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Chapter 1: What are the hosts' opening banter topics?
Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Well, everybody knows what mine is. What is? Favorite candy. Didn't you just say favorite candies? No. Oh, no.
You were just thinking that? Oh, my God. Sean, are you thinking all the time favorite candies? I thought you just said name your favorite candy. No, nobody said favorite candies.
Oh, boy. Welcome to Smartless. Smart. Smart. So, listener, Sean is in England. London, England. And what's, Sean, what you're doing there, this is the Edgar Wright.
This is just a little cameo in the Running Man movie directed by Edgar Wright.
You went to England to record some cameos? Uh-huh. Okay.
Yeah, how much you got? How much you got? Okay.
Hey, it's Sean Hayes. Happy birthday. Gary, congratulations.
Sean, you've negotiated. I had to fly to London. Sean, you've negotiated very nice accommodations for yourself there. Yes, it's wonderful. Thanks for your pictures, yeah. Oh, lovely. So that's at least a one-bedroom suite you've got there for your cameo? Well, we get two bedrooms because there's snoring happening. Oh, so you've come out of pocket is what you're saying.
You're going to spend everything you're making just to keep Scotty out of your bed.
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Chapter 2: Why is Sean Hayes in London?
And I have it on so you can't really talk because all the air is blowing inside of your mouth.
Yeah, you're like in the ER.
Yeah, just like in the ER. And he goes, all right, babe, I love you. Goodnight. And I go, I love you too. You can't take it out of your mouth. I love you too.
But you're now Scotty's real, I mean, you were already his dream guy, but now you're his real, because now you've got a whole sci-fi look to you.
You're scratching every inch of his.
I look like Prometheus, the guy in Prometheus.
So now does that get him excited? Are you guys, are you having an increased physical life or decreased one? No, just the opposite. We're into sort of just like a seasonal touch-up? Yeah, what do you mean? It's like once in the spring, once in the winter, once in the fall. You want to know the rates of their sex life?
I do. I do. Let's do that.
I'm sure our guests will wait.
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