Mama didn’t raise no fool this week, folks; it’s Jelly Roll. Incarceration, the need to write music, and the Nobody Cries Alone Policy. Put on your shower-shoes and go for the heat package… it’s an all-new SmartLess. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Chapter 1: How does the SmartLess podcast open with humor?
Hey, guys, do you mind if I count down my cold open to you? Ready? Three, two, one.
Let's have the one be silent so that we don't hear it on the board.
Yeah, yeah. So hang on, hang on, hang on. Wait, wait, let's be, let's be, so you're just going to go three, two, one, welcome to the Smart List or whatever, but you're going to say the one or the one's silent?
No, I'm going to say, I'm going to, the one's going to be silent.
Can you start at five just to give me more?
Yeah. Ready? New Smart List episode in five, four, three, two, one.
Hey guys, what's going on?
No, welcome to Smart List is what you say. Welcome to Smart List. Welcome to Smart List. Welcome to Smart List.
Jay, why the layers? It's just freezing. Yeah. Is it?
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Chapter 2: Why do the hosts discuss shower shoes and cleanliness?
Can I just say, and I just want to say this, and I'm going to put it in terms that Sean can understand. Hashtag relatable, Jason. You fucking, so you don't blow your nose. You don't walk with your feet. Do you understand how much... And I'm wearing a cashmere robe right now. And you're wearing a cashmere robe? Nobody can relate to you.
And my nards are in a hot cloth pocket. Nobody can...
relate to you at all. Jason, what's your monthly cable bill?
$250 probably.
Probably. You don't know. It kills me. It kills me every time.
I want to cut the cord. I hope we have a guest that can talk me through cutting the cord.
No, I tell you what we do. As a tech specialist? We don't have a tech specialist. Although I don't know if... That I don't know. No, we're going to find out. I know some stuff about him and I know some stuff about him that a lot of other people know about him because people know this guy because he is a... Multi-multi-Grammy-nominated singer and performer. Open your eyes, God damn it.
Don't close your eyes when you say that. Multi... I have to because I'm leaning into it. This guy has been at the top. He's been at number one on virtually every Billboard chart, whether it's the all-genre chart, breakout, you know... Jason Momolo. Best country song, no. Best country song performance. He has addressed issues like mental health issues through his music.
He's also testified before Congress to advocate for stricter rules on fentanyl and drugs. He's been such an unbelievable voice of reason in crazy times. He's just an unbelievable talent. And we met him because we introduced him at a concert out on Long Island in our show. You guys, it's nobody other than Jelly Roll.
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