearest airport, which was like Edmonton or Calgary, depending on like flights and cost.
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And then he would pick me up and we'd have like a really long drive. Like I'm just Googling like the drive time. So it was... It's about, like, three hours. Oh, wow. So every time, like, I would be in the car and, like, we hadn't seen each other in person because we were doing long distance. And I would be in the car and, like, I remember thinking, is this, like...
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is this what the relationship is? Like, do people do, is it normal to run out of things to talk about with your partner that you haven't even seen? And I felt like I was always the one like engaging the conversation. Like there was no conversation unless I was the one prompting or asking questions. And I remember in the car, distinctly thinking that And I'm like, is this normal?
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Is this like comfortability in silence? Or do we just genuinely like not have anything to talk about? Yeah.
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I know. But I am a little bit of an overthinker. And like being not as like I was, you know, 20, 21, 22, 22, I think at the oldest. So I'm like, I was in a different, you know, maturity and I was a lot more inexperienced. And so it was like... Huh. And so maybe she's there. Maybe she feels this need to compensate and like continuously engage him because he's not engaged.
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He's not participating like he was or, you know, like what's changed.
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I wonder if it's that or this hypothesis. The comment we read from OP is the only response we have. However, based on their ages, male 24, female 25, and the word fiancé, I wonder if this is a recent engagement. And the thing that she is talking about 24-7 and trying to engage him about is wedding planning.
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I'm like, I'm wondering, he's like, well, no, because you brought, I didn't realize like this is a recent thing. I thought this was a whole eight year thing and I'm a little, you know, don't yell at me. But I'm like, okay, recently, what's changed recently? Fiance, is the engagement new? Yeah. No shit, she's going to talk about an engagement.
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She's excited and there's a lot that goes into wedding planning. Like, is that what this is?
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I really want the other side on this one. I feel like there's a lot of context missing. But don't get married to people you don't even like. I wonder if it is a recent discovery. And I'm rewatching How I Met Your Mother right now. And the episode I just saw is one where they're pointing out each other's ics. And they don't describe them as ics.
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Or Alex and like Alexie. Like, I don't know. Alexandra. Yeah. It's like Alexander. Alexandra. Like, it feels like a really passive aggressive like...
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but like Lily is a really loud chewer and Ted noticed. And then he broke that facade for Marshall. And so Marshall starts noticing. And then Ted's is like, Ted is always like correcting people and pointing out facts about what they're saying. And, you know, there's all of these things that the glass shatters and they start realizing all of these icks about each other.
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And that could be something too, where he's just now realizing that, Damn, she talks a lot. It's like, fuck.
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No, she called that girl a leech. No, she's just delusional. She called her a leech. Oh, my God. Okay, this next one. I am enraged over this one. Oh, good. It is seven hours old, coming from relationship advice, titled, This weekend, I, 29 female, got very drunk and told my boyfriend's, 35 male, friend's wife that he is cheating on her.
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I regret this a lot, and I created a big mess for everyone involved, and I'm looking for any advice on how to potentially try to salvage these relationships. Long title, right? Yes. Our OP, our writer, is dating a guy who's 35 male. He has some friends, friends cheating on his wife. OP told the wife, hey, your husband's cheating on you. Okay.
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and it's like okay that's his mom maybe she's always wanted a girl and it's like well this is your grandson like what what are you trying to do like you're trying to give this kid a complex like i don't know it's it's just weird it's so passive-aggressively weird especially once they've asked her to stop yeah and she's still doing it yeah and that's your child's name for what what
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My boyfriend and I have been together for about a year and a half, and he recently bought a ring but hasn't proposed. I think that might be now out of the window because this weekend I got very drunk and stupidly and carelessly, and I cannot believe I did this, said to the friend's wife that the friend isn't faithful to her. Ugh.
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This man does cheat on his wife constantly, as does his other friend who was there with us that night with his pregnant wife. I have a lot of issues surrounding all of this. I've talked to my boyfriend about how much it bothers me a ton, and he has basically said that these are his long-term friends and that their actions aren't his responsibility or his fault.
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I do really trust my boyfriend, and I love him so much, but I have serious trauma about married men being unfaithful because my boyfriend prior to this was secretly married, and it really messed me up. I've projected that resentment and anxiety onto his friends, and I've felt it inside, but I've kept it in, up until Saturday when I made the comment to his wife while wasted.
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It caused a fight between them. My boyfriend and I went home, and I texted the wife the next day to apologize. And I also said that I was projecting things when I told her about the cheating. My boyfriend asked me to cover it up, and I did.
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because I wanted to try to somehow preserve the relationship between my boyfriend and I and not jeopardize the friend's marriage, even though it gutted me to do so on a lot of levels. I know my feelings of anger about the cheating friends are valid, but it absolutely wasn't my place to say anything.
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I'm looking into therapy to handle my anger on infidelity and I'm considering seeking treatment for alcohol too because I think I've been using that to cope with the painful things I still have that are left over from my last relationship.
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But I'm freaking out because now I have created this giant mess, both for my boyfriend, his friend, wife, and for the relationship between my boyfriend and I. I damaged his trust a ton and I now look like a liar and manipulator.
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I'm reeling and incredibly embarrassed and sad and really looking for any advice people might have about how I should approach things with my boyfriend and if there's anything else that people could think I could try to do to make up for my mistake. Thank you in advance for any thoughts you might have. I'm really struggling and feel awful.
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No. And I feel like even if your relationship was great, it's perfect, your boyfriend still is friends with multiple people, besties, that are cheaters. And he's okay covering up for them.
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And getting you to cover up for them. To make you look like a liar. To make you look like a manipulator. He's okay with that. He's going to be okay with cheating. It's just a matter of time. This is a toxic little boys club that are covering up for each other. And he's probably got that same energy. That's why he's so comfortable. How does she know about it? Because he told her.
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Because he's comfortable telling her. Because he doesn't see it as this huge thing. Mm-hmm.
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Like, what? You are who you're friends with to a certain degree. He's proving he's okay with this behavior. And they're making her text the wife to cover it up.
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Was this the ideal setting to tell her, no, probably not? Being drunk and then, like, especially if she was, like, really drunk and the wife is sober to, like, hear that. It's like...
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I would bet so much that he's a cheater, too. Oh, yeah. And if he's not, an excuse like a bachelor trip or someone else's bachelor trip or, yeah, me and the guys, we went to Cancun. And, like, it's when, not if.
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Peer pressure gets the best of us. But this is not what that is. Like this is like this is an orchestrated group of dudes who are just not good people.
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That's, yeah. And it's like, is your relationship even worth saving if this is the energy you get? Like you said, like, it's just not.
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So, yeah. Me and my mistress were going to a hotel this weekend. I told the wife I got a work trip. And he should be disgusted by that. He should lose respect for that.
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No, and I get these guys are probably more of the exception and not the rule. Not every guy group is doing this, but I think carrying good energy forward and being a girl's girl, does it suck to get that message on Instagram? Hey, girl. Yes. The pit that goes to your stomach, especially when it's some random person. I've gotten those and just like...
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And it's crazy because it's like he was out of my sight for an hour. How did he find the time? It's just it's nuts. But like people will go to lengths. And so I think going forward, like never feel shame in like being a girl's girl or, you know, telling the truth. Like I think there's something to be said about having good integrity.
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And like carrying that forward. Like if you become a liar, you already know how bad you look. Do you want to feel that way going forward? Yeah. Do you want to have that on your conscience?
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You do. But I think you still, you tell them and you say, hey, this is what I know. These are the details I know. Yeah. I'm not lying to you. You know, are these guys now going to cover their tracks better? Yeah. Unfortunately, yes. But facades slip and cracks will form and they will find out the truth eventually. Especially, God, the wife that's pregnant. Yeah. What if she catches something?
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It needs to be. It needed to be said. I do not hold that against her at all. Top comment on this one. Your boyfriend has two close friends cheating on their wives, and he actively helps them conceal infidelity. This is not the mark of a trustworthy person. Sure, he may not be lying to you right now about this, but you know he is in principle okay with lying to you. The next comment down.
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tv rating or we don't want them blah blah i think that the external or whatever family should respect that especially yeah if they've said it and they mean it movies is a big one and like food grandparents will fight like if they're like we really don't want her having two whole chocolate cakes and and snickers and mountain dew like let's give her an apple maybe some carrots and Then a cookie.
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Thank you. A man that was possibly going to propose, which leads to marriage, surrounding himself with unfaithful married men. That alone would scare me and make me rethink being with him. Who knows what their guys nights look like?
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That's what I'm saying. Sad thing is, I think we all know what their guys' nights are like. Gross. Next comment down. Yep. But let him tell it. He was the only one who behaved and was a good boy. Sure. Mm-hmm. Mm-mm-mm. Reminds me of a conversation I had with the girlfriend of someone I know.
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She said she didn't like her boyfriend's friends because they both cheated and had encouraged her boyfriend to cheat on her too. I don't know if he cheats to the extent the friends do, but I know he talks to his ex behind her back. Friends of a feather.
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And that was like, I think that was one of the lamest excuses I got from an ex that cheated on me. Well, you know, all my friends were pressuring me and they didn't like that I had a girlfriend because you took time away from hanging out with them. And so they, you know, they really encouraged me to cheat. It was their fault. They made me do it.
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This is probably the worst one. And I didn't say anything because they broke up shortly after. And she went on, like she played D1 hockey and just like, she crushed it. Absolutely crushed it. But there was this one girl who her best friend had a thing for her boyfriend and and ended up having a threesome with her best friend's boyfriend and another, like, one of the guys. She should go to jail.
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It's just wild to me. Okay, let's see if there's any comments from OP. Please still be there. Ooh. We do have some comments. Okay. Okay, we have a lot of comments.
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I will post the link for you all to do a little creeping yourself. But let me see if we have any progress.
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So one of the first comments, that's the thing. He is friends with them, but not to the same level, I guess, as with the guys. I feel the same way about my friends. None of them would do this as far as I know. And it would be hard for me to continue to be friends with them. It gives me a ton of anxiety because I do believe birds of a feather and all that.
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But I love my boyfriend so much and truly don't believe he would do the same. It just makes me feel nauseous and literally sick when I'm around them because I know what they're doing.
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Good people. You surround yourself with good people, as everyone should. Just a lot of comments here, like trying to really rationalize this. I feel like my boyfriend is going to side with them, to be honest, but I'm not sure. It's really painful. I'm scared of losing him, but maybe that is the right thing. Yeah.
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The wives are really nice people and it is just so upsetting to me and clearly I can't handle it. It's been hard for me to not share, but I felt like it's not my place. But I don't think I can really live with myself keeping a secret which enables it. I feel like the scapegoat now. Because you are.
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And grandma's like, you're not going to tell me how to babysit when I'm watching my grandkid. It's like, yeah.
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We are getting through. We are getting through. Oh, good. And thank you to everyone who has helped me feel a little better because his friends are all saying how I'm crazy and that we should break up. And I feel like he's not seeing it from the ethical point of view. So I'm isolated and this helps me get a different perspective.
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I know. I know. I kind of paused there a little bit and I'm like, it's actually the last one.
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That's spectrum, man. They can rob you. The amount of servage, outage, service, servage. What is that? I know they're bad, but your service has been interrupted. Service outage. Oh my God, my brain just short-circuited. It's like, you should not pay us. The fucking upload speed sucks.
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Yeah, what is that? It's the opposite of self-sabotage because it's like yourself. But accidentally.
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We're going to create one. We are going to create one. Like it's leveling up. It's like you did the right thing. It felt sabotagey at first, but it's self.
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That would be a good goal for us all here. Add a word to the dictionary.
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Basically. I'm sure that definition is in the Urban Dictionary for something.
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There is a comment here that does really concern me. The wife has allegedly told her husband that she doesn't want him hanging out with me.
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So it's like I'm either isolating and holding the bag or I tell the truth. Tell the truth. Tell the truth.
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She should. And I think she will because one of the most recent comments, I'm having a really hard time and appreciate that people are telling me to go back to the wife and tell her the truth. I'm having trouble living with myself and feel like it's not fair to me to have to take the blame and be thrown under the bus.
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Even though I really should have handled it differently, I can't handle carrying the weight of continuing to hurt someone, especially by lying. I think it's going to come out. Loving that. I think it's going to come out. I'm going up. There's so many comments. So you guys will have a good time if you like checking out the posts.
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I know there probably will because OP is so active in this post. I mean, this is so fresh, but lots of comments. I'm trying to see if we leave off on a like, yeah, we're breaking up. Like,
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Yeah, it absolutely would. And a lot of people are kind of questioning, like, well, how did you hurt your boyfriend? And OP does elaborate that, like, he told her this info because she said, I'll never say anything. Yeah. But, like, you don't have client privilege. Like, this is... You're not a lawyer. You're not a doctor.
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Oh, all the grandmas. But the other grandma's bad with it too. Both grandmas.
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Like, you don't have to abide by, like, that confidentiality if it's something serious and, like, goes against your morals and is... objectively wrong yeah so yeah you might have broke his trust but again like you might be leveling up by this whole thing happening but you're breaking his trust that's a funny statement That's what like OP is saying here.
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Yeah. I know it's killing me. I feel like I can't live with myself without coming clean. No, he told me not to tell anyone. And I said it anyways, which I feel really bad about.
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Yeah. It would have eaten at her. Knowing her, her history, the type of person.
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She's got so many comments. We know her so well. We know her inside thoughts. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot here to unpack. And, like... Yeah. I think it will come out. But as of right now, they are not broken up. Feeling bad about breaking his trust. Wasn't my place. Inhibitions were down because of alcohol. It was impulsive.
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Even though I know my feelings were real, I feel bad about how I handled it.
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I have two really good. Well, one I haven't checked, but I find personally attacked by this one. So we're going to rapid fire these last two because I'm like, I can't. I feel like I can't leave them behind. I can't leave them behind in 2024. I can't.
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So the first one, coming from our very own Too Hot Takes subreddit, six days old, titled, Boyfriend says I'm taking his joy away after I told him to stop peeing in the shower.
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A couple of months ago, I, 34 female, started noticing a foul urine scent in the washroom. Over time, I noticed it smelled the strongest after my partner, 33 male, showered. I asked him if he has been peeing in the shower, to which he slyly admitted. I told him I can smell it and asked him to stop. The toilet is right beside the shower.
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However, time goes by and I've had to continuously tell him to stop peeing in the shower because I can smell it every time he does. And I think it's so gross. He eventually confesses that he has always peed in the shower, that he gets so relaxed and just lets it go and questions why only now I've started to smell it.
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So top comment on this one. Start calling mother-in-law by the wrong name, preferably the male version of her name. This is not in good fun. This is disrespectful.
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We speculate it's because I got a new shower curtain of a different material than we previously had, and it retains the urine smell.
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You would think. The curtain now gets washed every time I smell urine. Anyways, he says I'm taking his joy away of relaxing and peeing in the shower and suggested we go back to the old shower curtain. I told him to pee before he showers or hold it until he's done and use the toilet. Am I the asshole?
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Next comment. They need to start calling mother-in-law the name of father-in-law's ex-girlfriends before he met mother-in-law. That will hit pretty hard. Oh my God. That's what I'd do, but I'm petty as fuck. Okay, Kimmy Mac. These women from 40 years ago, why am I in it? Damn, Kimmy Mac is coming with a vengeance. Someone goes, I see you, twin. I'd be at the bottom of the barrel right with you.
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So I'm wondering if they have a fabric shower curtain. Like, you know, there's usually for most people two sides. There's the plastic liner and then the fabric side that's more decorative. Right. I have been to some places, a hotel, oddly, which that doesn't seem right, where it was only fabric. And they put it on the inside. And I'm like, it gets wet.
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You're going to get mold and mildew. I'm confused about the shower curtain and why it's retaining so much scent. But also, why isn't he just aiming for the drain?
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I will say, and I'm trying to fact check myself right now. This is something I heard recently and I will talk about it more on one of our early episodes next year. But we met someone at a live show who we essentially like saved her baby because of talking about peeing on the podcast. Oh my God. Absolutely incredible story. And those that were at our clinic,
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Clearwater live show, heard it in person, but we'll get there. But I also heard at one of those shows that peeing in the shower is bad for your pelvic floor. It can actually hurt your pelvic floor to pee, which we talked about that like on the podcast, like you shouldn't push your pee. You should like relax and just let it come. So I Googled
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And one of the responses from the conservation, and it talks about similar to hearing the effects of running water, the authors of the study suggest being in warm water is calming for the body and activates the parasitic nervous system. The activation can result in the relaxation of the bladder and possibly the pelvic floor muscles, bringing the urge to pee.
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However, so that one says nothing about damaging. However, there is one coming from the Orchard Clinic that says, while it may feel efficient, this habit can trigger your brain to associate the sound of running water with the urge to urinate, leading to awkward moments of urgency at the wrong time.
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On top of that, standing in the shower prevents your pelvic floor muscles from fully relaxing, which could weaken them over time. So mixed info here.
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And maybe that's the thing. Maybe he needs to take if they have a handheld shower head and like do a courtesy. Or one of those after shower like cleaning sprays. Yeah.
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There's one. What's the brand we really like from We Get It at Target? Yeah. It's like a healthy brand.
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Is it Method? No, it's like non-toxic. It's two words. It's the brand Everspring. And they actually have like a daily shower cleaner spray. You just spray it on. It's great. It helps prevent grime and build up. It's really good. And they have an amazing all-purpose cleaner. It smells incredible.
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Yeah. And they're like non-toxic, cruelty-free. Like, really? I'm vibing with the brand.
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You're really good. You're really good. We do need to be better about our toothbrushes. They just chill out. And I know there's poop particles floating around.
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This is crazy. This comment goes, I had a friend for years that spelled my name wrong all the time. He has a uniquely spelled name too. Derek? D-E-R-E-K? That is a normal spelling.
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So top comment on this. There's no way simply peeing in a running shower is making the bathroom stink. His piss is somewhere else. Get a blacklight. Genius.
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Can you imagine if they got a blacklight and it's like, I don't know, some crazy word spelled out or his name just on the curtain.
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Oh my God. Little screechy owl. If I could give you a little award right now.
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I would. I would. Do I have any? I don't have any free awards. I'm so sorry. I'd give you one. No, so smart.
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It's so good. Next comment down. Sounds like he actively aims for the shower curtain. Tell him there's a difference between peeing in the shower and peeing on the shower. Mm-hmm. Right? If I, as a woman, can aim and hit the drain, so can he with his saber. I am curious how they aim.
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My thing is the gas. Like how do we get from here to our location? So one thing we would have to start storing is a gas tank.
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I'm like, my uncle's Derek. It's D-E-R-I-C. But like, I feel like that one's good too.
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I mean, we have horses. Like the horse would probably go farther than the scooter. Oh my God. I just need to get to you. just gotta get to us yeah scooter which i can do you're not too far no you'll that's why you need a scooter there we go to get to you guys there we go last but not least for us here the last story of 2024 well it is titled do i tell my wife the truth after 11 years probably
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Yeah. Yeah. I felt bad that she went out of her way to cook what she thought was my favorite meal, so I didn't correct her or myself. Fast forward to now. We've been together for 11 years. We've been married for two. And once a month or so, she still makes chicken parm for me because she thinks it's my favorite. It's good, but it's really just not my favorite.
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At this point, it's way too late to tell her the truth, right?
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Finally tried correcting him to no avail. One day I texted him, okay, Derek. And he went on a tirade about how that wasn't how you spell his name. How long had we been friends, etc. Petty is the only language some people respond to. Next comment. Isn't Derek the standard spelling?
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So you're in the boat of just don't even, don't go there? Just leave it?
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I agree. Yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you. Top comment. I don't know if my husband said, quote, my love, I love your chicken parm, but I have a terrible secret. I said the wrong meal that day. And for years, I've held on to that because I was touched you did it. I meant chicken Alfredo. I couldn't hold it in anymore. I would love to try it from you. Yes, he talks like that.
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I would probably laugh my ass off for 20 minutes that he's been stressed by his mistake this long. Funny stories are the best part of a long life together.
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Yeah. So we do have a comment following that one. This was basically the exact conversation my girlfriend and I just had regarding this post. It's wild that this has 17 upvotes while inventing an entire scenario where you trick her into making Alfredo and then act like it's your new favorite has 2,600. Laughing my ass off. So I had this one sorted by best comments.
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So that is the one that's coming in now and being the best. However, the top comment with 11K upvotes. is ask her to make chicken alfredo and hype it up so much and say, I might be reaching, but this might be my new favorite. How did you manage that?
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And just talk about it so much that when she asks what you want for a special dinner, pretend to be stuck between the two, scratch your head and sigh and say, you know, I really think I want chicken alfredo. Last time you made it, it was so good. I've been craving it ever since.
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Next comment down. If you think you can pull that maneuver off, then go for it. If not, you'll take it to the grave and chicken parm is your favorite. Proceed with caution. Yeah. Y'all are silly. Yeah. I'm kind of on the boat of, well.
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What would you do with me? Would you have a new favorite? Or would you just come out and be like, hey, I actually hate pink pepper Thai food. I know it's your favorite Thai in LA, but I don't really even like it. I like grandma's Thai kitchen. Both good options.
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But to that point, I mean, there is a comment here because I'm trying to find OP's response to something. Someone goes, yeah, what the fuck? The most voted answer is a straight up lie. So it's like, yeah, he lied. But then you're covering it up with another lie, which then it's like you double lied to me.
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Derek. D-E-R-E-K is the correct spelling of this common first name. Yeah. Derek is the most widely accepted and used.
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I think I would say like that. I don't think I'd necessarily follow the top comment and like put up this whole ruse. I'd be like, hey, you know, I've been thinking and I think I really am leaning towards Chicken Alfredo as a new favorite.
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you want to give that one a go don't make up this whole elaborate ruse with it so op in that thread of people being like the top comment is just lying people start asking like are you is he scared of his wife like why lie like what's the deal here and op goes i'm not afraid of my wife just trying to find a polite solution to a mistake i made as a teenager
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I'm glad my travesty, which also, let me just give one little, like, you're killing me. The moderators on r slash advice removed the post and removed his update. Why? So, like, I'm literally in his account. I totally forgot that there's an update on Baru. And I'm like, oh, we don't have anything. But no, we do have an update.
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moderators man quit deleting the good ones leaving them in 2024 yeah so this is coming from december 11th 2024 just a few short days ago wow i remember where i was i'm glad my travesty brought so many of you joy i apologize for taking so long to update you all but i was vexed with a life-altering decision and i need to weigh the responses i received okay king
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I'm not sure I made the right decision after all, because I am far more embarrassed now than I ever was over this. I've never seen my wife laugh the way she did that night. Just when I thought she was done laughing, she would start up all over again. We now have this incredible inside joke for the rest of our lives together. Aw. Huge thank you to everyone who commented their advice.
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I do. Yeah, I'm a shower peer. And sometimes I'm like, I know I'm dehydrated from that, but I make sure it all gets down.
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But now I'm like, I definitely have Pavlov'd myself. I know I have because every time I brush my teeth, I have to pee. So that's going to be my goal for 2025. One of them. I have a few, but I'm going to not pee so close after brushing my teeth.
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I know. But I would love to hear what everyone is leaving in 2024. Like if you guys out there or on the sofa next to me have anything you want to leave in 2024. I read just about all the comments on YouTube. So put them on there. Let me see what you're leaving, whether it's a bad friendship, bad relationship, bad habit. I don't know. It is your world. So tell us what you're leaving behind.
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But this has really been an amazing year. It really has. I love that Mikayla has become more of a regular.
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Yeah. I'm trying to leave cracking my knuckles behind. Like that's something that I really want to.
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She's so fucking cool. Sorry, sorry. How can we make every episode about Wicked?
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So maybe you're leaving behind the fear of rejection. Oh, yeah. Because that is a big one. Rejection therapy and just asking is like, that's something I've really wanted to like, I do it sometimes, but like I need to do it all the time because you never know what you'll get if you just ask. Yeah.
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So scared. So now it's your turn, guys. Let us hear what you're leaving behind or enacting in 2025. We can make a positive, too. We can be optimistic versus the negative. Let us know what you're going to do in 2025. But thank you so, so, so much for being here, supporting the show, continuing to listen. I am blown away. I mean, we're coming up on our four year anniversary and it is very surreal.
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I am every day. I'm like, this is my life. Pinch me. Like, I am very, very grateful and forever indebted to you all. So thank you. Happy holidays. And until next year.
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So we do have some edits. Ooh, edits. Yeah. Edit. Mother-in-law lives across the country, so we see her once or twice a year. She called my husband a week or so ago while he was at work. He can chat at the phone at work as long as he's doing his job. And this topic came up. Since he was at work, he was limited to what he can say, obviously.
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But he is on the same page as me and hates it and will be calling her. This is a relatively new issue within the last week or so. Also, no contact is not an option as the house we currently rent is theirs. Edit number two. And it is...
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Oh, thank God. Edit three. Okay. His name is Brooks. And she's calling him Brooke? She's calling him Brooklyn. Oh.
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Well, my first thought is city. Like, I always think Brooklyn, New York. But, like, every Brooklyn I've ever met has been a girl. So I'm like, I would, calling it a, like, calling that, you know, I'd be like, but didn't we know a cat named Brooklyn? Yeah.
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wasn't there a cat named brooklyn that you knew yeah yeah so i'm like it gives animal name too brooklyn has a lot of options yeah what it could be i love the name brooks i will just say like i love that is a good name i want to write that down i was on chess team with brooks i love brooks like some of those other ones like um someone just named their baby river i forget some celebrity i just i love like yeah it's hard to think of a good boy name boy names are harder
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oh i got a list oh good for you i'll show you i'd like to see it it's good francis is on there i love the name francis i think that's a good one fronk not fronk that's giving uh father of the bride the wedding planner fronk which god i need a wedding we're gonna that's another day but yeah no i i don't think asshole i think really hubby needs to put his foot down yeah
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Just call people the right name in 2025. Let's just work on that. Don't dead name people. Don't make up names for kids that aren't their names. Like let's embrace being respectful.
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My grandma's been on my dad's show. We did an episode with my grandma. She's 80. She could be incredible. I'm trying to get her on my podcast. I think this trip home, I could really do it.
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We're good. Okay. Moving to the next one. This is coming from r slash relationship advice. Titled, my 24 female boyfriend, 23 male, cheated four months ago and got a girl pregnant. What the fuck do I do now?
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So this kind of reminds me, I saw this video where this girl was texting on her phone as she was going across the crosswalk. And this guy was taking a right turn and didn't notice her and like bumped her. It was okay. Everything was okay. But it was a video caught of this situation. Yeah. And everybody in the comments were going at it as well. They were all debating each other.
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Yeah, who was wrong. And the girl, like, texting the cell phone, they're like, you shouldn't be on the cell phone when you're crossing the street.
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She's on a crosswalk. Yeah. And then somebody was like, no, it's the vehicle. Everybody was fighting on it. And I'm like, the reality is it's like, well, she shouldn't have been texting when she's crossing the street. Like, that's true. She should be looking out for herself. And the best thing to do for herself is not be texting and looking around for her own safety. Yeah. Yeah.
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But if you took it to court, like she's in the clear and the car is the one who's to blame.
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So in this case, I think it's like the friend wearing the silk dress seems like kind of annoying and frustrating. But at the same time, if they took it to court, she'd probably legally win the case. I'm not sure, but that's what I am.
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Yeah. But I would say that when you saw she's wearing the dress, that's super nice. Then it probably would have been a good idea to put noodles away.
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You're ready. I have a hard time giving like a hard stamp on this one.
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I love this. I can't wait for you to mess up phrases from the past too.
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Get it together. And I think if I was in this situation, I would be very upset because it puts such a damper on the mood for everybody. And like you said, you invest so much into it. And it's a day that she really had in her head that she wanted to be very special. The only thing, though, and she has every right to ask for space and she's putting her up.
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But the only thing I will say is that I do see and get that it wasn't malicious. And so in that I'm I hear that on the sister side, clearly the sister's going through some like shit, maybe even mental health stuff like to to feel comfortable enough to do that up in a wedding. Like maybe there's something else going on. That's true. But at the same time. What? Thanks for being the devil's advocate.
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Well, no, but I mean, at the same time, this is the part that actually that turns me back on to being, again, frustrated with the sister is that she's like, oh, you're going to punish me for having emotions. No, that's not what's going on here. She's upset because you took away her. Yeah.
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Absolutely not. That seems really reasonable. The only thing I wonder because she's like, I don't know if I want her at future milestone moments like that sounds harsh to me unless this is a pattern that she's done throughout her entire life.
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If it's something where every single time she has a milestone, her sister does something to make it about her and put all the attention on her different story. But if that's the only time it happened, then I would say that that feels a little harsh to never want her like what you don't want her at like your baby shower. You don't want her like that. Yeah. You know, your future child's graduation.
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other and then put zero zero zero in that's how it was and i was like i'm like sweating because i'm like staring at this lady and i'm like zero zero i'm so sorry but i'm not gonna tip on my two water bottles for $15 no i there was another thing jamba juice the minimum tip i could do was 18%
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Yeah. That's what I think too. Because the double down is what bothers me. But even though the first part bothers me too, but at the same time, I think depending on where she was at, I think a lot of us can relate to being absolutely crushed by a romantic relationship and not even thinking clearly or straight. And maybe that was her moment, which obviously sucks that she did that. Terrible.
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But, like, maybe she was—it was so out of character for her that she—
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can come back from that and you would hope that she can and but I again OP still has every right to ask for space because that was a really big moment for her and it would be hard to like keep smiling after that and have a good time because now you're just thinking about that how do you like how do you just let that go you know okay everyone let's let's go dance now I guess let's pretend that never happened everyone everyone let's rip a shot yeah like okay sorry my sister sucks oh
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You know, I think there's a lot of stories of some speeches gone wrong.
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I would love for people to DM me and share some speeches gone wrong stories.
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I don't. I'm too nervous. You're giving a speech. Okay. No one record it then.
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It really has tripped me up the past few times, but I think now I'm kind of used to it.
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Question, just asking for a friend. If I were to somehow be very emotional on the day of your wedding, would I also be able to talk to you about it beforehand?
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Thank you, Justin. I really appreciate that. It makes me feel safe. Like I feel like I'm in a little bubble and it's like no one can hurt me here in my headphones. And then when I feel like, ah, when I'm so naked. Do you want some headphones?
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We would do that. And maybe an extra shot. Oh, an extra shot. And then I'd grab the mic.
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The only part, like I said, that I don't really understand is the fact that she said, I don't know if I want her at future milestones. Like that part seems harsh to me.
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So like the same time at the wedding that we were at, OP was at a wedding. In that exact moment that Kelsey was giving a speech for Sarah, this was happening.
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That's so false. I buckle every time. The only reason I wouldn't have buckled is if I'm like jam-packed in there and it's like a five-minute drive.
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Yeah, exactly. Or if like I can't find the things, but no, I'm a big buckler.
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I do want headphones, but I'm wearing these really pretty earrings that Sarah got us at her wedding. And now I'm like, well, then I have to sacrifice the earrings. I have to take them out and like. Can't do that.
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How rich are these people? I feel like it's like the celebrities, not going to name names, but...
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Liar. There's more. That is quite literally it. This is really hurtful, Morgan. I can't believe you do this to us.
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Oh, my God. Oh, speaking of scary movies, everyone watched Drop. It just came out. I have two friends that wrote the movie, which is really cool. I wouldn't really call them friends. They're like acquaintances that I've met a long time ago, but I'm still really excited for that. That's really cool. Yeah.
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So I actually didn't know that much about Scientology besides people just saying that it was weird. And... True. Yeah. And I had a class. It was one of my mass communication classes. That was my minor in college. And we had an assignment to go and spend an entire day with a certain religion that was outside of our own. And...
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I can't even remember what religion I picked, but there was a girl who picked Scientology and she came back like it looked like she saw a ghost. She was so disturbed. And she the way that she spoke about it, she was like, I felt like I couldn't leave. Like I was scared to leave. Every time I tried to leave, they would force me to go to a new place.
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They would tell me like they would make me do these tests. Oh, my God. And say that I had aliens that were attached to me and that I would have to pay X amount of money in order to get these aliens like detached from me. And she's like, I had so much homework to do that night that I was like getting anxious about leaving to do my homework.
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And she's like, and they just kept having a reason to push me to another place to not leave. And she's like, I it was so the way she described it and the way that her face was like. the color drained out of it. No, it was like PTSD for her retelling this story. Yeah. Cause we had a present on it and she was like, I don't even want to talk about it. Oh my God.
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We didn't ask, you don't ask the teacher which religion you do before you do it. Like you just go and pick a religion that's outside of your own and, and just like, and learn about it. Like go and tell them, Kind of weird because like you kind of just go and tell them that you're kind of interested in what they do, but it makes them think that you're interested in joining their religion.
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Do we have to cut this one? No, I think they stay to themselves, I think. So I'm open to other religions, you know, like I don't I don't judge people, but Scientology is something that I just like won't get behind. No offense to you, Scientologists.
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It's really odd, Justin. Like you should research it because this guy, Ron, whatever, L. Hubbard, I forget his name. He was like a novelist. He literally would write fiction books like that was his thing. And then he created space and aliens. Yeah. And then he created this religion and said it was truth. And people just said, OK, I don't know how that even works.
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How did I would I would love if I was that convincing. Holy shit.
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Is... That's... I'm shook. Was this before or after? Did she get it, like... I don't know. I need to know more.
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Is there a chance that Scientology is not as wild as I believe it to be? Like, is there different versions of it? Like, maybe we're only referring to the extremists.
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No, I pointed at you, so nose goes. It's your turn. Would we like to see the dress prior to any takes?
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You know, no, this is what I think. You know, this has been a topic for so long now, right? I think you should show the dress. If you are, like, close to the bride, show the dress that you're going to wear. Get approval. Let's just stop making this so complicated, everyone.
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Quite literally blue. Okay, but what I said, I still stand by. I think that if you were close to the bride, like maybe just show it. I think maybe this should just be the standard so that they can't come back at you and be a jerk to you about it. Because if the mother of the groom would have asked, is this dress appropriate? And then...
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they said yes, then they can't yell at her for it in the future, which again, it is appropriate. And so it's absolutely ridiculous. But I think maybe we just need to make this be a standard so people can't hold it against other people. Let's just ask the dress, even if it's literally blue, full on blue. Let's just ask moving forward.
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Honestly, I'm not even kidding. I know that sounds ridiculous, but I'm like, let's just make that the standard moving forward so that we don't have to deal with this anymore. Because it's I just it's so annoying. Like, it's so annoying that people that this is like a constant conversation where I'm like, let's just even if it literally is like black, let's just send it be like, is this white?
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It's the submarine diving. I know exactly what you're trying to do.
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Yeah, they're fake names then, right? Because we don't have like a Yennefer and a Galinda both in the same story.
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Okay. Yeah, that would make sense. I'm like, there's no way that there's a Galinda in this story too. No.
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But then there's also that third side, right? Like, there's definitely a lot of different storylines involved, and we don't have the full storyline from an objective point of view. But I do think that no matter what the issues are that are going on, I think it's pretty immature of George to continue to blame the mom for a dress, right?
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Even if the mom had other issues going on and he was having struggles with her to continue to bring up the dress like just shows that he also is not really there yet either in terms of like an emotional maturity because that that's just like a cop out.
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No. I just feel sad for OP that she feels her brother was her best friend and that she lost her best friend. It's a huge loss. And that she feels kind of blindsided.
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I was going to say, how is any of this safe for work? Like this whole show should be a not safe for work.
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You would think it's someone because why would... Why would he be that embarrassed? Why would he just laugh and be like, I don't know what I just came out of my mouth. To just like take your pillow, take your things and leave.
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I love that he did that so, like he does it every week. Not in trouble again, off to the couch.
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But I do feel proud that I referenced Scooby-Doo not knowing that.
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No, no, no, not monotone. Just more even-keeled. That was wild. I'm impressed. I'm shocked. I'm happy. I'm scared. A lot of emotions. I feel like you're upset right now.
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Is anime ever not a cartoon? No. I thought anime was always cartoon, right? Yeah, you're probably right.
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I was going to say, am I too old for this? Am I too young for this? I'm missing the, I'm missing it.
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Shoo-bee-doo-bee. Why would you be embarrassed, though? I would, like, think he would laugh. Like, oh, he's playing Sims.
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Now I'm curious what they sound like. I did play Sims a little bit when I would hang out at my friend's place.
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Well, no, I just I think that I didn't have the whatever it was that you'd buy to have it. And so I'd play it sometimes with her and it was fun. Definitely was entertaining. Yeah.
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This just reminded me that one of my old neighbors, which I didn't know, watched the show. Oh, no. Reached out to me and asked me when I was telling you guys about the story when a little kid was running after me and my friend with an axe in the neighborhood. Yeah. And my like this my old neighbor DM me and was like, was it so and so?
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Is that your moan, Morgan? It's pretty weak. Go a little harder. Let me hear yours. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's what I thought. Yeah, okay. Got him. Got me.
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No one there had a catchphrase. You guys figured out how bad I am at bowling, but how it seems like I should be good. It's really confusing. We're going to go practice under different circumstances.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
You had a long day. We're going to go again. No, that happens every time. I don't know why you're excusing it.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
Speaking of, I just watched the Titanic 20-year recap with James Cameron last night. Did you see the new LiDAR thing?
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213: Lost the Plot?!
Probably a part of Scientology. Sea Org, for sure. Speaking of adventures, how about them pretty ladies in space? That's going to be my new how about them Yankees. What? What do you mean? Like the girls that went up to space? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's all. That's all I got.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
I thought you were going to say things got spooky. And so then I was like, and then the doll started moving on its own.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
You were like, that was during Coachella when we went and you were like, oh my God, we could like stay at my place. And I'm like, oh my God, no. Yeah, well, it was free, but.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
Yeah, I think that while it would have been maybe nice. Actually, no, I think this was the nicer way to do it. It's just sad that he found out.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
How is it that people think that like a board and like a piece of plastic is going to bring like spirits to it? Like how do people think they're that magical? You're going to have to test one out and find out.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
No, no, no, no, no. So I may be trolling the fact that a Ouija board is likely not legit, but at the same time, I'm not going to risk it. I ain't going to risk it. I feel like Alejandra... I'm not playing with that shit.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
Well, okay. So I think when I was a little kid, I did one at a sleepover. And it's always because you have like 12 girls having a hand on it. So somebody moves it between the 12 girls.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
Yeah. My mom, when I came back from that sleepover, my mom was like, Lauren, don't ever mess with those. And my mom doesn't, didn't talk like that. So that's why I'm like, no matter what, I'm not going to mess with one. There's...
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213: Lost the Plot?!
Let's hear your thoughts, Lauren. Well, I think that I would ask him exactly what his hesitations are, considering what you said, Justin, they're living together and they're sharing bank accounts. Like, what is your hesitation of putting the label on it? And
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213: Lost the Plot?!
And just try to get him to be open and transparent about that, because something whenever I was younger, I had a boyfriend who we were literally boyfriend and girlfriend, but he didn't ask me yet. And I thought it was so weird and confusing. Why don't you want to put the label on it? And it made me feel like. He didn't care about me the way I cared about him.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
But what he ended up saying is that his last relationship was so bad that when he thinks of the word girlfriend and boyfriend, it makes him think bad. And so he loved that we were just so happy and he was worried that once we put the label, it would turn bad. And then after that, we became, you know, we figured it out and we were boyfriend and girlfriend. But
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213: Lost the Plot?!
um but i'm just wondering like is it because he doesn't actually want to be in the marriage or is it because maybe his parents had a bad marriage and he's scared of the word because it like you said it sounds like they're basically doing it right now the marriage thing so what is what is the concern is this does he not want to spend the money on a wedding like where is it that he's really feeling it that's a really good point because i i do think justin you were kind of hesitant for that reason too you like
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213: Lost the Plot?!
I was thinking you were referring to it more of, like, when you know you know.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
Well, that's why I just think it's like about getting to the bottom of it. Like, is it that he's just too hesitant because he's not sure about her? Or is it because he is scared of the word because it's like, You know what I mean? Is there something going on psychologically with him or is it the fact that he just doesn't think that she's the right person? So we have some comments from OP.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
I don't think you wanting people to do what they say they're going to do is like a trauma response. I think that's pretty normal.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
I can't even think straight because this is just funny. I don't know if I'm in a weird mood or if this is actually as funny as I think it is.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
First of all, cat, not more likely. A cat won't want anything to do with your ass. Second of all, a dog jumps right up on you and has no understanding of boundaries.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
When you're little, let's say you're three years old, you can remember things from when you're three years old. And if somebody shows you a picture of something that you did when you're little, let's say you were putting blocks together, whatever it was, and they showed you this picture and they keep showing you this picture. you keep that memory.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
Like you remember, you actually remember building blocks as like a three-year-old because you keep, you are constantly reminded of it from this picture, but you actually, you remember it. Because you're reconfirming the memory.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
And also make sure to do things that you really want to do. Oh, my God.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
If you want to be a part of a flash mob, go do that. Like, I think it's like maybe a really...
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213: Lost the Plot?!
No, no, literally two waters at the desk and it was $15. And then not only did it like ask you to tip, but you couldn't even hit no tip. You had to literally physically hit everything.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
Yeah. No, I see your point. And I think... I just am curious if the ferret is usually out. Does the ferret usually have this behavior? Did she say something like, hey, don't wear that around my ferret? Like, what were these conversations that were had? Because, I mean, you're right, Justin.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
And I would just say I want to thank you guys too because it's... It's so beautiful that there is a community here and that's you guys. You guys created this safe place for somebody to come and express their biggest fears and look for support and you guys show up for them. So thank you guys for being amazing. It's truly incredible.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
But I always wondered if that shows up on their screen on that end. Yeah.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
If you go into somebody else's home and an animal bites you, hurts you, whatever, then it's usually the owner's responsibility. Yeah.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
As silly as this sounds and as annoying as it is, because she's like, you came over for a boxed wine with a ferret, with my drunk ferret, with noodles. I named him noodle for a second.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
I don't remember. Because that's what came to mind for me. I can't remember what it was, but it's just reminding me because it's like what you said. If it was a stranger, you usually don't expect... That because a stranger probably walks away. But at the same time, if it was at a restaurant, then the restaurant is usually liable and will pay for or on an airline.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
Like I had a flight attendant spill coffee all over me on my brand new white shoes. And they ended up giving me like a like a decent flight credit for that. But in this situation, it's like you can say that. It's petty and frustrating. Because, like, for example, like, if somebody just immediately Venmo requested me, like, 900 bucks, I would be like, what the f— Like, that would really bother me.
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213: Lost the Plot?!
Yeah, and not even having, like, a discussion. And being like, hey, we need to talk about this. This was really expensive. Like, I need you to, like— Help me out here because X, Y, Z. Yeah. So that would bother me. And then going and telling the group chat that my ferret was drunk and that's why he jumped on. Then that would piss me off too.
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200: EPISODE 200! Your Time to Shine..
Yeah, it just doesn't make any sense. Like, why do this for two whole years? There had to be an ulterior motive to do that. Like, is he trying to cut her off from everybody and like know everything that like all of her friends know because they're not even real? Like, What exactly is going on here? Because this red flags all around.
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212: Gab, Gossip, & Goosebumps..
And in the bedroom, the bedroom, there's probably a sex tape of her. Yeah, no, that's... And where are they putting it?
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212: Gab, Gossip, & Goosebumps..
Oh, yeah. And we didn't know what the fuck was going on.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
What the hell was that? I'm so scared. I'm so excited to have you today.
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198: New Beginnings..
This next one is coming from r slash dadit. And it's titled, I've been asked to foster my son's best friend. I don't know how to react.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Is there a picture linked? I'm so curious to see if there's a picture of the costume.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
It depends like how gory they went with the Sharon Tate outfit. Like if she was just pretty Sharon Tate, like that'd be a really pretty costume. But if she added a bunch of blood and like, yeah, she's like... No.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I know. I felt so bad because the guy... Like, she never let the guy out of the basement. And then...
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
They do. I'm trying to think of... Like other costumes you've seen? No, I'm trying to think of, like... Because to me, obviously, dark, morbid person. I think dressing up as the victims, yeah, not cool. I'm trying to think if there's like one specifically that's standing out, but there isn't. I think that that's probably Sharon Tate's pretty bad because usually everyone dresses up as the killer.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
That's yeah. I think that kind of makes sense. And even like, I don't know what we're doing for Halloween.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
in court he was like well i wanted to be in the basement and i was like did you though like what's going on he got like psychologically uh-huh and then he was given the nickname bat boy because he late he lived in the attic i know and he would only come down to clean the house cook and then have sex and then he would go back in the attic and honestly like on a bad combo If it's consenting. Yeah.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Freddie? Well, no. He has, like, the hands. Okay. Jason has a mask. Okay. I saw a lot of him. Michael Myers has a mask. Okay. And I saw a lot of the Scream. Oh, okay.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
That's kind of – well, okay. It's funny you say this because I was just having a conversation about the Titanic Museum. And there was this one where I used to live that would have a – you know those like blow-up jumpy things? Oh, my gosh. Yeah. So it would have a blow-up jumpy thing, but it was – shaped as the Titanic, like, sinking. What?
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
So you would go to the top and you slide down like you're... No! Yes, like the Titanic was sinking and you slide down. I need to see a picture of this. Oh, it was 100% real. And I was like, you know, I just don't know if that's the way... Oh, my God. Yeah, this one, right? Yes. It's very fucked up. I'm like... Oh, my God. Like, there's kids going down it yelling and screaming and like, yay! And...
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
It's like, you know... Is it too soon? I don't think it's too soon. It's just like... Still a hundred years later? This historic event that happened where a lot of people died. If we're recreating it or like... That. You know, it's that part.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I mean, maybe in like 20 years. But for now, like if we did... It would be not well received. No. It would be on sight. Yeah. So whenever I would see that Titanic thing, it was just like, ooh, ooh, mixed feelings. Mixed feelings indeed. Kind of want to go down it.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I don't know if the – I wouldn't label it Titanic thing. Maybe it's – what was that era? Golden – it was the Gilded Age.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
So it's like Gilded Age thing. That would be a great theme. Right. Not Titanic thing. I know. That's kind of weird. But live your life, I guess.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
If both parties are consenting, I would say that's a dream relationship, honestly.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
That's a hard one. This is quite the hobby. I don't think he's the asshole only because he's concerned and he's bringing it up to his wife.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
But like... A little creeped out. Yeah. As someone who is... I'm not nosy, but I do like to investigate.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I'm so nosy. And if she's living in the suburbs... I don't blame her. There's nothing to do. So you start watching your neighbors and you get to know them. And then you start creating, I don't know, a little database.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I would make the board only because I'm psycho like that. I'm a very visual person, so I need to see everything. But I feel like, look, they should compromise. She can still have her hobby and have her little detective work going. But instead of a board, maybe put it into a notebook. Write down everyone's name and just keep it more private. It doesn't need to be displayed out in the house.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
It sounds like something that she's doing for fun. And treat it like a little personal diary.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
So I think the board's a little much. Maybe just like copy it into a notebook. But let her keep doing it. It's keeping her busy. I know. There's other hobbies too. Pottery's fun. Pottery. Pottery's fun.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
But I guess my biggest question is what's her end goal? That is, yeah. Like she's getting all the pieces and stuff. Like what is she doing with this information?
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I love that connection. That's good. It's going to be a fun one.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah, me too. But I guess maybe he's thinking like she's setting this all up or maybe he's thinking what other people might be thinking.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Is that she's setting this all up to make sure like who knows what and is it going to get back?
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
To her and her husband or something. But I don't think that's the case. Like if you're having an affair, you're not doing that much.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
You wouldn't be doing that. And you would get a diary. You wouldn't make a big, like you just said, billboard in the house of your affair. Yeah. I don't think she's having an affair. I think she's bored. Okay. I really think she's bored and she found something like exciting going on.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Everyone's having an affairs and there's probably like little lies and little stories and she's just piecing it together. Oh my God. If anything, she should write some kind of gossip blog. A book. A book. A book. Something.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah. Suburban housewives. Like, come on. I love that shit.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
It could be really good. So maybe they should, he, the partner should nurture it so she could write a book and do something with that information that she's collected. Yeah. Could buy you a bigger house in a nicer neighborhood. Or maybe she's gathering blackmail to use against all of her neighbors just in case something happens. Well.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Because if you got dirt on everyone, then they're not going to rat you out to HOA. Oh, my gosh. I have horror. I have HOA horror stories, too.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I don't know. It's like, why would she, why would she plan that just to prove a point? But that's going really, really, really far. It's like, girl, was that mental illness? I'm, I'm so. Is mental illness in the room with us right now? Like. I don't, I don't know. Because what would, are you that bored? Are you that bored to ruin other people's lives? That's where I draw the line.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I need more information. How much money do these people make each year? Do they have kids? Do they live in the suburbs? Is she just a rich board house wife who wants to shake things up? Or is she like literally just kind of a little psycho? A screw is loose. Uh-huh. And maybe like when they show you a red flag, sometimes it's a... It's a billboard instead. Yeah. Yeah. It's a billboard.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I don't know. But do you jump your whole marriage over that? Yeah. We just need more information.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah, depends which one. Are you sure it's the Idaho murders? Not the Brian guy? Yeah, because he was... Like studying to be a forensic. Yeah, criminology. And like, here's how I would do it. Did that case end? No, it's happening right now. Yeah, so we'll see. He's creepy looking. If you do a side-by-side of him and Bundy. Identical. Identical. Oh, yeah. Psychotic how much they look alike.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Same eyes, same nose, same mouth. It's bizarre. Then I went down this rabbit hole about like certain face shapes and features and how they correlate.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I was reading about how certain features are shown in serial killers.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Like it's just a study that's being done, you know. But I found that really interesting because you can see it in that picture where it's like, oh, okay. Now show me another killer with those same eyes. Yeah. Because they always have the same like sunken crazy eye.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
It's one of those things I don't think we'll ever know for sure.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
No, like when the women got murdered, they were like hosing down the sidewalks. Yeah.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
And they were just like, they had nothing to go on. No DNA, fingerprints. Like, how did you solve mysteries back then is what I'm impressed with. Some Sherlock Holmes shit. Uh-huh. They had a Scooby-Doo it.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Anyways, that wife. Anyways. Hopefully she's not like that.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Because at the end of the day, relationships aren't so black and white. Like, has it been a happy, wonderful marriage all the way up until this one point?
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Has there been weird little things she's gotten into all throughout the marriage and it's just like, okay, this is another weird little thing she's fucking doing. Then maybe.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
You know, like, or if like she's just a weird person and this is just another weird thing and you can't take it anymore, then maybe it's time for you to leave. I don't know. I don't like to tell people what to do, but I think they should listen to their gut, their intuition. It's always correct. Yeah. I don't know if men have an intuition though.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
We should put a poll. Yeah. Do you have intuition? Let us know. I'm sure they do in different ways.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Thank you for having me. I'm really excited.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
But didn't she say she did? What if she's lying? Why would she lie? She's having an affair?
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I don't have a poker face. Me neither. I would have cracked. Me too. I think she had something against that neighbor. Maybe she wanted the husband. So she broke him up. She's playing the long game. She's playing the long game. And she could be there for him when he's sad.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
So maybe she was doing that. But it doesn't make sense with the whole board of it all.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I feel like women are usually the ones who do crazy stuff. Right. So there was this one story I did about this lady. She was like considered the original catfish. This is when AOL first came out and she was going into those chat rooms and like catfishing people telling them she was. Had lots of money. She was going to take care of them.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
She was still married, but she had like three different boyfriends. One was in Reno. One was in some other state, whatever. And she had like a list or a chart and like who she was in that relationship type of thing, like a whole dictionary of like, this is what I told him. She would reference it.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
And then eventually one of the boyfriends, she had told him that she was in an abusive marriage and she couldn't be with him because her husband was going to kill her or whatever. Yeah. So then the side boyfriend decided, well, I'm going to kill him. So he like drove hundreds of miles, went, killed the husband because he thought she was in an abusive marriage.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
And everything just came falling apart. She wasn't in an abusive marriage. This guy was just like, he had no idea his wife had all these girlfriends. He just thought she was on AOL trying to like look up antique doll stuff because it was new, the internet, you know? So he was just like, oh, I thought she was just doing like antique doll stuff. This poor man.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah. He got killed because this lady just wanted attention. Poor thing. Creating all these stories. Sorry, I keep hitting the mic. She was creating all these stories and then it blew up in her face. So, you know, maybe going back to that previous story, it's like, why would she create this chart and all that?
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I guess this is kind of a perfect example of maybe she was doing that, creating a chart that she could follow. And like, I don't know. I don't know. Women, lady killers, we're a little crazy. I'm just, I'm sitting here. I need a minute. We're a little crazy. We like to take notes. We're visual people.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Mental illness is in the room. You called it.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Good for her. Let her make those charts in her facility.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
She's not the asshole. No, that's so uncomfortable. That's very uncomfortable. I feel bad for her. My skin crawls.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
What? Do we think the neighbor? How are we going back to the neighbor?
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Shut up. It's not that good. It's so good. I feel like I'm Monet. Monet? Yeah, from far away. I look really good. And then up close, it's like...
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I know. That's a diary. Get a diary, honey.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
That's sad. That's sad because at first, the surface story, you're like, she's just being weird. Well, I'm thinking she's being weird, whatever, whatever. But then now that she's been, yeah, she's in the mental institution, mental hospital for schizophrenia, that is weird. That makes sense. That makes sense. The chart makes sense.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
The planting of the bra, the pregnant, like it kind of makes sense.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
And I feel really bad for him. That sucks. It's got to be so hard.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
He was concerned. He was concerned enough to bring it up to her to post it on Reddit.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
So I don't feel like he should be guilty. It was just he wasn't sure where to go with it.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I'd be pissed off. I'd be so pissed. But I wouldn't be mad at the friend. No. And I would not ask the friend to change her appearance or anything about her. She's your friend for a reason. I would not ask my friend to change anything about herself. That's your husband needs to be in check or your partner.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
no I just it's hard because look when you get into a relationship with someone you know through sickness and in health yeah and a lot of people mean that and then a lot of people don't so I don't know like schizophrenia like if you didn't know that was coming and you don't know how to deal with it like and support your partner and be there for them I'm sure it could be a lot for someone and
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I don't know. It's definitely tricky. It's tricky. Yeah.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Or she was just trying to get him to like move on, move past it.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Like, see, I'm pregnant now. Like, let's move on. It felt like one of those moves.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah. Not at all. It's sick. It's gross. I'm like, God.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Oh, no. Because then you got to do the whole like, I lost the baby and all that drama.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I hope she gets the help she needs and I hope he moves on or moves forward with her.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Whatever the case may be, but I'm glad she's getting help.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Right. The shame. I mean, I don't know. Cause like, I don't know anyone with schizophrenia, just what I've read, but like, does she know what she did?
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
That's scary. It's just scary. One day you could wake up and then like your brain is just off.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Definitely. Definitely. And to know how to better be supported.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Like if your partner has schizophrenia – well, if you have schizophrenia, like how would you want your partner to support you?
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Get your husband in check. What's he doing? That's conversation. Yeah. I think they need to sit down and talk about it. Not the friend, the girl and her husband. Yeah. And kind of figure out, like, is there something missing? Are you feeling a certain way? Do you want to be with her? Because if you do, go ahead. Like, we don't have to be together.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah, like just little things. Little jobs. Nothing major. Just something small.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
You know, like, that's between them. Yeah. Leave the friend out of it. Oh, my God. But if I was the friend and my friend had asked me to, like, change – how my makeup, my hair, my outfits, I'd probably just cool it and just not go around as much. It's kind of just weird.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
What is cuckooed? I don't know. It sounds like conservatorship. How old is she?
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Right. Family, older brother, older mean brother who's coming in and trying to. I don't know. I don't know either.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah, because I feel like when I've heard of reference to the cuckoo bird, I know that's where cuckold comes from, from the cuckoo bird. Oh. Because they. In their mating dance, they cuckold one another? Well, I think isn't a cuckold when like you watch someone else bang your. Yeah. And I think it comes from the cuckoo bird. What? Yeah. Oh, my God. 2 a.m. deep dives.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I don't remember specifically why. I want to say because they swap partners. But I could be making all this up.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Hmm. Fact check me, though. I could be wrong. But I believe it comes from cuckoo bird.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Like I know this woman, but I'm just going to come and like move in essentially.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
How did it? Oh. Can they do like a, I don't know what the laws are out there, but like a wellness check? That's what I would assume. Can't they do like an anonymous tip? Like, hey, I think drugs are next door or something. Yeah.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
And then if nothing truly came of it, then maybe just start looking in the windows.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Maybe they can go next door and be like, hey, I just noticed that your garden's a little run down. Maybe I can help you and work on it. And that's how you get inside.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Maybe this guy is just taking care of her. I don't know. I'm trying to think of the best here. For someone that doesn't believe in hope, you're being very hopeful over there. I know. Because I don't want to think of a poor old woman getting taken advantage of. It's so sad. We have an update. Oh, there's an update? Yeah.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah, it's super awkward. Like putting your friend in a really weird position. Hey, my husband thinks you're hot. Okay. All right. Thanks. I don't know what to say to that. Unless like they're trying to have a threesome or something. But I don't know. Really odd. I guess she just wants her friend to be like a little house on the prairie or something. Like, what is she supposed to wear?
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Aw. At least that was a happy ending. Because look, real talk, I'm surprised he didn't murder her. Like the fact that he kept her around for so long?
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I want to know, is cuckooing like a big problem in the UK? Because that's wild that someone can essentially just do that. But I guess couldn't you do that here too? I think it...
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
does happen here right because all it takes is the kindness of someone just like hey come stay with me for the night or whatever like not a big deal and then they just lock you in your room i just dude i would she was locked in there for at least a month how come our kids didn't come check on her That's, like, that's what makes me so sad.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Or how come the neighbors didn't, like, didn't have family references?
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I know here it's like squatters rights. I know. Which is wild that you can just move in and now you live there. Yeah. And like there's nothing really anybody can do.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
So it's nice that they at least have these laws in place that will help like remove these shitty people.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
The fact you can move in, you could just literally walk into someone's house, be like, I'm living here now. Yeah. And just get mail sent to the house. That's all you need. And it's your, like, you just live there.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
If it were me, I would go absolutely psychotic.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
No, because that's even, that shows a little leg. Oh, right. So you have to do something that's fully covered. Like, two braids and then pin them up. No makeup. Churn in some butter. Mm-hmm. Usually that. Yep. He might not want her then.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
What were they doing, did they say? Drugs? Sex?
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I mean, maybe he was, but like, yeah, I'm staying with you.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Today I used Milk Makeup. They came out with, you know, their Hydro Grip. I have the grip.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
No. But he knew he went after her for a reason. He can tell that she was. Vulnerable. Vulnerable.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
So she should have wore that to the dinner. Shut up.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah. Yeah. No, she's not the asshole. If you don't want like peanuts on your thing, you take them off. Yeah. It's not like she was through a hissy fit like a three-year-old and was like, oh my God, peanuts, fuck this. And like made it all dramatic. Yeah. She just quietly picked them off, threw away the parts she didn't want. She didn't know. I know.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
For him to get up and cry over that, I personally would be like, all right, well, this has been fun. I think, you know, good luck to you. Bye. Yeah. Like, it's not that big of a deal. But to be fair, that ice cream was very expensive. So I'm like, where did they go? Cold Stone, probably. They're so expensive. Oh, my gosh.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I'm a good old-fashioned Ben & Jerry kind of girl.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
There's no windows. You go inside, there's no windows. In the cafe, there is actually a beautiful view of the mountains. You got to get there somehow. I feel like a hamster in one of those mazes.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I'm here. That's so funny. I would never think they have like – well, I've heard their meatballs are really good. Yeah. I won't lie. Yeah.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah. But when I – I believe you. Just getting there for me.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Well, when you're young, you start to learn what's important to you and what's not important to you in relationships. And that's what's nice is that when you're dating, you get to find out things that you like and you don't like. So for this, she and he can determine, is this something, like, I want to put up with? Yeah. You know?
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Like, do I want to date someone who's going to, I don't know, every little penny he spends, like, I'm going to feel some kind of guilt if I don't eat at all? That is a very good point. Yeah. Yeah. Because I've dated someone like that who just like watched every penny. And like I love that.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Be frugal. Yeah. Money management. Great. Smart.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
But it's like when they start making you feel guilty for every little like, hey, do you know how much that costs? You just threw it away. And it's like, oh. Some people it doesn't bother, but it's like you have to figure it out. Like if that's something he's going to be doing, is that something you want to put up with?
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Ew. Maybe it was some kind of proposition, like, hey, like, to see how she felt about her husband fantasizing about her, to see, like, are you interested?
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
So they have a bronzing one that I'm kind of obsessed with. You just put it all over your face before your foundation and you look flawless. I'm obsessed with it. Add to cart. I know. Because some more just had that sale. So I wasn't going to pay full price. No, no. So I was like, stop the cart. So I waited for the sale and then I got it.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
No, but it's like, you know, that pressure of I have to eat my whole plate because if not, he's going to be upset with me or like I don't want to start a fight.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Or I should just eat this and shut up. It just can turn into something bigger.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
So you better fucking eat that $100 steak. I don't give a shit.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
But they're also really young, and they could be making, like... Do you remember your first paycheck?
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah, and it's just, like, you know how, like... Like you thought you were going to get a lot and then when you first get that paycheck and you're like, wow, this is nothing. And then having to date and like take people out and then imagine if they're like, I don't like this. And you're like – Such a slap in the face.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah. I could see where he's coming from too. But crying – Talk it out. Learn how to communicate from a young age, please. I know.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
And sometimes when you do try to communicate with someone, if you word it wrong, then it comes off the wrong way and then it backfires. And it's just like, so communication classes would be really smart.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Or it's just like the day in general. Yeah. Maybe she didn't say thank you. You know, and that's, I don't know. That bugs me so much. Bugs me to my core. If you do not say thank you, I will never talk to you again.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah. Just like, hey, thank you. Like even if you didn't like the food. Thank you, though, for taking me out to dinner. Thank you.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Not the asshole is probably where it went. Really?
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Aw, okay. Well, when you put it like that... Thank you, top comment. Top comment. Yeah. I wonder if she said thank you. Yeah, we don't really know. And we don't know if she was like complaining the whole way. We're only getting a snippet here. I know. Because it's like, okay, if they went to the first restaurant, she's like, I don't like this. And then afterwards, I'm so hungry.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Maybe just an idea, just a thought or the friend is just really insecure. The woman. I could see that.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Me too. Me too. Poor guy. It sounds like he's kind of going through it.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Maybe they should go their own way and like figure life out. And then if it's meant to be, they'll reunite.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah. Just tell people that it makes them feel better. Like if it's meant to be, you'll come back together.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
A little hopeful over there. I am. A little hopeful. Maybe I am. There's some hope over there. There is. That was fun. Those were some journeys we went on. I'm not okay. I'm like, okay. Life's not that bad.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
You can find me everywhere. YouTube, Instagram. Facebook. Spotify. Spotify. Apple. Apple. Snapchat. Oh. Twitter. Well, X. Threads.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
I'm everywhere and anywhere all the time.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
It was fun. No one dies. Well, actually, I'm sorry. Someone does die. Someone dies.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Murder Mystery Omega. Sometimes there are stories where sometimes no one dies. It's like those one-off stories.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
And for a minute there, I thought this was one of those, but I forgot the husband dies. He does die. The sex guy.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Okay, that was a very adult, great response.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
It's calm. Mature, kind. It's mature. It's kind. It's like, hey, this isn't me. This is you.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
happy ending though very nice ending I'm glad the friendship didn't fall apart because men come and go relationships come and go friendships hopefully they can stay for a long time you know
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
It's like a chapter of your life just closed. It is like a breakup. Yeah. Chapter of your life closing and this person that knew everything about you and now they're just a stranger.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
It's so sad. But I'm glad it wasn't like that for them. I know. Yeah.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah. I'm sure there'll be an update. Like, me and my husband got a divorce.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
He seems like he's looking. He's wandering.
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194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Yeah. geez you you did this to yourself my dude that one's hard because obviously i'm in the true crime world and i've come across people who dress up as serial killers all the time like i see that a lot i personally wouldn't want to do it i don't really yeah i don't feel like it's it's right but everyone is allowed to make their own decisions you know I know. So it's like tricky. I don't know.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
Like if my partner wanted to do that, I would shoot it down. This one's hard for me personally because I get it. But at the same time, I wouldn't do that. But if someone close to me did it, I'd be like, ooh, okay.
Two Hot Takes
194: Makeup Possible Here? Ft. Bailey Sarian
There's just so many other pregnancy like costumes you could do. There's so many. There's just so many other ways this could have went. Why? Maybe they're just morbid people. Like, does it make sense? Are they very dark, morbid people? And OK, it makes sense for them. Or is it just like out of left field? They go to church every Sunday and you're like, what the fuck?
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are. Oh my God. This is a surreal moment for me. I feel like I'm on another planet.
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Oh my gosh. I want to do that.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Walk me through this love story. So we had a date. We had a date, and we talked for seven hours, it felt like.
What's the Reality?
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Hilarious. Oh my god, it's... You just got that? You just got that? No, I knew that. I walked up and was like, oh shit. I walked up and was like, okay, that's crazy, right? What's the reality? Hi.
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So I have to go watch and I'm like, did I even say yes? Did I, I don't know what happened. It is.
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Oh, what is it? Our final song, because we made our own playlist. Yeah. I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one. Hit me. Hit me.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Y'all are on to something. We're crazy.
What's the Reality?
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What was your first dance? 99 problems.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
You guys like chose to keep that pretty private and intimate in the middle of COVID. Yeah. Couldn't help it. Right.
What's the Reality?
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So if it, if it weren't for COVID, do you think it would have been a bigger wedding or did you?
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
But the one thing that I like about the way that our marriage has gone is we've gotten to display love and affection for ourselves and not the pomp and circumstance for others' entertainment. I love that. So we now get to curate who's around us to renew a vow situation, and we know that that's going to matter more. I love that.
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union was just for us and like the aficionator what's her name i mean not the official how you say it it's aficionator officiator officiator the aficionator there's no i like it i like the way that is the aficionator was um was there and the person who let us use their house miss debbie love you guys so much and like two friends per person okay and it was just enough you know what i mean so now we get to really go in and spend somebody else's money to make that happen
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
No, that's really beautiful. I think we're going to do two weddings. Our first one is going to be very small courthouse style, very intimate, just really close friends, even if it's just us and like parents or something like that. Very small. And then we'll probably do something bigger next year in London with more of his friends and family and stuff.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
So because it's nerve wracking that first one, I can imagine. I mean, you know what it's like to even go through that moment. And every time she watches the show, she's like, I want to go dress shopping. I want to go dress shopping.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
We're going to have to get these on set because I am a fidgeter, and this is definitely feeling good in my hand.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Yeah. So I just obviously recently got engaged and you guys have been married for a little bit. Five years. Five years. Ugh. Crazy. I'm praying for five. what is some advice that you guys would give to someone like me that's hoping to get to five years in a marriage? What advice do you guys have?
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
So our advice comes from a lesbian perspective. You have to also understand that there's a huge difference, I believe. It's a little bit different. We both had cisgender relationships in our lives, so we'll definitely come from that aspect. But if I was to give you any advice, I would say... Make sure you remember the reason you married him before you start asking to change stuff.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
And I feel like even we went through that moment. That's like the most universal thing. It's like, can you do this instead? Can you do this instead? It's like, no, she she did stuff that you love. That's why you married her. Don't try to conform it into what you feel you need in that one moment when you have a full life to lead. I can appreciate that.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
But I bring that up to say, kind of piggybacking of what she was saying before is like, sometimes we go into relationships thinking that there are roles to be had. And as you start to become companions, you kind of have to let that go and say, you know what? We are in this life together. And sometimes I'm not going to close the refrigerator. Don't get mad at me.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
If I don't just close it and love me. It's like that. That's why I kind of interrupted you, babe. Cause it's like goes hand in hand, even though I'm joking about it. It's like after a while, you know, Yes, you're the guy. Yes, you should take the trash out. But then it's like if he takes the trash out and he doesn't, it's OK. You can do it, too, sometimes.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
It's a companionship. It's a friendship at the end of the day with perks.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Oh, my gosh. OK, so we just expressed that we love love. We love love is blind. Yes. Here on What's the Reality? That's my favorite topic. So I would love to hear you guys love story, how you met, how you looked at Miranda and was like, yep, that's my person. Like, walk me through this love story.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
That is a mental health disorder. I know, I know.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
That ultimately were created by men because they were in charge of the messaging.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
How are you going to step into your relationship and your marriage? Have you thought about it? I think about it every single day. Because I do kind of have... preconceived notions of what a wife should be and what a husband should be. I really do. I can't even lie and say I don't. I just, I think something pretty special about Ollie is he doesn't have any of those.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
He's very much like, this is a partnership. I'll do this. You do that. Now, does he leave every cabinet open, the refrigerator open, the toilet seat goes down now.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
The toilet seat does go down. But like, he's kind of like, oh, if the fridge is open, don't hate me for it. Like he has that mindset where I'm just like, here we go, another thing that I have to do.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Like, it's just like, I think I'm trying to come into this marriage and wipe away the things that I think should be, because I don't know, I've never been in a marriage and the marriages around me are not successful. They were not successful. So taking advice from them is not- It's always dangerous. Yeah, it's very dangerous.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
So I think what you what you guys said is very powerful, like not listening to outside noise, creating our own environment, our own little world.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
And you know what else happens, I think, a lot with women kind of like you expressed. Oh, I have to do everything. I have to do everything. And I was having this conversation with her and a writer that we were talking to. And I was like, that's our own misconception of having to do everything, because if it does, he did it before you got there. He closed it beforehand. You know what I mean?
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
He got this far without you. Very independent man. Very independent. So like you don't have to take things on. We choose to because we are feeding into what we think we should be. And then build resentment. And then build resentment. Just don't do it. Leave that shit open.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
You started, babe. You're better at the story than I am.
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On our gate. I love that. Babes, was the gate closed?
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Listen, I've only got robbed once, but I wasn't at the house when it happened. I closed everything.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Like someone else. Somebody raving Simone licenses. Oh, no.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Yeah, that's what I tell the DMV. Yeah. No, I do. I do. I do have absent mindedness was what she helps me with. And I think I left that door open because, yeah, I was absent minded in that situation.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
But I also don't feel crazy about it because I close the gate. If I'd have left the gate open and all that, I'd be like, oh, my God, I need to get my life in order. But like if somebody comes over our gate.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
They're going to the hospital. So was that a big deal for you? Did that turn into a big deal? Obviously, this is the first time you're hearing it. She's been doing very well.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
He would have got a text immediately in all caps.
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50-50. 50-50. I open it, you close it.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
She's like, I'm leaving the house, you gotta lock it up. And you know what? If she opens it, I close it. Yeah. You know what I mean?
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Your career, you've had an amazing career and not just one show, two shows, you've done more than a lot of people can say. So one, I wanna give you your flowers while you're here. You are such a queen in my head. And you're such a queen to the world. Many people have grown up with you, but at the same time, you were growing up in front of the world. What was it like growing up in the spotlight?
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
And it's going to be a whole memoir about that process and what I actually went through. It was... An extremely crafted experience that has left scars that I know how to hide very well.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
I would never put my children in the industry before the age of 18. And if they wanted to, I would be that parent and be like, you just need to go to school, learn your craft all the way through and through. And then you can go into the industry. Yeah, it's hard. My journey was fulfilling, stressful, shiny and beautiful and traumatic. All of the things. It was a big old gumbo.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Yeah. Yeah. I have such a random question. Please give it. If you actually were psychic and you could go back to 15-year-old actual Raven yourself and you saw the way that your life was going to unfold today, would you continue that path or would you move things around for a different time?
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
I would have come out earlier. I would have gone to college sooner. And I would have...
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
shifted gears I would have taken the job to direct an episode of That's a Raven that I had that opportunity to do but I felt like I was I was stressed I had a lot of stuff going on and I couldn't direct act and do it and deal with home life at the same time so yeah there would have been some different choices that probably would have gotten me further in my career that I want to be um that I didn't do um and I probably would have said no to some jobs after That's a Raven that I did that I was not okay with
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Yeah. I watched your latest you guys latest episode of the podcast and you guys are talking about success. And I just I thought that was a beautiful conversation one because I feel like success is very singular and it kind of depends on your own experiences. I kind of want to dive into that a little bit. Do you feel successful now?
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Do I feel successful? I feel successful in certain aspects of my life. I got married. I'm not on any medication right now. Today. Today. Listen, that is a success story. Okay. I feel like Raven-Symoné has success. I feel like myself... Which people are like, what? But Raven-Symoné is a brand that has been out there in the industry. And then there's me who manipulates the brand.
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I feel like I have things and goals that I haven't reached because I knew I had to reach someone else's goals for the Raven-Symoné brand before I got to mine. And it kind of stunted what I wanted to do. But obviously, I keep saying this, but since marrying her and helping each other grow...
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I will never not be grateful for the same that I gave to her, which is just the confidence to say, you know what, this is what I actually want. I'll be okay. And she was the only one rooting for me.
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in a private setting, which is like, go Ray, go Ray, go Ray.
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Not the 1990s hype up sound. But you know what I mean? And there is a lot of people in my industry and slash in my corner at the time of my change was like, Oh, this is dangerous. Be careful. You can't do this. You can't do that. And she didn't give me that anxiety. She was like, do what she wants to. You can be fine. I was like, Oh, okay, cool. Thanks.
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And you feel the support and you just going now full throttle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of piggybacking off of that, the media isn't always so graceful when it comes to like young stars and especially black women in this industry. Do you feel that there's pressure to be perfect all the time? And if so, how do you push through that? Or did you ever feel that way?
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I did feel there was pressure to be perfect all the time, but I didn't get it from anyone.
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outside influences I got it from inside influences that were influenced by outside because I would put something out there like oh my god they're talking about you you have to stop doing this and this and this and this and I'm like but I don't care yeah but you should I'm like but I don't really care right so yes I did feel that pressure many a times look at any outfit when I had on a corset and 70 chills and I was 15 like right yes right um
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Now- Seven inch heels at 15 is insane. It's crazy. Anyway, I have pictures. And so now- I do hear about that social, that social influence and social media influencing. And while I can see how that can be that way, I have learned from being in the industry before social media was popping, how to compartmentalize that crazy ass stuff. And yeah, I'm not immune to it.
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Mine hits more heavy when it's from personal people. I care more about what the people around me say rather than people that I haven't met before.
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I wish I could be like that. Because I feel like at first, I didn't really care about what other people said. But then when it comes by the hundreds and the thousands and the comments and you wake up every single day and it's something else, I'm getting way better. Different. For sure. But how are you getting better? What are you doing? I don't even read the comments anymore. I don't even look.
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Raised in it. So yeah, that's different.
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It's unnecessary. What purpose does it give? None. Zero. Yeah. Well, thank you. Do you have a least favorite project that you worked on?
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Um, yes. And I'm not going to name it because I still love the people that I worked with. Do you want me to name it? No, you don't even know what I'm going to say. Um, but I will say the reason I didn't enjoy it was because I felt extremely uncomfortable while I was filming it and my body and the fact of the things that I had to do in that
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in that film um it wasn't anything overly overly sexual it was just I wasn't comfortable with myself and um I don't really like being in a serious roles to be 100 I really don't I like acting like a crazy person and I'm really good at it I love that for you so I'm just gonna stay there I mean let Zoe Kravitz do the serious stuff
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What was your experience like on The View? I loved watching you on The View, by the way.
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Thank you. It was interesting. I loved everyone that I worked with there. It's really hard to get your opinion across on live TV within 15 seconds. I noticed that. And, you know, I... I said some things that I was not able to explain fully because I had a shorter period of time. So it required me to make public apologies, which I do not regret. I understand how it could hurt people.
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There is conversations that need to be had, though, that I feel if I had more time, I could have gotten my point across to make sense and not hurt as many people's feelings.
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So I was leaving to go to the view and I had a house party in my house where sometimes if you meet the right people, they still talk about it. And I invited her to it. It's where all of my exes came, all of my old friends, everybody was there.
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Do you see yourself doing more daytime TV? Hell no.
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I'm on a podcast. That's enough. I can edit it. You know what I mean?
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Take it out. Take that out. You don't have to explain a damn thing. It's gone. I know that's right. I don't have time for that anymore. Did you watch The View while she was on it? She was there. I was there.
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How was it watching her knowing that she wasn't able to like kind of express or back up like knowing her true intentions on what she was saying that had to be tough to watch?
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Sometimes I'll say things the wrong way that I'm not getting across what I mean. And there's no time to clear it up.
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I'm sorry, babe, but sometimes even when I do articulate my thought, people extrapolate.
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There's some people that don't want to like you. It doesn't matter what you say.
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And I love those people. Please stop liking me. And Please continue to hate on my post in the comments and like the picture when you post it. Run it up.
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Please continue. They hate on me, not you. And please continue to hate on my wife. Don't send her no death threats. But you know what I mean? Like the more love, the more hate, the more hate, the more love. That's just the world we live in right now. You came out later in life. Yeah.
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Are we having that party next year, this year?
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What was that moment like for you, especially being in the public eye for so long?
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So I came out in my 20s and I came out at a time where I was in retirement for myself and I didn't think I was going to come back to the industry. So I didn't think it would matter. I did read that. Yeah, I did. I'm so glad I did. I'm so glad that I proved that. my inner circle wrong that coming out as a lesbian was not going to ruin my career.
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Honey, I'm not allowed, I'm married now. I don't do those parties anymore.
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It actually helped my career in a really cool way because I felt comfortable with myself. Yeah, you know. This is what I've learned. And people are like, obviously, but you're born in a particular year. Whatever's going on in that year was influenced by the year or two years beforehand. And as you grow up, the world changes and you have to change with the world.
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And a lot of the times when you are in the same class, which surrounded by your peers, they expect you to act the same way for your entire life. And that's never going to happen. You have to change with the times. You have to change with yourself. You have to change during marriage as relationships grow.
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sometimes when you listen to the opinions of older generations that are not from the mindset of change is important, but change is difficult. It can keep you stagnant.
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Yeah. Wow. Wow. Did I say that right? Good job. Am I going to get in trouble with that one? No. Stop telling me what to do, old people. Don't explain it.
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It's true. Times are different. And there is definitely the generation above us is very, not all of them, but can be very anti-change, very much this is what I know. This is what got me here. Do it this way or no way. So I could see how coming out in a time where people didn't understand different. Exactly. Could be difficult. It's difficult.
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Um, if you could sit down with younger Raven today, what advice would you give her about embracing who she is?
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I would say to little Ray, um, Just stay right there. So let me explain. If you look at my first album, That's What Girls Are Made Of, I'm literally dressed the same way now. Then there was this period when I turned into like a little vixen, like this weird trying to be sexy person that just was not me. And I wish that I did just... I remember... I was dressing how Billie Eilish dresses now.
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And it was okay. You know what I mean? We came from that generation to wear baggy clothes.
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And then it's just like, it went away for me. So I would tell little Ray, just stay true. Don't try to be trendy. Don't look at Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton and think that you're a part of that crew because you're a peer, but you're in a different bracket. You know what I mean? And I probably... I would have kept JNCO alive longer. And I brought it back. JNCO jeans, do you remember that?
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For those who remember it, let's comment down below. Whatever.
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showing my age but I would have brought that shit back earlier but yeah I would just tell her just stay stay consistent you'll be fine you'll come back to yourself I mean you shouldn't have to come back to yourself yeah that's beautiful how do you both navigate like being like representing queer love how do you navigate that you don't think about it you just do you just love you just do it I think and that's something that I'm sorry I should have let you talk first but you know
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I've had this, you know, you're representing black females, you're representing, you know, lesbian females, you're representing this, you're representing that. When you start adding those bags of sand on your shoulders and that's each sand is a person and you're carrying all these people, you get bogged down. My calves aren't that strong. You know what I mean?
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Raven lost all her nails. I had stiletto nails that were out to here because I was doing the view and one popped all the way off because of what happened in the pool. It was insane.
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Like I can really only carry her, my dog and myself and maybe my mama. Yeah.
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and maybe your mama you know what i mean i love you sis but i can't carry all those people i can only carry myself and you will seem stronger when you have less weight on you and more people can follow and learn from but i can't carry you um but i will do my best to i love present myself i love that you know what i mean yeah i do love that what about you
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Yeah. She said it. Come on, Raven. Taking over the mic. Listen, you guys, I'm learning words. Saying it. I'm really trying to articulate what I'm saying. I'm working. I love it. So you guys have your own podcast. Tea Time with Raven and Miranda. What's it been like working together?
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But the iteration that you've seen has been like a year.
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I've worked with my family since I was 16 months old. That's all I've known. So getting into a marriage and working with my wife, I thought was going to be complicated and kind of triggering.
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So I bring that up to say working with her is enlightening for me because I was able to shift my brain space to allow for that space to happen for her success and my success and together success. I think there's three different scales there. And with that, me learning how to say, okay, my wife is also my business partner and that's okay. Mm-hmm. I think that I've shifted as a human too.
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So it's enlightening for me and how I proceed in the world. And then it's also enlightening for me to see her grow into who she's become as a business woman and a producer and working with her, we've definitely helped each other grow.
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And we parked in one of her favorite neighborhoods. And I brought her a little bag of crayons because I'm a child. And we talked for seven hours, it felt like. Into the night where I invited her to a friend of mine's birthday party. And we just stayed the whole day together.
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Do you think working together has strengthened your personal like marriage and relationship or do you kind of leave work at work and home at home?
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No, we don't have a separation yet. We still talk about work, but I think we do it in a way where it's not triggering for me. Like when we'll watch a show, we dissect it together and it's more like an exercise than anything. I think it shifted our relationship from, you know, just... lovers and friends to lovers and respecting coworkers and understanding our position.
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When we get into certain things, like if I'm directing and she's acting, then that's a different dynamic that we both have to kind of swallow our tongue with and then go home safe.
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No, no, no, no. It was hard because I wasn't treating you like the actors I'd normally work with. I was treating you like my wife who's an actor that I have to go home to. So that was me having to go through like 17 different filters in real time and then also not tell her because I didn't want her to be in her head. So that was hard.
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Is this something out? No, it's not out. I did a short that I'm still editing. It's taken me two years to edit because it's my first single camera thing. But yeah, she did a great job. It was very artistic. It's about a girl going through grief, losing one of her partners. I play the partner. She plays the main girl going through it. And it was an exercise and how to do single camera for myself.
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And we're tackling on other projects where I'll direct and she'll be in here and they're acting just a little bit and just a little bit. And but mostly we're producing partners. And I think that's where we really thrive. The way she breaks down a character, the way that I see it visually and coming together. That's what we practice on an everyday basis and kind of for fun.
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Hi. I'm obviously very, very excited to be talking to both of you today. Thank you. Welcome to What's the Reality. Thank you.
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You know, we have a very thick Rolodex of visual characters. movies and television shows that we are constantly sucking into our consciousness.
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So as we move forward in our production company, I see pictures working with companies like the Disney, Walt Disney company and Hulu and all these, we are, we know how to communicate with each other in a different way and also not afraid to show that we disagree in front of people because we don't always agree.
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And I think it's also important as a married couple that's in business together to know that we will pick the best option no matter who gives it. Okay. You know?
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And it's a different perspective. Now you're adults and you have the control. You're not being shuffled around like children. You have the control. So I think that's also a very powerful thing as well. Okay, walk me through a typical date night. What does date night look like? Do we do date nights? Are we watching reality TV? I know we're watching Love is Blind, Love on the Spectrum.
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What does it look like? So, date nights. I think that, I'm going to be honest, and we were very solitary for a really long time, just the two of us. So, date nights kind of went out the window because it was just like the same. Now, we've integrated going out into the world and having times with our friends. So, I think that... there's two types of date night.
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There's just us and that would be red light therapy on my wife from top to bottom. I'm in sweats and a hoodie and like. That is not, this is not a date night.
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As a date night. But a real date night would probably be getting dressed and going out with friends or doing something a little bit more communal in that way. Or we try to say that red carpets are date night because it's just us going out looking good and getting dressed. But I will put on the nights that we spend together
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in the same area and being cozy we will put on like a television she'll have all of her masks on her face and i have my slippy slips on and the dog is being thrown around the room because he's always here and then she always wants to be here so it's like the fight came first yeah it's like the fight to my side exactly yeah yeah back up
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Do you have a favorite date night, a favorite date?
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Why are we both hearing this story for the first time? Were you there or not? Who knows?
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I love the times... when like an activity we went to go do pottery together and I was able to see her be crafty and in her element and get a little dirty and she made the most fucking time I was like this my forearms what not the forearms it's so random because the wheel
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I've never done it, but it does look like a hot mess. It does look like a mess.
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I love moments like that when you get to see your partner struggle. Kind of struggle to see how they deal with situations and to see if I can help them calm down during it to see if we can actually work together. And I enjoyed it because she's like, I don't like it. I don't like it. I'm like, babes, you're fine.
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It makes me feel like I'm catering to her when she is extremely independent and does everything herself.
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Hilarious. Love is blind. Honey, not all the time.
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Well, no, not like me, but you're good.
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It would be like me. You have your own kind of good art.
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To show you that you're good at it. This is not true.
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The only thing that would have made it better.
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Yeah, period. What's your favorite thing to cook? Ooh. Wait, what's her favorite thing or what's my favorite thing for her to cook?
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What's your favorite thing for her to cook and what is your favorite thing to cook?
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Okay, what's your favorite thing? My favorite thing for her to cook is her tomato sauce. Tomato sauce.
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I'll eat it on it. I'll eat that shit on everything.
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And she sat down and ate them with me. But she's a really good baker. I would actually answer her questions. One of her favorite things to make is anything that people like. If she gets good feedback for it, she'll make it over and over again.
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For hours, hours. Some of the longest dates were like four hours.
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What'd you make? Girl, ever since I got this ring. I've been in the kitchen. No, cause I didn't cook prior to being engaged like at all for him. Like I didn't, I can't cook. I'm really good at it, but we spent a lot of time in London and like kind of in his space. And like, so I wasn't really gonna, you know, run the kitchen and do the whole thing. Now we're here in my, in my zone, in my kitchen.
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Do you still like to talk to people now that you've had that experience?
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So, um, Whatever he wants, pretty much. What are you loving right now? He's loving a meatball sub.
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So everything I cook is 100% vegan. She has to share a recipe with you. Oh, yes. But it has cheese.
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Is it the same thing? Oh, my God. I'm fully engaged, and I love talking to my fiance. Yeah. I noticed that right away, by the way.
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He found the vegan one somewhere. He loves a sausage roll.
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Let me tell you something about a sausage roll. It's like the better Hot Pocket. It's like a better hot dog in a bun. It's just like. Like a hot dog on a stick.
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Okay, let's switch gears a bit. Okay. Let's have a little game time. Game time! So I'm going to read a sentence and you have to finish it with the first thing that comes to your mind. Okay. The first thing that made me fall in love with you was... Your swag.
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Oh my God. This is the one, two, three game, babe. I know, one, two, three. I was like, you're freckle. There you go, one, two, three, freckle.
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Cute, okay. Answer this as you're talking to each other. Okay. If we were stuck on an island together, what would I bring? Sunscreen.
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It's gorgeous. Thank you, honey. Oh, my God.
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Peanut butter. I'd bring peanut butter for her. And I'm not bringing sunscreen.
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Oh, I'm so confused by how this game works. So I'm asking, pretend that we're asking ourselves, you're asking each other this question. Yes. What would you bring? And she's answering for you. I'd bring peanut butter. Shrooms.
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Very good job, babes. Not on camera. Say something else. No, say it.
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Say it for real. What's the reality? Shrooms. Yeah. Shrooms. Shrooms and I'd bring peanut butter. Peanut butter. What a combo. Yeah. It's a dry ass island.
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No joke. I want my son's spring somewhere.
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Yeah, exactly. Yeah, stupidest thing we've ever did. We're going to have to run that one back because I want to know more about it. It's crazy. If we were to have a reality show about our relationship, it would be called Ebony and Ivory come together.
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no that's that's Ollie he did Love is Blind UK oh my god it's you just got that you just got that no I knew that I walked up and was like oh shit I walked up and was like okay and I knew that before even I'm just you guys hi Ollie oh my god she's dead she just got it yeah that's hell that's crazy right That's so cool. So cool. We're very happy.
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I think that one's already taken. You're right, you're right.
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That's so us. There you go, babes. Good job. Nailed it.
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Oh, that was fun. That was cute. Wait two seconds. What was the driving in the snow story?
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I'll tell it short. You tell it long.
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You see how short that was? But that's not the full story.
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She had a paper bag on her head. It was horrible. It was really bad.
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Like we've driven across country because we had COVID and we didn't want to fly. We drove across country.
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That's so us. Road warriors. You heard it here first. No, you're getting so excited to make. You guys are entire face.
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No, I love that. If that comes to fruition, you heard it.
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I like you. We like you. We like you from before.
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Oh, you guys. We knew. Yeah, it's a good time.
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I know that's right. I appreciate y'all so very much. This has been very eye opening. You guys are so chill and down to earth. It's not just on the podcast or TV thing. In real life, beautiful energy. I barely needed these cards because the energy, the aura, everything just floats so beautifully. Your relationship is beautiful. Thank you.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
But I do appreciate you guys giving me advice on love and marriage and and really humanizing it for me, because when you find love in this world, it's not it's not the same experience as someone outside of this industry. So I appreciate you guys humanizing that for me. I hope we get to cross paths and come make some vegan sausage rolls. Is that what it's called?
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Yeah, for sure. Yes. And other things. And maybe some shrimps.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
put that on the menu um but yeah it was a pleasure pleasure pleasure thank you guys so much for joining me thank you guys for joining me for another episode of what's the reality i can't wait to chat with you guys next week we're gonna have some awesome guests don't forget to follow me on all social platforms at what's the reality pod and i will see you next wednesday
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
So glad to be here. Yes. We're very excited to talk to you too.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
But you can give me the details of how to throw Seth's party. I'll get you a really good bachelorette party. Better than the one that you had on TV.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
It's hilarious. Okay, now that we got him out the way. First of all, I'm never going to hear the end of that. He's going to be like, they know exactly who I am.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
the only reality show I watched that and um love on the spectrum oh god you have to yeah you have to literally finished we binged it real fast obviously we're all love lovers we just love love um did you guys ever imagine that you would find a love that looks like the love that you have right now is this something that you thought was possible for you
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
did i am a big believer in manifesting what you want and making a relationship match myself rather than what other people want me to so gone through many uh ducklings to figure it out and to figure out myself but i always knew i would marry someone that would make me better that would take care of me that i would love that i would want to take care of and someone that would
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
helped me become better in all aspects of my life. And when I met her, I was like, you're such a lesbian mom. I love you. What's a lesbian mom?
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
It's kind of what it sounds like, but like for me, just for me.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Have you always had that energy or does she bring it out of you?
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
So tell me about the proposal. Oh, God.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Okay, so I'm also a weirdo, which those who know me know me. So it was COVID. Okay. So she's in the house. And I get this voice in my head. I swear it sounded like Barry White.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
What? Very scary. I hear voices. It's another conversation. And I was like. okay, it's now or never. Because in my line of work and the way that I was raised, I never thought that marriage would actually happen. I just fantasized about it and wanted to manifest it, but I never really had time to sit down and take that leap because work was always my number one lady.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
And so sitting at home, COVID, I already got a job, so like not worried about it really, not trying to hustle. And I was like, okay, I'll listen to this voice. So I go on David Yurman.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
We love some David Uran. I love a David Uran. We love a David Uran.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Day made. It's view over. That's all I needed to hear, really.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
And then I was like, here's just a small thing. I don't really want to go balls out because I'm cheap. Anyway, so I say, babes, let's get in the car. I put on a little outfit. She's like wrapped up. We're super cute. And I'm like, I want to take you to this spot that I have been going to since I was younger. It's one of the most beautiful spots in California to me.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
It's off of Poyma Road by Las Virginas. And it's all the way up there. So I'm driving. I'm driving. I'm like, look at that. Look at that. She's like, I've been here before. I'm like, yeah, but have you been?
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
this spot i go up there and um this day it's the most overcasty the most foggy oh you cannot see the ocean as far as the eye can see but i've already made up my mind and i am not a quitter this is happening this is happening so i get her out of the car and i say
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
I don't remember what I said about the love part. Because you spoke for a minute. No, you do black out. I definitely blacked out in mine as well.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Don't ever do this. I run across like three lanes of traffic, four lanes of traffic. It's a two. Well, it feels like three anyway, because you got a median, but it's two lanes of traffic.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
You leave. Did you say it's a chapter? You felt like forever for me. And the reason I did that was because I have some mental issues and I felt like I was in a dream. I didn't feel like I was, it was really happening. And I was like, well, let's test. this world a little bit. You're so crazy. I have issues. And so I ran back and I'm still alive and we're here.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Because you were my friend while I was growing up. I'll take that. Literally best friends in my head. I'll take that. Fashionista. The coolest girl in school. Like you were. Oh, thank you. I was you. You were me.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
So hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I know. Hold on. It's weird. So you drive up to this beautiful overcasted view. Yeah. You say, step out and look. Yeah. Look at this beautiful world. It's just great. You say, I'm not going to kneel because I'm in Gucci. Will you marry me? Are you still running while you're asking?
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
She didn't know what I said. I didn't know. But she said I was across the street. She was like, yes. I was like, great.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
I'm coming back. Oh, it's like you like when you send a risky text and you fling your phone. This is pretty much what just happened. Oh my God. Like in real life.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just took off running.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
I took off running. Because it really didn't feel... I have some situations, but it really didn't feel like I was awake or alive. It wasn't where my feet was.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
My brain was not in the right space. But it's calmed down since. I love to hear that. And the universe wanted me to be here.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Thank you, universe. We're happy you're here. Thank you, universe. This is not the David Yurman. No, this is not the David year. This is not.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
This is, um, that is, we made it past a few years and every year I'm like, let's, let's get a bigger one every year.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
And I knew that. Yeah, this was a ring that was a placeholder in COVID. My ultimate want was to take her to a jewelry store. and pick it out. But we got married at the height of COVID. And then as things progressed, coming out of lockdown, it was just really hard to get that world. So I was like, babes, you do your research online. I got you at every step of the way. So she's not crazy.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
I knew that she was going to go through that process.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Before we go further, let's talk about our friends here.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
But now we're great. How do you feel about your ring slash the journey of getting a ring?
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Oh, such a good question. This is my...
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
dream ring so he nailed it um we had we had conversations leading up to getting this ring yeah um I said this or nothing to be completely honest like I don't want anything less but also I was one of those girls I didn't dream about my wedding dress my wedding like whatever so when I did that whatever we'll call that from love is blind that just was that just happened to come together you know do you get to select or have input in the ring that you get no
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Because I take these everywhere with me. So it's a little bit of a stress ball. It's, you know, very, very tactile. It helps for me to not pick my nails in the middle of an interview or when I start getting a little antsy, I can squeeze it. She has one that's a little bit softer and a gel insert. And then I didn't even know I must be psyched. but brought you a purple one. My favorite color.
What's the Reality?
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday: That's SO Us
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you need no ring. No, I hated it. This is, this is, he did really, really good. He listened to everything I said. And I didn't say yes until he opened the box, just to be sure. I don't think I said, I think I definitely blacked out and thank God we have it recorded because I still, to this day, I couldn't tell you exactly what he said.