SmartLess

"Walton Goggins"

15 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Grab your breakfast sushi – it’s Walton Goggins. Seven horses, five camels, two gallons of yak vodka, and an eagle hunter. Plus, imposter syndrome...

"RE-RELEASE: Adam Sandler"

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"The Sandman" a.k.a. the unstoppable legend Adam Sandler, drives a golf-ball right onto the SmartLess fairway and we all take a ride on the cart of li...

"Laura Dern"

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Collapse your stroller: it’s Laura Dern. Sixteen ice cream cones, the hardest acting job of her life, and Nepo Hayes. Save it for the sequel, guys…...

"Noah Hawley"

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a spirulina shake, it’s Noah Hawley. Siberia with family restaurants, pitching the segue, and the Mayor of Childhood. “Family programming… ...

"Benedict Cumberbatch"

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Step into our stretch limousine — it’s Benedict Cumberbatch. Corndogs, Nature vs. Nurture, and [very lightly touching upon] How-To Clean Yourself....

"Claire Danes"

17 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s our start-gift: Claire Danes. Cursed cows, Moroccan cats, a Kentucky Schnoodle, and “very cute dirt.” It’s another episode of ‘How To R...

"RE-RELEASE: Jenny Slate"

13 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our lovely surprise guest Jenny Slate joins from a supply closet to give us the 5-day weather outlook, the difference between drop and dropper, texts ...

"Tom Freston"

10 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Take the Jimmy Jet to Timbuktu: it’s Tom Freston. No experience in television, selling toilet paper, various red-light districts, and a Bob Marley r...

INTRODUCING: I Need You Guys with Gabe Liedman, Jenny Slate and Max Silvestri (w/ Sean Hayes)

06 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sean Hayes (from SmartLess, one of our podcast dads) is here! We get into Gleem toothpaste commercials and weird 1-800 hotlines, and give Jenny advice...

"David Duchovny"

03 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ok with the pretzels; it’s David Duchovny. A ship of fools, Dads’ novels, making music, and finalllllly teaching Jason how to read. “I mean, dis...

"Oscar Isaac"

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get your claws out: it’s Oscar Isaac. Memory, dance belts, Travis picking, and the buddy system. The river doesn’t dam itself… on an all-new Sma...

"Edgar Wright"

20 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get the motion-sensors on in here: it’s Edgar Wright. Free ice cream, the dregs of humanity, and a fistful of fingers. Turn on your joke-delivery ma...

"Julia Roberts"

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week it’s one of the greats: Julia Roberts. Selling shoes, love letters, a weatherman on Donahue, and the mystery elves that are insurance. “...

"RE-RELEASE: Paul Thomas Anderson"

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Italian candy expert, amateur filmmaker (and recipient of 11 Academy Awards) Paul Thomas Anderson joins us this week to dig into the businesstry and t...

"Kirsten Dunst"

06 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Wake up with the TV on; it’s Kirsten Dunst. Cheer squad, burger talk, dream work, cake campaigns, and a sign that says “Smile, It’s Showtime.”...

"Michelle Pfeiffer"

29 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Fill the lighter with butane, it’s Michelle Pfeiffer. Honeywagon territory, mildewy screenplays, the trauma of stenography, and cutting Al’s finge...

"Lionel Richie"

22 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If you can believe drummers and motorcycles: it’s Lionel Richie. 12 notes, sleep outs, God’s words, and winning Wimbledon. Fungus is among us… o...

INTRODUCING: We Need A Fourth with Brian Baumgartner, Cooper Manning and Kenny Mayne

16 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Smartless Podfather Will Arnett interviews Brian Baumgartner, Cooper Manning and Kenny Mayne, the hosts of Smartless Media's new comedy golf podcast W...

"Kate McKinnon"

15 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks are doing carpentry— it’s the dulcet tones of Kate McKinnon! ASMR, traffic, chicken juice, and Natalie’s mother’s costume jewelry. This ...

"RE-RELEASE: Kerry Washington"

11 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The incredibly talented actor/producer Kerry Washington joins us this week to give us a safer-sex education. Sean becomes our next Barbara Walters, Wi...

"Mel Robbins"

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mel Robbins joins our friend group as we count 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A Gabor latte, what’s really under the soda can in the green room trash bin, and did t...

"Steve Buscemi"

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re hanging out with Steve Buscemi. The Material, how to come through doors, actor/director catnip, and yoga on the weekends. Wasa, bee? It’s Sm...

"Olivia Colman"

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Congratulations, you won: it’s Olivia Colman. A timely pat on the back, getting slightly better at saying no, and “nice to meet you” (and then y...

"James Gunn"

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s fun with the words… with James Gunn. Super subjects like a Kevin with a hard C, the super-package, and sensitivity as a superpower. Keep your...

"RE-RELEASE: Liam Neeson”

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Avid fly fisherman Liam Neeson brings his very particular set of skills (and his Stanley thermos) to the show this week. To Sean’s dismay, we don’...

"Jason Momoa"

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Put your hands on yourself, it’s Jason Momoa– making his pod-debut. Hot topics across the board on this one, like cute boy haircuts, facial creams...

"Marc Maron"

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Zip your hair on, it’s Marc Maron. The dark side of luxury problems, exciting medical stories, and the gift of yet another microphone. Get duct tape...

“John Mayer LIVE”

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Open up your fortune cookie, it’s John Mayer- LIVE from Los Angeles. Give ‘em the pickle, UTI jokes, and Flecainide as needed; we’re giving Yes-...

"Julia Garner"

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are you still off sugar? It’s our friend Julia Garner. Witch energy, Waymo advocacy, pretending to be good at stuff, and feeling uncomfortable to fe...

"Anthony Mackie"

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week— Mr. Anthony Mackie joins us to discuss little upgrades, crazier crafty, and making a friend of pilates. A couple’a nice seats for a pre...

INTRODUCING: Let’s Talk Off Camera with Kelly Ripa (w/ Colman Domingo)

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Colman Domingo joins Kelly Ripa on her podcast “Let’s Talk Off Camera with Kelly Ripa” to talk about everything from the unbelievably romantic w...

"Graydon Carter"

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Don’t curse - it’s Graydon Carter. Soft Power, subtitles, and a cat teaching itself to read. Meta much? We’re offending somebody. It’s an all-...

"RE-RELEASE: Charlize Theron"

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welkom by ‘n nuwe SmartLess, where Sean makes Sloppy Joes, we all get tattoos, and we finally get to talk golf, tennis, and pickleball with the one...

"Nicholas Hoult"

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Don’t shave your head off! It’s Nicholas Hoult. Doing good work, creating special things, and chasing fame and money like a rabid animal. Your hea...

"Taron Egerton"

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Be sure to shower with extra shampoo; we have Taron Egerton in the house this week. The land of plenty, the middle of nowhere, and how everyone’s ho...

"Stephen Graham"

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Grab your extra-icy Arnold Palmer… it’s Mr. Stephen Graham. Topics may include: Scouse, scavenger hunts, parachute pants, and the risk of pretensi...

"RZA"

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Enter the 36 Chambers but grab your dash candle en route; it’s none other than The RZA. Wu Tang slang, the tongue as the sword, the first NFT, and t...

"RE-RELEASE: Sarah Silverman"

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The pod gets electric when surprise guest Sarah Silverman flies in to shock the guys with her charm, sass, and funny-bone. A stand-up comedian, writer...

"Gordon Ramsay"

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Put your blindfold on, one teaspoon at a time: it’s Gordon Ramsay. Meat and 2 veg, a Trojan mouse, and the soup of the month. Bon appétit dans un t...

"Parker Posey"

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Grow out your summer cut, it’s our steward of the land: Ms. Parker Posey. Storymaking, mime skills, that liminal space, and a little butterfly outsi...

"Shane Gillis"

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pad up your funny bones; it’s Shane Gillis. The ham gene, war history, workouts vs. naps, and serious movies with serious actors. There’s nothin’...

"David Leitch"

19 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Fill up your airbag and lather yourself in fire-gel, it’s David Leitch. We discuss the literal and figurative pratfalls of the industry— cherry pi...

"RE-RELEASE: Tina Fey"

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What can we say about the lovely Tina Fey? The talented actor, writer, creator and producer is granted 1-hour of time from her parole officer / daught...

"Pete Buttigieg"

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Snap a flare off - it’s Mr. Pete Buttigieg. We talk trucks, fish, the WWE, rush-delivery marriage, and a cottage industry of custom homemade nail po...

"Pam Abdy & Mike De Luca"

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We are joined by Pam Abdy and Mike De Luca (Co-Chairs and CEOs of Warner Bros. Motion Picture Group) from not one, but two offices. Air travel protoco...

INTRODUCING: Staying Alive with Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally

29 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Staying Alive, a new comedic health and wellness podcast from Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally, two comedians, best friends, and hosts of TV’s 1...

"Paul Rudd"

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pull out your ham glazing kit, it’s Paul Rudd. Forensics, a death in the audience, and the best WiFi in town. Are they hocks? They can be. It’s an...

"Amy Poehler"

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well, well, well… it’s Amy Poehler. How did you start in comedy? Do you like TV and Movies? Let’s bundle it. Benvenuti… al duecentocinquantesi...

SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this special Monopoly-themed episode of ClueLess, host Elliott Kalan and constant contestant Sean Hayes invite Sean’s husband Scotty Icenogle to ...

"Jeff Goldblum"

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Unhinge your jaw, it’s Jeff Goldblum. Jazz, urgency, true happiness, and ducks going to Moscow. Leave your kids with their helper, they’re good pe...

"RE-RELEASE: Neil deGrasse Tyson"

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guys are surprised by renowned astrophysicist, planetary scientist and author, Neil deGrasse Tyson. Neil teaches the guys about the wonders of the...

Conan O’Brien Wants Jason Bateman to Be His Friend

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jason recently joined Conan on his podcast “Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend” to talk about everything from the intense pressures of child acting to...

"Maria Shriver"

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the first day of your friendship… with Maria Shriver. Topics include: airline food, emotional sobriety, throwing and going, how to stay engag...

"Elton John & Brandi Carlile"

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We surely do believe in angels— it’s Elton John & Brandi Carlile. Teleprompters in therapy, Joni’s living room, and the 250-pound mushroom. No m...

"John Lithgow"

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Every once in a while we class it up over here: John Lithgow. Acting by osmosis, figuring out the funny, a wizard dog, and a witch with a pizza. Excus...

SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of ClueLess, host Elliott Kalan and constant contestant Sean Hayes invite Sean’s good friend Jeff Max to hit the gym for Word Workou...

"Adam Scott"

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Oh My Goodness: it’s Adam Scott. Black-out curtains, a ’68 Rambler, homonymous encounters, and “what is it about your wife that drives you crazy...

"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As John Mulaney always says: “sugar goes into this body.” This week’s guest gets deep about his former tag crew, hypnotism, and proper swaddle t...

"Millie Bobby Brown"

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone’s turning 21 this week with Millie Bobby Brown. Accentgate, a cautionary tale, exposed bacteria ports, and Dads. Coyotes are terrified of d...

"Jelly Roll"

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mama didn’t raise no fool this week, folks; it’s Jelly Roll. Incarceration, the need to write music, and the Nobody Cries Alone Policy. Put on you...

"Bill Burr"

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a point of contention already… with our guest Bill Burr. A soliloquy, much needed advice to plumbers, and underground hockey conspiracy theor...

"Mark Hamill"

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Grab your power converters, it’s our national treasure, Mr. Mark Hamill. Spices in space, body-part autographs, time machines, and Scotty’s first ...

"RE-RELEASE: Ricky Gervais"

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

His name is Ricky Gervais. He likes a crisp IPA, a ripe international spy thriller, and he also happens to care deeply about humanity. Welcome to anot...

"Bill Gates"

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Open the Windows, let’s be BASIC, but don’t XP your pants… it’s the one and only Bill Gates. Pointing, clicking, The Golden Rule, and the dang...

"Ariana Grande"

03 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're having tea with the dames in heaven: it's Ariana Grande. Moon masks, singing on the treadmill, a wicked slumber, and an insane journey with musi...

"Jesse Eisenberg"

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Now there’s a nice fella; it’s Jesse Eisenberg. We talk ‘businesstry’ and beyond: the secret to slapping, magic, anthropology, social networks...

"Tig Notaro"

20 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ladies and gents, it’s our pal Tig Notaro. Party bits, dabbling for decades, a lesbian flying a helicopter, and a dream come true. Pop on your eagle...

"Peter Berg"

13 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Put down the sugar– we have the wonderful Peter Berg. A rash, a seething ball of confusion and rage, and a love for the game. Happy New Year, Listen...

"RE-RELEASE: Selena Gomez"

09 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gather ‘round listener, it’s Selena Gomez! We talk Craigslist, a hot Barney, and blissful ignorance. Practice your mirror-face; it’s an all-new ...

"Jason Blum"

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Jason Blum finally attains the golden chalice. A babbling brook, a flash of brilliance, and a commercial/residential electrician. “You can swall...

"Luis Elizondo"

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Come fly away with us, it’s Luis Elizondo – former Director of the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program. Tin foil hats, muddy bootprin...

"Holiday Bonus"

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's a holiday miracle! We love you, listener. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early.&...

"Kieran Culkin"

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Let it cascade; it’s Kieran Culkin. Acting, not-acting, Jazz, meat, and no hobbies. All this could be yours. Welcome to SmartLess. Subscribe to Siri...

"Denis Villeneuve"

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Life is in session right now, with Denis Villeneuve. Twilight anesthesia, addiction to power, teenage dreams… and Paddles still makes it to dinner. ...

"RE-RELEASE: Maya Rudolph"

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Superhero Maya Rudolph skydives in for some cork-popping fun on another juicy episode of the pod. Songs are sung, stories are told, and Maya educates ...

"Daniel Craig"

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lay out your reefer jacket and matching trousers, we have a Commander in the Royal Navy a.k.a. Mr. Daniel Craig giving orders this week. We examine se...

"Zoe Saldaña"

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Escape [room] with us and our Triple-A, Zoe Saldaña. The Universal Language, Scientists, Animals & Children, The Volume, and gelato every day. To you...

"Jim Gaffigan"

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ladies and gents, it’s Jim Gaffigan the clapping sea lion! 200 commercials, 11 specials, 5 children, and a bunch of bottles o’ bourbon. “Did the...

SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 101 - It’s A Numbers Game

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On the debut episode of ClueLess, host Elliott Kalan and constant contestant Sean Hayes welcome Sean’s SmartLess pals Will and Jason to play a round...

"Hugh Grant"

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Hugh Grant joins us pre-coffee and commando. Diplomacy, an evil Champagne Baron, the Shanks, Greed & Laziness, and the very slippery slope ...

"RE-RELEASE: Don Cheadle"

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Watch out, folks— it’s Don Cheadle, a.k.a. “Donchalant.” What is Jazz? Did Don have a good slumber last night? Get ready for some hard-hitters...

"Jude Law"

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Jude… Law. Make room for a new best friend this week, as we have a run in with the Law. Aliens, storytelling, separating the jaw, and a 3 job of...

"Alicia Keys"

04 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Listener, if you please: it’s Alicia Keys. Stride piano, a concrete jungle, the audacity to write a song, a double negative, and a double positive. ...

"Keri Russell"

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We chop some pillows with one of our favorite humans: Ms. Keri Russell. M is for Monday, The Mickey Mouse Club, microplastics, and Margo Martindale. G...

Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Introducing the new host of Bad Dates, Joel Kim Booster! Each week, Joel's funniest friends will share their stories of where romance goes to die. New...

"Governor Tim Walz"

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week: the incredible Governor Tim Walz, candidate for Vice President of the USA. We run the gamut with the Governor: from runs, cars, and maps to...

"Sacha Baron Cohen"

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Get a haircut; it’s Sacha Baron Cohen. Feeding sharks, clown school, Section 230, and a bomb-proof amplifier. What do you think your face is doing r...

YOUR NEW FAVORITE SOCCER SHOW: GoalLess with Russell Howard and Chris Wittyngham

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

GoalLess is a podcast that highlights the passion, personalities, and pitch drama that make soccer beautiful... and hilarious. Hosted by comedian and...

"Gillian Anderson"

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s episode of Farm Camp: Gillian Anderson! Chicago, computers, industrial films, pornography, and evolution. Do you believe in aliens? I...

"Laura Linney"

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s our bestie Laura Linney, here to collab on a brand new t-shirt idea. We discuss a cleaned-up chicken coop, a whole new winter wardrobe, and how...

Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson Talk to Will Arnett About Imposter Syndrome

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Will joined Ted and Woody on their new podcast “Where Everybody Knows Your Name with Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson (sometimes)” to give them advi...

"James McAvoy"

23 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Let us introduce you to our newest friend Jimmy Flau,  a.k.a. James McAvoy. Come along for the orange of performance art, a wanker gym over there, an...

"Howard Stern LIVE"

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our white whale Mr. Howard Stern joins us LIVE in The Hamptons. An amuse-bouche, a sit-down-Jimmy, two glass eyes, and the loss of all inhibition. How...

"Ted Danson"

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

No stranger to having a laugh: Mr. Ted Danson joins us for chili… and the silliness of men. Psoriasis commercials, AP English, the Berlin Wall, and ...

"Michael Keaton"

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

"Forget about that whole authentic thing," it’s Michael Keaton. The practicality of a Ferrari, puppets, good fortune, and an obscure movie about a b...

"Jared Leto"

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Jared Leto’s first podcast. We free dive into the unknown, exploring fundamentals like brotherhood, the great caves, a bone epidemic, and...

"Rashida Jones"

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Rashida Jones joins us this week, donning her dad’s pink headphones. Agenda items include: the massage bus, a tanning booth, dreams of litigation, a...

"Nikki Glaser"

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Nikki Glaser and she’s here to stay. Roasts, recycled jokes, existential dread, anonymity, goal lists, and Dave Matthews. “Did you touch my...

"Vince Vaughn"

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week: the guy behind the guy, Mr. Vince Vaughn. We deep-dive on a bevy of topics, from respecting the ocean to marrying your mother, vintage roll...

"Lisa Kudrow"

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Biology major Lisa Kudrow is here to teach. We dive into the deep end: getting fired, getting fired-up, cluster headaches, putting hands on, and Sean’...