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All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
It's a better... Hey, Judge, how's it going?
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
I'm doing fine. I'm going to be a father real soon. And I think I can have your help with some dad jokes. I'm going to tell you a joke and you tell me if it passes as a dad joke.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
All right. What do you call a giant pile of kittens? Give it to me. A meownton.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
Well done. That was really well done.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
and they've just gone crazy with it.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
We need to get merch.
All-In with Chamath, Jason, Sacks & Friedberg
Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI, Nvidia's trillion-dollar problem, the "vibecession," plastic in our balls
Let your winners ride. Rain Man, David Sasson.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
He's an object expert.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
You are still. Oh, come on.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
You have to. I'm so glad.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
People think you're a genius. Yes. Exactly.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
Oh, wow. Oh, that's great.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
Okay, we're going to see this kid.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
No, no, no. We love it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
That's good. That's good.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
It does? Here we go. This is a constant double cross from Wobby Wobby. Well, I don't know in person, though. Well, blow it up. It's just kind of shimmery.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
We didn't get to it. I was leaving for lunch. Oh. Oh, my God.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
He put out a sex tape called Screeched Saved by the Smell.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
Okay, okay, okay. All right. They have a bunch of collabs already. They have Motorola phone, they have Joybird, Libratone headphones, Pantone and all those brands.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)
They have a million things. So, yeah, probably.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
Punching people in the dick. Could it improve your bowels?
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
You're flying this oil field equipment across Texas. Phil, I trust you. Land the bastard.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
So it's very interesting that you mentioned Paris Hilton. I don't know much about her. I'm always mentioning her.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
That is, I mean, I don't wear contacts because I can't touch my eye, I think. Oh, I'll heal you, man.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
Is that, and also it's like, aren't there, isn't the whole thing that's like, there aren't, are there nerves on your eyeball? Because that's how they do like LASIK, right? Yep.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
Yeah, I mean because they all operate on the same principle.
Behind the Bastards
Bonus: The Bastards of Oprah
You know, you just got to love you no matter what. Yeah, exactly.
Call Her Daddy
Hunter Schafer: Polyamory, Cheating & Fame (FBF)
And I don't think – Just, like, a little risque.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
And, you know, every place we went to was decorated with like happy birthday stuff.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
I just have a very big fear of cliffs because I've just seen so many people slip. My biggest fear is slip, hit a rock, and then you guys aren't going to find me if I just keep going underwater. That's a huge fear. That's something different than a manta ray. I can do that. I can fight off a shark. But slipping and hitting my head on a rock is like, that I couldn't get out of my head.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
And I was like, yeah, I'll get in, but I'm drawing the line at.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
I have used to be in my wedding contract when I would fly to do weddings. It would be in my contract that you cannot book me on spirit.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
I just watched Interstellar on the way home, and my mind's like, What is that?
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
It's like an older movie, but it's with Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway. You'll have to watch it, but it has to do with like, it just has to do with like, it's more like space and stuff, but like aircrafts.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
I heard, though, that, like, around there, it's, like, it's... it's busier than like the busiest day and like LaGuardia or something like that.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
If it landed upside down and they were still in their seat, they could have been trapped.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
No, they have like 40. Oh, no? Okay. There's like over half they found.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
I don't think I'm an influencer anymore. I used to be. ASMR videos tell me yes. What did I? I used to be like a goober, like a beauty goober. Like, I feel like I don't do that anymore.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
But I wouldn't also say she's an influencer. That's what those are.
Dumb Blonde
Jelly's Romantic Surprise
Isn't that a thing that like if you go to a website and they see you looked like they will double it because you didn't book then?
Farm4Profit Podcast
Inside the Farm Plan: Corey Talks Growing Season Strategies w/ AgXplore
All in the first year. All in the first year.
Farm4Profit Podcast
Inside the Farm Plan: Corey Talks Growing Season Strategies w/ AgXplore
Oh, yeah. Get out of the checklist.
Farm4Profit Podcast
Inside the Farm Plan: Corey Talks Growing Season Strategies w/ AgXplore
Hemophobic?
Farm4Profit Podcast
Inside the Farm Plan: Corey Talks Growing Season Strategies w/ AgXplore
I was going to ask you. Are you wanting to know? Are you trying to ask him? Not at all. I can't imagine somebody sitting there like, wow, this guy knows a lot. I don't know.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Martin Short
Well, that was, I'm not, see, clip, clip, yeah, clip. I can censor.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
No.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
I love that.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Right.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Yep.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Yeah.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Right.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
We were one of the best baseball teams. Are you serious? Oh man, that hurts my feelings.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
People, like, take their phone into the bathroom because you can't be bored for two minutes. I know.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
What did people do 15 years ago before phones?
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Did you read a magazine on the toilet? Exactly.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
It's actually a good point. I've never thought of that.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Oh. Just think about it. Now I'm not going to be able to unsee that, by the way.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
That's a good watch out.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
That's the real piece of advice that you're going to get from this episode.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
It's only hockey.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
It was.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
I could never deprive myself of that.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
That's the internet though.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
You get the most likes for doing that so people just keep doing it.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
All that?
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
But you're in L.A. They just won the World Series. Yes, I know.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
No, no, no. You know what?
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
You and me are cut from the same cloth.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
I've had like five today and I know they told me not to take so many because I've taken so many already.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Yes. I go broke when I go there, by the way. That's the most absurd thing.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Oh, that's hilarious.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Bonkers?
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Yeah, you got raped. I'm just like, this is absurd. It's beyond.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Because no one says to me. I say it all the time. Everyone goes there.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Best business in the world.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Oh, good for them.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Yeah.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Erewhon hot takes. Yeah. We could do it.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Gold-laced strawberries.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Best strawberries of your life.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
We have some great takeaways, some good hot takes, some good tactics.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Exactly.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
You should put that as your six.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Basically, you're saying I remind you of your mom.
Habits and Hustle
Episode 421: Sahil Bloom: How Boring and Basic Routines Can Build 5 Types of True Wealth
Yeah.
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
How to Make Bold Moves without Being Creepy: A Top Coach for Women Tells All! (with Evan Marc Katz)
Yeah.
How to Get a Girlfriend with Connell Barrett
How to Make Bold Moves without Being Creepy: A Top Coach for Women Tells All! (with Evan Marc Katz)
Yeah.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Do It Anyway w/Tasha Cobbs Leonard
Thank you. Thank you so much. And keep rocking your hair. Keep rocking your hair. Seriously. You too. Those curls are popping. Thank you.
Killer Minds: Inside the Minds of Serial Killers & Murderers
MURDEROUS MINDS: Oscar Pistorius Pt. 1
It's ridiculous when I get death threats about him wanting to go and blow my husband's head off. And then I get accused of having a split personality and maybe you're doing it and you don't realize it. That's ridiculous.
Killer Minds: Inside the Minds of Serial Killers & Murderers
MURDEROUS MINDS: Oscar Pistorius Pt. 1
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Killer Minds: Inside the Minds of Serial Killers & Murderers
MURDEROUS MINDS: Oscar Pistorius Pt. 1
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New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
If they set the lights that are right, then he'll get the moods right. We'll see what happens.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
Stevie.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
I ain't getting in a fucking cage with you.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
The best five minutes ever spent.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
Dude, Baloo's out here hollering.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
Yeah.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
Give me a vote.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
That's crazy.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
Kansas City beef?
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
That's actually fucking great.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
It looks nothing like you, dude.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
All right, that wraps up another episode of New Heights.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
He is.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
That's right.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
Yeah, I didn't know.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
I'm way off. That was way flat. Perfect. That was all we needed, though. That's exactly what it was. Thank you. Fresh and full of life. Full of life.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Matt & Brady Tkachuk on 4 Nations Face-Off, Partying with The Cup & Art of Hockey Fights | Ep 126
Our guest today from St. Louis, Missouri, with a combined 16 seasons in the NHL, six All-Star appearances, one All-Star game MVP, a Stanley Cup championship, we have the brothers of the NHL, Matthew and Brady Kachuk. Welcome to the show, baby. Let's fucking go.
Prof G Markets
Is Reddit Undervalued? + Netflix Goes After Podcasts
It's been a rough week for your retirement account, your friend who imports products from China for the TikTok shop and also Hooters. Hooters has now filed for bankruptcy, but they say they are not going anywhere.
Prof G Markets
Is Reddit Undervalued? + Netflix Goes After Podcasts
Last year, Hooters closed dozens of restaurants because of rising food and labor costs.
Prof G Markets
Is Reddit Undervalued? + Netflix Goes After Podcasts
Hooters is shifting away from its iconic skimpy waitress outfits and bikini days, instead opting for a family-friendly vibe. They're vowing to improve the food and ingredients, and staff is now being urged to greet women first when groups arrive.
Prof G Markets
Is Reddit Undervalued? + Netflix Goes After Podcasts
Maybe in April of 2025, you're thinking, good riddance. Does the world still really need this chain of restaurants? But then we were surprised to learn of who exactly was mourning the potential loss of Hooters. Straight guys who like chicken, sure. But also a bunch of gay guys who like chicken. Check out Today Explained to find out why exactly that is, won't you?
Prof G Markets
Is Reddit Undervalued? + Netflix Goes After Podcasts
Isn't it? I mean, at least that's what society wants us to think. Gotta get a Birkin, gotta get a home, you know.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
Ria ist weg.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
Damien ist weg.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
We've seen...
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
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Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
1984?
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
Yeah.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
Ja.
Raw Recap with Sam Roberts and Megan Morant
Gunther makes Jimmy Uso SUFFER while Jey Uso watches, Finn Bálor earns big win | Raw Recap
Ja.
Serialously with Annie Elise
247: Exposing The Truth About Belle Gibson & Netflix’s ‘Apple Cider Vinegar’
Bell Gibson is part of a new breed of entrepreneur. She is an ecopreneur.
Serialously with Annie Elise
247: Exposing The Truth About Belle Gibson & Netflix’s ‘Apple Cider Vinegar’
Bell launched the Whole Pantry app last year.
Serialously with Annie Elise
247: Exposing The Truth About Belle Gibson & Netflix’s ‘Apple Cider Vinegar’
The Whole Pantry was born through Bell's own battle with brain cancer. She was diagnosed with terminal cancer a few years ago. After trying the traditional treatment methods, she turned to Whole Foods to heal herself instead, and she soon began to develop an app.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
He was hip-hop's biggest mogul, the man who redefined fame, fortune, and the music industry. The first male rapper to be honored on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Sean Diddy Combs. Diddy built an empire and lived a life most people only dream about.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Yeah, that's what's up. But just as quickly as his empire rose, it came crashing down.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
I was f***ed up, and I hit rock bottom, but I made no excuses. I'm disgusted. I'm so sorry. Until you're wearing an orange jumpsuit, it's not real. Now it's real. From his meteoric rise to his shocking fall from grace, from law and crime, this is The Rise and Fall of Diddy. Listen to The Rise and Fall of Diddy exclusively with Wondery Plus.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Do you have a car also? That's what I would want.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
And let's all shout. Shut up and give me murder. Let's do this, everybody. Okay.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Hey, Mike, I really like this White Zinfandel. Well, good, good. Now put it down. I'm going to try another one.
Small Town Murder
#567 - Til Murder Do Us Part - Lebanon, Maine
Goodbye, cruel world. Ow, my ankle. Fuck, Jesus Christ.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
So finally, I want to say, like, November, maybe, like, a couple days before Thanksgiving, I... Got a flight, went out to New York, and I'm waiting at the airport for him to pick me up. He shows up and I'm like, I don't know this person. Like, he didn't look like the guy that I had seen that night. Of course, it was blurry and shadowy, but I was like, oh, no.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
And New York can do a lot of damage to your... In a month. Yeah, a couple months. Yeah, a couple months in New York. A couple months can change people. He was just, like, not... the person that I remember.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Oh, I never thought about that. Oh my God. Yeah, seriously. A twin catfish. Yeah. So we go into his apartment and I'm looking at his place and I'm like, oh, this is really weird. He had like a trench coat that was nailed to the wall. And I was like, what is that? And he was like, well... I love musical theater, and I'm like, shit, like immediately, because I'm not like a big musical theater gay.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Yeah, what musical is that referencing? I am so glad you asked, because he had stolen Lea Michele's trench coat when she was eponine in Les Mis.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Nailed it to his wall. Like, it wasn't even in a frame. It was just a trench coat crucified to the wall. So, I'm like, oh, okay. And he had, like, a whole bunch of, like, other little Broadway knickknacks and everything. He didn't have time to steal a frame? What was the... Steal a frame! Like, do something. Like, it looks weird. We hadn't made any moves on each other.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
We hadn't even, like, kissed. It was just very, very, very awkward. Yeah. And then, finally, he's like, I have... a surprise for you. I got us tickets to go see Wicked. And so I had never seen Wicked. I was like, okay, cool. This is a Broadway show. Fine. He got us like orchestra seats. They were really good seats. And he said, I need you to be the lookout. You have to stand near the door. Yeah.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
I have to watch Elphaba so you don't steal her hat, right?
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
I didn't want to be a bad sport. You know, I'm like, I don't want to seem like I'm not grateful.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
By the toilet. So we end up going to see Wicked and I'd never seen Wicked and it starts out and it's all grand and everything. And then I realized like I'm hearing something that's not part of the show. And so I look over and he is belting every song like he is in the show, like every song. And I'm mortified. I'm sitting there and I'm like, shut the fuck up.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
To the point where one of the flying monkeys in one of the numbers looks at us and hushes us. I have never been hushed.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Hushed by a flying monkey, which is not a CBS sitcom. The flying monkey's looking at you like, be more civilized, please.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
And I'm like, you have to shut up. And he's like, okay, sorry, sorry. It's like my favorite musical. I've seen it like 800 times. And I'm like, okay, well, I've never seen it, so shut the fuck up.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
Probably so. Probably so. We went and saw Bring It On as well. And I don't remember that musical. It was so bad. It was just, I couldn't do it. But the same thing. And he was just like, you know, curtain call came out and he was like, Natalie!
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
He's like, girl, you nailed it, girl. And Natalie's not even looking. It was awful. And that was it. And did you ever hear from this man again? No, I didn't. But, I mean, can I get a little dark? Oh, boy.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
I got, like, a memory on Facebook, and I was like, oh, yeah, that guy. And I clicked, and it was like, this is, like, an in-memoriam, like, account now. And I was like, oh, no. But I will say... Because I knew him, I have been changed for good. Wow. Fuck you.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
So it was a nice summer evening. This was probably about like almost, I want to say 10 years ago. Oh, wow. A child.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
No, I'll say like seven. I still am. So I went to the show, it was a show here in LA and I met this guy and the lighting was just good. And I was very inebriated and we were talking, we kind of hit it off. We started making out. And then we exchanged numbers. And he was living in New York. I was in L.A. So we were like, we're going to just do this bi-coastal, long-distance fantasy.
SmartLess
Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!
And one day, if destiny allows us, we will meet up again, right? We started talking regularly on the phone. And this was kind of before FaceTime kind of took off. So we were just like talking and flirting and, you know, he started talking about, like, so when are you going to come to New York? And I'll make this, like, great weekend for us. And I'm like, okay, sure, yeah, let's make it happen.
SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: Ricky Gervais"
That's not this podcast. This episode is about to go huge. We've both slept with Bateman. And live to tell about it.
SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: Ricky Gervais"
Oh man, that's going to be a real hit. I tell you what. Part, part two through 12.
SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: Ricky Gervais"
Here we go. Pretty girl on the hood of a Cadillac, yeah. She's broken down on freeway nine. I take a look and get her engine started. Leave a purring and a roll on bye, bye, bye. Free love on the free love freeway. The love is free. The freeway's long. I got some hot love on the hot love highway. Going home cause my baby's gone. She's gone.
SmartLess
"RE-RELEASE: Ricky Gervais"
Bye, pal. Thanks, buddy. Bye, pal. Thank you. Bye, bye, bye. It's great fun.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
You know what I mean? But what was the, because when we all first met you at what I'll call the Jelly Roll Howard Stern event, When I first met you, and this might sound really corny, but you see light in people. You see goodness. You see truth. You see all of those good things that make good people who they are. And the second I met you, you were so kind and outgoing and effusive. It's genuine.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Yeah, it's totally genuine. And I felt it. And first of all, thank you for that. Because being a gay person in the place that we all met, I was like, I turned to Will and Jason, like, these are the places that I would get the shit beat out of me, you know, 30 years ago. But so- Where, East Hampton? Yeah, no, that kind of boss. No, that kind of bar, you know, like the grungy bar. So I met you.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
You were so kind and so genuine. So what was the thing that was your turning point? What was the thing that made you go, you know what, I can't do that stuff anymore. I have to open myself up. I have to be... Be the warm guy I am.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you ever get the shower sweats where you take a shower and then you're hotter after you get out of the shower?
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Yeah, my brother died. My brother was an alcoholic and he died from it. So, you know, it's totally different.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
I own everything to do with who I am as me. And now you have a whole library that you can hold on to for the rest of your life. down to your daughter or whatever you want to do. Yep. You know what I did with it.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Well, they're smart to listen to you because more people in those positions should listen to the artist. I mean, you're you because of who you are. Like, you'll make them the money they're looking for if you just leave you alone.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Now, let me ask you something. How did you become so savvy? Did you have your pitfalls along the way and you learn and this is the result of that? Is now you're like, I know how to do deals now? Because you must have made some bad ones in order to know what good ones are.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
So that's all it is. I get it. I get it. You know what? And it's rubbed off on me because I was just in Chicago this last weekend. And I went to... And in the hotel I stayed at... Flex much? Chicago. And I brought... Stop screaming.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Do you feel like you have to tour, whether that's emotionally, financially, spiritually, or do you want to tour? Because I ask people this often who come on the show who are musicians or in bands, because I'm such a homebody. Like whenever I have to go anywhere and... Pack and then, you know, shack up at a hotel. Pack is the reason. Yeah, like pack a suitcase.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
No, well, the whole point of all of that was I'm such a homebody. I can't imagine going on tour all the time. So different way of saying he's lazy, by the way. Exactly. What's that like for you?
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
And I brought... I brought slippers, Jason, and I used them in the hotel room because I did. I took my shoes off and I was like, I'm walking in other people's feet.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
That stuff is the stuff that does something for me. Sean does too, a different reason. In my 20s, different reason for truck stops.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
And then when you do that, when you go through that, and everything that you've been through and everything you just said, Mr. Roll, is that you are now, like I said at the beginning of this interview, is You are now a light and you speak so eloquently about everything you've been through and the kind of enlightenment that you've gone through.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
And it's such a, like people are now drawn to you for those reasons. And people seek out your advice, your guidance. It's really fascinating.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Look it. Scotty got me this pencil holder. It's a little typewriter. I'm excited about that.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
He's the kind of guy you want to hang out with. You want in your life. It'll make your life better. Those kinds of people make your life better.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Oh, my God. But we know them all. How much you run out of them? Yeah, I do need some new stories. I know. I know. Will, you're always like, you got to go see the world so you have something to talk about.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
What about this? But I don't want to travel anywhere because I'd miss you guys because if I leave somewhere, I'd have to wave... Good. Bye. Bye. I feel like we've done that too.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Okay, wind by a nose, saw him go by, two by two, selling by him, sitting by him.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Talk to the audience a little bit about what's going on, Sean. I just blew my nose. All this talk made my nose run.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Wait a second. Do you have a cloth Kleenex in your jacket? I'm going to save all these and put them in your coffin.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Hey, guys, do you mind if I count down my cold open to you? Ready? Three, two, one.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Here, yes. It is really cold. But don't you have heat? Can you put the heat on a little bit?
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Yeah, but I've always wondered that same thing. Like, you hear about, like, in jail situations where the inmates can have, like, you just said, like, cell phones or they'll smuggle in drugs or certain foods. It's like, well, isn't anybody watching? And like... The guards and stuff?
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Yeah, we put the heat on in the morning. You don't sleep with it on? God, no. Couldn't sleep with it on. You got to put the fan on. I sleep with a fan.
SmartLess
"Jelly Roll"
Do you mind if I ask, and we can cut it if you don't want to talk about it, but why you were in there?
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
Supplies are being completed by nurses who run out in the middle of the night and purchase diapers. But the hospital is still charging as if they still have these items.
SmartLess
"Ariana Grande"
We are digging into every topic we've ever wanted to cover on this show. It's a spinning plate analogy. The second that you stop spinning those plates, that crashes. So you can never stop working. The Dream Season 4 comes at you weekly starting Monday, January 20th.
SmartLess
"Bill Burr"
You look beautiful. Am I looking popular? I wanted to tell you about Ricky. What happened to Ricky? This is pretty wild. Gervais? No, my dog. He got another special. Wait, did he lose a number?
SmartLess
"Tig Notaro"
That's so funny. That is so funny. How fucking funny is that? Oh, my God. That's great. I am so jealous.
SmartLess
"Adam Scott"
Yeah, and you kind of peek your eyes open. Is there light outside yet? No. Yeah.
SmartLess
"Adam Scott"
You arranged to meet one another and you took a photo together? Yeah. Is that what happened? Yeah. Hang on, dude.
SmartLess
"Adam Scott"
Yeah, my sister has it. Oh, your sister has it. It's her turn. It's seasonal, Adam. Yeah. Have you ever posted a photo of it or anything like that? It's on the documentary.
SmartLess
"Adam Scott"
They're just, they don't care at all. I don't know. Don't care. Your kids are like mine. They don't watch anything that we do.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
At the beginning, when I asked you about the risk-taking, I was like, would you do anything else other than swim with the sharks or whatever? And you said, no, absolutely not. We talked about skydiving. I'm just realizing what you do is so high-risk. So it's like that must fulfill some kind of rush in you.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I was walking down the street the other day and a girl had her earbuds in and she goes, oh my God, Sean Hayes. I go, yeah. She goes, you're really in New York. Just like you said you were on the podcast. I mean, I don't make it up.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Yeah. Sasha, I speak on behalf of millions of people that are fans of yours, like I am, like huge fans, where we're constantly waiting for your next thing, because you're one of the few artists that combine art and politics and have been so successful in all of those improvisational types of whatever you call them, movies where you play these characters.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Obviously, you can't tell us what it is you're working on, but could we expect another character to pop up in a movie soon? Are you excited about that type of thing to do that again? Because from the outside, I can't wait.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I would love that too. I'm around. Just give a shout. If you need a place to crash when you're in trouble in New York again, my place is yours.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I love you, Sasha, even though we don't know each other, I love you. You love me?
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
I was going to say to him, nobody does. I mean, it sounds so cliche to say it, but it's true. Nobody does what he does. Nobody's ever done what he does.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
It's like a version of that in real life when he goes... But applying it to the real world. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Right, which is so... It's really cool. I never met him before. He just seems so...
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Yeah, he seems hyper-intelligent. He is. Oh, yeah, Cambridge, educated.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Aren't you amazed at how fast I know my answers whenever you ask what I had or what I'm going to have?
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Where is it from? No, the second night. There's a place, a block away. I can't remember the name of it.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Yeah, no. I can't remember. But it's a block away. It only takes a second to get. Yeah. It's so good. Wow. It's so good. It's one of the best in the city. You know what I'm going to have? What? Nothing.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
But Wednesday, that's what I'm saying. Wednesday, after Wednesday is over and you wrap your beautiful show, an amazing show that everybody's going to go ape shit about.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Hey, how are you? Nice to see you. Nice to meet you, Sasha. I don't think I've ever met you.
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Do you do a lot of that stuff, Sascha? Like, do you thrill-seek? Are you a thrill-seeker?
SmartLess
"Sacha Baron Cohen"
Well, probably yesterday. What do you mean by quickie? What do you mean by probably yesterday?
Soder
71: America Shits Itself with Andrew Callaghan | Soder Podcast | EP 69
A guy stealing my home. His name is Bill Joyner. Financially, he wanted to destroy me. He destroyed my 25-year business, separated and devastated my family. So that answers your question.
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
88: Left My Gallbladder in Italy
I had a sack. I had a sack. They gave me a sack. And when I had to go to the bathroom, I had to go to the sack. When I had to pee, I had to pee right after the surgery.
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
88: Left My Gallbladder in Italy
Pissed on a pad? Check. Pissed on a pad like a puppy? Check. What the fuck? And I have a sack? No!
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
88: Left My Gallbladder in Italy
Y'all, what a fucking two weeks this has been. Oh, my God.
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
88: Left My Gallbladder in Italy
So, oh my god, it's huge. Okay, okay. So, I'm just gonna go ahead and wrap up the episode right now, so.
The Bryce Crawford Podcast
The Harry Jowsey Interview (EP 82)
That's what I told my dad. I was like, I want to have something, brother. Come on.
The Bryce Crawford Podcast
The Harry Jowsey Interview (EP 82)
I don't know how long we'll be talking.
The Bryce Crawford Podcast
The Harry Jowsey Interview (EP 82)
Because you're stressed. Because I'm stressed out.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Yeah.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Yeah. It's okay.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Thank you.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Sure.
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
Elasticsearch is open source, again (Interview)
Mm-hmm.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
Madam President, the certificate of the electoral vote of the state of Rhode Island seems to be regular in form and authentic, and it appears therefrom that Kamala D. Harris of the state of California received four votes for president, and Tim Walz of the state of Minnesota received four votes for vice president. The certification is underway.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
The votes for President of the United States are as follows. Donald J. Trump of the state of Florida has received 312 votes. Kamala D. Harris of the state of California has received 226 votes. This announcement of the state of the vote by the President of the Senate shall be deemed a sufficient declaration of the persons elected President and Vice President of the United States.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
each for a term beginning on the 20th day of January 2025. This is huge history, everybody.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
In the aftermath of the violence that occurred on January 6th, 2021, Congress took steps to make it harder for Congress to overturn an election result. Back before then, the law allowed for one House member and one senator to vote to overturn any individual state's election results. They get it by having one member from each chamber actually could force a vote.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
in both chambers of Congress to get rid of that state's certified electoral result. But in the aftermath of 2021, Congress required now one fifth of both the House and the Senate. That is a threshold for the number of members that have to agree to force a vote to overturn a state election result.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
That much higher threshold will make it much harder for anyone to try to get rid of any electoral result that was certified by individual states.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
Madam President, the certificate of the electoral vote of the state of Ohio seems to be regular in form and authentic. And it appears, therefore, that Donald J. Trump of the state of Florida received 17 votes for president and J.D. Vance of the state of Ohio received 17 votes for vice president.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"The Most Horrific Sex Crime in British History" - How Britain Surrendered to Migrant Monsters
Madam President, the certificate of the electoral vote of the state of Oklahoma seems to be regular in form and authentic, and it appears, therefore, that Donald J. Trump of the state of Florida received seven votes for president, and J.D. Vance of the state of Ohio received seven votes for vice president.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How Barack Obama Ruined The Democrats ft. PBD
Donald Trump had that crazy rally in Madison Square Garden. Oh, wow. Yeah. I rolled the dice and I called him on the phone. And he answered. Of course he did. Of course. I was able to get to him by dialing his phone. Now, that might be completely ape shit, and you're like, I can't believe people know this guy's phone number.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How Barack Obama Ruined The Democrats ft. PBD
But the reverse of that, if I were to want to connect with VP Harris or President Biden, there's 50 people. Between me and that, I could write a note that maybe could get to somebody to get somebody then through Pony Express and a pigeon, something might end up in a mailbox near them. And I called DJT to say, yo, can I have an interview? And he answered. But I still was able to connect with him.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How Barack Obama Ruined The Democrats ft. PBD
For more on many of these stories and news you can trust, go to charliekirk.com.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How Barack Obama Ruined The Democrats ft. PBD
Charlie Kirk's running the White House, folks. I want to thank Charlie. He's an incredible guy. His spirit, his love of this country. He's done an amazing job building one of the most powerful youth organizations ever created, Turning Point USA.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Charlie, what you've done is incredible here.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Maybe Charlie Kirk is on the college campus.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
I want you to know we are lucky to have Charlie Kirk.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Thank you. Thank you. The first time I met President Trump in person, he invited us to lunch, my attorney and I. And to be honest, I didn't do anything. I just sat there.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
I didn't really speak because I wanted to watch the man and listen to what he had to say and what his conversation was like because I knew he wasn't a politician, but I knew that he had been president before, and I wanted to see if he was a real, authentic man who actually cared for the American people. And... So I watched him. I watched how he interacted.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
I also watched how much his staff really respected him and how much his staff loved working for him. But the thing that changed the way that I looked at him as a person was I realized that he was a dad. that he was a grandfather. And when you spoke to him, you could see in his eyes that he genuinely cared about his fellow human being.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Thank you.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
I mean, we're back. America is back. The strength and security that Donald Trump brings to the White House is what we've needed. He's done it before. He's going to do it again. We're going to make all of these communities safe. And like Tom Holman said, if you're not going to help, get the hell out of the way.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Donald Trump is by far the best president in the history of this country, and he's going to show everybody exactly why. Thank you.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
Keep Texas, Texas. Amen. And I've got to say, this election has given President Donald J. Trump, a Republican Senate and a Republican House, a clear mandate to deliver on our promises. One month from today, President Trump will secure the border. We are going to bring back jobs. We are going to lower prices. We are going to protect American families. We are going to put criminals in jail.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
We are going to keep our kids safe. We are going to end foreign wars with victory. And I'll tell you, Mr. President, the results of this election, seven battleground states, you won all seven. The people elected a Republican Senate and a Republican House to have your back, and we are going to deliver results.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
And if I could speak parochially for a minute, one of the most consequential things that happened in this race in Texas, you won profoundly in Texas, and both you and I won a majority of Hispanic votes in the great state of Texas. That is unprecedented.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
That is generational change, and it demonstrates that we are going to protect our nation, we are going to bring our country back, and we are going to make America great again.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
It takes three things to win in a battleground state. Number one, you got to get out the vote. Number two, you got to protect the ballot. And number three, you have to have a great candidate who runs a great race. The people in this room helped us get out the vote. They helped us protect the ballot. We would not have been able to win all those battleground states without you.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Tomorrow Is The Day That Promises Will Be Kept — The 47th President’s Address at AmFest
But when it comes to having a great candidate who runs a great race, there is simply nobody better ever than the 45th and now 47th president of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
It really is.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
Hey, Charlie. First time on the show live. Actually listening to the show live. So excited that I got to talk to you. Quick question. I'm interested in your opinion on this third term project that showed up at CPAC this week, you know, purporting to allow President Trump to run again. I'm from my kind of libertarian sort of roots kind of. fundamentally against it.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
But I'd like to see term limits for all elected officials. But just wondering, you know, if you could give your context and thoughts on it.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
Yeah. Hi, Charlie. Thank you. First off, I want to publicly thank President Trump for signing the executive order keeping education accessible and ending the COVID-19 vaccine mandates in schools. But I'm not sure if the president or if other people are aware of what's been happening in California since 2016.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
Governor Jerry Brown passed a bill, the SB 277, which removed personal belief or religious belief as a reason to be exempted from vaccines in order to enter school. So my question is, do you see Trump doing the same thing for all vaccines? Because the rationale inside of that executive order, the language used is pretty compelling.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
It's talking about children being coerced to take a shot and conditioning their education on it. And how parents should be empowered, free to make their own decisions.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
and so this is this is critical because as rfk junior has stated there are no pre-licensure double-blind placebo tests for any of the vaccines out there and so i'm not comfortable injecting my two boys with aborted fetal tissue and no neural toxins without that 100 assurance that they'll be okay along with the five billion dollars paid out to the vaccine injury compensation programs
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
So, my question is, do you see him actually moving just beyond COVID-19 and going to all vaccines and giving Californians, and I know Colorado and Hawaii have a similar thing, but giving Californians the right to go back to school and not being forced out of school?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
Yeah, I agree. It's forcing a lot of families out of school.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
For more on many of these stories and news you can trust, go to CharlieKirk.com.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
Charlie, what you've done is incredible here.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
I want you to know we are lucky to have Charlie Kirk.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 213: Three Terms? First Hand Campus Tour Experience? Vaccine Exemptions?
Charlie Kirk's running the White House, folks. I want to thank Charlie. He's an incredible guy. His spirit, his love of this country. He's done an amazing job building one of the most powerful youth organizations ever created, Turning Point USA.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
I want you to know we are lucky to have Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk's running the White House, folks.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
So I share the disillusionment that Ambassador McFaul was talking about. This was a disgraceful performance by the president of the United States, a disgraceful performance by the vice president. They have humiliated the United States on the world stage. It reinforces all the suspicions of our European partners that America can no longer be trusted as an ally.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Saving The Border in One Month
And I think at the end of the day, you know, perhaps this puts to rest some of the things we've been hearing that, you know, there are some members in the GOP, for example, senators and others who are trying to change President Trump's mind. I think that's gone at this point.
The Commercial Break
A Meaty P-Trap
The guy who wanted to pay me in foreign currency, no interest over 36 months? Yeah, no. Carvana gave me an offer in minutes, picked it up, and paid me on the spot. It was so convenient.
The Commercial Break
A Meaty P-Trap
And I'm like, dude, I don't fucking know about the bag. What about the TV?
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A Meaty P-Trap
I don't know. A couple of days ago. I don't know. A couple of days ago.
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A Meaty P-Trap
And she's like, well, I mean, you don't think it was the meat I put down there the other day?
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A Meaty P-Trap
The world is falling apart around us, John, and I'm dying inside.
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Just A Boy and His Stories...
I'm just assuming she ended up in a better place.
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Just A Boy and His Stories...
Let's catch up on a few television shows. I'm just talking to myself.
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Just A Boy and His Stories...
Maybe. I don't know for sure, but I watched them on Prime. Yeah, you have to subscribe. Yeah, that's the thing. Lioness is a good one. You got two whole seasons you can just run right through.
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Just A Boy and His Stories...
He's got a goatee. He talks like this. And you see he's got a really cool low voice. And he says, hey, someone done killed some drug dealers up on the ranch. And now I got to go take care of it. So I need you to stay here. I got this bag of money. Remember No Country for Old Men? Yeah, I do. One of the best movies.
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Just A Boy and His Stories...
Take me to my happy place, Blue Ridge, Georgia. Okay, all right.
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Just A Boy and His Stories...
I'm a show of my former self. At the beach. At the beach. That's a whale of a good time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
But we knew that he was making his final album, and it was like a love letter to his fans to kind of explain to them what was happening.
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Yeah, that's scary. I mean, any time that you have your heroes, it's like... obviously being a football player and you hear so commonly about the health risks of football and when you're playing, you're so like laser focused and it feels so far away. And I'm at the age now where I start to hear about teammates who are sick or teammates that passed away.
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And when you get to that moment where it's like, whoa, these are guys, it's not an old guy thing anymore. These are guys that were in the locker room with me. It does hit you like much different. And when you hear D Wade talk about it, it kind of felt like that because it's like, To your point, this is at times the Superman.
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I've had moments where I've had health scares, like in retirement. And to your point, coming face to face with the potential of mortality is very, very heavy.
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Yeah. And I think more than that, you'll do anything to complete your job at the best that you can, because that's how you're trained. I took a lot of anti-inflammatories. I'll go on record in saying that. Like, I literally could not. Tell me the most you've ever taken, like, in one sitting. Most? I mean, it's hard to say. Because it's like you don't even think about it. Like, oh, how many pills?
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You start to just take what, okay, I felt best. I took this amount yesterday. Right. And I didn't feel perfect. So you add some more. You add a little bit more. So five? I mean, I've taken six Advil pills. Eight Advil. Eight? Yeah, like it's, you know, 800s. You take Voltaren.
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Like, I couldn't play a game without Toradol. And it got banned by the league eventually. But, yeah, you get a shot or you get a peel because, honestly, it's like, yes, I'm 5'7", 180 pounds. Physics will tell you if Ray Lewis hits me, it's going to hurt. And I can't do my job if I hurt.
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So Toradol will mask the pain for a couple of hours so that when he hits me, I get up and talk my trash, but the very next play, I'm still the same receiver. Pre-game? Literally, yes. Every game? I cannot play a game without him. I got to Cleveland, first game, me, Dante Wittner, Carlos Dansby. Free agents to the Browns. Game one, we go to the training room, drop our pants.
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Like, they're like, what the hell are you doing? Oh, they didn't know what you were. And we're like, time for the shot, right? Like, we had gotten to a group and we're like, hey, let's just go in now. We get it out the way and let it start to kick in. They were like, yeah, we don't do that here. And we were like, how the hell are we supposed to play in an NFL game?
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Closed his eyes, made a wish. Still McCarthy said goodbye. Is Schottenheimer Jerry's guy? We're gonna contemplate all through the night. Chance of smiles. There's a guy Chicago can't.
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But it was banned, and it was like they wouldn't do it. So, yeah, it's a tough business. It hurts as much as it looks, you know, and you got to get through it because that's what you're getting paid for.
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At that time, it was me and the three guys that were new to the locker room, and we didn't know what this organization's rules were. So to us, we had come here, and we were more old-school players than probably the guys that they had in the locker room at that time, and this was a part of our process. You know, so.
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It would literally ruin your whole week because your recovery is slower. The pain hurts a little bit more. And even in the game, it just, to your point about when you stop taking it, you tank, it's, yeah, try to do anything in pain, you're gonna be worse at it. Right. So you do as much as you can to mask the pain. You know, I limp down steps right now, like I'm 70 years old in the morning.
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because of the scar tissue in my ankle, and I could not have been the player I was without a painkiller or Voltaren to keep the swelling down, because it's impossible.
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I wouldn't say different than everybody else. There are a lot of players that when they hit you, it hurts. Now, Ray Lewis is, for me, like that good middle ground of, yes, he can hit you. Like Terrell Suggs can hit you. The chances of Terrell Suggs catching me is a little lower than me catching the ball and not seeing Ray Lewis coming. Or Troy Palomaro. Troy Palomaro probably...
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in my career, hit me the hardest. That hurt the worst. He was a torpedo. And it's not a strength thing. Like, yes, strength is a faction of it. Your speed, your acceleration, all the science. And then there are just guys who know how to maximize the impact of their body against another body better than most. And Troy Palamalu, Ray was really good at that.
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There are certain guys that I would get hit by. Ed Reed would hit me, and I was never like... You know, he didn't break through the Toradol. Polamalu broke through the Toradol. It was like, okay, this- About James Harrison. This one is immune to this. James Harrison, yes, he would kill you, but James never got me. And I would actually talk a lot of crap to James Harrison.
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He was actively trying to kill the Cleveland Browns.
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Yes, yeah. He was trying to kill them. Were you there when he killed Josh? I was not. I was in Cincinnati when he killed Josh. And then he signed to Cincinnati my third year there. So we played together.
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And then... Would he talk openly about how he was trying to kill other people on the field?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he talked about his... He had a plan. Like, it was like he had it written out and... So it was premeditated.
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Yeah. He was like, I'm going to catch a body today. And I'm like, all right, well, glad you're on my team this year. So then for the rest of my career, when I played against him, I would egg it on. There's actually, I got a really bad concussion versus the Steelers in 2015, where I get hit and I come to, it was like the third quarter, like 3.45 p.m., I get hit,
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The next moment, I remember it's midnight. I'm in the hospital.
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Swear to you. Come on, man. I'm like, Mom, what are you doing here? Right? It was like the last play. I was on the field. And this time, I'm in the hospital. But in that game, I was talking so much shit. The defensive play to James. They were like headhunting me. Because I was like, it don't matter. You ain't going to catch me. And of course, Johnny throws a pick.
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And I turn around and here comes the, I believe it was Jarvis.
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Whoever the D is, every one of them on film, you can see the moment the pick happens, they are trying to find me. He catches me, straight launch, helmet to helmet. Next thing I know, I'm at UPMC Medical.
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But behind him we will stand All of the hope he'll bring If he's up to the task I'll take Iberflues Yeah, he's got the juice Get the defense right Glory hole is in sight I'll take Iberflues But if we still lose Then it's ear, nose, and throat Time at doctor's school
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They wrote articles on Pittsburgh blogs detailing the sequence of events. Like, here's Hawkins after a catch jumping up, talking trash to James Harrison. Here's where he flinches at another DN who is six feet bigger than him.
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There it is. I like that. But both of those things are fact. Because when we would watch them on film, we would go into those games, and, I mean, Jay Gruden was our OC, and he would straight up say, like, hey, there's no rhyme or reason to anything this dude does. Robert and Kirk. Huh?
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That's not bad, actually. Now that I have the context. It's a little flaky. Not like Troy Palomaro, though. No. Okay. I like what you did there. Troy was great, though. He would literally, on any given play, take a chance that you had never seen on film. And honestly, a lot of that was in large part to Ryan Clark, who was kind of the by-the-book safety.
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And the way he played was another way we would be baffled by two things. We'd be baffled by Polamalu when he decides to take those crazy chances. And Ryan Clark had this weird way of diagnosing runner pass before anybody else that it felt like cheating. And I never quite figured it out. And I've asked him and he hasn't given me.
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But it was like on film, it would be like, how do you know so quickly what this is?
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We had a Jay Gruden that was really good at saying Kirk, so we decided to run with it.
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I love slants, man. Wow. That's what they're sponsoring.
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Was that you or Gruden who just did that? I love slants, man. Wow. No, I love my brother, man. He's over here, actually. He's looking for his quarterback over here. Where's Robert? Kirk. I love that, man.
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More than that, man. I'll help you look for him, man. Robert, Kirk, Kirk. Robert, Kirk, Kirk.
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I should hold a camp, man, and find your quarter.
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I love that game. You count, okay? I'm going to go run. One. Two.
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Don't forget about four. I love four. Four. Robert.
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It's a good QB room. RG3 and Kirk Cousins. That's solid, man. That was an incredible impersonation. As someone who played under Jay Gruden for three years, that is an undercover, spot-on impersonation. The world's only one. The world's only Jay Gruden. I've never heard anyone ever impersonate Jay.
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4-3 in the game. Jairo Asensio, the leader in the game, saved all the time. Hard for the center field. No, no, no. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. He did it again. Listen to me, gentlemen. What a ball this boy has given.
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He's stopped at third. Big hug for the third base coach. He's now walking from third to home. Soft jog.
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This reminds me of what cornerbacks do when they're beat by a receiver and the quarterback overthrows them and it's an incomplete. And then they celebrate like it's just like they just locked down.
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Probably date October 20th, 2011. Johnstown, Pennsylvania, Mayor Tregonia walks up to that podium. He utters the words, Johnstown's favorite son. The feeling that goes through your veins to know that this day. is cemented and forever yours to own through life's history. There will never be a day that people won't look back at October 20th, 2011 and think of me.
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Would you like to know what ChatGPT says? ChatGPT says, I asked him, what is your signature moment in your career? And it came back with September 16th, 2012. You were playing against the Cleveland Browns. You caught a 50-yard game-winning touchdown.
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Man, that's not wrong. If I gave you the true answer, okay, chat GPT, they're one for like 10 today, but that one is right.
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Look at this. It goes on to add, he weaved through multiple defenders with his elite speed and agility, securing a game-winning score in a 34-27 Bengals victory.
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There's so much to that play, you know? Here's a couple of things, and I don't want to ramble, but I will. I don't want to be looking at me, Louie, but let's take this moment to look at me, Louie. Trying to get to the NFL, Ray Farmer was like an assistant GM or like a front office personnel at the Kansas City Chiefs.
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And he told my agent, he doesn't quite have enough juice for his size for them to give me a workout. So they didn't give me a workout coming from Canada. I go to the Bengals. He's now... Front office for the Browns. This is, I think, our first or second game of the season, maybe game number two. It's the fourth quarter. We're in a division battle. They throw me this ball, and it is a highlight.
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Please go look up this touchdown. It's the best touchdown I've ever scored. It was my first ever NFL touchdown. My son was born in February. This is his first ever NFL game. Little baby with the headphones on. My family's... Whole family is there in the audience. And I scored this essentially touchdown that sealed the deal.
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Not only that, that play is why Ray Farmer, who became the GM of the Browns, ended up signing me away from the Bengals as a restricted free agent because he was like, you know what? We messed up. We're going to get you here. And that touchdown, he referenced it all the time. There is no better feeling in the world. Yo, this cut that you make is ridiculous. It is.
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It's like, it puts on full display what the Andrew Hawkins experience is.
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This is Peter Warwick. This is a Peter Warwick touchdown.
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This is crazy. It is. It's a nice one. Humbly.
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About anything. It's kind of a dumb throw by Andy, but it's an absolute rocket that he throws to you.
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And then your boy just did the rest. I always say that scoring a touchdown is the second greatest feeling in my life. NFL touchdown, it is... So sex is first? Well, I was going to say my day, but sure, be inappropriate, Dan, whatever you're into. But yes, no, sex number one. Touchdown, NFL touchdown. No greater feeling.
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Yeah. Workplace in a... I don't know. It's a fine line, Dan. I mean, you're toying with it, brother. Glory holes at work? Eh. I don't like it for Metal Ark. I don't like it for the Dallas Cowboys. I'll be honest with you.
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Those ankles were loose that day, baby. I just watched it.
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I didn't go to sleep that night until 4.30 in the morning. Partly because the tour doll had me wired. The other part was I sat up and watched every highlight that they talked about.
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Oh, yeah. Rich Eisen called me the human joystick. Who else? Stu Scott was on the call and said something like, this dude moves like butter. You know, which was like, come on, man. Stu Scott on the call. Coach Dungy was like, man, I love this kid. Chris Berman was like, what?
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Dude, you talk about euphoria. Did you get a whoop? I'm sure I got a whoop. Of course he did. It was like the highlight of the day.
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I think it's a little disrespect of the play.
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To downplay this play and then applaud Stugatz for the best no-name American football podcast done by a white dude in Florida.
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There was a solid four cuts. Two of them were whoop-worthy. They were all great cuts. The L1 button sidestep to the left on a safety.
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Oh, what a play. I'm just running for my life, by the way.
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Like, in the middle of the play, I'm not like, oh, I'm balling. It was like, oh, my God. Ah! Ah! Oh, my! I'm about to score! Oh, shit!
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And then I stare down at the audience as if I meant to do that.
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fear to me like i'm blindly running in the middle of the field this play has been going on for six seconds somebody's about to kill me there's one cut that i think the second cut that i make is actually on my own player but i thought it was a defender the colors are he's coming to block i thought he was coming to hit me and i got scared and cut so it looks sweet but i was like oh that's brian hey get him for me that should be a rule against having the same color helmets
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You guys do a football history show here? We should. Football history of why both the Browns and the Bengals have orange helmets. Essentially, they took the Browns from Paul Brown. He was very upset at it. He was pissed. So much so, he's like, I'm going to start another team in Cincinnati, and I'm going to give them the same orange helmets at a spite.
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So we would get this speech every first day of camp from Mike Brown about his dad and how they became the Bengals. Now they eventually added the stripes, but that's why they also had the orange helmets to stick it to the Browns organization. You guys just saw a moment of great...
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Not what I looked up on the internet. That's not his fault. None of it was about family. Are you uncomfortable right now? About glory holes? Yes. Am I uncomfortable? Because we're talking about glory holes.
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Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer.
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A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion. Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy?
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You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together by Miller time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you.
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Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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It shocked me a little bit. I wasn't quite prepared for titties.
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Hawk doesn't know what you're talking about. You don't know Landman? Landman? There's an actual definition for glory holes. It's not the other one.
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My favorite part about being on this show is being the casual basketball fan who spends 60% of the time during the conversation Googling the names that you guys drop.
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I know Tyler Hero. I didn't Google him. Who's Jamal McGraw?
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I'm sure that's why we did this song. I'm positive that's why we're still on this bit.
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Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
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Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
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Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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And is that an oil term, too? Made his nut? Yeah, is that like a... Is there a definition there, Mike? An official for nut? Made his nut? Yes, to come. Okay, go ahead.
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I think he thought it was a documentary. Did they think that that person was really on his deathbed and he was just giving some words of wisdom and they were like, keep the cameras rolling. Land man to land man.
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This is acting. That sounds a lot like Jerry Jones' real life. He was playing himself.
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I can't believe this is a company of dry elbows. She does it all. To Americas. Because there's not a single day that a black person doesn't have to lotion their elbows.
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I wear long sleeves. There you go. Dan's had Lubriderm CQ behind his desk for 20 years.
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And again, I don't think... No, the answer is just very plainly, no one's ever lotioned my elbows. But then again, to me, that would be like, has anybody ever brushed your teeth? Because that's how a part of my daily routine, lotioning my elbows is. I mean, a dentist, right? No, they've never been like, hey, let me brush your teeth. Absolutely not.
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Teeth cleaning. They never do the pass with the mechanical brush at the very end? The fluoride?
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Hog grabs it and says, I'll take care of that. He brushes my teeth. Does it himself. It's like jail rules, man. You never let somebody brush your teeth.
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Yeah, so I was biting my fingernail right before I went on air at ESPN, and my veneer cracked. I have a veneer, and it cracked in half, and I panicked, and I went to go. There was a Dollar General right by the ESPN studio. Aye, aye, Captain. And I went to go get some super glue, and I'm like, hmm, this might not be smart. I should Google whether I should put super glue in my mouth.
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And ChatGPT said no. Again, at the time, I didn't know it was racially biased, so I didn't go too much deeper. But then I said, you know what? Let me see about Denture Bond. And so I got some denture bond, bonded that thing on. For a dollar? For, yeah, a dollar. It was a dollar. It was one of the very few items at the dollar store that are actually one dollar. What is that about?
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Yes. Two dollar store. Couple dollar general.
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No, because nowadays they have the same products as everywhere else.
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I mean, when you grow up in places like Johnstown, Pennsylvania, population of 17,000, the Dollar General is not looked at the same way the Dollar General is in other bigger metropolitan areas.
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I opened my third Dollar General in an impoverished neighborhood because money is king.
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Yes, man. And, you know, a dollar isn't what it used to be. So it's tough to even trust anything that's a dollar nowadays, to be honest. If everything actually cost a dollar... you probably wouldn't go.
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I owe my former Cleveland Browns fandom to a Hialeah dollar store.
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Because the Browns aren't good, see. Okay. See, now you lost me here. I don't like where we're going with this.
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The what? Genital store? I'm sorry. Genital? Someone cut that, please. All right. You want genital stores and glory holes, we're going to stick to just bargain shopping here, okay, and good football teams. Glory holes. The problem with inappropriate at work. Now, the full circle has come here. You're talking about going to a general store. You didn't put dollar in there.
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A dollar what it used to be at the general store. What, Dan?
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The moment that store starts taking other currencies only exclusively, then you have a case. And also it might be they're going to be like, yeah, it's dollar in general, not the dollar general like the captain of the dollar. No, it's not a dollar.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: WOOOOP!
Don Levitard. I went in the margins. I'm like, I'm like your money ball of sex. I'm basically Scott Hatterberg. A lot of walks. Stugatz. A lot of walks, but I'm on base. When it comes to sex, I'm Scott Hatterberg. Other dudes, they can be Giambi.
The Oprah Podcast
Can Psychedelics Heal Mental Trauma? With Harvard Professor Michael Pollan
Did the trees talk?
The Oprah Podcast
Can Psychedelics Heal Mental Trauma? With Harvard Professor Michael Pollan
It was really incredible.
The Oprah Podcast
Can Psychedelics Heal Mental Trauma? With Harvard Professor Michael Pollan
How do we... awaken and stay awake to the wonder of what our existence is.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, the white Lotus recurring theme, if it looks good on the surface, it's probably not. Things aren't going great. We're going to take a break and come back and I'll go through the episode. All right. Start of the episode. Our guy got to talk.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
The worst security guard. I mean, at least in recent history. I don't know if I'm willing to go worst security guard of all time.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Big takeaways. My number one is Sam Rockwell, legend. Coming in hot. He's missed four episodes. flying in Thailand, go see his old friend, Rick in Bangkok and a hotel.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Really stupid.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Right.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
yeah smart enough to actually go through the video and see who does it and there's tim ratliff coming out with a gun and then does this weird thing where he's talking the dinner table for a while but doesn't have super subtle doesn't have the balls to say like yo man give me my gun back right i cannot find something i think you have it and tim's like nope
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, he gave him the opportunity, but then when the opportunity wasn't taken, there's another move at that point. Hey, I need the gun back.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I feel the same way.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Anything I should know? Yeah. The guy in room 507 stole our new gun.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I can't wait to find out.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, so this was the only episode. I think that's a same night two episode, which we talked about last time. So we're still at dinner with Piper and the parents.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
They're just catching up. So what have you been up to? Well, I've been sober for 10 months and then we are off and it's a whole monologue. It's impeccably acted. Yeah. Goggins is perfect. The audience is marrying Goggins. Just like, what is happening right now? And it goes for like, I don't know, four minutes?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And she tells them the Thailand plan. Poor Tim is just zonked out. She might as well tell him, like, I landed on Mars last night. He would not be listening. But our girl Parker Posey, who's not on... What's the pill? Laprasam?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
She's boozing it up. So she's more lively than ever.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
The poison fruit, though. Still poisonous.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Best scene of the whole season, I think, so far.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I mean, you combine them together.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Charles Manson wrote books.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
You could end up with a completely different set of values than the ones we gave you. She was awesome.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Right.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
How about look at the Catholics organized cults and deviant sex can go hand in hand. Mike White just slinging it.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
What was the best Piper word? Was it guru? Oh. Or was it, what was the other one she said?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Oh, Buddhist. I do feel like sometimes with these shows, the actor takes like three to four episodes to really nail the character completely. Now she has it.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Five minutes. And I think it's in the running for best scene in the history of the show.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
She was talking about how much fun she has with the words.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, at the end of that whole thing, when we got back to the villa and she says, you could do everything right. And then some moment can upend everything. It doesn't realize that poor Tim's listening to that going, oh, you don't know how right you are, sister. Because we are, I am about to go to jail unless I shoot myself at the end of this episode.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
It was finally somebody tapping into my inner monologues at all times. But the thing is... You know? Yeah. Once you've had sex with thousands of women, what's next? Now you have to think like the woman.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Good question, but no, I don't. I think that's, it's too, they're too far down the road with it. Like we're going to be like, oh, it turns out Kenny Nguyen was full of shit and you're off the hook now. I can't imagine they would do that.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
It's a good theory, though.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
They cut a deal and he does that for the jail.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Speaking of Jason Isaacs.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
It's time to tackle episode four. The penis. We had a big debate in episode four about stunt or real. I'm always in this. I think they go stunt every time. I said real. Or some sort of fluff. You said real. Mal said real.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Some of your deep dive research, some emails. What did you hear? We did hear from some listeners.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So that helps the real case.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Okay.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
That's all you have?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
A week of research that's the only thing? That Jason Isaacs is Jewish? That's it?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
My current... I have the answer. I know, you told us days ago you had the answer.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Our texting has been, like, barren of any details, would you think?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
What was the best moment of Sam Rockwell's career up until this episode?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So because they didn't mention that it was actually him, you think it's real?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Any last thoughts before I tell you the answer?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
The lack of balls were the clue for me.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Waggling all around. That was real. That's got to be real. It's the whole package.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
What's helicoptering?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We played all the hits in this episode. We have that long Sam Rockwell story. Yep. We had nudity in the pool on both sides.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We had brothers kissing. Like this show is really going for it.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I was shocked. It seemed like when, yeah, we can get to that. But yeah, it seemed like they were setting up for the wide shot.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Speaking of the fancies.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah, sorry. Sorry about you and Jason. I know you're living the dream.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So the fancy cougars were out with the Russians.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
One of the great things about this episode is not knowing where it was going to go. And because it's the White Lotus, your mind is racing to all the possible terrible ways it could go. And actually, none of them went that way.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
What was the guy from Game of Thrones? What was his part?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Magna Arm Fan said, my parents are dead and my sister's a bitch.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Should we dance? Jacqueline's just dying to get out there and strut her stuff. She just wants to get attention from anyone.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
How about Carrie Coon's dancing was great. Incredible. Like really, like 10 out of 10.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Really good scene.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah, she's like, I'm here and not you guys.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, the Russians bought them shots. And watching it the first time, it's like, this is... Did you toast to Shia LaBeouf? I was thinking Rehypnol, Rehypnol, No, I also thought there might be something in the shots.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, when Carrie Coon does the second one, then I was like, oh my God, she's going to actually like... Yeah. But nothing. And then... They toast it to Shia LaBeouf and they... And then the three Russian ladies came over and started shit with all the guys and they decided to go back to the villa.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
He was one of those hot young actor, watch out for this guy. This guy, you're going to be hearing from this dude. And then had this too. And it never quite happened, but then it happened in a totally different, better way, which is he's like beloved. But I wouldn't say he's not like an A plus lister.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Kate's a really good character because may or may not know a couple of Kate's.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
They're for the fun, but not a hundred percent. Yeah. They're going to have a great time, but not really. Are we making sure we're getting home at a decent hour? It's in the back of their head the whole time. And they don't want to miss anything, but they're also not going to unleash.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, they go back to the villa.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And... Actually, hold that because it ties into what's happened on the boat.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Before we go to Belinda, the Russians as a threesome. I feel like this could have gone wrong from... writing standpoint, from a casting standpoint, but I actually really enjoyed the Russians.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Are they dangerous? Are they not? Did they commit the robbery? They probably did. Are they going to be in some crazy Muay Thai fight tomorrow and somebody's eyeball is going to get yanked out? Maybe. I don't know what to expect.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Going to Belinda quickly. It's been a rough Belinda season.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Got kind of one plot. She tells, she finally tells Fabian about Greg Gary.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
The guy that's asking about me. I know him. Big mistake. I think we've set up Fabian as some sort of a villain. Correct?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Oh, so you think he just knows the game and he doesn't, it's almost like he doesn't want to know.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
It's interesting because I took it as, oh. He's in the Greg Gary payroll.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
He's like, oh, this guy.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I wonder if Greg Gary, you know, he looks out for him a little bit. I don't know.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I didn't know that part. I also thought... We need some sort of bad person who works for the hotel this season.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Or just maybe he likes to have fun.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, later, Belinda's guy comes to her room.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
She's an iguana banner dresser and been up having sex, which we do not see. I would rank her plot as the least interesting out of all the plots.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Can you at least cuddle? Let's go to the boat.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Here's a little secret, Lockie. They just want to be used. Some life advice from Saxon.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, we'll dive into Sam later when we get there in the recap part. Holy shit. It just feels like the Emmy is like there's just no way. We don't know if he's coming back. I don't know how many guest actor episodes.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
She likes to see their little heart pounding out of their chest.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Wait, you're jumping ahead. Okay. With the Chloe piece.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
The Chloe piece, because we like to take little pieces that we can take maybe for the final episode when shit goes down.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
When I was modeling, all the girls who were romantic ended up broke or brokenhearted, dot, dot, dot, or worse.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So what does that mean?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So what does she know? Because she's like, I feel like Gary killed his wife. She mentioned that last episode.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
He could kill me.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I'm just trying to piece together her puzzle of she met this guy on Dubai Tinder. She knows he might have killed his wife.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
She worked in a business where people ended up dead. And Greg Gary used to have sex with her a lot. Three times a day.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I thought it was more like that was like her identity was being with Rick.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I think it's true that everyone on White Lotus is susceptible to that.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, Saxon gives us, it's better to go for what you want in life and get rejected than have the shot and not take it.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Which is a little similar to the Wayne Gretzky.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And then Lockie says, this is when they're paired off to and to. What if this life is just a test to see if we can become better people?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And Saxon goes, what?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Just horrified by that.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
On paper, probably the best sales job for a religion. Just keep living your life and trying to whittle away until you get better at it.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So you just keep coming back.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Mal's like, I just want to come back as a cat once.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
One life for Mal.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I think you just become like a plant.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I feel like I'm on the second one.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
One more. That's it. Trying to make the best out of this one.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I don't.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I don't know any brother combo that would even go within 2% of this.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
That's why this felt... I'll just do this now. This felt like a whiff unrealistic to me. But this is Mike White's White Lotus. Just the whole thing. I don't know where this is going. Um, but I did like quotes like Saxon does new drugs. I am the drug. Woo. I love third person. Saxon was there running out of ways to make him a complete douche. And they were like, third person could work.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
What did you find? How much did it cost?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, we get a drunk drugs montage. We get all the naked Russians in the pool with the fancies.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We get the brothers dancing with Chelsea and Chloe. It's starting to feel mating ritual-ish, I wrote down. Like, it just... There's clothes. We're underwater in the pool.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Carrie Coon goes topless. It really seemed like she was going to take on two guys... In a senior room. That did not happen.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I don't know if they love that. And then fireworks. They were not loving it. The brothers are getting a whiff of something.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah. Yeah, she said, oh, when she's talking to the Russians, I did get worried like we were going to a dark place for a second. Like her and the two guys. Yeah. It's like, oh man. But it was fine. She went to bed.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And then we have the late night boat ride. It feels like there's a swimming disaster for a second.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Like, oh my God, did somebody hit their head? That doesn't happen. Chelsea's talking about bad things happening to her. Chloe's ready to have a foursome. Should we all just... And then we have a little kiss contest. The brother's kiss. So what's the ramifications of this going to be? To do the thing where the next day we don't remember it happened?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Oh.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Really rarely on TV anymore do you have a scene out of nowhere where you're just completely captivated. I think it's harder and harder to pull off because there's so much TV. We've seen so many variations of the same thing. I remember that you never watched Sopranos yet, but when Carmela and Tony actually had their fight when she confronted him and for four minutes, you're just frozen.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Oh, my God. I mean, freaking Jamie and Cersei, their doggy style has to be one.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I guess the 1300s were different, though.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
It was a kiss that lasted long enough to make me uncomfortable, but it wasn't like they weren't sucking face for like 20 seconds.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
It was just long enough to be weird.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Coming up next.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I think they're so fucked up that it ends there.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Oh my God, what's happening? Lost had a couple great ones. The best one ever when When Jack with the beard, we have to go back. And that was like, that was another one where you're like, I'm not going to put the same Rockwell monologue on like that kind of level, but it's pretty close.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So it could be one of those White Lotus things where there's just an immense amount of regret nine hours later because of the decisions that are about to happen.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Hey guys, let's head in.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Tomorrow's going to be a big movie tie fight tomorrow.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, don't we need a moral... But that's not Chelsea. We need a moral compass in every season, right? It feels like Chelsea's the moral compass. Season one, it was the D'Addario character.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I like D'Addario.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
But she knew right from wrong for most of the episodes and then kind of begrudgingly ended up in this life that she didn't want to begin with.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Let's take a break because we've got to hit Sam Rockwell. All right. Our guy, Sam Rockwell. Who moved to Thailand because he had things for Asian girls and became insatiable. And then question, desire. What is desire? I could fuck a million women and never be satisfied. Maybe what I want is to be one of those Asian girls. And we just go and we go and we go.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And we keep going.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Guys would reel the shit out of me. I'd hire an Asian girl. I'd look in her eyes and say, I am her. I'm fucking me. But then he ends the whole monologue and he goes, hey, we all have our Achilles heels.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So is this it for Rockwell or do we see him again?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Needs him to come back to play a role.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So what do you think play a role means?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And he mentions how he got into Buddhism. One thing I was thinking about with this show is people assuming different identities.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
You have Greg Gary. You have this guy talking about it. You have Rick, who's about to go one way or the other. You have Lockie trying to figure out his identity.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
You have Jason Isaacs, whose identity is about to end.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, so... Zion's coming.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Zion's coming in episode six, I would assume.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And then we see him in one of those therapy sessions at the beginning of the first episode.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
A thousand hours?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
That just seems like that would be the longest flight ever.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Is there any way to Thailand that's not 20 hours? This is one of the many reasons I'll never, no, never find out.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
How do you think Sam Rockwell and our guy Rick, what do you think the whole background of those two was?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Where do you think they lived?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Just bounce around like Texas, California.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
A couple of different countries.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
But it felt like they hadn't seen each other for a few years.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So what do you think Rick's W2 form was for the last 10 years?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Anything else you want to say about Sam Rockwell? Anything Mike White was trying to do with that monologue that I might have missed?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Part of that ties in with how he came up with this whole idea when he was in like a fever dream in Thailand.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And we think Scott Glenn is his dad.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Then at the end, Tim's writing a suicide note with a gun on the desk. Did you think he was going to do it? I actually did.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
You haven't been acting like yourself, Tim. Oh, really?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
He's been a fucking maniac for three days.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I knew he was coming. I just didn't know how.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Dating into the Apatow family in real life. This guy has it all together.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We're at the point of the pod. We're ready for it. Yeah.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Monkeys fighting over poison smoothies.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So police comes at least three different rooms think the police is there for them.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And we have like a Tarantino shootout basically.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Took her 18 hours to fucking Google him. Like, it might take her five weeks to call the cops.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Take credit for it. I didn't know.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Not to mention like the Russians could be there too.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, here's what we have just for next episode. The gun. What's going to happen to it? Is it going to stay in the room?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Is the night on the boat still going? Did it end? What are people going to say to each other the next day?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We know we have some sort of Muay Thai fight event.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
That people are going to go to.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We know that we might have a bunch of the hotel going.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We know the fancies. There's going to be some sort of what happened last night.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Or we could have the Valentine leaving her room and the other one sees it. We could be in secret catfight mode.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Trust triangle's done.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
How is Larry going to find out?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
See him leave. We have the brothers hashing out whatever will happen with them.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We have Belinda versus Greg Gary. And then... We're in Bangkok and the magic moment with Rick and potentially Sam Rockwell coming back.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Oh, I didn't even think about that one. So we have seven things in the air right now.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, we know Rick is because the therapist was getting to him.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So Saxon's your number one least redeemable White Lotus character? Yeah.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Who's your number one then?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah, yeah. Tony was pretty annoying, though. I don't know. Can I make the case for Greg Gary?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Because Sam Rockwell's not just going to Bangkok to mail in an episode of White Lotus.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, so if Saxon got violated on the boat, that's a way of... I'm feeling for him right now.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
But I mean, both of them were completely fucked up, right? My guess is they're going to wake up in the morning and do the, what happened last night? Maybe Lockie will remember a little more. I think Saxon doesn't even remember what happened.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, he needed 12 cocktails and he needed ecstasy and Molly and nine other things. I don't know if it's going to last. My guess is Lockie is going to be completely mortified the next day.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Really?
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I just think he's on drugs.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I think he's crazy fucked up.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Wow. So what are you most excited about for the last episode or next episode before we go? Yeah. I'm most excited for Rick and Sam Rockwell in Bangkok doing whatever they're going to do.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I don't know if Joanna knows this, but I used to be a writer.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
But I'm also excited for Fight Night. I think those are my two.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Are we going to get to hear her say Phuket? What's it called?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Fingers, barely. Used to be a writer, but I love myself a long, well-written, well-acted monologue. Yeah. It's still one of my favorites. Like, this reminded me a little. There's this really weird late 90s movie called Your Friends and Neighbors.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
She'll have five things to say.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Can't wait.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Prestige TV podcast. Mallory Joanne, a pleasure as always. Thanks to everybody behind the scenes. Don't forget, you can watch this as a video podcast every week on Spotify. And what is it? Ringer Dash TV is our YouTube channel. I hope you guys are wrong about the foursome. I hope we're done. I hope everyone's asleep. We will find out next week. Wrap it up. On the White Lotus Recap Pod.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
With Ben Stiller, Jason Patrick. Jason Patrick has this crazy monologue about having sex with somebody in high school. And it's like five minutes long. And it was the same kind of thing. He's telling it to Ben Stiller. I won't spoil it, but he goes through this whole thing. And Ben Stiller is just... Just like frozen, like can't believe what's happening and goes through.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
But it doesn't it's really hard to pull off.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And not only are we going to break down episode five, we're going to, we have answers for the prosthetic, possibly, maybe not penis in episode four. More penis talk. Your husband requested.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So we'll get to Sam later, but he was the number one big takeaway. I have three more. Okay. I feel like everyone on the show could potentially die now. Really? I'm not crossing off one person.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So when the first two seasons ended, the first one, Jake Lacey's in the airport.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And the second one is they're running in the water because there's a dead body. Which is near the end of the week.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I'm thinking like what they gave away in the thing.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
This one, it's mid-shooting.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
So we don't know how much is left. That's why I feel like everybody's in the table. So you get hit by a stray bullet.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Or one person. But I'm just not. Even like Piper, I wouldn't rule out. You just never know.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah, but was it weird?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
What was his text?
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
More dick talk is next. All right, episode five, best episode of the season. Yes, thumbs up.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Yeah, but you're making an old school sports mistake. Yeah. You're taking a very small sample size and projecting.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
He might just zag and be like, I'm taking out your favorite character this time.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
This was the first episode where I was like, it's going to be Piper. He's setting us up. She's found... She's the only one that has found the right level of religious... Piper will be meditating free from her family bullshit. And getting shot by a stray bullet.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Also, Quinn lost his iPad.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Two more things. Well, third thing, the Buddhism, Buddhism really kicked in this episode and there's a religious something happening now.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
We had snake fire tsunamis. Now we're in, all right, the concept of choice, faith, what do you believe in? We're now moving into that. There's a lot of big ass themes being juggled right now.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And then Saxon, they take away his choice because he does drugs, which he doesn't want to do.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
But so they take away his choice and then he starts acting pretty goofy. If that's the word you want to use. My daughter Zoe, who I watched for the second time last thing with.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
And I asked her what drug it was because I know nothing. And she's like, oh, that's ecstasy.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I was like, why did you know that so fast? I got mad at her. She's like, dad, you know I don't do.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
I don't know what's going on. Buddhism. Then the last theme. Aging actress vanity? I think Mike White's trying to something with that Jacqueline character about somebody who's on the tail end of her run as like a desired actress. And that this has been the last two episodes, right? They're at the old hotel. I'm not old yet.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
A rollercoaster ride features quite possibly the best scene in the history of the show from a holy shit, we're doing this standpoint.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
They're on the dance floor and there's the woman checking them out dancing. And she's like, look at me. I still got it. And then at the end, I'm going to be the one that has sex with Valentine. Like, yeah. there's something he's trying to do with that.
The Prestige TV Podcast
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5: Broke or Brokenhearted … or Worse
Well, I think he's By the way, I have no inside info, but he's definitely worked with different types of actresses, right? He's had a couple older actions that he's worked with. I just wonder if there's some extra juice on that.
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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E560 Antonio Brown
But he handled it with such class. Did that give him more respect?
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Yeah, he fell on his knees too. Everybody. Exactly.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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Free Young Dirk. Free Young Dirk? What'd he do? Or what didn't he do? I mean, what'd they say he do?
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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They just try to throw him under the... Throw you under, just throw your fucking shit that you built up like it don't even matter.
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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E560 Antonio Brown
You fucking stand right by there and watch the bitches drop.
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We got the honey pack. Y'all got them backwoods, huh? Yeah, I brought some Zyde. Yo, I know you. You can smoke it, man. I'll watch you. All right, bet.
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What the fuck you was eating? Nothing, bro. Stay hungry, huh?
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You like that ass, huh? That's the ass of the day. Let's go, boy. That's the crack of the day. That's the crack.
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That's that. Right there. That ass. Literally, bro.
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That shit was hysterical. It's just funny. It's hysterical, yeah.
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Yeah, you know where you're going. Yeah, so people know when they go in there, it's done, huh? Same shit, different toilet. You know what I'm saying? It's just a pile of shit. What about the Bengals? The Bengals?
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You can't... That's fucking... They just turned it to a pig. I mean, it's just like, man.
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That means you look a fly, bro. You know what I'm saying? Oh, that's a good attitude. You right, bro. We ugly as fuck, son. Ugly motherfucker. Yeah, if you need me.
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Oh, I've been storing them in my freezer. I hope that wasn't too much of a shock for you.
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