As John Mulaney always says: “sugar goes into this body.” This week’s guest gets deep about his former tag crew, hypnotism, and proper swaddle technique. Plus Sean pitches a new compost idea.This episode was originally released on 5/16/2022. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Chapter 1: What humorous banter opens the episode?
Well, the fans are filing in here at Smartless Arena, and we're ready for a great game. I think that all the teams today are ready to go, and there's a lot on the line here. So let's see how they do over here on an all-new Smartless. Smart. Listen, I just want to say this, Jay, because I haven't until now.
I think it's so brave for you with your eyewear to go Sally Jessie Raphael because I love the look. For me, I love it.
Sally Jessie would be a red. Yeah, this is a black.
But those do look like the same shape. The same shape. Yeah, they are the same shape.
Wait, am I usually wearing a different pair of glasses?
I don't know, but for some reason today... Those look a little more... They're casting you in a different light. They're casting you in a different role.
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Chapter 2: How does Jason Bateman keep his humor despite COVID?
Well, maybe it's because I'm suffering deeply from COVID.
No.
Maybe that's what you're seeing, Will.
You don't have it.
Why don't you have a little bit more sympathy for me because I'm lousy with COVID? Do you really have it? Yeah, but I didn't cancel today. I'm going to fight through... And I'm going to do a great session. Wait, do you feel like shit? No, I'm on day six. So I'm still testing positive, but the symptoms are all but gone. I don't know if you can... I still sound a little kind of 1993 Sunday morning.
You know, a little backed up, a little schnitzy.
Yeah. So you've had to tough it out there at your house. It's not that tough. I've been very old goose shack.
I'm feeling goose shack. The goose shack. Oh, the goose.
Oh, that's right.
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Chapter 3: What is the comedic take on glory holes?
You were making kids laugh.
That felt good.
Yeah, and you wanted more.
And I was kind of a writer-performer in that I would tell more poorly behaved children what might be a funny thing to do. Right. What if someone threw that out the window right now?
And they would take the bait and you would watch.
Yeah, that'd be pretty crazy if someone just threw their potato battery out the window right now. Right. Yeah. Can you imagine how that'd be crazy? I know you're pretty unstable. You've got a lot going on at home. Maybe you'd be like a king for a day if you did that.
You'd be great in a cult. Do you know that? You'd be great if you worked in a cult.
I think I'd be pretty susceptible. I don't have a lot of cult confidence. I don't know how – I don't know if I'd be the leader. I think I'd be a member, and it'd take me a while. It'd take me a while to see the light.
Are you saying there wasn't a lot of bad behavior when you were a little kid? Because I'm just going through – as soon as you said battery, I had a – horrible memory of me and my friends throwing batteries at stuff. There's more detail to that.
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