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"Keri Russell"

Mon, 28 Oct 2024

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We chop some pillows with one of our favorite humans: Ms. Keri Russell. M is for Monday, The Mickey Mouse Club, microplastics, and Margo Martindale. Get real much? It’s an all-new SmartLess. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

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5.999 - 16.157 JB

Hello, listener. We're in the middle of a songwriting operation here with Sean P. Hayes. Okay, it goes like this. Uh-huh.

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17.378 - 22.341 Scott

We are three guys talking today. Hey, hey. We, one of us, just might be gay.

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22.421 - 22.762 JB

Hey, hey.

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23.002 - 24.783 Scott

There's just two that might be straight.

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24.843 - 26.965 Sean Hayes

Can I just stop? Can I just? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry.

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27.325 - 30.307 Scott

Might be gay? Yeah, because nobody knows which one of the three of us is.

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30.987 - 32.849 Sean Hayes

You think that nobody knows which one of the three of us is?

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32.869 - 36.051 JB

No, one of us is definitely gay. Can you work that?

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36.071 - 43.396 Scott

Everybody knows. Five, six, seven, eight. What are you talking about? We are three guys talking today. One of us is definitely gay. Hey, hey.

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44.877 - 46.518 Sean Hayes

Welcome to Smart List. Smart List.

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63.683 - 69.268 JB

So Sean, you're still in New York City. Yeah, I am. Would you ever consider living there full time?

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70.129 - 81.8 Scott

It's funny you say that. No, because Scott and I had a long conversation about it. Can we have the short version? Yes. I mean...

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83.956 - 88.157 JB

This is the rhythm of the question-answer dynamic.

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88.197 - 93.399 Sean Hayes

You're sitting in a chair. Scotty brings a couple Pop-Tarts. He puts them in front of you. He says, John, I want to talk to you about something.

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93.559 - 110.79 Scott

Yes, right. For the first time ever, I've been kind of getting used to it. I understand. Because I associate the city with work and work only. Right. And because I've had some extra downtime, I was like, oh, I finally get it. Like, I'd never walked through Central Park. I walk through Central Park all the time now. I was like, God, this place is huge and it's beautiful.

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111.17 - 123.681 Scott

By the way, you know what I do when I walk? I started walking in Central Park at dusk, you know? Okay. And what I do is I flex my lats and hold my head up really high because I'm scared somebody's, you know, to make myself appear bigger than I am.

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123.701 - 126.023 JB

Oh, and you think the lats will do it?

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126.724 - 127.264 Scott

Yeah, because I get scared.

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127.404 - 133.252 JB

You think that your lats are scared. Yeah. It's like a cobra. You know, you flare out the back.

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133.272 - 133.672 Jason Bateman

That's right.

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133.893 - 134.593 JB

That's exactly right.

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134.734 - 145.067 Jason Bateman

You make yourself seem bigger. Hey, I'm going to fuck. We got one right here. We got a live one right here. Oh, fuck. Are you crazy? Look at the lats on this guy. Look at the fuck. He's like a bat. I'm staying away. Abort. Abort.

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146.295 - 151.163 JB

The great Will Speck knows how to flare out the little bat wings.

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151.183 - 159.285 Sean Hayes

Sean, quick question. The blanket that's draped over the chair behind you, who did it? I did it. You did that.

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159.545 - 162.688 JB

You fold it and then you drape it. Yep. And you did the drape.

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163.389 - 165.611 Scott

It's nice, yeah. Do you punch the pillows?

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165.691 - 167.032 Sean Hayes

You're not a pillow karate chopper.

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167.052 - 172.957 Scott

Yeah, thanks. Sorry, JB. Yeah, you're not a karate chopper. Scotty probably a little bit more than me, yeah. I don't care about that as much.

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172.997 - 176.8 JB

But a little bit more. So you're saying you're both going around chopping pillows. What?

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178.421 - 179.702 Scott

Yeah, that's not a euphemism.

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179.722 - 186.125 JB

Well, listen, but, you know, Sean and Scotty have nice things. Look behind him there.

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186.185 - 187.286 Scott

It's very tastefully done.

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187.386 - 191.448 JB

We've got sconces. We've got stuff on the bookshelves other than books.

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192.068 - 193.909 Sean Hayes

JB, have you been to their apartment in New York?

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194.089 - 201.813 Scott

No, never invited. That's terrific. I invited you. You had to work, but I said you and Franny come over when Franny was in. Just the once.

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201.933 - 204.014 Sean Hayes

Have you been in New York recently at all, JB? No.

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205.175 - 208.057 Sean Hayes

Yeah, you have. Since January. Yeah, since January. Okay. Oh, my God.

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208.217 - 209.238 Scott

Please come over anytime.

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209.278 - 213.182 JB

No, no, no, no. Why start now? Will, you've been there a couple times? I have, yeah.

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213.202 - 223.952 Sean Hayes

After you guys got back from Istanbul, did you go through there? I keep a few things there just because I'm there so much. Do you really? No, I don't, you fucking dummy.

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224.012 - 230.758 JB

Hey, wait. Sean, what did you just pull up in a frame there? Oh, that's what I'm talking about with scotch. Is it apple juice? It's apple juice.

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231.849 - 233.85 Sean Hayes

So good, right? With a lot of ice. You drink apple juice with ice?

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234.09 - 251 JB

Yes. You have a real, I don't know, I'll bet you a half a dozen max of our listeners know someone that drinks a glass of milk or three every day and apple juice on ice. That's right. I mean, you are Mr. Americana.

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252.001 - 258.648 Sean Hayes

Not just that. It's like 1973 in your house. I have Pop-Tarts, too. We know, man.

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258.708 - 259.469 JB

And slippers.

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260.009 - 265.195 Sean Hayes

And then you guys have a— I got JB a pair of these. Yes, you did.

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266.308 - 268.11 JB

We've got a guest waiting.

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268.13 - 283.122 Sean Hayes

You know what? Sean, we do have a guest. I do want to say this. Sean, you were the first person, and now I do it. This is years ago, and he was wearing slippers. And I go, hey, man, are you wearing slippers at dinner? No way. And he wore them out. And I kind of went like, I guess it's okay to wear slippers out. I've never done it.

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283.142 - 287.666 Scott

Because I'm just going to my house to go sit down and eat and then go back to my house.

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288.167 - 295.252 JB

Right. Do you know what I mean? Sweatpants is the universal sign for... When you've hit fuck it, right? When you're wearing sweatpants outside.

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295.452 - 305.036 Sean Hayes

Well, JB, we live in an era now, though, where everybody, you know, they call it athleisure to try to dress it up. So, and it's a huge, obviously, it's a huge industry, athleisure. It's a huge quarter of the year.

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305.056 - 306.757 JB

Stop saying that. Well, I've never heard it before.

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307.057 - 324.71 Sean Hayes

Yeah, so when you see people out during the day and you're at the fucking Beverly Center and they're wearing stretchy pants and a stretch up and you're like, are we in a workout class together? and they're like, no, I just walk around the world like this. Right. But it's so comfortable. No, I know it's comfortable, man, but so are my fucking pajamas. But, like, what am I doing?

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325.511 - 329.735 Sean Hayes

Or naked. You're not allowed to walk around naked. Yeah, we're not at your house, man.

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330.476 - 331.236 Sean Hayes

You know what I get?

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332.497 - 339.602 Scott

I could never do it, but I get like... I don't like jeans or pants that are super tight, you know, that they're constricting.

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339.622 - 340.903 Jason Bateman

This could go anywhere.

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340.923 - 345.386 Scott

Go ahead. I get wanting to wear... This is a humble brag.

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345.446 - 347.487 JB

He's saying he needs a lot more room in there than most people.

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347.668 - 360.436 Sean Hayes

I just think that the whole... I think that there's an entire segment of our population that has hit fuck it. It's not even fuck it that it's appropriate to like... By the way, you know, I wear shorts out sometimes and a t-shirt, but I'm not like...

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364.181 - 366.866 Scott

Jason, how much longer do you have to go on the show? Two weeks.

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367.588 - 371.836 Sean Hayes

Oh, that's it? Can you believe it? And then it's all coming on now. Is it beard and hair at the same time?

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373.233 - 388.286 JB

Yeah, over the course of two or three days. Yeah, because we've got to do the... I can't wait to see you clean shaven and clean. I know. I can't. I'm going to look so weird. Will you miss this look? I'll look old probably, right? Yeah. Do you think I'll look older?

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388.526 - 388.986 Sean Hayes

Duh.

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389.006 - 400.244 JB

Sorry, I meant to say duh. Right, because... Our guest liked it. Yeah, she seems like she's in a good mood.

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400.504 - 415.133 Sean Hayes

She's in a very good mood. You know what? Let's get to her. She's so much fun because I want to hear what she has to say about your face and your beard coming off and stuff. I'm really excited because I love having a good friend on here, especially like an old friend, somebody who likes to laugh and have a good time.

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415.153 - 415.653 JB

Mix it up.

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415.693 - 435.33 Sean Hayes

Do we all know her? Do we all know her? I don't know how well you two guys know her. She and I have been friends for a number of years, and I'll tell you why because you'll guess once I say why. But she is, and I don't like it. You know, there's this thing now where people say in the world all the time, oh my God, you're my favorite human. That expression drives me crazy. Yeah, that's funny.

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435.51 - 439.995 Sean Hayes

It's almost up there with wearing fucking stretch pants to the store.

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440.015 - 442.698 JB

There are dogs that outrank you, but as far as humans go...

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442.978 - 466.608 Sean Hayes

People use that. You're my favorite human. Just say person. You're one of my favorite people. You don't need to say human. But anyway, she is one of my favorite humans. So I'm going to use it. I'm breaking my own rule because I'm a hypocrite through and through. And she's just such a wonderful person. She's so fun to laugh with and talk to. We'll see. Super smart, super cool.

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466.628 - 490.961 Sean Hayes

But then when you look at... So I want to say that I love her as a person, and I also love and respect her as an artist, as a performer. She's so amazing. She's been nominated for umpteen Emmy Awards, and she's won Golden Globes and Critics' Choice Awards for lots of different stuff. You might remember her from... You know, from the Mickey Mouse Club.

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492.322 - 510.452 Sean Hayes

You might know her from Honey, I Blew Up the Kid. She was nominated for a Young Artist Award for that. She's gonna kill me. You might remember her from a lot of different things. You might remember from her two episodes of Roar that she did with Heath Ledger back in the day. But you're definitely going to remember her. Hand on buzzer.

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510.532 - 511.173 JB

Hand on buzzer.

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511.213 - 519.398 Sean Hayes

You're definitely going to remember her from her show, which is going to a second season soon, The Diplomat. You also know her from The Americans. You know her from Felicity.

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519.418 - 521.08 Will Arnett

You guys, this is my friend Carrie Russell.

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523.741 - 525.042 Sean Hayes

Oh, hey, Russell. Oh, my God.

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525.343 - 528.405 JB

Sean, did you say Martindale? Margo Martindale. Margo Martindale.

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530.831 - 532.674 Will Arnett

Who is equally as great.

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532.794 - 540.928 JB

Oh my God. Hello, Carrie. Oh my God. It's so great to see you.

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544.346 - 546.228 Will Arnett

Margo Martindale would be my favorite guest.

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546.248 - 548.229 Sean Hayes

Margo was busy, so we got Carrie.

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548.25 - 550.632 Will Arnett

Understood, understood. I get it.

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551.312 - 562.021 Sean Hayes

But, and I didn't even want to mention, and I couldn't mention Matthew because if I said, once I say Matthew, then the jig is up. So I had to like work backwards and I know you're going to kill me. You're not going to kill me for the Mickey Mouse Club.

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562.562 - 563.463 Will Arnett

I love that.

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563.763 - 565.124 Sean Hayes

You were on the Mickey Mouse Club?

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565.244 - 567.666 Scott

Were you on when Ryan- With like Britney Spears and all that?

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567.686 - 568.927 JB

Wasn't Ryan Gosling on that as well?

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568.947 - 572.589 Scott

Oh yeah. No way, with them, all of you were on the same thing?

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572.769 - 573.049 Russell Howard

Oh, yeah.

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573.469 - 574.229 Scott

That's crazy.

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574.289 - 579.171 Russell Howard

Ask me anything. This is, I mean, that is gold. That is pure gold.

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579.191 - 580.951 Sean Hayes

Wait, Carrie, hi. First of all, hi, Carrie.

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581.111 - 586.513 Russell Howard

Hi. So nice to see you. It is so nice to see you. So nice to see all of you.

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586.773 - 587.873 JB

And you. Are you home?

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588.891 - 599.477 Russell Howard

I just got home. I've been filming in London and I just got home just a few days ago. So I'm home getting kids ready for school. My teenagers helped me set all this stuff up. Oh, they did?

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599.497 - 605.9 Scott

Yeah, yeah. Are you good at adjusting time, different time zones? Or are you like still on jet lag?

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606.849 - 616.472 Russell Howard

I'm jet lagged, but I really love the early mornings. So even though I'm still getting up at four, it's like such a quiet time in my house. So I love just like pitter-pottering around.

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616.492 - 630.336 Sean Hayes

Let me tell you something about Carrie. And Jason, you're going to appreciate this. And Shauna goes to your question, which is she's so disciplined. It's crazy. She can just like kind of do anything. She's like, what's the task? Okay, so I'll do this. So I'll get up early and I'll do the thing. Like she just does stuff.

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630.697 - 631.817 JB

Are you a Capricorn, Carrie?

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632.497 - 632.877 Russell Howard

I'm not.

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633.577 - 633.978 JB

What are you?

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634.498 - 635.198 Russell Howard

I'm an Aries.

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636.941 - 640.204 JB

I don't know. We don't know anything. All I know is about my own sign.

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640.785 - 642.066 Russell Howard

Really?

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642.126 - 649.132 JB

Out of the not shocking department. Mom, my wife can come in here and break you down. My wife would ask you, you're rising and you're moon.

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649.192 - 652.675 Russell Howard

I don't know any of that. But I'm into it. But I don't know any of it.

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653.516 - 675.143 Scott

Wait, Carrie, do you remember that one time? This is like decades ago. You know what I'm going to say. No. You were with an acting coach and you came out and I was going in and that's when we first met. This is like 25, 30 years ago, like a super long time ago. Which acting coach? I don't remember. But it was her house. It was this acting coach's house, and it was like a back.

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675.903 - 679.846 Scott

It was like a guest house in the back. It was that crazy? And you were coming out, and I was going in.

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679.886 - 680.387 Russell Howard

I was like, oh, my God.

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680.407 - 680.847 Jason Bateman

It was that crazy?

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681.187 - 683.509 Scott

Be careful, because a lot of people listen to this.

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684.17 - 690.474 Russell Howard

It was that. Well, no, she's like a really intense teacher. She did like Al Pacino and stuff like that, right?

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690.554 - 691.335 Sean Hayes

Oh, crazy intense. Maybe.

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691.355 - 697.239 Russell Howard

Good crazy. It was behind in her house. Not Venice, but like kind of adjacent Venice, right?

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697.419 - 709.344 Sean Hayes

Sean, you don't remember her name either? I don't. Sean, do you wish some of those classes had stuck? Like, do you wish some of the... I fucking wish some of those classes had stuck. That would have been so fun if some of that had worked. For you, I mean.

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709.984 - 711.824 Russell Howard

Sean, I wish some of those classes would have stuck.

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711.944 - 719.387 JB

But yeah, no, for me, I mean... Sean, what type of stuff, like, would you go in there with a specific set of sides for an audition that's coming up and you'd work on it?

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719.407 - 725.109 Scott

Yeah, for sure. Or I got a monologue. I need a funny monologue and a dramatic monologue. Right.

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725.289 - 728.132 Sean Hayes

Carrie, do you remember what you were doing it for? Were you up for auditioning?

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728.152 - 734.039 Russell Howard

I have no idea. Maybe a movie or something that, I don't know. I mean, I did it like once or twice, probably.

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734.059 - 735.961 Scott

This is right after Felicity.

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736.682 - 742.628 Russell Howard

Oh, so it was probably like just once or twice because a friend of mine was going, anyway. Yeah.

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742.688 - 760.619 JB

Now, what about, you know, Will is threatening to move to, I can't keep up. It's either, it's usually England. I think now it's Portugal. But he would like to live in England, I think. As would I, I think. Where did coming back from there leave you? I mean, would you go back?

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761.252 - 787.445 Russell Howard

So I've spent the past three summers filming there, which I know is, you know, a little bit of a unique existence. Like, you have a nice place to live, you know, you're working, you have a job. So there are a lot of things... That are extra nice, you know? It's not like you're... But it is... London in the summer is a delight. I mean, it is so, like, breathtakingly beautiful.

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787.465 - 792.988 Russell Howard

I tend to live north and, like, by the heath. And I wake up early morning and I just walk through the heath.

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793.008 - 795.329 Sean Hayes

I have said heath is such a great area to live in.

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795.349 - 797.65 Russell Howard

It is magic. It is so magic.

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797.79 - 798.47 Sean Hayes

I agree.

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799.951 - 823.555 Russell Howard

And we've... I've loved it. I've really, really loved it. And actually... I don't think – well, I don't know. I don't think I'm telling tales out of school. But my last week there, we had this – so I'm on this show called The Diplomat, and it's about the ambassador in London who's – I'm friends with the real one, Ambassador Jane Hartley, who's just – Wow.

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823.575 - 823.635 Will Arnett

Wow.

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823.875 - 838.723 Russell Howard

amazing and smart and cool. And the last week she said, we were like, let's go to dinner before I leave. And so we went to the River Cafe and that great actor, fuck, what's his name? On the Bear, who plays the cousin, Eben.

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839.664 - 859.918 Russell Howard

Eben joined us and we just had this, like, it was just such a fun, raucous dinner. And Rufus Sewell, who's on my show too. And it's just full of love. everyone who was, everyone was at this restaurant that night. It was like one of those magic, wild moments. And so I love London.

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859.938 - 863.241 JB

Could you see yourself living there full time? Like would your whole family?

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863.261 - 871.789 Russell Howard

Well, I don't know because I wonder if it's, you know, I love coming back here too. You know, fall in New York is so good. And I ride my bike everywhere. Are you in New York now?

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871.809 - 873.05 Sean Hayes

But if you, she's in New York.

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873.07 - 873.931 Russell Howard

You live in Brooklyn.

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873.951 - 874.632 Sean Hayes

She lives in Brooklyn.

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874.652 - 875.712 Russell Howard

Okay. Oh, fantastic.

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875.732 - 878.453 Sean Hayes

Not the same. Sean, you live at Zabar's. Where are you, Sean?

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878.473 - 880.614 Russell Howard

Where are you living in the city right now?

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880.634 - 893.978 Sean Hayes

He lives in Zabar's. If you take a left at the Plain Bagels, he's... You're uptown. But if you lived in London, I don't know if you could because, first of all, Matthew, as a Welshman, I mean, he'd get in too many fights.

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894.278 - 896.419 Will Arnett

Oh, my God. Right.

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896.439 - 902.681 Sean Hayes

He's at the pub. I know Matthew, he's at the pub, and then all of a sudden, before it's all over, he's in a fight with a bunch of Englishmen, right?

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902.981 - 905.702 Russell Howard

Yeah, there's definitely a rivalry. But he loves London too.

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906.122 - 909.183 JB

Of course, of course. What about your teenagers? Have they done some time there?

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909.683 - 910.143 Russell Howard

They have.

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910.943 - 911.603 JB

Yeah, what'd they think?

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913.143 - 919.445 Russell Howard

They like it. I mean, but they've kind of, like you guys probably, you know, they travel wherever we work. Right, yeah.

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919.885 - 926.067 JB

So in the summer they can be with you. Yeah. And would they or would they be like, because I've got a 12-year-old and a 17-year-old.

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926.107 - 929.568 Russell Howard

Oh, I have exactly the same. Yeah. Plus an eight-year-old. Yeah.

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929.588 - 930.669 JB

Yeah. Lucky you.

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931.21 - 931.55 Russell Howard

Wow.

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931.59 - 941.518 JB

But they're like, you know, they've got their lives, you know, and they got their friends and they got their places they like to go. And it's like, well, great. I'll see you when you get back, Mom, Dad.

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941.698 - 942.939 Russell Howard

Oh, definitely. Right?

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942.999 - 950.245 JB

It's hard to get them away, nor do you really want to disrupt them. Jace, kids' names real quick. Oh, God.

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950.865 - 974.403 Sean Hayes

Sorry. This is a fun game. This is a fun game. This is a fun game. But wait, wait. By the way, Jason and Sean, have you guys spent any time up near Hampstead Heath? No. I love London, but not... It would blow your mind. It would shift everything you think about living in London. What's it called? Hampstead. Because it's like... It's like a massive, I want to say park.

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974.483 - 983.855 Sean Hayes

It's kind of doing it a disservice by calling it a park. But in effect, it is that. It's super green. And there's got a bunch of little lakes in it and stuff where you can swim. It's wild.

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984.176 - 984.636 Russell Howard

It's wild.

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984.696 - 985.758 Sean Hayes

It's like a wild park.

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986.138 - 987.039 Russell Howard

It's incredible.

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987.079 - 989.28 Sean Hayes

Carrie, could you live there? Or no, you're happy there?

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989.44 - 1011.033 Russell Howard

I really love it. I really love it. But I have to say, you know, we shot there. When the strike happened, we had to make up for things, so we shot there over the winter. And it's different in the winter. Because New York in the winter, even if it's snowing or it's freezing, it can be sunny and it's bracing and you can still ride your bike. London's just gray all winter. But it's raining every day.

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1011.073 - 1013.675 Russell Howard

And rain all day is different than...

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1014.372 - 1020.254 Sean Hayes

And cold, right? That kind of cold that gets into your bone. Even as a Canadian, I'm like, fuck, I'm freezing. Yeah.

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1020.854 - 1030.657 Russell Howard

So I do love it, and it's so lush, and it's so green, and the people, there's a real, I don't know, it does have a different culture than we have, but it was just a delight.

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1030.677 - 1032.477 JB

Where did you start? Where did you grow up?

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1032.798 - 1036.479 Russell Howard

I moved around a lot. So I was born in California.

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1036.619 - 1038.159 JB

The law kept catching you.

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1038.999 - 1048.315 Russell Howard

Then I grew up, I spent 13 years in Arizona, and then Colorado. And then my parents moved to Texas. So I moved around a lot.

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1048.355 - 1067.105 Sean Hayes

Where was the first place you said? Arizona. California. California, then Arizona, then Colorado. Sorry, are you getting an email coming in? Are you distracted? What's going on? She said it like a second ago. Wait, so Carrie, so you grew up, and so, and I knew that about, I always think of you, I always associate you with Colorado.

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1068.066 - 1069.207 Russell Howard

That was my high school.

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1069.347 - 1069.907 Sean Hayes

High school, yeah.

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1070.408 - 1074.371 Russell Howard

And probably that I dated a hockey player for half a second from Colorado. That's probably what you remember.

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1074.391 - 1077.194 Sean Hayes

That's what I remember too. You know I remember all the hockey stuff.

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1079.235 - 1085.122 Unknown Guest

And we will be right back. And now, back to the show.

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1087.365 - 1092.21 Sean Hayes

How did it happen that you became part of the Mickey Mouse Club? Yeah.

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1092.41 - 1096.916 Russell Howard

So I was a dancer in – like with all my little dance friends in Colorado, you know, like –

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1097.54 - 1120.827 Russell Howard

pre-teen teenage years and that was my sport and that's all I did and a bunch of my friends went to like a giant casting call and we stood outside of like the Denver Convention Center with thousands of little kids and their moms or something and we just stood in line some dude like said hey do you want to read a little script of a mermaid brushing your teeth with chocolate or something

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1121.531 - 1126.417 Sean Hayes

And was he part of the audition, or was this just the back of a van? He just rolled the window down.

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1127.157 - 1133.465 Will Arnett

I was willing to do it, and yeah. No, so, and that's what I did, and they called me back.

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1134.281 - 1153.028 Sean Hayes

Wow, I mean, that is really, first of all, that gives a lot of hope, I think, to people who are like, oh, should I bother going for that thing with thousands of people? Well, you could end up being Keri Russell. I mean, you can't be Keri Russell. Nobody else can be. But, I mean, you've built an incredible life with really impressive credits. You've done amazing things.

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1153.209 - 1156.53 Sean Hayes

Was that audition something you wanted to do, or did your parents tell you about it?

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1156.95 - 1176.709 Russell Howard

I wanted to, I mean, I don't think I knew what it really was. I just went with a bunch of my... best friends, pals who were, you know, going. And they're like, let's go do this thing. And by the way, I can't sing. I had never really been an actor. And so they said, do a little dance, like do a skit and sing a little song.

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1176.909 - 1183.751 Russell Howard

And because I think they wanted kids who weren't so, yeah, they didn't like it.

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1184.552 - 1206.728 Sean Hayes

Still waiting to hear, yeah. waiting here um her friends her friends like years later was like she didn't even want to go i was the one that wanted it i was the one and she got it wait i want to ask you something care because it has to do with how will introduced you which is like you do when you came you just came on you weren't margo martin When you came up.

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1206.748 - 1209.551 Sean Hayes

And by the way, you haven't been Margo Martindale for a minute.

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1210.131 - 1215.557 Will Arnett

By the way, I, and Will, I mean, there's no one better than Margo Martindale.

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1215.597 - 1220.061 Sean Hayes

We adore her. She's the best. I love Margo Martindale with all my heart.

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1220.101 - 1239.139 Scott

Me too, me too. But your energy and your work ethic, and you're like, You do have so much energy, even talking to you now and with the kids and working and traveling and getting up at five in the morning and working 14 hours. Like, where do you get that drive? Where do you get the energy? Youth. It's youth. Methamphetamine.

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1239.159 - 1241.261 Russell Howard

Because you do have to find it.

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1241.301 - 1243.883 Scott

You do have to find it. Even though you're tired, you have to find it.

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1243.983 - 1265.418 Russell Howard

Well... I think, well, number one, I don't work all the time. I like long breaks, and I spend a ton of time on my own. I like to be alone a lot. I have amazing friends. I have a group of core friends that I love, and we do stuff all the time. But other than that, I work. I have a ton of downtime. So, for instance, The Diplomat.

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1265.438 - 1277.808 Russell Howard

I'm not going off to do tons of movies in between or on a Broadway show or something. I don't. That's my time to just be home and, like, wander and read books. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what keeps me sane.

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1278.389 - 1295.006 Sean Hayes

But it is a good question because, you know, so Carrie and I did this show with the great Mitch Hurwitz years ago. Yeah. Yeah, called Running Wild, which was... And we had a lot of fun. That's how we got to know each other. And... It was crazy. We were trying to make this thing happen, and we were shooting just crazy hours out on Long Island.

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1295.827 - 1314.626 Sean Hayes

And Carrie, I remember, we were legitimately, like, the first couple weeks, we were shooting, like, 16 hours a day trying to get these fucking, you know, get this thing off the ground, which... I remember Carrie like going either before work or after work to the gym and she had a little kid at home.

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1314.686 - 1333.342 Sean Hayes

She had like a three-year-old at home and doing all the thing and had all this dialogue and doing all this stuff. And I was like, it was so impressive how hard, how dedicated she was to just, like I said, like she's just a doer in this way that JB, I can see the smile on JB's face. He's just like, yeah.

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1334.83 - 1337.191 Russell Howard

Why? Because you are as well? Is that what you're saying?

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1337.231 - 1339.071 Sean Hayes

Because he's a machine.

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0
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1353.577 - 1358.124 Russell Howard

I just clean out closets. I listen to my little nerdy news podcasts.

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1358.505 - 1383.067 Sean Hayes

He doesn't do that either. He goes, he watches TV and he locks the door and nobody's allowed to bother him. And you're probably not grumpy, but I will say... Amanda serves his food under the door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody can talk to him. Read me things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's not interested in anything. But the question is, Carrie, so you do the Disney stuff, and then that leads to what?

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1383.127 - 1385.588 Sean Hayes

How long? That's like three years, I want to say? Uh...

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1387.189 - 1400.226 Russell Howard

Teenage years. Yeah, teenage years. And this seriously is the truth. Whenever the girls looked like they were having sex, they were like, get that one out of here. And the boys stayed until they were like 25. They're like, that one, she's out.

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1400.646 - 1402.028 Will Arnett

Oh, wow. Really? Yeah, seriously.

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1403.149 - 1406.531 Russell Howard

She looks like a breeder. Get her out. Yeah, she looks like a breeder. Yeah, get her out.

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1406.751 - 1408.273 Margo Martindale

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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1408.633 - 1415.617 Russell Howard

Yeah, but it was so fun. I mean, it was so cheesy looking back, but it was so fun.

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1415.738 - 1425.284 JB

And all those kids— Did it lead to anything tangible? Yeah. Or was it just a great thing to have on your resume and you just started to do more sort of traditional auditions and—

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1425.384 - 1436.814 Russell Howard

Yeah, I mean, from that, like, because you're under this old school, like, Disney contract, I had to do some movie, like the sequel, Honey, I Blew Up the Kid, which was a sequel to Honey, I Blew Up the Kid.

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1436.834 - 1439.497 Sean Hayes

So that was part of your deal. Ah, interesting.

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1439.517 - 1448.805 Russell Howard

You know, it was like the old school system, like, we hired you under this umbrella, so if you record an album, if you make a movie, like, you are ours, you know?

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1448.845 - 1450.467 Sean Hayes

We own you. Interesting.

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1450.507 - 1451.528 Russell Howard

Yeah, it was a little bit like that.

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1451.548 - 1451.988 Sean Hayes

That's interesting.

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1452.148 - 1459.673 Russell Howard

You know, like the kids now. Like all those... American Idol kids and whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or whatever all those new Disney shows are.

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1459.753 - 1465.976 JB

Now, Felicity was quite some time past that, but that was also on ABC. It was under the same umbrella. That wasn't part of the same deal, was it?

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1466.016 - 1469.598 Russell Howard

No, that was... It wasn't on ABC. It was on something else. Thank you.

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1469.658 - 1490.659 Sean Hayes

It was WB. I remember because it was their big hit show, and they were a young network, and then all of a sudden they had a hit. Like a legitimate hit that was... And that's where you met the great, our friend, the great J.J. Abrams. That's right. And that was J.J. 's show. And Matt Reeves, yeah. And you guys created, you guys made that network in a way. Yeah, kind of amazing.

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1490.739 - 1505.045 Sean Hayes

You legitimized them because it was a great show. J.J. got heralded. You got heralded. I mean, everybody kind of went like... Keri Russell. You were, you were, you exploded onto the scene. I remember, you guys remember. I remember, yeah. Every magazine.

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1505.105 - 1506.887 Scott

Everybody knew who Keri Russell was, just like that.

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1507.007 - 1515.517 Sean Hayes

Yeah, that must have been, even though you'd been doing it for a while, since you were a teenager, having that kind of thing happen must have been Startling?

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1515.877 - 1522.141 JB

I don't want to put words in your mouth. And at an age where things are challenging already at that age, right? Kind of like figuring out who you are.

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1522.261 - 1552.116 Russell Howard

First of all, the reason the show was so good was what JJ and Matt did. It was so sweet. It was like such a sweet little something of a show. And it was their writing that was so good. But yeah, for... Luckily, I can't imagine the kids now with all of the social media. Back then, it was just occasional paparazzi weirdos. But yeah, I am sort of a nervous person anyway around people I don't know.

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1552.136 - 1557.077 Russell Howard

So that only made that worse. And that was hard.

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1557.257 - 1560.218 JB

People coming up to you on the street and stuff like that, yeah? Yeah.

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1560.578 - 1584.945 Russell Howard

Well, I mean, people were generally pretty nice to me, but I just think if you're an anxious person, it doesn't help like, yeah, having more people looking at you all the time. So I think that was something to sort of navigate a little bit. Um, but then it all worked out because after that show ended, I took a big break and I didn't, um, act anymore.

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1584.965 - 1586.987 Russell Howard

I didn't think that's what I wanted to do anymore. Really?

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1587.067 - 1590.332 Sean Hayes

So was that, was that a conscious decision? You were like, hang on a second. I need to.

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1590.452 - 1590.752 Russell Howard

Yeah.

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1591.013 - 1591.794 Sean Hayes

Yeah. No way.

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1592.254 - 1592.475 Russell Howard

Yeah.

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1592.795 - 1594.057 Sean Hayes

And where did you think you were going to go?

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1595.204 - 1603.527 Russell Howard

Well, I thought I was going to go back to – or go to school because I hadn't gone to school. Because I graduated early from high school because I was on the Mickey Mouse Club.

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1603.587 - 1604.227 Margo Martindale

Oh, okay, okay.

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1604.367 - 1616.091 Russell Howard

Yeah. Because when you're on the Mickey Mouse Club, like if you're a kid, you're tutored on set so you can finish as quickly as you can. Same with Mr. Bateman. Yeah, we know about that.

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1616.111 - 1620.173 Sean Hayes

Sometimes they have buses to do that too.

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1621.053 - 1636.341 JB

And then – but so – God. Most kids, me, part of it, like as soon as the kid show is done, there's a panic like, okay, what's the next show going to be like? What's my career going to be now that I'm kind of like almost an adult?

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1636.682 - 1636.962 Margo Martindale

Yeah.

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1637.002 - 1649.75 JB

And you're dying to get another job and get back into that television series cocoon, you know, the safety of employment. You were the opposite. You were like, not only do I not want to work, I don't even know if I want to do this occupation anymore. Yeah.

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1649.915 - 1675.407 Russell Howard

Yeah, so doing that show, that was back in the old days when we would do 22 episodes. Now, you know, the nature of television tends to be like eight or 13 episodes, but we were still doing network, 22 episodes. Especially back then, we were working, because Matt Reeves was one of our first directors and set up the show, we were shooting it like film. We were shooting on film in the beginning.

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1675.427 - 1699.434 Russell Howard

Really? Yeah. Shooting on film? Yeah. We were working 18-hour days, five days a week. So my Friday as a 21-year-old would end about 5 in the morning, and then I would start again at 5 on Monday. Wow. I loved that job, and it was great, and I'm so thankful. I'm still really close with a few of those people. But in many ways, it was life-arresting.

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1699.574 - 1726.822 Russell Howard

Like, I wanted to, you know, be with girlfriends and, you know, whatever, kiss boys, or, you know, like, do simple, stupid things that I knew I was sort of missing. So when it ended... I had no time to spend any money or do any of that. So I took the money I had saved and rented this amazing apartment, one bedroom apartment in the village, which was really great still back then.

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1727.603 - 1737.466 Russell Howard

And I had no furniture. I moved to New York with two giant boxes of books. I got mattresses. I put them on the floor and I did all those things I wanted to do. I had to...

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1738.446 - 1766.706 Russell Howard

really great girlfriends there and we would go out dancing and get drunk and like walk home drunk in the snow and we would watch The Bachelorette and eat shitty food and like I mean it was it was everything I wanted it to be and I got to just fucking be a kid and yeah that's great and I think that's what I wanted did you end up going to school uh I didn't so I thought that's what I was gonna do and that's probably what I should have done I still think about it um but I think I just sort of

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1767.446 - 1793.087 Russell Howard

did it myself. Like I just read what I wanted to read about and, and took all that time off. I took, I think a couple of years and then just slowly started inching my way back in. You know, I took a job where I wasn't the lead. I took, I was like a part of a family. And actually we shot in London with Mike Binder and I was just a part of these sisters and Joan Allen was the lead.

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1793.688 - 1796.07 Sean Hayes

And I was like, was that the upside of anger?

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1796.801 - 1810.913 Russell Howard

Yeah. And I was like, you know, she's cool and smart and classy. And if I can watch her, if she's managing her life okay, you know, maybe it's possible. And she was. And so then I slowly dipped back in.

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1810.933 - 1814.877 JB

She stuck with it. What was the other industry that you were thinking about maybe going into? Yeah.

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1815.365 - 1833.218 Russell Howard

Oh, God, I don't know. I think I just wanted to learn. I think I wanted to just go to school. I think I'm interested in every—I feel like I could do lots of things. Right. You know, I'm curious, you know, but I'm generally agreeable. You know, I'm curious about a lot.

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1833.729 - 1841.551 JB

But you didn't like start like one particular career that you were thinking maybe I want to kind of go in and then like that was kind of like, yeah, it's not that great. And then you went back to acting.

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1841.992 - 1842.692 Will Arnett

No, I didn't.

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1842.952 - 1845.092 JB

Yeah. So you didn't really started anything.

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1845.293 - 1862.478 Sean Hayes

Okay. No, I didn't. You didn't get into like microplastics or anything. That's a big industry apparently. It's a growth industry. It's everywhere. Yeah, it's a growth industry. Wait, Carrie, this is kind of to Carrie and JB because I'm always interested, curious about people who start performing when they're younger and are able to sustain it.

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1863.178 - 1881.27 Sean Hayes

When you were doing Mickey Mouse Club or JB, you were on various shows when you were a kid. Were you cognizant of, and did people talk amongst you and your peers and your friends and your families like, hey, how can we make the jump to adult actors? Yeah, how conscious were you?

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1881.49 - 1891.157 Sean Hayes

How conscious were you that there's a sort of a bar there, that there's a separation between being a kid actor and then making it a life and a career? Were you aware of that?

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1892.742 - 1894.082 Russell Howard

I wasn't. Were you?

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1894.723 - 1917.228 JB

Yeah, I was scared shitless of that transition. Yeah. Yeah. I thought no one's going to, you know, you're a kid actor. So why would anybody want to see you do adult acting when you're an adult? Like you got to start over. You know, there's not going to be an easy transition. And it wasn't. There was all through my 20s was just a barren waste field.

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1917.268 - 1919.229 Sean Hayes

And that's why you shaved your pubes till you were 22, right?

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1929.477 - 1930.878 Scott

And I did for different reasons.

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1931.158 - 1933.539 Will Arnett

Yeah. Feels nice.

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1936.5 - 1945.965 Jason Bateman

Guys, I can still play young. Hey, it's me, JB. Check it out. I don't even have a puke. Check it out. Oh, my God.

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1948.106 - 1953.409 Sean Hayes

That is really funny. Wait, so Gary, so you go, you do.

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1953.609 - 1972.999 Russell Howard

Wait, wait, Jason, wait. Have you read, because I actually, speaking of the creepy kid actors, which by the way, all kid actors, the whole thing is so creepy. But there's this amazing book that someone gave me, which I loved. Are you familiar with Sarah Pauly at all?

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1973.559 - 1975.12 JB

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

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1975.62 - 1998.253 Russell Howard

Now she's a director, but, you know, kid actor. She wrote this book called Run Towards the Danger, which is a collection of stories. And it's sort of unraveling her time and the kind of understanding what that was all like. Of being a kid actor. Yeah. And a lot of other things.

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1998.313 - 2011.6 Russell Howard

But I do think it affects you and speaks probably to a little bit of what Will is saying, like what he's seeing as like work ethic. But I just think when you're a kid actor, you know, you have to show up.

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2012.16 - 2012.44 Margo Martindale

Right.

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2012.52 - 2019.304 Russell Howard

You're not allowed to have the flu. Right. You're not allowed to... Yeah. You fucking show up and you do it and you, you know, you don't complain.

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2019.324 - 2021.365 JB

You don't go... You've got all this adult responsibility.

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2021.445 - 2022.685 Russell Howard

Yeah. You're adultified. So...

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2023.886 - 2024.386 Will Arnett

You are.

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2024.406 - 2041.13 Sean Hayes

JB taught me a lot of... This is truly... And I've mentioned this a couple times. Early on, we were doing Arrested Development. In the first season, at one point, I got to the point, it didn't take long, where I was like, hey, what time were you rapping today? Like, you know, I got in early in the day. I'm thinking, like, what time am I out of here?

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2041.65 - 2065.5 Sean Hayes

And Jason turns to me and goes, we got you for the whole day, right? LAUGHTER And it really, as funny as it was, the timing of it was perfect. His delivery was amazingly shitty, and it was perfect and hilarious, and it broke me. But also the truth of it was, yeah, man, you're here to do a thing, and you've got this... Yeah, you're doing the thing you wanted to do.

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2065.88 - 2085.198 Sean Hayes

And it really, honestly, I never forgot it, and I carried it with me for the rest of my life. And to this day, my working career, which is like, I'm there to do the thing that I got to do not to fucking get out. And I feel equally pissed off when I feel like, yeah, I feel equally pissed off with people when they're like trying to get out. And I'm like, fuck you, dude. Yeah, yeah.

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2085.218 - 2086.259 Unknown Guest

That's what you signed up for.

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2086.279 - 2086.68 Sean Hayes

Yeah.

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2088.502 - 2093.867 Unknown Guest

We'll be right back. All right, back to the show.

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2096.385 - 2117.69 Scott

So Carrie, about the anxiety thing, because I have a little bit of that too. I'm much better at it, at dealing with it. But how do you deal with it? Okay. I mean, sometimes these guys know it comes up quite often. But how do you deal with it? Like, do you have tools that you good, your go-to tools?

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2119.952 - 2135.96 Russell Howard

I wake up in the morning and I do something immediately. You know, I do hopefully like something outside, even if it's cold, some kind of physical activity really helps me. Even if I'm, you know, sometimes it just overtakes and you're like, fuck it, here I am. You know what really helped me?

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2137.06 - 2158.865 Russell Howard

One of the first times, this is absolutely true, right at the beginning of Felicity Times, before I had ever had to do any of that stuff, I had to go on a talk show. My first talk show was, Rosie O'Donnell had a talk show back then. I think it was like a daytime talk show. Yeah, it was. I had never done anything like that. I kind of am a nervous person in that situation anyway. Oh, wow.

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2159.765 - 2160.886 JB

That's horror for me.

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2160.926 - 2179.233 Russell Howard

And it's like, it's a lot of energy coming toward you and the stage and all the people and blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah. I got back there and the stage manager is like, come over here, come over here. And I was like, uh-oh, uh-oh, it's overtaking me. Here it comes. And the stage manager must have told Rosie O'Donnell, who was so lovely, like she's nervous.

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2179.253 - 2194.242 Russell Howard

So she came back and was like, hey, are you nervous? And I was like, oh, no, no. And so I went out. This is really absolutely true. I went out. She was being completely nice. But as I was answering questions going, yes, I'm from Colorado, a tear rolled.

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2196.223 - 2197.643 Scott

No way, no way.

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2197.683 - 2220.03 Russell Howard

I watched the interview. I'm smiling, and I just gently wipe it away. I'm from Colorado. I'm having a full panic. I go back to the hotel, which was, you know, they flew you to New York and did the whole thing. And I locked myself in the bathroom, and I was just mortified that I had done such a bad job and was so embarrassed. Wow. and beating up on myself.

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2220.23 - 2244.871 Russell Howard

And my awesome friend, Canadian friend, Will Arnett would love, we had gone out for drinks after or like maybe the next day. And I remember Alana said, I said, oh my God, I did such a bad job on this thing. You know, I was so bad. And she said, you know who I just saw on David Letterman? Kim Basinger was on David Letterman. And she was so nervous.

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2244.991 - 2264.086 Russell Howard

And I remember I liked her so much because I thought I would be nervous on that thing, too. It's very real. It made me, like, stop hating the nervousness about myself so much. And I went, I'm nervous. Like, what are you going to fucking do? Yeah. And people who are like so – no offense to everyone who's so funny and – but, you know, because you guys are all so good at it.

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2264.547 - 2270.071 Russell Howard

You guys are so good at it. But not everyone is so good at all this.

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2270.091 - 2287.847 JB

But the dirty little secret is that even the flashy sort of funny sort of I don't seem very nervous person is petrified underneath. They just have this flashy coping skill that is basically – Acting, they're just able to act twice, right?

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2287.927 - 2291.81 Sean Hayes

Yeah. You don't know what I'm thinking.

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2291.91 - 2294.712 Russell Howard

Will, you are very easy though in front of people.

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2294.812 - 2299.175 JB

You are very- He is, but he's a fucking mess inside.

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2299.195 - 2302.177 Margo Martindale

He is a mess. He is a mess, obviously.

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2302.237 - 2322.103 JB

Just like I am a fucking disaster inside, and so is Sean. We're fucking nut jobs. We're all crazy. Crazy. And you just figure out different ways to fake it. And then you get comfortable with that, and it kind of becomes a part of your personality too. Like, oh, this little suit that I put on to kind of deal with it is also just kind of me too.

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2322.123 - 2336.654 Sean Hayes

Well, I'll get real with you. So my version... through a lot of kind of work and exploration over the last few months, this is totally honest, is I first went away to boarding school when I was 12.

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2337.014 - 2340.116 Russell Howard

I didn't know that. Wait, where did you go?

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2340.377 - 2345.801 Sean Hayes

I went to all boys, up in Canada, and I went to all boys boarding school. I'm not going to give them the benefit of telling you.

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2345.821 - 2347.483 Russell Howard

Okay, but like what area, sorry, where in?

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2347.543 - 2348.063 Sean Hayes

North of Toronto. Oh.

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2349.601 - 2351.384 Russell Howard

Like up by Muskoka?

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2351.444 - 2352.965 Sean Hayes

Yeah, a little east of Muskoka.

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2353.005 - 2353.486 Russell Howard

Okay, okay.

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2353.526 - 2375.137 Sean Hayes

North of Peterborough, Ontario. That's them to come pick you up again, right? Yeah, but south of Fenland Falls. Oh, right on. So you could just narrow it down, eh? Like right near Stoney Lake, but I'm not going to say where, eh? So there you are. So there I is, age 12. And I think that one of the things— I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah.

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2375.397 - 2383.326 Sean Hayes

And one of the things about that is when you're that young, I can't imagine my sending— Can you imagine? No, I can't.

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2384.006 - 2386.27 Will Arnett

Or seven when they go? Seven?

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2386.35 - 2398.783 Sean Hayes

Well, my roommate, first year, when I was seventh grade and I was 12, my first roommate, he had just come from England, and he had been at boarding school since he was seven. So he'd been there for five years.

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2399.343 - 2404.705 Russell Howard

I mean, I know it's a way of life, but can you imagine? Yeah. Sending your kids?

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2404.825 - 2430.625 Sean Hayes

And he was very, and by the way, he was a very sort of troubled kid, and I felt badly for him. But my point was, at that age, and I don't know if it's dissimilar from... you know, being out on your own and working at that time. I learned how to cope with being, you know, with not having my mom and dad around and how to manage, certainly in a situation with other, basically other boys my age.

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2430.665 - 2450.256 Sean Hayes

You know, there's a lot going on. It's kind of very Lord of the Flies-y in a lot of ways. Not that bad, but... You know what I mean? I do, yeah. And so I think that that skill or whatever that thing that I put up, I carry over into my life. Yeah. I think that's what it is. I do. I've sort of been spending a lot of time breaking that down this summer, which has been interesting.

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2450.276 - 2475.287 Sean Hayes

Well, whatever it is, I like it. I like it too. I stayed vague enough that I didn't start crying. That's after the show. So, Carrie, so you do all that, and you think you're going to quit, and you think you're going to do it, and then you go, because you have, not only do you carry over from, excuse the pun, from being a child actor to then having success in your 20s,

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2476.368 - 2497.517 Sean Hayes

But then you decide that you're going to maybe shift gears or not do it anymore or whatever or go to school or try something else. And then you end up having a third act, which you're in right now really successfully, which is you start doing a bunch of films and you have two really successful television shows. It's really unusual to be able to sort of carry that on in all these ways.

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2497.537 - 2517.073 Sean Hayes

And I would say that you two, I pointed to Jason and Kerry, you guys are very unique in that way, that you've managed to carry that on. Yeah. What was the thing where you went like, okay, now I'm in gear. I want to start doing more and kind of jump. What was, was there a job? Was there a particular thing that kind of fired you up? Yeah.

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2517.472 - 2538.905 Russell Howard

Well, The Americans was just a... The writing was so... I have to say, even in the beginning, it was a slow burn. It was, you know, I really think the show became good about episode five in the first season. And then it started becoming this other thing, which was really this dark... kind of unravel of a marriage.

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2538.945 - 2544.666 Russell Howard

And I always thought the spy stuff was just a way to push and pull the marriage, like sleeping with other people.

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2545.026 - 2551.148 Sean Hayes

So when you went into it, then you were thinking you were going, hey, we're going over here. And you ended up kind of going over here. Is that what?

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2551.248 - 2566.355 Russell Howard

Yeah, I didn't know. I was like, first of all, why do you want me like to play this like tough Russian spy? What? Don't you want like Rocky's wife, that like lady with the short blonde hair? Yeah. I'm like, me? What the fuck? I was like, oh, God. That's hysterical.

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2567.275 - 2575.2 Sean Hayes

But she's not available? I'm getting drunk with my friends walking in the snow. What do you want me?

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2575.22 - 2576.461 Will Arnett

I don't want fucking this shit.

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2576.661 - 2581.224 Sean Hayes

I'm still hung up on that image of you and your friends drunkenly walking down 7th Avenue.

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2581.424 - 2605.479 Russell Howard

It saved my life. It really did. So that was just lucky. Total luck just getting to do that show and then meeting Matthew and all of that. That was just good writing. So fun to be a part of something that was well-received. And then I took another long break. I feel like... That's what keeps me in it is I go in and out.

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2605.519 - 2610.863 Russell Howard

I take little pockets where then I'm just home doing laundry and, you know, seeing my friends and taking the kids to school.

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2610.883 - 2612.024 Sean Hayes

After the Americans you do.

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2612.104 - 2612.744 Russell Howard

After the Americans.

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2612.764 - 2614.866 Sean Hayes

And it's on the Americans that you met Matthew.

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2615.386 - 2616.887 Russell Howard

Matthew, mm-hmm.

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2617.448 - 2631.879 Sean Hayes

And the great Matthew Reese who we've had on the program who is just an absolute delight. Yeah, love. Love that guy. He is. I love Matthew. So cool. I just, I always just, I just love seeing his face. I love hanging out with him. I had a nice lunch with him about a year ago. Oh, you did?

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2632.119 - 2633.7 Russell Howard

With Chris Dickey.

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2633.74 - 2635.421 Sean Hayes

With our mutual friend Chris Dickey. Yes.

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2636.222 - 2637.703 Russell Howard

Who's equally as great.

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2637.863 - 2639.784 Sean Hayes

Oh, my God. Who's equally as delightful.

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2639.864 - 2641.065 Will Arnett

Oh, my God. Delightful.

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2641.085 - 2653.614 Sean Hayes

Yeah. And that was a lot of fun. And so you meet Matthew and you guys are on the show together. And then, of course, it makes sense. And you guys, it makes sense to me, by the way.

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2653.634 - 2656.436 Russell Howard

Yeah, he's great. He is really, really great.

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2656.456 - 2659.538 JB

You guys had never met before the show?

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2660.069 - 2665.115 Russell Howard

We had met, which he reminded me about, which I don't know if he told you guys on the show.

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2665.235 - 2667.217 Sean Hayes

I think I remember this.

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2667.598 - 2687.997 Russell Howard

Yeah. We had gone to fight training or something in the first week. Well, you know, we screen tested everything, blah, blah, blah, did the fight training. And so I'd known him just like that, you know. And then we were having lunch after doing some kind of crazy fight training. And he said, we've met before. And I said, no. Yeah, I remember this. Yeah, we have.

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2688.577 - 2710.674 Russell Howard

And he said, we, you know, we were at that kickball party in Rustic Canyon. Yes. We were the last people at the barbecue or whatever. And I was trying to get you to stay. And so I was trying to open a beer without a beer. He tried to do it with his thumb. And I knew exactly. I said, oh, my God. God, of course I remember you left a drunk message on my machine. And I was moving to New York that day.

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2710.794 - 2716.557 Russell Howard

And so it had been 10 years had passed. And then, yeah, and then game was on.

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2716.577 - 2726.541 Sean Hayes

Isn't that so crazy? Well, so Sean, don't feel so bad that she didn't remember seeing you in the garden of the acting teacher. She didn't remember meeting her husband. Yeah, that's fine. I get it. I get it. I get it.

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2726.581 - 2735.369 Scott

I have one of those faces. But I love a good love story. So to the extent you feel comfortable, what changed from the, you know, when you try to open the beer for you?

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2735.389 - 2742.735 Sean Hayes

You had the kickball party. And you didn't clock. Do you do a lot of other hipster stuff at parties, like playing kickball that are like ironic games?

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2742.976 - 2748.641 Scott

No, but like what changed for you 10 years later that didn't spark for you the first time?

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2749.776 - 2753.481 Russell Howard

Who knows, Sean? Okay, I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. No, you don't have to answer.

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2753.501 - 2755.864 JB

It's probably a haircut. Matthew had his haircut better.

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2756.325 - 2787.663 Russell Howard

Number one, you know, I don't ever want to go back to my 20s. I'm not saying... There are certain things about our bodies now as they're aging, but I like who I am so much more now. I look at my girlfriends, I think they are so beautiful now. I don't ever want to go back to 20s. I love our age now. And I think in our 30s or when I met him again,

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2788.143 - 2798.768 Russell Howard

which would have been in my mid-30s or about then, I just was a different person. You know what I mean? I was... And I wanted something different.

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2798.889 - 2823.32 Sean Hayes

I also think that, Carrie, and this is a compliment to you, Carrie, which is that you probably don't remember because you're such an authentic person. And I don't think that, like... I think you'd remember somebody if you actually had a real conversation, you really connected in that way. You're not distracted by shiny moving objects at all. You're really a real person. Go ahead, Sean.

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2823.74 - 2829.142 Scott

No, I'm distracted by shiny objects. Anything with frosting on it. Oh, my God.

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2829.702 - 2857.752 Sean Hayes

shiny pretty things are nice too right but Mission Impossible incredible I'm a big popcorn movie guy did the mission sorry did any of those awesome death did the mission end up being possible because they didn't do it right so I think well you never knew what the rabbit's foot was you never knew what the rabbit's foot was no but I kind of want to like I want to be like well turned out it was it's kind of like never ending story did the movie end it sure did it sure did don't hold your arms yeah so I mean class action lawsuit much I mean

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2859.891 - 2868.68 Scott

But I loved that. And then when it was revealed that it was you in Star Wars, I mean, I was blown away. Like, that was the coolest thing.

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2868.7 - 2870.882 Sean Hayes

Oh, fuck you, Reno. Sorry, Carrie. No, I love it.

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2871.122 - 2882.032 Scott

Go. I mean, I was watching it, and even Scotty and I were like, who is this? I recognize your voice, but I couldn't, because we didn't see your face. I was like... Did you ever reveal yourself? I don't think you did.

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2882.132 - 2900.902 Russell Howard

Well, JJ never wanted me to reveal my face. I never wanted to reveal the face. And then at a certain point, I think it was the studio or someone said, you have to show her face. And JJ was like, no, it's my whole idea. It's like, it was like that girl. There was some cartoon with a girl on a motorcycle from when he was a kid who always had a helmet on.

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2901.642 - 2908.686 Russell Howard

And then he was like, well, what if we just show her eyes? And so that was, but I think they wanted me to take the helmet off and

0
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2908.806 - 2913.007 Sean Hayes

The studio was like, yeah, we got Keri Russell. We're not going to not reveal her. Yeah, yeah.

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2913.307 - 2915.887 Scott

But it was such a kick-ass, amazing character.

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2916.047 - 2936.96 Sean Hayes

It was so fucking cool. Just knowing, Sean, that she was from Endalore, I mean, that must have been for you, right? Knowing how many moons it was away. It was incredible. From Tatooine, you must have been just freaking out. I mean, as an adult, paying attention to a kid's story must have been so cool for you. I love this. I love this.

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2937.04 - 2942.423 Scott

And then, I haven't seen Cocaine Bear and I really, really want to see it, but I heard it's great and it's been out for a while.

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2942.443 - 2958.803 Russell Howard

It's so stupid and crazy and nuts and Margo Martindale is... I mean, you guys, what she did, it's ridiculous and wild, and it was just an antidote to COVID and everyone being stuck in their houses.

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2959.004 - 2962.707 JB

And the great Liz Banks. And our friend Liz Banks. We love Banks.

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2962.767 - 2963.027 Russell Howard

Banks.

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2963.347 - 2965.729 JB

You guys were in Ireland, I want to say?

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2965.77 - 2990.307 Russell Howard

Yeah, she just called me. She was pitching me this completely other... legit serious really good idea for this limited series and um you know we're just on with these writers and having these serious conversations and then text me the next day just says hey um or i've got this do you I'm talking this crazy movie called Cocaine Bear. Do you want to read it? I was like, sure.

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2991.007 - 3004.095 Russell Howard

And I told my girlfriends, I have these few girlfriends in New York here, and I was up in the mountains with them. And they said, I told them, I pitched them the idea for the story. And they said, if you don't do that movie, we're not going to be friends with you anymore.

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3004.375 - 3006.075 Scott

Wow. Ah, really?

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3006.095 - 3018.478 Russell Howard

And it was so fun. Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Margo Martindale, and I traipsing around Ireland out of control. We were out of control having the time of our lives. Why did you guys shoot in Ireland?

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3019.098 - 3027.18 Russell Howard

Because the COVID numbers were down. Right. And because it's an island, I guess. And because it's a good match for that forest we were looking for.

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3027.751 - 3041.658 Sean Hayes

Margot's one of those people, she's so, um, years ago, uh, she wanted, Krasinski was doing a movie and he wanted her for this before, like, uh, the, the, the Don't Talk movies or whatever, or Quiet. Quiet Place. Quiet Time. Quiet Place.

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3041.698 - 3043.018 JB

No, I think it's Look Who's Talking.

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3043.199 - 3060.788 Sean Hayes

I like Don't Talk. Look Who's Talking. Time Out. Look Who's Talking 2. In Place. And he said, and so I said to Margo, I said, hey, John Krasinski wants to get in touch with you. Is that okay? And so she talked to myself. Then she called me and she goes, I'm going to do this fucking guy. I'm going to do his movie.

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3061.368 - 3076.616 Sean Hayes

It better work out because you better not have fucking put me on with this fucking guy. She literally like... Kind of, like, pseudo-threatened me. And, like, I was like, I just put you in touch with him. It's not my fault. You didn't have to do it. I'm doing it because of you.

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3076.996 - 3085.901 Russell Howard

When I read Cocaine Bear, that next day, she texted me, and it just says Margot, and she says, are you fucking doing this movie? I was like, are you fucking doing this movie?

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3085.921 - 3089.663 Will Arnett

What? I was like, no, I'm definitely doing this movie. Margot's doing it.

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3091.183 - 3111.95 Sean Hayes

One of the hardest laughs I've ever had in my life was doing that series, The Millers, with Margot, and we did this episode. It was this thing where Beau Bridges was doing this, saying this thing, and Margot and I started laughing, and she got me laughing. I couldn't... It's the first time in my life I was like, I don't think I'm going to recover. I don't think we're going to get it.

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3112.51 - 3119.133 Sean Hayes

I don't think I can do this. I think it's a wrap. I have to go. And I couldn't look at her. She had me laughing so hard. She's a delight.

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3119.473 - 3119.973 Russell Howard

She's a delight.

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3120.595 - 3124.014 Scott

Kara, what are you excited about that's coming up other than the diplomat? What are you going to do the rest of the day?

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3136.181 - 3137.042 Will Arnett

God, you're so cool.

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3137.402 - 3145.768 Russell Howard

I'm going to—we made our first—it's kind of chilly here in New York this morning, right? Yes. So, we made our first fire, and it was nice.

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3146.428 - 3156.88 Sean Hayes

And you don't even have a fireplace. Yeah. No, sorry. Yeah. That's great. That's fun. What a fun day. So the rest of the day is going to be kind of cozy.

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3156.92 - 3164.185 Russell Howard

My kids start school for the first day tomorrow, so I'm going to make a nice dinner, family dinner, early dinner for everyone, early to bed.

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3164.285 - 3165.586 Margo Martindale

What are you going to make?

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3165.786 - 3169.948 Russell Howard

I'm going to make skirt steak and a bunch of vegetables and rice.

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3171.77 - 3176.917 Scott

Yeah, I love that. By the way, I've never been to Brooklyn. I want to go check it out.

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3177.378 - 3180.663 Russell Howard

We could have you. We could have you. We could have you. There's great restaurants.

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3180.723 - 3183.887 Sean Hayes

Jerry, I'm coming to New York in a couple weeks for real.

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3184.168 - 3185.81 Russell Howard

Will, remember when I ran into you?

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3186.551 - 3187.972 Sean Hayes

Which time? With your car?

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3188.632 - 3190.033 Russell Howard

No, you were shooting something.

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3190.053 - 3192.735 Sean Hayes

Oh, yeah, we were shooting in Brooklyn, and you were coming home, and you were drunk.

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3192.795 - 3196.557 Russell Howard

And I was wandering home drunk, and I was like, well, what's up?

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3196.677 - 3205.323 Sean Hayes

Oh, boy. Dude, I was shooting, and there was a whole, like, the crew were doing, and she— What were you shooting? One of those Ninja Turtle movies.

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3206.731 - 3209.334 JB

She just blew right by the lockup, huh?

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3209.535 - 3223.932 Sean Hayes

I know him. And we were shooting right on the river overlooking the city. And here comes Carrie. And of course, nobody stops her. Nobody on the crew stops her because they're like, oh, it's Carrie Russell. And she just walks through, basically walks through our set. It's like, what's going on?

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3225.213 - 3229.136 Will Arnett

Hammered. Hammered, just walking home. Walking home.

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3229.156 - 3233.178 Sean Hayes

I know. But I was going to say, I'm coming in a couple weeks. Let's have dinner and or lunch, you, me, and Matthew.

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3233.198 - 3235.52 Will Arnett

Can we do it? I would love it. I would love, love, love, love it.

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3235.54 - 3236.541 Sean Hayes

That's fucking done.

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3236.561 - 3236.781 Russell Howard

Yeah.

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3237.522 - 3240.664 Sean Hayes

Oh, God, Carrie. I wish we would just hang out forever.

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3240.684 - 3249.29 Russell Howard

We will. I would love to see you. We have chance encounters from mutual people, satellite people, but I would love to see you. Okay.

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3249.31 - 3256.156 Sean Hayes

Okay. Well, Carrie, you just brightened up our day. It's so great seeing you. It's always a delight.

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3256.636 - 3259.099 Russell Howard

Always a delight. Let's all see each other. Yeah, I would love it.

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3259.119 - 3264.183 Sean Hayes

Let's do it. Say hi to Matthew for us, please. Yeah, please say hi to Matthew. And I'm going to reach out. I'm going to reach out to you in the next couple weeks.

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3264.243 - 3271.27 Russell Howard

Please, please, please. Please do. Please. I won't hesitate. I would love, love, love it. Okay. Bye, guys. Thank you. Bye. Thanks, Carrie. Bye, Stacey. Bye.

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3273.032 - 3275.255 JB

Just a delight. Just a sunny delight.

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3275.515 - 3282.643 Sean Hayes

How cool is she? She's just a Sunday afternoon. She's just drinking a beer and eating some leftover Indian food because she's a little hungover.

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3282.823 - 3285.727 Scott

She seems like one of those people that everybody wants to be friends with.

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3286.824 - 3310.799 Sean Hayes

She's so fun. When we did Running Wild together, she would be—we had so much fun. She's the kind of person doing her off-camera would be throwing shit at me. Like a super easy, fun hang. Really, really fun. Really prepared. Really in it. Really just disciplined and professional, but cool and real. You could laugh with her, and then you could tell her—

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3311.599 - 3321.407 Sean Hayes

You know, she and I both, there were times where we were both going through stuff in our personal lives, and she was such a good friend to me, and we would talk about stuff, and it really, just awesome.

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3321.427 - 3337.2 Scott

I love it. Awesome. And by the way, she drives her entire career. Like, she makes the decisions. Speaking of driving, by the way, I sent you guys a video when we were in New York of an Uber driver. Do you remember that?

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3338.513 - 3339.734 JB

Oh, I do remember this.

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3339.794 - 3359.789 Scott

Remember that? And he was really kind and he was from China. And his real true, this is a true story. His real name is spelled B-A-I-Y-I. And I got in the car and I asked him how you pronounce it and I sent it to you. Wait, wait, spell it again. B-A-I-Y-I. Yeah. B-A-I-Y-I.

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3363.012 - 3364.193 JB

And how would you pronounce that?

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3364.273 - 3372.102 Sean Hayes

And how did he say that he pronounced it? How did he pronounce it? Sean, I'm glad you brought this up. How did he say that he pronounced it?

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3372.182 - 3376.947 Jason Bateman

Bye. Bye. There it was. Bye. Smart. Yes.

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3388.07 - 3396.774 Sean Hayes

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