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SmartLess

"RE-RELEASE: Kerry Washington"

11 Sep 2025

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The incredibly talented actor/producer Kerry Washington joins us this week to give us a safer-sex education. Sean becomes our next Barbara Walters, Will makes a promise he’ll never break, while Jason confirms the level of college education in the group… and we’re just a few credits shy, folks. That’s why it’s called SmartLess. Kanpai!This episode was originally released on 8/1/2022. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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2.495 - 29.789 Jason Bateman

Hello, listener. My name is Jason. I will be one of three hosts. I'm an on-time host. You're going to have a couple of tardy hosts joining us soon. If not, you're just going to get me, just a solo episode with me. I hope that's not your future. But until then, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I'm a Capricorn, Sag Moon. I love things sweetened. with anything other than sugar.

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29.809 - 49.832 Jason Bateman

I, uh, I've had addiction issues. Um, I've got a handle on that. I think unless you put something sweetened with sugar in front of me, it's a real trigger situation for me. I just go right down a hillside full of sand. Uh, Oh, just in time. Here are the idiots guys. Welcome to smart list.

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67.092 - 75.253 Sean Hayes

The listener does not know this, but this is our second episode today that we're recording. So what did you guys do in between shows?

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76.456 - 84.055 Jason Bateman

I had a little egg sandwich. I had pasta. That I made myself. Not an egg salad sandwich like Sean would have made.

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84.035 - 88.784 Will Arnett

You had an egg sandwich. Now, what was the bread? Was it actual bread? Not really. What was it?

88.804 - 106.498 Jason Bateman

It was gluten-free bread that, you know, I had to toast to within an inch of its life, so it tasted decent. And then I put a little fake butter on it, and then the eggs on top of it. Okay, hang on to that. And what is that?

106.664 - 115.014 Will Arnett

I'm pretty sure the eggs were real. We had a conversation with our friend on a different episode about enjoying ourselves and stuff, you know.

115.415 - 132.555 Jason Bateman

But I feel that – but it isn't – but that I enjoy – it tastes great. I enjoy it. I enjoy – now, last night we went out for a family dinner to this yummy little restaurant down the street that specializes in Italian food. So – I ordered a nice big fat cheese pizza.

133.076 - 133.356 Will Arnett

Oh, you did?

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