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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

Thu, 17 Apr 2025

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On this special Monopoly-themed episode of ClueLess, host Elliott Kalan and constant contestant Sean Hayes invite Sean’s husband Scotty Icenogle to play a new game where the instructions are very simple: Do Not Pass Go! Elliott will give a series of clues, and every answer ends in the letters G-O. The questions increase in difficulty, leading to a MegaClue round where they are worth five points each! Subscribe to ClueLess HERE.New episodes every Monday and Thursday.Puzzles in this episode are by Josh Richmond and Jason Reich.Script by Elliott Kalan.Music and sound effects by Devon Torrey Bryant. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts and guests featured in this Monopoly-themed episode?

0.329 - 17.617 Sean Hayes

Hey Smarties, it's Sean Hayes here. You may remember that we launched a new bite-sized game show last year called Clueless. In every episode, our hilarious host, Elliot Kalin, takes me and a friend of mine through a different game, and sometimes they're word puzzles or chains of common phrases, or robots singing songs, we have to guess. It's a whole lot of fun.

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17.937 - 32.224 Sean Hayes

Here's a special Monopoly-themed episode that came out today, sponsored by our friends at Hasbro, where my husband, oh, I want to say Ste... Scotty. That's it. My husband, Scotty Eisenogel, and I play a special Monopoly themed game called Do Not Pass Go.

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34.186 - 48.975 Sean Hayes

Today's episode of Clueless is sponsored by Monopoly and their three brand new expansions, which you can add onto your classic Monopoly board to add new ways to play and to make the game shorter. All three are available now. Monopoly is a trademark of Hasbro.

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58.584 - 87.937 Elliott Kalan

Congratulations. You have won second prize in a beauty contest. It's even better than first prize because now you've got a goal to work towards. This is Clueless. I'm Clueless. Very nice. Welcome to SmartList Presents Clueless, the puzzle podcast that only asks 15 minutes of your time and offers you so much in return. I'm your host, Elliot Kalin, or at least that's what my parents told me.

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88.197 - 93.221 Elliott Kalan

Now, please welcome the man who thinks community chest means everyone wants to see him take his shirt off, Sean Hayes.

95.359 - 115.194 Sean Hayes

Believe me that you talk about horror films. That would be a horror film. Not that you were talking about horror films, guys. Thank you, Elliot. Thank you for having me again. This is so, so much fun. I look forward to this every single time we do it because I love games. I love you. I love this show. I love everything about it, but I love even more than all of those things. Is that possible?

116.018 - 118.919 Elliott Kalan

There's something you love more than those things. Chocolate cake.

119.319 - 135.444 Sean Hayes

And my husband, Scotty. I snuggle who's here as well. Scotty, where are you right now? Hi. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Yes. What part of the city and the town are you in? And where are you exactly right now? I'm actually in the next room. Oh, that's spooky. That's very spooky. All right.

136.965 - 144.228 Elliott Kalan

The idea of him being in the same house as you is very creepy and weird. Very upsetting. Yeah. This is why we have the couple houses.

Chapter 2: What is the special Monopoly-themed game 'Do Not Pass Go' about?

760.99 - 779.684 Elliott Kalan

Yeah, I don't know either. Okay, the answer is Asiago. Asiago cheese. These are the tough ones. These are the two-point ones, but you'll get this one. Fair enough. Manufacturer of camper vans. Winnebago. Winnebago. Oh, that's great. I feel like Scotty started first, but Sean finished the word first. He did. Scotty took longer to say the word, but Sean finished it.

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780.165 - 784.189 Sean Hayes

We must have a delay because I feel like I'm getting all of these.

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784.269 - 796.367 Elliott Kalan

Okay, go ahead. Number 16. Island that forms a country with Trinidad. Do we know it? I'm going through my world knowledge. You'll think about it. So they're often referred to as Trinidad and? Trinigo.

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799.788 - 802.929 Scott

Trinidad and Trinimom. No, I don't know.

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803.609 - 816.773 Elliott Kalan

Geography, not my strong suit. Okay. Want me to tell you what it is? Yes. Tobago or Tobago. Trinidad and Tobago. Wouldn't have gotten it. Wouldn't have gotten it. Okay. Well, how about this one? Question 17. Tree whose extract is often used as a memory supplement.

819.014 - 838.928 Sean Hayes

uh seems like you guys could use prevagen go oh no that's from jellyfish prevagen yeah i just i was thinking that too yeah a tree who supplements all these memory thing uh well now we're never going to forget this answer never don't remember forever it's an ancient tree you see a lot of them in new york city would you like me to tell you the answer yes please

839.488 - 841.629 Elliott Kalan

Ginkgo. Ginkgo. Oh, ginkgo biloba.

841.649 - 842.97 Scott

Ginkgo biloba, yes.

843.01 - 855.015 Elliott Kalan

You know what? You were thinking bilobago. Bilobago. It's very difficult, yeah. Yeah, yeah. A trade ban is an? Embargo. Embargo. Yes, very good. God, you're fast. You might order movie tickets from?

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